Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Del-Martyr

Episode Date: September 23, 2021

The ladies head down to Del Mar for a late-season Covid trip on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The vacation is full of sea lions, Garcelle gang-ups, and of course, more tales from Erika. Most importantly, however, is that we get to meet... THE LADY. Who is The Lady? We'll never know...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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entertaining, who's not going to be, so go check that out because Bannon Park rules coming back next week and joining me this episode, of course, every episode, I was at this week as if you never are here every single hour of my life. It's Ronnie Carram, what's going on Ronnie? Well hello. Hello, how are you doing today? I'm doing great. I'm doing really well. Super fun to be here. I always love a real housewives of Beverly Hills day. And also it's a fun day because guess what we did yesterday? Wow. We did a fake reunion for Real Housewives of New York because that reunion was cancelled.

Basically it didn't happen. So we just pretended it did and we just did it as an episode. So go check that out. It's on our feed. Kay. Yeah, it was our prediction of our podcasts. It was our prediction, basically, of if there had been a reunion, this is how it would have gone. And yeah, so go check that out. We just sort of we winged it and it was a lot of fun. Other things are that don't forget to download the Spotify Green Room app because in case you missed it, we're doing a weekly room on that app

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and you'll get notified when we start our room up. And da. So that's that. Let's get into some real housewives of Beverly Hills. Now real housewives of Beverly Hills has a long tradition of doing one thing for the entire season and really just beating the dead horse. I mean, it's like beating the dead horse,

it's pummeling the dead horse, it's putting the dead horse into the doemaker and doemaker do making the dead horse. Adopting the dead horse and then giving the dead horse to Shelley Turr and then like sending like Getting someone forcing someone off the show because the dead horse. Yeah, all right selling stories about the dead horse It was given a Shelley Turr that was given to the orange candy kill shelter You know, you know how it goes doing coke in the bathroom with the dead horse

Yes, this year we had the blessing of Erica James Husband going down for all his criminal acts. So that's been most of it It is getting near the end of the season now and it is like okay Okay, I either someone needs to go to jail or this we something else needs to happen because at this point It's like let's just invite Erica to the ghost hotel and You know yell at her her some more about this crap. Now that's it, still very entertaining. Yeah, I was cracking up.

I thought it was all very funny. Yeah, this big, this is another vacation episode. And it opens up with Kyle at home packing in front of her dogs. And she starts FaceTime and Crystal about like what you can wear and everything and she's saying how this is the first girl strip that Kathy has ever organized and then we see that Kathy is basically planning for them all to go to Delmar and do a sound bath

and then go on a boat. I was not expecting Kathy Hilton to know what a sound bath was and we find out later on it's because of Kim Kardashian. Of course, but that was a little surprising to me. I was surprised they didn't end up at a damn Del Taco because it's Kathy Hilton, you know, you never know what she would consider a vacation. Yeah, exactly. And so Kyle, what was this hotel called?

Do you remember? It was a fair amount. It looked amazing. I actually, it was a great marketing for this hotel because I was like, I want to go to a fair amount, even though it looks clearly haunted was this is this a Hilton property property. I was wondering it must be because It says Richard Bloom husband of California Senator Diane Feinstein will be the owner of the property Who is a fine-style property? Wow. Who knew that this would be so politically charged? Yeah, who knew I wasn't expecting that. I really thought it was gonna be a Hilton

Well, maybe it it still could be a Hilton he may he own really Oh, I don't know I don't know hotel ownership Yeah, I don't know the politics of hotel owning like if you're a hotel owner and I'm a hotel owner Is there sort of like a secret fraternity of hotel owners where it's like okay? You can set my hotel because I know I'm gonna want to say your hotel owner, is there sort of like a secret fraternity of hotel owners? Where it's like, okay, you can stay at my hotel, because I know I'm gonna want to stay at your hotel sometime, or is it just like, I'm only gonna stay at my hotels. I actually think, as I talk this out, here on the podcast in front of the world, I think it's the fraternity of hotel members. And what I love about it is

that Kathy Hilton is so wealthy. She doesn't have to force her brand on us because she knows Hilton's like doing okay. Right. Like it's not like, she doesn't have to wear a Hilton hat. She doesn't have to wear an agency hat. She doesn't have to wear, you know, all in with Teddy gear. Right. She's like, Hilton's doing well. Yeah, but there was that whole TikTok thing that came out after she got Del Taco. And they were like, Del Taco is not even close to where they were. Here's the map. And she's got Del Taco because Del Taco is in a hotel of a Hilton.

And so she's promoting Del Taco. And I was like, Kathy Hilton's going that far out of her way to promote a Del Taco. I don't know if that sounded weird to me. I don't think if if Kathy wants to promote that, there's a Del Taco in the Hilton, I think there's like far more effective ways to do it. But who knows? Oh, let's see. Oh gosh, I'm still looking at this hotel list.

Okay, fair enough. Okay, you know what, I'm getting off the hotel list because now I'm like, oh my God, wouldn't it be nice to go to a hotel? Let's go to a big empty one, that's scary. Yeah, so yeah, they show Kathy planning it with Kyle. And Kyle's like, well, I hope it's not going to be too cold on the boat.

And she's like, well, if it's too cold on the boat, then you can just go on the inside of the boat, Kyle. Yeah, and then what, look through a tiny hole. It's not Popeye's boat, Kyle, OK? You're not going to be like in the bottom of the ocean looking through a tiny hole. It's not Popeye's boat, Kyle, okay? You're not gonna be like in the bottom of the ocean looking through a tiny, it's not like 5,000 leagues under the sea or 20,000 leagues, whatever leagues under the sea that should.

You're not an anodilist, Kyle. Why is she so picky about our poor holes, okay? So, anyway, so Kyle is, she's face timing with Crystal and she's like, did you notice that Erica and Son didn't say one word to each other and Crystal's like, everyone noticed, even the people at the club who don't even know who these people are. Yeah, even the country club that I noticed that one.

And that's not true actually, because Erica, first it looked like she gave Sutton a dirty look but then Erica at one point said Yeah, of course I remember My god and now we're going to Corona don't mar together. I mean, it's not gonna be easy to pretend, especially when I keep bringing up over and over how much I hate each other. I know, and then she's like, by the way, I have you in a shoe because she has the phone,

sort of like at the FaceTime phone, like the iPhone in like a shoe. And she's like, I have you in a shoe by the way, and you know that Crystal was like, I have you in an Aramez phone holder, by the way, that's specially crafted for people who are associated with the Lion King. And he just could like cut the Kyle,

just like, salivating on the floor, like, yeah, it holds your phone up like your Simba, like your phone is set up. Oh, hello. Okay, so then we go to Kathy's shoe closet. And you know it's Kathy's, because we see a close up of a bag that says, Kathy, so she's talking to her dog.

And she's like, I'm gonna wear this shoe. That's pretty, so I wear this with shoes, where's my phone, Sue? Oh, Sue. No, I have to correct. I have to correct you, Ronnie. The dog that was watching in this scene was named Moda, which I felt like was some passive aggressive

like reference to Moda Rola, which as we all know, Parasilton at that, you know, in her peak was famous for her team mobile sidekick. So I felt like there was some weird like Moda Rola versus sidekick energy happening with the dog. Well, she did have kind of a passe dog because that is a passe dog,

that little fluffy dog you put in your purse, like Paris Hilton, circa the Motorola time. Yeah, I noticed that you could also just like flip that dog closed. So it's like, yeah, classic Motorola. It's very slender. It's very slender. A very slender folding dog.

So Dariq calls Kathy, and Kathy actually answers, which is weird. And Doreet's like, Hello, beautiful! Or you're bringing your fan here. Kathy Hinton! Kathy Hinton with a fan. One friends with a fan!

Kathy Hinton, hilarious, Kathy Hinton. That's how Doreet is on every Instagram live. Have you ever seen an Instagram live where Doreet is with Kathy Hilton? No, but I hold on.. It's just like that. It is. The whole time. I saw them on one where Kathy and Kyle were in the back seat, and Doreet's in the front seat, and they're doing some kind of Instagram live, and the whole thing is just Doreet going, can you believe it? It's Kathy Hilton.

Isn't she hilarious, Kathy? She sounds like she's on the pilot episode of a late night show on Basicable, right? Like, she doesn't really know how to host a late night show, but she's been given the opportunity. So all she says is, can you believe it? Can you believe it? My guess, she has a fan.

Can you believe it, everyone? Can you believe it? I thought to myself this morning, gee, is she gonna bring a fan? Is she gonna bring a fan? Gee. And then we see, by the way, we see Kathy's fan, they cut to Kathy's fan, and it's standing up

in the middle of the room next to a giant stuffed alpaca. I was like, well, I don't understand the alpaca, but it's Kathy Hilton, so it somehow works. It's probably just because it has Packing the title. She's like unpacking. So I'm going to bring in the packing alpaca. Thanks. It reminds me of Kyle.

Kyle, look, it's you. It's you. Kathy, that's an alpaca. Yeah, because you're like an alpaca, Kyle. That works. That works, Kathy. I know, but it's funny, isn't it? Alpaca, Kyle the alpaca.

Everyone, laugh at Kyle. She just string some suitcases on the Kyle's back. Yeah, pretty much. So, I want to talk about last night. I want to say how beautiful you looked. The dresses, the way they sort of were torn at the seam and tattering and falling apart. It was really great. Well, it was beautiful, wasn't it? She's like, yeah, well, you know, it's a little late, so I don't really understand what was going on there. She's always got a cell. Well, obviously, I had words with her kitty hinting, and I'm talking to her. And listen, it was four languages of words. Talk about packin' heavy caffé. It would take

19 Louis Vuitton's suitcases to pack the volumes the words I used. She's been making reckless charges against me. Such as? She feels like an outsider. An outsider, can you believe it? Yesterday, she said some of us ladies in the group are coming from her. For coming from her. Friends don't do that. If she had a problem with me, she needs to be open. Up front, honest, transparent. How can you believe it? Up front, open, and transparent. Ladies and gentlemen, our musical guest tonight are, are you, um, can you believe it? Can you believe it? Amigo Snowflagel Quessant. That's what I've got to say about it, Kathy Hilton. And then she can run into Ritor online.

After all, that is a French publication, which makes it my theory theory. So Kathy just starts sorting through her makeup in her bag while Doritos is rambling on. You know, it makes me question for really even friends. I mean, you don't give me jabs and afterwards say, G, it was actually the fact that you talked to me so much.

Why would you actually do that? G. I can't believe that. And then PK, he just figured out how to make a shake from self. I said PK is time for you to make your own smoothies. Well, you take smash-mell of love and mix it with peanut butter and put it in an apple and says that's health food. Can you believe it? Well, I planned the trip.

So if things go south and I need to tell them to make a U-turn at the giant horse statue and come back a block towards a smell of chicken to kitos Unless they're just rude and then this is the Kathy you're gonna get Dread you think Kyle looks more like an alpaca or a llama be honest And peak here. That's what she looks like. What a handsome man! That is an animal you'd like to see on Safari! Gotta go. Sorry, love your show, gotta go. So, now we go to Kyle's. Everyone's arriving at Kyle's. They're gonna caravan from Kyle's. So, Rinna arrives first and she's like- My whole car is packed full. It's more than I took it up and

ha ha ha ha. Harry, look at my bag. It's full Harry. Harry, I have a full bag. You have a very full bag. Oh, hello. I am a professional newsman. I'm new. Mom, I of a full bag. It's full, Harry. It's full. And then Sun shows up and she's like, hello, I'm not doing any activities today because I have a really bad sprained ankle. I decided the way to get into the mind of a murderer. It actually feels like a murderer, but in this case, not really a murderer more like a fraudster.

So I drove my car off a cliff in Pasadena just to see what it feel like, and I've now hurt my ankle too. Oh, girls, you know, I, I hate to be conspiracy theorist, but Kyle has left all these divots in the floor, so I trip. And then I've noticed while I'm lying on the ground waiting for someone to come help me that she's etched, this is my house you bitch all over the baseboards so I don't forget my place. And so I don't know if this is really my fault, the car accident's fault or car assault, but my ankle hurts. All I know is I got a call from Erica saying, please don't operate on my brain. I didn't even know that was something that was on the table. So I think I'm on to something girls. Wow, Satan, your ankle hurts.

Look at my back. You're my hilarious. I packed so much. I packed so much. Satan. And your ankle was least a winner. How much would your ankle have packed? A lot.

A lot. So Satan tells us that she's actually been suffering from foot problems for two years and she's been secretly in pain, but I am going to fight to get back into my shoes, because my shoes are works of art. They are my friends, and I will never get rid of them, but I may question if they're lying to me. Yeah, so everybody basically starts to gather at the house and they're still waiting for Erica to read.

And we see Erica drive up and she's got... T-I-G-O! Are you okay? T-I-G-O! I'll be right back. I'm sorry I'm late. Everybody have a dog in the car. So I'm gonna get on the road.

And Crystal's like that girl is brilliant. She's getting away from people. She doesn't like by bringing a dog. Yeah. Meanwhile Kyle is like, oh, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna have, I'm gonna reboot a song from the late 90s. Who'd let the dogs out?

Don't let my dogs out. Don't let my dogs out. It's like our every season, it is the scene of Kyle Richards and her dogs getting out of the house. Every single season. And it's also like such a Vanderpump thing. Cause remember when she got her dog, it was like jiggie was all famous. So kind of like I have a dog.

Remember and then Adrian Maloof got her dog too. She's like I got a dog too. And they all tried to make their dogs happen. Yeah, yeah. And they were all trying to make their dogs happen. But I'm sorry, at least a Vanderpump sits there with little fluffy clouds, where she's like, eww!

Meanwhile Kyle's dogs are running on the 405 in shape. I know. She's got her giant German shepherds running all over the place, and she's just chasing after them. To let my dogs out! Oh, my dogs, mommy's shaming me, don't them out! I know, the Kyle's dogs are like pissing all over the copycat pink swing in her backyard. Well, they're pissed because she gave them bangs. I know the Kyle's dogs are like pissing all over the copycat pink swing in her backyard

Well, they're pissed because she gave them bangs So Kyle a Kathy's like oh my god Kyle where's my purrers? I can't find it. It's gray. It has a KH on it Um, I have to have it. Where is it? I think that she forgot it. She freaking forgot it. Because Kathy has to have a servant put her bag in the car for her because she doesn't ever remember anything on her own. Yeah. And basically, yeah, so she doesn't have it. So now and the bag has her phone in it too. So the good news is it shows that Kathy does not text or speak on the phone while she drives. That's the good news. So now they've got to find it. So now Kyle has to call Kathy's house.

And I love that. You sort of get the vibe that they still know one of that house knows who Kyle is. She's like, hi, this is Kyle Richards. Kathy's sister, Mrs. Hilton's sister. No, no, no, no, not the one that was in which mountain, the other one. Yeah, I was in Halloween. I was the new new Halloween Okay, fine. It's Kim Richards. I don't believe you. I love turtles. You stole my goddamn house and I'm making chicken salad with my unwashed hands Okay, I'll see you there Miss Kim. Okay. I'll feel some gum out of her purse for you. Just like you like

So they arranged to have this like meet up at the 405 and sunset, which is a very big intersection for people who don't live here. The 405 is a big highway and that sunset is a major road and like I don't know maybe they're mad at the hotel. It's a freeway overpass. What are they doing? I'm assuming they met at that hotel that's there at that corner, you know? You know that big round hotel?

So yeah, but it's very dangerous. Whatever is happening is very bad. And then when we actually see them, they don't look like they're in front of a hotel. They look like they pulled over on the freeway overpass. It is literally like a drug deal. And so they... The most obvious drug deal ever. Yeah, and so Kyle...

So Kyle's like, okay, someone have someone meet at the 4 or 5 in sunset, the 4 or 5 in sunset. And so Kyle's like... Kyle's like, okay, so who do I, who do I, who do I ask for if I call the house and Kathy goes, the lady, who's the lady? The lady that works in my house. Kathy.

No, it's gonna be trouble because they've open instructed not to speak to you. Kathy. Well, I told them if you ever called to tell you I died and hang up on you. Kathy. I just have an updated'm sorry, whoever this is, I have to go meet Kim Richards. Click. Hi, you may know me, I'm the aunt that looks like Parasilton.

We get confused all the time. Perhaps even by you guys. Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?

Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Richards. Click. Hi, you may know me. I'm the aunt that looks like Paracelton. We get confused all the time. Perhaps even by you guys.

Hello. So they do get the car. They do get the phone finally on the freeway over pass. It's like you're not going over. And basically the lady walks over and you just hear, you're not Kim Richards. It's like, how can't she's hitting me with the waffle, waffle ball bat. Gaby! I know I look different.

I know I look different, but I had to get a nose job because of Michael Myers. Please, give me the phone. The lady's just running around screaming for the police. So, um, the lady finally... Oh, by what we keep calling her the lady because the show calls for the lady. They just keep putting up in quotes. The lady. The lady. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just going to end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter

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So then we get to San Diego, down Mar at this very fancy hotel. And Erica comes in with her dog, and it's just kind of funny because all of this orphan in Widow talking, you know, we talk about Annie all the time. It's one of the best movie musicals ever, at the original Carol Pornatt, hello. And this really does look like Daddy Warbuck's house in Annie.

It's just like all empty and Annie's like old and alone now. Yeah. It's me and my dog and this very fancy ghost hotel. And she's like, no one here on this group can understand what I'm going through. Every day you wake up with another fucking baseball back to the head. I'm like, you know who can understand a T ball?

OK, a T ball understands, because that's literally his life. OK, so relax. So the guy's like, would your dog like a tennis ball while we check in? She's like, oh, very cool, very cool. And she tells us how emotional all of this is for her. And, uh, Sutton's foot is getting,

well, he, by the way, I just wanna say that the guy's like, well, let me show you the grounds. We have a swimming pool, a a spa and we have pickleball courts You can tell because Teddy melon camp has been trying to scale the fence outside the property for three days in a row And we just have to keep spraying her down with the hose Anybody who plays pickleball that regularly will try and get you signed up to an MLM. I'm warning all of you right now Pickleball is basically an MLM of tennis.

Yes. So I'm doing a wild accusation. I have no idea. He just feels like it. So then Eric is like, this is emotional, but the transfer is not what I said at home. So maybe get out with these some of what I'm going through. Yeah, Erica, all those orphans and widows missing all their money. Well, you're in a fucking luxury hotel right now Be quiet like do you have any just be quiet? Okay, no time. You know every day is just been so terrible. I'm in a I mean as they say a terrible pickle And I just want to get my mind off of this terrible pickle great. Well, we got some pickleball courts

Oh I'm Teddy. Oh, God. Don't you dare call me a liar. I'm not a motherfucking liar. That's not me calling a liar. I'm gonna throw you off the pickleball fence. Oh, wow.

You really love showing that footage, don't you? So then we get some more of Sutton's storyline. My ankle hurts. Look, it looks like an elephant foot. And then Rinnen Kathy come in and Kathy's like, the driver's like, hi, did you have a nice drive? And she's like, goodness, I'm exhausted. Because oh, was it a rough drive?

She's, I'm just not used to driving, period. The California police patrol is like, yeah, we know. There's six cars that have been run off the road since you've been on the five. Don't worry, we will just um, unstick that toddler from the back of your bumper and get it taken care of, man. Thank you. Me,

it's like aerial footage of the five highway going south of like a 45 car pile up because there's a fan in the middle of the street in middle lane. Oh God, driving's real tough. So, um, so Kathy and Kyle get put into a presidential suite and she's like, oh, we're moving in. And Kyle says, when I'm traveling with my sister, there is no doubt I will be in the best suite in the best hotels. So like, yeah, she's like, I'll always be saying in the second best room, the best hotel unless Kim is here. Then I'm in the third best room, the best hotel, unless Kim is here,

then I'm in the third best room. Unless Kim and Chris Cardassia are over there, then I'm the fourth best. I would need more people, but that rank above me, but by the time I get to the end of this list, I'll be sleeping in the parking lot, so I'm just gonna call Kathy. The point is this, please don't let Paris and Nikki know where we are because I'm gonna be at the holiday in soon. Yeah, she's gonna be sleeping in the hot tub behind everyone else. So then they're like doing more stuff in the hotel room and Kathy is suddenly in this enormous straw hat. I don't know why she has it, where it came from, but it's bordering on some brero sauce. It is huge.

And Kyle is like, Kathy sudden had to go to the emergency room to get her leg X-rayed. I mean, I don't know why they didn't just ask me because as we all know, I was on ER. So I know a thing or two about broken bones, right? Am I right, anyone? Right, ER.

And this really does go to show Sutton's place within this group because nobody gives a shit. They're like, oh, right? Am I right anyone? Right? Yeah. And this really does go to show Sutton's place within this group because nobody gives a shit. They're like, oh, really? Wow. Okay. So what are we going to do later? Yeah. And then we do see a flashback of Sutton showing her foot to Kyle on FaceTime. And Kyle's like, let me see your foot. Wow. It's black and blue. Could it be broken? Sorry. That was just me reciting my dialogue for me. I just hope that your foot can show up because I really need your ankle to be honest with Erica. I need to be honest, the honest ankle. And so Kyle says I

wasn't looking forward to how awkward it was going to be between Erica and Sutton, but maybe some extra time in space wouldn't hurt them or her us. So the implication is that Kyle doesn't want awkward moments and this is a good thing. So naturally, Ronnie, Kyle won't do anything that might precipitate some awkward moments later, right? No, no! Totally open and honest, please keep it in the head.

Open and honest, resort and spa. Yes. So they go down to the beach for a pop up picnic. And just like a picnic. Right. Right. Isn't a pop up picnic? Like, I don't know.

Why do they keep calling it a pop up picnic? It was just a picnic. I don't know. Well, it's not really because you have all of the staff from the hotel, I guess, doing everything like their property. Just could you do me a favor? Could you just pop up when we get there? Just pop up.

I know it's cold. Just pop up. We're just calling it a pop up picnic. So yeah, today she's like, well, I'm newer to girl strips, but I'm no stranger to planning fun things. So I thought this will be great. A few seals on the beach, a picnic. I've hired a few orphans to stand on a cliff

so Erica can steal the change from their pockets and push them into the water so she feels at home. It's important everyone has fun. Pop up. Can you hear me picnic? So um, Kathy, they're now on the lobby and Kathy's like, are you ready for the pop up picnic? And then they all go down to the beach and Kyle starts treating the seagulls like Kim Richards and just starts chasing them around It's carrying them away. But of course the seagulls really don't care. I got I felt bad for Kyle That like they don't like seagulls just don't even care the seagulls turn away from Kyle Seagulls are like yeah, we were on ER too. We don't care. I know. They're like, oh god, guys. Third best is here. Let's go fishing.

And Rina basically arrives to the beach like she arrives everywhere. She's like, Oh! Killed! It's a beach! It's a beach! There's birds! There's birds at the beach! Ha ha ha! A cute hello beach. Hello water. Look at this sad. Oh my god. It is like by the way a dreary cold sad beach day.

Like this is the sort of day where they film World War Two movies. Like I remember a D day arriving in the show as a Normandy. It was grand cold and we all died. It's like this is like not, this is not a nice beach scene. So there's sea lions there. Yeah. And Rima's there to explain what's going on.

She's like, oh my God, it's sea lions. Ha ha, they're posing. Ha ha, on the beach. Ha ha, they're lions. But from the sea. Ha ha, I'm not the sea. I'm from the sea. I'm from the sea. I'm from the sea.

I'm from the sea. I'm from the sea. I'm from the sea. I'm from the sea. I'm from the sea. I'm from the sea. I'm from the sea. I'm from the sea. I'm from the sea. I was trying to lift up a sea lion like Simba. She's like in honor of Rob, in honor of Rob.

And Kyle says that the sea lions are posing like to read on Instagram. And then the sea lions just start to fuck. And Eric is like, are we witnessing some intimacy? Oh. Now, this is what expensive to be me would have looked like. Had I gone on the budget that I really could've afforded at that time. I don't know if you guys know about the sea lion, but it just tumbled off of Cliff five times because there's no one. Okay, Erica. So then cut that sun starts to call and Kyle goes, Sun's calling,

sorry, Erica. Ha! You're just gonna smooth Kyle. And Sun's like, well, it's official. I'm wrapped up and I have to have crutches for a while. No! Oh, God! Oh, no!

No! No! No! Not crutches. No! So they basically just hang up on her and to reach, like, No! No! No! Not crutches. No! So they basically just hang up on her. And to reach, like...

Eer cool! How'd you feel about being around to Eer cool? In America's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, let me clear something up, honey. All right? Being called a liar is not okay with me because I am not lying. And then we get a montage of Erica getting pissed off at people for calling her a liar.

And every single one of those times she was lying. Like, I will say every single, I will say at least two out of three. She was lying. They really do love showing that footage of when she just like barked at Teddy. And I was Teddy's first season when she was still more innocent

and not knowing what the heck she was doing. I was like, don't you dare call me a motherfucker liar because what the fuck am I not a motherfucker liar? Be call me a motherfucker liar, I'm gonna rip you up. I'm not a motherfucker liar, motherfucker, Teddy Malik, I'm gonna suck. I'm talking to Google Malink, I'm gonna make Ryan. I was like, who's a liar, Meg Ryan?

Because that's what that's not a real face. She's a lie face. She's a lie, but I'm not a liar. I'm not a motherfucker liar, I'm not a liar. Well, it's a quote. It my house we call it Megan line I don't I don't like dealing with sea lions because you can't read says button did she said the word liar and I was like well she said that she lied I know like she used the word did she use the actual word liar what was the word? Yeah, she said she's already proven she's lied and then she gave an example and our feels what was the example?

Oh, well she said the car accident was a lie. Kyle not trying to create further awkward moments between these two. Yeah, there goes Kyle. Well, her ankle's already busted. Why not get the other one with the bus? Yeah, and I think this is the funniest example that they're using of why her goes pissed off.

Because she could go after Sutton for so many things, Erica is pissed off because Sutton, you know, she could go after Sutton for so many things, but this was true what Sutton said. She said first, she said that he only had a broken ankle and then she said that he had a brain injury and that is an example of her not telling you the truth or her lying to you guys, which is true. But they make it like this huge thing. So then Erica's like, like oh and he was also unconscious for 12 hours but no one knows that. So then to read it's like but what about the head injury

because I know he got into a car accident but let's talk about the head injury. There's a car accident. Well it was technically a tractor accident. He was driving his golden tractor and he hit a landmine Which flew him off of a cliff and into a train where he stepped on Julia Roberts's toes. I'm sorry See what happened was he was riding the bicycle, but it only had one wheel because the first wheel fell off on a kind of the turtle That was the middle of the street. So there he was People thought it was a unicycle, but it was just a one wheel Box I really fell into a fruit stand a mango plopped onto his head He lost his memory. They didn't know who he was or where he was. He didn't know where it was either turns out

He was in Italy or at least he felt he was in Italy It was an olive garden and so they just poured a point of fennuccine into his face God took us 12 hours to find him, he was unconscious. Allegedly. But I'll tell you this much, will we find him? He smelled like a goddamn breadstick and I'd never stopped loving all of Godin' sins. Thank you, ladies. Thank you for coming. Did you really think of like chicken scampy, not just shrimp scampy?

Things I learned in all of Godin'. Right! And he was unconscious for 12 hours, you say, allegedly, allegedly. Yeah, and Karla's like, of course, only the us, not the Eric God. She's calling it a was. So she's like, allegedly, what does that mean? You're the one you told us this information.

So why are you saying allegedly? And Drico's, gee, he told you he was, and well, yeah. And so Kyle goes, see, I feel like this is what happens when you're married to a lawyer for 20 years, and this doesn't really elaborate on that. But Eric, who goes, well, here's the thing, what's going to happen. He was going to have surgery on his uncle, to pin it. And I said, no, I don't want him go under anestia because after you have that a little bit you shouldn't be under an athesia and so I said don't do anything to his ankle because he's had a

brain transplant and they put a jar of peanut butter in there instead and at any moment it's gonna explode so be careful. Wait wait wait wait wait go back to the ankle yeah well he was supposed to have surgery on his ankle, but his brain was in there, so they didn't want to risk it. So he's been limping around on his brain, which is a lot. You know, I don't, I just, look, he can't go under anesthetized with his TBIHA. And Dirkus, his tapetha, his coffee,

what you're talking about now, his dramatic brain in his ankle. All right, come on, Doreen. He was knocked down, especially at that age. Cheetah Rivera came to see me in Chicago, tripped off the stairs and almost died from drowning in a road mucus. I put a pillow over her mouth and nose holes and said, God, tell us the light, Cheetah.

Tell me dragged me off of her. I just hate seeing legends and pain. She had a real bad CRB. What's that? A cheater of their brain injury was terrible. Well, I think the Erika is stealing the truth. It's just not all the information. That's what makes it sometimes a debutable. Well, I think everyone can fuck off. I find out the truth, and I don't care what anyone else says.

I was there, except I wasn't there, because you know, I was, got the call that he crashed his car, but I was there after was when he was there. But then he went to the hospitals, then I got a call from the hospital. But I was there. I was somewhere. I was, I was at a place, and wherever that place was, I was there. Wherever you go, that's where you'll be. And that's where I wasn't. But I would be there if I could have been there.

And also, this is happening in real time and there was a competency hearing today that I'm not part of. I just wanna know that. At the doctor? No. In the court, Kyle, Jesus Christ. The tennis court? No. The pickleball court?

No. No. So Kyle's like, well, you're telling us, of course, I don't know Tom well, but he was always just so charismatic and entertaining. And then we see a story where Tom's like, at one time, I was in a movie, and I met John Wayne, and he was standing on a roof, and I said, hot, John, and he got shot, and he fell off the roof. And I said, yeah, it was a real banger, John.

Whatever that story was from last year. I went to high school with Pat Wayne and we were drinking beers the one in the morning and then in walk John Wayne and said, what the hell's going on? Ah, that was the story. So, I was like, and now that we're finding out that he's not really competent, I'm just confused. And competent people are generally entertaining, except for my sisters. They do have a charm about them. I'll give them that. Eureka, you said hard for you to hear that he's incompetent. Is it

sad to hear that if you had a test, he wouldn't even get an A or a B. He might get a D or an F or a G to the half G. Does it hurt you knowing he's in continent? I love PK, but the first time he poops the sheets, he's out of 5000. Well, remember something. After this accident, I was the first person to raise my hand and say, oh, we have a problem here and he blew me off. And doctors, everybody, I've been living with this for years Not that you guys knew about it because I told everyone that everything was great

But I'm not a liar, but I've been living with this for years There's a lot of shit being said and I'm not gonna be called alive Even when I'm clearly lying over and over and just did for the past 10 minutes. I'm not apologizing I don't care if she thinks I was threatening her. She shouldn't be threatened. And the music is so scared, it doesn't give the normal. room. I'm just going through empty hallway, after empty hallway. And, and to car, I was like, isn't this how most horror movies start? It's a beautiful hotel.

But if I see two little twins staring at me, I'm out of here because the black people are always the first ones killed. Oh, and I just made me think imagining like Kathy Hilton in the shining. And how she'd be just like totally impervious to whatever's going on in that hotel. Like Jack Nicholson's running around with an axe and she's like, oh well, I'm glad he

found a tool. I'm glad he can entertain himself. Is there a fan around here? Any other ghosts have a fan? Or it just goes to show you how things can be scary if you just put the right music over it. Because if you put scary music over most of Kathy's diary room sessions, they would be like horror movies. Like, well, I'll tell you what's going to happen if you

mess with me. And then she just stares at the camera blinking. And the music's like, Kyle's like, Kyle's like, oh my god, I love the shining. Seeing those twins, it reminds me of like me standing next to my niece, Paraselton, am I right? Everyone just looks so much alike. We love standing in hallways. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm writing them. Cafe Scary Movie. Okay, so Carcel is like, thanks.

This looks like a great trip. Thanks for having me in this gigantic, empty, terrifying hotel with extremely long hallways. Thanks. Yeah. So, um, meanwhile, then sudden shows up at Garcell's tour in a wheelchair. And, uh, she basically, she can't put any weight on her foot and everything. And she's like, they did a great job in the ER. My doctor said, I don't have to take a break.

I'm sorry, my doctor said I don't have a break. Of course, I'm not taking a break because I barely even work. Let's be honest. I just have a terrible, terrible spring. And I have to say all. You know what's funny. Here I am in San Diego. God knows what this town even is. And I'm in the ER. And I'm given both ankle surgery and brain surgery. Now, if they could do it here, they can do it anywhere. I'm not calling anyone a liar. They can play detective on their own right now. I'm just saying. So Garth says, well, what's going on with you in Erica? And Sun says, well, Chris still had told me

that Erica had told her that the door is closed, which I didn't appreciate, because my ankle was still in that door. So I think we all know where these bruises came from in my right. Matt, do I knock on that door door or is she gonna come with a gun because she thinks I'm repotting something? Grystal's like, girl, I don't know if I want to knock on her door.

She goes, yep, you know, I don't want to knock on her door. And don't ring the door. Don't, sorry. I'm gonna go ahead. And don't ring the doorbell either because unfortunately Mikey Minden installed that one. Yes, queen. Do you that one. Yes, Quinn! Do not know me!

Yes, Quinn! About for the ringtone. Yes, yes, yes! Yes, yes! Yes, yes! Sorry, I totally talked to him really. Oh, hey, it's what we do. Okay, welcome, welcome to every moment of our lives together.

I had a really urgent Mikey Minden doorbell joke. I had to make You only talking over me because I was talking go for you. See you see My daughter paper mache each other's thoughts. Oh, that's a really lovely way to I love that It's me. I love that metaphor because it's also involves crafting yeah exactly So then since I could like, good Lord, why am I trying to heart? I know I'm a good person. And then we see a clip that was only showed

in the cut scenes, what, you know, how they have the unseen footage episodes that we usually don't watch, but I saw that this one was going right on the internet. And basically, set in a saying, you know, my attorney told me that when all of your stuff is frozen, you don't have any money at all.

So I offered Erica some money. So she apparently offered Erica alone or something. And so she's like, but she threatened me. And I was framed ankle. Someone else plays CSI. By the way, did you see the new CSI commercials? No, because I was too busy watching the commercials for VFBI's,

which I got to know it at like, don't pluralize your FBI franchises. I'm not, I do not cosine the FBI's. Oh gosh, is that what it is? They have multiple shows called FBI. Well, because they have FBI, which I think, Ronnie, didn't we have a bonus episode where we talked about the cast of FBI once? I feel like we did that.

So we really did. Like every time I see the, like that show, I think of the time that we, for some reason we did a cast breakdown on FBI. Why do we do like a random CBS procedural to do a cast breakdown on the, it's on the bonus episode somewhere. But there's like FBI,

and then there's like FBI international and so they so now CBS is like Tuesday night. The FBI is oh geez. Okay. Well, they have a new CSI coming out and it's the original cast. It's part of the original cast. It's the older guy not to be absent. Yeah, William Peterson and he's married now to the younger woman, whatever her name was.

Here's my point. Where the fuck is Mark Helenberger? Do you really think you're gonna serve me as CSI Las Vegas without Mark Helenberger? Get the fuck out of here. I don't even want to see a commercial again. How dare you? Well, I hope that means that Marga's gonna be coming on to Real Housewives next season because she would be a wonderful addition. She would just shine flashlights at people's eyes the entire time. And just like she would just like queue us up for commercial with something like, I don't know what's going on with, I don't know if the door is closed, but there's definitely blood on it. And then we just go to commercial.

She'd also be the perfect person to go check on Tom because she's always got that flashlight in your eyes. By the way, so I'd love when Sun says, like she says, you know, Erica threatened me and what you just said, she goes, I have a sprained ankle, I have my own situation, someone else can play detective.

I, I think we're all team-sundin' on this. We've all been on team-sundin', but it is hilarious. No matter what way you cut it, Erica is facing or dealing with very scary charges from like, I don't know if they're federal or state, whatever it is, the serious criminal charges and a divorce and all this mess or a civil,

whatever it is, and Sun is like, I have a springdankal, okay. I'm going through things, excuse me. I have my own situation, I have a springdankal. And then she's doing that, like like and I offered her money on camera so that I could say right now in this scene. I offered her money So then Grasel's like I would just advise you lay low. Well, what other choice do I have? Okay, I'm in a wheelchair I'm in crutches and just from afar you hear the one go they hear the word crutches go

So now everybody's getting ready for dinner and Erica still has a glam well, I guess it's like a glam squad of one She's still got her glam squad, but she's not really having fun with it. She's like Thank you for my 60s inspired moment. And Kathy is like, Kyle, Kyle, do you know how to open the wine? Kyle, Kyle, and Kyle, you know, Kyle loves doing this. Oh, God, she doesn't know how to do anything, but she's like really happy to do things for Kathy, which is why Kyle is entertaining this season because Kyle does not work as the alpha, you know, but now that she can be betaed to Kathy, she's sort of like in her zone.

So Garsell, we then see Garsell pushing Sun to dinner and they get to an elevator or something and Garsell is like, why'd load? I mean, the chair, not you. So they all start gathering at dinner and run as like Hiu! Which is a mice variation. And they, Eric is there in this white dress with like feathers or fluff or something. Some crazy dress. And so, it's like, I'm okay everybody.

I have a bi-literal sprain. So I would like everybody to support my queer uncle. Thank you. I have a T-A-I traumatic ankle injury. Maybe Erica, are you familiar with that term? Is your brain in your ankle? Then I don't wanna hear about it, why do you want it? And something's like talking to Erica,

is like talking to a snowman. And I just afraid. I'm going to frostbath She's had better lines. I'll be honest. She's had better She's like, I don't know. I don't know what else to say. Do we have any snowman material? I don't know. What can we use here? So me while Kathy and and Kyle are still Getting getting ready and Kathy is like okay I'm ready I'm ready Kathy you have a roller in your hair so they're going and all the ladies like oh my god Kathy and Kyle aren't here what do we do without Kathy and Kyle

what do we do what do we do oh my god where are they some bullshit cool them I'll call them I'll call them I'll call them I'll call I'll call I'll call I'll call no one's answering no one's answering. No one's answering. Jesus calm down. We're drinking without. Yeah, you've got nowhere else to be. Kyle. Do you have any hair polish? Cause like hair polish? What's that? And so then Kyle is refusing to answer Rina's call because she knows that they're just gonna yell at her. She's like, oh my god, this is so embarrassing. Oh my god, and I forgot my mask. This is so embarrassing. This is so embarrassing. They're just calling for an answer. So they've, and Kathy goes,

what do you care? And she's like, because they called. And she's like, who, Lisa Rino, what is she, your boss? What is the boss anyway? I'm not really sure I understand that concept, but working under someone. I just watched that Kelsey grammar show because I know it makes Camille upset.

So Kyle and Kathy finally arrive at dinner and Brynn is like, hi! Everything okay? Yeah. Is everything okay? We were here. And you guys weren't here.

Are you okay? Are you okay? Kathy, you all said... Yeah, and they all gather around the table and Garcell sets up Sutton and sounds like Garsell I am impressed with your mothering skills. She's like well, I just want a Birken bag Garsell knows the right person to butter up to And you notice the road so sorry, would you say?

Accidentally scrolled up. Oh, well hit the wrong part of your page. Yeah. I'm like, wait a second. Seals. What are they doing with seals? Seals on the show now? So, and then, so, Captain College of Enderikos, Coil, were you in glam? Coil's like, no, I wasn't. So, then they all order shlancy bass, or is this known, formally, as Patagonian toothbrush or is in Erika calls it? is known, formerly as Patagonian Toothfish.

And... Or as in Erika calls it. The baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa If you want some bread, why don't you have a piece of bread and calm down a little? I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist. And we get the old clip of Kim being like, why you have a piece of bread and calm down a little bit? Are you talking about my husband? Yep. And Kyle says, so how is everyone tonight? And he's like, I'm relaxed. And Garasal says, I'm happy.

And he goes, I'm fearful. Yeah, and everybody just ignores it. Next and Garasel says, I'm happy and Eric goes, I'm fearful. Yeah, and everybody just ignores it. Just ignores like the light used to it's point. Matthew just goes, I'm anxious. Yeah. I'll trump your anxious. I'll trump your fearful with an anxious, which technically doesn't trump it, but I'm richer than you.

So it does. I can still feel there's some lingering issues going on. So she's coming on and like doing Kyle stirring, which I really like because she's ready to just push Kyle right the fuck off the abyss on the show. Yeah. She's like, am I rude to say that? To say that, oh, I'm also anxious because I actually don't know who that lady was who gave me my pocketbook. Do you know who that lady was? Anyway, so suddenly goes, well, yes, I mean, there's this thing and she gestures between her and Erica. I just, you know, I did call a meeting, if you will, without Erica, also, if you will, because I was in a nervous place

if you will, will. And I'm not going to apologize for it because I was only asking question and you really did hurt my feelings, Erica. and you were scary that night at Kathy's dinner when I said you were a liar. Did I call you a liar? I didn't call you a liar. Did you call me a liar? I didn't say Erica is a liar. I just said you lied, and you have a liar's aura about you and everything about you is a lie.

And if you had to choose between standing and sitting, you would choose to lie down. You even have an assistant named Laya. All right, you're as big of a liar as they come. It's like, did she call me a liar? We had a ditchy. And really, it's just like knobs and winks. Like, yep, sure did.

And I can say that now, because Captain Kyle are finally here. And then we see three weeks earlier, I can say that now because Captain Kyle are finally here. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And Erica tells her I don't care that you think I'm scary and she goes I know you don't care Well, I don't I'm just telling you how I felt right and I don't care Why are you speaking to me? I have nothing to say to you zero Zara zip nada. I don't give a fuck. I'm saying okay, Erica now. You're just doing your lyrics, which is amazing Congrats. You actually finally learned them. That's great Okay lyrics which is amazing, congrats you actually finally learned them, that's great. Okay, my name is Mark O'Patham, I buy it with no trial. Well, I'll never forget those lyrics, that shit's hilarious to me.

If anybody wants a good giggle, go read the lyrics of Expensive To Be Me, that shit is gold. Okay, so Sutton goes, okay, Miss Small Tan, just out Small Tan, that to you, honey. Small Mondead, girl, you, girl what? You call me Small Mondead, if that makes you feel better to put me down, I'm not putting you down, you call me a liar. Yeah, this is like kindergarten fighting, right? You are.

You are liar, you are liar, you're small tan, you're small tan. And Eric is like, I'm not giving this small energy because it doesn't need it. This is dumb. Which I agree, I'm kind of sick of this. We need something new. Give us something to finish the season out with people, okay?

I love it, I love this fighting. I'm really into it because it's like, actually no one in the history of like this show has actually stood up to Erica about things like this. We had to read a little bit her first season, but generally speaking, Erica just says things. And they all are like, okay, cool. And I like that.

I like getting, having said, he's like, he's like someone not scared. Yeah, I mean, sudden sort of is a little scared, but I like that she's still, isn't scared off. She's scared, but not scared off. So Erica is like, well, this is dumb and Kathy goes, well, can we be a little more forgiving, you know, anything?

No. And, she goes, this is supposed to be fixing things, you know, like before when I told you, Erica, all the things Sutton was saying about you and how she called you a liar, it's trying to be fixing things. And then we just made you talk about it right now again. And so, Tarekus, where?

Erika was honest today. For her, the duel is closed. Da, she's dealing with a lot. And for her, this is crossing the Jordan. Now there's a show they should remake with Mark Hellenberg. Well there's a lot of cross-nove lines, this is like a terrible cast of ghost busters if you ask me. Well I don't even know what that means but I think she crossed the line. I'm trying to figure out why I'm being made out to be the bad guy.

Well I would love to finish because Sutton if you would let me finish. I'm trying to argue, dare you. I'm trying to be nice here. And Gus, her, Garcell's like, well, everybody is coming after her. You know everyone's saying, tell the truth, tell the truth, tell the truth, tell the truth. It's not an attack on Sutton. And Pate, you're accused me of attacking. God, now Dorees had like her warm-up comics come out. So now he's ready to pass.

She's ready for her monologue on her basic able show. So Garcell's like, well like Kathy's house, it just felt like it was skewed towards Sutton and we get a flashback of Kyle yelling at Sutton, you're not being honest! So Doree goes, Garcell, you've been in this group long enough, you should know it's an attempt to help it, do you understand? You can pretend it's not the case, but it actually is. She's like so fucking condescending to Garsell in that moment. It's so weird. See, and whenever she does that, she over-englishes her words.

She's like, you should understand. Ta-ta. That's it's an attempt to an helper. Do you understand ta-ta? It's like Erica saying anesthesia. Esthesia. And she's like, okay, so by you saying, tell the truth, tell the truth, tell the truth,

tell the truth, tell the truth. That's supposed to help her in the wrong, long run. Yes! Okay, got it. So then Garcelle is like, how, she tells us, like, how is this helping her? Pushing someone is helping someone. This is exactly what happened with Denise.

And we see them like putting, like just like really pushing Denise to the point where she lives the show. Right. So then to read psych... Well I'm getting to her to be honest about what she just see! Gotcha. I mean, Gaussail! When we read Kyle's Christmas party, and he was sitting next to me, and he turned to me and he said, That's not what you said the other night is it. That's not what you said the other night is ah! And Kathy's like, wow, you're still carrying that torch, I thought that was over. But I'm just making a putt, because when Garcela does it, it's okay! Oh, Dary, come on.

So then Kathy says, It's too much back and forth, and what is it? It's the camel with the toe, the camel toe, the back of the camel, straw, and a camel toe, and a straw, a camel, camel, sand, camel, straw, straw, can't... Like, straw that breaks the camel's back. Yes! Oh! That's hilarious. What a funny expression you just made up.

Well, I think it's her feelings with you and Derby. It's just her feelings. And Garsell's like yeah, well, I thought you got over it. Well, I did too, but apparently not. Well, I did too, but it raised it so clear and I think sometimes we have conversations and you know how I feel, Gassel. To me, I feel like friends should be up front and honest and transparent. Girl, Saga is great. That's how you create real friendships. Great.

And then Rinna decides that she wants to be kind of sending also, so she goes, Gassel, let me ask you a real question. You have shared that you don't feel comfortable in this group. Well I said I don't feel accepted. Well, do you like the women at this table? Absolutely, some more than others. Well, if you want to be included, you have to make an effort to be a friend. And so then, Rena tells us, first of all, all of this is so stupid.

She has been honest about everything. She has been literally up front and honest, and you keep going after her. Why does she have to say it again and again? You fucking talk too much, and you were lying to Erica's face by omitting all the stuff you were saying about her at that dinner. She said it all to your face. You're literally mad about stuff that she has said to your face. I don't understand this.

Well, and then Rinna over here trying to make a big fucking storyline out of Harry's sauce. What you know is fucking bland and tasteless. I'm sorry. You know, he's just like his fresh tomatoes that came out of my garden that I heated up in a bellgar. Okay. So, give me a fucking break.

So she didn't have to fight about what a terrible friend she was to Denise. This is just all. Yeah. And everyone goes, you know, we've made an effort to make Garth'self feel accepted. We had a birthday party for her. Friendship is a two way street. Garth's else didn't even know about Kyle's birthday. And then we see a flashback, this random scene of Rina going,

it's Kyle's birthday, and Kerksel goes, I didn't know that, Rina goes, yeah, wow, yeah, wow. So now, Garsell has to know about Kyle's birthday when Kyle can't remember literally anything about any of her friends. How about the Nanny K, flashback? Who's Nanny K?

Also, Garsell doesn't follow Kyle on social media and that's literally the only way to know anybody's birthday, right? In 2021. Also throwing a birthday party for someone is like, that's very nice, but that's like, that's a way to be like, yeah, see, I'm being a good friend, I'm just gonna throw a party and then that'll take care of that. And like I think what Garsell is looking for is something deeper, like everyday actions, as she mentions, that like, they don't seem to ever console her about any, like if there's ever drama,

they run to everyone else's side, but never to Garsell's side. Right, and so, we're in this like, I mean, Garsell, for you to say all of us women are coming after you to say that to the press, that's not cool And she's yeah, okay. Well who here feels like I don't like them. Just raise your hand and Kathy goes I feel like you like me. I feel like everybody likes me. I ask myself that

I wonder if there's a correlation of me owning many many hotels and people liking me So when I go's Garsell I know, you need to be more straight up. And she goes, like, come on, give me a fucking break. Get out of here. No, I'm not, I'm not, Garsell. Uh, hmm, I'm doing this because this is what psychotherapists do on TV. Hmm, hmm, you need to be straight up with her. Be straight up because you can

be hashtag shady Sundays on Bravo. Okay. And Garth sounds like, well listen, we can all be shady. So Garth's out. Garth's out. Just be honest. Be honest. How do you feel Garth out? Garth out. I'm going to whisper. How do you feel right now? Garth out. The only way you can get out of this is if we beat you down until you're a crying mess and then we know we've won. Okay, so you can either give in to it or pull into these. What do you want to do? So car cells like, well, when I was having that conversation with her, did anyone come

up and say, how, hey, how are you doing? But car cell, I was confronting you about something you were saying doing to me. And so then, Garsell's like, but that, how I feel doesn't negate how you feel. But when you were saying those things, no one spoke up and said it made me feel like I was, no one spoke up and it made me feel like I was in an island by myself already being the only black person to screw.

But that's not about race, not by by race but if you guys ever thought that maybe it's a little odd for me and they're like uh... uh... thinking about it right now they never thought about it and you think about it right now yeah I'm thinking about it while I wait for my potato leak soup does that count

and Carl's like well I have but I haven't verbalized it I mean mean, which I've thought about, you know, every time my tongue hits the side of my mouth, I'm thinking about it. So that's good. Look, I'm thinking about it right now. Look, I'm thinking about it again. This feels like, well, I'm just sorry. I just want to point out Kyle saying I have thought about it, but I don't verbalize it as also while also championing be open and honest you can't hold things back you should say things and she's also saying I thought about it but I haven't verbalized it. Right so she's like well how am I supposed to know if you don't verbalize it? I mean just because I seem strong doesn't mean that I'm not human and I don't have feelings

and I don't worry about fitting in. And so she cries, which is giving them exactly what they want. That's right. So this one, we may have her cry. All right, I can call you to lunch now. We made you cry. You're probably a moe. You're probably a bitch. If you prick me, do I not bleed?

If I drive off the side of a mountain in Pasadena during the snow, do I not break my ankle? Ask, answer me that. Is your brother in your ankle? All right, you've got me being on that one, but otherwise, I still feel things. Yes, well, she's like, you know, have you ever walked into a room and felt like you're the only one who's different and Kathy's like, Yes, because generally I'm the richest one, which does differentiate me. Garsell's like, well try your whole life. Hmm. I can't imagine what it was like to be born rich. Another you'd think about it.

That's pretty amazing. I'm so happy for my lovers. So they're like, oh, Garsell and we're in a second. I'm clutch happy for those. So they're like, oh, Garcell, and we're gonna say, I'm clutching my heart. Oh, Garcell, I'm so glad Garcell. You opened up Garcell. I would like to thank Garcell for opening up her heart. And then Kyle's like, by letting your guard down

and being vulnerable, you allow our relationship to go to the next level. So here they are praising Gar being vulnerable, you allow our relationship to go to the next level. So here they are praising Garcell because they had an issue with Garcell because she had walls up, she was guarded, she wasn't really letting them know what was going on inside of her. And it was important and it was on Garcell, it was imperative that she lowered these guards because they would not be able to be friends with her

unless she was very open and honest and emotionally available and let them into her life. And they made this such a big thing that they've had multiple confrontations with her at dinner tables about it, putting her on the hot seat. And yet, I don't know, call me crazy. I never saw any of this applied to Erica over the past six years. Erica, who has been the most guarded, the most, you know, with

held. And as we are finding out, like not being totally truthful, you know, like things are going on in her life. And she has been literally the opposite of open and honest. And yet here they are jumping on this open and honest bandwagon to try to like essentially beat Garsell down. And but with Erica. Well, they got the bid. Well, they did use it on Erica, right? Because remember last year when they went

to that pouring-ass vacation, the worst vacation they ever took when they went to that castle, somewhere Kyle got them a castle. And then Kyle and Teddy were on Erica because Erica was in a bad mood the whole time And she wasn't being open with her feelings or what so that kind of got on her and so now that's why Erica I think well also she's building a defense but this year she's like

Look at my holding my side. This isn't crying about something. I think they even broke Erica at some point Yeah, I just feel like it's a double standard. And I just, this is actually not even Erica's. This is an Erica's fault. This is just like the group think of this group. I just feel like, well, I mean, I'll do enough. I think it was good that Garsell had this moment. I think it was good that she let them in because that is good for friendship.

I just don't understand why they just, they don't, this has never applied with the same tenacity towards Erica and it never has been. And now that Erica has proven to have not been upfront about a lot of things going on in her life. And this is taking away from all the lawsuit about whether she's guilty, whether she's complicit, the point is they were shit going on. And now she's saying that they were shit going on. And we're not getting the bee open bee honest monologue about Erica at all and the only they're just in fact that's being turned around and used against sudden who's the only one who seems to be like why weren't you

open and honest with us you know they seem to be more well that's what's funny they're coming after they're coming after settling carcel both for the whole bee open and be honest thing when they are the ones being open and honest Like Garsell has said this stuff to them before in different ways and in different groupings And they just fucking ignore her every time and Sutton is being open She's calling a lot Eric a liar right to her face. They're still like be open These ladies are crazy. They just wanted to make someone cry and they did it So now they're gonna be nice to her

for about five more minutes. Exactly. So now they wrap up their dinner and they're like, what time is it 11, 30? We need to go to bed. And Kathy's like, but I got a giant S suite for us to hang out with. Why is it like, why this is ridiculous?

Why doesn't anyone want to have coffee and tea? And I will say this, I will go on the record record Kathy, I'm gonna speak for you Ronnie. We will always have coffee and tea with you after dinner in your suite, so Yeah, we always stay in ourself. We're like we're going to bad. We always pretty much stay up. So Kathy Yeah, she's like what a bunch of lamos, which is true. So then the next morning Yeah, she's like, what a bunch of Lemos, which is true. So then the next morning, Cassie, basically they're all just getting up and getting ready for the day. And Cassie, because we gotta be careful, Kyle.

Kyle be very careful in here, and then drop silverware on the table. Yeah, because I think that Kyle maybe had a drink on the bear table, and she's like, you have to be careful, and she just picks up all these napkins and all the silverware just tumbles out of them, and she doesn picks up all these napkins and all the all the so we're just tumbles out of them and she doesn't even care So then Garsell goes to pick up set and then they're just basically talking about the sound bath

So they go do this sound bath thing and Kathy tells us all sort of baby shower for Kim Kardashian and she did a sound bath and it was so relaxing and spiritual I think it's just gonna be cleansing for everybody. Yeah, so they all do the sound bath, except for Erica. Erica doesn't come to the sound bath and there's all these like, boom, boom, boom, boom, sounds. And then, Rin is like, this is one of those things where you think something's going to happen. And then another happens. I'm like, yeah, it's called the last two seasons of the show. Yeah, no kidding. I'm Kathy Falsal's sleep, so they're all cracking up.

And then it's time to go wine tasting, but Kyle and Rinner are like, oh my god, what about Erica? Oh my god, where's Erica? Something happened with Tom. I read it in page 6. Oh my god, it's huge. The brother's gonna be in charge of conservatorship. I read it.

He's gonna go to a facility. For people to mention, it's huge. The brother's gonna be in charge of conservatorship. I read it. He's gonna go to a facility for people to mention. It's on pay six. Yeah. So then Kyle and Renegade Erica's sweet. And Erica's like, oh, thank you. I wanted to have you all of us. So let's sit down and talk about it. Because look, I'm being open and honest.

So they start talking about the article and she says, you know, there was a piece in that article, a piece in that hearing that really bothered me. Tom's brother requested the court to give him a thought it to place him in a facility that treats Neurocognitive disorders such as dementia Yeah, and she's like girl I'm ready to have a nervous breakdown because regardless of what's going on legally This is someone I was married to for 20 years. And I do this before dinner, so I sat with this the whole night, last night. It's like, okay, you know, now it's like now you're gonna get pity

because Sutton was coming after you while you were going through all of this stuff. And Kyle. And Kyle and Kathy were the ones who sent Sutton after you in the first place. You're crying to the wrong people. And then Kyle, Kyle always knows how to make a situation one, Kathy, were the ones who sent a sudden after you in the first place. You're crying to the wrong people. And then Kyle, Kyle always knows how to make a situation better, goes, wow, last time you saw him,

you dropped him off at the office and now he's being put into a home. Wow, do you agree with that? Thanks, Kyle, for loving that in. You know, drop him off at the office, I let him out of the car and Edville drops on his head and he was met at Vact Australia for a lung implant. I remember Kyle.

I remember. Oh, you left out that part. I did. It was the same day. He got a tongue contract mode of putting his testicles so they could travel across the floor without catching on the rug. Surely, surely I don't do that. No.

So do you agree that he should be in a mental home? And she talks about how no she doesn't because I think I'm nursing home. I think she calls it a mental home. I'll call it a mental home Because it's like a specific kind for mental. I don't know. We'll say nursing home. Yeah, because mental home sounds crazy We're gonna sound very retrograde home sounds crazy. We're gonna be ourselves sound very retrograde. So yeah, but she, yeah, she's asking about this and Erica started talking about how her grandmother was put into a home because she had dementia and she basically watched her grandmother die and watched the whole process

and that was like very sad and very tough. And Tom, in fact, in a weird irony of life, Tom paid for Erica's grandmother's home that she was in, and she, Erica doesn't think that Tom needs to be in a home cheap, but, you know, so, but, because she feels like Tom is gonna sit there and just rot because no one's gonna visit, because, well, that's man's family, it feels like he, like, feels like he's of no use to him, like the brother is not, like the family is as a band and him

and best issues like. Oh really? It doesn't sound anything like you who just fucking abandoned him. The second you found out you were in trouble. You're like, bye. You're in trouble. See you sucka. And now she's like, how could people,

the minute the money runs out there out of there? It sounds familiar lady. So, um, it's tragic all the way around and I told you guys about the burglarie. I don't know more than that he just got out of surgery and was like, yeah, they could have shot him. That's burglar, it's could have shot him. They could have shot him, stabbed him, killed him, put him in the sling and like traffic cones down in him like it was a school zone. We just don't know. We are lucky enough he got out of there alive, but the good news is that raccoons don't know how to use guns

because those are raccoon berthas. I don't know if I told you about this bunch of raccoons went in there and sold it and sold on the black market. It's amazing how smart those animals are, but not smart enough to use a gun. Thank God. So, uh, she's like, Well, I made, I may have left him, but I haven't divorced myself from being a human being. I can't be married to the man, but I certainly don't want him discarded, even though I left in the middle of the night, the second the money brand dried, never looked back. You want to know who your friends are?

Get old. Go broke. And your wife too, one of your wife is? Get old, go broke. And your wife too, wanna know who your wife is? Get old and go broke. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if I'm not saying that she's just in the past.

But I'm not either. And I'm not saying it's great that he supposedly has mental decline either, but fuck Tom, okay? Yeah, fuck Tom. So next up, it looks kind of like filler, I guess, I guess we're getting towards the end here. So next time it's just hot air balloons, trolleys and wineries.

Oh, I thought you meant it was something to do with one of their lips. So filler, get it? Little filler joke, guys. Thank you all for. Well guys, we hope you take the next few days off to rest. To Lin. To Lynn. To Lynn.

To Lynn. To Lynn. To Lynn. I don't have any answer to that. I don't have it. This is the end. I already, I already told you. I already told you.

My brain's already, I already said the dollar shots, the dollar shots. The door is shut on that one. All right, everybody. Well, thank you so much for being here. Come to take a seat on a Spotify green room on Monday nights at 7 p.m. Pacific 10 p.m. Eastern have a great few days off Go listen to the real housewives of New York reunion we did and we will talk to you next time

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