Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: GOODBYE, KYLE!

Episode Date: April 3, 2019

Time to take shelter on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Who's selling stories? Will Ken murder Kyle? And did Lisa Vanderpump manipulate a cute puppy into biting PK's face in the first place? All roads lead to the same ending: GOODBYE, KYLE! To hear this week's bonus episode breaking down the new Southern Charm trailer and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! GOODBYE KYLE available through March at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Portland, Phoenix, Boston, Irvine, Milwaukee, and Minneapolis. Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Yeah, but today Good bye, come Good bye. Good bye, Kyle. It finally happened. Wow, you got a lot of a lot of things to discuss as you know This month's limited edition t-shirt is a good bye Kyle t-shirt So finally the episode that makes it all makes sense a good buy a Kyle T shirt. So finally the episode that makes it all make sense comes to us. So go get that over at Kraponsmerch.com. Okay, let's get into this episode. Shall we be? Oh man, this is a big, this is a big one. I had a lot of feelings and I was like, I mean, I just don't know. I'm really excited to hear what you have to say about this because I, I just don't know anymore, Ronnie. I think this whole situation has gone out of control.

And I feel crazy because I still don't believe that Vanderpump leaked the story. There, I said it. I can't believe I'm saying it, but it's true. I don't know. I don't believe it either. Look, I said it last week. I just read in Kyle's work. And this is one of those episodes that's infuriating to watch, I think no matter who

side you're on, it's infuriating to watch, right? Because nobody helps to anything and everybody's blaming each other. And the story on itself is so fucking stupid. It's infuriating to watch it. And I'm sure it's infuriating to listen to you for everybody out there who's listening to this. But you know, get over it. If it's too infuriating, turn it off. I mean, I don't want you to be infuriated, okay? I have

enough fury for all of us, but I said it last week, there's no reason she would do that. If she's already trying to make everybody like her, she showed up to an event last week, was trying to ignore this, pretend that everything's okay, so she could still be part of the show. She has no one to shoot with except Kyle. There's no way that she would have gone to do this now Does the wording sound like her? Of course, but we just saw a bulgit to this as we go. Okay. Yeah, we have a whole recap to get through so I'm gonna stop myself Yeah, exactly so this week's episode opens up on a much more pleasant note

which is Aaron and Denise opening up their wedding gifts and Congratulating themselves we're putting together a wedding in about five days. Yeah, you know, and Denise. I'm glad to see Denise get her on live because even though she still shows up to parties and everyone says Charlie Sheen Charlie Sheen Charlie Sheen. You know now she has this new hot guy, but just got her liver life You know sending somebody a little baby crack pipe for their wedding. That's not very nice. You know, that would have been Charlie's baby. Come on. Yeah, exactly. She's like, yeah, you know, the difference in the between this wedding and my wedding,

the Charlie is that Charlie and my wedding album was done when I fucking filed for divorce, you know. At least Aaron and I managed to open and get. Yeah. And Karate is champagne. I know they made that. You can hear what Lola said. She said, now we got a fucking family. I mean, there's a kid.

Yeah. The executive appreciates when her mom just needs to get fucked once in a while. So then next up is a photo shoot of woman at seeing. What does that mean? main. So it's actually, I'm not sure exactly what that is, but we're poppy bull. Yeah. So this is where Simon, maybe you were writing Simon and an auto-corrected to like, at saying or something like that. Lisa is at Vanderpump dogs, like, like, half this episode is Lisa at Vanderpump dogs. She is there and Simon is a TV producer for the Puppy Bull and Vanderpump dogs have been picked to compete in the puppy bowl Vanderpump says

Yeah, so can I say this here's something I'll say for the Vanderpump haters I don't need John says on my TV all the time. I just thirsty ass and his inflated lift and his shirts that are too tight for him And his oh my god look at everything we're doing for the world please I don't need him on there every time I do stand by Vanderpump I do not stand by Sessa because I've been feeling a lot of this success is fault and I'm kind of sick of it you're not a housewife okay sorry now get a shirt that fits yeah I actually totally co-signed with that and you know one thing that I was thinking about when I was watching it is that like Lisa one of the reasons why I think a lot of people have a hard time staying on Lisa's side, is I think that she has quietly broken a pact that she had with the audience, which was that

she was always going to be the glamorous one who just was living a carefree, effortless life, who everyone was beneath her, and she was the papa master Master, but who cared, because it was how she filled her time. But now she sort of just fills her time. I don't know, she's sort of like lived in this kind of weird, dorky world now. It's like her and Pandy and Jason and Ken, and they pop bottles open. And the dogs, I think the dogs are a great cause and everything,

and that's wonderful. But there's something sort of lame about her section of the show. You know, like she sort of lives in this little lame world with all these like, all these like crazy animals that have gone from being like, oh, cute and fun to sort of like this, just this sad, insular world. And I think that has,

I think people, I don't think we like that as an audience. Well, I just don't need anybody to talk about their dogs that much, And I love dogs. Yeah. This whole scene now that we're getting, I don't like anybody's private scenes, right? Like I'm just not a fan of it. It's like, oh look,

Doreet is pretending to drink tea. You know, I just don't like that. I like it when they're together and being funny. So that bothers me. And then, you know, of course the dog thing. It's like, oh, the puppy boat, violet will be our entry into the puppy boat I don't know if she'll be caught or back or running back a bully back but she'll be doing the puppy boat and it's huge for violet huge for violet this is not real violet

okay she's talking as if like the violet has actually been entered into the next Super Bowl. Like violet has been recruited by like the LA Chargers and has like a little helmet and because she's even like, she's like, this is why violet will be on the field. Not jiggy because on top of that, jiggy had a hot problem so it cannot participate. I'm like in the rigorous world of the poppy bowl I mean, it's just poppy it's just like dogs running around. I mean like Yeah, well that's the reason why she is That Ken isn't indesupable

I know like his scarf cuz he's mind me. Okay I'm like you know that poppy bowl isn't a real sport, right? It's like I think a ball in the middle of like a pig pen or so not pig pen like a play pen Yeah, there's another reason I don't like Sessa She's talking about this puppy bull thing and he's looking straight into the camera Into our camera. I'm like get away. Stop looking at me Sessa. Okay. Yeah. No excuse me doctor John Sessa Please why don't you write a something for a why don't you write a thesis? And guess what else I don't like watching politics on TV. Okay. Now I know this is for a good reason because they're like trying to save

You know, they're trying to you know, ban taco dog taco trucks in China or whatever. So that's good But they're doing that they're working with this politician To introduce a beer that condemns a resolution. Yeah, it's basically a fully like it's a well-intentioned bill that I think we can all get behind but it also effectively does nothing. It's a resolution resolution for a one. I would like to present a resolution to the floor that says she wants you for hurting my feelings.

I'm sorry that I manipulated the entire US legal system to do what I want. I'm sorry for planting this resolution in Congress. So she's talking to Sessa about the cycle event that they have because one of the things that Teddy plans, one of her charity events for the doggy thing is the cycle which is why she's friends with John Blizzard and totally has been forced to talk to him and text back and forth with him for months. Yeah, so she's playing this whole thing with Blizzard and Vanderpump's like, his blizzard

still going, Teddy would be that maybe we should send someone else, Peter! Yeah, Peter just goes with some shots Does the the standard post-reunion thing by the way? I also want to ball never mind so so then So yeah, Lisa goes I think that Teddy has been a complete and utter bitch Which I like yeah, I like that's that that. I like Lisa getting a little testy. I think it's about time, you know, I don't want to see victim Lisa. I want to see Lisa get aggressive.

Yes, and that was, that's why this was a good episode. And I also liked her shading Teddy's, her like charity ride fundraiser. She's like, well, she's done a couple of fun reasons for a couple of grand here and there. I don't, you know, every bit helps. Just like every penny helps. Yeah.

Totally minimizing it. I mean, at the end of the day, it is like a pretty, it's just like, I mean, I think the charity rides are good, you know, but like, it's not like it's a galah. It's not like it's a black gala. How about that? You know, like. Look at that.

It's, but it's not like, you know, it's like a charity ride. It does. It raises a few thousand dollars and that's that, you know? Yeah. So then over, it's like a charity ride. There does. There's raises a few thousand dollars and that's that, you know? Yeah. So then over, it's 8 a.m. And Teddy is in a turbine in her house. And I was like, oh, God, this is the most interesting thing.

Interesting thing Teddy's ever done is walk around in a turbine. I know. It's surprising. I thought it was to read for a second until I saw Edwin. Yeah, she's like, you come into circle, right? Normally, his pink class is 20 bucks, but like it's 60 and the proceeds go to Vanderpump's dog So and he's like yeah, babe. It's a win-win. She goes, but it's uncomfortable Like yeah, why isn't uncomfortable Teddy? Tell us tell us why it's uncomfortable Teddy yeah

So to eat calls and she's like oh, it's a high-meteony It's like oh How are you, Tinnie? She's like I'm good. How are you not good? Did you see the article in redor online? It's gotten to France My first thought was, oh my god, Lee says behind this, PK, and by the way, so in the previews of, and previously on Real Housewives, we saw that scene again of, of, of, de-repeating like, oh, Lee says behind this and PK being like, absolutely. And it really reiterated my or reconfurned my feeling that pk was entirely to Calm about that like way to like I think if an article came out about like my significant other I would be like let me read that let me see that what does it say?

I said that you know, and he's just like well babe It's classically so my baby that's what she gets. She's the ultimate manipulator, babe. Yeah, she was way too like calm. Maybe an argument could be made that this was a recreation of something that happened earlier, but I don't, I think something is bishiest fuck. Well, I'm gonna get to my new theory because last week my theory was PK.

Your theory was pretty strong. Yeah. This week I've changed it. Okay, good. You're good. Yeah, I have a new theory every week. Okay, well, I think I like your number one three, which is it clearly it was just production But yeah, yeah, I think I mean ultimately. Yeah, I think that that's the truth. Yeah So she's like it's like just because we have problems. I'm just gonna say I'm about to talk about the doggie cycle Dog's don't even ride box TV I'm about to answer to talk about your doggie cycle. Doggies don't even ride Bikes TV! Ugh.

How could Lee's Savannah Pumper do this to me? I mean, I just saw her at a wedding! I'm like, yeah, but he still did that other stuff too, so I don't know why you would be so surprised. Well, what I like to tell you is like, uh, did she mention anything at the wedding? No. Did she call you? No. Did she...

Does she even know what Ritter Online is? No. Well, then she call you? No. Did she, does she even know what radar online is? No. Well, then she clearly did it. Yeah. It's like, I don't know, like, it's kind of fun. I don't know. Yeah. And they're all excited for this drama that they think they're going to have today, right? They're all calling each other and getting each other geared up to yell a fan their pomp at this dog cycle ride. Which is so shady. But Derry's like, it's the coming to the ride. And Teddy goes, I don't know. And Derry goes, but please, that is coming. Well, I'll be there. Titty. Like, well, good luck because you're not going to get to yell with anybody. Yeah. So they get to, so that was time for the big ride. It's like 10 a.m. and Teddy is there. Ride with Teddy.

Ride, I'm Teddy. And like guess what, Bannampump Dogs has not arrived yet. So Teddy is already like getting into a snitch. He's all like ready to use this as ammunition to read and rena show up. And I was like, hi, hi, cycle, cycle. So at 10.30 a.m. a representative from band of pump dogs arrived. So it's like, oh, it's not even John Blizzard. Well, like, why the fuck would Lisa ever send John Blizzard to this? He's gotten her

organization into enough shit as it is. He's proving himself to be totally responsible as an employee furthermore. And point number three, why is Teddy surprised that they're running behind when John Blizzard is like the person who's in charge of this. He's like a totally inept employee. This is what we've learned. The one thing we've learned, the one thing I think that we know at this point,

he's like 22 years old, okay. Like why is everyone expecting so much out of him? Why is everyone expecting so much credibility and so much professionalism out of him? He's like a kid. Yeah. And Teddy, who's like a 50 year old woman, is like texting back and forth with him to get gossip. Like she's the worst. Yeah, that's the other thing that's a little weird. I was thinking about that too. I mean, I think admittedly, I think Teddy is like 35, 37 and something like that. But why is she texting with John Blizzard in the first place? I mean, he's like, again, he's like 22, 23.

Yeah, just to note, I wasn't age-shaming her. She's just a real housewife, so I can never tell. I just say 50. It's like a Vanderpromp rules. Let's just say everybody's 40. You know, I pick an age-first show, and I just, Oh, that's fine. You got a lot of averages.

Thank you. So, now she's mad that John Blizzard isn't there. You know, she's just like You got a lot of averages. Yeah. So now she's mad that John Pleasant isn't there. You know, she's just like ready to be mad at anything. So then Teddy's like, well, I guess she's going to stay there and play with dogs. That's what I heard. Which is a really shitty way of saying, yeah, she's sitting there, seeing if her resolution was passed. What the fucking ass.

Oh, I thought she meant that, I thought she meant that when she said that, I thought she meant that like with Lisa were to come, she was not going to come spinning. She was going to like hang out by the dogs outside. But you know what, though, you're right, you're right. You're probably right. And Rina's like, she means she's not going to come ride a bike. She's matching fan. Her pump on the bike. Yeah, and Erica comes and she's like, oh, what is this candy? And Ted goes, it's vegan, it's vegan snacks. You might want not want to touch it because I just touched it. And you don't want to touch my fingers. And Erica goes, I'm touched much worse, honey.

You see the car just drove up in. You think I earned that and I'll check out job. So of course, Rina is like, Rina is just so happy. She's ready to do like a happy dance right now. She's like, Hey, did you see the article that came out? How are you? That upset me this morning to read that because somebody leaked it. And it was most definitely not someone in this circle. Not at all. I'm Erica's like, oh, why will they hurt you like that? Paul Doreen has never done anything to anybody. I would know the same thing. I know. I'm not gonna let Lee Savander put a bullet in it. Oh, make me feel ashamed of something I didn't do.

I'm like, well, you didn't you the dog properly and that's what caused all this. Absolutely. You didn't even drove that bow to the shelter yourself, okay? I believe it. I'm totally changing now. But they, I mean, I don't know, they do treat her like a martyr. Like she's been, like she just came from, like she, like she was a prison of war in the middle of Syria for the past four years

She was just released and Teddy's like the fact that you're still here. Thank you. I mean come on now She didn't follow the rules she messed up a dog almost got killed because of it It would have been a huge like it would have been a big embarrassment for Lisa. It's against everything that Lisa stands for And you're supposed to be your best friend. You know what the process is and You know like you messed up. And, you know, like, you messed up. You started it. You started it. You started it. And just the way they're putting it.

Like, how could she do this? And we're gonna say, yeah, she's not even here. She's not even here. And Teddy's like, well, this is something we have to work out, but it's something she's hardwired to feel. Like, she's just so evil. They're making this.

And see, this is a thing with Vanderpump not showing up places. Like she's just so evil. They're making this, and see this is a thing with Vanderpromp not showing up places, because they can just make this bigger and bigger, and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger. So over at Vanderpromp Dogs, Vanderpromp and Sessa called, Hey, see, who's helping them with their resolution. He's like the senator or whatever.

Yeah. And she's like, hello, hey, see. Sessa, hey, see, KC, HC KC messa. That's a that's a your goal, that's now for a one is coming to the floor. When 540 for a one at 540. Thank you so much. And so they're basically just waiting for this. They're talking about all they've been three together to try and get this resolution passed. And then we see them When she had that dog parade like that martin for the dogs in you land down Tana LA and they went to the wrong building

Yeah, they were like protesting a library or something They showed them Vanderpump said you see Kyle can you believe I'm manipulated all these people into following me here Which is great. Oh, she was telling Rina. I mean, it's like, yeah, but this time it's for a good cause. And I like that they showed that not only to show that this manipulation storyline has been here for years, but just that Rina is always driving it. Right. Well, I mean, but we also saw this episode that it's like,

well, she's been driving in the past few seasons, but that it goes back to like season two of the show, you know, it goes, it goes a long way back. And listen, I mean, you know, where they're smoked, they're a spire. I mean, you like, you know, I would not be surprised if there's some truth to it. I just don't, I just feel like in this situation, it just bothers me because I just feel like at the end of the day, Doreet did something shady and has like turned it all around on Lee's Savannah pump. And like even if Lee's Savannah pump did the things that she's being accused of, she was pissed like Doreet put her in a bad position and she was pissed and this was sort of her

like passive way of doing it. Is it right? No, but it now, but like, I don't know. I just, I still feel like I just want to blame Doreet. I just want to just have the liberty to blame Doreet on this one. Yeah. So then they do the spin class.

And Rena comes down to Wife's down her bike. And Teddy, at the very end of it, she's like, I said, I was going to come and that's what I did. And then she gives a speech Yeah, I'm so happy regardless of the circumstances, you know real friends show up So thanks for coming guys. I'm like lady Why are you bringing your petty bullshit into the people just paid a lot of money to watch you write a fucking bike? Yeah, give me a break. Yeah, exactly Lisa sent someone from her business to the event Which is all she's obligated to do because also

The bill that she is behind the resolution is literally in Congress and she's watching it on TV It's not like she like asked Congress to like to ask that that politician to to introduce it to the floor on that day at that same time. Okay, that's just how it happened. And that was probably a lot more important than a little, little spin ride down the street at Alfred's cycle house. Yeah. So next step is thickened. Oh, ladies. Yeah. Where the ladies go, lunch and Rina enters a restaurant like she enters everywhere say hi I'll take a fig but I'm not taking all of because you know who needs an olive no need to send an olive branch Lisa Lisa better. I'll all of humor. I love I love olives I'm not gonna lie. I lot of humor. I love, I love all of, I'm not gonna lie.

I love big olves. I cannot lie. So Kraus was like, oh, so that was really fun. Let's talk about the dogs again. I was fucking Kyle. So Kraus was like, so who brought, who ended up bringing the dogs if Vanderpump wasn't there? And Teddy's like, um, this is super weird because the only exchange I had with Vanderpump dogs was with John it tends saying that he will that I was gonna set up and I know I

Texted them and I said who's setting up and then Tracy said no one's here. I mean what? What a shot anything else going on in the world. Please give me a break and you guys just order your fucking drinks And again what a shock John lizard is unreliable I mean who to thought a 22 year old given a position of power that is like way beyond his abilities Did not have a shift together. I cannot believe it and daddy's like well I'm not surprised that the johns didn't show up to live for her because please so then they're pump lying to my face It's one thing but her making her staff light to my face is another thing. I was like honey. I can't wait to you watch this. So yeah, she's got such a thing in her own head going on. So They cannot believe the concept of scheduling. And girls like, well, she called me last night and invited me to Vanderpump dogs for a thing today. And then we'd see Lisa being all happy because here's another reason that it always bugs me.

The storyline just Vanderpump. She never sees it coming. You know, like the whole thing with Brandy Glamville, Brandi was doing that shit the whole season and Vanderpump never knew until the very end until that last trip they took, you know, it's like she never knows. They always so clips up her and she's like, oh Kylie, why am I little piley of happiness and sunshine. It's me, your best friend. Would you like to come to the gathering at Vanderpapam? Oh, it means so much. Oh my god, this woman has no idea what's going on by now. No, no, whatsoever.

Yeah, so Lisa's event was from Kyle, you know, says like, oh, Lisa had an event from 11 to 5. And then he's just like, well, why couldn't she go to this first and then go to her thing? I'm like, well, because maybe she doesn't want to get all sweaty or maybe it's because Teddy's been a total bitch to her. Maybe that's why. And she's like, it's all about a fucking dog, okay? And when it goes, wait.

She had another rethink at Vanderpump dogs at the same time today. Do I have that right? I'm like, yes, yes, you have that right, law and order. Come down over there. And then we go over to Lisa's thing where they're like ready to watch this see span. And guess what? Like the TV's not working because John Blizzard messed up the signal. Of course he did. He

like, and he's like, Oh my God, I can't touch anything. I can't text anything. I can't do anything. Huh? I'm like, you're right. You're right. You are lucky you still have a job, sir. Vanderpumps, like, do you't do anything. Ha, I'm like, you're right. You're right. You are lucky. You still have a job, sir. Vanderpum's like Do you ever do anything right? Yes, I'm Lizard. Which you know she loves an idiot. She's like you want Vanda pump? Can you even do anything right? Employee who I've just met today for the first time. Yeah

Teddies over with Teddy and the girl. She's like, I mean, do you think of Teddy? The cycle house is like five minutes away from where she is, so she could have just shown up to say hi to people. Sorry, you were foiled, Teddy. And then Rin is like, see? This is clever. Because now she can say, I couldn't possibly show up.

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What does that mean and then they keep cutting to a dog that's like Can I go to China or no? And then like they cut to jiggy watching he's just like I don't have to watch his shit. Can I Can we just watch what I want to watch for once? Hardcore porn, finally. So then Lisa's like, I don't know. Just call Lali, call Lali now. I just love that.

Even in this like Congressman's office, there's someone named Lali. He nice to Lali. He nice to Lali, Sacy. So, it's so basic So based on what happened, I feel like an idiot, not good pass And like, oh my god, it's been such a long fight And then Ken, look, if people are gonna be mad at Ken over anything in this episode, it should be this scene

Within popping champagne all over the product You know, you know, right in the middle of a sketch Yeah, know yeah yeah you know John blizzard is gonna be the one trying to clean it and he's gonna make it worse he's gonna like poor like you know ammonia and bleach together to be like I think this will work and then they'll be dead yeah and yeah they're gonna be like why that little flies all over the place all this and knowing that it's full It's like it's your fault. Can't pay you everywhere

Everywhere everywhere, but I was happy that Lisa did mention that the resolution was to stop the dog and cat me trade for those of us who stand stand for cats So to read back at lunch. It's like I woke up yesterday To know what toical about this situation. I know Lisa fed them that story. Did you see it coil? And she was like, yeah, I saw it everywhere. I mean, it's not only in radar online. Like, that's all over America. It's not only in her words, but the way she wants the word to perceive the situation. By the way, you know it's like way worse than getting like a smear article about you in

Reader Online talking about it ceaselessly on national television. Like if you were afraid of animal activists just like making your life hell, just ignore it. Like, because Reader Online does not have that much power, okay? So Bravo does. Kyle does her usual like, oh, we can't blame her. She is not here, even though I was the one who just brought up dogs two seconds ago. Yeah.

We're gonna say, I understand that crap, but she chose not to be here. And they're like, sweetie. It's in the festival and we have everyone here This table saying the same thing It's like so what what is the consensus of stupid, okay? Yeah, Eric is like a lot of people saying it doesn't make it right Eric is like less than 10 people knew about this issue and now it's out I mean 10 people there's all of us at the table Probably about I don't know 50 to 70 people on production Some PAs

Some people have an apple I guess is you know like 200 people so like I said 10 people I can't believe it's got up Even the She used I just have to get that in there as evidence so then Rina's like yeah She said something in the article about the dog and I knew it was her wording like oh really did you you guys if Lisa Van her problem is the main manipulator we all think she is a master manipulator Don't you think she would not put this in her own wording is she really this stupid to call them and be like this in her own wording. Is she really this stupid to call them and be like, darling, a poll, a poopy, doopy, little scoopy of a doggie, woggy. Yeah.

Was herty, whatty. She's not gonna talk like that. She would talk to someone else's voice. You dopes. I also, you know who else I can totally imagine saying pork returk, because that's the issue, because they're like, cause in the article last week, the article was that the issue is that the article said the word nipped, and that's a British word, babe. And now this week, it's like that they use the phrase poor creature, like if there's anyone who I can imagine saying poor creature, which admittedly,

I can see Vanderpump saying that, it's a real poor creature, a poor creature, Erica Jane without underwear, at the restaurant. Okay, and now, when Rina thinks she's like really getting her, she goes, Well, I was told by these two fans of her, how to try and do an article in the magazine. She literally sent to me five years ago, if I ever got into trouble and I have to call someone, call this person. So clearly she knows how to do it.

And now so do you. So is it supposed to make you look innocent in this? Someone calls a person that Lisa says to leak to you. It gets leaked to that person. And now someone has called the person who's been imitating Lisa for four weeks and like doing perfect imitations of her. Someone spoke to them, at Lisa's voice, come on on Rina. I now accused Lisa Rina of leaking

Because last week she's like oh look at that paparazzi guy. I've been friends with him for years Oh, so now your friends with paparazzi guys now Lisa's told you exactly who to leak to it radar online Then suddenly someone calls and leaks in Lisa Vanderpump's voice come on Wow the second people were nice to Lisa Vanderpump's voice. Come on. I can't really serve it up. Wow. The second people were nice to Lisa Vanderpump at that wedding. And it didn't turn into a huge brawl. Someone had to up the ante and get it a leak. So they had something else to bitch about. And no one has more of a boner for Lisa Vanderpump. Then you ma'am, I

kiss you. Well, I mean, here's the thing, I can also imagine, Ritter online, trying to ask around and be like, so try to get dirt on the wedding. And I can totally imagine one of these women, possibly Ritter, I can totally imagine one of them being like, oh yeah, the wedding was great. And everyone was nice to,

Van and Pumper was getting along with everyone. And then like, well, why would, why was there an issue? Oh of band of pump was getting along with everyone. And then like, well, why would, why was there an issue? Oh, well, there was an issue with a dog. And that, I can see it going down that path and it starts off as a simple query about the wedding. And then everything, all of a sudden, everything falls apart. But then it becomes support creature.

You know, and then it gets into the talking like Vander pump and all of that stuff. So I don't know, but I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. If one of the reasons, one of the things I think that people say that is absolutely true, at least a Vanderpump is a total manipulator.

I do believe that she's had stuff, you know, when she has a problem, she doesn't get her hands dirty. I agree. The reason I've never had a problem with that is because everyone else is so stupid, they always walk right into it, you know? Like she's never forced anybody, they walk into it. So I just don't think that someone who's that good at it would call and be like, the poor

creature. I think she would be smart of it. I also don't think, to be fair, I also don't think that she would, you know, she was already pretty upset that this was negative publicity around her organization. I actually don't know if she really would have liked to have... I agree, I think that she probably for sure has planned to things in the past. I don't know if this is something that she would want to plan. I think it's not that it makes the organization look bad, but it just opens up the door for

more scandal that could be dug up around it, you know, I just, it seems weird. Doesn't add up to me. Doesn't add, okay, so let's see here. So then Denise is like, well, you're friends with her cow. You haven't known her to leak. And cows like, well, everyone here knows that. The reeds like, cow, and so the Christian have the Avonona to leak to the priests.

Don't, don't, don't. And then Kyle starts flipping her hair and gulping like this is the hardest thing she's ever done. I know. I mean, while there's like a fake annointur behind her who's trying to get the waiter's attention, and I spend like half the scene watching this woman trying to fly down a waiter. So then, so then Kyle's like, well, I'm not going to sit here and lie to him when she's been accused of it in the past.

Well Kyle, your husband's been accused of a lot of things in the past. Is he fucking hookers at a hotel bar? Your husband's been accused of shady business deals. Did he fuck over those people in that $30 million deal that he's being sued over right now? Like come on. And then we see a clip of Adrian Maloof, saying that Lisa sold a story.

But then here's what I find interesting about. First of all, Chef Bernie was selling stories as I recall from that season. And the second, Adrian was mad that Lisa Vanderpump was saying calling it the Maloof who, of which she did on camera. Which was hilarious. And then she's what was the other thing about the the surrogate? There was the brand Brandy Glandel said

that they all sold their Vanderpump told her. Yeah, but you know the thing the funny thing about Bernie is that the chef Bernie that was used against Lisa a few weeks ago because when that scandal happened Lisa Vanderpump, as agent was like I don't know Sheff Burney I don't know what he tweets or whatever and Lisa Vanderbump said well, he's your employee Like you must know like you have to know and so that was used against Lisa when she was acting I shouldn't know who John Blizzard was right So this clip was funny because ageing is like you sold the story and then Lisa at the reunion's like Wait a minute you're saying that I called up

Ray down online and took money for a story she goes, yes, I swear on my children's life. I didn't do that Well, notice that Lisa was very careful about saying you're saying I took money for this Yeah, Lisa van Pemden needs your damn money. She given that way that shit away for free if she's doing it Yeah Yeah, at least some app I'm done. Needs your damn money. She given that way that shit away from free if she's doing it. Yeah, exactly. I thought that was an interesting thing for Lisa to hang it on because she repeated it just so she could, you know, get off on a technicality if she's not. Yeah, they're so so confusing. And then and then my favorite is that the waiter comes by and goes, I'm so sorry to interrupt,

but would you guys like to order? I was like, they haven't even ordered their food yet. I've gotten this far. They haven't even ordered yet. That's crazy. So yeah, so not the question is, um, has the read called Lisa to talk about talk this over? And to be like, what would that? Why would I call the sabotage? Oh, yeah, it's a sabototeur. Yes, friends, alligons. I know because it's a new shade of lipstick I got out basically pink, but it's a shabie pink.

For the longest time, I thought that I was gonna be the name of my next tour, saboteur. It would be the saboteur, but then I realized it's an actual word. My personal saboteur, some of my new ballad, coming out of a mountain. So my new ballad come out of a cartoon. So now again, Doreeda is like fully righteous. She's like, I'm not going to let her bully me for anything. And I'm not going to let her pedal to its untruth. I'm like, okay, settle down, Norma Ray. Okay, you know what, like this is just like out of control.

Bullying you, pedal to its untruth. Okay, tell me what's true. Did you or did you not return your dog to Vennopromp rules as per the contract that your husband who is professionally his job, it's look over contracts for a talent, should have looked over, did you or did you not return it to the shelter? I'm not mean to the to Vennopromp rules. I would not have you be a sabbatical to me, Ben. You be a sabbatical to me, Ben! I just, it's like...

I don't know, I think her righteous indignation is just like a huge... like, it's a huge, distract diversion from the fact that she fucked up. And Lisa, all it was, I keep saying this, at the end of the day, they swashed it, but Lisa was annoyed and she wanted it to be like referenced on camera and so she wanted Teddy to kick off the scene and then it like turned into a whole thing and now it's become this big, devious plot and like was it the nicest thing that like, if the Lisa plotting to have like a scene about it

is that the nicest thing to do? Not really, is it worse than having a friend go behind you, behind your back in New York and say all this shit about you when you got them on the show, debatable? Yeah, so now Kyle's like, Kyle's gonna be the part of that by the way. Yeah, I was following it, it's just the same thing. It's like, I declare!

I feel like I have to see every single week. I really. I feel like I have to every see every single week. I really have to feel like I've got to really see the right point. But Kyle put lays out the motive. She's like, well, she did it because she wants people to take her side because basically it's used to you and Lisa. So they got to believe someone. No one believes anyone watching this show thinks Doreet has credibility. Everyone knows Doreet has like the worst property of the other show. And yet I'm glad she's on it to be honest. I think I mean I love that Doreet's on the show. Don't give me wrong. One thing has nothing to do to the other. I mean I think she's being ridiculous in the

situation and totally wrong but I love that Doreet's on the show. And then Kyle's like well maybe she's just going through a bad time whatever you know and Teddy's like when you go through a bad time, whatever. And Teddy's like, when you go through a bad time, do you try and destroy everyone in your life? First of all, that's a little bit dramatic. That's a little bit dramatic, man. And second of all, yes, did you not watch the Kim years? Don't you?

Isn't there a phrase Ms. Reloves Company? Like, have you ever watched random pump rules? Have you not seen the handbag that Kyle made of Kim's skin after she dragged her all of her Beverly Hills for five years? See, this is what happened. Losing Kim, like, Kim was vital to Lisa Vanderpump's survival because now Kyle needs to take down someone else. I mean, if you think about it, Lisa is the rival, right? Because Kim was always the successful one, but she was the one that, like, she was the successful golden child,

but like no one really knew all her problems and then Kyle bore the burden of that. And now she's sort of in the same situation where Lisa is the successful, wonderful one, but Kyle feels like, but no one sees this other side of Lisa that they need to see and she feels conflicted about it. So these are probably issues that were brought on basically because of her crazy mom.

Yeah, this is basically Lisa's, you're an alcoholic, how about that? Season with Kyle on the back of a limo. Yeah, it is. So then over there Vanderpump is... She's still celebrating, she's having the best time ever. And she's thinking this is finally over, right? At least she's acting like she thinks it's finally over. She tells Blizzard, she's like, you finally did something right, Blizzard. And he's like, can I text about this? She's like, very funny. Do not speak to anyone. And then she's sitting on the stairs with Sessa. She's like, I hated all this negativity

and all that nonsense. I know Blizzard messed up a bit But I don't break allowances for Teddy cuz she hammered me in the Bahamas and Sess is like well I wish they would have just calm, you know just come to this thing chick. That's okay They did the other thing, you know, and I'm glad we didn't cancel that because we would have looked petty looked petty. Mhm. So, back at the restaurant, Denise is like, listen, I've had a lot of damage and shit about me and the press, alright? And here's what happens.

Over time, the truth reveals itself. So, like, did it? Well, we saw some crazy headlines of like, Denise is like the embodiment of all evil. I was like, whoa, shit. This is like nothing for Denise. Dog, dog's handle. Yeah, she has fuck all this. Yeah, and Denise is like, you know what, just be quiet about it. It's my advice. Just keep a thick skin and shut up about it. And he's like, um, you have to know thing when things happen with animals, the amount of people coming after you is gonna be beyond and we think yes

I said wake it now. I think it's someone's gonna hurt my children When they go to the park I'm scared I'm already getting messages Oh my god to the Facebook like yes people are sending death threats to Doritans and is that right of course? It's not right And people are fucking crazy online and of course it's not right for them to be sending to read death messages Yeah, where are you gonna blame a housewife for other people getting death messages least of antipodes done nothing But say she does she's done nothing wrong, right? So how is she at fault? If you here, okay Dorit here's the question He's been nothing wrong. So how is she at far?

If you, here's, okay, Doree, here's the question. How did Lucy Lucy Apple juice, not Apple juice, Apple juice, how did Lucy Lucy Apple juice wind up at a shelter? I guess you run away. I guess you were lovely, lady. The woman was so lovely. She doesn't exist. She doesn't exist. What a lovely woman she was.

So it's like, Doree, if you don't want animal activists, if you don't want people getting being mad at you, maybe you shouldn't have just given a dog away just fecklessly. So fecklessly. So um don't be mad. Wow she's sitting there like oh they're gonna kill my children. I'm such a victim. And then she's wearing a Beverly Beach hat. Right. Which she is still not fucking paid for. To this day, she's still being sued by that guy, her partner in Beverly Beach, and they were just in the Bahamas being chased down by a crazy girl saying, pay my friend off for Beverly Beach. And that's how much balls Duret has, okay? That she sits on here after not even knowing if that was going on camera or not sitting here in a Beverly Beach house talking or Beverly Beach

talking about what a victim she is. Well, and they're all sitting there eating salads, you know, and fig and all of them. I mean, it's, it's, it's like, it's like a modern A version of six degrees of separation, you know, like the things that fill the lives of these women. And they all have salad. And my favorite is that there was like a tiny little serving of french fries in the middle of the table. And the only one of who I think was eating was Erica, because Kyle was like, I mean when I think about this like, who does this story benefit?

And you just see Erica Jain's hand just sort of like, scly'd across the screen. Take like two fries and come back out. I was like, I know you're trying to make yourself a victim also, Kyle, but I need some punch fras. Like, I have a fraa. God, who does that story benefit besides foundation? How does that benefit the foundation? Can anybody explain that to me?

Well, also, who does the story benefit? Well, I mean, this is like a classic episode of a classic game of clue. Honestly, Kyle, it benefits you because you could finally rise up to be the Queen Bee of the group. It benefits Doreep because Rina, if it's run out who's been trying to bring her down for years yeah they all have a motive in this and uh... honestly it benefits are a little bit not as much her her motive is not strong teddy i don't think well i don't think it's a benefit's teddy because teddy was the one pretending that she never knew nothing wrong in the first place until she

got fucking caught and i don't know her text for screenshot i don't think that Teddy did it though. She's so much about accountability that I think that like, I don't know. I could I could just blame anybody. It's like that it's like clue. You know, the movie clue came out and there were three endings and they all made sense. Like anybody could have done it.

Like, or they all could have done it. I mean, me personally, like, okay, so the argument for Kyle is that she has had a long running front of me situation with Lisa and she's wanted to take over and be the queen bee. Be the queen bee in a way that like her sister had always prevented her from being and now Lisa. So that's the argument for that.

Lisa Rina, it's revenge because she didn't like the position she was put in during the Munchausen situation. So that's her argument for that least are in a uh... it's revenge cuz she didn't like the position she's put in during the munch house in situation so that's her clear motive right there and then you have to read whose motivation is to deflect off of the dog situation uh... make herself look better and probably just to

climb up higher anyway because she and p gay are kind of like upwardly mobile all over so now we go over to kyle who's at her friend share and tell us as she and P.G. are kind of like upwardly mobile. Oh Lord. So now we go over to Kyle, who's at her friend Sharon's house. Sharon's gonna recreate all of her mother's irreplaceable costume jewelry. I start to wonder is Sharon going to be, because the big, the scuttle butt

out of coming into the season is that Lisa stops shooting with everyone. And that basically Denise is winning the last time she was seen with the entire cast. So we don't see much of Lisa. So I wonder if they were going to bring Sharon in now to fill that void a little bit. Good luck, honey. I'd like Sharon in just a one second she was on because Sharon is Tyles old friend. She met her com matter through Marissio and everything. Sharon is Latina and their're at her place. Like

you said, she's going to recreate the toolery and they're sitting there having like polite conversation and someone's knocking on the door and turns like, yes, yes, she like screens it. Just at no one's. And Teddy's like, hi, I'm Teddy, your house is amazing. Wow. Yeah, she's like, thank you, thank you, bruh. I don't know. So they're talking about, they're talking about jewelry. And Sharon's just like yelling at her child

in the background. I don't know if he knows. I just love that like, Sharon, she's not talking politely. She just starts yelling. Well, I hope that Sharon comes on this show and turns Kyle's life upside down. Oh, yeah, she will.

I'm hoping you know, let's talk about the husband. So they talk about this costume jewelry for a little while. And then of course, Kyle's like, well, I just keep going over that fig and olive conversation my head over and over. Really? Because you also started that. Kyle, so what a coincidence that you're bringing it up again. The Teddy's like, I'm still not over it.

Like, I'm losing sleep over it. Okay, I was up it not over this. So it turns out that right after they left Fig and all of this TMZ thing happened. Where TMZ approached Lisa, I'm guessing at the doggy foundation or whatever. And was like, what, what's this, what's this thing in radar online about the dog? And Lisa was like, to read didn't do anything wrong,

darling. And so now they're mad that Lisa was defending to read. Yeah. Because she didn't actually call to read after the other thing came out, but then she is defending her on TMZ. Yeah, I mean, I don't know what to make of this one, to be honest. With TMZ, well, because I mean, you would think actually, if the, when the radar online article came out, you would think that Lisa would call to read and be like, this is crazy,

I'm sorry, they have to go through this, you know, but she didn't. I'm really not considering Doree has been throwing her under the bus every turn and trying to, you know, being friends with the other girls and teaming up and confronting her at dinners and shit like that when Doree was the one who did something wrong. She was, you know how Lisa thinks? Lisa is probably like, how is she not called me? Yeah. You said, can you believe someone heard me in the press? Yeah

So These ladies are so crazy Yeah, so yeah, they're mad so they're mad now that Lisa defended to read Which they they feel like it's disingenuous and it's like over compensation for the fact that Lisa leaked the stuff to radar And Teddy says she's just played it like oh, she's the one who swooped in and fixed this. I'm like, well, yeah, but that's how she's been playing at the whole time. And you were the one who brought that fucking dog on camera,

by the way. I went back and looked at the beginning of that because we weren't sure last time we talked about it. And he brings the dog out and she's like, oh, did you recognize that dog? So she didn't bring it, but she did mention it, which we were concerned about a couple of weeks ago. So she's not a Teddy. So then Kyle's like, she hasn't said it, but she did mention it, which we were convinced about a couple of weeks ago. So she had a chatty.

So then Kyle's like, she has to set one word to Duret or spoke into it. And this none of this makes sense. My god, you guys. So now we have this like fairly useless scene where we see Rina and Harry Hamlin at home. And Harry is, he's like, he's getting ready to go on a camping trip alone. He can go climb some mountains and stuff. And you know, Rina's like, oh, we could not be more different.

He likes to climb mountains. I like to make him out of mohels. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. So Rina updates him on the situation, the dog rescue situation. And then Harry is like so hairy right now. He's like, yeah.

This is propaganda. The use of propaganda is to bring a wedge and destabilize a group so that that person can come in and take over. Like so Kyle? Thanks. Kyle? Is that what?

So it's officially Kyle now, right? Or Rina? I mean, it really officially Kyle now, right? Yeah. Or Rina. I mean, it really, why would, whatever. Okay, so they tried the tent, whatever. I don't even care about this. Here's the thing, I don't think Rina wants to take over. That's a thing, because what Harry's saying is not wrong. I think Rina, like her motivation

in our little clue scenario is that she just, she feels like, like uh... banner pump hung around to drive a few seasons ago and things it's fucked up and wants justice so i think she just wants justice i think kyle wants to take over i think out of everyone there kyle is the one who wants to be the big star of the show

well good luck with that because they're making you think that you have it stupid arrica tweeted a couple weeks ago all hail the real queen the real housewives of Beverly Hills. Kyle Richards. Oh really? See? Erica's hailing someone else's a queen.

Just wait. Your next biot's, Kyle. Yeah. So dramatic music is Kyle drives to Villa Rosa. And flips her hair a lot in her stupid red velvet hat and Talks about how hard this is gonna be to confront Lisa because in the past I've defended her with no questions asked I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? And then they actually showed the Yolanda Allegations were supposedly she's sticking she's sitting there sticking up for Lisa Vanderpump

Which is not quite how I remember that yeah, I remember you along the confronting Lisa Vanderpump with a folder and Kyle with the folder of papers at that lunch I think it was it figured all of actually Maybe I'm with a file full of papers and Lisa saying darling Oh, we were saying was that it was odd that one minute or an Instagram in a bikini and the next minute you're saying you're dying with tubes coming out of your arms I'm sorry, but we said it yeah Yeah, and it's like sort of a similar situation here where I was just like it's a pretty basic situation where it's just like Lisa was being shady. She was having a shady moment and now it's being it got this like, like a world crisis, you know? So I then on top of that pile is the thing.

She's learning from Doreet where she's like, if I were to look at my daughters and how I'm raising them, I would tell them, you have to defend what's right. I'm like, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. That's okay, what's right, like the truth about Rida online, okay, come on now. So she gets to the Lerosa And it's like like show it down at the okay corral like this weird like

Fade-outs and and like it's all quiet and and hanky and thank you all come and the dogs are quiet What are the name of the dumb? What are the other the horses again? Diamonds and Rosie time in the rosé. They have no idea what's happening and then it's like you know And jiggies just like lying there barely seeing alive just to watch this fight Yeah, he's like I've been waiting for this for years Let me have this and then I will go to the next realm so the Kyle's coming in and here we go again with Lisa Be so happy. She's so happy a police of me so happy she was so happy

she's like skipping to the front door she's never she's she has not been this happy in ages it's like the cloud that had been hanging over her has been lifted which I guess some would argue that the lifting could be because she planted an article about to read and she feels great about it it felt amazing it's like it's like her spin it's like not my spin it's yeah so she's so happy she's like her spinach, like not my spinach. Yeah. So she's so happy.

She's like, you know, she's like, oh, resolution passed. And I want to serve you some rosé to my best friend, Kyle Richards. You know, has no idea about what's about to happen. I know. And I love that one of the swans, like, totally came for Kyle. The second it saw her on that bridge. You know what? Swans are very good judges of character swans

No, swans now. So because like congrats on you know 405. What a freeway and Yes, we've been jumping up and down and she's just so happy and this is so depressing knowing what's coming And she's like how was the bike ride? I sent a text a grip text and I sold it you like it Which means everyone else just ignored her yeah Yeah, so sad. I don't like it. You know what I don't care you guys you get mad at me for caring too much about Least of anterpump. I don't care. I do Like her and I this makes me sad watching this it was sad but she was really happy and she was happy Is your friend Kyle you know because she's like she knows she's going through it with the women and like Kyle is like the one person

She's like at least I have Kyle so Kyle's like well we had lunch and you know Doreet was really upset because that article It sounded like it came from you She goes what and then can just like doggles in behind them like human Roomba is like like it came from you. You see, and this is why it's always hard to totally be a matter of sight. Yeah. Because she's like, to reach was upset, where stories come out? You know, like, okay. Well, I didn't even read it properly. But what I do know is that I spoke to Tumza at the center, and I said, no, no, no, no, no. I put myself on the line for the read. Which is of course exactly what they said she would say. Yes, exactly.

And Kyle's like, well, you have to look at who would benefit from this. And Lisa's like, well, who would benefit from it? And then it's like, again, it's like Kyle, you're the one who benefit the most from it. Sorry. Yeah. Kyle and Rina benefit the most, I think. And so Kyle's like, well, the foundation is amazing. And it was bad for Drees.

And she's devastated thinking the animal rights people are coming after her, you know? And now I'm in a bad position. She goes, how are you in a bad position? Like, how is this fucking about you, Kyle? And Kyle's like, because as your friend, I want to say that's not true. I don't believe it.

And Ken's like, well, you should have said that. Yeah. But I don't feel that way, Ken. Yeah. And she's like, oh, so I'm going to go to Red D go to radar online and then go to TMZ and refute my own story She goes yeah Look yep, that's what everyone thinks just who said that who said it? She goes everybody everybody says it, okay? Because it seems like you wanted to get ahead of the story

ahead of the story that Well, I mean Lisa doesn't I, I mean, here's the thing. Lisa makes it sound like a lot more illogical than it is. I mean, it's like, you go to a writer online to plant one story quietly and then go very publicly with another story to clean your hands at the previous story. So, like, her saying that does not like prove it with logic by any means. Yes, I think so too. I think Vander Promp,pump could be totally,

this behavior could totally be construed as guilty. Yeah, she's not a good arguer. Like you just said, she doesn't help herself a lot in these arguments. No, she doesn't because even I'm like, eh, but the way I defend it in my own mind, is that she already knows that they are coming after her and accusing her of being manipulative

and getting this dog on camera. So to double down on that and do it like in her own voice and then doing exactly, basically they've already called her out for this behavior. So to do it again and expecting not to be called that, it just seems too stupid for her. I think that Lisa's way would be to turn people against the Reath. You know, I don't think she would necessarily go to the or should turn them against Teddy. Like I don't I agree. I don't know if she would necessarily have to go to Raider Online about this, you know. Well, Kyle's like, well, everybody thinks him. I just want

to tell you what they think. And she goes, I don't want to hear it. You know, she goes under her phone. She's like, yeah, crime. And then Kyle's like, what you have to hear me Lisa? Cause this isn't fair. This isn't fair. And it's like yeah crime and then I was like what you have to hear me Lisa Cuz this isn't fair. This isn't fair. I said will I'm not thinking to read her fucking dog. I shouldn't say fucking dog It's a beautiful dog, but a beautiful almost dead dog thanks to that bitch pun intended So Kyle's like you never let me talk which is what when since when was that a thing? Like if this were a fight with like Neenie or like some other big shouters on Bravo, I would get it, but like since when does Lisa not let someone talk? Yeah, because Kyle's a when interrupting her.

She's Lisa's like, but I wouldn't do this. Like, no, no, no, no, listen! And so she's like, I was like, you're sending this out. She's like, oh, I always had to talk. And I was like, oh, okay, here we go, Vanderbilt. Yeah. And this is like probably the angry as we've ever seen Lisa Vanderbilt. Like she was she was fired up and she was angry and she was raising her voice. She was on control. I kind of think here's another thing is that I feel like if she if she were guilty, I actually don't think she would have lost her cool

the way she's losing her cool right now. I think she would have been mentally prepared. Yeah, I think she would have prepared the free. Yeah, she would have deflected in a certain way. She would have been like, I didn't do that, but if Unified did do that, I mean, she is the one who had the dogs and you should hear the thing she says about you. Like, she'll be ready for this moment, you know? Yeah, and she doesn't, she's freaking out. Which I really love seeing this side of her. Yeah, me too.

She'll never see it. And Kyle has deserved this for years. Yeah, so Kyle says, we'll look, I'm here as your friend. I'm the only one and can go, you are not her friend, you are not her friend goes you are not her friend you are not her friend You are not her friend. Do you see this spark? You see this spark? It's about to be right out It's about to be right out

Fucking on her friend Ken and she goes oh, so you think I would give radar online a story about to reach just yes That I would do that. Yes, it's so blatantly said, she goes, wow, this is a big shock. This changes everything. Yeah. Meaning like now, it's all starting to make sense how everybody has like run off with this story, you know, because she's looking at her. Yeah, and Lisa's like, when push comes to shove, Kyle doesn't have my back. And then we get to see a montage of Colbyn, totally shitty to Lisa over all these across all these years, which is really amazing. So, Kyle is pressing Lisa to be honest. And Lisa is screaming now.

She's screaming like, I'm not going to say yes to something that if I didn't do it at all. And Lisa is like, I made woman with integrity, that stands up for what's right, I could have thrown her onto the bus, I could have thrown her, which is true. Like, she, like, Dorita's like the most horrible thing to ever go under a bus.

Like, she is just like a big, light, styrofoam thing, like so easy to pick up on the one-door bus at any given moment because she makes so many errors, you know? Yes, and I have to point out right now that people aren't coming for Dureet because of the dog. They're coming about,

they're coming at Dureet without what how the story is unfolding and how she's just totally be turning on Vanderpump, right? Yeah. So Vanderpump did play this. I mean, she really played it very intelligently. So, I mean, whether you love her haters, she's at least doing that right. But she's freaking out right now and

Carls like I'm it well uh because she says I'm I'm not gonna just say something I I did something because you said it man and Carls like well just like I'm not gonna say that Lisa would never do this she goes oh I'm done and now I'm done with you too and Carls like well it feels like you're talking to radar Lisa. That's it. She goes, God, I swear on my children's life. Oh, chickies like a cheap and stupid schnookie. Now I like schnookie. Now that I owe anyone I know, which I thought was interesting that she added this in there. Yeah. She's like, anyone I know would give a story to radar online about to read. You think I did that and Kyle goes, yes, and she's then done with you too,

which does like fucking finally, you know. Yeah, and then Kyle's like, well, maybe you can't more about image than your friendships. Oh, good bye Kyle. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Show yourself out. And then Ken comes dottering back in, because he's the other laugh, and he comes back in with like a laptop. He's like, do you honestly think that GMG would print this, and she's so fucking genuine, and you're supposed to be your fucking friend.

I am her friend, and he goes, no, you're not her friend. If you could say something like that, she would never say something like that about you. And he points of their chest, do you actually look to this finger like, oh really, can't wait to turn this into an abuse story of mine, which she totally has already. Oh really? Everyone's like, oh my god, production was terrified the way

that Kyle Richards was treated by Ken. He almost physically abused Kyle Richards. Like oh, you know, I thought I thought Ken getting so mad on behalf of Lisa was actually really endearing, oddly enough, because you know, sometimes these, the husbands on these shows like, they're the women fighting again.

And then there are times where people are like, you know, he just likes to fight. He's like another housewife, you know. But I thought in this case, it's like, you know, we've let you into our life. And like, where is the loyalty to housewife, you know? But I thought in this case, it's like, you know, we've let you into our life. And like, where is the loyalty to us here, you know? And I thought he looked like a really, he looked hurt and he looked hurt because of his relationship with her

and he looked hurt on behalf of his wife. And I thought that, you know, I feel like I can really feel his pain and I actually really like that he stood up for his wife like that. Well, I will say that pointing in her chest is not good. He cannot do stuff like that Like even when he took the Yolanda's arm like he didn't like that with that the Yolanda even when he did that she's like don't you have a toss making He's got to not do that, you know For sure standing there just looking at him like she doesn't look terrified. She's just shrugging.

She's doing that stance against the countertop, like where she's leaning on the countertop, like in a shog. Like she's being killed at by some senile. Yeah, that is scary. If you know that is scary, even though he's like, you know, 300 years old and holding in like a laptop

and a little old dog, it is scary. If someone's raising their voice and pointing like right near your chest, I won't take that away from Kyle. Yeah, so You are not my friend and you are not a friend Do you get out and Kyle just shrugs and like looks at him all sarcastically which Kyle's attitude here was confusing. Yeah, but also kind of hilarious. He's like please go She goes can he goes go join the gang

You've joined the gang join the gang I said no, but I'm here because I don't want there to be a gang. There is no gang can He's like of cool tears again all four of them gang you got on it Now he has the other thing if no, he goes I don't even care so Lisa comes in so You know, I was like I do fucking care so Lisa comes in and so you know, and Kyle's like, I do fucking care. So Lisa comes in and she pulls Ken away and gets like, 12 years of friendship done, done. And Kyle's like, am I not allowed to be honest right now?

And she's like, I'm just telling you what, look, that doesn't mean I don't love you. And Lisa is just screening. Like, I don't care if you love me or not. And Kyle's like, I didn't come here to fight, which is a lie. You Kyle, shut up Kyle. You're the worst, okay? And when she goes, am I not allowed to be honest right now, Ranner Premkus, all right, go ahead, try then.

Go ahead. And again, it's like, yeah, why don't you be honest soon? I just love them like ganging up on Kyle. Yeah, so Kyle's like, I didn't come here to fight. And he's like, you came here to tell me I'm a liar and I don't appreciate that. And then she goes then she goes if you told me on the fairest life on Portia's life on whatever those other ones are called that this is not the truth then I know I know nothing about the story you know what's sweet. I believe you were done. And then Kyle, Kyle keeps telling the camera the camera is so funny when she's talking to us. She's like, oh my god

Lisa has gone so far with this She I'm just trying to turn it around to say the right thing She's so liar. She's so she's in so deep with what she said There's just no turning back now. And then we get the infamous Ken turning to go at the stairs. He's like How are we ever going to repair this situation and like we'll have like more loyalty to your friend? Yeah, you're not which I am serious what you're going for you know after all of these years to see Vanderpump finally lose it like this, I mean, yeah, it's sad because I like Vanderpump and hate Kyle's guts and always fucking have

ever since season two. But it's sad to see Vanderpump kind of lose it and it is sad to not see them be friends because Kyle, the only time I really like Kyle's when she's laughing her ass off and making fun of people with Vanderpump. Yeah. So if you're's like get the fuck out of my house. I swear to you. I'm done with it. Long bitches that can go fuck themselves but how to see that to me. I'm done with it. I'm just sobbing and then you see Schnookie chasing Kyle out. Yeah. I take it with you. I take it with you.

I take it with you. I don't fit in here. And next week without Vanderpump, let's watch a bunch of bitches hang upside down in an exercise room. An exercise room. And to eat take PK's blood sugar. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I was pretty explosive. Exciting to finally see that fight really really insane Yes, and I know we've probably triggered like 90% of you at least like have you guys are like

You guys are so biased No, no, no, no, no, that's what that's what these shows are for I mean because like and by the way if you're getting angry And if you're about to like post something like really like If you're getting angry and if you're about to post something really angry on Facebook, take a breath because it's one thing to talk about in an argument where everyone can sense the context, but let's not start and eat senseless, useless Facebook wars over this, please. Because at the end of the day, it's still just real housewives. The fun is just taking a side and just going with it and just you know like so I mean that's the truth that the matter is we both know the truth and that is

probably it's production who's done all of this yeah this is probably a couple of producers fucking with everybody yeah yeah let me say good for you because this is episode eight and I'm still in and this show has really had a rough couple of years yeah this is a really fun. I mean horrifying and emotional season But that worth this mad over a dog storyline is kind of hilarious. So we'll done guys Yeah, and if I don't give us an update on Lucy Lucy Apple juice, that would be great too. Oh actually I saw one They someone posted Lucy Lucy with her new owner. Oh Wow, it's just a cute girl, you know

They should bring it's onto the shanta reunion. Oh god, Lucy port Lucy Okay, everybody. Well, thank you. So I want to see Shelley turn that's who I will see on the reunion I want to see the woman to read gave this dog to that was just so kind and so nice Yeah, until then everybody we will be back a little late this week because our next recap are going to be library caps in Portland and Phoenix, Real House, West New York, and Summer House. So we'll see you guys a little bit later in the week

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