Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Holidazed and Confused w/ Nancy DaBoBo

Episode Date: July 14, 2022

Ben is out sick for this week's episode, so Ronnie calls his old family friend Nancy DaBoBo (Talkin' to Nancy on 636 AM in Loredo Texas) to join him. Warning: This episode will probably annoy the hell out of you. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills have a pretty chill holiday episode, but Diana and Sutton go head to head in a nonsensical fight at a restaurant and everyone is left confused. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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We love to talk about Tondillo Bros. Welcome to the show, everybody. I'm Ronnie, Ronnie Caram, and joining me today, guess what? It's not Ben, okay? It has not been Mandelker. I know, everybody, I know. Don't worry't worry we're not divorced we're not fighting nothing like that um he actually you sick he got the coat he got the bid I'm not sure if we're calling it the coat with vid but he got it okay and I don't want to shame anybody forgetting I

mean that's terrible you know and I know a lot of us have had it by now. It's just been going all over the place, everybody. So it's important to support people and not shame them. So, gross is all I'm saying. I'm feel better and I miss you. I love you. You're gross. Don't sit by me.

Everybody, welcome. Today, the show must go on, right? Bravo does not stop just because we're infested, just because the country is infested with things, all right? America has been infested with things for years and we just keep on going. So that's what I'm doing today. But I did want to call in a good friend. Well, a good friend, I mean, I don doing today. But I did want to call in a good friend,

someone, well, a good friend, I mean, I don't know. I mean, I've known her a really long time and she loves housewives. She's been asking me to come on here. She has a radio show in her town, Laredo, Texas. And I've known her since I was just a little boy and I figured, hey, why not?

She's here. You know, that's, that's how much I can build her up. I'm speaking to this person because she's here. Okay, it's not a compliment hugs. That's what an audio hug feels like, okay? I'm just kidding. I'm really, really happy to have her here. Please welcome the host of her own radio show called Talk

into Nancy on 636 AM in Laredo, Texas. That's radio. Not the morning. Okay. People still have that. Okay. I am radio in Laredo, Texas. Nancy, debobo Nancy, welcome to Watch what crap ends. Hi, hi, my gosh gosh, hi, thank you, hi everybody. Thank you so much, Rondole. Thank you so much for having me. It's Ronnie, you can just call me Ronnie. How your name is Rondole?

Stop trying to go by nickname, that's your silly, okay? Your name is Rondole. And when your mother named you that, we just thought it was hilarious because you know her name is Rondole. And you've just bad in L.O. I mean, you're just like her came out of the womb smoking a little cigarette, you know looking

for the boxed wine. I said you know just add nail and call it a day, Ron. Okay, well you know my name is Ronnie. So I know you when you were just a fat little thumb, you know popping out that's you know now you're just a big thumb, you're giant thumb. But I knew you when you were just like a baby thumb. Because I'm a friend of your mamas. Well I mean that's you know overstating. Well I was

I knew your mom in high school. I had that go for you. Hey did me. She hated me. She probably still does. But it's basic. man, it was so nice to reconnect when she came to visit libretto and I saw her in the grocery store after she'd had you. Is it a liquor store? It was. It was.

But you know what, we sold oranges there as well. So it was like a liquor grocery store. Don't you mean my family business? It was a liquor grocery store. And she came in with you in the little stroller. And I said, Oh my God, when he came a little fun, baby. And she said, this is rondole. And you know, what can I just leave him here? I said, no, you can't leave him here. I want to have my own babies one day. And she said, actually, you should be this baby's

mother because you'd look more like him than I do. There's more of a family resemblance between you two. And I said, that is so sweet. I look like a little baby. Of course I was 15. And you were working in a liquor store. Yes, yes, kitchen work. Get job for children, how we say. Actually me too.

Yes, we're right. Yeah, that's called the consensus. Okay, take it to Congress. Anyway, she said, you two look just like, and I said, thank you so much. You know, so excited. And she said, that's actually not a compliment to other one of you.

So, yeah, thank you, mom. Quite a firecracker. She was a fire. She still a firecracker. Sure is. Wow. Okay, well, tell her. I said, hello, tell her, Nancy DiPovo, well teller. I said hello teller. Nancy the pop-up sensor love I

Won't I guess probably smarter. Oh, Dexter Okay, so Nancy is actually a great day for you to be here because we are talking real housewives of Beverly Hills Oh, that is my favorite head. I love the real housewives of Beverly Hills. Oh, that is my five-foot-head. I love the real housewives of Beverly Hills. Now, that is my five-foot, five-foot show. I've not missed one episode of that since it started coming out in the 90s. It has not been out since the 90s. Well, you know what,

whenever it started coming out, I watch every single one of those. Now, before you even tell me your favorites, because I know we haven't had a chance to talk about this much, because you always said, you don't like to talk about this stuff with me. favorites, because I know we haven't had chance to talk about this much, because you always said, you don't like to talk about this stuff with me. It's because you're always wrong.

How could you say, what, see, you might as well be one of my children. I'm always wrong. Who, who says something like that? Too, I guess, too, I guess. You shouldn't talk to me like that in my own home. I'm in my home. Well, I'm in my home,

and you're talking to me like that in my home. Well, look, I'm not trying to argue or disrespect you. I'm just saying you, we never agree on the housewives. We don't, we've never agreed. Well, you know what, here's the thing. I read for good people, okay? And you like evil, horrible people. And I love good people.

You know, I'm outside of Jesus. Now whoever Jesus is, I'm with, I am inside with Jesus does not watch the real house wise. He made the real house wise. He made each and every one of them in his own image. A lot of a lot of Jesus fillers. So I want to know who are your favorites? Okay, I'll tell you my favorites. Okay, my favorite of all housewives ever born in this century on this planet or in this earthly realm, okay? My favorite car Richards, I love car Richards, I love car Richards, okay? On Valentine's Day, I just buy cards and I say give car Richards, I love you. And then I give

them to myself in the mailbox and I open them up. Then I kiss the card and I say give Kyle Richards I love you and then I give him to myself in the mailbox and I open them up then I kiss the card and I say well Kyle I love you Kyle okay you know what now you're just beating me you don't like Kyle what are you saying you don't like Kyle sucks now listen I know Bible writer but I can I'm a scaring to you that's gonna be seen okay now you know who else I love let me guess okay guess I love this guy Erica Jane I love Erica Jane I love her I love? Let me guess. Okay, guess. I love this guy. Erica Jane. I love Erica Jane. I love her. I love her. I mean, what a good person. Can you believe all that she's having to go through

with her poor husband? How she just loved because of his heart? You know, she just really loved that man because of his heart. You know, it was kind of like beauty and the beast. And she was the beauty and he was the beast. You know, on their first date, I think it was like in a diner she was working at. Maybe where they stripped.

I don't know, but there was a diner and he met her and she came to bring the check and he tipped her of rose in a big glass jar. Just like beauty in the beast. It was so romantic. I love Eric and Jane. All right, now I feel like you're just trying to start a fight with me.

I'm not, I love her. I'm gonna start a go-funter, okay? Go-funter, Eric and Jane, she didn't do nothing, trying to come up with the pants out. Because memory, my daughter, is always saying like, if you want attention, because I'm like, how come I, you know, why don't I get to influence people? You know, why am I not influencing, you know, on the Insta's or whatever. And influencer, yeah, I'm like, I want to be an influencing, you know, and I want to go on there and say, like, this is my, this

is the favorite, this is my favorite long story detergent. Oh, I, I, I, I, and then I get paid thousands of dollars, you know, and memory told me that if I want to get any attention, then I need to use the pants on from the telephone before that, because that's happy to search for stuff. So I'm trying to come up with the pants side for you. She didn't do it. She didn't know. Uh-huh. Do you like her music? I love it. My babies like a pie. I don't take taking back the time bomb. I did on the trial. My baby's like a python. Well, I mean, it's pussy. The word is pussy.

Don't you do not curse in my house. Okay, let's get on with the show because we are supposed to be actually recapping the show. Listen, everybody who's annoyed has completely pressed up and deleted this podcast from their feed already. So we're pretty safe at this point. So let's just get into the show, you know, because the people who are here are really giving us their time of day.

So let's just get into this. So this is Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, season 12, episode 10. And let's go ahead and just give a listen to the previouslies. This week, the previouslies are brought to us by Dreeet. I love her, she has so much ties. Previously, on the read housewives of Beverly Hills. I feel like she is clumsy with her words. You are a soulless person. You need a new willing?

Here I am. You are a mother fucker. Hey Oliver, got sales sun. Get over here. You hot wanna take a ride on the AJ Express motherfucker? Oh, how you ever kid? Get the fuck outta here. You stupid kid.

Get the fuck outta here. Do not speak like that to my children. Ha ha ha ha! Did you call Diana? Ha ha ha! Motherfucker! Ha ha ha! And so less! And scene. Wow. Wow, that was something. So, I just want to point out that you cursed. I think you said the F-4 10 times. Okay.

I think the F-4 was just said about 10 times. It was in the show. It's a script from the show. It's a transcript of the show. Okay, that's how they talk. Clutch your pearls. Okay, just clutch your pearls, man. Oh, I wish I had pearls.

Do you think I could find a man like Eric and Jane who'd buy me some pearls? I'd do anything. Okay, so we start where we left off last week. We are at Sutton's party in the mud. Okay, Sutton had a party in the mud. You know, I just don't understand her. What is with that?

I mean, the woman is rich, okay? You just had your floors done. Okay, and she's, what, she doesn't want to get in dirty. So she invites all these people and makes them sit outside where it's just rained mud everywhere. Who does that? Who does that? Well, she did say she spent like millions of dollars on this remodel. If you've

got millions of dollars to spend, you got millions more to spend or you shouldn't spend it in the first place, okay? No smart woman or man really, but being woman, I'm just going to go with the woman. No smart woman should have a floor that people can't walk on and besides her floors are wood, okay? I mean, if it's good enough for the wise men and everyone else who came to the barn for Jesus' first birthday, I mean,

you know, that floor was made out of wood. Actually, I think it was just like strong dirt. You know, stop arguing with me. You never even went to Bible school, okay? My point is, if you have people over, you should let them in your house. You don't just send them outside. Well, she did eventually let them inside. Yeah, she already ruined all of their feet. You know, that's what she did And guess what? She probably got some adract in there anyway because you know, you saw Kyle Kyle my fight for it my few Kyle, you know, we saw Kyle walking across that floor,

with just like a little towel under her high heels, and then she was like scrunch and scrunch in through the floor on this towel, but you know mud still gets everywhere. That's just how mud it is. Mud doesn't do what you want it to, okay? Mud has a mind of its own. So you know, there were still mud drop in there, and also I think Kyle doesn't like that, and because, you know, even if you've got a towel under you, when you got high heels like that, they're really sharp. They're going to scratch up that wood floor. And I think she did that on purpose. I think she was scratching the wood

through the towel. That's, that was my biggest, uh, that's my biggest theory about this thing so far. Okay. So you've seen you like Kyle, but she purposely did that to somebody's floor. Well, she the mic said, and said, it's okay. You know, it's rude if you disrespect somebody you don't like, but if you disrespect somebody you do like, that's called opening the lines of communication. So I said good for Kyle. Okay, but right now we're still outside and Rinna has just said this, you know, did you call Diana motherfucker? And so less. Um, so of course,

Rina wasn't there. She's just getting this information second hand from Diana. And so she's kind of confronting, setting it her own party. Oh, well, good for her. I thought you just said you shouldn't disrespect people in their own home. I mean, how that is like yelling at somebody in their own home about calling somebody else a motherfucker like that's the ultimate disrespect is it not.

No, no, it's different because they're outside. Also, it's not a really like certain. So I don't care if you disrespect her. That's okay. So your rules are only for some people. Yes, welcome to Baronhood. Okay. So Sutton's a little defensive because Diana has gone and told this story all wrong like Sutton's a villain You know, so she's like, you know what you better listen to me Wish you mocking pop two miscarriages. What she cuz I think she was and then let's roll the clip I'm mean this because I have had two miscarriages, so I understand all here We go with the tears and the big wise

Or here we go with the tears and the big boys They're cream actually you're gonna be teary and then you're gonna do this Yeah, she was beat beat beat beat in like robot. Oh, and I don't know if you've heard what what Dinah's boss me. Oh my god. I wish you would say that again. Hey Diana, where are you from? Where are you from, honey? Don't you just want to meet her so you can one day say that? Hey Diana, where are you from? Both of you, I'm from both of you.

So Rinna's like, no, I didn't hear that. I just heard Motherfucker had so less. And they're like, you weren't even there Rinna. Shut up, you know. And so, Sutton's like, well, here's the thing. With Diana and I, we, you know. And so, something's like, well, here's the thing. With Diana and I, we started to connect. And we had a hug out and look, I'm gonna show you my grabbing and invisible child and nougging it on the head,

you know, just giving it a little nougat like, oh, yeah, that's what I did with her. Yeah, we hooked it out. And, Sutton says that for her, it felt very, very real. Not do you think so? No, I do. I think these two were just spinning their wheels. They're like, look at us.

We're so rich. We don't even need this job. But we want it because we're famous and we're secretly very lonely because you know, suddenly got divorced, okay? And then she dated that guy on the dating app. And that guy, you know, that guy like, like, memory said, he peace it out.

He peace it out. He piece it out. He piece it out. Yes. He piece that. He said, by crazy. So he was calm. And I think that she's just a very lonely person. I mean, when you spent so much money on clothes, just so you could get a Christmas card from

Dosey and Gabana, you know, that's just sad. That really is. And I'm not a huge Sutton fan myself. I think she's Kuku, but I would like to tell Sutton, Sutton, go to a bottle study. You know what I mean? Go to a Rolex class. Do you have something like that where you'll meet other people? Because it's not like she's the only crazy person in the world.

There's plenty of crazy people, you know? And birds of a feather need to flock together. Girl, you just need to find your birds Kay find your bird setting So who side were you on in that Diana versus Sutton fight well Diana of course. I think she's the richest and You should always be nice to rich people because I could ruin your lives Okay, thank you for your life just be nice to them You know, you don't have to like them, but just take their side, generally, in things when things go bad. Okay.

So now Kyle is over there rolling her eyes at Sutton, because Sutton is saying for her, this whole makeup thing was very real and it wasn't phony at all. And Kyle's like rolling her eyes and Sutton of course catches it. And it's like, here's Kyle throwing me under the bus again, because that's what Kyle does.

She and I had thrown nobody under the bus. She gave a look. Okay. Why we want to throw her a jail for giving a look? Okay. She was, here's what her look was saying. You're Kuku, you were Kuku yesterday, you're Kuku today, and you're gonna be Kuku tomorrow. Okay. That's what her looks at. And it was correct. Kyle's right. So Kyle's like, well, Diana thought your apology was phony. And that's where I stepped in. You know, like she, why is she always stepping into every single thing?

Well, she's there. I mean, what's she, what's she gonna do? It's her job. Okay. You can yell, you can yell at somebody at Costco for passing out chicken. I mean, come on. She's at work. So then Garsell's like, well, I thought you jumped ship real quick, Kyle.

And Kyle gets really confused. She starts doing that like lizard lip thing where she's licking the corners of her mouth I thought you jumped ship real quick Kyle. And Kyle gets really confused. She starts doing that lizard lip thing where she's licking the corners of her mouth and opening her eyes really wide. And she's like, um, to find jump ship. Like, don't we all know what jump ship means? It means to quit, okay?

When you are ready to quit, like when your husband's begging you and you say, I'm about to jump ship. That means I'm gonna get the hell outta here. I shouldn't have married that handsome guy that flirted with me at the bowling alley, I bet he does'm about to jump ship. I mean, so I'm going to get the hell out of here. I shouldn't have married that handsome guy that flirted with me at the bowling alley, but he does the dishes. Bosh, ship.

Right, that's how I took it to. So Garsell's like, you know, we're all having a great time and then she says down to have a talk with Diana and then it's just like this moment where you like jump ship and Kyle says, I mean, I'm not jumping ship, you know, like we're all on the same ship. Well, like we're all on the same ship. Well, they are not all on the same ship.

I'll take that. Diana is on a big, big, big ship, big, huge ship. Probably flies, okay. And then the rest of them are on smaller ships, you know, like the different sizes. Set them probably the next biggest and Kyle's probably the next biggest and, you know, God, shouldn't be right, be writing people based on their money, should I? That's not very nice, but you know,

it goes all the way down until you've got just Eric up being dragged, not even on a dinghy. I think Eric would probably be being dragged on like a raft that someone just tied a hose to. They're just dragging her behind, you know, bless her heart and it's not her fault. You know, she's on a, she's on a raft called the USS. I didn't do it.

I didn't know nothing. Okay. Pants. So Kyle's annoyed now. And she's like, I don't even have any issues with anyone. There's no jumping ship. I make my own decisions based on how I feel. And I don't even know where this is coming from.

Ah, ah, ah. So then they go inside, right? Because they're all complaining about being cold. Oh, yeah, that was funny because in Erica says, I'm the only one. Hey, feels just right out here. And I say, well, yeah, honey, I mean, your blood pressure must be like, 370 over 220 or something. I don't know what high blood pressure is. I don't pay attention to that. You know, it hurts my feelings, but, um hi, because, you know, she's hot. She's very very, she's taking the pills, she's drinking the booze. Of course, you're sweating girl. Yeah, she's like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like and she's like, I just got a bumble notification. And she tells us that she's not really dating, but she wants to be dating. And then Kyle's grabbing her phone like, Oh my God, real girls, that's all, look at her day. So my God, let's talk about her day. Oh my, could you imagine?

Oh, I would just be so horrified if somebody did that to me. Just picked that and said hi to the man on the other end of the phone because you know that man already has to see sat in every time it gets it. Now I'm not saying nothing about something. Look, it's just that look in her eyes. You know, could you imagine being on the bumble and you press the, you know, the, the accept button and you're thinking, oh my God, you know, after my wife passed or whatever, whatever left me a rich widow,

I can't wait to fall in love again. And then you press it and suddenly just there squinting and she like, ugh, ugh, I mean, that would just be terrifying. I know, but just have like, sudden, and then you've got Kyle, and then you've got Rina, and then you've got everyone else. Oh no, Rina wasn't paying no attention got Rina and then you've got everyone out. Oh no, Rina wasn't paying no attention.

Rina was just over there, you know, checking, checking the model billboards or whatever to see how her kids are doing with their underwear sales or whatever the hell they're selling, you know, because that's what them kids are doing. Rina's over there, hopefully, looking through the footage of her ring app to see what her kids are doing, okay? Because that's what, you know, I love, now I love some Lisa Rina too. You do? Oh yes, I've loved her ever since depends, I love, now I love some Lisa Rinne too. You do? Oh yes, I've loved her ever since depends.

I mean, that's really some of her best work. I'm wearing them right now. You wear depends. I do, don't say it like you're shaming me. You wear depends, don't say it like that. Of course I do. You know, first of all, I love the name, you know, something dependable.

You know, I've been married to Kevin all these years. I could use something dependable, okay? So I wear those and also I drink a lot of iced tea. You do. I do. Y'all lot. I do. I love iced tea.

I love it. You know how Erika loves drugs and alcohol and old people who put the money? That's how I love tea. I just love it. I can have it every day. It's my addiction. Have a, my name is Nancy DeBubble

and I'm addicted to iced tea. Ah, thank God, just paid. Okay, so they're talking to this guy on bubble. Hot or not hot? Well, I mean, I can't really tell, you know? I mean, I feel like after 46, all of us just start looking kind to the same. It's kind of like when you go to a thrift store

and you're like, well, this couch isn't that great, but does it work? You know, like if I sit on it, is my butt gonna fall down to the floor? Or does it, does it at least work? Can I sit on it? So the guy's like a thrift store couch? Yeah. I mean, if it works, just take it home with this point. Well, you know, calm is a ticking. Time is a ticking. That's terrible. It is terrible, but it's also real. It's what happens to all of us. You know, when you get to be cheesy,

that's when you go to the gym every day, when you're 20 years old, need celery sticks and smoke a lot of cigarettes to keep your heart thumping or whatever. You know, past a certain age, it's just like, can you unlock the door without me having to come help you every single time, Kevin? Okay? Can you have worked the same way for centuries now?

Okay, so now all the ladies are surrounding the sky on Bumble and Mike embarrassing Sutton or whatever. Sutton is saying that she doesn't want to just chat with you on Bumble. She's not here to chat, okay? She wants to see you face to face. Oh, now I'm like that too. I'm not an internet person. I need to be able to trick you face to face.

And I think that that's what she's talking about too. Because you can't see all of her diamonds and stuff like that. You have to like be face to face so she can like wag her diamonds at you. And then you can say, okay, that's harder than I thought she was on the internet, you know? It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapance.

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You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wonder app. So they teased the guy on the phone or whatever and then Erica orders another drink. Now, she has told Garsell because Garsell came into the party like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, like all annoyed with Erica. You know, she said said something like I'm only having one drink today I said oh that's what I've learned and Grasels like yeah, you know I'm not really one to count people's drinks about she said she was gonna have one and this is number three And then we see one of those clips where it's like Drink number one drink number two well. I'm all for count people's drinks

You need to be able to use use it against them later. Now here's what I really like what Garcell is doing. And I think it's very, very smart because I do this in my family. Now you can't, you act like you're having a good time, right? Like let's have fun. Hey, come to my birthday parties. It's gonna be an open bar. You can drink whatever you want.

And then when someone gets a drunk, you say, oh my thoughts, you got drunk. And then you shane them for a really long time. And it just makes it easier to have any argument in the future. So now she's doing this thing where she's counting the drinks. And then she can say it later like, guys, it's Eric and alcoholic, which is what she does. Yes, it's what she does. I think it was a very smart move because it throws people off their game.

Because if you're mad at somebody and they're about to really tell you off and you say, but are you an alcoholic, then they have to kind of stop and they're like, oh my God, am I an alcoholic? Can they see that? Is it bad if I am? Well, everybody not like me. And then they're filled with all this shape and they can't really argue back because if they say, no, I'm not an alcoholic, then you're going to say, I'm crazy. Like, oh my gosh, she's an alcoholic. Listen to how she's arguing about it. But then if you're like, um, yes, I'm not alcoholic, then you're gonna sound crazy. Like, oh my gosh, she's not going to Holly. Listen to how she's arguing about it. But then if you're like, yes, I am an alcoholic. Then they're like, oh my God, get some help.

Girl, like there's no right way to answer that question. So good move to Ms. Garsell on this one. Very, very good move. Okay, so Garsell's like, okay, she's not gonna have the one drink and I can't wait for her time for her to not be kind of lit to have this conversation because... She's always late.

Yes. She is always late with these days. That's like her thing, now. She's like, yeah, I'm an alcohol. I'm like, let's see. Hey, the camera getting me drinking this one. Yeah, yeah. Look at my, I'm an alcohol man.

I don't think that's real. Do you think it's real? Do you think it's real? Do you think it's like a real problem? I think that she's doing it to kind of get sympathy. So next season she can be like, oh God, I have a problem and I'm really working on it. And then everybody, you know, you're kind of shielded from criticism because everybody is telling you like,

oh, we're here for you, we support you. Oh yeah, well, you know, I don't know why she's doing it, but I do think it's fake because, now we all know this, most alcohol, like true alcoholics are hygnecchindive, you know, like they're making it fun, like looking at me, drinking, but then you catch them, like, drinking extra ones behind potted plants or something, yeah.

And she's just showing it too much, so I don't really believe it. Okay, you know, it's an odd way to look at it, but it's true. Okay, so Garsell's like, you know, look, I get it. We were having a really good time at my party and I also understand that your liquor level was a beyond. And Erica's like, oh yeah, I was like,

bitch, you out of words. She's like throwing your legs up in the air Like scissoring your legs and Garsell's like, but you know no under no circumstances Can you disrespect disrespect not only a kid about my kid now? I don't I don't agree with that. I think that you shouldn't she shouldn't disrespect your kid And that's that's what you should say. I don't think you should say you shouldn't disrespect okay. I mean, some kids just don't, you have to disrespect them to get them in mind, you know. And this whole thing about you can't tell a kid to shut the freak up. I mean, how do you

all raise your children? How else do you do it? Okay. I mean, I've been telling them, I told, I told them, first one that right when she came out, you know, she came out, she just started cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry. I said, shut the fring up already. You know, I mean, what else do you say? Their kids, they can take it. Right, but that wasn't cool that she said, no, no, one cool that she went, it wasn't nice that she did it to Garcelle's child, because that's just rude. You know, and you just drank all this woman's liquor, by the way, at her party too. That wasn't very nice.

Okay. So she's like, don't disrespect my kid. And then Crystal's like, you know, as a mother, I can completely understand how Garcelle feels. Don't you love that? And people say, as a mother, you know, that makes me crazy. I know it does.

And when she said that, I thought, yeah, it makes me crazy. Like, the rest of us are she said that, I thought, yeah, it makes me crazy. Like the rest of us are fine with being told, you know, shut the fuck up. I'm just like, hey, the childless ones. Just tell them, tell anybody childless. Like it's, you know, tell them to shut the fuck up. Yeah, but it's a mother, I get it. Yeah, so Erica's like, um, listen, I agree.

I take full responsibility. And this is a part where I was like, you need to edit that and just play that for the courts. Listen, I agree, I take full responsibility. And this is a part where I was like, you need to edit that and just play that for the courts and just make your life easier. She didn't do it. Pound sign, Erica innocence and put me as a thing. Because people relate more to multiples, okay?

Erica innocence. I are two innocent. I was shit talking. I was straightin' the kids like they were adults and I was wrong. And I apologize. And I also want to say this. It wasn't from a bad place. It wasn't from a bad place.

I say it wasn't vicious. It was just wrong. And so instead of just taking that and being like, okay, she apologized. And Chris sells like, oh no, ma'am. Oh no, no, no. I will be using this now for the next few episodes. But you know, I think she's earned that right, honestly. And I'm not a huge Erica fan. I know. And I'm glad to see her take this turn. She's like, okay, well, I have to say that you know we saw you on the boat in Mexico and then we saw you here at my party and I think that there's got

to be a balance of the meds and the cocktails and then Kyle does this like you know that thing the Kyle does where she's like offended in 30 different languages with one facial expression. She's like My her eyes are rolling back. She does that God I love Kyle. You know what I love is that she is always on the right side of history You know how would she on the right side of history? She just is. You know, you can't tell somebody you got to balance your pills and your alcohol. Why not? I don't know, it just doesn't seem right. It's like, you're taking the fun out of pills in alcohol. You know what I'm saying? When they're not here to be balanced, you want to balance somebody, you know, do your

checkbook. Okay, balance that if you need need to balance something but stay away from my bills and alcohol, okay? Jump ship. This is when you jump ship. So car is all mad and we even get the uts And Eric is like well, it wasn't really that it's just that I was all to do medication They made me tired and then it would make me happy even if it would make me tired and then it would make me You know sling my leg up in the air and try to have sex with your son. At least it was the older one. Now listen, you know, I wasn't drunken enough to hit on the one I told the fuck off. Oh my god, you were rambling me. I cannot believe I just said the f word. So Garcelsie is kind of making all these faces and she's like, why did you do that? Why? What was that? What was that that you just

did? And Kyle's like, well, I mean, I've known Erica like seven years. So I mean, like not once have I seen her loser composure. I mean, not once. So like, I think like she's had a little bump here. Literally, she has literally had about or five. Okay. And Garsell says, now this is what I mean by jumping shit, Kyle. I'm trying to have a conversation with her. And it's not like I'm even saying anything bad and Kyle's arguing like she had two moments in seven years. I mean give her a break and

Garsell says, but I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to her and then we get that and Kyle makes more Eyes Now here's where Garsell leaves is because now I'm starting to think does she know what jump the ship means because earlier I took it as her saying hey Kyle it's like you pretend your settings friend but then when Diana has a problem the richer person then you jump ship and you go over to Diana ship which is much bigger and much more luxurious than sudden you know frail you know expensive but could break into it any moment ship you know, frail, you know, expensive, but could break into any moment ship.

You know, but now Garcella saying, hey, you know, Mike, how I'm talking to Erica? Now you're jumping ship. And now I don't know what jumping ship means. And it's confused to me. I even had to look it up on the internet. And I think that I'm right about jumping ship. So I don't know. I think this whole argument has jumped ship. I don't even know who's ship is on anymore. I don't understand what's happening. Yeah, I don't need the jumping, I don't need the jumping ship,

but I'm glad that she's like shut up Kyle, you know, because that's, I mean, I think that I say that 10 times, and she did literally say shut up Kyle, but she's calling Kyle out, you know, and I think at least 10 times in episode, I mean, how many episodes is this? It's like season 12 and there's 20 something episodes a year. I mean, every single time I say shut up Kyle, at least 10 times.

So it's really nice for me to hear that from somebody else. Even if it's not literally, even if it's not literally. And then Kyle is saying, you know, yeah, it was wrong. The Erica told Garsell said to freak off, you know, but I'm happy the Erica's letting her hair down. She's having so much fun. She's not so guarded. Now, whoever thought of Erica is really guarded because I've never thought, I mean, she's rolling around on the floor, flipping her legs up in the air,

singing about her hoo-ha, and that's what I love about her. But like, why have we pretend that she's, she's a guarded. It's crazy. I think what these ladies take is, oh oh my god Erica won't open up a random What I see that ask is Erica say it she's like looking around and she's saying I don't like you And I think that that's what she means, but everyone's like oh my god. She's so shy that girl is not shy Okay, I mean she's had her leg in the air last week. Okay. She's not shy. She doesn't like you Actually, I think that's not shot. She doesn't like you.

Actually, I think that's a very good point. Well, thank you, and I appreciate you saying that like you're shocked. Like you're shocked about it. So, Erica basically is like... Oh, I'm here's the thing too. Before I insulted your children, I actually paid them a huge compliment, and I told them they're very're very well spoken. Oh, no. She said it Oh, no, you never say that who says that to a black woman? Wow Look at that your children are so well spoken, you know, I'm a big fan of Erica, but I threw my shoe with the TV Yeah, I was pretty cringe like like let's apologize for my microaggressions by giving like a macro micro aggression.

Is that a macro micro micro micro macro macro macro macro macro macro macro. That's him. She's just goes on like, you know, you actually raised her kids really well because at least they're not over in the corner talking on their phone. Instead they were talking to the guests. Yeah, well, I didn't like that because I don't want my kids talking to my guests. Listen, I tell my kids, go over in that corner and get on your damn phone. That's why we pay monthly for them, okay?

Let the phone take care of you. Mama is busy because you know, your kids come up and start talking to your friends. I mean, if they're anything like my kids, my kids are damn idiots. My kids come up and just make me look like the worst mother in the world. So I say, stay over there in the corner. Now, Garcela's got lovely kids. So I mean, I get that smile, but I say just to be safe,

don't let your children speak. If you have a child that looks like they might want to speak around adults, hand them an iOS device and just give them your password to the store, okay? That's my suggestion. So Garcella actually falls for this. She's like, you know, when a stranger comes up to you and says, wow, you're a good mom.

When it comes from another mom who knows what it's like to do it alone, that means everything. So am I annoyed with Erica? Absolutely. Has she scored a point? Oh yeah. Well, Erica, what did Erica do alone. Didn't she like move away? Like to have a career and when her baby was born or real little and then just send for him when she already married a rich guy.

Now listen, I ain't judging it because that's my dream. Okay. I'm still hoping to meet the Tom, okay? Because you know, I'll work two different jobs and I'm on the radio. I figure somewhere I'm gonna meet a man who can say, leave your children, come live with me in Pasadena. But, you know, I don't know about this whole like, oh, you know, I finally got it from a hard work in single mama.

Wow, that's cold. What? It's cold, I'm just saying. Cold enough for my send to flippie's car five times, roll down a hill, whatever the hell she's talking about with her ice cupades, story is going on my season. God, I thought you liked Erica. I do, I love Erica.

Guess what else I like? Car Wrecks. You know that I'm always at the monster truck show. I love a good messy car rick. So it ends kind of good because Shari is doing that. Shari breaks the ice or breaks attention by saying like, oh, but Erica would would you try to have a threesome with Oliver again? And she goes, I won. And Shari is like me too, bitch. And so everybody's like, ha ha ha ha, hilarious. So now we get to some kind of boring scenes. Oh, good, because we've talked a long time. I've got to make dinner. Did you know that spaghetti takes 12 minutes to boil?

I do. Tick tock. Okay, so it's Christmas and Beverly Hills. It's Christmas time. And we see Garcell go to a sneaker store with her kids. And this is basically one of those scenes where Garcells like, oh, you know, I've worked so hard to get to where I am. And now I can finally buy my children expensive sneakers, which is kind of her scene every week. But I really like Garcells, so like I'm

fine with the sneaker scene. So there's that. And then we go to Hanika over at Kyle's house. Oh God, I love her. She is just such a good person. And I think this is why she really, let's look how she is with her family and her, her child of Brad, she made that,

which is the twisty Brad. And she, you know, she said, you know, Hanika a lot. I mean, she made that, which is the twisty bread. And she said, you know, Hanukkah a lot. I mean, she really did. She said, Oh, Hanukkah, Hanukkah, Hanukkah. Yeah, Kyle's just a really good person. So this was a great scene to watch. Yeah, just great. And then we went over to, don't you normally talk longer

about these scenes? Well, I mean what's there to say like they had Hanukkah was nice like what am I gonna like this the you know the old parents over Hanukkah? Well, I thought it was cute that Dorites little baby What's his face Porsh no cows got the Porsche and Doriteset's got the Jagger. His name is Jagger. Jaguar. Yes. So she's got the Jagger. Gauverage people are funny, aren't they? I mean, why can't we just name our kids normal names? Your kids don't have normal names. Yes, they do.

Gravel, Boulder, and Memory. Okay. Those are normal average names. I'm probably every one of those words was in the Bible. I guarantee you that. So Jack War gave that little, they said, hey, what is a, what's the story of Hanukkah? And you know, God bless him. I can't really understand what he says because I think after having three children, I just have this like filter in my ear

that when the boy looks here, kids after that, you know, it's a high level. I just don't hear it. You know, like I've learned to block that, but I guess he tells the story of Hanukkah, which I still don't know because I blocked out his voice. So I still don't know the story of Hanukkah. What about that? He's such a cute kid.

He is such a cute, I guess. And then he said, I think he ended it. The only part I heard was when he ended that story. He said, Eric is the real villain, which I liked. I thought that was cute. Yeah, I mean, he's a real profit that could. Now, I don't agree with it. I thought it was cute. So then we go over to Diana's house. Oh my god, this lady and her tongue. Oh my god, it is the lady in the tongue. Now here's the thing, do they take that tongue to be a friend of? Because it does more in this show

than literally any friend of in the past 10 years. I mean, that tongue is doing a lot. Well, you know, I think the point is, like, at least she's humble. Oh, even she though. I mean, she is so humble. She is. So she walks out and she's doing that laugh

voice thing. Where did you talk like you love? Like kind of that tone. Yeah, that. Yeah. Yeah. So she's doing that because after her, I don't know, they're married, right? Oh my god. I don't know, but he just looks like a dirty child. He looks like a child. I have taken home in the station wagon from the water park and said, go inside and host off immediately. You are just, I mean, he just looks dirty. A dirty child is what he looks like.

So he's walking in and like, I guess it cashed me a sweater and he's like, oh, it's so toasty. And she does her life voice where she's like, oh, you are way cashmere, L.A. but this cashmere is all money. I'll come, we get it, you're rich. Not for you, we're in the end of the red.

I just wish I could open the, you know, the wall to wall window door things that she has. What do they call those? Those just big, those, every wall is a window. I just push them open and say, hey guess what everybody? Diana forbals me. And she's red! She's real red!

So you're another fan fan of Diana either huh? I know, she's not a nice person, okay? I have the internet. So Asher's doing that whole...oh well you know where? Kazumiya does work, works in London, works in Malibu. I got him, it's London. I'll bet you, Zid, get over there, all over Twist, go back to where you came from okay put on a news He's had work for a living so then we get this scene with Diana trying to be like the family lady her son's there

And the son's girlfriend is there and they're like oh my god Bosnia Basically the son's like oh mom, you know, I want to be more Bosnia and she's like oh That's my boy wanting to be more Bosnia and then they call the daughter who's, you know, she's very humble, the daughter, you know, this whole family, very humble. We start this off by talking about cashmere, then living in London and Malibu. And then we get the daughter calling the daughters like one of those horse knobs. She's like, look, I'm a right fancy horse. And you know, like in the old Western days,

a horse would just kick her. You know what I mean? She's just one of those, she's like one of those naughty people. A horse is down like you, you know, with your velvet and your hard cap, whatever the hell they're wearing with their little whip, you know, their little sex store whip or whatever she's got there.

Real horses don't respect you. I'll tell you that. But she's on some hoitty, toyty horse saying, I don't know if I'm going to ride for London or maybe I'll be a Malibu's team or maybe I'll be on a Bethas team or maybe maybe you know what, I'm going to ride for Bosnia mama. I'm going to ride for Bosnia so we can bring some, we can bring some eyes to Bosnia and the mom's like I'm so proud you're gonna be Bosnia on your horse. I just I just don't get it Yeah, it's a lot of Bosnia talk, you know like it for you, you know

It's it's good for you to be proud of where you came from and all that shut up, you know, yeah, yeah I got it. How many do I say that I'm from Laredo Texas 10 times a day? You two I do you're right. God I'm a hypocrite. Well, you fit right in on this show So then we go over to Kyle at a tennis themed restaurant called 40 Love. Oh, I know you hated that. I did. Oh, do you remember when your mom made you play tennis as a child? I do. Remember that that coach who just chased you around and hit the balls really hard until they hit you in your butt, your big fat butt. I sure do. That was so funny. You know, I didn't even play tennis, but God, we would talk about that and have fun

it was. We used to just all go sit out there with a big box of friends and just watch you get pelted with balls. That's actually supportive. It is. God, I've always enjoyed your work. Oh, thanks, Mance. No problem.

So they go to this restaurant and Shari comes and Garsell comes. Okay, so it's now you've got Kyle against best friends basically. So that's how this is going to go because Kyle is used to having the backup of all of the girls. But now she's against Garsell and Shari who are of course, coming out of each other's back. So they start immediately. Garsell doesn't waste any time,

because you know Garsell. Oh, she's got, she's always working. You know, I turned on a Netflix show. She was on there, it was about like, which is the warlocks. What is it? Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, they're in college.

Yeah, it's like the Harry Potter ripoff. Yeah, it's like worse acting and hairy or people, because they're like a little older, I guess. It's like if Harry Potter went to college but then everybody turned like really dumb and greasy. It's like that. Yeah, I've seen that. Yeah, so she's on that and I say, go say it.

When she came on the screen, I said, go say it. I love you. Yeah. I said, you know Kyle Richards, I love her to her. Is it hot? Okay. So she just gets right into it and she tells Kyle, like, look, you know, I was trying to have this conversation with Erica,

one on one, which it wasn't really one on one because it was in front of everybody, you know? Well, that's how they do it on the show, you know? People are only allowed to interject if you agree with him. True, she's saying, you know, I felt like it was one on eight because then you're coming at me when I'm just trying to have this conversation. And she's like, it wasn't, I wasn't saying, you know, I felt like it was one on eight because then you're coming at me when I'm just trying to have this conversation.

And she's like, it wasn't, I wasn't saying like she can't have fun. And Kyle's like, yeah, but you said that she needs to control her meds and her drinking. Oh, really? Oh, that's terrible, Kyle. That's terrible. So why is Kyle okay for judging people on that

this whole time? Her own sister, but someone else is not allowed to say it. Well, now, Kim was an extreme example. That's not like, you know, as Kyle would say, that's an apples to oranges. Okay. Oh, apples to oranges. Apple's to oranges.

Yes, it's apples to oranges. Because Kim, you know, I mean, Kyle, that took a lot. You know, could you imagine having Kim is your sister? I mean, good Lord. I mean, how can you not say something? They're calling you from the target. Like your sisters in the Halloween dollar aisle with a pumpkin on her head snorting, you know, God knows what? You know, the glue sticks or whatever. Okay, okay. Okay, but I'm just saying. Okay, okay. But seriously, okay, you're right. That, you're right. That's all I need it. That's all I need it. Thank you. So Garsell says yeah, but she does need to control the Medicine drinking like hello like the drinking is becoming a lot and Kyle says it's only two times which it's not only two times

I mean those were the most extreme times, but I don't have time to like go edit a whole video of how that's false. But okay, those were two extreme times, I guess. So Garth says like, yeah, but this woman's trying to have a threesome with my older son. He told my younger son to fuck off. Hey, that word.

Almost fell off the boat. I mean, we're not just talking, like let's get the girl at Uber. We're talking massively, massively drunk. So Kyle's like, yeah, but she was being so free with us. And Garsell says, yeah, but you don't think that that could lead to an alcoholism? Now, why? Lead to an alcoholism. What do you think you just fall into it? Like you saw a track, you started to find whoops, I fell. I fell into an alcoholism. I was led to it. I mean, I guess she's saying, you know, like we're seeing signs that there's problems. Shouldn't we be saying something?

No, you know, here's here's when it's okay to tell your friend that they're an alcoholic. Okay, when you have to get your ass out of bed and go get them at the prison or the jail, okay? That's when you can say it. Otherwise, you just let people do what they're gonna do. You know, do you know how many times people have come up to me and said, Nancy, you are drinking too much at Ronnick's tennis games, you know, yelling curse words and laughing and drinking

friends, I think you might be an alcoholic. Do you know how many times that happens? Did that ever happen? Never. It never happened. And you know why? I don't. Because I would have run those f**kers over with my, with my station wagon, whether I was drunk or not, you just do not say that to somebody. Okay. Now, when I had to be picked up in jail and Kevin came, he said said you might be an alcoholic and I cried And I said you might be right. He wasn't that God, but you know what I'm saying I

Don't really a best deal so now Garsell is taking this You know stuff with Erica and her kids into like the full-on alcoholism storyline In a way I think she's doing Erica a favor because it seems like Erica wants that, right? It seems like she's poking at that because Erica's not a very good actor. Hent there you. She's not though and like, she's going very hard on this. Look at me, taking pills and booze, I'm a drunk, everybody.

So I think that Garsell's kind of doing her a favor. This show really confuses me. It's that game of thrones. You know, we call this game of Crohn's. You do not, you stop that. So then Sheree, he was like peacemaker because Kyle is so annoyed. You know, Kyle's doing her eyes.

The blah, blah, blah. I'm doing all those eyes. And so Sheree is doing the peacemaker thing where she's like, listen, I see both both of you are saying, you know, it's very valid, it's very reasonable. That is so L.A. to say that. You're both right. Oh my god, everybody's right. Guess what? Everybody's not right. Okay. So you just have to say, you're right and you're wrong. Shut up. The one who's more wrong has to buy my drinks. Okay, that's how it works.

We can't all be winners. Okay. Troph face would be meaningless. Yeah, she's like, you know, it's valid. It's reasonable and she Erica's been through a lot and maybe she's bringing the wall down and having fun. But then Garsell, what you're saying is valid too. And Garsell's like, that it could be dangerous.

Now here's the thing Garsell needs to be worried about. Sheree is coming on as her friend and she's already agreeing with somebody that Garsell is not a green man. Okay, that's not what you're supposed to do. I would have to agree. But you know, she said at the beginning she was just going to tell it like it is and not take sides. Oh, bullshit, you take the Oh god, it's now the SH word. God, this is Kim. Don't ever ask me to do this again. It's killing me. I'm sorry, cursed police. But yeah, you, you know, if you're there with someone,

they're always right. You know, especially if they put you on a TV show. So that basically ends with Carsel saying, like, look, if it's gonna get worse and it's gonna be a problem, maybe we should nip it in the bud now. Oh no, yeah, you don't nip alcoholism in the bud until it's bad. You don't have like kind of alcoholism. I mean, you only have like alcohol. That's when you need to nip it.

Well, if it's just kind of alcoholism, you know, you don't need to nip nothing there. Okay, so now we go over to Diana. Oh god, this lady. So it's another Diana Bragg scene where she's going through her closet of all her stuff and talking about all the famous people she knows. And she's with Leah. Well, you know what I think is funny is you've mentioned that Laya is Erica's assistant, right? Right. And this is Leah. And I just think it's so funny

because this girl spells her name correctly and the other girl doesn't. And it's just so sad. It's just like such a juxtaposition. Yes, because you see Erica who's like poor and she can't even get an assistant who can spell a name. And then you've got like Diana who's rich

and has an assistant who can spell her name. You know, it's just so sad. Yeah, so she's like going through the closet and she's telling her old war stories. She's like, Oh, did I have a way of this dress? Oh, yes, I did. I've worked with the Oscars, right? Remember, I hosted Lady Gaga in England in this one House of Windsor with Elton. Oh, yes. And what about this dress? Oh, look, this one? This dress is the first dress I ever wore with Angelina Jolie came out of the bathroom

after you had thought, and I was wearing this dress. Is that you sticking at your tongue? Yeah, yeah, that tongue. Geez, that tongue looks like, you know those punching games at the fair? No, you know those punching games at the fair? No. You know those games where like a little fist, like a boxing fist comes out of a hole, and then you gotta like try and punch it?

No. You know how, okay, so you know those games at the fair then? Why are we saying at the fair? I love the fair. Okay, so it's like a carnival, we'll say that. So you know those games at the carnival, where like a little thing comes up, and then you have to get a hammer, so it's like a carnival, we'll say that. So you know those guys that's a carnival where like a little thing comes up and then you have to get a hammer and you have to pop it down

and then another one comes up and you have to pop it down. Wack them all. Yes, Wack them all. That's what her tongue is. Like her tongue just keeps coming out and I just want to get my little foam hammer and be like, bloop, you know, get it. But then it goes away real fast

and you're like, oh, I'm watching where that tongue is about to come out. And then it comes out, but it comes goes away real fast and you're like, oh, I'm watching where that tons about to come out And then it comes out, but it comes out of the different place. You're like, oh, I have my little thumb hammer over here So Dianne's tongue is whack-a-mole. Yes, it's whack-a-mole's making me crazy because I just want to win I want to win Nacka-mole whack-a-mole, but her tongue is too scale like I got a hand at you But you know carnivals always cheat and so do fairs Okay, let's let's be honest So she's walking around like hmm. I have big a life

I have lots of friends and some of them happen to be famous hmm And so the producer asks what the craziest moment at one of her parties has been and she says Oh, I had rockstar beat up the prince. So I'm not going to go into the woods. I'm because I'm bossing the end. So, well, who was that? Rockstar beat up Prince.

I thought she said a Rockstar beat up Prince. And I said, Prince, where's a Rockstar? Why don't you say, if you wanted to be, you know, secret, why don't you just say a rock star beat up, rock star? No, I think she said a rock star beat up the prince. Oh, well, which one? Cause, you know, they can buy a tea to spank it,

let's be honest. So she's pretending that she's gonna donate this. What, you don't think she will? Give me a break, she is not gonna donate her Oscar dress with Lady Gaga to Goodwill. She's just not gonna do, you're not gonna see anybody, you know, asking for change on Hollywood Boulevard in the dress Diana wore, you know, with Lady Gaga

or whatever. Well, you never know, stranger things have happened. I just found a fan there that actually worked, you know? That was some of the things never worked. Also lamps. How come Goodwill lamps never work? Why is that? So she's going through all of her stuff and I'm like, wow, you know, she's bragging to us of course Because that's all she does in every single scene. I get it

But like this would be more fun if she actually had one of the people that she was gonna donate to because I really like when Housewives pretend that they're like like like really down with poor people, like, like, look at me, I'm at the soup catcher. And they're like, you know, look at me. Like, I'm totally at home, you know, giving advice to people who just got out of prison, you know? I like that because it's just always so awkward. And then the ultimate poor comes in,

Erica, hi, Erica, I love you. Yeah, so Erica comes down the stairs. Man, you know that she's got like a black plastic, glad trash bag in her purse that she is ready to steal this shit from. And I love that Diana was like, Oh, poor person who lost everything. Come book it all my million dollar dresses. Oh, I've fun bossing her up.

Yeah, it's pretty good. So Erica does this whole, like I'm an angel thing. Oh, she's such a hero now, isn't she? Isn't she? She says, oh wow, I'm looking around this closet. And it's like a million dollars worth of stuff in here. And you know what? I've had this stuff all my life, which I thought have you

because it's in your story that you were like super poor and your meme all made you stuff out of tin cans. She found on the side of the road or whatever. Do you remember that? Yeah, it was just like two weeks ago. Yeah, she's like, they shouldn't out a little baby, Erica, like a little girl Erica, this club, this club, it just didn't fit very well.

Did you talk about that already? I did, but you know, I didn't want to like just the meme all because like because like she's, you know, like her Mimaw, and I think she passed away and stuff. So I don't want to do it. I don't know, that's because we're terrible. I'm sorry, all right, paying Mimaw, but dang, those were bad. I can see why Eric is sneaking into people's closet. I'll tell you that much. Yeah, so she comes in, she's like, oh my god, I, you know what, I've been Cinderella, but it's like the reverse Cinderella because now the clock struck midnight and now I'm, you know, but now I'm not glamorous no more, you know, so this is me Cinderella.

Now I'm at the poor people ball and guess what? I'm totally fine with it. I don't need this money. Girl, how much that cost? How much that cost you? Give me that. Let me try it out. Let me try it out. Hey, not hey cannot try this on but try this on at my own house Yeah, right like can I try this on for a while and see can my closet try this on can I see how this dress looks in my closet?

Oh Yeah, you know Erica's just gonna put on one of them dresses and just stand in front of a 7-Eleven and Hollywood wait for lady God got a drive by and go hey Remember me remember me the car, let this dress. Get me a ride. Yeah, it was sad. So they start gossiping, of course, about Sutton. And um, Daryana missed that whole party at Sutton's house in the mud.

She didn't come to anything. You know, some girls always show up to work. Guineas just don't show up. Okay. Guyanages don't show up, okay? She, you need to go to work, ma'am. Yeah. So she wasn't at that party, but Erica's like, yeah, you know, you became a topic. And we heard what happened between you and Sutton.

And Diana says, all I thought I'd seen it all. And then I met Sutton. I was like, what's going on? Why do you want to not like me? I'm from Bosnia. My head was going to explode. I just wish Eric would have said oh yeah we were talking about you. Oh and one thing we wanted to ask you after this whole conversation we all thought you know but I just wish we could ask Diana one thing. Where are you from? Where are you from Diana? Where? Tell us where we need to know!

So, Erica tries to pretend she's just like, Well, you know, I've been in trouble with Sutton before, but, you know, last year I got in trouble sticking up for myself, and my biggest credits were Sutton and Gawd, but it was Sutton who was the biggest and most persistent and really pulled the West out of the day. She didn't pull the worst out of you, she read a fucking article from the LA Times, that's all she did. She had some questions after a massive expose and the LA Times came out about you. How was that point and then you freaked out, okay? You freaked out.

Yes, she really did. Do you remember when she showed up to that thing and told Satan, or what, or what, and she was wearing that thing that looked like all the soda, the plastic rings that hold sodas together and that was her shirt? I thought, oh, girl, you are going down here.

I mean, your personality, you know, you're losing that personality wise, but also why are you dressed like, you know, discarded seven Seven up ring Holder thing. I mean come on Erica get it together Erica. I still love you. I love your music Yeah, so Diana's like well I've only been in group five minutes and something has already fight with crystal

Three you in all these five minutes so it can be me. and Eric is telling us like oh son punk the big fucking badge was she there so she may think she's good but she ain't she ain't good with that. how come Erica tries to get all country? Every time she thinks she's being a bad ass, you can't just start in certain ain't Erica, okay? You know what, I really like Erica a lot more before I spoke to you about it.

Why haven't you said anything bad? Well, maybe it's like things in a marriage, you know? It's acceptable until you talk about it out loud. God, that's some profound shit right there. Thank you! So Erica's like, well, you still need to about it out loud. God that's some profound shit right there. Thank you. So Erika's like, well you still need to work it out with her, you know. I mean, I'm good person America, good person America that doesn't require any payment except probably that lady god goddresser will be ill. I'll stay there after the party and I said, something. You got off of the wrong foot with a just fix it, fix it, and listen,

this is a woman who was real shit in the middle last year, and I have swept that under the rug, but I'm peaceful, I've learned to be peaceful by now. And Diana's like, but how do you forgive and forget I'm from Bosnia, she's like, I don't forgive and forget, I'm from Georgia, a time without industry. Oh my gosh. And then Diana said something to Erica that I don't think I don't think Erica's ever heard these words. And it's really hard to hear an original statement on these reality shes because we've seen so many of them you know but I don't think erica's ever heard this and Diana said to her you are a wise woman. I said well she ain't giving you a dress but put that one in your pop and smoke it cause that's that's priceless.

So then we go over to Kyle's house who is getting a snow delivery okay she's getting fake snow put all over her yard. I love her. Look at her. Bring that snow call in a drought. Oh, please. It's always a drought over there. When you were living there all you said, you couldn't use water. It's a dry. I can't water the plants. It's a drought. Well, it is. Well, they don't live in the desert. Geez. You shouldn't be wasting when you're in the middle of a drought. Okay. If you're rich, you can waste what country do you believe in am I the only American here?

Okay, so then we see Lisa Rina. Where you being girl? Guys, I've been sitting here in my depends waiting for you so I could buy so hard that maybe I'll score that a little tank of Lena Okay, love you love your depends. All right, so she's sitting there with Harry All right, so she's sitting there with Harry and Harry's like well Amelia's on fire. Oh my god. Someone help Amelia. Someone help her. Why were they so Calm about this. He meant like the saying like wow she's on fire. She's really hot right now I know, but those girls don't seem to have much sense. They could be on fire. If I was a parent to those two dopes and someone said, your daughter's on fire, I was saying, you know what? She's literally on fire. Now this is when you pull out the snow hose. Okay. This is when you

pull out the snow hose. And Rimm is like, oh yeah, that's right. I'm you, you're priming that ladder of people who are important in the modeling world. Thank you, Lois. And then a bird just kind of like knocks into the window. Out of the terrible. So then we go over to Crystal picking fruit with her kid. I board. And then Kyle calling Erica to brag about her snow.

She's like, wow, I've got snow. I've got snow all over my yard. And Erica's like, oh my god, I'm a minion and I'm a hood cause my son just rolled over five times. And they start gossiping about how Guyana is on her way to have lunch with Sutton. Jump on, boom. So then we go to Garsell and Sutton talking on the phone.

Sutton's in the car on her way to go see Diana, and Sutton's like, well, you know what, I think this is gonna be tricky. And Garsell's saying, oh, she needs to lighten up. You can't be in a group and then hold a grudge that someone yelled at you. And then Sutton's saying, oh, you know, sometimes the comic cross is harsh, not sorry,

and I'm just so complex I'm real funny and I'm real witty and I'm such a good friend And then there's a big long pause on the phone and she's like right Garsell Garsell says yeah, I mean I guess you're a good friend, but geez wind is this in now, you know This is right here. This is the reason I do not like son. And I know that a lot of people of Stanley heard whatever, but I have to say, I do not like her. And here it's why because she is one of those, she's like my husband, okay.

He's an I'm sorry machine. Okay, you got a quarter put it in there. He'll spit out my I'm sorry, okay. It's not more believable than the last time sorry The thing he did is not less bad than the thing he did before when he said sorry These are people who just keep doing stupid things and then saying they're sorry and then sorry Supposed to be a magic word where all of a sudden I don't have dirty dishes and a dishwasher filled with clean dishes.

Okay, you said sorry. So I guess I could just put all the dishes the way together and I didn't just waste all of that effort. Okay, oh, all the clothes are stuck together and you slaste your new school clothes. Oh, oh, is it because your daddy left his gum in his pockets before they got washed? Okay, Evan, did you do that? I'm sorry. Oh, well that makes it close completely wearable, then, Kevin. Okay, geez.

Oh, and I suppose when I have to get to work and I get my car and it stops because someone has been using my car and didn't fill it up with gas. But I'm sorry. Oh, you're sorry. Hey, y'all have said about hot gas prices. Don't worry. Just get your car that runs on. Sorry. Okay. Okay. So we are now in this restaurant, La Toskana, and certain and Dianne. Dianne is there first, you know, and of course she's got like a stupid branded hat. It's like Gucci or Louis Vuitton or like Gucci Vuitton Gabana from Bosnia or whatever. So she's there and it was cracking me up because they've got the same purse, you know, they've got like the same, like 25,

I don't even know how expensive it is. I'm not a purse guy. Well, I'm not a purse striped. I have no idea. Yeah, but they've both got really expensive purses and then they've both got their gigantic earrings, which are like everyone else's earrings, except like five times as big, but theirs are equal.

And I think it's so funny because, you know, you think like, oh, the richest two are going to naturally be friends. And at first, it seemed like they would be. But now I guess they're just like, no, screw you. It's an earing off. Like, I don't care. It's a person in earing off. That's all I could see. Well, first, it seems like it's going to be, because you know, Diana who hates Fakeness, okay, everybody go forget. Diana's from Bosnia, and she does not like Fakeness, okay, but she sings up and she says, oh, Satan gives her big old kiss and a little hug. God, I'm so glad she wouldn't fake right there. Yeah, and set in all business, you know?

Well, I guess we are gonna have lunch and talk about some things. I don't know where you want to start. And then that's when Diana gets all pouty. You know, she spends the rest of this lunch being like, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, like a teenager, right? Oh, yeah. Like, did you do your homework? Yeah, mmm, mmm, mmm, you know, kind of roll there. Do you like a slow, right? Oh yeah, like did you do your homework? Yeah, you know, kind of roll there. Do you like a slow, with it dance, that shoulder dance. Oh, it's a shimmy. Yeah,

the shimmy, and she like, so Diana's like, well, maybe we should start at the beginning. And suddenly goes, yeah, we should send a music kit. Oh, well, that's funny because you know, you know why she said that right? Yes, but it's because Oh, there's that song in the sound of music. I know Yeah, well, it's a song in sound of music and it goes let's start at the very beginning A very good place to start and first we go with the ABCs and then we go with the Hello, and then we go with the Rondo and Then we go with the

Remy there you go. Go right me Let's start at the very I'm not doing this. Okay, but it was fun I mean, I love you would think I was talking to a straight person. I can't believe it took so many rounds for you to do with Doe Ray Me. Come on! You have it like sound of music is the straightest musical ever. It is not. Straight people love the sound of music.

So, Sutton's like, um, yeah, you know, we should sound a music it out, but look, I'll start with the fact that you said, I'm clumsy with my words, and you said that very early on. And I'm curious, squint, squint, squint. You can say that when you don't even know me. And Diana's like, well, honestly, to me, I was trying to give you benefit of the doubt because Clumsey means you didn't hurt them right, like you didn't mean to in my opinion, but actually now I've changed my mind because I don't think you're clumsy with your words.

I think you... Mmm, and that's more, and more, and more, and more, and more, and more, and more, and more, and more, and more, and more, you mean what you say? Don, don, don, don, don, oh, actually the music is my favorite music cue of the show when they don't when it's too Too good for even a stick out

Okay, I had like a horn Yeah So something's like okay, well, I'm here to make peace and come to an understanding and I don't want you to be mean to me And she daggers because I want to be civilized. And Diane does that shimmy. She does her shimmy. She's like shimmy shimmy. And she says, I think I get you say that,

but at the same time, the way you are provoking me at ourselves, that is inappropriate. Now, what do you think? Do you think that she was provoking her? Cause I do. Yeah, yeah, I mean, sudden started it. She did. She did.

Yeah, she was like, well, you thought about, I heard you was on big rest, but now here you are. Let's talk about that dumb dumb. So she kind of started that fight. She did, but then, um, you know, Diana was terrible in the fight. Yeah, but you know what? in the fight. You know what? You started it. You know it's like a court of law.

Okay. Actually that's not how courts of law work. Yes they are. Okay. It's a court of mommy law. Okay. When your kid comes in bloody and you say what happened to you gravel and he says Boulder hit me.

I say Boulder get in here. Boulder comes in and Boulder says, he started it. Now, who am I going to believe? I know that gravel started it. So I say, gravel, stop starting things and go clean up your face. Dumb. The end.

Corn adjourned. So Sutton sang, oh, you know, it's just being a little sarcastic. And Diana's like, all some things are not up for sarcastic remarks So something's like what I did wasn't right. I will not to say that but I need for you to say back to me That what you did to me wouldn't right either and she's like well What did I do to you? She says you mocked me when I went on to tell you about own experiences having to miscarriage ends. So we see that clip and Diana's like blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. And certain's like, well I was trying to bond with you and tell you I had miscarriage. And now, now, now look,

you're rolling your eyes at me. And then it's like, because it's not genuine, so it's not. I mean, that's so gross, Diane. I'm like, come on. Are we going to, is this like an acting class? Like, not believing your miscarriage story. Can we do that again? Let's try that.

I'm not really believing it. Could you be more real? Yeah, that's gross. And that's, you know, that's Diana's biggest fault, I think. She just can't be right, you know? I mean, in that fight, she just said, you remain to me, my coming up and saying that thing about bad rest.

And then that's when you act like a victim. You're like, oh my God, you heard me say everybody, she heard me. That's when you do it. But, you know, then she just, she goes lower and then she's still going low. Like, you know, I think that if anybody says something about a miscarriage or something like that, that's it.

That's the end. Okay. That's the end of the conversation. You say, I'm sorry for that. You know, I'm sorry for your, I'm sorry for your pain. You know, it's something you should be having these petty fights over, especially when you're both already fighting with purses matching purses and matching earrings Okay, this is time to make peace

You're too rich to fight like poor people Right so Diana's like well, it's not genuine satin and I feel like I need professional help Communicating with you because you just can't communicate like me. I'm from Boston I saw and settings giving her those squint eyes. Like, oh, those are like lasers. They are. They're like late, you know? It's like she's like putting a name on a gravestone with those laser eyes. Okay.

She's like a machine that things remembered, you know, like putting some, putting Hillary on the back of a jewel box or something, those lasers. Yeah. So she's like giving her squint laser eyes. And suddenly, I don't share my experience about my miscarriages with very many people. And Diana is like, oh, you didn't share. You threw it in a way that's like, I had the miscarriage and then you said, I raised you too.

And suddenly, it was not like that. Her favorite you say that to me, you don't say that to a woman with a miscarriage and you know it. And Diana starts laughing. And she's like, oh, you're here on your cell. Are you hearing your cell? Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh. So then it just becomes a baby fighting

where no one's really making any sense. Oh, yeah, that's how babies fight. You can't fight with a baby. Yep. It's a good method actually, because if somebody, you know, if you're on the wrong and you know it, and somebody's like, hey, dear, you took my parking space, and you're just like,

bap bap bap bap bap bap bap What are they gonna do? You cannot argue with the baby, Jake. I mean, I have. Oh, you have. You argue with babies. I've seen that. I'm not afraid of a fucking baby. Words, you wanna talk about being fake and funny? You gave me a hug that night and she goes,

yes, it was fake, it's hug in my whole life. I'm seeing you are fake, I am fake. Oh really? And then it just goes into this like, you are, you are. Yeah, it doesn't get like that, you know what I'm saying? You're being fake, oh yeah, I am being into this like you are you are you are yeah, it doesn't get like that You know it's like you're being fake. Oh, yeah, I am being fake. Oh, you are yeah, I am well, you're fake Oh, I know I'm fake. Oh really? Well, what about if I say this you may am or fake? Oh, yeah Well, I am fake. I mean, hey, do you argue with that? So sentence just confused right

Hey, do you argue with that? So, sentence just confused, right? Ha ha. So, sentence just confused. And she's like, well, I didn't know that you were being fake. And I'm just like, well, I'm telling you now. She goes, but that's not nice. It's not nice. It's shitty of you.

Shame on you. And the waiter comes by and he's like, is everything okay? And the sentence's like, not the fucker! Did I do it right? Did I use it right there? So, when sentence says says you owe me an apology

Diana's like for what for not letting you walk all over me and not letting you clean your feet on me for not letting you Abuse me. She's like abuse you. She's yes You clearly think it's okay to provoke somebody yell at them say all these mean things, and then what, hug it out 10 minutes later. You cut me deep. And if I told you right now, it's all good, I would be thick. It's not all good. Can you deep girl? Yeah, like she really, she really goes to the full telenovela confrontation and Satan doesn't really know what to do with this. So she's like, do you, are we moving on like what the hell? How many lunches do I have to suffer through with you? Okay, because I'm actually rich as well and I don't need this job. So how many times

do I have to do this? So Diane is like, okay, so who are you then? Who is Satan and Sutton's like well I I I'm a reactionary that's for sure I'm a hothead that's for sure also I am a good friend I'm a good person I am a good friend and Diana says I'll throw home and Sutton says oh this part was good okay be, uh, I'll be dying and you be setting. Okay. Okay. I am floiled to the end. So you say that I know. So you say I T S.

That I know. So you say you are a butt head. So you say. You are a butt head. So you say. Boop for Reagan. So you say. That I know. So you say.

Okay, this is going nowhere. Okay. This is one of the worst housewives lunches I've ever seen. Just five didn't even make any darn sense to you too. Okay. Both of y'all need to work harder at being interesting on the television, because this was ridiculous. But I did love that Sutton grabbed her sinuses.

Oh, she grabbed so sinusus, didn't she? Whenever she said, oh my god, I can't take it. And then she grabs right at the top of her nose, like, oh, I'm just her mom knows. Look what you did to me, oh! And that's it. Next week, we get Kyle's best friend, Movie star Jamie Lee Curtis!

But unfortunately, everybody's gonna die first because Kyle, you know, used a snow machine or whatever. Yeah, everybody, no one has water left. Yeah, no water. Okay, we're only gonna have, we're gonna have a pizza party for this charity with no water. Alright. Oh, Nancy, thank you so much for being here. I cannot believe we actually got through this whole recap. I really didn't think we would

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