Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Int-Erika-gation

Episode Date: October 21, 2021

Part II of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion marched on this week, and most of it focused on Andy asking Erika questions about her divorce from Tom. Why did she stay with him? Did she know about his liabilities? Is Dorit longwinded? That kind of stuff.Be sure to watch our recap (and Bueller!) with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/57664173Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I know what you make. I know what you make. Hi, Ben. How are you? Oh, wow, wow, wow. I am awesome. We're having such a fun week because we got the Beverly Hills reunion today that we're gonna be discussing and then we also have lots of fun things to discuss as well outside of that but first and foremost in case you somehow missed our big announcement

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Cheers. Yeah, very good. Very nice. Nice to be done. All of a sudden, cut up on some texting. Good. Two, three other things, but these are very fast. One, this is crapens on demand. So go to patreon.com slash watch for crapens.. If you sign up at the Crappens on Demand level, you can watch us do this podcast and you can see Bueller right behind Ronnie right now. You don't have to just listen to it. Okay.

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this festivist. Well, by the end of this, we will be. A lot of news came out. Dave Quinn's book came out. It's called Not All Diamonds in Rose by now. Dave Quinn from People Magazine. Go by it. A lot of dirt in there. People are posting one of the things, the big thing is that the producers, a couple of the producers, Chris Column, who, well, we'll get to that. Chris Column, and I forget the other one's name, damn it. Anyway, they said, Marsha Gayardin said that Vanderpump was the one who sold the story to whoever leaked the story about Lucy, Lucy, Apple juice to the tabloids. And so everybody's like, new it, I knew it. Okay, here's my question, where's your fucking receipts?

Okay, you need to have some receipts. You can't just say we knew, what do you have a tap on her phone? Did she call them right in front of you? Don't believe you, sir. You are Kyle Richards, but buddy. And we all know it. You're also the one who brought Randy Glantville on last year To do all that shit with Denise and then yelled at Denise in those

unaird footage never before seen things so I don't know that I trust you Queen. Okay. I think you're a meddling Shady little Queen. I don't trust you sir. I do not believe it unreliable narrator. That's what you're saying right there I do not believe it. Unreliable narrator, that's what you're saying right there. On the live. Yes, who would I fuck with believe a producer of Beverly Hills about anything? Until you have recordings or some kind of phone record or whatever, I do not believe you. Even though you know the truth is that she did leak those.

She probably does. I do believe. I do. Could you really believe it? But I do not believe you. I still stand for Vanderpump over you, Chris Collin. Oh crap. We support her leaking it. I mean, is it really the worst thing in the world

to have leaked that the Doreet was the one who dropped off the dog? Okay, it's like that crime is worse than the Vater Online, but look at me getting sucked back into years ago. Well, it just sucks you right back in because it's not even about that storyline, but the thing that I think made everyone so mad at that time was it was this group of girls getting together

and decide like it doesn't matter if it Teddy admitted to lying about being told to bring this shit up on camera. She admitted it. She admitted it at the reunion that Lisa Vanderpump never told told to bring this shit up on camera. She admitted it. She admitted it at the reunion. At least a van der Pupp never told her to bring it up. It does none of this matters. It only matters, you know, because they all have each other to like twist the story.

Yeah, put it out how they want to. And that's still kind of the problem with what's going on right now. Yes. When you've got all these people like we're just going to let Erica get it. It's the same people. It's the same damn click of people doing it. And of course, they're all posting gleefully, you know, Rinn is on her Instagram posting like the truth always comes out. And it's like, it is retrykering. I'm retrykered about a dog storyline, okay?

And meanwhile, Erica gets on this episode and lies like a dog. Actually, I mean, I don't know if it's lies's Liza, but there are definitely holes in her story. Holes that were dug up like a dog in a backyard looking for a bone. Just trying to continue the dog and algae a little bit there. But here is Erica. So many holes in her story. So many logical things. And Andy did a decent job of asking questions.

But there are other questions that I wish he had pressed harder on. But when it comes to Erica, nope. I think they did a decent job of asking questions, but there were other questions that I wish she kind of had pressed harder on. And when it comes to Erica, nope, like we'll just take everything surface value. She's gonna say something that is very suspicious, it's very sus, and it's like, yep, we'll just support, we'll just blindly support that, you know? First of all, she's just writing.

So let's jump into it. Show me. Erica, why did you not leave Tom sooner if he was cheating on you? Why, Erica? Why? And she says, well, the cheating is a part of it, but there's so much more there. I said to Tom, if you are in love with someone else, the boss man. The boss man.

And she's doing like the full hands and pauses. She's like the cheating was part of That was so much more so much Okay, Erica Okay, you've been so what is cool. Yeah, what did he say when you said it of course him? Nothing and nothing she does her spitting face like nothing. Yeah, but it's like I want to Andy to say, well, why didn't you say I want a divorce? Like I don't understand why she puts the ball into his into his core. She used the one who wants the divorce, but then she asked him to divorce her.

And then she doesn't he doesn't he doesn't he but then she asks him to divorce her, and he doesn't, he doesn't, he says, I'm not gonna divorce you. Like, if you wanna leave, you should leave. I mean, maybe I'm looking at this too simplisticly, but maybe my head is just, it's just clouded by all the smog and LA that they chose to put on the show. But did you notice by the way,

that when they're like, what back in LA and they showed the smogiest ass photo or footage of LA, just like one big gray cloud, it was the filter that they put on Van der Pum's face and Van der Pum rules. It's not the filter off the cameras yet. So, and they use it on this show too for the ladies too. So, Andy's like, well, how long do you think

he was unfaithful? She's like, yes, yes. And he goes, well, but were you faithful? And she's like, oh. I mean, Erica is the worst. She always looks like she's adding up stuff in her head. She's like, oh, whoa, oh. There was a carry the one divided by the X into pi.

Well, yeah, after I left him and filed for divorce, I did. Just wait a minute. But I was a splire. I know. Literally, it was very blatant and everything. So, hey, this season, Erica shocked everyone when she filed for divorce from Tom. But when she confided in her friends,

Erica's seemingly perfect marriage was more of a pretty mess watch so then we see like so then we get the like oh I'm so in love with Tom everything you know I just love that beat people believe who they are every day is Valentine's Day with Tom he said we'll always have Paris baby. Tom has the tightest nut skin this tight, the side of a pistachio factory baby. I love him. And then it gets to ladies. I truly consider you my close friends. And this is why I'm reaching out to tell you that I bought the boss the Spawn and Oh, the cheating was going on for years and years and yes. Oh my god. He's terrible. It also got dementia.

He's sudden onset dementia. So he's like, so watching that all back again. Nothing real. And Rina is doing the big like, she's doing a lot of like, that was tough to watch, exhaling. You know, like a lot of like that was tough to watch exhaling, you know like a lot of blowing The ceiling I'm gonna start the ceiling cuz it's better to start the ceiling things are better up there Oh god, I wish I were up at the ceiling right now. Oh Have that huge knob that she does Big nod

Big nod Yeah, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, So does all Erica pretty much until the last 15 minutes. So this is the episode we get to see what everybody is like crowd work is. You know, like if they were in if they were in extras in a film, it's like their crowd work. Um, certain I think does really good crowd work. She's just like, sleepy and like not believe in really, but also not disbelieving.

But they keep cutting to her to get reactions, because she's pretty good. Like she could be in Oklahoma at the fair, you know, talking about like, well, I haven't seen that girl in church lately. Is everyone knows she's okay? Or she could be like in a Bruce Willis action film where things are blowing up behind her and she's like, what's that explosion right behind me? Like she's, she's good.

She's a good extra. She has a good like Bonnie, Bidia, energy, you know? And then I also, but Kyle though Kyle Kyle, though, Kyle keeps alternating between her shock face. Oh my god. And also her little smirk, which is like, she doesn't know when to use them properly. So when it's clearly a moment of sympathy, they cut to her and she's like, oh, no, you're doing it the wrong time, Kyle. Yeah.

Oh, so let's see. So how do you feel? She's like, it's okay. It's okay. I mean, say, Sally, you've been on the show six years. You painted a very rosy picture. Viewers don't understand that. Bet 3000 says Erica's liar.

Tom from Titsiella Bama says, how is he the best man ever? And then suddenly she's backing up a moving truck to without. Yeah, and Erica's like, well, you know, all marriages are complex and people are complex because now she's articulating aggressively. And they have all good times and they're bad times. And you're talking about two decades of a marriage. And no one's marriage is perfect. Some people have issues communicating. Other people have husbands who defraud millions of dollars from people, no marriage is perfect.

And if there's good times, there's bad times. There's rainy days and there's sunny days. There's these panzer beans and there are canes of corn. There's corn days and there's sunny days. There's pans of beans and there are cans of corn. There's corn tortillas and there are fly-out tortillas. There are dollars and there are Franks. I want to try one, I want to try one. Some people are salt. And some people are potatoes.

Oh god, I messed it up. I messed it up. Some people are birds and some people are stories. Actually, those are both birds. You got me on that one, Andy Cohen. Got me. That was a good one. I didn't interview right here.

I never said the same. I never said that. So Andy is like, so yeah, so he says, so did you go far to protect him on this show? I highlighted the best of him. I'm like, so you protected him. Why are you? Why are you just like, like, just say it?

I have a lot in the mess. I mean, why don't we let the cameras ever get Kyle's hands on film? We know there were problems, but why still over it? Am I right? And then Andy says, well, why didn't you leave Tom Souter? And so she goes, well, was that going? And he goes, well, where weren't you going? You're on a TV show. You have a career.

I hate that response, man. Well, was that going? Well, obviously you went to Hancock Park, you know, so you could find some place to go. So like this whole like, well, where was I going thing? I don't know. that did not work for me Look Andy I have one mean bastard in the house, but outside the house there's billions of bastards and most of the poor Am I supposed to be among poor bastards Andy the poor?

Andy I don't even know what a bank is Never heard such a thing. All right, and she goes I was not in control of my finances I walked out with two credit cards and they get cut am I gonna call you am I gonna call you who am I gonna call ghost busters um it's like well but I know he's like I know what you make on the show it's not bad she's I didn't ever buy check to my house but I guess I what I just don't understand is again, like you did ultimately leave. So you weren't able to figure out a way to leave.

Also, it's not like you don't have any super wealthy friends who have like guest rooms and places for you to crash while you get your shit together and sort everything out, right? I don't know that she does. Kyle, you'll want to have me see any evidence that the Erica has friends? I don't think that those are real friends. I mean, she works with Kyle, but I don't think she hangs out with Kyle.

You don't have to be friends, okay? Because she gets a free bed and Kyle gets to say that Erica is on her bed and then she gets to milk it for all the gossip and be the center of all the information. So it's not about friendship, Ron. It's about a mutually beneficial relationship. Yeah, well, that's true. So he's like, I know what you make. And she says, I never kept a paycheck.

They all went to Tom, every single paycheck. And he's like, so would you say you stayed with him for money and security? She goes, I stayed for access. He's like, so did you feel you were being capped it? I mean, access to the money, right? So he's like, I love that show so many great headlines.

He had a really good in access album that I should love to listen to. I love her. Yeah, so yeah, she, and he's like, so did you feel held captive and she goes, listen, I was 27 when I went in, which is kind of funny to say, like your marriage, like you went in as if you were serving time. She goes, yeah. I think it was 60.

The power balance was way out of whack and I trusted this man and all my finances were kept down and the firm and everything was kept down there. The part of the story is this I have terrible judgment I have terrible terrible judgment like when are people gonna realize this about Erica? Yeah, I was just some baby 27 years old the man we knew how to talk candy I barely knew how to talk. I'm still much not bananas The eating my teeth and coming yeah

So it's like so you did stay for the money. She goes, hold on, hold on Andy. You're characterizing it for the money, yeah. And I'll tell you I could not leave because I had no access to the money. So you stay for the money. I mean your name is on all of these documents at the bank. There are things you couldn't take a paycheck to the bank with your driver's license and cash it.

How are you talking about? We're supposed to believe that Erica is just so dumb that she doesn't know how to get a bank account or cash a check. Yeah, apparently. That's it. You know what's like that song by Nelly? Must be the access. Hey So Kyle's like regardless of how much money there is I mean there's very many women

I mean they don't leave because they don't feel like they have the access. Yes, but this is Erica We're talking about America Right, so then all the you know all that little click Doreoreen, Rinna, and who else is in that right now? I guess it's just those four. They're all jumping in and they're all like, they're all like, they're all like, they're all like, they're all like, they're all like, they're all like, they're all like, they're all like, they're all like, they're all like, they're all like, they're all like, they're like, they're all like, they're all like, they're all like, they're all like, they're

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like, they're all like, they're all like, they're all like, they're all like, they're like, they're all like, they're all like, they're all like, they're all like, they're all like, they're all like, they're all like, they're all like, they're like, they're all just yelling access and so and so there's yeah, that's to myself. Sorry. I was like who said that? To myself. Oh my god, they're up. That's a real asshole right there. Who's me? So Eric is like, well, it doesn't matter how much is on the positive if you can't access it. What what are you gonna do? Negas, so you but you weren't you entitled to half of everything? She was well, I was certainly entitled to half of everything she was well I was certainly entitled the half of the death It's like way to evade way to evade. Okay, so then Andy's like so he's having multiple affairs and you're saying I stayed in it You have an old-fashioned relationship. I didn't have acts anything and I'm saying to you if you had left

Wouldn't you been legally entitled to half of what was there as guess yes But I yes, but I'm on half-road a lot of building and half the assets. And he's like, but you said you didn't know that there was live building at that time. And he is good. That was a good moment for Andy. I thought, right. And then she goes, she's like, well, but that's that's a big part of these lawsuits. And I said, yes, Andy. Like she keeps getting bitchy with him, but she doesn't know why.

And that also is not an answer. But this is a big part of those lawsuits. It's like, no, you're saying that, like nothing is adding up here and no one is coming for her about this as they would have for literally anyone else. Right. Come on, shoes.

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It's snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon. Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. So he's like so the big question here is did you know that there was liability

when you left him? Did you know that that ship was sinking and you were about to be a violin player on the Titanic and she's like I felt like hey was sinking not necessarily the Titanic. And she's like, I felt like he was thinking not necessarily the ship. There was no talking to this person. Shut up. I was shut out the anger. The personality changes. And you can see now the man is in a home, everybody. We've seen the pictures of him with that black eye. We've seen how this shevelled and how horrible he looks. God, this just makes me worse, right? Because when those pictures of Tom came out with the black guy, everyone was like, Oh,

God, this is obviously them trying to show Tom looking like a mess and getting on camera to look like some, he's been abused and he's wearing clothes that don't fit and they said they put him in a mental home or some kind of facility, but no one ever saw him. They couldn't prove that he was in this facility. So that's what was going on when they're shooting this. And he's like, and you can say, look, I'm just looking at him. So none of that's an answer. Making yourself look better.

And that's none of that's an answer about the liability question. So then she says, she's like, you know, your people, lawyers get sued all the time. But like when Erica Gerardi wound up on lawsuits That's when my ears were pricked, okay? Remember it was I was I believe it was a Denise's first reunion when you brought it up back then and we got that flashback of him saying like you know He brings up that there's this lawsuit and she goes how about this was that all the day apologized?

So she is saying okay, so there's there's two lawsuit and she goes, how about this? Was that all that they apologized? So she is saying, okay, so there's two options here. Either she didn't know that there was trouble and therefore it's like why, so then you would think that you would not only think that you were entitled to half, so why don't you leave you would have gotten half? Or she knew there was trouble on the horizon. So that point, why are you still holding sending your checks over, Why are you playing this like, oh, I didn't know.

You know, and especially because ultimately you did leave, like you ultimately did leave. So you did like all this thing of like, where was I going to go? What was I going to do? Well, you've answered where you would go and you've answered what you would do because you've just done it. You know what I'm saying? And again, I'm maybe like taking an overly simplistic view of this because relationships and the psychology behind them are very complicated. But this is the stuff that goes through my thoughts. And now we've said it. And now we've said it.

So then we see that, yeah, we see the clip. Okay. So then Erica's like, well, you know, Andy, at that law firm, there's a wall of people around this man, a wall of lawyers. I couldn't get to him. I would throw a donut of people around this man. Oh wall of lawyers. I couldn't get to him I would throw a donut over one lawyer He'd go to catch it but then another lawyer would pop right up in his place in the wall I tried using big sticks I made from trees and I tried to stab the lawyer

But when he fell another one would pop up I couldn't get it then a dragon flew over my head I knew I was really fuck. All right, that's just just game You're just okay. Yeah, I know what happens that wall It's a balancing for the aim of gross Winter is coming Winter is here bitch So um, where was I gonna go? Winter fell so So then she's like and you said well did peep did you call anyone at the firm and say, Hey, am I on the hook for this? It's because I called lawyers that I knew and he's like, what money, what money were you paying these lawyers with?

Because you didn't have any, you had access to nothing. So, well, I'm not at limited to say what I said at the time when I got legal counsel, what I said, I didn't say and Tiago and Range Rover, but that being said, I can't say and no further questions you're on. Thank you. All right, well thanks for answering. Let's go back to viewers racking on you. Oli from Odessa says, God I hate Heathcliff and it's been 10 months

since you filed for divorce and there's no money to fight over. Why not just finalize the divorce? Competency here on. All right, okay. And your conservatorship is the reason why the divorce is delayed. Yes. And why did you lie to Garsell about Tom not not cheating on you? And she's like, because of who it was. What does that mean? I think like it. I like because it was Garsell. She was talking about herself. She wasn't going to be she mean because it was Garsell? She was talking about Garsell.

She wasn't going to be honest with Garsell because Garsell is not trustworthy, I think. Or was she talking about, like, because he was sleeping with it, she's accusing him of having slept with the judge or something? Oh, maybe it's, it could have been because of that. And she goes, but another little nugget,

there were others. And he's like, well, how many marriage, how many mistress is she goes, I know of three. I found one on the day that I left. I went through his phone and she sent a picture of a tits and he has a phone, you know what I'm saying? And I responded, hey, nice, tits, stupid bitch. But I couldn't, I couldn't figure out about a space, simple space. So then I was just like,

one big run on sand, it's, oh, look at me. I've got so much personal. How did she like leans back and cles, and throws her arm out and looks around? I'm like, what the hell? This lady is crazy. I think this lady's just had a little, you know, scotchy scotch for breakfast or something. Yeah, so she's like, that's the truth. You wanted it, I'm sorry.

I can't believe it. I'm like, oh, because you have to type in the letters, remember flip phones, remember flip phones, everyone. You have to type in the letters, guys. I can be in the scene too if you want. I can be in it too. Flip phones came out around the same time Kyle's hairstyle did. From this reading.

So, Wyatt from Springdale, Arkansas says, Kyle, what rumors did you hear about Thompson Fares and why wouldn't you tell Erica earlier? And Erica goes, go ahead, babe, go ahead. She goes, well, there were little hints that things weren't so great and I could tell she wasn't happy and she made little jokes here and there and then of course she got arrested for shoplifting and target. Are we talking about Erica? Are we talking about Kim?

I forget which one. And so, like, Andy, there's just so many rumors out there and dreams like so many rumors And then one was about PK screwing people out of half a billion dollars That actually happened to read did it He said it on this show where where where PK started the rumor the coal is coming from inside the house right girl He can't start the rumor. The call is coming from inside the house right girl. Hey, some scarlet from Las Vegas says, Ericka, were you drunk when you posted about Tom's missus? No, I was angry. I was angry. I'll tell you why. Everyone was saying that Ericka has this money, the divorce is a sham, and I was like, mother fuck, I know it's not.

And as a matter of fact, this is what's going on. So what she's talking about on this flip phone, where these, she posted all these things and said, this is the judge justice, Trisha A big love that Tom's been fucking. And she posted all these screenshots of a flip phone. And then some eagle eyed internet people were like, these are from like years ago, like, there's a date or something. And this isn't even recent.

So I'd linked up an article about it. And the article said, because Erica essentially docs just as big a little by putting her phone number out to the public, she may face legal ramifications for this blah, blah, blah. This is from her, then they talked to her lawyer, Alan Jackson. And he was telling the LA Times, we're considering our options, oh no, guys, I'm stuttering because I'm all over the place.

Sorry, I'm getting it together. We're considering our options to protect Justice Bigelow from further harassment. Her lawyer, Alan Jackson, told the LA Times. Her lawyer did confirm that she had a long friendship with and had dated Tom Gerardi at some point, but that this happened long before she began a relationship with her husband four years ago. She was personal friends with Tom Gerardi for many years before her marriage, the statement said, at one brief point, that friendship grew into a dating relationship,

that relationship ended before she met her husband. So, Erica's taking this old ass affair and using it because she needed something. She's on the show saying, Tom and I, I'm not covering for Tom, and we're not divorcing so I could protect his assets or whatever, we're divorcing because of this affair. And these are the pictures I'm using to prove it, but those are old-ass pictures that if those pictures are hers,

she would have known how old those pictures are, right? So just more shady shit from Erica. Then Dina from Nebraska, Wisconsin says, please explain why there were legacy panties in your husband's desk drawer, the sale of the law firm sale, whatever it's just cannot tell you something. That was the first time I saw them too. And they were definitely not mine. And who knows who he bought them for. It was clearly a Valentine's Day set up because it was dated January, February, just dated January and was February the 14th. I don't understand that was was a Valentine's Day set up. She said it was dating.

She yeah, she's saying it was the date that the receipt he bought it in January and Valentine's Day is February. Yeah, the same way. So give it to him. So right. She obviously bought a sexy gift for somebody, but they're not hers. Well, how did it maybe it was for you? It's called surprise.

They were still in the desk with the receipt, right? So. Okay. So Andy's like, well, if you were cut from your finances, then how did you rent a house and buy a car before moving out in the middle of the night? She's like, oh, two minus eight. I think I'd hate negative. Look at the ceiling.

I'm going to look at the ceiling also to show how difficult it's questions for Erica. Yeah, we're not like Joker. We're going to have like her Joker smile going. This is just how it works, Andy. Yeah, this is exactly how it works. She. Yeah, this is exactly how it works. She's like, well, I'm not able to answer that, but it was legal and I did nothing wrong, but it was legal.

So then it gets to just sunspace when, hmm, I'm gonna go to law school and I'm gonna put this in my brain and bring it up at the interviews. So what about the photos of you wearing a Cartier ring going on a private jet? Are you clueless or insensitive? And she's like, no, I was invited on a trip and I went, not at your expense, not at my expense, what's money? I don't even know what it looks like. What is it? This ring just fell on my finger from the sky. I mean, it was perfect the way it landed right there, but it wasn't mine. I didn't pay for it. And I'm not going to sell it either because I want people to remember that I can't answer

anymore of this question because it's legal and whatnot. So Milley from Appleton, Wisconsin says, an Erika's astrology party. Tom wasn't missing a beat. And now he's suddenly in decline. How could that be? And so Erika's like, um, hmm, God, I kind of have to poop. Poop rhymes with loop. Loop is, oh, hey, he was on a loop.

Hey, you saying the same story is over and over again, and he's a master, persuader, master, performer, and he could, he could not have told anyone what their names were. I'm like, well, also he may have just been deeply uninterested in anyone I was there. Yeah. Um, so she's like, he wouldn't remember one of you, but he couldn't entertain. I mean, Kyle, Kyle, say what your friend said, Kyle. Kyle goes, Jen, she was, yes, you see. She remembers her name. She doesn't have dementia. Like, Tom, those tell your story, Kyle. And Kyle's like, well,

my friend's Jen's mom has dementia and she said I see similarities in Tom and my mom and Andy's like dementia he means he goes no no her mom was in a John Wayne movie also and she also fell off the roof actually I'm not telling you the end of the story here and Eric will yeah bitch yeah blue yeah the mansion for the, I don't think I don't think Not remembering people's names is a sign of dimension necessarily. I mean, I can't tell you how many times I've like just been like fine. I don't know who these people are, but I'm just gonna just tell my stupid story Just cuz I just to get out of this awkward situation of having to talk with them

just because I just to get out of this awkward situation of having to talk with them. All right. And lawyers would repeat the same old charming story over and over. I think what your oversight of dementia might think it could be a sign of dementia, obviously, but it could also be a sign that you're marrying to someone who's in their 80s era.

Can't be a sign of someone who's bored at your astrology party, Erika. All right. So Doree is like, well, here in what she said just now, I mean, it makes so much sense because that's what he was doing. They were not current stories, and let me tell you about the time board George asked P.K. for little extra money to rent an apartment with a radiator. He insisted on a radiator.

We've heard this one Doree. Look, they're praying for you. We've heard this. You know what I love and I love an amazing story. God thought I loved that television show. So then Rina and Doreen Kyle are all going to... Dementia. Dementia sounds like Dementia to me. Dementia, am I right?

It's not the same stories. It's what Lois does. Oh God. Oh people, am I right? Aaaaah. Hey, Judy from G-Down says Oh God, oh people, am I right? Ah! Hey, Judy from G Town says if he didn't know what he was... Oh God, Biller. Look at Biller just staring at me like Biller. He has no pictures right now.

I wish I had something to pan over to, but this is all I have, a door. Come here. My Biller here is much more boring. Look at my Bueller My Bueller's just that I was just screaming so much that I turned around and saw his face and he's just like what the fuck are you doing? So hey if you didn't if he didn't know what he was doing Why would you divorce him when he's so clearly sick? I'm in his support you for 20 years and finally needed you to support then you just left him

Which is a pretty savage question that I'm glad was asked. But also, yeah, true. So she's like, that is not true. It is not fair to say that he got Alzheimer's and I split. That's a part of what was going on, even in this accident that people seemed to, you know, whatever what people think. I was the one who found him. I was the one who took him to the hospital.

I was the one that wouldn't let him go on any things. Yeah, after his eyes almost exploded out of his head from eating gluten on a test-space shuttle flight, he fell out of, right as it left the hemisphere. I was the one who picked up his kneecap off the ground after a bus full of children ran him over and drilled it back into his leg. He was only a press on them and a block of Swiss Jesus.

I am a ramby. It was, ah, it was, ah, who was able to keep that bus above 50 miles per hour. It was, ah, who was able to jump across that cap, but yes, I did knock over some cans. Go, okay, I'm sorry, I knocked over some cans, but it was, ah, who pushed him onto the overnight little platform. I got him safely under police before I got off the bus and it exploded. Okay, that was me.

So wasn't she just saying, okay, so this is what she said first that he fell down the hill, the cliff and all that and that she searched for him for hours and hours and she was the one who found him unconscious outside of the car. But then she said that she, he was missing. She didn't know where he was and he called her and said, come get me. And then she said that she he was missing, she didn't know where he was, and he called her and said, come get me. And then she went to look for him. And then she said he was in some kind of a wreck and her son came over to help.

I mean, I don't know how. No, it nothing makes sense. I think it can all be summed up by what she says next when she goes, I'm not angry. I'm angry. I was like, well, there it is. All in a nutshell. What? And Andy just goes,

Oh, Crosse, no, you know what, Erica, actually, I'm happy hearing these details because we haven't heard these details. You've literally heard all of these details. What are you talking about? So, but it's just another like trying to, you know, on Erica's team.

But we're watching the show. You've heard all of that. We've heard all of this. And Erica, who pushed back at the notion that she protected him, goes, I protected that man. Okay. I reached out to many doctors and I was blowing off more than once. Okay.

And one time I was told by a physician, I don't want to get involved because I don't want Tom to sue me. Yeah. Oh, so then Andy's like, well, how could you? I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe that you can, if your husband is showing signs of dementia and Alzheimer's that like you reach out to all these doctors and they're like, oh, we don't want to be sued

by Tom Gerardi. I mean, there may be some. She's couldn't find anybody. She couldn't find anybody to have. Go to Kaiser Permanente, okay? It's on. Who is this? Who is this saint to everybody? She was just saying. I mean, there may be some she couldn't find anybody she couldn't find anybody to go to cause a permanent a okay Who is this who was this saint to everybody she was just saying Tom who is the saint? Yes helped everybody everybody owes Tom a favor and everybody loved Tom

But he couldn't get help with his dementia Okay, okay, so Andy's like how could you be hurt when Tom said he couldn't afford you Made a joke about not he couldn't afford you? Made a joke about not being able to afford you when you have a song called expensive to be me. Just, right. Listen, I don't think we should dig too much into a campy dance song. Okay. It's a campy dance song. Yes, but that campy dance song cost him millions of dollars. I know. For you. That's what I'm saying. It's like he's like she's like I'm not Bob Dylan over here

I'm like yeah, you're not but like for crying out loud at least like stand behind the investment So she's trying to do that thing again where she's just so light and having fun Rosario asked Rosario not Dawson says, Erica, you married a man who funded a very expensive performing career. A career you've always wanted and know what you know now. Would you still have married him? And it cost a client. And she just looks up again.

She's like, hmm, let me think about that. And it cost a client trying not hard to smile. She's like, she's trying so hard not to smile. She's, Kyle is loving this. Kyle wants to ask all these questions and she's just pretending to be Erica's biggest fan, but she is loving this. Well, it's also hilarious watching Erica because every single time she's asked a hard question, she tells the truth with her face and then she gives the right answer, right? And she doesn't even, like she takes a big long pause, looks up, thinks about it. Like, why are you thinking of the answer is no, Erica.

It's like when they said, hey, Erica, you know, when Garcelle asked her, Erica, did you know about this and she goes, no, she's not in your head, while she says no. You know, I'm at a place where I don't even know who I was married to, which is not an answer, right? So, do you, now you have it too?

I guess it's contagious. So, Erica goes, they are good parts and they are bad parts. Okay, Rina, you're excited? Here we go. I'll let's try this again. They are hard parts and there were soft pots. Wow. There were lognuts and there were short nuts.

In fact, the difference is between not and they. All right, everyone, let's get rid of. Let's get rid of about five minutes to cool down from that. Okay. Yes. Jesus praise the Lord Renate looks like like a crazy lady in like sear it like severe church, you know Yes, severe church. Yes. Oh, I feel you coming through me. Yes. I love what she says two opposite things. Oh God That's the best

There's light mate. There's Dalak. Oh God that's the best. There's lightning, there's dark. Oh yes. Yes. There's marble and there's mobbles. Oh, this sand and this sand paper. And we got it Erica. Well, I'm just trying to figure out what happened. And she says in the law firm, I'm the mob personal life. I'm overwhelmed and then I'm sad and then I'll be which bothered and be dengue buried and how about that I'm about that for an answer and the column and do you think that Tom do you think that Tom loved you I do I think he loved me and then things happen to him I think he loved me. And then things happened to him. I think he changed.

He's not the same little girl that we... I came into the house. Erica, are you just reciting lines from a horror movie trailer? I might be, yes. Uh... Did you love him? I did, and I think you can see it. I think that I portrayed that on the show

when I was putting him in a good bite, right? Isn't that what I portrayed? You saw it. You saw it guys. And he's like, okay, look everyone's fixated on this. Did he rip off all those people? Let's fixate on that So where do you put your feelings for that? She goes, well, I hope that's not true because that's not the bad I buried. I hope that's not true because that's not the bad I buried. I hope that's not true because that's not the bad I bear

Is there any chance that it's that it is there's it so there's a chance that it's not true But it doesn't look good, huh? Doesn't look good she goes and she's like no, and then look good How well are we still need to get to the bottom of it because only one side of the story Has been oh, oh fuck off what is the other side one side? the story has been told. Oh fuck off. What is the other side? We're sorry. One side. Fuck off. The other side.

What people, people didn't get their money. Well, I don't understand the other side of that. So, yeah. Commissions. Here comes one right now. When you read about the allegations that are being made, your name is in it.

I mean, all over the place, what do you want people to know about your, is it noteds or notions? What do you want people to know? I feel terrible. This is not who I am. I hope this is not who he is. And that concludes my emotions. So you still believe that he could be innocent? No, I said I hope. Buh, this is not happening. I hope he hasn't done what has allegedly been done by somebody

to some alleged people allegedly, but I'm trying to get the information to fight my way out of it. So, Carl's like, well, Sutton didn't even know she owned a baseball team. She calls it, like, it's just been about 25 minutes. I think we should just, you know, make Sutton feel uncomfortable here. And Sutton goes, Sutton sort of like wakes up. She has not sort of been listening. She's like, yeah, yeah, that's what Davor says, you know what I'm saying? Yes, it reveals the hidden part of our partners

Parts and unfortunately you didn't hide the mobs if only we could choose which part of our partners died Amy Cohen Right, I do it. I am one of many if I could show you My DMs of women who've reached out and said that they would have been and that they would have been in similar situations with the have been. Some lady found out she own multiple homes, okay, it happens. That's hard for people to understand, but it does happen. And why are you trying to make yourself a victim here? Like, I am one of many of people who find out that they accidentally have many more states. Oh, God, it's so hard being me. Yeah, all those ladies spending $25 million in a few years of victim's money. So, Erica's, Andy's like, yeah, but that becomes more difficult

when it's allegedly other people's money. And she's like, yeah, well that's what the trustee is sort of mad at this point. I have to worry about me. Whatever Tom did it didn't do, that's on him. But his decisions are pointed at me. His life is over, but I just turned 50. And I will not allow this to destroy me. Take me to a place I can't recover. I have to survive this. That's why I'm

faster. It's also where I release my new song called That's why I'm faster. Oh, my pusher is so wet because that's what I'm faster. Yeah Downloaded on that. I see what so wet unfortunately you forget so I have to say wait wait wait wait wait wait wait Right on my right that one's for you Tom. That's why I'm fast it. Hey, I'm faster. I'm faster So Erica's like then then she goes, oh, hold on. Give me that tissue for crying things. Thank you very much. Let me, let me cry.

What my tea is. Like, Erica, you're just hitting your jaw with the tissue. Because I am crying. This is a motion that I am feeling about being her crying. Oh gosh. So, you know, I think this whole story, if she didn't know any, I mean, that is really sad, right? Like if you didn't know any of this is going on,

that is devastating to find out your husband. Of course. Monster, like let's give her just for a moment. Of course that's devastating. But then you come on here and you're like, I'll let you believe we didn't know that he did that. I still hope he didn't. No, she's still defending him.

Yeah, that's a bunch of crap. I think, I don't believe she, I think that he was telling her like everything's under control. And I do believe that she's probably giving him the paycheck because it's like, oh yeah, I have my people and this is just the way it goes into a joint account. Like, I, like, that all actually makes sense to me, but what doesn't make sense to me is that like

There was clearly he was like shitty to her he was cheating on her and she still hung around People stay around a lot of her than they then they should in relationships and and toxic relationships But I feel like all her reasoning nothing is adding up up the way. Like there's nothing is quite right. Okay, it's not quite right. So then what these lawsuits that she brings up, like the one that was brought up on the reunion two years ago that, you know, she was named in that lawsuit. It's not like she just doesn't know. Like no one in their right mind is going to be named in a lawsuit like that and not look it up

and you Google it and all the information's right there. So she, I mean, it's just crazy to say that she didn't know anything. Yeah. So Andy's like, well, Crystal, let's talk about your housekeeper. And I was like, oh no, this is a problem with a reunion like this.

Eventually it has to go to everyone else and nothing is gonna be good after that. Yeah, it's a hard pivot. It's like, Crystal, your housekeeper Lucy made an impression. She's the ultimate fashion police. How did she feel about your reunion look? And she's like, I didn't show a tour because she probably would've said something insulting. Can we go back to the lies that Erica had just said?

No, of course not. Okay. So Doreen, some lady on Twitter asked who could afford a 35,000 The rest of this Erica does not stop trying to make it about herself and it's so hilarious She's trying to make all these little comments in the middle of everybody's segment. And then if it's not about her, she literally makes this face to the camera.

Her eyes are just open and kind of crossing, like she's about to just fall over. She's trying to do the rena thing. And I was like, no, let me show you how to do it. You can't just look out into space. You gotta look out into space and go, oh, okay, you gotta use your mouth too, okay? So then Dorita's like, which is like,

well Andy, it's a luxury brand, and that just happened to be the jewel of the collection, which is why it's called the jewel, but most dresses are of near $68,000, Andy. Yeah. So let's do a segment about how Dorita talks too much. Lighting things up, all right? So Dorita, you take a lot of crap up alright? So to read you take a lot

of crap, she's like, I do take a lot of crap and I have for yous! I think I'm an easy target Andy, it's never the ugly horses that get sent to the glue factory in my right hand. How many easy target, which is why I'm also wearing this dress? Oh is that available in target? No it's just called the target, please enjoy it on my website. Oh, is that available in Target? No, it's just called the Target. Please enjoy it on my website. Just keep on the punching bag and the keep on punching it, I can take it. I survived a flattened coat from here to Las Vegas once.

I'm not afraid of a little pain. So, um, so Ann, they show this montage. And this is like the most blatant way, this is the most blatant thing that Andy has done to be like Can I get you mad right now? He goes so and anything that we just watched did anything upset you Do you want to be mad right now? Did we make you mad yet? Well, let me just say and before I get start make a point Breathe I Was talking to read Let's start make a point, breathe. Let me finish, Castle! Let me finish!

I wasn't even talking to it. Ah, then then. I am long-winded. I'm also very intelligent and I add a lot to conversations. What's your cues up, Rowan Frif, conversation heart-jacking? I dare you to! What being a surprise is unto your seat mr. Kuhn Excuse me excuse me to rate and I bore you The way she just stares at him for what seems like a full minute poor Andy goes oh, I'm sorry I just swallowed a yawn, but you're not boring me whatsoever and whatever point you were making I'm sure was a great one. I definitely was listening to it

So Kyle, to read Garsell and even Carlton Have accused you of overtalking people. Do you ever think the problem is you and not to read And Garsell goes who's Carlton and he's just gonna imagine like a cop and pulls in and it's like a mommy rises up. I have been summoned. Kyle. I know. Don't talk over me. Kyle, you are discriminating against my religion.

Don't you ever hax on your bangs, hax? And Karga's exactly who is Carlton? And so we get a nice long clip of Carlton going, don't you dare come on to me, Kyle Richards. Don't you dare. Carlton is the gift that we never appreciated. I really want a Carlton come back so badly. And Kyle's like, well, those are completely different

situations. You can't really compare them, Andy. He's like, but you didn't interrupt to read and Crystal's conversation on the plane. Who's wrong? The Matt crystal and crystals just like falling asleep over there. She's like, ah, yeah, he's like, he's like, you're the middle of it. Who is wrong? And then Kyle just turns crystal goes, yeah, crystal. Crystal's like, whoa're in the middle of it. Who is wrong? And then Kyle just turns to Chris, and goes, yeah, Crystal. Chris was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, like you're like being very aggressive right now. Okay, she's like, I don't know.

They fight like sisters. I'm just gonna call it even. I don't really don't care. Yeah. So, Garsell says, you know, I'm gonna have to say Duret because we just talked about how to read, you know, it's long winded. So I've already gotten in trouble with Duret. I'll keep it on Dureet because we just talked about how to read, you know, it's long-winded. So I've already gotten in trouble with Dureet. I'll keep it on Dureet. Sandi's like, Dureet,

you put your foot in your mouth when you said that only brown people who worked for you. Didn't you realize how wrong it was to say that? What I meant was that. What I meant was that there are people of color on television shows that I watch and there's some of my favorite television shows. Thank you. Thank you very much. You know, I was answering a direct question from Gossel and sometimes I use words pole. Oh, there I did it again. You know, I use the word pole when Eric is right there. Sorry, Erica.

Sometimes I use words on last resort, chapter one credit, Andy. Oh, Eric, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for that. I wish I could change it. I wish I could take it back, but I don't take back the sentiment. I was raised with a lot of diversity

in the famously very diverse state of Connecticut. And that's why I have accents from all over the world because of the diversity in Connecticut. Thank you. Listen, I know how to say hello to any kind of employee all over the world. I'll tell you that, Motsundi. Andy, when I was a child, I was raised with Richard Scaries' book about a wild, world, and I was exposed to lots of lots of diversity that were cats.

There were little hamsters, there was an adorable horse that had beautiful little little overalls. Katalan so much from people. Well, someone named Karen treated. What are so asked when overdreets head? She didn't ask if you only hire brown skinned people. She asked if you knew any brown skinned people outside of the people that you hired to reach.

She was, and I'm long-winded. Peter Piper picked a pickled pepper, cheaper creeper when she get those leaps, Andy. That's what I heard. Blah, blah. He's a Garsell is the reason. Garsell is the reason Garsell is the reason of Doreet not look to you ask for something and she goes look That was a really tough conversation. It was tough for me. It was really tough for the girls

I'm sure and they're cuz I tell you make pro Listen Garsell gets to say like four things today. Could you shut the fuck up drunk lady exactly? Thank you. So then, and Kathy is like, because Kathy's actually still here. And she's like, I liked what you had to say. You explained and you taught me something I didn't know. I mean, I can't believe that something I learned from Michael Jackson might have actually been problematic. I don't know. So, you know, sharing is beautiful. Yeah. Yeah. And we see the clip of her saying, Michael said to me, Kathy, I don't see color and I said,

no, they're too weak. And so Kathy is like, yeah, you know, it's important to hear information. I think it's wonderful. Alexa, what's the weather like? 83 degrees and study. God, I wish I could hug her. You know, I've never seen her.

I can honestly say I don't see Alexa's color. Am I in trouble for that? Am I in trouble for that? I have to say, my niece just seems to know everything in the world. Kathy, that's Alexia, and she does not live inside your Alexa. Oh, see, more knowledge, more knowledge. And Garcell says, people on social media

take everything so seriously, and they were just having a conversation and dissecting things. And she loves that they can have tough conversations on the show. So Woodstock from Woodstock wants to know, was your original nose as original as a vintage Dior in your closet, Dereet? I love that pivot.

I love that pivot about like, well, you know, these were tough, difficult conversations and people are sheltered, but you know, we're learning about, you know, a new dialogues about, you know, diversity and how you can't just say, like, I'm color blind because if you don't see color, you don't see me. Great! Is your nose real?

That pivot also has a nose question. Also after saying, God, do we, you really do take a lot of crap. So, is your nose as real as a fake ass shit in your closet, Dory? Well, I want to clear this up because it really hurt my hand. More than a corn chip after a crown removal. You know, once I took out my crown and PK ate corn chips in the bed, I had scratches on the scalp when I woke up from that one.

To read, focus story. Well, I really want to make this part. I went to the nose doctor with Carl over there. All right. As they tell the story about going to this nose doctor, and then we see a clip of the French snooty ass nose doctor. Like, look at your nose, feel it. I will show you with measuring stick. Oh my god. It's so big. I need bigger stick

Ness ness bigger stick. Do you see how the tip of your nose is actually very fat fat nose This is this is what we call American nose in Paris very very fat Oh, and now the tip of your nose is reaching for some ice cream and for some chips and everyone in the bistro is leaving right now your fat fat nose now smile oh god bigger oh does he oh god oh and your and your your fat nose has a trap stop oh it is so American and she's like we'll have never had one hunter god what he just half-fived me thank you god that was amazing. See, God knows I didn't have one ever. Yeah, sometimes I would, you know, if I had one, I would say, G, I've had a nose job, but I haven't had one. Okay. So, uh, Brittany from Wilton, Connecticut says,

Garcell, do you think that the Duret Goldfish talked to the Kyle Goldfish, until the Kyle Goldfish died. What do you think? That's all I'm like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh And he did not watch that shit. Who do you think is believing for one second that you sat down and watched Beyond Salem on Pika also how much you think Rena loves that half second When people think that they're that they're referring to Beyonce instead of Beyonce alone. And she's like, Hey, Rena, you're in beyond sale. I mean, for one second, so it was like you're in a Beyonce. They're like, oh, beyond sale and video.

Never mind. Never mind. She's like, you were gonna be on save. Oh, beyond sale and video. Never mind. Never mind. She's like, well, they can talk to good parts out. They didn't leave the best part in. We were like, you have to say beast. You have to let us say beast. That was the funniest part of Amsterdam. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Watching that clip back, I have to say, for Eileen Davidson being on soap operas for like decades, I feel like she was not a very good table flipper in that scene. It was a very slow labor to table flip. I was like, I think Eileen needs to work on that. Oh yeah, she needs to work on her space work. Yeah, so Scott and Amelia, Seckman of course,

here we go, because what was Rinna's storyline this season? Her daughter dating someone that we never saw. And her husband made tomato sauce. I think we saw her daughter for two seconds. And her husband makes tomato sauce, yes. Yeah. So who killed, who called it quits? And she goes, well, you could have to, you know,

read it in the press and have no idea, did it. I'll go get it. and then she does her new laugh And She's really nailing that me laugh so Andy's like so were you glad that she broke up with them Did you push her towards that decision? She's she made it on her own? And the press reports that it was over a DM exchange this got got into And she's about it's just it was about a BM not a DM those things get a really break a relationship You know what I'm saying?

It's time to hear landy. It's time to hear wait hold on Andy And then she talks about how she put up a photo of Harry Styles because she really wants Amelia to get with Harry Styles. And you know, some people fault Rina for just trying to copy Yolanda. Yolanda has two daughters that became superstar models and then Rina tried to have superstar models. I have to say I admire the hustle. Okay, this is what Rina is known for because like, she is really going, she's really being thorough, right? Because, you know, Gigi winds up with a former member of One Direction

and now Rina wants to push her daughter to be someone from One Direction. I mean, that is like, that is, that's called follow through people. Yeah, I mean, if you're going to copy something, go all the way, okay? No one wants half of your, half of your fake Monet, okay? You got us to get the, go all the way. Okay? No one wants half of your fake Monet. Okay? You got to get the whole thing onto the canvas. Yeah. So, Andy's like, well, Harry is a vanity show.

And he's like, he is! He asked us for videos for his birthday. My question for you, Mr. Harry Styles. Who do you style? Your name is an incomplete sentence. How is anyone supposed to hire you? Herestyles, Blink! Nothing! Is it the Pope that you style, the Queen of England? Stop leaving me hanging! Herestyles a person! I want to know who booked a cameo from Dure from Dure and said that they were were Harry Styles. Who did that? Who did that? PK. So then we get more Scott Disci questions. Does anybody give a fuck about this?

I literally do not care about Scott. This was the thirstiest storyline on everybody's part. I don't care. Yeah. And there was questions about age gaps and like literally don't care. Then this question is like Kyle, was it weird because you talked to about Scott Disick, did Chris Jenner get mad? And the thing is that there's no answers here that are interesting or enlightening. So we can just move on to the real pressing question, which is, hey Kyle, does Drake follow you yet?

She's like, no. Even after that, really desperate, thirsty photo. She's like, well, I did get a follow by Drake, but it was Drake Bell from Nickelodeon. So the answer is no. Nothing from champagne poppy. It was actually Drake Hokes' sting from days of our lives, but then he unfollowed me immediately because he just saw Real House of Beverly Hills Post and thought he was refollowing Rina. So, it was.

I don't have a awkward Andy. just saw Real House of Beverly Hills Post and thought he was re-following Rina. So, it was... That was awkward, Andy. It was just actually a fan account for Drake's cakes, you know, like those little Debbie things, yeah. Sad. Actually, I thought Drake followed me, but then I realized it was a store called Dix Rakes. And it was just Drake's on Instagram.

So that was embarrassing. I thought it was Drake, but it turns out it was just Rachel Dratch's Finsta. So that was embarrassing. I thought it was Drake, but it turns out it was just Rachel Dratch's finsta. So that was embarrassing. And Andy's like, so, you know, Kyle sucks. This is something you can beat her at. Who else follows you on socials? She's like, oh, Florence, Pugh, his other name,

I think that's her name. The movie star, you know, Kyle, the movie star. It's just so cool to DM people I don't know. As long as they're famous. Is that her name? I think that's her name. The movie star, you know, Kyle, the movie star. It's just so cool to DM people. I don't know as long as they're famous. So great. So great that these famous people DM make you know what I'm saying. And then it's questions about Harry Hamlin and the sauce and the lots of sauce and talks. Harry thinks that Rina is the smartest person that he's ever met or something like that. I was like, wait, Andy, wait, I got something special for you. Hold on.

Here it is. Sitting festering in the room temperature behind the sofa. It's some tomato sauce, Andy. I got you since tomato sauce. And he's like, wow. And then as a customer, so you hear him just say, don't know how many get this home, but cool. So, Kathy and Kyle's relationship was in need of a revival, but can they get their sister at back?

Or will it be council like all of Kyle's other projects? Let's take a look. So we see a whole montage, and then at end, you know, it's like, so, so Kathy and Kyle just start hugging because it's like, what a waste to lose all that time. And they're just so meant to be sisters. I mean, if you look at them sitting there on the couch next to each other, Kyle looks like the beginning of a breakout with her like tiny polka dots. And then Kyle's dress is like, no, I don't really want to go to the doctor.

And then Kathy's dress is what happens when you don't call the doctor. And this red and it's got big white dots all over it. And I was like, oh, you should have called the doctor. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So Andy's like, well, that was a nice happy ending there. And Kathy, what was your reaction watching that montage? She was, oh, it was very sad, very sad. You know, that's the first time I ever saw those bangs. Wow, I'm really so sad that my sister had those bangs on National TV for a whole season. Wow, it was very sad, Andy. I've never watched this show.

So I just, the first time I saw it was on that episode. And he's like, and you were upset when the first season aired right with Kim and everyone was having with Kim awkward. She's like, yes, Andy. And so we see the limo scene again. You are a liar and sick and an alcoholic. Yeah, I was really hard to watch mainly for Martin Sake because it was so awkward for him.

And then you and you know, you know, you had Kim's issues that were playing out on the show and I had to assume that was painful for you too. Also, like maybe you want to get mad at Kyle right now. You want to get mad. You can get mad at her if you want. She's like, no, you know, it was just that my mom's gone now and then they start crying about the mom was just super sad. And so then they just hugged for a long time and Kathy's like, we's crying. And they cut to Erica and she's going like this. Ooh.

Just totally bored during the sisters crying on each other. See she's like, oh. And he's like, how many episodes of American women did you watch by the way? Just, well, I watched the trailer. I don't watch TV much. Mainly because of that trailer. I decided I was going to just divorce myself

from the entire medium because it was so awful. Yeah, it was tough, it's tough Andy. Yeah. So that's pretty much the end, right? Oh yeah, that actually kind of ends. On the very sad note. Yeah, I'm in super sad note. And Kyle's like, you know what, she's here watching us

right now, she's here, I can feel her, she's here. Yeah, she just said, my hair is ridiculous, and my dress looks like a bowling alley waitress on disco, my my oh my god It really you mom Wow, oh maybe that was who high-five me so Yeah, it was so sad there poor Kathy it sounds like she really has not processed this grief in any sort of way She said she kept doesn't even talk to her mom's friends or where people that were in that in her life

So that was sad, but it was really nice seeing them hug and sob and it was actually a nice moment for the two of us. And then they're like, next week on board through the airica. Did you know about Tom? Okay, okay, oh my God. More of the crazy stories.

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