Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Judge Dread

Episode Date: April 17, 2019

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills deal with Lisa Vanderpump's escape by talking about a new subject that no one is sick of talking about: the Supreme Court war. Can new cabinets make it al...l better? To hear this week's bonus Project Runway trailer and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! GOODBYE KYLE available through the end of the week at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Irvine, Milwaukee, Minneapolis, , Pittsburgh, Cleveland Nashville and Baltimore. Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:01:59 I'm Ronnie Care, I'm also on the Rose Freaks Bachelor Rost podcast Which comes back next month and Ben Mandelker is here, my co-host and Bestie. He's also the creator of Real Housewares of Kitchen Islands to go catch that on L.YouTube. Fuck you haven't yet. Hi, man. Hey, what's going on? We made it to Wednesday. Oh my God, hope day. Hope day. In case you missed the big announcement yesterday, we're heading back to Nashville. There is a pre-sale going on right now
Starting point is 00:02:31 and then the public on sale is going to be on April 18th. At 3 p.m., 3 p.m. is when it's all gonna happen. I think that's 3 p.m. Nashville time. I could double check that, just keep an eye out on it. We had so much fun when we went to Nashville last time And I think we sold it out so get your tickets before it sells out again And then of course we bought more went on sale last week We have Pittsburgh and Minnesota are like at super low ticket amounts like as in like 20 or 30 tickets left in each place
Starting point is 00:03:00 So get those tickets while you can theapolis right? Minneapolis. Yeah. You take us to Minnesota. If a state of Minnesota is closing down, only 20 more people allowed in. Big news. Minnesota. No longer allowing our crap on fans in. No, Minneapolis.
Starting point is 00:03:19 Thank you, Ronnie. And also, we have Milwaukee. But our next show is in Irvine, California, May 16th, where we will be covering the season premiere of Southern Charm, which airs the night before. So we're excited about all those things, and even more excited about all the wonderful shirts, like the Goodbye Car, all shirt that you can get at WatcherCrapins.com. It's also where you can get your tickets to these shows. So get your shirts, those good buy call shirts
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Starting point is 00:04:26 Why don't any of these houses have a bear and turns out the more months have a bear so Apologies to the house more on what are you gonna do? That's the show we're gonna be apologizing for every week all season long Everybody thank you for being here today. This is real housewives of Beverly Hills day and it's actually a historic episode at least in this season because it is the first episode And this is episode 10 this is the first episode that we drop talk of Lucy Lucy Apple juice. Whoa Congratulations Wow, no, yeah, no one even brings it up. I guess because they're bigger existential threats in the episode. Yeah, this is right Yeah, this is the first episode all season. We're not talking about it and they decide to move this conversation along to another
Starting point is 00:05:17 Conversation that absolutely nobody is sick of talking about which is a Supreme Court fight which happened Over, you know, which happened recently in American history over the summer, I guess, when they were, when they were shooting this. Yeah. And, you know, dog talk to politics. So buckle your seat belts, suckers. If there's one thing everyone loves, it's when people on a real house, so I've show,
Starting point is 00:05:40 take a political stance. Yeah. Well, I love it. And anybody compares themselves to what's going on. Like, this is difficult because it reminds me of my life. Yes, Camille, okay? Yeah. Yes, Camille, it's all about you.
Starting point is 00:05:55 So the episode opens up over at Denise's house where she is putting out snacks for to read with her assistant Mikey, which is such a cheetah brand of Erica Jane. It's infuriating because this Mikey doesn't even say, yes, queen. He's just like, sure, where do you want me to put things? I'm like, you call yourself a Mikey and that's how you say things. Yeah, don't be a Mikey number two. Go fight Mikey for the number one spot. Okay, I need more.
Starting point is 00:06:20 Yes. Yeah. So they're getting ready. She's a yes. She's a yes. So Denise is getting ready and she like opens up some club soda, which as we all know is prone to happen. It explodes all over her.
Starting point is 00:06:38 And she's like, Oh, God, club soda. And they just cut to Eloise. She's so sweet. And she's just staring at Denise like way to go mother. Like the club soda again. Eloise, honey, mommy never uses soda. She doesn't know how to use it. But she's so Denise, like who take this girl, Doreep probably put soda or something as a mixer? Gross.
Starting point is 00:07:01 Yeah, exactly. So, um, yeah. So Denise says like, yeah, you know, the first time I met Doreed, I just liked her immediately. We just got along so well, you know, then again, I married Charlie Sheen. So that's my judgment for you. Totally. And the kid went, a Doreet comes over and she's like, hello, Denise. So, and she comes in and Denise is like, he looks so cute, so fancy. Eloise, look how fancy she is. And Eloise literally takes two steps back. Like, oh, she's, no, that's the judge of character
Starting point is 00:07:36 we all need on this show. Yeah, Eloise has it right. She's like shaming her mother for not being able to open up club soda and stepping away from the Derees. She knows what's right. Yeah. And Denise is like, well, I'm gonna put you here like shaming her mother for not being able to open up club soda and stepping away from the deerees. She knows what's right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:46 And Denise is like, well, I'm gonna put you here on the couch over this blanket, this cover on the dog here, because Joe's get covered with it every day. And Doree goes, well, that's part of having a dog. Matta suggests a visit from my friend Shelley. She's got a wonderful dog training program. You send your dog off and when it comes back,
Starting point is 00:08:08 it never comes back. Nothing will train a dog not to leave hair on your couch. Lack of teeth. Yeah, you know that by the way, they have this small talk about kids and juggling schedules and yada yada yada. And you just know that Doreet was just dying to somehow bring this over to Lisa Vanderpump or the dog. And she's, you know, in her mind, she was like,
Starting point is 00:08:35 God damn it, Doreet. You had the perfect opportunity to talk about Lisi when you talk about that dog hair. And I skipped it. I skipped it. Doreet, Doreet, Doreet. I've driven all the way to Malibu for this. So, she's like, how are things in your life, little Denise? And Denise is like, you know, work has been kids and just juggling some much. And Doreet's like, juggling is part of the territory. I'm just like, okay, Doreet. Dore to read actually in the circus. Yeah You said you were joining the circus, right? I wasn't actually listening
Starting point is 00:09:10 So how's the bad training going well Aaron's over there So then the news is like so Can you remind me how pk knows Lisa Vanderpom is like oh? They're good friends, but you know they haven't spoken in three weeks which is terrible because in that time PK's Diabetes 2 has turned into gangrene it's just terrible a terrible time. PK's grown a second head due to diabetes too. Lisa hasn't even checked in once not once. Yeah she's like you know the last time I saw was your wedding and I know that we once, not once. And so yeah, she's like, uh, if you have nothing to hide, why you had in Lisa vendor
Starting point is 00:10:06 pump, why you had in them? Come out, come out to whatever you are. Um, I will say this as much as it pains me to say this, the one huge flaw that in the whole argument, especially like in our defenses of Lisa, et cetera, is that it is a little weird that Lisa did not call to read after the radar online story came. That is strange. That's a little bit of like that odd non-scied shit where it's like, well, why didn't
Starting point is 00:10:34 odd non try to call that girl who died? You know, like there's some, there's, that's fatal flaw in my theories I find. I hate that. Yeah, well, I don't know because she had already felt so offended by Dereet and the Bahamas because Dereet was totally jumping off of her side and then accusing her of sitting at dinner. So I'm sure it's just in Vanderpump's mind. She's probably like, how could she? She owes me a call. Because you know that Vanderpump sitting over there, like, how could she not call me? You know, oh, you're right. She probably is thinking that. That makes
Starting point is 00:11:04 a lot more sense because Vanderpump is like, oh, you're right. She probably is thinking that. That makes a lot more sense. Cause Vanderbilt is like, oh, it's a story about how sad Lisa is. So she would think that someone would call her to be like, oh, I'm so sorry to hear that, like your personal shake-up put that on radar. Yeah, but then, you know, there is a lot of other fatal stuff that happens in the, you know, fatal flaws to the argument that come later in the episode for sure.
Starting point is 00:11:23 But Denise is like, wait, can you indulge me, Ronnie? I'm so sorry. Can I, can you indulge me on this? I really felt like I came upon a theory, like a theory, um, like two weeks ago, but I didn't voice it at either of our shows because I didn't want to, like overly rant at a live show, but I didn't want to get food. No, it wasn't about getting food. It's just that like, no, I already got food.
Starting point is 00:11:51 No, I'm the one who gets food at the live show. No, the Beverly Hills show, I got a fair share of booze. But no, but the thing that has like, the thing that I've come to realize, this is my theory on this is why I think Kyle Richards is behind this story. And please, everyone, thank you for your patience for introducing this theory. I know I'm taking time out of the precious podcast, but it's been weighing on me. So my theory is Kyle has always wanted to be the number one lady in the group.
Starting point is 00:12:21 That's what she's always wanted in all her life. She's always fought back against people like her sister, etc. And she's always gravitated towards the people who are the most popular because she wants to be on the popular girls side, but secretly she also wants to take down the popular girl because we saw it after the Puerto Rico thing happened in a few different times. And I feel like when this all happened, when everything happened, this was Kyle's doing. This is a classic Kyle take down. And one of the reasons why is the article talks
Starting point is 00:12:51 about the fact that at Denise's wedding, everyone was talking about Lucy Lucy Apple juice, but actually from what we saw, and no one was really talking about it, the only person who would get that sort of idea would be someone who wasn't there, someone like Kyle Richards. So that already starts to point to wasn't there someone like Kyle Richards.
Starting point is 00:13:05 So that already starts to point to me, especially I imagine Kyle Richards hears that, oh yeah, Lisa Vanderpump was at Denise's and it was actually really fun. It felt like like old times. So Kyle Richards thinks, oh shit, my plan isn't working. I got to take this up a notch. I got to plan to story. So in my mind, it's like very clearly Kyle Richards. And on top of that, I don't think that Lisa Vanderpump would plan to story so my mind is like very clearly call Richards on top of that i don't think that least a van der
Starting point is 00:13:20 so my mind is like very clearly call Richards. And on top of that i don't think that Lisa Vanderbump would plan to story about to read because I think at that point Lisa Vanderbump is so annoyed. At the way Teddy has been talking to her at parties and being so like insulin and fresh. Academy number one was Teddy and I think that she was already embarking on a plan of being friends with all the ladies again And I see out Teddy so she wasn't even thinking about planting an article In radar online and my last point about it is oh, so if you are gonna go with this whole thing of like oh Some of those words are exactly the sort of words that Lisa would say well There's one person who for over the years has had a very strong Lisa Vanderpromp impersonation and that is college her
Starting point is 00:14:03 Yeah, conspiracy theory is done. Yeah, that's a good one. I don't know. It's like clue where everybody could be the winner or the killer, which we said before. Yeah. But yeah, I mean, I think it's probably production, but still. Yeah, at the end of the day, it's probably production.
Starting point is 00:14:18 So I just want to thank you everyone for letting me have a little monologue. It's been, it just like I woke up in the middle of the night when we were in Portland and I could not falsely for an hour because this was all going through my head and I haven't really had a chance to properly state it. So, thank you everyone. Thank you. Yeah. Well, I, you know, I don't even know what to believe anymore because this episode starts changing my mind on so many things. Please.
Starting point is 00:14:39 I'm on the other. But I'd love to hear it. Right now, Denise is like, well, I haven't my personal life put out there for so many years and being dragged through the mud. It's embarrassing, it's humiliating, it's awful. I was on the cover of Tabloids. I had to find friends through trial and error. I had leaked things to see if they'd leak it and then if they'd leak it, slid their throats.
Starting point is 00:15:01 I was like, damn, you're gonna be a very good housewife. I cannot wait till her season two. Yeah, I feel like she's just dating right now. And the next week, next season, it'll be amazing. Yeah, so to reach, I want to trust her again. I really do. And Denise, who's only really heard all of their sides of the story and then just got stood up by Vanderpump
Starting point is 00:15:25 who didn't even remember that she said they were gonna have drinks. Yeah, it's like, well I think that I'll take some time. And to read it's like, yes, well at least we get to look at this view. Now let's say that your husband Erin owed the belacia hotel three million dollars would they be able to repossess the ocean? Stop them So then we go over to a restaurant called illice yellow where Kyle is there She is hosting the wedding shower bridal shower for Camille and she is putting down name tags everywhere Because in Beverly Hills where you sit is paramount. So she's taking care of that. And while she's doing that and by the way, notably enough, she's putting out a name tag for Lisa
Starting point is 00:16:12 Vanderpump. And also notably, she's trying to be a head bitch in charge here and she's wearing a pink satin dress. Hmm. Hmm. Yes, I did not notice that. And I'm glad you did make me notice that because that does make me go hmm, you know And by the way Kyle and Colin music factory so So while she's doing that we then go over to So while she's doing that, we then go over to... Vila Rosa! With that old dark kitchen full of terrible memories as being dismantled.
Starting point is 00:16:50 I was like, no, how's it going, kitchen people? I was like, oh, shit. And so basically, Lisa Vanderpram takes a sludge hammer. She's like, lately, with all the bullshit I've been through with my emotions, I'm scattered and things are coming at me from every angle. So listen here kitchen people, I had a friend standing right here. Give me that sledgehammer. BITCH!
Starting point is 00:17:16 She starts like taking down the cabinet. But it's like the weakest swing of all time. Because it's like the basically it's like a Like the sledgehammer just sort of like lightly taps it. That was good enough But I really like the analogy of Kyle being just like shitty old cabinets that are useless, you know, yeah I'm in the dark city dark cabinets that were ill conceived in the first place I think it's for the best because Lisa also had that strange divider in the middle of her kitchen island that Really mess up the Feng Shui in that room. Yeah, and she's like well You know car was a bit stream this kitchen so it's nice to get to tree done
Starting point is 00:17:55 Unfortunately, she didn't follow me up to my bedroom. This would have been a more expensive job Get it Sledgehammer humor. Where's Peter Gabriel? So they have to go to their little stand-by kitchen to make some tea. And she's like, we should have this one instead can get that. Yeah, it's kind of hilarious that they even have a stand-by kitchen. Of course, just for panty sleeves. For panty, it's her test kitchen for making Tom Tom cocktails.
Starting point is 00:18:26 Mother, I put vodka and all just together. What do you think? Oh, genius, handy genius. No matter how much wine you have, you can never be thirstier than Faye Resnick, who is showing up here at the shower. I mean, who would have thought 10 years ago that Faye Resnick, the morally corrupt Faye Resnick would be showing up at Camille Grammers' bridal shower? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:49 So, like, I just found out you're not supposed to wear white to a shower, and Carl's like, that's weddings. Yeah. And, um, you could tell that Rinna doesn't really like Fey Resnick, because she doesn't do a, how are you? She has a, hello, how are you? Yeah. And then she turns to the table, which she loves. She's like, oh, it's a table. Hello,
Starting point is 00:19:08 table. How are you? Yeah, so everyone shows up and then eventually Denise and Camille arrive and Camille's like, oh, it's this restaurant. I love this restaurant. You like the restaurant? I like the restaurant. I like the restaurant because you know it's a good time-honored restaurant. It's a good time-honored dish. This is where people come to celebrate. People come to celebrate. Brails, you know.
Starting point is 00:19:32 So many years and it's so much food. You know, I think this is the episode where we realize why it's actually pretty helpful to have someone like Mauricio de Guide Camille's train of thought because without him, it doesn't go so well. Yeah, that train is Craig Kray. Yeah, so Everybody's being really nice to her obviously. She's like So honored that she's doing this for me. It was so tough for me to move ahead and find love and I didn't think I would and then I met David and he made me believe in love again Yeah, and then like where's Erica? Oh
Starting point is 00:20:12 What she's getting ready for a tour. That's it's hard work. That's a lot of work. That's you know Walking to the front of the stage of it to the back And sing three songs it's hard work and then we see Erica driving in her like million dollar car or whatever. It's like, Oh, simple. Oh,
Starting point is 00:20:36 and the song, Erica's the only, I don't know that another housewife has to have their own music playing as their theme music, because they come in. But she knows, well, she's not a housewife, but she their own music playing as their theme music because they come in. But she knows. Well, she's not a housewife, but she knows she has gotten a good as gold transition a few times. Oh, yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:20:52 And also I feel like Lala got it too once. Okay. So then she does, but it's like, I'm a pain in my ass. So Mike is like, this seven days away from an airplane goes great, man. And he's like, yes, I first show in Jersey batch. So yeah, so they start doing their choreo for her chores. They're all like, right, there's a lot of writing and dancing and movement, all that stuff, you know, classic choreography. It's like, all changes, great vines and a lot of like dick slapping.
Starting point is 00:21:23 It's basically what it is. So Erica's, so that we're just watching, we were watching this in Erica's life. She's like, well, you know, life takes him on different paths. And when the road was wide open at 35, I took advantage of it. And that's why I feel we believe you are the maths of your own destiny, especially if you can find someone who looks like Don Rickles and get married to him. Pretty much. So then she's on the floor grunting and like doing that sweeping the floor with her hair thing and like acting like she's taking it from behind. And then she runs into a dancer's knee. Yeah. That's not that's not that's not good when that happens.
Starting point is 00:22:01 I know, but it's not good. It's just funny to me because it's like, ma'am, how did you get this concussion? Well, I was damn out of these masturbating on stage. This idiot did a great fine right into my nose while I was pretending to suck a dick, right? That's what happened. Oh, you look like a IOSA. Just follow your dreams and have a kickass checkbook
Starting point is 00:22:21 and maybe wear a helmet. So Eric is like, oh, no, everybody hurt my face. It killed me. I'm almost dead. But let's not worry about it. She was who knocked me in the face and a guy named Blocky did it, which is so funny. Just because he's like, I did. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:38 I did. They're like, ah, I'm like, oh, he's fired. Yeah, I kept me had you lucky. You can't even spell lucky. You need the work. It's him. he's fired. Yeah, I can't be had you lucky. Yeah, he can't even spell lucky you need the work It's empty lucky No, he's not he's lucky And Mike is like are you okay? That's she's like no my whole neck got really adjusting. I don't want to make me a lot of it Just remember that.
Starting point is 00:23:05 It's expel so too many. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. And live shows things happen. You trip, you fall, you kick in the face, you get beat on the ass, pat on the bus, slip on cubs. I mean, you know how I do live for women, just like cheating for a fair sale. Then what's the suck though when she got that need of the head.
Starting point is 00:23:27 I get like a like I like it my head on like a cotton ball and I'm like, Oh, I got to take the day. Oh, my God. So then I go back swapped myself to hard. Let me go back to the shower and can me else like, um, do somebody want to sit here for now because Lisa found it, Pumps like here, yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:47 And Rina's like, Oh my God, Lois is here. She's a bright, my, she's fantastic. Lois is here. Yeah, just like, I mean, Lisa went to sing some nonsense because she's like, I love a bridal shower. I love a shower
Starting point is 00:24:06 I've never once in the history of anything ever heard anyone said that they love going to any sort of shower ever ever ever ever Rina's just doing that to every this is like a typical Rina scene where she's like, oh my god Is that tile on the floor? I love dial. She's going crazy over. She's going crazy over every. She's over complimenting every single thing she can see before she gets to bitch out, uh, Vanderpump, you know, because they all think Vanderpump, well, I don't know if they all think. I guess that's the next discussion we're going to have.
Starting point is 00:24:36 But for now, we think they all think that Lisa Vanderpump is going to show up. So they're all ready, you know, because when Teddy got there, Teddy's like, is everyone coming? It's like, yeah, I'm like, finally, Savannah, but she's like, good. So like, they're ready for good housewives ripped down at this baby shower. Exactly. And in the meantime, they have to like, sit do things like watching Camille get a tiara and like, Camille gets a tiara and she puts it on and the news just goes, yeah, that's cute. Yeah. Yeah, that's great.
Starting point is 00:25:07 You know, I'd be great. Aaron's dick right now, but I guess, I guess it's the kill. We'll have to do it. No, you don't have to kill him. Fuck, what am I doing here? Yeah, that was great when she tries to order. And it's like, it's just beer and wine. She's like, you know what?
Starting point is 00:25:19 Never mind. That's so me. Like, I'm going to get a beer just because you weren't willing to pay for the proper license you dick. So, um, so Kyle gives a speech to Camille and she's like, um, Camille, so we've been friends for like 10 years now, right? And I'm just like, I'm so excited for you and David. I mean, I'm just so happy to learn that people do care about you without Kelsey. I never thought it was true. And then we get clips of her going, you're such a fucking liar, cameo. We've had some ups and we've had some downs, you know, like the time I called you a fucking liar and we fought for entire season.
Starting point is 00:25:59 I turn the entire globe against you. Yeah, you'll be talking about that tomorrow. Don't worry. Yeah, the editors say that I mean they just show every asshole cameo clip. They've got the arsenal. I mean they really whipped out every single one. So first Doreet's like, funny enough, I was with the sister last night. Kyle. Kyle goes, he's sister. She's like, your sister. She was quite nice. Her name is Gie. She's like Kathy. No, that's not it to me Kathy Montduty that's got to be it's like none of those he'd run with Kathy Janice oh Her name is Shaquille O'Neill
Starting point is 00:26:44 Tiger Woods Oh, her name is Shaquille O'Neill. Taco Moonsa. Kyle's like, oh, actually that's funny because we had dinner the other night too. And we're gonna go, yeah, it's because the show got canceled. Your sister will talk to you again because you're a failure again. And she's 100% correct, by the way. Even Kyle says it. Even Kyle's like, well, one of the Upsides of American woman getting canceled is that now I've got my sisters back. I was like, you have such a fucked up family. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:27:16 So fucked up. Which is why I'm now making a real estate show starring lead characters based on my sisters. Like, okay. So then Camille's like, what happened to Vatavom? She's not coming. And Klaus's like, I thought she would come. I invited her. She's like, yeah, I don't have a beef with her. That thing I said about her gums, I don't even remember. They weren't cameras there with her. Yeah. So everyone is like, if're not gonna get along people you don't be a pussy, okay? Come on So up yo that I'm Denise like I agree with that. I'll second that and came me ill say nine years ago When I was going to suffer the Calc she chose me know and he rise above it. Don't cry. Be strong
Starting point is 00:28:03 Well, where is she today? I was like, well, you're things with Kelle. Again, Camille, this isn't about you. She tries to graft her story onto everyone else's bullshit, which she does later in the episode. But this is a little different. Kelsey was on camera with you at every scene. There weren't nine Kelsey standing around
Starting point is 00:28:21 getting ready to yell at her at a dinner. So it's not really the same thing. It is kind of funny. That said, Vandiprom should have fucking showed up on this bullshit that she didn't. Yeah. She should have. It is kind of funny to think back that there was a time when Kelsey grammar did appear regularly on the show. Like, that's a funny idea.
Starting point is 00:28:39 Just like conceptually, that's a funny thing to think about. Yeah, just to give her dirty looks and like, awkward smiles like, awkward smile. I was like, even that like, I have fun at this big house, which I'll be repossessing any moment. Yeah, he even has own interview segments and everything,
Starting point is 00:28:51 kind of crazy. So, so Camille just gives a speech. She's like, oh, thank you. I just want to invite Mauricio up here to give my speech. So, okay. I would like to thank you for all coming today. You're welcome today. This has been a very important year for me. It's been a very important year for me.
Starting point is 00:29:11 I'm very glad to have fun and love again. I'm glad to have fun and love. I'm glad to have fun and love again. I'm glad to have fun and love again. I'm glad to have fun and love again. I'm glad to have fun and love again. I'm glad to have fun and love again. I'm glad to have fun and love again. I'm glad to have fun and love again. I'm glad to have fun and love again. I'm glad to have fun and love again. I'm glad to have fun and love again. I'm glad to have fun and love again. I'm glad to have fun and love again. I'm glad to have fun and love like, I'm gonna text you and say, why didn't you come?
Starting point is 00:29:28 And Carl goes, why don't you? I think it would be better. Just send her a text and say, you were missed. And she goes, yeah, that is better. So then Rinne's like, I'm unmist. More passive-aggressive bullshit. Just say it was her. That's truthful.
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Starting point is 00:30:05 Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud from the build up, why it happened, and the repercussions. What does our obsession with these feud say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows. It snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon. Despite both Selena and the
Starting point is 00:30:35 Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums. Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondering app. Yeah. So then we transition to a new scene. Oh, I'm so sorry. Yes.
Starting point is 00:31:00 I'm so sorry to interrupt, but I just had to have point out one more thing. At this whole, this whole thing that wasn't about Vanderpump. I mean they talked about her a little But she wasn't there. She had nothing to give they'd stop talking about the dog. Guess you had zero lines Teddy Get a life. Oh Oh shit Teddy's trying to find a new way in because she screwed without that Yeah, it's true
Starting point is 00:31:23 So we now go over to a scene with Kyle in Porsche and they're piling into this stupid three-wheel car. Kyle has also on her burgundy Carmen San Diego hat again. She's like, I am, she's trying to create new memories with that hat, I guess, but I see that hat and I'm already angry, okay? So she gets into this stupid car and she goes, well recently I saw this man driving what looked like a luxury go-car
Starting point is 00:31:50 and I asked him what it was and he said it was a van der Hall and I thought, that could be fun to have. I'm like, what a fun little toy to have. What, I don't know, like just because you see it doesn't mean you need to have a Kyle. Please don't be that person driving that car and driving around to a grocery store and and see no, okay, we can't deal with this.
Starting point is 00:32:09 I just thought it was funny that it's called a van or hall. It's like, oh my god, you really can't let go, Kyle. My goodness. Yeah, I don't know. I just, I kind of feel like Kyle is sort of person there. If she sees that you have a toy, she has to get it too. I mean, I know this is not breaking news because you've been pushing a very strong and merited swing theory all season long
Starting point is 00:32:29 with the new swing in her backyard. But it's just like a father's may. Yeah, she copies everything and all she does is talk about her money, it gets on my nerves. And one of my friends was like, well, what's the difference? Why is it okay for Vanderpromp
Starting point is 00:32:40 to brag about her $300,000 kitchen on camera? And it's not okay for Kyle to, what was the last thing? Oh, get $3,000 a pound mushrooms or whatever. And I'm like, because one is functional, okay? A kitchen is functional adds value to your home. Eating $3,000 of mushroom on TV, it's just like a fuck you to poor people, you know? It's just, there's a way.
Starting point is 00:33:02 I know that these shows are aspirational, we're all supposed to love the rich stuff about it, but Kyle just doesn't such an asshole way. They all do it. They have to. It's part of their job. But Kyle just is just such a dick about it every time. You know, it's like, you know, it's going on in the world and you're buying a fucking luxury go kart. Shut up, Kyle. Yeah, I, um, you really hit the nail in the head. Like, I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is that when, when Lisa Vanderpump says
Starting point is 00:33:30 that she's going to, you know, take a plane across the country to Ohio to get a miniature horse and come and then she decides she doesn't even want the horse and comes back. And like, somehow that's like endearing. But when Kyle orders like a Rolex from like postmates, when she's in the Bahamas, it just feels tacky and showy. And I don't know why it is that way. I don't think it even just comes down to like,
Starting point is 00:33:51 oh, we like these Savannah Pumps. And side note, I really hate this whole thing of like, oh, well, at least Savannah Pumps just has her fans and they just won't ever like, they'll just always take her side no matter what. It's like, no, we are like cable people who can create our own thoughts. And we've looked at what we've seen and we've created these conclusions.
Starting point is 00:34:09 But back to this thing, I don't know why Kyle is, I don't know why she, it's just, everything she's out there is so showy. Yeah, it's all for show, you know. Like it feels very natural to me for Lisa Vanderbump to find her forever playing the adventure horse. You know, it's just like,
Starting point is 00:34:22 man, what could we do today? Muhammad, can I borrow your plane, darling? I want a mini horse. No, be it a cool, Kalea. Yeah, I can see that happening because like not just going to buy a roll X, she's going to have it delivered during a dinner. You know, while they're supposed to, while that dinner was supposed to be bringing down Lisa Vanderpomp, it didn't work out to be that way. But yeah, it's, no, I, I agree. It's like, it's like if Erica Jane went, even if Erica Jane was like, well, we decided to buy a spaceship and it's the backyard. We have enough of it, but it's there. Like, oh, cool. It's not for me, but it's like her, it's her, it's her deal. She's into it. But if Kyle did, it'd be like, okay, she just saw a friend
Starting point is 00:34:58 get once. Now she wants one too. So even when she does something that like, in a vacuum, is perfectly fine, I think just the context of who Kyle is over the past 10 years. We're like, okay, who's she copying who should try to be at school as? Yeah, and it also is just that basic thing of when you don't like someone I haven't liked Kyle for what nine years so or eight years because I liked her season one But I haven't liked her for like nine eight eight years now So it just grows and it grows and it grows with every little thing. I would imagine it's like marriage. Where it's like, oh my God, that's so cute.
Starting point is 00:35:28 How you eat with your mouth open? And then soon it's like, I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you! Yeah, pretty much. Although I've been, I feel like generally pro Kyle for many years, pro Kyle with caveats. And this season she has really annoyed me.
Starting point is 00:35:46 I've not written her off. I think on a certain level I still will always like Kyle, but I just feel like she's up to no good right these days. No good whatsoever. Yeah, well basically she just goes to the store and shops with her kid and it's the thing where you give the kid their own little cart and then they've had a bunch of shit they're not supposed to get.
Starting point is 00:36:05 I'm like, hey, you're savoring. Please, don't have to talk about. No, and here's why I got really so annoyed. It wasn't even Porsche grabbing all the chips. I was like, that's fine. What bothered me is they do all this grocery shopping and then it's like, oh my god, there's no place in the van der Hall for all these groceries. I'm like, well, what fucking moron takes a van der Hall to go grocery shopping?
Starting point is 00:36:26 Use like a mid-size sedan. I don't know, like what were you thinking? Like, see, it's like not only did you get a van der Hall, but you use it incorrectly. You use it to go to the SABZ market. That's not how you use a van der Hall, okay? I don't know how you use it, but that's not how you use it. And then on top of that, when she pulls out,
Starting point is 00:36:41 when she pulls out with Porsche, first of all, the thing is a death trap. Let's be honest, I mean, right, it looks like it's going to get run over by a Mack truck any second now. It's a death trap. And not only is it a death trap that when Kyle pulls out on to Vendor Abel of art, she's on her phone too. I was like, Oh, God, I can't. Yeah. And there was never room for the grocery. So Porsche is sitting on top of them all. Okay.
Starting point is 00:37:02 You know, at this point, just get Instacart Kyle. You're rich enough to get a novelty go car. They're gonna use three times and you just use one of the times. Okay, you're rich enough to have an Instacart account. So then Rina goes to cryotherapy with her kids. Now look, you've already taken Yolanda's my kids are model storyline. Now you're going to cryotherapy. Come on, Rina.
Starting point is 00:37:24 Yeah, the guy who ran that cryotherapy, he didn't bravo, bravo used to have like a reality show. It was a competition about like who is the next male model and was hosted by Carmen Electra and the guy who there was like a guy in the models who was like a real model. He was like a ringer and that guy owned this cryo place and the reason why I know that is because he's good My gym and I had a long standing crush on him so to see him back on TV I was like there he is my old crush from 205 fitness in 2004 Serena's like hi, I'm this a Rina We know
Starting point is 00:38:01 It's like hey cryo guy guess how old my mom is 90 can you believe it let's do an IV? Yeah, and low-sec I don't know I'll watch I didn't live to be 90 by injecting bullshit into me, all right So yeah, they're doing like IVs and cryotherapy and stuff and in the middle of it. They're also talking about therapy and stuff and in the middle of it they're also talking about Dr. Kavanaugh. But Dr. Kavanaugh and Dr. Christine Ford, because it's when those hearings are happening, so they're talking about that, etc. Because he's coming back but he won't go anywhere with him because he's stuck to the cable news at the house watching the hearings.
Starting point is 00:38:39 Yeah, exactly. But more importantly, there's a cryo room to go into. So, so, Rinna basically sends her daughters into this room that's negative 140 degrees and they go in there and they start screaming like the like the monster and stranger things being destroyed. Yeah! I know, that's so, that's so considerate considering this is where people come to relax They're like sounds like they're being flayed in there. It was like they were being put into that little box in Ghostbusters
Starting point is 00:39:14 That sucks in ghosts, you know The doctor was like I have never heard any windscreen like that Like how many souls from 1846 were just released out of their body is like what are these noises? So we leave with Rina taking one last storyline. She's just standing there with a bag of fruit and she's like I take me a moment to get that I'm not doing anything like that. I'm not doing anything like that. I'm not doing anything like that. I'm not doing anything like that.
Starting point is 00:39:48 I'm not doing anything like that. I'm not doing anything like that. I'm not doing anything like that. I'm not doing anything like that. I'm not doing anything like that. I'm not doing anything like that. I'm not doing anything like that. I'm not doing anything like that.
Starting point is 00:40:04 I'm not doing anything like that. I'm bored. So now it's now with dinner time. It's gonna be the big dinner where everyone gets to have dinner with Lois. So there's a private room at this restaurant and the women start showing up. And Rina, she, she comes, Rina has, I guess she has like a small, is it an airman's bag? She has a tiny little like $5,000 bag from Paris. And she's just holding it. And so then Kyle says down and Kyle's like, oh my God, oh, that looks so cute.
Starting point is 00:40:31 Maybe that's why we get this vibe from Kyle because whenever someone else has something really expensive, she's like the first to like pick it up and hold it and clutch it, you know? Maybe that's what we got. I want to put that a little burrito. Because it's so tiny. Yeah. But really it tells us that she doesn burrito. Because it's so tiny. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:45 But really, it tells us that she doesn't spend money on purses and bullshit like that. But she's still a girl and she wanted to really make her purse, so she got a really tiny one. Yeah. And she's like, you know, you have to have one, especially where living where we do. I mean, we're also superficial and fucked up.
Starting point is 00:41:00 Yeah, it comes with your superficial fucked up reality. Yeah. So then it cussed Denise, who is I trying to order her dinner. She's like, can I have pizza? Oh, okay. I must have tequila. You got that tequila. That's when she orders with tequila. Oh, this is worth it. No, tequila. All right, all pairs. You have a meatball sub. You got one of those. No. All right, listen, I only got one more request than I'm done. You got funions
Starting point is 00:41:28 Hey, you got a backroom there. My husband's coming over. We're probably gonna just fuck for a little bit over there before the apps come out So I was like so with low is you having fun? How is this you have fun to cry? Oh, it's a wait to have you here who her for Lisa Vanderbilt. Yeah. So, I said she was missed and she said that she wasn't invited and crowd's like, um, ex guy, you're me. Yeah. Okay, now do you think she was invited? Because now this is the new controversy? I'm sure we're all going to be weighing it on for the next 18 months of our lives. Uh, I, you know, it's so weird because I mean, looked like Kyle had, she had a text message, she pulled up the text message. So I mean, maybe did the question is did Lisa Vanderpump block Kyle? That's what I'm thinking.
Starting point is 00:42:21 I'm thinking that she blocked Kyle, the second Kyle left her house. Yeah, I'm thinking that that's probably what happened. But you know, I don't want to let her off the hook. I don't want to let her off the hook too easy either because wouldn't production tell her or would production not tell her because they want to cause a fight for her not. But I should not tell her, I think.
Starting point is 00:42:38 Or maybe she's such a stupid lie to say, you know? I mean, it seems more likely said to be like come here I would love to have come to your party but I'm under attack and what have I ever done who does this that sounds more like her yeah I don't know I don't know what to think if she didn't come and said she wasn't invited that's some that's some shady shit it is some shady shit but there's been lots of shady shit going on with this cast, you know, or it could be a game of semantics being like, well, Kyle told me, but it wasn't from Camille.
Starting point is 00:43:11 You know, is that what you just said? No, no, I don't say that. I just said that she would have been more of a victim, you know, about it. Yeah. But she's like, I have delivered. It says delivered. I was like, well, you know, I wonder how that is when you're blocked, you know, it still comes through.
Starting point is 00:43:28 Yeah, that's a thing. I've never, I don't know if you're, if you check someone and you're blocked, do you get a thing back saying like this number is no longer a CV tag message is for you or is it just like, it goes into a quiet at best where you're like, what happened, you know? I don't know. So then she's like, I said, oh, Camille said her response to Lisa was like, well, I'm so sorry.
Starting point is 00:43:50 Basically, I didn't know you were invited. You know, I would have invited you and Kyle's mad now because Camille's not mad. Yeah, because Camille should have stood up to her and said, I know that you're invited. You know, right. Yeah. It's a classic Kyle point of contention, which is that she's mad that someone's not as mad as she is. Yeah. So it's not as mad at least as she is.
Starting point is 00:44:13 So then a huge thing happens, which is, oh my god, that fish is covered in salt. Look at that fish. Wow, wow, it's gorgeous. Oh, girls, there is a fish in salt. Look at that fish. Wow. Wow. It's gorgeous. Oh, girls. There is a fish in salt. Oh, that baby. That fish hot salt to be an adult. She's how are you? How are you? She goes, uh, mom, what do you think of fishing to insult? I don't care. Mom, what do you think of the Savannah from texting that she wasn't invited? And Lewis goes, that's some bullsh bull shit never will start cracking up yeah so then um Rina's like you know everyone's like
Starting point is 00:44:50 where's Harry which is such a weird question because nobody's husband's game yeah yeah she's like well I invited him but it's a pretty day big day politically and Teddy's like heartbreaking and uh Rina says the fact that this woman came out, you know she so she came out she's so courageous and she's changing everything with her courage and Camille I was like I just have a different point of view on this one and then the music goes missing Maybe it's my Jesus complex, but No, they did show that Jesus complex clip today too, which is so funny. Yeah. Camille and a bikini and a hot tub.
Starting point is 00:45:27 I just love it, Jesus complex. Yeah, so she's like, I just feel like if you're gonna say these things, you just, you better have your witness is lined up. I'm like, well, not to be too technical, but wasn't that one of the issues is that like, some of the lawmakers wanted like that one due to testify also, and then they like wouldn't allow that to happen
Starting point is 00:45:45 So there was that but also Camille's like, I mean if you this would happen to you you would tell your best friend or you would tell your parents I mean obviously I was like Camille Not your greatest moment. No Camille So then Rinna's like um Camille that it is not absolutely not Camille. Absolutely not and Teddy's like, I don't agree. And Teddy is furious. Yeah, they're actually all mad. And then Camille does that thing where she kind of freaks out and her eyes are half her eyes open. You know, they're usually like Garfield eyes, but they like open and her eyes kind of crossed. I'm like, uh-oh. Yeah. And Kimmiostin Cornade.
Starting point is 00:46:26 Exactly. And Lisa has a friend there named Robin. And Robin's like, um, I was actually attacked when I was in seventh grade and I have never spoken up about it until recently because of the Me Too movement. And instead of Camille being like, oh, okay, that's now I understand that maybe some people don't just automatically tell their parents and boyfriends and Camille is like, I'm a victim too Yeah, I tell my mother and my boyfriend and my therapist. It's like Camille, I'm not gonna describe it that experience by any way, but you're really doing a really terrible job in this argument right now And Rina is like, well, so did this woman. She told her husband. She's she told him 35 years later It just doesn't make sense. And she goes, so you don't believe her.
Starting point is 00:47:06 You don't believe this woman. And she's like, it's a he said she said, and it pisses me off. And they just cut off the smell when she gets her accent back. She's like, it pisses me off. Oh, I didn't even notice that. I have to go back and hear it. Listen to that.
Starting point is 00:47:22 Because Lois just staring at Camille like, oh, this fucking moron. Yeah, I'm Teddy's jumping in You know, so you don't think women should be heard She goes I think women should be heard as you so you don't believe this woman who has so much courage come here She's a doctor. Camille's like well. You believe our doctors are right Do you believe that just because someone holds a PhD? They're correct. Then John says us correct about everything. Let me tell you something. You can say, but she said that.
Starting point is 00:47:48 Let me tell you something. I once put my a lot of heart into a doctor and his name was Dr. Frazier Crane. Look how that turned out. And then, um, Rene is like, you know, well, she's been attacked and Teddy, because how would you feel, Camille? How would you feel if you told me your story? And I said I don't believe you and she goes I would feel like that's your prior
Starting point is 00:48:09 I could This woman has serious allegations and I feel bad for him and what is family are going through and oh my god Rinna's like well if you've experienced this I think you'd be more empathetic and she's like I'm empathetic to women who have had this, like it's been like a cold, you know. But I've also been accused of things that I've never done. And I'm like, Oh my God, now it's you. So now Camille is turning this Senate fight into her own thing with Kelsey, which is so Camille to do. Exactly. And then I do we see a flashback to the first reunion where Andy Cohen's like so can meal
Starting point is 00:48:46 People have said that you're hypocritical fake Delusional Instance your awful Have sex with animals Didn't wait in the end stupid you're a pocket picker pick pocketer You spread disease knowingly. That was hilarious. See that clip again. It literally went on like five minutes. Okay. Yeah. Just listening to horrible qualities of Camille. And she's
Starting point is 00:49:12 been I went through my divorce. I was taking down my line. And it's hard to go through with that when you've done a lot of good in your life. And then that's when they got to the hot tub in her bikini, where she's like like sometimes I just think I have a jeez that's complex she goes I know it's like to be wrongfully accused and humiliated however the world not just the country but the world all of California for lies and then Rin is like um can you come hearing yourself to break Kavanaugh.
Starting point is 00:49:45 I'm just fucking weird, I'm sorry. Okay. I know she has a fucked up sense of herself, but this isn't about you, Camille. She's like, the difference is Camille is that this guy is being put on to the Supreme Court for the rest of his life and you're on reality TV. That's basically what she's saying. Oh, my God. And then Karla's like, well, my mom said never to talk about politics, religion, or sex, or really what she say about stealing houses. What you say about putting screws in burgers that belong to
Starting point is 00:50:15 your, your husband's wife. Oh, yeah. Oh my god, House of Hilton, Bernie. Yeah, it's not about politics. And cows like, um, to read, we're not talking about this anymore. She goes, but I was just trying to say a very important thing. It's not all about politics. OK, to read good, salient point to read. You know what?
Starting point is 00:50:40 It's it's it's truly about. It's about. I don't know what it it's it's it's truly about it's about I Don't know what it's about really I was hoping one of you girls would jump in diabetes news So Camille gets all upset and witness like I just yelled to Camille What am I doing is it's about low-ass? How congratulations to low-ass you're a great mother and came y'all's like I have to go to the rest room so she goes down all upset because she's just been yelled at by a table full of
Starting point is 00:51:12 women which yeah you deserve that one okay yeah like even if you don't agree even if you you think things didn't go down the way you would want them everybody had an opinion and I know that everybody was not on the same side there were huge fights and families across America, okay? Mine included. But there's a way to make it, if your point is just like, see-lide period and pour him, that's probably not the right way to discuss it, you know. Yeah, exactly. Because that's because that's basically what, because the Camille starts off saying, oh, she just didn't have the evidence.
Starting point is 00:51:46 It's not fair to go after someone without the evidence, which was mainly like one major side of the argument. But by the end, she's basically saying, like, I know what it's like to be smeared by lies. It's like, well, that's different. That's saying something different. Now you're saying that she actually lied. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:00 Yeah, that's got really, really gross. So she goes to the restroom and Kyle gets a text and it's like I'm trying to think of what Kim's text sound would be for Kyle It's probably like the law and order soundtrack don't don't So Kraus like oh my god, you're not gonna believe this Lisa Rina. Guess who's watching us? Kill she just sent a text like why did that's Rina the first person you have to tell Kyle? Yeah, and run is like huh Well, what about that I'm gonna wave of I'm waving hi Kim. Hi. Not how are you?
Starting point is 00:52:39 Not how are you? Life is interesting Not how are you? And she just goes, life is interesting. Yeah. So the last time you saw her is the last time you saw her with the bunny and then we see the bunny clip of Kim Richards being like, okay, I'm going to give this money back me ill because I was thinking meant to it. And then Rina's fake single tear going down the middle of her face so good.
Starting point is 00:53:03 And derude's like, how do you feel about seeing Kim? When it goes, it's fine. I'm fine with it. She's, she's a human existing. Just like the most like, like the least, uh, and emotionally invested response you can have. Oh, I'm, I'm fine with it. It's another, it's someone doing the basic level of existing in this world and I have no problems with that
Starting point is 00:53:27 So why would I fight with Camille? I mean why would I fight with Kim? I have somebody brand new to rake over the course with Camille did Camille leave? Yeah, and She went down and she's crying on the stairs with Kyle of one of her friends and yeah I feel so bad about the conversation But I've been the victim. I've been put in that same position. It's like, no, you haven't. Okay. She's like, oh, it's just so bad. Oh, it count. By the way, as long as I'm crying about Brett Kavanaugh, I'm standing on a staircase. He want to be my pride's made thing. Because I was like, well,
Starting point is 00:54:04 I never thought I'd be asked at the bottom of the stairs crying, but okay, why not? Yeah. So Camille comes upstairs and we're like, oh Camille, what's wrong? Did I hurt your feelings? Your dumbest guy in feelings? I'm so sorry. You're coming for a little, a little Rinnehug.
Starting point is 00:54:22 And Camille's like, how did I trigger you today? He's like, oh my god. And Camille's like, I just, I've been the victim of a smear campaign. How did it hurt? It hurts so much. I was like, I don't care. I'm in a deep rush and think more
Starting point is 00:54:37 of it without people saying I've been pahot. And Daddy's like, oh, he doesn't have that power anymore, okay? And Rinna's like, and you're moving on to a new life and you deserve it. You dumb ochre. And Denise just goes, I'm gonna head out.
Starting point is 00:54:53 Yeah, I'm out of here. Fucking times, that's a fucking tequila my husband's dick in it. So then Kyle is going down to say hi to Kim. I guess who else is there Kathy? Yeah, Emily reunion. Yeah So they don't mic either one of the sisters up, which is a great shame if you ask me Yeah, it's it is it is a shame and but it is fun to watch Rina just totally walk by Kim Richards and not even say hi Just totally ignore her. Yeah
Starting point is 00:55:24 know, just totally walked by Kim Richards and not even say hi, just totally ignore her. Yeah. She's like, why would I give two fucking shits to walk over and say hi to her? Honey, out of sight out of mind, honey, I'm not thinking of Kim Richards. No way, honey. Do you know how many dollar stores I went to to find? Do you know how many dollar stores I went to to find that bunny? She just gets it back. No, you don't get a hello.
Starting point is 00:55:42 So then we get the saddest scene ever, okay? This is so sad. Oh my God. It was sad, and it was also crazy, because it's like, it's just Rina and Lois, and it's like, oh, by the way, Lois was almost a victim of a serial killer. I mean, she was a victim of a serial killer,
Starting point is 00:56:04 but she wasn't killed but basically low-us like this guy abducted low-us right before for a moment was born and tried to rape her and killer and then she was saved miraculously and then the guy went to jail make him out of jail he killed like twenty people and i think that's crazy it's a crazy thing he had a knife in one hand and hammer in the other cheesest christ
Starting point is 00:56:24 is that bonkers? This is so crazy. And so Rinna's like, yeah, you know that Shit like that happens and so I'm personally invested in You know women getting hurt and things like this, you know She's like the least we could do is show the victim some kindness even if you disagree with them Which of course I totally agree with so My favorite thing that Lois said in the scene, because that dinner was wild.
Starting point is 00:56:48 I mean, I don't think I've heard you women tacking politics. Sheesh. You two should stick to talking. You guys should stick to talking about like how much money you have, okay? Because that was pathetic. Yeah, that's that's much better, better way to go. Yeah. So that's pretty much the episode. Yeah, that brings us to the end of Beverly Hills. So how long will this
Starting point is 00:57:08 Kavanaugh fighting last? Who knows? Probably just this episode. I don't think the producers are gonna try to dip back into that pond again. The Kavanaugh pond. But we get it coming up. We get it coming up on the season. Did you catch that? Oh, yeah, that was great. Yeah, so with Vanderpump out of the way I mean Vanderpump's not shooting with him anymore this season So she's gone so it looks like they're gonna be taking up the fighting mantle on themselves So we're gonna see how everybody does it by themselves without We're gonna find out what it means to have a show without Vanderpump
Starting point is 00:57:40 I'm sure we're gonna get Vanderpump solo scene still to find out how that fucking kitchen's going Yeah, we're gonna get Vanderpump solo scene still to find out how that fucking kitchen's going. Yeah, we're gonna get some really dumb From the trailer it looked like there's definitely a scene with Lisa and Who's Lisa and someone else? I don't even remember who it was the Denise and then there's definitely a scene with Lisa at the Vanderpump Cocktail garden in Vegas, but yeah, I think it's just gonna be kitchen updates Yeah, Denise is gonna go for Camille, which I love. Oh, yeah I'm not sure if you're going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going Crapity and a good live show tickets everybody Yeah, it's fun our shows are great. They're like Milwaukee Minneapolis Nashville Baltimore Go get your friends. You plan for Cleveland. Whoa Nashville
Starting point is 00:59:22 Fine. Oh, sorry. Well, I want to say it again. Why not everybody? I'm gonna say it again. We'll talk to you next time. Bye. Hey Prime members, you can listen to Watcher Crappens Add Free on Amazon Music, download the Amazon Music app today. Or you can listen, add free with Wondry Plus in Apple Podcasts. Before you go, tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at Wondry.com slash survey.

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