Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Careful the Things You Say, Children Will Listen

Episode Date: May 28, 2020

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What Guess what happens Hello and welcome to Watch Our Crappins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker of the Real House, where as a kitchen island, and also the Game Brain podcast, which if you like board games like I do, you should listen to it, because I was on last weekend's episode, and I think I might be on this weekend, not sure.

By the point of this, check out Game Brain Podcast, if you love board games, or are interested in the hobby. And joining me is someone who is interested in a very special hobby, it's a hobby called The Bachelor. It's Ronnie Karam from The Rose Pricks Bachelor. Rose Podcast, what's going on? I the Rose Bricks Bachelor, Rose Podcast. What's going on? I just got confirmation I am on this weekend of Game Brain It.

Literally just happened right there. What's going on, Ronnie? Hi, how are you? You know, I'm amped up and excited. It's been an exciting time. We are going to be recapping Real House, what's the Beverly Hills today. And I was actually just thinking right before this podcast, I don't think I shared it with you, Ronnie,

but did I tell you that my car got broken into? No, what happened? I guess I must have left it unlocked, I think. I mean, I'm like mortified, but like my car had... So it didn't get broken into, it was entered. It was entered, but it was like, my car has like the touch, but like, if you touch the handle, it locks,

and I feel like I touched it, and like I thought it locked, but maybe it didn't, something like, if you touch the handle, it locks. And I feel like I touched it. And like, I thought it locked, but maybe it didn't. Something like that, you know? Because I went down to the garage and the door was open. It was just open and like, someone had been through my car. But I don't keep anything valuable in my car because someone broke into my car like in 2002. And I learned the hard way.

You don't keep anything important in your car. So I have nothing important. So I was thinking about it though, like the only thing that the robber took were some altoids and my cheapo sunglasses that I keep in there for driving. And so I was just thinking about it. I was like, you know, somewhere out there,

there is a robber with altoids and sunglasses. And that robber, you're a cougat, you're cougat. You're cougat robber. I put those sunglasses on, you're c cool guy, you're a cool guy. You're a cool guy, robber. I put those sunglasses on you. You're a cool guy, you're a cool guy, robber. You're a cool guy. Wow, I'm sorry that you got broken into that sucks,

but yeah, you know, trashy people, you're gonna break into the car, so you have better breath, congratulations, but now you're gonna drain my battery too. Like, what kind of fucking monster is that? Like I get like, oh, maybe you're down trodden. You know, or maybe you're desperate or something. Like, I can almost understand that,

but not, and I'm gonna run your battery down too. So. Yeah, close the door. Actually, I actually, cause I felt great about it, cause I had no damage. And I love the idea that the robber went in there and was like, I'm gonna get some shit.

And there was nothing except ultimately. Yeah, they were like, what a responsible person to not leaving anything valuable in their car. I felt like I had like, like done a big, ah-ha! My soup, you have nothing for you. That will teach you to do bring it to the series. Oh, geezer, glah!

Anyway, speaking of petty burglars, we are gonna be talking about the people who have stolen our... I don't know if I want to say it hard, our minds. Real house is a Beverly Hills. Before we get into that, though, first and foremost, this is a crap is on demand episode, so if you want to not just listen to the episode, but watch us too, go to patreon.com slash watch or crap ends. And if you sign up on the crap is on demand level, you can watch this recap, we're actually broadcasting, and you also get access to all the other Crapids on Demand, which is like, you know, over 100 by now.

So it's a lot of good content that you can get. Second of all, it is pandemic times, so we are trying to help out small businesses. Our listeners who have small businesses, we know it's really hard out there. So we want to give some shout outs. So Ronnie, do you have one you want to start off with? Sure. This is the Mealbridge.com. This is the DC area chapter of the Meal Bridge team. It's an effort to help local restaurants and frontline

healthcare workers. And you can find them at themealbridge.com page. There are also chapters in Georgia, Seattle, Los Angeles, and DC. The meal bridge was created with two goals. Keep local restaurants in business and the healthcare workers well fed. So here's how it works. You visit the site, themealbridge.com. You pick a hospital and you sign up to donate meals. You find a local restaurant from the list on their website And then you call the restaurant to order the food and give them delivery information written on the website So that's a pretty bad ass, you know, so thanks for helping other people, you know, that's pretty cool so that's the mealbridge.com and

on Twitter SS. Oh, no, actually that's just Sarah who sent this in. But anyway, at themillbridge.com. So, bored. Awesome. Okay, I got one here. This is from Michelle Katuchi. And so she says that her two friends could really, really, really use a shout out.

Their names are Jesse and Shandra and their sisters, and they own a wellness spa in Woodbridge, Connecticut called Amethyst Lounge. They specialize in lashes, meditations, raky massage nails, and lots of holistic wellness. They also have a retail side that sells lots of beautiful items and CBD and all that good stuff and they even do some raffles going on with their uh right now with their cutest products. So Michelle says they are two of the hardest working most beautiful humans she's ever met and their generosity to her and every person they encounter is awe-inspiring. They are self-employed and have received no financial support since they were forced to close their doors two months ago, not a dime, and they

do not know when they'll be allowed to open again, but we know it's not soon in Connecticut. So their business and the work that they do is just as important as what all of us do. They are my essential business as Michelle, providing me a space to relax and feel beautiful. I mean, that is the truth. It is really important to have in your life. So don't we all need more of that? It breaks our heart that they are in this position and I've had to go to GoFundMe to try to get some help. So Michelle wants us to share their GoFundMe. The GoFundMe link is like very big. So all we're going to say is look up Amethyst Lounge on Go Fun Me and try to throw them some help over there.

And Amethyst is spelled A-M-E-T-H-Y-S-T Lounge. Thanks Michelle and keep, you know, hopefully this all helps Jesse and John Jo. Yes, right on. So today, we are here with Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Okay, you're cool guy. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, really, wow, Kyle. Kyle, just, this is the best watching Kyle

without somebody to shield her. You know, she's always had Kim. Who doesn't, Kim hasn't really ever shielded her, but Kim's lunacy took the focus off of Kyle, and then there of course was Vanderpump. And Kyle is just like one open wound. Yeah, she's a big open festering wound. And she's been getting a lot of shit

over the past week on social media because she was crying everywhere about this or that. I don't even remember what was last week was when she was crying to to read and Erica at the psychic. And basically everyone's saying like, you know, you wanted to be the head bitch in, you know, in charge for all these years. Now you finally are and you're crumbling. You're like, I mean, just, she just cries. She's all over the internet crying and whining and saying You mean that's not there. She went on Gary Genetti, you know, who's fucking hilarious. Love that guy. So he was doing of Lisa Rina Did were people doing coke in your bathroom?

He did some video and it was really good and She commented on it and said I stood up for her on that by the way Because you know, that's her thing. Like, I've been defending people and they don't defend me. And it's just like Kyle, you're so pathetic, Kyle. Like, really, this is the thing that you're crying about every day right now. She's going all over the internet, sniveling around,

talking about how she has anxiety, et cetera, et cetera. There was something really funny and sad the other The other day I God I can't remember if I took a screen grab of it or not and if I did I'm really bummed that it not bring it up I don't remember what it was because there'd been so many but it was just it was just a hilariously Pathetic moment and it's just what he wanted. She's so in love. It's a caron needy It's hilarious to watch it play out on the internet. And I just like to point out, you know who else did that for Doreet over that

Coke in your bathroom thing? Her name was Lee Savannah Pump. And she shall not be forgotten. Woo! So anyway, Kyle. So we open up the episode with Kyle, speaking Spanish to the help, because we hear first like a glass breaking and then Kyle's first he is is that the new glass is that the new glass? And then she's like are you okay? Are you okay? But was that the new glass? Because that was my new glass. I spent a lot of money on yeah, she speaks such white lady Spanish like

4.4 such white lady Spanish like poor five four El Vazo and El Nino okay oh I hate that kind of Spanish it makes me crazy yes so she's like kiposo esola newiva Vazo it's you mono and then at one point it says that she's saying there is no blood but I'm pretty sure she said are you hungry? Because I thought I think she said notian esambre, which means you're not hungry. I mean, I think my Spanish is a little rusty I haven't been in El Paso for a long time, but I took French and I've only picked the only Spanish I've picked up here in L.A.

Has been you know when I see on sign so like piece of Mahato, I'm like, really good with that one. I actually started doing Spanish on Duolingo, but then I stopped away from it and I forgot it all. Girl, I did that too, and it's just so repetitive, and it's like the dumbest thing, and it just kept making me say, I love pond, like I love bread. You know, it's like, yo, or I want bread, like, yo, kid, o pond, yo, kid, o pond. And I had been sticking to a diet, like, I was fairly thin, and look at me now. I feel like it totally brainwashed me

into just thinking about bread all the time. And so I quit, that's it. Yeah, I think I stopped because I was doing it, and then I was like, I brought it onto the plane. And first of all, like, it wouldn't work without a Wi-Fi connection, I guess, and then on top of that, when I tried to do it, it was like, I was like, I'm gonna do this very discreetly over here, and then my phone was like, yo soy mom's on us! And I was like, it's like quiet, quiet!

And I had to like turn it off really nervously. It was like, who's speaking that terrible Spanish over there? Yeah, why does that guy only want bread? Yeah. So yeah. So Doreet shows up at Kyle's house because they're all gonna be going to Santa Barbara today. And so Doreet shows up, she's in the foyer, and I had never noticed this about Kyle's foyer, because I already hate that checkerboard, that giant checkerboard tiling. But I don't know.

So a lady who makes the tea pots, it makes us crazy. Oh God, we've gone through the actually child's. I know that Kyle lives in a McKenzie's child's hip hot. Oh man, we made it like good solid two or three months without anyone tagging us in McKenzie's child's photos, and now it's all gonna come back gather gather But uh, but I don't know. Do you ever notice this that not only does she have that awful checkerboard

Forer, but there's a giant Dalmatian statue in the foyer also Well, it's fucking cruel over there skimming him alive, you know Seriously, I mean it's like it's like that tacky kind of sculpture style that they have on the summer house where they have that like zebra, oh, that monkey. Yeah, it's like one of those except it's a giant Dalmatian. Of course Kyle would have that in her boy or the tacky-ass sculpture. So Duree says up and she's like, thank you, my Dean! Who's her driver I guess? And she and Kyle have to do the real housewives of Beverly Hills thing where they just stand there and say how cute the other one looks. Oh my god, shoes! Oh my god, you're shirt! Oh my god, you're earrings! Oh my god, you're face!

And then Doreet kind of shades Kyle because she's like, when are you looking at you? You look mass and confident comfy don't you? I'm assing comfy don't you? I'm assing comfy don't you? I'm assing comfy don't you? I'm assing comfy don't you? I'm assing comfy don't you? I'm assing comfy don't you? I'm assing comfy don't you? I'm assing comfy don't you? I'm assing comfy don't you? I'm assing comfy don't you? I'm assing comfy don't you? I'm assing comfy don't you? I'm assing comfy don't you? I'm assing comfy don't you? I'm assing comfy don't you? I'm assing comfy don't you? I'm assing comfy don't you? I'm assing comfy don't you? I'm assing comfy don't you? I'm assing comfy don't you? I'm assing comfy don't you? I'm assing comfy don't you? I'm assing comfy don't you? I'm assing comfy don't you? I'm assing comfy don't you? I'm assing comfy don you? I'm assing comfy don you? I'm assing comfy don you? I'm assing comfy don you? I'm assing comfy don you? I'm assing comfy don you? I'm assing comfy don you? I'm assing comfy don you? I'm assing comfy don you? I'm assing comfy don you? I'm assing comfy don you? I'm assing comfy don you? I'm assing comfy don you? I'm assing comfy don you? I'm assing comfy don you? I'm assing comfy don you? or you and anybody, anyone, your sister. Well, do you name any number of celebrities from the 80s that are not your... Well, she's still got Fey Resnick. That's true. This part cracked me up because Carol's like, so what do you like in your coffee? And Dreeke goes, I dearly, meerkenspenda.

No, almond milk and splendor. In a perfect world, dare to dream. Ideally, like, Dorees, just dreaming of it. Ideally, I would like competence. Thank you. The coffee that we serve in the Bucode Bepo family involves splendor, almond milk, and it's just a touch of diabetes juice.

You know what would be good in this? A little bit of made blood. Oh, you got it, Kyle! So the reads time says, you know. Kyle appreciates our friendship, but the other night, Kyle told me to shut the fuck up and that kind of thing in a friendship makes you feel uneasy. Sort of like when you walk into a kitchen, there's a magic bullet and you know you gotta press it down but you don't know how hard. It's hard, it makes me uneasy.

I put here, we'll bend see this. Oh okay, this is why. Because Dury is doing this hand thing now, have you noticed? You love some hand things, so Dury is like, where? She appreciates a friendship. Like she's DJing on two records at the same time. She's like, oh, come on. And then later, she does like a picking at the air thing with two hands.

Like, Doreets, that's a Doreets new thing. Everybody's gotten notes for the season. And, you know, Erica's got her whole new personality. Doreets new things are hand movements. Yes. I like that. DJ, DJ Doreet. DJ, DJ Doreet, Kemsley. So, Kyle's like, well, listen, I just don't want Doree DJ DJ Doree Kenzley So Kyle's like well listen, I just don't want to leave another dinner in tears and she's like oh Nailed it not the math and the guy like and Kyle's like I mean that couples therapy thing that was at the bottom of the barrel

Yeah, never as a person I know ridiculous any normal person would just say oh god Yeah, we're so couple we're so close we're going to couples therapy You know the end or why do you have to cry about it for five weeks in a row? Yeah, exactly and Dread's like well, I did think oh yes They did go to a therapist together, so I thought that maybe it was couples therapy or that you were maybe lesbians I mean you did share a pillow once and I did see a kitty langsie I do believe somewhere in the vicinity of your house But I'm about 30 square miles, so probably lesbians. Yes, girls like well, I mean come on

I mean girls go get their nails done together and the music goes oh And we goes oh, but just but girls get facials together and she's like, that's a little different, don't you think, car? Getting your face done and your nails did, and then having a munch on a beave. Isn't that a little different, car? Your munch and beave therapy car. I mean, it's one thing for two girlfriends to go and have a lovely dinner

at the Duretie Experience at Booker de Beppo, but it's quite another to have couples therapy together at breathing sessions anonymous. Yes, you go to Bucco with your girlfriend. You go to therapy with your girlfriend. Do you see the difference, God? So Duret's basically like, listen, if Kyle would just admit that she's closer to Teddy would be fine, but the more she denies it, the more annoying it gets. Yeah, she's like hand-chopping the air while she tells us. And Kyle's like, well, I just don't want to keep going

about a random circles, you know, about when you said that we went to therapy, because you said that we went to therapy. Now, I don't want to go into circles about how you said we went to therapy, circle, circle, circle, circle. And Kyle goes, listen, we have a lot of fun in this group. I mean, look at us.

We're just a barrel of laughs. Remember, look at all our vacations. I mean, they're so fun. Remember last year, and I was like, oh my God, are you trying to make us remember last year on purpose? That was one of the most boring house-wise vacations in the history of house-wise vacations. Yeah, and we're like,

Kral, you are so much fun. We laugh incessantly at you and Teddy, being as he is. That is so much fun for us. I agree. You're my favorite gay comics since Polar Pans. So then we see Garcell, she's driving in her car and she's talking to her producing partner, Lisa. And interesting. Oh, we have five directors interested in our film. herself, she's driving in a car and she's talking to her producing partner, Lisa, and interesting. Oh, we have five directors interested in our film. I mean, life is busy for me.

I'm shooting a movie in Nashville, I'm producing some stuff, I've got two 12 year olds, and now I've got a drive to a bus stop. I guess from their perspective, I'm coming to them and they are in America so I guess I'm coming to America too So she goes to meet her kids at the best off to tell them goodbye They've got this little friend that's with them. That's just trying to like get some attention from her She's like oh my son's like her so much up from my son come here boys. I'm gonna miss you And he's like hi, he's just standing there like, please anything, please man, please. And she never even looks at that poor little kid. I was like wondering is she like it would be weird if she gave the kid a hug, but I also

wondered if she's just gonna do something funny like, oh, I'll give you a hug too, but she just is like, oh, I just love my son's hugs for everyone. Wow, I see such a bright future for you. Two out of three people here. Oh, you're little friends. Your little friend looks like he is waiting for a man and from heaven, he just got his hands out, stretch just like that. What is he expecting?

God, it was like so many of my memories. Just that chubby little kid waiting from a hug from someone else's mom. I was totally watching. I was about the entire scene waiting to see if Garsell would hug that little boy. Yeah. Well poor guy. He got screwed. And Garsell talks about how, you know, when she's really busy, you know, she's like really important for her to make time for her kids. And sometimes she'll be gone for a week at a time and she hates that. And the thing she hates the most is that when she goes to school to pick up her kids or whatever,

an apparent comes up and says, hey stranger. And I was like, oh, that is such a Kyle thing. Get used to it because Kyle Richards is going to do it to you about five times this season. Hey stranger, where have you been? You haven't been hanging out. Yeah, yeah. You missed one event stranger. Yeah. So yeah, she says, I just wanted to tell those parents, fuck you Yeah, that was really funny. She's so offended

So they you know she hugs the kids and sends some off in Ignore's airport little friend and then it's Rina Rina arriving at Kyle's just so Rina like You're amazing I love you shoes. Jesus Christ. And we get an opposite angle. When Rina walks into the foyer, we get an opposite angle from the angle that showed the giant dom-dummation. And from this angle in the other corner of the foyer, we see that Kyle has a creepy as butler like it's gonna like this oh no is it one of those little statues that's holding his hand flat

no it was literally a butler going like this and so I was like it was like a Durinda Halloween decoration I was like is it Halloween why is there this weird ass creepy butler figure in this corner? And I was like, I bet it's not even Halloween. I bet Kyle just wants another opportunity just to say the word, Halloween. Yes, shooting. Yes, or just, she's just terrified the butler.

She likes to pass a butler who's terrified and go, you're mean, you're mean. You're mean to me but learn. I'm not scared of you because I was raised with Michael Myers, okay? I mean, I would just shot a movie with him, so... Hmm... Razing kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday's parenting is unbearable.

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Like, sorry. If you wake the pills, natural selection. Where people doing drugs in your doggy food? Yeah, where people doing drugs in your doghouse. So Teddy's like, we're going to pee. It's Teddy's there, like who knew? So Teddy's got to go pee. And then it begins Kyle getting to talk about her multiple bathrooms Which is the running thread through the sex scene?

I was like well, we're missing that bathroom so go to the other bathroom because there's another bathroom I have another bathroom multiple bathrooms Just make it right at the oversized Mass-diff and you'll see it right there. Great. Thanks And then Erica comes in and Kyle's like nervously drinking tea because now she's scared. Kyle's basically got tension with everybody in every scene the season so far. So Erica's like, have my family been hurt by Kyle? Sure, but I'm not gonna throw a friendship over a bad night.

But listen here, there's almost so many bad nights here come high up. Holly? Yeah, exactly because Erica still soar about the fact that Kyle said you have no friends. So which by the way, you don't have any friends. I'm sorry, but your friend is still Mikey who is on your payroll. So until you prove otherwise, sorry about Kyle gets a point there. It's one thing for us to say because we're podcasters though, it's another thing for Kyle to say that because that's kind of mean

It's mean for like a friend of course, you know, yeah Yeah, but yeah, Erica maybe should show some friends that aren't Mikey or people who are on her payroll so I believe that they're there, but she just Show them so so then So sudden shows up and of she, Sun walks in like, huh, I'm the, the rich, Mariah Carey. I guess Mariah Care is really rich, so that doesn't make sense.

But the point is she walks in, and Kyle sees her bag. He's like, oh my God, that's so gorgeous. Everyone keep an eye out on Kyle. She'll have that bag next. Yeah, Kyle's gonna make a present. Yeah. Yeah, she'll come for a present and she'll have that bag. Oh yeah, true, yeah.

She'll be swinging on her pink swing with a certain bag Here's what we're gonna see next week from Kyle. She's gonna be wearing that bag And she'd be wearing a jumpsuit that looks like a trash bag By the way, you know those means you made a really funny one last week of my plans and then 2020 and yours was my plans And it's Brandy showing up in crutches to game my and then 2020 and yours was my plans and it's Brandy showing up in crutches to gay night and then 2020. Slut, it's in like pointing at her. That was so good. I saw a really funny one this weekend on our Facebook someone posted it and it said my plans and it was wait what was it? How can I just forget? I was so funny. I

think I got stuck in your meat. Oh, my plan is my plan. And it was sorry. My plans are to go completely seen aisle in the middle of a podcast. My plans and it was Lisa Vanderpump on her big pink flower swing. And then it says 2020 and then it's Kyle on her sad little invitation pink swing and like a stick skin print. Yeah, because Kyle posted that photo. Kyle posted that photo on her IG of a person on a swing in her shitty like Kyle by whatever her name was outfit.

I just saw. Yeah. She got that last year. Remember, we were cracking up because she got she gets everything that Vanderpunt gets and she got that stupid imitation pink swing and it's so sad. And Vanderpun, one of her seasons was swinging on the swing and then it had a shot of Kyle swinging on her swing. Oh, probably so you're so sad. Yeah, oh,

there was some there was also some interaction. God, I wish I had taken a screenshot, but maybe you saw it and you can say what it was where Lisa Vanderpump said true dad to something. What was that? It was so good. Someone said, oh, you're so mad that no one has your back. Well, how do you think Lee Savannah Pum felt? She had your back for years. And then you did that to her. And then Lisa just wrote true dad.

True dad. Underneath. So anyway, back to Carl's super important storyline of having multiple bathrooms. She's like, anybody need to use the bathroom because there's multiples, there's multiples, there's one here and there's one in the other room if anyone wants it.

Anyone, anyone at all? Okay. Then the editors put in a scene of just flush in one bathroom and then cut to the outside guest house. Flush. Another map yet. Also, how far away is Kyle's house? everyone shows up just having to pee like crazy? Well, they all fall over the place now.

Erica's in Pasadena. Kyle's in Encino for Christ's sake. Yeah, that's far away. Yeah. So, then we see Denise at work on Bold and the Beautiful, where I guess she's a cast member now. And, you know, we see her just doing lines and stuff and she's like, you know, because I played sexy characters, people think that's who I am. Also because I talk about my husband's

penis and sassently and talk about giving him a happy ending and having sex in his office once, people think that's who I am because I talk about it about my life in it. But that's my work. There's nothing to my reality Yeah, you know You can be on the red carpet smile and look fucking amazing and then you get in the car and fight with your soon-to-be-ex spouse, you know, I mean I remember this one time. I was on the red carpet I don't even know what red carpet was it was because I've been on so many fucking red carpets. So today I was like goddamn red carpet We're on there and then we fought and then I filed for divorce 10 days later and people were like I'm surprised

I said yeah, you're fucking surprised. I'm an actor. All right. You got a hide you got a fucking hide that was like okay Merrill Street you need to just Check the actors big fucking through the L. Okay I'd invite you to the actors god damn huge Nuts are there. Yeah, the what was already there big pharma Inside big pharma studio Can we do outside the actor studio? I don't want to be the side of close space from Tylenol's chasing me, all right? You know, I just live a bear life as in bear. It's chasing me.

So then she does a photo shoot while she tells us about how you know, you've got to keep your movie star to mop or whatever. And then she gets to go home. So then we get, we see Kyle, they're all on the bus yeah they're on the party bus and they're going around those cliffs of Santa Barbara and she's like oh god I just love Santa Barbara because my dad lived here as a kid and my mom would have to meet him to drop us off halfway to see Dan and I don't know it was like I love the beach because I remember going there was some time whatever so then they are they are I get there on for some reason They're on some cliff. I don't know why they're on a cliff because all you have to do is stand the 101 but they're on a cliff

No Santa Barbara gets terrifying. That's where I that's where I adopted Zina my first dog my Jack Russell before I had Bueller And I had to drive to Santa Barbara. I almost went off one of those damn cliffs. That is no joke Santa Barbara I guess once you get off the 101 youon-one you have to go up those cliffs I don't know but um Kyle but of course Kyle never skips an opportunity to like play up her anxiety and she's like oh we need to go very slow because I have anxiety I mean you guys this is like right out of a horror film which I just filmed I have a lot of experience in that department Halloween anyone heard about it

It's kind of a franchise. I was kind of born into it and now I've like resurrected my role anyway. That's why I have these bangs Although the back was gone Yeah, Erica that only ate all So they get there and then typical fucking California you can't get an Arabian bee without having to hug the fucking homeowner 20 times. I know. Yeah, there's a woman named Kate who's the rental property owner and she starts hugging everyone. She's like, hi, welcome to Rancho Australia, welcome, welcome, welcome. Get J-hugs. J-hugs, sudden and so I go, oh, you're a hugger. Yeah. Are you not a hugger? She goes, no, no, no, but it's okay. Yeah.

And then she has to ask, man, she's like, Lisa, are you a hooker? Get over here. Come on, little son. And they get in this huge house with these gorgeous views, and Kyle goes, what a great little house this is. Shut up, Kyle. Shut up. So they're all packing and getting their stuff done and Rina and Toreeta just going that's cute. That's cute. You look so cute. You're looking through Rina. You look cute there. I'm sorry. Got you drinking coffee. I like that. They're So they're gonna go out and cause like,

I need to even know what should I tell Denise? And Erica comes out in this like jumper. Yeah, this is like heavy looking jumpsuit because I think that Erica decided, these are the looks I want to have and she was committed and she was not going She's like I listen I spent three days perfect in this look I'm not gonna switch into t-shirt and jeans

Yeah, this was $200,000 God band-buy was one way or ever So Kyle sees her and she goes oh my god, you're gonna lose weight in that outfit. Do you remember those? She's like yes, Kyle I remember you remember like when She's like, yes Kyle, I remember. You remember it like when moms would like wear those Chin foil suits so they'd sweat so yes But you remember back in she's after all yes Kyle I mean Kyle manages to somehow neg her in like two or three different ways with one sentence It was kind of amazing. I mean, I normally I would love that but because it's from Kyle and she's gonna act like she wasn't being mean at all I'm like

Fuck Kyle Isn't that weird because I've hated Carl for so many years and I'm like haha Carl's being funny Well, it's just the show's messing with my mind Meanwhile Kyle has now committed to having eighties here for this scene She's like she's gotten rid of the bangs for the episode But I saw in the previews for next week the bangs are back So she can stop blaming it on Halloween because now she's voluntarily doing it after shooting.

But now instead she puts her hair in like this 80s, like she's an extra in an Amy Grant video. Can't bother it, mate. Can't wait. Now they're getting on Halloween. Now they're getting on those little Surrey things, those little bike car things. You go to a wine tasting and this is a car. This is very- This was very- This was very-

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I'm talking 31 minutes. Yeah, would you say I said strolling on the beach Rina laugh clapping, which I guess was Yeah I said strolling on the beach Rina laugh clapping which I guess was Yeah Isn't this pretty it's so gorgeous. Oh, so pretty here because now they're at the wine place Yeah, and the tipsy tasting room No, I think it's called the deep sea tasting room or was it a tipsy tasting room? I like deep sea better cuz tipsy like you're just asking for it. Yeah, so they get in and you're like oh my gosh this is so cute. So cute.

It's so cute. I don't see a bucket though. I don't see a bucket. I don't see a bucket. I don't see a bucket for spitting. They're a bucket. No bucket. No bucket.

I'm just saying to somebody And cows like well, there wasn't one there was one in France, but we didn't use it And then clips of their trip to France trying to make us think that that was fine. It wasn't okay And here's what I'm concentrating on this scene. It's been gonna be triggered that there's a dog with his nose and a sharkoo to retrain You know what I didn't see that happening, and I'm glad I didn't see it, because I would've been very mad. I would've been very, very mad. Okay?

The trigger. Yeah, I don't like that dog. It's not a shark herd or a rainbow. What is that shark herd? Hey, you know what that dog was? So Kyle's wacky thing. It's a cuckl-cuck being super wacky and talking like in a cockney accent for some reason. And so they start tasting wine. And the waitress, the waitress is like, no brush, wine tasting, not wine racing.

And then I think there's a seal that's jumping. It's ambiguous whether it's a seal or a dolphin. I rewind the footage because that's what I did pay attention to was, and I think there's a seal that's jumping. It's ambiguous whether it's a seal or a dolphin. I rewind the footage, because that's what I did pay attention to was, and I think it was actually a seal, not a dolphin, but it was very short that it was a dolphin. I was like, well, this is what this shows come to. Dolphin seal debates, and I'm oddly invested in it,

because I rewind it five times. Ericka season, shit. There's something on the water, I am, but I don't know what it is. Kea, Kea, Kea. Is it Michael Myers? season. There's something of the water. I am. I don't know what it is. Yeah. Yeah. Is it Michael Myers? Is he coming back to get me? Oh, I forgot. He's fictional. That was acting everyone. I'm in a movie. And when they're saying is that a seal or a dolphin cow goes, hi, Denise.

It's like, ooh, dolphin burn. Good. Dolphin burn from Kyle. And you know, Kyle always does that. She makes a joke. then she's like, well as long as we're talking about Denise I'm like you were the one who brought her up, but no one was talking about her And then Kyle's like as speaking of Denise. Does anyone talk to her and they're cuz like well I want the gospel with a bunch of sets. You have it bug the kids with thranks them so long. Oh Hi, I'm Teddy and you told me about that too. I get a car six sometimes. Yes, and, uh, Rina's like, well, you must have bothered her

on some level if she's discussing it with multiple partners. Ha ha ha ha ha! Get it! Get it! I wish we could have just had a freeway conversation on the phone. Get it! Get it! You know what? We're gonna really need to spit roast this one. I wonder if they serve Minajna, a 12-wine ear. He's a little on the nose, but it still works. You know what she seems really upset. I just want to plug all the holes so we can just keep going on with this friendship. Do we think, hey, this this classroom is so lovely. Do we think it's a

self-repartnership or are there multiple partners? So then Teddy gets on her new thing, which is, well, we've had many talks with her about this type of subject matter. So it's an adult dinner or a kid dinner. And this wasn't the part I was thinking, but Teddy in this episode goes on this thing where?

Classic Teddy. Yeah. Because what he thought Teddy was we get onto something. Nope, it was not really what you're expecting. Right. Oh, okay. But she does get on this thing later in the episode where she's really mad that Denise has brought this up so many times and it's hilarious coming from Teddy, yeah, of all people, of all people, in an entire season about punctuality and also and also like on the heels of Teddy saying a million times I don't care. I don't care if you come to my thing

I don't care if you come. I don't care. I'm just like casual. Yes. So um Rinna's like guys, don't we just talk like that in air cuz like listen we're going to the Dyson errands without going to church. Alright. Yeah, if we're going to Denise and Aaron's, we're not going to church, alright. Yeah, if we're going to church, we'll be going to my house

cause I actually have a chapel, ugh. So then, Rena was like, I mean, did she took her husband to get a happy ending? I mean, she can't be offended, right? Ha, ha, ha. And then we see Denise getting out of the car, and Eric is like, If I had a hucker real fox girl go moooow

and to read psychless and understand Ratenice is embarrassed to have to explain through some of the tricky into you know I think it's yada and Erica's like they fought too they already know what a three-somebles have to have a headwimp already guys guys could you just imagine though

you have your kids and you bring them to some family place like, I don't know, a Bucco de Beppo and you're sitting there enjoying the wonderful appetizers and entrees that can be shared for all families. And then all of a girl She shows up at a winery with some tequila like fuck this. I'm not drinking your crappy wine. Okay. Yeah So she just comes in and she says hi and then it gives the housewives don't don't where everyone's like, oh Don't speak to Denise make this as awkward as possible. Yes, exactly.

So she gets in there and Rene gets her this look. Rene gives that look like, hmm, like, yeah, we were just talking about you behind your back. So I'm just gonna raise my chin up and let that sort of explain that for you. Yeah. Denise. Mr. Erick goes, well, how, we've been cop tailing for hours.

And she goes, yeah, I can tell. You guys are three sheets to the wind, but that's okay. Yeah, you almost have personalities now, I can tell. Yeah. So when this like, I've got an idea, why don't we call the car set? Okay, I'm gonna call the car set. All right, all right.

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And now they all give her dirty looks. Like we get my pauses of everybody giving her a dirty look that she of all people is shading them for being drunk, you know. And then Kyle in her confessional is like, oh, where's the killer drinking Denise? This is a boring Denise. Like, okay, Kyle, Kyle, whose storyline is like, let's run laps in my backyard with Teddy and Rennah.

You don't get to talk about who's boring, okay? Yeah. So then back at the house, there's some weird non-tricksy Monical music playing. Yeah, sunset and this gorgeous house and it's like big boy raindrop big boy does big thing Well, you know that music is just like Denise's personality You never know which one's gonna show up because she's crazy Yeah, I was like this is not the place for this song. This is not the show for that song, you know.

So Kyle is, there's a beautiful sunset. And Kyle goes out to the balcony and she's like, you guys, come on, this is amazing. Why does no one wanna look at this view with me? Come on, guys, cause no one wants to go watch it with her. Which I loved, I loved that. So then they're getting their pre-cocktail, their pre-dinner cocktails, and someone gives us that

new drink, and she goes, thank you. Oh, I should have helped you make this. I just don't like a lot of juice. Yeah, at first, it almost sounds like she's gonna be like, she feels bad that someone had to make something for her. But I was like, no, no, she just doesn't like the way they made it. Yeah, she's just being bossy. Who? So then, Erica comes out like, no, no, she just doesn't like the way they made it. She's just being bossy.

So then, Erica comes out in a new jumpsuit, which is like sort of like black vinyl shiny something, and she's like, hey, everyone, I just sounded the way a trash bag in the heat wave. I know Mikey is getting the meanest text right now, by the way, her stylist. And Kyle is like, more weight loss suits. Oh! So, and then, and then Rina comes out and Rina's wearing square-toed shoes and Kyle's like, oh my god, Rina, those are so untrained.

Square-toed shoes, those are so untrained. I'll shut up. Next week, next week, Kyle has square-toed shoes. Square-toed shoes, choose you know in that bag and that leopard about leopard zebra Suites thing from Rachel's out Zebra about leopard yes So they all go down to dinner downstairs and To me it's like this is so nice. We don't got a fucking drive anywhere

Wolf it It's hard for a big farm to chase you if you're not driving in am I right everyone am I right? This is so nice, we don't kinda fucking drive anywhere. Love it. It's hard for a big farmer to chase you if you're not driving. Am I right, everyone? Am I right? So Sutton's like, are these pumpkin spiced candles? Everyone's like, uh, everyone's just in the fizzing. They are! They are pumpkin spiced candles! Ha ha ha! I'm Erica's like, God, how wide of them! They are they are pumpkin spice candles

America's like God how wide of them like have you seen any of your music videos ma'am? Okay, is this where we first noticed that on this show? Yeah old white lady wrapping Please to ten years for someone to realize Remember when remember when when son didn't know what Fenty was yeah. Yeah. So um let's see what do we talk about? Now that we're now we're now Rina is stirring. Now Rina is just ready to stir some shit. Rina is ready. She's like, so tell us about bold because I'm in the business. I don't have to say the rest of that. So bold. tough about bold. I would say tell us about BB, but I don't want you to get offended. Bear back, bear back, I'm the same.

It sounds about your character. So Dorit is like, so Denise is talking about it and reads like, guys, Denise, what's the one role you look back on and think that was incredible? That was like the PK of roles. It's like, well, Starship Troopers is my big break and then I was offered wild things a month before that one came out. And so everyone's, Carl's especially like, and so really good, really good. So what's it like to shoot a three-way? And Kyle does this.

She just juts her chin forward like, like, just, just, the chin just goes forward like, I'm listening. I'm just listening to this. And it's silence and the music's like, it starts playing like it's chirp, it's cheery, like let's fight now. And Erica goes,

Ellie, talking about threesomes, like God, man, no children. Okay, look, I was totally against Denise at the beginning of this. I was like, she's two, she's like way to stuck up about this. I don't like this part of Denise where she's like, I can't't believe but now they're just being

Fucking monsters as usual. They're taking one little thing and they're just gonna batter this woman with this one little thing all year long I agree. I also thought at the beginning of this I was I was actually like many of the women where I thought like come on Denise is like married to Charlie Sheen and she Talks about this stuff on TV like at the happy endings and Aaron's penis. So it just seems weird that she's seen suddenly Prudish, but I actually think at this point Denise has sort of explained herself a little bit and I'm like, okay, like it felt hypocritical at first to me, but now that she's explained that she's basis like just because I talk about

it with my adult friends doesn't mean I necessarily want it to be just like thrown around in front of the kids. And like, I think that's actually okay for her to feel that way. And I think that she expressed that. And I also think it's okay for the women to be caught off guard by it for the same reasons that we were. But I think that I agree with you, Roddy. I think now the women are kind of harping on it a little bit

too much. As usual, that's the show, right? So we go to commercial and then we come back it's like three sums Her curiosity That's a really interesting rhythm noise, but it worked. I was like an accusatory So to me it's like well, I'm uncomfortable. I'm gonna go, must be, must be. And then he goes, how many textures it takes to get to the minute of a PK bar?

How many? And Denise is like, you know what, you just gotta say, fuck it and commit to it. You know, and when it's just a girl, it's more comfortable, because you know, girls are gonna protect each other, but you know, then there's the bad thing, it's like the cruise jerking off around you

You know taking pictures that you're putting them on their snapchats or whatever. So that's a little weird And it is not quite sure where to go with it. So she says Interesting Interesting Anyone else want to take it from here? Why don't you say something? I just want to take it from here. I don't like it. Why don't you say something?

Well, first of, yeah, first thing. Yeah, what should I have to think? And Denise is like, yeah, I want my dad to see it. So my mom took me out of the theater, and that helped that one. It was tough, because I was raised in conservative family. I'm a good Catholic girl, and my mom said, you know what, honey, if you got to do this for your career, just fucking do it. I mean, what what are you gonna be a checkout girl at the dollar tree for the rest of your life? You know fucking couple of people you juggle some dick. All right. It's gonna work out, huh?

And by the way when Erica said what is your dad think it cuts the Kyle and just totally smiling. She just loves this Yeah, kind of such a Like she's gonna try and ruin Denise because of what Denise had the nerve to say you don't let anybody else talk I mean come on Yeah, so this is like yeah, I was crazy I mean all the language going back and forth with the agents and the managers about like you can show one nipple But not two and they can be a little bit of brass and I'm just a slight a bit of vange You know just like it was crazy.

You know, I totally get it because when we were hammering out my contract for the latest Halloween movie, which I just finished shooting, we had to really negotiate a lot of things. Like, one bang, two bangs, how long should the bangs be? How long can I blame the movie for my bangs? Is Kim Richard's sister gonna have one nipple too? I'm sorry that was Lines that was lines All right, it's sad state that when you said lines I was thinking cocaine

So then She's like so just one nipple was appreciative. Yeah, but then I moved to too car So then really it's like and when your girls saw it the threes of my mean And she's like well god, I hope to god they never see it. I'm gonna go say they've seen it They see the tenise They'll see it. I know they will. I mean, it's hard to not watch a movie featuring Theresa Russell I'll see it. I know they will. I mean, it's hard to not watch a movie featuring Theresa Russell So Jeanne is like listen, I don't want them to have that visual. I didn't think back then like oh gosh I wonder what my kids are gonna think like I really would have changed a lot. I'm like Yeah, also by the way, it's not just then it's also the current show you're shooting at over sharing on like every episode

They're probably gonna watch that if they're not gonna watch wild things. So, to me, Rinne, of course, turns it back to her. She's like, yeah, well, I understand where you're coming from. Cause in Tokyo, my kids brought up my book about blow jobs. And I was embarrassed in the moment, but then I was like, hey,

at least I thought I'm how to do it right. I mean, think about it. If they're gonna get information, it might just be good information and I know how to take up take some pipe Kyle called you a seal so then Or a dolphin that's up in the air So at this point

Kyle has been quiet because she is like finally the other girls are going to grill Denise and it doesn't have to be me. But this whole three way thing hasn't really, it actually just turned into like a normal conversation. Because Denise is like I'm not giving you what you want. Like they're so heavy-handed with it and Denise is like listen like I she spoke her mind already. It's over. Like she's not going to sit here and sob about you guys talking about three ways for Christ's sake. She gets it.

Got it. So Kyle has to push the ball along. She's like, okay, let me do this. She goes, Denise, I just, I wanted to tell you that I'm really sorry about the other night. You know, it started with treating me and then became a whole thing. And, you know, I just sort of grew.

And I felt bad. So, you know, that's why I'm giving you this very fake apology right now. Yeah, this is why I'm giving you this fake apology that I'm also accusing you of making it a big deal when it had nothing to do with you in the same sense. Yeah. It was one of those apologies where she offers up a fake apology hoping that Denise will then also apologize back. Yeah.

And instead of Denise apologizes, you go, well, you know, I was really taking it back. I mean, I didn't know where it was coming from. It's like one moment you're driving down the road. And next moment, there's big pharma in the town, all truck right behind you. Yeah. Come from don't know. And Carol's like, well, it's just everyone started to pile up on me and pile on me. And Denise is like, well, you know, we are a very opinionated group. And you know, we do chime in. Like, you know, when Darius was being annihilated for showing up late because she had some glam like do we really care who shows up with hair and make it up.

Good for Denise. Yeah and she's like well it was just it was a circumstances thing and it's just it's just how I felt at that moment and I just want to say sorry I just want to say I'm sorry so now would be a good time for you, actress to actress to maybe say something to me that reflects kind of what I just said to you, perhaps? And I also want to say the fucking ice sculpture that was something Eloise picked out. And she picked out a shape and she liked it.

I was proud of her, right? So I did it for her. Yeah, the knees go down. Carl just goes, carl just goes. Oh, I mean, the kid thing, like, obviously, I'm not going to know any of that. Yeah. Well, that's the point, Kyle. We don't know what happens behind closed doors, okay?

You know, you have say things, you know, there are, you know, we say things that we share and we don't, and like, you know, we don't share other things. And like, it's none of your business. And it was a judge mental thing to say Kyle Yeah, and to me says like I can't believe these women aren't fucking doing it, okay? And Sutton jumps in. She's like well, maybe it's when it's an adult party Just don't have the kids and she's you know what? It was my home. All right, and I don't want him here in that my home Yeah

And she's like yeah, I thought we could all have a wonderful night. And so Erica's like, well, I think it's a little naive. I mean, yes, it was disrespectful, but I don't think it's anything that they have and heard on my life. Okay, now we're just veering into shitty territory. Okay, now you're saying that she should be able to talk about three sums in front of her kids

because they should have heard it by now. Like, now it's just like turning, right? And so Denise is like, of course they're going to hear it, but I don't want them to hear it from their mom and their mom's friends. And then the music changes and Rinna's just going, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, shaking her head like a crazy person. And Denise goes, I was just saying saying keep it down with the kids right there all right I mean look from now on I'm all be mindful of them being

within your shot of us that's all yeah and Teddy just stares at Kyle like what should I do Kyle it might supposed to jump in now Kyle a Kyle's like furiously trying to order a roll of decks that is able just to distract everyone yeah and so now Eric is giving her these evil eyes from across the table. And Denise is like, well, honestly, look, it takes a lot to offend me. And I wasn't gonna say anything,

but the Sammie said something, like an effector enough to say something, you know. And I just don't want her friends to go home and tell their parents, and call the Eric, and he goes, oh, well, what a jess! And then, Ms. Yavlashback of Sammie saying, we were dying of lord, it's a foul. I think we see a flashback of Sammy saying, we were dying of laughter, it's fine mom.

So Denise is a little full of shit too. Yes, and she's like, well, I don't, yeah, but her point is just like, why are we still fighting about? Like, I said, I didn't like it. Can't that just be it, you know? Right. But now they're having to spin it into something else to comfort Denise. Well, you never know what kind of Denise you're going to get, Ronnie.

Don't forget Kyle's also in the process of gaslighting her. Yeah, she's also like manic depressive and bipolar at this point, according to Kyle's insinuations. So, it is like, well, the worst kind of judgmental people are the ones that pretend they're not judgmental, teddy burn. Like, actually, you're doing with that. She's like, like, they're so cool. Like, I'm not judging, but they're not judgmental, Teddy burn. Like they did with that. She's like, they're so cool. Like I'm not judging, but they're always trying to fit.

No, I don't agree, because she's not judging them. She's not saying you guys are a bunch of sluts. She's saying, I don't like that discussion in front of my kids. That's it. It's not a judgment. Mm-hmm. Well, either way, Denise goes, you know what?

I don't wanna talk about it anymore. We're done. Okay. So, and it's like, well, I would know what? I don't wanna talk about anymore, we're done, okay? So, and then Sun's like, well, I would apologize, but I did nothing wrong. Which is probably the story of Sun's life. The only thing I did wrong tonight was drink too much juice in my cocktail. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Okay, can we go to sleep now? I'm really looking forward to a night without being rolled over on anyone So inside everybody goes to bed except for Carl and Teddy and Kyle strong can check everyone's boring

Yeah, and Kyle and so then Kyle's like what's bring to Teddy? She's like do you think Denise was okay by the end of the night? I'm not sure she was and Teddy's like, what's bring to Teddy? She's like, do you think Denise is okay by the end of the night? I'm not sure she was. And Teddy's like, yeah, I mean, when she's shut down, Erica like that. It's just like, not something to do when you're okay in a situation. Like how many times has Erica been like, all right, done, it's over, moving on.

Okay, so like, every conversation. Yeah, Erica will be fine. I think Erica gets that like moving on, you know, but now she's like, that was just so mean when she's shut down, Erica will be fine. I think Erica gets that like moving on, you know, but now say it's like That was just so mean when she shut down Erica And you know what if she really didn't care about it? You don't do that You don't bring it up multiple times when you don't care, okay? That's true too. You don't you don't but she didn't bring it up. They brought it up. Oh, yeah

That's true. I was gonna see that actually came on my Like let's start a new was cool. It was cool. They brought it up multiple times, like very heavy-handedly. You're right. So what ever time? They shut up, Teddy. So crowd was like, well, Erica's clearly offended, like, you know, like everyone's feeling so judged because, you know, Denise is being hypocritical and no one wants to say it.

And guess what? It's passive-aggressive. And that's why I say, FAB fake ass bitches. Well, last time I checked, Kyle didn't really say what she was feeling at dinner, right? and guess what? It's passive aggressive and that's why I say FAB fake ass bitches. Well, last time I checked, Kyle didn't really say what she was feeling at dinner, right? Talk about fake ass bitches. Exactly.

Kyle's on the fake ass bitch right now. Kyle's basically saying, I'm mad at you because you're making me feel like a shitty person for like talk about that. And you're making me like you're like you're like basically hanging me to a crox I mean a comment about a ragamuffin and I'm mad at you about it that's how I really feel but instead she's like I'm really sorry I'm really sorry I didn't mean it you're being a fake aspitch cow yes so the next morning Rina makes some terrible coffee and everyone's like, oh, this cup is so

good. Oh, uh, Teddy, of course, goes for a run. Fun, Teddy. Yeah. Uh, Dread's asking if everyone slept well or whatever. And so I'm like, well, how the hot Tom's sleeping because it was so tense. It's hard to go to sleep when things aren't resolved. You know, it's, it's so, it's so, it's so difficult. It's almost like saying, hey, you're gonna be sitting next to a pregnant woman in bed and now you have to go to sleep and that's just no one wants to be your pregnant woman do that. You know, I don't like when things are tense. I just want things to be resolved, which is why I'm bringing up first thing in the morning. How tense I feel. So, Rinna Rinna's like yeah it's been a lot of

big emotion huge it's been bubbling Kyle started it with everyone being fake and then you know look if anyone has a problem let's stop pussy funning around yeah I got a pussy in there right to me see me too more you'll have a threesome so to reach like well since I've been given an invitation to harp on things from five episodes ago, I'm going to do it. But the one thing in this really hurt me, Coil, is that you said you're not as good a friend with Erica as you think you are, and I think that's, I was meaning that Kyle said that to read an Erica or not good friends.

Yeah. I think that's a really strong and hurtful thing to say. It's like going into a book with a beppo and saying, do you have spaghetti and they say, sorry, we don't serve that here. That's just hurtful. It's a lie. Yeah, but in that moment, that's Carl's thing too.

Like, it was in that moment, so it doesn't count because that's in the past, whatever. She's like, in that moment, I was just upset because everyone's coming at me and I was like, they're all there, I mean, up against me and there, because like, oh, but how could I band up with anybody. I don't have any friends. Remember I was a woman for real. And cause like, well, obviously when you're upset, you say hurtful things in the moment, in the moment, in the moment. So you're saying those things weren't really

how you felt. It's just you wanted to say something hurtful. And I guess a way of, another way of saying you say things that you didn't said things that you don't really feel. I guess another word for that is fake. Is that the word running? Is that fab? Fab, fab. So then Eric is like, Oh, Jesus, it was about you going to your breathing session or whatever. You guys said it was about you going to your breathing session or whatever I think that you guys said it was couple of therapy.

Like listen, all right, listen. No one heals. You just got very upset with me, all right? And I run it down in my nose. Like you're one of the fostertables. Here's what happened. He said, Erica, you got mad at me because you had anxiety too. Remember, I had anxiety too, I haven't anxiety though.

I guess it's anxiety, but I was just trying to sell you a package deal. No one cares you guys. It wasn't nice. It wasn't nice. And I was like, no, it wasn't. And neither was turning around and saying you don't have any fucking friends, Kyle. That wasn't nice either. It's just I was just being honest about why you're part of a package deal. And then, uh, Doreet's like, well, my point is just that you're close.

And Teddy says, well, when you bring me into the conversation, you shade me. Like, I don't need to be shaded when it doesn't even involve me unless you really just like me and want to keep putting me down, Doreet. Do you want to keep putting me down and take us? Teddy, my, I wasn't doing anything to her, she goes, yeah, but your observations put me down and she goes, I'm not putting it down, Titi. She goes, you're not fun when you're with Teddy. It just, it just got to your face like, Fien of,

she was One comment I made, one comment, am I not allowed to make an observation? You know, like, you'll never find better food than other Dorit comes the experience at Booker de Bapo. Just an observation! Teddy is the most boring thing you might as well put around the wall and call her a decoration! Just an observation! Did this like snorting a couple of ambient but wailess fun! See? I'm not an ambient but we less fun Yeah, it's all I can't keep Teddy's name out of it when she insert a stuff into my things all the time kind of like pk with his finger in my Devils food cake

So cows like all right well, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. I'm sorry if I made you feel less important in that moment in that moment and So cows like okay, well we we rehash some bullshit no one cares about anyone else I'm sorry if I made you feel less important in that moment in that moment and So Kraus like okay, well, we we rehash some bullshit no one cares about anyone else and Denise is just like, you know, the fucking cinema bottom tell you that love us in a bind You know, I'm not comfortable about this conversation it went down last night. I feel like Denise, you shut us down. You shut us down. I didn't like it. I didn't like it.

And then you're just like, well, I wasn't angry. It just, you know, it's like because my, you know, like, you brought my daughter and, you know, I just was like, I'm moving forward. She's like, we've talked about this over and over. Like, how many fucking times do we have to talk about it? Yeah. And she's like listen My daughter brought it up, which is why I was bothered and moving forward

I just know I'll keep you guys out of your shot of the kids, you know and Rin is like I just feel like you're using the kids to me to make us feel bad That's what you're doing. I'm like isn't that like the right of every parent is that why parents have kids to make other people feel bad? Yeah, no shit and Rin is like, if I put myself in that position, I think my kids would have giggled and that would have been that. Well, that's good. That's your kids, you know, and so Denise is like, well, you know, look, I'm not a judgmental person.

And Erica goes, Oh, really? I felt a little judgey for us, which is just now this is where they twist it. Right? And Denise goes, well, I'm not upset or mad at anyone And she's oh really well you will concerned enough to bring it up to three different Yeah, you're being contradictory. I mean yours open about sex as much as I am so like what kids And Denise is like listen, but I don't talk about my kid

I don't talk to my kids about getting Aaron a happy ending or how big his penis is and it is a big Big penis. I mean it is huge. I'm not telling it to them I'm just telling it to all of America's all of America can tell to my friends and Erica's like well You posted a picture on Instagram of his big dick in bed and she's like yeah, and I took it down because my kids were uncomfortable with it. And Eric was like, well, you can't talk about the size of your husband's penis and give them a happy ending and then act like we're the bad moms. No one said you are a bad mom. No one said that. They're all projected. I can come from you got her. Yeah. Just women. My God. Denise was a noir. Denise was a noir because at the dinner she told

them to keep it down and they didn't they kept on they kept on talking about it loudly and then the kids heard and she was embarrassed and she was embarrassed because the kids probably went and like did she think about other moms etc etc and so she told Erica at the coffee I was annoyed because you said loudly and I did deal with it with my daughter and she said the same thing to some of the other women as if all these other women don't bring up every single, like, oh, I clipped a fingernail to five different people. And Kyle is the biggest perpetrator of having conversations with five different people about the same stupid thing.

Last season is like exhibit A is all of last season, okay? So that's all that happened. But they feel, the thing is they feel judged because they are bringing their own emotions to this. They are projecting like, oh, they think that she's saying you guys are bad mothers. But no one ever said that. No one ever said that.

They're just taking it and twisting it so they have something bigger to fight with because they've got nothing. And Denise is like, I never called anybody a bad mom. And Erica goes, it was implied. No, it wasn't. That was never implied. So we're gonna go, you you can see Denise out gets a little convoluted for us Yes, because you're just making stuff up at this point and you can't keep it straight and then she pulls out her all

Oh, and it baby just But Denise is a little naughty of two because she's like you know listen when I talk about stuff privately with my friends I don't think oh god my girls are gonna hear this I'm talking privately I'm like yeah but you are on national TV so yeah but the fight is like and all the women look at her like you do realize this is on camera right though your kids are gonna find out about this yeah but the fight isn't even about what is acceptable and not acceptable is that she's at their at her home and she said please don't and then they did and now they're acting like she's evil and calling them bad mothers like they're changing all of this up and Denise is just like obviously you

never watch us show because she's like what the fuck is wrong with these and I would I would posit that this is all college or asphalt because Erica was annoyed she was like a little annoyed that means brought up once or twice you you know. But Kyle is the one who's been pushing the narrative of, well, Denise, you never know what you're going to get, which is sort of implying. Denise is fake. You never know what she hiding, what she hiding. So she's kind of like fan the flames of them being annoyed at Denise, you know. So then we'll wrap up the ante again because Denise is still not as pissed as they want her. So Rinne goes, so, Denise, do you talk about the hookers Charlie brings around? Do you talk about that with your kids?

Because you're quite free with us. I mean the hookers aren't they charge? I mean, and she is privately yes, and then she tells us, wow, this is my friend at 20 years. She knows I protected these kids. Alright, I don't know if she's trying to humiliate me or what, but it's heart fault. It's very heart fault. We'll get used to it. Your best friends with a Rina. Good luck. Sarah, I'm just saying is what we did was low on the totem pole.

That's what we were saying. Yeah. There's going to be bigger things coming up. And he says, yeah, of course, there's always be bigger things coming up and he says like yeah Of course there's always bigger things, but is that just a free pass because there's bigger things in the world and Erica's yeah, Erica says that and she's like well look everyone can just have their own opinions all right and Kyle just tells us You know what Denise you could just keep living in denial That's my opinion. Oh, funny.

Well, why don't you say that opinion to her face, Kyle? Yeah. And so that's the end of it. Now they're officially coming hard for Denise, people. Which is like, that's why Kyle calls Brandy Glanvillen. I love that all those years, she accused Vanderpump of using Brandy Glanvill against everybody. And now she's literally going to using Brandy Glanville against everybody and now she's

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