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Episode Date: May 7, 2020

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills start their season long squabble about who might or not be a lesbian, and it's not who you think. Also, Kyle ice shames Denise and Teddi's retreat is about as exciting as you thought it would be. For this week's bonus episode about Bravo's new show Camp Getaway, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Just having a great time with Beverly Hills Day, so super excited for that Yeah, I am actually excited as well. I really enjoyed last night's episode. Like I have to say, it's been a few episodes in a row. No, I'm enjoying it. Beverly Hills back on track. Could it possibly be? I don't know. Or are we just used to the show being about people

being late to places now? That's just what we're in for every episode. Well, you know, I mean, it's like a season long fight. Well, you know, okay. So, you know, I mean, it seems like a season long fight. Well, you know, okay, so, you know, one thing that I've been doing all season long is that I keep comparing New York to Beverly Hills, right? I keep saying how, like, with New York, women just sort of say what's on their mind, and that's what makes it so funny, and they're just like crazy, right? And Beverly Hills, they don't do that, but when Beverly Hills is, it's, its strength is that they take a petty thing and they just like go with it, you know. And sometimes that is like, it can be really annoying. But I feel like when, you know, I think

last night's episode was a perfect example of a stupid, petty, petty childish thing that snowballs. And in a way that really works for Beverly Hills, and a way that really had me laughing, petty, petty childish thing that snowballs, and in a way that really works for Beverly Hills, and a way that really had me laughing, how it started in one stupid college or place, and did with talks of three sums and children having to be pushed the children out of the make-your-own Sunday line because things had gotten so out of control. I'm like, that's exactly how Beverly Hills should be.

That's, those are the, those are the pistons that Beverly Hills should be firing on. So. And that's also the return of the Kyle Richards that is really just a snotty biaach at heart. And just wants to like, everybody she doesn't agree with is just classless in her mind. You know, like, she's tacky. What classless in her mind, you know, like

she's tacky. What a ragabuffin, you know, like, oh, what? Suddenly she has an ice diamond. This is a lady in flip flops. Oh, she's going to dress nice. Oh, really? She's poor, which is basically, you know, the Kyle that is at least fun to watch. I still don't like her.

She's an asshole. But I agree. I think it's very like hiding brand-glanville's crutches. This is the kind of thing that we're getting without people to protect her and make her look like a decent person. It was a very, very funny episode. And honestly, I am gonna still give credit to Sudden. Even though she did not have the big presence, I still feel like somehow Sudden presence, I still feel like somehow sudden, sudden has injected a crazy energy into this group. And I'm okay with it. Um, yeah. So before we get into it, come watch us do our live show this

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Man, why don't you start those there? Okay, so Susanna says she is a writer slash illustrator and also a cartoonist. And so if there are any editors out there or anyone who's in need of an illustration, please check out Susanna at first, underscore, and underscore York. First in New York. So under scores

instead of spaces on Instagram and she said she would love a follow as it helps her work gets you more for more people. So if you need a writer or an illustrator or cartoonist or cartoon, hit up Susanna. Is this the same Susanna from last time? Yeah, because I said she had a, because you know what, I gave a shout out to her friend, and then I was like, oh, I didn't even give a, I didn't give Susanna her own shout out. So Susanna was trying to spread the love, and so I'm giving her a,

I thought the Susanna's in here. Okay, so next up is Ellen. She started a small business called, they developed a mobile app. She developed this with her husband and brother. It was pretty cool. It shows you the real-time location of food trucks and lets you order them from your phone. So it's perfect for these social distancing times and there's no long lines or big crowds and all that, just

delicious foods. It's called Nomad Food Truck Nomad Food Truck truck out and to get that go to nomadfoodtruckapp.com and find you a food truck okay honey. Here we go. So Kyle, Kyle opens with a very bend thing to say which is I discovered cold brew and I'm high as a kite because that's basically your you being a jacks. That. Correct. Correct out of your mind. That's me. That's me as we speak, except I kind of presented her being like, I just discovered cold brew.

Like girl, come on now. I mean, if I've already discovered cold brew, you should have discovered it. I mean, this again, this is a woman who probably still says, this cold brew is on fleek, but seriously, like don't don't like. Yeah, this is a one of your favorite.

I'm embarrassed for you. Yeah, I'm embarrassed for you. And also, I kind of felt like maybe I'm projecting, but I kind of felt like her saying I just discovered cold brew. She almost said it in a way of like, guys, there's this great new drink called cold brew, and you should try it. Like, she might not have been saying that, but I kind of felt like I heard that in there. Yeah, a point here is FUTCOT. And her Cold Brew.

Yeah, her Cold Brew that she probably got from like, I don't know, I can't, I mean, I like all Cold Brews. I was gonna say, I was gonna try like, line one. Now I love a Cold Brew. Yeah, I was like, she probably got it from,

I don't know, I was gonna say 7-Eleven, but even they have good cold brew. She wouldn't go to a 7-Eleven. So in the car with Eric and Seton and Kyle, Kyle's like, oh my god, I can just get nervous. I'm working so much. I mean, I'm in a movie, I got bangs, I'm in a movie, I got bangs,

my packed things, I'm in a car. That's hard, that's really hard. I'm in a car right now. Yeah, I mean, I things, I'm gonna car, that's really hard, I'm gonna car right now. Yeah, I mean, I caught, I mean, I've just been so busy, I mean, I went to New York Fashion Week, and then I went to North Carolina for the movie, as I mentioned, and back to New York to sell the things that I showed in Fashion Week, which I showed in. And then back to North Carolina for more stuff for the movie that I had booked, because I'm in a movie. God, being an actress slash fashion mogul is so hard.

And now I've got to go back there again this weekend for the movie. Did I mention I was in a movie? I'm telling you really be happy because I got up at the crack of Donda's support hurt. Kyle, every year is about you and your husband's fucking businesses. Every party is about you and your husband.

Even when you're not in the episode with your husband, we have to watch women your husband's parties. Okay, stop crying that you have, they just flew to New York to support your ass, okay? You're driving to Laguna, you'll survive this. This is, well, I mean, Laguna is, it's hard going to Laguna that is to New York, to be honest. But she's Kyle, for the record,

Kyle is putting herself on the record because by saying, I got up at the crack of dawn to support Teddy, the crack of dawn Teddy, it's on the record because I'm a good friend on the record. And on the record. And then another lady like using, you know, her riches to start a little store for herself is like, oh yes, Kyle, I totally understand work in all the time.

That's exactly how I feel as well. Okay, you guys are regular Amazon employees, okay? Like all day you're gonna sweat shot boxing up. Both of you need to shut it, okay? So Krause, did you text her by the way, Sutton? And she's like, well, I apologize to her. And she took it okay. She texted, just come if you're coming and I wrote her back, well, I've got pearls sewn to a shirt, which is worth more than your entire business. So yes, I will. And thank you very much for asking. When you say this is all in with Teddy, does the all in also include all the jewels that I have embroidered in my dulce and cabana, reddit to wear outfit that I'm so

modified to be waiting right now Are those all in to then we cut to Erica having lunch with Teddy and Teddy's like oh my god I got a check from Sutton it's all if you'll have me I would like to come can you believe that and they're gonna be like well Oh she's covered oh she's Okay, you two okay, thanks matlocks. Thanks. Yeah, Erica gives this look like to. Okay, thanks, Matt locks. Thanks. Yeah, Erica gives this look like, like she's like ready for her soap opera clothes as well. She's coming. Yeah. She hates. She hates something. I love that they cast Sutton just to drink. I know. Sutton is the best. So, uh, Sutton's like, well, I'll be a very good girl. Just lots of, yes, ma'am, not to see you. Thanks

for having me. I was like, Oh, good. She's going to be evil. So then Teddy is at this event telling all of her little allens. She's like, oh, right. Here's a schedule. We're going to stretch them. We're going to have lunch them. We're going to stretch again.

Then we're going to like talk about goals and people are going to pay me $500 because I'm going to put extra calories in their breakfast so that automatically go over the calorie camp and owe me money. Got it? Let's go. And she got all these people, these bags that say all in with Teddy Malin camp, but the all in the in are like right next to each other.

So it just looks like a strange word that just says Alan. It's like what's Alan? Everyone's an Alan. It's a friendship. It's like, yeah, it's a friendship. So I want to hear you listen to one thing I'm not tolerating today is my friends bullshit listen We all see why you're doing this. Okay. I saw your little Instagram post with all the house That's a Beverly Hills standing there with your product as a promoted, you know, instant or whatever So stop acting like you're doing you ever want to favor and she also says, um, I have thought about how every minute

is gonna be thought about, okay? Every minute is planned out for this thing. It's a lot of work. I'm like, so then why are you trying to act? Like it's just like a casual thing. If the women can show up and they wanna show up, it's casual, you literally have every minute planned out. And when you have every minute planned out,

you are not chill when someone shows up, you know, not at the start time or something. I know that's because I am that person, okay? You're not chill when someone shows up, you know, not at the start of time or something. I know this because I am that person. Okay? You were not chill. So then Sutton pulls a page from the house, so I was about to... Oh, so good. But she does this. I was like, this is so funny.

Welcome to Bravo. You were so good at this already. So they started, they arrived at this place. They're still in the car and she's like, Oh, nervous. Oh! And she starts tearing up. She's like, I'm nervous. Oh, she's like, I'm gonna cry.

And Carl's like, because of Teddy, don't be in there because like, where are you? Where are you? And then of course Kyle does the most Kyle thing and it's like, I understand. I mean, I remember when I was going to Kelsey's show, I just had to call him Kelsey, and you know who I'm talking about. And Camille and I weren't even talking. I can feel the lump in my throat right now, just thinking about it.

Yeah, Kyle, thank you very much. The ultimate victim. Yeah, and that's all I'm in a movie. Kyle, the ultimate victim in that situation. You got to love Kyle bringing up shit from season one just to stab Camille again Just a stab Camille and also to one up sudden oh, I know how nervous you are to go into this into this very small Wellness event. It's like when I went to up premier in New York Kelsey grandma her renounce liberty and I wasn't talking to his wife

God, it's hard being an actress sometimes let alone a working actress which I am So they drive up and Eric is like oh my god look at Teddy does she have a clip more? And sons like taking deep breaths. I was like I'm just so nervous Who'd have thought a rich lady like me who owns a mansion in Belaya who could buy and sell teddy five times over Would be so nervous and Teddy's like um would I rather be nice to Sutton or have Sutton ruin my retreat that people are paying for That's right. I'm gonna be nice to Sutton Straight to the D. Oh, sorry, Danielle told me to say that when when I was asking her how to be more perky enough beat him this new season

Yeah, she really is. I mean see an Erica her see an Erica her see an Erica really are giving it Erica is doing it more successfully. Yeah, it feels like Erica is like let her guard down It feels like Teddy's being like oh, I'm fun. I'm fun. Waky Teddy look at all the fun Waky things. I do I know fun time is over So they got to this little boxing match thing or this like boxing team building I don't fucking know what it is team build there. Yeah, they're in like a they're like a conference room And they're all doing this boxing thing where they have like it's like speed dating instead of dating your boxing each other And so sudden like this is not sudden comfort zone. She's like, oh, oh, okay, okay, all right. And there's some random tall, skinny girl who is just like beating

up a sudden's hands, like, bam, bam, bam, bam. And she's like, oh, my, oh, my poor person's touching my hands right now. Even though I'm in gloves, I still feel violated. And they're like, switch, not being up somebody else. And then Sudden's left alone. And now she's complaining about that. It's like, well, what do I just stay here? It would be nice to have some direction. I didn't mean that. I'm so sorry for being richer than you. I just can't, can't, can't, I'm so sorry.

So then they break for lunch, which is what appears to be just like salad and rice, which is very unbranded for Teddy and Sutton's like, I like potato chips and french fries. Oh, did I say potato chips and french fries? I mean, cash and money. Two things I have lots of. And guys, I like bread at America because I like food. Centauri comes finally and she's like, hello woman of the hour. Hello.

I'm blessing on your house, mother of the mother of the house. Teddy's like, thanks so much for coming. I really appreciate it. You know, look, I knew ahead of time not to have expectations about Doreet's arrival. Like you think I was expecting Doreet to be on time? Oh no. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. Wooh. Oh wait, my slide. Oh Oh wait my slide my my slide whistle is broken hi, I'm Teddy and to read is wearing one of those huge ponytail things But it's been like flattened so it looks like she's been laying down all day. It's like a big triangle on the back of her head

And so she comes over and suddenly goes, I like your workout ponytail. It's just like, I'm just, I'm just an emotional state, right now I'm just so rich and so scared of little teddy right now. By the way, for eagle-eyed viewers out there, I could have sworn I saw Jewel's Weinstein there. But then again, I feel like if Jewel's Weinstein were there, we would have had at least a token cut away. But did anyone else see a woman who looked exactly like if Jules Weinstein were there, we would have had at least a token cutaway. But did anyone else see a woman

who looked exactly like Jules Weinstein? Admittedly, there are a lot of women in Orange County who sort of look like Jules Weinstein, but please tell me if you also feel like you saw her. Thank you. Thank you. Subscribe and like. So by the way, Juret has a bag.

That's like very like ironic. It says, where there's supposed to be a logo. It says logo in quotes and then it says turn to open and cash inside God I just want to share So Teddy's like this will face style if you're hungry to read she's like oh it looks so good Teddy but I had a sandwich in the car because I thought I'd miss the lunch I don't be eating your food. Boring, did it. What's this gold pizza bread and mayonnaise thing? Hmm.

And Kyle's like, I knew Doreet was gonna be late, but clearly she's been in glam for hours. And I was like, uh oh, my radar just pinged. Kyle is jealous. Kyle is jealous that Doreet got to come at 12 and Kyle had to wake up early and didn't get to do full glam. That what's happening and here we go here comes the fight Yeah, and Kyle's like um why aren't you here for boxing? She goes I wasn't here Kyle

She said I know that's what I'm asking you why we're here to box and she's like oh really glam It's the reason she couldn't be here. Clams. She was getting I'm so sad that you were angry with me. So the girls go into the room on the balcony to get a massage and to read. It's like, let's go. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom.. So the girls go into the room on the balcony to get a massage and to read, it's like, let's go, Garsell and Sherry. And Kyle attempts to get Teddy Madder Garsell. I don't know if you noticed this,

but this was totally Kyle trying to turn Teddy against Garsell. She goes, you know, it's so funny is that when you said, if you don't want to come, don't come, Garsell was like, yeah, perfect. I don't feel bad then. I mean, it's not so funny how she said that. Oh, I said, you're trying to get Teddy mad, aren't you? And Teddy's like, look, I've always been like this.

I just, I don't like pressuring people. And Kyle's like, um, yeah, well, we were talking about this the other night. Um, you know, you made people feel like, you know, you didn't want them to come. And I mean, you did say, I don't want you to come. Right, Teddy? Kyle, stop trying so hard. It's like now she thinks she's, she's complained for years, at least of Andrew Pupp is manipulating everything on the show.

And it's not that she cared. It's that she wanted to be the one to do it. Well, you're bad at it. Do better, Kyle. But I kind of like her being bad at it because it's hilarious, right? So she's like, so you didn't want, you said I don't want you to come, right?

And Teddy's like, um, if it rubbed some on the wrong way, it's because I just got out of the car with Rina and she was like, what if someone calls, it comes and calls the shit? So I was on defense and everyone blame Rina. Okay, thanks, bye. Yeah, she goes, that car ride shifted everything.

Have you noticed that whenever Teddy has a break, whenever Teddy acts like an asshole and then she has a day away to think about it, she always comes back with a reason to blame somebody else. Every single fucking time with every argument, she's always coming back with a reason that it's somebody else's.

Someone influenced her. I'm taking ownership of what I said, but I was influenced. And it's always like some random thing. It's like, that's Neckerdoodle was when it all changed. It's like you ate a Neckerdoodle, okay? So Jerry's like, well, not make some sense, Tiddin. Now that you said the Rene Trickja, and she goes, look, if I came to your concert

Erica and I was like hey Erica I'm just here at your concert to support you well why the fuck else would you be there listen I mean you know involuntarily walks into a club that you can slip out sperm and break your back Alright I was so that if you were there it was a subordinate huh And I'd like that Ted he was like listen I'm, if I'm going to your event, just saying over and over again, like, I'm only here to support you. I'm only here to support you. It's like obvious.

I don't need to say that. It's like, uh, I wish that's shown a flashback of Kyle saying, I woke up at the crack of dawn to support Teddy. Then Dorika's, you lost me there. I mean, who said I'm only coming to support you? And Teddy's like, well, you did at Sotten's store. And she goes, well, to me, if it felt like a job, then I didn't want to do, oh, I'm sorry, Teddy.

That makes more sense. Teddy goes, I mean, to me, it sort of made it sound like it felt like a job. Like, I didn't want you to do something that you didn't want to have to do. And Dorit's like, if someone's going to support you and they say they want to support you, clearly, it's not a job. It's a pleasure. I'm like, no, no, no, that makes no sense. And then you're driving down to Laguna Beach in the middle of the day on a Friday that there's nothing by that that sounds like a

pleasure. And also it's literally your job, by the way, all of you. So Doreet's like like what am I even doing here? So Teddy's like okay guys well Kyle just tried to trigger me didn't work because I'm new fun Teddy but meditation isn't an hour and a half Okay, and Doreen goes I can't meditate. I'm sorry. I just can't Well Doreen's no shoot Because Teddy said the meditation goes on for an hour and a half and And it's like, I would rather go to the DMV every day for a month than sit in an hour long meditation. I would rather watch PK go from diabetis one to two to five to seven,

then go to meditation for an hour and a half. And Kyle's like, oh, she can't exercise or meditate. Because of your ears for no reason. So now there is a lot of reason. She's mad because the read's getting out of all the things that Kyle is now obligated to go to as a friend. So now they're they all go to the bar to get shit faced which as they should you know. And then Kyle just keeps trying to rip people apart again. She says Kyle, God, she's so sucks. So Eric is like, Hey, Tadda Choo, you don't sleep with no you're not drinking, that message was from FUN, Eric, all right? Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Ah, you'll be seeing more of that in Chicago. And Sun's like, uh, Tadda, I just have to say that everything was so impressive the way you had vicious women trying to punch me in the hand. Wow, I never thought you had that in you to plan it. And I'm just, I'm really sorry that I judged you Before seeing truly how awful you are now. I can really really judge you

So impressive this Mary-out ballroom. You've managed to rent out four people to hit me Well done darling and Teddy's like oh, I mean look I just gave you two big of a reaction on but it hit and nerve and I overreacted not so she's well I miss spoke Teddy what I meant to say was I heard you were born and now it's solidified that you're born. I'll be on the same page now honey. So then meanwhile, Doreet leans over to Kyle and Erica and goes, can I be very honest? I know it's like, oh, oh, she's leaning over and she's saying, can I be very honest? And she's like, I'm not saying this with any angst, but when she said to me, you know, when you said that you were just coming over here to support me, she's taken something that I said that I could not have meant it more genuinely and sweet than I wanted to be here.

And I wanted to be here and she turned it all around. So she's basically getting mad because she feels like Doree is saying that. She feels like Teddy is saying that Doree is only doing this for Brownie points and is not really sincere about being here. Yeah. And Carl's like, um, well, all you're supposed to say is I'd love to be there. She was, I didn't say that. She was, no, but you said the support thing is that messed it up.

And she's like, well, I'm here for a, and again, I'm disingenious. Immediately, it takes me back to last year. It makes me question which today I'm actually dealing with. Yeah. So which is funny because now Doreet is taking an inch and make it like, you know, she's taking a, what is that? Give me an inch to take a mile, whatever it is. She's doing that right now. And again, this is why I'm giving Suncredit because Sun was the one who really pushed this idea of like, well, do you want us there or not? Right. She was the main one who was like, well, gosh, I don't know if I want to be there. If you're gonna be like, I don't care if I come or not. And that's the thing that's now gotten into everyone's heads. And that's what's driving this madness.

Oh, stupid. So now to me, it just looks like they're trying so hard to get back to fighting, but they have dreams of like, okay, we have nothing but listen, we're here. So let's fight about something. I think they're generally annoyed because I think that they are, they all want to be doing something else. And they're stuck at this like wellness retreat with normal people down, you know, like hours away in Orange County. And they're annoyed. And so they are just,

they want to, but they want to also be polite. And when you're annoyed about trying to be polite, then it comes out in these, you know, passive aggressive ways. So to reach, like, well, I think I might have to leave her there. And then Kyle just so she can start a fight, because what? You have to leave early. Like as loud as she can So, Teddy, you're here. So loudly. So loudly. So loudly.

And, but Teddy, yeah, it tells you it's like I'm gonna go check to make sure set up of the wini stand is done. And so I'm like I want to hear what you're talking about. It has to be better than that. I mean, it was like talking to a sock without a hand up it to make it more interesting. She'll tell me something about Jack and Diane. I mean why would I have a care about two people with such pedestrian names? I don't like melons and I don't like camp so. Something about Cherry Bomb. I mean I'm not about violence. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crack. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life.

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Teddy has made maps with all the girls names on them Yeah, and no one has come to meditation It's come to meditation. She's like well, it goes through not coming so I guess just take up those mats and Let's just take those up and I'm not mad at all Hey, can we get another map that says Teddy is not mad about her friends completely ignoring the homemade maps that she has for them? Thanks. That would be great. Fun Teddy. Totally chill. Totally chill, Matt right here. So Kyle's like, um, do you think Teddy will be mad that we're not at meditation and treats like,

this is my point. You've actually been questioning if she'll be mad when she told us a million times She doesn't care do what you want. I mean if even you don't believe it and you're the closest one to her possibly in the lesbian relationship Yeah, yeah, this is when she starts that oh my gosh So she's like well, I may leave early not attended dinner I don't want to be at! And Kyle's like, can't leave early, okay? She was like, I didn't buy into this retreat, I came to support Teddy. Or is that a terrible thing to say now?

Let's be- So yeah, this is what, this is why Doreet was just looking for an excuse to leave early, which is why she cooked up this whole thing of that. Now she feels like she's been brought back to killing Teddy. No, she just wants to go home. She doesn't want to be there any longer. And meanwhile- And Kyle is jealous No, she just wants to go home. She doesn't want to be there any longer. And Kyle is jealous, because Kyle also wants to go home,

which is why Kyle is being like, you came late, you can't leave early. Yeah, just into the meditation, lady, like, guys, just be here for this time. You've gifted yourself, because the whole purpose is to subside the thoughts of Ibn Ems and Ho-Hoo's that are probably flowing through your mind right about now. Had to bat a nice stuffed crust from pizza hut. It looks disgusting when you're full, but look, think about how delicious it sounds now that just starving your morons.

And I'm just gonna keep whispering information to you and I'll just walk in between you and look at this nice big space for me to walk in It's almost as if there was four mats that were supposed to be here and look at sea with luxurious Walk around all the space for the chief metadata that was so nice of you Teddy There's no one was supposed to be here, right? Hopefully all these ladies don't go out and eat tons of pizzas so that they'll all owe Teddy $500 some alright Teddy Nailed it you sent her, Nailed it, nailed it, nailed it, nailed it, nailed it. So then back in this room, which is by the way being shot on like a flip phone or something

like that, Kyle is like, I'm trying to be respectful. I've been up since 5am because I'm supporting Teddy. I'm supporting Teddy. Aww. Oh, well I've been up since 4am. Kyle, I've got a fucking laugh about that. I did not wake up and just come straight here. Well, because Kyle was like, when she says wake up before calls, I said do what?

And she's like, I have a fucking life. But of course, Kyle, being Kyle, takes it as, I have a fucking life and you don't. Which is not what Doreet said at all. She just was like, I have a life, I'm doing things, you know? And she's like, clearly you got glammed. And then so they start, you know, going to each other. Well, then Kyle takes this angle of like,

I thought that Doreet and Teddy were really, you know, coming so far with their relationship and like, showing up late because you have to do your hair makeup done is not how to repair a friendship. It's shallow and selfish. So now Kyle is, she says this to us by the way, but that's her way of like, she's now pushing an angle that Doreet is by doing hair and makeup

is not taking their friendship repair seriously. So she's trying to pit them against each other. Well, she also gives us the opportunity to say, oh really, well, we have lives. You don't think that's rude I mean, I'm shooting a movie and doing fast and we can't shooting a movie God, it's just I can't wait for this movie to come out so we can see how small her role is. I really can't okay

And to be psyched that wasn't a slight against you and she's like, well, I'm gonna retaliate I'm gonna I'm if you's like well I'm gonna retaliate. I'm gonna I'm if you say stuff I'm gonna retaliate And then Erica goes look I get it It's a Listen I was I like to the boat Germany or wherever the hell we were because the glam yes and I apologize And I was wrong for that and I was also tribal Go and I'll ride home I

Also like that Erica says to the room. Why don't we just admit that nobody wants to be here, OK? LAUGHTER Oh. So then we could do a meeting at night time. And the girls are at their table. And Teddy's like, there's food there if you're hungry. And Kyle's like, oh, there if you're hungry and Kyle's like oh it's

fajita night right? It's like what is this this is the most lovely soup kitchen I've ever seen. America goes hi the wee wha-ba fajita. And it's like we've been non-stop beaten but it looks so good, did it? Ooh, Jollastore tortillas and some canned beans. What a great job you did. It actually looked like a terrible fajita. And they were just, I loved watching their inner torture,

because they clearly had a kind bar three hours ago. I'm like, oh, we've had so much to eat today. Yeah. And Carl's like, OK, so they basically go get it. And then Denise comes in at 7.45. And she's like, I'm so they basically go get it. And Denise comes in at 7.45. And she's like, I'm sorry, I'm so late. I took the big dick up here. It took a little longer than I thought.

You know. Well, we had a bunch of people from big farm are chasing us. So we had to take the 405 and go up the 110 and go down the 710. Oh my goodness. So there's a pain in the ass. That dolphin out there is not dolphin, that's a monsanto. Yeah, so Teddy's like, you know, when I found out you were leaving it for, I was like, poor

thing. Does she really want to come all beer to be supportive? I mean, and Denise is like, what do I care fucking for? What the fuck do I know what time it is? You know, I was on the phone answering emails You know CC big that Who's like to yeah a good time at whatever this is what is fajitas And I'll leave you like they're all just like silent and sun goes well

Liso tough subjects. I definitely would not broach that not in front of all the pools I definitely would not broach that not in front of all the pools Cargo's I don't know where to begin Enterie goes well here's what happened Car was like wow, but yeah earlier She was well you did have time to do glam and then she goes on and on about what she was doing You know I came here. I'd love Chattam and saws. I had some drinks. What do you want from me? Cargo's over that's so generous of you. Okay?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you have to read. It's like PK's away. I'm with my kids. I brought them to school. I do want to sit in traffic when I could get the same thing done in the same amount of time. I came here, I had lunch, and I had a massage. You know?

She's like, come on. And by the way, she's right. If she told Teddy, she's coming at noon. She's allowed to do whatever the fuck she wants to do in the morning. Even if it is, take photos, signs to grab. Yeah, I have to read. It's like, I got readin' less time than you do, Kyle. So did you not try and suggest?

Things that make me look bad, and, Krakos, I'm not trying to make you look bad. She's, this isn't even your event, and Teddy's got no problem with it. Why are you attacking me? You're making me look like a Selfish diva and everybody just like stops and stare at her stairs air like You don't know how to use a magic bullet and literally the only way to use a magic bullet is to press down on it So you had Denise is like wow this is very nice. They invited your dysfunctional family to this ridiculous event. What is this anyway? Where are the strippers?

Yeah. So then we go to a scene with Rinna and Amelia having lunch. And they're in some coffee shop and they're looking at cookies. And Amelia goes, the peanut butter one looks dank. I know her with that down too. I was like, wow. Wow. Meanwhile, like whatever lady is like whatever burgeoning Bethany I know her with that down too. I was like, wow. Wow.

Meanwhile, like whatever lady, like whatever burgeoning Bethany Frankel who's standing up to the side, I was like, oh, thanks. So, yeah, so basically, she really wants to figure out what's going on with her anxiety and she's gonna get a value away the next week and her anxiety is like just really, you know, it's debilitating to her.

She's even thrown up because of it, et cetera, et cetera. Yeah, so basically, she's moving back for sure now. And then she just think it's funny because she's like, yeah, you know, mom, this anxiety, like I can't take it. And it's like, yeah, I get it. Hi, there's paparazzi over there. Yeah, it's a funny matter where we call people

are following us. I hope you're not feeling anxiety right now. Hi, hi, hi. Oh my God, there's a funny matter where we call people are following us. Hope you're not feeling anxiety right now. Oh my God, there's one under the table. Just kidding. What do you look so scared? Emilio just wants to get some glasses on and they also have this like weird one-upsmanship about who spent less amount of time committed to which institution because Emilio is like, yeah, I only lasted like a week at the new school and when I was like, I lasted five

days in Emerson, yeah, and then like, and then I tried to join the Starbucks rewards program and I only could do that for three days. And then I went to University of Oregon and I was like, one day there. Yeah, and then I got into a car and got out of it really quickly. Yeah. I then went to USC once and put my toe on the ground. I just walked out immediately. Yeah. So next up, we have Aaron and Denise talking and they're at home.

And she's like, you might need a double after what I got. I tell you. He's like, all right, what you got cooking, baby. Hopefully it's not cancer. And if it is, I won't cure you with this machine. Well, all right. Well, I'll tell you what happened. Least the renidious call. I mean, she said big farmers after hers handing her anna millia at lunch. Wow. Big farm at MZ. There you go. She's like, these fires, Erin. You know, I just I heard there's fires and oh, that's just brought on post-traumatic stress.

Cause now I'm looking out the window, like are the fires coming? Cause those fires move fast, right? Yeah. So she basically is over Malibu. And she just, she's only there because her kids go to school there. So in the meantime, she's gonna be,

she's planning a party, a chill party for all the people. Pizza, Sunday, stuff like that. And the thing is, it's in the backyard, so it's on grass. So she had to tell the women that they can't wear heels, because there's grass. And we see a flashback to Denise at dinner, and she goes, hi, everyone, listen, don't wear high heels, there's gonna be grass. And you just see her, and I go. Oh, it's grass.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. And then I will leave the flashback. So we're gonna have a Sunday, because we're gonna have a Sunday bar, because we're not full of shit. Like a lot of these idiots are all right. So you know, a few of them are upset cause Dariit showed up late and Aaron goes,

who cares does that matter? And she goes, I guess so. It's gonna be our issue today, so it's going to be our issue today. So it's just how they were obviously shit. Yeah. And I also like that they're through Shade of Cals dinner party because she's like, listen, we're not going to do a typical barely else dinner party. Okay. And we see a flashback of what's her face, Billie Jean King being like, and you're here is this sort of with a truffle foam and she's like

Yeah, we're gonna have a discern that people can pronounce not like that strange True-fleeful, um, you know Yeah, I love the face because I made the same face when she said we're having like a duck foam or whatever I was like fuck off with that so then we go to Garsell having dinner with her kids and You know basically talking about how she coparance with her husband and they actually get along really well considering he's the cheating son of a bitch I am an agent and she's like she's like you know what if you ask my kids, you know, I am strict You got your dishes you guys at the table, you know, sweatshops stuff I know, sweatshop stuff. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, So then we go back to Denise, the party's getting all decorated.

The caterers are decorating and stuff. And she's like, oh God, I got to get ready. And he goes, you've got plenty of time. We've got like 10 minutes. Such a man. Yeah, exactly. Big, big, burly man. I mean, 10 minutes is more than enough time to put on an oversized blue

Oxford shirt with a collar that reaches the outer fringes of my dealt to it. Yeah, and they've got this big ice sculpture. Oh god, you're like, that's ice. Well, you're shaped like a diamond. Look at that size. Now, my read on it was, it's shaped like a diamond because it's like a nod to the fact that it's the real housewives of Beverly Hills. Yeah. That's like's like their thing, right? Okay, let's put a pin in that thought for a moment. Yeah, of course, like it's obvious that's what it is, you know? Right. And she got it for free from somebody who's like, to have an ice sculpture place, do you want a big diamond for one of your

parties? I don't give a fuck. Hey, we're having a Sunday party. We're gonna do that ice thing. Well, Melvin sure brought the ice. God, no, when Jesus fucking Christ, what is it, a diamond? The producers probably were livid. That, that she did something so self-referential to the show, but whatever. So then meanwhile Kyle, Kyle is like getting ready

and the dogs onto her makeup table and Ricio's there and she's telling Ricio like things are like a little uncomfortable because like you know Doreen I have like a little bit of an issue like Doreen showed up at like one o'clock So she missed the entire workout, but then she's like wearing workout glam So like she was hard to say honey. Honey are you listening to me? Are you looking at the dog? He's like the dog is funny Yeah, so I was getting distracted car the dog doing funny stuff out there. Look at it. Oh really dog Oh, hey bro. Hey dog bro. I'm with you broke. That was good education. Oh My god look look at that dogs leaking his balls. That's so funny. That's so nice. Just wasted all the time

That dog is fucking hilarious, bro Wow, I'm doing hilarious stuff So like well, it became a thing and then then so Doreet said, just stay here. You can sleep with Teddy. And then we see a clip of Doreet going, well, you have slept together before. Just go ahead and sleep together again. So this fight, which began as a, if you want to cut, like,

which began, began about like, whether or not it's rude for Teddy to give an invitation instead if you want to come come But I won't be offended has now escalated to lesbian Institutions with Kyle and Teddy only this show could really do that So Steve but also it's like if you love if you love her so much, why don't you just marry her? It's kind of like a fifth grade five or fourth grade five But then Kyle of course takes it to Can you believe she's calling me a lesbian? Oh my god So now Kyle think that Doreed is jealous of her friendship with Teddy first time that that has been uttered

Yeah, so Doreed which by the way also is like a resurrection resurrection of the Kyle and Doreed fighting for Lisa Vanderpump. So how the mighty of fallen. Yeah, now we're fighting for Teddy. So now Doreet is with Jagger, getting ready to go. And she's like, so Jaggy, I'm going to my friend's house and Gassel is going to be there. I know you don't know who Gassel is, but it's very exciting because she's famous.

And Jagger's like, do you have to go? And she's like, I committed to it. And he's like, why did you have to commit to it? So I used your time, please. Please only speak in time. I was speaking in time. I remember when he was born and she's like, he spoke time before his...

No, that was, that was day in a pan. But what's it supposed to do? To read, say something to you, like her child new other languages before he ever spoke English And like he was having trouble learning English because he was speaking so many other languages It's you know, it's totally possible. It's and by the way, it's Beverly Hills That's possible that that happened to Dana and to Doreet. Yeah, who knows maybe I'm getting all my cuz I do remember that happening with Dana Pam Yeah, yeah, she's yeah, he's folk time like the second he came out Okay, she's like and she's like she's like you know my children cry and beg me to stay and that just creates so much worry

And I just the worst mother in the world. I'm like That's what children do like you could go to the other room and your kid's gonna cry and beg you to stay in the current room, okay? Like, it's fine. I love when Doreep pretends that she's just taking care of her kids alone. It is hilarious. It's like, look at these children. They say, mama, I mean, can you believe it? I can't take the stress.

Like, so you hung out with your children for five minutes? Like, literally what they do. Can you believe he didn't go peepee in the peepa? Who five minutes? Literally what they do. Can you believe he didn't go peepee in the peeper? Who does that? Get me another one. Take him back. I've got the receipts still. He'll the world make it up at a place for you and PK and the entire human race. That was for the children. So then we got a Kyle in the car with Mori all the way to Malibu, which no one is happy to drive all the way to Malibu. Okay, I know that we're doing a lot of distance shaming this week, but it's just true.

It's true. People really have to understand these aspects of like, there are elements that happen on these shows that are based in LA that really you have to know the city to understand how they add just base level stress and annoyance to these people. And if you think about it, every single time they go to Malibu, Kyle is horrible. Have you noticed? So then we have this episode. We have dinner party from hell when she was getting all on Allison, although that was deserved.

But Kyle's just always in a mood and Malibu. Really the Eileen party, the poker party, when she got in the fight with Kim and Brandy. The Taylor Armstrong breakdown party, she was she fueled that, we just recently rewatched that one. Everything, anytime she goes to Yolanda Foster's house I'm sure she's terrible. So Kyle, so Kyle and Marisa are driving. And Kyle and Doreet now live really close to each other. And Kyle's like, I just feel weird that I haven't spoken to Doreet. I mean, she could have ridden with us.

I'm like, well, then you should have just called her up and been like, do you want to ride with us? It's like not that hard. No, she's Kyle. So then Doreet, Doreet's the same way, you know, she's in the car with Garcella. And she's like, she's like, she's like, she's the more famous person. This is the way to Kyle's, I's in the car with Garce Allen. She's like, she won up Kyle. She's like, she's the way to cause. I went out picking up Kyle all the Garce Hall's like, oh, I don't care. My kids are building me a bunk bed right now for them to

sleep in. So Kyle and Mori get their first and she's like, is this even the right house? Like, where are we? He's like, I guess we're the first ones. It's like a table there. So I guess it's us. Oh god. This would taste great. Stop eating the banister. Are you fucking stoner? Well, also by the way, when they were on the way, uh, I just also went up point at that cow. I was like, I'm gonna call Teddy to see if she's on the way. And we're just gonna go, oh, why don't you try to't you try to read because I can't call to read right now because all joking joking almost as funny as the dog. Oh so Denise is getting her makeup done while Kyle is like oh my god are we early I mean oh god what is that a diamond eye sculpture oh so fancy. fancy. I'm like, Kyle, you've seen your TV show

that you've been on for 10 years. You know that's your logo. Yeah. She's trying to shame her. And then she goes up, so as it turns out, the bartender is actually a friend of mine, and which shocked me that he was even on this. And so his name is Josh and she's like,

um, wow, like, so what's up with this eye? And he's like, I don't know, this is like, um, wow. Like, so what's up with this eye? So he's like, uh, I don't know. This is like really cool ice that matches the theme and it calls like, uh, there's a theme. What? He's like, I guess I think it's that we're all just gems. And knowing him, he probably was like, I can't deal with this lady right now.

How do you know Josh? I think I know him too. I think I was watching this. Does he do improv? Is he like a stand up guy? I don't think so. I know Josh very, very randomly. So back when I used to write about food a lot on my blog and I was very, very poor, I was always trying to scam free food and drinks wherever I could. So I got really into food blogging because I could go out to these blogger dinners and stuff. And there was this, I got invited to this thing called the food, no actually, I did not get invited

to it, but there was a thing called the food blogger prom. I was non-vided and in retrospect, thank God, but my friend was like, there's an after party, do you wanna come to it? So I was like, yeah, I am gonna come to show it. Like, in my mind, I was like, they're gonna see my face and they're gonna be like, well, we didn't invite Ben to the food blogger. That's like a whole thing.

So we get there and Josh was the bartender there and I just struck up a conversation with him and he was really nice. And then I was, and we became friends. And he was, he was just like a nice guy Yeah, I'm scrolling through the video no one cares. He got some so sorry. This is I'm sorry I'm sorry. I don't mean you like guys. I know the bartender who is that Denise's party I know but now scrolling through the entire video to see if this is who I know because I could have sworn

I saw Josh on one of these shows and I was like oh, that's Josh It is Josh. You know Josh also? Yeah, from improv though. Okay, everybody. Sorry, point is we're at a party. We both know the party. Oh, no, I don't know him. I don't know that loser.

Just kidding. Just kidding, other Josh. Okay, so anyway, here we are, Diamond Eye sculpture. So the guys like, yeah, we're just all gems. And then Kyle tells us, well, I'm confused because this is not the Denise I've known I mean new house who does I was like oh my god Kyle. This is your on fleek of the season Yeah, um Kyle in case you forgot Denise is an actual movie star. So um she's a lad to have diamond stuff

And by the way also it's the freaking logo of your show the diamond come on Let's put two and two together. So then Rinna and Erica arrive and we're like, hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! I'm Denise.

I was like, well, I guess I gotta go down there now. I heard fucking Rinna saying hello to a bird. And so Rinna's like, oh, god! Denise is in town yet. Denise Richards is the biggest lake on the planet Look that guy behind the bars trying to take my picture I like also how all the women just kept them saying this place is so cute. Oh, what a cute place. Oh, look how cute this is. Yeah, because everything in Malibu is smaller.

So they're like, oh, poor. So I was like, hey, they're poor person. Yeah. That you could freeze some water to make a diamond. The rest of us earned them the hard way. So Doriden Garsell arrived. Where is he? Hi, girls. And Kyle, of course Kyle and Dorida are like fake fake nice each other at first but Kyle does she.

Dorida has like carefully curled her hair almost like a baby hair type thing she has like a piece of hair like a strand that's like sculpted to come like like super round. Yeah, it's her cultural cultural appropriation. Every season. Yeah, so she has her baby hair and Kyle's like, oh, you have something and tries like wipe it away. It's so passive aggressive. Yeah, she's, oh my God, is that supposed to be there like that? It's like, oh, Paul Kyle. So then, uh, Rina is talking to Kyle and she's like, listen, I've heard everyone's side of the story.

And Kyle goes, oh, so it's a thing now. Kyle, you're the one talking about it to everybody. Yeah, don't act like it wasn't a thing when you were the one in a car being like, I mean, Jury could have ridden with us. If it wasn't a thing, you could have called to read and invited a ride with you. Yeah, so Rinna's like, well, I was in New York

and I saw the photos. And Kyle's like, yeah, because she did a whole photo shoot of just to reposing. Yeah, which was pretty funny, because then Kyle, like impersonates to reposing on like a poll, and you see the photo, it was like, sometimes Kyle can be really funny, like every now and then Kyle pulls out some shit that's really funny. Just kidding, I just thought I'd let you sit with that for a while. I know I was like why are the walls in my room getting so close that big farmer. So she's

like oh my god where are their diamonds everywhere. Everyone's so fancy. Kyle is so triggered right now. She is well well a she's jealous's jealous. That's what that means. She's jealous of something and she's triggered and she's also kind of stupid sometimes. Yeah, so she's like, so we get the pizza buffet. So they're going through this buffet and Kyle tells Garcell, okay, what's happening? What would she say about me in the car? Come on, come on, tell me. And she's like, well, she just doesn't understand why you're mad and then we get a clip of Doreet going on in the car There was no a tin array me. I just want to understand What is this mad at me and car goes oh so she got to you fucking bitch she got to you

Yeah Girls like oh So then Denise makes a speech and she's like I just right, I just want to say thanks for coming and joy Aaron's big dick kids don't listen to that because you're just kids, but Aaron has a big dick and if you want to know what that looks like way to few years and Enjoying manja manja So Kyle's like yeah, so you guys are married over me. You're now, huh? I'm just like yeah, I need to sure let himself go You guys are married over a year now, huh? I'm just like, yeah, I need to sure let himself go.

And Kyle goes, you know what happens? It happens and they just cut to Mauricio looking just like stone. Like, hey, look at that leaf. Yeah. Oh, wow, that's hilarious. Look, that leaf's just like flapping on the tree. It's like, what are you doing, Leafs? You're gonna fall someday.

And the leafs like, Denise, I could die. Didn't do Denise. Denise is like, all right, calm down over there. Crazy lady. I called you out. I didn't do Denise. Denise is like, all right, calm down. I'm a there crazy lady. I ain't joking. He's still got a big dick and big muscles. I'm good. You're fine.

So Garsell, Garsell is talking about how, like, they start talking about how Garsell really hasn't been dating anyone in years. And that, like, Maricio knows a whole bunch of guys. They're like, OK, Maricio, like, hook up Garsell. And like, and like, they're talking about like, what sort of guys you'd like, you of guys. They're like, okay, Maricio, hook up Garsell. And like, and like they're talking about like, what sort of guys you'd like, you know, and Kyle's like, well, I like dark skin and I think I accent and to read

in a total stretch goes, oh, is that why you and Teddy are so close? But what? At first, I thought, what? Yeah, tall, dark, you know, accent and Teddy. But she goes, because her husband has an accent Yeah, they bonded because they both have Latino husbands. They got so close Special bond and Teddy goes yeah, well, it was actually not my type normally

That's sweet. So crowd's like well, you know, I've never done the lesbian thing before. And Garth says like, oh, well, when I was modeling, I did. And she says, you did the lesbian thing? Oh my God! Denise is like, guys, my kids are right over there. I mean, like, God, I wish my kids weren't here, which I think, by the way,

this is massive foreshadowing for the rumored controversy between Denise and Brandy later this season. That it's her kids or is the lesbian thing? The lesbian thing, because the whole, what we have heard that the controversy is that Denise and Brandy have like a lesbian hookup, and then Denise gets really cagey about it

when Brandy thought it was all just like fun and games, it was like a very upfront thing and that Denise then is acting as if Brandy is a mistress or like it's something like that like there's some big fight about that. This is like a real big foreshadow. Yeah. Yeah, these women who are just so shocked by homosexuality. Fucking Kyle. It's always Kyle too.

It's always Kyle too. It's always Kyle So do you see like oh god, I wish my kids weren't here the last thing I need for them is to Hear about these crazy things that they could just easily read about their father any given day or Google you on the internet I mean what pictures do you think comes up girl? It's like making out with Neve Campbell. Then Erica's like, well, I dated a couple once. Yeah, I was in a thrupal. And the kids are just staring like, whoa. And Garso goes, did you have them separately? She goes, no, that's just the girl of the couple.

And Siden goes, what's the difference exactly? She goes, well, there's a penis and two vaginas. They don't start cracking up and the kids are like, wow, we're children in Los Angeles of children of movie stars. I can't believe people are talking about sex. Like, and so Denise, like, I kind of get my kids out. Here I got to get my kids out of here. And Rina's like, this is my favorite kind of conversation ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha or seal it's only between me and her and her.

So Garsell's like, so Rina have you done it? And she's like, Oh, no, this who this hasn't been with other who's. It's just my who. This is my way of sudden spin all season during those conversations. I was like, Oh, God, all these poor people talking about their sexual deviations. This is why I think being poor is morally wrong. Denise at this point, then walks over to the kids and is like, Hey, kids, I just want to warn you, there's a little bit of an adult conversation

happening at the other table. So don't listen in. And I hope that me giving you this warning will really motivate you to really not listen into this adult conversation. So please don't listen in to this thing that we don't want you guys to listen in on. So Kraz, I've never had sex with a woman. Enter it because, well, when you're serabid, I don't know. I need to call you out to that car. Serabid for TV. Oh, you know, you know, sharing a a bad least a lesbianism. Oh my god that would be the most interesting thing to happen to all of these women

I actually don't even think so so then so she's like well She's like well, I have to call you out on it and then call goes well, let's talk about it And then Rino's like did somebody say let's talk about it. Okay. I'm gonna lean back in my chair and cross my arms and give that look. The let's talk about it. Look, I got it. I love that look. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You and Teddy, or Teddy, you get this bland defensiveness more. You know, there are package deals if you have an issue with one, you've got an issue with both. Just like if you've got an issue with Jennifer Lopez, you better come for me! You know, they're like a package deal, but like one of those really uninteresting package deals, like buy two boxes of Kleenex and get a can of...

of... of nothing nothing with it. Listen Spectrum, nobody wants your phone service. Stop trying to package it for me. It's like by two pieces of scotch tape and get a staple along with it. It's a really uninteresting package deal. So she's like and then she's like, you're mad and she's not even mad. And Carol's like, well, listen, we all got up five in the morning and then you walk in at one o'clock. And she's like, but she ends and he's goes,

but she knew she was gonna be late. Like, what the fuck? I care. And Carol's like, but it's not just coming at a one o'clock. It's coming out your Barbie glam look. And she's like, oh, those are fun words. Oh. She's like, yeah, and you've got glam looks and your dress like you're gonna work out But you're not even working out and

Dorek goes first of all thanks for the company second what you can Cos like well if you're going to come to support a friend just come and support her But don't come in your fake workout clothes and you post on Instagram saying workout Barbie glam But you're not even gonna fucking workout. I'm like Doreet did the most important thing which is that she showed up and she was and and people could take photos of her being a Teddy's event and could publicize the event. Teddy doesn't care if she works out or not. Yeah and if you had to workout every time you put on workout clothes I'd be like a waist size 28. Yeah. What did that rule come from?

So Denise could, why? Kyle is just jealous that Doree could sleep in. Yeah. So Denise is like, why are you judging her Kyle? She goes, you know what? Because it's not genuine. She goes, so she looks like a model who cares? And Doree is like, Kyle, you're being mean to me right now, Kyle.

You don't think being mean is saying Teddy and I slept in the same bed, that's mean! I'm saying, but you're rude! And Denise goes, you know what, the kids. I don't want to be an asshole, but the kids, you know? And so she gets up and Kyle whispers to Sutton. Kyle's such a dick. So Kyle hates Denise now because Denise dared speak against her. So she goes, oh this one, this one, he's never worn anything but a fucking

mop top ponytail her whole life. Is all of the sudden like, really? I mean, come on, Ragamuffin. Yeah, I'm like, what? What? Listen, you, like, you're the one who just got mad at to read for getting glammed up, and now you're mad at Denise for being a Ragamuffin?

What? She's mad at Denise because Denise is trying to be fancy, and act like she's fancy with her I sculptor right when she's really just this trashy girl this whole time and she's trying to like yeah Yeah, I So I should get to the ice cream station, you know, like you want to get the like such a dick because of ice she's serving pizza It's a pizza party Yeah, she got an ice sculpture for the fun of it like why not Yeah, she got an ice sculpture for the fun of it like why not

So Erica cuts the corbitch goes I think that the read is irritated because you blonde the rush to Teddy's defense and on a group you know and Dread's like I don't think you would blindly defend anyone in this group the way you defend Teddy. And Kyle's like, I defend you all the time. I lost one of my closest friends defending you. And then we see a flashback. But that was not Kyle defending Doreet. That was Kyle trying to take down Lisa Vanderpump and then using that to gain brownie points with Doreet. Yes. That was Kyle using Doreet as a weapon against Lisa Vanderpump. Yes, weaponizing which is the worst thing to do to do for Doree. And I cannot believe they didn't say, good bye, Carl. I know. They showed the lesser known Lisa Vanderpump, good bye, Carl. Good

bye, Carl. Don't let the door hit you. Whatever she says. So, Carl's like, yeah, talk about selective memory. Yeah, you're such a good fucking person, Carl. So she's like, well, I would defend all my friends because I'm not friends with assholes. I mean, I would defend Rina. And Rina goes, not always. Ah, see, opposite of the laugh that I just did. Yeah. Yeah, Rina gives the, where people doing cocaine

and your party look. Yeah. And Kyle, she does have that look in her eye. Like, she's gonna beat up Kyle. And so, Kyle's like, well, when would my defend you? And she in her eye. Like she's gonna beat up Kyle. I'm so proud. I was like, well, when would my defend you? And she goes, when not when it's your sister. And then Kyle, at this point, Kyle realizes

that she has a losing argument. No one has come onboard her side at this party at this point. So finally, she sees a lifeline. Rina basically gave her a lifeline, which is that she has an excuse to tear up and start crying. Yeah, and she's like, really, Rinna, we're gonna go that deep. It's the truth. I was like, by the way, I still did that, even though it cost me a relationship with my sister. So, fuck you, fuck off, Rinna! And that's a trigger thing for a Janice. Denise does not like when people tell other people to fuck off. Like last season when I think Camille said, Camille talking to Renault, Camille was talking

to someone where she said basically fuck off. I think he says, don't tell her to fuck off. Don't say that Camille. So now she's saying, don't tell her to fuck off Kyle. I think that she is. So Camille is just stop please. Just leave me alone to be. She's like, leave me alone.

All I did was tell you not to tell her shut the fuck up So Kyle goes I'm not doing this I'm not and then they just all roll their eyes We just see each and every woman and they just like Fine like here we go. It's a stupid continued where Kyle is in a tizzy and everyone else is just like over her Yeah, and Kyle's like leave me alone next time next time on real house. I was a Beverly Hills Leave me alone Oh, it was hilarious All right everybody well, thanks for being here for real house was a Beverly Hills

We will be back tomorrow and it's gonna be a double-show day. We've got summer house Also the summer house reunion cheese. Well, maybe we'll do that for a day. We've got Summer House. Also the Summer House reunion, geez. Well, maybe we'll do that for a bonus. We'll talk about it later. Wait, the reunions tomorrow also? Yeah, should we just do it for a bonus next week? Wait, they're doing one big, because it's an hour event.

Oh, geez. Oh yeah, reunion, yeah. Let's do bonus. We'll put down the bonus. I don't know, I'm yet to, I have little faith in these virtual reunions But I believe in virtual reunions. I saw the And I think it looks amazing. I saw the lineup preview and I thought it was ridiculous

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