Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Crystal Crew Persuasion

Episode Date: June 16, 2022

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say, real housewives of Beverly Hills is doing the thing it has been guilty of for the past decade of taking one small thing and just running it into the ground all season. But this year, they've upped it in a way. It's not bothering me as much. It's like they do take the same thing. But then they up at the next season to where it's like, now it's not just the dark comment, now it's the dark comment. Plus your other friends don't like you and you got dumped. Then it's that. And then that goes into the next week, but then they add on Set and yelled at Diana and now Diana's to victim. So they're kind of snowballing this pettiness and I think it's working

It's working for me. Yeah. I they they are adding a little bit to it every single song. Sorry I still try to fix my lighting and now my lamp has fallen into But yeah, what are you going on over there? I'm sorry, I still try to fix my lighting and now my lamp has fallen into frame. But. Yeah, what are you up going on over there? I don't know, I just, I don't know why I decided that, like the time to work on my lighting was during the podcast. But I don't think anyone watches this expecting it to be, you know, film quality lighting, okay?

Yeah, I gotta work on this. There will be an Amazon purchase after this. I'll say that. And it will be a write-off. But what I was gonna say, oh yeah, they are definitely adding onto it. I mean, I think that's the way the best seasons go, where they're talking about one thing.

And then someone gets whipped up into a frenzy, so then they deal with that. And then usually in the fallout of that frenzy, someone, there's like emotional shrapnel that hits someone else. And then that becomes a thing. And then there's more emotional shrapnel from that. And so we're just sort of like,

that's what's happening here. And now Diana's gonna be mad at Sutton. So like, you know, it's just sort of like going from place to place. And you know, I enjoy watching that journey. And it's a show where they really seem to pride themselves on being like the smartest, richest housewives of all the house. You know, they have that like,

snotty air about them, but it's one of the dumbest casts on TV. I mean, they really fall. They fall for everything. I mean, it's so obvious what Rinna and Erica are doing. They sit there and smile at each other. They, I five each other. Like, I literally have a new saying now.

They, I five each other. Every other line. I look at each other like I fiveing like, yes, bitch. We just did exactly everything we planned just worked. I mean, they're literally giving each other wings at the table. And it catches on. And it's funny because everyone always has an ulterior motive.

And I was thinking this morning, what is Kyle's ulterior motive? Why is she coming so hard for Crystal? And then I just remembered right now, oh, she's coming hard for Crystal because Crystal said that Kyle didn't remember something. And now Kyle has pissed about that. That's why Kyle is so mad. I think it's Kathy too, because Christel's close with Kathy, which makes Kyle crazy. So she's going to try and rip down Crystal. And Crystal is a better, um, Birken bag too. Crystal's a lot richer. Yeah, it's Crystal's.

Well, I don't know. Kyle's pretty rich at this point. Kyle has really, really gotten rich. You know, the Kyle's one of the rare people in housewives who actually becomes a lot richer. That's like, do housewives and not necessarily from housewives, you know. Yeah, it's like Kyle and her old friend, Bethany Frankel, are like the standout examples. But I think that I'm going to say the reason why Kyle goes so hard against Crystal this week is because Crystal essentially said to Kyle, you were too drunk, you don't remember it.

And now Kyle is furious. And that's why she is really coming very hard, I think, for Crystal. And in a obnoxious way, I found myself getting very angry at Kyle this episode. Well, welcome to the past 13 years of my life or whatever, what, 12 years of my life. But actually, I'm going to go against the grain here a little bit and say, I'm actually

liking Kyle more than she's, I believe it or not, because she's not hiding her hand as much. Usually what makes me crazy about Kyle is that she's doing everything so behind everybody's back and kind of tricking them almost, like Vander pumping them, I guess, in a way to say things and manipulating it that way. Whereas this year, she's like, fuck it. I'm just gonna say it right in front of everybody

at the whole table, that bit just manipulating everything. You know, she's not being as sneaky as usual, but just actually making me respect her game in a way. I'm just saying it's weird. It's a weird title for me. Yes, I think Kyle's actually been on an upswing since last season. I'm just saying she made me really mad this episode.

But you know, the reason why she is not tiptoeing around is because she knows with Crystal, she doesn't have to. Because Crystal's kind of like an easy mark. So she doesn't have to be like, the I feel bad, you can just go after Crystal because Crystal doesn't really defend herself. And I found myself in a weird position where I was actually kind of siding with Erica

on this episode, but then I was mad because I knew the Erica and Rina were just using it because they both have an extra grind with Sutton. So I was like, I was conflicted on all fronts. And then I was like, Garcell, who I normally love, I felt like Garcell was, I feel like, I feel like Garcell has been up to some bullshit so far with this whole storyline. So I've been like, I'm all turned around. I love Sutton, but I'm like, cell was, I feel like, I feel like our cell has been up to some bullshit so far with this whole storyline.

So it's, I've been like, I'm all torn around. And I love Sutton, but I'm like, no, Sutton, you're being crazy now. Yeah. So many layers. Yeah. So many of that. It's really deep guys.

Real housewives have been really held. So here we are. Babe, you know what you need, babe? You need to take the girls on a trip to meet, to meet, to, want that big, right to Poon to meet Tar. Won't that be great, babe? On some previous days? Yeah. And here we are.

And I just love Sutton's opening line, when she's like, if you want to see my table, you better wear dresses, vaulted like dinner napkins. I'm like, who dressed Sutton? Why does she look like a terrible buffet roll up? Why? I don't know.

Sutton's fashion choices. Despite her claims of having access to the final scutour, they lead me puzzled every single week. Okay, and I know I'm not a fashion gay, but I have an eyeball gay, and I feel like I can see weirdness. I'm a vision gay.

Okay. I don't come up with many things, but I literally see. So. So then the song is, first of all, where is Wetsis Buns who writes all the music for Beverly Hills? Because they're doing this new thing where they're not using my Beverly Hills music anymore. I mean, no, Elmazar or whatever. Where is he?

Did, did, did Elmazar go on break? Is he retired? I need him back in my life because this is, Beverly Hills needs the music. I need to hear the, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, or they're in Mexico, so they'll be doing the,

boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, Aladdin, that little synthesized cha-cha to show that they're in Mexico. I need that. I don't need songs like, he says I love you, I say Te need songs like he says I love you as a teyama. He says I want you. I say tecero and my right venue,

tromenuteous. Yeah, that's not that's not that's not Beverly Hills. That's that's almost like they're trying to do the selling sunset thing and that's not what this show is. No, no. We need Alan Azar. This is an Alan Azar space and that needs to be respected. I love Trixi Monaco on other shows But Beverly Hills is not Trixi's show. She's got enough shows already bring back Alan So Kyle is calling Maurizio while getting ready. Of course, and Maurizio. I'm sure is thrilled He's like oh hi. Yeah, uh, cry hello, uh, hello Kyle, you just hear like, And the background because you know he's getting some head what God has gone And Kyle's like I

Do not like being in Mexico with that line Mexican husband. Let me tell you Because we've been married for at least 25 years and we were on the cover of the knot So I mean, does anyone, anyone have one of her best successful marriage? Most successful marriage on Bravo, I think I'd have to say, yeah, yeah, welcome everyone. Mo, we want you to keep it tasting.

You would have loved it. Yeah, I want you to keep it tasting too. It's called breakfast. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. And then a clip of one night earlier, the waitress is like, this is a Viper Venom in a bottle, and Kyle's like,

ha, how fitting tonight! I never said I loved Kyle. It just said, I'm enjoying her more this season, okay? Still jackass. And then we have Sutton with her glam team and they look very bored. There are definitely, this is the glam team that's like, man, of all the celebrities we could have gotten stuck with. We're really hoping to do. I mean, we still think let's not tell you, but we could do better than this. Okay, because this is a video I'm going to

share a picture of this guy, because I was cracking up. Okay, because this is a video. I'm going to share a picture of this guy because I was cracking up Okay, so this is Joshua her glam team guy Okay, Joshua look at the horrified look on Joshua's face. He's like Oh Grouse he has this horrible like and he's wearing a t-shirt and it says Sutton in rainbow coloring on his sleeve. So not only does Sutton have a horrified gay who you know is actually one of her friends or something. She actually has t-shirts that say Sutton.

I mean, that's so sad. There's such a sadness about Sutton, you know? There really is. There is, which is why I love her. The fact that she even shows up with the glam team, like, Sutton, come, what do they all do? We sort of had like a return to the glam teams this week. I mean, they've always been there,

but they're like coming in really hard. This is, this is a little bit of a throwback to pre-pandemic Beverly Hills when they just would spend way too much time with the glam teams walking into dinner, clapping at each other. And that happened a lot this episode. Then over Meanwhile, Garsell has her glam team

and her gay is like the topless hot. Huh, yes, yes. I'm like, it's a visor. It's basically like a 360 visor. It's not that big of a deal. She's also dressed in a foot locker castan, which is one of the worst, but this is what kills me. It's like, you have a glam team

and this is how you're dressing a foot locker castan. Who does that, you know? So yeah, he's like, yo. So then we go to Lorenzo and Lyah, Erica's grand team. And Erica's like, you can downsize with downsides, right? Look at this, but certain things you can't downsize. And that's a glam, your fashion, your plastic hair, your makeup, to make it's all it's loving art. And I enjoy it,

and I shouldn't be judged for it. I don't judge people who have big families. I want a lot of clothes. So what does one have to do with them? I, you know what, like, forking either you. Living art, you're going surfing. So settle down, Christo, okay?

I mean, like, it's just like, it's just a bit, listen, I fashion makeup, that is art, yes. But I feel like elevating your breakfast look to say that this is living art, no, no, no, no. This is, okay, we are, this is, we are not putting up a velvet rope and a little placard that says,

Erica Jane, 2022, please do not touch. Okay, like this is- And I get it, you know, a lot of it's just that I'm poor. Like to me living art or sea monkeys, that's art. To me, art is those little pills that you put in water and they turn it to sea horses. That's living art to me. Or the things that, you know, they're like little,

the chia pets, you know, like little things you pour water on them and then like their hair sprouts out like Bob the painter guy that's living art, okay? Not you Erica Erica and so you get a chia pet. You're not living on man. All right. I just I just don't think like the The the frock you're putting on to go have breakfast on the beach and then doing a surf lesson That I don't I just don't think that's really gonna be our living art experience you know like and I get it you're saying listen I don't have I don't have a big family so I love this stuff I'm gonna pay for it I like it that's fine but it's still

excessive it's and and you can have that accessiveness but don't act like it's not excessive but look at us watching Beverly Hills and being mad that they're excessively. So like, oh my god, there's such consumers on real housewives of Beverly Hills, disgusting. So um, crystals like, um, I'm like the normal one in the group guys, because like, I don't even wanna pay for my own hotel room. I'm not paying for other people's,

and their flights, and their food, and paying them. I can just put on some lipstick. I mean, why spend money on glam? That's ridiculous. I'm just an average per... I'm just like you, America. I'm just like Kyle Richards in her room, ironing her slacks.

That's what I am. For a tech Kyle's credit, she does not have a glam team either. I'm just thinking right now, sorry. I'm still thinking right now, sorry, I'm still thinking about Erica because in her mind, she's thinking like, okay, I'm not feeding for three children and a husband. I'm feeding three makeup people and here are, you know, and, you know, stylists, right? And I'm flying them at the same cost. But the difference is that all the people on vacation here are not bringing their families.

So like that also does not really pant, that metaphor does not pant out for me. Just wanted to get that in there. I was like, it bubbled up in my brain. And I was like, this has to, I have to, I have to, I have to speak this into the universe. Thank you everyone.

Well good, glad you got it out there. Yeah, I mean, I don't really care. I'm kind of with Eric in the way that like, I say, I don't really care. I'm kind of with Eric and the way that like, I say, I don't, well, I don't have a big family. Like if people are like, Ronnie, you just through your, you know, your paper towel on the ground. I'll be like, well, you just littered children all over the world.

I don't have children. So there, and I'm gonna drive a Ford F-150 because fuck this world, because I didn't make children. I can do whatever I want So I get that argument. I mean I'll argue that for anything like sir. You're late to the movie Well, I didn't litter the world with children. I so Yeah, let's spend your money on what you want to spend on but like don't tell me you're coming back I don't know if you have a glam team. I'm sorry. So So anyway, yeah crystals basically like I'm not paying for that shit.

And then we have Erica. We're back with Erica and her glam team. And then we hear like whistling down the hallway. And she's, I hear a whistling. Hello. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Hello! Please serve us here guys Yeah, I wish you a flashback of I've Erica like last year being like oh

Was I whistling was I I didn't even know I was whistling dude dude. I didn't even know I could whistle I just love Erica being like oh that whistle noise. I hate that whistle noise I hate noises that sound like anyway. Let me let me get lemon warm up here for a second I'm gonna get Loma and Worm up here for a second. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh years ago, I don't either. Ha ha ha ha. I love that she has like whistle Tourette's, where she just didn't know. It's like when she said Kim was close to dying and then she forgot she said it, was it cause you whistled it?

Mm hmm. She's like, yeah, you know, this is a pretty morning. I like the morning a lot better than I did last night. So she has nothing to talk about today, clearly. She's like, morning, it's the night's my right. So then, uh, Sutton and Crystal are arriving at the beach for breakfast and Sutton more small talks. I'm like, I lack the sun. It doesn't bother me. I do a hour of sun. And then I'm done. I'm like, well, sounds like it

does bother me if it's only an hour. I mean, man, whole day. And so everybody arrives for their breakfast spread and says like, Buenos dias. And they're like, um, morning ladies. And so everybody's chilling and Garstel's like, oh, can I steal some bacon from the side of the table and someone goes, oh, were you a vegetarian?

Mm-hmm. It's like it's a lot of vegetarian secretly eat bacon. I'm telling you this right now. A bit of stuff. What are you talking about, Satan? Satan's crazy! Even in my English, you are not a vegetarian, are you? Oh! So Tariq comes and she's like, Oh! No! No dweurmo! No! I couldn't sleep at all!

I can try to relax myself, but I can't! I'll get there! I was hyperventilating! I was hyperventilating! It's what I was doing! It is beyond, I'm shocked, as anyone slept less than me, not a one, birds can't even close their eyes, they slept more than me, I've been at a good sleep bird, I short him to, ha ha ha ha ha. Gee, you know I have teetered with the idea of coming home and I took a lot of conversations with P.K. and really once I heard the sound

of the Pringles truck backing up into our driveway I decided I should probably stay in Mexico for right now. Just until some of those chips clear away from the rug. Think gold for P.K. having discussions with me telling me I need to go without P.K. I couldn't have the strength to be on vacation in glamorous punta meter And then they cut to PK going punta meter that's way you need to go babe How many times do we need to see PK saying Punta meter babe that's where to go. I'm starting to feel like there's some weird conspiracy going on with PK and punta meter If you're just showing it all day

It's called there's an office for the agency there. Don't you remember? weird conspiracy going on with PK and Punta Mita. If they're just showing it all day. It's called there's an office for the agency there. Don't you remember? There's an office here. Mauricio has an office here. They're just trying to get people getting excited to get excited about Punta Mita by those homes. I think if you put Punta Mita,

that's where you'll go babe into like the... Kokomo. Like, what is that Tom Hanks movie where he's like trying to, he's like an archaeologist trying to figure things out. The Da Vinci code. If you put it in like a Da Vinci code machine or something, it would spit out, I forgot what it was spit out. Pringles.

Pringles. Pringles. It literally spits out Pringles, babe. That's why I need to go there unlimited. We've heard about the fountain of youth. Have you heard about the fountain of bringles? It's there. That's where you got to go. Wow. My brain just completely went blank. That's so weird. That's where you go. There's a place called Pundamita. Oh, that's where you want to go to get a taste of it all. BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY So then, Erica's like, I'm flunger! I'm a whore! I'm a flunger!

Which I think she sings sugar? What does she sing? Yeah, well because someone, because Rinna's like, can we get some coffee cups? And then, and then Erica's like, can we get some coffee cups? Oh, and then, and then Erica's like, Aragha! So then, uh, Crystal's like, Aragha, I love the way you talk. It's, it's so dark. It's so dark.

Oh, oh, oh, oh. She's like, I know, it's new, added to the presents, a cowboy album. And, um, everyone's like, oh my god, really? Anti-depressants, Aragha's on anti-depressants, which we'll get to later in the season. When everyone's like, oh my God, really antidepressants, aerocosam antidepressants,

which we'll get to later in the season, when they're like, you can't take antidepressants and drink at the same time. As you know, Rino's like mixing in Xanax and to where, you know, my tie or whatever. But we'll get there. So she's talking about how last year

she was waking up with this hopeless feeling. Girl, you've been waking up next to Tom Gerardi for over a decade and now you're waking up next to a hopeless feeling. Come on. Yeah, where have you been? Where have you been in your own life? Yeah, and she's like, yeah, I just feel sadness, but those happiness in the form of friends, feel sadness, but those happiness in the form of friends, out of sex, staying in the moment, not the past, walking up, walking down, having walls, having to seal them. Just stop me when you need me to stop, okay?

I can keep going, I can keep going. Cut to PK, babe, you need to go to Pete Dmitra, get away from it all, babe. Oh, and I remember what happens when you put that into the Diffin-She-Code calculator. It says, Jurassic Park now, babe! So, Eric is like, I mean, if you think I'm irritable now, I was real mean. And Garth's like, oh, borderline bully. That was for you, Sutton. Put that in the friend bank right there I may think I'll be a bully at a court file of just today you think I give a

I wear it like a bad time. They said I was along the lines of using my husband's tactics See give him scream until I get what I want know this bullshit, and I said I'll take it I love the Erica think she's doing something here I'm not in all this bullshit and I said, I'll take it! I love the Erica thinks she's doing something here. I know. I feel like the, uh, I'm a bully approaches as novel as novel. I'm proud to be just like Tom Gerardi. I'll take it.

I know. He was right once. Really fucking rich die of the trinkets. She was well, I've been called with women are supposed to be polite, quiet, and agreeable until you get a hand into you. And what you're supposed to just take a line down, no, you've got to fight for yourself. And mix you up, and mix you up, bully.

If that makes you a bully, then so be it. I'm like, Erica, we watched you for several seasons, happily play the role of Mrs. Gerardi, as like the supplicant good wife who dressed up, you know, in formal clothes. You literally called your husband the boss and had him in your phone as of the boss, Erica, okay. And no one is saying that you should just take it.

Everyone's saying you should stop just taking it. You're supposed to give it back, okay? People are saying give it back. Not take it. She's acting like this was her persona all the time. It's like, no, Erica, you were, if anything, you were like fulfilling more of like the retrograde role of like what a housewife should be. So um, Sutton is like, well, I think that's useful in

the courthouse and cause like, oh, maybe she got a law school like Sutton. And of course, it's Beverly Hills, so they just completely roast somebody for wanting to have more knowledge, which I think is why. Because Sutton's like, well, they show a clip of Sutton telling Kyle, meet my friend Larry or something,

I didn't write it down, so I can't really remember, but me and my friend, we were saying, we should take the ill-sat one day, just for fun. And Kyle Carlos just like Like disgusted I know Can't even be bothered to read more than half a paragraph of an LA Times article

So Sutton is saying that she's learning all the tricks and stuff and there cuz like let me tell you something Tom made a Tom made a perfect scar on one of the pieces of the bar and he used to graind the bar so what about that? And we get a, that's... ...Andrii goes, Ho ho ho ho! Oh! But... P.K. P.K. does a lot of work with the bar.

Hershey bars, he's just every single day. Or one arrives at the house, he just just he does a lot for the community that way And Chris sells like Tom Gerardi grading the bar That can't be good that can't be good And Erica's like I'll to the sudden Like okay, Erica's officially drunk Erica does this thing on vacations where she shows up like high as a guy and is suddenly

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Flakabirds and that's a sign. So we're in my mom's hospice room and then there's in the paintings? And Garth's all goes, burbs. And Teresa, I'm guessing diabetes 27. That's my guess. And she's like, yeah, birds. And then I go through my makeup bag. What's in my makeup bag? I don't want to say diabetes again. It made me feel stupid. Was it trauma?

Trauma. And she's like a ceramic bird. again, made me feel stupid. Was it trauma? Droma. And she's like a ceramic bird. A ceramic bird was in my makeup bag. And I was like, she put it there. I believe that 100%. And Doreet's like, I believe it, champion. Yeah.

And then, and then, and Rana's like, oh, I'm going to be open. I want to be open and honest about my grief, open it, honest. And one of them says, cheers to Lois and Dreekeus, Oh, it's Kyle, he says, like, Chalka goes, cheers to Lois and Dreekeus, oh my God, Kyle, you took the wits right out of my mouth. Cheers to Lois. Yeah.

Dreeke is such a ding dong, I love it. Like usually the phrase you say when you have a unique thought and you're like, oh my god, I had the same thought too. It's like, cheers and lows. Huh, gee, I was going to say the same thing. Good morning everybody. You took the words right out of my mouth. What's your mind, Dreada?

Would anyone like some water? Yes, please. What's your mind, Rita? What do you want? Someone like some water? Yes, please. You're talking the words right now. It's a grissel. It's a grissel in my house. Grissel and Sutton go off to get some water. Grissel's like, come on Sutton, let's get some water.

She goes, in my bathing suit. It's like, what else are you going to wear? Dumbass. No. Oh, I said that they're swimming and then of course Kyle. Kyle who hates when people play the victim and try to draw attention to themselves. God, something touched my butt. It was something slippery.

Guys, guys, guys. Oh, so, I'd like to think that somewhere Mauricio is saying the same thing. I'm just kidding. I'm just joking about all these because of all the Mauricio rumors on the internet. So Diana is telling us how, you know, I find traveling to be the biggest privilege one can have because the first 18 years of my life, I couldn't travel, living in Sarajevo in Yugoslavia, you know. And to be on water such luxury.

It's incredible. I was like, please, you don't go to stores, can we drop it? I know. The only privilege that's bigger than traveling is traveling on behalf of someone else before they get there. That is even bigger privilege. The biggest privilege is having your class at design up in your able to see outside and water from the window she is stuck behind. That is privilege. So now it's surf lessons, so it's like about to be surf lessons and cos like do you guys even want to go into town? Like even if we don't shop we can can just like look around at so cute. Punta Mita. That's what you want to go. Jurassic Park now playing.

So the instructor arrives and he's like, has anybody done yoga before? And Eric is like, yeah, we're from LA. We've done a lot of things to get where we are, honey. Yogi wasn't pleasant, but he got me into be a video vixen for Hannah Barbera, where every yabba dabba fucking do and I don't require the fucking thing, so suck my dick, Jerry, alright? I don't understand any of that but it doesn't sound right. So it's a surf lesson, so they're learning, they're doing yoga and just standing up and

nother in the water and then crystal falls over and then everyone's falling over and risk. I'm a risk taker, which is why I do the riskiest thing of all. I don't order my own drinks. I let someone else order in the night, say I'll have one of those two. I'm a risk taker, risk taker. Yeah, because Rina doesn't even try to stand up. She's just like, I'm sitting, I have lipstick to sell.

Ha ha ha ha ha. Um, so then, um, Rinna wonders why so many birds are gathering around her outside. That's why. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's like they're all circling above. Like, hello? Family?

There's family down there. Yeah. You know, like, you know what? Also, by the way, like, mediums, okay. So I, you know, when people in grief, I totally support whatever it takes to help people feel supported and get through it. I think that's, you know, everyone has to go down their own path and find comfort wherever they find.

I think that's wonderful, et cetera. But I also feel like some of these mediums are kind of grifters because of course, a medium is going to say, like, something that is so omnipresent, like birds, that's your mother. And then it's like, oh, what a great medium. I'm going to recommend this medium. It's such a, like, like, you know, do something, be like a zebra.

And then when a zebra shows up, you're like, whoa, that's gotta be mom. But like, it's like, right, like if a girl comes to the door and she's only got peanut butter cookies available, that's your mom. You know something like that, something trickier than just like, yeah, it's like when you see a green car, it's like, well, you know, I do live in a city. There's a lot of cars.

Every time you see a cloud, that's your mom. It's like, well, that's kind of cheating medium, okay? Well everybody knows anyway that the only medium worth a damn is, he will never emotionally satisfy you. No, that's. Every time you know that, that's your mom. So, so just so, anyway,

now the shoppers are going into town. And Kyle, of course, has to do her little bragging. We are here so often, we have offices here. We did pre-pro on Halloween here, yeah. And like we just wanted, so oh my God guys, so funny. We wanted this property here and we bought it. And we wanted to build on the beach because my husband's dream is to build a home.

And then my friend who lived right in here was like an alligator in the pool. So we got offered a lot of money over. And I was like, so let's sell it, let's sell it. Because there's an alligator, so long story short, we had a lot of disposable money to buy a house. And we got even more, because we sold it right away. Ah.

Well, it means PK, it's been to Poo-n-to-meet to so many times as well. It's Lave-Dod, love and don't at you college you And since like oh me too. I'm here in peach meet up a lot. Okay guys. Who's put to me to dick is bigger? I guess a weirdest scene ever. I Know I then Kyle goes you know one thing I just love about pintamita is that like we're in the jungle here holy Toledo We're in the jungle here, Holy Toledo. Holy Toledo. Holy Toledo. Like that's not what I, I feel like that's just not how I describe a jungle. Holy Toledo.

Holy Toledo. And there's a huge iguana in the tree that she's pointing at. And the iguana's like, he's me stole my fucking house. Like the alligator in the pool was Kim Richards the whole time. So they go to her. I've finally got her out of this fucking house. It's the whole time. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I can brag too. Oh, I might just get something small for my new beach house. They're like, a real beach house. That's not being sold because of an alligator.

Is it in Putamita? She's like, no, Ventura. Ventura County. And so she's like, it's just a small little house. And I'm like, no, you should be proud of yourself. I mean, you worked for this, you did it. And then we go back to, oh, I guess we're still here. It was commercial or something. So the store is called Mita Mita,

which I liked. Oh my God. Like, Mita, we go there all the time, me and my husband. That's where it's at. So yeah, then to retell us, you know, I had my reservations when I first got here. There were some ups and downs, but now I'm in my element and nothing like a little retail therapy to help get past the trauma and distract me from all the wringled cans that will be around the living room when I get home. Gee! Gee! Don't slack booty! So, Kyle's like, you guys are getting things too fast. I was under that pile of calf to him. It's back there. It's like, of course Kyle led them straight to a fucking calf

damn store. You know. So she's saying, I was gonna buy you all presents and said, it's like, I have one in mind. This one is $5,000. She shows off this ring and said, it's like, I like the most expensive thing in the store usually. So that's just, that's how I am.

Because I'm certain, like you're wearing a pink toga right now. Okay. Now it's about the time to brag. Okay. Go fire that queen in your hotel room wearing a Sutton t-shirt and get someone who can warn you what you're about to do to my eyes. She like walks out with the entire security system. I told you the most expensive thing in the store. She takes the meat to me to sign off. And Kyle's like, guys, I'm not buying you guys $5,000 presence. Well, last time I checked, Kyle, a bunch of your friends have flown you around on private jets. Free. Yeah, if anyone's got it, you do.

But yeah, you just told a whole story about you sold a house way over because of an alligator. OK, Kyle. So get people their rings. So now they go sit down and kind of showing them the sexy launch ratio. She bought and said, and it's like, you always do that. You were launched right with the jacket on top. I just wear nothing with the jacket on top. That's how I do it. Because like, yeah, because you don't have boobs, okay? Even though last night your little boobs were out. They were out last night. So then we've talked about boobs and rings. So now what are we really for?

What are we really here for? We're here to talk about crystal. Yeah, so of course it's time to drag this up again. So so to read it's like, you know, what I'm curious about last night, you had real strong feelings with Crystal. Do you feel okay today, Sutton? And so I'm like, well, we're at zero ground, like, um, ground zero. She's like, uh, zero ground, zero ground, ground level one. You know, I don't understand these things. Okay. You know, I don't know words. one, you know, I don't understand these things, okay? You know, I don't know words. Grants zero because crystal basically brought terrorism into my life by saying the word dark.

Oh, so you did mean ground zero. The movie is called zero dark 30 if I remember correctly. So yeah, Kyle's like, yeah, I mean last night she did a complete 180 and so I'm like, well, she twists words sometimes. That's what I've got to say about that. And Kyle's like, I don't think it's twisted words. I think it's deeper than that. Okay, here we go. What now what is it, Kyle? Tell us what it really is, lady, who's making all of this storyline happen happen almost all by herself. So we go back to the beach and Erica's like, all right, crystal about fun and

games. Let's have this hard conversation. I talked about my Trist with Yogi Bay to get the music videos earlier. So now you're gonna fess up. Let's have a hard conversation what is going on? You know she called to a liar. I said that crystal a liar. She's never gonna stop coming at her She's not ever gonna stop Sutton is like a disease that comes up on you tonight Erica shot up She called you a liar cuz you're a fucking liar Eric. I don't roll the tape.

Okay, get over it. Yeah, and she goes, I want you to fight for yourself, baby. And if you don't open your mouth, others will fill in the story for you. And just as a reminder, I cannot talk about my legal case. All right. I'm gonna go, that's true. That's true. That's true.

So now Crystal's crying. She's like, I'm trying to do my best. Okay. And I'm like, you are, you are, but you gotta stand up and fought for your side. You get one over. It's okay, sweetie. It's okay. They're like two witch aunties, you know, just trying to control this lady. Yeah, you got to open your mouth, honey. That's true. That's true. And that's what we want you to talk about. It's true. That's true. And that's what we want you to talk about. It's true. Errrr, errrr, errrr. You will... you are doing your mess. I don't care what the truth is.

But you know what I do know. If you don't stand up and fight for your side, you'll be run over by Sutton in a Liacar. Sutton in a Liacar! Running you damn following you for the rest of your life. You'll be looking into windshield and Sutton will wee back in there calling you a wha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a- your life at the same time with the broken foot in your brain. Okay, so you better be careful. You'll be run over and then Tom will get his wits back and see what's certain for damages and with millions of dollars, now finally be able to buy Mikey back from that yacht ring and the permute triangle I'm gonna have to pound him off too. So Diana really likes that Erica doesn't mince her words like it, because Erica is very direct as she likes that, which is just a setup for her, like, hitting son later on.

And so meanwhile, over at the shop, Sutton's like, you know, there is something about crystal that I could, that I see that could be good. And Kyle's like, um, are you sure you're not trying to fix things because you don't want a problem and she makes you nervous? Are you sure it's not that? Because I feel like she makes you scared. I feel like she makes, are you sure you're not trying to fix things because you don't want a problem and she makes you nervous? Are you sure it's not that because I feel like she makes you scared. I feel like she makes are you scared right now? You look scared. Absolutely not. It's I'm not scared. I'm absolutely not scared right now But she is getting scared because Kyle's telling her she's scared. I mean, that is so easily

manipulated. So Kyle's like, well, I feel like you're scared of her and you can't fix things because you don't know what she's gonna do and you're terrified of her. And so I'm like, I'm not scared of her and I'm not scared of Erica. I'm not scared of Erica. And Carol's like, well, Erica's different because I like Erica. So, Erica's different. She's just... And Greta goes, reactive. She's like, yeah, she's just reactive. React to EVO! Let's have a wee say, it's dad and poop to meet herO! That's how we say it, down in Puntamita, which we come to all the time, girls. It's where you go. Not napkin, but manipulating.

So then Kyle's like, yeah, Crystal, I feel like Crystal is more manipulative. It's not like, no, but I want to help her. And Kyle goes, help her be a better person. I like Kyle. Geez. Wait collar goes, help her be a better person. I'm like Kyle. Geez. Wait, why is Kyle coming at Crystal that Crystal has to be a better person

when the genesis of this was Garsell out of nowhere saying, I feel like you were gonna set up, set up Sutton and she's like, no, there's a lot of shit that was being said. It was dark and maybe she shouldn't have said dark. Maybe she was the wrong words there. But now all of a sudden, Crystal is the manipulator who's manipulating

all of them to hate Sutton. That is not what happened, okay. She may have like subtly thrown Sutton under the bus. Maybe more than subtly, but it was not a manipulative moment. I'm telling you that right now. That was a defensive moment. It's just too much, you know? Like I get the the telling crystal, like, that's too much. Like,

you're making everybody, you're gonna make everything everybody thinks she's like this vile racist, as opposed to just an ignorant, like, whatever it is. Like, the shades of whatever bad that Sutton said, which we still don't really know. But, um, like, get that, I don't think that that was great of Crystal, but Jesus, you guys, this is too much, this is too much now. Like every single time you get her together, you confront her and then she apologizes. And then when you split up,

you're both getting everybody riled up to get them to fight. You guys are so fucking obvious, get a live Kyle. Let's talk about a live Kyle. Let's talk about the husband Kyle. Yeah, I mean, because now Kyle is turning us into that crystalism manipulator, and she's like trying to throw friends under the bus, she's disloyal, that, that, that, that, I guarantee based on what Sutton was saying later this episode, so I was probably saying things like I am a good person.

I am a good person, and I only see the good in people, and that's probably why Crystal said, let me guess, you am a good person. I am a good person and I only see the good in people and that's probably why Crystal said, let me guess, you don't see color, right? That's probably what she was talking about. That's something we're just going on about. That stuff, maybe I wouldn't say that's like, quote unquote, dark. But it's like one of those things where you're like, okay, Sutton, you know, like I'm going to assume that's probably what it was because it just seems to track with the wake sun talks. It's not up for me to figure out what was said the point is Kyle is now turning this into a

Like a wholesale judgment about crystal and her motives and her and her manipulations and her being sneaky and distrustful and has just gross slavery in things. I don't think it's entertaining. I think it's just fucking gross, it's stupid. And it's a stupid fight that they're obviously just making happen and making it up. And it's too much. Kyle's shut up.

I mean, she says, well, Erica, you know, Erica just says it where crystals manipulative and she makes you more nervous because she's actually scarier. Like, you're disgusting, she's a Kyle. That's what she says. And so, Kyle's like, you know, I think, oh, Sutton goes, she tells us,

well, I've heard from many, many different friends I know that are also friend of crystals. This is her behavior pattern. Yeah, well guess what I've seen from watching this show, saying stupid ignorant shit is your pattern. So what are you doing? Like, what are you doing coming on here and now turning against crystal? Who trust me could have been way worse about this because crystal is still kind of saving Sutton by not saying whatever it is, Sutton said, right?

And let's really didn't say anything, which I have trouble believing. Yeah, and she keeps saying, like, friends, friends don't do that to friends. I'm like, she, what friends, you know what also friends don't do is that friends don't distrust their friends either. And so when Crystal says it was a thing, but it was obviously fine enough for me to like that to be, to forgive it, that it then it should

be dropped right there instead of all this talk about life. Well now we're only believing the worst and she's she's throwing you under the bus because the bus is all this terrible stuff that we have to imagine you said. So you're being thrown under the bus. Like that's not what friends do either friends say okay we're gonna trust you on this one. Well friends also don't come on and say, well what I've heard from many, many people that know Crystal is this is what she does. Because now this all turns into they've heard all this stuff from all these other women.

And obviously it's the same group. It's Rina and Kyle. And you know, it's like the same people. Like we've heard all this stuff. We're not gonna say what it was. But I mean, they're doing the exact same thing. Exactly. So Kyle is like, well, I think that Crystal just wants

to be liked and she's wanting the approval, so she makes herself look better by making you look bad. And Sutton's like, well, if you're happy with yourself, you don't need to hurt other people. Yeah, and how could I take in that note, seasons one through Kim Richards, okay? Oh, this is not a show about people who were happy with themselves, but thanks for playing sudden.

I know. When do we talk about Denise Richards, right? Right. And when do we talk about Kyle on her 11th face? Can we not talk about people being happy with themselves? This is not that show, okay? Well, that was Michael Myers' fault. So, you know, let's... Yeah, one of those faces was Michael Myers' fault.

It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap-ins-commercial. So, Kyle's like, well, I've heard about this group of friends and this problem with Christal. And, you know, I had no intentions of talking about it, but, you know, while I do want to give Christal the you know I had no intentions of talking about it but you know while I do want to give Crystal the benefit of the doubt it's all met you not it's all met you not know she gives her pirate one blinking night to the camera like so then Rinna tells us Crystal has told me that she had a falling out with the fortune of her friends and she knows I know these girls. I don't know all of them

It's a lot to be dropped by 14 friends. I don't even have 14 friends I don't even have 14 friends. Well actually this group is already eight people so Yeah, I still believe it oddly enough. So Erica's like yeah She's saying that you're a liar in your group of friends and that is not okay And so this is what's so funny about this show too. They can't even stay in their lengths that they've agreed to stay in, right? Cause Erica is trying, it's just like, okay, Rina,

let's team up and make Sutton the villain here in this situation and say that Sutton is, what she is doing, which Sutton is saying, you know, this group of friends is called her a liar. But then Rina's like, yeah, she's a liar. I've heard it from the same girls. I'm like, what team are you on? Yeah, Rinna.

I was confused about that too, by the way. I'm glad you brought that up. I was like, wait a second, Rinna, you're like, you're kind of throwing crystal into the bus, but then you're also supporting her. But that's also classic, Rinna, you know? Yeah, the flip-flopping Rinna. So, Erica's like, well, calling me a liar

is the worst thing you can do to me. Okay, we get a projector. Jesus Christ. Someone changed the film already on this projector. It's old. So then we get a clip of Erica doing her staccato talking where she's like, like her Morse code. Don't you ever say I'm not pretending to go outside the dreamer. Don't remember that. And don't you ever say anything to me again. Don't fuck with me like that. You don't want that. Don't you ever say I'm not a particular guy. But I don't remember that. And don't you ever say anything to me? Because I don't fuck with me like that. You don't want that? Don't you ever want that with me?

The ring and spank, false mint and the brain, bitch. Whatever. So Eric is like, well, I've joined a few people up over it. But my point is, I'm on a drink because my real storyline is I'm just supposed to add alcohol to these little redemption hell. And then Kyle, meanwhile, Kyle is continuing to just explode this up. She goes, I mean, what is Crystal Gain from that, though?

From throwing you on to the best, what is she Gain from that? I'm like, she wasn't... I'm like, she wasn't... I'll tell you what she gains. She gains a defense to be like guys I did not say that just to trap her I said it because she was saying stuff. Okay again There was something under the bus, but it was not she was not a power play by crystal

She was blindsided bark ourselves accusation Okay, what do you gain and by saying the same thing over and over and bringing it up in every scene This is ridiculous shot. Up. So it's like, where is she was trying to win Garcia's approval but she threw you under the bus at the same time. Or else we're saying Puntamita. Throw you under the boost. Yeah. Did you know boost is almost the same as it is in English? Happy! Puntamita, that's where you want to be. Not now.

Jurassic Park playing. Currently playing right now at a movie theater. So this is where Kyle actually really annoyed me. Like the others were just like base level annoyance with Kyle. Like the standard like Kyle. But this really want this kind of got under my skin when she said she goes, you know what? She's wanting to be liked by all of us, but she also wants to look like a victim

at the same time. Like, what, like wanting to look like, first of all, that is so obnoxious, she's wanting to look like the victim, first of all, in some way she kind of actually is the victim of some of Sutton's sort of like a problematic or tone deaf language. So in some ways she kind of is, but second of like a problematic or tone deaf language. So in some ways she kind of is, but second of all,

she didn't say that. She didn't respond to Garcell to be like, I'm a victim of this. She was like, this is why I said it. I mean, the fact that now they're framing Crystal as this victim, I mean, I think this is actually has more to do with the conversation prior to that when Crystal was saying that she doesn't feel like she's in a safe space. I think that must be what more to do with the conversation prior to that when when when when

Crystal was saying that she doesn't feel like she's in a safe space I think that must be what it is because this thing this controversy was sudden was not about crystal playing the victim I'm sorry. It was not so then we get a Erica and Crystal at the bar now and so Erica's like you're gonna tell that bitch Yeah, yeah, look at it for calling me a while and then you're gonna be okay a little cry face Hey, she made some lunch you motherfucker. That's called standing up for yourself. Don't take that from a fucking bartender So there's a make-up Russian or Get out I said liar lie here. I'm not lying. Get back with Mikey. I know every time Laya gets a call, she's like,

way that man, man. You calling me a liar? So Erica's like, I'm not going to let you quit. OK, I'm not going to let you walk away. You just tell me you're actually funny. I actually really enjoy this version of Erica just like the Drunken lady at the bar who calls you honey, you know who who signals the bartender get you a bowl of popcorn I can't get us some popcorn. Oh, let's clean up

You gotta keep your head up. Oh, it's like I told Bert Reals back in 1973 You got a furry chance to take a pants off a pose for Cosmo. That's my advice to you and it worked. It worked. I like that person. Oh, she's just so ham-handed in this whole thing. And Crystal is, you this crystals over there like For three hours crystals just crying so she's over there

I don't know why she's crying so much that is a lot. She does act like that You know like every time something's wrong. She does get like victim me, you know And I'm not talking about the race stuff. I'm talking about just in general with crystal She's very like well that hurt me. I mean, the safe space. Mwah! Like, she does get like that. She does, but the thing that's making me crazy is that you can't even say that because Kyle and they,

them, the rest of them are being so awful that I'm like, but now you are victimizing. She is, I'm about to say. Now she has an excuse to be like that. And that's what I want Crystal to stop is a crying, but now you guys keep making Crystal cry. So it's like just, it's fucking my head. This whole thing is fucking with my head.

Yeah, exactly. I think the original, like if this is supposed to be about that comment about, she said a lot of dark things, well, Crystal is not playing a victim card in that moment, but now they're coming for her. So yeah, she is now, she's kind of been victimized by this group.

So Crystal, so Erica's like, I'm not gonna let you quit. I'm not gonna let you run away from this. And Crystal's like, okay, look, I know the Erica's biased because of her history with Sutton, but also her advice to me comes from a good place. No, it doesn't. And she's like, she's wants to good place. No, it doesn't. And she's like, she's wants to protect me. No, she doesn't. Also, immediately after this, she's

gonna go be like, literally, scream all day, which she does, you know. Yeah. So crystal, it's like, you know, I'm just such an easy target. America's like, Oh, cheers to your resolve. Go get her. You're gonna get it right. You promise. see target America's like oh cheers to your resolve go get her you're gonna get it right you promise yeah so then Kyle's like I mean do you think she's gonna admit and say like okay I create this whole thing and I'm sorry because if you did that be great and we're moving on so now it's all on crystal to clear this mess that Kyle that has been put to

bed a few times but Kyle can spring up. I just wish Sutton stuck to original guns, which is I said ignorant things. I know I said ignorant things. Crystal had a discussion with me about it. I learned, I grew, whatever, it's over, let's stop. I wish she stuck to that because Sutton did say stupid thing. I mean, she said things on camera that were really gross.

They were gross and it wasn't just the, I don't see color. It was like the calling people racist. That's worse than COVID or all the shit she said. It was just a bad. So it's not like it's out of the realm of possibility that Sutton also said something else. It was stupid.

Of course she did. She's Sutton. Like, does any, but have you seen the stuff that's been going around this week with the girl who's an ex best friend of her daughter or Porter? Is her daughter Porter? I have a chance in this. Yes. So there's this girl.

She gets on TikTok and she's a Korean girl, you know, she's real young. She's the same age as Porter. And she's saying, oh no, not my friend's mom who was racist to me to the point where I had to stop my friendship with Porter now on TV claiming to be racist when she called me Chinese and I'm Korean. It's something like that. It's not a quote. So it's like this, she's responding to, set and saying, oh look at my hot tab.

We've got a Chinese girl in there, a black girl. She's like, I'm Korean, you know. So I'm like, of course. Of course Settin said something stupid. So this whole like, let's get Settin mad. So she's furious that anyone would even suggest that she would say something stupid where we know that she said something stupid

because she said stupid stuff. Oh, hello people. Okay, I love people. Yeah, exactly. So now it's time to get ready for dinner. So Kyle is back in her hotel. I'm just like, oh my god, this is a bug. This is a bug. Oh my god. Note to self. Shut the door when you leave because next is gonna be a guana. I'm like, yeah, note to self. Like, have you, do you understand how rooms work? Do you understand how, do you understand the main story in line this year is about your friends? Uh, you get a girlfriend robbed.

Like what the fuck people? So now Eric is back in glam and now Mikey is there too. Like this, I'm like, this doesn't really make sense because you had Laya and the other one. I don't even remember the other one. You were the make makeup and hair. But now you got Mikey. I guess he's going to consult on the looks.

But I'm like, this is ridiculous. Yeah, Mikey's moved into consultor position, which I like. I love his raise. I love his raise. Yeah, he really, I mean, he's done great work. And then, so Renek comes over. Yeah, I think I got saltwater in my nose. Oh!

And that's her big contribution. Yeah. And so they're talking about what they're gonna wear. And Erica's like, well, I'm gonna wear shirt dress and mint pumps. And Mikey goes, yeah, new 120s. It's like, that's fun to brag about. Yeah. And then people are trying to repossess Erica's belongings.

Good job, guys. You're really learning as we go along, you two. I know. And and run as like, I'm just going to wear like a long flow. We silk red dress and he goes, lady and red. Sure. Okay. Okay.

So then, um, so then, um then they start Erica, Carl facetimes are basically while she's getting dressed and they're sitting around the bathrobes. And Erica's like, oh, you're smart. You want to shop in the bay. And Carl's like, was Crystal okay? While you guys were talking, was she okay? What happened to Crystal? And we're like, she cried. She cried whole time she cried and cried and cried and cried and cried and

cried and cried and then we see a clip where they show Crystal they make it look like it's 10 hours of Crystal cry I know you know and by the way Crystal did cry and cry and cry but also because they surrounded her I'm like now we're gonna have a tough conversation right now about this. When this was again, put to bed the night before. And so now they're tear-packed open and are like, you gotta be tough. You gotta be strong. People walk all over you.

So of course she was crying because they unearthed all this stuff. So she's like, yeah, cried, cried, cried, cried. Well, I can relate to ugly crying impuntamita. That's for sure. Then we see 2016 of Rena when she was confronted, we were saying Kim was close to death and then claimed to not remember it at all. And they were like, that's bullshit, Rena. And she just broke and just started sobbing.

That is someone acting like a victim to get out of some shit. And we all remember that. That was a classic. That was classic. Cibet A. Cibet R&A. That was what it was best moments on the show where she's like, I just want to go, I don't remember. So they tell Kyle that Crystal was crying and crying and crying and Kyle being the Kraven person that she has goes What was she saying? What was the worst part for her? Cool, it's not like the most painful nugget from Crystal Eric and Lorena just pause and kind of lick it space and just say I don't remember

She quite a long time. Yeah, I grabbed three at least three manga readers with her. I'm gonna go spatch You didn't have three did you? I Love that they just blatantly did not listen to Crystal. That's what that means They made her cry Gaster up and then we're like, but we don't actually care about what you say Crystal didn't have a chance to say anything all she did was sit there and cry while Erica gave her like rocky speech, you know so then we go to dinner and

Kyle I mean listen, I know that we just spent 20 minutes complaining about all the glam on this show Can we start to go fund me for Kyle to get a gay? I mean? This is somebody who needs the glam. We could do like a little, I mean, we're just saying excessive glam. But we could use like a little sum, like a little... Okay, what is this? Can we just like hire someone at the airport? Like, I just, she came to dinner dressed like a CNN enemy,

and I'm on my, what do you call those things? She was like, she was on a, a C-E-N-M-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M-N-M Seaman enemy. Seaman. She looked like she was growing off a coral. That's the point. She looked like she was growing on a coral reef. See, it looks crazy. She's wearing like some rayon mint green pant suit with like a big feather mint thing around her boot. I mean, it was bad. It's not even mint. What would you call that sea foam?

It was like minty sea foo. It was like crest. It was like, it was like crest toothpaste and Erica comes in wearing like the set of the golden girls as a calf tan she looks crazy too and so they sit at the table Crystal is like Rina I wanted to tell you I'm wearing these earrings in your mom's honor They're birds their birds that are worth more than all of your glam teams put together so just wanted to show that really goes hi that's that they're gorgeous thank you for that I've seen birds all day really at the ocean what if that's crazy I know in nature it's I'm just saying

they're we are not living in a lifeless deathcape right now that there's actually birds in the air I'm going by the way I'm gonna share with you an image of the sea the sea thing okay this is oh of course it's not oh it's okay never mind it's not allowing me to them everyone will just have to look it up on their own I apologize. How can we look at that? What is it? CNN. It's had that Chrome lost, it's had Chrome lost permission to share. I don't know why I never said you lost, but I had the permission.

And I'm not willing to go, you know, must around in my preferences while we're doing a podcast. I've done enough of that. No, thank you. So, you know, now that everybody's arriving and they applaud, everybody is they come in. And Diana comes in and she's like, Lena, I'm wearing earrings for you. And she's like, oh my god, you wearing boots too. This is great.

I've got guys thank you so much. And they compliment Diana and say she's giving Bridget Bargay vibes. And then, Rina. Okay, this lady just came in. One of Rina's friends, supposedly. This lady just came in and wore bird earrings as a tribute to Rina's mother. And what does Rina do immediately? Thank you so much. Have you guys seen her book Room 23? Ha ha ha!

Tell them about the book! Tell them about the book! Let's talk about the book! Which Rina knows what she's doing. Yeah. Well, although there is, there is, I mean, there is a part of me that just Rinna just wants to also mention the fact that she's in the book. There's that too. So no, no, Rinna knows exactly. This is Rinna we're talking about. And this is the second time she's done this and it didn't work the first time. And so she's trying to do it again So Diane is like well, I think I've already talked about these books. So Looks her whole face and then we see the clip of Renna trying to bring it up the first time and

Everybody being like oh my god sex positivity So something's like well, I guess just tell it again, because we forget things. And Diana's like, we've had this conversation. So she tells us, well, it's a real house house of Beverly Hills, you'll be having the same conversation many times for men. Yes. And be glad it's at least starting like this, because it's going to get a lot worse for you. So Diana's like, she tells the producers about, she tells us about this. She's like, well, you know, I don't want to talk about the book tonight. It took a lot of money, it took a lot of time, you know, and it backfired on me. And so then we see from Jezebel, Diana Jenkins coffee table book, actually a catalog of

high-price call girls. Yeah, this was the controversy. So the busiest like, so you're not like an international sex trafficker, I'm Adam of high class prostitutes because I hate so honestly, I mean, it's so ridiculous that I can't even believe it could have caught on. I could not believe the sex trafficking rumor could catch on. I'm like, have you seen the news? No kidding. Everyone is trying to find like drops a pizza box on someone's door. It's like, sign of a sex trafficking rig.

It's like the most conspiracy theory thing that everyone latches on to. Right, but it's also true stuff that's happened. I mean, hello, the Jeffrey Epstein staff and Golan Maxwell or whatever. That's all very recent stuff. She's like, what is it worth thinking? Let's talk to anybody. Think you'll miss sex trafficking. I mean, come on. It's like, uh, yeah. Watch it.

Watch the news. So yes or no, by the way, ma'am, I don't think she is. Oh, I don't think they're asking me. No, saying her because she, they're like, so you're not a high profile, a high profile sex trafficker and she's like, oh, so ridiculous. I can't believe it's caught on. So part of me was, you know, good wiping that. I was like, yes or no, ma'am. And answer me as if I'm Christine Buransky.

That was the most important. Everyone should always do that to you, no matter what, Ronnie. Yes, thank you. So to read, it's like, oh, so you think she actually just didn't want to talk about the book, right now? I'm gonna go say, yeah, she just must not want to talk about it. You guys are fucking monsters.

Yeah, and Diana tells us, it's very, very dangerous. All you have to do is leak a bunch of fake rumors and you can actually destroy someone's life. It was actually a very painful time, but truth prevailed. Everybody knows now. I'm like, well, by the way, in terms of like leaking a bunch of fake rumors. Again, welcome to the show.

Welcome to the show. This will be your existence from here on out. Also, the truth prevailed. Everybody knows now is like an Erica line. So I'm very, I'm glad they brought this up on the show though. So soon, I thought this was going to take Diana two seasons for a Rennid to come use this as a weapon against Diana, but nope they they brought it right out you know casually but she doesn't play their reindeer games unfortunately for them. So the staff

comes out and they bring like a conch shell and the waiters like welcome to the ceremony a cleansing of the energy first we take a drink and America's like what is that? What is that? Flexi Oh, and then I How is it clear the energy but we'll have a good dinner and I'm here for one up and America goes there's not enough slag in the slage build. Look, look at those blurs.

So they're all, they're all have their eyes closed and there's someone's like saging all around them. And then a guy blows out of the conch shell. And it's like, ooh, and reach goes, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Such an idiot something. Erica goes that had a great tone to it. Said in no Chicago review ever. So, Kyle's like, so what did you guys do after surfing? Huh, huh, huh. Already starting with the crystal crying shit, you know.

So, there's a pause as they all look at each other. And of course, crystals just like, I'm gonna have to cry again. God, you're gonna make me cry again. So. So Eric is like we chatted. Anything fun. We talked about last night. Oh Sounds like great again. Let's do this again As if by the other women did not do that of course they did too. So Garth sells like oh and what about last night? And Eric goes well, we talked about crystal and I you know, the son to say you're a lion, you're a friend group, you didn't say anything, if you didn't say anything, and for me,

I would have asked, who said that? Who said that? And so, son goes, well, of course, Erica didn't like what I said. I can say that I had a conversation with Jesus himself. And Erica would not like it. And so it's like, well, this is going to be a fun dinner. And Erica, who's wearing her stupid sunglasses at my and her golden girls' caftain, is like,

who is this group of friends and what have they told you about Christophe? And how does that fit in here? How does it fit in here? I did a staccato so so you know, I'm serious. But, and Satan's like, uh, listen, I think that you have a reputation, Crystal, for doing this to people. And Eric is like, okay, well, my question is, and she is, oh my God, they're like shut up, Erica, you know, because Erica's just trying to model on the whole time.

So Crystal's like, so wait, you know this about me? What are you saying? And so I'm like, it sounds like I know this of you. And it's the same thing that you did to me. And Crystal goes, well, you heard this. You don't know this of me. I heard it. And so Crystal tells us, you know, sudden has no idea what happened with with my friends And she's never met them and doesn't know them So I don't want to breathe life into the fact that they're these people who she found out about that I'm lying because I don't lie I don't lie son goes well other people at this table have heard this as well and we've heard it We heard it we heard it and Kyle nods to like mm-hmm gotcha We heard it, we heard it, and Kyle nods too, like, mm-hmm, gotcha. And so, Erica goes, well, are you willing to say who told you?

And so, I'm going to put the knots in at the table. So, we'll why bring it up at all. So, props to Erica for using the whole thing, it's turning it on them, because that's the whole thing. Like, don't say it, because we're just going to imagine the worst. If you can't back up, if you can't fill in. Like, don't say it because we're just gonna imagine the worst. If you can't back up, if you can't fill in the gaps, don't say it and that's literally what is happening here. Right.

Well, Crystal was very upset today. Yeah, very upset. For a very long time, a long time. Very long real fucking long, she was upset. And Crystal's just nodding like, eh. She said in the money, she feels like an easy target and crow cows like oh god. How are you an easy target? How I mean, I'm want to just make sure we're not saying that she has a

Line in target because that was me. I was doing the target commercial. So we're not saying that right because I'm the actress here Right., Kyle. So, Erica goes, and she also feels like anything she says is never gonna be good enough. And then Kyle goes, oh, please, she tells us, oh, please, I'm not buying this. You just don't like Sutton. Be honest. Be honest. I'm like, yeah, what?

Yes, that is true. But she's like, I'm gonna weaponize this. Why not? So, Crystal's padding and Garsell says, well, Crystal, that is true. But she's like, I'm gonna weaponize this, why not? So Crystal's padding and Garsell says, well, Crystal, speak up for yourself. And she's like, but I did, I did last night, I said. Just because if you stay quiet, it makes it seem like we're all ganging up on.

You gotta let Garsell speak up and then she starts talking and she's like, because if you stay quiet, they'd let her talk! Well, also, it's like, oh, we don't like when Crystal plays the victim, but by the way, like if you don't talk, right, it's your fault that we're ganging up on you right now. That's basically what you're saying,

because you're not speaking up, so therefore we're ganging up on you. So this is your fault. Look at you. So Crystal's like, look, I understand my choice of words, is sometimes confusing, and that's on me and I'm trying to use smaller words for you guys. Okay, I'm trying. This is like a finger painting picture.

Did you guys get that? It's like finger painting. Okay. And the sentence is like, well, when you keep on attacking my character, when I have a Jacuzzi more colorful to squirrel poo after a Skittles binge, it hurt. She's not continuous. You guys keep bringing it up. Oh my god, and the other shit was not her attacking your character.

That shit you actually said. That's true too. And Chris like, well, so she's like, well, well, you keep bringing up, attacking my character, so then you attack my character, which is untrue. And she goes, okay, then I will apologize for that. I will apologize for what I said last night,

and hearing that, and having her say, okay, and her hook is rumble, also known as slander slander. And it sounds like, okay, that was unfair, okay? Also done as Slender And Sun's like okay that was unfair, okay? I will take that back But I will not take back that you have done this to me Repeatedly and you need to stop that you need stop that and Chris Sun's like a way too mad and also she's wrong No, she has not continuously done this to you. And if you're taking the last year and making it that she did that to you,

then you learn nothing from fucking last year, ma'am. Okay. And I'll blame her for that. And also, why is it like when Crystal brings up stuff from last year, like the violation? It's like, Crystal, you're going back a year, but now Sutton does it. And it's like, oh, well, that's a good point for know, that, that's a good point for Sutton, you know,

so that's not very good. And it really goes to show you, because a lot of times on Beverly Hills, I feel like I'm frustrated and being like, why don't you just calmly say that's not what I meant. And it'll be over. But Crystal is doing that over and over. She's like, listen, I understand how you feel and and so I'm like no I need for you To stop that and I need you to stop it and Erica's like she's trying to sing how I understand how you feel is not gonna

Stop it and I need you to stop it and Erica's like well let her, let her finish though. And Chrisicles, Erica, you're bucking the shit out of me. Yeah. Erica's why? Because why are you in all this? Let them figure it out. Well, you guys are all in on it, Garcell. You guys are all in it. The only thing that's actually maybe not in on it

is Rinna, because that's only because she's too busy doing cutaway shots. Like, hmm, she's doing the like, oh, I don't think so. Oh, that's it. And it's not listening at all. She's just like, uh-huh. Yeah, I heard it. I don't know what we're talking about, but I heard it.

I did. But by the way, I just want to say, on top of everything else, Crystal does need to defend herself better. She needs to go a little bit more on the offense because they are running over her. And she needs to be like, you know what, you guys all need to shut the fuck up. You don't know what you're talking about.

Y'all are hypocrites. Don't tell me what to think. I've told you this a million times and you keep bringing it up. And Kyle, I don't want to hear this out of your face one more time and son, don't give me that lip. Okay, you know what you said? I've been protecting you.

Just say something. Just push it back on this. No, because that's not what I'm saying. And then they all come, then it's them all against her being like, just say something. Just put it back on it. No, because that's what it says. And then they all come, then it's with them all against her being like, crystal so angry. She's so mean. Like, you want to talk about it. But they're going to do it no matter what.

But they're going to do it no matter what. So you might as well just like catch them off guard. Don't let them, rather than that you reacting to them, why don't you make them react to you for once? How about that? Oh, good. So she's like, well, look, why don't you make them react to you for once? How about that? Oh, good. So she's like, well, so Crystal, to her credit,

handles this very well. She just stays really calm and makes them look crazier and crazier. And this is where everything turns. I mean, Sutton is such a dope. It's like, girl, you were kind of in the right for a while and now you're just going to completely turn it around, right? So, crystals like look moving forward, our friendship is important to me, Sutton. She goes, and you're not going to do that to

me again. And everyone just looks at each other like, uh oh, Sutton, Sutton's going to for now. And Crystal goes, yeah, I can't say that. Didn't say it. She's like, I just said it. But you need to say it out loud so everyone can hear. And everyone's like, oh God, she needs to be loud. I want you to say it into the cocktail and then blow it into the drinks here so she's retraumatized. It's now becoming like condescending and rude from sudden.

Yes, it's now now, sudden's a fucking asshole again, you know? Idiot. She is. And just like I'm not gonna do that to you again. And she goes, so that I can trust you. And she goes, I just said that very clearly and as genuine, even Kyle goes, I would take that.

I would take that. I'm gonna say the same thing to the people that offered me way too much money for my home And put to meet after we found an alligator in the pool. I'll take it. I'll take it Kyle just wants to put a button on this that way she can move forward and then bring it up again tomorrow It's just like it's enough. So something's like I do want to be friends. I genuinely Really like you which is why I'm talking to you in this condescending tone. So the crystal towards it again, this show is so funny.

It's like maddening but also hilarious. So something's like, well, I do wanna be friends. I really genuinely like you. And Chris goes, yeah, but last night you said you hated me and then you liked me. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, excuse me, not what I said. That is not what I said. I would like to call the manager of my voice. That is not what I said.

So then, Dynas, I heard it. You said I hate you. I like you. I heard it all. I said, I hate what you did to me and my jacuzzi. Not that I hate you. You see what I'm saying? And Diana goes, but I heard you. I heard you with my ears. I heard you say it. And she goes, no, but what I was saying, man, she goes, no, here we go with the clumsy words again. I like you. I hate you. And Diana tells us, I'm just witnessing a bacon eating vegetarian. She has contradicted herself again, like, exhibit a bacon vegetarian. And I'm really just realizing there's a lot more to her than I thought and not in a good way. Not in a good way. Well, here's the thing, dying at just, no, I didn't say you're not. She's, you need to let me finish. And she goes, uh, girl, I've been listening to you a

lot. And I'm trying to find solution. And she goes, I am a good person. Okay, you need you. You need to listen to me. Listen to my sentence. Let me finish my sentence. Please, and Diana's like, do I need to? Or do I need to? And something else.

I'm going to finish what I'm saying, because I'm a very good person. Good people finish what they're saying. I'm a good person. You told us this already. It's like, well, I'm gonna to finish what I'm saying because I'm a very good person good people finish what they're saying I'm a good person. You're told us this already Like well, I'm gonna say it again She's like how is this going to help you? I'm gonna say it again until you hear me Sutton no good person in the history of good people has ever said I'm a good person. Yeah, just pointing that out to say it

I'm also not for you to say it. It's for other people to say it about you. So, Kyle's like, she's like, sudden, wait, you're putting your finger in her face, Diana. I just want to point out she's putting her finger in your face. I can't believe you're putting a finger in Diana's face, Diana. Are you feeling threatened right now? There's a finger in your face. Diana, you must be so mad.

There's a finger in your face. Son, you have to stop. You're out of control. She's out of control, everyone. I think she needs help. Do we come here with all of 51 and 50? Oh, Diana, are you okay? Are you having heart palpitations? Oh, my control. She's out of control. Everyone I think she needs help to become a lot of 51 50 So Diana are you okay? You having heart palpations. Oh my god They bring people they break they purposely bring Sutton to the point of a mental breakdown and then they're like

Sutton's mad everybody Cut the hospital Classic like that. I was like, oh, reactionist is shocking. It's embarrassing to turn on somebody who's trying to help you try to sort out bacon from vegetables. It's really not normal behavior, not if you're a stable vegetable vegetarian person. And she's doing this thing that Diana gets where she's like, look at me when you're sitting Diana, like she gets these big eyes, she's just like these big eyes at the camera.

I'm like, girl, I'm not falling for this shit. So Diana starts crying, right? Yeah. And Sutton, well, before she starts crying, before she starts crying, yeah. So Kyle's like, you know, she's trying, Diana says, this is not normal if you're a stable person. And then Kyle's like, she's trying to refuse the situation the situation and Diana says she told me on our first lunch together

She doesn't like violence and she doesn't look screaming and she just Screamed at me and so it's like I need a break I need to take a break. I need to take a break. Son is following her usual trajectory of getting more and more. I need to call the manager until the point where she just goes to crying mode. She says, Cal goes, go to the bathroom. Do you need someone to go with you?

Do you need someone to maybe say things to you to maybe get you angry or I could do that? Kyle, who has just led the charge to this point right here, It's like, do you need support in the bathroom? Yeah. So then they go off and then Rin and Erica exchange as you coined it, the I-5, they're like, hmm. They do, right? I love that. I'm just like, every other that, hmm, there he is.

So then, Sun's on the microphone saying, like, I want a freaking break. I want a break. I want a freaking break. I'm like, ma'am, you're on vacation from nothing right now. So I don't know what's for breaking me, but I was like, sudden, it's not that big of a deal. I said and take a breath. Take a breath, Satan. And she said the drug, I just appears out of nowhere. Like, do you need my help with gaslighting her? Do we need to call?

This is like that. Yeah, this is just like that moment. I'm sitting like, well, I'm trying to keep it together because I don't want to look crazy too late. I'm it. I'm too fucking late. No, that's it. No, I'm just gonna say because I because I invoked Heather DeBro, one does have to appreciate just how good Heather DeBro was at this sort of moment versus Sutton because I invoked Heather DeBro. One does have to appreciate just how good Heather DeBro was at this sort of moment versus Sutton because Heather DeBro with her monologue, I mean, she shut it down. She shut it down where Sutton be like,

no, I'm a good person. You gotta do it Heather DeBro, like just say, I'm gonna obliterate. I'm gonna destroy you. That's how you do it. I'm gonna, you know, make me a good man. But in this situation, Heather Dubrow is, um, they're not, she's, Sutton is not the Heather Dubrow. She's the

the Shannon in this. She is. Right. That's all messed up. Yeah. So then, um, at the table, Jareet's like, whatever, a Christian she took out of you, Diana was misdirective. And what she said was very guapo. What's the matter, Diana? Diana's leaking. She's leaking. Diana's like, oh, oh, look at me crying. I'm crying now. This is the most vulnerable I've been in years. It is hormones. Don't look at me. Don't look at me. And look at me. She like flaps this she flaps is like swinging her napkin over her head Make the situation bigger than it needs

So then the Kyle is telling you hold your head up high I just gave me some vegetables. So then, Kyle is telling you how to hold your head up high. Wait, no. Then Diana gives her little spiel, which goes, This is the most vulnerable life being in many, many years. I'm full of hormones. And when you have all those post pregnancy hormones, you're a bit more vulnerable, softer, high-kiss. I'm like okay Audrey relax. Yeah with her big wide eyes, her big wide blinking eyes, okay.

Waiting for C-more. Right. Uh, I'm sorry Dr. I'm sorry Dr. So Kyle is like hold your head up high set and then, okay, well, I lost it for a second. And now I'm better. I reminded myself I have a gay following me around with Sutton in the brain bow on his sleeve to prove that I love all colors of the rainbow who also love penises.

So I'm a good person, okay? And so, Ericarika is telling Diana. You did nothing wrong, Diana. You're like Rocky, but with emotions. And Diana's like, oh, but still I cry, still. And the car sounds just goes, oh God, I can't. I'm eating my own joke. He's like, everybody's just way too much a moche I can't. So then Sun and Kyle are back and Sun goes to Crystal.

We are good. I'm sorry. Okay. And Diana, I'm sorry. And Erica's, well, she started the cry. I mean, she was so soft and vulnerable. She started crying. Please not not attention to tears.

Tears not need to be lost now. So she's like, please don't look at me. Is my makeup fucked up? Is it fucked up? And she's like, do you have your makeup in your bag? Let's go to the bathroom. And Crystal's like, I guess I'll come to you so they all leave and Crasse the guys I know the crystal was crying today and we're gonna say she was for a long time a long time Real fucking long Fucking long real fucking long and then she goes call goes, but you have to understand She put herself in that position

Oh my god Kyle you know the one who said just before I think that's good You're the one who said Sutton accept the apology, but here you are Restoking it and Garsell goes well. I don't like their crystal just takes it and caves in makes makes it feel like we're coming for her As opposed to her standing up for herself. Carcel, you were the one with in a perfectly, like you're all sitting around and you said, okay, I'm going to say something and this might be a controversial opinion, but I think you were trapping Sun when you were saying about the color that you were literally coming

for in that moment. So you started this so kind of like, but that's the victim card. And she does that on purpose. She does that on purpose. And Garth says like, hmm, well that's exactly what I feel. Yeah, well that's intentional. It feels intentional.

I'm like, oh my God Garth's sell not you too. Geez. So Kyle's like, you know, Crystal wants our sympathy, but then she tells us she doesn't feel comfortable in the group. and I think she thinks this is a good way to get our attention. Well, guess what?

It's not. Here's how to get our attention. Money. I don't think that's how she's trying to get attention. I don't, that just seems like such a strange theory. She's trying to not talk about this every five minutes. It's you, ma'am. It's you and Erica who won't shut the fuck up.

So Erica's, do you really believe that this girl's that manipulative and Kogos? Well, what do you believe? Not that you have the facts. Erica's like, I don't think that she's ever challenged been challenged like this in any other peer group. That's my point! I was like, oh, was that your point, Erica? That makes my point. I was like, oh, was that your point, Erica? Oh, that makes, you make no sense.

So, Karla was like, well, maybe it was the 14 friends who challenged her first. And she's like, oh, do you believe that? Karla's like, I didn't, but now I do. So now they're going to bring in, okay, this is a stupid move. First of all, this is not cool for you guys to bring in Chris, Chris was a friend drama of people that aren't even on this show. She can't defend herself against that. That's not cool, it's not fair.

Second of all, you're making everyone, including me, very interested in these other friends. And this show, it could be argued, could use the cast refresh. So you're basically telling producers, here's 14 bitchy, really rich ladies who will fight, even when cameras aren't around.

They actually have relationships with each other and aren't gonna have to make up bullshit to keep shit going. So, you just put casting onto a hot trail, Kyle, how stupid are you? Yeah, I think in the context of this show, this is actually bigger character assassination than anything they're assuming that Crystal's saying,

oh, what she said was dark. And I'm saying that, I'm not saying that saying something problematic or potentially racist is not as bad as being dropped by 14 friends. But more like in that situation, we roughly have an idea of what that's about. And this one, we have absolutely no idea what it's about. And now it's just like entering this whole thing of like,

oh, she manipulated all of them. They all hated her. They dropped her because she's toxic and terrible. You know, like it's creating a whole new category of suspicion around her, whereas the other one was just more like reiterating a category. Well, I think it's going to blow up in their face because you're basically bullying somebody. I'm sorry, but this is how I have to use that word because this is housewives.

But you're basically turning, you think you're doing something by saying all these ladies turn to get crystals so she must have done something wrong. But as an audience member, I'm hearing, oh wow, 14 popular girls were mean to one girl and all decided, like that makes her sound like a victim, like you're putting in a way, you're putting her back in a victim slot, which is just what you're complaining about her doing to herself. So, I mean, these people are deep, that's what I'm saying. But at the same time,

it's so much fun watching this show again. I mean, I'm cracking. I was cracking up the whole episode, the way they just kept turning it back around, you know? And it's like, suddenly finally, is gonna get redemption for herself. And then she just goes too hard and fucks it all up. Yeah, so then Kyle is saying all this stuff. Okay, she's saying all this stuff and Crystal comes back and Kyle goes,

we need to move on. We need to move on. I'm like, ma'am, you just introduced more evidence into the core at the end. It's like you can't introduce a new argument in your conclusion. Okay. And now you got to say, we need to move on when you just drop more bombshells. You know, and so Garcell's like, Oh, please don't say we're great, we're friends. That's bullshit. Okay. She says that to Sutton. Well, I think what Kyle is saying, listen, this is the end of this story in line. She said she's not going to do that to you ever again. So now we're moving on to this other storyline. I've just introduced for the next, which is why I was saying I think Kyle's kind of learning and she's like growing the story lines

instead of just keeping it the same through the whole season. So your producer chops are getting their Kyle. Okay, they're getting there. So then Crystal's like, oh, so they come back to the table and Crystal asked if they're talking about her again. And so I'm like, well, I'm saying that we are at the base level and we're gonna work on our friendship from here

like yeah, god and and Erk is like well you'll get well whatever the past was the past and you just and Crystal you have to stand up for yourself and Doreet's like, well, I do think the apology was genuine. I do and so they're just gonna start over and when it goes Lovely like oh you weren't paying attention, were you? No, I don't care. I really don't care. My work here's done. My work here's done. Well, that brings us to the end of real housewives of Beverly Hills, everybody. What crazy, what basic craziness? It's like the most basic chaos and I love it. Yeah, I mean, I don't know what to say, even I'm like,

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