Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: I Don't Know Her

Episode Date: September 10, 2020

**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Kyle complains that everyone has been coming after her this season on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion part two, and then she continues to go after Denise. Unfortunately, Denise has never met a Randy. For this week's bonus Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer breakdown, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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when I went outside and... Me, you try to go just by the hands. Yeah, just by the hands. From Ben and Jerry's. Oh, I really wanna have a fat fight. I look like I could fly from tree to tree like a squirrel. I haven't worked out in two weeks and I've commented by eating nothing but Ben and Jerry's and now things are a disaster and

I'm like really I've worked out this is my life. I'm a trouble. My mom called me trouble. Dad called me trouble. I'm a trouble. I'm burning. I'm burning and this is my first. Okay, Ryan and I have now like regressed to being five years old and seeing our As long camera for the first time But we're like and we're like and we're like Erica in this show. What is she looking at people last week We're saying what is Erica looking out in the show and I was like, I don't know and I don't care Cuz I was a bitchy, but guess what she is looking at something weird. Hello camera

Why isn't my camera clearing? Also watching crap is on demand You get to see that Ronnie's camera has decided to give him a Barbara Walters filter all of a sudden And he's looking like sort of fuzzy and radiant at the moment So while Ronnie while Ronnie works on his focus. I will say the other thing is that um For this informational that there's also our bonus episode and as we are speaking We have a lot of people on our discord which is awesome and then yesterday The in case you missed it the real housewives of Salt Lake City trailer dropped

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It's okay, Okay. He's Just Ronnie just disappeared from the screen and then appeared but from a different angle Working so I guess I'll just be blurry for this episode everybody. It's okay. That's a beautiful Beautiful. It's a beautiful study in field of Field of vision field field of vision. Field of Ronnie vision. All right, well, I guess I'm just gonna ignore it. Sorry everybody, well today I looked at my-

It looks fine. It looks fine, it looks fine. Okay everybody, welcome to part two of the reunion of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, which I have not manipulated at all. Whoa, whoa, whoa. which I have not manipulated at all. Whoa! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! So everyone's just taking a party break and lunchtime and then we just need to read just like barking off camera at whoever's helping her. Like, can you make it a little bit warmer? I'm going to warm up please, a little warmer. It's just too cold.

It's too cold. Ask them to make a hot-sour latte, please. Okay, if you're doing an order, I would like the Alfredo, the meatballs, and Marco Polo's hot-sour latte, please. Oh, and breaking news. It's the end of a real housewife season. So you know what to read and PK are doing moving. I wonder They just put their house on the market. So I don't know what's up It's too. Do we know where their house is? I kind of want to stock it. It's just right Kyle so much in the casino But so I was in in Cino

Recently Flip for Labor Day. I don't want being so cryptic it recently. At a time that was undisclosed. That's where I got my mosquito bites. So I went to Encino and I saw one of those modern barnhouses, farmhouses, barns, you know. And I was like, it's PK, it's PK and Dorets. And then I realized that every house in Encino was like that. And so I got sad because I thought I found them.

You're focused. Yes, I focused. It turns out all I found them. You're focused. Yes, I focused. It turns out all I really needed was a paper towel. I'm telling you, the things that paper towels have solved in my life. So Andy's like, hey, I'm Andy Gullin. This season. Oh, I can't even read my notes so I'm talking like that.

This season, Kyle felt under attack by what she called a group of fake ass bitches. Kyle. So then we go into Kyle's terrible story. I forgot the beginning part of this season was filled with Kyle thinking everybody was attacking her. Right, and she, I mean, it's so ridiculous because no one was attacking her except for the internet,

you know, and all of America, but none of her friends were really attacking her, but she was seeing it that way. Yeah. So I still loved it. I love watching a montage of them all going after Kyle. That was that was when the season had a lot of hope that it seemed like they were going to turn against Kyle. But she wins out. She knows how to gaslight. Yeah, she won. So, um, so we see Kyle's huge angry moments of the season that

to reate showed up with a glam at Teddy's event. Don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, we also see Kyle call Denise a ragamuffin and then she tells us in the clip, and I'm mentioning this for a reason, in the clip she goes, ragamuffin is not the nicest word, but I could have said worse. That was what was part of the montage. I want to put a pin in that, okay. So, I'm gathering evidence.

I like when he gets this confused face. He's like, Kyle, why do you think everybody was coming after you this season? Wow, Kyle. And she's like, well. She has the most Kyle answer, the most Kyle answer. Yes, and you know Kyle's lying. We're just talking, I guess, really,

when she just starts poking her lizard tongue out and like touching the side of her mouth. So she's like, well, Andy, I was launching my fashion line in New York, and then I was going to North Carolina, which of course, you know, I was filming Halloween. I don't know if she've heard. I'm gonna be in Halloween. And I was coming back and forth.

I was just so tired and I felt like everybody was coming at me And I felt like people just weren't being honest with me Andy. They just weren't being honest Yeah, which like Like I just love that Kyle as a crusader for honesty like that that's our whole thing so to read is like Then they start talking about to read saying like How when to read said I have a life at Teddy's thing like I have a life coil was being very self-centered and condescending and And so then was like why did that not piss Eric off too if you know because shouldn't that have pissed Eric off as well and

Erica's like well, you know something that I would have said too, you know I'm like I do have a lot of house in Chicago, both the city and the musical. Yes, Rina, I know you've been to both as well. Okay, but I was just so drunk on that sofa. I mean, look at me, look at how drunk I was on the sofa. And then it comes to her on the sofa and the flashback being like, wow, spaghetti.

Yeah, yeah, I love the drunk fun Erica. She's exactly the same as the regular the regular Erica. Wow, I love pizza. I'm so drunk. Um, so to reach, like, well, when I got there, I was a ticked I was a ticked by calling the ticked-lindy, a tix-indy. Yeah. Yeah. I still can't believe that no one realizes that when she said, I have a life, she's saying that because Kyle was pestering her about, like, why weren't you earlier? Why weren't you earlier? Why weren't you earlier?

I was like, because I have a life, you know? Yeah. And why Kyle still took it as an attack on what she's doing with her life. It still bothers me deeply. Kyle's like, well that's a little extreme don't you think? Like, no! I was attacked! I was defending myself!

Me saying I have a life! I have children! I have things to do! It doesn't mean you don't have a life, Kyle! You've got a life! Right! Bit rose and terrible films! That's a life! Paying children in China nothing to sow tacky old lady pajamas.

It's a live coiled! You've got a live car, a live for child slavery and under five roles. Congratulations! Like the singer Rihanna of Fenty, you may have heard of her, Saturn, once saying, My la-hee, my la-ha, my la-hoo, my la-ha, Live your life, Kyle. Live your life. Kyle's like, well, I felt like you came to show off your outfit. More than you came to support Teddy.

She's like, I showed up in my Beverly Beach leggings because I'm promoting my business. Book a deliging, sir. You can eat a family-style bowl of leggings. For Italians, eat joggers and Capri, Kyle. Eat joggers and Capri. Just because I liked eat joggers in Capri does not mean that you don't have a life. I'm sure that you're gluing synthetic lemons to some room in Encino as well. Kyle Kyle I think we all have these opportunities do we not? And Garsell's like well, Kyle's posing like Doreet was hilarious. And Kyle's like,

I do know who you are. Kyle's giving that look like, Shut up, Garsell. Yeah, so today's like, um, can I interject because my name keeps coming up, even though I have nothing to do with this, um, I'm like well see you have nothing to do with it, so please don't interject. Yes. Um, I don't think that Kyle was really defending me I think she was just like pointing out something that was like obvious to her. So um in summary

Cos great. Thanks Teddy. Hi, I'm Teddy Well, feel from Wichita Kansas as Teddy you dumb hooker You supported Erica. How did you feel when she admitted no one wanted to be a stupid event? And I don't even want to talk about right now, I'm not even after you, man, Teddy. And she's like, well, it really hurt my feelings watching that back, but guess what? I have to move on from it, because what am I going to do? Stoo over one single snide comment, Andy, I believe in moving on. Like, for example, when Carl got really upset at that dinner

and I told everyone, move on, because one lady is crying and everyone's piling on, I really hate that Andy, really, really hate when people do that. Yeah, it's like when I found out that Denise might have told Brandy, the most unreliable source in the history of the Real housewives that

She thought that I was desperate to fit in with this group. Did I stew on that comment for day after day episode after episode ruining an entire beautiful trip to Rome did I stew on it? Of course not Andy. I am Teddy and Doreet's like Coil I don't know why you can't just did make your relationship with Titi is different than with everybody is Oh my god here we go again. I know who's closer with Kyle Exactly and who likes magic the most Oh, it's on repeat. Sorry everyone. She's going on. Those are the on crap and on demand. They can't hear that. So she's like, Carls, like, well, can I answer that?

Because now Kyle, anytime anybody else speaks, Carls is going to go, oh, can I speak now? Because she's accused of being, of talking over everybody. That's the whole thing. Yes. So now, now she's going to turn it around on everybody else like she can't get a word in. And I thought it was funny because Doreet finished the sentence and Carl's acting like, what, what am I allowed to answer? So Doreet's like, well, everybody's seen it. Everyone said it at some point. You have to pause and you have to think maybe it's true Yeah, and cause like of course I acknowledge it Teddy is a better friend the reason why it's a better friend to me

Okay, I have more in common with Teddy. Okay. She has a famous father I wanted a famous father Okay, like we share a bad we go to Europe together That's what I've always owned my sister and all my friends all my life I mean like doesn't everyone share beds with their best friends and go to Europe with them like every summer I mean that's just the way it is to read yeah Teddy has a house to sell my husband sells houses Listen maybe we'll be friends once you have a house to sell which of course now she does and they're on private planes together So there you go that worked it out. Yeah, out. The economy can do a lot of things,

especially heel friendships. So then there was this thing that happened earlier in the season where Kyle had told Erica that she doesn't have any close friends and Kyle's like, I mean, it's just more like, it was an observation because like, I mean, if Erica doesn't have friends that she would cheer her bed with sometimes, like how good of a friend, how good friends do you have, you know?

And which is like such a strange rubric, like, that if you don't share beds with friends and you're like, perhaps emotionally close off, which Erica does actually seem to be emotionally close to off, but not because of this. I'm not gonna let her, I'm not gonna like Kyle be the one to say it. Like, I mean, like, no, Erica's a very warm person who has lots of friends and like, a lot of people in Kyle, No, I will not I will not Yeah, and Erica's like well, you know what? That's my experience and I some people live different lives, all right? I don't have brothers and sisters so something I don't experience doesn't make it wrong and that

My man it just means I have it ever experienced if I'm gonna call office work Terrible though. I have an it. It could be very fun Okay, I let it go but sometimes it hurts call it hurts when you yell up my wood you drink Well, I was acting you know, we just have different experiences I grew up with a mother who laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a ballerina and you grew up with a mother who put a nine inch nail in a hamburger and fed it to her husband's ex-wife. So, we all have different experiences.

Allegedly. That was in the memoir. That was in the house of Hilton Memoir. The house of Hilton. Oh my God, what a tone. So, Doreet's like, Well, Andy, there's something I'd like to address. You said to me at the astrology party that I'm not as good as friends with America's, I think you're going to go.

I just like how she's talking, like she's speaking in front of the United Nations. Like, Mr. Bootress, Bootressoutres Gali I would like to address the world. I'd like to reclaim me time and reclaim me time. Give us a kiss. Yeah so yeah so so Kha'a goes well I was a frustrated and I said what I said so you know I apologize I apologize and this comes from the depth of my bangs thank you I'm serious like but does it justify you say and I'm not just good friends with their

income it's a fuck girl and she's like oh my god you're beating this to death oh really you think this is beating something to death just wait yeah also yeah that's like to read something to by the way and you chose to be friends with her yeah she's like I said sorry okay you've been coming for me all season to read you know You took credit for my fashion show you wanted to take credit for me hiring Wilson Phillips. Okay fine You hired Wilson to love first Chairman banky moon. I would like to address this please Okay, I finished can I finish I have something else? Can I finish? I have something else to say.

I don't really have anything else to say. I just wanted to say that right now. Go ahead. So now Kyle, now here comes some more bullshit from. Kyle just has like, you know when there's going to, when they're going to like pave a parking lot or make a parking lot or a foundation and you drive by and there's like 10 cement trucks lined up ready just to shit that cement out onto the ground.

That's what Kyle is. It's just like she's like a row of cement trucks filled with feces and she's like, okay, so, okay, even with everything that happened this season, I'd never spoke negative about you in my interviews. Even throwing my business onto the bus. Do you know how easy I could have done that to your business, but I never did. Never did. I'm like, first of all, that just shows that you were actually being dishonest. And by the way, the entire time while she's speaking to reach is going, coil, coil, coil, coil.

So we see a flashback of, of de-shading whatever Kyle's business is where, where Doreet is like, has she even looked at this stuff? Like she's just gonna show up, it's about everything to be done. And like, that's not like Kyle saying, like I can't believe you would speak negatively about my business. I'm like, well that's because you just like,

you hired someone and then you shipped the last second, I wanted to claim all the credit. And Doreet who's actually worked in fashion is like, what the fuck,'t even know what you're talking about so she had a right to because she comes from a place of authority Believe it or not as opposed to like you if you say something about Beverly Beach you just come from a place of like You know Pringles. I don't know well cow was I mean to read was being an asshole about car like she was shading her But I don't see why it's this huge a a deal. But I loved when Doreet's like, oh, just throw your name on it, no need to design it. Oh, there would be a success, no need for experience,

no need for know how, no need for any of that. I'm like, you just designed a room in Bucatapepo. I don't know that you're the really the one to be throwing that stone. Right, but then you're allowed to make fun of it because she just came in and was like, I know how to do this and it's like, okay, well, I think Kyle would have been allowed

to make fun of the Bucca de Pappo room. And the other thing is that when Kyle's like, but I support a Beverly Beach, it's like, well, all you have to do is drive downtown. These women flew across the country to see your bullshit show. So, yeah, they of course could be annoyed. Oh, that clip.

She has no idea what she's doing. She's like a chicken in a hockey ring, that one. So crowd's like, oh, you say I don't know what I'm doing. And then, and to her, he's like, can I speak? Can I speak? Reclaiming my time. Reclaiming my time.

Can someone tell the representative of Tuvalu I'm screaming, Matam! I'm screaming, Matam! I'm screaming, Matam! I'm screaming, Matam! I'm screaming, Matam! Could someone tell the representative of Tuvalu that I would like to speak right now? And girls, like, you know what? You went on, so hold on, because now I'm gonna talk. You have to wait. Okay, so then you come to my house, and I said to you, from the bottom of my bangs. I said to read we are friends for life and it felt bad Because it cuts your interview and you make fun of me. I mean, I thought we were better friends than that Dary I thought we were better friends than that

And she's like, where are the folks fun cuz your words is prepared as you could have been sorry All I did was make fun of how you weren't really prepared or didn't have anything that was remotely interesting or was sort of an embarrassment to all the fashion I'm surprised that New York fashion we didn't just close down on itself right then and there. That's all I did coil Well, what's funny actually is that coil got mad that I said that she glazed over me But here to read is hurting your business and you don't see mad at that. And to read it's like, excuse me! Who's fighting all?

This is about me and Kyle right now and it's very, very important because you're very important to me coiled You know without you I wouldn't have any friends to give me free strange pajama things that I'm supposed to wear at formal cocktail parties She's like but Carl since that episode of the first episode you've just blanked me, we've never not spoken and you go to the press and slam me and say you're upset with me because I talked about your business. And Carol's like, well what have I ever said bad about you or your business? And she's like, cool! You went on what's what happens live and said, well her fashion show wasn't a warehouse

coil. her fashion show wasn't a warehouse car I only started fighting back after you said those comments, okay? That's only when I started to fight back and we see the clip of Kyle on watcher happens and she's like well I don't mean I don't mind that she picks fun on my business But her show was in a warehouse downtown and my show was it fashion week So so she does mind by the way another case of Kyle being dishonest So then to read like why wouldn't she just text me and say those things you know those those things that that I said what I said Really, huh? Why didn't you just text me because apparently they stopped talking after like that first episode They haven't talked all like for the past several months. Yeah, and Garsell's just laughing. She just loving that

She's like Kyle squirming. And Karles is like, well, she goes, but you're blanked me. She's like, well, why did you say those things in the first place? Very hurtful things. And Andy is like, okay, guess what? I want to move forward. So are we done with the stupidity? Anybody having it? First and foremost, I'm very, very sorry.

God forbid I ever slam your business coil. I wish you success, and if you ever need anything from me, fashion sense, taste, talent, feel free to ask Carl and I'll loan you some, and I heartbeat. I yield my time to French panieja, thank you. So Kyle, everyone from everywhere wants to know why you think Denise is a fake ass bitch? Uh, and Kyle's like, well, you know, it's just like Denise who doesn't care about her hair and makeup and things like that. Then she's like defending Doree and like, Rina was coming at me and like, I just felt like everyone was coming at me at that party and I just felt

like everyone was putting on an act to be rude to me and I just felt like everyone was not being genuine. I'm like, oh, so if people are being rude to you or being mean or calling you out on your shit, it means that they are putting on an act to hide the fact that they think you're awesome. And so if anyone is being mean to you, they're being inherently dishonest because their true feelings are that they love you and they would never attack you.

Okay, got a Kyle, got it. That's not totally narcissistic at all. Yeah, she's being fake because she's defending Duret. It's like, what? They're not being genuine because they're coming after me. Okay. That's what she was saying. She said, I just got a weird vibe.

You know, like after we, you know, God, I was working on Halloween so long. I was so tired and then they were coming after me. It just didn't feel genuine. It didn't felt like it was an act that they all put on. You know, like they're just going to come after me for fun. And she's like, and that's not singling out to me. So by any means, Andy. And he's like, well, Bob from Cyassets says to me,

how do you feel about being called the raggum buff into these? How do you feel? And she's like, oh, I don't know. Who cares? I'm so fucking curious, like Jesus, I don't care. And he's like, but what do you think I was getting at? She's like, I don't know, Kyle, where were you getting at? Yeah.

And Kyle's like, well, you know, growing up, if I left my house and my hair messy, my mom would say, don't run around like a ragamuffin. You know, it's just like, I don't think ragamuffins a bad word, just like a silly word. Just like a silly word. I'm like, you just said, early around, which is why I told everyone to pin it,

you said, ragamuffins not a nice word at all, but I could have said worse. So you admit that ragamuff's a terrible word in your mind, because obviously, everyone else is okay. But like to you, you think it's terrible, and that's what matters. I mean, Denise always has a messy top knot, and then for whatever reason, we get a montage of Denise's messy top knots. To prove Christ's point.

Which I never even noticed. Yeah, but yeah, that's something to that. And after he said that, he but you could have called me a worse So I said well, I didn't think ragamuffin is a bad word and Andy's like you to are you offended and say Oh, the fuck cares. I don't care You use right behind me right now the guy who invented fucking aspirin trying to shoot me through a window Call me whatever you want Yeah, yeah, you should see what they call me.

Ragnumuffin is just a star of it, okay? All right. So Kyle's like, um, hello. Good people of United Nations, I would like to announce that I, Kyle Richards, have in fact texted Denise saying, I'm sorry for calling you a Ragnumuffin. Thank you so much, and I will accept your gift bag,

Mr. Luxembourg, thank you. Yeah, the apology came after Sashamadia ripped you a new bunghole on social media, right? You saw the episode, when I saw it, you could have said, hey, you know, just saw the episode, something bad's coming up, sorry, but you didn't, you waited until Sashamadia got mad at ya. Yeah, so, yeah, but because basically she's saying,

like, we got the screeners ahead of time and you didn't apologize until people got mad at you for being hyper-adjusted. And Kyle was when I started with that, because she's like, well, I sent her a text right after I got the show footage and I apologized. She's like, no, she didn't. She was, I don't always see it the same day.

I don't, I don't, you know, like, I don't, I don't obviously see it the same day. Like, and. I don't you know like I don't I don't always see it the same day Like any of you guys any of you I've said it before I'm like well It's like it's a known fact sometimes I don't sometimes I don't watch it to the day up. I'm like bullshit Cal Richards you watch that thing like if you could set up a DVD player inside your mailbox You would like you literally put a chair in your mailbox and just press play and just watch it in there Okay, cuz you can't even wait for it to get to your home theater. Yeah, so Darius like well It's cuz she was defending me. How dare she defend Darius when she looks like a ragamoo thing

Cuz like okay, you're right. I was mad. You're right. I was annoyed and she's like oh, it's like you're too glam or you're not I was annoyed and she's like, oh, it's like you're too glam or you're not glam enough. What is it? Oh, you're Denise Richards or are you to read? There's no in between here. What are you gonna get mad about Kyle? Hey, hey, that's a good question. That's a good question. Good question. Good question. Where's the middle ground tile? Where's the middle ground? Oh, she's like, you know what? What I was saying was what I'm saying is Annie what I'm trying to say is Annie's like, well, let's just leave it there All right, I hate what he does that right when I actually wanted you when someone's asked to say I'm like no Let her talk herself into a corner on this one over Ragamuffin

I the fact that we're even in like a very heated discussion about the word met Ragamuffin is ridiculous But the truth stands that Kyle was was like Was being a caddy bitch she walked into that party and she was like oh she has an ice sculpture Why she have an ice sculpture? She's not supposed to be all but glamor. It's like why can't someone want to have an ice sculpture Why can't someone say hey normally have a top-not? But guess what I just had not to have a top-not tonight. I just had to dress up, you know Sometimes we sometimes people aspire for things on certain days of the week. Yeah, not me.

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about the hardest job in the world, listen to, I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or Wondery app So then we come back from break and we just hear this robotic voice like I was like oh my god someone fucked up Dorit's hot shy. I Just thought it was PK just climbing towards his last Pringles low battery bag no battery No battery no battery no battery. I need to get no battery. Bye buddy my sugar. Bye

Bad everybody Someone give PK the Pringles. Sorry, it's the coldest phone, San LaBotra! LaBotra! The cordless phone. What about the hammer cordless phone? So Andy's like, so we're in the house, Lois holding up and she's like, well you know, Andy, I haven't seen Lois in months, months, Andy because she's an assisted living, but I know that the one thing keeping her going was my Instagram video

performing WAPs, Andy. So at least I could do for Andy. Low battery, by the way. We should just put out Lisa's WAPs video and take out the music and just have it going. Low battery. Low battery. who's whoaps video and take out the music and just have it going low battery low battery low ass battery lab low ass battery I got a low ass battery babe so um so then we see a montage of Rina and Amelia and how like Amelia was struggling and then she came back and you know, just all that stuff. And then there was like that little scene of Garsell

in Rome asking Rina about like, do you think your dancing had an effect on Amelia? And one thing I don't know if we discussed, but we actually got a bunch of tweets about this that there was some sort of unseen footage that Bravo put on their website that, I don't think we discussed this, right? That, when Garcell brought that up,

it was actually part of a larger conversation. Where Garcell was talking about her elder son, who she did mention at the beginning of the season, who I think is in his late 20s, who has struggled with addiction. And she was sharing how she felt like decisions that she made may have impacted her son, and she was getting choked up,

it was a very serious discussion. And apparently when she asked this thing about Amelia, it was in the context of that. It wasn't like it out of nowhere. Like I'm going to put you on the spot. It was we are sharing about how we as parents, yeah, when your kids have problems with your kids, make impacts. Yeah.

Yes. So, um, so that is, I think that is important. It is important. And it's made the Silicon think that is important to say to you. It is important. And it's made that they cut it. It's shady to think that it. And it's even shadier that Rina's pretending that that never happened because it was cut. You know, she's still acting like, oh no, she said I caused her disease.

So also another thing that's important to notice in this montage is that Teddy was talking about Amelia and she said, you know, I can fully relate to Amelia adding extra pressure to herself because of who her parents are. I'm like, oh, so you know what it's like to live in the shadow of a famous parent. Wow, it'd be terrible if someone else articulated that, wouldn't it? Wouldn't it, Teddy? Well, maybe just do that without calling her pathetic at the same time. But yeah, I'm not that good. I mean, if you can't get out of the shadow, aren't you kind of pathetic anyway? Maybe just do that without calling her pathetic at the same time

Get out of shadow aren't you kind of pathetic anyway, I mean everyone get out of a shadow So then Scum's the way I'm weighing on Shadow the way I was like I something to say about affecting your children Happy birthday The best way to not affect your children negatively is just to pretend they don't exist. Am I right ladies? Happy birthday! So then we get a clip of omni-ly kind of being a monster.

Just being like, well here's what I want in my apartment. Has to be ground floor. I hate rocks. I hate rocks, okay. And then I need to be more, more, more, and going off. And then the scene where they're talking about, you know, what Garcell says and really tells her,

well, Garcell says it's my fault. Ha, ha, ha, ha, what do you think about that? And she's like, well, with all due respect, fuck off. And so we come back and Andy's like, well, what was he response to that Garcell? She's like okay She's like see me in coming America to a major motion picture That'll be coming out soon and I'm sure we'll see Amelia out of pinkberry. Yeah, great. I just love that she's like

Okay She's like I'm not gonna fight with a teenager. Yes And so then and he's like well, what was your oh? Yeah, sorry? Andy's like so is that something you've thought about Rina and she's like, well, I mean, it's not on by mine But obviously it's on our self-mind And Garza's like well, you know, it was just an observation, you know, because apparently we want to be honest in this group unless other people are being honest outside of Color vichers so you know, I was just an an observation and you know I've been friends with Rina for Very long time and I know she's a great mom so there it is now settled I said something nice about Rina, but of course it goes on and Teddy's like you know what I really I relate to Amelia

You know and you know like but the thing is though that like any of my body issues It's not because of my mom. It's just like the way I tried to exist through like the challenges that I had in my life and I think it wasn't right at the end of a light conversation in Rome. And that's why it's like important to know that it wasn't actually a light conversation. It was like a heavy thing and stops it. Why is it like why it's just so convenient for Teddy to be like, it just wasn't a right thing to bring up during a light conversation in Rome. When if it's the other way, it's like,

oh, you're not being honest, you don't wanna ever talk about anything, you don't wanna talk about anything. So here's Garsell trying to talk about something. And now you're like, oh, you shouldn't brought up at the end of a light conversation in Rome. Yeah, and also they were having a very light conversation and fun in Rome when you brought up

all of your shit against Denise. So shut up. Oh yeah, there was that too. Yeah, that's great. Well, we already feel stressed enough as parents as it is. It's like, oh, really? So now you're saying things are inappropriate as it relates to children, really?

Because that's kind of the whole fight this season. Stupid. So, and then it's like, well, it wasn't a like conversation. Come on, I wasn't being flippant about it. And Teddy's like, well, you just didn't have that conversation privately with Rina. It was in front of all of us. And to me, that's a really low blow. But which is funny because like so much of what like

Kyle and Teddy and Rina are talking about is like Have it out in the open. Be honest. We have to have this in front of all the girls. We're a family We air things out in front of everything, you know? Yeah, and now it's like why didn't you pull her side you shouldn't have had that conversation in front of all of us It's just like so much epoxy that they brought up Denise cheating on her husband in front of everybody on national TV Yes, like yeah, how about that on TV Exactly The storyline that she had already put into evidence. Thank you very much Rina was the one who brought this on camera. Not anybody else. So it was already on the show.

So what else are you supposed to talk about? That's all these serenity this year. And you and again, when you see the larger context of the conversation, you see that Garsell was not trying to have a gotcha moment with Rinna. She was like, they were trying to share and trying to understand and trying to discuss things, you know, which is what they're what they're, what they spent all of this episode saying what they're aspiring to be. Be honest, be honest. Yeah, I think this whole conversation

we've just had boils down to this. Shut up Teddy, you're not even involved in this. Why are you talking? Yeah, exactly. Then Andy's like, any response Garsell and she's like, no. No.

She's like, nope. I'm not gonna fall for this trap. I'm just gonna let's like, no. No. She's like, nope. I'm not gonna fall for this trap. I'm just gonna let these idiots keep talking. Yeah. So Andy's like, well, Sutton, you said when his dancing goes weird and she's like, I'm sorry, but it is weird. It's quirky.

Okay, it's quirky and weird. And that's okay. I'm a little weird myself. I'm just like weird and rich. It's not being rich so weird. I call up Dolce in the morning. And I'm like, Mr. Dolce, can you get me a bib because I drooled my sleep again?

And you get that for me because I'm that rich. Isn't that weird? Isn't it weird? I'll tell you it's weird. Having Dolce on the phone and then your phone going, bloop, and then you look at it and Gabana's on the other line. That's weird. That's weird. That is weird.

You know what's weird is that my phone never has a low battery. I never have that issue. That is weird. That is weird. That is weird. It's just crawling. Crawling in the background. Bye.

I can't say. Why does the magic pull up with my smoothie, bye. So then. Truthfully, Sutton. You didn't say it as a compliment. It had a negative conversation. We just said, we'd like that. Just like that,

negatively, we'd. It sounds like, well, Doreet, why don't we just make it a bigger deal? Sorry, well, Doreet, why don't we,

let's, let's just make it a bigger deal. Why don't we do that? Which I thought was such a great response. Just, even though I bungled it, she did it just right and it was wonderful. But it is weird. It is. It's weird. It's fucking weird. It's weird. It's weird. The weirdest thing I ever saw was that time I took out my gloves and did it on Instagram. It's weird, but also inspirational for Lois up in Oregon.

Oh, God, Lois, please, please see my weirdness. So, Doreet's like, well, if your daughter's told you they didn't like it, would you keep doing it? She's like, no, are you kidding me? Listen, you guys don't live in my house. I wouldn't do anything to hurt my daughters and they're fine. My daughters are fine they're great they're doing great and Annie's like well how is Amelia in that $6,000 a month apartment

it's $5,700 and it's all Amelia Grace money she makes more than all of us she makes more than all of us hold on I've got a call from Yolanda Foster. Okay, how are you, Landa? Yes, okay. Oh, yes, I did notice that there was a brick just thrown through my window. Okay, I won't never say that again. GG Heddy owns a bunch of mobs. Her's the most.

GG Heddy. Okay, GG wins. But still on this show, she's doing great, Andy. I'm like, well, that's good. So she's making enough to pay for a $6,000 a month apartment. And you know what? There's no steadier job than being a young model. I mean, totally.

And I think it's important when you are a young model because it is such a steady job, you want to lay down your foundations and what you do is you spend a lot of money on an apartment that you don't own. Yeah. Hey, listen, at least it's real estate. At least you're buying something and not just renting.

Right. Yeah. At least there's a door, man, who can open the door to the money you've spent. It's like walking, have you ever wondered what's like to walk into like Scrooge McDucks vault? That's what it's like. Just one right there. And there's something.

So then we move on to Denise. And Andy's like, to me, you look horrified when you learn that Rina taught her daughters to get blow jobs and her block. Denise is like, well, we are all different moms. And we shouldn't judge each other. So I mean, I haven't told my daughters how to do it. I just show them my bananas. And just hopefully they get the message if you know what I'm saying, you know

All they know how to do it because I'm a teenager some general All right, I'm just a general and and Erica keeps doing this thing like she's on stage in Chicago playing Yeah, she gives me a lot of comments. Hello, off day at Paul the people. Hello, you matter too. I just want to say that joke was for all the good people of Belgium sitting in the back row over there. You'll have your moment here. But first to Mr. Banky Moon, you are a sexy man with a great sense of humor. I'll give you a succumbed ticket to Chicago and it comes back. Thank you. One of their friends found that book, Andy,

because my kids don't read. I was like, how did you know about my book? You don't read? You don't need to know how to read to have a $6,000 apartment. And girls, I just can't imagine Portia reading that right now. And he's like, well, Lisa, let's all be like,

it's crazy. Yeah, it's crazy that you're talking about blow jobs to your kids. Yeah, yeah, that's funny, Kyle. You can't imagine your kids. Are you saying that like maybe there's like a boundary? You may have dropped. Oh, weird, that's crazy.

How weird, okay. So, and he's like, well, Lisa, is the DNA shoot is mean like you were competing with their Daughters like DNA shooting that's how my daughters were made in the first place so my turn to shine bitches Hold on one second Andy. I'm getting a phone call. Okay, I landed it. I got the apartment for $5800 Okay, I landed it. I got the apartment for $5,800. Just $100 more than a million. But I'm not competing at all. I got two dormant two dormant on this one Hmm, so she's like of course they wanted me to do it Andy. They wanted me to do that You know, sit there on the couch in front of all their friends and spread my legs They loved it. Amy. They love listen. I love attention. Okay. I'm used to me. We should run out

Oh god, this is such a fun segment. We're having so much fun. This is a fun reunion isn't this a fun reunion? Welcome back. Does even more fun. Hey, let's talk about Teddy, huh? So We're gonna talk about some stuff that the internet can't make fun of, and we won't make fun of it, because it has to do with small children, but I will say, in classic Teddy Ford, it has to do with one child who has a skull issue and another child who lost her finger. So, way to go, Teddy.

Good job. Another thrilling cycle. Fred, the words really are a bit. Let me tell you all, because that happened to my sister when I was a kid I slammed the door and it got my sister's finger off and they did put it on I say put it in a little tough word thing and they had to take her in there and she got her finger Put on and just the other day my sister was over here and she's like from remember my finger

You can still see a little scars that weird and then this happened. It's like full circle Exactly my life. I'm like a housewife Well, first of all by the way just so there's no confusion of course this happened. It's like full circle attack. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm alive. Well, first of all, by the way, just so there's no confusion, of course, we don't make fun of what happened to these two little, little children, of course, not. And on top of that, I hope that that surgery did go well. As much as we make fun of Teddy, I mean, listen,

that's like a, that's extremely, extremely scary situation. Well, yeah, more or so. Oh my God. And so we do hope that. I don't want to talk about it that. I don't really understand it. And I don't really like serious things. So fast forward, fast forward.

Fast forward over the children's stuff. I just thought it was doing well over there. Yeah, I just thought it like, when they show the previews for coming up, I had to pick the finger up off the floor. I was like, that is so tady. I don't know what the context was, so tady. But I'm glad everyone's okay.

I'm glad the kids are okay. Not making fun of not making fun of that. I mean, terrible that the kids have to have that pain, but I'm glad it's all over in the past. Well, we can make fun of. I did love that they showed the tady clip. They're like, tady this season, a look and tady and she's like, like a car six sometimes. It's like, oh, oh, that made it into the clip. It really did. So, tell me about the name of your kid, Duff. She's like, well, I've always loved the name, Duff, because it's my favorite bar in terms of ice cream and soap.

And, but Edwin was not a big fan until I told him there was an emoji, and that made him feel younger. So he was like, yeah, let's do it. So, Duff. Duff, she gets her own emoji. Yeah. It was between that. So, tough. Tough. She gets her own emoji. Yeah, it was between that and the pow emoji, you know? We figured, pow is probably not a great one. Let's stick with that.

I was like, really like their simple commercials with all the ladies and the blonde wigs. You know, everyone was just the same at the end of the day, Andy. I watch that commercial and I think there's lady and wigs. Who can also be customers, Andy. There you go wigs.

It's dancing with me. So Andy's like, on that note, Eric and Kyle, you guys did not have pregnancy, Brains. So what's your excuse for having Teddy at all these parties with nothing to drink and nothing to eat? And she's like, well, you know, like, Teddy never ever complained. And if she did, we weren't listening because I mean come on and steady right but she never used pregnancy as an excuse and she just sat there and ate a lot of thumbs and you know what I mean we still don't even notice because she would just eat thumbs anyway she

just loves a small round chalky bite yeah it's really funny Andy because there was one moment like on the low pillows Dariet said are you okay? And I was like I'm pregnant. I can't sit on low pillows, okay? That's a great segment daddy Yeah, then there was also a thing where they were like Like Erica was more freaked out than Teddy was about the pregnancy I'm like unseen footage and it's Erica and Teddy like taking a hike and there's like a rustle in the branches and It's Erica and Teddy like taking a hike and there's like a rustle in the branches and like Erica grabs Teddy's on like

No, you're pregnant. He can't be near rustling branch Okay, so then the next Sack man, let's see Andy. Oh Andy's like Denise you butt heads with Teddy more than ever You know is someone wants to know is a sober pregnant Teddy just as boring as Sutton thought she would be. And Denise is like, I don't fucking Teddy. I don't think she's boring. Right? She's mass-holed constantly.

Yeah, right? Keeps you on your toes. That's for sure. Yeah, that's for sure. So then we get to the Brandy Glenville bombshell segment We see this for like 15 minutes is like this montage the brandy thing and And he's like, didn't he? You said a few times that you barely know Brandy, but then Brandy showed us a years where the text messages and not one of them featured Aaron's

Dicks so my question is do you have my number and could you send something right now? Thanks. I think I was writing down everything that happened in this clip, so hold on, let me go pass it. Okay, yeah, so he's like, I thought it would be evidence or something. Also, I read on Twitter today that Brandy apparently has video footage. She wants to show everybody now. Right, great, great. To what end, here's my question, is to what end, to what end you're gonna be like, okay, so you've made these accusations, okay, so you guys hooked up, no one really cares.

You said you had text to approve it, which didn't, did not prove that. Which didn't, it was inconclusive. It was leading, it was, you know, it seemed like it tasted something but not. It was pretty, it tasted a lot and she never wanted to go out with you. Then you got mad and she told you, yeah, sorry, but not just because I'm not going out with you. It doesn't mean I don't still love you. And then now you're making that into some romantic love. Yeah, she said that she didn't hook up with you. She doesn't really know you like that. And you said you did. No one really cares, but you've decided to make it a thing

that you've now been pushing this box that you're the cheater, but no one was really calling you that. You're the one who called you that. And you're the one who also aired that in front of America. So now all America might think that. And like, so you have, you might not, so okay, so, okay,

so you and Denise maybe did. Let's say if you guys did have a fling. So now what? So now what? What have you have a sex tape? Is that what you're Denise maybe did, let's say if you guys did have a fling. So now what? So now what? And now you have a sex tape, is that what you're saying? Oh, also, so, you know, come on, give me a break with this. And also, someone tweeted at us, sorry, Twitter, Sashalma Dia really is winning this reunion

as far as I'm concerned, because we get a lot of great shit on there. So thanks to everybody who sends us this information. But someone said that Brandi on her show was talking about the Denise interview way back when it happened and said on her show, oh yeah, we made out, it was no big deal. So apparently she said that on her own show and is now this big thing where she's crying and saying, oh she made me insane.

Oh, she tried to trick me by saying that was a roll away, man. Give me a break. The a roll away, man Give me break the old roll away, but excuse I don't know. I just feel like I Just I don't know I just like sometimes you hook up with people and it just is Doesn't it maybe it's just not a good hook up and that's just what sometimes well my belief was they hooked up Like that was my original belief like they hooked up, she doesn't wanna talk about it. I don't blame her, whatever, but it probably happened, you know? But as this brandy keeps piling on more and more evidence, I'm like, oh, you didn't even hook up.

You're probably just fucking lying. I believe that they probably did just make up, you know? Make out. I can't tell because Denise is a little bit of an un... It's very much so un-reliable. You see, really? Her son, she's really un-reliable. The brandy is also.

Who's Randy? The guy from American Idol has to know from me. You've got to love his work. I never fuck that guy. No, no, no. He's into dogs, I think. No, I think. Yeah.

Randy Newman, God. You know, that guy wrote some really fucking good songs for Toy Story, and let me tell you this. Why don't you fucking never, why the fucking never fucked him I never fuck LA. He loves LA. No, Brandy Brandy. Yeah, I don't I don't know Brandy Redmond. Oh, yeah, she's great unless you wears a bolo like no one else. Yeah, I don't know a brandy So, Rinna's like Okay, so Andy's like well you said you barely know Brandi,

as you said, whatever. And to me, he says like, what, you know, what, out of every 10 messages I would respond. All right, she'd contact me while he'd be going dinner. I never did, you know. I was very nice, you know. I had no reason not to be mad. I would call it like a small farm,

a kind of surface level. It's what you say. Yeah, surface level relationship. It was like in the queen. Yeah, I was like, she's like fish oil. She's like a fish oil supplement, you know, I'm not really like, not like a Tylenol or a Clarenin level farm, but sort of like a small fringe thing

that's in the drug store, but not really influential in the drug store, if you know what I'm saying. Yeah. Why don't you just call her in Rome? You should have just called her in Rome, Denise. And Denise was like, why would she ever? Why would she ever? You know, the moment she calls Brandi in Rome,

Brandi says, oh, she called me a private way to try to cover up with the drugs, whatever. Like, you know, it would be used against her immediately. She was not gonna call her, what's ridiculous. Yes, and it also would have given our camera time. And Denise is like, because I'm up with the tracks, whatever. Like, you know who'd be used against her immediately. She was not gonna call her. What's ridiculous. Yes, and it also would've given her camera time. And Denise is like, because I'm not friends with her, why would I call her?

She's like, you keep lying, Denise. You keep lying. Oh my God, my mouth's just like, on another level this whole reunion. Lisa, Lisa, you can't keep playing this card in this game. Oh no! Oh no! Oh no no I reversed the order and I called it on you so you can't keep lying to me since she's not playing this card you know you know the truth and I'm telling you right now I'm not friends with Brandy and

really goes wow like she's so exasperated, she gives a Yoda wow. And, cause like, well, of course, you're not friends with her now. Just like I'm not friends with Michael Myers after you tried to kill me in Halloween, which I just filmed. Thank you. Okay, so then we get to another thing that got my go. And he's like, oh, well Denise, it bravo, Con. You were asked about Brandy and you called her a friend.

And then we go to the clip. And what happens in that clip is someone says, hey Denise, you're friendly with Brandy. Are you still friendly with Brandy? And she goes, yeah, I mean, she's a lot of fun. She shoots from the hip. And then they cut back and Denise she goes, yeah, I mean, she's a lot of fun. She shoots from the hip. And then they cut back into Nese's like, yeah, I meant them. I mean, I have no reason to say anything negative about her. And he polite in a public space.

Yes, and Erica goes, also what changed? What changed? Like she's Perry Mason over there. And Andy's like, well, you called her a good friend. And now you're saying she's not, no, she never called her a good friend. You just played the clip. Mm-hmm. Yeah, exactly.

They were friendly. Read the post-clip. Exactly. She said something, she was being a polite person in public because remember this, first of all, it's Denise has those nice midwestern values. And second of all, she is like, she's

been in movies for the past 20 years. She knows how to play the game, which is when you do your press junkets and Mary Hart says, so tell me, what are your real thoughts on dolphins? She's like, I want to kill them all. I need them for lunch. She's not going to say that. She's there lovely. I love them. They're nice. You know? Like, you always give like a nice answer, you're always nice and sweet because the moment you say something negative, you're dragged into a giant scandal. The moment it happens, it's just being nice.

Yeah, so Ambi's like, so you said you were good friends and she's like, look, you know what? I think you're trying to discredit this, Ambi, and that's not cool. He's like, hey, I'm just misquoting all sides here. I'm misquoting all sides, okay? Seriously, and then Eric is like, except the brand is sad. actually recorded on the camera and it's well documented, but not once. Yeah.

Well, where is Brandy? Where is Shlion? Because, yeah, where is Brandy? So now they're all jumping in here because they're mad that Brandy wasn't allowed to come to the reunion, which is hilarious because none of these women ever wanted Brandy at any other reunion.

Exactly. Out there acting. I mean, I would have liked Brandy to be there, to be honest. I would have liked, I would have liked to like had some grilling. I would have liked some confrontation to see some sort of like holes in her story, you know. Well, I would have liked it if they had someone to poke any holes, but you just got to niche there. True.

Who would have just been like, I don't like cookies as she eats a cookie, you know. Yeah. Garsell might have, but Garsell's to, I have to delete what, a delete, what know? Yeah, Garsell might have a Garsel's thing. I think Doreet would have done something. Brandy, how can you say that you guys are friends when you haven't even given her a cordless phone with limited battery life? No battery, bad, no battery.

So Denise is like, Lisa, oh, oh, oh, Rinna's like, hold on,, oh, Rinna's like Hold on this is Rinna's like hold on this is bullshit. Why isn't Brandi here to do this with you? You should be doing this with Brandi and she's like Lisa Why would this be about me and Brandi's not even part of the show Love the fuck This is crazy am I right am I right over there? Missouly us all that Oh, but fans fans So Teddy's like well is the same reason she's not gonna tell me she doesn't like me because she runs from the truth

I'm so oh, yes, Teddy. It's all about someone not liking you and Chris I'm just sure he told you she doesn't like you and Teddy's like behind my back Well, that's how most people act Yeah, have your manners any of your scenes Teddy yeah and and Teddy's like, behind my back. Well, that's how most people act. Yeah, I have your manners. Any of your scenes, Teddy? Yeah. And Eric was like, well, Brandon needs to be here.

And Denise says, I'm not going to get any satisfaction of coming on here. Oh, so you stopped on some coming? Am I right on it? Am I right, Malcolm? No, you're right. I would like to add that the conversation of Bravo was that after she said I licked her clip there really wasn't anywhere to go so we've kind of heard enough what more can

we really add I'm like what are you talking about Andy like you are the king of like oh her clip well was like what it smells like was it big huh did any updates to it okay cool put your hand in this box and tell me what you find. Oh, yeah. He's like, Oh, it was just too dirty for bravo. I was like, you guys just talked about rena teaching your kids how to have blow jobs. Like, yeah, and Andy, you're literally having brandy on your show. Is it this week? Like, he doesn't say there's nothing more. It was supposed to be, it was supposed to be a one-on-one sit down, supposedly,

because they didn't let her on, but they promised her that she was supposed to be a one-on-one sit down supposedly because they didn't let her on but they promised her that she was gonna have a one-on-one interview to blah blah blah and it turned into like a she has to go on there with somebody else I don't remember who it's a comedian but I love it she's she's you know I love it so Denise is like well you know what you guys don't know all the stuff she's sent me It's inappropriate and it's harassment. So apparently Brandy is texting her all this Of course terrible stuff Yeah, and we're it's like well, I wouldn't want Brandy here either She doesn't even want to be in this in a room with someone she doesn't need to be in a room with someone who's attacking

Your nonstop someone who's attacking her and not even promoting Beverly Beach and their new jaggings, I don't think so. Oh really, then you shouldn't have done it, then you shouldn't have done it. Like she's like venom spitting and Denise says like, don what? Noggin logic. Like, don what? And it's like, whatever you did with Brandy. Like, oh, okay, Lisa. Like, I love that Denise said, don what?

Because when you boil it down, they're like, oh, you semi hooked up with Brandy? Who cares, why are you so angry? Why are they so invested in it? Because theoretically, the whole fight is supposed to be that Denise said shady shit about them and then she also did this stuff. So if she's lying about the hook up,

then she's lying about saying that she's dead. When she says what is it? And she's like, whatever you did with Brandy, that either had a sexual stuff. Yeah. And Denise, it would have been great if Denise had said, you know what, I didn't hook up with Brandy, but even if I did, why do you guys care so much? Why do you guys care? And don't say it's about being honest because that's bullshit. This is a witch hunt. Yeah. Okay. And I know because I start in the sci-fi original movie, a witch hunt on Mars, okay? And Denise is like, come on. And Theresa, I got the problem here, Denise. And I believe you, the problem is the battery load. Sorry, it's in my head still it's the battery get my love by bye love bye

it says his little beat such as when you say brandy brandy is slipped with someone in this room but you won't say who do you want to say it now and Kyle's like well I'm happy to pick up the phone and say and ask Randy if I'm the one who slapped with her and like of course Kyle's gonna try and have a phone segment now with Brandy. What a what a what a what a Kyle Richards. Yes.

Um, uh, so Andy's like, well, um, she said she's like, she said she slept with you. So why not just say it, uh, I guess that's what Andy was saying. Andy's like, why don't you just say who it is? And Denise is like, well, the truth be told, and it wasn't just one person in this group. There's one in this group, and then there's one outside of the group, who she's probably talking about Carlton, because she hooked up, but she did something, she made out with Carlton or something happened

with Carlton. I forgot. She's pretty Carlton. Yeah, she said something they hooked up on her. She's rich. Yeah, so I think that it was something, I guess that she's the one from the other group. I don't know who the one is. Carlton is like still curled up in a corner because she probably

finally watched the wicker man. I did not know there'd be so many bees. The bees. And what didn't she say she made out with Camille too or something? I remember. I literally have no idea, but much more innocent times where this wasn't made into a storyline for the entire season Yeah, so Carl's like yeah, I'll call her and then they start blah blah blah and Denise is like, you know what she she was saying a lot of people and Carl's like well bring it on We're ready and they're all like say it say it. She's like no, I won't and Carl said because it didn't happen. That's why Yeah, and so and Carl's like, no, I won't. And Carl said, because it didn't happen, that's why. Yeah, and Carl's like, you know, like you can't have a friendship with someone

if there's not honesty, which is now, she's the honesty thing, it's like I want to shake her. I'm like, do you think that your friendship with Chris Kardashian is based on honesty? No, it's that, well, I mean, they've been friends for a long time, but I guarantee it's not honesty. It's like mutual, you know, like seeking out of wealthy wealth in any corner. And I'm only saying this, by the way, as a very awkward wedge to mention that one of the

other things that's going on with this show right now, and I decide that now is the time that I want to talk about it, is that, since keeping up the Kardashians is ending, that Chris Kardashian will be brought on to Real House House of Beverly Hills, which I think is not going to happen because I think she's too expensive. I don't think Bravo can afford to have a Chris Kardashian on this show.

And I think that, I also think it would be terrible. I think it would be an awful, awful show with her, not because it's like a, oh, Kardashians, but I think that they would just kiss her ass. And it would just be like, it would be a disaster if Chris Kardashian came on. But I think that Andy Wonskirt, because she has her own little production

turning over there, like she'll turn out her own shit. I think she would look down on being, not ensemble. Yeah, I think she would look down on being, in a ensemble show like that. Yeah, but Andy did say, because Chloe Kardashian, I think she would look down on being in a ensemble show like that. Yeah, but Andy did say, because Chloe Kardashian, I think, posted the statement being like, Sarah and I were leaving.

And Andy wrote a comment. We were telling him painting and we were running money, letting us share our lives. We were running, we were running, we were running. It's time for us to move on to our next jam. And Andy wrote a comment being like, oh, let me host the reunion for that. Let me host the Reno. I was like, oh, God, Andy, please just go through an agent. Don't beg on Instagram.

That's for us to do. Okay, that's for us to do. Yeah, you're too big to be using our tactics. Yeah. Anyway, that was my. So Denise is, yeah, to huge thing. I saw someone, someone posted that Kardashian thing like the Kardashians is finally over and someone wrote, the earth is healing.

2020 brings one good thing. So Denise is like, well, all right, because Andy says, did you talk shit about these women with Brandy? Is that part true? And she's like, well, Brandy called me after doing Teddy's podcast, all right. And I said, here's what I told her.

I said, I think Teddy's a shitster, which I said to her face a shit starter, okay, which is even better than a shitster, a shitster, a shit starter. It's like, yeah, it should have been the sequel to fire starter. All right, shit starter. Yeah, shit. And I said that to her face. And I did not say Erica was a cold bitch. I said, Erica was condescending to me, which she was, by the way, if anybody wants to roll that clip of Denise trying to apologize at the shoe of

her and also cold, and she was also cold too. But go on. And she actually said to me, why did your friend turn on you and meaning Lisa Rina? And I said, she didn't turn on me. And that's it. That's all I've said said And so what she said out of this is whatever she said. Yeah, it's bullshit Antetti is like I asked you Denise at Kyle's party Which was attended by Chris Kardashian future cast member Do you have anything to say to me and you said no? Okay, but then in your confessionals, you said, yeah, well, what I said was worse than that.

So either you own up or you just continue to lie. I'm like, Teddy, just because someone has like, you can, like, you can talk shit about someone because you just don't like them. It doesn't mean you have to like have like a confession of everything you've said about someone. Like when you said you have anything to say about me? It's like, are there any like lingering issues? Like not liking someone as a holistic level is not an issue.

I'm not, I wouldn't say, oh yeah, I don't really like you. Like you just gonna say that. Like it's just an unrealistic thing, right? She had already said it to your face, Teddy. She had already said what you needed to say to your face. So shut up. So where do we go from here? Where do we go from here? Oh, yeah, that's the clip. Okay, so Teddy's like, yeah, you know, you just need to own up to them and Denise goes likewise

Likewise, she's like say that but everything I've said I've said to your face and she's like wise Likewise, that's what I say when mr. Bear shows up at the door or any tries to catch me as net And I say likewise and I close the door So Andy's like well, what's the worst thing you said about Teddy? It's like she's like she's the shit starter Andy. That's the worst until Rome all right now I can say I don't like her. I don't like her. There I said yeah, I don't like her You actually said worst things then what brand you repeated and just hold according to who brandy I like you

You literally said it on the clip make sure you the clip Denise Wow, you guys are vicious you guys are vicious Denise you didn't say it yeah, I'm really like I feel like the cover up is worse than the crime Oh Of course referring to the cover up on your acting. It's terrible terrible So silly make up my god, okay Well that brings us to the end of part two of real house. Well, I was a bit of a hill for a you know So this has been two episodes where they've gone after Denise.

What are they going to do for part three? What is that? Maybe they'll go after Teddy. No, look after Denise. There's nothing left to talk about. There's nothing else. Good. What is there left to talk about?

I mean, they've already talked about Brandy and, oh, I guess they'll go after Aaron. This is the, now this will be the Aaron. Oh, yeah, you're a husband. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, because in the preview, she's like, well, if you don't want my husband to answer you things, maybe I shouldn't ask him questions. I agree. Yeah.

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