Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Hear The Angels' Voices

Episode Date: July 29, 2022

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Ronnie, what's going on with you? How are you today? I'm good. So I went and got a chemical peel today for the first time. So yeah, my first chemical peel, I just feel like I've finally graduated into middle age. When I'm like, okay, that's what we do now. Time to go get a chemical peel and talk about skin for an hour with some lady.

I don't know. I'm gonna shut up. Bless her heart. So I'm shiny. So you know why they call it a chemical peel? I found out today. Why? Because they put chemicals on your face.

Then it peels. And she's like, here's what happens. It's gonna burn, which it does, and I'm shining, I look like a doll today. And then tomorrow I'm gonna look like a dragon. And then for two weeks, I have to hide inside and look like a dragon. And then two weeks I can go in the shade,

and then I go in for another one. So I'm like, how does this work? Do you just become a mole person? I think so. That sounds like it. I mean, you see when things go wrong, remember there was that one real house house in New York vacation where Ramona

like went out to her two pre-butturalian should blotches all over her face. By the way, shout out to Bueller, who is finally, who's just arrived in the background of your screen getting comfortable. Bueller got a chemical peel as well. He did, I can see, he looks radiant. Before we get into today's recap of Real House House of Beverly Hills, we have something exciting to share, okay?

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So I benched it, start doing this podcast. So we can finish the sentence. Ha ha ha. Anyway, so I've won March on that phone number. And now let us dive. I can even look at myself. Like I look. I look, look, look, look.

I think Christmas ornament. And I look like a fucking Christmas ornament. I really do. I'm like, I'm not sweating. It's just like some weird ornament. And I look like a fucking Christmas ornament. I really do. I'm like, I'm not sweating. It's just like some weird sign. And everything's so smooth. I don't think I like it. I don't know how young people walk around like this.

Ronnie, I think you have to just lean into the shine. Okay, we've all seen shiny faces before. No one is judging you for everyone understands that you're your post peel. And it's okay. I'm pre-peel. Oh yeah, you're right. Pre-actual peel. But pre-actual peel. Like, it's because tomorrow I'm pre-peel. Oh yeah, you're right. Pre- just to get peel, but pre-actual peel.

Like, because tomorrow I'll go look for a seed. Post-proceded pre-peel. PPPP. Okay, I'm just gonna cover my face. Cover my face. Yeah, tomorrow you'll just be in a veil. So. I would like the next decade of this podcast to be just to me, just different every time

you see me like a real housewife. I started with Botox and I got my teeth lightened and then I got a little chemical peel and then I'm just going to start nipping and tucking and sometimes I'll come on like Ziggy in her first episode with just a whole face thing where I'm just in a face cast for a month. I can't wait, it's gonna be a fun journey, guys. It'll be great. I'm excited for you. So speaking of fun journeys, let's go back to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

We had a big cliffhanger. The cliffhanger was that a tray of chicken tenders has arrived at Diana's party and Erica has just turned. I could just end it right there. Thehanger and Beverly Hills that chicken fingers arrived definitely I was like chicken figures, but actually it's that Erica turns to crystal and says, You can have this. It's a chicken tanda Yeah, poor Ella develop over there What is she doing in that Corella devils coat like she looks like she just killed 30 puppies, Erica, this Christmas party. And she's, and also why does Diana have chicken

tenders at her party? You're right. It is odd. I expect more than sliders and chicken tenders with ranch, okay? Maybe, maybe it was a request from Asher. Probably. It's like mac and cheese and chicken tenders. You probably have all sorts of Tweet requests. Like, oh, honey, we gotta have chicken tenders because growing up in Ohio, we always had chicken tenders at every party. I don't know if he's from Ohio, but he gives me that vibe.

I feel like he would say that sentence. Ugh. So, yeah, she's like, You can't have this. It's a chicken panda. Which is also kind of an ashore. Really, if you think about it. And Crystal's like, oh, she doesn't really know how to take that. And so then Erica just saunters off in her long stupid coat. She's like, all right, I need another drink.

Where those puppies bring me a popper. Yeah. And then Rinna's just staring blankly. Rinna's in that point in her season. And we see at the end of the episode, when we see the coming next week or whatever, Rinna does eventually go crazy this episode. But right now, she's in that Rinna mode where she's just kind of like a blank station. Have you ever turned on your TV?

You have a smart TV, right? Do they have like this smart TV station? It's like mine has LG stations and you turn it on. It's like the real LG stations and you turn it on. It's like the real housewives, I mean, Beverly Hills 90210, the station. And it's just Jenny Garth. That's Jenny Garth calling.

Oh, I heard your call. Oh, do you need an interview? Hi, I'm Jenny Garth from the 90210 station. But that's the look Rinne gets where you just turned it to a random smart TV station and she's just looking at it like, well, I don't have anything to do today. So I guess I'll just watch this. This blank look like she hasn't really shown up at school yet, you know, she's deciding what she's gonna do, her next move.

I love that you compared Lisa Renna to a Jenny, like a native television station to like a smart TV station featuring Jenny Garam. That's what it always turns to that or the world series of poker. I mean, I've watched so much poker, not even meaning to, just because that was the station I kept turning it to on accident while I ate my lunch. I'm going to explore these TVs that are, I've got an LG also, I want to see what stations,

maybe they'll be like a gene. They're below zero. Oh, below zero. Just go below zero. Okay. Yeah, there's some crazy shit on there, babe. Below zero Mediterranean. So next

but it passed them back. Don't put it past them. So Kathy walks it. And well, she's not walking in, but she's still she's still making her around to be like, come back everyone. So she goes and she kind of like fist pumps, she goes where she gets mittens, I guess she says, to Sheree. And she's like, I'm trying to think of one the last time I saw you. And Sheree's like, I don't think you've ever seen me, Kathy. And Kathy's like, well, of course I have.

I don't forget faces. Sheree's like, I don't know. I think this might be our first time meeting. She's like, I definitely would have known if I'd met Kathy Elton before. That's what, I definitely would have known if I've not capyled him before. That's what she's saying. Sheree is doing that really high pitch like you're talking to someone that you don't know

if they can hear you, like a really elderly person, you know what I'm like. It's time for your Chalamima. You know, she's definitely got that. She is. Yeah. And Kathy's like, well, with my eyes, you never know, do you I crazy eyes and then we see a clip of her thinking garsell is Kyle

Which you know is Kathy except that now that there's two black people on the cast part of me is like you know Kathy just thought that was Garsell you know I know I mean part of us all had to think that Yeah, you I sort of got I think that's why she suddenly just walked away because I think she realized, oh shoot, this is about to turn bad for me. I'm gonna walk away. Yeah. I don't know how Kathy's regular vision,

but I know her white lady vision is probably pretty blurry. Yeah, I'm gonna say that. What are you talking about? She learned everything about race for Michael Jackson. So me and Watt, then we see Asher by like a music stand and he's like Damn mother, I'm gonna get in that role. He's like swinging for the beast to get in that role. He's like swinging for the beast. He never makes it. He's always chipped. He's chipped swinging for the beast role on to. But yeah, he's warming up and then

Diana's like, let's go inside for a bit. My fuck boy going to sing. So they all go in and now they have to now listen, I was that kid where my mom was like, okay, Ronnie's going to sing a song for Christmas. And then my cousins would all just sit around and like, okay, Ronnie's gonna sing a song for Christmas. Ronnie, do it. And then my cousins would all just sit around and like, go for it. Go sing, go ahead. We all want to hear it, you know? And I was always so traumatized by it, but Asher's not traumatized by it

and that both makes me jealous in a way, but also it makes me hate him, you know? At least I had the self respect to be traumatized by doing shit like this, Asher. Well, Asher was the cousin. Asher was never asked to be the one to sing. And that's why he's so eager to sing now. He's like, finally, my moment. Also, I thought it was really funny as they all enter in. Lisa Runaid like sits down on the sofa and she just yells.

She doesn't just say it. She yells. She goes, I'm in a sit right here. If that's okay. Okay. Thank you for the giant announcement, Lisa. So, Runa is also doing the elderly home care worker voice this whole time. She's like, wow! I'm just in this chair! I sure am going to sing. I'm just going to sing.

So, then, uh, that Erica is like standing at his like little music stand and just like reading his, what he's gonna sing and asher comes over and he's like, you can't read those girl, get, get. You know he was pissed. He was pissed but also like, it sort of sounded like he was gonna sing like an original song when he said that and it was just like a standard Christmas Carol. I know. I'm glad you need a music stand for this Christmas Carol that you're about to do, Asher. The Erica was just confused because normally Erica walks into a room for a show and they take those out of the room. You know? I was leaving this here. Why, what is this thing?

Yeah, so Diana's like, oh yes, Erica, with your Broadway background, come sit by me, person I'm being nice to for no apparent reason right now. Come, sit by me. So then, Erica, that Ash was like, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. Hello everyone.

Hello everyone, welcome. Everyone's looking amazing tonight. I'm gonna bring you, I call a taste of Christmas Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm He's like, oh, no. I was like, stop, just stop. Okay. Because first of all, he can, he can sing, you know? I mean, he did play chip. Okay. So he can sing, but that started that. Oh, it's like, no, please, please don't do this to me.

Well, it's not on Christmas. Not on Christmas. Listen, he didn't sound bad, but he didn't sound great. He was fine. He was not good, not bad, just nice. And he was good, I thought. He was good. It's just the way he does that thing.

Where he's like, I'm a sexy singer. So he's like, oh, man. I, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, people boners? I feel, you know, to me, it sounded very much like we could have been in tomorrow land. Like we could have been getting hot dogs and someone was singing, like, singing songs that Disney, they felt very amusement park. And like people who sing at amusement parks sing well, but they just sort of, there's just sort of like that, like that X factor sometimes that's missing. So, that like that X factor sometimes that's missing. So. Oh, well, I'm not saying shit about thing park singers

because that's a crew you don't want to mess with, okay? I know. You've never had a lunch ruined until a Cinderella flops a fucking tray of spaghettios in your face, okay? You don't want to fuck with those people. They're mean bitches. Listen, tell me, do that right now. You know what?

People say that I'm too nice on this podcast. So you know what? I'm finally taking a stand. I'm saying he sounds like I'm taking a stand against a minimum wage Cinderella. Good for you. No, I'm not taking a stand against them. I'm taking a stand against Asher. Okay. Cause what I'm saying is they were acting like this was freaking lies. I'm an Ellie and Dana Delaney here and no It's it's tomorrow land. That's what it is, okay?

But Diana has like a lady boner and you know she has one because she starts puckering her lips It's like the only time that her tongue is not working overtime is like when she gets her lips She's doing that squint like her proud squint and When he gets to the fall on your knees. I was like we don't need your resume My god So that and then Kathy starts to cry Kathy's like doing or like she's pretending to she's wiping something so as soon as she starts to cry Then everyone starts to pretend to cry because everyone wants to do what Kathy is doing so then everyone is like Kyle is like trying so hard

She's like splashing She's thinking like cups of water imported them on her eyes That was a lot of that was a lot of panamon tears for sure And Rinneka's like it Rinneka Rinne is like it is so And Rinneka's like it Rinneka Rinne is like it is so magical It is so magical. It's like what happened to the cold zone before it became the hot zone magic And Erica meanwhile is shugging and she's like he's like no Oh, oh, holy fuck.

My pussy's like a pie. Oh, my god. It's like, shut. Bless her heart can't sing at all, you know? Yeah. How many fucks do I give zero, zero? Do I give zero? Lero? Oh, oh, it might, us, I think that Erica probably

misses the spotlight. And you know, this is the kind of spotlight that Erica is usually in. She's usually in a benefactor's home, just like Asher. You know, it's like kind of a mirror story, if you think about it. Asher is in Tom, Asher is the Erica, you know, and Tom is the Diana, and here sits Erica, looking at her old life, where she was the twink

up at the microphone that everybody had to pretend to give a fuck about. I, I, you know, I've, I've, I've doubted the level of Erica's drunkiness all season. I felt like some of it has been played up for antics, but now I think she really is wasted because Erica doesn't normally sing live, I feel like. I don't think we normally ever get to hear

Erica's voice, she's normally singing to track. She's like letting that voice fly. And, uh, we've heard her, don't you remember? because voice she's normally singing to track. She's like letting that voice fly. And- We've heard her, don't you remember? Wow. Ah. I think outside of a vocal lesson, outside of a vocal lesson, I was like, oh, she's letting it out.

All of that voice right now. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a whole blood's full of muppets crashing into a, you know, mountain at one time. But it's also that she was acting like she was a real artist before because Tom was paying for her to have this career. I'm renting out places for her to go sing in and tour in and he was buying all of her singles that came out. For all of those of you who are like, where did she spend $20 million? I tunes, okay? Mostly.

But yeah, she's used to pretending that she is an artist. So she would be like, I'm not singing live because that's what I do. It's my art. How dare you? But now that she's not, she's like, but I am a lot of soul. Look at me. Oh, oh, I'm not. So then like, Asher is like approaching the big note. The like the big note of the song and in America's like,

hit the high note. Which we all know he's not, no one's gonna be able to do that in this room. Like there's no one in this room that's hitting that high note. And, and he didn't. I was surprised that he didn't even go for that note. It was like, come on Asher.

You've got a freaking hundred million hour over there sponsoring your little audition on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. You're not even gonna put this in a key where you can hit that note, put that and get out of here. Twink fired, Twink cut him. I know.

I was upset I wanted him to go for that note. He couldn't do it though. He wasn't able to do the big note. I mean, even I think even Eric would have a little bit of song for it, at least I would give her that. But yeah, she really did. She's like, alright, go for the baby. No way! No way! The house starts shaking. You just go outside some mudslide. The houses are just sliding down the hills. Tom's car comes down the cliff.

The same car goes footing over the house five times. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha If you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court, I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the host of Wonder E's new podcast, Disantel. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the buildup, why it happened, and the repercussions. What deserves session with these feuds say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows. It snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon.

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Yeah, it wasn't good. So then you know, it's after song, everybody's horrified, you know, and for many reasons, a lot of different reasons. Chicken tenders while watching someone's child bride not go for the no-no-well, plus you've got Erica there, you know, it's everyone's horrified. So when I was like Merry Christmas, everyone Merry Christmas! And um, they're making small talk and telling Kathy they love her bag. And she's like, this antique is, this bag is antique basically. It's virtually antique.

And someone's like, guess from last season? She goes, well, that's an antique and Beverly Hills. Look at Kyle's face. Am I right, everyone? Now, wasn't this the same bag that Diana was carrying around because she said was like a quarter of a million dollars. I'm trying to impress everybody. I'm not a bag queen, but I'm asking because it was a little black bag with big diamonds on it, which is what Diana was like,

oh, these diamonds are low on a with the price of three Estonias. You know? I don't know, but I'm going to just say yes, because it's more funny that way. Or also, also known as funnier. So now I said, I wrote down or derives. I'm so glad I wrote that down or derives guys. And then you're just bragging the eagantipit. Horse derives. No, I got a swiggle on that one, because I don't, I mean,, I, I mean, I know how to type it, but I just didn't. I don't. I don't. I don't. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. It's annoying. it's annoying. It's annoying. It do mind is that the iPhone is just like,

no, I can't help you, can't help you. But meanwhile, if you write, if you write, it's like with hors d'oeuvres and T-E-H, I have no idea what word you are going for, you're on your own. But if you write down like a word like tomato, they're like, oh, did you meet in pharmaceutical? I'm like, no, I was writing tomato.

All of a sudden the brain goes away. And that spell check doesn't even wait until, it'll do it like after you press end, it'll suddenly rejumble everything. So, like I was returning an email to Dan, who is one of the guys on our ad sales team right for the podcast. And he wrote us and I wrote back like,

yes, that's great. Thanks Dan. And I pressed the send button and then it rejumbled the last word to thanks fan. I thought that was funny. Like who the fuck do you think you are sending that to somebody who works with you? Like thanks fan.

I just tried to type in or derves right now my iPhone. And this is what it changed derves to Doe response like where like just think about it for a second phone doe response Could you please pass the or doe response like why? Or it'll change the word while you're typing it but do it incorrectly and then it'll think about it and come correct the sentence Which actually you're thinking oh my god they're so smart now but they always correct the sentence incorrectly right before you present and you just look like you're hitting that every time.

They don't just correct the sentence and I like they put the apostrophe where they think the apostrophe. They like will fully insert other words like you mean to write, hey I'll be home in five minutes. So like, oh I think you meant to write, hey I just saw be home in five minutes. So like, oh, I think you meant to write. Hey, I just saw Pamela at Dagestina. See you soon. I'm like, wait, no, there's not even a Dagestina on the West Coast.

I don't need no Pamela is. So let's see. So then, um, Rina, Diana, Rina. That's what I wrote. Diana, Eric, there's two Rimas. There's two Rimas in the scene. Have fun. No, Diana, Erica and Rina are sitting down. That's what I ran. Diana Eric. There's two rims. There's two rims in the scene. Have fun.

No, Diana, Erica and Rina are sitting down and like the shoe wants another, Erica wants another drink. I think a waiter's there or something and she's like, well, I think I'd like to have a champagne or a guy's a moment. No, well, there we go. That was the champagne or a guy's. So Kyle is talking to Kathy Shiree, Shiree and Garsell and Kathy's, or Kyle's like, oh, by the way, you guys are such a mess. Look at those fries on the floor. These fucking pigs, and this is something I learned working parties in that town.

Just throw food on the floor and just leave it there. Someone has just like poured fries all over the floor. And there's just fries all over the ground now. They're like, ah! Your pigs, all of you, shame on you. Thank you, that's true, true. Pigs, pigs! So, or as I like to say, trash.

So, now, so Erica, I mean, while it turns to Rina, I was like, girl, I'm so wet. Cause that's like the word that she likes to use now. And she's very young. She's very hip. I'm so Because that's like the word that she likes to use now She's very young she's very hip. I'm so let and Rina's like girl. I know To the cafe Go for the high note me The first like child that Eric has ever asked about of course. She's only gonna ask what the famous kids So then Kathy is like oh, why is she so happy? She's doing really really like Kathy

I want to say something. I want to get love my chest You invited me to a lot of events and the truth is I wanna say something, I wanna get in love with my chest. You invited me to a lot of events, and the truth is, I don't wanna bring my scar, and my fucking scarlet ladder, I'm taking a daughter, I'm taking you, I get in, I'm like, listen Erica, it's cool that this is like your first big scandal, but I think when it comes to Scarlet Letter's, Paris Hilton knows how to handle it.

She's dappled in it a little bit. So don't you worry. It's so, that's adorable that you think that you're gonna bring the score into Paris Hilton, but don't worry about it. Yeah, Paris Hilton wedding. Yeah, I'm sure you're the only one who's ever had issues in that group of people.

I'm like, let's look at their family for a moment. Don't you worry about it, Erica, but that was so soon of you to elevate yourself to that place where you could bring score into the Hilton's. Yeah, please. Conrad was there, wasn't he? And give me a fucking break. So, uh,

For granted, Davis was there. Oh, God. I mean, we could go down the list and probably find like 35 crazy days in my threads. Uh, Kimmerchords, uh, Kardashians, uh, literally everyone. Uh, so, um, Kathy's like, Oh, I understand, but you're always included, Garsell. You're always included. And Eric is like, I'm the truth. I'm the sky.

It's okay. We love you. Bye. I'm just crying, it's okay, I'm lonely, I'm a woman's gun. I think you only asked about somebody's fucking daughter so that you could sob about yourself. Ain't nobody gonna feel sorry if you'd give back those earrings, ma'am, okay? Yeah. Give back those earrings before you start crying to me about how victimized you've been. See, I really, you know, normally I would really be down for this little moment that Arca is having, I got, I love when a real house while I've does the soapy thing.

It's like, I bring my Scarlet Letter. Like, this was actually Leon Locke and special G. It was having a moment like, Ah, would bring my Scarlet Letter to a pair of silver. And it would just be the funniest thing ever. But Erica, I don't know, she's just not nailing it for me. I'm so sad. I should be loving funniest thing ever. But Erica, I don't know, she's just not nailing it for me. I'm so sad. I should be loving this.

Yeah. You know? Yeah. And so she tries to make this big thing. And she's like, I'm just crying for trouble, you know? I'm crying. Kathy stops her. And she's like, well, but you at least replied.

Because if you didn't reply, and that's a very different thing, you know, I hate when people don't reply. But you did. So are we to understand people's feelings? You know, there was a waste of a blue tiff in a box and a lovely gift, but otherwise what can I really say about it? You know, Eric is like, and I knew you were an adult enough to understand. And then Rinna's next to her crying.

Rinna's crying on Eric, I was like, okay, settle down now, Rinna. There's nothing to cry about in this moment. This is ridiculous. They're ridiculous, those two. So then Eric is like, please explain the Paris Nicking. If not personal, you think Paris and Mickey gave a flying fact that their mom's crazy drunk friend, who like humps pianos everywhere she goes

and tries to turn champagne flutes into, you know, champagne microphones or whatever. Do you think they care that she didn't show to the wedding? Please stop now. Yeah, it's a dinner now. I know. I mean, I appreciate you elevating yourself in their lives to think that they would even care.

They don't probably even know that Eric was invited to the wedding, okay? But she's like, it's just I didn't want to bring that fucking shame onto something that should have been so beautiful. By the way, she looks fucking beautiful. I just want to let you know. Diana's like, okay, let's change this subject. She's just that. She's just that. Okay. Okay, let's change subject now. And Kathy's not amused, right? So she just gets up and walks away. She's like, yeah, I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna go inside because I'm a little cold. Oh, really? Is this pretty warm at your heart? I'm hot. I'm gonna go inside.

Really? Because it's only about seven. I'm freezing. I'm just going. I'm gonna go inside. Just I prefer to be at a different temperature than this. Just whatever temperature it is. I just want to be there. So temperature than this, just whatever temperature it is, I just wanna be there. So, being Kyle, being the Christmas gift that is Kyle, is like, so other girls, I was just thinking about setting a Diana thing at my house, you know? Wow, was that something? Anybody have anything to say about that?

Okay, well, I wouldn't even think that she would come here tonight, setting, but setting was really excited to come. Like literally one hour before we were about to leave, she tested positive for COVID. And I was on the phone with her for 30 minutes over it. 30 minutes over COVID. And like the thing that kills me about Satan,

I do get that she's like really lonely feeling. And when she said to me the other night, like I have to be alone now for Christmas, that broke my heart and I was like, Sutton, just because you're not on a marriage that's going into its 26th successful year as documented by the knot does not mean that you have to feel alone. It just means you don't have a husband who you can share a cover with of a wedding magazine and that's it. So Garth sells like yeah you know she was saying well since you've had COVID maybe you can come see

me on Christmas and Garth goes me she said no me Kyle she's oh thank god because yeah I wouldn't do that. I would let her call me and just put it on speakerphone so I could listen to her being alone. That sounds kind of fun actually. Maybe if she just hears two people that aren't alone and have never been alone for 25 years, she won't feel alone. She can just sort of pretend like she's part of our marriage, which she's not of course, but she can pretend. So then Kathy comes over and she's like, Kathy, my old friend, would you like some juice juice? And Kathy's like, oh my god, Erica's getting out of control, guys. She's getting out of control. She actually thinks she was invited to Paris's wedding. I don't know where she got that notion. She's really wasted. And Grace August, well, did you know she told my son to fuck off my 14 year old?

Yeah, and Kathy's like well You don't ever want to put yourself in a position of drinking and losing control That's for sure and Kyle goes well, no, but like to be open and honest like she's kind of like loosening up sort of like How all the ladies were around Jamie Lee Curtis my friend and you know, she's just feeling more free around all of us And just you know, she's's kind of making little mistakes, and we gotta cut her some slack, guys. And Garth's like, you can cut her some slack. I don't need to cut her some slack,

which, you know, that got some double snap claps for me, I was like, yes. Y'all, yeah. It's true. And then don't, don't, don't, and then you just see Erica checking outside, like, oh holy, blood, It's true and then don't don't don't and then you just see Erica checking outside like oh Holy My blood

So much help Erica so then she says she's still sitting with Rina and Diana and she's like Can I be honest about who inspired me to take care of my mental health? It's her daughter, Amelia. I'm Alexa, bro. And guess what? Nah, I'm a maltrooping and boo-billuming and acts of x-factor in American Idol. And yeah, I had a few drinks, but the cheats is, I'm okay.

Yeah, you seem like you're doing great. So does Amelia actually. Wow, you two are, you two are really killing it. So Garth's all like, well, I know we're all friends, but sometimes we can't be in denial just for the safety of our friendship. I mean, seeing her in Mexico on the boat, she was out of control and then seeing her at my party

and also it's not yet. I mean, Asher's singing and she's shouting out. I mean, I don't know which one sounded worse, to be honest. Ha, ha, ha, ha. And Kyle's like, well, I think I'm just like ultra-sensitive is someone says that this person's drinking too much. Honestly, right, Kathy, because of our sister, Kim, right? Oh, really?

And then Kyle tells us, it's very dangerous to throw labels out like that, drinking too much. Garsel is trying to bait me into saying that and she's not gonna do that. She's not baiting you. She's pointing out the fucking obvious, Erica's a goddamn mess, you know, meanwhile, Erica's like sucking a drink from a Christmas ornament, which, you know, granted, that is what they're being served in. But, you know, just singing babbly, babbly words out there to her soul. She's, and she's got a problem, okay. I just love Kyle saying it's dangerous to throw labels around like that. Like, I was like, are we going to play the famous season one quote?

You're a goddamn alcoholic. Is that, are we going to, are we going to play that clip right now? Although in that case, she was right. But either way, um, well, it's only okay if Kyle gets to use it for a storyline. Yeah. Yeah, Kyle's basically pulling, she's only okay if Kyle gets to use it for a storyline. Yeah, Kyle's basically pulling, what she's really doing is she's not admonishing Garsell for suggesting that Erica could have a drinking problem. She's admonishing Garsell so that way she can show the stuff that she's been through

and she's sort of like one upping hardships right here. Yes So she's like yeah, well, I just get nervous because like that's a label and that just makes me go BAH And Garsell's like well, I'm just saying that there doesn't need to be an excuse made for something. It can just be bad It's bad. That's it. You don't have to label it. You don't have to come out with some Kyle Bullock to excuse it. It's just, it's obviously embarrassing, right? Yeah. Exactly. And Crystal basically says something about how Kyle's idea of a friendship is that you back someone 100% with, you know, and Crystal's version of a friendship is that you, you

know, like a good friend will call me out, not just back me blindly. I'm like, okay, thanks, Crystal. All 14 of them. Listen, if I do something bad and I don't have 14 friends on following me, I'm pissed. So Kyle's saying, this is not her normal behavior guys. And Garsell's like, well, you can say that because you've known her more.

I can't say that. She's like, come on. Can't you be a little bit open-minded and say that? Or I was like, I've seen her attack, sudden, like it was nobody's business, Kyle. And she's like, what that wasn't drunk behavior though. I mean, yeah, who cares?

Like it's shitty behavior. Like at that time, you guys were saying, well, she's just going through a hard time. It was the same thing. It's like no matter what she does, you guys were saying, well, she's just going through a hard time. It was the same thing. It's like no matter what she does, you guys just say, well, she was going through a hard time. So now back to Erica, Erica's like, you know what? I couldn't have made it through the important time in my life without Lisa Riddler and her daughters and other people who were surrounding her. There was a little mouse that comes out. Gave me some good advice, but it asked for 10% of my income.

I said, get the fuck outta here. You wanna take 10% of my debt to rat? But that was the only person at the house. I really didn't like. If it weren't for Lisa Riddler or her daughters, also Harry Hamlin teaching me things about anthrax in a Tom Brokaw voice, that helped a lot too. Hey, and that little guy from love Island that one of those girls was dating he taught me some things about Space that was cool too. I learned so much got to say I learned so much and rim a hippocritic

It up as well as like and that is what everyone is here for you know what I love to do how about alcoholics And never say they're near death. And never try to strangle them in breath frauds. It's like, yeah, you're real sensitive too, Rina. Yeah, so Erica's like, you know, but with you, with you, what a positive up and make it ugly and making my, oh my god, we're just so much to it, Erica, that's with you, we're just so much to make it. That's what you really just shit.

Sorry, sipping. Like it made no sense. Yeah, no, it's okay, but it's okay. But it's how it's giving a look anyway, but it didn't really make any sense. It's like Erica is saying, okay, you know, I'm going through a hard time, but it's when

people turn it against me and try and make it like it's some kind of a bad thing. That's when it becomes a problem. It's like it is a bad thing, Erica. And what you're going through is a bad thing too, and you're not helping, you know? You can go through a hard time, but if you lash out at other people because of that, that's like not a good thing. So, uh, Rida is like, she sees that Erica is going down the wrong path. So she goes, oh, thank you for this beautiful party. It's beautiful. It's our first time out.

So, you know, we need to go home and go to bed now. That singing was just, it was beautiful. We're gonna go, we gotta go. Yeah, and then it's like, well, there are rooms here. I said, oh, you're gonna stay here, Erica? Or are you saying, are you kidding? I live right down the road. And by the road, I mean, those stairs

and leave it all over the level. Hey, I should bring Rick Astruffy Key down with you on your way to bed, honey. So they garce all come and she's like, well, I'm saying goodbye. And I'm just like, we shouldn't go to. And then Erica's like falling on the sofa and everything. I love you all. Just sort of like a sloppy moment. She's trying to be like a fun drunk.

It's just not working. And I have to say, so one of the first characters on TV that I haven't fallen for, I mean, my favorite show is App Fab. I love a good middle-aged lady, you know, middle-aged lady falling down out of drunkenness. I love it. Okay. But yes, if you can't even make that work, I'm, well, it's too deliberate. It's too deliberate, you know, it's like, you know, people are saying like Kyle is saying,

well, no, she's loosening up or finally getting just the real Erica. I'm like, no, she just wrote, testing a new personality that she's learned from her gaze. And it's like, it's still just not quite authentic to her. If at least it's not coming off that way. So it's like, eh, eh, not as fun as it should. Yeah. So now Diana and Garsell are kind of there awkwardly. So Diana is like, thank you so much for calming. And then the tongue comes back out. Also, I don't know if I mentioned this, I have to keep an napkin here, just for the dianna tongue segments, but.

I don't know if I mentioned this last week, but did you notice that her daughter also does the mini tongue version of her? I don't know. I don't know if her daughter, her tongue comes out like a little fist, like. I was like, oh God. But now, are you talking about the daughter who's like 21

or the daughter who's like 21 months? No, the daughter who's here. Well, I'm sure the 20 month, the 21 month year old does it too. Just like, come on. So, so anyway, I'm like, my behavior up your party was inappropriate. It really was. And Sotten said some things and she literally pressed every button. There is the press and then we see a flashback of your an asshole. You know, she's a fucking asshole. You're a soulless person. Motherfucker.

Motherfucker, son of a... But, you know, you're coming. You just came in and you're beautiful white dress. And I rushed out in the weirdest way really I did really and then we cut back to her going, oh you have bodyguards, oh you have mouthpiece. And she's like so I really apologize and Garsell's like, thank you for that. She's like I just always feel this part of Garsell, you know, I see it in your eyes that you're like me. And Garsell's like, hmm, well thank you for the night. Thank you for the night. But thank you, thank you for everything

else. Diana's so Diana tells us, I really enjoyed Garsell tonight. She seemed to be at ease, you know, she was approachable. And I don't know if it's me or her or maybe suddenly not being here, but I don't know, like, like, yes, she does her innocent blink, like, maybe it's just something not being here. I mean, we've already had 10 years of these women trying to other people that they don't like. And I'm certainly not going to listen to it from you. Pass, go fuck your, go fuck your little toddler in a Gallagher wig. He tries to sing a piano, okay? Can't wait to hear it.

Gallagher wig, downgrade from Dana Delaney. So, let's give him a... Give him a... Let's see if it's not... Oh my God, Seila Ward was in my dream last night. I'm just realizing, as I said. Se Seal award is in your dreams way too much. Like this is actually officially a problem now, okay? Cause this is not, this is not even the second time

that you've said that or the third time that you said that. Dana Delaney, I mean, seal award spends too much time in your dreams. But you know what though? You know what though? Asher, maybe a better comparison is Asher may have Patricia Calumber here as in the woman who played Georgian sisters.

Oh, not Georgie. But think about it, visualize it, Ronnie, and tell me I'm wrong. Talk about a broken teacup. Think about it. And by the way, for anyone who doesn't know about the show's sisters, please look it up because it's a drama that has been forgotten to, like in this world of reboots and like, and nostalgia plays and reunions and watches,

Sisters, no one seems to know what even had like people are like, was there a show called Sisters? It was a show with George Clooney, Ashley Judd, Suzy Kurtz, Seal Award. Do I need to go on? Hello. Yeah, no one in Hollywood's like, I wonder what, I wonder what Georgie would be doing in 2022. So inside, they're up to you some shenanigans, some Hilton anagins with Kathy hiding. Kathy hiding Kyle's purse. Yeah, they're so wacky. And I'm like, oh my god, we're so funny.

We love hiding things from each other. And then we see the time where Kyle and Kim hid Brandy's crutches at game nights and called her a slut pig. That was fun. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. This was everybody. Paul Rudd. I also want to say, Paul Rudd was also on the pig. That was fun. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. This was everybody. Paul Rudd, I also want to say,

Paul Rudd was also on the sisters. It was Super Starcast. Super Starcast. Okay, so let's go over to PK and to read at home for another white wash. You know, you got to love a PK and to read soon because whenever they do something terrible, they just white wash,

they still spend an entire episode just Pouring the lime on it another whitewash. That's name of their sitcom So yeah there there P.K. walks into the living room when he's like honey I'm a little bit jaded or feel overall fun a bit jaded That's not the word, P.K. And America means something else being jaded. Alright, it's different in the US than it is in the English British House of Vancouver, Jamaica. Well then, what's the word that you use when you've had so many pringles that they no longer delight you?

Well, I guess that is jaded. I thought you were going gonna talk about something else. So PK's like, well, I had to deal with mom and dad today on the, because of all the press that came out. And then we see the headline, PK Kimsy was arrested on suspicion of D.Y. in California a month after his wife Duret was robbed at gunpoint in their LA home. I'm like, even the headlines.

I feel like even the headlines are constantly making excuses for people. It's not just the other people on reality TV. It's like, BK was pulled over, but his wife was out. It's like, okay, but he was still pulled over. Don't put that in the headline. Don't let BK off of this daily mail. Please.

So, you know, so BK, Please. So PK tells us, gee, three weeks ago, just about the time that I had just witnessed the shiggest wind chime I'd ever seen, PK went to a work dinner and he was driving home after having a glass of wine, a non-sheik glass of wine, and he got pulled over and brought to the station

PK doesn't work. What's PK's job? By the way again So we see news clips and then to recycle and then here we are weeks later and suddenly the press have found out Meagically, it's whoo Music The bear underpumps just there heading to Swan like It jumped in a gemstone vest and tie As you're swinging swinging back and forth on a giant chandelier that Nicolaine has made that looks like a clock

Magic darling magic Yeah, I mean what do you mean look I mean who they don't have anyone else to blame anymore for these strange leaks? And they don't even bother like matter pumps not there anymore. So she's still blaming somebody. She just doesn't know who it is now Right. Yeah, so Doreet said that she found out the next day Because PK was really upset and then he went to London and now she's like, and now we're having to have the conversation again and I'm now annoyed again because I have to have it for TV. We did not want to put this on TV and now the producers are saying we have to have this conversation. So we're having it.

Gee, but, but babe, I haven't told you the anxiety that I went through. I haven't updated you yet, babe, on that. She's like, what are you talking about, the key? He's like, well, you know,, the key? He's like, well, you know, first of all, here's what happened. They asked me to glow into a machine babe. All right, they said the legal limit is 8.8 and I was at 0.81, you know, and I just didn't want to worry you where I was. And that's why I didn't call you babe. And she's like, gee, so you were pulled over by the police unsuspecting of DUI and you were

anxious about worrying me about you being a blit. Gee. Yeah I'm telling you you know all I want to do is called you but I couldn't because my hands were behind my back you see look at that and then actually I'm just realizing right now for the first time I can't actually get my hands behind my back It's not you I'm gonna try and touch my toes right now babe And it's not that I was not that I was a Handcuffed or anything but the police officers decided let's do a field day They put my time my hands behind my back and we did relay races. That's all babe. That's all that happened. They And then you know I was handcuffed the second time and then I had to blow into it and this

time they just came up with cool Doritos, cool over Doritos. That's just a kind of chipy gay. So then they flew me to Canada so I could try ketchup, ruffles. Wow, delicious. Then I came back. That's not even an amount of drunkenness, PK. Or they got me 400 over 220. That's a broad pressure, peak. Funions turns out potato chips can involve onions. Delicious, babe. Delicious.

Mmm. So he says that he got... He't booked after all because by the time they blew it again he was under the limit now so even though he was driving drunk he by the time they did it again he wasn't drunk anymore to which I say L.A. cops like what the hell. Yeah they're like just take a break over there for a while. Okay, it'll be fine in just a minute. I feel like that happened to January Jones also. Didn't she have a thing that happened?

And then Bobby Flake came to rescue her. It was so weird, it was a weird strange thing that I'm surprised it's not been turned into a true crime podcast. So then, so then PK is like, listen, babe, babe, the isn't a husband in the world after what you've been through that's gonna call you at full in the morning.

I was like, well, weren't you supposed to be driving home after dinner? Why is it for in the morning? I don't understand that part either. Even if you were brought downtown to the station and this is after a work dinner, we're talking like 11.31 AM max. But before AM, there's more to the story. There's more to the story. Yeah, there're talking like 11.31am max. But before I am, there's more to the story.

There's more to the story. Yeah, there's something weird there. And she's like, but P.K., there's only one thing that's extremely important in our marriage. We don't lie to each other. It's not a big lie, not a little lie, not a big little lie, at least it's season two because that was a real disaster.

And not a true lie, because that movie star, Jamie Lee Curtis, and I've already bought 19 sequin charms and a contraption that somehow keeps things hot and cold. We don't lie to each other. So, um, yeah, so then she's basically like, um, she's like, if I think for one second that you'd lie to me, you'd crush me in two seconds, and you know what sort of noise I'd make, this noise! Yeah! Let's go! You do!

So... Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh gosh. So basically, she's like, listen, we're married. We lighted people together. You don't lighten me, okay? You got that, buddy? And he's like, whoa, but I can, I won't ever lie to you, but I can sometimes delay telling you to choose my time to tell you.

And she's like, don't do it again! Oh, Keira, yeah. So that's there, they're like, oh, wasn't again. Oh, Keeta, yeah. So that's there. They're like, oh, was that fun that scene when PK, was accused of being drunk, but he wasn't really drunk at all that time when he had a job, you know, that he was at drinking for it.

My coach, you guys add a lot of bullshit into your scenes. I know. So then we go over to Erica's tiny little shack and there's hair extensions everywhere and Erica's like holding them up or playing with them and she's like, Diva, Millmate and assa, assa, yeah. And she's sitting there with her publicist Jack in Laya and Mikey, basically all her employee friends and they're just sort of sitting around looking at the hair. Yeah, the friend employees and Jack's like, well, we have five colors.

Okay, we have a clip and sample as well, the trion. And Mikey's like, I am so glad this is happening. I'm Mikey sitting here across like it in a sweater, not even putting clothes on you. That's my arc. This season, and I'm so glad to have it. Yeah, so when it comes over, see, oh, I didn't know the whole gang was gonna be here.

You guys, wow, oh my God, and you took photos, Erica, so pretty, I love these photos. Oh, God, what are you guys gonna drink? Cause I wanna drink something and I don't know what's order until you guys order something. Thank you so much. You know, I already know what to order until you guys order something. Thank you so much. You know I already know what it's like

to have it all. Can't be a beauty or a private jet. I've been closet, I've had the ring. A man who couldn't walk down the hallway with tripping over his own nuts. God, but I know that I'm gonna work my ass off and I'm gonna go live for the back. Yeah, she's like, I'm gonna work my ass off and I'm gonna get my every foot back. Yeah, she's like, I'm gonna work my ass off.

And we see like one month earlier, earlier Erica had a photo shoot. I was like, wow. Wow, Erica took some pictures out by the dried up water fountain outside her neighbor's house. Yeah, working that ass off. Also, I hope she enjoyed her wonderful luxury vacation in Hawaii with Rina and Diana,

and that she just got home from this week. I hope that's working her ass off. God, really doing it. Doing it. Yeah, what was that about? That was funny because, well, we already talked about this, I guess, on take a seat, right?

So were we talked about it? Yeah, we did. Yeah, take a seat, Monday? So we were we talked about it. Yeah, we did. Yeah. Take a seat Monday night, 7 p.m. Pacific on Spotify live. But yeah, we were talking about that a little. I just love that Erica posted that clip right when all of this other news is posted. She gets served when she gets back from the when she gets back from Hawaii to the airport. She gets served all these papers for this new lawsuit.

And then that day, they show how unbothered she is. She puts up this montage of them in Hawaii. You know what it was to? The song it was to wipe out. The song is to wipe out. Okay. The song is wiped. The whole video is it ends. Wipe out. It's like how fitting. Was it was making this montage? Was it the fat boys remix Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, type of extension, clippin, ponytail, tape, keratin, mask and tape, glue, almos, rubber cements, you name it, I've worn it on stage for over a decade. Every type of blonde hair, because that's the only hair that matters. I've worn it all!

What does that have to do with anything? That's like me becoming like a fucking doctor because I'm allergic to a lot of things. It's weird. Like, you're cares. So Rin is like, meager, meager, meager. I'm just gonna keep saying that. Meager, meager. And she's like, all right, everybody believe, well, Mikey, you can stay. Jackie, I love you. Lyle, change one letter in your name. You're a fucking my, I get the fuck out of here till tomorrow. We'll give you back the a Okay, it's just a snap. What do you guys want to discuss money? Well? No, no, no, no, no, no trying to put that out of my brain

So Yeah, our girl was shit face at the party. I mean you were slurring your works. Did you black out when you got home? Did you got the where people stiff and cocaine in your head when you blacked out when you got home? And she's like, well, I hit my hand and a bomb of the And she tells us that the holidays are hard for everybody and especially this year because you know, you have a memory of your family We'd sing chess nuts roasting on an open fire one year Tom's actually were I said Tom Get you not out of the fire. He said sorry didn't even realize they were in there must have tripped Remembering when things were great

Hard as a tough because it was the hard days when I found out that jingle bells jingle bells That Batman actually smells. I always thought he smelled wonderful. He's smelled and Robin laid an egg. It's hard time the holidays. You learn things about your heroes you never want to know. You know, you have holidays,

you're looking, you think everyone's just a fucking given. These days, not even windows or orphans will spare me a dollar. You know what I'm saying? I just don't want you to say my scarlet Lado You know the holidays are a tough time. I think often about my grandma. She was run over by reindeer just so you know There's a tough time. I don't want to bring my grandma's got let him on to the scene, you know. I'm so much shame. So, Erica's like, well, this is the fallout from everything to the table. And she tells us she doesn't want to be sad and depressed.

She wants to have a good time, you know, and she wants to have fun and, oh, so big deal, she overdid it. And when it's like, yeah, but with that type of presence, having one drink is like having five. Now, if you're gonna have a pill, while you drink, here's my gigantic back of pills. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. What I thought was hilarious

while I was drinking two seasons ago. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Okay, we're gonna put that away now pretend that never happened I need everybody on the internet to say what a good person I am by helping my friend who's now an alky holly It was like you're out of control and my he goes as someone who's known you for 12 to almost 13 years? Yes, I've been hitching my wagon to this horse for a long time. Okay, you're not a drinker, babe. It's just two things that are not mixing. Okay.

Fab. And, um, Rin is like, she's going to hear what we have to say. Period, dumb, end of stories. Um, so, Erica's like, well, you know, it's reckless, and the truth is I can hurt myself, although I just can't do it like that, I guess. And she goes, you, way through, draw, mandis, trauma. Ah! Your husband turned out to be someone, none of us have any idea who he was, none of us,

none of us knew Erica. None of us, I'm doing my lifetime whispering voice, Erica. I'm doing my lifetime whispering voice. This is how I told Harry to talk when he was going to pretend to be Tom Broca announcing news about anthrax. You have to deal with it because you're married to him and you went to this place because it's out of a lot of pain So then Rena tells a story about how her sister died of a drug overdose and her sister was in pain But not an addict and she was self-medicating so She bases telling Erica you you're gonna rain it in and Erica's like, I you know, I pushed it too far

And I did the wrong thing of course, I'm talking about my my vocals. I went for a high note. Shouldn't have done that Should know just I've got three notes in my register C. D. and E just stay with those three notes Don't try to I've learned my lesson next time I'm shit-faced and look at Amazon. I'm gonna let Asher do the harmonies. I've learned. I've learned. I've learned.

So Rina's like, we all hit rock bottom. I do it every five years or so. Fun. Usually leaves is some kind of endorsement to you. So don't worry. But I think right now, this is yours. It's like, oh no, honey. Oh no.

Erica is my hit rock bottom until she's driving a pink cord that around selling t-shirts to say, it's expensive to be me out of her trunk. Okay. That's something I predicted six years ago, and I still think that's gonna happen. I will move back to West Hollywood when that happens. Let me tell you something,

you don't hit rock bottom until you're arrested under false charges and slip out of the handcuffs and say, I'm gonna kill you all. And that's an interesting thing. You haven't hit rock bottom until you're arrested under false charges and slip out of the handcuffs and say, I'm gonna kill you all And then you have a hit rock bottom till you've got a baloney sandwich in your face With a mustard packet embedded inside it That's rock bottom Okay, so now we get little shots of Christmas. That's Christmas everybody Christmas, it's Christmas everybody. Uh, crystals having like a family and friend, Christmas and, um, Rina is, um, you know,

lucky that she got to have so many Christmases with low-wace. Garcell went to Vegas and she's like, you know, we do the usual family things where we all wear matching pajamas and I was like, you lost me there. You know, we do the, the family things that we, you know, we do the family things. We were matching pajamas and my sons can just write it down. They're notebook for their future therapy appointments. You know, it was great times. But Sutton had COVID. She's like, I had COVID during Christmas. Nothing better than spending Christmas day alone. So I bought myself a Christmas present. It was ring. I had to open something on Christmas morning. Oh, and then I did get a FaceTime from Kyle, which was just her and Mauricio kissing for about five minutes straight.

You know how they have those TV channels you can turn it on and you just see the fire. It's just the fire, the fire logs, whatever. Well Kyle did that with Mauricio, but they were just holding each other's hands and going like kind of moving their hands like that. That was my firearm Christmas. I tried to keep Kyle and Mauricio. I tried to change channel, but was either that or Jenny Garth. So I guess I should watch Kyle. So now we go to Gregg Sel's house and she's in the kitchen with Jade. Talking about how she's going to do an audio version of her book. And she's like, you know, I'm doing that, so it's harder for people to throw them into the trash. Erica. I found the wide bitch.

I forgot about that. And he's really supportive. He's like, book suck. I hate books. I hate reading. I can barely read myself. I hate it. She's like, well, that's great. Glad I bought you $1,500 worth of sneakers. So then Sutton comes over and, um, you know, it's cute. I guess. So she comes over and, um,

she's like, wonder why I have to stop sign merit Christmas? When is that? And they say January 6th, which I think is like a weird date to choose. That date. Like the Christmas holiday just officially died on January 6th. But we all know that the nutrition of Christmas is that we stop. The Christmas sphere ends if there's ever an insurrection on the Capitol, and unfortunately, that did come true. Christmas turns into, let's just take over the White House so rapidly.

Well it goes from the Christmas spirit to let the attack cops with the American flag spirit. So you know, you know when I saw Santa fly off with that red cap on I said, sorry, Santa, sorry, it's so short this year. Oh. Ugh. Ugh. So funny. Um, so good. Maka. Maka, Marika Christmas again. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Santa Claus with a Viking hat walking through the capital? A Viking hat. Santa Claus put on your shirt.

Listen, I'm done for the year. I get to do what I wanted you now. Oh, oh, oh. Is that Santa Claus an Nancy Pelosi's office? I came in through the chimney. I got myself a gift this year. It's Nancy Pelosi's laptop. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh myself. And so it goes, oh, yeah, I'm gonna be better. I need to stop losing my temper. Oh, you mean Diana? Well, thank you for blowing right past myself out of journey. Go ahead, Sutton, please.

Yeah, well, I guess we'll just leave it for everyone to assume what that chance will be. Thanks, Sutton. So I'm gonna start wearing odd poncho sweaters. Okay, go ahead,. Okay, go ahead. So I'm gonna go away. So I just needed to get that on the record. So Garsell talked to me and I should

went to the Diana's house. It was Gore. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, adjuss. That's how gorgeous it was. It was Gore adjuss. And oh, and Asher sang. It was great.

I felt like I was back on the Norwegian Queen boat. As we floated, by Italy. God, what a beautiful trip that was. Anyway, he sang a song. And I nearly cried. Were the Blind Tenors not available? That's my other question, you know? Like Yohwanda did it better, and I have to say, that's sad, because Yohwanda really didn't try all that hard. She had like the five Blind Tenors downstairs. Who else did she have over there with David Foster, which is like, listen to my love sing song.

She basically had the those three tenors, living out saw in the basement until she was like, okay, you couldn't come up now. That's how she should have done it to Asher. Asher should have been like in a little crate downstairs so they unlocked for him to come up and see. Not to be confused. Not to be confused by the way of when they went to Wally's in Beverly Hills and they went

to like a back room and she's like, Ladies and gentlemen, Andre Bocelli! Which I still say that, I had still announced that in my head. Like I'll go to like yogurt land and be like, um, okay, do you guys have any of the cookies and cream? Oh and by the way, ladies and gentlemen, Andre Bocelli! I just imagine coming around the corner with like a container. What was his song that he sang? Oh yes, the Bellagio fountain song. He does Bellagio pop. Found it. Now there is a boner. Now that I got a boner for. Pasta and beautiful singing.

Bound town. So yeah, so they're talking about her house and Garsell's like yeah, and you know, Erica was once again more than tipsy and we should look into that. It's like, well, I'm not looking into anything, okay? That's gonna go over well, excuse me, Erica, I think you might have a problem. Okay. I'll get my face

Enough. I'm gonna get my face in my five. Listen, I say the same thing when Calvatured says here's my famous salmon. I'm not gonna touch it. Okay. I'm not gonna touch it Well, how are you? I was COVID and Christmas alone. I mean, I know the kids were with Christid and that was a bother. God, man, that's a really good girl to go through with Jesus. I know. Yeah, and yeah, she was like, well, I am a low and I just thought, this is like, this is my life as a single person.

I gotta fix that. You know what? I'm gonna go back on those dating apps and instead of saying, now you stop messaging me, you want to fire, I'm gonna say, okay those dating apps and instead of saying now you stop messaging me you want a fire I'm gonna say okay. I will go on a date Yeah, so now she's gonna go on a date and she's like yeah being alone. It made me suffer my shell down a little bit You know what else am I doing with my life and she says that Christian now has a very serious girlfriend And she's like and that girl was in Italy with my family. And I didn't know about that.

So that's conversation. We're gonna have to not write now because right now I'm being fun by the sudden. So hold on, let me finish this text. Oh, they're fucker. What the fuck? What the fuck? Fuck!

I'm talking about my changes. That's right, my changes for 2022. Oh wait, I just got a text. Christian says, okay, chill out. We're not really in Italy. We're just in the Capri room at Bucco de Beppe. Okay, that makes it better. That makes it better.

You're just here in Encino. So basically she saved it. She got so lonely on Christmas that she called every ex-boyfriend, she ever had and Grisog goes, what? She's, did you give someone code? But she goes, no,aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa No one called me, no one called me on Christmas. So now it's a little bit, now it's like there's a commercial break or whatever, and now we're at Sun's house and Sun's with Joshua, and they're trying to figure out her look for date number five, her fifth date of the year.

Well, I think the 365 year or not of the new year. So she's like, I've been on five dates in the last year, and I want someone who's tall I like someone that has a job someone that's educated someone who's not a motherfucker Just that I just don't want him to be in a creepy unmarked white van, okay? That's too much to ask No, and I like when he goes She's like, yeah, it's date number five and he's like um um, five. I thought it was four. Hold on. I'm checking my apple watch.

Oh, yeah, your activity levels are really low. So do some arm circles while you talk. Do some arm circles. She's like, okay, I Here's what I wanted to I want to look relaxed, but I don't want to look slutty. And he's like, oh God It's like I went to college.. I'm with the college, okay. This is my job. I'm pretty sure it asks, sudden, if she's ever thought about having just a friend with benefits situation, because no, what friend? I have gay friends. I'm not sure they want that benefit.

Oh, so they're going through clothes and she's like, this one's cute and he goes, yeah, but that looks a little Valentine's-ish and then we see a clip of her going, yeah, well, we were on Valentine's Day weekend vacation and he broke up with me and it's like, oh, on the weekend! So, um, now we're at Kyle's house and D reach shows up and her flock of untamed, rabid dogs go and greet her at the door. I'm surprised they don't eat her purse. I would just like to point out that Kyle is in a pink sweater trying to serve tea, talking

in an English accent. And her house with Kathy's floor that's full of dogs. I mean, Kyle, try harder. With Caroline Sandberg's pink neon art. So actually, but it was actually that pink neon art first made it appear that Erica's, well, on this show, on Eric and Erica's office at G.I.D. downtown. So then Kyle's, Kyle's, did you drive for yourself

and treat us? I did. I love this like big moment for to read. So they start talking about how the tabloid stories about PK came out and now everybody has all these questions and she has to lie. Oh, you know, she has to talk about it over and over again with people. And Kyle's like, yeah, well, he told Mauritio, he told Mo and Mo said that he just didn't have a chance to tell me which I don't really believe.

I don't really believe that. Well, he trust Mo with his life. He take a bullet for him, God, a bullet. Is it every week that Dorees just gonna make some kind of a gun reference now? It's every week that Dorees just gonna make some kind of a gun reference now? Every week, right? So Kyle is annoyed at that Marisa didn't tell her about this and you know she's not gonna pretend like it's not a big deal because it you know and because it horror feelings and she goes and she goes and you know the thing that's really weird is that

They're like big guys you would think that having just a little would have like you know is that they're like big guys. You would think that having just a little would have like, you know, you wouldn't like, wouldn't get you taken into the station. But that's just a reminder and a lesson to everyone, you know, cause when I see police drive by, even when I haven't even had anything to drink, I feel like I have a dead body in my trunk.

I can only imagine being pulled over and them questioning you, God, it's so hard to be a white woman dealing with the police. Isn't that crazy? Is that they're both like, oh, the police, it's just terrifying. You don't know if they're gonna pull you over and think you're drunk, even though you've had barely had a drop.

Do you know how scary it is? The police would pull you over and then look the other way until your alcohol levels will go down? It's terrifying. Yeah. You know those cops, I mean you just never know what if they didn't give you a full hour to wait before they tested you again. I mean the terror running through me.

I'm always afraid they're going to give me the benefit of the doubt. So you know my biggest fear being pulled over and let go for another warning. I mean that is cops are really terrifying. If I have another cop ask me if I know Maurizio owner of the agency. I mean... Oh god if I get pulled over and have to give another autograph I'm telling you it's terrifying. Thank you for joining us for the newest episode of White Lady!

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I'm gonna bring someone to a place where if there is any kind of mistreatment, it will be reported immediately Roman in Pharaoh's house I'm not saying this pizza. Pod save as pizza Ronin's actually really good. I just wanna say So the restaurant I have no opinions about Roman Pharaoh. So sudden She yeah, she's here with Sanji a Actually, no Sanji, but she says Sanji

So the other ladies were calling him Sanji. That's why I'm calling him that. Oh, I always Sanji either way she calls him Sanji Sanji, Sanji So after all this worrying about looking like a slut Set and shows up in the sweater with a kitten on it. Okay, if there's anything that says, I'm sick of being a single woman, it's not this sweater, okay? Why don't you just come with your fucking rollers

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I bought my own, I brought my own kind of ice cream in my purse to Netflix and chill while I talk to you on our first day. I'm like, could you please pretend you're on a date? What the hell? And she's like, no, I don't eat anything spicy because he wants to order spicy clams. And she's like, I don't eat anything spicy. But you know, with your Indian background, I'm like, mmm, because I like Indian food,

but not spicy Indian food. Is that bad? Sanjit? Is that bad? He's like, I'm not. But I'm at Sanj Sanjit, I'm at Sanjit on the rumble. So after all the girls got in his face, I've been on one date with him. He's gone to school, he does not drive a creepy white fan, he has a job, he was on Jeopardy,

and I know this because I do background checks on people that I date. What is spicyassy food? Oh, sorry, I was talking to you. I thought you might relate to that more scene, Jay. So, um, son, uh, she said she loved their first date because they went to a dive bar and they had beer and, or he had beers, she had wine, they talked about movies and books and college football that they bonded over.

Uh, but now she wants to go deeper, but it seems like they're still just talking about pop culture stuff, which personally to me, that sounds like a great date, like to talk about pop culture, like that's what you want on a date, but maybe that's... And they talk about how they, like, you know, they've talked about movies and books and she's like, college football seems to be her thing.

And this is why it's not scary, you know, because you've been on one date with them. You're like, college football, that's our thing. You don't have a thing, okay? It's been one date, crazy cat sweater lady, okay? It's been one day calm down over there, spicy clam. Spicy clams, clam spice. So they talk about music.

Well, first she's like, excuse me, my foot is itching because I got neuropathy, so. Yeah. And she just, it's like, what excuse me? My foot is itching because I got neuropathy. So. Yeah. And she just, it's like this weird awkward moment because he goes, you know, I really love the music scene. I saw the go-goes were playing at the whiskey. And she's like, oh, yeah. And she's just kind of staring while she's bent over.

She's like, yeah, neuropathy. Yeah. The thing I have. It's bothering me. It's bothering me. I bother me. Yeah, I call it's you know, I love music. I love Live music even though no one's actually ever seen me Actually do anything with music in my life. Although I do I do ballet. I guess there's that

I love garage music big garage like 84 car garage and You know because I grew up in the 80s like the punk scene. I love the clash I love the clash which is also how I explain my relationship with many of my friends the clash he's like the clash the sex pistols she's like well actually it describes my current life you know we've got made this clash in got Erica basically sex pistol in everywhere everywhere everywhere shooting just blanks out of that. Anyway, no apathy, no apathy. Also just to point out, Sutton is very musical. She's a karaoke queen.

Don't you know that about her? She's always posting on her Instagram stories of her and Joshua singing karaoke. She's a living room. Yeah, I mean, she is on the board of ABT. Okay. There's music involved in ballet. So she's like, okay, so listen, I don't know what I'm looking for. I don't think I'm looking for marriage, maybe a boyfriend, someone who will put up with

me, but then she just out of nowhere. She goes, so a little inside information so you can decide if you want a third date or not. You can say anything. He's just looking at her smiling. She's like, okay, well, I guess you're like, no, I don't want to third date. Okay, well that was fun.

Outma foot, thanks. Glad I wasted the sweater on you, Sanjay. Hey, this really feels like Christmas all over again. Silent and lonely. So now we go to Erica and Garsell at a rooftop bar. And there's like a high, little like, you know, like Ch're like, I think, hi, I'm a little like, you know, like Chichad, like, hi, hi, hi. And like, you know, like, also how's your dating life?

I was like, well, the sex life is better than my dating life. I can say that. And then the waitress comes over and, you know, Garsell orders like Cassini goes for something. And Erica's like, I would like, Cavalmeal to you with honey and the waitress. This is so LA. Like this the thing I'm like you know what I understand why people hate LA the waitress goes um unfortunately we actually don't do the hot drinks up here.

What the what you can't bring a tea for us a liberty of the staircase. Yeah. You have it. Yeah. It makes it worse when they have it downstairs, but she won't go get it from downstairs. We only do that indoors where it's heated, not upstairs on roof decks in the winter. Okay. January. Any of it outdoor thing. And you're also on TV. Just fudge it for crying out loud.

Bring the woman a tea for crying out loud. Yeah. I agree with it. I love it because it was Erica. I was like, yeah, she must be a Sutton fan. So Erica's like, um, all right. Well, what cognac? Yeah, I've just anything good. Just bring me back. And then it goes, that's, and for ourselves like, I've never seen anybody who's, hmm, tea or cognac. Maybe it's really temple water. It is a fun funny move. But although I think actually Erica's defense she just wanted something to warm her up, right?

Like a little. So cheers they chose and then Garcell said well the last time a couple of times I saw you you were a little tipsy. That was a tipsy. I was black the fuck out Well, I'm trying to start slow. Hey, don't start slow starting for four. No All right, I remember Well listen, he was only cuz the medicine. Okay, I think it I could be fine. I just wanted to have fun. That's me. Fun, Erica.

Yeah, but you don't want to get you a point where you're messy and sloppy. It's just well, you know, came to my house and basically let me have it. Lisa Rina. Am I supposed to? Oh, my god. Harry, I gave you some horrible. Yeah, did to Lisa did Harry leave some horrible sauce in your mailbox She's something did you thank her for whatever condiment she brought over

Oh, she might have it real She said you wasn't here you talented perfect perfect singer So Erica's like well obviously I have struggling. You know, I lost the house, but I lost the home, I lost the stuff, and nobody really tells you how I'm a... Sing. No, another word. Harmonize.

Dance. No, no, the other one. Stage presence. No, no, no. General talent on some sort Taste Tire extensions So rebuilding

Building oh you Listen, you know, I know I'll be okay. I know I'll be but there are moments where I'm like oh shit You know and Garsell's like well, I'm glad you recognize that there's a problem And she's well, I've got a first set of eyes right now She's like, okay, well I guess let's do some shit now that your eyes are open. What do you see about our friend group? Are you seeing anything you hadn't seen before just well? I'm glad that you've sure because I think that son is a liability for you.

I hope she pronounces liability very, especially liability. For you. Yeah, that's when she gets serious. Erica starts talking like, but she'll be a staccato conversation for the rest of the conversation. Loyalability.

Garth sounds like real real, real, real, real, real. Um, also, this is so obvious like, wow, I'm glad you got someone on the cast. I'm glad they cast someone else for you besides Sutton, you know. Because that's a nice pretend they're all just naturally friends, you know. Yeah. So she's like, well, why is it, why is everyone come down on her? And Erica goes, well, because she's unpredictable in some ways. And so she's unpredictable.

What the fuck are you talking about? You just started singing. It's expensive to be in my pussy on top of somebody else's piano during their performance. I would say that actually, Satan is the most predictable because you always know what's going to happen with her. You always know how she's gonna react. She's gonna like explode and get very like, now you listen right here,

my the fucker, and then she can cry. And then she's gonna say, I just sometimes put my mouth in my mouth. They just always listen to me with her. Well, Garceau's like, well, that's weird, she's saying that, because in Mexico, they were so buddy-buddy. And she says,

the truth is, Erica Jane is a liability walking around out there every day. Is there a more scandalous woman in America than Erica Jane? Well, there certainly isn't another woman in America who has as big of a scarlet letter. So Garsell is just like, I think everyone just needs to lay off Sutton for a moment and Erica says, well Sutton is the master of her own disaster.

Oh, excuse me, this is Shep. I would like to say she's the architect of her own demise. Thank you. The master of a disaster rhyme. I'm an artist, you blanch. Yeah, so she's like, I know she's a friend, but you don't have to cover for her all the time Speaking of covers no She's like I don't cover her she's well, I feel like sometimes you have to protect her

But you don't have to protect it. She's a big girl. She loves what she's doing What is she doing? And then the violin's like, Eeeeeeeee know, I mean, it's just so funny. People think I'm such a fucking bitch, don't they? She goes, well, you are. She's like, fuck you, I will cut you down! Oh! That looks like it'll be funny.

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