Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Denise Has Left The Building

Episode Date: September 17, 2020

Denise Richards goes out in a blaze of glory on Part 3 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion. Clutching a script, some shoes, and a selection of fine pens, Denise became the first Bravo cast member to spend her reunion fielding questions while also memorizing lines. Now that's she off to The Bold and The Beautiful full time, she leaves behind Lisa Rinna with useless text message printouts and Kyle Richards, who implored everyone to be OPEN and HONEST ad nauseam. What did you think about the season? Whose team were you on?Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Oh, damn hi Now guys we have to make this podcast quick because I do have to wake up tomorrow for the bold and the beautiful and I have about 43 pages of dialogue to learn so we've only got about five minutes tops. Oh angry. So angry Ben Hold on I got to get a snack before I go any further Guys this is a crap is on demand episode so you don't have to just listen to us. You can also watch us. Ronnie is in the most adorable yellow t-shirt. I'm just like, cavelling, looking at you.

I'm like, Ronnie, so adorable. I go to patreon.com slash watch or crap and this has been, this is like a huge week for us. We're on watch what happens live with our fellow podcasters, Amy Phillips, and Ira Madison, and Danny Paligrino. So check out that episode, especially if you're listening to this after the fact, go check it out. And that's, I mean, that's, that's basically the biggest. Yeah, we're on TV. So we've got, let's just go take it after. I'm like, I got a croissant. I don't

know the other big updates, but that's the big thing. Super, super fun. That was really amazing. And it was really cool to be there with like our actual friends, you know? Yeah. Yeah, that's fine. People don't realize that maybe or maybe don't realize that Amy, Danny, Iroh, we all know each other. We all, we all like we all. We all went to Countess and Friends together. And so it's so cool to have a cool moment like that, a cool Bravo fan moment on TV, on Watch What Happens Live, with also your friends. So really, definitely a highlight, I think, for us.

Very cool. And it's also the end of an era because who knows? This show will never be the same without Denise Ritchard. Denise Ritchard. Left the show. She's out of there. I don't know if she was fired or if she'd just quit. But man, if I had a four year contract for $4 million,

I hope that shit was pay or play, because that is not good to be walking away from two million dollars if that's the case. I mean, you can say I've made out with whoever. I did lingas, whatever you call it on, whoever you want to. If you're giving me an air lingas, she's doing an air lingas.

The air lingas is what I just did. This made air quotes because we're on crap and it's on demand. If you guys wanna see some air quotes, lingas, air quotes, we're on crap and on demand if you guys want to see some air quote Yeah, you know the thing is I remember a few weeks ago Garcell saying something or a rumor that if Denise leaves Garcell will leave or Garcell is basically gonna stay or leave depending on what Denise does So I wonder if Garcell is gonna follow suit as well Well people didn't people are making too big of a deal out of that because what she said was, she said, I saw it to meet, or one of them said, I saw her,

and I was like, well, I don't wanna go back. If you don't wanna go back, yeah, well, I don't wanna go back if you don't wanna go back. It wasn't like, I will not go back if she's not here. It wasn't that. And so now people are like, or ourselves going, you know, going back on her word, does some calm down, everybody, all right?

Calm down. Calm down. Yeah, some calm down everybody. All right, calm down. Calm down. Yeah, so that was huge. So anyway, we are talking about this reunion episode. I guess before we start that, just a reminder that you can buy your masks at crappensmerch.com because masks are really, really important. Don't listen to some of your favorite reality stars

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The part three of the reunion. So the thing opens up. Oh, so I guess last week the big cliffhanger was this thing where Andy was asking Brandy about, I'm not Brandy Denise, about the worst thing that she said about Teddy. she's like well, you know The you know, it's what I said to her face, you know, she's a shits, sir And Teddy's like um actually like what you said you said like way worse things

To Brandy about me than what you said on the air and she's like well, how did you find that? Who's going to do brand me alright? Who the fuck even is that?, well, how did you find that? Who are you? Brand me, all right? Who the fuck even is that? I don't even know what you're talking about, all right? I was like, no, it's you. Yeah, no. They wrote the clip of her again, me like, let me tell you something. I said way worse things about Teddy to Brandy.

They didn't even air that, so there you go. But that whole interview, whenever they cut back to that interview with Denise She just looks a wasted lots of them where she's just leaning on the back of her chair that time It's like I said way worse shit about that bitch and they even fucking said So I don't fucking go where they're fucking coming from I know and you know by the way this episode of the reunion was the first time I really Took in Denise's surroundings. I think we probably mentioned it.

I think you brought it up maybe last week or the week before, but this is the first time I truly appreciated the fact that she seemed to be broadcasting from like an Embassy's Sweet's Business Conference Center. I was like, what is this? She like, drab carpet and like this table with a chair. I was like, we're gonna shoot her hair on this.

The color, the neon lights and the boots. It's like a tanning salon in West Hollywood. Like what the hell is this going on? So then Denise says this, and then can you explain this to me because Denise goes, Teddy, you are the daughter of a famous father. And the fact that they would even bring that up

at the group dinner is really fucking shitty. And she's talking about in Rome and Teddy brings up what Brandy said. I don't get the link between. She's saying like you understand I think it was it was a distair everybody else because she's saying you're from a family famous family you know what it would be like if your father if all these rumors were going on about your father and you know you know what it's like to have to deal with rumors like that but I also took it would be like if your father, if all these rumors were going on about your father, and you know what it's like to have to deal with rumors like that, but I also took it kind of like, I mean, you know what it's like to be famous,

these other bitches don't, but you do. So. Right. Then, so about then, Brandon was like, well, Brandy brought it up, not Teddy, not Brandy brought it up. Like, A, it was Teddy brought it up at the dinner. And, okay, and even yes, if you wanna say, okay Brandy did

bring it up, why did Brandy bring it up? Because Kyle gave her a very blatant and obvious platform. Yes, and she's like, Lisa, just be quiet, Lisa. And Lisa, like no, I won't be quiet. Do not tell me to be quiet. Lisa Rennie is the biggest victim in this and it's hilarious. Like she's trying to act like the victim while she's attacked. Somebody like with a knife in her hand.

She's trying to cry victim. She's also acting as if she is in like a courtroom scene in like a nighttime soap. You know, like, I am jacked. I will not be quiet there, my children who are dying. I'm canoes. I have mentioned canoes every episode this week I don't know what's wrong with me. Have you noticed that I keep on mentioning? Yeah, I don't know where it's coming from me. I guess because that's the first episode We started with this week was the Potomac episode where they were all on canoes. I don't know

I've like literally I just realized like I can't control it comes out of my mouth when we do this And I just realized I keep on mentioning canoes is It's like I've got canoes on the brain. Canoes on the ring. So Denise is like, I'll tell you, it wasn't one in broad, it happened dinner. Not brandy. Yeah, but brandy had already set it on camera and it was out there to the world. Okay, then again, who has Harry Hamlin fought? What are those affairs and what's up with the husband?

It's funny and Andy actually brings up this stuff to them later on in the episode and they just denied, denied, denied. It's so funny, but yeah, you guys are okay with everything being brought up on camera. Let's go revisit that Kyle of Fair Story. The Mauricio is hooking up with hookers from like fancy hotel bars. Let's talk about that. We literally see a clip of Kyle later in the episode yelling at least a Vanderpump about the tabloids.

Because when you bring the tabloids out, then it just becomes a bigger issue on camera. It becomes a bigger issue on camera. I'm like, well, I thought that isn't that the whole... Like, you know what I'm saying? And they actually use that clip as Kyle's defense for bringing it up against Denise, which is crazy That's because all they're doing is making an issue bigger on camera

That's what I'm trying to say. I was like stunned by my stupid. I'm sorry. I'm guys. I'm trying to be more honest and open right now I think the important thing Andy is that everyone's honest because you know what I love honesty and I think everyone should be honest Kyle says honest about 37 times in this reunion. Okay. Nobody honest tells youson's honest about 37 times in this reunion, okay. Nobody honest tells you that they're honest 37 times in a reunion, they just don't, okay. It's like she just suddenly remembered the bullet points that her like PR manager outlined for her, like okay, on the reunion Kyle,

just emphasize honest and open. And then it's like, oh, we're in hour six of recording this, oh, that's right. Honest and open. I just want to be honest and open. Yes. So then it begins, my favorite other thread, my other favorite thread of this reunion.

Denise is like, well, you know what, Brandy also said a lot about your fucking family, Lisa, really? You want me to put that out there? And I'm going to say, you know what? If you want to threaten me, Denise, you want it, what are know what? If you want to threaten me Denise, you want to threaten me? You want to threaten me Denise?

I'm like, yes. First of all, yes, because we would love to see some threats, but also like, isn't that like, it's not a threat. It's basically saying, would you like me to be open and honest with you ladies and have some dialogue about my herd?

Yes, right? And if you guys say it's totally fine because we're on a TV show, why shouldn't I be able to bring up your private shit on a TV show? So then Teddy is like, well, if you have no relationship with Brandy, then how do you know she said all this? Which is not a terrible question to be fair. And then he says like, well, I was like the first time I met her, okay, when she signed on to the show, we have a mutual friend,

all right, we go, we have the same car salesman. And she just started talking. She has diary of the mouth, you know, and I never repeated it. I just love the idea of diary of the mouth. Yeah, diary of the mouth. I agree with you. She's got diary mouth, you know, dear diary.

Yeah, she just can't keep that lock. Those diary secrets just come right on out. Yeah, she regular Bridget Jones that one. And Andy's like, well, do me seems like over time you've kind of mischaracterized your relationship to the group. I have not. She's in Queens. Did I said what she said? No. Listen, she called me out of the blue. She said, can I come with us to Kyle's event? And then Aaron said, there's no fucking way

she's coming with us. And so I didn't even ask him. And it's like they all start laughing because how much sense does that make? Yeah, and he's like, so she's, and he's like, so he said, no fucking way, Brandy could come, but you didn't ask him in the first place. Like, how did that work?

No, he doesn't like Brandy, all right? He thinks she's a train red and she's unstable and she drinks a lot And that's how we saw our prior to Kyle's when she asked to come to you the podcast and Aaron was there She's just like she needs to just take a minute Sit down make a make a chart, you know outline it a you know new last one rule one Yeah, it's just organized flashcards. The new rule one, a, every minute. Yeah. So it's just organized. By the way, this also shows like how flimsy

all the other women's cases because Fnise is such a terrible defender of her own storyline. Like, she has so many holes in her story. Like, she is horrific. The entire, the entire reunion, she does a terrible job. And yet, we are still on her side. because the case against her is just so terrible. It's like how bad is your case that we are still underneath the side after all that.

Well it made me think when when she was saying that that the brandy had actually called and tried to get into that party through them and they said no it wouldn't take her and then they kind of blew her off that night when she was like, we should be a thrap off. And they blew her off. Is that what made Brandy so mad to actually come on camera and turn this in, you know, with Kyle because she just get it out. Most certainly. So Andy was like, uh, now Denise though Brandy was very specific about your hotel room

and we see the clip and it's basically that Brandy is like, there was no door on the room. So then Denise is like, well yeah, well you know, she knocked on my door and I let her in and you know, because I had to grab my stuff to go on out. But she didn't stay with me and Aaron was there the whole time and I don't have an open marriage and if I had an open marriage, I would say it,

but you know, she just got into fire. That's basically it, you know. You know what, it would be just so much easier if you were opening and honest Denise being honest is what's important Denise and open and you know what also honest that would be great like me open and honest. I then Kyle gives us the biggest line of shit. She's like you know Denise it just it would have been so much better and easier in Rome if you just said listen whatever brandy said that's between us. Let's just talk about the stuff between us girls.

How about that? I'm like, yeah, right. The moment Denise says that's between us, do you think these women would ever, ever like just let that go? Like, okay, we're going to respect your privacy. Like, well, what did happen? If nothing happened, then what's between you guys? What would happen, you know?

Yes. It would have been a whole season of them trying to expose her to her husband or whatever Yeah, Denise is like yeah, but it's not between us that shit. She's saying cuz like you know what this is a pattern of not being honest It's just the opposite of what I don't like and so Denise is like you know What what was said in the room what happened after that and cuz I was like what you stopped showing up You stopped coming to parties and you stopped, and these goes, based on what count, based on what, based on brandy.

And Kyle goes, based on not being honest. You're not being honest. And he's like, what an end time. I have to move on or I'm going to die. How did no one question Kyle on, you brought Brandy in here, you brought her into the scene fully miked into your house, you didn't know any of this.

I mean, I know that she would have just lied anyway, but at least it would have been said. Yeah, because that was such a, it was such a blatant setup in all the audience sought. And I think that's why it really people are on Team Denise because you can just see the setup and the women are acting dumb. And Kyle is talking about being open and honest

when it's clear that she is manipulating in this situation. And also every time she says, well, you know, Brandy, one thing at that brand, she never lies. And then there's all those headlines and all those quotes and all those tweets of college. Being like, Brandy is a liar. She lied about my husband, right?

Yes. Oh, good. So open and honest. So Andy's like, you know what? I've got to move on or I'm gonna die. All right And who says oh yeah, I agree someone's like oh yeah, Dreeca's Dreeca's Me too Andy me too So Denise is like listen, you know what I had a fever. I was sick on FaceTime, which is like wait

But we you've already admitted didn't she already admit that she just, oh no, this was the baby shower. The one maybe she did have an actual fever. So then Kyle's like, yeah, but then you said yourself, you're coming and then you just turned your phone off. Who does that? And she's like, you know what, I only want to do with ourselves. What does it have to do with you, Kyle?

Yeah. And then Sun's like, I just want to say one thing, I'm sorry, I don't want interrupt you to although I am actually Interruddling you to I didn't know Denise at all in 2018 she was just like Denise Fenty all these new concepts to me Right, but I did hear a rumor from one person removed from Brandy that this was going on So either Brandy was lying or she was manipulating you to use you all right now. Yeah, so what does that mean, Sutton, that she's Braddie's telling the truth because you heard about it a long time ago, like people can only lie one time to one person. Like she could have

been lying the whole time to everybody at all times. I think Sutton was oddly enough defending Denise, right, because she said that she didn't say either Brandi was lying or Denise is lying. She said either Brandi is lying or she's manipulating you. Which I think that like that point actually got kind of lost in the mess because they all started talking, actually Denise started talking over her because Denise was like, I didn't know Brandi in 2018.

And when it goes, oh yes, you did, yes, you did. Yeah, let the record show Judge Edo Yes, you did. Yes, you did. Yeah! Let the record show, Judge Edo, that she knew her in 2018. Ugh. And Dorees, like, let's sort and finish. God bless our heart. Get two things to say the entire time.

Dressin' like a fool. Let the half a word. Well, I'm finished. So she's like, I'm finished. Right. So Andy like, I finished. So Andy says, all right, let's move on. And we're just like, please, please, let's move on. Shut up, Rene.

You're the one who started this whole storyline, okay? No, it was Kyle. Kyle and Rene. But Rene is the one who keeps it up and keeps it going and going in this region. So Andy said, so you said Denise, you said in the finale that Brandi had made the text messages up and Denise is like, well, I'm not gonna say big pharma, but let me tell you one thing.

Tile and all knows how to text. All right, what I'm saying is they got machines there. All right. That's right. I'm gonna manipulate. They can fake it. You know what, one time Bear sent me a text and they made me think it was actually from Nike World.

They're tricking mother fuckers in the air, and I'll tell you that. It's a rent of slogan, little yellow, different better, wrote itself. Those pills know how to type. All right. So, Rena whips out her lease of antirpump. Like, okay, are having you copy lease of ant Vanderpump enough. You're literally in one of her

dresses right now. Okay. So she whips out her giant printed text. And she's like, I have them here. I have them here. I do not like bullshit. I do not like both said Andy. And Denise is like, Ranna, you know what? You need to be careful because you just can come out too. Are you threatening me? Are you threatening me? Which is literally what Rina is doing to me is I wrote that down on my note too I because you said it now like a few times but like I really my nose to I just got here my notes It says isn't that what Rina is doing to do is like literally holding up tags threatening I'm gonna out you with your text.

Are you threatening me by reading my text before I get to read your text? Ugh. And Andy's like, well Denise, are you willing to show your text messages with Randy? Wrong question. The question should have been, okay, will you please read those tags from Rinna

because who doesn't want to know what that was? I don't think it does. You know, they're like, fuck Kyle, fuck Kyle, she's got cancels, she's a bitch, I hate her, her sister sucks, you know, Teddy's son, everybody hates Teddy. You know those texts are like that. Yeah, and you know we support that. So Andy is like, that would have made this whole thing worth it if Rina had to get her texts reading, reading, reading. Readin' red.

I got an L.T. Readin' red, you know what I'm saying? So the show is making us dumber. And I guess this is my weekly reminder to everyone that all of this fighting really just, when you whittle it all down, it's because Brandy said that Denise said that, um, Rina, like, Erica was cold and Teddy lives in the shadows of her father and Rina is... I forget what she said about Rina, but that's all it was. Like, that's all of this. A lot of truth. It's because of some shade that Denise threw.

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Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. So Denise is like, yeah, well, you know, I'm willing to, like, you know, she's basically saying like, yeah, like, I'll read these, I'll show these texts as Rina willing to show my text with her. How about that? Did you notice that Rina looked, first of all, she's like her face looks scared, and then she looked over at Denise's box. She looked like she's right into her box. She looked right into her box, like she knew where she was.

I'm with the one. Here, I think I'm looking at you running now. Yeah, we're looking at each other now. It was so funny that she just did it again. So be for the screenshot. I can't tell if we're actually hitting each other. It's the screenshot. Hold on, no, my head's out there. You're be for the screenshot. I can't tell we're actually hitting each other. It's for the screenshot. Hold on, no my hands are out of breath.

You're hitting my head basically. I look, this is such a terrible angle for me with my quarantine hair and my... I look like I'm taking it. Yeah, I felt it on my palm, that was good. See it worked. That was so good, guys. This is some of the great content

that you get on crap as I'm in the house. So, Rinna's like, Rinna looks scared, which is hilarious. And then she's like, why is that different? And Rinna says, because it's not about me, and those are private! Oh, okay. Oh, okay.

Yeah, exactly. So Denise is like, well, it's not me about, it's not about me and Brandy, and I don't really give a shit, you know? And so Rinna said, but it is about you and Brandy. Is she being muzzled? Did you send a cease and desist to Brandy to shut her up? I'm fracking now. You gas.

And Abbie's like, Denise, did your lawyers send a cease and desist against production? And she's like, no, no, no, the cease and desist was to Brandy to tell the truth. And they're all like, uh, Kyle's like, no, no, no, no. The season to cis was to brandy to tell the truth. And they're all like, uh, Kyle is like, I need to be open and honest about this right now, but a season to cis is to silence some way. That's some one, which goes, is a season to cis to silence someone or say, you have to tell the truth.

I'm really not sure. Oh my god, you know the answer to that. You're being snarky right now. Which I don't mind, just like, it means quinnam. That's what it means, quinnam. I have to tell the truth. I'm really not sure. Oh my god, you know the answer to that. You're being snarky right now. Thank you. Which I don't mind. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, see too. And things have been air first. Things have been air that are hurtful to me and my family. And then we see that clip of Kyle yelling at Vanderpump because Vanderpump me for those who don't remember in the beginning of the season where Mauricio was in all the

blogs for cheating on Kyle with younger women Vanderpump went over to Kyle's house and Portia was in their playing around and Kyle said something like, oh, yes, you just went on a ride with her dad and Lisa said, oh, yes, that's what that's the younger woman that they're talking about and like made a joke and laughed and Kyle like came after her after that. It was the whole season was like bring down Vanderpump moment. Well, what was Shitty a Vanderpump like to do about it in front of the kids? It was Shitty, but you know, by the way, it's not like that was the moment that Kyle decided to go after Vanderpump to do that. It was shitty. It was shitty. But by the way, it's not like that was the moment that Kyle decided to go after Vanderpump.

It was just the moment that she realized she had a chance to because the truth is, after that first season, when Kyle realized that Lisa was more popular than she was, it's been like a long game of Kyle trying to take down Lisa. And in fact, Kyle did this thing where she alternates of sucking up to Lisa to be her best friend because Lisa is the most popular while at the same time also trying to take her down.

So she has seasons where she kisses her ass and then another season where she tries to take down Lisa and then it fails. So she tries to get back in the good graces and it's this cycle that's happened over 10 years. Until finally, unfortunately, she won. Yeah, so this is right after, this is equipped that they're showing, Kyle is yelling at her about saying that in front of Porsche.

And she's like, and you know that when you bring it up on camera, now it's a whole season of lies about my husband. But now it's okay, it's open for you to do that. And you're using that as your defense, like you were so brave to let that on camera, you didn't let that on camera and the minute it was said you insisted everybody else stop talking about it. Thank you Ronnie.

Thank you for bringing this truth and this context of this situation. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous this entire fight and Kyle's hypocrisy on it. You know what? I just want Kyle to be open and honest and I feel like we're not getting that. We just want Kyle to be open and honest. And I feel like we're not going to end up. We just want honesty. So Andy's like, but then she goes,

but then she goes, Kyle, ever the martyr, she goes, it was horrible, but I did it. Much like how I had to grow bangs for Michael Myers. I didn't want to do it, but he called me up and said,

Kyle, if I'm going to have to kill you in this movie, I want you to have your bangs. And I said, okay, Michael, because you're being honest with me right now thank you you're a true friend yeah even michael myus is honest he just wants to kill people k his book

so uh... and he asked her if there's anything that she felt was off limits in her life which do we really see any of her in his life i mean we see her kid has a problem this year uh... you know everyone online is mad that harry's never on he's just on like see any of Rinna's life. I mean, we see her kid has a problem this year. You know, everyone online is mad that Harry's never on. He's just on like every two seconds or whatever. But Rinna's like, you know what, yes, Andy, and I dealt with it. I just jumped across the table and almost strangled her when she said that. Yes, meaning you were not allowing it to be on camera. You almost

killed her so that she would never say anything and then you went and texted her Evil text all season long that she brought up saying that you're a stalker and all this shit because of all the nasty Shit you were texting at her so no you did not just let it bring it Someone bring it up and deal with it. That's bullshit. It is bullshit Although I have to say one of the reasons why I've always liked Rina on this show is that she's very slick in a way that I appreciate the fact that she spun it as like, I jumped across that table and I tried to strangle that turkey gullet of hers and you know what, there was no truth that there was no truth to it but I faced her in the reunion, I faced Kim and later on I gave her a bunny, I gave her a bunny to tease, where's my bunny, where's my bunny?

You know like I like that she is able to like Totally twist things and then be melodramatic about that. I love a melodramatic housewife So I like that aspect, but she's wrong, but she is wrong and wasn't brandy fired for you know Look she they are right in the in a way because they're saying At least they fought about it at the reunion, right? So she's, which is what we want from Vanderpum. Right, but yes, and so they're right in that way, but Brandi, Denise is right, that Brandi's not even a part of the show,

she doesn't sign to do it, sign on to do it with her, and she shouldn't have to fight her. So, hmm, I don't know. I can see, I can see what they're saying. I think that Garsell though though really nailed it on the head I haven't hit the nail on the head right because right when when Rina says, you know the truth is I you know I face her I face her at the reunion. I came face to face blah blah blah. Garsell Just goes you know what not everyone's the same and not everyone deals with things the same way and I was like

Thank you. Thank you because I can stand, one thing I can't stand is like this, like this is how you have to handle it. You have to do it like this, you have to do it like this. We're all wired differently. Some of us are handled, confrontation differently, and handle these things differently. Some of us value using our time and our energy in different ways,

even if you're on a reality show, you are entitled to that. And I thought that was actually like a really salient point, which is that like not everyone is likely serving them. Not everyone wants to sit down and be like, where people are doing cocaine in your bathroom. Not everyone wants to do that, you know? And then Garsell's other great question,

why do you care? Thank you. And Rima's like, because we're having to deal with that for the last six fucking months. You're the one who keeps bringing it up. You're the one who made a big deal about it. Do you know? It's something else.

My God, get a fucking storyline. Your storyline is always what somebody else is doing. It's Kim's drugs or it's, you know, it's this. I don't mind. It's like, come on. I actually don't mind. I don't mind if someone's storyline is like that because they're at least, they're creating a storyline. I actually don't mind. I don't mind if someone's storyline is like that because they're at least they're still they're creating a storyline I actually don't mind that but I but I don't like being like we've had to deal with it

But you guys created this is not a but Lucy Lucy apple juicy. You just kept bringing it up all fucking season So he's like well, let's say something did happen and maybe she would just be trying to protect her marriage and her family The logic trail continues. I would say, if that's the case, I would say Denise, if we were such good friends, you should come to me and say Lisa, I need your help because this happened and Krasel just slapped. She's like, what? Why would she come to you? All you do is attack her every time you see her.

Exactly. And also later on in the episode, I believe, there's a lot of discussion about like, um, I brought this up at the table because we're shooting a TV show and we have open conversations and at the same time advocating for like, oh, you should have pulled me aside. I can't stand that. Yes. So Garth tells like, this is bullshit. And then he says like, why are you attacking me?

We've been friends for 20 years. And Rennie's like, I just, I'm a true teller. I have to tell the truth. So help me. God, there's always a Bible against my hand. I've got to tell the truth. I need. You're honored.

I moved to dismiss this case for truth. For truth. So then Kyle is like, guys, the only way to move forward is to have an honest relationship and friendship. Everyone has to be honest. You guys hear what I'm trying to say? Honest! Honest!

So let me ask you a question, Kyle. You're saying the only way to move forward is to be honest and her truth. And she didn't see with Randy And Denise is like yeah, they're not accepting it and so then Carl gives another like hero speech She's like well none of us like to see each other go through things Andy I've gone through some of the most difficult times in my life What are you talking about one of the most difficult times in your life the one joke that was made about your husband? What else? The Kim shit you all brought upon yourself? Ronnie, wait, Ronnie, Ronnie, you're actually being a little cow-ser-

Because she did have to spend a few years with that Lime of Bean-shaped pool, and that was terrible. That was terrible. She could not remember. She hit- Actually, I was always a defender of the pool. Remember she was like, I don't want a limo beat and she'd pull anymore. I want a rectangle. I want a rectangle. I'm like, I like the limo bean. Oh, I thought you were against the limo bean. No, I was pro limo bean.

I was pro bean. I like a bean pool. So then gets how she answers speech. Open it on us, guys. Open it on us. Open it on us. And then she goes, I just want to move forward with everyone. And Denise is like, well, I appreciate you saying that,

but sometimes you women don't accept honesty and you think someone's lying. And that's where it's like, it's like, it's like hurtful, you know? It's like it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You ever go into the supermarket and then big farm is there and then next they start all you so bad You drop your tomato sauce on shatters everywhere. It's hurtful. That's what I feel like. Oh, yeah fuck off So then we come back and Sutton's just looking at Garsell while she gets ready to go back on camera And she's like, you know what sad looking at your boobs and looking at my boobs And Garsell's like these are taped to the back of my neck.

Well, I don't have tape. I don't understand tape. I don't have that stuff. Well, I called it Mr. Dolce and I said, can I have some Dolce and Gabbana Scotch tape please? And he said, I don't know who this is. New number, who's this? Mm-hmm. So, from a go-go cage to a Broadway stage, there we go, Ruby, a lot of layers this season. Oh god, did she? How are those layers from going and dancing around a pole and strip, for going from dancing around a pole in fishnets to going to a different stage

to dance around a pole in fishnets to going to a different stage to dance around a pole in fishnets. Same thing I did. Yeah, I like that Erica's big reveal is that she used to work in New Jersey. Well, there's a lot more to me than you may know. I file taxes in New Jersey once. Thank you, thank you, that's it. So Tabitha from Arkansas says, did any of your bar customers want more than dance?

And she's like, oh yes, I got proposition, but no, I never did it. The only time that worked was when I got a wedding ring in return. And Erica also, they were showing clips of Times Square because they were all posing by Erica's picture. And it's right, the big poster of Chicago with Erica Jane. Of course, it's right above a fucking hot dog stand. I mean, is the placement of that, and could that be any better?

I would be so honored to be above a hot dog stand. I would be so honored to have a hot dog right now. They go from Erica being like a stripper to being in Chicago and then place her right above a weener. Upstage, being up stage by a hot dog Let's go out to the movies. Let's go out to the movies. Okay, it might be a whistle. It doesn't take it see suit I'm gonna be So Rina you can see your daughter dancing at shakers, but then they also make money by posing half nude. What's the difference? You're so, oh gosh.

I guess there isn't really any difference, is there? Except I guess I would compete with him for a model's grip, but not for shakers. They made more money, and that's the difference for playing that right now. And he's like, Erica, I saw you on Broadway. I was amazed by how many people were there to see you. I think I saved.

Yeah, John Jackson came to see Erica. That was kind of crazy. So, but unfortunately Tom was not able to see the show because he was, the week that he was planning to go was COVID week. And so that didn't happen unfortunately. I do feel really bad for her, that that, like that, that. And honestly, I actually feel really bad

for all the Broadway performers who, like, you know, like, little sidebar, I went and saw the Tina Turner musical back in the fall and the woman who is Tina Turner, Adrian, I forgot her last warrant, was so amazing. And she, like, clearly would have gotten, like, a Tony nomination, if not the one, the award. And, like, she, that's, no, it's not happening.

I just feel bad for those Broadway people. I'm sorry. Do they not have the tone? Do they not do like, in my life? They didn't do the Tony's, because the thing is, for the nomination period, I think, is, like, in the spring. And, like, people have to go and see the shows. So it just sucks, and also like,

there's someone that I know who was on Broadway, and he, like this was his big break, and I'm just like, oh, that sucks. That sucks. Sorry to bring it down people, I just got contemplated about Broadway performers. Sorry. I still don't have to do anything for Eric.

That crazy. The rest of you, The rest of you, I do. So, Andy's like, well, Lisa Garcell called you out for stealing Erica's Chicago Thunder. Why did she get that vibe? And Rinna's like, well, I guess you'd have to ask Garcell. Garcell, why'd you say that Garcell? Why'd you do it Garcell why'd you say that Garcell why'd you do it Garcell Why would you one up me I Would never do something like that especially not to my toddlers So Garcell's like well, I just thought it was Erica's time to shine and it was just taking a little bit away from America and I wanted to support Erica and make her feel like it was special I just just seemed a little

repetitive and annoying and tacky and awful and just you know desperate but you know it's just no big deal no big deal oh well you know what I was on the plane to go see Erica and you weren't. So, yeah, yeah. You're right, you're right. And that has nothing to do with me not supporting Erica. So don't even try it, Rina. I've supported Erica. And yes, I did not go to New York,

but it does not mean that I didn't support her. I just didn't go there and see her in person. Much like her husband, I'd like to point out. Yeah, no kidding. And Erica's like, well, I never felt like Lisa was butt man. I'm trying to steal my shine. I relied on her a lot. It's a big project to me.

And I have some to have someone that your fingertips used done it before. I mean, it was her. I would say Lisa, what was it like 30 years ago, being in Chicago? You know, one time I called the lady from taxi. And I said, what was that like Being a rock see me some of the people I could call out at me, so I'm very grateful

Yeah, I just have to say I want to thank all the ladies for coming They left their families and their lives behind and I burst into tears and Sudden thank you for charting the plane. I mean the sacrifice is that you made I mean you she made it sound like they were all moving to Mars like thank you for making this mission Fought-lap before the human count and I would like to say something like a shut up Teddy Here we go again nobody talking to you Teddy nobody is talking talking to you and before I get into this I just want to say I've been watching the show on HBO called the vowel have you heard of this show? Oh, it's about Nexium or whatever. It's called the Nexium. It's about Nexium, which was like, I have like a, it had a secret sex cult in there

Okay, and it had like a master slave thing going on where these women would be it was like MLM of like master slave games I don't know one was the master and then they would text the slave things to do every day and then the slave has to text back immediately. Yes, master, yes, master, the slave has to keep texting like, can I have this calorie? Can I have this calorie? Can I have these calories? And I have to take a picture of every single thing they eat. It's totally all in by Teddy is what I'm saying. Teddy, Teddy is 100% master.

Totally. Yes. in fact, in Nexium. But like, not as like, like the sexy stuff. So, um, the most boring version of Nexium, that's why you never hear Teddy's chapter in the show. It's like when they all have to drink the Kool-Aid, it's like, they're like, ew, like, oh sorry, sugar-free Kool-Aid. Of course, of course, you're absolutely sure if you're going to be good. Yeah, you better ask for some sparkling water.

They have to wear like instead of wearing Nike's before the comment picks them up, they have to wear like Walmart brand shoes or something. I think I lost track of that one. But Teddy's like, um, hi, I'm Teddy and I have a question to Garsell and Denise. You're constantly saying that women should be there to lift each other up to empower each other and not be pretty. A petty. The second, it came down to something about supporting each other when we didn't have to be there. When there were like no cameras, you weren't there.

And the Garcell's like, uh, Denise, you want to take this first or me? A lot of go first. You know, well, I wasn't even invited till the night before. And I got a text from set and saying she didn't realize I wasn't on the list to be on the plane. I said, I didn't know you guys were all growing. So. Oh, okay. So you guys didn't invite Denise and are now giving her set that she, she didn't go. And then then Andy comes in with some shade. He goes, uh, I was told it was because at the time you were suing us.

It's like I wasn't suing anybody, all right? I was not suing anybody. And when it goes, whoa. Listen, I wasn't suing anyone. I was sending subpoenas and requesting that we appear in a court to discuss these things with lawyers. I was not suing anyone. I sent a cease-nessist to Brandy and a Bravo asking for you to remove the footage from Brandy because

she wasn't even a cast member and it wasn't true. So now Garsell has really been flawless this entire reunion. She has her first big stumble. She's like, listen, I didn't go, you know, because as much as I texted Erica, saying how proud I was, how fond I was of her journey, asking her how's it going, wondering if she had any thoughts on coming to America too, which I'll be starring in. I didn't go because the truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying in small planes and when I was traveling as a model, because I was a model. Anyone else here was anyone else here a model? Like a real model? No, okay.

I had a lot of scary things happen to me in small planes, I'm just not comfortable getting on a small plane, so thank you. Gasel, you're not comfortable on a Gulf Stream. Come on, I'm going flail. When does the kid was actually a large plane? Kyle, you could have flown commercial. I mean, Kyle, don't you remember your 5 million season long arc about how you were afraid of flying?

And where's your empathy? Where's your empathy? Oh, yeah. Kyle's terrible of flying, guys. Yeah. I'm terrified flying guys. Yeah. I'm terrified, I'm sorry. Teddy is like, well, do you read flu commercially because you wanted to be there and support? I'm like, you know what?

Let me break some news to you guys. Asking someone to fly across the country to see a show with a bunch of women who've made your life hell over the past few months is a big ask and maybe she just didn't want to go. Like she could have wanted to support Erica. Maybe she wants to go at a separate time, but maybe she just didn't want to hang out with you guys because you guys have been awful. And also Teddy's so full of shit because it was on camera. The crew was there shooting them in New York.

So shut up, Teddy. Shut up again, Teddy. So Garsell's like, well, I could make it. It doesn't mean I don't want to support. Okay And Teddy's like well I don't know like first it's a small plane then you have your kids. I mean I don't know there's a lot going on there. She's like you're making too much of this on time. Garsell why couldn't you make it? Why couldn't you make it? She's like well I had work you know coming to America too real movie. And I also have my kids and my ex wouldn't change the dates and I had prior commitments. Uh, there was a sale at Christine's.

Needed to go there. I wish she just said, because I didn't fucking want to. That's why. Yeah. Okay, sorry, had other things going on in my life. So Eric is like, oh, so when the goal's strange. Ha, ha, oh. And they all just give dirty looks to Garcell and like laugh at her

Next season Brandy's gonna come on and like reveal that Garcell isn't afraid of small plans No, we went on a big plan together. Okay, we went on a big plan together and it's just making me sick Because now she's making me out to be someone who only likes going small plans But we went on a big plan together. It's true. It's true. Yeah So Andy's like, uh, Jade from Mississippi said, Denise, I read the bold and the beautiful are using blowup dolls and spouses for love scenes. And she's like, oh, yeah, it's pretty easy. It's basically like getting stuck doing a scene with Teddy, you know what I'm saying? Fucking dumb big white thing with nothing to say.

It's working out alright. We see like a scene of Denise acting at a mannequin. I don't know what she was saying, but I was like, oh, funny to run into you here. And she's doing love scenes with her husband and stuff. And so then the next thing is, well, Aaron definitely set some frequencies off this season. Was he defending you or was he mansplaining and then we see the horrible clip of Aaron just being like yeah you know what there's

no issue that's my point like you're making an issue out of nothing it's ridiculous lady like just move on alright you feel good about yourself stupid girls girls. You know what, boys, rule girls drool, alright? And gonna say that's what I gotta say about it. Look in the mirror, look in the mirror. Okay, oh, I'm the moral high ground. Moral high ground, really, moral high ground, moral, really moral, really. So Andy is saying that he was hoping that Aaron would join,

but there was no Aaron. And Denise is like, well, no one else has been as here. So he'd be in a no-win situation, right? Well, you know, when PK came, I will say him and Erica talking through it just really changed their relationship. Oh, okay. So Aaron should have to come, like basically just sit there and take a whipping from everybody to break it, okay?

Oh, why the hell would Aaron come on this show when you spent the entire season going against him? Now that said, Aaron was a fucker and all of that. Yeah, I mean, the difference is that it was important for PK to smooth things over with Erica because his wife wanted to be on the show and wanted to have relationships with these women. Denise doesn't give a fuck.

She's like I'm sweating. I can't say any of these women. I don't care if my relationships are severed because I'm out of here. Yeah. And so Denise, what do you feel about the way you spoke to the women? She's like, you know, watch, I don't think he said anything really offensive. I mean, he's always liked the women, you know, it's just trying to confuse the situation. And as soon as I went to the bathroom, Erica even you said, you know, you waited until I left for you to talk to them and say, oh yeah, I did.

Cause I did what, you know, whisk them away. I could talk to them and share them off. You come back and you whisk them away. So you're just like, okay, please don't ask my husband a question if you don't want to get him involved. Which is true. Although the thing is that I think that Erica was I think I actually think Erica was entitled to grill Aaron because he was being such a dick at the other party. I think she was entitled to sort of give him the business.

Yeah, but also they can't like I feel like Erica can't just keep saying, you know, I want to talk to your husband and then she's giving it to him. But then when he gets naughty with her, it's like oh, what are you gonna hit buddy? Or Teddy being like oh, what are you gonna hit this big guy? You know they can't they can't be The victim all the time in every single thing. I don't like the men I don't like the I hated how Aaron was at the party But here at this party they're like jumping all over him and everything he says Well because he was I cuz he was being a dick again.

I actually, I thought, I felt like Aaron deserves some shit. And I was actually okay with, with, at least, I think I was. I don't remember. I have to go back to that episode to see what I really said. But you know, we're hypocrites. I know it's hard to remember. I forget why I broke the lab. Was I broke this or where we get, but I think at this point, I'm like, okay with him, like, shitting on Aaron because I think Aaron is an asshole. But, but yeah, no

bots. But I think with their whole, I guess what is rubbing me the wrong way, just watching the clips because honestly, I don't remember my feelings that strongly either. But from watching this clip, I mean, you say one minute, you don't want the husbands to get involved in anything and it's not the husband's business. So then you go to the husband on purpose alone without the wife. That's not really fair. Like you're breaking your own rules, you know? Now here's what I thought was interesting, right?

So Andy says, what's your reaction to Denise not wanting Aaron around them? And Kyle goes, he's not a child, he's a grown man. Like me, like he can be around us, it's okay. So I'm like, okay, so if being a grown man means that it's okay for him to be around you So you're implying that maybe someone who's not a full grown person like a child or maybe a teenager Maybe it's okay to make the request that they are not To be around you, right? And I was like notice that notice that so Andy's like Denise Why has an air and try to apologize and she's like well, you know that the oh, Tady's like, Denise, why hasn't Aaron tried to apologize? And she's like, well, you know that the...

Oh, Teddy's like, yeah, because tonight it's sudden, so you had the opportunity to talk to us, and he didn't, I'm watching it back. I wasn't like only uncomfortable the way you talked to us. I was uncomfortable with the way he talked to you. And I hate Teddy, and I hate her petting her fucking nose and everything, but I agree.

Yeah. None of us love watching Aaron. So I'm gonna break your fucking hand. Let me go. Yeah, I didn't like that at all. I mean, I actually think that Teddy does have like, she has good points here and there. It's just that like her overall, she's just like... She's a shitster.

She's a shitster and she's yelling at people for stuff that's none of her business and she's not involved in it in any way. She is way too concerned about other people's shit and she's like very self-serious about like, I don't care if you're like concerned, you're like, whatever, I'm just like a nosy bitch, I don't care. Like, that's just who I am, that's what we are, hello, that's where our entire podcast is. But we're like, you know, we have fun with it, but she's like very serious, it takes it very seriously and it's all like, like the greatest stakes in the world, and then she like agitates situations because of it.

It trust me nuts. Yeah. So Andy's trying to like Teddy. I was trying. We like Teddy the first year. You know, it's just when he becomes someone else's little henchman that makes me freaking crazy. So he brings up the breaking of the hand.

Like, I'm going to crush your hand and we see that clip. And then he says, you know what? And go, I didn't even know that happened. And then I played it for him. And he was like, I'm going to crush your hand and we see that clip. And Denise is like, you know what? And go, I didn't even know that happened. And then I played it for him. And he was like, who's Randy? It was crazy, Andy. He was Randy. Yeah.

Yeah, that, everyone basically is like, yeah, that was not cool, but the hand, the squeezing of the hand. And sudden was like, she's like, zero, that was not cool with the hand, the squeezing of the hand. And, and sudden was like, she's like zero tolerance, zero tolerance. I say, I say the same thing about Aaron that I say to discount pants from change stores, zero tolerance, Andy, zero. And Gressel's like, well, I saw it on social and I was worried. And then it's very sad music because everybody looks at Denise and tries to make a lifetime movie. And Denise is like,

I don't even know about it. Am I still on? Yeah. I got a memory of these lines over here. I got a big scene with a mannequin tomorrow at 9 a.m. Yeah. So then an interstitial, Doreet's like, I need something to put between me, bomb and the seat.

Me bomb. It's dig, the chain mail's digging into me. Tush. And it's like, why are you wearing clothing from the Middle Ages? Why are you wearing chain mail Doreet? Yeah. And then she sits on a paper towel and she's like, oh, it's a game chain. It's like when she saw a magic trick. Gone. Shut up. Gone. Guys, I know that we've just talked about abuse and affairs. Let's talk about glam! So then we go into the glam segment.

Black jumpers and ragamovian meetin' out of pie! Yeah, so it's a big glam montage, which you know is my favorite. And then they're all laughing about how they show up to that one party, all in pink and everything. And Garsell is like, I have a question for Sutton. Do you know who Fenty is now? And she's like, hey, yes, I do. And she has a new collection coming out.

That's right. Joanna Fenty. I love her work. And Andy says, God, you sure got a lot of crap for that. She's like, geez, Louise. Yes, did couldn't leave my house. Luckily, it's a giant house. So me and my cat just ran around in circles for five weeks.

Haha. Also, there was a pandemic. Eric, how do you keep up with all the glam? I keep a deck of all of my personalities, Andy, so I don't forget to have one. Here's picture level. Haha. Uh, and then Kyle.

I love what Kyle does, like her faux humble thing. She's like, I mean, I don't even know what to wear. I'm just being open and honest right now. Like, Yvier, our camera boss, he just comes to my closet and picks out an outfit because I'm just like humble celebrities. We're just like you, right? Open and honest. And then they asked to see the back of Doreet's crazy hairdo

and she shows it to them. And then she's not just a glam sight. I hate this section. she's like, it's the glam side. I hate this section. She's like, the braid was the heaviest and the long braid that Kyle was swinging from. I know. And then I did like that when Doreet showed off the back of her hair.

She sort of looked like she was getting into a ready position for an ice skating routine. She was starting down on one knee, like, like, all right, I'm ready for the Josh Groban to begin, and I shall start my trip of Lux's. Well, that's with gears, okay? The maze! I was like, okay, well, thanks for lighting it up

for two seconds before we jumped onto Nice again. So now it's the Rina and Denise fight of the season. You guys have been friends for 20 years, and this year that friendship was put to the ultimate test. If you were handing out grades, this would get an F you. Let's take a look. So now we see a montage of this friendship just falling apart before our eyes, you know, an honor tradition on the housewives franchise, close friends, losing their friendship.

And so, so we see it all. And then afterwards, Andy's like, you both have said the other person has changed. How has Rinna changed? And he's just, there's the camera, and it goes, I'm gonna eat something before you. I gotta get this question. I gotta get this question.

Yeah. Yeah. She stands up and we see that she's been holding her bold and the beautiful scrap the whole time. She looks like she's got off to the campus library. Well, I got an exam tomorrow. So I'll just talk to you all later. I'm gonna ask you to write. I gotta go. So she just leaves and everyone's like,

did she just leave and here goes, fuck! I thought that was such an honest moment because I've definitely had moments where I'm like, I need to eat something now. Otherwise, I'm going to become a raging lunatic. I cannot have this happen in a public space. She's like, fuck this.

And Garsell said in an interview that this was like a 14-hour session of them going out. Sure. So this is the end. The whole thing has been about Denise. And she's just like, fuck this. I'm eating. She's like, I have 48 pages to memorize. Yeah.

So then Andy's like, come on, please come back. We've got to finish this. We've got to finish this. And to me, she's like, sorry, I got to work tomorrow. I got 48 pages to learn right here. And they finally make her come back. And Grandma's like, she just has to script on her lap. I have a question.

If you're so unhappy, just go to Bolton, the beautiful boy, not just do that. She's like, I'm not unhappy. What are're so unhappy, just go to Bolton the beautiful. Why not just do that? I'm not unhappy. What are you talking about, Randy? Listen, I love working with these ladies. These ladies have been great, okay? I've been enjoying it. It's great.

I just don't like it. My friend of 20 years is trading me this way. And run it's like, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So, Andy is like, Denise, Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.'s that phrase Kyle? What's that phrase? Open an honest open honest with me. I feel you haven't been open and honest And I am not one who gets manipulated. What was that phrase again Kyle? I should be saying open and honest Open and honest. I'm being open and honest about nothing manipulated right now. Good job Good job And to me it's like I'm an open book. It's fucking talking about she goes oh well, I don't To me all the things I've seen and all the times you front you just run come on. That's not cool

You so I don't run and they're like run the clip Forrest got on the run clue. No, and it's just beneath running Bravo bravo flicking Bravo. They didn't really they didn't go they didn't they didn just Denise running. Bravo, bravo, fucking, bravo. They didn't go, they didn't, they didn't circle back to bravo, bravo, bravo, that's too bad. So, um, so Denise, uh, um, Denise was right to be upset at Rina calling her hypocrite in front of everyone. Why didn't you pull her aside? I guess that someone asked that question. I'm not that sad. But I thought that was that.

And I remember it's like, well, it's a show. That's why I mean, Denise has talked about how she feeds hookers. I mean, that's what Denise talks about. And Denise is like, well, one Thanksgiving, I've had a hooker. And you know what? My mother would have done that, too. So you know what? Shame on my mother. All right. I'm so sorry for trying to help someone who needs a fucking hot meal. She fucking kill me. Alright, she goes, shame on me for asking someone to come in for a square meal. Oh my god, a square meal. A square meal.

She loves that she's called a square meal. Also, how funny is it? Again, this is what I was talking about before. When Rena earlier was saying like, as a friend, she should have come up to me and put me aside separately and told me about the brandy situation. And here she is saying, we're making a TV show and we're talking about the kids. I just asked the question, right? Like, it's so hypocritical. Yep. And so Kyle, Kyle's like, you know what? The whole thing is that we just, we have those open conversations in a group. And yes, that you fucking brought on camera, you evil. So Andy's like, you

know what, Denise, are you gonna put your script down? And she's like, if you don't hand over this company, that's fucking it for you. I'm gonna take your entire family down. And so here's something else, you're all fired. Oh, sorry. Sometimes I get my work stuff confused. So Andy asked Rinne, what's the turning point

of you just not thinking she's telling the truth? And Rinne is like, well, when you see a year's worth of text messages, Andy. And she says she's seen Brandy three times. How is years of text messages, doesn't that prove that she's not having conversations in real life with Brandy? Yes, doesn't that prove that she's typing conversations with Brandy? Yeah, exactly. She just that she's typing conversations with Brandy? Hmm. Yeah, exactly. She just can't reconcile it or whatever. And so then Denise says something like,

well, no matter what happens moving forward, or remember those words, are you threatening me again? Are you threatening me again? Are you threatening me again? You know, you told me a lot about Brandy. I don't even like Brandy. There, if she knows, I don't like her. I don't do not Brandy there. If she knows, I don't like her.

I don't do not like Brandy. She's like, oh, does she know that? She goes, yeah. Well, it's been nice to her lately because she had dirt on you. Basically, well, I don't write down the whole thing. She said, she said, she said, she said, I've been nice to Brandy lately

because she came on to tell her side of the story, which is the same as, like, yes, she has dirt on you. Yes, I was nice to even my own enemy to get it you. Yeah that's a great friend you're really you're really making your point there. So Denise is like well you know I've had so many people talk about me and my family and if it were the other way around me so wouldn't what would you do what would you do and she goes well I would have gone on the full with Brandy and I would have said what the fuck are you doing? Stop it, you fucker.

That would have grabbed her neck to that phone and choked that's at the life out of her. And she goes, well, you know what, even if she wasn't a cast member. And Andy says, well, if you had to do it again, would you tell Denise, would you tell Denise that this information was coming out? And Rene said, you know what,

I wouldn't even have Denise come on the show if I had to do it over. How's that? Oh, yeah. Which I think, I actually felt like when she said that, she meant like, I wouldn't have had her come on because like our friendship got destroyed. But I think that Denise rolled her eyes

and I think that Denise took it like, like fuck her. I don't want her on this show. So Denise didn't like that. And the girl said, yeah, I know about that. I took it how Denise did. She wasn't being nice. She was saying fuck it. I wouldn't even her on this show. So it didn't like that. And the girl said, oh, I know. I know. I took it. How Denise did. She wasn't being nice. She was saying, fuck it. I wouldn't even have even gotten her a job on TV. You know, fuck it. Oh, maybe. I'm just a sympathetic soul.

It's a mean way. I'm a sympathetic soul, and I just appreciate people who are open and honest, you know. So, um, so did the stress of the show, airing, and social media come in the way of reconciliation and Renegas well, I know is that we haven't spoken or texted in six months and I go back to when she was friends with Heather Locklear Drop that in there just gonna drop that in there boo you are so low. You are so fucking low Oh my god wasn't this the story there that Denise slept with Heather Lockner's that also called her husband? Yes. Who was that?

Was it Richie Sambora? Yes. Yeah, from what I remember that she stole it. I was too lazy to look it up. She stole the husband. So really, it's like, Rina just figures, oh, I'll just get all this nasty shit out now. Because that could have been next year's storyline.

Cause you know they would have gone there So yeah, and to me says like what for you to even bring that up. I wasn't even friends with her I was friends with her ex has been yeah, which I don't know about that and when it's like Google Google it Google it and he's like I don't get it and she's like she's insinuating I'm a bad friend You are a fucking terrible friend Like how can you do that? Seriously, so Denise is like when I are grabbing at straws, okay? maybe

Yeah, so Google it so and he's like okay Doreen you have a new friendship with Denise and have been such a defender and to read like Yes, and it's really got it missing what happened I just lovely Serena and I love Denise. I'll park our questioning Dorees. Can we get back? We've this Heather Locklear thing is out Google the shit must get into it please oh god so yeah I like Andy I did have to say I really like Andy who got them being like so what happened again with Heather Locklear I just don't know what happened what happened could someone tell me what happened because they never really like aired it out yeah and he so knows but he has to have them do it, I guess.

So, and Andy's like, okay, so then Doreet is going on how she really likes Rina and she had a rough time with Rina, but they became friends and she really likes her new friendship with Denise. And Denise is like really crying, and it's sad, you know, because you don't really see real tears often on this show, especially, but she was like really crying and Andy's like Denise I think back to Lisa texting a few years ago saying the time is right for Denise Richards She's so great. She should be on the show and Denise is just crying. I'm just like so what's changed? And he's like, I don't know and so it's like 20 year friendship. Where do you go from here? We're like, I don't know. I don't know. And so I was like, 20 year friendship, where do you go from here?

And I was like, I don't know. I don't know. I mean, we can talk about Heather Lockley or some more short-duty. That's so fun to print that up. She would do that. So, Amber is like, well, unfortunately, we're saying goodbye to Stupid Set.

All right, set and bye, Fenty. Bye. She's like, thank you. I've had a blast. It's just been wonderful. It's like, Bye. She's like, thank you. I've had a blast. She's been wonderful. It's like, gone. She's like, ah, Denise, let's go on through your mind. I'm going to ask you this for the 50 million time this episode. And she's like, well, you know what? I came here today to resolve things with the women.

And I feel like some of the women don't want to do that or move forward. And that was something that I wanted to do You know, I wanted to resolve things also I want to learn my 48 pages of dialogue for tomorrow because I actually do have another job So he's like do you want to be friends with this group? And she's like I mean some of them maybe I don't know Randy sounds fun whoever that is. She sure come up a lot. So he's like so garcelle What was your biggest shock as a noob and he's like, so Garsell, what was your biggest shock as a noob?

And she's like, and then it wasn't scripted. Like coming to America too was. So I'm sure you guys will all be watching that one because you're all so high on supporting other women, right? Right? Daddy, is it hard? Is it harder being pregnant on the show? So Andy, you just, you feel like you're the narrator of the show because you can't drink and you

Remember every single thing that happens Where he's a credit I'm yeah, so One takeaway from Erica. Well, I had fun. It was a great year for me. I was I was one of the all-time achievements being in Chicago And I just I hate discord and I hate cove late And you know she'd happens and if there are two people that are willing you can have a friendship That supports another friendship that's in Chicago in New York And he's like this group is such a testament to friendship

Like really really? Really? Wow, that's quite an example you've chosen. Indeed! So, Andy, Rinna, one thing that you've changed, Rinna, one thing that you would change, Rinna. She's like, nothing, you know what, Andy? I would do everything the same because you know what I am.

Opening on a shut up, Kyle. I am a truth, teller, Andy. I love truth, Kyle. I am a truth teller, Andy. I love truth, Andy. I go with my gut, which is why I don't feed it often. I wanted to say it to top of its game, Andy. OK. You know what? If I feel the need, if I feel something, I feel it.

If I need to say something, I'll say it. If I need to say how long you to something, I'll say how are you? And it's not always easy. If I know you for 20 years, over two years, I will tell you how I feel, and I will grab your throw, and I will rip your larynx right on out of you talking about Harry, ever again. I am a truth-eller! Yes, and Andy's like, Kyle, how do you think this group moves forward? You've been on here 10 years, and Kyle's like, you know what, Andy, here's what I think.

Honesty, Andy, I think being honest literally, you guys, I'm not just making this up. Honesty, I love honesty, Andy. I just love it. You know, when things aren't irreparable, it just takes honesty, Andy. And sometimes you just have to have some one-on-one conversations with the group but one-on-one conversations okay I'm mad at Denise because she's mad at us bringing up in the group but I'm to her I say bring it up one-on-one But we'll bring yours. She's up in a group. Okay. Thanks. Yeah, just be honest

I'm curious like a lot of had issues, but you know what I really love people who can sell houses and get menu when Every single season such as Yeah, so yeah, because Andy's like okay, Doree why don't you Why don't you raise why don't you lead us in a in a toast and by the way Doree has Gucci Gucci glass with Gucci ice cubes I don't even know how you get Gucci ice cubes, but she has them. So Andy tells Doree to give the toast. So Doree goes, may the only pain in your life be champagne. And they're like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, then Kyle goes,

to moving forward and healing, Kyle, it's not your toast. It's not your toast. Of course, Kyle is going to one up with the final toast. No one told you to do a Kyle, it was to reach toast. And then Andy's like Okay, well at least there's no LA traffic waiting for you and then the worst way that can end a season like the worst way They could say fuck you to everybody who's watching show the entire season is by having Teddy go to learn more about the house Go to problem TV dot com. I'm Teddy. I'm Teddy.

Well, I actually really enjoyed that season. I know I did. I did too. I thought it was great. I thought it was funny. I think actually we predicted that part two of the reunion would just be full of fluff and boring. And it wasn't. I think we had three really good reunion episodes, which means that we had a really good season. And I was into it. I really enjoyed it. I was into it. I enjoyed it. I felt I've laughed. I got super enraged by it. And I also really love that it was cut short because great thing is problem with Beverly Hills, especially,

is the same fucking thing going on over and over every single episode all season and this year it was shorter, it was to the point, it was right in time. So please keep that in mind, bravo. Keep adding cities and just keep those seasons to 15 and 15, 16 buddy. 100% except for New York that can go on for about 40 episodes. New York you could do it big brother's file just leave you in campus everywhere. But this is for the other shows. No, I totally agree.

It was divisive. We got enraged, but that's what I love about it. It makes me happy. So thank you guys all for listening. Thank you to those of you who watched us and watched what happens live. And I will be back on our next episode to talk Real House was of New York and part two of that reunion, which

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