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Episode Date: June 5, 2019

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I suppose I have started a fire as well Well actually so I mean I shouldn't really joke it was really devastating these fires But these were crazy. This was like Armageddon We flew into town when these flat fires were taking place I don't remember where we were from you're coming in from the People on the plane were crying, okay, like I cried next to an old couple really who was really mean to me though Yeah, I mean the whole city was on fire the whole sky was pink you could see it from the it was insane to see how much Devastation yeah, we because when when we were in Seattle that weekend,

and when we took off, I don't know. I don't remember, I think the fires maybe were just starting in LA, at that point, I think the fire in Northern California, which was even more devastating, I think that was already happening. But when we landed, which was on, we landed on like a Saturday, actually. And I just remember landing in Burbank Airport

and it was just like the sky was like orange brown. It just smelled like a crazy, it smelled like a fire place. It was really, that's what smells like when there are these crazy fires. And it looked like Armageddon and you could see these like smoke, like from the plane, you could see smoke coming up everywhere and it was pure madness So that's kind of like where this episode opened up with these terrible fires and we see Kyle Rina and Teddy

They're in a car heading to the airport and Camille's called up on the phone and She's called she basically saying like that. There's like a fire coming down the canyon etc. aiming towards her house And well, and you know it's very you, it's terrible. It's very like you know I felt so bad for Camille and then later Denise when she was also Denise's like you know I think our house might be running down and then I got so mad because I thought back to last episode When Kyle was like oh, I have to give it back home. I've got so much to do I don't have the luxury of just like waiting around because I have to give it back home. I've got so much to do. I don't have the luxury of just like waiting around because I have to do this Halloween party

and get a Ferris wheel up. And it's just like, she, the way that, when she said that, it bothered me so much because here, like in an episode later, you have people like losing their houses and their homes. And in some cases, their lives or their pets lives and Kyle

is like complaining that she's gonna... Kyle is Kyle. Kyle is Kyle. Yeah. And I know she wasn't saying that well you know I don't think she would have said that like she wasn't equating what she was going through to the fires by any means but it just to me the fires underlying the fact that Kyle has filled her life with such trivial bullshit. As a guy. Yeah, pretty much. It's just a way to show you how much house salo you can really be. Yeah. Well, it's always good to look for a silver lining. And the only one I found in this was how

Rinna has her own special, hi, how are you? But for fire victims, she's like, Denise, how are you? Yeah. It was like a whisperer person. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, uh.

And then, of course, you're like the devastation, the horror. Let's party. 72 hours before. Yeah. 72 hours before Dorita's having models, trying on bathing suits. Yeah. So, um, so Dorita, yeah, we get to see things happening all around Beverly Hills. So, Doreet is at like a photo shoot for Beverly Beach.

And then Kyle is like sitting on like a laptop in her home, wearing like a headset as if she works for 1,800 flowers or something. Like, what is she, is she like, at like air traffic control? What is she doing with an old one? With that set. Oh my God.

The way to just start falling from the sky if I was in charge of that. She's like, I'm sorry, they're just wasn't a market for planes anymore. So they failed. And to read when she's at her photo shoot, she's like, we need to choose, he come. These are things from the, he come suit, he come. It's for he come these are things from e-com suit

It's the I was I'm not I was trying to understand what she was saying E-com I thought I just didn't even know I was like I just I just like Ronnie tell me like this It's so to read it's like Like she learned a new word And then she's I have to say these things she's selling she's moving an athletic wear so she's selling like workout clothes They're basically of long okay. I have fat thighs So I have to wear like long underwear, you know like a chola on the playground. I don't want to chase

Yeah, and so I have these like really long haines underwear and that's what they look like they look like male long haines underwear So congratulations e-com. Yeah, it's classic. It's a real pleasure. So then, yeah, Kyle is sitting there with her headset on directing air traffic control and also fulfilling orders for flowers. And Portia comes in and it was like a weird scene. Kyle was like, do you have homework?

Please tell me you don't have homework. And Portia's like, no, she's like, are you lying? Porsche's like, yes, I do have homework. It just was an odd thing. I didn't understand. It was Kyle was kind of like hoping to hang out with her daughter like, oh, you can hang out. No, because you have to do homework with your kids.

That's why parents are so mad about it. You know, when things parents are gonna start rebelling over homework, because kids get so much homework. They're like, I spent six hours tonight doing my kids homework, you know? Well, how about Kyle doesn't do the homework or how about if you have all this expendable money to be buying everything from Lisa Van Opelms house, why don't you also hire a tutor for like $25 an hour or something like that? Like, I don't know.

Like, yeah, if you have money for a pink swing and a backyard, you can jog around. Maybe you should get a tutor, okay? If you have money for like a three-wheeled go-cart that you're gonna take to drive to the supermarket, to buy an onion, you have money to hire a tutor to help Porsche with her, with her work. It'd probably be actually more helpful. But also, have a Porsche's does everybody work. How about you just get a tutor who's also wearing ECO!

How about you just get a tutor who's also wearing ECO! Oh! Hahaha. We just have like one like like like Swiss Army knife of a person that they just pass around amongst the group like the Econ model, then the tutor, then the the bar back at Sir and then you know the horse trainer for Teddy. Yeah, it's all Dede after Camille got rid of him. Yeah, where is Deety?

Deety got dumped. Kasey actually didn't interview. And from what I've read, she didn't reveal too much. She just said she's not friends with Camille anymore. Wow. So I guess I don't know what happened there, but Kimber, you're the new Deety. I know.

Welcome to the show. It's called Deety didn't like Brett Kavanaugh. Yeah, De Dee was probably, yeah. Dee Dee was probably four women. Yeah. So, yeah. So, oh, I was really glad to see my favorite character, my favorite side character, Kyle's agency hat. Oh, I was concerned. I was like, I wonder what her husband does. I was like, I remember. I really don't remember. Oh, I was concerned. I was like I wonder what her husband does. I was like I remember I really don't remember Oh, thank God she's bringing that hat while she's doing fake business in her study So then Erica and Rina meet for Mexican food and they enter just as they always enter oh my god

You look amazing. No, you look amazing. I love you. I'm gonna go Amazing no you look amazing. I love you Robin Yeah, I'm the first five minutes of every scene is like how great they look in their clothes. Yeah, I've been like Rina was like on the cover of some magazine like Domino's quarterly or something like that Remember we were on the first wheel of Kyle's? Oh, yeah. I was talking to you like it was so easy because it was talking to me. I wasn't like crazy.

You sure are a method. I sure am. When I was doing that domino shoot, I actually put Parmesan cheese on my head. You know, this tells a lot about us because when I in my mind created Domino's quarterly I was thinking about a magazine about playing Domino's and your mind, Domino's Pizza. Make sense. Four games, pizza. Yeah, updating.

Updating us all on what's going on in the Domino's world. Maybe it's just like a magazine that just loves Jesse Jay. It's great song. So yeah, say you're talking. I don't, you know, this show I write down the most in Sippit notes. And it might be because it's one of the most in Sippit shows, but here's my notes. Waiter, semi-cold one. Rina.

Daya Coke. Erica. Regular Coke. And then she does like this like head thing. say oh regular coke next rack that I'll give a five day a friend Guess what spoiler alert. I'm gonna eat about a bottom dessert at the end of this thing cuz I'm right You know when you're a Halloween gosh, did you made it? Oh? So um, so made it out. So, um, so, Riddah started talking about a Kim Ratcher.

She's like, yeah, I think, I think we've really moved on, you know? Like, you know, I've never had any bad feelings about Kim Ritchert. I always really liked her. Except for all those times that I've hated her. Except for those two years I dragged her. It's time for her Really take place She needs to be healed you know she's on the brink of death. Oh my god, and they're so excited about that first We all like when she goes god it really felt so good to be Erica James that's why I created oh My god, oh my god, I know seriously. It's like, tell it to Mama.

So. I remember. Yeah, so she's like, I don't even know why we ever had a problem being Kim Richards. This is crazy. And then they showed all these times that Kim and Rena were friends. And the clip is running going,

Kim, congratulations. Because Kim has like an addiction problem. So Rena talks to her like she's 90. She's like Kim Congratulations on your daughter Well the reason why Runa is able to now suddenly move move forward with With with Kim is because now Runa has a new enemy which is Camille. Like now Rina hates Camille.

So she's like, you know, with Kim, at least she told me how she felt. Like, you know, she's always up front. And I always like when people are up front with her emotions on like Camille grammar. America's like, oh yeah, I'll tell you, tell me everything that happened in that van. Could you imagine talking to Teddy every day? Like, hey, I just wanted to call in. We were in the van and then Rinna said that she saw an article and then we got mad that there was an article and then Rinna said she was mad at the article because Camille

should have said it to our face and then I was like, Camille should have said it to her. It's like, can I go now? Are we done here? Could you maybe learn how to tweet? So Camille should have said it to her. It's like, can I go now? Are we done here? Could you maybe learn how to tweet? So if I don't have to listen to this. She reminds me of MSDOS. So anyway, Serrina and... Yeah, but that grows a floppy disk for sure.

Just like a text-based platform that is like really unappealing. So Serrina is like, you know, when Camille was being interviewed in People magazine, it was like she was talking behind all our backs. All our backs. I was like, it was such a stupid little puff piece. And you guys are so like, and you guys are like adding so much meaning to it. Okay, like she just was giving some like generic gentile quotes, because you didn't want, I mean, to be fair, I have not read the article so I should probably read the article before I really weigh in, but it sounds like from the description that all Camille said was like, yeah,

no, I respect her choice. I was like, I'm not gonna have like a public feud with Vanderbump. Yeah. Yeah. And so, Rinna's going crazy. Like crazy like you talking my dollar backs in Erica just goes and you've had it It's like Erica's so bored with this, you know, no, I'm gonna say we got his stuff like fuck you Fuck you, vandipop and then we realized she'd been talking about other people too And I realized I had never one made I realized that I hadn't made everyone else realize yet how horrible Camille I've realized lately has realized She just passes out on the guacamole Tell freedom restaurant I love her

So she's like You know, I'd like also that like the damning evidence is that like you know, it's like a flashback of Camille saying You know, I just think that with Teddy. She's a bit of a no-at-all oh my god I'm happy she said that how rude and awful or Camille saying that she that that derits a feco and nobody even knows if she has any of that money I mean the only reason you guys aren't talking about it is because you have a coalition because this is the juiciest shit ever and I would be talking about it every five minutes if I was on that show.

Well, I do, and I'm not even on that show. I still talk about it. I'm like, hey, good morning, friends. How's everything going? Did you hear about PK? Yeah, where's that? I hope that Camille does not back down when she eventually is confronted by this later this season or at the reunion.

I hope she takes a page from New York York and be like I didn't say that. No, and it looks at the video. That wasn't me speaking. No, I just wanted to be like fully crazy about it. Because I love I love that Camille is being so messy. You know, and people are like angry. They're like fuck Camille. I'm like you guys don't realize this is a gift from like the reality gods. Like a messy Camille grammar is back to play. This is what we this is what the show needs desperately yes this is what the world needs yeah okay exactly so now we go to the Beverly Beach photo shoot and to read is directing is like Beverly Beach girl she's strong she's confident she has a weird accent doesn't have a lot of money loves boy George Here's what the Beverly Beach girl is just got a big pocket for other people's wallets got it Let's do it again. He come

Beverly Beach girls got a pen that comes with a cap and he can take the cap on and off because she likes options Sometimes the Beverly Beach girl has to make a tinkle. This she goes into the bathroom and she pulls down a part of the tinkle. Sometimes a Beverly Beach girl has to write a letter but a very small letter so she has a tiny little envelope and she can open it and pull out a little piece of paper. That's just what a Beverly Beach girl does. Unfortunately the Beverly Beach girl doesn't have stamps. Sometimes a Beverly Beach girl has to pay things with a quarter.

So she's talking to her photo crew and she's like, it's sooo, oh, I'm so honored that I've made it this far in the business. Finally, it's let's acquire for women, children of women, women's children. I was like, what are you getting at a ward? Shut the fuck up. I know, it's just like, you're putting hams on people, okay? I know, you're not getting the no-doll fucking peace prize. Hello, this is Lisa Van der Puppie. We are taking a commercial break now, but if you don't hear one, don't worry.

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You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or Wondering app. So, she's taking these photos because her stuff is going to be in Kitson, which has turned into, what it was the store where in the Oats, where Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton would shop and now is apparently the repository for Bravo Stars to sell their failed fashions like Mike Shoehad with his little baby shoes on Shazza Sunset.

So that's good to you and I do have what's going on here. It does. And then they show her in front of Kitsyn, which looks like a thrift store to me. So she's standing out there and they're like, look, that's where I'm gonna have my photo display. Thatitson. And then she makes it, she makes that noise. So when do I meet him? Who? Kitson. No, it's just called Kitson. Oh, so is it just Kitson or is that Kitson?

No, it's just K and I don't understand but Making this sense I was hoping to come meet a tiny baby talking car You know it's like when they told me I was gonna meet kids cat turned out to be a chocolate bar I'm still waiting to find out what may actually sees So the kids come and Jagger's modeling and he's so cute. And it's such a shame when terrible people have such cute children because it really does divide my loyalties. I have no problem with that. I just love it because I like love her kids but I want them to escape. You know, you know something even more disgusting this year. I'm kind

of like enjoying P.K. Dream. Yeah, me too Yeah, me too. I feel so gross. I feel gross this week watching Bravo. Like I can't stick with anything. I'm such a flip flopper. I think Doreet is goofy and I don't feel disgusting about it because the natural arc of watching Bravo is that you hate someone real hard for a season or two and then you realize that that actually they are like really like so wonderful like as viewing experiences that you like you go from like I hate this person so much to this is the greatest thing that has happened to me I mean we've seen it with Ramona Singer, Leanne, Karen Huger, cast of Anaprompt Rules. I mean, like, you know, it's a brainwash. Yeah, we've talked about that before. You just get brainwash.

Just like that bad song playing in raw stress for less. Who did we say was Megan Trainor? You know, it's up Megan Trainor song that plays over and over and then before you know, you're like, That's not bad. That's not bad. You hate yourself, you know.

Megan Trainor never quite... The problem was that I think Megan trainer just assumed that we all loved her right at the gate. I'm like, no, no, we did not. It doesn't work the same with singers, I think. I think with singers, you just hate them. No, I just mean songs. Like when you hear the same song over and over again in a raw stress for less, it's like,

this is the worst thing. I don't want to hear this anymore. I'm going to shoot the speakers, but then after a while like the fifth time yeah like the fifth time you're like you lift me up seriously that's me I'm like I fucking hate Josh Groban Josh Groban oh and then like I'll be in my shower you lift me up I'm happy to say I've not had that moment with Michael Buble yet though that I'm really proud of that yeah so she's like all right everything's wonderful This is Kevin great where's my last big show skimbala? Why didn't you bring it? I told you we need one of these why

So I left it should I get it? It's amazing being an intern making zero dollars per hour How I can forget things. Go go to Kimbala! Kimbala! I could not have been more particular that I need a list. I was super particular, Kimbala! There's a lot of money out on the line here. Sounds like you've been living a life of atlasia, if you know what I'm saying.

It's like these are chafing me So then we go through the gates of Carl to mansion Which I thought was funny shots like okay, just drop it already sure so Carl is yelling mother fucker at her dog And I'm like wow, I even really I even relate to Carl today mother fucker at her dog and I'm like wow I even relate to Kyle today. Yeah, because Storm and Bambi were loose and then this was actually really funny scene because Kyle was trying to do was trying to shoot the like I'm organizing the girl's trip scene and so she's calling up this woman who's to control this villa in France because oh by the way guys Kyle was looking through Vogue magazine or something and saw Villa and was like I want to go there

So now they're going there cuz Kyle's on the which is so Kyle so she's trying to speak to this like property manager It's Torum is like at the window book She said the fuck up motherfucker and that's the only time Puehler actually understood words coming out of the TV. He was like that He's like trying to find out of the TV. He was like, Dad, he was like, trying to find me in the TV. So yeah, she's, she's going to get this huge place. And I wrote down a lot of notes and really don't need them. Yeah, I was like, I don't know why we needed really to see the full conversation. Like the joke was that the dog was barking, but then once the dog walked away and you saw it's like big butcher tail,

like going off like to another part of the house, we then still like sat and watched Kyle have a conversation about like the logistics of the villa. I'm like Are we really this start for content on this show that we're watching Kyle like asking you know like when check in is you know I know glad we have another full six episodes of this Guys so then yes, I think Kyle calls all the women and everything is like we're going to provance which sounds amazing actually. So then we go over to Rinne's house where Harry's home finally and he's gonna make some hamburgers. So Rinne is like Harry you're making hamburgers. What's Amelia gonna eat? And he's

like isn't she vegetarian? She's like, no! To lie this is a vegetarian. He's like, I really don't give a fuck. I was just asking that so I could say something on my one shoot day of the season, okay? Get up my ass, one, I'd. He's like, it's called a free meal

and they will come to appreciate this sometime in their life. So they will eat what I serve them. I don't love watching rich people make hamburgers. Why is that weird? I don't know. You're rich. Do something be better, you know? Make buffalo burgers so Yeah, so and rid of course she's like I feel weird to butter out

Can't leave the butter out. It's gonna get Salmanella. Harry's like I know it's like this is why I'm never here. I was this scene is a perfect example of why Harry is always leaving. I was so envious of Harry actually because we saw flashbacks of him like doing things like making pies. That's a specialty and coincidentally I tried to make pie dough last night. I haven't tried to make pie dough in like 10 years. Mainly because I've just, for some reason I just can't do it. And last night I was like, I'm gonna try to make Pido. And I made the dough, I followed the directions, everything was great, and then it came

time to roll it up. It's like I didn't put enough like flour on the table or on the rolling pin. So it was like rolling, and it's like almost the size that I needed to be. And then it caught on the pin. And then once it catches on the pin And you're just like fucked cuz then it starts like rolling itself up And you're trying to fix it and then it gets too warm and I was just like fuck pie dough So fuck pie dough. Yeah, that's definitely one thing that I think it's okay to pre-buy Yeah, but like I just was like excited and it was like an anbarrel pie dough So I had lemon zest in it and like I didn't throw out the dough

I put it back in the fridge and I and I made try to reroll it out. But I was like, you know what, the fact that Harry can roll out his own pie dough, we can make his own pie dough, I'm like, that's like very, very cool. And I was like jealous of his pie dough abilities. I'm like not even joking, like I'm not saying this to be funny, like I was watching, I was like,

I wish I could learn the way of pie dough, I just can't. I can't do it. Practice makes perfect being Practice I believe in you and your ability to make pie to be interesting. I just try I let Ann Borelle down. I mean you let her down. You feel it. Yeah Well, Rinna's like Harry's been in Canada. We're camping But when I'm home alone I have fun and then we see clips of her dancing around on Instagram And then the girls come out to eat and

Amelia's like, what are those dots? She's like, tree sap. She's like, oh, so then Cheese. There was like, there then there's then we had we had to say, they're like, where's the cheese? Where's the cheese? Where's the cheese? And then like, Harry calls Amelia from inside. And he's like, where's the cheese? And Delilah ate the cheese.

Yeah, Delilah ate the cheese for the burgers. They're like, you ate five slices of cheese. And I'm like, you bought five slices of cheese? I mean, how cheap are you guys? Okay, it's about enough we're having hamburger day at home. But now you're buying like five slices of cheese? I mean, how cheap are you guys? Okay, it's about enough we're having hamburger day at home, but now you're buying like five slices of cheese. A cheese, I'll like art. There's like opening up the crab singles

and scanning each one individually. Yeah, come on, guys. It's called get a cheese scraper. Put something on another cheese on it. So then my cheese. So now, so then we're gonna start talking about, you know, Amelia struggles with anorexia and how it's like up and down and like she makes progress and she has regressions, etc, etc. And, and there's like all this like Amelia is like back to being like a sturdily teenager, not that she ever left it, but like the story for the past year was like Amelia and Delilah are models. And now it's like, oh no, but they're still teenagers because they're like eating dinner

and then Harry's like, all right, when you guys are done, just bring your plates into, bring your pets into the kitchen. And then I'm gonna say, I don't wanna bring Mike to the kitchen. He's like, oh, you're not bringing your plates in. And she's like, ah, and she like flicks them off. Yeah, she won't even, she won't eat.

And we're gonna say, you have to eat for your dad. She's like, I'm allergic to everything. She's like, but you can have salad. I don't want salad. I'm like, oh, jeez. Just, does it really bother you that I don't eat the food you make? Cause I'm sorry, we're gonna have to work through it, okay?

His energy is like fucked up. Like, what are you doing? Why is your energy so effed up? I'm like, cause he made you dinner and put time and effort into it. And he won't even take a bite, Amelia. Yeah, that girl's being a little brat. Yeah.

And so she's like, here's the dad. And he's like, yeah, this is totally your fault. But he says it in that way that's not funny. Yeah. And Amelia turns, he's like, go and camping. He's like, out of here. He's got his tent on his shoulder. Like, see you, suckers.

And Amelia, meanwhile, is slowly turning into Lisa, because she goes, you know, you're like really past her aggressive. Like, hello! Like, hello! I was like, oh, here it is. She's turning into Lisa. How are you, dad?

How are you? How are you? Speaking of, that's exactly what she's going to do right now, because she comes to lunch in leopard prints, another lunch scene. And she's like, ha, ha? I was so nervous because they went to a restaurant in Santa Monica called Herringbone, which is actually, there are several Herringbones across the country and they were started by Brian Malarkey, formerly of Top Chef, and he's like, the worst. So I was like, ugh, we're gonna have to sit through a Brian Malarkey came, he was gonna

come to the table and like talk about his restaurant. But then I looked up online and saw that he has left herringbone. So we were spared some Malarkey time. Spare the Malarkey. This is what I do. There's lots of Malarkey about to happen. So everyone shows up and talks about how much they love each other's outfit. Because that's what we do now. And, uh, hi, you're gorgeous. Wow, Kyle, you, uh, good. Uh, so then, uh, Kyle's like, yeah, you know, things were obviously rough between Kim and

Rina because like Lisa was just using her Erica persona to be mean to my sister, but I don't want to say anything right now, but it's complete bullshit. Yeah, well, why don't you say something? You're on a TV show that encourages you to say something. It's also your sister. Um, and then Rinna meanwhile is still acting like She just stepped out of doing a check-off place. She's like, it really took me a while to get out of her kitchen It really did really I'm finally back to Rinna. I don't give a fuck. Oh wait, still a little bit of Rikajin inside me. Hashtag method acting. So then Doreet comes in and she's the only person that Rina doesn't say, you're gorgeous. She doesn't say that. Everyone else she comes in, Rina's like,

oh my god, the kid, you're beautiful. Oh my god, Eric, I'm looking here. Oh my god, the king, you're beautiful. Oh my god, Erica. Look at you. Oh my god. The reed is the reed. Yeah, by the way, it was so mean that they did this shoot here. I mean they dragged everyone over to like the corner of Santa Monica to shoot It's so mean of the producers. I know. Well, they're getting so many Westside people now. Now they've got Well, I guess just you Denise and Camille, but Camille's not even there. Yeah, no, they dragged Erica all the way from Pasadena, basically to Venice Beach. Which is like, if you don't live in LA, it is, that is a track. Okay, if you're in New York, that's like going from like, going from like, New Rochelle down to the tip of Brooklyn.

Yeah, so to read talks about how difficult her day was, she's like, I had a shoot for you, come! It was so difficult getting all the models, the clothes, the photographer. The light! It's like, oh my god, to read, you unwrapped a few things for plastic and shot them in your office, okay? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, she's very excited about kids. So then Denise shows up and the ladies all at order food, et cetera, and Kyle's like, guys,

I closed Kyle by a lean yesterday. Mm, you know, and at which point, Rinna's like, I can really, because we used to have a boutique, and we see a photo of Rinna, like Lisa and Harry's boutique. I forget what it's called, but going out of business. And I was like, this is exactly how I would expect a boutique that was run by Lisa Rinna to go out of business,

because it has like covered in like fluorescent pink and fluorescent green signs. I'm like, star closing! Star closing! How are you'm like, star closing! Star closing! How are you? The store's closing! Yeah, it's just a big sign that says,

how are you? Were people doing coke in your liquidation sale? Yeah, so the culprit here is high-ranton Beverly Hills, which is true. There is very high-ranton Beverly Cliffs, especially when you sell clothes that nobody wants to wear Kyle. Yeah, it was actually a large store. It was a large store in a prime real estate and also perhaps, you know, I think, you know, once you have the fat Jewish in there doing splits on the floor, I think that maybe it's like,

your business is not gonna be in business much longer. I don't know if he's great for brands, Kyle. He can't, Kyle. So they've just basically talked about that and then the trip because she's showing them pictures of the trip and I cannot believe that Erica said, I've been to Provides but never, anyway, like this

Because I was expecting her to be like yeah, we got a house there. Yeah, it's gonna I have some floor and Pits and Chicago Wherever else. Yes houses. Yeah, and they were talking about like bringing glamor to Provance and she's like ah We're gonna be in a house in the French countryside. It's glamorous enough. I'm fine just being me. I was like, whoa, Erica, where'd this come from? So then to me, Denise is there now. It's like, it's Camille coming.

And, uh, Denise's like, Where can you just tell me what she's said about me? I haven't been this word about something since the last tic-short didn't show up. Kimberly! Why? about something since then. That stick shorts didn't show up. Gimbalet! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and Dorita's so true match, it's actually scary. Someone could be so nice and so friendly and make you feel like you guys were passing anything last year and then go back to it

as if someone else still has some residual feelings. I'm like, Dorita, you're the one who is so nice, Elisa van der Bump last season and then Witten talk should about her for everyone else. You know what it is? It's called being a human in Beverly Hills. Okay, it's not scary, it's normal. Yeah, and Denise is like, yeah, a way to lead to van der Bump You know what it is? It's called being a human in Beverly Hills. Okay, it's not scary. It's normal. Yeah.

And Denise is like, yeah, a way to Leets of Vanderpump. Here's what she said about her. That one, nice. You guys know what I could use right now? Big old dick. My husband's got a huge dick. You guys got the key right here. Spread some gossip about that. And then we see a flashback of Camille being like, Oh, Leets of Vanderpump, I would stare at her gums

and it just looked like the great wall of China, but the ups, upside down version. It's just the worst thing I've ever seen. I don't breath. Oh, God, it smelled like what I imagined Jiggy's fart smell like. Ah! Haha. And Teddy's like, um, it didn't please me to hear the thing about Vanderpump, because I

wasn't the one saying it and so you know that wasn't cool. And Kyle's like yeah and when someone does that you think what are they saying about me? Like Kyle the biggest gossip on the show by the way. So then we go to Cam's house with new D.D. who's Kimber. And who could be with Kimber Lee who forgot to bring the Athletesia to the Photoshop. You never know it might be. It's the same actor now in all these scenes. She's a new Alfredo. She's a face off. Yeah.

So Camille's trying to just having a totally natural conversation with two pay for gays, like our pay for Kimber and her pay for gay guy who I think just I think just passed away RIP. So I'm not really. I think so. I'm not being mean to him. But they're standing around talking Camille's just having

a totally natural scene with her paid for friends and she's like my come y'all yeah enough She and then he can was like well except for that strange airport interaction and I've done my part so Apparently apparently at the airport of Mason saw Mason who's cameo's daughter saw Teddy And I was like hi, I'm Mason and Teddy like apparently snubbed her and then Mason felt really bad about it And so the cameo's like and that's when my mommy Claus Come what's the line? They come out come here. Yeah Devastating It's upsetting.

Yeah, and that's, you know, that's not a very, uh, that's not nice, Teddy. My god, I don't know what's daughter. That shitty. Someone was like that at a wedding to me. Someone who got in a fight with my mom wouldn't speak to me at a wedding. I was like, fuck yourself. You fucking, you're like the local channel for news, weather lady. Come fuck yourself Beverly

Beverly And her name was Beverly go fuck yourself Beverly Beverly don't be mean to our rondel just because you can't deal with you're the same amount of asshole you were when I was five bitch yeah you know what there's a high pressure system coming in

it's called hurricane Ronnie like I got mad yeah okay so uh yeah that was that was uncool pressure system coming in it's called Hurricane Ronnie. Like I got mad. Okay so yeah that was that was uncool. I like that you have the Geraldine Parsons Smith in your life. The childhood twer mentor. No it's just a little bit but she wasn't asshole when I was a kid and then she had a fall out with my mom and then she wouldn't speak to me at this wedding I saw her at and I was

like really. And you know me I'm not going to take no. I was like hi. I was like maybe she didn't hear me hi Beverly maybe she didn't hear me hi Beverly like fuck that woman like who does that yeah Beverly does that too Beverly Beverly the the weather report she still I don't even think she's weather I think she was I think she was an actual news cast on the local four channel news and I think she still is oh think she was an actual newscaster on the local four channel news. And I think she still is. Oh, yeah, Beverly on El Paso, local show. Yeah, so I'm sure someone knows who I'm talking about.

They're going to tell Beverly I called her a bitch, and I hope you do because Beverly, you're a bitch. Yeah, Beverly, Beverly, we got your name and we're coming for you on local channel four El Paso. Look, light up channel 4 everybody let's light up channel 4's Twitter local news anchors broiled in a controversy Petty And the door news network Now here's a cheat with the weather

Now David with sports. Oh was another sparring race? I guess, okay. All right. It was a long time ago. I'm totally over it guys. Totally. Uh, you're lucky. I can't remember your last name right now, lady.

Okay, so let's go over to, no, we're still here. Oh, yeah, we're still commuting. So it's really mad now. I'm going to blind rage fans so you go ahead. Okay, so commuting starts talking about how she knows You know she starts about talking about the Lisa and Kyle situation and she's like, you know, I've been around I've been around Lisa and Kyle for a long time and I understand that dynamic and you know, it's just like You know Lisa's been there for me for a long time and she's also been there for Kyle So like basically she's saying she's not gonna turn against Lisa for these bitches.

That's what she's saying. And then she's talking about Teddy, and she's like, I guess I have to have a conversation with Teddy, but you know what, it's gonna be, I'm gonna bring it up. And then she's gonna bark at me. It's just to be one of those things.

Like, can she take criticism? I don't think so, but she's an accountability coach. Hmm, go figure. Oh god, I love on Camille. I think she's got a really good one. Like she goes, you know what, I think that Teddy has gotten a little bit big for her bridges.

Mm. Where she does that stretch. She's like, mm. Like a shrug in a shoulder roll. Like a good one Camille. Yeah, exactly. And then we go back to the restaurant real quickly and someone's like, so is Camille invited to the trip and, and you know, Kyle's like, well, of course Camille. Yeah, exactly. And then we go back to the restaurant real quickly and someone's like, so is Camille invited to the trip and

and you know, cause like, of course Camille is invited and they're like, a plus. We're gonna kick of ass in France. So then Malibu the fall. Yeah, I forgot about the scene, which is shocking because it's like significant in that we have the return of Brandy man, you know what you just keep on trying Jill's Aaron Hey, just keep on trying because you never know when things will turn into your favor I was shocked at how excited I was for brand to come back, you know because when when she first came on to the show I was super team brandy and then by the time she left, I was over her, I thought she was thirsty and mean and crazy. And now like her coming back, I was like, oh, thank God, thank God for Brandy Glandel right

now. Yeah, Brandy Glandel got to be a lot, especially when she admitted that the reading she was making up lies just because that was her job to start trouble. It's like, no, it's not, you know, but those years were so much fun. I mean those years that she were on all those seasons were really good seasons. And so after a couple of really shit seasons of Beverly Hills, it is, I mean, even me. And she set me into so many rages and I was like, welcome home, honey. Yeah, but between like seeing her and knees together in this scene

It's like oh my god. We need these two to be together next season like we need I love it And this Denise Brandy situation. I'm like really into I want to see these other women act all precious and then these two bitches Be like let's get drunk and talk shit about these stupid idiots. Yeah So yeah, she comes in and Brandy's like I guess I'm gonna start hook-ins Sorry, I'm dressed like a mask. I'm like you're always dressed like that. Why I know Why did she I like that was strange? Also, by the way of significance was that not only was brunny back But she actually got an interview too. She got an interview look all that stuff. I was like wow this is

They're throwing everything they're really trying to save the season now. I know. They're like, guys, we have literally three and a half hours of Kyle on a headset with a lady in ProVon. We've got to do something. We've been filming Kyle practicing her duo, Lingo and French for about five hours now and we need to find some more content. So she's like, oh yeah, I guess I'm going to start hooking it to me. She's like, hey, those girls make a lot of money and they cook good Thanksgiving day dinners. Right? Took me an moment to put all your gold. It's Ronnie. So Denise is like, I'm so glad Alican introduced us in the nick of time for you to be on this TV show with me.

Like, at least Denise doesn't go too far into her lies. Yeah. You know, we've been friends for years. Who is this bitch? But I believe that they would have a friendship because they do seem sort of to be cut from the same cloth, just like whatever. Fuck it. Let's have a cocktail and like, they don't seem like they should haveoded anything you know yeah so um so Brandy's like so I saw you were hanging out with Patrick Moldo and that was Patrick Moldo and I wasn't sure if it was him or an old fly swatter anyway how does Aaron deal with you hanging out with him and Brandy's like oh you know it doesn't really matter I'm famous so

I'm way richer than him I can do whatever the fuck I want, basically. And then she's like, he's fine with it. And Brandy's like, oh yeah, they all seem fine until they're not fine. And she goes, yeah, I wouldn't be okay if he did that to me. And Brandy's like, I would have killed him. And then they show a clip of Taylor to Reen and going, I could Taylor's big freaking mouth. mouse she's like I heard you slash Eddie Sybery on tires and Brandy's like fuck yeah I did yeah it was great you should try it too it's like so by the way I heard that you punched someone in the face at a Casamigo's party oh no no so these are the parties I used to work these are the parties I always talk about on the show and back in the I would cater these twice a year and back in the day

Actual Casamigos party or just yeah, cuz I know what I work for I used to work for one of the guys who runs cut or who owns Casamigos with George Clooney and those other guys So I would work these every year and This is where I would always say like when Brandi was on, I used to say, I saw Brandy at a party. I mean, it was catering, but she was at this party. It was not so much because of me. Yes. The Halloween party. Was this me who saw Beverly also?

No, no. I saw her at a wedding in Phoenix. Don't get me mad at Beverly again. How I'm going to. God, you said it. And I was like, fuck. Did you punch Beverly in the face and tell me no? I would never heard a woman like that. I would just be mean to my real woman in significant

Just a monster The monster so yeah, I used to see them all the time and Brandy would be Brandy, you know It's really nice first off obviously in real life She's really nice and really funny and would just get fucking waste in and I loved it And that was a Halloween party. I told you where those two people from dancing with the stars a brother and the sister dressed in black face Oh, yeah, there was that one too. God you guys sometimes I miss being a cater waiter There was some like juicy shit that went down wow wow because when this story came out of Brandy hitting someone at the Cosmigos party, I was like, of course she did. And why wasn't I there? I should have been, I should have been on my Damien

of Farm and Go. I want to go to the next cast of Migos party. If anyone from Cosmigos is listening, could you please invite us to the next party because we really need to see this shit. We can't, we can't be bystanders any longer. We need to be part of it. Yeah.

That's funny with Brandy. We spent like a few years just be part of it. Yeah. Yeah. With Brandi, we for, I mean, we spent like a few years just railing on her. We went from loving her to railing and just saying how awful she was. And we're like, oh, she's the worst, but we'd always be like, and you know what the worst part is? We know that if in person, if we ever met her, we would totally get along so well. And then we did her podcast that one time. We had a great time. Oh, the memories. Okay, they're wadering. I'm coming back to you.

So anyway, so they're both little friends and stuff and then Brandy's like, oh yeah, I mean, they put me in handcuffs and everything and then the next guy, the guy said, I didn't do anything to him. I mean, it's such a brandy way to tell a story. So I totally wasn't even involved in that at all. Isn't that crazy?

Someone just randomly accused me of punching them. What a party. So then Denise starts talking to Brandy about the Raider Online scandal. And she's like, well, I mean, you know that Lisa Vanderbump has like a direct hotline with Raider Online, right? I mean, she did it.

And then she bases like, you know, Lisa Vanderpom, she likes you because she likes pretty young blonde things. You know, she likes to read, she likes me, et cetera. I'm like, yeah, but you guys all also betrayed her. So don't act like it's like a fash. It's that like Lisa likes you guys to some reason that like we've liked you guys, maybe as much to read but y'all you all betrayed her. Yeah

And she's like well we were legit best friends for five years, but make no mistake about it. She's a monster So horrible human being So then we see their clips of how they were such good friends like when Brandy gave her sex toys and their clips of how they were such good friends like when Brandy gave her sex toys. And I guess I'll say. And Brandy's like, you know, if you cross her in any which way, which I did, and then then he's like, did you cross her or did you stand up for yourself? She's like, uh, no, I crossed her. Yeah, at first she says both, but then she's like, no, I crossed her, you know.

I said she's not telling the truth, you know. And then I made that choice. And then now for three years, I've been punished for it. Which is revisionist history. But, okay. I mean, I think it went a lot further than that. But, okay. But also, you fucking make a bunch of shit and lie. And then you get rid of your only friend on the show.

What do you think is gonna happen? It's just not really good strategizing, youizing. I think that's what people forget. But you know, I mean, you know, if you flash back a few years ago on this podcast, we would always be like, we'll listen. Basically, Brandy was like a teenager and Lisa would always call up to check up on her and then Brandy was like, oh, you're mothering me blah blah blah blah blah. And then she was like pushing back and that's sort of like what led to Brandy having this hostile moment with the magazines, et cetera, et cetera. And we're like, you're so ungrateful. And I still stand by that. But I also, I also think though, now that we've sort of seen a pattern, I wonder like,

I mean, I wonder how overbearing Lisa Vanderpump is, because it seems like she has taken on a bunch of these young friends, and they do seem to turn on her. For as much as they say that Lisa is always manipulating, it's also people are always turning on her. And I wonder if it's a possible that Lisa Vanderpump just annoys the fuck people on like calling every day like I could see that too to be honest.

Yeah, like she's always calling to talk strategy and game and have a bring everybody down. She's just I could see you're being over there and like oh don't and you must come to get tea with me today come hang out with me and can today you must work and have tea and then you go and it's like fine but it's not quite as fun as like if you were hanging out with like the other girls and then you start but you always feel like you owe it to Lisa to go hang out and have tea with her and Ken and then you just sort of get sick of it and then you just get angry and then you just like rebel. Yeah and also Lisa does use these people as a weapon you know it's like she was kind of sniping at Kyle that whole season because she felt betrayed by Kyle

So she was having Brandy kind of go after Kyle and by saying having her I'm just saying planting seeds the branding could take and use against Kyle what she did Yeah, but then when they're like you're being used kind of like the Teddy thing again They're like you're just being used because she's telling you these things hoping that you're gonna use it against Kyle It's like I believe that she was used but nobody made her say anything you know. It's like the magazines in the back thing when Braddy's like oh look at these magazines with Kyle's husband cheating and her saying oh well throw them in the bag. Like obviously they're talking about like how to piss off Kyle you know like is that really her sitting there going oh throw them? The bag and then let's take them out

It just the right moment to see because Lisa Vanderpump had already made fun of Kyle to her face for that shit earlier and got reprimanded You know what I mean? Yeah, it's like the same thing happening over again And I'm still kind of confused although I do believe Lisa Vanderpump did say put him in the bag I do believe yeah That's the thing I do believe she said put him in the bag and I just don't know the tone. Like, I don't know if she's just like, oh, this will be funny or we're gonna raz her or if she really was thinking like this will make

like for a good scene for our show. Like, it's hard for me to believe that she meant put them in the bag in this like super malicious I wanna hurt Kyle's way. I can imagine at worst she just wanted to have a scene to make the show more interesting out and at best she just wanted to have a, like a, to razz her a little bit. And by the way, kind of, yeah, because Brandi had been kind of coming for Lisa that whole season.

The thing with that season is that Lisa didn't know this was happening, you know? Yeah. She didn't know until they were on vacation and they all started throwing a batter. Yeah, exactly. And then that's when, and then Lisa merged on top, and so then Kyle had to spend like two or three seasons, getting back on her good graces because the audience was mad at Kyle,

and then Kyle was like, we're best friends, but then the moment there's another weakness, Kyle is ready to pounce. Ready to pounce. Yep, it's the classic Beverly Hills trope, you know. So then they're done with that, and Brandy, by the way, has just drunk a wine glass filled to the top and then orders another double. I have.

It's like, I love this. Not even five minutes into this scene. Yeah, she orders a double. And she goes, if you bring me two glasses, I will fucking kill you winner. And Denise invites Brandy on the group trip. And Brand's like yes, I'll come which I got really excited Because I was like that would actually be great if Brandy came on but unfortunately I think Denise was just joking Oh, or they don't let her come Because I don't I didn't see any clips of her on that dress. She's clearly not She's clearly not it would have been actually kind of fun to see who she'd go after because Lisa's not going So it would have been fun to see who Brandi would have focused her shit on, you know? It would be interesting to see also the Brandi

and Erica dynamic. I wonder if they would probably be a match. I think they would bristle. Cause they weren't, they did not overlap, right? I think Erica replaced Brandi. Yeah, Erica came the next season. She was Yolanda's new little one to manipulate, you know? That was when you had Lisa manipulating someone against everybody and then Yolanda's new little one to manipulate, you know. That was when you had Lisa

manipulating someone against everybody and then Yolanda manipulating someone against Lisa. I think Brandi would, I think I feel like, and you know Brandi has probably been very outspoken about her opinions on Erica on her show, but you know, you haven't heard it. But like, I think that Brandi would really chafe or be annoyed by what she would perceive as fakeness from America. I can see that that's what she would see. Yeah, she'd be calling her out constantly. I think that I think that Erica, I'm sorry, Brandi would really come for Erica to be honest. Yeah, which would be interesting. I actually think that would be an interesting dynamic. I think it would be like a real dynamic seeing the two of them. Yeah, Vanderpump really left and she's not coming back.

Bring on the Brandy. I'm fine. I'd like to see her see her in the bathroom. These bitches aren't doing shit. Yeah, we need some people who are not so precious and more concerned with promoting the agency and security systems. Yeah. So Brandy's like, okay, now that's out of the way.

I got a call from Kim and she's like, that bitch. And Denise ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha giant dick there be another thing am I right? Hi five, hi anyone anyone? Anyone? No, okay. Well we went extra long on that segment so we can go extra quick on this one. Heron and Denise in a gym. I was like, I love Denise. I'm glad she's on the show but god damn some of these scenes. Yeah, I actually, I'm not gonna lie, I did do this after I've seen it a little bit. It was just basically Aaron talking in his soft core porn voice about like, hey babe, I was trying to talk the other day and the girls think that I'm yelling at them all the time,

but there's like, towels everywhere. Am I right? He and I attacked the girls different, right? You got to manipulate them. Oh my god, this is so funny. Okay, so. I'm gonna put my eyes. Yeah.

What a fool. Kyle and Erica go shopping for scarves. And, uh. What a fool. Kyle and Erica go shopping for scarves. And she's like every time I walk in the street I think of my store because I was wanted to store on the street now and I was door on this street. My chandelier's, I gotta get my chandelier's, leave no chandelier by. And then they pass Villa Blanca because it was right down the street from her store. Which was also kind of funny because Kyle's always competing, you know, so of course she gets a business right Right on the street is a van and pump. Oh my god. It's so true. It's really I mean people it's not like a we're not being like It's literally like like a like a block away. Yeah, and so they're passing Villa Blanca

And there's a chalkboard with the specials and it says provolence She's like oh my god of course looks like it sounds somebody else's mind too and by someone else I mean me because I got a new song called provolts provolts I'm gonna dance in provolts my pussy's in provolts my pussy's in provolts pass the mushrooms my pussy pulses and for a month. So then she's like, I think of all the good times. And so they just show a bunch of clips of them laughing together.

And she's like, you know, I don't focus on what happened recently. Like, uh, yeah, because you did it. You fucking asshole. Yeah, and by the way, it's also exclusively what you talk about, including right now. And it's like literally all you talking about! Like literally you guys walked by Villa Blanca. Like you knew where Villa Blanca was and you walked right by it, okay? You know that secretly she wants an ambush, Lisa.

She's like, oh she doesn't want to shoot with us. Okay, what did she say now? What if we show up with, what if we walk by now? Huh? Yeah. So they go into a place and they start shopping for scarves. So boring. I'm sorry. Ericka's like, look, I locked cherry blossoms. What the fuck are we doing here? I've got scoff stores and pass it. You know, Jesus Christ.

And so then ever she's just calling people and the people are people are calling to say they can come. Camille can come. She's like, I went over my schedule. She went over schedule. And then she's about to spend, and I got just opening for the weekend. She could do a week. Ah, because there are husbands going to go skiing. So it's been again, because she's going off

and doing that. So it's going to be a great trip. But I always forget the last word. So I'm saddening. I'm saddening. It was devastating in my head. So then, she said, come so glad you included me. And I was like, well, I'm glad that worked out. And the hurricane goes, till we'll get to France!

Ma! She just doesn't know that yet. And they both laugh, which I like. I like that they're like, oh, she's going to get it. She's going to get in France. Slaves are terrible. But so then, no, it's time for packing. And Teddy is like, hang on with her friend Alex.

And Teddy's like, hi, I'm Teddy. I've never gone wine chasing before. I'm like, Teddy, stop that. Just stop. You've gone wine chasing. I'm so normal. And her friends like, well, you get like drunk. Be careful, cause then you turn into a peanut. a P not like I don't know what that means But it's had even turns to the most boring nut

Turns into like like her planters nut is just like a peanut with like a bandana on The can you're like really you didn't even dress up for this Teddy like you couldn't find a monical Teddy really Hi on planters. Yeah, so she's I don't know why it bothered me that she's like, I don't even know what a wine tasting is like basically. It's like Teddy You're like 35 36 You've done a wine. She said the liar so then it goes to everyone's packing and then it cuts to dramatic music breaking news where we started off this episode Hi, and yeah, everyone's house is burning down. It's terrible. It's I mean, it's really sad and You know Camille's calling and talking about how like you know the fires are coming and The one thing that I did find amusing was that like in Camille in her interview starts describing being stuck in the traffic jam and they're in this traffic jam and she's like, and we're there and the flames are like

the flames are going fast in the cars and it was like really scary. And what I liked was that the story was so stressful that her new jersey accent came out. She was like, we were terrified. We were terrified. Oh. And then they're like, everything's burning down. Everyone's crying on the phone.

It's a fucking terrible thing. And it's like next week. Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-frans! That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. It's a gaffy miss again. Oh my god. This show, well, that brings us to the end of another episode

of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Beautiful times. So we are going off to the Midwest. We're going to go to Millwauki. We're hopping on a plane and we're going to fly out there and we'll be just in time for Milwaukee pride. So if you want to continue having pride and come see our show. Bueller wants to come to Milwaukee. Bueller has lots of gay pride today. Anyway, we'll see everyone in Milwaukee miniapolis this weekend to get still available from Milwaukee.

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