Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Disco Stewing

Episode Date: August 18, 2022

Garcelle and Erika clash at Rinna's disco party on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Plus, Kathy is still reeling from the "Homeless and Toothless Foundation."Watch us record our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/70698634?pr=trueSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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But when you watch what happens, kids what happens what happens. So what happens? Hello, and welcome to Watch Our Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the one the only Mr. Ronnie Carram Hi Ronnie. How are you? Hi. How are you?

Ben. Oh my god. I am so well. It's Beverly Hills Day. Nothing more exciting than Beverly Hills Day. Am I right? Oh, it's a good one, man. Will you try to make people think I got a problem? Yeah, before we get started, just a reminder that on Monday, we, Winter's Crapending is back. We already actually did our first episode. We did like a first impressions of the trailer.

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discord community. Hi, everyone on discord. Hope you're all doing well. So that is everything. That's like everything I have to say. And anything you have got, anything you want to say, Ronnie, anything you need to tell the people. Nope. Nope. I'm ready to run, baby. I'm ready to roll. I thought you were going to say that everything you say comes from a place of pain. I was hoping you have some have like a big moment like that. No, no, I don't come from a place of pain. I get all my negativity out as it comes up as you know. You know, I don't let things fester. I just say, fuck you, fuck this.

So how are you? And then I feel better. And then whoever I've just laid all that negativity on, now they're stuck with that negativity. And I'm completely unloaded. So that's my advice to you, everybody. Take your negativity and I'm completely unloaded. So that's my advice to you everybody. Take your negativity and put it on other people. Okay, you don't have to carry it.

Feels good. Feels good. Well, so Beverly Hills, we are going to go back to our homeless, but not toothless charity gala at Doreet House. toothless charity gala at the reads to read's house and Adrina is still crying or crying and She's like I did not think I would be crying tonight because I'm very but I'm very grateful that it came I'm very grateful that I had a chance to show off this range of skills that I have I'm crying crying I'm crying everybody look and crying. I'm crying everybody.

And Erica's doing that thing where she's just pushing the bottom of Rina's eyeballs with paper towels or whatever. So like, I don't know what that is, but it can't be good for your under eyes. And then the planner is like, girl, should we bring out a birthday cake now? And she's like, ah, bring out a birthday cake now and treat like

Oh, I've got the perfect cake for for coil it's cool birthday So now we get to celebrate fucking Kyle so to read like okay everyone let's lock in the mood so we can sing happy birthday to coil Richard Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday! Wait, hold on a second. This sounds a little strange. How about we let PK take over?

Shall we do that? Shall we let PK do it? Okay. Tantulous. Imagine walking up and see Beverly Beach. That wasn't the birthday song, but it wasn't interesting thought by me. How about this?

I like that maricio comes out and goes okay everybody happy birthday in C minor which is making a joke but when you put songs in minor it makes them sad You know, so I really love the third-degree math for Kyle's birthday It's like happy birthday. No minor happy birthday Yes, it's Kyle sounds a lot funny Yeah, I like that you know and Eric of course was totally puzzled, but I see man. Oh what is that concept? Oh, it's part of music. Oh, yes, that's right. I am. I forgot. I see one Manna, and they all call me a pervert for the rest of the scenes in the barack I sell. Hey, did he just say, let's sing Happy Birthday and

Seaman? Okay. No, see mine. I see you, Manna, and I tell him to fuck off, get the fuck out of you little fucking mind. I don't want to see you, alright? So, Dorita's like, you know, G, we put on a beautiful dinner party, we all dressed up, and so far we've had rage, tears, laughter, a homely woman staring at us all night, and at this point- No depression, bipolar disorder, Later, that sounds like this. Well, you know, if you want to make a laugh, I think I've got some PK's before dentistry picks in me purse. Look, we like to entertain people, which is why PK is going to balance a Pringle on his nose. Go out at PK!

And Kathy's like, now what are we gonna do? Mel-well. So then outside, PK, the bros are talking, and PK is like, I'm reversing into a new stalk exchange public company with my new real estate business. It's crypto babe, but it's blockchain. It's complicated. If I told you how I worked, I'd have to kill you. I'm like, maybe you should tell yourself how it works first to be gay.

What are you doing? Oh, yeah. PK is big crypto real estate business. Although I will say it will be nice to have a PK or not a PK, but a crypto real estate business. You should be able to buy something with it not a PK, but a crypto real estate business, you should be able to buy something with it. Okay, I could have had a mansion before I lost it all and the crash of 22, 2022.

It's so fun. It's fun. Glad we're talking about this. So we're going to be able to, it's like, double. That's crazy after all those super bowl ads. Thought a crypto was forever. So Mauricio's like, you've got nothing interesting. What are you talking about? He's like, you need to realize that even

though you're the king of real estate, you're going to now have to bow to the emperor. Uh, of what strikes back, who do you think? All right, we the state. So what? We just oh, oh, okay, I thought you were the king of rock. Okay, well, I'll take that too. I mean, I was just dining with Lionel. Lionel, Richie there. I'll say the full name just to clarify.

I'm not the king of rock. I'm the king of soft rock. John legend, everybody. Just getting his agent would let him be here. Ladies and gentlemen, Christopher Cross. So back to Renna for instance, like, thank you. Thank you all for being here at this moment. I was like, wow, what a lovely birthday speech. The Renna's giving. Thank you for watching me cry.

Because at that moment that I was just screaming and getting satin across the table, you know what? It's satin trickered it. That's what trickered it. It trickered, satin did it. It sounds like, well, I? It's set and triggered it. That's what triggered it. It triggered it, set and did it. Mm. It sounds like, well, I didn't like that at all either. And I'm not just talking about the fact

that Doreet is trying to force carbs on this entire table, okay? And so, by the way, Rinna saying that her mother is death triggered it, not certain, sorry. So it sounds like, yeah, I didn't like that. And Rinna's like, well, this said, I think there's more issues going on in this group that take a little bit more to get to, you know, you can't just talk it out. You have to talk it out.

Get forgiven. Be yelled at in public. Be forgiven again. Be yelled at in public again. Be forgiven again. Get yelled at in public again. Where are we at? I'm in the middle of a cycle.

Where am I? We all know that the way we get to the root of things is that we start getting to the root of things and that like Kyle to rail it with her own stupid comments, okay? And not yet the doctors wife who's being played tonight by Selena Gomez is just like, oh my God, who is Steve Martin? Am I supposed to fucking know this? Because someone tell me before I go on to a set

who this man is, that would be great. My acting teacher said, I dare you to do an entire season of a show without unclenching your teeth. And I said, Oh, I can do that bitch. Just you late. I'm gonna say, there's other issues, deeper issues. And I was like, what's the deeper stuff?

What's the deeper stuff? I'm down over there, Kyle. Geez. And so, at this point, Garcell turns the charity people who have been locked in this pose for three hours. Like they're sort of like, horrified but fascinated. Garcell's like, you guys can get up. It's okay. So I guess, do you guys want to leave you guys want to leave and do it's like no I'm not I'm just saying we're just saying boys you can stay if you want to but don't feel obligated to stay you can leave and go hang out with the other pours while we talk about which

people stuff that's all. If you want to take a set of teeth on your way out just grab some from Kathy's purse. So Crystal's like. So crystals like, well guys, since we're gonna talk about deeper stuff, I'd like to address my eating disorder and everyone's like, we met like deeper petty stuff, but okay, crystal have a moment. Well, Diana came over a couple of days ago with Rina and then like I saw a sudden later and like,

I just want you guys to know like you guys think I haven't seen anyone about my eating disorder, but like I have seen someone since I was in my teens, so. And crowd's like, okay, but do you think you're saying the right person then? I mean, it's not fixed. So, you know, like if you're not getting good reception on your TV, do you just keep the same TV, or do you just have the main act out the shows in front of your TV, so you get clear reception. You know what I mean? Anyone? That's a trick question because they both work. Sometimes I get them in TV and they'll have the maid's do that.

So Kyle's like, so Crystal's like saying how she's been interviewing different people and she talked to Brenna about it and everything and Erica's like, my hope for Crystal is that she finds a way to effectively handle her eating disorder. With laxatives, it's a great way to do it. And to come out of different hand, it's a different point of view. I shall love it. If I had money, I'd have some ex-last shipped right to a house, but I've been swindled by Winno Northon,

so you're gonna have to figure that one out on your own sister. All right, just put this to mind. Hey, Rinne, can I give a number for that therapist you've been sending crystal tears? She's like, oh, they're TikTok. They're TikTok therapists. Ah, they're TikTok-y. It's just for all people. Don't throw.

Don't throw. Don't throw. Like who goes to Rimmond to ask for therapy advice seriously? So then Garcell is like, well, is there anything else we need to clear up as long as we're sitting at this tacky ass tablecloth? So Sun's like, well, is there anything else we need to clear up as long as we're sitting at this tacky ass tablecloth? So Sun's like, well, I had a rough day on Saturday and we're in this like, God, Sutton, fuck it's Sutton. I'll tell you what, Sutton really does not give a fuck, okay?

She has just been screamed at all night and now she's like, guess what? I'm gonna get screamed at again. I'm gonna get screamed at that again. I'm gonna get screened that again. That's more. And the whole thing is that they're trying to get to their issues, but sounds like I'm gonna bring up something petty instead because you call me liability. And you said the tea really hard

because you weren't liability. You were like liability. So, sudden, as something goes, I didn't really like being called a friend with liabilities, okay? Because I think of myself as a good friend. I'm not some motherfucker, okay? And there's some time, there's some time,

there's this thing that happened to me that I haven't told any of y'all about, okay? And it's something that about friends with liabilities, okay? And I did get called by an attorney about Tom and Erica's one of their millions of lawsuits in front of them, okay? So, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. Kinda's like, well, you were called like, what? I, as a witness, like, for what? Millions of lawsuits in front of them. Okay, so Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da us, I've received a letter from an attorney who is involved in a lawsuit against the

Gerardes. And I'm going to keep putting periods afterwards so you understand the gravity of this situation, okay? They wanted information. I didn't have. So whatever. I'm not getting to be in it. I'm not going to Chicago.

I mean, Chicago's the next time I'm not standing all but gross. I'm not going there, okay? I'm using their pizza. It's disgusting. I'm, Chicago's the next time I'm not standing all but, right, I'm not going there, okay? I'm using their pizza. It's disgusting. I'm not going there. I mean, they're on a lake, not even an ocean, okay? Let's forget about that. So, Sun's like, oh, I know about Chicago, to be honest, is it's a musical that hires terrible, terrible, de-list people and I will not go. Okay. Now let's get back to this fight I'm having with the cast of Chicago. Okay. I do not want to walk into Chicago and be attacked by Barca Belky-Bartacamos on his bicycle. Okay. I will not be doing the dance of joy. Everything she knows about Chicago comes from the perfect strangers opening credits. So I am standing tall on the wings of the world. So I

sometimes like so she goes it wasn't subpoena yet because I hired a litigator and then it's written as like we're gonna look shocked. Like why is it shocking if she received a letter from every lawyer's why is it shocking that that's unhired a lawyer. But she's like like her face is, there you go. Sutton, being an alarmist once again. I'm like, she received a letter from the lawyers. And Sutton says, attorneys aren't cheap. And you know who knows that? The Gibrali's. This is a big smile to the camera. And so Erica does just like, you know, scrunches a purface into that

like angry beaver face and does her point. And she goes, I know what, I know what they're gonna ask you. I know what they're gonna ask you. And she's like, what? And then we see a clip of the reunion where Andy's like, you said the well of times former partners left the practice because of shady business practices and so it says that's a rumor that I had heard and he and it cuts back in America goes You would like that's a rumor. They're gonna ask you like that. They're gonna ask you what that what was that like you said You said a rumor. She's basically like, you said something on, you know, on the reunion, so of course they're gonna come knocking

and so I'm like, well, that is absolutely ridiculous. I mean, next thing you're gonna say is just because I told Andy Cohen, I want to happen to live, that they were very classified documents in Mar-a-Lago, that all of a sudden now they're gonna do a whole search because of me, little on me, I mean, don't be ridiculous. They were unclassified, and then they were reclassified

by the unclassified and putting an ice cream machine. So put that in your pocket for smoking, bitch! Well, it was snowing down the West Palm Beach. That's what happened there, and then Tom went crash through Mar-a-Lago, because he thought he was an Epcot center, but that's really Orlando. But he actually did wind up driving up to Orlando,

and his upside down car, because it has wheels on the roof. And he made it there, and he got into the golf ball And he was like I made it. I made it to the PGA masters And then he was arrested and he know the rest of history The FBI rated bar logo and Donald was there and he confronted the FBI and then he had a tumor in his eye that exploded And then Kate Mallocaine ran from the ceiling on ropes and made it through all these lasers and then finally they got a diamond, my diamond of earrings. Oh, now Tom's lost his law, law, I sense he can't even prosecute with John Larricatin Markie post anymore, not court, so I don't know what he's gonna be doing with his life,

but he's been trying to do something. He's been trying to do something. I'm talking for Buggers. Bugger check. Eric, you're a Bugger. There he is. I mean, it's like, it's not even a. Booker check. Eric, you're bookers. There is.

You know, there's like, it's not even a booker. It's like a little dumb. No one can see your, if you have baton cave. You know someone is. It's not a bat. The camera is not going. Link, Link. Link in the cave.

Link in the cave. Yeah. There's like a butterfly in the cave. Bats were doing laundry. There was a mosquito in the cave. Okay, so, sorry everybody, that's disgusting, but you know what's more disgusting? You're staring at someone talking to you

with a lint in the cave, okay? So, they're welcome. Your cave looks like it has is unobstructed. Unobstructed. Well, it's not. It is very obstructed with Lebanese hair that seems to catch what little animal wants to live in there. OK?

Once a dangle in the cave. Yeah, so I mean, you cannot even pluck when you're Lebanese. You do like a little like, boo, and then you just feel it inside. Like, no, I refuse. Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop. Coming down to me, the dub key dance with each other. It's like they grow right back.

OK, point is, we see a clip a clip, uh, we see Erica going, I told you to be quite, I told you bent four finger to be quiet. And you would listen to me. So it goes, no, you didn't. And then we see a clip of that dinner where Erica turns around. Gus. What do you like the most? Or it looks like someone's pulling a string up on the very top of the back of her head what do you like to be seen by the law I can

I'm not gonna go any further with that one though I think I'm in my point if you're gonna talk about someone and you feel that person isn't gonna come before you, your feet are gonna be sticking out from under a gingerbread house that I'm gonna be wearing, your ruby red slippers, your bitch. And Teresa, now don't you feel that because they came after you and nobody else in this group, that it's because you are the only one questioning Erika. Have you, has this cast learned about that? No, no, they haven't. Seriously.

Like Garcell is like up on it this episode. She's like, oh, she wasn't the only one. And then we see a flashback of literally everyone in the cast. You know, like to repeat like, when you're reading about the victims and the orphans, I mean, it's hard to digest. I can't even buy one of those fascinating Jamie Lee Curtis coolers that could keep things cool and hard so chic. You know it was harder to digest than that time and she and Stu asked me to start to charity called Homeless Not Popsicle List.

And we made popsicles for the homeless and unfortunately it was made from corn syrup which rotted the teeth even more which led us to homeless not toothless Thank you for being here person interviewing me Celebrity beef you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle. And we're the hosts of Wonder Woman's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the build-up, why it happened,

and the repercussions. What deserves to be obsessed with these feud say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows. It snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon. Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling and how much of it is a carefully

crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can lace an ad free on the Amazon Music or Wondering Out. So I just want to say by the way, I'm not being her bodyguard. Which I just think it's so funny that they get so mad at Garsell being Sutton's bodyguard when all they do is talk about having each other's backs. Like I have Erica's back. You don't have my back, but then when Garsell does it, it's like you're being a bodyguard.

Right. While they're sticking up for Erica right now in this situation, while Dary is saying, you're the one who talked about it, and that's why you had to get to the air, you know? So then Ty and the Ghost, can I say something? I feel that as old women here, you are the most guarded. Shut the fuck up, Ty and I. What are you even doing?

That's not what we're talking about. What are you talking to? What are you trying to just jump in a scene you're not even in? Just be quiet over there with your off-gold plastic jacket. Nobody needs to hear from you. And it's like, they're not discussing that at all. And Garsell's like, how do we get from liability to lawyers to me? So Diana goes, well, this is where I started.

No, I'm like, no, not really. But what do you want to know Diana? What do you want to know Diana? I love that voice. I really, really like your butt for a friendship. I have to work extra hard and I got nowhere. Well, like, why am I doing it when she's shutting me down every single time? When did you ever try it?

What are you talking about? When were you ever shut down and when did you ever try? And Garth sells like, well, at your Christmas party, I was leaving and I came up to say goodbye. And you said to me, I feel like we got off on the wrong foot. And then we see the clip of Diana kissing her ass like, really? I apologize. I seen your eyes when I look at you that you like me deep down. And she's like, okay. Well, thank you for having me over. I know. And Diana was like, but I haven't seen you want scenes And she's like, well, I haven't seen you either It's a car sales like I mean she trashes my name in a group text she comes to my birthday as total bitch

Google me if you want to get to know me Google me. Oh god. I just quoted Kim Zolsey. I come so sorry to my children So Rna's like, Karthal, Karthal, Karthal, did you hear her? Did you hear where she's coming from, Karthal? She goes, what did you hear? What did you hear her say, Rinna? Why don't you say?

And Kathy's like, he's like, he's like, he's starting cracking up. And Rinna's like, I think what Diana is trying to say is that she's sad and she's in pain. She's very in pain. Mmm. Diana's like, I would like to know you better, definitely. And Gresh was like, well, I would like to know you better differently as well. And by better differently, I mean, not know you at all, which would be different than

how I know you right now. And that would be better. How do you feel about that, Rina? That's... And everybody's just like, oh my god, Garcell. How could she say something so horrible? They're all giving each other these so-pop prolics while the music plays. And then Rina goes, I feel good about it, Garcell.

But why do you have to say it like that? And she's like, cause the way you said it to me, like, why didn't you say Diana, do you hear Garsell? Because I think you're being defensive, and I don't want to hear, I don't want to hear her being defensive. I don't hear her being defensive. So I said Garsell, you're being defensive. She's like, why might defensive? I don't know, why are you defensive? Because she's being clobbered. That's why. It's natural.

It's not like she's being defensive and nothing's happening. She's defending herself. I guess she is. And by the way, there's never any good way to respond when someone says you're being defensive. It's like the biggest trap because you can't then defend yourself

without being defensive, right? So Garcelle goes, well, you tell me, you seem to know everything. Where do you think it's coming from? You tell me and she goes, fear. She goes, well, what am I, what am I fearful of? That is something. You have to ask yourself, Garcell, you know,

I think we all have fear, which is why I take my phone and press the button. I put it right down on a counter top I get the bikini and I do this yes yes okay Ren I you don't need to plug your Instagram dancing right now all right it's embarrassing to everybody my biggest fear is that I will do a dancing video and people will not understand how I set up my camera which is that I will do a dancing video and people will not understand how I set up my camera, which is why I refuse. Do you ever edit out the part where I press play and then I walk away from the camera and then I start dancing.

I never start just on the dancing. You have to see the whole process. My fear is that you would not understand the process otherwise. And what are you afraid of ladies? Well, I'm afraid of lawyers knocking on our doors. I'm afraid of being with age-appropriate men. Of the IRS, of ladies. Well, I'm afraid of lawyers, I'm not gonna alarm our doors. I'm afraid of being with age appropriate man. Of the IRS, of course. Of teeth, I'm pretty afraid of teeth now.

They're making homeless, apparently, so. No one's here. Ah, so that's what Garsell is like. So, Rina, you're selling me about coming from love. That's bullshit. And of course, I showed the clip of Rina. Like two seconds ago, just attacking, going nuts on, on Sutton as usual.

I just think it's so funny that Rinna is tone-pleasing Garcell. When Rinna is the one who has the worst infractions of tone violations. Year after year after year after year after year. Yeah, right. But Garcell, God forbid. I am, I am, come from the place. I love him.

Grace, I guess that's bullshit. Even Kyle's like, yeah, I don't know if Rina is in the position to be saying that. She just screamed at somebody, you know? And Grace says, like, just once in a while, I would like someone to say, you know what, Grace, you're right. Just once.

And Kathy's like, Grace, you're right. Okay. And she laughs and Kyle's like, you just want to feel supported is what you're right. Just once. And Kathy's like, Garsell, you're right. Okay. And she laughs and cries. Like, you just want to feel supported is what you're saying. It's like, yes. And she's like, I don't know what's happening, but I'm with Garsell.

Like, really? Because you started this again, man. It's usual. Well, she's with Garsell for now until she's not gonna be with Garsell. So Mauricio comes over and say, Hey, you girls are like out of your mind. You ready to go home?

You wanna go home? You wanna go home? And so they all leave basically. Hey, but I have to say, nice fucking try, Diana. Get your tired ass out of here. I'm so glad you're not coming back next year. I don't know that that's official,

but I'm gonna figure it out. What else is there? Every time I see her, I'm like, buy Blowfish. Go. Buy Blowfish. OK, so now it's crystal at home. And she's having wine. She's opening up some wine with Rob or Rob's pouring wine,

I should say. And I just say, like, I get you guys are rich. And I know that a lot of people have these devices. Open your fucking wine. OK, you take a little screw and you go, this is how wine should sound when it's being open. It shouldn't sound like this. BEE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE I personally like to use the waiter, the waiter's corkscrew. Is that what's called the waiter's corkscrew, where it's like the little thing,

and then you put the wine key, a wine key. I thought it was called a waiter's, a waiter's thing. No, I don't know. But as a waiter, I'm telling you, it was called a wine. Maybe I don't call it a waiter's something, because I am a waiter. No, you're not like, hey, is this a waiter's side brain? You're just like, this is an apron.

I think the wine key is the best one. And the one I, you know what I hate, is the classic corkscrew the one I, you know what I hate is the classic corkscrew where you put it in and then you spin it on the top and then you do the prongs on the side. Because ultimately you're left, yeah, because ultimately you're left at a part where you have to just pull out.

And that is the most stressful thing. Because you never know when it's gonna release and you feel like you're gonna break it, you feel like you're gonna cause, you're like, ugh! But with the wine key, shit just gets done and you don't need contraption. It just gets done and you also feel kind of skilled

when you can do it. You do, you know? Even though you shouldn't, it's fairly simple but you're like, yes, I'm classy. Also that arm one, it's like a morning stretches and I hate morning stretches where it's like, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, go up, like it's stretching, and then you pull it down, and the cork comes like a quarter to halfway up. And you're saying, so you're saying that after all that shit, you're not even fully coming

out, and I've got to do the rest? No, you're a contraption. You as a contraption are obligated to finish this. It just wasn't well thought out that thing. No, but in a way, like they mass produced it, and now it's around forever. Now it's over forever. Now it's over forever. But I prefer you over the Home Depot drill for the wine.

Okay, it's too much, it's overkill. So, this is why robots kill us in the future. They're like, you wanted me, you needed, you made my cousin spend his entire life on your kitchen counter to open your fucking wine. That's why kill your entire family. Well, the robots are gonna come over and we'll be like, oh, come over for some wine.

The robots are gonna be like, sure, and the robots sitting there waiting as we're using that stupid thing and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and the way it was like, Robust, I'm just gonna kill you. So anyway. The robots are just impatient. Yeah, so Rob and Chris are having some wine

and Crystal is talking about her eating disorder stuff and saying like, you know, I think the girls are coming from a good place, but I don't want to feel like I have to get help just because they want me to get help. Like I should want to get help for myself to get help not because they want me to get help. And again, I say you're right. Don't talk about things in public if you don't want everybody's opinion because that is human fucking nature anything you say

Oh my god. Oh, I didn't sleep well last night. Oh really? Do you take meletonin? Do you do you read it night? You know you need to get some of those glasses with like a yellow tint on them because That'll really hurt your eyes reading your phone at night. That's really really bear. Have you ever had gone a ria? It's like Jesus Christ had one night of bad sleep, okay? Well, Crystal says, I thought she made a comment, which I thought was interesting, that she said that she doesn't want them to push a timeline on her, which to me,

in my mind, was like a production schedule, right? Like you, like you should get therapy and it'll be on the show and we'll shoot you at the doctor on this day and we'll shoot on that day And to me that's what I was reading it as is like if I'm gonna do therapy I want to do it like with me not to be like within the schedule of what this season is so that's how I read it although honestly I was like that's what I discovered and it's like okay cool

So I'm like wow guys. what I discovered. And it's like, okay, cool. So I'm like, wow, guys, I had this real cool inside. I solved it. I solved it. And I'm like, okay, who cares? So then, so she just doesn't, she feels a lot of pressure and Rob just like hugs her and says, you know, to focus on herself. And it's like, here I want to drink some wine.

So, you know, it's a, you know, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, no. Hello, hello, it's Kathy. So Kathy's there and they did the typical you look cute. No, you look cute. You're adorable. You are the most it. You are the cutest. I think think I've ever seen in my toothless, homeless life. You are a double. So they come in and um, Crystal's like, um, so good to see you. You want to try this wine? You don't? Oh, yeah, I know.

Look, I was crying. It's like nobody asked, okay? I was crying, Kathy. Yeah, and Kathy, Kathy's like, I'm always going to say, if I, if I feel strong about something, whether I'm going to say what I feel, if it's feel strong about it, whether I'm astronaut, and I really feel truthfully, the girls love you and they're coming from a good place,

but we're not lawyers, we're not doctors, we're not therapists, I mean, we're barely even educated. So for me to tell you, you shouldn't feel the pressure to answer all those questions, okay? It's okay to be strong and say, yes, I've an issue and I'm working on it, and that's between me, myself, and I, Do you have a cracker? They look at her a second because it sounds like part of her advice. Just saying working on me myself and I do you have a cracker? No, do you have a cracker actually do actually have a cracker and they're like oh, oh sure It's just something to know belong so I'm sure if they start running around the kitchen, getting her stuff and waiting on her. I just progressively asking for more and more and more.

I'm more like, oh, she's a cracker. I want a dark oak, maybe a little napkin. Do you have any cheese plays? Do you like blue cheese? No, no cheese. Do you like good at work? The food works. OK, we'll get good at it.

Now, I see you giving me a hard cheese, but you have a soft cheese too, just for variety. Now, maybe like a nice, maybe a goat, maybe you have something like that. How should we open some wine? No, no, she was like, what sort of, like what sort of poor person's house in my house where they're barely, they're just serving me like a trisket. Although I thought it was funny because when they showed her the crackers that she was opening up, she was opening up a box of something called Lady Crackers

I drove all the way here and this is all I got some nuts and cheese Meanwhile she had a full by the end of it. She had a full spread with like three cheeses It was like a beautiful charcuterie that they had managed to like put together. She's like this is it Even in a caviar Sent by no everybody shocked but Kyle has a mylar happy birthday balloon. I'm not really one to care. I just know that people really do care. They're like, oh my god, I saved the birds. And I was like, of course Kyle has that. Of course Kyle has a fucking murderous balloon. Okay. Yeah. And so she's having some sort of birthday slumber party with her daughters,

where they're all dressing up like the Reese tablecloths. And so you just got all these presents and wraps just like, oh my God, Mauricio, look what Garcelle gave me. It's a bottle of Vov, but it's sparkly. Oh, and look at these flowers. These are from Chris Jenner. Chris Jenner, everyone, wow. Oh, you already took her floors,

and now you're taking her wine. That's so sweet. So Mauricio's like, oh, I got a bottle of 1999 DOM. It's like turn of the century because I couldn't find anything your age. It's a good one. It's a good one. So then Alexia, all the girls are like,

they're all like lepper, matching lepper pajamas, which I mean, gosh, I can't imagine if I had to get them to matching pajamas with my, like, my mom on her birthday. I'm like, that would actually be a dream. No, but it's like me. It's like, I'm almost to it. So they're all there. And Sophia has like, that's gotten Kyle some retro roller roller.

I was gonna say rollerblade, but roller skates. And so Kyle puts them on and starts roller skating around and she's like really good. And so if Porsche is like, oh my god, mom, like why were you so good? She goes, I used to compete, I'm telling you, I'm so good. We used to do this all the time during the week

and I would always win. When Kim was there, always. Every time Kim didn't show up, I would always win. When's Kim play? When's Kim play? Always. Every time Kim didn't show up, I would win. So that was fine. And she tells us, yeah, there was this place my sisters and I would go to with kids from different strokes. Might have heard of it.

Facts of life, national television show, and all. And I mean all of the Jackson family. That's right. And then I started laughing. I was like, I started painting the picture. I was like, okay. So all these famous sitcom stars, child actors of the 80s would gather at the roller ring,

could be like a fun thing. And there is Kyle, every single time, the least famous of all of them, who's on the show with the, like the down to heaven or whatever, but the maid who's the ghost. And there's Kyle doing triple luxes to try to show up all the famous people. I was like, oh, this all makes so much sense. Yeah, there's fucking Kyle, the lady nobody, the little girl nobody knows, wearing a bonnet.

So people will remember she's from Little House on the prairie while she does, you know, circle eights or whatever. A bonnet or a William Shatner mask. It's like Halloween the all she's wearing all her credits They're like who is that girl. She's just in the middle of the ring going what you talking about well Charlotte Ray is like There's that deranged little girl with the bang is floating around Stay away from that girl boy. Stay away from her. I saw her going through your lunch bags. Chrissy McNichols like tripping her.

Oh, Chrissy. So she talks about how Alex, OK, so Alex, the fair as fiance comes over with Farah. And he brings her tons of roses. And Kyle says that she just wants us to be easier for him than it was for her going into Mauricio's family because blending their families was so hard because she wasn't Jewish and she was divorced with a child and she was an actress and nobody knew who Mr. Drummond was, you know, tough crowd. Tough crowd. I mean, it was hard. I mean, I had a child, I was a different religion. I was

famous for once doing a grand jaté over Todd Bridges' head. It was hard. It was hard to be accepted for that talent. I mean, they actually invented a night that's getting ring forming called all but Kyle skate. I mean, it was really sweet. Surely, you never got to do it. Never got to do it. You know, I'll tell you, I never quite got along with Wesley from Mr. Belvedere because he always resented how good I was, given those curves. It's a shame. He'll shame. So their dimmer is a stone crab. So the rest of the scene is boom, boom, boom, boom. I was like, wow, this family was built for television. Glad they got their own spin off.

Can't wait to see what that was. I know banging crab shells. So Farah is really excited to get married. I guess she's going to get married in Lakinta. And Kyle is like, I remember going through my wedding process and being very annoyed at times. I mean, there were so many people throwing in their two cents. It was like driving me crazy.

I was like, Dina Manoff, please, it's my wedding. I mean, for real, find a husband someday. Anyway, my family was Catholic and his family was Jewish and like, there's a whole thing about like the Hupa and wearing Yamakas And my mom throwing one and getting embedded into the cake and then all of Marisio's family was like Why are you doing that's a Jewish costume and my mom said go eat a metal screw and then she put it in the cake also So much drama Kyle actually tried to marry Marisio's father and murder her mother at the wedding.

Kyle was awkward. Really awkward. So I don't want anybody telling you what to do on your wedding day, okay, which is why you should have your wedding in the quinta. Kyle bought shea to two. Okay, it's going to be great. All the bridesmaids are going to be in leopard calf tans. How do you feel about a wedding gown, but it's loungewear? Just putting that out there. So, uh, Rinnon

Erica go to lunch in the next scene. So, um, the waiter pulls out Rinnis chair and then he goes to pull out Erica's and she's like,'ll pull my chair out myself. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha It was a couple's issues. It was like Mr. and Mrs. Hot Zone anthrax. So cute. Then we see the pictures. And I was like, wow, even on a people magazine shoot, Harry won't look at you. It's like Rina and then Harry looking the other way. Like Rina's like looking in love

and Harry's looking for like Canada, you know? You know? Yeah. Commissions. Here comes one right now. So they're just like talking about the other night and when I was talking about she wasn't expecting a breakdown but you know she feels anger before pain and the trigger. Suddenly she's a trigger for me. Oh yeah, tell me about it.

Maybe for you to Erica. Maybe for you too. Um, okay. You've gone over the you to Erica, maybe for you too. Okay, you've gone over the menu. Okay, I ordered my drink already. Okay, I would like to lead with love. I just second order of love to start. Thank you.

Hey, speaking of drinks, I think I'll have an onal pahma and guess what Rinna says. I'll have that too. I'll have that too. Me too. Me too. Yeah, Yeah. Thank you. So, Rina's like about my breakdown, you know, what did she have to say? Why did she have to say that about you at that moment, Sutton? I mean, I just had a breakdown about my mother. And then

Sutton had to say that about you. Why? Why? Rina, all of a sudden cares about what the timing of people confronting each other. Rina, were people doing coke in your bathroom? Like, what all of a sudden Rina's now all, you know, concerned about Sudden saying something under a dinner party, that's like literally Rina's, like, that's her playground for a constantly-

I don't even understand. Why did she say that in Erica's? She said why she said it. She said because I called her a liability. So she's proven that I'm a liability. You know, she was contacted and she chose not to tell me that. And instead she held onto it and threw it out in the public forum.

It's like, yeah. Yeah, she's on her own. Her house live show and she's literally done that five times today and we'll do it again in this episode Yeah, I'm gonna say cuz that's what she does so then Erica's like She's like and you know they have moments when she's kind of fun And we're gonna go there are moments when I really like her I'm gonna change my tone because you changed your tone. I really like her. We have a nice connection gonna change my tone because you changed your tone. I really like her. We have a nice connection. Ergo's and then she flips and then she flips. I'm gonna have her back to this tone and then she flips.

Like when you laugh and laugh with Sutton and then call Garth's old lunch and tell her not to be friends with Sutton. Isn't it crazy when people flip like that? Really crazy. So Rinna is like, yeah at the end of the day you can have to for nothing and that's all you can say for the life of the poor, not that I would know cuz I'm not poor Lay not mr. Roblay am I right cuz I lead with love They lead with love lay So anyway At the end of the day she pokes the bear and she's her own worst enemy. She's her own worst it. What is this?

What would he be this is Arnold Palmer? No, I said bring me Arnold Palmer. The fucking decrepit old golfer. All right. I need a new boyfriend. Go find it. You fucking moron. I will settle for Jack Nickless too. So, um, yeah. So then they just start talking about Rinna's like, I'm going to have another, you know, we're in a beauty party and she's gonna do another party

because there was COVID last year and COVID. You gotta be creative. You gotta be creative. So, she's like, yeah, she goes, she goes, it's gonna be a new venue. We're gonna have a theme this time. It's just gonna work on it, uplift it a little bit. That's the same fucking people.

It's the same fucking people. Oh yeah, I think a Jerry Hal Halftz, studio 54, jump of vibes. Jump of vibes. And Rhyme is like, yeah, it's gonna be fun. Uplifted. So they're talking about how they need to have some fun. You know, they just don't have enough fun on this show. They go to a party every week, by the way.

I hope they get a vacation soon. I hope they get a vacation soon. I hope they get a vacation soon. They need one. So now we go over to another restaurant. I mean, Kyle's meeting up with Sutton. And now this is Kyle's biggest, like, moment of triumph, which is that Sutton is actually Google-eyed over Kyle's bag for once.

And Kyle's like, yeah, it's the new Birken. It's just more structured. It's more structured like the Kelly. I think she's like the Kelly or something like that. Kyle is just like, love you. She's like, finally, I have the coolest Birken. It's just more structured. It's more structured like the Kelly. I think she's like the Kelly or something like that. Kyle is just like, love you. She's like, finally, I have the coolest Birken in the room. And she's like, oh, and thank you for the birthday present, by the way. And something's like, oh, yeah, you know, they're old sweaters. They're old. And Kyle goes, I know.

And then we see a clip of them in a store with Sutton, gone, Kyle, these are for you. They're old sweaters. I was like, I know. So you come back good. I'm glad you like them. They're old sweaters. They're kind of grievey anyway. Okay.

So that's all you're going to say about them, huh? Okay. Okay. You're over that gift. Okay. Maybe I should get you some new sweaters next time. Maybe you just need to know where the buckets are going to be. If you do enjoy a birthday gift, that was fun.

Okay. Lability. Motherfucker. Motherfucker liability. Oh, hey Kyle. Just so you know, this golf sweater was one but one by worn by our Arnold Palmer, just so you know. So then Kyle turns the waiter and she's like, um, what is your most buttery shardner? I'll stop it. So now Kyle's talking about buttery sh and a. So I'm like, I feel good today and Kyle's like, good, now I can ruin that. So, you know what, you really threw everyone

for a loop with that comment about Erica and sounds like, well, it was about calling me a liability as a friend. Okay, the fact that she used that word, I found it ironic, I found it hypocritical, I found it buttery, like a shard and a, no Kyle. I know you just went to a wine class But no, I did not find a buttery like a shardney. I know you've been watching a lot of grace and I had a meat But normal people don't say buttery shardney

Okay And Kyle's like oh yeah, you know, I thought they were really heading into a better direction But now I'm certain drops this bomb Which you gotta love how they get on the people that aren't in their group about this shit, but they shouldn't say anything. So Sutton's like, well, she takes no accountability and Kyle's like, Sutton, I love you,

but you are definitely stirring up shit. Kyle is literally the shape of a spoon at this point. She stirs up so much shit, so I know she's not saying that. So Sutton goes, well, my attorney received a letter. And then they, I guess the lawyer wants to call Sun as a third party witness and Sun's like, I'm not gonna say what the case was, but here's what bothers me.

There's a woman in this group that put us all in a bad position. And y'all don't want to talk about it because all you do is defender and Kyle's like, no, of course, we don't defend her, but oh my god, it's so necessary to let her hair down. And the way she was crying last season with the mascara down her cheeks, oh my god, I just feel so bad for her, but I don't defend her all the time. Listen, if there's one thing she is guilty of, it's being a good person. Am I right? But she goes, where are you being defensive, Sutton? Where are you being defensive? You never

let people finish a sentence. She's not being defensive. What are you talking about? So, Sutton's like, I'm just trying to make it clear. Two things are very different. Okay? And she goes, but, you know, you're getting defensive. Okay? And all I'm trying to do is ask questions with my structured Berkent. Okay? So, Berkent, you know you're getting defensive, okay? And all I'm trying to do is ask questions with my structured berkent, okay? So berkent, you know why she's acting so defensive? I'm not Kyle. Oh my god, she doesn't mean berkent. Can I go to check, please?

I'm sick of being abused. Do you know how hard it is to be a celebrity who's in future films getting yelled at by people in a restaurant? God, I hate fame. So, it's like, so then Sunsar, I'm sorry about how she has a date. And Kyle's like, well, do you think it's a good idea to show up with expensive jewelry on these dates? Don't you want to add a little, a little poor? I mean, I'm not saying you have to be homeless, but you shouldn't be toothless if you know what

I'm saying. Yeah, I mean, you don't want to seem vulnerable. You don't want to seem pathetic and poor, but you do want to seem kind of vulnerable so he thinks he can take care of you, right? I mean, let me see your back. What back are you taking? She's like, oh my god, that bag is way too nice. Please, don't. You look like you want to take care of somebody.

You really do. It sounds like, but it's not even Airman's bag. It says it's $7,500. She's like, I like that the sudden this is basically like an NPR to it. It's like her Michael Cours. She's like this trashy thing. That's cost $7,500. So something's like, well, come on.

Don't tell me what to do. I mean, when was your last blind date? And Kyle's like, 1999, immediately, OS divest. You know, I knew him actually, but he was preparing for an audition as a blind person. So we wore dark glasses. The whole night and kept spilling Zemon me and walking into walls. So I know what I'm talking about. I just I can't believe I turned down a date with a little kid from

elf to go on that date with Emilio, such a shame. God, sliding doors, am I right? So, um, it's like, listen, this isn't easy for me. I'm difficult. Oh, do you think you're difficult? Yeah, I'm difficult. I know I'm difficult. And kind of like, especially when you're arguing.

Well, you know, I do like to debate, and I do like to be right. Stop yelling at me, please. Please stop yelling at me, son. So, um, now everyone's getting me, please, please stop yelling at me, Satan. So now everyone's getting into, they're getting it, I almost said they're getting into drag, which is almost true. They're getting into glam for this party. And you know, Erica's doing her...

Jerry Hall, Amash. And Kyle's and... Kyle's, Rinna has sent her like some Rinna beauty stuff. And of course, Kyle's dog snatches the Rinna beauty stuff and eats it because Kyle has not trained her dog even remotely. Now here's my animals in that household. Here's my theory on what Kyle's up to. I think I've, I think I've cracked a Kyle net.

Okay, so you know how normed, Kyle's been the same. I think the season is every season, like she's no different to me But for some reason this season and a little bit last season people started catching on to Kyle's thing and have like kind of turned on Kyle, right? Kyle got this puppy because she protects you know how some people do use a victim shroud They protect themselves with victimhood like Rinna's doing right now with her mom, you know, it's like everything she does wrong,

she puts on the victim shroud. Like, but it's my mom, so you can't yell at her. Kyle has a cuteness shroud. Like for years she had Porsche, okay. Porsche was like that adorable, like always missing her front tooth, little girl, who's so funny and just fucking adorable. But then Porsche turned into a teenager

and people turned on Kyle, So Kyle got a puppy. Let's see if it works. It might because I was in this scene like, oh my God, that puppy is adorable. Kyle, tell me more about your puppy. Yeah, that's a, I think I think a cute, a cuteness shield or a cuteness shroud is a very good theory and let's see if it works, Ben. I think this is August 6th. This is what is this August 18th?

August 16th, whatever. It's August 18th. No, it's August 18th. Yes, August 18th. So let's see from now on how the reaction to Kyle goes, because I'll bet the tide starts to turn for Kyle. It's all in the puppy hood. Telling you.

She's just going to show up next week with like a stuffed Pikachu under her arm like, oh, this old thing. She's going to come next week week with like a stuffed Pikachu under her arm like oh this old thing. She's gonna come next week like with a pacifier like she's gonna show up with the reunion with a pacifier like a baby bonnet. Yeah. Got a dollar make them holla Andy. Alright that's it was creepy when the actual child said it on toddlers and TRs. Okay. when the actual child said it on toddlers and TRs, okay?

Bye, baby. Bye, baby. So we're back with Doreet now. Bye, baby. She's trying on roller skates. Which so I think this is funny because I thought it was so strange that Sophia, who's like, I'm assuming often college, sends her mom roller skates.

So I'm sure there was like, hey, Sophia, so your mom has to shoot roller skating scenes soon. So could you stand there? She's going to get some shoes on them. Have wheels on them. Her roller skates have to put her in what else. And they're going to have to look better. They're going to have to look better.

But they're just don't want to break her neck when she skates. So devastating. Rick or Mack when she's good so Devastating So yeah, I think to read got skates and Kyle's like I do skates so now they're gonna have skate competition I think that's a good theory so Kyle so lame we have to make up theories every week about Kyle I make up a theory to make Kyle more interesting Well, it was just so weird that her daughter gave her roller skates for her birthday and then all of a sudden, to reach some roller skates and go into roller skate party, I feel like there's something rough me the wrong way.

So PK's like, honey, babe, babe, you're gonna break your neck, babe, babe, babe. And she's like, oh see, little girl from down the street. He's not even given me his vert of confidence. And Phoenix is like, daddy, I'm not you. I'm here to help her, daddy. And he's like, but you're not wearing them to the party. Phoenix's daddy's in charge here. And she's like, but if she breaks her neck, it's all your fault because you're not given her confidence, daddy.

Thank you, Phoenix. Thank you so much. So then then Doriko's like skating off down the hallway and Phoenix runs after her like no because you know you know this you know this poor little girl is you know mom go falling down those stairs on I see on roller skates before unless there's not something new in this household. I'm not off roller skates. I'm not off roller skates, just to replay a little bit of the house and all that. So just a music with a disco party and it's another black and gold theme party everybody. So, Brenna comes in and some gold bodysuit and a weird wig and a little too much bronzer to be comfortable. She was trending towards Countess Luan.

She was, you know, just, I don't know. There was a little bit of a line. I don't know if I don't know. But she got in trouble because when this happened in real time, she posted the selfie that they had all taken. And she posted one of her in Erica. And she called she said Look at me. It's Donna Summer and people were like

That makeup like what the fuck Rina summer down now so then Rina it's so funny. I feel like we got a glimpse of like real Rina here because she comes just Rina beauty everyone what a party it's 70s. Okay, let's get a drink. Are you guys bartenders? No, okay? We need bartenders. We need bartenders. We're gonna have bartenders right Cheryl We're gonna have bartenders right Cheryl the business partner who's doing everything okay? It's just like a typical housewise business Cheryl sets up the whole party. Rina doesn't even know what's on the drink list You know yeah Cheryl's done everything Rna comes in five minutes before it starts and then bitches it's Cheryl. She's like, we're gonna have bartenders, right Cheryl?

Okay, my purple pucker, life's a peach, jet setter. You guys aren't bartenders. Yeah, oh and also I don't do this funky dry shit. I need real lemons and real lime. So, I mean, I'm gonna drink it, but we're gonna need to get lemons, okay. We've got lemons, right Cheryl? We're getting lemons, Cheryl, you're it, but we're gonna need to get lemons. Okay, we've got lemons, right, Cheryl? We're getting lemons.

Cheryl, you're getting lemons. We're gonna have lemons. We're gonna have a, listen, Doreet can't yell, Carcass, out to Mixer. Okay, real lemons, real lemons. So anyway, people are arriving, yeah. People are arriving, you know, it's like, and they're talking about, you know, it's like and they're talking about you know

Rina talked about how she got to go to studio 54 one time then Garsell's like talking about she got to go because she was a model and she sat at a table and there was Coke on the table and she didn't want to do the coke but they're like do the coke and then she spilled the Coke and then everyone's like Boo And that was the last time she ever went to studio 54 So then they all do photo booth group packs and after that cause like guys, I want to take this opportunity to invite you all to Aspen. My house is small, it's only a few thousand square feet, so I'm going to get you a house down the street. Yeah, and then I was like, I need a room where I can lock my door okay and

that there are real lemons and limes and then Garcell's like well I'm gonna stay at the other house the music which I thought was like well she was telling them to stay at the other house. Yeah they're making it sound like Garcell just threw down. That's Ant Diana laughs and she goes oh ho ho I have stayed hotel Yeah, I will stay at hotel and Carl's like oh and I was like I'm great hostess But not great guest and I'm very demanding by staying at hotel I'm saving everybody a lot of stress except for the poor people who I will tell her wise Yes, she's, I'm happy.

I'm happy to be a demon to like the faceless, you know, the faceless pours, but to my friends and being on camera, no, I will not do that. Yes, I'll only be hateful to people I'm paying, you know, so the dancers come in. We have these cheese ball dancers come in. Okay, I think I've been to improv class with both of these The dancers come in, we have these cheese ball dancers come in. I think I've been to improv class with both of these jokers or commercial class.

That's where you get most of these. Forest and Victoria. And they're dancing to the sweet beats being thrown down by DJ Kathy Michelle. That was a little sign up that said DJ Kathy Michelle. Welcome, but a DJ Kathy Michelle Welcome, but a DJ Kathy Michelle these are some great beats also I got some coupons if you're going to Ralph's afterwards so come on by So Kathy's like what is this what's happening right now and sounds like well nothing's gonna beat Melissa etch But it's cute to have dancers That's cute. That's very cute.

So everybody gets up and does some disco dancing and Kathy's like, wow, look at Doree. She has some moves. Is that called the falling down on roller skates? Doree's just out there flailing like, whoa, I'm a bat to fool. I'm a bat to fool. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Just, just losing her mind. Oh my god, to full! Just just losing her mind So now there's now by the way, there's like no one at this party except for this group So Kathy's like now sitting and she's telling us story about, she's talking about Rick. And Sherega's, she's there. And she's like, Kathy, what's the secret Kathy? And she's like, well, it's keeping the right people around. I mean, Rick, he's an old-fashioned Catholic guy. His parents were married for all those years and he always had to be on his best behavior.

I mean, he even said, you get caught doing the wrong thing and you're canceled I mean you can't even call someone precious anymore without just having everyone cancel you, right? Grosel's like oh god So then Kyle and Sutton are talking and Kyle's like I can ask you a question Sutton How are you feeling after the dinner at Doris fucking Kyle taking my off my gods? You just went to lunch with her I know this was so transparent Cuz like you just went to dinner and you just asked this question So the fact that you're bringing this up again means that you're no interest

But it's starting shit. She's just gonna try to have Sutton talk about it so she can create a mess and that's exactly what she does She doesn't even try to like be subtle about about it so she can create a mess. And that's exactly what she does. She doesn't even try to be subtle about it. So Kathy just walks up and she's like, are we going out tonight or what? Because you're filling your trap, Kyle. You're really even a lot right now, Kyle.

We're supposed to go out later. And Kyle's like, let her talk Kathy. It's important. I'm trying to stir her shit up. And Kathy's like, no, she wanna go to Craig's. Kathy, let her talk Kathy. It's important. I'm trying to stir shit up. And Kathy's like, no, she want to go to Craig's. Kathy, let her talk. I am trying to stir the pot. Oh, pot.

I don't know about pots. Is that what it makes? And here's what it makes uses. Sorry, Ben. Oh, it's OK. I wasn't going to remember that joke. Sutton falls right into it every time. It makes me crazy.

It's like, they all just accept that Kyle's the boss, so they fight on Kiwin ever if Kyle tells him to. You know, so. It's like they all just accept that Kyle's the boss so they fight on key whenever Kyle tells him to. You know, so something's like, well, I was just trying to make a point because Erica called me a friend that's a liability and Kyle's like, well, I don't even know what that means. Well, I don't either. But why would she call you a liability?

I don't know. Well, then why don't you ask her, hey, Erica. What did you hear? I was, I had to say there was something kind of fun because I was like, Kyla is starting to shite up, it's making me angry, but also I'm like, how is Kyle gonna do it? Like what's her, what's her approach gonna be?

How is she gonna do it? And I love it. She's just, I love the way she sets up her own shit story. It's like I get so angry, but at the same time, I'm not gonna lie, I don't know how to lie. I'm kind of amused by it, just her shamelessness. Well, why don't you ask what it means? Erica, Erica.

Yeah, I think Kyle sucks, but I will say, you know, I've said it a few times this season, and people are sick of it, I'm sure, but I do like Kyle more when she's not hiding her hand. I mean, on one hand, I think like she has no subtlety, she has no grace, you know, but that's kind of Kyle. And I kind of like that she's not making everyone else do it because that's usually what she does.

And now she's just like, oh, fuck it, I'm gonna ruin everybody, you know? Yeah. So I can go to dinner. Like, let's start this fight. Our reservation at Craigslist in 45. So, um, so Eric, she's like, Erica, what did you mean that sends a liability in Erica?

Because I'll ban a hindrance to the rest of the group. For Garsal, making friendships always the rest of the group. Yeah. And something goes, am I hindrance to you? And Garsal's like, not at all. So their relationship is keeping us from getting closer to Garsal, is that what you're saying? And Erica goes, yes,

see instead of seeing me for me, you're gonna see me through those eyes. As if by the way, like how is that any different between seeing anyone through renazize or chiles eyes or to re-size? I don't understand this logic that Erica has. Well, instead of seeing you for you,

we're just seeing you with eyes that can read me's papers, Erica. For fuck's sake, you know, and watch YouTube videos of all of your shit work that you've done over the years. Like, I think you're pretty transparent. So Garsell's like, listen, you treat me well but treat my friend bad

and you want me to just be okay with that. And she tells us, you know, not all of this is sudden. Like, if I saw Erica treat anyone the way she treated Sutton, that would give me pause. It's like, it's not about sticking up for Sutton. It's about sticking up for general humanity. You're an evil monster. What are you not hearing? Yeah. So Dureka's boys just last week at my homeless, not toothless dinner, you said to the group, Erika, you have a lot, lot, lot, lot, lot, lot, lot, lot of lawsuits. That was below the belt. That was variable. If Sharon Stone had been there at that charity

dinner for homeless, not toothless, I would have been mortified. That's what we call a PK Foooper. Below the belt, barely. It's kind of blending into the lowest stomach at this point, to be honest with you. So Garsell's like, well, you treat me well and treat my friend bad. Oh, sorry, I'm still on the other end.

So Rinna's like, yeah, that was really mean. That was mean. Yeah, and Saagal's, no, it wasn't. And Rin song goes, no it wasn't. Everyone goes, yes it was. Don't play dumb. It's because, you know what, it's aggressive. I don't care if it's aggressive. I'm not having your back right now.

And I'm not having her back, baby. I'm just trying to keep different. I need my back. Oh, have your own back, set and strack. Ha, ha, ha, that was good. That was good. I'm turning into Donna Summer. Right before your eyes. I think to Rina thought that she had like a t-shirt line there, like the viral line that

was gonna wind up on merch, like have your own freaking back, Sutton's Track, and I thought we all would be like have your own back Sutton's Track where we're all like, huh? Well it couldn't be any more ridiculous than Lisa running Rina selling an over-the-counter lit plumber. Hm. Okay. Yeah. So, um, so, Kathy goes, okay, okay.

So, after we had dinner at Jereet's house, and we had the whole conversation with Sutton. Kathy goes, you know, at the Toothless and Homeless Foundation, and Sheree starts cracking up. And Kathy goes, no, not Toothless and Homeless Foundation, and Sheree starts cracking up. And crowd's like, no, not Toothless and Homeless, Kathy. Crystal's like, don't laugh, Kathy, because Kathy's like, sorry, you were. And she's like, this is a very important charity, Kathy.

Homeless, not Toothless. Formerly, homeless, not popsicle-less. Until that lady got food poisoning. And everyone's just cracking up. She's like, Goys, it's a really important charity. Gossel, you're laughing, and Calcos, the name is not amazing, but they do, they do good work.

Amazing work. Amazing, amazing, amazing work. And one deserving homeless person will get to smile. Did you hear me? They're going to have a bean cooking competition to decide the winner. Fire in a trash can, can of beans. God bless you ever has a thickest pot holder, so they don't burn themselves. Well, they're trying to cook those suckers.

So, uh, so, college, you know what? Forget, oh, sorry, Kathy. This is no college. You know what guys? Guys? Forget about the toothless, not homeless charity. And Chris goes, it's homeless, not toothless. You said toothless, not homeless. And Kyle's like, oh my god. So then the producer asks Kyle and set in what the name of the charity is. And it's like clown music while Kyle can't remember.

She's like, I think it's like clown music while Kyle can't remember. She's like, uh, I think it's two homeless, toothless, and, uh, it's like, teethless, not homeless. They should maybe fix the name of that organization. So Kathy, Kathy winds up to start some sort of like politicians speech because, honey, I'm so sorry. Look, I have worked with the homeless. I have worked with the toothless. It's like that famous poem

Bring me your hungry your tired your toothless your homeless. You know, such a liberty. Thank you I've worked with the homeless. I've worked with the toothless and then because that's an Erica says oh my god I've worked with the homeless. I've worked with the toothless That's not funny. I'm like really? Then why are you covering your face and laughing your ass off? That's so funny. Also, if you guys haven't seen Cathy's work with the homeless in toothbrush, unfortunately, it's been scrubbed from the internet. But um, the Cathy, Kyle, and Kim all did this Kathy, Kyle, and Kim all did this self-shot pilot called the bum makeovers, that was a called bum makeovers, where they drove around Beverly Hills and accosted homeless people and said such things like Kim.

What are you doing out here? You want to be like this? Come on, Kim job! Super classy stuff. It's great. So Kyle is saying, hey, you know, Rina and Son, you guys had a moment, but then Rina, you still have strong opinions about Son

and Son's basically telling us that's frustrating because Lisa keeps saying, like, I forgive you, we're friends, I forgive you, we're friends, but then it's like clearly not true. Right, and Rin is like, listen, I get it. When it's supposed to work out it will. I know I'm not, I know I'm just like trying to make it happen. You know, look, if I come across it, I'm angry one minute, and then the next I'm gonna cut myself some slack. Oh, and the next time fine, I'm gonna cut myself some slack. Vic, I'm shroud, I'm feeling with breath. It's like, no. No, no, no, no. You don't get to

do like, and I'm dealing with grief for an excuse all to be abusive to other people. Cut the shit. How about that? Okay. Also, I'm very sorry about your mother, but cut the shit still. It's very low like end. So, son is like, um, Sun's like, listen, I can be a bit of a loose cannon. Okay, I'm a cult and Kyle's like, uh, cult, you guys, did you hear? She's starting a cult. Oh my god, I don't feel secure. And she's like, no, it's a baby horse, Kyle, you know, the kinds that you own. Like, everyone has a baby cult, right? No, just me.

Although, Josh Wid does have, set in already tattooed on his man, Jyna. I'm just saying, I'm putting it out there right now. Okay. So, I don't know. So, Crystal's like, Sutton, you're tamtoding. Come on Sutton, she's, no, I've got this. Okay, here's what I want to say. I don't want to take away from the fact

that I was making a point. Now, here's the truth. I should have said what I said, forgot what I was saying, America goes, oh yeah, I'm the one with a drinking problem. Ha ha ha ha only ones laughing at that and then and then and Erica goes well We can get to that one later Ma-am and she looks at Garsell ma-am And then he goes, uh, do you have a drinking problem Garsell? Just no, I don't have a drinking problem and Erica goes neither do I but you drive the push it

By the way, I just want to point out, Sutton was trying to like at that moment, she was trying to actually like resolve her issue with Erica and the reason why she said, like the reason why she paused was because she was trying to make sure she phrased it properly so she wouldn't get into trouble again. And now, we have completely pivoted over to Garcell. So that whole issue will remain open because Erica cracked this joke. So now Garcell is like, have I said it about you? Yeah. I thought you did because there were so many incidences, you know, and Erica's like,

there were three. There were only three that like the little pigs. All right, there were three of them. So now you're gonna hop and blow me down, bitch. They were three, they were only three, they liked the little pigs. All right, they were three of them. So now you're gonna hop and blow me down, Ben. Okay, so then Eric goes, excuse me, you know exactly what I've been through. Well, actually you don't,

cause I refuse to talk about it, but you should know exactly what I've been through. And I told you straight up what happened, except I didn't really tell you straight up what happened, but anyway, but you tried to push this false narrative that I have a problem. And, of course, I'll first of all, first of all, you know exactly what I've been through. Yeah, you stole your fucking husband stole a lot of money from innocent people that you spent and continue to fight to be able to spend even now. So shut up with that, okay?

Well, I don't even mind. I don't even mind. I mean, regardless, she is going through shit. She is going through shit, whether or not, like she's handling it well, whatever she is. But like, Garsell, like Garsell was not trying to push an error. Garsell was just like, I didn't push an error, because yeah, you did. You can't talk about it. As if no one in Erica's Fox Force 5 talks about anything.

Like, Garsell is not the first person in this group to talk about what's going on with the other ladies. I mean, for crying out loud, Doree just at the wine party was like, oh, by the way, Crystal still throws up every single day. I mean, like, that's like, oh, so Doree can just sort of say that and that's like chill. But then Garsell is like, what the hell is up with Erica? You know?

I'm like, so Erica's saying, yeah, it was just three times. It was every event right in a row. So it's to you, it's only three times, but to her, it's like 100% of the time that she's seen you this season. You know what I mean? Yeah. Or like 70% of the time. So, um, so yes, you did push it, you kept talking about it. And she was, what I did, Erica. She was, oh, yes, you did push it. You kept talking about it. And she was what I did, Erica. She was, oh, yes, got sale. She said, I need, I said, you need to figure out your medicine to drink ratio. Just, I did.

I did. And are you trying to get over, get one over on me? Are you trying to be helpful? Gersal's like, that's how I felt when I had drinks with you. And I said, I was worried about you. I know. I was just like, yeah. Yeah. Well, my my my my my my how Gersel goes. Yeah. Like you're a fucking mess. Yes. Yeah. So, Eric is like, my point is, if I had a problem, you kind of would be the last person to know because these women are the closest to my and then Garcell. My favorite line of maybe the past two years, she goes, Oh, I know.

God, you guys say that almost every other day. I was like, yes, yes, yes. Yeah, but this whole thing of like you're talking about it behind my back. She literally took you out and sat with you one on one and talked to you about it. So where are you acting like this is all something you're shocked about? So Erica's like, well, what I mean is they would probably notice my behavior. And they'd probably pull me aside and be like, Hey, what's going on with you? If that was true. Oh, really? If like when Rina came to your house and sat you down and told you you've got a

fucking problem, get it together. Yeah. Yeah. That did happen. told you you've got a fucking problem, get it together. Yeah, that did happen. So she's like, all of that aside, I felt like you went to different people in this group and talked about does Eric have a problem. I'm like, so are you going to be yelling at Kyle next? Because Kyle is a chief person who goes around to everyone is like, what do you think about that? I thought that was so crazy how she was acting the other night. Did you think she was acting the other night? What do you think? She deserves to she deserves to you know Kyle brings it up every time But she says it this way she goes you know Erica like that was crazy last night But I think she deserves it. She's never really had to let she's never been able to let her hair down like that

She she baits everybody, you know, yeah, I am anyways if nobody talked about it You'd be at the reunion going I'm obviously going through something because anyone come up to me and say Eric goes, anything wrong with you? Also, I have a news alert for Erica and for all of humanity, which is if you act like a drunk asshole, people talk about it. Sorry, that is the consequence of being a drunk asshole. If you think it could be a drunk asshole, and yet there's no consequences to it, sorry, you're wrong.

You were annoying, you were an annoying drunk in three different occasions, and I guess what? You earned the right to have someone say, what the fuck is wrong with her? Okay, that's just the way it works. Another thing, by the way, I read today that Dodge is canceling the charger and the other stupid muscle car. And to which I say, sorry, that's just the way it is, men with small penises.

Also, people who don't have problems don't care if you come up to us and say, you've got a problem. You know, I've got problems with problems with enough things. But if someone accuses, it's like, Ronnie, you have a heroin problem. I'd be like, okay, who cares, how does it affect me? So Erica's like, yeah, well, yeah, you'd be the last to know because they're the closest and blah, blah, blah. So Erica, Garsell's like, look, all of this, the way that you're phrasing this makes it sound like I'm going around saying, let's get together to talk about Erica

And that's not what's happening and then as to prove her wrong They put up two weeks earlier with Duret and two months earlier with Kyle, but those Conversations to me were like Is Eric okay? It was like what the fuck is Erica. She's wasted. she's crazy. So then Erica's like, is that to make Erica look bad? Or was that a genuine concern? And Garcelle was like, Erica, I don't have to make you look bad. You can do that on your own.

And then everyone's like, let's make it. And Garcelle starts doing her Felix the clock. Like, tick, talk, tick, talk her eyes going left and right. So it's okay for Erica to publicly confront Garsell about something that she could have done one on one, which is what Erica just yelled at Sutton for doing earlier in this episode, if you remember. But it's also okay for Erica to accuse Garsell to use Erica for a storyline, but it's not okay for Garsell to say he looks stupid on your own. These people are so, I mean, the looks were really like, ooh! for a storyline, but it's not okay for Garsell to say he looks stupid on your own. These people are so, I mean the looks were really like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, damn, I thought while I was turning stuff up between sudden Erica, I didn't realize I was gonna drag our cell into this. Wow, amazing night for me.

So Erica's response is, oh, and you can make yourself look like a liar right now. Wow. She was, oh, so now you're calling me a liar. Well, it makes it feel like you had some ulterior motive. That's right. I said ulterior. And you're gonna deal with it and pretend to know what I'm saying. You wanted me to have a problem. Oh God, Eric.

Garthel's like, you having a problem doesn't change my life in any way. Good or bad. I have like real fame. And so Eric is like, and it shouldn't or anyone else's. It's my love to destroy or to build. Garthsell's like fine, then destroy it. Go ahead, destroy your life. And then she just shrugged it asking us, blow up your life. It's your prerogative. Yeah, seriously. And so Erica's like, it's not coming from a helpful place.

So Garsell is like, Erica, is Erica a bad place? It literally came from that place. You idiot. So Garsell's like like well, I think you have that perception because of the ladies you were talking to and you're because well I said to her I did say I said oh That you had said are you not concerned about Erika and I said to you, but I've known her for so long And she's never been like this. And you said, don't be coy.

Don't be coy. She said, whoa, no, I didn't say it like that. You're exaggerating. I said, don't be coy. It's advice I give to people I don't even know. OK, I could be getting ready to cross the street. And when the light is not turned yet, I'll just turn to a child and say, don could be getting ready to cross the street and when the light is not turned yet, I'll just turn to a child and say,

don't be Kyle, it's just general advice. I mean, you know, when Putin decided to invade Ukraine, I just sent off a little email to the Kremlin and said, don't be Kyle, don't be Kyle. I mean, just, it's just something you just say. Just, you want to just nip things in the bud. So then, Doreka said, I guarantee you said it more than once. That's not the point.

You're acting like she was screaming like a fucking banshee, Doreet. Okay. I know, and we've been seeing a clip of, of course I was saying, don't be Kyle. Don't be Kyle. I come back before the baddest in Kyle, it goes, what's wrong with being Kyle?

You know, this is like taking her back to the roller rink with everyone else's like, just playing like, like red rover, red rover like sorry Kyle. There's no room for you on our line Because you know Kyle was in the middle of that roller rink doing the splits and Mrs. Garrett was like boy Is it don't be Kyle? don't be I can't help it. I have hyperflexibility syndrome can't help it. I have hyper flexibility syndrome. So Kathy guys, we're supposed to be lifting each other up, you know,

and to because kitty, we don't have real conversations. So you see to read now hates Kathy because Kathy said the name of her charity wrong. So now to read is going to try and come for Kathy with the rest of them. So this show is so predictable. So Kyle goes, okay guys, I'm gonna say that Erica and Zaden, they're loving hate and they need to start over. They're fixed and so Zaden's like, you know what, Erica,

I am going to call you tomorrow a motherfucker. I mean, no, I am going to call you on the telephone. That's what I'm going to do. And Eric has just looking up and he's like, ugh, she's, because I'm going to call you so you can understand what's going on. She's like, please don't. Please, please don't.

I only say that because I actually have limited minutes on my new plan and I don't want to waste them on you. Thank you. Uh, McCrick, it's almost out, sorry bitch. Uh, so, uh, Kyle goes, well, do we have more clarity, everybody? I'm fucking Kyle. So, Rina just shrugs all miserable and Kathy goes,

oh, I think we're all good, Kyle, okay? And then she turns to Garce Salon. She's like, boy, did I get snapped at about that homeless and toothless situation? I mean what difference does it make homeless and toothless toothless and homeless? I'm gonna be calling you tonight going Homeless and toothless, homeless and toothless, homeless and toothless until I get it right. Garce, how does I won't take your call? Don't call me. She goes she goes. It's the same thing. thing. Almost toothless toothless and homeless. It's the same thing. Oh my god. Yeah, being homeless being toothless is really the same thing. You're not being welcomed into Kathy's house. That's what she's saying.

Oh my god. She's. Oh god. Ness. Well, another crazy episode. I enjoyed it quite a bit. And then next week they go off to Aspen, which I think we're all excited about, because all the rumors that have swirled around this damn Aspen trip, it's probably gonna be a huge letdown, but that's part of watching Beverly Hills

is building up a huge letdown, right? It is. It was like it was a fun episode and filled me with rage, you know? Yeah, that's what I love. I love feeling rage over silly, petty, stupid, and consequential things. So whatever that did, it went well.

Garsell's my hero. This was definitely Garsell's best episode because they did try to do the gaslighting on Garsell. Like, you were yelling, you can't, don't be caught. You know, they tried to pull all of those tricks out of the bag and she just was like, what? Like completely logical. Like, yeah, I said you had a problem

because you're wasted all the fucking time. Yeah. Like my kid to fuck off trying to fuck the other kid. Like, yes, I said you had a problem. Like, what the hell? Yeah, exactly. And I loved how she called them all out for like basically always declaring how much they're all friends.

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