Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Dumplings and Desertion

Episode Date: June 25, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Erika spins her tale of woe on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and no one dares ask her any questions. They don't need to, cuz there are DUMPLIIIINGS! This week's bonus is a quick dive into HBO Max' Mare of Easttown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensOur Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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He's gorgeous, he's handsome, he's hot, he's thin. Please intelligent, but like who needs that? Ben Mandelker, hello Ben. Oh my god, hi Ronnie, how are you doing? Good, what's going on with you? Not much, just excited to talk some real housewives of Beverly Hills with you here on Crap is on demand or where I'm noticing that I show a shave today

and I'm all kind of just like not shaving and messy looking, but that's okay. That's part of just, you know, life, these is. You know, life and quarantine, except life these is you know life and quarantine Except I can't keep saying life and quarantine anymore because I'm I'm not really quarantined It's not corn. Yeah, we have to give that up now our sloppy looks are just due to us Okay us. Yeah, yeah, I can't remember This was me before the quarantine. This was me during the quarantine

And this was me after the quarantine even in the same shirt. Okay, it's a little tighter It's like wearing it's like wearing spanks. This hate bet shirt has turned into man spanks, but it's the same shirt. Okay, still in it. Well, look, we're both wearing crap and it's working my tricky monical t shirt. Oh, well, I just have to say it's just from depression because of what Tom did to me. I It's been so harmful dealing with Tom all these years difficult All these years so this is the big episode this is gonna be the big episode where Erica That's it gives us a peek inside what it was like being married to Tom That's it gives us a peek inside what it was like being married to Tom

Horset all right, let's just get that off the table right now if you're gonna be triggered by me calling Erica damn liar go away This is not the podcast for you because this is a this is a load of horse shit Okay, thank you done for the day Dumb with this recap. Yeah, I don't know where I stand on it, to be honest. I think I'm going to be really... Really? Well, I don't. I think that, like, on the one hand, it felt like horseshit to me. On the other hand, I also felt like, um...

I don't know. I think I'm going to... I think my views are going to be crystallized as I... as we talk through the recap. Because I don't say... I also didn't put really that much thought into it. I was like, okay, I was just basically taking notes. I was just a vessel for notes and then I think I'm going to form opinions as we talk.

That's how I feel about it. That sounds good, but yeah, I'll get more detailed into why it's worse shit as we go, I guess. Yeah, you can convince me. I'll crystallize my opinions. How about that? I'm open to being convinced. I also just want to give a shout out that Ron and I did our part one of our

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Okay, let's get started here, shall we? Yeah. I am. Okay. So, Erica has just come in to this party at Sutton's house, this weird Paris party, where I don't know, do your friends in Paris try and sell you their shit too when you go into their house? It's basically like a Tupperware party, but Tupperware that you wear, because it's all

shit from her store, but whatever, right now, it's like Ben trying to sell me, what would you sell me, I guess, if I went to a party at your house? Wool, I don't get it. I'd be trying to sell me some wool from from Catan, because that's what Ben would be playing. He'll be like, hey, you wanna buy some wool shares? I'd just have like little QR codes for Patreon.

I'll be right here. Um. Yeah, so Erica enters, she does that thing where she puts her hand up on the door. I'm in. And then Rinna is like, there's a lot of clapping. Erica! Erica! Rinna is now just doing the full bouncing in her chair every time anything happens at all like dumplings

Totally unhinged unhinged in a very strange positive way. It's just like She basically is just on the game show network I think someone told her that bravo's on the game show networks So she thinks she always was just like, just wanna prize. Oh my God. Yeah. A new car. Actually, she even says that.

I think at one point, I think what happens is like, oh, we went shopping for a new car. A car? A car? A car? A car? Did you see what's Amazon Prime Day? I bought, I think for my dishwasher that says,

dirty or clean. I bought one. I my dishwasher that says, dirty or clean. I got one. Yeah, she's ridiculous. But just the way Erica entered, you know, she enters and like she's wearing a Kim, you know, kind of Kim outfit, like that silky pushy bow thing that Kim Richards used to wear in her testimonials, her diary room sessions. There's a huge crucifix over the little air, you know, the air conditioner thing. So it's like the biggest, you know, martyr of all time right over the ice queen wearing Kim Richards.

It's very, a lot of signs in that picture. The Miesons sentence. The Miesons sentence is really going going nuts. So yeah, so she comes in and and I know I was like, well, I'm sorry, I didn't bring a hostess gift, but it's been a little rough this week. I basically can't afford a paperclip right now, but I did see a bunch of stuff.

I'll get into that later. Yeah, so Kyle's like, well, first of all, we have to get Kyle's in their, Kyle's hello in well, first of all, we have to get Kyle's in their, Kyle's hello in there too, because the hello sections are like the biggest plot points of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. They always are. They take up the most time in this entire show, but Kyle's is just.

Hello. Hello. With her hat, that crazy hat that she's wearing. She's gonna something a little off with her look. So, Kyle's telling us, does she want to be alone? Sure, you know, but is she gonna share? I mean, it's Erica. You just never really know.

And this is Kyle's big. This is Kyle's setting it up. This is Kyle's big thing that she's setting up. So we know that she's gonna at least come a little bit for Erica, because I don't believe anyone's really gonna come for Erica They're all they're all terrified of her. I think they're terrified More the Erica has the most gaze on her side than any of the other house

And they're they're afraid of gay Twitter pretty much Well, they're that yeah, I think the house has they're all like every season They're always hilariously not in sync with what the audience is into because right now from what I can see on the internet The audience is just like down with Erica, you know, because she's you know, she's attached to this at the very least She's attached to the Tom scandal who knows how involved she really is But the audience seems to be like you know fuck her right now So it's funny because it seems like the women are all tiptoeing because they don't want to be like on the bad side. So they're all being nice. But Kyle, as you said, is clearly setting up something later on

where she'll be like, well, I just feel like, you know, she doesn't share. And like, I would always share something and I just feel like she doesn't share with me. And like, I don't know, or maybe it'll be like a jealous of being just beyond it. She's setting that shit up right now. Yeah, I want us for you to be on it. She's setting that shit up right now. Yeah. So Erica's like, well, cheers, ladies. It's so nice to see you all.

Because now Erica has like changed her character to where she's so unburdened, but because she's left Tom that she's this happy carefree person now. And she's just laying it on so thick. Yes, am I finding it like to be like a very young team laying it on thick. Yeah, like that pancake girl. Yeah. So they're like, they're all being nice and crystals like, I'm so into this dress. It's good. And so Eric is like, so let's go on, ladies and, uh, Sun's like, oh, well, we're on France today, so if you wanna go on Strock, please have at it.

And Garza was like, um, I mean, you're the one getting a divorce and you're telling your friends, and you don't tell your friends, and then you walk and you say, what's going on? That's a good question. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Yeah, they also down at this table and they're all just talking about how beautiful it is and Kyle goes You see your call go. Oh my god. This looks delicious and you see a close up of what's in front of her It's a pile of wet lettuce. She's like this looks delicious I

Love the way they eat on this show like wait a second lettuce, but it's also Minimally dressed. Oh my god. how indulgent are we today I know yeah this we're used to seeing like small meals on this show you know but this I mean usually we at least get a piece of salmon or something like that just roaming or like butter lettuce just playing butter lettuce a pile a pile of of wet shimmering lettuce and when it goes, are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? How long have these ladies bid locked up after they haven't even seen lettuce?

What's going on here? So Kyle's talking about how feels, you know, how great she feels after the vacation and she just feels so much ladder. You know, Mercury is in retrograde. And maybe that's what was going on with me and to read on the plane. You know, just, yeah, things go wrong because what do you a robot? That's what Mercury in retrograde affects. And also what happened on the plane was that you were being an interrupty asshole, okay?

You know, I'm not a robot, but I did audition to be on Small Wonder as an older sister that they actually wrote off the show because they were so horrified by my performance. So I guess I have had an impact on the entertainment industry. Thank you so much. Mercury in Richards grade. She's so cool. Mercury in Richards grade. Yeah.

So Kyle's like, you know, maybe that's what's happening. Garceau's like, are we going to fix this though? Are we going to fix this today? Please don't, please. Please, that's not. Let's not even try with that. And Kathy's just kind of there, you know. She's like, where am I? People said I'm a, oh, here, we're almost supposed to be here.

Did you watch Kathy on water? What happens live? No, I didn't, but I saw that Nikki Hilton was a bartender, which is so Nikki Hilton that she gets relegated to bartender and not actual guests. Yeah, it was pretty good. Kathy opens pretty funny. She was trying to take the shot skis, but it doesn't know how it works. Because I don't have TV Andy.

I don't want TV. What? Have I seen Beverly Hills? Not much. You want me to be honest? Not much Andy. So she couldn't take the shot ski, you know, it comes out on a ski. Okay, because it's a shot on a ski, which granted took me a long time to figure out.

I didn't get that at first. So she sees it and she keeps trying to pull up the shot glass off the ski, but it's glued to the ski so she can't get it up. So they're tilting it back anyway and it just pours all over the ground. And she's like, no, well, I know how to do it. Give it back to me. Give it back. And then she just sips nothing to prove that she can do it.

I want Kathy and the Queen of Versailles to have her conversation together and let it be taped. I just want to see how that works out. It's like, how do you do this? I don't know. Do you know how to do it? I don't know. Just them, it's like their version of tool time.

So by the way, did you also get the sense that when Kyle says, well, I'm feeling light as a breeze today because our conversation, did you feel like she was trying to bait Erica to say, and I'm feeling a lot of the breeze too, because I just got to the voice. I feel like Kyle was like really trying to make that happen, but it didn't really happen at least not yet. Everyone's afraid of Erica, so they're not just going to be like, girl, what happened? We just saw you all over the blogs, you know? So they're waiting for her to do it, but Erica is still in here. Oh, God, I'm fun loving that. But I want my girls, my girls who I just love.

Yeah, as opposed to Denise, Denise is like, oh, hey, girls, nice to see you. Were you sleep with Brandy Glanville? Like they just do. Just actually assault Brandy Glanville. Tell us the truth. So Kyle, Kyle is telling us, oh she tells everyone, she's like, you know, Dary, um, or, uh, with, you know, I just feel like with you and me, like it's almost like a sister thing, you know, like, we'll be having the best time. And then like, you know how your sister can just like snap at you sometimes and Kathy's like, do I snap at you? No, but you have, have I? Just, well, of course, I mean, our whole lives, Kathy, yes, she starts getting like Kyle

Rage and I was so excited and then like went away and I was like, oh, I love Kyle Rage. So Garsell's like, well, should we just give to Rita Timer? Okay, because, you know, she is, she's like, I do love you, but you are long-winded. Also, still, Hey Paris Hilton. Does that need to be noticed somewhere? Garsell's just like trying to piss everybody off this season. She really is. She hates them all.

She hates them all. It's so evident that she hates them all, and she's just really there for Page-Eck and just to like, needle them, because she just, I think she's so disgusted by the way they treated Denise. Yeah. So, they start talking about Kathy's shorthand because she talks in code and then we see her talking and it does kind of remind me of me because I forget what I'm talking about half the time and she'll just be like, okay, well, you know what I was saying about that. And then the powers that be, and I told them, and we're seeing this clip of her saying all this to Rina at dinner.

And Rina is just going, oh, Kathy, you're richer than me. So I'll just nod and say, yes, ah, ah, ah, ah, power to be. Yes, Kathy. Yes, yes. And Rina is so obsessed with affirming anything that is in front of her or said to her. That's just like not making any sense anymore because when Kyle goes, when Kyle's like,

oh yeah, well you know Kathy speaks in her hand. Rina goes, I love a good shorthand. I was like, Rina, what are you talking about? What are you saying? And then Kyle's impersonating Kathy. Kyle's low key, a very good impersonator. I really hate how I've been just so up on Kyle this season. It really feels weird.

But she low key does pull out some good impersonations on the show. And so she does the impersonation, as you said, everyone is like, ha! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! I think we get this impersonation. Have shorthand, overlet us. Are you getting me? It's kind of like a bird dying on the table. Just her head back in her arms like flapping on her chair. Like, ah. This is like an audience member at Oprah. Is there a cocky under my chair?

So let's see here. Yeah, we see a clip of Kathy talking short hand. And she's like, well, it's better to elude to this situation because you never know, listening. You never know. You never know, you never know. So then, uh, caviar is being served and, uh, so Rina, Rina is the one who knows, as much as she's like, how are you? How are you?

When it's time for her to get information from people, she knows exactly how to go in there. So she just goes for the dog. She goes, Erica, Erica, because I know there's nothing else going on. How is Tiago? How is he? How is he? How is he?

How is he? How is he? Is he still a dog? Does he still like it? He gets belly rubbed. Does he do short pull? How about catch? Does he like catch?

Oh, Erica. Look at Erica opening up. Does he know how to play catch? If he's not in the state. Or you. Does he poop outside? Does he poop outside? I don't know how to play catch if he's not in the state. Or you, just a poop outside, just a poop outside.

Tango, great conversation. You're a real Barbara Walters there, Rina. Okay. Well, but then, well, Eric goes, oh, he is really sweet. And she goes, adjusting, adjusting. She's the first one that kind of broaches the idea that there's been something significant that happened in Eric's life and then that kind of like

Rina's like Eric and Eric needs to be given the space to just sit and feel comfortable talking to us since when is that the fucking rule okay where's the Denise rule of you bring it up and yell and then bring people on to accuse her of shit this is this is not cool I to, if those rules are gonna be set up, then I need them to be followed. Okay. Yeah, what happened to those rules when Lisa Vanderpump's brother committed suicide

and then you guys all piled onto her because you thought that she leaked something to radar online and even if she did, who cares? Like, where are those rules then about space? And like, you know, understanding for the traumas that people are going through? Oh, why, yeah, the main is coming out, the main. I love the aid that I mentioned it.

I just like you, America. Just like you, America. So Garsell is like, so are we going to say anything about what we did yesterday? I'll start with you, Erica. It's sudden it's like, well, I bought a car yesterday. It's like Sutton That was a setup for Erica to say that she's getting divorced. What are you doing talking about your car? And Erica goes well, that's good. You got a car not even a ride so you can take me and we're gonna say you got a new car too Are you gonna name it Tiago

Get it cuz it has going it Tiago again another one that says Tiago stop So Eric's like I did I did get a new car away Drill okay, so now I'm supposed to fucking cry that Erica downsize to a range Rover I can't with the show okay, know, you know that my anger was, my head was about to pop off during this. Cause I knew I knew they were going to be doing this. Erica's a victim. Shit. Of course they are.

But this, I had to go and drive a girl. Yeah. When there's, when there's, uh, when there are, um's a When there are like people who are like Massive burn victims and or who's family died and playing crashes and they're waiting for like money to pay for future operations or and everything else and she's talking about how she got a range Rover and Like that's and by the way, that's like I Don't know like they didn't have a prenup. That's that's mutual money by the way, that's like, I don't know, like they didn't have a prenup. That's mutual money there.

So I'm just like, I don't know, not a great look, not a great look for me to say that. On camera, what are you thinking saying that announcing that on camera? Oh my god. But Rina of course, who can't read is like, yeah, they all right. Okay. Let's discuss the elephant in the room. My life drastically changed this week. I let go of my lab McGee-D. I let go of my 16,000 square foot home. I like gum with my dish towels that I loved.

So, so much, I never did dishes, but I love the towels. I like gum of a ceiling fan in my living room. But I'll wow. So much. I said goodbye that Lamborghini, and I got into a tiny, little brand new Range Rover. I said goodbye to thathini and I got into a tiny little brand new Range Rover. I said goodbye to that Pasadena mansion and hello to a beautiful house in one of LA's esteemed neighborhood tank park.

I said goodbye. Good, good body luxury and hello to slightly less luxury. That's what I said, oh, the sacrifices girls. Oh, also I let go of my marriage. It's like she's making this, a marriage long list. She mixes, but Lamborghini before marriage, Lamborghini

and square foot home, square footage before marriage. Yes. I literally made the decision because I had two girls, I had two. And they're like what? Everyone's kind of looking at it because Eric has been spending this whole season laying down her Tom is so amazing Tom is the best husband ever. I have gotten to spend so much time with Tom during this Tom time of Tom Demix and Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Sir, what the fuck is she talking about?

So then she tells us that she left because he pushed me further and further out The conversations I used to have would now reduce down to a sentence or two. You never had conversations longer than the damn sentence or two. They went from, it used to be go to your room, Erica. Then it just became room. Oh, I got it. It was telling you to go to your room. That's all right. I love shorthand. Yeah, sure. That's all I do. Oh, I got it. He was telling you to go to your room. That's how I thought. I love shorthand. Yeah, shorthand. That's all I did.

Oh, God, this is a great conversation. So I just kept walking around that house and we get shots of the mansion, but looking very sad. It's like the yellow tint shots of the mansion looking very, very sad. And I just walked around and it was just a shit ass situation all around. I knew the marriage was heading down a really shitty map. I had to make a choice to do what was right for me. I could not live that way anymore.

After 20 years of me saying how wonderful a marriage was. I couldn't live anymore with the knowledge that I could be involved in a federal investigation. I had to leave. Yeah. Big shot. Tom Sogrumpy old man, guys. I'm shot. Okay. The first time we ever saw them having dinner at her house and Tom being like, go to your real

America. And it was interesting how they showed the clip because they didn't completely victimize it because they showed him talking to Lisa Vanderpomp and she interjected something because it was, wait, I'm talking now. I'm the one who's talking now. She's like, oh, all right, darling, sorry. And so he said something else in Eric. I was like, I don't give a shit. And he's like, Erica, be quiet. No one thought Tom was Prince charming it up over there. Okay. Yeah, exactly So she says that she just she's like none of you knew what was going on on purpose because it put you in a bad position If I would give you information that you'd been told I don't want to do that That's the truth it doesn't serve me to talk about what's happening legally

It really doesn't or what will happen because I married to someone who's been very good in that area So in summary, I've never told you anything about my life for the past five or six years, because Tom is under investigation for the past year. So that makes sense right? Everyone, thank you so much. Thank you. And she tells us she struggled a really long time

deciding to leave, but once she decided she spent 30 days closing out her bank accounts and all of the parts of her life that were related to Tom. Now of course she doesn't tell Tom like she literally makes a way like a thief in the night. Like she just she just she does everything in secret schedules a moving bus and then just the fuck out of there. Well, I actually am okay with that because I feel like actually in certain marriages, like that's actually what you have to do. I mean, hello, Katie Holmes. RemiRat everyone. Am I right? High five to news from 10 years ago. But the thing is that, I mean, I think the

reason why I haven't had a strong opinion on this is because I actually think there's like a little bit of truth on both sides. I think there's a lot of truth to what you're saying about like this so much of this just feels like convenient bullshit. But I also do believe she was in a shitty marriage and she didn't really know how to do. She didn't know how to get out of it. This is this is sounds ultra dramatic and I'm not trying to be dramatic. But as someone who was in the closet, I do know what it's like to sort of put up a facade because the truth is actually very difficult to face and I'm not saying I'm not comparing Eric as marriage to being in the closet nor to being a gay man Because I think it's I think I think being a gay man is a lot more fabulous

but I'm just saying on like an emotional I do Understand what it's like that you're in a relationship or you're in a situation, you realize it's not working and you're just always trying to convince yourself. Like in my case, I would say things because on a weird level, I was sort of thinking that it would make me straight, which is weird. And so I can imagine that. But the timing is very peculiar

and I think as much as that, what I just said is part of Erica's experience, I do also think that there's some stuff here that's also in addition to that, it feels fishy to me. Well, I believe that she was in a shitty marriage. She married some old man from a restaurant, like for his money, you know, like he was some loaded dude that she had a turnover off to. And Thompson asked, like we've seen Tom being in a, we've never, we've always said Tom trees,

Erica like shit on this show. It's never seemed like Tom is some nice guy to Erica. It's that it was always fine until, you know, obviously the shit hits the fan and the money's not there or whatever. But yeah, I believe that she was in a shitty marriage to Tom. I believe it, you know, you make your, it's she was in a shitty marriage to Tom. I believe it. You know, you make you make your, it's like he's a rich

dude. He's gonna treat me like she would never, she would would probably never react like this to a poor guy in a marriage. You know what I mean? Like Zizzo or whatever. She got, she got the hell out of there. But now that's not to say that the husband deserves to treat the wife like shit because he's so rich guy.

It's just like, it's not a shock that Tom's a fucking jerk. Tom's obviously scamming people. Yeah, but also I guess villain in this and we've seen him be nothing but a moot. Well, we've seen him when he's nice, you know, because then on the other side of that, it's like, okay, he's stealing all this money. Well, where's it going? Well, you're spending millions of dollars making music videos for you and sending you all over the country with a whole team of people and getting your songs produced by really expensive producers. For me.

Yeah, and all that stuff. So it's like, yeah, Tom's a jerk, but also he, we've seen him go so far out of his way to do everything that would make her happy. You know what I mean? So it's kind of like, come on now. Don't, well, I think that I think where it gets a little frustrating where it's like she was clearly in a situation,

she's trying to sort of fake until she made it. But I guess maybe where it gets frustrating for us is that so much of her persona and so much of what she says literally up to like a few days before she filed for divorce is like, I like people who how they are like she, her whole thing and she's a straight shooter. I'm always going to be really honest with you. I'm going to be like what you see is what you get.

And actually if everything she's saying is true, which is totally valid that she may have that she was like, I was trying to figure out how to get out of this. I didn't like it. It's sort of as frustrating when someone is telling you that they are like, as transparent as can be, and their whole persona is like, this is how it is, ladies. And your ads actually like, no, you were actually

completely dishonest, not necessarily in a malicious way because you were probably to be dishonest with yourself, but it's kind of annoying that you have, I think on the receiving end of that, that you're saying one thing and behaving like another for perhaps very justifiable reasons, but you're still doing that. And so for us, it's like, wait, that's bullshit. This is sort of bullshit.

Yeah, she seems like, yeah, it seems like just total bullshit to me. So she's like, well, she's taught, she's showing her, I love her run of conclusion. Well, it's like, I don't need another monologue. I don't need another monologue about it. Yeah, I just don't agree. I think Erica's completely intimately full of shit. Like I just, I'm not buying one fucking second of this. So Erica's talking about how, you know,

oh, so she just finished talking about how she spent 30 days getting ready to leave. Okay, so then we see one month earlier, she was going to find her house, she found her house in West Hollywood, or Hancock Park, or wherever. And she's stressing with, she's walking around stressing going,

oh my God, this room gives me stress, we don't have space. Which is still like what, a four bedroom home in. Yes, it was actually had one fewer bedrooms than her current home. Although it didn't have any bathrooms. Later on, it said she went from a, she went from a four bedroom nine bathroom home to a three bedroom, two bathroom home. I was like, so then she goes, well, I cried every day, every day I cried. This is a massive this is the end of a massive part of my life and Basis stepping into the void. Oh, I cried and I cried

But I I actually finished my crying yesterday, so you won't see me shut it here for the rest of the episode. Sorry Um, and we see Sutton going over to look at the new house and Sutton's like oh well this is you know You'll be fine. you'll be fine. You know, Sutton's just like throwing quarters at her forehead. Like, just trying to find anything to roll on her face. Now, do you have a star bee? We can make a will work for Be Your Sign. Those seem to work.

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But it also sounds terrible. Why are you in that for 20 years? Yeah, I mean, I, you know, I'm not again, I'm never going to say like, Oh my God, what are you talking about? Tom is a prince. He was just such a sweet heart. What a well-mannered man. How can you complain about him? So yeah, she's doing that. And Kyle's like, wow Uh, Kyle says I have to say you were like clockwork. Oh, because she's saying that she filed at the perfect time, right? Because Erica tells us that she filed on an election day, which, you know, she thought was a really good idea because it's like one of the biggest elections in history and everyone.

So into it, nobody's even to notice her news coming out. But of course they did. That didn't work. I didn't work at all, like, and then, um, yeah, it didn't, it definitely did not work. And then she tells them she's like, you know what, I keep a really good secrets. If you haven't noticed, I'm basically a vault. I'm sure that won't come back to hunt me in any sort of legal way. Me saying that on camera that I keep secrets. And then I possibly have many secrets inside me.

Of course, one hurt me at all. I know, see, so much of what she's doing, it's like, what are you putting out there? She knows what's going on. The ladies might know the extent of everything going on, but Erica does, so every little thing she says, I'm like, oh, okay, so is that a threat? Yeah, I'm reading so far into everything. It's like, I keep good secret. I'm like a vault. I'm like, uh-oh, okay. So is that a threat? Yeah. And then I'm reading so far into everything. It's like, I keep

good. See, I'm like a vault. I'm like, uh, oh, Tom, you know, it's just is this is a deal. Yeah. Yes. And then she's talking about how she's telling set and how she's been selling her clothes and stuff, which is supposed to make her sound like, Oh, my God, this is so sad. Erica selling her clothes, but a lawyer actually put got an injunction put on that because that's considered a property that they owe these victims, you know, so she had to stop selling all of her shit

because that's what she was trying to do. Yeah, so then Kathy goes, well, Erica, you're a good sport. I mean, you were wonderful that weekend in Tahoe and then we get a flashback. And this is something I didn't notice, but it cracked me up. It was Erica saying that thing again about like,

you know, the great thing about Thomas, he just lets me be who I am, I'm just who I am. And Cal goes, you guys are a vision. Kyle shut up. What are you talking about? You guys are a vision. Why? Kyle, since when does Kyle talk that way?

You guys are a vision. And Kathy says, yeah, you were very great that we can, I mean, you smiled and you carried on like a lady, which has always bugged me that whole, like, personal, it's like, be like Jackie O and don't ever show your feelings, even when your husband's funeral is like, shut up. Crying sob, you know?

Yeah. And also, I think it's the first time that anyone's ever told Erica, wow, I really respect you, you're such a lady. Never heard that song as... How many fucks do I give? How many fucks do I give? No, nothing, whatever. My pussy's like a python,

poop, poop, poop, poop, poop. So, Erica's like, Thank you, thank you ladies. Once I get a handle on what's coming for me, and it will be coming for me. And we get a, a bravo. Yeah. Brave, you're so brave.

You're so brave. You are brave. You are so brave. You are a brave head. You are a brave head. And the Pixar film. You are so brave, Erica. So brave, Erica.

Of course, they were talking about the fact that she decided to have the entire plate of lettuce not leave any leftover. That was so brave of brave, Erica. So brave, Erica. Of course, they were talking about the fact that she decided to have the entire plate of lettuce not leave any leftover. That was so brave of you, Erica, eating the whole lettuce. Wow. I just didn't see it in this way. I was going to hold that man's hand until he died from the entire bottle of pills that I squished up into his

pain cakes like. Gersal's like, well, you probably have a few more weeks. I say have at it. So, so Rina's, she's like, I wonder how vicious it's gonna get. I mean, Tom's a lawyer. I wonder how vicious. Do you think he's gonna get good representation? He has no money left. I would not be afraid of Tom whatsoever. He literally has no money. He I would not be afraid of Tom whatsoever. He literally has no money

He hasn't paid anyone in months. I guarantee that whoever he hires is gonna it's gonna be basically like Scotbeau from a rest of development, you know like I there's just no way I'm sorry. I don't think he's gonna be a vicious attack and Ericka says you're all invited to my little baby doll a house and to reset cat wait cat wait says you're all invited to my little baby dollhouse. And to be said, can't wait. Can't wait. You got. Maybe I can bring bubbly show up. Bubbly and jagged.

Bubbly, she wanted to know that was bubbly. Bubbly. Bubbly. Bubbly. So Erica tells them she's like, oh, I've ended up not. It's a rental. I stole all the furniture. Oh, yeah, I've ended up mind. It's a rental. I stole all the furniture. Oh, yeah, I took things, which is another,

I mean, Ronald Richards must have a very thick notebook after this episode, because that's the lawyer who's keeping track of all this shit right now. Don't say the word stole, Erica, even if you mean it in just, don't say that. Also, I love how she talks about finding a rental, like, this is revolutionary in a new way. She's like, I found a rental, and I found the apartment online.

Can you believe it, ladies? They have real estate on the internet now. No, are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Yeah, so Kathy's like, well, you know, when someone's on the cover of a magazine, it's never a good thing, you know, I mean true Not true. You're just you're never gonna see something, you know, happy. You're gonna be happy. That's not something you're gonna You know, some people you don't really it's like, okay, you know, we're gonna go this is short hand by the way

Yeah, meanwhile Kyle's like, you know on her on the phone with her agent to get on the cover of Kat Fancy Magazine or something. It's like, what was that about magazine covers? Huh? Hmm. All right, let's go have some dessert. Let's go outside. Yes, they have some dessert.

So they go out. And Kyle and Rinna are still like amazed that they're wearing the same dress, like doing high kicks all over the house, like preening. And so they look at the dessert and Rina's like whoa our names are next to her I mean look at that look at that opera cake that's an opera cake that's an opera cake oh my god I can't wait to taste it and sometime in the future but not now not eating it right now. Sorry. No. I just had a cake. It was green and wilted

It was a like it was a lettuce layer cake It has butter remit It's very European it was Roman remain. Oh, okay, so then Kyle is like Can we talk for a second? And so she pulls Doreet and we're like, guys, work that out. Work that out, guys. Just like crazy wave things. Go work that out, guys. Go work that out. Don't be lettuce when you get back. Work it out, guys. Work it out.

So they do. And Kyle's like, Doreet, listen, what Kyle says. You know, it's just like Garsel said right now. She goes, what did she say? That you can be long-winded Doreet, okay? And I find it, you know, I find that interioring about you. It's fine, you know, I just don't snap at me. Yeah, Kyle, you're wrong, okay? She's allowed to snap at you, period.

Not sure what I- By the way, I feel like that was- With this stupid face. I feel like it's, I feel like that snap, the way is a little undervalued because it was hilarious dripping. Carl, you went to someone finish his ascendance and then you talk Carl. It was like so patronizing and hilariously got came from such a place of hilarious frustration. I really enjoyed it in retrospect.

And the reeds like what's going on with Erica? It doesn't feel like our stuff is so choppy deal. She's poor. She's poor. She found a house on the internet. Ugh. Yeah, that's all there. It's like listen, you know what, we're dealing with

is so petty. You know, they basically both agree. Like cows like listen, like, you know, you're long winded. Well, I interrupt whatever. I'm, they're both agreed to be hyper aware, and they're like, sisters, guys. So they're gonna, they basically like bear the hatchet and everything.

And they both agree. Or whatever it is going through, it's so important. We could never, we shouldn't. What's the point of focusing on these tiny, trivial, petty things? Did you hear this on Broughtocote and to Crystal? Did petty things. Did you hear that? So I brought a code into Chris. So did you can we talk about that? That's not a good. There's a lot of petty little storylines that are trying to shoot Sue Horn in here for sure.

So Erica is telling the other ladies that, you know, wasn't her house anyway. I was a third wife to live there. So what do I can? Not my house. So then back to Caroline to read. Try to spread the blame onto other wives too. Like, see you there too. They owe money too. So Caroline to read, back to Caroline to read. Carls like, okay, forget about that.

We're friends again. What about Sutton and Crystal? And to read, it's like, where? Crystal, Crystal was telling me about why she didn't come to dinner. Did she mean harm or didn't she? I don't know, Coil. But I don't know she meant to be very hurtful.

She came into a room with a couch, Coil. That's not fair. Okay, she had no ill intention. There was no harm, okay? Look at me not interrupting you. Isn't that great? No intention of it, Dr. And to read Psychia, but then you leave the room.

I like if someone's naked you leave and yeah, but then you leave the room. I like if someone's naked, you leave and cry, I'll say, but she did leave the room. She was in and out. I mean, what is going on here? And to read, it's like, well, that's not what Christus said. So then we see three days earlier and Christus telling Doreet, yeah, she's like,

what are you doing in here? Like, while I'm crouched down naked, while she's laughing, like, she shamed me, it was so creepy. Yeah, okay, okay, okay. This is going a little far now, okay. And then she pulled out a gun, she held it to my head and she put me in a truck. I didn't know where we were, but I heard the sound

of a train track, so maybe it's my train tracks. I don't know. So Kyle thinks that's a dangerous implication to say that someone violated you, you know. You had no problem doing that last year, having Brandy on to say, oh, Denise got me so wasted I didn't even know what she was doing. And so I just went along with it anyway, but I really hurt my feelings. But we all know that Brandy always tells the truth. Say what you will about her. She doesn't lie. So, so then we get, Kyle's like, well, when she told me it was a lot more chill. And we see a flashback with Crystal telling Kyle, being like, oh, yes, I'm coming

to my room and I was like, naked. And I was like, this is weird. But whatever. Anyway, what's new with you? So it was actually a much more like low key version. So, so then Kyle says, this cracked me up. Kyle goes, you know what, it was just an awkward moment. And I would hate for something to be made of something that's absolutely nothing to be made of. I would hate that. Did Denise Salter? Did Denise Richards come in and assault her?

Because that would be huge. Okay, let's bring Brandy on and see what she says. Kyle's forte, like it's literally been awesome. Huge okay, let's bring let's bring Brandy on and see what she says This is Kyle's forte like it's literally been us the past 10 years of our lives have been us watching Kyle Make huge shit out of like someone knocking over a pepper grinder Did you knock over the pepper grinder because honestly? I just thought it was weird that you would do that and then not tell me I that's all Yeah, so that you would do that and then not tell me. That's all. Yeah. So, uh, Garsell has a dating coach seen at home. Oh my God, it's Garsell! It's very like Lisa Rina as a dating coach.

Yeah. She's very excited to be there and way to overly positive about everything. And she's like, you know what? I'm not gonna teach you. I'm not gonna be a coach. What does she say? She says something like,

I'm not gonna teach you. You have to be a, I'm not a matchmaker. I'm a gonna be a coach. What does she say she says something like I'm not gonna be a I'm not a matchmaker I'm a dating coach. Yeah, she says matchmaker I'll bring you to matchmakers bring you fish, but I'm gonna teach you how to fish and then they cut a kyle under it in the fish bowl Being like you better not eat me bitch. We're staying in this bowl. Okay. No one's fishing us out of here And it's basically just like a scene of Garsell talking about what she wants in the man, which is pretty much all kind, loyal, loving, monogamous, sexy, sweet. So it's like- You're gonna have to narrow it down.

Good luck in Los Angeles. Yeah. Yeah. Live-life-love sign. Something like I need something specific, you know? Like everybody wants someone kind, loving, loyal, but not- That shit's all off the table Okay, this is we're talking about human beings in California in Los Angeles, California

How about we start instead of those big Ingenie-eric terms while we say like let's talk about the TV shows He has to watch and the food he likes to eat and then go from there. I feel like that would be a much better idea I think that that's yeah, that's actually such truth So Garsell they start making jokes about like how big does he have to be and she's like well There is no such thing there is such a thing is too big of a diamond And we should also mention this woman's name is D'Amoana whoa D'Amoana okay Demo it's like the deep version of me okay

Yeah, it's basically just like a scene of matchmaking and it ultimately ends with Garsell getting choked up, talking about how like, you know, she doesn't want to, she has a hard time giving herself over to people who want to have her back because it feels like she's giving up her power and she doesn't ever want to mute herself because her mom brought her to this country to like take, well, get all these opportunities and she doesn't ever want to mute herself because her mom brought her to this country to like take all get all these opportunities and she doesn't ever want to Like feel like she's not living up to that. So it was nice nice So now we get to find out what what happened to Mikey Mikey's still there Okay, Mikey is still with Erica. So I'm not sure if he was like paid on a subscription basis and the credit card just hasn't tried to charge

This month. I'm not really sure, but Mike is there with Leia. Leia. Leia. Leia. Leia. Yeah, he's there. He's like, hey, babe, they're at Erica's house and he's like, have tools. We'll travel.

That's a never made back. So it just goes to show that doesn't matter if you're super rich or just pretty rich, you'll always have a gay to do things for you. Yes, this is a bot around the gays scene. So he comes in and she's like, oh, looks good. That looks good. It's going to be incredible. And he's like, well, the best thing to do is walk through and then do not, you know,

tempo to awesome ends later batch And only does is basically kiss her ass as usually. Oh my god. It's so perfect It's because well, yeah, once a rug comes in it's gonna be great. It's gonna be gorgeous Gorgeous once a rug comes in gorgeous. So this is where she tells us that after finding a place to go I dropped habit work and I moved out. I was out the day. It was so frightening. So terrifying to think that Tom D'Arty might have shuffled over to you with a briefcase and may have swatted it at your mirror, terrifying. Gosh, so Mike is like, oh my god, enough, it's not there, enough that's not bad oh yeah I read to

the because of the mott make wall by blah blah blah blah blah blah bitch wait whatever is like I want to join in blah blah blah let's do it together Mikey blah blah blah so of course Erica's trying to find the best places to put her pictures of herself, the painting. Yes. She's had commissioned of herself. And Mike, so then we find out that this, they're there. The assistants are there because they have to figure out how to deal with all of Erica's clothes. So out of the three bedrooms, she has two bedrooms that are closed. And she's like, how are we going to fit this all in here? He's like, let's put it across the hall for shoes and accessories. And she's like, oh my god, the grand out there, gay person, we're doing it.

I mean, it is hilarious, especially when you look at someone like Gina on O.C. who basically had G downsize into like a very, you know, it's actually still a nice condo, but still was modest considering that there were like six children in there too. And then you see Erica being like, I have to give it all up so I could live in a really nice house where I can have one room dedicated to shoes and one room dedicated to clothing. And then we get clips of her, you know, marriage where she's like, Hey, look Tom, we need to change that tree. I think it's dead. He's like, all right, change the fuck country with fucked awayo-eye care and then she gives Thomas kiss Goodbye in the morning and then another clip of him going. I'm really really proud of you for everything you've done I was like what a monster

Get him string him up put him on the wall. Sorry. I'm still watching my My handmaid style put him on the wall I don't get the reference. Well, you will in a couple of years if you watch Handmaid's Tale and then you're like, oh my god, everybody, I've been watching Handmaid's Tale. It's like when I'm doing, I'm watching it so late and it sucks because you can't go online and be like, oh my god, what about was she just sit on Handmaid's Tale because it's already over, you have to save the spoilers.

So then Erica tells a story. She says, I, um, I'm a member of joining Tom and about five other guys for dinner. And I said, so I'm a little late. And one of them said, well, if you were married to a better man, traffic would be no problem. And then Tom looked at him and said, if you think you could afford her, or you can have her and it flew right out of his mouth. Almost as if I had a song that said,

it's expensive to them. I could not believe it. Almost as if I was spending 40 grand of his money a month on glassquads. It's crazy. I mean, I don't know. Is this, no, she made it sound like this was... Yeah, but my dad has said that about my mom.

I guarantee it multiple times. Like she's expensive. I don't know. Seems like a old guy thing to say. But I'm obviously not team Erica at this point. Everybody don't know if you've noticed, but so she is. She's like, but I didn't tell anybody anything that he hurt my feelings because he supported me

when I was nothing. And then I get I believe this. I believe all of this section where she's like, you know, you want to please somebody who's provided for you. And so she should just shut up to an extent, you know, and she's like, and it's great to wear this jacket and live in this house and have a Lambo, but, you know, there's a human cost to all of this. And it's getting to, you know, him making comments about me being expensive or whatever.

And I get that because I think that that would be the trade-off, you know, you marry some old rich dude and then, you know, you treat you like your property. Well, it sounds like a terrible dynamic where it's not a dynamic of, you're not in a marriage, ideally, I believe with our modern standards, we put, you know, like it should be two people on equal footing in, you know, or in a relationship. One should not have to be afraid to voice their things. They're, it should not be, it sounded like it was very much of, it was like a father daughter relationship

where like what he said, what goes, and she was the daughter I have to do with the dad said, which is really, I don't, it's not what I would look for in a marriage. It's not what I'm, not what I'm into, you know, yeah, sucks. It sucks for her. So her dog's already peed on the sofa. So this is definitely a bravo dog because no dog on this channel knows how to piss outside. Okay.

There's not one who's been trained. So, uh, so Eric had just sized for us, uh, because they're like, it's going to be okay, Eric. And she's like, yes, how? She tries to do her big feelings, I think. So then, uh, Sutton goes for a mammogram for the first time ever. And it's also the first time ever that Bravo has done like the wacky fun mammogram, uh, angle. Especially on this show, isn't it crazy? wacky fun mammogram angle. Especially on this show, isn't it crazy? It was like, it just starts off with like,

Sutton was like, don't, don't, don't, and, and, and, and she's like, oh my boob, but she's like, Kyle Richards he goes three weeks, three weeks earlier, Sutton goes, I've never had a mammogram. Are you kidding me? What's wrong with you? Great bedside mammar, Kyle, that's really gonna get her into the doctor's office.

So it's all this kind of like fast montage of sudden getting her first mammogram, which is kind of a big deal, but they treat it so like, look at this wacky mammogram time. I think they did it that way because they've already done the mammogram thing with Rina. So they were like, okay, we've done this before, so let's spice it up this time. Yeah, it's like adding a loft track to it. You know, it's salsa music. I was like, don't smash my boob. Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. So anyway, so Kyle dragged her to the doctor

to get the mammogram, which is actually quite a good thing that she did that. And my favorite part of all this is that after her mammograms done, you know, she changed his back into her clothing and then she has to like leave the doctor area, go back to the waiting room. And so I just walks out the door and goes, where am I? Where am I going? Where am I going? What am I doing? What am I going? Which is like such a rich lady thing to do to be like, you walk into a waiting room where there's like really only one option which is either sit down or continue out the next door

And she's like, where do I go in this maze in this maze of Get some service in here, please I like to speak to the manager of this waiting room, please So this is now their scene scene. So they sit down and cows like, you know So you know paperwork from the doctor, whatever you're fine, you're fine, blah, blah, blah. Okay, now Crystal. Now how did you leave things with Crystal?

Oh, I'm asking because she brought you bringing her up her jacket. She brought that up to Doree and Doreet said that she said that she felt violated. Ah, and something's like, oh my God. Suddenly this weird baby boy thing, which she goes, she just like this range of emotions on her face. She goes, okay.

And she's like, okay, look, I'm sorry that she felt violated by me knocking on her door and bringing her coat to her. Okay, I was expecting a Nobel Prius prize, but instead I'm being called a violator. But okay, okay, you know what? She said she's violated, then fine. But it was truly innocent, Kyle. Yeah, and we see the clip again.

I mean, I do think that my instinct would be that if I walked in someone's naked, I would just quickly back out. And she sort of like went in, dropped off and left out. She was still quick, whatever. But I was just explaining to actually, Crystal was on watch what happens live, which I've already mentioned. I watched. I'm like so proud of myself.

It's like it feels like I should get extra credit whenever I watch. You know, I'm like, I did it guys extra bravo, crads. But Crystal was on there and she was asked about this. And basically a couple of weeks ago when we talked about it, I was like, I don't want to make fun of this because it seems like there's some kind of trauma or whatever. And so basically Crystal explained that she was, you know, when you have an eating disorder and you're feeling body dys... you have body dysmorphia, you know, and you're going through that. Someone's saying, you naked is a really big deal and she overreacted to it and she kind of freaked

out and overreacted to the whole thing. And now she talks to Sutton all the time and their friends and she apologizes for. I mean, Crystal was actually pretty fucking cool on what's happened. Yeah, you know, it's all, it's all good. So that was the thing. But of course, that's not gonna, this is Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. So this won't resolve for like 19 episodes, okay. It'll still be going off four seasons from now.

And then Andy will tear them apart at the, make sure they tear each other apart and ruin that, whatever, whatever progress they've made, he's going to make sure they tear each other apart and ruin that, whatever progress they've made, he's going to make sure it all gets destroyed by the ring. Yeah. So then, so Sutton's like, well, you know what, she said she wasn't going to bring it up to the other girls. And I was just like, montage of Crystal telling literally everyone and she's like, oh, well,

did I tell you about what happened with Sutton? Yes, Sutton basically came to my room and was like, weird and creepy and she was like going through like, she's like talking to Carlton Gebbie. She's like, hey Carlton, what's going on? Did I tell you about Sutton? Oh, it was crazy. I know. She's just like walking by a bus

and Dana Wilkie pops up like, hi. Anything to say about that? Anything to say about that girl? Bring the jacket to your room. $25,000, well, at least you've got something on. I'll tell you, I was bug naked when sudden walked into my room with stranger. Mm-hmm.

So then we go to Erica and Rina, who have the most awkward scene of all time at the sofa towel. Okay, so what the hell? What is this scene? It was so creepy. And now this is creepy and weird, okay? To take some crystal terms. this is creepy and weird, okay, to take some crystal terms.

This was creepy and weird, because Erica's doing that thing, where her eyes are like this, and she's like looking around like, hello! Like somebody has just cut her off on a bike and Amsterdam. And then Rinna doesn't know what to say.

And now Erica has found a new thing where she's finally gotten away from an old man, so now she's just gonna order a hot toddy wherever she goes to prepare to pay for it. Hot toddy's, hot toddy's our whole thing. She's like, because they walk in and, and I was like, I think I'm going to have a hot toddy. And when I go, how am I going to have one, two? Can you make that? You can do that.

You can. You can make a hot toddy. That's great. Hot toddy. Can we get a plan of lettuce? Hot toddy would let us. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm really excited about that. That's by the way, has Rina ever ordered a drink on her own?

Like, I feel like every scene is a waiter coming up and saying, what would you guys like? And then the other person saying, I would like a glass of dirt with some moss on it. Me too! Me too! Do those, do those, please. Yeah, and you know that there's just a tic-tac

in her mouth the whole time anyway. She's that kind of good but fuck. You can bring me a picture of gasoline, sir. I do not care. Okay. So, so, it's like, well, this is the kind of drink you have before you, and before you know it, you're like,

well, you so, let me tell you, we're really going on. And Lisa's like, oh yeah, I know, I'm not going to ask you that. She's like, oh really? Cause it's, I haven't felt this vulnerable. I've not ever felt this vulnerable in my life. Hot toddy. I'm up my toddy. So hot. Who is Todd and why is he so hot? So yeah, well actually what I like to say when Erica said I'm not felt as vulnerable in it like in forever and when he goes

I know Like she goes so I'm going to me right now. I know you are but I'll play along Yeah, cuz Rina's got really big eyes this whole time to you and it's almost like Rina's trying not to talk about it Cuz Erica keeps trying to talk about it and Rina's like mm-hmm. Yeah, love hot toddy's Love lipstick and Erica's like well, you know, we, the pop toddy's, oh yeah, the stick, love the stick. And Erica's like, well, you know, we're the, I really tried to talk and I attempted to talk, but he left me now room.

And that's the only way I could say it. Stop asking me questions, please. So vulnerable, vulnerable here at the side of where Pika saw my vagina almost. So then, so then Runa's like, yeah, Tom was definitely the boss. And that's where he said the flashback of Tom saying to Vanderpump, excuse me, pardon me, I think I'm talking right now,

I'm running the operation, maybe. And then that's what goes, pardon me, Erica, when she says no shit. So then, Erica says that she floated the idea of a trial separation from Tom, but knew it wasn't going to work. And so she goes, I didn't even leave a note. I just, I just served. And she tells the story of how I drove them to work. I gave them his lunch box. I gave him a pat on the head and said a little propeller spinning on his hat. And I said, I love you. And you go into that office and he said, thanks, hun. Like I was an employee.

Thanks, hun. He said, could you imagine? I'm like Jennifer Lopez in enough. That moment where she was told, thanks, hun. and she became a kickbox and superstar Are you with me Lisa? Rina and Rina is like Ha ha ha lipstick Hey, do you think Tiago would wear some lip gloss? You think so? What if you call this a hot Tiago instead of a hot toddy? So

Eric is like that I went home and I put everything in the moving van, the sofa and the two chairs with the only things I saw. So it was a very small moving van, not drove off into the sunset to start a new life in this crazy dust of town called Hancock Park. Okay. So then we go to Crystal's house and she's having a dumpling party time for the party everybody. So she's got her cousins over. They're helping her make dumplings

and talking about how they grew up making dumplings in Alhambra. And she's made all these little plates that are specialized for each of the ladies with their names on them and stuff. And then we get the clips of all the ladies getting ready to come over. You know, the getting ready scenes.

Yeah, and apparently when Chris will, apparently, what's funny to me about this is that Chris will flow to this idea a few days ago. And ever since then, Dorita has been upper ass to read us like obsessed with this idea and apparently to read taxater a bunch of dumpling emojis. And that's like, I love the idea of just getting a text from Dorita Gemsley. There's just like a wall of dumplings like, double, double, double, double. Do you know a restaurant I can do a dumpling lemon room?

Oh, I could take over room at pf. Changs and called pk. Changs Piki jeez So Rin and Erica come over and Rin is like whoa pretty house really lovely Definitely nice. I hope the store opens. I'm not a compliment. Love the one. Is that brick? Is that a statue? Love it. Pretty. Listen. That was almost a punk.

Taller, stronger, little. Whatever that song was. Tell her stronger little. Whatever that song was. I forget the lyrics. It was a better finding of the actual words they used. And then Erica are so awkward together. It's so weird. Like they're just driving. Erica's just nodding.

And we're in his like, wow, my house. It's great. So they get there. And Erica sees Rob. You know, because Rob there is like, hey, can I take her quotes? It's like, oh, you look nice. For 20 years, I'll be on your nut sack like flies all shit. But I think Rob who had to go rushing out because Crystal forgot to get the forgot to make the dough for or to get the wrappers.

So he had to rush out to get the wrappers. And I was like, are you kidding? You knew all these women are going to take the wrappers. So he had to wrap up the wrappers and I was like, are you kidding? You knew all these women are going to take the inside of those dumplings out and leave all the carbs on the plate. You don't have to worry about that. Hey, I've come with a question. It's a very difficult question. I help you, ladies, can take it. Can you make a hot potty? Yes, like, wow, you can't. She can make a hot potty too. I want a hot potty. I want a hot potty.

So she's like, I would like to tell a story of that little present you gave me. I used it, the oil. I am lit, right. Look at me, Erica Jean, having fun letting Lou set a party. Because I prepared for this. Yeah, she's very like. right look at me Erica Jean having fun letting loose out of potty Because I prepare for this. Yeah, she's very like look at me a fun Erica Jane I put some oil of a clip and my vagina. It's got T. H. C. It's from Kyle. I'm a clip and my vagina. I'm being with the girlfriend

And everyone's like oh,, crystals like Sutton. I think Chris, Chris is like, Dary, could you please top text me to a dumpling? They're almost ready to read. Dumpings are almost ready. Oh, that dumplings. Crystal pulls Sutton, or Sutton pulls Crystal aside. One of them, oh no, Crystal pulls her aside.

And she's like, listen, I just, I get right, Ronnie. I know. She's like, I just wanted to pull you aside because I heard that people are still talking about us I mean, I'm sure it's annoying you and she's like yeah, well, I was gonna bring that up because here's the thing I think it's dangerous when we talk behind each other's Bags about things. Yeah, I agreed and I promised you and you promised me not to talk about it

She's but you didn't keep your promise Okay, now I'm wearing what looks like a giant bow on my breast. It is actually a shield. Okay. It's a very, very, you cannot hurt me today, ma'am. Like, I think Sun's ready to have like a big fight. But Chris was like, oh yeah, sorry. Yeah. And Chris was like, look, I wasn't talking about it. Just that people kept asking me about it. Like, I wanted to start our books. And then we're like, a coffee is ready for talking about it. Just that people kept asking me about it. Like, I went to Starbucks and there were like, a coffee is ready for the girl who was victimized by sudden. Who is that?

And she said, well, that was, and I just wanted to say that. It was me because I was in the room and then she walked in. I mean, I had to tell the barista. I couldn't lie to her. I have an egg and jalapeno frappe ready for butt naked. Then I dropped to the ground like it was creepy. You hear? You hear?

What a disgusting fictional drink you just made. An egg in jalapeno frappe. That's your favorite breakfast. I watched her make it on Instagram. I watched that video. I was like, why am I still sitting here? It was frappe. This is like, look at me.

So you chop up a jalapeno, still chopping it, still chopping it, still chopping this jalapeno I watched the whole thing. I was there for like 30 minutes I watched the whole thing too and basically she took a piece of toast and then she She took a giant jalapeno and cut it up and then fried it and then she she Oh, she took avocado, but she didn't like mash it She just put like big chunks of avocado on the toast. And then she fried up this jalapeno. And it was a huge fried jalapeno.

And she just were like dumps it on top of the avocado. So it was just sort of like this collection of things on toast. And then she takes an egg and then she just like, it's like a big broken fried egg that she puts on top. It's just like giant messy avocado thing that looks delicious, but it is so messy. Because and that's how you make it. Like, this is crazy.

So yeah, she's like, listen. She's like, I don't need to talk about it, but people keep asking me. It's like, I do not want to fight. She's like, I agree. So then meanwhile, I gotta pee. So Erica goes into pee and Kyle makes a joke about her tweeter escaping

and then we see clips of Vanderpump like, Kyle, can I borrow some underwear? and Kyle makes a joke about her tweeter escaping and then we see clips of Vanderpump like, Kyle, can I borrow some underwear? Erica, may I borrow some underwear? I ain't wearing any bitch. Yeah. So then, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but or whenever that was. I'll never forget you guys. Never forget Panty Gate. So, Sudden and Crystal come back to the group

and they come back to group to, they want us to address everything. So, Sudden's like, Crystal and I have something to share with the group. I mean, it's sort of redundant since she apparently has shared with all of you multiple times, but we'll share it again. So, in Tahoe, I went to go to Crystal's I went to go bring crystals coke back to her as any

very good friend would do. And I did it thanklessly because I did not actually receive a thank you for that ever to this day. But I did it anyway because that's who I am because I'm going to put some jam on the stale toes right now. And it's something that we talked about privately and we were going to keep the private. But I guess it just got out somehow. I don't know how, but it did.

And it's over now. It's over now. Yeah, it's over now. So that, you know, we talked to this over, but it's not over if you have to keep talking about it. I'm not talking about it. Well, it's kind of the family to say that I violated you. It's like, oh my God.

It's like a styling. Kyle's like looking back and forth smiling, just loving this chaos unravel. And there he is, like, but she was uncomfortable. And Crystal's like, really, it's over, you guys. It's over. Well, great. So while we're on this topic, now we did struggle in Tahoe, but I'm not crazy. And I'm not manic.

And we had a really nice conversation about my father and his suicide. and then you use the word manic and I don't have those issues Okay, and that was not very nice Yeah, and Garsell's like well basically Sun's harmless. I mean, you know, she's I She basically says mannequin crazy or strong words and Sun goes I had two bad days in the middle of 30 more bad days. And I just think that I don't deserve that. And Crystal goes, I'm going to believe you.

I was like, and she goes, look, I'm getting a sentence like, well, she is a mean girl. I see these things. I see, I believe you, who says that? And Crystal says, well, she is a mean girl. I see these things. I see, I believe you. Who says that? And Crystal says, I'm not going to bring it up. She says, well, I believe you. So, you know what? I'm a picture of great mental health. I was like, please start rolling your face right now. Please start rolling your face right now. Please

do, please do that again. Please start crying with fear that joy Maloof may be in the next room. Please do that. So Chris was like, can we just move forward? It's my dumpling night. Dumplings! I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.

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So, um, so now they go, the women go inside and then meet Crystal's cousins and then we get a dumpling tutorial and I like basically lose my mind because like my favorite things in the entire world are dumplings and I just was like, I just wanted to like eat my television at that point because they looked so good. Also, this is not learning how to make dumplings. They're store bought wrappers and you had people pre-make your fillings. Like what the hell are you doing? You just have to close them and fry them.

That's not fair. True, but there isn't art to closing them. You know, you have to know how much to put in. You know how to have to crimp them because I made, I randomly back in February in quarantine, I decided to make myself some dumplings and I literally made like 50 dumplings and you think it'd be like it's just put the thing in there and

just squeeze it tight, but like you put like one millimeter too much, you put two, like just one millimeter more of filling than you should and it's like a disaster. It just is like, it's a horrific, horrific disaster. Well not today, because they're learning. So, uh, Rina of course is very, wow, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Dumplings like way too excited I'm a dumpling Erica's like oh dumplings. I love dumplings fun love in Erica Vulnerable and free Erica is now willing to admit that she loves dumplings and to read us like I can't wait to do this for PK. Of course the feeling is gonna be Cheetos, but still I can't wait to make it for him

So Garsell's like Erica. I know you're not ready, but you should really meet my dating coach. Do you like Rennan? She's exactly like her, okay. And Erica's like, nah, I'm probably just gonna have a lot of, not number six. I thought with Army Hammer, because that's the rumor. No. Oh yeah, that's the rumor.

She's like living around Army or whatever. Ooh, yeah, I got no more about this. I heard it from Sashama Dia. The best housewife of all time. Wow. Army hammer, Erica Jane. Let's see what it says. Ben, let's see what it said.

This is an already an hour and a half. Let's see what it says. Living next to him. Why Erica, so I guess their neighbors, let's see. Why Erica Jane? Because recently been linked in a Where they live? I really want to know where they live. I want to know where they are. I think it's West Hollywood. No, it's it's Hancock Park. It's Hancock Park. Oh

See Well, I need to see what they're like here's what happened to her house and here's what's happening with Tom and here's like a red fin listing and all that stuff. So Erica is in a post Erica has seen posting a lingerie outside of her former Pasadena mansion. The post was captioned my new neighbor just moved in recently and slid into my DMs. She said she can hear what happens on my side of the fence and she wants in. This is my new new neighbor. And I'll tell you what happens on my side of the fence. Okay.

This is from a private account. I'm sorry, Ben. It nerfed you. Okay. What happens on this is from a this is from do doof, doof, of course. And the private account is sharing something and it says that Erica is the new neighbor and she can hear everything. I'll tell you what goes on on my side of the fence. I never get so old. Well, I lost. So now they look at the Kyle.

Yeah, Kyle talks about how such a lighter Eric and now and sentence like, well, It's a old. Well, I thought so. So now they look at nothing going with Kyle. Yeah, Kyle talks about how such a lighter Eric and now and something's like, well, as somebody who's been divorced, I understand what moving on is like, you know, I have issues with trust out. Oh, but we all do. How do we all have issues with trust? We all do. Something's like, well, even if you make fun of me about it, she's, well, we do make fun of you,

because it's all sport. All right. But anybody outside of this group of my fun, amazing girlfriends, better watch out, I'll tell you that. But I'm fun loving. Erica is the picture of someone who just loves to joke about the other girls and receive jokes

and return about herself from the girls. Oh man, just the height of humor. That is Erica Jane Tuiti. That's what she always has been. I also, by the way, I just want to point out that what was funny is that the women, they're like this whole dessert spread. And for the second time this episode,

there was a giant dessert spread, and again, no one ate any of it. In fact, with the first dessert spread at Sun's house, I don't know if you noticed this, we forgot to mention it. But after they were like, oh my god, the opera cake, the opera cake! Then they all went inside and they did the production had a close-up of like multiple plates of cake that were uneven, just sitting there on the table. I was like, it that's so perfect. That sums up this show entirely and Beverly Hills. So it ends with Erica saying, I love these women so much.

And I know each one of them's gonna support me, but I have so many challenges. And there's so much that these women don't know. Dun dun dun. Like who your friends are. We still haven't seen that over six years. Who are your friends? Duh, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun to pretend she's pregnant. That's her next storyline to get sympathy, just like Roxy Heart and Chicago. I'm just looking for her to follow that exact storyline. Yeah, she's definitely gonna do something crazy, but I don't know, I'm intrigued to see how this all plays out.

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