Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Dirty Diana

Episode Date: October 14, 2022

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion kicks off with the usual blend of hypocrisy, denial, and Jamie Lee Curtis. And, as an added touch, several unflattering pumpkin portraits!This is a Crappens on Demand recap, which means you can watch us as we record the show here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/73271893?pr=trueSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hi Ronnie, how are you? Well, hi, how are you? Happy Halloween Ends day before Beverly Hills recap day. Isn't such a special day. I thought for some reason I kept thinking it was yesterday and I was so excited to watch Kyle possibly get you know Michael's I mean, I know that's really rude, but it's a horror movie. Okay I don't mean in real life. I want to see Kyle die but in the movie I do because Carl just keep going back to those movies waiting you know the last one I was like and she doesn't die

She's the only person in town that can run fucking Kyle because that big backyard that she has with Mauricio that she runs around it So she got away, but you know I'm very excited to see what they do because she's really stretching out her acting chops this time and she is reading tarot cards Wow and she is reading tarot cards. Wow. I saw the previews. Yeah, so I'm very excited. Wow, wow. I'm just trying to imagine what Kyle as a tarot card reader would be like, I can imagine they're flipping your card back.

Oh, this card? This card right here means you're not being open and honest. You have to be more open and honest if you want to have a better tarot card. The two of cups, I have two cups with bears on them from Rafflor and a cell. She's a bragging every little thing. Yeah. Well, I'm not going to watch Halloween ends because I don't watch horror movies. Sorry to say this everyone. I get I'm scared of horror movies.

I don't like I'm scared. I don't care. You can say that to me. Was let me say sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never harm me, which is a lie. They all break my bones. But you watch the ultimate horror show to me survivor. People just stuck on an island without a home goods. Like that. That is scares me. I'm not going to watch that shit. But survivor is a disaster these days. I have not watched watch that shit, but you don't. Survivor is a disaster these days. Okay, I have not watched the latest episode, but for whatever reason this season, they're really leaning into sob stories.

I mean, there's always a good amount of that. Every season, there's always someone who's overcome something terrible or there was a good death or there was an illness. And that's fine, like I'm fine with those, but this season they're giving it to everyone. There was one girl who was like, I have ADHD and as a kid, because of my ADHD, the teacher had to work with me a little bit harder

and the kids saw that and they started calling me stupid. So for me to be out here right now to be doing this, I'm like, okay, you cannot compete with a woman who lost her leg, okay, I'm sorry. What is that? Because I started watching, I think it was last season and it was like that. It was like this guy, you know, lost his nose and, you know,

farming accident and he's gluten intolerant. And he's like, oh, I just want to do this for my wife. Who's like, I mean, it's who God knows, you know, I mean, it was just too much. It was I think it's this is like a Jeff, this is I'm going to blame Jeff props because he's always trying to have these moments. He'll be like on the show, they'll be a challenge. And some poor lady is

like swimming to the shore against like a rip tide. You finally guess there's the shore. And we have to stop the entire show for Jeff Probe to say, Lindy, wow, that that's what survivors all about pushing through. How does that make you feel? How did make you feel to see Lindy swimming Lindy, do you ever want to swim again? Okay, how does it make you he's like really trying to have these like big I'm all fucking cry. Yeah for liby swimming across the river To the step back to the skaming Lindy made it to shore. I don't need a Fucking job Lindy. Okay. That's me as a host. What are you doing out here wasting your time? Get a job

Losers Speaking of survival anyway is right because it's got to get who does not give a shit about survivor today Anybody listening to this show? Okay, this is not real housewives of Beverly Hills reunion time. How dare we the old Beverly Hills reunion time. How dare we? The ultimate tribal council is the Beverly Hills reunion. But before we dive into it, a few reminders. This is crap. It's not demand.

Hi, everyone. So you can watch us. You can watch Ronnie's checking his mouth right now. So you can watch that. I think I forgot to shave at the corner of my mouth right here. Why do you hate when that happens? There's like a little hair and it pokes you and then you can't stop looking at like Kyle.

But why do you have so many angles on your face? Like, I mean, and I'm chubby, so it's like moving my face, you know, like holding it back and like what? Shaving my face is like shaving my nuts these days. It's like lifting it up and like, you know, squatting to try. And I still have a pizza goddamn hair there. I'm so annoying. Yeah, I'm sorry. Um, well, no, it's fine. It's fine. This is our life. People tune in not to hear about recaps, but to hear about our lives. This is crap is on demand. Go to patreon.com slash watch what crap ends. Uh, if you sign up on crap is on demand level, you get access to this video. We'll also be doing one for Salt Lake City.

Probably going up later today. That was also a bonkers episode. You'll have access to our bonus episode. Our bonus episode this week is going to be the Winterhouse premiere. We'll have that tomorrow. We'll have the Southern Charm reunion up tomorrow. And if you're wondering where our below deck MetaRecap was, it's attached to our real girlfriends

in Paris Recap. It's a lot of content and we're just kind of trying to stay afloat here. And we are doing it because wow, I am floating with rage, huge rage. Oh, and also take a seriously Monday night. Yeah. Well, this reunion made me angry. Yeah. Hell yeah.

But I'm not gonna come from a place of joy because the anger is joy. And I don't wanna be super ranty because how many times can I rant? But I'm in a lot of times. There's 26 episodes, you can rant 26, damn time, or 25 episodes, go for it. Listen, 24, kind of stupid, kind of really.

Just don't leave me without a bitch. I just kind of knows what I mean. Yeah. So are you talking about the Diana stuff later on? Well, the Diana stuff is more rage over it because Diana was putting her place. Yeah, I so beautifully. And I love these fake-ass people. It's like congratulations for fucking your way into Piles of Money, Lady, Congratio fucking Lations, and it doesn't work here. Okay, this is, this is like a housewives show. Everyone is so equalized. It doesn't matter how rich you are or who you are, you will all be treated like crap. Okay, welcome. Well, I just, I was, I was, I, the day on a thing, I'm with you, which is like, I just, I was ang, the Diana thing I'm with you, which is like, I mean, what more can you say?

I mean, she's, she's a piece of shit who's probably not coming back, okay? I was angry at, She was not coming back. Yeah, I was angry at the, I was angry at what I felt was a lot of hypocrisy on stage tonight. Like, especially in the Crystal segment,

I thought it really bothered me Kyle's energy, Kyle's scrutiny towards crystal and her inability to extend that same energy and scrutiny towards people like Rina and Erica really frustrates me because I just, I especially, and especially as we sit here and we talk about why don't Wyman Crystal, say it. You know, you said there was something dark.

What did they say? What did she say? What did you have to say it? You can't just not say it. And then Kyle, a second later says, well, I know why your 14 friends dropped you, but that's not for me to say. Like in the same segment, she pulls that bullshit.

Like that's what drives me nuts on this show. Yeah, it's terrible. But what was kind of the great evener for me was that Kyle showed up like Duret. She showed up trying to look like Duret. And that just, just that insecurity to be reading rumors all season long and then show up blonde looking like Duret.

Yeah, with Winch and you're right. I mean, it just made me feel so good. I was like, I have a fuck off Kyle, but I did it with such a smile on my face, you know? It was so good. Well, the episode opens up with the reunion trailer, which is really one of the finest reunion trailers they've ever done.

I mean, it was, I mean, I'm full of rage, but it was a great hour. I'm gonna say, like it's already off to a great, great hour. So three part reunion. The trailer was wonderful. Everyone's probably seen it. There's no need to go into it, but it was a great trailer. Oh no, let's do it.

We have to, we never recap the trailer, because it's good. It doesn't just show what's coming up. So we see 9.47 pm and Karling. I just, I don't wanna say you're for a toast, I mean, could I leave? Could I leave, Andy? And he's like, Doug, what do you wanna do?

Kyle's a wreck. And then we see 23 minutes earlier. Kyle's still fucking crying. So there you go, everybody. It's a promise of at least an hour of Kyle crying, okay? Because if this is 23 minutes earlier, one hour earlier is Garsell saying you're gonna hurt Kyle, which means it's a whole hour of Kyle crying.

So, but who you see, though, it's to be a very soggy, soggy ride. Yeah. And it's a lot of Kathy going right after Rina, which is wonderful. I said on day to see that this to me is a full, I don't know the right word, but it's basically showing how production is fully

on Kathy's side here. It's an acknowledgement that people want to see Rina get her come up in. Because otherwise they would have shown clips of Rina coming for Kathy. But this is actually they are leaning into they are advertising this reunion on the back of Kathy going full charge on Rina at Rina putting Rina in her place. So that to me shows like they are they're team Kathy. Their team I you know, I don't know yet. I think that they're tricking us.

I think that Kathy is going to get her come up and it's on this. I think some bad stuff is going to come out and they're making it look. I feel like they're tricking us. They're trolling us. They're like making us all cheer and then they're going to pull a fast one and be like, and here's what Kathy said. And it's going to show Kathy in the club and and she's gonna come out in blackface and just like, start screaming the F word at people and tossing little people or something.

Like she's just gonna be horrible. She's gonna be always that risk. I'm worried, I have to say, I'm worried. Well, in a smiley way. That may be Kathy's undoing, but the fact that they're advertising, Kathy on the offense shows that they are, to me that shows a bias for her.

In the sense that it seems to me like production realizes people were not here to see Kathy get taken down. They're going to lead with Kathy being like the aggressor with the hopes that like to lure us in with the idea that Rin is going to be taken down. Whether it happens or not is a whole other issue. That's up to them. So we open with Erica. Everybody's getting ready in that and Erica's getting like a child's beret from the dollar store, you know, clip to her plastic care piece by Laya. And she's like, I always can stay out God name him. I'm having a break now. I'm having a break now.

Yeah, and everyone's arriving at the studio and at one point, Doreet shows up and Kyle is like on like a little balcony. She goes, hi Doreet, Doreet's like, did somebody say hi? Gee, huh? Some of the seven saying hi to me. I just love the, do you have that? Like she, she couldn't source the hello and she couldn't recognize Kyle's voice

so she's just looking around, be wildered. Yeah. And it's like, look up to read, it's a balcony. D-Walk oil, thank you. Oh my gosh. So then on the set, well, we see Garcell and Sutton too. They're in each other's dressing room, I guess, Garcells. And Garcells, like, do you want a bacon or want a little piece of bacon?

And I like that. It's like an extra added fuck you to Diana, you know? Make a bacon cheers. I'm not even on vacation. Bacon, you think what you're telling me? So more glam. I'm telling you, white now if anything happens to my bacon, I'm coming for you. So then Andy's on set and really comes out.

And she's got a minute on the love, which is very at least a Vanderpump very, very, like she's got the official, I'm doing business because I have a minute envelope in my hand right now. I mean business And Andy's like wow manila Yeah, of course I do of course I do Poor right on I can't wait to see what's in that manila. I just cannot wait to see what's in there I just I just feel bad I feel like the reunions have moved into a binder phase and the fact that she's in that manila, I just cannot wait to see what's in there. I just, I just feel bad.

I feel like the reunions have moved into a binder phase and the fact that she's still doing Manila envelopes when everyone knows that now it's all about three-hull punch side pockets dividers. I know. Trapper keeper or die, you know? I know. Look, you don't get to bring on a Manila envelope. Manila, you're probably hills.

Okay, you are more than a Manila envelope. Okay, you have to show that you're someone who went to Staples. And she's been threatening this because on her Instagram, she was putting pictures of the Manila envelope and it says receipts. It says Aspen Receipts. I don't know. I don't know what Kathy did as far as throwing stuff and calling Kyle names that could be printed, but I love

it. I love the idea of Rina and of FedEx kinkos, you know, just find your print stuff out for her Manila envelope. In large, large font. So Andy's like, Garsell, are you on right here? I just joined. And she's like, no, she's like, well, maybe I'll, maybe I'll, if you're on there, maybe I will. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, and they're all standing up. And Kyle got a boob reduction. It's big news on Kyle.

And she's like, I'm so happy. I didn't need to be a double D. It grows, double D's, eh. I realized the larger my film roles, the smaller my press need to be. Oh, God. So Andy's like, we are joined by the exquisite women of the layout. Well let me start by saying this is the shaker's reunion.

We were at Bushy again. Like laughs at his cheek. His cheek humor. And as you can see by the empty spot on the sofa, we are one housewife short today. Diana is not feeling well. She has a free to the reunite us and we will hope to be checking in with her from her home in a little bit Turns out money can't buy you courage. You're fucking whip. Okay, let's move on You know what we have to say by the way

You know we gave Brandy Redmond a lot of shit for when Brandy and Carrie, when they showed up on the Dallas reunion last year, they had COVID and they put those like TVs on a chair and they were there with that bad hotel lighting and all shadowy and looking terrible. And we were just giving them so much shit for looking so bad. But actually, in retrospect, they did it right. They were, they conveyed illness in a way that Diana was not able to convey with her glam and like, it's fireplace and beautiful hair. And it made me realize there is an art to calling in sick on a reunion.

I think Diana did that on purpose. She's just like I'm allergic to poor, sorry. I'm too rich to be there. Fuck you guys, I'm in Hawaii. So, Garcels dressed as a dominatrix. And so they comment on that. And Andy comments on Kyle's blonde hair. And then it's...

He doesn't do anything with Crystal. Yeah, he's like, well, love your hair. Those smaller blooms. Wow. Tell me about you. You're strolling the park. You like parks. Tell me about and there's crystal. I don't think Andy likes crystal. I get that vibe because he literally says, hi, crystal. Great to see you. And she goes goes you too. How are you? And he goes Like, like, circles like who why are you responding to me right now? I just move on Wow, Doreen you always give a such dramatic Hair Doreen and then we see her wild hair and I love that they included like a simple bun and a ponytail Crazy Her wild hair and I love that they included like a simple bun and a ponytail like crazy

Well that's watching drag race that ponytail was reciting a monologue from a bath. It was very. It's dramatic hair Bubbly bubbly twilight Bumbleie. Bumbleie, Bumbleie, Bumbleie, toilet, trouble. Erica, how do you explain your look tonight, honey, boo, boo? And um, Erica's like, when it out, go for ginger and casano. Really, Erica, a shady lady who uses old gross rich men, steals and scams and then dies of a drug overdose. Spoiler great, great costume, great thinking there. It was very costumate because I before she said Casino, you know, her, she's wearing a blue dress with all these sort of like kind of geometric patterns,

but like three dimensional patterns on it. It looks very ice icy and I'm like, oh, let me guess Are we doing ice queen again? How novel? How novel the the ex like the brand is shame the ice queen thing again? Wow Yeah, she looks like one of those tables where you break the glass and they glue the glass and different Yeah, what do you call that? We were just like a mosaic. Aren't we just sharing some DIYs on that like a month ago? I feel like I definitely looked up several DIYs. I was like, I'm gonna make a coffee table like that.

I was so excited and then it was like, you must have this chemical. I was like, no, never mind, bye. Go on away from it. So then Andy is, let's see, oh, really? Now of course, of course, starts with Lois. She's like, I feel good. I've got Lois with me, Andy. This little bird from Mexico. I feel like angels are protecting me, Andy.

Angels, Lois, God bless you, Lois. Like, okay, right now. You're a deep shit in this reunion. But nice try. Nice try with the little chachki It's going to say it's a good thing your mom was hanging out at the chachki shop A tiny tiny shampoo that says oh deduces and this is this is lowest radius like that's from your That's from your hotel So, uh, so Andy's like, okay, cool. Hey, this season when the ladies weren't killing each other They were dying of laughter One confusing charity at a time. Okay, let's look at homeless like toothless segment right now

So we get to see homeless not toothless and then I'll not be able segment right now! So we get to see Homeless Locked Toothless and then all not being able to say it. And then we get to also relive Jamie Lee Curtis coming to Kyle's house and presenting all these gifts from her gift bag. And to read, be like, Now that is chic. Wow, I have never seen some wind chimes. So chic is that, that is chic. Wow, an album by LeSique.

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And they all act like Jamie Lee Curtis is Adele. Like I don't, I don't think Jamie the Curtis has ever received this kind of welcome. I mean, I love Jamie Lee Curtis and everything, but she is the Activia lady these days. Yeah. Well, but he's next to the pillow guy. Yeah, you're gonna love these pillows. Not the my pillow guy.

So, as much as that sounds like it. That sounds cool. That sounds cool, like it. But yeah, she comes on touring out. And she is, I don't know why she doesn't have her Academy Award because the performance she puts on here pretending like she's enjoying this entire experience is wonderful.

She just comes on out. And everyone's just so happy. Kyle gives her a big hug. Of course, and Jamie sits next to her. And I love the car on there, put up Jamie Lee Curtis, Halloween ends. Like, well, I'm happy that they upgraded it from Kyle's friend, but it's like, she doesn't need it,

she doesn't need a subtitle, it's just like Jamie Lee Curtis. I just need it always to say a fish called Wanda or like I don't care, you know. So she's like, oh my God, you're a show, guys, you're a show. She reminds me of an actor, all the actors I've ever waited on, except Kathy Baker, who was not very nice.

But actually, she wasn't mean at all. I was just crazy. But just in case Kathy Baker's out there somewhere, someone's like, my God, mom, you won't believe this guy. Just said you're mean. She's like, how dare he? But every actor you wait on acts like this, where they're like, I want to just be known as a good person.

They're like, hi. Wade, do you prefer I call you server or waiter because I understand the struggle. God, it's a hard pouring water. God, the thing she would do. Wade, you prefer I call you server or waiter because I understand the struggle. God, it's not hard pouring water. God, the things you do. Can you please, he noticed when my water was low and then he came over and he poured some water. God bless it. I wish I'd here, take this fork, take this fork. I've autographed this fork with my spit.

You've done something really great here today, young man. So she has that tone of voice where she's like, this show, I had no idea how much of an impact the show had. You know, the day this aired was the biggest day of my charity. It's also the most tweets I got that said, stop talking to Kyle, you stupid slut. And you're probably gonna die young. Well, too late, miss that boat, but you're gonna die before you're really, really old. You're a great heifer. So it was nice.

That was nice. Yeah, and she says, and you know, I mean, it took me, it took, you know, Kyle's been begging me to come on the show for years and years and years, and I said, I don't do trash television, but you know what? Maybe I'll rethink that now because I just want to say we had so

Such a good response and I've repranded our charity as the sheikest children's charity Thank you my husband Christopher guest came up with that one and I have renamed the Rename the Doreet chic win chime because I will tell you something about your genuine enthusiasm changed my company And so she's excited and Jamie Lee is like yeah Doreet and until I met you. I just thought it was a win time. Then I talked to you for about five minutes and listened to all those empty vessels banging up against each other and somehow making a noise coming out of your mouth. And I thought, I'm naming the win time after you.

And my gift to everyone is how this is crazy. This is Halloween related to gift that you're about to receive. Well, originally they pitched that I would take you all to lunch and would have a pumpkin theme lunch. And I said, I'm not spending any more time than I need to. So what we've done is we've taken a whole bunch of plastic pumpkins and we've carved shapes in them that sort of look like your faces, but also kind of look like the cast of the smurfs.

Anyway, enjoy. your faces, but also kind of look like the cast of the smurfs. Anyway, enjoy. Do you know how much money these women have spent to not have pumpkin faces? Okay. It was not flattering. Oh, I should post my, by the way, my, my, my, Crystal's pumpkin did her so dirty. That was like the craziest of all the pumpkins. I was like, that is not nice to do the crystal. She really gets it all pumpkins just turned backwards. It just looks like a regular pumpkin. Rob's just holding it up like Rob, stop trying to do pride rock with the pumpkin.

Everyone even Andy's dissing her pumpkin. It's like, please turn that pumpkin around. Thank you. Don't want to say hi to that pumpkin. So he's like, wow, you have played this role in Halloween for 45 years. Gosh, you've been running away from things almost as long as BK and Doree. That's a shame, Doree. And she's like, oh yeah. And you know, horror fans are like, how such fans, which I thought was really funny.

And Kyle's like, well, this is so unique, this relationship, because I knew her as a child, you know, and I mean, she was a child too, she was just a teenager, you know, and we're close, we're both mothers, we're both wives, we both drive cars, which is crazy. We both live in neighborhoods with sidewalks. I mean, we are, we're like this, basically.

We both wear mask-era sometimes. Am I right, Jamie Lee? We're right. We're basically bell-strapped. Jamie Lee is like the longer you talk, the longer I have to sit out here, quiet. So, and he's like, and, hey, when does this movie come out? I have no idea when it's coming out.

Let's let the audience know. I'm like, we don't need Jamie to articulate it. And hey, when does this movie come out? I have no idea when it's coming out. Let's let the audience know. I'm like, we don't need Jamie to articulate it. I can barely see her nostril because the rest of the screen is covered with Halloween ends in theaters tomorrow. It's like Jamie Lee up here and then up from the bottom and then from the top and then Kyle,

a picture of Kyle's face swirls through. Like Michael Myers does a tap dance routine across the middle of the screen.. I'm like I get what I know when it's coming out. It's all it's like literally my entire screen right now. And just in case you guys have forgotten how down to earth Jamie Lee is, she's like Kyle, do you remember the first person I talked to when I came on set of the real housewives of the camera man. That's right. Show the clip. I love that clip.

I'm just so homie. And so they show the clip and she's like, hi, cameraman. I know I'm not supposed to talk to you, but I don't care because you know who really makes the show. You guys, it's all you guys. Hello, camera people. Hello, sound people. I don't see you.

You're probably in advance somewhere. But it's me. Do you mean to hear this? Hi, it's me. God, your just is important as me. She gets I'm going to break every rule that's ever been on the show starting with being accountable for my own actions. Wow, already broke the first rule. You already broke the biggest rule on these shows. You have actually you have actual acting talent. Yeah, there's still potential. So Jamie, I said, and then J, and

he's like, oh, thanks, Jamie, for coming here for this totally spontaneous interview, where I was asking questions off the top of my head that happened to be written on these cards, too. And so she's like, thank you. And then she does exactly what you said. She just says, she points to the cruise. And thank you. And thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Without who we would not be here,

my right takes a village, takes a village. Bye. Bye people without faces on pumpkins. Bye. Goodbye. I got you all some of those tiny pumpkins that you see at the supermarket by the checkout. That you think, should I get one of those?

I got them. She's just throwing for you. The pumpkin shape has dispensers at their head as she walks off. Here's the other thing I noticed. Erica is damn terrified. When she said that the beginning she was terrified, I mean, Erica gives us this look. Here, I'm going to show it. I'm going to have to show it.

She's watching this on Craftsman's on demand. This just kills me. Presents, share screen. Let's do it. Not the porn, not the porn. Don't show the porn. You should have a porn. How to look at porn.

Okay, wall my computer. It's too big. So look at this terrified face that Erica has. This terrifies bronze face. She shows it about 20 times and I was cracking up. I can't wait to see what they bring Erica Yeah, I'm a son. It'll be good. So Andy goes, can I ask a dumb question? Erica goes when don't you because whoa

Just a little bit Better I guess I'm just And he's like and we're just getting started. Unless we're Halloween, because Halloween's about to end. Halloween ends in theaters Friday. This is all been so fun. Got a little pumpkins like whistle. Okay, let's get serious. bullying. So we move into the jacks attack on Instagram by bots thing and He's saying the comments were racist and unsettling what's going on guys and Garsell's like well Listen, I mean, it's the most cruel thing anyone can do to a child

And it's the first week of high school for him and then they're sending him my playboy pictures And it really hurt and the one that affected us the most was the one that said, if it weren't for your white daddy, you would have a knee on your neck. I'm right. Jesus. 100% disgusting and I totally unacceptable. And whoever wrote that or commissioned it

should just throw themselves off a cliff. So Garsell, she's basically saying that she's trying to hold it together. And then Andy is like, Rina, you're one of the first people to condemn it. Why feel the need to speak out? I'm like, oh, why feel the need to speak out? Not only that, but Rina's condemning it was such bullshit. Rina was the first one to go on, so she could make sure we all knew it's not just Garsell.

It's all of us. It's all of our family. It's not about Garsell's 14-year-old son getting racist comments. All of us are. You know, this was her like all lives matter. Message, she put. She put, we're doing a TV show, something, something. For God's sake, love to hate us, but leave the kids alone. Going after her son is disgusting, and it's just like what happened to Porsche, Carl Richards' child, that's disgusting and acceptable. What you've done to my own kids is disgusting. The threats to the pretty messes son, who's a fucking adult cop? Like shut the fuck up.

To put those all in the same category is fucking disgusting. And fuck you for doing that. That's a really gross arena. Like the first person who comes out against this isn't coming out against it at all, but they're pulling a cow and being like, but what about us? No. And then that's the segment actually kind of does become that

because an Andy starts talking about how they all are receiving such terrible comments on social media. And so we see, I didn't even bother writing them down, but we see all the different, like terrible things that people have tweeted or commented or whatever to the entire cast. And Eric is like, I don't like what it is.

I wrote them down. I wrote them down because I think they're important because the comments to this 14 year old child and then the comments that a regular housewife is getting and then them Making that all equal pissed me off. It really pissed me off. They're pretty mess feeling scared yet The further the season gets the more you should be worried about being in public talk about a marked woman not nice Still not the same as being racist to a 14 year old child

feel not the same as being racist to a 14 year old child. Can not stand this beast, Lisa Rima, get her. Oh yeah guys, it's totally the same thing. What the fuck are you doing over there? Yeah, it was weird that they again had pivoted to like look at what's happened to all the women here. And so although I did think it was bad for Kyle, a member, whatever the tweet was, it was tweeted at Portia. Like that's not cool at all.

Like I think that is really bad. So, I said, how does it feel having a mean bully as a mom and that horrible guy to call your dad? You know, it's not good. I'm not saying like, it's fine for them to get bullied or their kids to get bullied. It's just not the same thing at all. It's not the same thing.

Yeah. So Andy starts talking about how several of the comments seem to be from bots and he's and he basically asked, did you think that someone in the group might have been behind it? And Garza was like, yeah, she's like, absolutely, I thought someone was behind it. And she's like, she's like, you know, I didn't know for a fact that they, you know, that anyone would have actually said these things, but maybe they by purchasing the bots, you know, that anyone would have actually said these things, but maybe they, by purchasing the, the bots, you know, it felt like there were, there was like a pattern of attacking my children and it felt like it was someone who didn't want me on the show. And this was a way to get me off the show because if you attack my children, most likely,

I'll leave. And so that's why I felt like it was someone on the show who may have done this. And I had not thought of that angle before. I thought that was really interesting. And true, like good thinking. And she's not thought of that angle before. I thought that was really interesting and true, like good thinking. And she's like, and so that's why I felt that, but I do have an investigation going on my own. And he's like, well, I'm not alone is saying I am appalled. And America.

And then he starts telling us, you may love to hate us and hate to love us or whatever. But please remember, we condemn this kind of behave really do you because you're You still have Diana and Rina coming on here. They're the worst offenders of this shit Don't don't give me this low to shit. Don't start telling me. I'm a fucking bowling look to your right sir or your left I think Rina's on his left. Listen to your left. right? Renaissance. This left. Listen, we condemn these mean tweets and vicious social media reactions.

We unequivocally condemn unless it's coming from one house so I have to another and we can build a season off of it. Exactly. We condemn bullying. We cannot monetize. Okay. And Carl's like, thank you. Thank you so much for saying that.

Shut up, Kyle. So then, and then it goes this pivot of like no, let's talk about to read Tom invasion. I was like whoa, okay We're just gonna dive right into that now. They really are they're just like Flaming games and the worst things that happened this season. All right, no Well, let's go like those pumpkins are barely finished wheeling off of the sad like those pumpkins are barely finished reeling off of the sat as like, you ever into such heavy shit right now? I mean, the the the whip lash I'm getting between these topics is really intense.

So we see the Doreet segment are getting robbed her having breakdowns and all that stuff. And so he's like, so God, that was hard to read. Lamb, lamb, lamb, God, that was hard. I'm too comfortable. What segment was that? Someone a Doreet. That was hard to read, damn, what is it? God, that was hard of course. What segment was that? Someone had to read, right? God, that was hard to read. She's like, it was Indy. And he asked how her life has changed and she's like,

oh my God, what a one thing that happens after trauma. There's not one aspect of your life, it's not touched. Every time PK E-supringle says one pop, a cat stop. A freak out and start crying and it's what happened. That really little thing about it. All right, and he's just like falling asleep. Yeah, she was talking about her trauma and everything. I mean, she's going on a very serious stuff about how her mama instinct kicked in to save her kids. And she felt like, if she could show that she wasn't a threat,

that would leave her alone. And Andy's asking, he's saying, there were, he's like, there were a lot of naysayers. I mean, people said, who leaves a cell phone by the gates? You can go go the cops. And there's also a theory that PK orchestrated the robbery as an insurance scam. And she's like, Andy, Andy. I'm struggling with just trying to get one pringle out of the stack before PK attaches the entire can. Okay, I have a lot of things to do, then orchestrate one of these things To assume that pk would pull off an insurance scam as to assume that pk would have the foresight to pay off the

Insurance in the first place and let me tell you something one of the worst creditors to have is the little green lizard Asking for his money every month No, no, no, no, we're to even get that time you were lizard No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no repeat purchase, so I mean, I may be traumatized, but I'm not an idiot. Um, so crowds like, yeah, it's because it's last season. And Andy is yawning. And to be like, really, really am I boring you Andy? Again. And then we get a clip of the last reunion

where he was yawning at that. Terrible. And he said this year he goes, sorry, I just swallowed a yaw. And then last year she gets really handy and he goes, sorry, I just swallowed a yaw. It's like the literal exact same interaction. She said the exact thing last year. Am I boring you?

Is that much undy? So funny. And she's like, I'm really sorry, really sorry, sorry please continue please and she's just staring them down and she's like I take it day by day fucking asshole she let me go this topics a lot harder for me than it is for you Andy you know and he asks her so do you still have PTSD and she goes I've diagnosed PTSD all right not just regular all right Did Van Dyke's ghost came by and said diagnosis PTSD

Don't try to keep this up in that version of PTSD So then Kyle who never misses an opportunity to you know make it a trauma Her own she goes. Yeah. Oh guys. Did I tell you guys that we were reached out to you by the person who burglarized us and said he had our things? Everyone's like, what? And she goes, yeah, he reached out to my sister-in-law and said, I was the person who burglarized her home, you know, and I was put in jail. And all of your items were in my grandmother's house who's being really open and honest

guys. I think you should join the cast. This story is so weird. So he calls the sister-in-law and says, I've got the stuff in my grandma's house. I'm in jail, give me money. And so she sent him some money. What the fuck, Kyle?

And then he said, oh no, I don't trust you guys. You're calling the police. And I said, I don't care about the police. I just want the stuff. And Erica's like, what? What the fuck are you doing? You should have had him get a fucking lawyer to keep all those persons in a drawer into. But this is shady and Kyle Andy asks the question that was on my mind, which is did you

get your mom's ring? Cause I was like, if anything, sounds like a scam. This sounds like a scam. It sounds like Kyle got caught taking a picture with one of her items that she claimed was stolen and is now trying to say like, oh, but we got it back because they sold it back from the guy and Jail calling my sister a lot through the, just the way. But it wasn't this, yeah. And here for me, I wanted to know more about it because I wasn't sure did she actually get stuff back because sound like the guy got freaked out

but they sent him some money and she's like, oh, it was only a little bit of money which is probably like $75,000. And, but I was like, did you get it back? Did you not get it back? And then, and Kyle goes, isn't that crazy? And then, there goes, no, that's called a shakedown. That's she.

Erica's right. She's called got fully. Yeah, I'm like, I'm in practice in the free years. I like when Erica goes, why would you send a fucking dime? He's a fucking criminal. Oh, Erica. Oh, the parents are my earrings back now. Um, so now, Ann.

Just quarreling her earrings in her back now. So now, and- And her earrings in her ear like pinging, pinging, pinging, pinging. Commissions. Here comes one right now. So now Andy is like, oh good. Now I can beat up on someone. It's the crystal segment. Crystal's need for safe spaces

and speaking her truth, left the women at a loss for words. Will this generation gap ever be bridged? It's a question for the ages literally. Let's watch. So then we see that. And I love the Crystal clip is really funny because she's like, you know, you made me change a word.

I mean, that's not very safe space. Like, I felt very triggered. Like I liked that they got all of her keywords in there, you know, like all the millennial keywords in there. Right. So Andy first asked about eating disorder and why she felt the need to share it on social media. And she talked about how she really thought it was important to say it out loud because

she feels like people in her culture are quiet and keep things close to the vest and she wanted to, you know, share it, but also show that everyone has a different experience, et cetera. And then someone on Twitter asks, someone who says that they are... Sobo from Chico says, is someone who is suffered from bulimia for two decades, our biggest fear is that someone will walk in on us, benching and or perching. Is that what you experienced? And she's like, no, no, you know, the situation with Sutton was attached to it, because it was like body image issues. Like, I do have that. So it was like kind of attached to that.

And he's like, you're from Hippocrits. Says Kyle, why is it okay for you to bring up your eating disorder when crystals opening up? But it was wrong for Sutton to bring up her miscarriages to Diana. Isn't it the same thing? And also your home robbery just five minutes ago when we're talking about Doreet and Kyle's like, um, and for the future, every topic that we'll bring up tonight. Cause like, um, yes, it is. Um, well, look, my behavior at ourselves party was terrible because that's what people in Twitter told me. So, you know, and in that moment, after two much tequila, am I right? Cause tequila is kind of my

thing. I was thinking when someone's sharing something, like she always had to be like, I had that too. I had that too. Because I drank so much. And I said it wrong. What I meant to say was, I had it too. I guess I was just much and I said it wrong. What I meant to say was, I had it too. I guess I was just mad that I wasn't able to be the one to yes and Diana in that moment. And then they show the clip and it's so much worse than I remember. Carl goes, and she's grabbing Sutton. She grabs her arm and she's like, she lost a baby.

You did not. Well, I mean, maybe years ago, we don't know. Fuck off. I know. Imagine somebody get that about the home ago, we don't know. Fuck off. I know. Imagine somebody like that about the home invasion that she's pee-backed on, like three different times this season would be. Right. So, and he's like, well, pooped from T says,

Erica, why on earth would you tell someone with an eating disorder to take laxatives? And she's like, no, no, no, no, no. I said, this is what I would do. I thought I was empathizing, okay? But then I found out, hey, you can't say that. This is like when OJ Simpson was going to write a book that said, if I had done it,

this is how I would have done it. Like, if I did it or whatever. Like, what is this? Like, when she goes, no, no, no, I'm not telling her to do it. I'm saying if I were to do it, whatever. Like, what is this? Like, when she goes, no, no, no, I'm not telling her to do it. I'm saying, if I were to do it, this is the method that I would take. Like, what?

Like, we don't need that insight into your life at this moment. And she says, listen, I grew up in the dance studio. So, you know, my head was coming from behind. You know, it was coming from a, how do I say it? Like, if it was me, that's how I would do it. So my god, Erica still, yeah, she keeps, she keeps like, she's leading into it. She's sticking to it.

And then Andy's like, well, you also followed up by saying, hey, don't eat the chicken nuggets. No, well, I mean, first of all, that was a bit later. And of course, Max Marta said that she can have a chicken tender. Yeah, I did it. It was the wrong thing. I'm just saying, if I were to not have a snack right now, this would be the snack I wouldn't have.

This cracked me up because of the chicken tenders. And Erica goes, yeah, I did it. I did it. It's like the end of a matlock. You know, where you finally have broken Erica down enough that she'll confess. And it's over a chicken nugget. It was time. It was the wrong thing, little sorry. Bro, I'm Erica Dam and I'll have to chill Come Fast. I hope we're chicken nugget. That's dark.

It was the wrong thing, but oh, sorry. Well, Dan from Teen says, Crystal, how'd you feel about Doree? Sharing with a group that you threw up every day. And Crystal's like, um, that was not okay. And Doree goes, we're in a really, not. We're not. How is Doree so befuddled by that reaction? Doree, Doree.

You told the entire nation that Crystal vomits every single day and she's like confused by Crystal will be mad about that. This is also another area of hypocrisy for later with Kyle that we'll talk about, but love it. Crystal's like, when I shared that information with you, that was private, okay? And when I speak about it, I'm very careful with how I say it because it's graphic, it's shameful.

And then when I saw that, that's unacceptable. That's not okay. and to reach like, Crystal, you were talking to the entire table about it and then still, still, I was like, gee, I had never mentioned it after that until it was brought to my attention that you raised it to the group and I thought, gee, I'm not sharing something that's a secret.

Oh my God, Caddy, but saying, you know, your friend is having trouble and then jumping right into, oh, I talked to her and she told me she's throwing up every day, just vomiting everybody, but it's just some, you know, casual conversation. So, Crystal's like, okay, well now I'm telling you

that, and we can have a discussion privately about what's private and what can be shared, but that felt terrible. And she's like, well, I'm truly sorry, I'm truly sorry, I'm truly,, I'm truly sorry, I'm truly, I should stop saying truly because Piquet hits when I put Truvian, his frosted flex, he gets very offended like I'm trying to trick him,

which I am of course. And Doreet has the same tone that she says, I'm truly sorry, as she had when she was berating Andy Cohen for Yarn, and she's like, Well, I'm truly, truly sorry, sorry, am I boring you with my apologies? It's like, but she's like arranging her earrings like she's like, well, I'm truly, truly sorry. Sorry. Am I boring you with my apologies? It's like, but she's like arranging her earrings like she's pissed, right? Yeah. So Andy's like, okay, well, let's turn to the dark comment.

Sutton's will both of we made last summer, Crystal. You were implying that Sutton made racist comments, but wouldn't acknowledge what they were. I want to Yon, but I will not yon crystal. Go ahead. And she's like, well, I need to give context to the experience because that was the first time that I'd ever talk to Sutton. So like Sutton today, I mean, I wouldn't have had that same energy if she said that. It would have been a different experience. And he's like, but you brought it up a year later and you didn't know her. And she goes, well, it was not something specific. It was like an overall conversation that made me feel a certain sort of way.

And we see the clip of her saying, you guys, there was a lot more than that said before that statement. So that's where all this is coming from. Right. And so Tristol's like, would you guys feel that way too, right? You get it. And they're like, no, they're at the same time. We're like, no, we don't get it. And Carl's like, no, you said she said something very dark and it's so bad.

I can't repeat it. And then you go on, watch what happens live and you say it again. Right. What she did. What she did. This is all true. And I like crystal, but yeah, it's crystal. Yeah, but she did say this.

I would have liked Crystal just to have said, to me, what I always have inferred from this was that basically, sudden said something to Andef. She doesn't want to go back there, but it was to Andef. I imagine the darkness of it all really comes from the fact like, man, after everything we just went through in the summer of 2020 that you're still talking like this, you didn't pick up on anything, I'm imagining that's where like that darkness came from. I just have, I am a, me too. Like that's the vibe of what you're saying, right? We've seen the shit that Sutton does say and it's like, oh god Sutton, like, and we even see a clip of it where Sutton's like, and I'm looking there and I'm looking at my hot tub. And I'm thinking there is my kid,

there's a little black kid, there's a little Chinese kid, some kind. There's a puppy, which isn't a kid, but still, I mean, in a hot tub with children. I mean, it's just, it was like the United Colour it's a binge-tongue in there, okay? I just, there was even a red head, okay? We even let a ginger in our pool. It's how the army rakes us make a shriksist. I mean, we found that ginger in a locker that she

had been locked in. We put it to be honest, it was next. I was just looking for the right locker. She had me, but I say, come over, get in the pool. You know, I'm not racist at all. Me even masterhead heads. Yeah, I think that crystal, I think we've said this before. Crystal basically was like, I'm drawing a line because I don't want to get dragged into another one of these things and I don't want to go back to this issue with Sutton, but by her saying, I don't want to go back there, she winds up getting dragged back there, regardless. So yeah, Crystal kind of like, she doesn't just answer. She doesn't answer.

She doesn't answer and that's a problem. But I also see, see you know in her defense I see that she's made some kind of pact with Sutton. Yeah, because every time this happens what is Sutton to Sutton shuts the fuck up Either literally tight lip like I am not saying a thing because you know whatever it was You know is gonna be not good. And basically, Crystal is saying now, she's kind of like revised it to saying, it wasn't that she said something specific,

it wasn't like a specific statement, it was the tone of the conversation was dark to her. And which kind of I think supports like hour or at least my inference of probably why she was saying, oh, that felt dark because it was, it was, there's probably just reaked of tone deafness. And which I wish he just would, I do wish you would say that. I don't think she's obligated to say that. I just wish you would say that just to shut up Kyle. Well, we all know that crystal uses, you know, crystal uses words like it was heavy and dark and I was violated. Over things to other people would not use that kind of language like that heavy language. Like she kind of codes her language in a very traumatic way.

And I think that's kind of the whole segment, right? It's like, you know, I'm not willing to, I'm not, I'm not willing to rake over the coals for using kind of therapy buzzwords. Because the truth is they all do it, but they only give Crystal the heat for it. I mean, look at Rina, look at Diana, everything. You know, Diana, Diana, you know, won't go to a store because of dust, you know, she, like, how many people left Kyle's house and asked him

because they weren't comfortable, you know, Rina saying that she locked the door because of the Cathy, and they all sort of say different versions of I felt violated. They all lead into these things of like, it wasn't a safe space for me. Rinna does all the psycho babble at the homeless, not toothless thing when she has a breakdown.

They all do it, but they just come down so hard on Crystal for doing it because they like to sort of say, oh well, she's a millennial. I think Crystal dug her. I think Crystal dug her own grave with grave with this one honestly because that going on Watch what happens and being like oh it was way darker Then what they showed and everyone's like oh girl and then Not able to say I mean I think Chris I think she dug her own hole there and then the hole

I feel violated I mean my opinions on the record about that whole thing I don't need to go back into that but I like crystal but she's having trouble here where I really have trouble with this is when Kyle comes into it. That's when I get pissed off for crystal. You know, that's what I agreed. That was that that was what made me the most pissed off. The other stuff is sort of like, uh, whatever. But when Kyle, Kyle comes in and we see like real Kyle, this is season one Kyle, like emerges, this is the Kyle who's not trying to be You know endeared by the public. It's not the right use of endeared She's not trying to to be loved by the public

She's not trying to be this nice person who cares about openness and honesty This is someone who is angry and probably jealous who is wants to take her down a peg Well pisses me off because all this energy all this Information is coming from Teddy the Kyle's peg. Well, pisses me off because all this information is coming from Teddy, the Kyle's getting. And that just pisses me off. It's like, fucking Teddy, shut up Teddy. Like how many times do people have to say it? Shut up, just shut up.

You're not on the show anymore. But here, Teddy is warming her way back in because that's where Kyle's getting all this. So Kyle's like, well, okay, so Andy says, when I asked you on what's what happens live, if that was the comment, you know, the kids and the pool thing, you said it was worse than that. And Chris was like, well, no, no, no, I'm sorry, but that's not the comment I was referring to. It was the conversation. It was like a conversation. It was nothing specific. And Kyle's like, yeah, but do you understand that what you're saying now is completely the opposite of what you said,

then, then we see a clip of Crystal saying there was a lot more said prior to that that was very dark. So in this clip, she is saying there was a lot more said. Yeah, that confirms what that only I don't see every contradiction whatsoever. And all of a sudden, Kyle's gonna be the contradiction, please. And yet, where is this energy for Rina or Erica? And so, Kyle's like, so then you weren't telling the truth in LaKinta, which that didn't prove. So, crystals like, no, this is my experience.

And you called my experience lying and Garsell's like, no, not your experience. What you said was that she said something dark. And crystal says, but that's how I felt. And Andy's like, ah, cause like, either a weather or a weather, right? But then Kyle's like, no, but hold on, you said specific.

You said specific, which, no, she didn't. Yeah, Kyle, there's a reason why Kyle was a bit part on ER and not a bit part on law and order. Okay, she doesn't understand how to make illegal arguments in real housewives. So Garcell is basically like, look, I wanted to know, what I couldn't understand

is why did you just say it? Because if she said something racist, that's gonna have me question my friendship with her. And Kyle said, it felt like you wanted us to believe she said something racist. And Chris was like, I did not want that. And if I wanted to bring that up, I would have done that two years ago.

I hate that thing like you wanted us to think that she was racist, because say what you will, Chris will be elusive when maybe she shouldn't have been elusive or any of that, maybe like was it a good use to say dark, was it good for bringing up to watch happens live, et cetera. This whole thing of like you wanted us to think that she was racist.

If she wanted you to think she was racist, she would have said, Sutton said this, you know, we already know that Sutton, we already know that Sutton was saying ignorance shit because we all saw it. And this is all stemming from that same conversation that same day. So we already all know that. So Kyle being like, you want it as to believe she said something racist. It's like, we already know that she said racially

problematic. Like tone-deer problematic. Yeah, that's the first. So the crystals, you know, so Erica goes, what a cop out? Which is hilarious coming from fucking Erica. So Andy's like, so why did you find the comment about the pool offensive?

You did find that offensive, right? And she's like, yeah, I did. And he's like, so why did you find the comment about the pool offensive? You did find that offensive, right? And she's like, yeah, I did. And he's like, but why? And she says she found it to be a very offensive conversation. And you guys don't have to. And like, you don't have to find it offensive to. And that's it. And so then Andy's like, son, what's your reaction?

And she's like, son's just hoping she's not called on because she just wants this all to go away, right? So she goes, well, I understand where Crystal was coming from last year and maybe I used mother-fuckin' words that I shouldn't have used. And we've talked about this and I've learned a lot of stuff and because we can be friends and we can move through it

and I think the respect in this group needs to be there as well. But why make this okay, Satan? Why are you making it okay, Satan? Now all of a sudden, Lisa and Erica are furious that two people on the cast just want to kind of let's move forward, let's not dwell on it. When that's all that she and Kyle and Erica

and Dury do, whenever there is like, there's some sort of controversy and they're missed that, like implicates them. whenever there is like, there's some sort of controversy and they're missed that, like implicates them. They're always like, let's move forward. We just wanna move forward. So, crystals, like, why can't we just be okay? Why won't you guys allow us? And Andy's like, well, I think it's great that you're okay,

but I spent three episodes watching, wondering what the dark comment was. And crystals, like, well, make it a learning experience. And he's like, well, yeah, the learning experience seems to be don't accuse someone of saying something very dark on television. And then don't back it up! I'm like, you realize what the entire second half of the season was based off of was rena doing that exact thing. I just want someone to finally acknowledge us on this reunion. Right.

So to read it's like, where's the reason you brought it up to begin with, was Garsell said that something could have said anything. And you would have said, you're that girl. And Garsell goes, that's exactly right. Yeah. Garsell's dramatic word choice. Right. And Crystal's basically like, no, I didn't say this to make myself look good and because to save yourself. And Crystal goes, it was an impossible situation. I never wanted to bring it up.

It's one of my biggest regrets, not just in the experience of the show, but in my life. And then, it costed Rina giving her like, ha! Face where she looks at the ceiling and goes, ha! Ha! Biggest, biggest regret of your life. Ha! I don't know if I believe that. Ha! I'm like, Rina, don't ask Skeptical about her saying something dramatic like that. You are the queen of making proclamations.

You threw a glass and an Amsterdam and now you're gonna like give this look as if Crystal's crazy for saying it's one of the biggest regrets of her life. So Andy's like, well, after Crystal talked about her safe space in Likinta, Kyle called her a dramatic millennial. Kyle, what does it mean to be a dramatic millennial? And isn't that redundant? Wow, jeez, he just kind of rolls his

eyes. Like he's both bored with the question and with millennials. I was like, if it weren't for millennials, you wouldn't have a sex life boomer. Okay. Call it down over there. You better be thankful for where your bread is buttered. So, Kyle's like, you know, it's just where it's like violated, safe space, triggered. And Crystal's like, yeah, but didn't, she, Crystal's not, she's just not very good at this. She, I mean, she's not good at this. This is not, this is not the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the bottle that she should have leaned into right here. She's like, didn't you say violated when someone broke into your home? Good, this is not the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the should have done then was go on the offense and said, violate, you know, this is semantics, like how is this different from,

you know, any other excuse, any of you guys have put up there to not stay at someone's house overnight on a trip or to leave a party early. I mean, you have, you have Rina saying, we have Rina leaving Crystal's own party later in the season saying, I can't because I've got PTSD from Kathy Hilton.

That's to me as big of an exaggeration as this violation. And I'm actually always supported Crystal saying that she felt violated, but like if you're gonna say, oh, Crystal was violating, and then you have Rina saying, I had PTSD from Kathy Hilton having a tantrum in Aspen and I still have this PTSD a week later

and no one's gonna come down on her about that for being like a bullshit exaggeration that honestly could be very millennial too. That's why I get frustrated. It is the lack of, I just feel like the standards are different for different people. And of course, when people are friends, you're gonna have different standards for your friends.

But the way they just go after someone in such a ruthless way, but then turn the other cheek, is that I'm not sure if that's the proper use to turn the other cheek, but turn the blind eye towards their friends equal behavior. So, crystals like, listen, it's experience, okay? Why do you have to spend weeks harping on someone's word instead of asking about their experience?

And Rinne does the thinking emoji face where she's like, hmm. And crystals like, that's all you do. I mean, why don't you just get to know me better? And Kyle's like, well, because I tried and I saw someone making up a story. And she goes, but it's my truth. And Kyle's like, but your truth wasn't true. And with Kyle, like, I hate that term, it's my truth.

I hate that. What is the truth? Okay? If it's your feelings about something, that's one thing. But it makes, I about something, that's one thing. But it make I hate that saying. So Kyle's like, the truth is there was no dark story, which is where Kyle's wrong again. You see this whole. Yeah. I don't know. Hard to even talk about this show because I like jump sides like every line. I just don't, you know, I just

feel like Kyle is just not in a place to tell Crystal that she shouldn't have felt violated when someone walked into her room and she was fully naked. I just don't, like, yeah, so if you want to argue about the word violating, if the violate was too strong of a word, fine, but I just feel like at the end of the day, whatever word you're going to use, Crystal felt some sort of way. And Kyle's not still not allowing her to feel that way. And Kyle would be furious if allowing her to feel that way. And Kyle would be furious if someone told her not to feel. Kyle is the one who who goes out of her way to shed tears

over something stupid. Like Porsche dropped a cracker on the floor. And like, this will be one of the last times I ever get to see her do that because she's only 13, which will be on the house soon. So like, she's always taking opportunities to feel emotions about things. And if someone said, Kyle, this is not a sentimental moment, she would have your head off. So Andy was like, well, as a millennial, you said you weren't surprised that the women didn't know

that requesting Michael Jackson was problematic. And Kyle goes, what? And he's like, well, he is requesting Michael Jackson problematic. And she goes, yeah, I think so. And Erica goes, why? I was like, oh God, a fucking course. Erica has to stay up for like, for like, clear,

she has to stay up for the legal system now. He beats the cult. He beats the accusations, cause you know, it's a proxy battle for her, right? For like, if she gets out of this, like no one better say anything bad about me. The charges would drop, so. I don't know, I guess we'll Andy is like, yeah, that's what tonight.

Andy's like, mean from girls is just a water down version of Heather says, I want to know what crystal did to give 14 friends to Dumber. I believe it too, because 14 is so specific. Any number would be specific. You know, it's 13. Oh my god, what a specific number. Like any number would be specific. You know, it's 13. Oh my God, what a specific number. Like any number would be specific. So crystals like, first of all, this is shitty. I don't think someone should have to talk about stuff like that.

It's not on the show. So crystals like, well, actually, renegade me incredible advice. Everyone is like, which I usually do hold on side I emoji. She just can't give the thumbs up emoji. I don't know if you heard about that, but Gen Z does not like the thumb up emoji. So crystals like, well, I said that I've got a group of friends

who aren't talking to me since I've been doing the show. And then she said, well, get ready because that happens. And crowd's like, oh, well, some of these people were asked to be on the show, too, though. Were they? Yeah. Were they cast? Yeah. And Chris was like, uh, and Craig Collins, like, I mean, you said since you've been on the show, you've noticed the difference with these women, but some of these women have been asked to join, you know, and Chris goes, well, it's when I got on the, when I got the show is when they started

doing this. And Chris, and Kyle, didn't you just say it was after you got the show that they got weird with you? Like Kyle thinks she's bustin' open some huge case. She goes, no, that's when I said I talked to her about it, but it was like before the show, it was before the show. She was, but you just said that it was when you got on the show. And Kyle said goes, yes she did. And Crystal's like, okay, like after I said yes to the show,

I think, and I hate having to like decipher what people are saying, but Crystal's so bad at it. Yeah. I think she's saying there was like problems with her friends when they were all deciding to do the show. The rumor is, is that a couple of people were in contention to do, or think, what do you call it? They were in the running to do the show,

and that Crystal was telling them, oh no, don't do it, that's stupid, I would never do it. And then Crystal turned around and took the show. And they, they all got mad at her. That's a broom, or I don't know if it's true. But it sounds like there was, but then stuff about that, but whatever it is, it's not your fucking business, Kyle.

But Kyle kind of like gas-like situation because she goes, this is all very confusing. stuff about that, but whatever it is, it's not your fucking business, Kyle. Kyle kind of like gaslight situation because she goes, this is all very confusing. Like, well, you made it confusing because you're the one who was splitting hairs over. Did they, did they react when you got the show after you got the show during the show? Like, she starts really getting granular about the timeline of this. And then it gets confusing for everyone. And then she goes, this is confusing. It's like, well, you did that, Kyle.

You confused it. And Crystal's like, how? How is this confusing, which it was my to see her finally getting pissed? And Kyle's like, because you just contradicts to yourself before, after, after before. I mean, those are different words. And she's like, I just clarified it, Kyle. How is it confusing? Is anyone else confused and they're like I

Okay, I request Michael Jackson I'll give a fuck That's like just like you said the women after you started filming they got weird and Rina said get used to it and Chris goes yeah well well that started before I filmed. The call goes, oh, okay. So does nothing to do with you being on TV then. Okay, because I had heard it had nothing to do with the show, but I don't want to talk about that stuff, you know,

that kind of thing. I love that Kyle acts like that's how it works. Like just one day they call you, they're like, you're on the show now and then you show up and you start shooting a show. It's like years of interview processes. It's like a year. It's like a long time that you go through the interview process that they come to test

shoots at your house, that you kind of meet people, that you may be on it, you may not be on it. It's not just an easy time like, and kind of fucking knows that, you know, it's also annoying. But what's also annoying here is that she also is saying, I heard had nothing to do with the show, but I don't wanna talk about that stuff. So suddenly, it's totally cool to be vague about conversations, you know, like suddenly,

it's okay to leave them there. Yeah, you can assassinate someone's character, but you don't have to get into it deeply, and just leave it there. And that again is where that hypocrisy that just makes my blood boil with this show. So now Diana joins from home and Diana's like, Hi everybody! Hi!

She doesn't think herself just pretend to be sick. She doesn't throw in a sniffle. She doesn't do in a cough. She doesn't try to change her voice. And she also doesn't wear anything. She doesn't even do like the I'm sick. So I wear a sweater today. She just like is in a she just looks perfectly healthy. and so I think she got new teeth Maybe they were like COVID teeth. I mean her teeth got COVID so Andy's like well I know that you're very sick, but I gotta tell you if this is sick you look pretty good Just oh Andy you don't want to see what I look like this morning Was that you trying to cough?

Yes, I just imagine being in poor people's shop, but does everywhere. Uh, uh, well, your lawyers are very busy. You sent ceasing to cis letters because of rumors about you online. The biggest accusation is that you're some sort of manum and your book was a catalog of sorts we had no idea about this when we cast you. This is crazy! And nothing could be further from the truth. I mean, that book was done.

I'm very, very proud of it. And it was done. It just done a lot of good for a lot of people. It broke my heart and now I have to do something that was so special. Well there's a lot of chatter that you had something to do with Jeffrey Epstein. Did you know Jeffrey Epstein? And she's like oh I never met that man. It's very funny. To find out that picture was in 97 in New York. Well in 97 I was refugee in London without even paperwork So it's actual physical impulsibility

Well, you've been linked to everyone from Justin Demberlain to Guy Richie as well I just said what is this Andy? What the fuck is that? How are you going from Jeffrey Epstein and making it sound like oh yeah Well, you're also linked to Justin Bieber and Guy Richie like okay, are they also sex track? Is there any story with that there and what about Kid Rock about that and then I was like oh Femme fatal. I'm a family busy woman I don't know how I even do all these things They're my friends and my love to friends.

Yeah, I mean, I guess, but that would be the same allegation of Jeffrey Epstein. So anyway, everyone's like, Yeah, oh, I mean, gosh, it's just Diana. I mean, Diana, she's so weird, she's famous. And so Garsell's piss, she's the only one not like laughing all over Diana. And so, and he said, well, you also caused a big deal with an Instagram account called Philly Diva.

What happened there? She goes, oh my god, I was so modified, just so modified. And he's like, well, what did you think you were saying there? And she says, well, you know, black content to me. I associate with dark web or something not positive, you know? Like if you say, like I didn't associate it with female or skin color or any of that. I don't know what race is, but I do know what the dark web is.

Like, what? Yeah, how about the dark web? Well,, what? Yeah, how about the dark web? Well, how do you fuck you know about the dark web? What are you talking about? And Andy's like, well, Crystal, when she explained it to you, did you understand her content? Her intent. And Crystal's like, well, when I first saw it,

I was like, what the fuck? So I was like, going to call her out. And so I called her to call her out. And she started screaming, like, can you believe there's black content creators out there? And I was like, to call her out and so I called her to call her out and she started screaming like can you believe there's black content creators out there And I was like what are you saying and she said they admit they write just mean things They just troll us and then I understood that she didn't understand I was like hmm. I don't know. It seems a little bit like a pass A total pass. Yeah, it really does really you didn't notice that the one person's account that you're commenting on is a black woman. Like out of all of the people on Instagram

who are posting about your bullshit, the one you go after is this small new black woman creator. Yeah. Diana's so full of shit. So she's like, oh, it took me 10 minutes to even process it. And then it was fast apology after that. And I can't apologize to novani. God, Diana wants to be the smartest person in the room and the dumbest person in the room. Like, you can't be both. They're sick of both.

You can't be, you can't be smart and stupid. Like, hey, hey. So, Andy was like, well, in asking the lion air crash, victims were big topic of conversation. Diana, you said that they should put their money where their mouth is and you announce you'd give money to the victims. Oh, I did. You know, money has been given and what Erica is fighting her hands aside, we can join FSD help. Yeah, I don't know that there's any proof of that. I'm going to have to look that up before

the next reunion about who's been given the money by Diana. Because at the time this was filmed, the lawyer in who was running that case on behalf of all the victims said, no, it was just something she filed with like a website, you know, like a start your own charity.com or whatever website. And she hadn't even contacted them to know how to get in touch with any of the victims. So, I mean, I don't know. Fact check.

I'm calling for a fact check on that one. So Andy's like, Erica, what's your reaction? It seemed like a troll in some way, and like you would be pissed. Which, by the way, Erica was, because she was liking comments that were like, oh, Diane is just doing this to look to look good and blah, blah, blah and kind of dis and Diana over at the Erica was liking these comments. But of course, now, Erica, who's, I think, just about to go to Hawaii or just come back

from Hawaii with Diana in this timeline, is like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, she was just saying if we're going to continue to be right, somebody of no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that went after Garsell's son. What's going through your mind, Garsell? And Garsell, she was just like holding it. She was like so pissed at Diana, you know? And Garsell's like, yeah, I thought that she was behind it. And Diana's, you think I would send that to Yaks? You think I would do that? And Garsell's like, I did. And then I was like, yeah, she's like, yes.

Yeah, she's like, well, you obviously have very low opinion of me if you would think that would be beyond bullying a 14 year old. And of course, I goes, yeah, I do. I do a very low opinion. I'm not even giving you a, whoa, I died. I literally cheered out loud.

And then Diana is just like, oh, and then she just kind of sits back like she can't What do you say to that? Yeah, so then when we come back from break? They're still going about this and Diana's like I don't know how even I'm also here I even consider that I would do these two jacks and everyone's staring at Garsell as a long pause and Garsell goes well Diana also sent me well well let me tell you you, I mean, just let me finish talking please because Diana knows what's coming. Yeah.

She goes, Diana also sent me a threatening text and Andy asked what it was. And Diana's like, oh no, I just asked her to pencil the name because we were getting death threats. So I said, pencil, pencil. Pencils like a big, big word for her. This is the rest of the episode. Grassall goes, well, Jack said his dad's house when he got that very last text and it was horrific. And in the post, it said, leave Diana alone. And so he wrote on the text like you've gone too far because that was the text that Jack's posted on his social media. And

then and Garsell says, you know, he's a fortune-year-old kid. He gets a surrenders message. He's not thinking, let me take out Diana's name so she's not implicated. He put it out there because he's fearful. So Diana thinks we should have her name taken out. She's like, no, I said pencil to protect families. Pencil, I'm starting a new charity. Pencil for families. Pencil. Pencil. Protect our family because we're getting death threat. And Garsell's like, but Diana, when Jacks received that, he wasn't thinking of protecting anyone but himself. And Garsell's like, well, I think what she's trying to say is you could have deleted it and taken out taken out her name and then reposted it. And she goes, yes, pencil. That's what I'm saying.

Pencil. And Garsell's like, are you fucking kidding me? So you want in the middle of me protecting my child, I'm supposed to come and save all of you. And... And then Erica. Because you don't have to save me. I'm like, okay. Enough of it.

Enough Erica. I just shut up. It's not about you. So Garsell's like, this is outrageous. Everyone had picked it up. And so now I'm supposed to save you. That's exactly right. Fucking Diana. Okay, they're coming on here and saying,

leave Diana alone or you should have a fucking knee on your neck, but you don't, cause you have a white daddy. I mean, what the fuck, Diana? And then Diana goes, I do understand sweet talks, which is so patronizing. And then she goes, but I'm telling you, like we got death threats. And in my country when they issue death threats, those are actual threats.

And for her to actually imply that what is sent to Jack's is not an actual threat, is such bullshit, like the amount of racial violence that happens in this country is so off the charts. When people receive those things, that's not just like a little light spam thing. When my boyfriend has to consider every single time a cop drives by or people walking down the street, what they may or may not do, what they may assume of him

at every given moment, and how a comment like that from a spam bot could just trigger all that and to be like, oh, but in my country, the threats are real. As if all of those threats are some figment of of jaxes and garsell's imagination is so dismissive and so rude and so uncalled for like just. Well, Garsell just looks away from her like not even dealing with her bullshit at all. And Garsell goes, well, your threat was real bullshit at all. And Garseguez, well, your threat was real to me too. And Andy says, well, what was the threat? And she said,

basically, she said, if anything happens to me or my family, I'm coming for you. Oh, it's worse than that. So we see the text. And it says, believe me, when I say, if anything happens to my children, you will be had legally responsible and no bravo contract will stop me. I guess by making sure you take down my bird they post you wanted to solidify me as a racist and actually ruin my life And Diana goes, but how how a thread legally or physically and she's like a threat to threat You want me to tell you what a threat means a threat is a threat just no a threat is not threat I had a murder in my family. Oh shut up with that Yeah, don't get to fucking pull out your victim shroud and say Bosnia and refugee every time you do something shitty

How dare you and how dare you in the memory of your family that you're using this and some petty fucking fight every time You get caught saying my my but refugee, you don't get to fucking do that. You did make a threat, and there is no difference. You don't have to threaten to murder somebody. You threaten to sue the pants off somebody, and what is that gonna do to somebody who doesn't have $300 million that they fucking banged their way into?

You don't get to do that, ma'am. Well, and it also shows, you know, like, her family has gone through a horrific trauma of murder. And so when she receives that threat, it obviously triggers her. But I don't know why she's saying, basically saying, you have to hold space for this trigger in my life trigger, whereas then a second ago, she's basically dismissing very real traumatic triggers

for Garsell and her son. Oh, and she starts the whole... I hadn't murdered my family. My family has been murdered. Murderous murder. And when someone tells you they're going to stab your son or your daughter with a knife, that is a threat. Well, what the fuck?

They did tell her that. That's what got us here in the first place. You can't blame her for other people, like you can't blame her for any repercussions right at all of your behavior as bullshit By the way, and also another aspect take away all these other components about it But Garsell is a celebrity You know, it is a very it is a reality of being a celebrity and being in the public eye that there are unhinged people That do write these things and then do act on them.

And so for Diana to be like, oh, this was not a real threat. You know, it's totally conceivable that this, I think as a celebrity, if you get something like this, you never know what are just like, you know, scare tactics and what is someone who's really on hand. You just don't know what she's saying.

I think what she's saying is the death threats are real, but that her threatening Garsell isn't really a threat. That's just something that's some, you know, light thing and she shouldn't be putting it in the same space as a death threat. No, you're threatening somebody. All she said was that you wrote her a text threatening her, which you fucking did. When she's dealing with all of this other stuff, you make it about yourself and then threaten her and then continue to post shit about her every day to get all of your crazies stirred up against her to keep posting bad shit

about her and at her. I'm not fucking monster lady. I'm not falling for your big lip ton hanging out smile. You are full of shit. You are cute. You're out. They get rid of your ass. It's a nervous. It's a terrible fucking person. So girls basically like, I'm just not talking to her anymore. And so Diana says, I will help you protect your child. I have no higher lawyers. We're going to find out who she did this. I have means and lawyers, which I just fucking threatened you with in that text. By the way, so don't you feel hugged?

Can't you wait till they show up at your door? Shut up and then Andy says well, Diana were here today What would be the number one thing that you would want to say to her and Garth Saul says I would say to Diana Why is she so obsessed with me? That's what I'd like to know. And Tana goes, because you're gorgeous. And she goes, and he goes, no, I don't, you don't mean it.

She has a baby. Don't end up making it all a big joke. Cut your gorgeous baby. Shut up. So Garso goes, no, no, no. She's targeting me on social media almost every day, which thank God she said that.

And then we see these clips. Like in what world is it okay to laugh about watching someone burn to death and spitting on her speechless? That's the, if she was burning to death, I would, if she was on fire, I wouldn't spit on her. Like I'm not giving her the time of day. And then tear Garsell, next time you go on national television, why didn't you educate viewers on how many times I went to Haiti, your home country. Oh wow, you've donated to black people. So now Garsell has to be nice home country. Oh wow, you've donated to black people,

so now Garsell has to be nice to you. I mean, this woman is just a pig. This woman is an absolute pig, I can't. She is a monster, and we heard nothing but terrible stories about her before. She came on the show from people that we know here, and guess what, I am gonna pull the cocks. I'm not obligated to say anything,

but we heard nothing but terrible things and she has fully lived up to and exceeded all those terrible things. And Garst... And then she accused them of, she accused her of, oh, she says, they couldn't find, you're actually mocking my,

you're actually mocking my spelling publicly. Neither of them could find something else to bully on, but my spelling, my accent, and my miscarriage. She never fucking bullied you on your miscarriage? What are you talking about? She is basically ourselves just like, please just leave me alone. I don't hate you Diana.

I just want to be left alone. I mean, I would be shocked if Bravo brought her back. I mean, I feel like they basically at like editor out of most of the second half of the season, you know, and as you didn't show up at the reunion. So I think that like, I think we may see some flashes of her next episode, but I think that she is done. Like did she, she's not going to be fun

because I don't think she's going to be fun. I mean, she wouldn't go anyway. She's a trash, trash human being. And Garsell's like, listen, just stop harassing me. I haven't harassed anyone here. And she's like, what are you saying? What are you saying? I mean, just leave me alone.

Leave us all alone. Fucking close the laptop and walk away. Okay. Yeah. Anyway, so... As usual, another hour of Beverly Hills reunion, underpinned with huge amounts of darkness. Well, the biggest sin to me is to make this not fun.

You know, like usually it's like shade and you get mad over little things, but Diana's just disgusting and this pulling this, like, but refugee, when she gets caught is below, man. It's like below the line. How dare you try and ruin a housewives show that's your biggest thing. Well to me this to me it is fun because she's just basically making herself like an ass in front of the entire audience and like it's moments like that that I live for the reunion where people just they it's all they all gets it's all out there. And so watching her, watching the audience, watching fellow content creators, just a

viscerator this morning, to me that is pure fun and joy. I'm happy for it. And listen, it was definitely, it was a reunion. I was engaged and engaged the entire time. And it was not, aside from the Halloween moment, there was no fluff here, it was not endless segment about boobs and shoes and glam.

It was a good episode, I thought, even if it did make me furious. So it was good, but fuck her. Yeah, fuck her. Anyway, thanks everyone for being here for listening and watching. We're gonna be back with some Salt Lake City next also with crap and some demand So go to patreon.com slash watch or crap ends and until then we will talk to you on the next one. Bye everyone Watch what crap ends would like to think it's premium sponsors

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