Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Graceless

Episode Date: October 7, 2022

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sweet, in the heart, and the mouth. Ben, Ben Mandelker. I don't know why I said you're sweet in the mouth, but I am sweet in the mouth right now because guess what, I've come down with Tialitis. Something happened over the past two days where I have been getting like little bits of saliva in the corners of my mouth and I'm going to the lip thing. I'm like, that's what's happening with chial and not Diana. Diana, because Diana's doing a full sweep. Diana's doing like a prison light, you know, a prison yard light just going and doing

it circle looking for criminals around her lips. But I'm doing the Kyle thing where I'm like I'm like oh no. I was like this has to be resolved before crap is on demand But I don't think it is so I know I hate to tell you hate to tell you this you've always done that Really? Yes, you've always had that in common with Kyle I've noticed it when I'm with you Wow, I noticed it is much on video, but I noticed it in real life. You got real fast Kyle. That's like fast.

Oh my God, I want anyone to know that. That's kind of crazy. Like you'd miss it. If you didn't know, you know, if you didn't know to look for a eat miss it, it goes real fast. Well, Ronnie, I guess since we're telling truths, something that you may not realize that you do is that you have been in several Halloween movies.

You know, oh my god. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, I don't think you realized it, but you actually like without you instinctually just appeared on in those movies. So I guess we all share something with her. Well everybody welcome to watch a crap. Today is a huge day over here. Okay, this is Beverly Hills Day. Very, very big day, very big episode season finale. Wow. I'm in an episode. It's a day where I was like, should I go on there and admit that I was wrong? Or should I go on there and brag that I was right?

Because Erica is the, like Erica is the leaker, but does that mean Rin is not the leaker? Sure, doesn't. Sure doesn't. So I was not proven right, but I was also not proven wrong. So I really don't get to do any dances today, but who cares?

Still, I think America was proven right. America was proven right because America was like, these two are up to no good. And now America was proven right. It was such a good episode. It had like all that joy of like an unmasking. It was just so wonderful. And for me, it was also so raging,

doing in such a fun way. You know, I think about this and real girlfriends in Paris. Like I really enjoy real girlfriends in Paris because nothing about it really makes me mad. And so we just like joke about it, about just the stupid things they're doing like Margot was going to be making slip dresses and that's like hilarious.

But then this show is like the opposite where I also love it because it makes me so mad, you know? And like this episode I was in raged by the amount of hypocrisy that was flowing from Rina's lips, those big ol' hypocrisy lips. Ooh, it made me so angry, but also made me feel so alive.

Hypocrity lips. Yeah, and it was also a very good example of somebody who stick just isn't working anymore because knowing that what she's saying is bullshit, like no one doubts that it's bullshit, okay. And I scoured Twitter. And even the people still sticking up for those two fools, know that it was bullshit,

either what I mean. They're like, but I still like them. But knowing that that stick after all these years is just, it's just not working anymore. It was sad in a way. It's like, wow, you It was sad in a way. It's like, wow, you know, another one fell. Another one is falling.

It was sad, but it was also infuriating because it's like, I believe this stick for a very long time. And to now just see your lying ass, you're compulsively lying crazy ass. How dare you, man. You have not only done this to me. You have done this to America. And also they're bad-lying. So, you know, many people know that I'm a big board gamer, and with my board game group, we often play these social deduction games, which many people in the audience may have heard of, like Mafia, where basically your group of friends, everyone's

quote-unquote good, but there's some people, like there's like two or three people who are bad and the entire game is that everyone has to sus out who who's like the mafia. So killing people in the group or whatever and, you know, is the game involves a lot of lying in deception and the fun is trying to sus it out. And I'm not an expert with those games, but I played them enough to know when you've cornered the two bad guys, you can see what kind of lies they have.

And watching Rina and Erica being confronted, like, did you leak these to the press and Erica, like, what? I don't even know how to do that. I don't see what it was like. Man, should we just call the game now? Should we just call it now? It's over, we caught you.

Yeah, I'm so good. And I want to also point out that this publicist in the center of it, I mean, of course he was, people may not remember this, I remember it. He was, we first saw him on Bravo, or at least significantly saw him on Bravo, back in Orange County in the Peggy Tannis season, when Peggy Tannis had dinner party,

and Gretchen Rossi brought him. This guy, his roots are Gretchen Rossi. Like that alone is enough. Like Like I don't care if he represents Nikki, Nikki Hilton, he represented Gretchen Rossi, he came from that school. That is definitely a telltale. We should have seen that. And of course, Rin is involved in this. I mean, the woman made millions off actual leakage project. Uh, products like of course she's the leak master. Oh god. Yeah.

Well, guess what? It's not staying in your jeans anymore. It is just slid to the floor, ma'am. Okay. Yeah. The nothing else is you're depending on nothing right now. It is just a trail of you. Well, I was like, is it poop, is it pee?

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Oh, okay. But by the way, when you do the tongue thing, you're actually just depositing more saliva in the corners. Then you have to look at even more. So like Kyle doesn't realize that she's in the hamster. She's in the hamster. This is what I have paper towels right next to my desk for paper for Rose Housewives of Beverly Hills Day

because I look my face the whole time. So that's that. Come watch Crappens on Demand. We do a couple of videos a week. It's also where you'll find our bonus episodes patreon.com slash watch with Crappens. Okay, let's get into the show. There were so many different titles

I was trying to come up with for this episode. I've graceplant fall on your grace Graceless Grace Disgrace was it. I'm trying to remember when was grace brought up was that is that a scallion grace Kelly party grace Kelly Yeah, it's a grace Kelly party. So I think I'm just gonna go with graceless. Keep it simple Yeah, it's a Grace Kelly party. So I think I'm just gonna go with Graceless. Keep it simple. Yeah, Graceless. Graceless.

And just for the picture of Rina and Eric when they're caught standing there, bad liar with a fucking nest. Disgrace, you know that, that, no, it's just Grace, simple, settled. Hahaha. You just sent me to my room. What the thermostat behind them? I'm going to put that because that crackly up.

That was like, wow, this could be your last scene ever on Housewives. And you've got a nest thermostat behind. I mean, this couldn't be sadder. And I just... Well, I could not be sadder for Grace Kelly. For this poor lady, you know, she's like an icon of, you know, glamor or whatever, mommy Carlo. And now you go on to the Grace Kelly Foundation website and there's Calvatured. And it's like, we are honored to have Calvatured's...

Host a... Host a Gala for us. Like, wow. Yeah, poor Grace. That's our heart race. This is not she deserves better. Any who we open the episode with Garsell getting a party ready at her house with Patrick, the butler, who you might recognize from Get the Hilton's house. We we.

Yeah, it's part of bravo's continued attempt to sell France on us this fall. They're like, let's get Patrick the button to back on TV. But also people like Patrick. So yeah, she's throwing a party. It's like a Birken bag, trunk show kind of thing. And her friend, her friend, Christos is there, who runs a store on Melrose, and she's like, well, I'm fascinated by the love of Birkins.

I mean, I don't have one. I have kids that need to go to college, just seems like a lot for a bag. I mean, does it come with money? I mean, it just seems crazy. I'm like, Garsell, you're angling for a free Birkin bag. We can see this, and I support it. And if I could, I would help you on this.

But... She is, but Christos is like, no, ma'am, this is a used store. Okay, you don't go, you don't get free things from the thrift store. It's already a thrift store, okay? No one does ads for Goodwill, you know, on their Instagram.

And that is why, okay? It's already legit, lady. But yeah, I agree, she's trying to get a free purse and Christos is like, no, no, no, no, no. And Patrick is like, oh, no, no, no to sit, lady. But yeah, I agree. She's trying to get a free purse and creastos is like, no, no, no, no, no. And Patrick is like, oh, no, no, no, no, no. It's a big day. A lot of ourselves.

Niferious Europeans. No, it's a plan. A lot of older gaze with shifty careers. You've got creastos who, you know, Doreet's purses are in that stack, first of of all and then you've got Patrick Like what you're a loner butler since when what does that happen where people just loan people their butler I never heard of that well He literally says that he's like a he's best say a whore because then he's like I'm one of the pink bags

And he's like well, I want that but I'd have to sell my body somewhere So good luck I would start at Christo store. Rent Butler. Yeah. Rent a used Butler, you know. So we find some history out about this place named after Jane Berkin, the Berkin. That's what I'm saying, right? I'm sorry. The Berkin bag is so fancy and so expensive and it's like the thing, it's like one of the, it's like one of the highest years of luxury on this planet. It's like this Berkin bag named after...

You know, Jane Birken. Hey, have you seen Jane Birken recently? Oh my God, she made some oatmeal scones. Divine. I can tell you who's not working. Jane Birken. Uh-uh. I'm out of twerk. Well, I tried, I tried to hang out with her last night and she said she was busy watching episodes of ghosts on CBS. So I said, okay, Jane, we'll figure out another time. You know, Jane has really been working hard on making her own Jello mold, like her own shape of Jello molds.

I'm so proud of her. I'm so proud to be her friend. Yeah, I said, Jane, I hear you got some fancy bags. She said, sure do. But unfortunately, she said, I was a little bit out of the proper demographic for them, but she gave me a lovely live laugh love towel. And it's great. Also by Jane, live laugh also by Jane live life love Jane live love Jane love but her first husband was live

Yeah, this family we call it live life Jane. Okay Jane with the big bags You have a lot of a lot of a lot of entrepreneurial genes in this town. They do great work and another Bag is named after Princess Grace of Monaco. So it's just a big Grace Kelly day, which means that someone is selling something Grace Kelly, and it turns out to be Kyle, and it turns out to be a charity some confused. Where are you selling this so hard?

It's charity. Come on. Although I did worry when they said, okay, and all the money, while the money goes to artists and also poor people. I was like, oh, okay, so it goes mostly to the people who made the diamonds. I mean, I guess that's fair.

I don't really, I don't trust fairies. I looked it up, I looked it up because I was confused because they said, and all of this, it goes directly to their charity. I'm like, well, what is the Grace Kelly charity? Is this to like give everyone a Monaco a sports car, but apparently, I don't know, maybe it's that kid on house under as that we watch once. But maybe it's a charity where they go house to house and teach you how to give grace. Rubber dump dump. Thanks for the grub. Yay God is not grace.

This is grace. Like my me, doing tongue-graze during grace. Dear Lord, with me, my you are not speaking tongues. Okay. Rinnah's going to be like, what I want to use my, I want to use a charity of my dear friend Kylie Jenner. Grace Kylie, her charity. Yeah.

No, but apparently they give, they like do a lot of grants and, and stuff for young emerging artists. So that's what that is all about. No, but apparently they do a lot of grants and stuff for young emerging artists. So that's what that is all about. Okay. So then Kyle is doing her own party prep and a saddest act artist and actress. That's the young ones. Yeah. His charity is all to make Kyle feel like an artist. Yes, but anyway, you were saying Kyle, we've paid 10 people to say Halloween a bunch during this party. Thank you. Thank you, I'm an artist. Yes, but anyway, you were saying, Kyle, we've paid 10 people to say Halloween

a bunch during this party. Thank you. Thank you, I'm an artist. Thank you, Grace Callie. So she's doing her own party prep. The theme is what would these Savannah prompt you? Because it's my seven nickel and sandalier is sanging up and roses all over the table, which she went with white and set of pink. So I've got to give her that. And we do not have Glenn again. We have Nicole, the party planner, and she's on crutches. And I felt so bad for her because she must have been terror, like just absolutely terrified that any moment,

Kyle's small army of large dogs would come barreling out of the house and knock her over. Because you know, Brandy and Storm, we're just like eyeing those crutches, army of large dogs would come barreling out of the house and knock her over because you know, Brandy and Storm were just like eyeing those crutches, and especially, you know, crutches don't do well around the Richards. Okay. You know that Nicole was probably like, oh, I dropped my pen, let me pick that up. Hey, where'd my crutch go?

Where'd it go? So I did this party for Kyle Richards. I lost my crutches and then I was called a slut pig about 20 times. Weird. Yeah. So she's like hobbling around on crutches and you know, Glenn ran over with this fat burger track. You know, Glenn was like, fuck this, be, okay? Not calling me again. Nicole is the Mauricio to Glenn's Rick Hilton. So Kyle's like, last year, the Princess Grace Foundation asked if we'd be willing to host a beautiful event for the Princess Grace Foundation, which is

named for Princess Grace, Princess of Modicase. You couldn't tell by the time, back then, I've mentioned Princess Grace five times in this one sentence. They're gonna, they're gonna have a, the US launch for their luxury brand started here in the backyard of a bit player in the Halloween franchise Grace Kelly So she's like yeah, and so the ladies are gonna borrow some jewelry, right? And I have pictures of it and I saw Rennas jewelry and I was like That is nice. Oh, whoa. And she talks about how Jizmanti is a bigger supporter so they offered to let them borrow their diamonds. I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? You've already got one cast member who won't give

him back and you know PK is going to be walking through their taking pictures of every little thing so we can file that on some insurance claim later. Yeah. Yes. So, anyway, the scene basically ends with Kyle, like Kyle's dogs in her room eating her shoes, which is appropriate. So then we go back to Garcell's house and Garcell has now changed into her party look, so she's all on plaid, so then Shari comes over and there's a whole bunch of like, well you look good.

Hi, how are you Garcell? And then Rinna comes over in this bizarre little outfit, the tiny little dress and then some big long boots. I didn't understand. Was she going on Love Island? It was so bizarre. It is. Patrick, so good to see you.

So good to see you. Gosh, it's Patrick. Everybody look. It's Patrick. And then I thought that in the clips they were going to show like, wow, what a good time Lee Serena had with Patrick at that party. And it's not at all.

They show a clip and he's like, I love that, I love beautiful ladies. She's like, oh, okay, really? Wow, a talking Butler. It's funny. That's before she realized he'd be a fan favorite. So she was like, you can stop talking to me now. I've got a scene to shoot.

But now she's like, how are you? Oh. And she's like, look at you, Patrick. It's like, oh, yes, uniform. And look at you. Lioness. Oh, it's like, okay, Patrick. I'm glad you're enjoying your time on television.

But I feel like it's like doing a below-decreate recap where I'm criticizing their work. Like, a Patrick as a person you've seen great is a Butler back away from the guest, okay sir? Seriously, I feel like I feel like we're gonna find out that Patrick and Kyle from below-deck matter like in some May-December relationships soon enough. Right? December relationships soon enough. Alright. So anyway, I'm... Oh, I love you, Patryng!

I love you, bye! Oh, never, I've never felt this way about someone who may feel so comfortable and that's smile. Take away everything from Patryng but keep that smile. So then, um, Rames, like, wow, look at this. This is a little mini. It's the first spark I ever bought. It's a mini Patrick.

It's a mini. Me, Patrick are close. Me, Patrick are close. So then, Sutton and Joshua arrive. Because I guess Sutton really does take Joshua everywhere now. And, um, she sees Patrick. Joshua arrived because I guess I don't really does take Joshua everywhere now and She sees Patrick and she tells us Patrick. I promise nobody's gonna threaten anyone You motherfucker dad way I got to talk to the girls And then crystal shows up in a little baby doll dress and crush

I like scrambled how old are we? Baby's first Birk in my ride. And then Sudden's wearing, and she's wearing an Hermes dress actually, and then the Kairan below says, you know, Hermes, go to a kouture dress, and then says for the price list to Sutton, Little Kyron shade from Beverly Hills.

Yeah, Cicatin does look like a magic trick. Like she's just going to be pulled out if somebody's wrist. You know, it's a lot of scarves. It's a lot of scarves, man. It's like, red, pink, yellow, motherfucker. She's handkerchiefs, crystal scrambled eggs. I feel like they're doing some weird fruit of the loom kind of thing. That's like they got the wrong memo about what their, their troop of funny things is.

So are we doing handkerchiefs? Are we doing eggs today? Well, I thought it was handkerchiefs. So Kyle sees this bag that's set and is holding. She's looking at the, who may, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the who may, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,

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the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, Jane Berkin. I feel like Jane Berkin is just pulling the biggest fucking joke on people. Jane Berkin just made a big diaper bag. Okay. It started charging $9 million for her.

And now this, the original Jane Berkin, you know, was covered in like little tiny handprints of poop and pudding, you know, from her babies at home. And now people are putting on gloves to touch the bag. Jane just wanted you to touch gloves or put on gloves to touch the bag because there was like poop on it. Okay. You know who's really mad? Tammy igloo. She's like, Hey, everyone, I got some luxury bag. They're actually hard shell and they keep things cold. Tammy, that's a cooler. But if Jane can sell a diaper bag, why can't I sell my cooler to the riches? Oh, James, like I told you to think bigger. No one wants a bag that doesn't squish Tammy. They would have, eggly would have been a lot bigger if Tammy igloo had been like this igloo cooler bag will

be $9,000. There was that one cooler that took Kickstarter by store my 10 years ago. Remember it was like a smart cooler and was like look it's a cooler but it's a refrigerator and there's cup holders and then everyone went wild for it. No. No. So anyway, you need coolers. Like go to a game. No. Parking a lot party. No, no again. Hey, let's go hang out with the like. No, no. Turns out it was just a fridge that they just said was a cooler. Yeah.

What are you throwing around a fridge? But anyway, I have to say Kyle charging for the bags and sudden being like, you've got to put on gloves. Kyle was like doing a stick, but we also know that Kyle was 100% not doing a stick, right? Like she just saw those bags and that rage took her like she was like, I need this right now. That was, that, I'm going to say that was only 47% joke what she was doing. That's actually how she became good at Halloween, you know, they would just hold

a bag at the end of the park and just watch Kyle ride. Like, that's the first realistic take we've gotten to Kyle. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap-ins. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest and insightful take on parenting. Hosted by myself, Megan Galey, Chris Garcia, and Kurt

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to, I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts, you can listen ad free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. They're joking about Kyle being desperate for the best bag. And then Kyle tells us, she's like, sing right now is awkward because like now, like the situation has happened between Lisa and my sister. Yeah, that you fucking egged on Kyle that you started and got Kathy all upset about and then egged on by looking like the biggest victim in the world. Kyle.

And didn't squash either, by the way. Right. Now this is Kyle's like a big like the final episode. Kyle's going to be like a good person now. Okay. Yeah. And I have to say, as much as Kyle makes me crazy, I fell for it a little bit. I was like, well, at least it's fine.

I'll try 100% fell for it. And tell it turns out that Kyle really only cared because it's gonna hurt her invitation to a famous person's wedding, really. Well, no, no, no, it wasn't that it was gonna hurt her invitation. It was more that it's gonna hurt the chances of more famous people coming to her daughter's wedding. That was the whole thing. She's like, I just want Kathy. She wants Paris-Soldan at Paris wedding. That's what it is. So I don't know if this Paris wedding is going to be part of the Netflix show that she and Marit Rousseau sold about the agency. I'm assuming it is and I'm assuming

she wants, she wants a parasol moment there. But that being said, I was with you. I was kind of like, you know, this is the most Kyle has stood up against Rina and Erica this episode. So I kind of like took my bread crumbs where I could. Yeah, you take what you can.

So then Kyle's like, yeah, well, I just hope this apology from Kathy's enough. I mean, she did the whole, just came down the ponderosa, man, from Cartwright Village. I mean, that was a huge thing for her to do twice in one day. And, you know, when she did the bananza thing, like she knows how much I love the bananza thing because as we all know, that was the first audition that Kim didn't get. It makes me so happy to think of that show.

So, Kyle tells Garcelle, oh, and for this party, for my Grace Kelly party, like I know you have a Grace Kelly purse, but like for the Grace Kelly party, which is different because it's Grace Kelly. Like she asked for me personally, we're gonna be borrowing thousands of dollars of diamonds. I mean, Greta gets to do her famous. By the way, I want to point out something that I thought was so funny. Just go do it, go back

like one second. When Kyle said, was talking about Rina and wanting, you know, that hoping that now that Kathy has a apology, she hopes that Rina's accepting apology and she goes, I, you know, I hope that we can all move on because selfishly that makes my life easier. And I just love the fact. I love Kyle basically implying that she's going through so many hardships as she's at an Hermes event, talking about jewelry that they're going to get to wear at a Grace Kelly event. It's like, because my life is hard right now.

Paris might not come to Paris wedding, so. So then in the kitchen, Josh is talking to Patrick and it's hilarious. He's like, so do you have a husband? He's like, oh no, I ain't butterfly. I go from flower to flower. Josh was like, wow, I think, yes, first, the good sex.

That's my philosophy, but I can be a good friend. I have wonderful hands for massage. Eh, Josh said, keep it in the gloves, sir. Keep it in the gloves. And so I'm like, where's my drink, Josh? And Garthell says, oh, he's busy talking to Patrick. Where's her drink, Josh? Josh is like, listen, we've already established

that we're just gonna be friends. Patrick is. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Patrick, for a moment, Josh quickly put the kibosh after that massage comment. He was like, hey everyone, just announcing to the room that we are just friends, just friends. That's all. Yeah. Wow. Professional, professional stuff there.

So Garsell's like, she's talking to Sutton and she's like, oh, hello lover to a purse. And she says that yellow is her favorite color. And so I'm like, oh god, if you butt the yellow, get the yellow. Mother, what girl? I'm like, geez, the woman had a sparking birthday party, okay? This is the first event that Garsell wished Diana had shown up to. Because like, Diana would have been the one, like, no, have been the one like, no, I get it for you. I get it for you.

Me, my new baby. But no Diana, so that meant that Marcel had to buy her own Birken bag today. You know, that's the thing about Diana. She really hasn't bought anybody anything. So fuck her, okay? Fuck Diana even more. Because what's the point of having a friend that loaded,

they never even try to buy your friendship, okay? It's really free. So it's not free for you. Okay, it's like the tax system. Yeah, notice that Bravo has quietly just minimized Diana's presence on the show over the past few weeks. Like she's clearly getting fired. Yeah, and rightfully so. Although she had a decent episode today, so someone gets a purse. Oh, our cell, our cell gets a purse. Whether or not like get the bag, get the bag, get the bag. I was like, please stop chanting this because otherwise, Kyle is going to whip her ponytail around and do the splits. So just stop the chanting. We do not like to do rhythm around Kyle. So now Kyle is doing this new thing where she's

going to go against the Fox Force 5, right? And so she has to pretend she's friends with other people and it's hilarious. Like she's talking to Garsell like they're just best buddies. She's like, so I'm just gonna talk to you like this Garsell. So I'm really upset and coming to a friend. When the fuck have you ever talked to Garsell except to ask her to pay for the charity event last year? Like when have you ever talked to Garza? Shut up Kyle. Yeah, and that's bullshit from you. Get their talk about the kids and Kyle saying,

how porous is this tall as she is now? And Garza's like, my kids were, they're always like, you're so short, mom. And Kyle goes, well, my sister, Kathy came over yesterday. I was like, okay, so Kyle has done with a small talk. She wants to start the shit talk now. And Garza was like, oh, well, my sister, Kathy came over yesterday. I was like, okay, so Kyle is done with a small talk. She wants to start the shit talk now. And Garth's also like, oh, well, how was she?

Well, she apologized. She did my favorite bit from Bonanza. And Garth also goes, for, which is a nice variation on the, what? But she's like, what is she apologizing for? And Kyle tells her, well, you guys went to bed, but Kathy got really upset and she had a meltdown and then when I came back then she apologized. And I know that wasn't easy for her to say that I'm terrible at Kathy helping me,

terrible human being, she said, she said, hi, it's me, Kathy, I'm a fucking horrible sister and horrible human being. And then I was like, yeah, so let's just move on, you know, doesn't that sound normal? And Garce, those like, well, she is your sister Kyle. She is your sister. Yeah, and then we got to a son who's talking to Patrick and she's like, Patrick, uh, now that you and Joshua have become great friends, but apparently not fuck buddies because he's been friends-zoned and already, that means you can come over to my house now and he's like, no bitch, no. No, my de lunch and lady, I will not be coming to your house.

So, I, you know, and like this fight between Kathy and Lisa, I mean, in this town, all roads lead back to me. And she says, you know, I can't do that because my family is just gonna be so set and I've got a kid getting married. And if it's not just my sisters, I won't see, I won't get to see my niece's or my nephew's either. And they're very, very famous most of them,

some of them not for the best reasons, but. Yeah, yeah. And then Kyle tells us you know Paris and Nikki are like my little sisters and Paris actually looks a lot like me I mean people do think that her twins which means I'm just as famous as she is or maybe she's just as famous as I am at this point The point is how can you have a wedding and not invite like the other version of you am I right? Yeah, and then we get clips of Vanderpump going, Oh, in Kyle, you told me you were uninvited.

I'm uninvited to the wedding, second, I can't go to the wedding. And you, Maurizio. I'm not going. And you, so feelin' a red, I'm not really sure why you're here, but are you going in any of these wedding? I'm going. Okay, and you, other daughter? Just went around the table. I'm the only people that were still invited were like

Porsche to be the flower girl and the other one, Alexis, I think. Like two of the kids to go. No, the two kids were not going. It was just like Kyle. By the way, also in the middle of this, Garsell does say, she tells us that basically, you know, I, in my family, there were five girls,

there's always drama. And if Kyle wants to sweep that drama under the rug to keep her family intact, then Rinna should butt out of it. And I was like, it was like the first of many standing ovation I gave Garcell this entire episode. Yeah, Garcell really nailed it, this episode. So Rinna's like, Garcell, Garcell,-Sell! It's me, Miss Rina. I love to suck on you.

I love to suck on myself. Hey, Patrick! I love to suck on myself! And she's like, um, yeah, well, Doreet sent a text and said she couldn't come because she had personal stuff. And, um, well, no, Doreread wasn't there because of Jagger's birthday. And then Erica texted Garcell because she's dealing with some personal stuff. A.K.A. she hates Garcell. And then Diana's baby is sick. Um, and furthermore, uh, Diana also said, well,

uh, this is basically pop up store in a apartment. So you have store dust and apartment dust. So it cannot go. I'm allergic to store poor and dust. No, no, no. No. So then son goes, or sell, I have a word of warning. Okay, on the bumble. Last night, there was a man who I thought was very nice

and he called me and we were DM me and then we were talking and it went on for 40 minutes and suddenly the line went dead right after I said you're a motherfucker and I texted him and I went green and I guess he blocked me. I think he got busted. Busted by his wife or his girlfriend. He got busted, these men. And that's how it goes. Oh busted while the bustling a nut being there.

I'm really sexual. It's like Patrick, go back on the helix. Sexual. It's like Patrick, go back to the kitchen. All right. Josh was like, we're friends, we're friends. We're just friends, everyone. Please, please, I do not bust his nuts. He's like, hey, Josh, where are you?

I didn't know that lampshade. I didn't think Kyle responds to a son's story, because son's like, I think he was busted. By his wife. And Kyle goes, or were your clumsy or were you clumsy with your words and offended him? What's like, wow, just a classic Kyle Richard Zinger right there. Yeah. So, Rina, so Garsell says, oh, well, Kathy's not here either, but Rina you said you or I heard that you saw Kathy and when it's like oh well, yes I saw Kathy. Yes, I did it was it was good. Go ahead overall

It was good. It was a good thing. Overall. It was good to have happened. It was good It was good. You know compared to you know like It was good. It was good. You know, compared to, you know, like Z's, it was good. Compared to terrorism, it was good. Compared to natural disaster, I would say it was good. Compared to normal everyday things. Bad. It was bad. But other things. It was like watching those basically like sitting through dead men walking. You know, it's good to be there, but you're watching a serial killer. But you know that Susan Sarandon will probably do good things for this in the end. But right now you're just sitting through a movie about a serial killer. I'm like, why am I here? Why? You know, you know, it's like, you know, when the frogs came raining down on Egypt, you know, the Hebrews, it was good, but for Pharaoh it was bad. So, you know, I guess it all depends. Now I wonder, I mean, if Kathy Hilton were

a plague, which she basically is, she's a good plague, because she's terrible. Yeah, it's good, overall, yeah. How did you feel Kyle? And Kyle's like, well, I mean, I felt better because obviously she apologized, so we can move on. Right? And we're gonna go,

Garceau, how much do you know about Aspen? How much does everybody know? How much does everyone know about Aspen? Right? Right? And Gersel's like, uh, not much. I mean, she texted me at about 1250 that night. And Rinne goes, oh, interesting, because I got a text at 1253. Wow. Wow. Time. Isn't that crazy? Wow. Wow Wow! Gotta text three minutes later.

That's pretty damning. I think we can all agree. We can all agree. It's pretty bad. This just in on Redara Online. Cathielton texts someone three minutes after she texts a different person. Absolute answer. He just passes via the bicycle.

Well, we can't recall her just something mystery. Cathiel texted me three minutes later. All brings everything. She's a murderer. What? And then, wait, but then when it goes, which I didn't get until the morning, because I'd come to bed.

I'll be like, wow, great story. Yeah. Thanks for that. Thanks for the incredibly nuanced experience about how you can get into text. Audible original with that The arc the arc so she's like yeah, there's no one asked her like why did you go to bed at 12 53? It might and she goes yeah because I lock myself in the bedroom and grisog goes why?

She's well, I was shook because the behavior that was going on. I hear that shook is a popular word. I've seen it on TikTok. I've seen it on my daughter's TikTok. Yeah. I was shook. I am shut. I went to a restaurant and I was shook. I was so shook that they actually serve me a shak shuka. I didn't even know you could have a breakfast. That was made of being shook. I was so shook, I had a turban on my head. That's a suck.

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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh so nice. Oh yes, oh yes, I did. Oh yes, I did. And Grisel just sighs. Other than she's like, oh, okay, we're about, okay. So then Kyle's like, tells us, I mean, just accept it, just accept the apology and move on because like, Rinne can be like a dog with a bone.

And then, but I'd like to point out here, I have to point out here. Kyle purposely went to Garsell to make Garsell bring all of this stuff up in front of everybody, which she did, you know, because Garsell will do some extra plan shit. Yeah, she does it. And then that leads Rina to tell everybody in the cast how fucking crazy Kathy is. So Kyle may act like she's, oh, she just wants everything to be better. But before she makes it better,

she wants to make sure everybody knows that Kathy's fucking insane, right? And notice that Kyle keeps telling us, I just wish Rinna would accept the apology, but she doesn't actually say that to Rinna. She, like Kyle just has to say, like she had said to many other people, because she has not afraid to speak up.

She has to say, you know what? I understand that you're a man, but you have to drop it, because this is my sister and I've had enough. Like that people because she has not afraid to speak up. She had to say, you know what, I understand that you're a man, but you have to drop it because this is my sister and I've had enough. Like that's what she has to do, but she's just like, oh! But then anyway, we get a montage of Rina going, I'm still kinda shook.

I'm shook, I'm shook. God, I was shook. I was shook. I was shook. I'm shook. I'm feeling shook. It says 20 seconds earlier. Shock. I was shook. I was shook. I'm feeling shook. It says 20 seconds earlier. Shock.

So then Kyle, this is the crux of Kyle's problem. She goes, well, I think that now Rina is more upset that she had to witness than witness this than she is about standing up for me. Like, it's fine if it's about Kyle, But it's not the way that Rin is playing it. So Rin is doing what Kyle wants, just not in the exact way that Kyle wants. So Kyle's like, well, she did apologize and Rinne goes, wow, yeah. And this is something you now have to live with.

You have to live with this, Kyle. You need to get Kathy some help. You need to get her some help some help from Shooking Bay. Okay. I have said and baby shook syndrome. That's what I have. Shooking baby syndrome. Okay. And she's like, yeah, you have to deal with this. And Kyle says, do I have to? I'm feeling really uncomfortable. I mean, my sister apologized. I have to move on. Well, I've tried to be very protective, I think.

And Kyle's like, well, you tried to be protective. What are you talking about? You're telling everyone this woman is insane. What are you talking about? You're during your part there family, and Kyle goes, what's yourself in my shoes right now? Okay, they're not shoes anyone wants to be wearing.

Okay, they're actually from Kyle by Shaheeda. So I know this from experience. And they've got holes in them because Stormy found them this morning back. She's a, it's a sore spot for me. So how wild makes a big scene of getting up and walking off, right? And so everyone's like, Oh my God, where's Kyle going? I have to. I'm going through so much right now. So she walks off and everybody does, yeah, it's hard for her. It's hard. When you realized your sister is the shooky monster. When your sister is an expert at shooking and driving. So, sudden, it's like, well, I thought of a ruckus was about to dress code, okay?

Cause apparently a lot of people at the club couldn't hear anything, because it was loud. There was a lot of noise, and apparently that noise was not Billie Jean by Michael Jackson or a Congolene song, so we're both. So then, Rina now goes up to cows, are you okay? I don't wanna be talking about this either, but you know, hashtag shook.

And it's a tricky situation, but I hope she gets the help that she needs. I mean, I really meant that yesterday. I really, really did, shook, shook. And Carl's like, well, she's telling us, not Ren, of course. She's putting me in a worse position. I mean, Taunting Kathy is not gonna help, you know, I just wanted to move on. So, so really, because yeah, you know, I pray for her. I do. I pray for her. And I just hope she takes it. Hope she takes this. And she goes, how can I learn from this? How, how can I be better? How can I grow from this? You know what I mean? You know what I'm the incredible shook. You know, she can't help it. She gets mad. She turns green. she gets back, her chamo leggings fly off. Then she's naked, naked in a club,

asking her belly, Jane. How can she, how can she realize her healthier options than going to have dinner at the shook shack? Am I right? So now it's time to go from the Air Man's Party where the Kelly is being sold. It's the actual Grace Kelly party at Culls House. And so now everyone's in the glam.

Kyle's trying to do her makeup but the dogs are fighting on the bed and then they're fighting under feet. She's like, guys, I almost booked my eye out. The dog to like, the plan is working. The dogs probably tell each other the same thing when Kyle has all the housewives over. Like, oh my God, I wish it would stop fighting.

Try to do my eye makeup. So then, I have to be gay. Try to choose that ball. Sitting in. Try to choose that ball. Yeah. So then if he can to reach house, if he can, it's like, baby, talk to me.

Motai, astrate ties. Ooh, I think a regular straight tie, I think. Problem. What is it? I don't have that. I think a regular straight tie I think Problem What is it? I don't have that Why would you ask me PK? Well, I was expecting to go with the other toy. It's like a full-on sitcom scene from like 1987 Yeah, I'll still fall for it though. I love them except I got it wrong the bow tie of the straight tire switch Sorry, sorry guys. I didn't want to correct you were in such a you're in on such a role.

I didn't want to be like, oh, hello. Uh, there's an official correction on the podcast. So, uh, Diana now Diana's in glam and like the baby is crying somewhere. And she's like, Asha, why is the crying baby, my baby cry? Why Tia Tia from baby? Asha and, and Yiana, Ellie, Ellie, but the baby cry, it's a baby, baby's cry, that's why.

Yeah, that's what happens, you know. Unless you shook them. So then, I'm probably so cry. So, so then we go to ourselves and she comes down and some kind of white, the white outfit with like poof sleeves and green. She's like emerald earrings and green lips, which I like in a kind of like an alphabet

wicked kind of tribute little green, which little do we know Wizard of Oz is not leaving us tonight. Okay. It's the first hint of it that we get. Oh, I didn't realize there was a, well, I will wait. I will wait to see where that comes, where we see more of that. So Erica is a friend of Dorothy. Okay, go ahead, carry on. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. So Erica is meanwhile, she's in glam, of course, and she's like I can't wait for diamonds

I don't know who's showing up. I'm just gonna be like race Kelly and rise above it all And I'm sure that'll be the last for five minutes. I'm like well Grace Kelly also Crash not to not to make light of it, but like, you know, I feel like Eric is gonna take it out. When I happen to Grace Kelly, that's how she died, you got into a car accident. I just literally made a joke about this poor woman dying. I don't know what's wrong with me.

You made the shaking baby joke, and I was like, I will top that, I will top that right now. Sorry, everyone. Sorry, all you Grace Kelly heads. Yeah, geez. So then, Crystal is driving with Rob and her brother in the back seat and they're talking about the Grace Kelly foundation and her brother's like,

I want to grill. And she goes, yeah, I don't think Grace Kelly wore a grill. He goes, yes, she did. They had whack teeth back in the day. She's like, back in the day, geez. Like she died in like 1951 or something. So yeah, and he's acting like she's like, he's like in a, like it's like medieval times.

Anyway, I'm just trying to explain, hit his joke, because I wanna make sure it really lands properly for Jeff. So Lisa and the Erica are riding together in their escalade of doom and Lisa's like, ha ha ha ha ha. My public says called me so many times this week. Escalade of doom and Lisa's like My publicist called me so many times this week. She goes they have such inside information You have no idea and Kathy lawyers are trying to kill it sending cease and desist all over the place It's a known fact. What's going on? It's a known fact. I'm like well I hope that Lisa had this energy for when Diana sent cease to sister various podcasters and Instagram content creators across the internet because she certainly seems

worked up about season to sister right now. Yes, for someone who wants to talk about it all, she sure she sure mum on that front. I mean, she is in the room 23, but to so. So then we see a headline of what she's talking about and it says Garsell Bove and Sutton Strack reportedly missed Erica's hair launch amid feud. Plus did friend Kathy Hilton refuse to film. And then we see that clip again of Kathy saying, I just wrote something that I was screaming and yelling and that was not me at all. And then we cut to a gay doing a podcast saying,

like, I think Kathy is lying to her teeth from people that witnessed a lot of this meltdown. And she went crazy. And I think she probably has these ten terms in meltdowns often. And somebody clearly had loose lips if they're spilling these details. Yes, Zach, Lisa Rinne did.

Your friends with Lisa Rinne, everybody freaking knows it. Okay, I see you all over Twitter kissing Lisa Rinne's butt. K-Zack, come on now, girl. And I've been on Zack's podcast, he's really a sweet guy. Oh, really? And he does a really good job. Yeah, he's a really sweet guy. I did read for Lisa Rinne's been on this podcast,

too, he should also mention. Oh, but like, he's a really sweet guy, like I like Zack, but Zack, come on now. But also, congrats on getting real housewives of Beverly Hills. That's so fucking awesome. The pendulum swing so fast on our podcast. Well, it does, because you know, you have to call it that,

but I do like the guy. But calm down. No, it's so cool that he got on TV like that. That was really cool. So that I'm going to give him all we take. But go listen to his podcast, okay? Especially if you love Lisa Rima, because he loves some Lisa Rina.

Okay. Well, I used to be a big release, a Rena fan too. I don't know why I need to interject that. I think that anyway. Ron, you wanted to tell people what to say. It's like a survivor's club. So, Rina's like,

so, hence the text I got that said, silence is golden, terrorist threat, red. Okay. Yeah, came on. Shook mobile. Oh, man. So, um, Serena tells us, as much as Kathy wants to silence me,

she knows what she did. She acted like a fool at that club. Her behavior was disgusting. So now all of a sudden, the press has gotten hold of it. It's everywhere. It's everywhere. What's your big silence?

Because she was mad at a club for crying out loud. We've also seen all the DMs at least are in a wood sandwich people saying that Kathy, hinting that Kathy was using racist language and this and that and trying to get that story out. So I'm guessing what they're saying is all the stuff Kathy is trying to kill is about that, right? The racist and the homophobic supposed stuff

that Kathy said, and that's what she's getting killed. And if she's getting it killed, and if she has a liable lawsuit that could go somewhere, it's because it's not true. Like there's no one to back that up, that's crazy. The story is getting crazier and crazier as it comes. Yeah, it sounds like the season to assist the Kathy is sending out.

It's actually, we always assumed it was because there was something like terrible. That was said like that. But now it's starting to look more and more like she's sending the season to assist to be like, you know what, fuck you. Like this is between my sister and I, so just shut the fuck up, let us deal with it. So, Rene is like, yeah, well as much as Kathy would like to silence me, she knows what she did. She knows what she did. Jack had like a fool.

So then we see another headline that says Kathy Hilton has meltdown during Aspen trip, got into shouting match with nightclub employee over Michael Jackson. And then Rene is like, I can't make it go away. I think you know I am so shook by it because that was a real shook. That was not a Ben and Ronnie added shook that was a real shook on the show I was so shook by it because I've never seen a human being behave like that in my Life roll the clip from Amsterdam. I would like to show that as evidence. I've never seen something like that We don't even have to go back that far roll back two weeks when you're like

don't even have to go back that far. Roll back two weeks when you're like, that is what I want to hear. I want to hear it. I want to shut up. Jesus, Rina. So, um, yeah, you did that four weeks ago and Erica did it two weeks ago. So you're on kind of shaky grant here, lady. So, Erica, it's just like, oh, good. Like, she's just so because Rina, you know know when you're going with a partner somewhere, a friend somewhere, and that friend is ready to just make all kinds of drama, and you just want to eat. Yeah, you're like, I'm coming from a place of positivity. She's like, I want to end the season on the high note. You like, have a happy, nice moment. She's like, oh, Rina's going to ruin this for me tonight. I already know it. Yes, and Rina, who is saying that Kathy Hilton is so jealous of the Kardashians, is wearing a Kim Kardashian literal outfit,

the purple body sleeve that covers the whole hand. And she's even got her hair and the Kim Kardashian hair due from that outfit. Although, the hair is also kind of Lisa Vanderpumpian. I have to say. You know what, Ben? I swear, I took, I'm gonna text this to you right now. I took a still while I was watching it.

It's crazy. I thought it was Vanderpump, because I pressed pause and it stopped on this and I was like, what the hell? Yes, like just, can you put it up on the screen for the people? Oh yeah, I guess I could do that. Why don't you just do that? Do it, put it up for the screen.

Okay, while you're getting it ready, I'm missing a song. I'm shooketh, I'm so shooketh. I am more shook than a book about being shook. That was the end of my song. I hope you found it already. Okay, here it is. Yeah. Little shook, little shook the chorus.

I have never seen a plant act that way before my life ever. I was shocked. Wow. Welcome to the Barnes & Noble Shook Store. Okay. Got a lot of Shook to sell here. Doesn't that look just like her to you? God, that looks like her mom.

Yeah, I agree. I definitely had like a moment where it wasn't that moment, but I think maybe it did just a different moment where I paused. And I thought, that's exactly Vanderpump's, like, hairstyle. Yeah, like she just comes in and steals souls. And then later she steals, she steals Garcels thing, where she's like, I don't have to make you look bad, you make yourself look bad. You know that old thing.

Yeah, she's, yeah, she's just a repeater. Okay. So anyway, the point is I'm getting lost. I'm getting lost in all that's okay. So the point is diamonds. Okay. So the diamonds is, I'm getting lost. I'm getting lost in all. That's okay. So the point is diamonds, okay. So the diamonds are set out of kiles. And kiles like honey, can you take about the ring you bought me, because I have a new one.

And it's a gigantic $1 million diamond. You know what they say, a diamond is a, is a Jamie Lee Curtis, a gay, a girl's best friend. So kiles like in this town, Beverly Hills part is just so big, because the more time as you have, the more money people feel like they're having to spend in this town. Because we're also shallow that we want to be the person who spends the most. So Kyle basically, I'm surprised that like the, the, the, I'm surprised that

there weren't holes in her wall from her nipples being so a wrecked from wearing all this jewelry right now. They're putting a $3 million necklace around her. She's got the $1 million ring. I mean, she, like, she's going to pass out from joy. Yeah. Now, she even tells us she goes, I feel like more than a million bucks because I am. So you were so evil. And then they have to follow that up by just disturbing the shit out of all of us.

So then we go to Doree and PK driving over and Doreet's like, baby, have a tool gelatelet that I love your sweetheart. He's like, yeah, actually you told me this morning, did the show, yeah. Well, no, I did get get laid but it was the potato chip not I'm complaining really it's still kind isn't it weird that Rod Stewart hasn't made an appearance on the show I feel like he's a sort of random celebrity who would just be at one of these parties he has he has like they'd have like a

Kyron that would just say Rod Stewart he's just there bumbling around like Britz is grace and I, we went to grace and go together. I'm a heart and sadness with love and gladness. Okay, Rod, you don't have to bungle your lyrics, your own song, you can go now. Why do I think that he's been on this? Well, you know, obviously Ken's wigs, but I think that's why. I think it's because Ken kind of has a Rod Stewart energy. But I looked it up and it said rod Stewart's wife turned down Beverly Hills

And then oh, this is why Adrian Maloof 51 splits with rods Stewart's 32-year-old son you go girl. This was in 2013 was Rachel Hunter the Was she ever in contention to be on this show? Because she is that she's part of the extended rods Stewart universe Hunter, was she ever in contention to be on this show? Because she's part of the extended rods to her universe. I think it's his ex. We're just not dark, we're just going random things now.

No, she's not. Okay, so I'd like to look. So then Kyle is doing the, hi, how are you? I'm up to think she does. And Faye Resnick is here, ladies and gentlemen. So, like, way for Faye, ladies and gentlemen. And Kyle just walks up to Faye with her hand out. She's just like, Faye, can you believe it? Can you believe it? Just like showing, just shoving the ring right in front of Faye Resnick'six face, like I didn't get any jewelry for you,

Faey, even though you're my best friend, but you can look at mine, okay? And this is where Asher comes in a shirt button down to his belly button and Dorothy choose from Wizard of Oz, the red slippers. So, you know, not looking good for Wizard of Oz tonight. Yes, there you go, Okay, I forgot about that. I'm also wondering if you was hoping to maybe

like swept up into the Grace Kelly Foundation program. He's like, I'm a young artist. Here, let me sing my five and a half minute song with No Corus, where in the music video I am holding a bird and a microphone for no good reason. But look, Asher seems like a little thirsty money grubber, but you got to give him credit. You know, once that house fell on Diana, he took those shoes right off. And it made a whole film out of it.

Deck the color, baby. You go. Whoever knew chip would grow up to be wearing Dorothy shoes. Right? So Diana, they walk in, no one's there to greet them. And Diana's like, and the producer says, so most of the women borrow our borrowing jewelry, like, why did you choose not to borrow it in the jewelry? And she starts waving her hands and she goes, I'm just going to do these and you figure out the carrots. Congratulations, darling. So the brother, Crystal's brother comes in and he's like,

do you have grills? And then Mauricio and PK are talking. And Mauricio is like, oh, nice suit. Where did you get this target? What is that from target? Friend babe. Friend babe. This is Alexander McQueen, friend babe. Friend babe. This is Alexander McQueen.

Friend babe. Don't lie. It's not. It's from Target. It's McQueen babe. It's Target. It's McQueen babe. It's from Target.

How long will keep this up, Mauricio? One more time. It's from Target, isn't it? So Diana's all the girls are like, oh my god, Danny, you look just like Jessica rabbit. And then they're asking where Kathy is and Carl's like, um, Kathy is out of town. And that's the only reason she's not here. She's legitimately out of town. So yeah, she says she's not not here for any reason, which is a lie.

Like Kathy is clearly not want to, want to want to be around Rina. So then sudden and and sudden is arriving with the Garsell and sudden is like reading stats about Kyle's house. For some reason, it was built in 1880 and it was robbed in 2019 and new floors were put in to mimic people from 2017 to present. Great. One of the saddest pieces of Flores and artwork you'll ever see hangs in the lobby. Thank you for coming to my tour. So then yeah, so basically they all come in. Garsell is not wearing not borrowing jewelry because it's going to mess up with her, mess her like green look going on.

And there's just a lot of like, wah, wah, a lot of kissing and lows, you know. So Kyle and it's talking to Crystal and Crystal's like everything okay, and she goes, oh my God, I just have like a lot of things going on, you know, because things are just being talked over and over and over and in this town It's really gonna hurt me the most and crystals like yeah, this why isn't this just worked out with you and Kathy

She goes yeah, did it really need to go to the blogs? Did it yeah, and then we see another podcast or someone named Ken Pire saying did Kathy I didn't have a full-on meltdown during the Aspen trip? And then we see a headline, Kathy Hilton sends Lisa Rina, seasoned assist after Aspen blowout. Yeah, and Kyle's like, I mean, these rumors aren't even true,

and it was leaked, it was leaked. And we all heard it, we all saw it, but Eric and Rina are the ones that are most upset about it. And then we see Kathy Hilton sends Lisa Rina, seasoned assist after Aspen blow out. Anchorous was like, well, what's the motive? Like, what, what, like, what's the point of even doing this? I mean, she has so many friends. I mean, who cares if she loses 14 of

them? Am I right? So Kyle is like, cause like, well, it's not like everyone around here is an angel. Okay, you don't get to decide what apologies are extensible or what someone needs to do to be forgiven. I mean, was she an asshole? Yes. Has she always been terrible to me? Yes. Have I worked harder than any of my sisters

to keep our family together? Yes. Was she a total bitch? And should she always feel guilty about not inviting me to Paris's or to Nikki's wedding until the very last minute? Yes. But you know what? Was she the was she the standing for Freddie Krueger on Nightmare on Elm Street? Yes, yes she was,

but the fact is I'm the one who's gonna be here at the end and this is about me and my children. And then we just hear Rina. Children and then we just hear Rina Oh, they're crazy blue body song You look like a bottle of Windex. Would you just be quiet over there? Yeah, and so uh, so Rida comes in like how are you? And Kyle's kind of ignoring her a little bit like not a lot lot but just a little bit enough that like we can sort of see that it's never things not great and Rinna's just doing the fake thing everyone is so gorgeous just gorgeous gorgeous and then she goes up to the bar

and she's like all right I'm gonna try to do this on my own this time I will order first Alright, I'm gonna try to do this on my own this time. I will order first. Can I get a Belvedere vodka with soda and lemon? Carcass in. Carcassin? Did you want to write? Oh! Carcassin? Me coming double. So Eric was like, well technically I'm not supposed to move drink, but that's how it'll work for me and my alcohol. Mike and I double, Johnny. I think of the exact same drinks. Yeah, and then the Grace Calu lady makes a speech.

She's like, you guys, blood diamonds. They call blood diamonds because they're so fucking hard to get them. Right? They have made a movie about it. I just want you all to know how much pain you're borrowing tonight. You're welcome. Support Grace Calu, She was super pretty. Yeah, tonight we are celebrating launch

the first ever luxury brand founded entirely for good. I was like, okay, we'll give it like six months before the scandals come out. Chris Callie's slave labor celebration. Thanks for coming everybody. That's luxury for good. Thanks for coming, everyone. That's luxury. It's a good luxury for good. So ourselves like now see, this is where I was cracking up at Wizard of Oz, because Garsell who's like the wicked witch of the whatever color green comes up to

after and she goes, Oh, Ash, I need those Dorothy slippers. I was like, even in Beverly Hills, the one in green is trying to steal the red shoes. He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, even in, even in. Even in this town. I would never be caught dead in red. So now, so the people everyone sits down and Doreet's like, who sits next to me?

Gee, who's gonna be there? And Eric is like, I believe that PK says next to you. Oh, I forgot about PK. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Like, what is this sitcom that PK and Doreet are doing this? It's like, like, Reston P's Alan thing, but like, I feel like he's gonna show up any moment. Yeah, I don't think.

Because to valenthic. So, there's like a ripping sound and cows like, oh my god, my husband is like sitting on my friends. I will cut you in my reach, yeah. He's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. And so, there's Served, Steak, and Kyle and Garsell are talking and cows like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I mean, it may really hurt Kyle and Kathy's relationship. Is it worth it? Only running nose. Shrung. It was great.

I mean, Garsell knows how to do the soap opera game too. I have to say, she really does. So Kyle saying how she's like, well, well, you know, Kathy, you know, she apologized to me and she apologized to Lisa. And she goes, for what? Sorry, I didn't know how to land that what that time because it wasn't a surprise what, it was more of a curious what,

but it's hard to break out of the original what. So let me try that again. For what? Mm-hmm. Well, she and Erica said that she talked bad about me and I don't want it to cause a problem with my sisters. You know what I mean? And Garce says like, well, your friends don't seem to care about you because if they did,

they'd let it go. I mean, what do you want from me, Kyle? Your friends suck. Okay. Yeah. How many times do people have to tell you? Yeah. And Garsell's like, I mean, if Erica and Kyle really cared for you, she's telling us this,

if they really cared for you, they would drop it and they're not doing it. So this is their agenda. So which I was like, yes! So Erica, meanwhile, Erica and Vena are sitting like directly across from them, basically. At first I thought they were sitting at a different table but then as the camera's hands out, we see that they are like right there.

Oh really, I thought they were at different tables too. No, they're like, it's basically, like someone's sitting across from Marcel and then the next plate or two down is just Erica. I think it's just like one plate down is Erica. You know? No, because they made it look like they're staring at each other. Like, Rina and Erica are staring at Kyle McCross the room,

right? And they're staring at them back like while they talk about each other. So then Erica and Rina, Erica's like, Well, I tell you right now, those two are coming for me.ina, Erica's like, well, I tell you right now, those two are coming for me. And Rina's like, oh, meet you. And then back to Garsell. And she goes, well, honestly, I think this is all to distract from Erica. Yeah. Which is, I was like, so great to like hear it actually be spoken on the show because it's what everyone's been saying

great to like hear it actually be spoken on the show because it's what everyone's been saying online and in person, but you always feel like, you know, like, oh, we wish it's always like, oh, I wish they would realize this and so I have Garsell really say that was just like so wonderful. Yeah, and then Kyle looks at her like, oh, I haven't thought of that shut up Kyle. So Garsell's like, well, yeah, we're not talking about Eric anymore. We're talking about Kathy. And that's just my opinion. And so then they start playing biabolical music. It's like, and Kyle looks at Erica with the soapy look. And Erica looks at Kyle with what I think is supposed to be a soapy look. But it's just Erica's like tired slack like lip face, where she's like, I don't know, look. Yeah.

And Kyle starts acting like she's in a spy thriller, you know, and she's like, I feel like we're being watched. I'm like, yeah, because you're talking about Eric right in front of her face. So Kyle says that she feels like, an opportunity has been taken advantage of and Garsell's like, well, they're running with it. I mean, that's your sister.

You need to stand up for your sister. Kyle's like, hmm, yeah, I'm going to take that under consideration. I'll let you know if I decide to actually stand up for my sister, but for right now, not sure if I'm going to do that. So Garcell's like, well, I'm cold. Leters. Hello, heaters. I have never seen a heater act so out of control. I am shook. How are you, heaters? So Diana, Diana's like, it got cold and this is Kyle's fault. She hosts the party in February without heater. Who does that? Yeah, they're all complaining about how cold it got and it's like oh my god It is so cool. It goes outside temperature

62 degrees and they put the 62 with like frigid cold blue farms So old blue farms. So they go over to this like little couch area and everybody ends up kind of gathering over there. So when I was like, what's happening? What is that? What's happening? Can't wait to find out. Hey, Rob just asked me if I stole cookies from children, which I think is a weird question. I'm gonna start. Oh, see, it's for cut fitness. That's good enough for me. So Garsell is like, well, I want to know because I feel like I'm out of the loop about what happened in Aspen.

So what are you so offended about that you needed an apology from Kathy and when it goes, oh, oh, I don't need anything from Kathy. She goes, well, so then if Kathy apologized, we should let it go. She's, who's not letting it go? Why are you saying that? Why are you saying we should let it go? Who are you talking to? What needs to be let go of? What are you saying? What's the problem? What's happening? Anchor says like well, I guess I'm talking about you two like Rina and Erica and Erica's me too And when it goes wow Why do you have an attitude about this? I sense an attitude coming from you and I'm like, why? Like, you know, this is Rina, who just said, why? Why? What's like, what do I have to let go of?

What's not, like, Rina was the one with the most attitude. Yes, and you gotta love Rina. Like, she's not enough shit right now. She's gonna just top it off with some microaggressions. Like, you fucking kidding? Garsell didn't even do anything. She has zero attitude. What the fuck are you talking about?

So then Garcell, who I love in situations like this, because she just doesn't give her what she wants. You know what I mean? We're just obviously trying to like get her riled up. And Garcell's like, well, I mean, if I can be completely honest, we're not talking about Erica. We're talking about Kathy. And she reminds us, Erica has said some really awful things in the past. Greatest tints. We're not even sure there were people who want pay. Duh, duh, duh. Am I the one who signed the checks? No. Duh, duh, duh. I don't give a fuck about anyone else. Buh, bee. I'm sad that they left out the bitches and seawards. Thanks.

Yeah. So car cells basically saying that this feels like they're gunning for Kathy. And by the way, who, and sadly, we don't have talk about Erica. Serenicus. Well, did you know what? Talk about Erica.

Talk about Erica. And Erica goes, well, people in this group have been very hot on me and I've taken it. I've owned up to it and by owned up to it, and I've said, you don't know what I go through. So Kathy, Kathy has to own her shoe, too. Oh, and up to it. You called them all seawards and bitches and then had them all locked out of a store the next day.

The fan refused to speak to anybody. What are you talking about owned up to it? Like literally anytime someone presses her heart, she says, there are legal things going on. I can't get into it. She literally does not own up to it. She's even cast out on whether or not there are even our victims.

That's the exact opposite of owning up to something like this. And then when she says so Kathy has to own her shit too, she is basically confirming that yes, this is some sort of like revenge thing because she feels a certain sort of, like she's feeling like she's being held with certain, like being punished for behavior. So therefore someone else should be punished too,

which is a really obnoxious mindset to have. Yes, Erica, figuratively, as in literally, you own nothing. Okay, and we own that way. So, Rinna's like, here's the thing, I wanna make this clear, this is not my fault. So, Rinna's like, here's the thing, I want to make this clear. This is not my fault. This is not Erica's fault. Okay, and Kragel's, it's not my fault.

She goes, yeah, it's not your fault either. Because your sister had this behavior, and she did it. And that's that there are dead children in a crosswalk. Because of your sister. A volcano just went off somewhere in this world and your sister did that and she had to own up to that. So Garsell's like, well, would you rather this not have been brought up Kyle and Kyle's like, well, I just don't want my family to get ruined, you know, I want everyone at my

daughter's wedding. That's all I want. It's going to be televised. Okay, we need to get eyeballs on the screen. Okay, we have to let it go now. This wedding needs a good Q rating. Okay. That's what I'm worried about. So, Rina's like, well, you can't just sweep this under the carpet and go, this didn't happen. Which, yes, you fucking can. Of course you can. Why do we get to sweep ears under the carpet? Okay. was the three weeks ago

Rina and Garza goes oh she can if she wants to Yeah another that's yeah another I mean Garza was just hitting all like she's just like trophy after trophy for her You know so that it comes for her own trophy and Gus I'm not gonna take this to my grave because I would get sick and have cancer if I didn't express this That's how bad it is to have these kind of things going on and not express them. I'll get sick and I'll die I will get shook to death. Okay, because that is about I will have shookitis. I will have cancer of this one Just like all of those cancer warts filled with people carrying conca secrets Kathy she was saying things that could ruin people's lives forever So I decided I would try to ruin her life

Suspere other people's lives from being ruined and I have done everything I can to protect that situation And does anyone know what happened back at the house? And does anyone know what happened back at the house? How do you know what happened back at the house? Chris L. Doreet, Crystal, Shre, Shre, Shre and Shre, both of you are in Bravo Universe, both are welcome. Erica Sutton and Sun goes, well, you gave zero details because you point fingers at anyone, especially me and say, oh God, I would think you would protect.

Well, I'm not even going gonna say what Rinna says first, because I just wanna point out that once again, Rinna's going around and confirming that no one knows what happened, because once again, I make this point every podcast. Rinna hasn't actually said what's happened. She's just letting everyone think the very worst, which was their entire argument for why crystal

should drag Sutton through the mud, because they wanted her to drag Sutton through the mud, because I thought that it was wrong for Crystal just to say that dark things were said, and now all of a sudden, Rinna is not gonna just come out and say what happened. And also, she's making it clear. It was like she's the worst lawyer ever, basically,

right, stay in state in her case. She's going to the jury. I just want to make it very clear. Nobody has any idea what Kathy said except for me. And then in like five seconds, she's like, well, everybody knows what she said. Of course, it's in the tablets. Like, you are so bad at this, ma'am. And so, and she's like, you know what? You know, you know, you know, you know, your point figures at me and say, oh, you would think that I would protect my friend.

Well, you better, you better fucking believe that I'm protecting my friend. I am protecting my friend. I will go out of my way to protect my friend. And I'm making this point very loudly right now because I'm gonna use it against it right now later in a little bit. Thank you.

And she is really giving it her all. I mean, she is doing the head shaking and being thick, and waving waving and nobody is buying it and it's just she's failing so badly. It's funny to watch and Carl's actually kind of smiling through some of it because really all she has to do is give Rina a few few lines and Rina just keeps going further and further down, right? So Erica makes it clearer. I don't even know what happened in that house with Lisa. Oh, but I'm Lisa knows, but I hope she tells really because in the Aspen episode, you were saying that Lisa was giving you a play by play the entire time. Oh shit, right. Which is it? Oh,

so crystal. So good. What a good callback. You get a trophy? You get a car cell trophy. Wow, that was so good. So Eric So crystal says yeah, well, I think what Kyle is saying is she wants to mend this and there's like the legacy of their family or whatever I mean, it's just all so much bigger than this and the double tree family Which I'll just point out because I am friends with caffeine. I mean they really kicked double trees ass friends with caffeine. I mean, they've really kicked up on trees. And Erica's well for a year and a half. I've been fucking pumped. Okay. And it's like, by the way, Erica, pumbled. Oh, pumbled. Okay, that makes more sense.

I've been pumbled for eight. Yeah, Erica, because of real shit. You've been pumbled over real shit. Not getting mad at somebody in a nightclub. Okay, you've been pumbled because your husband stole tens of millions of dollars from fucking fire victims and orphans and whitted us, Erica, that you spent the money about bragged about rolled over on a bed, flinging money all over yourself, making songs called expensive, and then refusing to acknowledge it or give back anything purchased with said money. Eric. Yeah. You're getting pummeled because you're making unforced errors and there's just such,

there's such an easy way to navigate your situation and you steadfastly refuse to do it and then get mad when people are like, what the fuck? Anyway, so Kyle's like, oh, so you've been getting pummeled, so that's why you want Kathy to be called out in America. It's like, yes, it is actually. She has had bad behavior in front of all of us in a public space and there's consequences of that. And well, except for what are they? Because we haven't seen you suffer from any of them. Well, is this now mean that all of them are going to be dragging each other for something to do off camera? Because I guarantee all of them do terrible things and have tantrums and fits off camera, you know? So cows of course this is about Kyle. She's like you're only punishing me just so you know and she goes oh, I'm sorry

Come on into a sister who's punishing you and run is like yeah, it's your sister It's your sister is punishing you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's your sister. This is other Rina speaking We're both the two Rina's are both so cool. It's your sister is punching him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's your sister. This is other Rina speaking. We're both the two Rina's are both sound crows. It's your sister is doing this. It's your sister. It's sister. And Kyle's like, I have to go to the bathroom. I have to go to the bathroom.

So Doreet's like, Koi, Koi, Koi. So she follows her out. Doreet, Doreet, useless acid Doreet, basically. Following, you know, dottering after Kyle. And Rina's like, it's aoree, you used to ask Doree basically for following, you know, daughtering after Kyle. Andren is like, it's a tricky situation you guys. It's a tricky situation. It's like it's not a tricky situation.

It's a little the opposite of it. It feels like it's just thinking. If you find out that your sibling is a serial killer, do you call the police? Just think about that everybody. I'll do that. I'll do that. So Diana's like, well, I'm gonna go.

I'm like, oh, I didn't even realize you were here. So enjoy. And then Kyle is now talking to Doreet inside because you don't think it's weird that at like every event, every event we go to, every detail is being leaked to the press. And Doreet's like, gee, I do think it's weird, but do you think it's someone in this group? She's like, yeah, Dree, that's what I was.

No, Dree, it's someone from the cast of Facts of Life. I thought it was Ted Danson. It's Mrs. G. That's great. So, Carl's like, yeah, I mean, first there were leaks in Aspen. And then I heard from a very, very reliable source that there were other leaks that made it, that never made it to publication. And I was told who the leak was.

And the leak is in this group. Okay. Then why are you acting like you're surprised to hear all of this? Spit it out, Kyle. You even need to manipulate somebody into doing this for you. Come on, bro, grow some heels, Kyle. Gee, I'm so glad that we finally admitted that there was a leak in the ass bin, you know, I did have so many nights, and that's why I had to go to the hotel.

Just a plink, plink, plink on my nose. It was very difficult in your house. No, I'm not talking. We know we have to get the roof fixed. Okay, that's separate. That's separate to read. Someone wants my sister to look bad, so they don't look as bad.

And then some of the girls are saying by and kind of like, oh my God, Faye, I have to fill you in. So she tells Faye all the stuff that's going on. And to read, she's asking me to do that thing. She's asking me to do it because I suggest you to hit it straight on. Just remember that to read gave that advice right now, okay, because she doesn't seem to.

So then Sutton's like, oh my God, are you still talking about this? Do I have to do this? So Erica and Rina are leaving. So she goes right up to them and goes, okay, put blank, did either one of you leak information to the press? And Rina goes, no, Erica's like,

well, press, like a printing press, you mean, or like an iron? Why would I leak, like a printing press, you mean, or like an iron. Why would I leak, does my eye, is my iron leaking? I can't even afford an iron. I don't even know what an iron is. What is it, is that a vitamin? Is my vitamin leaking? I don't know, anyway, have a great night.

Well, Kyle wants to know. So they go into the room, the Kyle's in, and Satan does it again. She goes, okay, they're here. Now, did I want to view, leak to the press, any of this information about Kathy? And Eric is like, no, I won't do that.

We'll say to Kyle, say to Kyle. No, I don't even, I don't know who. I don't even know who I'll do that. How do you do that? Yeah, how do you do it? What? It was, and Erica, Erica having that very quick response,

which is like, did one of you leak to the precious, no, I don't even know how to do that. I was like, man, that was a terrible, terrible lie. Like that was a... What the hell are you all about? How do you do it? You write an email to the fucking press. It's not like you're trying to get Barbara Walters to talk about.

We're talking about fucking radar online, okay? I don't even know what I don't understand. I don't know what press is. I'm just, I'm just a little, I'm a teacup. So I'm in style and sexy. So Kyle's like, well, it was someone that works for you. Okay, I'm gonna give you a hint. First hint, it was someone that works for you.

And Eric goes, interesting, okay, formulating excuses in my head, coming up with stories. And so then, I was then there was a publicist and so Kathy tells us Kathy monster investigation and found out it was someone on Eric's team that leaked these stories. Fucking Kathy. I love that. Kathy lodged an investigation. I love Kathy out there like a fisherman's hat, you know, pulled all the way down. So, like she's probably like the, the, the, whatever was the North Street Erregulars, whatever that movie was.

So, Erica's, so then, Erica said, well, I would like to see what she has before I make any, before I need to, I need to look at her documents. So, she's like, we'll get that to you. And Erica goes, please do that. ASAP. So, now the producers are like, hold on, we got this everyone. So we go to, I think it was the hair event,

like to the, like, what we could go or something. And we see Jack the publicist, just sort of like, you know, sauntering around. And he's basically like blatantly listening in to a conversation between Rina and, um, was it Eric? I think I agree. I think it's Rina. Every time, was it Erica? I think it's a re-re-re-re-re-re-re. I think it's a re-re-re-re-re-re.

Yeah, and Jack is at the next table, and you literally see him leading in with his ear, and I thought, oh, that's a big fix. His face is, like, his face is totally turned. He's like, mm-hmm. He might as well have had Groucho Mark's glasses in the mustache on, like, oh, I'm just a stranger at the party. Keep talking. And he tells Mikey and Leia, he's like, oh my god, it is all going down. It is all coming

out now. And then it goes, good, it needs to. Because I'm listening to what's happening behind me. They have an all on mic. So Eric is like, well, I know that Nikki and I share a public says. So I don't think that would mean his best interest Well, he didn't think he was gonna get caught Eric. Yeah, there's not done. Yeah So if we open our mouths people are listening and watching everything we do has nothing to do with me sending DMs to people saying The Kathy said racist things and then immediately deleting them after they've been published to multiple Instagram accounts. They're listening. The walls are listening. And Erica's like, Erica's all mad that college trying to flip it on her. She goes, let's be honest, she's afraid of Kathy. She's afraid of what she'll do to her. Why would she

flip it on me? Well, maybe she'll flip it on you because you're the one who just said, yeah, Kathy should be grilled Because the way I've been grilled so like yeah, you kind of gave a motive So guys like well first of all stories were given the tabloids at your party and then like from the actual event in a cookus Party what's a party? I don't know party party what's the party? I don't know I love a party party a five Pretty show love party five. I could have asked what I say. I have party five. You know we're party to city great, but love it love a party city. Ah already party. I love that show on food network I was like yeah, I mean and there was also a text of a play-by-play as it was happening

What what what what what what I thought hilarious is there's a text play by play really? Well, that's why it's not being published. I'm running like, yeah, give me a question. I'm a question. How does a play get written by another play? How does a play write a play a play by play? I've never heard of such a thing. You got to check your sources, Kyle. That's ridiculous. Kyle's by late Mr. Rob like that's not how it works. Kyle.

Kyle, I've been in Chicago and Chicago was not written by Oklahoma. Okay. You better work on that. Good. That ladies. Yeah. I haven't read it in the press. I mean, to play by play, that is crazy. I mean, if it was, if it was given to the press, why wasn't it printed by the press? That's what I mean, if it was a if it was given to the press, why wasn't it printed by the press? That's funny. And meanwhile they're standing up against Kyle's like goodbye wall, you know, like the last wall you see out the door

Yeah, there's the thermostat behind them. Rinna's now. She's in this like glamorous Kardashian outfit She's got her arms crossed. She's just striking a lot like what? What and Eric is just like slumped over like what I mean they just I've been doing just so guilty And they're doing such a terrible job. They're like covering for each other again This is like when you play those games and the two bad guys are caught and they're like Has this been in the press where's the information? Information am I right? I haven't run the press have you really I haven't ran the press?

You know what I ran the press once you read you read in the press? Dear Abby, I love dear Abby. She gets good advice. I love advice. Hey, let's sing a song. Okay, hit it. Three, two, one. I love advice. She loves advice. We're gonna leave. We're gonna leave. Have a great night ladies. Good night everyone. Thank you. Yeah, it's so awkward and Kyle laughs. And she goes, you guys are like together and Gresta goes, yeah, you are. And so, Rinna's like, ha ha ha, are we together? Are we together? Like, that is crazy.

So then Kyle tells us, oh, go ahead. Well, I was gonna say, well Kyle says that basically, that like people want to put this out there to make it, you know, again, to make Kathy look bad and but it only hurts Kyle. And when I go, well this is bullshit because Kyle knows what happened and going this to this extent,

to try to cover for her sister, unfucking believable. I'm like, you know, the one who's just- I'm using Erica's publicist. Come on. Like that's low. Like that's really low. Yeah, it's like- You're the one who just publicist come on like that's low like that's really yeah it's like you're the one who just publicist and and and Renault's what I just said protect my

friend you that's goddamn right I'm gonna protect my friend I'm gonna do whatever I can to protect my friend and then she's like oh wow I can't believe what you would do to protect her sister and again Rena and Erica were the ones who told us there was a play-by-play between them and only them that night. I mean, these two were just so bad. They're so bad at it. So Garsell's like, can I say something? I mean, you cover for her immediately instead of saying, do you think someone in your camp would do that? Narciss, oh yeah, I don't think so. She said, I'm not asking you. I'm asking Rina.

And Rina's like, well, I wouldn't even think that, because I don't think anybody could do that. I mean, there's so many people here. Anyone could talk, how are you supposed to know who's gonna leak? It's a leak, anybody could leak it. Really? Calling Lisa Vanderpump, because that was my year too

in a couple of years ago, when you were like, hey, I don't need to be hard, there's only one person. You're gonna be a story, and it is Lisa at the end. Oh, amazing that the leaks are still happening on this cat, even after they got rid of the major leaker, you know. So, um, so basically Kyle is wondering if Rinna wanted everyone to know if Kathy was the asshole and Eric is like, you know what, I'm having a hard time with this conversation and I'll tell you why.

For two years, my ass has been shooting this again. Okay. Okay. Your ass has been shooting. For the woman who's like, the woman who's big song is, I don't give a fuck. She certainly loves mentioning it. For two years, my ass was chewed up

and not playing old man this time. It was by the public. So Kyle's like yeah whatever like obviously there's no reason for this to be talked about in the press outside of the script right. So she's like well I mean it was about you being protective of me and not liking my sister talking to me like that. I mean, that's great, but now it's become this really big story. It's like, I like it when it was in her favor again. So, I was like, yeah, and why would someone want to take Kathy down? It's not about taking Kathy down.

Oh, really? It's not? How would you know if you weren't leaking it? Oh, yeah. And Arca's like, she's asking, like, what do I have to gain if I'm making up stuff about someone to get out of the spot, what do I have to gain if I'm making up stuff about someone to get out of the spot? What do I have to gain by that? Well, I guess according to you, you just were saying you've been chewed up for two years. So literally you have to gain it.

It's the bottom of your mouth. You're not chewed up. It's the bottom of your mouth. You're not chewed up for two years because you literally just said, I've been getting chewed up. And so now she has to get chewed up too. Like I think that's what you have to get a sense of justice.

She's like, I killed him because he cheated on me. Why would I kill him? Uh, ma'am, you just said you killed him because he cheated on you. Well, first you have to find the murder weapon, ma'am, you're literally holding a gun that has blood on it that says property of Tom sorority. So, um, Garsell's like, well, I'm just asking you a question. And we give that a, and Erica says, Oh, you know what? Let's make up a whole bunch of bullshit just to take the spotlight on me. Why would I do that? What, what do I have to gain from that?

Also, um, also, you're in zebra print, which is so funny, because, you know, changing stripes and all of that. So then Erica's like, and the people that were suing them, I don't give a shit. Then the people that were suing me don't give a shit about Kathy. I'll tell you that, my June. So then Rina goes, you know what? This is a really dangerous game that has been played. This is a day. I love what she just called back to like a script from like seven years ago on days. She's like, I like that scene. Let me do that. This is a dangerous game. It's a dangerous game being played by her. The girl still just goes, why?

It was like a dangerous game. And she goes, you tell me, you tell me. You're the one who came up with a dangerous game. You tell me you're the one who said it. No, you said it. So Erica goes, got the help that has a lot of people who don't like her. If they go, why, she's an amazing girl. Uh oh, uh oh, phase, phase entered the fray.

Fays like, I don't have a mic. I don't need one. You're shameless. Fays entered the chat. She's like, I will project. She does not need a fucking microphone, okay. You cannot keep Fays resonant quiet. Fays like, there's only like, there's only one person here

who has bought my rot iron interior design and it's not least Serena, okay? I am defending Kathy Hilton. Well, we all have people who don't like us. Yeah, I mean, it's not about anyone wanting to take Kathy Hilton down because Kathy Hilton will take herself down. Oh my God, no, she won't.

Yeah, she's not goes, well, stupid. And she's also using Garcells. Like, I don't have to make you look bad, Erica. You make yourself look bad. Like, right. Ren is originality. So we're gonna go, well, we're not here to take anyone down. We're not.

We're not. And Carl says, well, you know, maybe it's someone saying, let's take the distraction off Erica. And Erica goes, oh, there's now taking distraction. By the way, this whole concept doesn't make any sense, right? Taking the distraction off. Attention, Erica.

Yeah, taking attention off. So the Erica's like, oh, well, there's no way I'd taken distraction off of Erica. And then we're gonna last, goes, how is it about to say that was such a good point by Erica such a good point I'm like, okay, you guys book that the shut up right now. You're both idiot. You can't take the structure of Eric a chain Eric is Well known enough to take the structure of the Erica

No, but it takes the structure of the Erica, that's like it please stop saying detract, you guys are inverting the meeting of this entire thing. So then Kyle just starts laughing. And she's like, to us, she's like, it's not a competition. I mean, but if you want to play that game, I think Kathy's last name Trump's Gerardi, which point to Kyle, point to Kyle.

Well, yeah, because Kyle's like, don't fuck with famous people that I'm playing into. I know. It is ridiculous that Erica thinks that like she's such a big deal. This case only matters to us. So the Bravo community and a few people who've read the article in the LA Times.

No one outside of the Bravo world, no one knows who Erica Jane is, nor do they know about this case. Let's be honest. Right. So, Rinna's like, well, here do they know about this case. Let's be honest. Right. So, so Rinna's like, well, here's the thing. We were leaving and everything was fine.

And then you brought this up. And it doesn't make, it doesn't put caffeine to good light. Does it? You were the one who brought this up. Uh-huh. So, Doreet's like, she goes and whispers to Kyle. He never showed up broke this up.

Cool. Doreet, you were the one who said, I would face this head on five minutes ago to read. You are so right. I was like, oh, that's right. That was the payoff for why you said everyone listen, and there it is. So,

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So Kyle's like, she's like, well, I don't know where we go from here, but I'm gonna have to choose blood. As in, the blood all over my face, from Halloween ends in theaters next week. I'm choosing my blood because they're richer and more famous than either of those two poorposos. So, Garsell is, you know, they're just basically, it's the end of the episode talking.

So they're like, well, what would happen? Why would people call a leaker? And then we see, do you want to talk about any of that? I'll do the, what, the ending, the finale, the little things at the end, what they say. Yeah. So Doreet is working to overcome a trauma from the home invasion

and the robbers remain at large. So yay. It's Jagger and Phoenix. I mean, look at the videos very closely. It's obviously Jagger and Phoenix. I mean, look at the videos very closely. It's obviously Jagger and Phoenix. Crystal has adopted a puppy and has been seeing an ED specialist, which does not stand for right-to-out dysfunction. I was going to say, God, Rob really can't catch a break.

I know. Diana had another miscarriage in May but she remains determined to have another baby. And then we see a sudden say blood is thicker than water always because water runs faster and blood is very, very slow. And in fact, when you watch the shining and they open the elevator doors and that blood comes out, they actually, that was actually that was real time. I know it was going very slowly. Then you all thought was slow motion. That was real blood that was real time. I know it was going very slowly there and you all thought it was slow motion. That was real blood movement. Yeah.

And cows just looking like me when I'm watching Halloween, just waiting for it to end, but it doesn't. It's like, because blood, the way it goes for your veins, it's real weird. You know, veins look big if you look at your arm, but they're really just like this big. You know, they're really not big at all. I mean, blood really didn't have much room to go. Am I right? But then when you see someone dead,

the blood just flows all over and you're like, where was that blood? And Kyle's like, oh my god, did I just give up my friend group for this? You know, this is why I had my son work on Rending Machines, because you'd see how fast it takes for a Coca-Cola can to fall to the bottom, but then blood takes a lot longer to reach the bottom,

you know, when you buy blood in a machine. And he who, so son is still dating Sanji, but they're just friends. And Garsell's memoir came out in April to strong reviews, even if not everyone enjoyed it. And they have that picture from Erica's Instagram where she'd do it in the trash. Well, we're running through it in the trash, but then sent a picture to Erica. And Erica posted it on her Instagram. Oh, I didn't realize that. These two can't even like make shitty Instagram. She's true. Oh, I didn't realize that that's what. These two can't even make shitty Instagrams without each other.

Yeah. And then let's see, Kyle, of course. Well, then we go to Rina and Erica in the car. And Rina's like, I told you that we're gonna try and pin this on as well. It's not that crazy. I tried to put it on us, can you believe? I mean, what's a leak?

What even is a leak? Eric is like, it's interesting that I can take responsibility for everything I've done, but no one else can. Isn't that interesting? I'm like, mm, name one. That is interesting. I just want a distraction from the nuclear bomb that is my life.

And when it's like, it is a nuclear bomb. Wow, it really is. Erica got good news that the judge ruled she had no knowledge of Tom's crimes. She's still trying to keep those earrings though. And they don't mention the 9 or 10 other cases coming. And Erica says, Yeah, well guess what,

you never know what their lives could blow up. And guess who's gonna be the expert advice giver? I'll meet. And then she's like, end battle away. You know, I don't think the group has given you Rina enough understanding and space about the death of your mom. I mean, you suck it up all day and then you go home and you fall apart. I mean, I have a couple of drinks and I fall apart.

You know, right front of everyone else because you don't happen to you up for two years. I'm like, you just the space you were talking about giving. Renate, talk about yourself. I know. And when she says, yeah, and then I had a couple of drinks and look at me, I fell apart in front of everyone and Renate goes, there are worse things you can do. Really, your entire storyline right now is trying to take someone down for falling apart after a couple of drinks.

I mean, listen to yourself. So then we see Lisa honoring Lois on a private ceremony that was so private that there was a photographer taking a picture of them all at the gravesite, which is super weird, but you know, RIP Lois. And I would like some actual updates. So here is Lisa Vanderpump's, she didn't get one. She tweeted last night, haven't watched in years, but I hear you. Truth prevails. Good night. And then Kathy posted on Instagram her dancing to Billie Jean. I think it was Billie Jean with Latoya and one of her other friends and it says, I just love my sister so much. Oh, that's funny.

Latoya Jackson, I take it. Yes. Yeah, and by the way, Kyle's the final update as Kyle that she's only seen Kathy a few times since the apology And she's no idea if Kathy's going to attend the wedding and I would say based on the stuff that Kathy has been re-gramming on Instagram. I don't feel like that wedding is gonna work out for Kathy's attendance. It looks like things are really I mean when just like it was like three or four weeks ago when Paris I mean, when just like it was, like three or four weeks ago, when Paris responded to that person who was like, yeah, it's help setting. Like she was like, Paris wrote like basically an anti-kyle tweet. Oh, she was liking all the anti-kyle stuff. Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty. Yeah, so if you need your updates,

there's the real ones. So really good episode. You know, we don't often get a solid ending to the shows. So it was nice to get like a season long mystery kind of. And it's, it's weird to see Kyle slowly aiming her wrath towards like who the audience wants her to aim the wrath that she always, she always goes for the wrong person. We, well, I guess we'll have to see how it all shakes out with the reunion. I'm so excited for this reunion because we've just heard that it's just a total shit show. And I'm just, will this finally be the destruction of the Fox Force Five?

Like, that's all I want. Oh, it's over. Yeah, this shit's over. I mean, they said that the end of the reunion, this was the first reunion. They left where no one went out to dinner together and they didn't hug or anything at the end. So I'm guessing it doesn't go well.

Except Southern Garselle went to dinner. Yeah, they're, I mean, they're fun. Southern Garselle and Chris still they're coming out smelling like roses. Yeah, but it's fun to watch, that's for sure. Really fun. So thank you for a great season. You crazy.

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