Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Hard of Earring

Episode Date: September 9, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Erika blossoms (rots?) into the unabashed cartoon villain we always knew she was when she yells at widows and orphans for making her look bad over a pair of unreturned diamond earringson this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Kathy gets her turn of the group turning on her. Have fun with that! This week's premium Patreon bonus will be a trailer breakdown for the new season of Real Housewives of Potomac. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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That was an intentional. Okay, everybody. Today is Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I've, you know, we're recording not late today, but we usually record this a little earlier. And I didn't watch it until after I feel like the world watched it and so I Watched it this morning and I was reading comments in bed last night on Twitter. Oh my god people are very very upset I mean, I was very stressed out going to bed. I was like, oh my god. How am I gonna sleep? I know Kyle has done all of this

And it turns out I slept really well So and then I watched it and I was like, oh, that's not so bad. I didn't really build up in my head. Like, oh, this is, this the whole show's gonna burn down. So I'm like, now, Erica's just who we've always told you she is, and everybody has been able to kind of see that under her surface. But, man, did she really come out as Cruella tonight?

I mean, watch your buddies, okay? Yeah, her inability to understand optics is like so fascinating to me. Like she's just really holding on to this like, this bad girl image in a way where you're just like, you know what girl, you know, yeah, and she talks a lot about how this is gonna be settled in a court of law,

not the court of public opinion. Well, bad news. You are a celebrity and you're also ostensibly a performer. And guess what? Celebries and performers have to pay attention to the court of public opinion and sorry, but that's just the way it goes. And the fact that she's like unwilling to pivot

or she's unwilling to even realize this, like every single person knows that sometimes you just got to take it on the chin, even if you probably feel like you don't deserve it. How many CEOs? I mean, you think Erica has to take it on the chin before nobody gets that money without taking it on the chin just a little bit. Yeah, I mean, like if there were some massive scandal

with actually there was United Airlines. Remember, there was a few years ago, there was like that video of like terrible things happening on that plane. Was it like a flight attendant punch someone? It was some chaotic thing. The CEO had to resign. I think, you know what, I'm not sure about that. Back to the point. Why did they resign? What happened? Well, I mean, just there was such bad PR around it. I remember he had a response that was not good or the point is this, this happens all the time with corporations. For example, not just corporations, like something goes wrong and the CEO, I guarantee, had

nothing to do with it, but eventually the CEO says, I have to step down. This happens. People often have to step down and Erica is not a CEO of anything notable. But the point is that people, sometimes you have to do something that shows like, okay, I'm gonna make this gesture to show that I care, you know? Yeah, like Diana.

Erica's like not willing to do it. Like Diana, having the worst VR crisis of any housewife in a long time lately. And then being like, oh, I've donated $100,000 to victims. I'm like, okay, where are those receipts? And what charity exactly? Did you start one yourself? What?

I need some free this, man. And in fact, did she start a run? I knew it. She started her own charity for Erica, for Tom's victims, which I don't like Erica, but I think it is important to stress. It is Tom's victims, okay, and I think everybody knows that. But Erica seems to be trying to change the narrative to, I just feel from these people. No one said you stole from the people, ma'am, okay? So anyway, Diana has this thing where she's doing it. I'm all over the place today.

Sorry, my ADD is completely out. That's okay, we're getting all the rant, we're getting, I'm sorry to interrupt. We're getting the ranting out now so we can have levity later. And levity, because we're gonna be watching the Southern charm later. So we'll have some levity tomorrow.

Okay. So, yeah, so Diana came out with this charity immediately fishy. What do you think about this charity? Well, you know, one of our one of our listeners and active discord members, Alisa, she had an interesting little thing on Twitter that she posted. And I kind of, you know, she brought some interesting points, which is that, like, basically this charity, it is, it's Diana's foundation that she just basically only recently founded. She found it through giving.org, which I guess is, like, you can basically start, you can launch a digital nonprofit in five minutes or less. Essentially, it's like this money, this $100,000 donated on this exact day

is going into Diana's foundation. It's not necessarily going to the victims. It's being claimed to be going to the victims. And then the question is, how is it going to get to the victims? What are they going to do? How much of an administrative cut are they going to take? So it's already like, it's like, okay, smooth move, but you still have to do more work before this was really considered something really wonderful.

I mean, I will say on the surface, one hopes that it's a sincere gesture, because if it is, it's really cool. But, this is so cool. The band is not this bad. It has a bad track record It's reeks of bullshit, okay So I don't know that it is so you can keep your suing pants on ma'am But I would love to see what miss miss Rio Gomez thinks about this. I'm sure she'll have something to say so anyway

There's that also I just going back to the start of this, I hate the word optics. I hate it. I think it's such bullshit that everybody's like the optics, the, like we're not all running for fucking mayor. Okay, I don't care about optics of every little thing. And I think if you think something, sometimes it's okay, just to fucking say what you think. And I'm sick. Because optics makes it like you're, you're just putting things in a more polite way. So you're not not hated but you're learning to veil your true thoughts and your true grossness and then it makes it harder for the rest of us to figure out what's really going on. So I hope that less people use optics but but there that was leading up to a very large

line. I know I was leading to a butt but I have I have a response to what you just said. Well, you put in your second request, okay? Right in on a little bit of a paper. I am. You do your butt. Listen Ronnie Optics, okay? But girl, even I was like, Erica, no.

I mean, I don't even like Erica. And if we were in a car together, I would have put out my arm to like protect her from going through the windshield, okay? I was like, no, what are you doing? No. The mask? Yeah, I mean, I think the Optics argument to like protect her from going through the windshield, okay? I was like, no, what are you doing? No! Dumb ass. Yeah, I mean, I think the optics argument goes both ways.

Like, you know, it's shitty when people are hiding their true intentions for quote unquote optics to look good. But it also goes the other way, which is like, hey, you need to change how you're talking because you're making yourself look bad, right? Like you're being, it's not that you're being too honest, it's that you're not saying it, right? And people are gonna get the wrong impression

of you actually in a bad way. It's the little like you have to, you have to be acceptable. People have to, you know, accept what you're saying. Like when you're running for office or something, that's what I always think about it. Like you have to be more acceptable to people, you know, we all have to,

I think people, I think you know what I mean. I just, yeah, yeah. No, I know. You know, one, two, in other words, is beyond, is beyond optics, is beyond making it look good. It's about being good. It's about doing the right fucking thing. You know what I mean? Like, I don't like that people have to change everything to make it look like they're doing good or look like it makes them seem like they're saying the right thing. Just do the, just try to do the right thing. You know what I mean? I mean, it's not called fiber, do the right thing. It's not called fiber, it's not called fiber, do the right thing, okay? Fiber, do the fiber. I'll just make it stupid,

pun. Anyway, no, I, I, I, I agree. Everyone should just do the right thing. I think where I get frustrated with Erica and her objects is that you can't, it's like she is doing things that is making her life harder. And she's, and at the same time, also seems to be playing the victim. Like, ah, look, I was performing. Now I can't book a job.

It's like, yeah, but you also are acting like an asshole. Like, don't you see? Like, you say you're on complain about people who are coming for you, coming for you, coming for you, but like, sorry, I'm about to sneeze. I'm about to sneeze out a whole bunch of, Erica, shall I let it out? And it passed.

I knew if I spoke it, it wouldn't happen. But she complains about like, oh, like, here I am. People are coming for me all the time. It's like, don't you realizeains about like, oh, like here I am, people are coming for me all the time. It's like, don't you realize though that like, if you made these gestures and did present an optic like you cared, then maybe you wouldn't be getting as much heat. Like that's the whole thing that's so frustrating.

It's like, just do like that such simple thing, you know? And honestly, when it comes to these earrings, I kind of feel like had she just shown more compassion along the way that people would be pretty chill about or keeping the earrings until like something was settled, right? But it says that she's so unwilling to lead with that. She leads with like, look at what happened to me.

I'm a victim too. And like, no one wants to hear that. Like if you are someone who lost a loved one in that plane crash and you're, you are, maybe even a loved one who was like the bread winner for your family and you're owed money. Do you really want to turn on the TV and hear her say, like, I only think about myself.

Like, why would I give away these? And also, by simultaneously bragging to Garcell, like, oh yeah, these earrings, $1.3 million, you don't want to. It's like, it's so obnoxious and she just doesn't seem to realize that there are just steps that she could be taking to make her life and other people's lives easier.

Well, you know, thankfully thankfully she's not taking those steps because that would be addressing the optics, which would be hiding her true nature, which is a selfish little fuck face, okay? And so I'm glad that she's not worried about the optics because we get to see her for the true grinch she is until the third act when he turns nice. Okay, so let's get into this, Ben.

Shall we? Did you hear about the earrings, Ben? That's, that was our first piece. I mean, the sad thing is, the thing that I'm, the thing that I'm most angry about Ronnie is really the tequila situation, but we'll just get to that. I'll save that for later. Yeah.

Well, because this is the big trip with her, you know, villainizing Kathy. So I think the whole season we've all been so excited to see what Kathy does. So far, team Kathy, okay, and I know, villainizing Kathy. So I think the whole season we've all been so excited to see what Kathy does. So far, team Kathy, okay, and I know that's not great optics, okay, because I know that a lot of people aren't. But so far, no, I'm team Kathy. So far in this particular argument, no reason not to be. I mean, they're monsters. This is a cast of fucking monsters, okay? Yeah, they are monsters and the real are they they the more they they just think they are always piling on to the right thing and they just always miss

It's a me every time so we start a Kyle sad little aspin duplex Which you were correct about it so duplex good call. Thank you. I love that you're such a good duplex spotter My duplex star is really strong. I can spot coat cabbets and you can spot like shared walls. I can spot the sense that like we have to be a little quiet because the neighbor is my dear, I'm sure. Yeah. So there's a very, I've never seen a more confused deer head hanging on a wall.

We get a close up of this like deer head, which is so gross hanging on the wall. And it's like, it's giving side eye. Like, why am I on this fucking wall? I'm on like a shared wall. Get me out of here. It's give the deer is giving side eye emoji. The deer is definitely like, I was beheaded for duplex not even like a chalet really. When like when Sicily she winds up in the frickin lodge and she doesn't even do

shit. She barely even eats and her skinny ass head isn't a lodge and I'm in this duplex. Yeah. And then the next shot we get is of this poor dog storm who's just dying to run away, you know, and Kyle's always talking about how Storm watch storm because storm is gonna run Kyle. Why do your dogs always want to run? I mean this dog is like right by the door with his nose right and like maybe this can open soon and I'll finally get away Storm is definitely like the Definitely like the foster child or something in a Dickens novel just like trying to get out and start a new life in the big city. Just needs to get out of there.

Yeah. So, Rina is down there making coffee, looking for stevia. And Karna was like, well, sorry, but I'm still not over those shoes that Kathy showed up in. I sent a niece to my text to my nieces, Paris Heldon and the lesser but still really rich Nikki Heldon. And I said, you should see the shoes your mom showed up with. And she was wearing socks up to her cash.

Kyle trying to get mileage out of Kathy's amazing flex that A, she got free slippers from the hotel and B, that they're like good quality slippers and C, that she's so rich, she can just wear slippers to an airport and show up and ask them in them. And Kyle is, Kyle just so does not get it. And she just thinks she is just like tearing Kathy down. And it is such an amazing royal backfire. It is. And the whole episode, you know, I was thinking in a lot of the tweets and stuff I was reading, we're like, why is Kyle like constantly coming for Kathy and her purse and her shoes? Why is Kyle so bothered?

You know, I don't get it. And then it kind of dawned on me towards the end when they were at the restaurant together in this episode. Kyle is upset because she thinks Kathy looks down on Aspen, right? Because Kathy won't take her nice purse. She won't even bother putting on nice shoes. And she even says, like, I don't want to waste the purse. She says, no, Kyle says that about her. But she says something like, I don't want to bring a nice bag to Aspen, making it like Aspen's a shitty part of town, you know,

like she would only go to bail or something. And I think Kyle feels like the rich sister is coming in and judging her porous. And it actually makes me more team-cafy because that is a level of passive aggressiveness or passive aggression that is just that's a limpic level passive aggression, you know. Yeah, I didn't even think about that. My theory was that I mean, I think there's's a lot of reasons why Kyle is doing this. And I think they all interweave together. But my theory was also that I think Kyle wanted to kind of bask in the reflected glory of her sister being super wealthy.

She just wanted Kathy to show up with a hugely expensive bag and like, outshine Diana, and the fact that she didn't, and that Kyle can't be like, yeah, that's like, I'm sisters with that. Also was frustrating for her. I feel like she both wants to shoot on Kathy, but also brag about Kathy. And I think she's like caught going back and forth,

but I think you're, you're, you're a thing about that. Like Kathy is just looking down on this whole thing. Like it's some sort of flabby in, you know. Like an ass bin. Charity case. It's kind of amazing. It's kind of amazing. So I'm just saying, who would bring a purse?

Who would bring a nice purse? I do have to. I left him at the wall door. But then Kyle has this weird reaction to the slippers, where she's like, I don't even want those slippers in my house. Okay. I'm not watching them. Those are her hotel slippers.

And it's just so like, it's so try hard. It's so try hard to be fancy. You know, it's like Kyle being new money is like never more present than in this moment. And Kathy is not new. Kathy is not old money, but she married into like L.A.'s version of old money. And so she, and she like knows the ways ways and Kyle just can't like conceive of it

cannot conceive Like the slip the fact that she wants to throw out Kathy slippers is also by the way So not fair Kathy like those slippers Well, you know what they say wealth whispers money says be open and honest So I'm not gonna watch this. I don't want them in my house. Those are her tells, I'm gonna say, ew!

And Rana's like, and what about this face roller? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, god, and this trip, I like the level of exhaustion is beyond. It is beyond. Yeah, Rennie was like, yesterday was a long day. That was a long day. Plus Diana was out of control. I mean, she was in pain. She wasn't pain.

I mean, you heard it comes out of rage at times. She wasn't a lot of pain. She was just upset about Lois. She was upset about Lois. You shouldn't have seen her. She was sobbing on of pain. She was just upset about Lois. She was upset about Lois. You shouldn't have seen her. She was sobbing on the way to the car. And birds just started descending upon her.

It was pain, a lot of pain. So she had some crystallized sugar on her lips. They were very sharp. And so one, one go around with that tongue. It really hurt. It's just in pain, a lot of pain. So then Erica comes up and they're talking about how they're going skiing but Erica's not going to go and she's like, I've had three knee surgeries that I haven't had before.

All right. On which, wow, that's a lot of these surgeries. I think Erica is a medical exaggerator. You know, on this show we had Yolanda, the medical exaggerator and I think it's like a tradition because we had like the whole like Tom fell off the cliff and then burglars were there and then you know he went blind but then he got eye surgery but then right

yeah those broke and they had to do surgery on his ankle and all the gettles brine yeah I think it's just kind of a doctor, Paul, like Paul Bunyan, DBS, you know, his DBS adentist. Yes, but she would say it's a doctor. She's like, well, I did a residency at Mount Sinah Hospital for my DDS.

So Kyle is, she's like, well, Erica, we're talking about the obvious, son, and then that whole thing. And like, you know, she's like, oh well Erica, we're talking about the obvious. Son and that, you know, that whole thing. And like, you know, it's funny, because like, when I talked to Sutton one on one, I get a humor. I mean, like, she shares it with me. And then in the group, I can't figure her out.

She's so confusing after I threw her under the bus. Yeah, it's crazy. I mean, you hire a couple of demons to come in and spell out openly and honest, and suddenly she's crying. I just don't get it. And she said, and Rina goes, oh yeah, it's very high school.

And Erica's like, yeah. Cause one minute she's great, and then she gets around the group and Rina's like, yeah, mean girls, mean girls. And classics, like yeah, it's classic mean girls. Like if I say Rina, let's unfollow Erica, that being fucking mean. Look, I think using a Ouija board to start fights because you have no other talents to get yourself attention is more high school than unfollowing somebody.

Honestly. Yeah. Yeah, I just think that it's like funny that Rina, like, Rina can't be mad at sudden doing 180s when that is like Rina's entire storyline this season, literally going out to lunch and then yelling at sudden at, you know, homeless, not toothless and then being like, hey, I'm in a lot of pain. I'm in a lot of pain. Lois died and so did Queen Elizabeth. I'm in a lot of pain. All right, P Queen Elizabeth.

All right, by the way, BG Dubs. Thanks, Ben. Sorry, I was like, this one's too big to not, to wait till the end. I was like, I'm gonna sneak in this one. I was trying to sneak in in a, in a, in a light way. Well, glad you got it here. Well, glad you got your deceased masturbation and your deceased masturbation in for the day.

Well, but wait, I made it, I made it work because I tied it in with Lois. You made a Lois, you made a Lois death joke first. So I just followed with the question. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say just followed with the quiz. I have a say, Optics Monty, Optics Monty, Optics. It's time for commercial. It's time for it.

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So, then we go to the Vans because now it's by the way also Renna just literally blocked hundreds of people. So this conversation is hilarious. There are many girls that are following people. So then in the van, one van is Sutton, Garsell, and Sheree, and they're going to pick up Erica because they're like the snowmobile car. So Garsell's like, well last night was a lot. And Sutton says, yeah, well, I'm not here to cry. I'm not here to fight. I'm here to enjoy the snow and learn how to snow mobile. Okay, I think this is a good exercise for me, being with Erica, okay? And Garth tells us like,

because we are picking up Erica. And she's like, we are picking up Erica. It's a good exercise. Yes. We must challenge ourselves to be on a snowmobile with our non-friend. Not a friend. So Kyle's like, me and my banker Kyle's house,

they're about to go out to go skiing. So of course Kyle has to do the thing that she always does now on vacations. Wake up poor Kathy, who's the only one who flew across the country for this. Wake up Kathy, who she knows lies to sleep late. Like it's been documented, it's been declared. knows lies to sleep late. Like it's been documented. It's been declared. She lies to sleep late.

So Kyle walks into Kathy's dark room and goes, Kathy, are you awake? We're gonna go skiing, are you awake? With a camera crew, okay. In the bunk bedroom. Every city, a little bunk bedroom. I mean, Kyle's obviously just trying to break. With Jordi, Kathy, Kills.

Right, at this point, I think she's just trying to make Kathy lose her shit. So Kathy covers her head with the pillow and then she's like, oh my God, what is this 200 thread? Who Kyle, I just, I don't wanna go. I mean, what am I, oh, by the way, what am I supposed to do with my clothes because there's no hangers in here, Kyle? And she's like, there are Kathy, there's these hangers.

Yeah, and she's like, she pulls out a bunch of little plastic hangers and she's like, yeah, but there's not one inch for me to put one thing. She goes, look at these Kathy, look at these. It was like actually very close to a mommy dearest, like, redo, you know, and more velvet hangers. Now that kid really was spoiled. Yeah, and so she's like,

she's like, where do I put them? There's no one to know where to put them. She's like, well, how much space do you need? And she's like, you know, I'll tell you one thing. This is not a big house, Kathy. It's not a big house. And Kathy's just like sitting there in that shitty bunk bed and that pillow that was like brown

and just like, why did I agree to come on here? And she knows what Kyle's trying to do, right? Like, Kyle's trying to make it seem like Kathy's such a snob. Look at Kathy wanting butter at dinner. Look at Kathy wanting to eat with a fork. Look at Kathy complaining about my small house because it's not a match.

So Kathy goes, no, no, the house is great. I'm very comfortable. It's one step above being offered free teeth at a dinner party, but it's really very lovely. Very lovely. Most comfortable half an inch mattress I've ever slept on. Thank you Kyle. Thank you. No, I think it's great. I mean, I love a sort of modern lean-to kind of house, you know?

So, um, so then Kyle mentions that Doreet went to a hotel last night at midnight, and then one hour ago, we see Kyle talking on the phone with Doreet in the hotel and Doreet went to a hotel last night at midnight. And then one hour ago, we see Kyle talking on the phone with Doreet in the hotel and Doreet's like, gee, Kyle, I had no choice. I thought so very uncomfortable. Not that I was afraid of any robbers coming in. It just was entirely way too clashed refobic. I mean, the walls were basically touching both of my shoulders.

I had to go somewhere with luxury. Sorry, Kyle. And Diane is building Very, very safe building. Panic attack room safe, Kai. I heard the door jiggle. So I locked myself in the bathroom and I yelled, don't mess with Judy Fauster, burglar. And when I came out, there was a plate of eggs on the front of the CV. And nothing was missing. Most black birdless I've never met coil If your anxiety is about your robbery, why are you going to stay with the person who has the most stuff to steal? Just wanted to stay in the nicer fucking hotel room to read

No, I want to steal anything out of that sad deer head duplex. Okay, so she was staying at the rental house. Oh, you're right. She was. The reat was at the rental. So, back with Kyle. Kyle's like, okay, Kathy, this is storm. Do not let storm out, okay? Because for some reason, storm just keeps running and screaming.

Help! Help, please help! Help! Too weird. So, also, though, she she has to go into trash. Which, I mean, for crying out loud. I mean, no one said anything as nasty as that about Kyle's entire fashion line.

And it honestly applies more. It's more terrible. No kidding. Yeah. What's the woman making fun of the lady in slippers sells pajamas as clothing? Shut up, Kyle. Yeah. This shouldn't be on brand-free. You should be like, wow, slippers at the airport. in front of the lady in slippers sells pajamas as clothing. Shut up Kyle.

Okay, this should be on brand free. You should be like, wow, slippers at the airport. I'm gonna start selling those with my glamorous calf tans. Yeah, Kyle has single hand leased spearheaded a new genre of clothing called trashley leisure. Okay, so I don't wanna hear about those slippers. Super rats in the apparel, the accessories liner all like little curlers.

You just like curl up. Yeah. So anyway, there's a lot of high, high, high, a lot of hellos. And now the skiers are going to go leave because that crystal and to read show up and everything. And so meanwhile back in the Snow Mobile van, which is still trundling along, Shari is like, sudden, I wanna challenge you to look at it

from a different point of view. Don't look at Erica as your non-friend. And she goes, she's my non-friend. It's cool, she's my non-friend. What she is. It's like, because I think if you go into it that way and she's like, what, how would you go in Shari? And she's like, have fun, she's a non-factor. Be blessed. So there is Shari has this the thing called Instagram.

You guys I brushed with like some like an anti white anti whitening. It's brown toothpaste. Not on the same day that Queen Elizabeth. Optics. That's not. Like an anti-staining whitening toothbrush toothpaste. And it gives me this like I have to keep touching my lips just to make sure I'm not like smegging out over here on the video. Okay, sorry everybody. Sorry Queen Elizabeth. Sorry, Lewis. Really? Sorry, Camilla. Sorry, Tee, honest. Okay, sorry everybody. Sorry Queen Elizabeth. Sorry, lowest really. Sorry, Camilla. Sorry, to you, honest. Sorry, to you in general. Anyway, Siree has, Siree has this thing called Instagram and she was on it. I guess she moved into a new house and she's showing her new house and she's like, look at how blessed I am. Look at this. This is a blessing.

You want to see the refrigerator? Blessing. Look at that blessing refrigerator. That is a blessing. I hate blessing people too. I hate blessing people who hashtag everything blessed. Oh my God. Look how blessed I am.

Look, I know you're supposedly thanking God for this, but that's some bullshit. You're basically saying, look how much God likes me more than you. Like, look how blessed I bullshit. You're basically saying, look how much God likes me more than you. Like, look how blessed I am and then look around your fucking studio apartment, loser. That's what it feels like. Please stop hashing tag, hashing tag, things, bless. And say how blessed you are all the time.

Fuck off, unless you're sneezing, okay. And no one says bless you. Then that's when you go, well, I feel blessed. Okay, and no one says bless you. Then that's when you go, well, I feel blessed. I say sherry less blessing, more interesting, okay? Cause honestly, sherry, sherry talk about non factors is a little LOL. So now we see Erica is walking to the snowmobile van.

It's like, there you have it, man, non-fran. Walking to the bar van, non-fran, mother fucker. And Eric is so, I'm a bad old man, I'm a bad old man, my ass is dope. So then the song is really funny, because it's, Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.

And I'd love that Trixie just came up with a song called Uh-oh for uh-oh. I love that Trixie just came up with a song called Uh-oh for this fucking episode. It's definitely appropriate. So Doreet is, she's getting nervous going to the mountain because she's like, am I the only one who hasn't been on skis in 20 years? I mean the last time I went on skis was when he went to Mount Killington and PK just went sliding down that mountain. And I didn't even, but he's, he's on. He took out about 10 people rolling down that cliffside, such a tragic day.

They used to call it the bunny hill. Well, there wasn't a bunny left on that hill. They've had to change the name to Killington. I never saw PK more excited than when he went to the bunny hill. Of course, you thought it was a chocolate-covered bunny hill, so imagine his thrills. He's the best. He's the best. His mouth opened the entire time. After he said, where's my cat, Barry Kremegg?

Didn't come to fruition. So Diana shows up, like she murdered Kermit for a goat and she's just kind of struggling because she's Diana and everyone's like Diana is that Diana is that Diana is that Diana oh my god everybody is so Emma Diana who is just such a nasty turd the night before, she shows up and they just are kissing her ass and Diana's like, oh no, I took so much oxygen last night. She has that weird gutter all over the place. She's like, so I took so much oxygen. I was like, wow, it's really energized me.

And Kyle's like, yeah, like the oxygen and the energy from last night, I was like, whoa, it's really energized me. And Kyle's like, yeah, like the oxygen and the energy from last night, I got into bed and my like, my mind is racing about, has suddenly such a mean girl, my mind just gets the oxygen, just makes me think that, sorry, did I just say that? So hard, like sitting there in bed, counting all the sheep you fucked over for no reason.

And Diane is like, well, you know, I tried to be civilized for a while. Hee hee hee hee he while. And we're in a secure state. You were a saint in green, weird fur, but I don't really understand, but I'm gonna get anyway. And Kyle's like, well, I thought you met last night you were trying. And you weren't trying last night. Yeah.

So then, and the other, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it,, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, and the other, it calls like, calls them laughing about how the Erica and Son are gonna be going snowman, building together and how awkward that's gonna be. And then we go to the other van and just no one's talking, just awkward. Son's like, well, sure is quiet in here.

A bunch of motherfuckers being silent. And then we get to my favorite kind of person, the over-emphasic worker, okay, a Bravo staple. So they get to the favorite kind of person, the over-emphasiastic worker, okay? A Bravo staple. So they get to the Snow Mobile place and the's like, you guys ready for some tours. Awesome. Right over here. Go get it. You're awesome snowmobiles. We got some goats. How awesome is that? Is it an alpaca? Snow, snow is awesome. Oh my god. Now who wants to get on? Yeah, he really is. And Garth says, like, you're so positive. So then, Satan goes over to talk to the animals,

the goats and stuff. And she's like, animals, cake, me, comb. Kind of like Jesus, thinking of a little lessons, like, stay calm. Because it's not going to kill you, okay? Stay calm. Okay, weirdo. Not gonna die.

Yeah. So then, now the guy's like, okay, we're not going to do any head nods to turn. We're going to learn into it. Lean into it. We're snowmobiling. Hello, goat. Hello, alpaca. And then we get the traditional real housewives or just people on vacation on moving objects montage from Bravo. Usually it's a golf cart, but sometimes it's like a ATV or in this case it's a snowmobile. And it's a lot of woohoo and it's almost never interesting.

Literally the only time it was ever interesting was in invite only Cabo when they did this and then a girl fell off of her Bite and then was like oh So they just opposed them having like woohoo fun and then we cut to Erica in the band and she just goes wow So pretty like the drill-est sell pretty. Like the drill list compliment of nature I've ever heard. And so then basically it's like funny games, funny games. So they get back on to go to a picnic table, which you know, these always end at a picnic table destination. Yeah, it's always a picnic table. And by the way, the skiers are also skiing. We're seeing like snow abeiling

on skiing. Yes. And so the ski people, okay, so Diana is, Diana's with the re and they're like walking up to the ski people and Diana's just walking like step, step, step. And we're like, you won't ride. She's had like PK going up a slant to drive away. She's like, all altitude, altitude. And to be like, for PK, it's white bread, always the white bread.

How many diabetes do you have? PK's on number 36. Oh, you know, I grew up skiing. I was served hot. No, it's doctors. My dad bought me a ski and said, there you go. Get down.

Survival from top to bottom. I loved Diana's stories going from like coming from nothing to skiing every day, which she was young. Yes. So then Mauricio, Mauricio, why am I calling him Mauricio? I think someone did that earlier this year. And now it's stuck in my head. But Mo, I feel like.

The PK says that. I feel like. What? Yeah. I feel like it doesn't PK say, oh no, Doree says, Merzio. Merzio. Uh, so he says that, he's like, what's up ladies? What's up?

And Doree is like, oh, honey. They can keep showing the shots of Doree and Merzio that are really not helping the rumors. Yeah, I feel like they're definitely trying to fan the flames of them. So Doreet's just talking about how like, it's a little shes and gonskiing in 20 years, little scary, she's all I can think about. He's don't break a leg,

which is what I said to Maurizio when he tried to go anywhere. Lost the thread, guys. I'm sorry. Sorry. I lost the thread. I said it to Erica once before she went on stage. She got very upset. Oh, she, she said she'd never was able to concentrate at that performance at shop right. So they gave the gondola and her. It's like, oh my god, cool. This reminds me of the gondola and her it's like oh my god cool you this reminds me of the gondola and honga konga we can with me coil on that trip to honga konga

oh and then we see a flashback of them in the gondola with Lisa van der Pomp get it and now I forgot that I pretended to I had a fear of heights for that many season wait hold on everybody. Okay, start to skin. Oh my god, I'm in a gondola. Ah! I'm afraid of heights.

It was very convenient that like she was not afraid of heights and aspen, but afraid of heights in Hong Kong. It was very convenient. So now it's just like skiing, to eat falls over. Crystal wants to beat everyone. And that's, you know, it's like skiing. Also happy to mention the honk con trip and not so a clip of, you know, and I deal with it like

New Ron Hegelbunch and my son again, you know, I'm on my son by son again. Yeah, or people doing cocaine in your back, I'm to reach you. So, the snowmobiliers are at their picnic table. And Jesse's like, all right, who here wants some hot drinks? We got hot chocolate, hot cider, hot tea, hot water, hot tea in water, which is pretty much just more tea, maybe a little lighter tea.

What do you guys want? And they're like, how about some hot wine? You can't operate motor vehicles and drink. Come on now. Really? That's actually a story line this year. So you finally got one, Jesse. So there you just speak to the people of Beverly Hills. Right. I know. PK's like, I'm sorry to argue with this one. Right. pk's I call sorry to all you with this one right. Well, is there an exception if you are hanging out with Lionel Richie and John Legendally on the right. So then lunch at the ski place Doreet takes forever to get there and because she eats it you know you

see Doreet eating it and so Doreet gets and she's like, I'm very proud, very proud of myself. And we're gonna say, your form is amazing. So good, so good. You were such a good form. I wanted to fill out my main member of Social Security address. Wow, what a form, perfect. Ha ha ha.

This was the biggest accomplishment for me since I learned how to use a magic form, perfect. Ha ha ha. This was the biggest accomplishment for me since I learned how to use a magic bullet, G. So then over at the Snowmobile, picnic table with Mil lunch, Eric was like, wow, I told you that, we really enjoyed it. It was dope. And since I, not gonna lie, I got nervous because I'm trying to stay in my safety zone.

Okay, my safety zone. And Garth says like, yeah, last night was tough for you. I know we're not talking about broken limbs at this point, so let's just have it out with Erica. Yeah, let's make this, let's just transition from snowmobiles to our cat fights, okay? So now take it. And now begins the part where Erica says a lot of words that mean nothing. I love America does this. It cracks me up. So something's like, yeah, last night. I mean, it really got to me.

And Erica's like, well, listen, anything can get to anyone, especially this group's things get to people. She's like, yeah, but Diana was tough. Well, it got to her to last night. You know, sometimes people are tough and it gets to you and sometimes you get to people who are tough and then toughness gets to you. You know we were tired. She's like, but I didn't do anything last night. She's like, well that's what I'm saying. Here's what I'm saying. Now just hear what I'm saying. Like what the fuck do you ever make a sentence that actually says anything? What are you even talking about? Yeah, and so I'm like, well you know what she says, I'm never real and never sincere and I kind of don't care if she likes me or not at this point.

And Garsell's like, well, you don't have to care. And at least you're being honest about it. Hey, can someone call Kyle and tell her I was really behind the open and honest thing for once? Okay, great. So Garsell, What I'm saying is whatever got to her last night got to her and last night it got to her and then when it got to her It was last night, you know what I'm saying. No, the fucking talking about Yeah, what got to Diana last night

Outside of a hotel. Yes, what got to Diana last night. So then Sutton says she's not gonna apologize and Erica's like well in in your apologies And don't yell at me do not yell at me please. She's like I'm not I'm not yelling She goes no don't yell at me for what I'm about to say because let me sit at very straight because that's how I Convince people about me intelligent Something is coming off as not authentic in these apologies I'm gonna get some trouble for any type of people on Instagram. That's me and I should not be fighting on Instagram.

I'll say that right now. I'm just gonna boom and Garsell's nodding. She's like, yes, she does fight with people on Instagram. Boom. Yeah. Boom. Like, yes, she does. And you also should not be fighting with my son, but we'll just move forward.

So she's like, well, I hope that I can acknowledge that that's what I've done. And I was fucking wrong at the moment. I was struck up in the moment. I was struck up in the moment. And that's how I felt. I can't double talk it. And that was pure emotions coming right out of my mouth.

It's like, okay, aren't we talking about a sudden in Diana, not your Instagram? Also, could you please say where you've ever acknowledged something that you've done wrong? Because I would love to see that. I mean, what the hell are you talking about? So, well, except actually this season to be fair, I do remember her being like,

that was wrong, how I talked to your kid. That was wrong. She did acknowledge that. But in general, especially on Instagram, when is Eric have been like, I acknowledge I was wrong. She did acknowledge that. But in general, especially on Instagram, when is Eric a been mic? I acknowledge. I was wrong. Thank you, everybody.

Thank you. So Garth sells like, well, Diane, I was gonna be at dinner tonight. What are you gonna do, son? She's like, see it's far away from that motherfucker is possible, because I'd rather sit next to you, Erica. And Erica's like, oh, wait, I think I'm laughing, but should I be laughing?

And so I'm like, you know, I really like you. That's what's annoying. And Erica's like, well, I like you too, but we just have to work it out. Yeah, cut fitness. Yeah. So they all agree that they'd probably like each other if they drop through.

We've been hearing this forever, you know, it doesn't work. Just doesn't work. And the editors are so shady. They just because Garsell's wearing like an all white, you know, like winter suit. And they just show her like getting up from the picnic table and just zoom in on her butt, which is all dirty. It just showed Garsell's dirty butt. I was like, yes, they're so shady. So then back Kyle authorized that shot. Right. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial's commercial So back at their hotels and homes or whatever Doreet is on the phone with the jacker and she's like Doreet I mean

Cheega guess what momy did you're never gonna believe it did you wear clothes without words on them No, can't be disgusting. You look about stuff no more iPad for you You look a monster number iPad for you Is it nighttime over there because it's nighttime over here Because daddy put up the black hood and said we had black mold. No, you're just gonna get a performance from boy George Spoiler alert babe spoiler alert, right? Baby we were just about to do the reveal Okay boys about to come out here with a little bowl of mac and cheese and you've ruined it They'll buy boys about to come out here with a little bowl of mac and cheese and you've ruined it.

So over over at the Aspen House, the the Aspen House, they're all getting ready and sherry. First of all, sherry looks like Teresa Judeis in this shot. I don't know what was going on. Teresa Judeis, who will be on Dancing with the Stars this season, by the way, that was announced this morning too. Not all bad news coming from Ironi, okay? Not everything is like RIP, Queen Elizabeth. There's some of it is like RIP, the form of Dancing. RIP, ballroom dancing, RIP, that is what's associated with any kind of dancing. RIP, the concept of stars is in dancing with the stars. Just kidding. So anyway, it's really like she's about to start singing showtunes in a retirement home. She's wearing like one of those glitter burrays.

She's like, I like you, we're gonna, some, and set him is wearing like, Saaamwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I still have sock marks and she's like, oh, it looks like you've got little blessed wrinkly ankles. And she's like, I don't have wrinkly ankles. Why would you say that? Mother, would you say it? I've got wrinkly ankles.

Sink her. So then, Doreet's like, oh, Diana, Sue, Gorgeous, Diana. Dianism, like some fluorescent orange blazer. I don't understand. GOOGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLEGLE and Crystal are talking Crystal's bathroom, she's doing a cheers. And Garsell's like, well, first of all, I'm out of breath. This elevation is killing me. And she's like, um, speaking of things that probably shouldn't be elevated, how about Erica? And Garsell's like, well, we talk, we can talk about it. I mean, you know, it was, I did the show yesterday. So I can talk about, I mean, I don't know how she's going to take that.

And Crystal's like, well, you know, there can be two sides. People don't have to agree on everything. You know, just call a spade a spade and that's it. But, you know, it's when people want to change their sides to get along, that's when there's a problem. Optics, if you will. Optics, there it is. So, yeah, I keep going because I got lost where you were. So Mauricio, Mauricio announces that he's got coming to do it with you guys. Hold on, let me take a shower. Not here, Mauricio. Go upstairs. It's like, oh, okay. But you know, I haven't had a short listening. Go upstairs, please. So then Erica and Kyle are talking about how Erica actually had a nice day today. She shot and Kyle's like, well, you know, is there any chance that you and Sutton can make up for a while, even if it's just for a short time because like the fights are only

fun if you're friends and then you fight like it's hard to start fights when people, you know, are already fighting. Yeah, it's like really hard for me to like make you mad at sudden if you're already mad at her. So I need you guys to be better. So that way I can be like, hey, son, do you want to see that thing? You told me privately to Erica now. Yeah. You know, it works better that way. And Erica's like, I said things about things. I said stuff about stuff and I can take it. I'm gonna take it. And if I can't take it, I'm not gonna take it. If there's stairs going up there It's coming down. You know what I mean? Not really so then we go back to Garsell and Crystal and Garsell is like, you know when I FaceTime you when I was at the

Real the whole hearing thing that story. I mean, it's, it's everywhere. And she's saying that like, you know, and Crystal was like, well, what are the other women saying on the show? And she's like, well, the other women were like, if you can help the victims, why wouldn't you give the earings back? You know, and, you know, and, and Garcell says, you know, me being on a nationally syndicated now-cancel talk show, and my, ruffle, Erica's father is me talking about this just a little bit. Yeah. And Crystal said, well, those are ill gotten gains. You know, I even felt bad about spending money to re redecorate the basement

because really that money was made off of Simba's father being killed. You know, but I did it. I got past it and I did it. So Garth sounds like is she wearing the earrings Because I can't stop staring at her ear. Yeah. So now, another on the vans and Rinna is like, I love it here. I miss it. I want to come back here more often.

And Garth is like, well, let's get a place for you, which I'm like, okay, just another Sly agency moment right there, okay, like, which is important to note later on with what happens with Kathy Kyle being like, let's get a place for you, okay, like enough with the enough pushing the agency and its agenda, I'm glad I Kyle, okay. And Erica goes, oh yeah, I'm not opposed to that. The banks are Erica, okay, the banks are so sorry. No house in Africa for you. If Erica, and how is she gonna fund an Aspen House,

I better not be by selling those earrings because, you know, like if, I'm getting myself into such a tizzy, I just realized, I started to like, I started to go down to path like if she sells those earrings to buy a house and ask them, I'm just going back to the victims. I'm like, wait, why am I making such a theoretical, I'm theoretical, I'm theoretical argument. I'm just wanting to be angry right now.

So anyway, me and the other van, they're all hopping in and the sun's struggling to get up into the van. She's stuck in this pose because she's afraid she's going to fall off because there's ice. And by the way, yeah, I have to apologize that I asserted that black ice is only ice at night. Last week I made this very bold proclamation. I almost died on that hill. I was like, no guys. I was regretting even opening my mouth about it. I was like, why am I making a stance about black ice? I just was so anti-cult at that moment when she called the ice on her doorstep Black Eyes.

I felt like she was trying to elevate her eyes into something more dangerous than it was to be honest. And I felt like, honestly, like Black Eyes, to me, is just dangerous. I saw a highway, not ice on Kyle's flagstones, but the truth is, apparently, Black Eyes is any eyes that you can't see. So I apologize, and I've heard everyone who has reached out to me about black guys. I've heard you all and I am now educated. Thank you. The optics of black guys. Someone actually did get mad at you. It was hilarious. Some girl came on

Instagram and she's like, I just had to come here and say, for you trying to come for Kyle, when you were wrong the entire time about black eyes. It was like a good one. Glad you came. Glad you saved up. It was a humbling lesson. It was a humbling lesson, not to go out. She was like, be educated before you make a, you can't just see things on the internet. You can't just like say black eyes is only at night. It was humbling.

She was pissed, but she was right. She was right, Ronnie. It was right, just saying, so. By the way, by the way, you know, by, you know, what's a really good use of black ice, Ronnie, putting it in your ice coffee. Oh, yeah. That's right. Make black coffee ice. Yeah. Black coffee ice is the most recommended way to chill your coffee. So camp out the field and, um in a weird font that I can't really explain because this is an Italian restaurant, but they came out in that kind of typical Mexican restaurant, Logo Font,

you know, like that place in LA that used to be called Lótería. It was at that place. Yeah, it was almost like 90s or early 2000s, whimsical, it's not cursive, but it reads cursive. It's not winged things, but it reads winged things. It reads winged things. It gives reads, but reads come. It's readable wings.

It's like wings. Yeah, it's definitely a restaurant that is due for a graphic design overhaul. And they don't know, they don't know this yet, but they will. Yeah, it's definitely a restaurant that is due for a graphic design overhaul and they don't know, they don't know this yet, but they will. Yeah, I mean, they'll fail with now. So I wonder if it's the same place that they went to on Orange County where they got into a fight where Noelle was like, well, how are test lamps and gollia up against the wall?

Do not say that about me here at this restaurant with beautiful font So let's see Erica's like hey has this restaurant been here while no Erica you know the the stained awning with winged in font is brand new okay Okay. Because I'm gonna tell you all something. I'm just sitting here with Tom, and I used to say restaurants for eating, but eating is not always for restaurants. Am I right Tom?

Yeah. We'll look forward to finding your Yelp review in the archives. So the first thing Kyle does is order a margarita on the rocks, and that's also important to point out for a later conversation. So to read. And that's also important to point out for a later conversation. So to read, it's also important to point out, by the way, like, you know, it feels like Rina is kind of,

she's going through it right now. She's blocked everything associated with Bravo. I don't know. She's been just spiraling on social media. I believe it or not, I actually feel bad for this one because I feel like she does not even, like, she's unraveling, like reality TV has broken her, broken, or broken Lisa Rina. And I feel like we see the first crack right here because Kyle orders Omar Gareta and then

Rina does not say, you know what? I'll have that too. I'll have that too. She says, I'll have a belt with soda with lime. I was like, oh, someone needs to check on her. She just had an independent drink order. Like, something is not right, and you guys are being in a tent of friends to her mental state right now.

Right. Oh, she didn't even order. Cockassat! Cockassat! Cockass. So, Ranna's like, oh my god, guys, did you have fun today? We had fun. Can we have fun?

We had so much fun. Guys, we had so much fun. Did you have fun today? We had fun. Ha ha, didn't we have fun? We had so much fun. That's me and so much fun. Did you have fun? We did. Ah! Ha ha ha ha ha. Was I fun? Who was it like that? Diana's like, no, I don't get anxiety anywhere but Los Angeles.

Hooray! Hooray! Well, you better not. You better not blame anything on that. Like last time I checked you were saying at a hotel and you're afraid of dust and stores, so I don't know. Sounds like it. Sounds like that anxiety may follow you a little bit more than you realize. So that's it.

So, I'm showing my boobs. Look everybody. You always tell me to. You always make fun of me. And Eric is like, I'm proud of you. Good for you, honey. And Kathy's like, oh, you can do fun of me. And Eric is like, I'm proud of you, good for you, honey. And Kathy's like, oh, you can do that

because you have little girl boobs. Like Paris and no, Nikki. You know, and if they were big, it would look vulgar. But since they're like mosquito bites, it just looks like, why not put band-pads on them, you know? Hehehehehehehe. You know, I mean, you get any larger than that. You just start looking like precious, you know?

Like, you know, I love you. than that. You just start looking like precious, you know? Like, you know, I love you. You start looking like precious. Kathy is also wearing a weird beret today. She's like, got like a misplaced beret just kind of in her hair. She really is going for a bag lady. And when she kind of figured out later that she's just trying to fuck with Kyle,

it made it so much better. So she's giving a lot of like, like, like, uh, what's her, like, Brenda Fricker and Home Alone too, you know? So, um, so, something's like, um, well, wait, does this look vulgar? No, no, I said, if you had boobs, it would look vulgar, but you don't, so it doesn't. Like, what are you gonna get mad at? Potholder, like elbow, elbow skin pot holders. If you don't have elbows, you know what I mean? I really don't. I don't know what you mean, and I talk to ghosts today, and they made more sense to duty right now, okay?

Well listen, that's just what they always say about pot holders, is that one day you're gonna have one, one day or not, someday the pot holder like the rhythm is gonna get you okay? That makes sense right? Who's helping? How? The pot holder or the holder of the pot? That's me to be hand to.

You know what? I looked at I was there holding the pot and I looked down and there's only one set of footprints, no footprints for the pot and guess what? Because I was holding the pot with my pot holders. I guess I'm gone. So then they're all ordering and we just get shot to the table as they order. And Kyle is one of those people who goes to a restaurant with a group of friends and talks like this for a secret. She puts like jazz fingers up and she's like, oh my god, let me tell you something. And she sees Diana, you know, she's, of course Kyle, her eyes are like, why big giant saucers? Okay, and she's just staring at all this, like all of Diana's wealth.

And she's like, are you wearing Balenciaga? Are you mentally up? Is that Balenciaga? Is that, do you have that? Because I just need to write down for like, when I need to order for tomorrow. I'm just asking Marisa to postmate this to me. So then it turns out it's Tari Mugugle a Mugler. I don't know

Moose. Oh Kathy is like Mugler. I'm too poor to pronounce it properly Dom just told me I was like what's that? Don's like Terry Mugler. I was like, oh, okay. So then I was like, I don't know. Yeah, and I'm trying please don't look to me for authority on fashion To me it sounds like a certain thing for only rich people like I don't know what to do. I'm just trying to, please, don't look to me for authority on fashion. To me it sounds like a certain engine for only rich people. Like, I don't know. So, I don't care. Terry Muggler may be a fancy designer,

but as far as I can tell, Terry Muggler sounds like someone who's helping out with a big sale. Oh, it's Terry Muggler gonna be here. She's such a spring boxes. Oh gosh, do we have a runner up prize for Terry Muggler because she's not gonna be happy if she leaves this big sale with nothing. I'll tell you that right now. You know what Terry said she was going to be bringing some

bringing some tablecloths and I don't see any tablecloths and the thing is we're going to sell fewer brownies unless Terry gets that tablecloth here. So can someone call Terry Muggler? And Kathy's like, oh Terry Muggler, do you know how many Terry Mooklers I have in storage at the Waldorf? Oh, gosh. And Erica's like, oh, why don't you let us go through that one day, Kathy. So see, Kathy is not pretending that she's one with the people. She's reminding everyone that she's still rich.

She just doesn't want to show it off in this poor neighborhood. Her storage, she doesn't, it's not public storage, it's not a garage, it's the Waldorf historian. She goes, you know, the good thing is they didn't knock the hotel down, so I'm sure there's still stuff in there. So basically the Waldorf, she's talking about, I guess the one in New York, that one closed. It is no longer a hotel.

And she is so rich that she didn't even bother getting her clothes out of the store. Her work clothes are just in a building that has a full different use now like a different code like people have to go Wein and just in there she doesn't even know if her Terry Mugglers are there anymore She doesn't she barely even cares you know the new office building or whatever is there it like all the cleaning staff is walking around like Muggler Everyone's in designing behind our clothes You see this one?

Jill and Allie. So, uh, oh, they ran out of the Jerry Mucleurs, didn't they? So she's like, oh, yeah, I had the best off in there. McQueen, and they're like, listen, I have a Python code. It's made out of pythons. It looks like my pussy in fact, because my pussy is a pot thumb. Because I haven't worn, I bought it like 15 years ago.

I never, I never got to, look at this. This clutch, $1800. Okay, you know, the best part about moving is like you find all this stuff, you forgot, you even had. Isn't it funny just having so many luxury goods, just money, just hanging around. God, what could one do with that? Yeah, and Garsell's like, um, Erica's so used to having everything that she's not

really getting, that this is not the time to be talking about having expensive bags or how much money you spent. This is not a good look, not a good look. Oh yeah, a lot of red crocodile and jubble level with a whip stitch. I'm not gonna pop that out right now. Baby hamsters sewn together. They're like gross. A gross. Sounds like a disgusting purse, man.

Yes. Yeah. Um, just, just stop talking about the things that you have. So Garsell is so sloshy. So, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohoshy. So what did those $750,000 earrings look like, by the way? Oh, $750,000. They were one points. Yeah, and Garsell's like, each one. I mean, Garsell should have just like had one of those like a microphone and a flower on her lapel. can you speak closer to my chest

Please if that like she's doing an undercover thing I don't even have to be undercover with Erica. She just puts it all out there the lawyers are just sitting there And like taking notes, you know take a little calculator So Erica's like well, I don't know the total value, but I'll show you what the bar. I'll show them to you the bar I've got them and she's like you have them she's of course of course I've got them Yeah, look it's all it's crazy that she hasn't and crazy she brought them So um she's like well do you want to give them away? And she's like I mean if they are deemed not mine Then that's the truth and sure she was but don't you think you should give them up anyway?

I mean doesn't Erica Jane just want to give them up and she's like now hold on. Erica Jane wants to do what is right under the letter of the law and if a judge says that you should then I will but until then I will not do that. I am following the letter of the law and you know that because I'm pronouncing every T letter of the law. Yes, Erica's guess really now. So she sits up really straight and starts an unseating like that. So Greta's like, but what do you need to judge? Because it is a legal fight. So the one that represented them, the one that said those checks, no, I am

she's like, no, but what do you care? I mean you have something that maybe can help the victim Well, how do you separate like I mean I couldn't do it I mean why wouldn't you just go fuck it? Let's pay the victims I mean I'm not saying hey your guilty. I'm, it's saying you have compassion and you have a horror. And she goes, I'm a stolen. She's like, well, I don't know. I mean, kinda looks like it.

Based on the fact that they say property of victims on them, but you know, I don't know. I'm just like, well, I'm not fucking guilty in Hector. You say that shit about me. And we get it done I'm Rina's like oh yeah and Kyle's like

just heck mouth just heck mouth she'll then um Rina's like oh no Erica's like you know I'll fight about life here fight like fuck

and you know what it's my life and Garsell's like but you care stolen and she's's like, but do you care? So stolen and she's like, yes, but why do you care? Because I'm losing it lose it in here. That is me just just under the law and guess what if I'm alive It will be proven I'm alive Garsell's like Don't love that logic also don't love that logic.

Also, don't love that you're saying that you're fighting like the devil. It's not a good way to give an angelic image. So she's basically like, well, I mean, after a year, when she thinks about the earrings, I don't want to give her the heads up about what I talked about on the real high, really don't.

So she's like, God it, I'm good, I'm good. So she's like, got it. I'm good. I'm good. So then the food is delivered and we get a shot of marrito. Marrito. Oh my god, what a cute couple. Marrito.

Marrito. And people are going to call them marritos online. That's cute. That's so cute. Good one, Ronnie. That's cute. Yeah, the food arrives. And before we get to them, I was just very sad

that we did not get the customary shot of Kyle staring at pasta, just wishing she could eat it all. Like, you know, we'll always remember the giant wheel of Parmesan arriving at her table with pasta being made inside. I know, but like, you know, she was like, I'm going to have a few bites. And then that's it. But you just know she want, you know, she was like, I'm gonna have a few bites and that's it, but you just know she want. You know, she was staring at that pasta just like, listen, that's the one thing I get about Kyle. Like, I don't really feel a lot for Kyle, but when we saw that wheel of Parmesan scene and Kyle just didn't really stop obsessing. Yeah, I related. I was like, wow, it's not only great pasta, it's great kyle optics. Delicious. Delicious kyle. So Garza, let's see, so Marie is talking, and he's like, you said sausage. And he's like, oh yeah, is that chicken sausage you asked for?

She's like, I didn't ask for chicken sausage. It's a little, little, little, little, little, little, little. I'm pushing, push, push, push, push. I'm pushing sausage. You want to eat sausage? Marie, please. Dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie dooblie my sister brought tonight, you wanna see it? And Kathy basically has some sort of like, it almost like a scarf, it's like a bindle, it's like a hobo's bindle, and she just has it, and her stuff is in there and calls like, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Shit hole that you call a ski resort column Because like um, let's not get it twisted. That's not a purse. This is a shopping bag from a store Okay, Aspen is a chic place. Okay, there's no way she got dressed and thought oh, let me just throw this bag on burpis and

Girls like please make her change that back. It's Hayley S and Kathy's like you can use it as a holder top I mean it works for a lot of different things It's a baby, it's in counties like you can use it as a halter doll. I mean, it works for a lot of different things. She's like, it's a beach bag. I'm here like it's, it's a beach bag and sun goes, well, that would make a cute bathing suit. And Kaga's truly. I was trying so hard to get everyone to pile on about this back, but no one's really committing to it, except for Kyle. Oh, so when they get back, they go to the rental house because it's a good gorgeous.

So they go to the house and they're getting out of the van and there's no snow on the driveway. Or black eyes, if you will, not to pour any salt on the looms. And Eric is like, when it's like this, it's just mean that the driveway is even. And Chris was like, oh yeah, this is some rich people shit. Yeah, it's some, this is, you like to call it scar level shit. So Kathy is like, oh, this is gorgeous. You guys, holy smokeshow, look at this house.

This is beautiful. So Kyle, is this your actual house? And the other one was like your prank house. The one you're like, you pretend you live in. But this is the one you actually live in. So Eric is making a drink for Diana at the bar or trying to, because she's like, what are you up to Diana? I'm like, well I can't tell. What do you want Diana? Well, he's strong, so, Diana, what the fuck do you want? She's like, well, it's just that I wanted Palmer granted, but they don't have that here, so whatever. You know, give me Bosnian cocktail.

I don't know, sad tears and snow melts, please. So, so, so they're all like, they're all sort of like some of them are getting into like lounge where, you know, Erica's really mad at Rina because she, Rina got into one of ourselves sort of pajama outfits and I was like, you took off your red thumb for that shit. It's like, you know what, Erica? Some people enjoy a cozy after dinner outfit. So lay off lady.

So Rina has, she has like some like gummy and basically and she's like handing them out and she's like, what's that blessed thing? It's pot. It's pot. It's pot. It looks like a blueberry. It's pot. It's a blueberry.

But it's pot. Just taste it. OK, it tastes like weed. Because it's pot. How would her time stop saying it's pot, Sheree? Oh, it's a blessed pot. OK, ladies. Can I have your attention please? Now listen, I actually think every tequila is disgusting,

but I like this tequila, Niki invested in it. The person she married, I guess, I don't really know what I wrote in my notes, but they're invested, I'm an investor, and I'd love for you guys to taste it in Erica's like covering her face. Like, well, well, Kyle makes a noise. Like Kyle starts making noise almost as if like, stop,

Kathy. She goes with the stuff. Like, what? Like, where are they? I feel like, yeah, I feel like her noise was like, I couldn't tell if she was making fun of Kathy for being so clunky with her promo, or if she was kind of being like, oh, you can't talk about this right now,

like there were some rule that Kathy was violating, but either way, she was full on cock blocking Kathy's little awkward pitch. And by the way, this is on the heels of Rina saying, this group is so hard, court, and so dramatic. I think we just need to have a little fun. And so here's Kathy bringing out Tequila and now they're all rolling their eyes at her.

Yeah, they're rolling their eyes and Kyle keeps interrupting her and laughing. And like rolling back on the couch, you know, like as she does, like kicking her legs up in there. She's like doing the splits, like on the couch to the floor. Yeah, and we get it.

And Eric is covering your face. And Rina goes, quiet guys, Kathy talking. She's like, okay, thank you, Lisa. Rina, Nikki is an investor. I'm an investor. This is called Kasa do so. And I'm gonna say, oh my god, here we go again. Here we go. Okay. Lady who just had their second fucking lip party in juicy. Yeah. It's like really? Exactly. She's like, it's the same thing. It's like, Kathy keeps talking about this. And we see, I mean, we do see that Kathy has the same

spiel, like, you know, like a month ago. You know, let me see her saying, well, this is some Casa del Sol. This is some Casa del Sol. And it was rolled in a barrel for 90 days. It was rolled in a barrel for 90 days. So it's funny that she's like so blatant, but at the same time,

they're sitting in the house that Kyle's trying to sell through the agents. The house, and Rina just had her second fucking lip thing of the, whatever. Yes, the house has an actual advertisement, it has an actual plug for the agency, which is plugged all the time in hats in every vacation. Rina's done two parties for the same blip gloss.

Erica has done countless concerts. We've seen her like her like a... Plastic wigs. Avataroshing. Plastic, avastica. Her wigs. Straw hair, whatever she's got. Everything, every single thing.

Everyone gets to promote stuff. And now here was Kathy. Actually, arguably being like very upfront about it. She says I'm an investor in this and I think we shall have a tasting like she wasn't trying to be Slide like oh, I found this to kill that I like she's like She's about although she does say no every tequila tastes like garbage But I but this one's good is the one that's not really good so she's like I'd love to get everyone's opinion I thought we could do a bottom stop. And Eric is just, no. And when it's like, no, no.

And Eric goes, last time I was on the TK lock, her stop got sales some. So I don't think that's good for me. I mean, she could have said, I'll have a sip. Like, like there's just so many ways they could have played along and let Kathy have this moment. I mean, Kathy doesn't really need a moment. She has so much money as it is, but like for crying out loud,

let her show the stupid to kill it. For, you know, I rarely am advocating for someone to be able to show their products on these shows, but it's just given how much we have to endure everyone else's shilling at all times that they can't even like spare a sip for Kathy. It's just an obvious example of them all like planning to go for Kathy, you know, at this point. Yeah.

And I'm just, I don't really care. Like, I don't know Kathy, like go for her, you know, it's housewives. But we've just been waiting this whole season to see what Kathy did. And like, what is, what did Kathy do? So just seeing how we're leading up to this is like, okay, well so far. Yeah. Doreen by the way, I was just gonna also say which also comes out in the previous for next week I think that probably one Kathy said like every tequila tastes like shit, but this is like the good this one actually tastes good Probably what fueled Kyle going is because she is thinking about Chris Jenner

and Kendall Jenner's tequila. And she's in the back of her mind and Rinna's mind are thinking like, oh, like if Chris Jenner sees us co-signing this thought, she's gonna be mad at us. So it's just like, I feel like what is fueling this, it's just further like, mean girl kissing ass to people to ditch to Chris today who they find are more important. Oh good. So then we cut to

door door cell. What is wrong with me? To read Garcell and Diana talking and he's like what happened to dinner? Like that's not how you whisper, to eat. Okay. And Garcell's like Erica brought up the 750,000 1.3 million. I don't know the earrings and she was very open about it I've been said to her if it was up to me. I would have given the earrings back if it's gonna help someone You know she just said she wants to go through the legal process and Diana is telling us everyone's acting like only Erica Can do something about this about guess guess what? If you are so passionate about these victims then I'll put your money while your mouth is. I'll take out your earrings and donate. No, it's not about donating, you dumb, dumb. It's about giving back shit

that was bought with stolen money, okay? It's not like everybody's saying, oh, Erica, you should be more charitable with your money. They're saying give back the stolen shit Erica stupid. Yeah. No, if if you cast so much about the victims, then what you do is you open up a foundation and donate your own money to yourself and be the administrator and take a cut of the money you don't need it to yourself. Exactly. That's what you really do. Yes. So get a nice tax ride off from someone else's pain. I mean, are these people stupid? So then Garsell's like, well, you know, she'll even come over and tell you anything. I mean, it was very surprising how open.

Erica, come over here, Erica. She's like, oh, wait, why am I coming over? Yeah. She's like, we cause we're talking behind your back and we don't want you to come over. And then it goes, yeah, come over. So they can call you bitch to your face So gross. I was like well, I was just saying how open you are that you want to go through the legal system

About those blood earrings you have and our cuz like well, I have to I'm not I'm not going to do anything That is not required of me under the law. And that includes vocal lessons. Yes. So Diana, Diana, Diana, it gets like a, it gets both a, but also a Diana lick. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like a quick little like, like, yes, I backed that. Uh, and Chris was like, so, um, is there's not anything you want to do outside of the law, Eric. She goes, absolutely not. People soon believe I have my response and until the judge decides.

And it's like, he has to see justice is based on facts. And Crystal's like, yeah, I don't shut up. And Crystal's like, but don't you think that there's a story behind the law? There's like also like the human part. She goes, no, the law is precedent. Doesn't make sense. I don't think Ericka doesn't precedent me. It just makes it funnier. So, Crystal is like, I would give it up. And Erick is like, wow, because you could look good. I'm like, in my mind, I'm like, yeah, actually, if I'm being sued, I want to look good. It's a good thing to look good sometimes.

So Garceau's like, I mean, I would just feel compassionate for the people and Diana's like, I would just send them all a season disease and it's over. So then, Erica's like, Erica's like, why don't you think I have compassion, you fucking bitch, cause all those fucking germ victims claim, a legend victims, I don't know if they're even real humans,

they're all just business shit that learned how to talk. That, you think I don't have compassion? And Garth says, like, well, I don't think that, I don't think that you have the compassion because you don't want the compassion to seem like you're guilty. I'm not guilty. It's like, no, she wasn't saying you're guilty.

She's saying you're afraid that if you show compassion, it's an admission of guilt. All right, which is what she said last year. Garthel's just taking this from what Erica said. Because last year she said, I can't say, Tom did all this stuff when I feel bad because then I'm basically saying he's guilty, right? She said all this last year.

So Garthel's just repeating this back. And Erica's like, well, I'm not guilty, and that's why I fight as hard as I do. And Chris goes, well, it's about making people whole. That's all. Oh, it's an Erica makes a monster face. She's like, oh, and then we get into their butts. And she's like, there's a place to make people whole.

In a corner, one, not in a corner, but like a video. make people hold in a corner, why not look on a public opinion? Yeah. And air she just turns into this like snarly faced slurry monster. I was cracking up. And the use of the, it's in between every line was killing me.

That machine was going like an overboard. So Chris was like, well, we're not talking about public opinion because yeah, you are. You're not letting the legal process play out. The legal process where I have people with a lot more money are more advantage against nameless people from another country. You exactly literally have no money

because the people with the money have actually already taken it from them. The course of law found for the orphans and widows and the court of law granted them hundreds of millions of dollars that your husband stole and used to buy you diamond earrings and a fake music career. None of this is a legend. This is true.

This is all true stuff. This is not like we're not waiting for a decision on this, okay. The only thing is did you know that this was happening and in some cases it's did you help him do it? Like did you know to the point that you helped him, which last week or whatever she was found that she did not personally help or whatever in one of the court cases? But it was also found that she had to surrender these earrings, you know, because they found the court found that this was purchased

with stolen funds. Yeah, we all think we all know this was Tom. We all know it's Tom, but it's like, it's like this shit that she has, like all this, you know, I was talking to my friend Neil this morning at breakfast of the past press and podcast, you all should listen. And he made a really good point.

Like if there's like a mafia wife, you know, like what's a, it's Carmella soprano. If the feds bust the, like the Mafioso, doesn't mean that Mafia wife gets to still keep all that shit. You know, and everyone knows it's like the Mafia wife. It's just the wife, you know, but like, Well, so poms just keep guy. What's that guy's name?

The made off guy. Really? Yeah. I mean, you don't get to keep the shit. Yeah, you just don't. And I don't care. There may be, there may be a hundred percent sentimental value behind them. They may mean a lot to you.

You don't get to. The freaking museums are still giving back stuff. Just this week, I think it was, I forgot which museum it was, had to give back an antiquity. Okay, shit has to go back to places it belongs. So there, I compared Erica to a museum and returning antiquities.

So Erica's like, the long miles, and if you don't understand that, you're an amateur. Get out! Just because someone says you did something, you're gonna throw your hands up and be like, oh my God, I did it, I feel so bad. And people think I'm terrible, I'm a whole lot of, fucking minute, there's one side of the story.

And you believe that just because some of us said so? So thank God for Crystal, because most of them would have been like, okay, you're right, and this isn't until proven guilty. So Crystal instead is like, no one said so. It's how I feel, and I feel that way because I care about the victim. So let's get real, Erica. Just, oh yeah, let's get real. You don't care about facts. What facts do you have?

She's like, that they're dead people, that money was stolen from, and then Erica goes, oh really, really, oh man. Yeah, she goes have you, and then she goes, she goes, those are facts, she goes, no, it's not, she goes back it up, back it up. And in criticals, you're telling me that there are victims that are not paid from the

class action suit. And she doesn't get the financial sentence. Now, her goes, have you proven that? And she goes, yeah, have you proven it? Side it. And Eric can tell us, I understand that these people have passed away and I feel terrible about that. We need to find out what did or did not happen to their supplement money, okay? But that is a different fight. That is a different fight. We have to find out what happened to those to that. Let me put on these earrings for a second. We have to find out what happened to that money. I don't know where that money could possibly be. Hold on, let me adjust my $1.3 million earring. Now where is that money? You fucking spent it. It is the same fight.

So Eric was like, all right, well, everybody calm down because it's a civil lawsuit. It's not a criminal lawsuit. So it's not a matter of guilty or not guilty. It's a matter of, did you spend stolen fucking money, Erica? That's what this fight is about. Did Tom spend stolen money to give to you? And the answer is yes. In every case, no one's even arguing that that they're just trying to figure out how much

Yeah, and and and Ryn is like I Product the gummies too late. I'm run about too late Sir, I was like I'm not saying I don't feel for the potential victims or the we I'll know. They're just playing the victim. Got him on right. I know they're literal victims. Potential victims. Also, Lisa is such a mom who's doing it like who found weed, you know, too late. And she's just like, they're bumming my high, man.

They're bumming my high. He's like, okay, mom. So yeah, she says that they're just potential victims. And Garsell's like, potential victims. Can I get a thank you? The little lady. Thank you. I won't lick my lips for that. No, I won't do that. You only get a T's Erica just keeps going. She's like, yeah, cuz who knows if they're even true about Garsell goes, okay, so for two decades Erica was living this lavish lifestyle off the backs of these victims.

So for her to feel like this is beyond me. And Erica's like, oh God, and we're not talking about people, you don't know. We are talking about someone right here front of you. And that's me. And just because someone said something, does not make it,

that really, and now Kyle is on the sofa just gasping because Kyle realizes this is her opportunity to say something so that at the reunion she can say, no, I don't blindly defend Erica. I will confront her. So now Kyle is like, oh good, I can safely confront Erica because everyone's doing it and I won't get in trouble. So Kyle is not cruel this time trying to smooth everything I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say,

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I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say,

I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, meh, meh. And Erica just that mask is off, you know, and crowns like, what the fuck dude? Like, you do this and you, you fuck over everybody who's been standing up for you. I mean, to be like the victims who even knows if they're victims, we have no proof of that. And wow, that's. Yeah, Erica's, because the thing is this, when Erica is saying, we don't even know about the victims, yada, yada, yada. yada, like Erica, when she's doing that, she is basically being a proxy Tom. And she doesn't have to be a proxy Tom.

What she just has to do is be like, this is fucked up what happened. I'm really upset and, you know, I want to do whatever I can to do it right. And in fact, Kyle kind of gets it right here. Kyle tells us, she says, if it were me and her shoes, I would just be making this to even about how I do care about the victims and please be patient with the process. Just like a simple thing like that. And it's crazy to me that

Erica is like just incapable of even just a simple kind of like, like, hey, you know, it's messy. We're trying to work it out. We'll get to the bottom of it. For right now, I have them, but we'll see, we'll just see what happens. Like, it's just amazing that the Erica chooses the, I am gonna push back. I can't only about me. I'm gonna question whether or not

the victims are even victims. It's just, it's like gross and just like sad that she can't do that pivot. So, Erica said, I mean, I was like, yeah, I mean, like you just say something, something to help the victims. Like, I mean, point to Kathy's traitor Joe's back. Call her poor.

Like, remind people that Kim is a drunk. I mean, anything but this. And Chris does like, well, I'm only thinking about the victims here. I'm like, I don't give a fuck about anybody else but me. Not what you want to put on the record not what you want to put out there I got optics Kyle psych and Sunsock

their actions their reactions are so cartoon horrified and Erica's like the question is were they defrauded by air. Well, I guess what? I don't work at Gerardi case. I'm not a lawyer. I don't control that. I've never met these people. So that is the question. But you do own pretty mess.

LLC that was 100% funded by Gerardi keys was in the partnership with Gerardi keys. It was on the payroll of Gerardi keys. And Gerardi keys paid $25 million to this partnership using money that was stolen. And besides, it doesn't even matter about the Gerardi Keys thing, whether or not she worked there. The question is whether or not the earrings that she has

were bought with funds that were meant to go to other people. And that's as simple as that. And so that's, it's not about like whether or not Erica is guilty of being part of a scheme. The question is whether or not Erica is holding on to money that belongs to other people. And it's that's all it is. And so. And she just keeps going. And I love it because these ladies are really just asking simple questions that could be seen as trying to help

Erica because they keep asking her questions that any smart person would answer differently than not Erica. So Erica just keeps digging. So Garsega, so you're saying you don't believe there are victims. And Erica goes, well, that's the way you looked at and found out. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and and, and, and, and, and, and, and and, and, and, and, and and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and and, and, and, and, taken. And she goes, no, it's a led. This is it. So then Kyle, now Kyle out of nowhere, Kyle's like, but in the meantime, let's have a little sensitivity towards the victims. Like, where did this come from, Kyle? Like, where are Kyle's like crying and screaming?

When did Kyle become the victim's advocate? Okay, if you want sensitive towards the victims, please take off your fedora, okay? So Erica. You should be concerned about, hey, it's out my, hey! And Garth sells like whatever, like she throws up her hands. And Garth's like, look, I know you're in defense mode, but it can't just be about you.

And to read some, take a deep breath. It's like a told BK after we finished just third E.D.'s for breakfast. I said, take a breath, BK. He was difficult though, because he was on the bunnies low at the time. So Erica was like, I'm not taking a deep breath. Why am I catching the sins of somebody? I'm divorced.

I'm not recycling. You know, it's getting so hard to defend her. All I can really do is throw splash, flick water at the screen. It's hard to defend her. Just to defend what comes out of a mouth. Grasso's like, but you have earring, so if you have, I'm given to them. She goes, Oh, and then what's going to happen, huh? I've never been anything but upfront honest. It's open and honest. Open and honest. And her is like, honey, huh? I've never been anything but I'm frontin' honest. He's open and honest. Open and honest. And her is like, honey, the hit line's a saying that you're refusing it back to humans.

She's like, but I offered. They were catalogued. Do you think I can get away with some shit? Well, I can't. By the way, I can show anybody the earrings, which is still in my purse if you want to see him all right. Yeah. And so, Kyle's like, I don't believe you knew where the money came from that Tom

used to buy them for you. My issue is that you're not going to the victims. I'm not victims and Kyle's like, people died. People fucking died. I said, Kyle, no cursing Kyle. No cursing Kyle. I'm so dumb. I'm not gonna.

It's like people died in the families who are left in the aftermath and you're not showing any compassion. And they're like, wow, I'm not showing like people died in the families who are left in the aftermath and you're not showing any compassion. And Eric is like, wow, I'm not showing compassion for people who are dog and being accused of me as stuff I didn't know. Like, wow, so now you're gonna- Don't hurry, but, Eric! So now she's actually coming for the victims. You can't make this shit off.

I mean, wow. And Kyle's like, don't say that, Eric, I don't say that because you're my friend and I can't make this shit out. I mean, wow. And Kyle's like, don't say that, Ericka, don't say that because you're my friend. And I can't defend that. And don't keep saying they're not victims because then I can't have compassion because then I can't go to people magazine and say she's just having a tough time

ruining my interview opportunities. And you can't just say that they're not your victims. And she's like, well, then I'm a victim. So don't say that, Ericka. She's like, oh my god, Kyle, why is so hung up on this? She's like, I'm trying to help you, Ericka, because there's the Ericka and you're like, you're the victim and Ericka's like, I'm not a victim. She goes, okay, okay, I won't call that's been left in Brooklyn. I think that's a victim.

Victim. You know that for Kyle, Kyle's like, I built a career off of spinning my bad behavior into innocent shit and to watch someone fail to do it is like watching a surgeon with like a hacksaw. This is just painful. This is just too painful for Kyle. It's like Kyle is kind of like the chick from scandal, you know, like she knows how to do this. And she's offering her services for free. And

Eric is just sitting all over Carrie Washington. And that's what's happening. So Rina, Rina's like, we need to get her out of here right now. We need to get out. We need to get her out, okay? And she's like, well, I was trying to, but you know, apparently deep breaths are not enough. So, Rinna's like the viral video of that cat just about to attack another cat, and then the big dog comes and like picks the cat up by the neck and just slowly drags it away in the cat. And then, what am I? What am I? Rinna's like, we gotta go. picks the cat up by the neck and just slowly drags it away. And the cat, I'm one of the animals!

I'm one of the animals! And it's like, we gotta go. And even the music, even the editors are like, Erica's fucked because we didn't even get a, we got the dreaded. Broom. That was just a good view. So, Rinna, it's like there's a certain point.

You can't take back certain things. We've gotta go. Too much open and honesty one might say. So, um, uh, Erica grabs like a... I'm sorry Ben, Erica grabs her like, meek stole thing from the 20s, you like a gangster ball from the 20s.

Already dressed like a femme fatale. Yeah, she's like, that's it, where are you going? I was like, you need a cigarette holder for this scene because this is a perfection. Take responsibility for shit. I didn't do I pray to god your shit doesn't end up like mine. Okay, all right Let's go. I'll stand fine. I'm not with these bitches I came into some shit because people think I should have feelings I could say all these bitches all night The fact issue and fucking with that what about the facts?

Fitness is Sun's like well, I was really looking forward to a game of shuffleboard Not happening girl. Oh Wow, it is like it's just such a bad bad look and then we see the previous Connected monologue. I'm not came any to some shit just cause people think I should feel some way. Most shit, cordola, take responsibility for shit.

I just like, non fact issuing, fuck you all. Fact issuing. Non fact issuing, fuck you all. It was just, it was just like such a terrible mastery of self-preservation, you know, or a terrible lack of mastery. Like just, it was just terrible. And then to see that next, but the thing is this, just might, everything that Erica's,

just Erica being terrible, the thing that I left being angry about was the fucking tequila. I was so angry about the tequila, especially when we see the previews for next week, when essentially they're at a bar. And I think does Kathy say they have her tequila, they don't have it, but the Rina leans in and is like, I'll have Kendall Jenner's tequila.

So she goes out of her way to pass progressively order Kendall Jenner's tequila. And A, I was like, I can't believe this is the genesis of all these rumors we've been hearing. And second of all, I was like, I can't believe this is the genesis of all these rumors we've been hearing. And second of all, I was like, what a nasty rid move. I was like, fuck that. I'm gonna just have to go slow. I was pretty good.

Kathy isn't always ready to be full time. You know what I mean? Cause Kathy should have just said, oh, I heard that's good. Oh, did you guys have Vanderpump Rose? That would be great. The original before it was ripped off. Byump Rose? That would be great. The original before it was ripped out. That would be great.

I'd love some Vanderpump original Rose. But wow, so we'll see. It looks like we've got a few episodes left. Side in. Yeah. Can I say? Yeah, what I mean, that's definitely gotten us all into it. Is the God bless, God bless, Bob.

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