Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Grounding Bag Drag

Episode Date: June 4, 2020

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Yes, yeah, making me feel better. Yeah, it might just being super problematic right now? I feel like I'm being very problematic. Why channeling anger towards car Richards now car Richards said okay, okay? Okay, villain this season and I'm loving it. I'm loving that fight Kyle is finally being a villain of the season Although the show is tricky because now we've got a new mid villain and he's got a very big dick apparently because now we've got a new mid villain and he's got a very big dick apparently. But before we get to that, let's do a couple of, you know, business things. We've got some small business chat asked to do. Also, if you want to hear our other stuff on my RosePrix podcast, which is Bachelor,

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So another business that maybe someday you'll be able to help each other out. So, another business that maybe someday you'll be able to help out the agency. Maybe, who knows? Oh, Booga de Pippa! So, real housewives of Beverly Hills, wow, this episode got me real, real, who got me real revved up? Calvature, it's, oh my God. Carver shirts. That's all I gotta say.

Yeah, and Teddy. You know and Teddy too. It feels so good. And some nice and Vigorated annoyance with Teddy. Oh, it just felt so good. I mean, I'd love just yelling shut up Teddy in my living room over and over again. Shut up, sit out Teddy. But of course, they came and they messed it up with us because then they gave us Aaron who turned out to be a huge fucking asshole in this episode in my opinion.

Yeah, I love a classic situation where the people that you root for are also the people that you're angry at and you can't tell who side you really are on. But I think at the end of the day I'm on anti-kyle still, even though Aaron kind of muddied the waters, I'm still anti-kyle. I'm still anti-kyle. I'm pro Denise, I'm anti-Aaron, and I'm pro Denise running the hell away from Aaron, okay? Yes. I'm going to dark his energy is so dark and gross. I use an idiot.

Anti-send idiot? Yeah, so that's my macro for this one. Run, girl. So we open with a classic Beverly Hills. Oh my god, there's so much drama. And then we're going to flash back to see what it was. And we open at Kyle's party. There's a bouncy house.

You're like, wow, Cruz, look at this. It's a bouncy house. Where is someone says, where are your kids? And then we hear Denise sing, well you think I should bring them around everyone? I mean come on, fucking God be out, you know. Yeah, and then Kyle is sort of like narrating a little bit. She's doing an interview segment,

but her interview is also narrating it. And she goes, I know what you're thinking after what Denise said in Santa Barbara. And then we see Denise and Santa Barbara saying, All right, I'll be mindful of keeping the kids ear shot from you guys. All right, and so, uh, Kyle goes, I wasn't being shady lies, lies everywhere. I wasn't being shady.

My husband and I love doing barbecues. It's our way of getting everyone together with our families and just relax and enjoy the day. That's all. Yeah, some we see flashes of other barbecues where kid peeds in the pool and Boris swinging on his van der Pum swing sideways. And she's like, this year started out a lot of fun. And then, or this year, yeah, this year's barbecues started out a lot of fun. And then we seek ourselves saying, that's some white people stuff. Black people don't do that. And then Kyle saying, but it did not. And that way, don't, don't, don't, don't, and it ends with Denise leaving saying, we're being filmed.

You know I say a word here and you know I say a goddamn word, we're being filmed. And then Rena goes running out to them crying, saying, we're in the fucking Twilight Zone. So then Kyle goes, wait, I'm getting ahead of myself. Before the barbecue, I was filming Halloween. And after that, there was Garcell's event. And things didn't go well. They're either almost like a babysitting gig on Halloween. Am I right? Uh, tssss. I don't know if we know it's going to be a super dramatic, important episode, because there's no opener. So, it's the day of Garsell's event and she's getting her makeup done and she's like,

well, you know, I didn't write my speech. I don't want it to be too long, too short, too lame, not too lame. You know how it goes when you have to write speeches. I have so many speeches I give. I invited the ladies to come because I want them to show up. Not a past aggressive come if you want, don't show up. And then we go to Teddy's house where she's with her to assistance getting her ready. And her assistance are way more fake. I feel like ourselves assistants are really friends with her, which is rare on the show.

And Teddy's are just like, ew, gross. One of them looks like a knock off to eat, Laura. I think she's name. And yeah. These are classic, like glam squad people who are just using Teddy to get on to the next higher profile celebrity. And yes, they're the typical like,

yeah, the cow, yeah, the cow, they're the typical like, you're the kill, you're the comparison. I'm like, You're so beautiful. You're so beautiful. You're so pretty. I wish I could get pregnant with your beauty because it's beautiful. Yeah, because Teddy comes around the corner

in like her silver dressiest guys, getting into this was a real frickin' mission. Hi, I'm Teddy. I got car sick sometimes You're like yeah, I'm mad dad Yes, I'm just like I need a bag. Should I take the silver one hot mess Express around here? Hi, I'm Teddy Bye, I'm Teddy so she leaves and then we go to Rina in hot pink Which she's obsessed with now that she's ridded the show

of Lisa Vanderpromp. She's just gonna wear her color now, in every scene. Exactly, so Garcella goes to pick up Rina, but first she comes inside. How are you? How are you, Garcella? She's like, where is everyone? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

And she's like, there's no one here. It's just me and the dogs. there's an old pie that Harry made Just here me lonely. I just been laughing at myself for the past two hours Just been sitting here eating an old pie trying to work out deals with the rat in the wall the rat-hitch So they get in the car to to go to the event and They have champagne and R Rinna goes, Cheers to you, Garth Sal, Cheers to you! It's so nice to have an honor like that!

Baaah! So they're talking about Santa Barbara because Garth Sal wasn't there and Rinna said that um... She's like, well... So, so Denise said that Sammy came up to her and asked her what the, what three way was? And you know we said we feel comfortable around you because you've been so comfortable with your sexuality And you know you should all those This sluddy movies so we thought you'd be okay with it

Yeah, she's like well she's known it. Yeah, she's like well I guess she just wants to keep that separate from her kids. I mean that makes sense and Rin is like well I guess we shouldn't have said it around the kids or whatever. But Rinna does that thing when she's playing both sides where she's like getting the information to the other person to use it, but not really putting her opinion out there, you know. And her self's like, well, I mean, I agree with Denise. And Rinna just stays quiet and shrugs. And she's like, yeah, I mean, mean look I see why that's inappropriate to

talk about around kids I mean kids and adults have different conversations that's how it works yes exactly and so Rin is like well you know at practice we sat down and what Denise said about Kyle and the car she would not say it to her face was surprised me it surprised me well what I mean I'm sure Denise would have no trouble saying what she said in the car because we see the flashback and gives you forget of saying, well, Kyle always brings it back to her and, you know, she doesn't listen. I think she wants to be the center of the fucking attention. That's the goddamn truth. And I am sure Denise would have no problem saying that to Kyle, but it wasn't the context of

the breakfast. It wasn't like, you know, because the breakfast was, when it was like say it, let's get it all out on the table. But if you just sort of have general feelings about someone, I can imagine those situations, you don't bring it up, because you're not even thinking to bring it up, because you don't have a, what Rina said, you think it's like, oh, do you have a specific beef with someone? But, well, yeah, you can just like- You can just bet to your friends without having to go like tell them off every time you're annoyed, you know? Yeah, exactly. And she's also to your friends without having to go like tell them off every time you're annoyed, you know, yeah, exactly. And she's also been very upfront with Kyle about being like, do you ever stop talking like can other people talk? That would be great.

Yes. So Rina's like, she tells us she goes, I mean, you can say it behind her back. But sooner or later, you got to tell the person or else it's going to come back to bite you. What I'm saying is I'm going to tell Kyle. I'm going gonna come back to bite you what I'm saying is I'm gonna tell Kyle I'm gonna tell Kyle that's what I'm gonna bite you baby so she's like well you know I just don't think that Kyle necessarily pays attention to her same as you you know same as you how Kyle ignores you really stirring stirring stirring so then we see the clip of guard this whole thing is kind of like a clip package show. Like none of us have been watching this show the whole season.

So it's a clip of Gart's cell saying that Kyle just glazes over her every time she says something and then Kyle just glazing back at her, like totally looking at the exit sign. And Gart's cell says, yeah, because it's all about Kyle. And Rinna's like, yeah, well, I guess after we left, Kyle said to Erica, that you're not as good friends with Doreet as you think you are.

And Garth's always like, who says that? God, what a bitch. So they get to the gala and they, so it's Rinna and Garth that was funny. Like, I just love, like, the idea of Teddy just like sort of like slinking in. There she is! Get over here, you little rag-a-muffin' off. I'll read that- I was not allowed to say rag-a-muffin anymore. I heard it from Kyle. And Rina just the way that she walks in with Garth's South. She goes, Garth's South! This is for you! This is for you, Garth's house. She goes, Garth's house. This is for you.

This is for you, Garth's house. It's like she's so over the top. She's such a cheerleader and Teddy's like, oh, hey Garth's house, hi, I'm Teddy. When did you get back? And she's like, oh, this morning. Oh, I'm gonna say, no rest for the weary baby. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Like, okay, settle down, right now. And Erica comes in wearing green Panther, for the weary baby. Like, okay, settle down, Rena. And Erica comes in wearing green Panther, which is very similar to later when Rena is wearing green zebra. Stalker alert. So, yeah, I'm so sick. Sorry, everybody. Her son's come in and she hugs her kids because she hasn't seen her for a while.

She's wearing a big diamond forehead and one of her kids is like, is that thing real? I mean, she's like, shut up. Sudden shows up. I thought Sudden looked great, by the way. I mean, giving props to Sudden for having a good hair. And I thought, at least, but I'm not a fashion gay, so what do I know? So then Kyle and Denise arrive. And Kyle, of course, goes right up to Garsell and just kissing her ass. She's like, you look like a queen. Wow, you look gorgeous. You look gorgeous. See, this is me finding out about you, right? It's like, Kyle, you didn't ask her any questions. You look gorgeous. And meanwhile, Kyle is stolen Rinna's ponytail. Look, I don't know if you noticed that. She's totally wearing Rinna's ponytail.

She's like that high pony that swoops around in the back. But she's once again wearing, how do you describe that style of like a campy matriarch? You know, she's like wearing like a high collar. She looks like she should be. It's not drag queen. She's not wearing drag. She's just wearing like gay icon clothes. Oh God, she wishes. Kyle. She's just wearing gay icon clothes.

Oh God, she wishes. You know? She wishes, yes. I don't know, I don't really look. I guess I don't know, I need to open the video because I want to see now, but it's like, come on. Yeah, it's hard to describe. It's not that she is a gay icon,

but she's just wearing kind of like a very, she's always wearing these like, can't be big collars and like over the top, like I don't know how to describe it really. I fast forwarding to get into it. I'm sure everybody listening to this loves this. I'm like, hi, I'm gonna scroll through a video for a while. Oh, okay, here she is.

Oh yeah, so yeah, she's very, it's like Mama D jacket, it's almost where they're like this. Yeah, it's like a dowel. Yeah, so it's really rich older ladies with the fake diamonds coming down the collar and like a high Michael Jackson Carla Like this matronly matronly camp very like dillard's matronly. Yeah, yeah, so Kyle is saying well obviously this isn't the time or place to get into a big discussion But last time we saw Denise and Santa Barbara wasn't good.

Yeah Kyle, bring it up again. You know what, it would be great for you to bring up the same fucking nothing fight over and over again for the next 20 episodes Kyle. Geez. Seriously, and now Kyle is like, and then Denise shows up and she's acting like nothing's wrong. I'm like, because nothing is wrong and stop trying to gaslight us in this whole like You just never know it Denise, you know she will she presents herself one way, but she's really thinking something else

Like she's not she's not sure like nothing's wrong She's showing up and being polite because she's in a like nice at a nice gallery Yeah, and then we see a clip of Rina and all the ladies at breakfast in Santa Barbara and Rina Sank. But I'm trying to say it's look to me. We've both done huge films for huge stars. We've both posed for a playboy and at the end of the day we've got the only baby just on it. You can't be a hypocrite just on it. She is owning it. She's just not wanting you to talk about three sums in front of her kids. Why is it so difficult? So simple. So then they're all sitting. Now the Gala starting the dinner starting and Garcell throws some bread at

her kids. Like she takes a little ball and like throws it to another table and Sun goes, did you just throw at your child you threw bread at a child? I just love their just me. So the speeches about to start the little gala show or whatever. America's like, do they go to the bathroom? Let's get out of here. So she leaves like right when the show is starting and then doesn't come back until it's over. Yeah. What would she do? Well, you know, I don't think a lady has to answer that but So then so Nick can's like the MC and then he introduces Ali Landry, you know who we saw earlier this season is a friend of Garsell So Ali Landry comes up to introduce Garsell and she gets on stage and Kyle is like

I love Ali I just love I'm like okay Kyle stop competing for Ali Landry. She's Garsell's friend I'm like, okay, Kyle, stop competing for Allie Landry. She's Garsell's friend. And Kyle's just, you know, they just keep showing Kyle watching the monitor as Garsell goes up there. They keep showing it like some horrible plot that's at, like, look at how Kyle's looking at the screen. I don't think Kyle's like totally acting normal, but I'd like to know.

No, Kyle, Kyle is also, because then Allie Landry goes, I am so honored to call this year's legacy winner one of my dear friends. And it cuts to Kyle and her face is like, all pucker it up. Like, I thought, I was your dear friend. It's like so Kyle, so Kyle. So, Grassel gives a speech and she's like,

I wish I could be here alone. I mean, I'm not standing here alone on the stage. I accept this from my children. Then she actually tells us a really sad back story about her kids. She got married really young, and she had a child named Oliver. And then Oliver got into drugs and started hanging around with a bad crowd.

And so they had to watch him unravel and being rich and having money couldn't help him. So they had to watch him unravel and you know being rich and having money couldn't help him, you know So they had to kind of watch that and so she supports the LA mission because she couldn't feed her own child and it felt like I mean, I was crying were you it was yeah, it was yeah, it was it was really it was like very very like it was a very Lovely sad bittersweet moment. I mean the good news is she said that Oliver has now worked his way through that, but man, that was very heartbreaking to hear. Yeah, I was sad. So then after that, she's, we're back in the speech,

and so she gives a shout out to the table, and she goes, and I wanna thank my new best friends, some of them not so much, but we'll figure it out. And she sort of does this little thing on the hand, like, it's like a little joke. And then Kyle gives this like stink face. Well, she tilts her head. I'm like squints.

And when he goes, who's the not so much? Who's the not so much is getting me on his Kyle? Well, it's not me. I wonder who the fuck she's talking about. And Teddy goes, Oh Kyle, she made Kyle contact with you. Oh.

Oh. That was actually probably the best thing Teddy has done to you years. It was her just like laughing at Kyle about that. And then it cuts to Garsell and then it means she is, yes Kyle, you. Well, and then on top of that, when Garsell was up on stage, she also gives Kyle a bless your heart. Like it was just so like, oh, it was great. She was like, I am more famous than you and you cannot pull your shit on me.

I am the queen here. Kyle goes around the table. She's like, have you had an issue with her? Have you had an issue with her? Cause I haven't had an issue with her. Have you had an issue with her? Me neither. It was like the panic.

She's like, she's still trying to like, she's still trying to grasp the idea that Ally Landry did not introduce her as her best friend. So she's also like dealing with that. And now that like maybe Garsell has an issue with her. Yeah, it's a lot to throw Kyle on one day. So Eric comes back to the from the bathroom. Yeah, Kyle's like, you missed it. And she said, so she said, I'm good friends with some and others not so much.

And then she said, look at me, it's a weird way. So I was like, I don't know. I'm like, Ali Glandj was there. She didn't even say my name up on stage. So I don't know, I don't know as well. And Garsell's at the table now. And Karakah says, hey, I'm here. I hope I'm not one of those people.

And she's like, thank you, Kyle. Thank you for being here. She's just saying, which really just cemented her out. It's so Kyle has to still be saying, just saying. It's like that obnoxious thing. Kyle is really good about being passive aggressively confrontational. She's sort of always sort of

be giving you that little, no, that twisting finger, right? And that's what she's doing to like she's sort of will always sort of be giving you that little nut that twisting finger, right? And that's what she's doing to Garsell right now and Garsell of course is like, you know You know people go to charity events in Beverly Hills. That's just what they do And was Kyle was she being nice or was it something else? We'll never know. I'm like it was something else Right now we do know so then Kyle, they're all outside having drinks and Kyle puts her expensive shoes on the table

because that's what Kyle is. And so she's like, you know, I'm gonna dance, I'm gonna dance these are Gucci's, they're very high. They're Gucci's everybody. Do you think the alley lad would appreciate that? I think she would, we're so close. They're Gucci's. Oh look, Eric and I have the same ring on.

Look, Erica, ooh, and they have like this dragon or a cat ring or something. That's like diamonds and everything. So of course Kyle is just fully focusing on this materialistic stuff. And Denise walks up and she's like, all right, well I got a hand home because it's gonna take an hour to go home

and have to be up at 6 a.m. And Kyle goes, you're leaving. You're leaving. Don't don't. It just shows everybody's faces. It's their silent because Denise is leaving. And that's Kyle's big thing this year when you show up and when you pee. Kyle's a new teddy.

She's like, Kyle is the Kyle, Kyle, the I-Kyle of the season. Kyle, Kyle, Kyle. Kyle is the Kyle-Kyle, the I-Kyle of the season. Kyle-Kyle. Kyle-Kyle. Kyle-Kyle. So, and then, like, Kyle-Kyle-Kyle, when she says you're leaving, she does this nod. Like, okay, crazy, Kiku. And Denise is like, um, yeah, I gotta learn 30 fucking pages of dialogue tonight. You're not the only one shooting a fucking show. And Kyle's like, you know, it just seems to me that Denise has to run off so she doesn't have to get into any conversations about anything uncomfortable. What are you? You guys are just

sitting with her at a table for an hour. You guys, if you wanted to have an uncomfortable conversation with her, you could have had it at that table. Yeah, you could have done this instead of talking about your goddamn shoes and your ring, okay? And Rina is all fake. She's like, by Dinesh, she's standing right there. Why are you yelling in her ear? Yeah, I do not think that Denise is trying to avoid a conversation. She is,

she lives in Malibu. This thing is happening probably in Beverly Hills. It's like, anyone who lives in Los Angeles knows the geography of the situation and she has to be back in the center of the city That's at 6 a.m. Which means she has to wake up at like 4 a.m. So like and she has to learn her lines like Kyle is So awful and then she goes and then after you sleep Kyle goes to everyone. She goes honestly

We all have to be fucking somewhere. I'm sorry Where do you have to be exactly Kyle? Yeah, oh is there you have to get into your van der hall to pick up three groceries Is that where you have to be exactly Kyle? Yeah, oh, is there, you have to get into your Vanderhall to pick up three groceries? Is that where you have to go? She has a real bee in her bonnet about like, I think she's really insecure about the fact that she, people are doing a lot, many more things than she is with her time, because she got mad at her to read for,

she like read into what to read said for the same thing, and now she's getting mad at Denise for implying that she's busier than Kyle. Well, I think some of it has to do too with shooting. It's like, oh, well, we're all, it's a shooting night and you leave early and it's a shooting night and you're coming late. Though you're coming midday and said you had an excuse but you're not, you came late.

Like she has this thing, it's like she's that girl at work. Like, well, someone was five minutes late, so did they get five minutes taken off their lunch? Yes, that is exactly right. And so really, it was like, well, if Denise just stuck around for 20 minutes, it could be done over.

Never talked about it again. Which is crazy, because that's not how this show works. And this should already be over. How many times do you need to discuss it for Christ's sake? And again, you could have talked about it at the table. Or before Denise left, you said, wait, Denise, before you leave, there's something I need to say And again, you could have talked about it at the table or before Janice left, you said, wait Janice, before you leave, there's something I need to say to you.

You could have done that. Like it's like, you know, you're accusing Denise of being fake, but there's also a amount of fakeery of just sitting there and smiling at her acting as if nothing is wrong. When you clearly have something that's on your mind that you wanna confront her about.

Yeah, she's mad that she can't yell at Denise. It's so funny. So Garcelle comes out and they all do it cheers. And Erica's like, oh, wait, hold on. This straw's bad for the turtles. And Sutton Gus, well, that'll be the next event for the turtles, man. That'll be the next event.

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We love you guys! So Garcell is like, so ladies, are you a little tired from your trip to Santa Barbara? And then Rin is like, oh, no! This group rallies and Kyle goes, yeah, we rally! We rally if we have to! we rally if we have to, we rally if we have to. Not directing that, I don't know anyone in particular, but just stating it really loudly for everyone. Just too bad you weren't there,

we had a lot of fun and Garza, I said if anything was resolved and Rinne goes, no. And something says, yes, well some stuff was resolved, not knowing that we're in for another 20 episodes of this. So Teddy's like, well, um, hi, I'm Teddy. You might remember me from earlier in the night when no one spoke to me. Well, the night before ended in a very abrupt fashion because she said, I'm not talking about it. And just like ended the conversation. So yeah. Yeah. Um, and so, uh, and Rina basically has a theory that I don't think is a terrible theory

But she says she says Rina tells us that she thinks Denise just regrets Talking about how big Aaron's penis is and how he loves how she got him a happy ending and so now she's compensating you know To make up for that which I think that some of that isn't here, but at the end of the day again She just said can you just not talk about this in front of that, which I think that some of that isn't here, but at the end of the day, again, she just said, can you just not talk about this in front of the kids? I think we're just like, it's so clear. She says, she's overcompensating,

and she's trying to be the good girl, and she's putting it on us, like, oh, you guys are bad, and I'm the mother of the year. She's not saying you're bad. She never said that, that's the thing. That narrative is something that they fully concoct. They just can't make it come to that. They keep making it up, and they make it bigger, and bigger with every single episode. They just can't make it up right here. They keep making it up and they make it bigger

and bigger with every single episode. They make it something that's like, she called us a bunch of horrors. You know, it's like no, something happened. So Kyle's like, Well, because Kyle says it right here. Yeah, she's like, I didn't like the feeling of like,

oh, well, I can't bring my kids around. You like, you're so irresponsible. I'm crazy. She goes, we're not those women, we're not. I'm like, she literally never said that. She just said, because what happened was they all confronted Denise and they basically were like, listen, it's an adult party and there are teenagers that are grown up.

They basically were saying it's not a big deal. She said, okay, we'll find. The next time I just won't have them within earshot. And now Kyle is saying, oh, wow, I'm not having them within earshot. Like, there's, and now Kyle is saying like, oh wow, not having them with an earshot. Like why are you making us sound like we're crazy people? No, she's not saying you guys are crazy and irresponsible. She's saying, okay, you've made it clear that you're,

you're gonna talk about what you want to talk about. So I just won't have the teenagers close by. Yeah. So Gressel goes, well, we all have kids. And Erica says, and I don't feel like a bad mom. I'll tell you that mom. I don't feel like a bad mom. No, no. And I don't feel like a bad mom and all and runna says well I mean my kids are alive so I think I think they are that's funny and Erica's like yeah well she

comes off the sex positive and we celebrate that about her so her to flip all us says something about her not Not the group. Oh, here's Erica miss. I don't give a fuck giving the most fucks about everything. Yeah. I mean, it is kind of funny because Erica has, you know, Erica, she literally has two personalities that, you know, she has Erica Jane and Erica Gerardi and Erica Jane is like, not promiscuous, but she is sex positive and very much like, I'm gonna do whatever, I don't give a fuck. And then like, Erica Gerardi is like, buttoned up, having chocolate cake with the police commissioner,

Beverly Hills, and like, you know, it's like, I mean, I don't think she shames anyone for that, but she definitely has, I feel like in the past, she has gotten mad about people doing inappropriate things around Mr. Gerardi, right? Well she everyone has to be quiet. I just in a fit of rage at the moment. I just blame everything on her. She is first I just have to disagree.

I don't think that she has two personalities. I think she's the same, snotty little ice queen, no matter what she's doing. But when she's Erica Durradi or when her like whatever, I think she's the same. I've never got her two personality things. I think she's the same. I've never got her to personality things. I think she's a snot either way. Or she has the lines that are written for her by her gaze that she reads in the diary room, which are pretty fun. Um, then she got mad at her dinner party because people started to fight and sudden started to get out of hand. And she said, this is my home. You will obey me in my home. Like you will be quiet and respect my home.

Because old man's upstairs sleeping. So I don't know why, you know, so she's a hypocrite. I don't remember any sexual things that she's been hypocrite about. No, no, no, no, she's not, she's not hypocritical about sexual things. But the point is that like people have different standards and people have different standards

in different environments, which is totally normal. And they are projecting something onto it. of different standards and people have different standards and different environments which is totally normal. They are projecting something onto it. That's just not there. I'm blaming Calvatures because I think Calvatures is really like, Calvatures is the one who is leading that charge and she keeps planting these seeds. Now I feel like all the women are misremembering certain things that people are saying and now it's turning into this like well She said that look like we're all crazy

Every year is possible and she never said that every year so Garcels says well I think that she's always been protective and sensitive about our kids and Kyle goes I mean whatever and she goes actually Kyle I have something to bring up You know and I brought it up at Erica's I keep bringing things up to you and you just glaze over and I have an example, I have an example and I'm like, oh, here we go. I think it's going to be really good. She goes, I was on set and I was talking to this actress and she talks so much about herself and I thought, wow, this relationship is so surface. Okay, but you have to say what Kyle did. Well, no, she just said that. Or she just said that.

No, no, she says that she just met someone. And within five minutes, they already got, they already had a really good connection. And she felt like, yeah, totally. Yeah, it's really connected to both Kyle. It always stays on the surface. Which is true, I don't know if that's totally fair to blame, I can't believe what I'm saying this.

I don't know if it's totally fair to blame someone like Kyle for that, meaning that like there will be time for you just connect with some people and not with others and it doesn't mean that that person is fake. It just so happened that in this case, Kyle is fake, but like it doesn't mean necessarily that they're fake. It's just that you don't connect with them.

But that being said, Kyle does keep it very surface and you know, maybe Garth's just just saying, look, I can't. I'm trying to get deep with you, but I can't. Well, Eric goes like, Garsell hasn't been around, long enough to spend time with us and vassal myself. And then we see a clip three weeks earlier. Oh, Garsell's not coming. What week earlier?

Garsell can't come to this two days earlier. Garsell can't come to this. Yeah, she's like, well, I'm sure that, good. I'm, by the way, I'm sure that I'm by the way, I'm sure that there's like a little bit of lingering resentment from Kyle and maybe some of the other cast members that the show is bringing on these like famous actresses who work in, you know, TV and film, et cetera, and who like the show probably accommodates their schedules like, oh, well, everyone else has to shoot, but they have projects they don't have to shoot. Yeah, I'm sure there's some resentment

about that. Kyle cow. Yeah, Kyle cow. So Garcels like well I just think you're not present with me and Rinne goes, I have not clocked Kyle, not noticing Garcels. Obviously I'm way too self-involved to have noticed that. Yeah, so then Kyle goes so past aggressively. Well, the very few times we've hung out because you've been away a lot, I thought that we had the best time and I learned about your kids and where you're moving and that you have two legs,

which I think is great. I think you look like a queen on your two legs and your name starts with a G. That's cool. That's cool. And we see a clip of this boring conversation they're having about Garcell. It's like so boring.

And so then there's a long pause with they just stare at each other. And Garcell tells us, I think when Kyle likes you, she's interested in you and you're a great friend. And ask Teddy about that, not to read. It's true. So then Kyle's like, well, do you know much more about me? And Karstall's like, I think I do actually. Yeah. So she's like, yeah, I'm actually very interested in what you have to say.

You know, I'm very, very interested. Oh, I guess you just said that. Yeah, I think I got distracted There's like a helicopter outside, so I got distracted. Yeah This is just I'm kind of bored with this like I think that Kyle's just missing the point is usual She's just like hey Kyle when I'm talking how about not just roll your eyes and keep talking about something else You know yeah, Kyle's was just missing the point completely. Like we've talked before. So then we go to Denise and Aaron having dinner together in Malibu. And they, they, they good, she says, oh, a private room, but it's not.

She's so Denise. Yeah, actually. Well, she's like, can we get us? Can we get a, yeah, table upstairs. So they go in and Aaron's like, hey, well, it's been a long day. Can I get a super octane, Casamigo, with a big rock, thanks.

Thank you. Well, let me have a big rock, too. Yeah, I'm a big rock. Hey, let me tell the kids we aren't gonna be gone long cause this is school light, you know, I'm a real good man. So I'm gonna do that. He's like, yeah, she goes, you know, I don't even wear a ring when I film.

I hate not being able to wear my wedding ring. So, you know, I don't even wear a ring when I film. I hate not being able to wear my wedding ring. So, you know what, I pin it to the inside of my bra, so I'm so close to the way. That's good. Maybe you should always keep it there because it makes you harder to identify for a big farmer. They're not up here, are they? I just hope that that diamond doesn't magnify the 5G waves. It's good. it's not only a diamond, it's also a little bit of protection against the 5G coming to your heart, so it's working as planned. So she tells him about Santa Barbara. She's like, yeah, you know, these girls get into it with me because I mentioned was

Sutton and Teddy, and then also Eric got a different time. The Sammy overheard fighting about three sums. And he's like, it's simple. Don't be rude and crude when there's young kids around. What's the heart of that, thou? Me what is it? You know, it's like when I was getting my happy ending from that masseuse, I told her, why is it so hard to keep your mouth shut around children? Am I right? Oh, that feels good. Trick-quick. quote so then then in the middle of this by the way I just had to write this down because I don't normally write down what they order at the restaurants But did you notice what Denise order for dinner? Yeah, I'm writing down to you. I was like wow. That's that's a choice

She's like, all right. I want mashed potatoes with salad with just cucumbers and brown cheese no dressing no pepper Yeah, it was pretty it was like wow you go girl And he's like oh So she's like you know went from that to Teddy sing I'm making them look bad and talking about how bad they look He's like honey. This pisses me off right now. How about you shut the fuck up. How about that? Yeah, well he's talking about, by the way, he's talking about the woman, he's not telling Denise to shut the fuck up.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just in case anyone needs clarification. So Denise is like, you know, she basis like, you know, it's hard enough, like I've got a lot of baggage in my life and I don't need the women saying things like, oh, basically, oh well they're Charlie's sheen's kids, they probably've heard things, like she doesn't doesn't need that too right which is actually a really fair point to make like There's a lot of assumptions in that which is pretty unfair to the kids and that's yeah, that's annoying

And she's like, you know what really hurt Lisa Ranna column me a hypocrite. That's what hurt And he's like that is idiotic. Are you kidding me? That is idiotic. And he's just giving me such like a drunk gross vibe right now. Not that I have a problem with being drunk, but his energy. Well, notice that they put some cuttings to him drinking. Yeah. They they in this scene and later on they kept on cuttings when I'm taking steps of his booze. Yeah, he's already showing some like really weird dark energy in this scene. his boots. Yeah, he's already showing some like really weird dark energy in this scene. Well, that's the thing. You know, you know, these guys who are like anyone who's like super into like this new age healing or whatever, there's always like just massive rage under

there. It's always there. And this guy's all, I don't know, I don't know how this guy even got into a place where he could own his own studio in Malibu where those rents are high. And he has, it's a studio where it's like Electro magnetic who knows what like this guy has used that big dick to get everything He is wanted in life and he's had to like have this this exterior of like yeah, I'm just cool I'm just chill. You know he is not chill. He is not chill at all. Yeah So she's like well, you know, I was shocked is Lisa Rinna's never talked to me about that stuff before why now I mean if she's been holding back anger for years and years because I did wild things

I mean why not say something she's always she's always saying own it own it own it own it I don't think didn't I don't think Lisa's been holding on to anger for you now This is where Jani starts to lose me because I don't I think's been holding on to anger for you. Now, this is where Denise starts to lose me because I think Rinna was basically like, you know, you're in a movie, you're in a movie that has like a three way in it. It's part of your career, you look it up, it's gonna be there. You invited hookers over Thanksgiving,

so why are you suddenly shocked? I think that's what she was saying. I don't think it was like 20 years worth of resentment that just bubbled forth at that breakfast. It's just how Rinna presents everything. It's like tell me Denise Have you talked to your children about the threesome and about wild things? Have you talked to them about? No, no, no Denise. I know what she's trying to say, but she's doing it in front of everyone and like Basically, like, she's saving her for her past because they were talking about through. It's so convoluted.

So Denise is like, well, didn't he? Kyle invited us to a barbecue and he's like, yeah, got the invite. Don't want to go. Yeah. Hey, go get some A1 sauce for the steak.

Yeah, thanks man. Thanks. Yeah, they have it hidden for us because they don't actually have that in here. But yeah, I ain't. Yeah, so now it hidden for us because they don't actually have that in here, but you know, I... Yeah, so now we go over. Now it's time for Kyle's Big BarberTube and she's bossing around some of the in Francisco. So I don't even know where Glenn... We don't know where Glenn is. The lady from the last party, she's nowhere to be found. Now we're onto Francisco and I don't know.

It seems like it's gonna be headed towards disaster with all these new staffing changes. So Raman, Erica, are driving over talking about how much they just love to eat. Because remember, they're big wacky hot dogs seen last year where they're like, oh my god, I love hot dogs. I love hot dogs. I love hot dogs. I love hot dogs. I love hot dogs. I like so many hot dogs. And then we see Lisa Rana eat like one by the food. Yeah, it's time for their annual hot dog. So they're heading over the barbecue to reach with her kids, her daughter's like holding a push and all bag saying something. That's cute. Like my arm is going to like that thing. My arm is going to fall off. But

we don't want that to happen because you a future waitress. I put good. Uh, um, Garsell is driving with her kids kids and they're the first to arrive and she's like, well, I love the grounds. And one of her kids goes, wow, mom, her house is way better than ours. It's like, shut up. Shut up. Meanwhile, Kyle, what's the name of Kyle's fashion lines? Like, Kyle by...

Kyle by... Forget the ladies. The other lady. I'm totally screwing over and making do all the work while I take all the credit. Yes. So, Kyle is clearly wearing something from her line because she's wearing some awful looking the lady's other lady I'm totally screwing over and making do all the work while I take all the credit. Yes. So Kyle is clearly wearing something from her line because she's wearing some awful looking pajamas but like crazy patterns and by the way the bangs are back. So I guess where there are some reshoots for Halloween. I'm a little unclear why the bangs are back. So she shows Garsell this tent that she has in the back and everyone just basically starts arriving.

Sutton comes with her boyfriend, Michael, and Sutton tells us, Michael and I met when I was doing match.com. My fear was being, you know, sold into sex slavery. For sure. That was my biggest fear. That is like, you know what's so funny? So, at like around 19, like 1905 or like 1910, somewhere around there, there was a huge fear in American society of like women, white women, going to the city and being sold into sexual, sexual sex slavery, which by the way, it's still a thing that happens in real life.

So that's not, like, it's a crazy thing. But there was like a mania about it. And there are all these silent films that prayed on that mania. And I'm like, of course, Sutton, her anxiety would come from the silent film era. That's like so perfect. So she goes in.

And by the way, and I also like the way she mentions match.com as if it's this cutting edge new New community for the exclusive dating circles of America match calm You may have heard of it. It's one exclusive elite group that want to find romance with each other It's called match calm. So Teddy and Edwin arrive and certain meets the kids and she's like hello We've never met little person and Teddy's like, um, this is sudden slate. What do you do? You make eye contact? You say hello make eye contact Put your hand out say nice to meet you and Sun goes, oh ladies don't have to shake hands. That's okay

Ladies don't shake hands with the unemployed. Sorry little one That's okay. Ladies don't shake hands with the unemployed. Sorry, little one. Hahaha. So, um, so then Kyle, this is, this is how bad Kyle is. She even has to like brag to the children. She's like, hey, Cruz, hey Cruz, look, remember, the bouncy house, look, I got a bouncy house.

And there's a tent, look, I got a bouncy house. I got a bouncy house, Cruz, I'm like really Kyle, do you know how much approval do you need? Don't kidding, you're even trying to compete with the kids. You know, it's like, we have to do everything, cruise. So Denise is driving. Who's she bouncing houses?

Denise is driving over with Aaron and she's like, yeah, the kids are all good. I mean, God forbid we bring them around all of this, you know. I'm just in a no in situation. If I bring them, they're gonna say, oh, we better not say anything around your kids. And then if I don't bring them And he goes you know what that's like very low on the totem pole

Babe, I think we've got to worry about Yeah, I think if we had to rank the things that are high in the totem pole I would say big farm a number one That's obvious number two Gotta get some more a1 sauce around here. Number three five. G waves man. Number two, gotta get some more A1 sauce around here. Number three, 5G waves, man. Number four, what are the 5G waves do that A1 that we just got? Damn it. So, Rina and Erica come and Garsell's like, those bitches aren't casual. Yeah. That's like, let me tell you how to live in Beverly Hills. Ehh! Kyle's really good.

Yeah, she is. Yes, it's the yearly montage of people showing up under a dress to a barbecue on the show. And by the way, I don't know if you noticed this, when a girl says, you bitches aren't casual, Rinne goes, this is Beverly Hills' casual girl herself and then Kyle kicks up her leg and she goes, this is casual too, I'm like, stop trying to showcase

your awful, fashion line. It's not gonna work. So they're sitting around talking about Teddy's pregnancy and it's about as exciting as you'd think it would be. She's like, oh, Yel, they said my placenta is really high right now and Grecia all goes, are you gonna eat it? Hi, I'm Teddy, I've got hypocent, uh,

hi, I'm placenta. Hi, I'm Teddy, I've got high placenta. Hi, I'm placenta. Hi, I'm Teddy. I've got high placenta. Hi, I'm Teddy. I get high placenta. I have a high placenta and I get car six sometimes. So, I could you gonna eat that placenta and Teddy goes, oh, in poor form, definitely. And she goes, oh, I ate it. She goes, no, that's some white people said, black people don't do that. Yeah. And then she, like, and after she says that's some white people shit or whatever, she realizes her kids are like us, foot away. And so she just turns around, she yells at them. She's like, why are you on your phone on a rocking chair?

Move, come on, run around. I don't, I just like get off that rocking chair. Do something so I can cast. And by the way, also another reason why, never mind, I was gonna say another reason why I support you, he's not bringing her kids to this is because like those teenagers would have been bored out of their minds. A bouncy castle. I mean, Eloise would have had fun.

Yeah. So, Doreenba, Doreenba comes in and you you know her like see through rap or whatever and Garsell's like did you do glam today? So Denise and Erin are still in the way and they're already making plans have dinner after the barbecue because they like you know you know well Aaron is oh no Denise is because she's like does not not even wanna eat at this thing. She wants to basically do a drop-up. Yeah, she goes, I won't be eating.

Yeah, she goes, I should have brought in my sculpture and goes, yeah, you should have had one made. And she goes, of her. You know, can we just go eat somewhere? Just gonna fight. I love the idea of Denise just being bitchy enough to bring a big eye sculpture of Kyle to Kyle's house. I mean, I'm shocked that Kyle didn't have an ice sculpture.

Yeah, actually, yeah, a bigger diamond. And Kyle is the one who got so mad at Denise for having an ice sculpture for being like over the top fancy. When Denise is just a rag-a-muffin, when Kyle has set up a quote unquote barbecue with this giant table, with this beautifully, like beautifully table-scaped, this is not a barbecue. That's the whole thing. And this happens every year. But again, here's the woman who got mad at Denise for getting this ice sculpture,

which was like this one fancy thing in a very like normal, terrible, or... Well, that's what she was saying. She was saying like, she's fancy, but Denise is supposed to be the one who's like, oh yeah, I'm not fancy like you guys. I'm just casual. Oh yeah, she's like, she's fancy, but Denise is supposed to be the one he's like, oh yeah, I'm not fancy like you guys. I'm just casual. She's like, she's some ragamuffin.

Yeah, oh fuck. So Denise shows up and Aaron gives Kyle just like bag and he's like, hey, this is for you. It's a grounding bag for EMF and the 5G network. Sleep with it, you'll see the difference. And she starts unwrapping it and he goes, no, no, no, no, you don't have to take it out. It's a Faraday cage okay it's raw crystals and they suck in that EMF and you know headaches or your liver a

Suerid helps a swear if you have a headache just put it on your liver and she's like he said put it on your liver Yeah, she's like, okay. And then she's like, where are the kids? She goes, where is my liver? And that too. Kyle's fundamental problem is that she doesn't know where her liver is. Wow. So, so she's like, so where are the kids? And he's like, oh, wow, one of them has a plate eight, one is on sleep over.

And then Kyle goes, oh, I got a bouncy house and everything. I was thinking, a Louise would love it. So past the house. I got a bouncy house. And her aunt's like, yes, I was excited for Jega and this strange girl he keeps talking to to me, Jokies. So Denise is like, yeah, I'm going to a fuck. So Denise also discovers that Kyle has a small dog.

She's like, that's strange. I've only seen big dogs around here. I mean actual big dogs. No, actually not like, you know, mentally big dogs around here. I don't even know what I'm saying. Honestly, like I'm like a lunatic right now. I'm like, so I got myself so revved up during the car sales like the charity album that I have just been like,

I'm just like ranting about everything. I know, I hate when they have big things like that that piss you off right at the beginning and then they go back calm again and then they have a big thing at the end again. It's like, I then you're like, I can't control my rage right now. Everything is made me mad.

Oh, here's something else that made me mad. Here's something else. So then Kyle goes up to Garsell and she's like, so I really, I'm meant to have like a casual barbecue. And like I always say I'm gonna have a barbecue and then it's always big, but this year I like, I really wanted to be, you know, just like a simple and like with tongs, you know, like tongs,

but then Maristo loved to do a USC, to go to USC game. So it's like, I mean, it's just like it's so hard. I'm like, Kyle, don't try to pretend like you're gonna be like a casual everyday person. Okay, don't pretend like you're gonna use tongs for this barbecue There's not even a grill in size. I think she just does that so she can point out that she's had this massively catered So that she can you know, so that someone will say something cuz no one cares. It's like Yeah, you know, no one's eating this shit anyways. This is Beverly Hills, you know, but she's like like it's catered. I'm richer than you

But she's still trying to keep some sort of like cred like like she's trying to you know, but she's like, like, it's catered. I'm richer than you. But she's still trying to keep since sort of like, cred, like, like, she's trying to, you know, yeah, it's like, she's just kind of trying to like, critic proof her, her meal by being like, no, I wanted it to be, I wanted it to be just a simple barbecue,

but then Mauricio wasn't here. And I just can't, I don't know how to have a bar. She's so rich. Just so rich. I don't know how to put meat on a grill I don't know how to put me down in the grill So Rina It goes through the line doing her look I eat

I have a case to see Three tacos, I should loop I have to or Tia some tortilla chips Some guacamole Did I say chalupa already? Okay, just I want 10 plates Give me 10 plates And then Teddy goes the table Like so the table is like a low table ready? Okay, just I want 10 plates. Give me 10 plates.

And then Teddy goes the table like so the table is like a low table where there's not really chairs like morocca on the ground. Yeah, and Teddy is like pregnant and that's hard for her. And she's like trying to get down. She's like, uh, uh, hi, I'm Teddy. I've got a high placenta and I get car sick sometimes. I figured out pretty quickly that we are just gonna proceed like I'm not Practicing in this group and I I laughed again. Teddy made me laugh twice as that we're also gonna proceed like we're not just totally ripping off the decor of Sir for this party because that's basically what it is sitting on those little Moroccan poofs So car cells says where your kids and So, Garsell says, where are your kids? And to me, he says, like, oh, man, you think I'd bring them around, everyone,

and we start laughing together. And Garsell goes, oh, after what happened, oh. And they're laughing, you know. And they're speaking quietly to each other. But Kyle, of course, hears it. Yeah. And she's like, there's no way I'm gonna bring them in here. And Kyle goes, what are you saying?

What are you saying? And Garsell said, I said, where are your kids? them in here. And Karthus, what are you saying? What are you saying? And Garthsel said, I said, where are your kids? And Denise goes, yeah, well, you know, I got the point. They shouldn't be within your shot of us. And she, and Karthus, like, no, go ahead. I was just saying, Karthus, oh, that's why your kids aren't here. That's not it. We're not like safe.

Yeah, she gets all offended. And she goes, well, I thought you said that they weren't here for other reasons. They had plans, and Denise says, well, it was a combination of things. I get something, I got to, I noted, I noted what you guys said, and that's it. She goes, well, it can sound apart,

but it came up like we should have known better, but I don't want you to feel like you can't have kids around us. Yeah, and Cos, like, honestly, today was a beautiful family day, and I don't want you ever to feel like you can't have your kids around. I'm like, oh my God. And then she tells us that it's like a slap in the face.

Oh, get over yourself, Kyle. That's ridiculous. Yeah, I'm a mother who knows how to have a family party. How dare you. How slapped. And so Teddy of course takes the hint and she, um, you're not comfortable having your kids in our presence. Is that what you said?

You're not comfortable. It's like, I can't Teddy. And Denise is like, I never said that. And Son goes, well, she did say, why would I bring my kids, especially with all that sex labor going around? I literally never said anything close to that but do you feel comfortable bringing your kids around us and there's a big long pause and cargo well that's not what she said so and to read yeah my kids are here this

jagga the little invisible one he insists is there all the time. And Garth says that your kids aren't paying attention. They're little. I don't even know where mine are. I don't even know where mine are. And Denise gets lucky. Teenagers had plans and the other half, you know, Eloise was taken care of because we want to have a date night, alright? Because we work six days a week and then goes Yeah, I love her that you know, it's full time. It's full time. Which is weird. It's like a weird pivot. Yeah That's had he is like But I think it was presented prior is the way it was present prior is because of our group is why you didn't want to bring them

So I think that's the confusion which is sort of like such a Non-direct way of saying, like, you know, you're lying. And then it cuts all the women, all the women just do that little, that head tilt, you know, the Beverly Hills head tilt, where they go, huh, you know, they're like, what Teddy said, yeah. Chris also says, you know, even if she did feel that way, it's her right to feel that way. It never was just quiet and tilty. And she's like, you know, I don't know why I'm the only one at the table standing up for Denise I'd stand up for her any day because she's my friend, but I also get it, you know It's like she's not a hypocrite. She's just saying she doesn't want her kids to be around certain things That's what most adults do

And Teddy goes well the implication of making the rest of the group look bad It's just like when you said that you don't feel comfortable bringing your kids around this group and Aaron's like, all right, I'm going to step in because this is like ridiculous, all right. First of all, none of your ladies have any sort of bags hanging around your livers right now. So you're all unprotected. So I know that EMF is probably ruining your brains right now and turning them into

bush. All. Alright ladies. Well you know everyone comes over to our house, we shared our bread with you. And all we said was please our kids are right here. You know, know your surroundings. So what is the issue here? What is it? It's like bad move, okay? Bad move.

Step away from the table sir. Yeah, exactly. I'm telling you like, um, hi I'm. The issue is, no, there is no issue. That's my point. I got a big dick and I got a big bone to pick too. You're making an issue out of nothing and it's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. Wow. Is anyone feel that 5G? It's strong. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Like Teddy is just all the sides here. Which, you know, I don't like him coming in and talking to the women like that.

It's a bullshit. No, me neither. I agree. But at the same time, he's like, stop. You know, I get his point. It's just his delivery is gross. It's gross. It's creepy.

Yeah. So, Doreet's like, what look I've been in the position where your husband wants to defend Ja! And then we see PK fighting with Eileen, who does so funny at that party, where he's like, Oh, you know what? Is it really fair how you're acting to my wife? Oh no, is that just what you two do? And I think goes, you're rude! Beasts! He's like, you're rude! It's like, your rude. No, you are rude. So Doreet's basically like,

Aaron, know your audience. This isn't going to go well. So then Renathroes herself into it and goes, can I ask you this Denise, what did you say to Sammy when she asked about the three sums? Because she kind of is like, we don't even know what this conversation's like. I don't even know how it went.

And you're getting all mad. And we don't even know what this conversation's like. I don't even know how it went. And you're getting all mad. And we don't even know what was Sammy, was Sammy like mortified, was she confused, or was she like, this is funny. I kind of feel like a producer probably told Rina, yeah, Sammy, we shot the scene and Sammy didn't even mind. She thought her mom was being crazy. Yeah, because we know what she's getting at, you know?

And she's like, yeah, I don't get how that comes about. And Denise says, well, that's between me and Sammy. And then we see the clip where Sammy totally doesn't care, you know, she's like, whatever, you were talking about three cents. We were dying of laughter, mom. Yeah. Which is funny, but it's also still not the point, you know, and Eloise is not that same age, you know. So yeah. And then there's, so there's this random lady, I think her name was Jen or something like that. She's at the table.

She's unliked. She barely gets a chiroin. And she goes, she's like, I mean, teenager is probably know what a threesome is, which is true. But again, it's not Denise's point. Denise's point is like, I, you know, she just, she didn't want people talking about that

in front of the kids, because she doesn't want also her daughter's friends to go home and be like, they were talking about the presents, the parents, the adults were all talking about the presents at the party, you know, she just doesn't, she just didn't want it, and I think it's her right, and they should all just sort of drop it. So then, but then Aaron though, even though I'm on Denise and Aaron's side, Aaron has to ruin it, cause then Aaron has the worst logic. He goes, no, the more they talk about it, the more curious they'll get, and then they'll go to Google as if like teenagers like have not already Googled a million times. Like Aaron, that's ridiculous.

But also just the way he's talking to her is so gross. He goes, oh, you think you think you're an expert, huh? Oh, you think so. It's just gross. You don't talk to people like that, especially not women like that He's just he's acting like a fucking pig and Karl goes, you know what? I get that actually and he goes Oh, right. So no issues right ladies. All right moving on. Let's talk about something else then moving on And he's like checking you know swinging back his drinks and Denise laughs at the other ladies, like my husband's acting, like she seems to be laughing like, oh my god, you guys, sorry.

So then, and Kyle's like, well, I was clarifying because Denise said, he goes, everyone, do you feel great right now? Do you feel great? And her girl goes, I feel amazing, because I don't care. Yeah, that didn't affect me, so I don't give a fuck.

Got one of those in for the season. She gets up and walks off. And Teddy is telling us, oh really big guy, make you feel good, make you feel strong. So sexy when you put women down. Which I'm actually with Teddy on that. Yeah, exactly. I'm like, let's fucking go. It's ridiculous.

And then Kyle's like, no, you know, women handle things differently than men He goes that's clear. Why are you continue like why are you continuing on like one note? It's like one note It's it's so one no you're like so one no It's a flute playing guess what one note that's rad-set it again And Garsell's like look even if she said she doesn't want her kids around this group, it's her right to say that. Just say it Denise, if that's how you feel, just say that. And Doreet's like, yes, but honey, honey, you can see that her saying that as moms

who brought their children, it makes us look like bad mom and carcass. Yeah, it feels like passive aggressive mom shaming. Oh my God. It's like no carcass it feels like passive aggressive mom shaming. Oh my God. It's like no, Carl. It's literally not mom shaming at all. It's like adult shaming at best. So then Aaron starts getting into it with Kyle. He's like, well, define that for me then, passive aggressive.

Go ahead and define that. Can you define that? And she's like, when you say, I don't want to bring my kids around this group. And he goes, I didn't say that. Who said that? She goes, your wife Denise just said that Yeah, and then but then Denise is like, but how is that mom shaming? Which is true so at this point when it's like, you know what?

I'm gonna go over to the slide because it's a bunch of bullshit right over here. I mean a slide to bullshit right over here. I mean, a slide. Oh, no, slide. Oh, no. Aaron's like, yeah, I'll feel really good now. Does that make you feel good? No, not very great, right? She goes, listen, I sent a text about a bouncy house.

I have a bouncy house. So on one of the kids ago, I sent a text about a bouncy house. And then Kyle tells us, it's like saying, I'm up here as some mom, and you're down there. OK, now this is funny because we've been saying that Kyle is totally gas sighting Denise and trying to make her look crazy and bipolar and all this stuff and she literally does a Kelly Benzamo mine to really drive her home to us. And also nothing about what Denise said or did

like expresses I'm a I'm here as a mom and you're down here as a mom. And then Kyle goes, I'm sorry, that's mom shaming and I'm a really good mom. Probably the thing I'm best at in my life and I'm offended by that. I'm like, you're the one who like, you are like so codependent. You like flew across the country like five times because you missed your daughter when she was off at college. I think that happened. That was calling you about. Oh, I'm crying, Jesus. So she's like, but Denise, you weren't upset about it.

It's like they won't just let it go. I don't understand what is wrong with these people. Girls like, you were upset about Santa Barbara though. She goes, I wasn't upset at anyone at this table in Santa Barbara. I just, well, you weren't upset in Santa Barbara. She goes, I wasn't upset with anyone at this table. Just, so you were upset with someone not there. It's like Kyle, who's not at the table?

Come on. Jesus goes, Kyle, stop. Just stop. And then, you know, and then so now Kyle just keeps on like talking about kids, like bringing up the kids at the meal. They're just talking about in circles. And Denise is just, at this point, by the way, Doreet's kid has come to the table.

And Kyle is basically like, well, obviously, he had an issue because you went out to a meal. You went to a meal with Teddy and whoever else and brought it up at the meal. And Denise, right in front of like Jagger or someone is like, you know what, I didn't have a meal, I had a fucking facial. I'm right from the kid. It's a sound effect and Kyle's like, well no one in Santa Barbara, she goes, can you ever listen, Kyle? God. And Teddy's over there going, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho simple make up who cares move forward with it I mean when people when people win it also encourages

people to engage because people want to see how those people want keep that in mind ladies keep that in mind and the air goes what the fuck is he even saying people win makes people engage I think it's like everyone put your hand in the center and let's do a hurrah an Aaron Is Aaron a complete moron or is he on good drugs? Cuz I'm fucking confused man up Brain explodes put your head And you and I think that people pay like probably top dollar to get this sort of advice from his studio in Malibu Yeah, and he's like put your hand hand in man. Seriously, this is ridiculous.

Put your hand in man. I'm just gonna give you a hint and a clue. You're welcome. Yeah, and Teddy goes, okay, thanks Aaron. And he goes, you're welcome. And he goes, you guys stop. And Teddy, you are a fucking shitster, okay? So, me, oh.

Yes, Teddy, you're sitting over there like trying to start fights at the end of the table in another situation that's not about you, that you're trying to totally turn around on somebody else. You don't have to do anything for yet another season. Jesus. Oh, excuse me. I have a hyposentos, so I really resent that.

She is, you really are, because when we got a facial that day, you were fine. Wasn't she fine, Sutton? And Sutton's like, yes. And Teresa, like, oh, Teresa, I mean, Teddy goes to read, I mean Denise, she goes, see, she's used to shit now you, Teresa. So now Denise, they're like, well, you were so mad in Santa Barbara.

And she's like, I wasn't mad in Santa Barbara. And she's like, well, but you shut the conversation down when you say, okay, end of conversation. And she's like, well, that's because it was going on for two hours. And I don't know what my movies have to do with my kids. I don't know, but when I'm for two hours, so finally I was exhausted and said,

like, enough, end of story, you know? Yeah, typical Teddy. She hears some things, she acts fine with it, then she tries to make that person's life a living hell with everybody else. Like, she does it every single time. So she's like, I mean, you guys are on me. Like, what movies have I done and this and that?

And I'm like, come on, I was the have to do with my daughters. Like, come fucking on you guys. There's a fucking line and I'm done with it. And it's like, you can't leave. So you can't the line, I'm done. But what if I get sold and just slave her in, like, son relax, I'm leaving Well as long as you guys feel good about yourselves and you can look at yourself in the mirror and just own it

Yeah, Eric is like well, I'm looking in the mirror and not only do I like what I see I'm owning it Yeah, yeah, so then Kyle's like almost been suffocated by giant balls for 20 years you you earned those legs, huh? So now Kyle's like, I've almost been suffocated by giant balls for 20 years. You, you weren't those legs, huh? So now Kyle, who has, who instigated all this by being like, what, what, what, what, Kyle's like, I'm not gonna have someone walk out of my house like that. No, no, I'm not gonna have the like, Kyle, you pushed her to this.

You are like, you're the main driver of this. So now Kyle and Doree start chasing Aaron and Denise as they're trying to leave because she's not gonna let her get away with this peacefully again, right? So he's like, well that was nice. They're off my Christmas card list. She's like,

do you know what I say? A fucking word we're on camera. Do not say a fucking word. But Kyle's right- The strings. Right behind them. Stop leaving. Stop fancy house. I got a bounce

and actually Denise keeps on saying we're on the camera which I really liked I liked how she suddenly turned into everyone's mom like okay everyone we're on the camera okay stop stop don't see a word don't say it word but I got a authority case no don't say another word Aaron she says don't say anything Aaron dammit because he keeps turning around to say something, because they're chasing them. And he goes, don't tell me what to say. I'm gonna crush your fucking hand, stop it.

It's like, damn. You were so gross. God, I don't need more more. I understand why she's leaving, but I don't want her to leave with him. I'm not out of the way, totally anti. I hope she leaves him. Yeah, then Kyle goes, I cannot figure this girl out.

I wish we could have just sat down and talked this out. I'm like, well, if you wanted to sit down and talk her out, talk that out. You could have just sat her down and talked her out. Instead of being like passive aggressive, by the way, at this group thing and like being awful. Yeah. So she goes, but can you get what I get what you're saying

about that night? I get it. And he goes, then why didn't you share that? She goes, I can you get what I get what you're saying about that night? I get it and he goes, then why didn't you share that? She goes, I can't have anyone leaving my house like that because yeah, well shit happens and slams the door behind him That was kind of fun and then back at the table Teddy's going, I mean the implication of saying those things I mean you know why you did that same way Aaron knows what he's saying when he says hope you feel good looking in the mirror Guy saying you're an asshole Teddy and you are an asshole. Yeah, okay. It's not an implication Yeah, I mean why is it that like like they are so concerned about implications on that front But by them saying well, they're Charlie sheen's kids

Of course they know about it. That's actually implying a lot of things too So they're just as guilty of making implications, although I have to say Denise didn't make any implications in the first place, so So they they believe in Aaron closes out with the classic house website. He goes gone with the wind Yeah, you just forgot the fabulous at the end and then we get this later this season And then we get like a next part of the season clip, and I'm not sure if this is coming back next week, if they're taking a hiatus or what's going on, but I couldn't tell on listings if it's new next week.

Yeah, that's weird. I know, I guess we'll have to keep an eye on that. Well, in the meantime, everyone stay safe out there. Please continue to channel rage through Kyle Ridgeard. That's always fun. And we will be back on our next episode to talk about the real housewives of New York. Yeah, we love you guys.

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