Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Gag Bag

Episode Date: May 2, 2018

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Um, today is a very exciting day because it's part two of the real housewise of Beverly Hills reunion. So much happened to you guys. Yeah, it's so much. I'm so glad that that they really are giving this three reunion episodes because I was afraid they would not be able to get through all this really compelling content. It was really so so good. So so no time wasted. No filler. I love reading on the no filler. I'm sure you're talking about a housewise reunion. But I've been reading the comments on L.O. internet and it is hilarious to me that Erica is like the most bored out of it's like you're at least taking part in it okay yeah yeah Erica's like furious and bored the whole time she just gets more and more angry as this thing goes on at nothing which is hilarious yeah whatever happened to the spirit of yes whatever

happened to that yeah so before we get into that though we have some live shows next week we have a Tush Chicago shows, which are sold out. So sorry if you're unable to get tickets to that, I'm sure we will be back in Chicago. And we are going to be talking about Band of Pump Rules at both shows. At both shows, the early and the late show, we're going to be talking about the Band of Pump Rules reunion part one. And we're dividing that reunion into two halves the first half in the early show the second half That late show and then in

next month we have Phoenix where we're going to be talking about Real House of New York the most recent episode of Real House of New York is gonna be at our Phoenix show and then for our San Francisco show Which is two days later? We're gonna be talking about Southern, Southern Charm, which should be really fun. And since it's gay pride up there, we're gonna gay it up somehow.

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while Supervilly Hills reunion apart too. Yes, let's do it. Let's start. And let's, you know what, let's start on a humorous note, some British humor, some British sequin humor, Lisa Vanderpump. Basically, the reunion opens up with Lisa. She's sitting in the sequin dress and so she wipes her hands upwards on her sequin so it makes it look like there's like these golden rod blotches on her boobs.

She's like, oh look, is it bad? Is it bad? Get it? Boob marks. And Eric, because Eric goes, I don't get it. Like, geez, she's thanks for coming by, Erica. God. Yeah, well, because she's just so blase, because this is just nothing for her, because she, you know, she performs at the white party, and she passes the post, you know, like. That's the kind of action game anybody

want to talk about, but cut out. No, nobody does. And Vanderpump's like, come on, can you at least give me some sense of humor? Do you see it? Do you see? Come on, Rinna. And Rinna's like, it's great. Aaaaah.

How are you? Rinna's undying hatred of Vanderpump is hilarious. How are you? Hustle. Baby like an uninfusiastic hustle. She really owns it. Oh God, I'm happy again. So Andy's like, so what does it take to be a housewife? A glam squad, of course. His name may be Mikey, but he's sure not a daiki. Let's go shopping and walking with the housewives of popping or whatever. I'm like, oh my god, how many rhymes do you need in one intro day?

Just get on with it. And then we watch basically 10 minutes of these women dealing with their glam squads and getting dressed and trying on outfits. Again, you can always tell when there's no content if the segments, the video prepared video segments, go on for more than 10 seconds. Okay. Yeah. Like, because you know, there's some reunions where it's like you see like three shots of an outfit and then it comes back and they're all laughing. But this was going on and on and on. I'm like, oh, this is we're essentially turning the reunion into a clip show at

this point. Yes and the editors have such a huge job ahead of them and I think they do a pretty nice job with it because they show a clip of Doreet going, Tiddy doesn't like to shop boys and then it goes, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun it's a privilege to stare as an error. I love that that's one of the biggest traumas this year. So Andy's like, all right, Erica, talk me through this. The baby powder is to get out of the latex. She's like, oh, don't pretend you don't know Andy.

I get it. I'm like, this is great content. Finding out how to use baby powder to get into latex outfit. Also, it says a lot about Erica, because she's like, Well, the baby powder is to get in. The rule goes on the outside to make a shine. I'm like, well, I'm sure that everybody's who owned a seat that you sat in is right there for you coming.

Yeah, thanks for the hug. Now my shirt's see through. Uh, it's like, you know, it's kuchua it's it's it's it's it's Erica Jane sometimes you're Russian hooker or you could be in a kimono or you could be in latex and blend with a guy almost running your with his back I'm a spade. Yeah you're super deep you're like a nation. So he's like so Erica you spend $40,000 a month on a glam not just grab It could be what another stuff why why Hey super man, I hope another stuff is glam and that's like why you mad at Andy? You're the one spending $40,000

I know she's just so rude and I'm look I'm all for slapping Dan Andy if he deserves it But he didn't even say anything. Yeah, he's just like spend a lot of money on glam Like wow, I know that he's been not the 100. I mean it's nothing and he goes is Erica Jane really bringing that much in she's yes Okay, I Didn't like her I didn't like her defense of I know a lot of people who pay an honor hundreds on capacity That maybe half a quarter I'm like that. It still doesn't make sense you make like music for like circuit parties Wait, why are you spending $40,000 a month?

Yeah, she probably come she probably comes home when pulls around us. She's like you will not believe how much money I saved you today honey She bought everything on sale. Yeah, that's true. So who owns the most shoes? Everyone's like, that's probably the Savannah pub. And they're like, oh, how many shoes do you have? She's like, I don't know. Hundred.

Oh, probably more. 200. Maybe. I'm like, I really don't care. Ask Rosio. She's the one dreaming about them every night, darling. So Andy's like, well, Tyson from ball says, Erica, you say you don't have any art. Okay. No, Teddy, you say you're not really into aesthetics, but you have boobs

and extensions. So what the hell? And she's like, um, well, I got breastfeeding uh, boobs because I was really sad after breastfeeding it was like walks and socks and look I'm not into aesthetics only but you know, I just don't talk about it a lot. I'm still into it But I'm daddy. Okay, that's my answer. I'm daddy And so Andy was like still what boobs did you get? You know, he's been like waiting months and months and months Ask that question because he hasn't had a chance to he's like it's relevant content I can say I can ask it again. What boobs you get? And she's like, oh, they're like two ten CC something. Oh, so like small ones, you know

Well, they look very nice and natural. Is that it? Is that inappropriate? I'm like kind of yeah I love boobies Universal thing that United says apparently according to the reunion and Erica goes, oh's mom. It's mom boobs a mom who I hate by the way I hadn't read my book, but I don't know the fuck They'll read them if you know what to boobs Yeah, I'll give a fuck except the fact that everything I do in the case that I give a fuck about everything But whatever is it a vodka that has the lady robot as it's yeah, that's Erica's boobs while we're talking about the she's very like Svetka robot lately. Yeah, but I love that. She points to her best product after saying. Yeah, that's an interesting point.

I'm gonna have to look at well, you've got going for I'm going for robot, but not just robot. I'm going for retail robot. We tell robot that sells vodka doesn't make any sense. But we take it as an inspiration. It's a West Rail but it's on HBO. And he's like so at a book signing Peter showed up. What was that like? Interesting. She's about to get in. So I got your money. Oh, what did they do to Erica before? Did you see the video? Did you see this video? Oh, yeah, it's hilarious. Yeah, I thought you were asking about what what pita did to Erica Not what no, they just came in and started harassing her and she just looked at them like Here's I'm gonna make up a theory right on the spot. Okay, so originally the reunion was going to be taped like

Five days earlier, but there was an orbister and Andy and Kyle were both in New York And they couldn't get to they couldn't get to LA to shoot it So they had to delay the shooting by like a week and my theory that I'm coming up with based on nothing right on the spot Is that Erica had like something else she had to do today and she had to cancel it for the reunion and she's pissed Oh it got in the way of her coin. Well, I'm facing that on I'm facing that on nothing. But I actually it makes sense with the evidence because later she gets really into the argument about couldn't you just reschedule? What's wrong with rescheduling?

Oh, there you go. Let's make a whole case about it. Dun dun dun dun dun dun. Boys. She just like jumping. make a whole case about it. Dun dun dun dun dun dun. Gois! She doesn't like shopping! I just, I, I thought you were just going to go away. Like dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. Gois! Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun The turn is made up of two parts. Policemen who eat lots of doughnuts. And PK who loves my Moroccan beets. I'm terribly sorry.

But it was Mirskah Haggertay supposed to be here, because I don't see her on the call sheet. But I love her cheese, Haggertay. I love getting plants at her nursery. So Andy's like, Erica, do you still wear real first? Like, I was half. Why not? He's like, okay, well, thanks for being forthcoming.

I was like, you know, it was weird. It was sort of like funny logic. Like, why do you still wear fur? Glad was half. Oh. All right thanks. Thanks for thanks for giving us an insight into your methodology. She's just refusing to participate and it's actually making me like her more I have to say her just totally committing to being a cold bit to her boss. Yeah. Fuehler. I'm so sorry, but my Amazon Prime.

Stop enough, enough. Seriously. I'm so jealous. What are you getting? It's probably cheesecloth, because I'm going to make some yogurt cheese later. Fuehler's on up. I'm like the cheapest Amazon Prime order ever. I'm like, I'm going to get cheesecloth in in one order and then a new zeudler in another order. So I get, they can go to my house twice in a day and I'll

feel really special. So you're welcome earth. I'm like Erica as much as like Erica about the earth right now. Yeah, you know, I bought some cheesecloth like two years ago and I was like, yeah, to use it. I was like, I'm gonna, I'm sick of draining things through, draining things through paper towels. I'm gonna get cheesecloth and since then I'm made anything that requires through, draining things through paper towels. I'm gonna get cheesecloth and since then I'm making that require cheesecloth. You guys yogurt cheese. You put Greek yogurt, I use faggys, I mean of course because I support the cost. It's called fage.

It's called fage, I say. Everybody else called this, okay? And you put it in some cheesecloth and you hang it up and it dreds that into a bowl and then it's cheese. Doesn't it like love nay? Does it become a lobe nae? Yes, but sometimes people call it lobe nae but it's just yogurt. Ernie is cheese. It's yogurt cheese, lobe nae. Oh, but this is like real lobe nae. You know, you make ricotta cheese too. Have you ever made homemade ricotta cheese?

No. Well, I've done it using Ina Gortner recipe, which is delicious, but I always drained it through paper towels And then I was like, I'm gonna get cheesecloth, so I can make or hot hot shit is and then I haven't made or hot hot Since then, so I'm maybe today, maybe I'll make some more hot shit. You can flavor the cheese, you can color the cheese, you can shape it, however you'd like it. I want the cheese. You can do what you want to do in living color.

I want to do you can do what you want to do in living color They reboot living color and I'd like to read as a cast member. She's like in a she's like an overall with like one strap up Like during like that like dance with the knee Yeah, they're all just doing the fly girls are dancing and she comes out of that you know like that You know on the set there's like that like rooftop door. She comes out. We're keen and supposed to come actually. I'm terribly sorry I thought the fly girls were supposed to be starting half an hour from now and I didn't realize you're already dancing like Just start dancing. You don't have to tell us why you're late. Just fall into formation, please. Oh So Andy starts, he's still trying with Erica, even though she's basically like, I hate you, that's not talking to me, stupid pants Andy.

So he's like, so, uh, Erica, Pita, and then he's like, so what was your first interview look? What was that? What was everybody's favorite Erica look? Let's get Erica into this. What was your favorite Erica look to read? And she like well I have to say the first one the black one Where you were queen like McQueen was it McQueen Queen or just a queen Queen the young queen of it now is she the late H.R.H So I love the Tokyo with the pink wig baby by the way Rina says I think three words and those rich like Tokyo pink wig And Erica goes yeah, and then I take off the boots and I had baby socks

Oh, mom just like the rest of yeah, well the babies out there at least Yeah, this is the warmest the Erica was all reunion was when they talked about her and like flattered her This is the warmest that Eric her was all reunion was when they talked about her and flattered her various interview looks. Actually, yeah. I mean, it's kind of funny because she does give very specific looks for the interviews, but she acts like it's like sitting in front row of Fashion Week. It's like you're doing interviews on Bravo. It's like me being like, well, the look I wore for today's podcast

is free t-shirt I got that says NFL and footed the loom underwear and that's just sort of like the look I'm going for today. Well, I'm actually making an effort today. I'm going to button down shirt and really nice, freshly pressed khaki shorts and some French fry socks. I am literally in boxer briefs right now and my highs are sticking to my chair and driving me nuts. I don't know why I did not put on some gym shorts. I just was super lazy today. I'm working my underwear. It's not weird.

It's not like I'm able to. Well, it feels weird to diagnose that I'm only in my underwear to all that this is. Oh, it's good. It's good. It's good. It's provocative. It's got some people talking about. I don't give a fuck. So then we talk about how Kyle was robbed.

And Kyle is really just trying to make everybody feel as bad as she can. It's like, Kyle, get back down to earth. She's like, well, we were in Aspen. She goes, we were in Aspen when we got the text. I'm like, oh, God, here we go. Yeah. She lost little day.

They cleaned out her claws. That took every single bag piece of jewelry and she lost everything except for what was on her body. And you just hear her going to go, oh, sucks. Yeah, it does suck. And Andy's like, well, you had talked about getting Edwin's company to come to your security. Oh, yeah, but that was after.

And Teddy goes, yeah, but his company was the one that texted you that day from your closet and telling you your closet was open because they went there and found your closet door. They were installing the stuff or whatever. I'm like, that's fishy that Edwin's company had keys to that house. Well, basically, what happened was that they were in the process of installing security alarm, but the security system was not fully installed yet, and then the dogs were not at the house. I'm like, why would you leave this house that has so much expensive stuff in it without your security system on? And she said she locked everything. So, I mean, I don't know.

It is weird. It sounds like it probably was an inside job, but I don't know. I'm sure they've investigated it. La Nord. I know. Goi! Goi, goi, goi. But I like when Kyle was talking about it.

And she was like, yeah, I lost everything. And these abandoned homes, like, but it was also your mother's jewelry, your mother's cry, Kyle. cry cry I'm your mother now yeah have this handbag to start a new collection from mom of under bomb my broken little bird home yeah take this half of a little heart like little ortho nanny it all worked out for her nanny K anyone so now Kyle is not sure if she's even gonna stay in this new house after spent all this time moving into it now she's like I'm not sure if I want to stay here I mean at least

the pool isn't shaped like a smiley face but I don't know bad memories yeah bad memories so yeah, bad memories. So yeah, Vanderpump is like, yes, I did send her a brand new Chanel on the birthday. And she said, it's the sweetest thing anyone's ever done for her. And I said, oh well, let's start again, little brook bird. There was a little bit of confusion when she accidentally opened up Lala's strip of boots and Lala caught an expensive bag, but we cleared it all up. Broken, broken, bird. So now we get a segment of the unlikely friendship between Rina, Doreed and Erika. So, do I catch this?

In this intro, he's like, Turoki Rocky road to friendship included a pit stop to run as infamous Pillback and a D to earth through Erica's who ha and everything just show they cut to Erica like She's so mad Not having it from Pazadina to here for this. We're talking about Mahooha Gana. Oh, God, can we get a God damn Paz? So we go through everything. We go to the whole segment,

and then when it comes out of it, it's like, Lisa, I just want to say, guys, please listen, I apologize. I was all in my own head, my own little British head. British Connecticut is really head. I mean, my emotions were on that giant Ferris wheel And I apologize for PK for everything that he said about you. Winna. She's like

Wow Thank you Hassel Winna's like wow thanks for taking away the only thing I was gonna be able to yell about in this entire reunion You stupid hooker to eat. He's like, oh, oh, goies, goies. Uh, goies, goies. And he's like, so, Erica, now you like to eat?

Um, well, how do you feel about PK? How's it going with him? And she's like, causal. Like long pause. I mean, it's like, yeah, same for me. It's really miraculous. If you think back to a year ago Sitting on this couch and then they show a clip of everybody fighting and I was like, okay, it was way more fun that time Thanks for the reminder. Yeah, yeah exactly

Exactly and she goes I think it's worthy of a plus She starts up plotting herself all the producers are like, no, no, this has been one of our worst seasons ever. They'll applaud. And Vanderpump's like, well, as the one who knows PK really well, you're sitting next to his wife, Lisa. Yeah. So then there's, you know, so there's a question about his lease of jealous of Erica, whatever. I was like, no.

And then finally, finally Andy addresses her in an American dream and is like, so you guys seem to get along really well by the end of the season. But are the three of you still good today? And the music's like, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, as if we're about to hear a bombshell and they're like, yeah, yeah, no we're good. Yeah, yeah, I like them. Yes! I just wrote long pause.

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crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. The commercial. Yeah. So, then when we come back from commercial, there is hope for this reunion because out walks Camille grammar Camille Donna touchy grammar but I don't know. Don't you tell us Donna to Chi Donna tell of Versace grammar. Yeah, so Camille's out and Andy's like, oh God, how many carrots do you have?

Some people have rings Camille has a ring. How many carrots? And she's like, um, about five, but it looks bigger. And he goes, well, how does it compare to the first How many carrots and she's like And he goes well, how does it compare to the first ring and she's like that one was smaller This is sparring oh my god my thigh just got really talked to my chair. Sorry everyone Sorry, I'm sorry, have you talked to Kelsey at all would he do it to what with John Cougar melon That great no So upsetting I'll see it all just toss out scribble eggs You know they say the blues are calling so

So Andy's like oh, I have something fun to talk about Remember how season one people magazine said that you were the most hated housewife ever They called you a slut a whore a dumb bitch a hooker a narcissist a psycho did I say hooker already okay um wonky eyed um um faced limpie um spastic spastic and smelly Charlie so setting she's like wow thanks thanks for reading those all back and he's like oh gosh We got so many positive tweets this season Sometimes you get tweets and sometimes you get big lots of tweets And people were saying things like season one cameo was back

Another tweet said cameo came to play and not to slay How is it to be a door instead of a horde, little slo-or? Well, someone who's engaged, I feel like, yeah. I'm sadding. Like someone who's been called to see where I would say it feels really good. It's hurtful, it's hurtful. So then we get a Camille montage and the basic, the the best thing I got out of this was a gift of Camille dancing. They're so a clip of Camille dancing and I was dying. Yeah, and so when it comes

out of this, we see the whole thing with Camille when when Doreet's like, Camille, you're such a fucking cut fitness. And then Camille brings the ball gag to the party, you know, et cetera. So when we come out of the segment, Camille is actually wearing the ball gag as a bracelet and I'm gonna be like, that's hilarious. You really own it, baby, oh, it, own it. How are you, ball gag?

How are you? It means like it matches your boobs. Are they new? Have I asked you about your boobs? Yeah, it's like still got him, Andy. So he's like, I'm going to put that ball gag in the watch. What happens clubhouse? She's like, oh my god. So so Adam from Hempstead says the ball gag was just a cheeky little gift. Oh, wait, that's what you said about the panties you gave Erica Duret. She's like, which I thought was funny because it's true. And she's like, well, you know, this was an elegant birthday party. It was an elegant birthday and it was not a time for a

ball game. Guys. Guys. Uh, thumbs down. That sounds like an excuse to me Andy and she goes no, it's genuinely half Yeah, Doreet's like I wasn't offended. I just I didn't laugh as much as I should have Talking about yeah, cuz all the other girls laughs and like you didn't laugh like the other girls I was like you got a habit tole reel for at least trying with this. And Eric becomes, well, look, this experience turns on you. All right, you got to take it. If you can give me, you got to take it. Like me, look how I'm taking it.

Me, Erica Jane. I had powder in my suit one time. Are we talking about that? And me, we'll talk about Peter some more. You son of a bitch. Let's do that. How about that, Andy? Yeah, they didn gonna give it.

You gotta learn how to take it. So, Erica, what did you think about the salad that day? Why? Oh, fuck. Yeah. Ha, ha, ha, ha. And Camille's like, But you must have known calling me a cut fitness would hurt.

It did. It hurt me. You blarded it out. Your friend of David. And before your husband told me, I'm difficult. it out, in front of David, and we stood before your houseman told me, I'm difficult. And then they cut to PK like, well, I'd heard from these girls, babe, that you're a difficult babe, and I can't believe you were like that, babe. I mean, it doesn't look anything like the Camille I've seen in front of me right now. Yeah, and I like that,

that Doread says, well, you know, things come, guys, things come out of my mouth sometimes that I wish I had never said. And I need to work on that. I'm like, that's why she got you a ball gag. Do you understand this? You just said it yourself. You need something to stop things from coming out of your mouth. It's called a gag, a ball gag. Yes. And Camille is just getting an apology, which no one wants a reunion right away. You have to fight first, but they're not fighting so she's like well I feel targeted by you and your husband there She's like, well, I don't feel that I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm sorry sorry. I

Like that when Camille gets exasperatedated she starts slapping her lap a lot because she Starts she flings her hands up and then slaps her lap. She's like, I'm sorry. It's just like this is just what it is It's just I don't know. I just maybe it's me. I just I just don't feel it right now. I don't know I'm just it's like you called me a cut fitness, you know, it's just like, sorry, it's just, that's just not nice, it's very cool. Doreet's just like, I don't even know what language people have speaking today. Does someone just offer me, I'll have to take me to Target. So Becky from Boca says, Doreet, you say that Doreet

no, they say Kyle, you say that Doreet is her drunk evil twin when she gets to, when she drinks too much and gets talkative. But then when Camille said that Doreet talks too much, she got all, or she drinks too much, you seem to get offended. And Kyle's like, well, I went through it with my sister and I don't want to spark a rumor. Like, uh, I don't know. Yeah. To me. So now Matt from canoe rock Wyoming says,

the world needs to know if you've consulted Alison Dubois to ask if the reed will close her mouth. And I was like, thank you, Matt for asking that. And Camille, Camille apparently has lost, not lost, but like she has no contact with Alison Dubois anymore. Apparently Alison was so mad at Camille for bringing her onto the show and then making her look like a jackass. She felt that Camille set her up. And to that I say Boo, Alison, no, that's wrong. First of all, you did it yourself. And second of all, you have to come back to the show. We have been waiting almost 10 years.

Come back to the show, Allison. We want you. We need you. Yeah. Camille wasn't using you. She wasn't setting you up. She was using you to set up Kyle. Okay.

I mean, you were being used, but you do it. And you were totally on board for it at the time. So get over yourself. And Valor prom's like, if she was really psychic, she would have seen it coming. Ah. I'm psyched if she was really psychic she would have seen it coming Oh What Yeah, he's like I guess we're not getting anything out of it. I guess I'll take that ball gag with a clubhouse. And I was like, oh my god, you want to take the ball gag? Like, I can't believe it.

I made it to the ball. I made it to the clubhouse. That's like, oh my god. That's huge. That's huge. So Vanderpump and Deread are talking and heard dressing room. And Vanderpump. Well, this is by the way, we should mention

that Camille and Deree have this like apology moment And like I thought that was later. That's later. I think you know you're right. You might be right It yeah, it's very important to stick with the timeline. You're right. I got confused I got confused for everyone ball gag can you Yeah, she's excited so Vanderprom has just basically dropped the mic It's like she just dropped the mic her dress fell off her hairs back up and Rollers like how much time did you get? She's like to read why don't you take off your dress? We don't have much time. They told me 30 minutes. I have an hour

Well, they well the funny part was that I don't think what it dawned what dawn dawn to read was the fact that they told her 30 minutes knowing that she was going to be 30 minutes late Yep totally Don, what Don, Don, Doreet was the fact that they told her 30 minutes knowing that she was going to be 30 minutes late. Yep, totally. It's like, ooh, why would we do that to me? I mean, you're wearing a bathrobe anyway. How long does it take? I know. So, you look like a giant piece of mylar, blue out of a junior prom and wrapped itself around you.

So, they're talking one dressing room and Kyle and Teddy are talking to the other one and to read something. I don't like that Teddy wants me up like that! She's got this hooray than vast attitude. And Ranner prompts her, You don't see her as a sweet girl at all. She's like, I did, but you know, with her, it's just not a fluid conversation. What? Is that me?

The idea of Teddy winding someone up is hilarious. Like, this is Teddy. Hi, I'm Teddy. Like, how does Teddy winding someone up is hilarious like this is Teddy hi I'm Teddy like how does that wind someone up I used to ride horses not to be confused with Robin for Potomac It's like I'm Robin I'm Teddy Robin Teddy Oh seriously seriously Spectrum you know any dead-eyed person in our orbit Get that same voice. So then over with Kyle and Teddy Teddy's like um, I'm not mad like I'm Teddy And there's like a lot of things I could be mad for and try and hold her accountable for but look like I'm not even bringing up the retweets and stuff that she retreats from people that are mean. You know, and I know because people send them to me and then I get them and I'm like, that was mean, you know, but I'm able to let that go, but I'm the one who can't let things go.

I'm like, you're bringing them up on national TV. How was that letting you go? Yeah, exactly. So then the ladies come back on stage after lunch and we dive into the Duret being late. It was basically Duret versus Teddy because we into the derit being late. It was basically derit versus Teddy because we see derit being late for Teddy. Then we see derit asking for a different glass. We see that moment when Teddy gossiped to Rinna about, I'm sorry, gossiped to, yeah, she, Teddy gossiped to Rinna about what to reach out to Rinna like about Rinna three months ago.

This whole thing. And so when they come out of it, you know, the very first thing that Teddy says is, Noah, I messed up. I messed up, I'm a accountability coach. I messed up, which is kind of funny because like, like, in like this is not, this is untruth territory for a reunion. Someone just out of the gate being like,

totally accountable. I mean, she isn't accountability coach and it's showing. Yeah, she's like, I've said this a million times. I was like, welcome to television. Yeah. Of course you did. And she's like, Eric is like, well, you're lucky. At least, I really didn't take that bait. Because she would have chopped your head off.

Ta-da. And Rina's like, yeah, because I'm terrifying. I'm dangerous. I'm scared. Be'm dangerous. I'm scared. Be scared to me. Yeah, thank you. You need to be careful. I will you.

I'll make you a few. I'm dangerous. I have a lethal weapon. I take a sip, little pills. It's my mouth. I take a sip, little pills. It's my mouth. I take a sip, little pills.

It's my mouth. I take a sip, little pills. It's my mouth. I take a sip, little pills. It's my mouth. I take a sip, little pills. I take a sip, little pills. After I stab you, I'm just gonna stab you. I'm just kidding. Hold on tight. You know she's a little bit dangerous. Roxette, they want that song about me.

What even knew me? I love Roxette. What are they coming back? And he's like, I owe for Ma said, Dorit talks too much and then plays the victim. Teddy, do you agree? He's like doing anything he can to start them fighting. And she's like, look, I think Doreet is really good at making her point.

Whether she's right or not, because you just get confused by what she's saying. It's like, you don't even remember your own point to read. And Doreet's like, well, I'll feed her the same way about you. Yeah. And Teddy's like, well, I feel the same way about you. Yeah, and Ted is like, well, I'm just like, she's like, I'm, I'm, I bring things up because you're the truth. She basically saying, I need to set them record straight and treat like, well, I mean, it's your truth. I mean, what about my truth? And Ted is like, no, but what I say is the truth. Well, I don't know. I mean, I believe what I say, and then it feels like, so that means I'm a scut fitness then. And it's like, oh, god don't know. I mean, I believe what I say and then feels like so that means I'm a cut fitness then and like oh god

Really good off the cut fitness trainer ready. Okay. I know she's Doreed has actually apologized for that That's the one thing she has apologized for and like you keep bringing it up and Teddy's like well I tell the truth and Eric is well Here's the truth. It's true and I wrote mind That's why she's so committed to it. You know, she believes what she says, don't you? Yeah. Oh, sorry, you just said that.

I'm Connecticut. You know, you said it more accurately. I, my mom was like a very like widely paraphrased, but yours was a little bit more. Well, this is Erica doesn't really say anything, so I wrote everything she said down. I was like, I have to get it. I also want to point out that when Erica said, by the way, you're lucky about

the rid of it and take the bait. I'm like, why? Like, yeah, she may be lucky, but we're not. We want to see Rida take that bait and go crazy on someone. That's what we are here for. Yeah. Got it. Totally. So Rina's like, well, you know what? You're nice. Because Camille goes, yeah, that's when Camille says, then I'm a cat fitness and Rinna's like, no, you're nice. I mean, there are other people that could be a cat fitness, but you're not.

I'm like, oh my god, what is your deal with Vanderpump? Just say it. Like, what the hell, lady? So Andy's like, okay. You know, some people like champagne glasses and some people just need glasses. Because I've been making sense at this point. And Eric was like,

some people like champagne glasses and some people just act like asses. There we go. Thank you for making Andy better. So Eric was like, come on. Eric was like, I just said something and Doreen goes, I would like to as well. I was like, okay, your boss team got for a big fat nothing.

Prove me wrong. Yeah. So the question is, so who would care if Jose was from a championing glass and Doreen's like, well, guys, guys, listen, all I was doing was I was just asking a waiter for next time on my refill, could I have an in different glass? That's all I was doing guys.

Right. And they're like, yeah, so basically you're being high maintenance. Because your aunt Teddy's like, well, this is on top of the fact that you were complaining about the spa treatment. So you're just like high maintenance. And you know, because, and that's why it was coupled with that, like you're not doing spa treatment and you're asking for the glass.

That's why I want to have a conversation with Lisa. So then they, yeah, they both have, they both have odd ways of remembering history. I mean, Dorit is obviously the worst. That's not elevate this to history. Okay. This is all past. The past. Because Dorit is just completely delusional and doesn't remember anything even close to how it's happening. But then Teddy always remembers herself as like the victor, you know, in the good person in every situation. Which she did have some shady moments, you know. Because she's like, then you wouldn't let people touch your face. I wouldn't even hired someone to come over.

And she's, what that wasn't just me. You can't just blame me. And then it goes, yeah. Teddy, you are sensitive. I mean, you are. You are sensitive, Teddy, you are sensitive. I mean, you are. You are sensitive, Teddy. And Teddy's like, I am. But my sensitivity is what led me to that combo with Vanderpump, because I never said your name.

And it's not like I was coming, it's not like I was coming you Vanderpump, but then you told her like I shared her name. I'm like, well, she knew you were talking about Teddy. Yeah, I mean, you can't, don't try to act like you were, yeah, that would, I agree.

That was a moment of like, of like truly semantics. Like technically I didn't say your name so therefore I wasn't talking about you. You were like, I was thinking about the controls with it. She just goes with it and she's like, well, I didn't even know who you were talking about when I repeated it. I just assumed it was Rosia.

Really goes, does that make you a tabletale? And she goes, I guess so. She's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, I just assumed it was Rosio. Really good. Does that make you a tabletale? And she goes, I guess so. She's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah I mean, so to read there was there was some like talk about like don't you agree to read that next time you wouldn't be such a buffoon and make a request don't you see the way the audience just killed you about wouldn't you change it? And so to read is eventually to read says listen guys I'm very very sorry I made you feel uncomfortable in your own home. Boys, guys. Kays closed.

And then Camille is like, oh my God, we're drowning. So Teddy's like, well, I learned my lesson because because Dereet's like, listen, Teddy, you need to learn, you don't have to go so far to please us. And Teddy's like, well, I dropped that at the beach house. It's like, no, you literally made them go far to please you at that time. Yeah, exactly. You're like, well, you put that on yourself, Teddy.

You're like the witch in the witch in the vise, except you didn't even need a blizzard. You just lifted up a house, crawled under it, and dumped it on yourself. 40 watt from us. I'm a bunch of little golden men dancing around here, making you feel better, Teddy. Who needs to go to ours anyway? Like, why the go to the yellow brick road like Alan cover fuck I'll just hang out with a munchkins. They're pretty cool. Munches are my people. They say yeah

I'm a lot and everything Yeah, like everyone needs a munchkin. Everyone needs a munchkins. So then Camille once talked about the beach house. Camille at this point Camille comes to life. See I Camille once talked about the beach house Camille at this point Camille comes to life. See I can talk about this. Yeah You know and it showed like the lessons you learned at the beach house is showed because we all had a great time Just dancing bonding late at night having the best conversations ever having great snacks Talking being really comfortable. It's too bad it didn't stay Erica

I know Okay back Yeah, why are you giving me out of here about it? I'm not I'm still a little facts Go boys, but then why did you leave with us saying goodbye? Cuz I have the right to themselves in the Constitution that's why and then it's like save it save it We've got a whole another hour and a half of this shit And they're all like right fucking kidding me. Wait. I thought we were coming to the end then we come to Camille me giving up tweeting out a nasty tweet that was like, I don't need Beverly bitch.

A bitch is the cop Beverly bitch. I don't need a swimsuit named after me. Thank you very much. Put in your ballacag. Beverly bitch. Yeah. That bitch. I'm just doing Camille on Camille.

You're doing Camille on Camille. You're doing Camille and I'm Camille, you know. So now we just started talking about to read, well, by the way, with that whole thing that basically DeReed's like, well, I just wanted to write, like, they just asked me, like, who I named them after and then page six was like, oh, what about Teddy and Camille? I just like, I didn't do it about Teddy Camille. And Camille was like, I was just trying to get out of here. It's just a thing. It was a big oh, what about Teddy and Camille? I just like, I didn't do it about Teddy Camille. And Camille was like, I was just trying to get at you.

It was just a thing. It was a big nothing, basically. So now we get it. So now it sounded like a slide. And then Rinna goes, you should have named your suit. You should have named a suit after everybody. We're nothing at all. You know, that's how to be fair.

Because I'm new Rinna. And Erica goes, oh, you can just do what you want. Say, fuck it. Yeah. I like a little fuck. I like a little fuck. I like a little fuck. Still available, all right, tools. So, so now we go to talking about to read being late, that, that Teddy moment.

And some lady calls it, I'm not causing. Some, some lady has a question. It's like Dorine from Minneapolis, Texas. Oh, no, she goes, someone goes, Hey, Teddy, like when Doree was late, why didn't you just enjoy someone's like me time and like hanging out and enjoying a drink? Why were you so mad at Doree being late?

I'm like, listen, Dorine, or whoever your name is. That whatever, Diculous things, if someone says they're gonna meet you at four o'clock and then they don't call until like four, 45 and you're waiting an hour, that's not like, hmm, I'm gonna like chill out and enjoy some meat time. That's like you're sitting there in a restaurant for an hour with a camera on you.

It's awkward and strange and like, it's just not cool. It's someone wasting your time. That's why. And she got a babysitter and it was work. It wasn't me time. She's sitting there with a whole camera crew around her filming her looking like the girl who just got stood up.

You know, yeah, and she had to make her way all the way down to Fairfax and she's up in the hills. That's not easy. Yeah, suck a dick, Doreen. So Teddy is like, well, it's not that I was irritated. I was just irritated. I was there an hour and Kyle's like, oh Jesus, here we go. It was the time to read and read it's like time is

valuable and I understand that my time is just available as yours even though mine was being spent overseas on a cold with people Between here and the scene and I wrote in a way Yeah, but still the same difference I suppose Yeah, and so Teddy was mad because Teddy claims she wasn't mad that she was waiting an hour, even though she was mad, and I think deservedly so. She was mad that then Doreet went and told everyone that Teddy was waiting six minutes and then through a fit.

And Doreet's like, it's not just the vision of the truth. And I'm like, time is time, by the way, time is like there's no just the vision of the truth and I'm like time is time by the way time is like there's no other version of time like you like you were like we saw it you were late in hour like there's no like and then you told everyone that she was waiting there for six minutes like and I hate when people say it's your version of the truth that's so obnoxious and Teddy's like stop trying to gaslight the truth which didn't make a lot of sense and Vanderpram because she thought for 30, he thought for she's like, oh then I do hear about it from Kyle

I mean I wasn't even mad about being late but then I was gonna let it go but then I found out that you were talking to a With Kyle and I'm in the new group woman and And to read like, well, I just feel like from now on I need to proceed with caution, which means it's gonna take me even longer to drive somewhere Notice that Kyle is always in the middle of these things by the way always yep, Kyle's the biggest shitster on this show Yeah So then so now So now Daryl and Erica are coming down on Teddy, because you know, to read says like, I'm sorry, you had to, you felt you had to defend yourself

to Kyle, I don't know what you felt that way, which is ridiculous. And then they're saying how, how Teddy, every single interview bite this entire season is mean to do read, like mean to do read. I like, you like, it wasn't, first of all, they really weren't that mean. Teddy was never really mean in her interviews.

She would just be like, well, if she's gonna be late, that's fine. But as long as I get my burger, I'll take it, you know. You can say a lot about Teddy, but she's not really mean. And Doreet was being really caddy in her. So it's so silly. And Van der Pumpe is doing the old Van der Pumpe. She's on my team, so I'll put one out there.

The interviews were all about Doreet. And Doreet's like, remember? You said it was the Guinness World Book of World Records for talking or whatever. And that was in the dressing room. She's like, I was offended at the Guinness World Records comment. And Vanderpump's like, say that. That's a dirtial feeling. And so Dury comes out and does. It's so funny that Vanderpump like stage moms people into being like, bitchy housewives.

I just want to know. Yeah, well, we need it, you know, we need it so At this point and he's like okay, Camille you can leave. I've got your ball gag actually And you'd say I'm desperate to go pee PK no peeK. I'm talking to myself. Oh no, go guys. P.K. It reminded me when P.K. was ordering me a diamond ring at K's Jouler's and I had to be. I said P.K. K. Every kiss belongs to P.K. So I thought we made that joke once before. So we're tentative. Yeah, like we love a case jeweler. Yeah. Don't get us started on chariots, okay?

He went to Jared. So, um, Zaz. So, uh, yeah. So now Camille and Dread have this moment backstage where Camille is like, I'm glad we could put our differences aside, you know. I was just so hurt and humiliated, but like, it's fine.

It's over now. And I'm rich, so it's buried now, but like it's fine. It's over now and I'm with so much buried now But I was hurt. I was hurt. I was so devastatingly hurt. I did You know the way that you came out me all the time We had it of season and it's like well you know I feel very bad about it I didn't have happened, but you're a fun girl! We could have some fun times together. I think we're... We were. That was weird.

But like, I was embarrassed for everyone to rap. I was embarrassed for Glenn, the theater. He started sweating. Yes, you know, I get it. I was sweating because I don't like to see certain things on Twitter. And she's like, yeah, whether you were heard, I was heard. Tiff or Tad is not good. I mean, Tiff or Cret. Tiff or money, that's logical, but was hurt. Tiff or tat is not good. I mean, tip for credit, tip for money.

That's logical, but who pays for tiff with that? I just don't like it. I'm like, YouTube, YouTube funny bitches. Just get out of here. Clear the hallway. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's the worst apology I've ever seen. On both of your areas.

On both of you. So now as the as the reunions start to reach the finish line for this for this episode, we have a Lisa Vanderpump segment like it's the see Lisa the season of Lisa and and then once it's done we start getting into the whole Beverly Hills lifestyle magazine Fiasco with the re was the supposed to be the model for the for Lisa's jewelry but then Lisa cut her head off and used just her hands and neck. magazine Fiasco, what Doreet was the supposed to be the model for the fur Lisa's jewelry, but then Lisa cut her head off and used just her hands and neck. And she's like, well, you told me that not before. Well, we were just doing it for a bit

of fun in the first place, but you said it was going to be about my hands and my decal atage. And she's like, but we didn't know Doreet, you or making it sound like I would try to sabotage you Why would I want to make you look bad on television and to reach even though you did say the most hurtful things about me in New York Poor Truman. I'm so sorry. I've a did that to literature. I'm not voting come here. Give me to the dog little man I'm sorry you said to reach so to reach response was um to reach response was I have no answer for that like but you did you know like you tried to hurt me and I don't know why and Eric was like I'll just don't get it I like if it wasn't working out couldn't you reschedule and Vander Pooh

but we had two talented people there who were ready to work and said, oh, it's a daily raid. I get it. I understand what daily wait is all. You've met all my best friends, haven't you? But couldn't you re-schedule like I had to do? Yeah, because I guess was Erica. I think the original issue is that Doreet wasn't using her normal people, right? So she wasn't feeling comfortable with her glam and then she was complaining at the Photoshop. So right, so photo shoot. So Erica was saying, well, why don't you just reschedule? Well, I would reach people could be there, whatever. And there were, there was lots of back and forth about why that couldn't happen that I wasn't totally following. But Erica was like, listen, there's always a way

around it. Like comes out of your pocket or do this or whatever. There's always a way around it. I'm like, yeah, that's the sound of privilege. That is the voice of someone who has a steady stream of income. Up someone be like, okay, I just throw money at it. Like, you can't always just reschedule things. You can't always just fix it. Like, those things cost money and time and it just doesn't always work out that way. Yeah, and it's not all about you, okay?

You can keep people waiting for two hours every time you just wanna keep getting print longer with with your style team but the whole world doesn't revolve around you okay so you're really going in on her today it's because there's some ass in this it's like you it's like why even bother showing up to work even Kyle's trying you know like making an effort here so Andy's like was Nicole Kidman easier to shoot and band of them's like But anyway, it wasn't my decision. It was Marx decision. Yeah, Lisa Like she's so foolish. I mean she told us you know, she's like that's what happens when you mess with someone from England We chop off your head. Oh

Yeah, she does start really. She really starts acting like the innocent person. She's like, oh no, I mean, it wasn't me. But look, you made such a big deal in front of the makeup artist. He was mortified. The poor makeup artist. I've always thought about the makeup artist.

He's now a broken bird. Maybe he's born with it. Maybe he's now broken bird. Maybe he's born with it. Maybe he's a broken bird. What did you do to punish me? He was just, you didn't lack the pictures. I was just trying to help you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah and Eric Fuck you like you and asshole so I'll be an asshole and chop off your head I'm like well at least you were listening to that exactly what it was what else do you think is gonna happen Yeah, everything's it's kind of like a fuck you you didn't want you didn't do what I wanted you made a scene So she feels like you and I so so watching me I'm gonna be another asshole and chop you're fucking enough. I'm put him in but you're just ahead neckin It's like that's exactly what happens when you you came to Lisa's work. This is her photo shoot. You put up more of an attitude than Nicole Kidman. All you have to do is look pretty. They're gonna make Lisa was like don't you

think I'm gonna try to make you look as pretty as possible for my magazine? Why would I try to make you look bad where you're showing off my jewelry in my magazine? I'm gonna try to make you look as good as possible. You're a total diva and that's what you get. So it's like, yeah, you're like, Erica says as if it was like this petty thing that Lisa did. It's like, no, Lisa just spent time in money taking these photos and now she doesn't want

to deal with Doreet and so it's just easier to just cut off the head and just salvage this photo shoot and just move forward. Yeah, exactly. So, well, glad you're at least paying attention to me. At least someone here knows who NamyK is, right? Mm-hmm, anyone. Anyone. Teddy.

I'll let you Teddy bear, I'll say you know DannyK. Oh, and that brings us to the end of real housewives of Beverly Hills reunion. Yeah. Man, what will we even talk about last week? I can't believe they put the glasses and I got the time fight in the same episode. I don't even know what's left. I think that next week is just going to be Erica versus Teddy, which should be pretty explosive. But yeah, that's why we decided we were going to just split Van Aparm for rules over

two Chicago shows because otherwise it would be Beverly Hills and Van Aparm for rules. We don't really know if there could be enough with Beverly Hills content in the weekend. We know, we know, we know Van Aparm for rules. We'll have tons of good content in that hour. That can spread over two shows, but we are not confident that Beverly Hills and it's third hour of reunion is gonna have anything that could fill up 30 minutes about one of our live shows. Yeah, I'm not really sure guys,

but we will definitely be there with Vanderpump rules and the end of this episode. So to go get tickets, go to watchwitcrapons.com and thank you so much for being here. We will be back tomorrow with Real Housewives of New York. That's right. Okay everybody. We'll talk to you tomorrow. Bye. Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watcher Crappens Add Free on Amazon Music, download the Amazon Music app today. Or you can listen Add Free with Wondry Plus in Apple Podcasts before you go tell us about

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