Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Karma Camille-eon

Episode Date: June 26, 2019

Season 1 Camille Grammer is officially back, and she has no better target than Dorit. It's about time we saw some sparks fly on this show again! Welcome back, "Real Housewives of Beverly Hi...lls." See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:05:05 Over here trying to put a stupid band on my Apple Watch, where you have to like remove to the chain link things. Guys, guess what? I'm not somebody who works with my hands. Okay? So I'm gonna put that down for now. Yeah, put that down. We'll circle back to that.
Starting point is 00:05:17 Okay. Circle hard for stupid people. Circle them for that. The important thing is that today is real house-wise, Beverly Hills. Yeah. Whoa! penultimate episode of this season so we open up a back-end provance the the south of France where all the exciting episodes have been happening yeah the fuck you least of antipump trip that these girls are taking
Starting point is 00:05:42 yeah the winery of least Lisa Vanderpump to dis- Rosie. Exactly. So it's the morning after this ridiculous episode last week. And Teddy is like skulking through the chat tome. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle.
Starting point is 00:05:56 Kyle. Kyle. Kyle, I'm Teddy. Kyle. I'm Teddy. Bonjour, I'm Teddy. Kyle. Bonjour, I'm Teddy.
Starting point is 00:06:04 Oh. Oh. My first note is Provence. God, I'm Teddy. Kyle. I'm Teddy. Bonjour, I'm Teddy. My first note is Provence. God, I've never been so happy to see a place. So that's where my mind's at today. Kyle. And Kyle's like, I can't with my life today. I was like, I can't with your life today. How about that?
Starting point is 00:06:20 I make two of us. Kyle. Kyle. So now Teddy is doing this whole, I can't remember anything last night. Like, I seem to remember making my way downstairs and that's it. I'm like, Bullshit. You remember everything. You remember that you're in trouble, ma'am. You were in dick last. Hey, let me refresh your memory. You were a dick yesterday, okay? So Kyle's like, uh, yeah, you were a little drunk,
Starting point is 00:06:45 and she's like, you know the worst thing? I think I was crying. No, I never cried. Moral compass. Hi, I'm Moral Compass. Maybe she got drunk and texted John Blizzard. I miss you. Hi, it's Teddy.
Starting point is 00:07:03 Please, hi, it's Teddy. I miss you. I'm supposed to make messages to Meg Ryan. I'm high as Teddy. Please. Hi, if you should send some extra messages to Meg Ryan. I'm sleepless in provance. I'd like to think Meg Ryan is sitting at home like, oh my god, mortified when she watches the show. Like, I'm married into this. I know. Also, do you ever feel like you got mail was not named after AOL, but like Teddy showing up in the foyer of the house.
Starting point is 00:07:24 You're like, you got mail. You got a Teddy. Erica, hi, you got Teddy. Why do you look so mad? I feel like you're mad at Teddy. So Kyle. So now of course Kyle is doing this thing. I feel bad about Erica.
Starting point is 00:07:40 Of course, that's Kyle's thing. She starts shit and then she's like, I feel bad Yeah, and Teddy's like, oh my god. I don't even know what you're talking about. I remember nothing Are people fighting or refiding? She's like well, Erica did say something like are you trying to push me out? And then she left the table. I was like, yep, you're in trouble. I'm fun with that suckers There's only four of you left, okay? Yep, you have to actually be nice to each other now, you know? Yeah. So Kyle and Teddy go to the breakfast table and Rina's just sitting there. And Teddy's like, Rina, why was I crying last night?
Starting point is 00:08:17 She's like, oh, you had a huge meltdown. You guys don't think Erica wants to be here with us. It was hilarious. You guys made such asses of yourselves. I'm really came into that breakfast just like she does every other scene ever. She's like, well good morning. Hi, how you doing? How are you doing? Come on, tell me. She's like, well, I don't remember Erica leaving the table Now she really doesn't want to have fun with us It was so good. She's like, but did I say that?
Starting point is 00:08:53 So yes, I believe you did Kyle did for sure Kyle did for sure And then she's like Kyle's like you know sometimes with Erica I get my feelings hurt thinking, is she not having fun with me? Is she not bad mood? I'm like, you know what, I can't speak for Erica, but I can probably speak for, I feel like most of America. No, we are actually not having fun with you
Starting point is 00:09:14 and we are in a bad mood. Yeah, and you did this. You did this. You did this. I don't start talking about how you have a hurt feelings about how she reacted, okay? You were not honest with how you were feeling and you caused this situation.
Starting point is 00:09:27 Yeah, it's just that I couldn't articulate it right. You know, it's just how I said it. It's like, yeah, Kyle, try again, okay? It's been 30 times that you're trying to say it. But I was just being honest. I was just being honest. And look, this is bad when you have me sticking up for Erica because it's not like I'm an Erica
Starting point is 00:09:45 Hater. I'm just not an Erica lover, you know, I've seen no reason to ever stick up for Erica. Yeah, but now I'm like oh poor Erica And then what you've done to me Kyle Yeah, and then Kyle even has the audacity to say or as Ramona would say the audacity to say I didn't think it was a big deal And I like let it go but huh what you let it go you started it Please ma'am. Please ma'am. Please have a chez so then to read and do it and I like let it go. But what? You let it go? You started it. Please, ma'am. Please, ma'am. Please have a chez.
Starting point is 00:10:08 So then, Doreet enters. Yeah, it's like the chick from Let It Go. And she's like, oh, yeah, I let it go. Yeah, and then you become a fucking monster. Yeah. That the whole town was afraid of. All right, Elsa? So then, Doreet has this great entrance where she walks in.
Starting point is 00:10:22 And she's like, please tell me. There are no men, no men, no moses. And then she walks in and she's like, please tell me there No, I mean no the most says and then she sees Teddy says again again. I just did a perennial state of tears And then I looked at perennial because I was like, I don't think that's the right word. No, it is it is Perennial is a plant that lives more than two years. You know why because it's perennially blooming It's like is that correct? I look up everything Doreet says. Doreet makes me doubt English. I feel like, you know, like the past few episodes
Starting point is 00:10:53 I've been growing to enjoy Doreet. And this episode I think I like fully switched over. I don't know. I don't know if I can really ever say I like Doreet, but I really do enjoy watching it get so exasperated with Teddy. Like the fact that she just walks in and just started brow-beating Teddy, like really you're crying,
Starting point is 00:11:13 is kind of like a real housewise of New York level of response. Yeah, because Teddy's always like, ooh, world compass. So Rin is like, oh my god, we're gonna do archery, fine! Is that fun? Ladies, archery is so tight.
Starting point is 00:11:32 F-Fight. So then Erica's up making her bed, which you know Erica's depressed if she's making her own bed. You have to say, I ain't going down there, fuck my animal! I'm disability, and it got one penny. I've been good friends to those girls. And what happened last night? Well, not cool. He was not cool at all. Yeah, so Rina checks in and is basically like, hi. So those two dumbasses downstairs, right?
Starting point is 00:11:58 They don't remember anything. So they're probably, they feel bad. They're gonna come by and talk to you later. So just prepare for that. Herk is like, oh, great. Oh, Jesus Christ. Christ, I'm a cracker. They're gonna probably come up here. Fenty God, name times. Raging regret. Raging regret. Raging regret.
Starting point is 00:12:15 Oh, my pussy. Oh, my pussy. Pup pussy. Raging regret. Oh, my pussy. And Rinna's like, oh, they feel bad. And she's like, oh, they feel bad. She's like, oh yeah, I'm sure they devastated. Yeah, devastated. Exactly. So they go off to do some archery and we get like archery high jinks and Rin is like, I can't get the target. Maybe I just have to pretend it's sales goals on QBC. Nailed it!
Starting point is 00:12:45 Are you kidding me right now? Dereet's like, well, when you're in a group of women and there's some resolve feelings with the women, you feel it in the air. It's like being an inelevator with PIKI! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha awkward energy, you know, plank archery, and also it's like the most awkward trip ever. I have to say there's been a lot of trips on housewives and this is one of the most awkward that they've taken. So congrats on that, you know. And Karla was like, yeah, just no one, if anybody wants to hit me with the archery, just don't, the bone arrow, just don't, just look in the other direction.
Starting point is 00:13:39 Okay. And then Erica just gives her a look and then the sound effect goes Yeah, it was like a top chef quick fire challenge transition So Renna finally hits when and Teddy's like oh, I'm Teddy can we talk by your Erica? And Erica's like oh god here we go and Erica starts doing that thing where she's pulling her pulling on her extensions that Bravo ladies do and they get really nervous You know, yeah, yeah, so Teddy is like um, I'm taking full responsibility You might even say accountability cuz that's what I do for my bad behavior last night and
Starting point is 00:14:16 All I was trying to say was that like like what a one you're like a great friend and you're like so nice But like in a group like when I when I what like when you feel the disconnection Like I take it on and I feel uncomfortable because you're a bitch. You're a bitch. I hate you You apologize to me and blame me for you I'm a little confused here because that person outside last night I'm like who is that comes out person, that's the last line. I'm like, who is this? Who is this, Teddy? Hmm? Yeah, well what Teddy have you been dealing with, you know?
Starting point is 00:14:50 You're fine with this Teddy when it's against somebody else, you know? But then when this Teddy is against you, you're screwed, you know? That's what it is. Like, you want nuclear weapons fine. But then when everybody else gets them, then you're going to be all scared. Get rid of nuclear weapons, down with Teddy! Teddy, I mean, ultimately Teddy and Kyle are insecure people who care a lot about what people think of them, and so if they see someone who is like just in a mood, they take it
Starting point is 00:15:20 personally, and I get it because I like that, And what they, and what I have to work on, and what I feel like I have worked a lot on, is if someone is just being cold and icy, it's like saying, well fuck them, they're the ones who are missing out, and I'm gonna keep on having fun over here. And that's what they have to do, but they can't do that, so they feel a certain sort of way,
Starting point is 00:15:39 and then rather than face the notion that they may suck, they just blame it on them instead, and they get mad at them, rather than face the notion that they may suck. They just blame it on them instead and they get mad at them because it's easier to push your shit onto someone else than to like take stock in your own personality. Well, yeah, that's one way to look at it. The ronny way of looking at it is you tried to start a fight with some between two people
Starting point is 00:15:59 and this time it didn't work, you little fuckers. And so now you're stuck with the consequences because someone knows what you're up to because they were planning it with you the last time. You can't just keep using the same thing over and over. Okay. If you want to be mad at Rina, go be mad at Rina. I'd love to see that. I'd love to see you guys try and go against Rina and then watch her make Midsmead out of you. Okay. Yeah. Don't, don't, don't play proxy wars on this with Miss Erica Jane. Young ladies. So Erica's like's like you know because Teddy says her excuse
Starting point is 00:16:26 You know, it's like the typical oh was drunk. I mean I was just so drunk and Erica's like, but you know who tells the truth Drunks and children mix them and you got truth tell the drunk children The whole of grandma's story a drunk baby. Oh, like Jesus Christ look like a compulsively live life. I thought he's alright Drunks and children and makeup artists always tell you the truth. I'll tell you who else was a lion, Dick Clark, but that's not the head over there. And we'll get to it when we get to it. All right. It's Eric is like, okay, I mean, you have issues with me.
Starting point is 00:17:01 And you internally think that I'm fake. And today's like, I don't think you're fake Emidiya flashed back to last night of Teddy basically being like She basically only does things that will make you feel good, but it's a very fake relationship The fake person She's and she's like well, you know what but you're mood is because you're a mood it, well, you know what, but you're moot. It's because you're moot. It triggers me, you know. And Erica's just staring at her like this bitch, this bitch. I have a gay club to go party in. So Erica's like, well, I appreciate the apology. And then she just sits there and stare as a teddy and makes Teddy stand up and walk over to her to give her the hug. Such a power move.
Starting point is 00:17:42 Yeah, I'm just like, all right, well, she means to self up bones, anybody else came so what a girl, all right, I'm fucking Such a power move. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see. All right. Well, she means herself up on anybody else. Okay. So let it go. All right. So Kyle and Rinna to read her outside staring at this iced tea container. And Kyle's like, oh my god. See, talks.
Starting point is 00:17:58 They must know what's going on. Sorry, that was Rinna. And so they come back in there because like, oh wow. Those are so pretty, those cupcakes and those animal sparkles, wow, animal sparkles. And Kyle's like, this end. I'm really sorry that Teddy hurt your feelings. I'd like to take responsibility for Teddy being an idiot. No, but she's like, I'm sorry for hurting your feelings. And she's like, yeah, they hurt my feelings. I guess out? You've never hurt my feelings before, you know.
Starting point is 00:18:27 That was all I could for you, this guy. Oh, shit. It was out of line. Kyle says, well, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. And Erica just, which is, shouldn't be, I'm sorry, that I hurt your feelings, but Erica goes, thank you.
Starting point is 00:18:44 Thank you. And they sort of like patch that things up. And then they all go walk away and the camera just lingers on the cupcakes that know and ate. No, they got a good shot of five full cupcakes. I was like, oh wait, don't you guys want to talk about eating disorders again before you go?
Starting point is 00:19:01 Yeah, remember that conversation? How far you've come? Okay, we'll just leave the cup case behind. Sure. Yeah. So back to Beverly Hills. Provence gives a big thank you to this cast for going to hell home. Yeah, exactly. So we open it to eat in PK's house in Beverly Hills And she's like, He's like, I want to paint up Buddhist jelly sandwich, babe. Peanut butter and jelly, or what, babe? Peanut butter and jelly, perfect for getting over that... ...that diabetes transitional period. I've got diabetes, PB&J, babe.
Starting point is 00:19:41 It's like tastiest diabetes. Got a monitor of the blood sugar, so I guess I'll have some PB&J. It's my kind of guy. Why do I like PK? I think because I'm on a diet, and that's so me on a diet. Listen, if I just have four peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, it's better than sex. Well, fruit is a jelly and peanuts are a protein. Okay, give it to me.
Starting point is 00:20:03 So, do you say, we had such a good time, Provence? That group, we just, we moved to a different level. There's like a closeness, a bond. I, I, I can't quite say what's missing. I wonder what the missing element is of that group. That's like a slightly smaller group than what it was earlier in the season. I don't know what's missing.
Starting point is 00:20:20 It's something that rounds with Canbercrump. Missing from the group. I just can't put my finger on it. Hello, this is Lisa Rinnah. We have an ad coming up. So you better listen to it, baby. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable.
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Starting point is 00:21:27 to, I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. So then Kyle and Fay, Fay resident, back, back in Takia than ever. Just sitting in Kyle's house and Kyle's like, and true form form god, this is just so Kyle. I get inspired wherever I go So I need a French field of this house, you know, I'd like a barrel of rosé. I'd like to to Fremend some rosé in an oak barrel right there and call this Villabosa. Yeah, Kyle still does not have a dining table Mainly because she still has to find someone who's dining table. She envies more than what she would want to have
Starting point is 00:22:10 So she's just could she's probably just still on like a tour of different households Before she wants to one up someone. I know she can't remember with Vanderpump's coffee Dining room table. I bet she's like dammit. If only I could get back in there. Yeah, at least it was probably like We're gonna get a new table soon and Kyle's just waiting waiting and waiting Checking your Instagram every day Lisa Vanderpump is just eating on like TV tray tables just this revenge. Yeah Yeah, she probably like covers for table and that weird material they put on new cars before they're ready to go into market But they have to test drive them. I was like, what is that? I can't see the shape too many little
Starting point is 00:22:49 shapes on it. Okay, so face like, yeah, I'm embarrassed. I'm like, you should be. Okay, I saw your last design. So Eric and Mike are next. He's like, yeah. And she's like, well, well, we first we get a close-up of a hat that says bitch vibes Also, I noticed they're in the Pasadena closet. What happened to their big Eric and Jane office? Did that video game just not pay the millions of dollars we all thought was coming? Maybe there was an asbestos problem You know you asked and that's my theory. There's just just straight out there. There's this Mike had a good time on Call of Teddy had a mini crusade for two nights
Starting point is 00:23:33 Then I should be mad that really dressed up like Erica Jane and acting like Erica Jane Who's not Erica dronny or fair away? Which is Halloween but for fair and Mike. He's like Jesus Christ. Yeah, I can't even follow this. Okay, and I'm paid He's like even for me. I can't even be like that Yeah, I mean I took Gretchen Rossi seriously in an episode where she was dancing So that's pretty bad. This is too much. She's like I was like I said it when I've been dressed up as you I was like, has anyone even dressed up as here? So now we go back to Doree and she's dressed out because she has a
Starting point is 00:24:17 Window display that's gonna be debuting at Kitson on Robertson in a few days And she's lost five days already and then we see a flashback of Doree checking out her window and I had to record it because every now and then Doreet screeches like she's being murdered so here is the sound of Doreet looking at her Beverly Beach window display. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH or the time that she was seeing happy birthday. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Soft clap. That soft, decay clap.
Starting point is 00:25:17 There have been so many of them just this season. She's really on a full... Oh, Doret Lee. and she's really on a window a p case like hey babe How about you have nothing in the window honey? That's our babe. That's art This is what he's been doing to all his clients for years, right? Like it's all right. This is what we're gonna do for your green room. We have nothing in there. All right It's art board George just comes out in silence and stairs to the audience. It's all it's all babe It's all right. So she's made, she's making, she's friends with everybody now. She's decided to grace her ex-enemies with the honor of making a Dereet bathing suit
Starting point is 00:26:17 or a Dereet piece of clothing in their name. Yes. And the first one is a cover up for Camille and it's got holes all over it. And she's like, it's got holes like most things that come out of a mouth. And for Teddy, she's made some underwear. What'd she make for Teddy? It's like something very forgettable
Starting point is 00:26:36 so really unbranded for Teddy. Yeah, I can't even remember what it is. It's like a pool umbrella. Yeah, it's like just like something totally useless at the pool. So Dorit is like just like something totally useless at the pool. So Doreet is like, she's so mad at Camille because she heard that Camille was talking shit about her, but she doesn't know what it's about. She just knows that Rina had said that, but because Camille lost her house, she can't go in on Camille. So she's just like going nuts over there and she says, she's gonna be seeing Camille tonight at the reveal and she wants to give her a piece of her mind
Starting point is 00:27:05 But she's gonna have to hold off just for a moment. Yeah, so she's like we need to redo this entire thing And P.K. is like well, you know Camille's in a place, you know, let's support her be kind that'll show you You know, you need that. Hey, you need to be even if sometimes she doesn't want it basically She's a cover-up with Holtz tonight. What can I tell you, baby? Needled it. You didn't do it on that one, baby. So that night, oh, I made a sound like they were doing the reveal that night.
Starting point is 00:27:33 It was actually because that night they all go to a restaurant, except for Kyle, to have dinner. And Rina has brought Denise and Camille bags of QVC clothing to wear since they literally lost everything. So she has them and Denise arrives and Rena has like her full-fledged sympathy voice out, which I love because she's like, Oh Denise Denise oh How are you You are you Lisa Rina QVC clothing for people who have lost everything baby He's like, oh, you're so cute. You're you're so cute. This okay. I mean, I'll never wear this, but you're so cute
Starting point is 00:28:24 So everybody arrives and Teddy's like got you some flannels you're so cute. This is, oh, okay. I mean, I'll never wear this, but you're so cute. So everybody arrives and Teddy's like, got you some flannels first. So, you know, everyone arrives and Camille arrives and she's like, you look amazing. And now Denise's attitude, like Denise, you okay. And her house looked a lot better than Camille's,
Starting point is 00:28:41 obviously, because Camille lost everything. And Denise didn't, but her house is really smoke damage and they and they have to get rid of everything you know but Denise's attitude is like you know what look here's how I look at it we're rich as fuck my husband's got a huge dick right have you ever seen the an arm on a baby giraffe right that's basically what we're talking about you're fine right keep the flannels yeah listen as long as I got an insurance policy on that wing I'll be good. So then yeah, you want to burn my dick down. You'll see me cry. Yeah, all right So Camille arrives and even though the women are so mad at her they're all like Camille
Starting point is 00:29:19 Oh, and they're giving you these big fake hugs. It's so fake. It's hilarious Yeah, Denise is like, everything's great. And Camille's like, oh my god. You know, Camille isn't as positive. But yeah, they're all giving her big old fake hugs. And then we find out her assistant passed away, which is really sad. We already found out on this show, so we've already been sad.
Starting point is 00:29:40 But I mean, still really sad, Scott. And she, then we get some clips of Scott you know and the clips of all of Camille's friends are always Camille saying something. Never anything that they've said she's like Rebells Bergus, right Scott? Remember Scott everybody? Remember when I said Rebells Bergus to Scott? So Cam is like, I never thought I'd be in a situation and Rina is like, yeah, you never thought you'll, you never think you're in a situation where you'll have no clothes, right?
Starting point is 00:30:13 Camille is like, oh, a house, oh, a house. And then they're like, yeah, but you have that, that beach house, right? Like, already trying to undermine her, like, her tragic situation. She's like, yeah, but I mean, that's like a set of constructions of vacation now. This was like my house house. You know, yeah, Denise is like, well, yeah, come on, Camille, we're lucky.
Starting point is 00:30:35 I mean, we're in a financial situation where we can rebuild. You know, have you ever seen a dick? Have you ever seen a giant dick male hammer into a plank? It's amazing. Camille's like, you know, I don't think Denise understands. I've never seen a giant dick male a hammer into a plank. It's amazing. I can be like, you know, I don't think Denise understands. I mean, okay, Denise is very lucky that her rented house did not get burnt down. It's like, oh, I know.
Starting point is 00:30:56 I swear, I'm cursed. I mean, now my daughter's acting like a diva. My business manager's out of the country for two weeks. I lost my Chipotle card. I'm like, curses. I have to go to a confinement store. And David, he was saying to me that, you know, we lost his boots. You lost your boots. And yes.
Starting point is 00:31:21 You lost your boots and your skis. He wants his boots because he wants a man and he needs to have those and so you know you have to go get him some boots Go get him somewhere boots and so I'm saying So she had to go find boots for her husband everyone's like oh my god you poor So then we cut back to Doreen pk walking to the kitchen Yeah, and she's like you don't understand what I've gone through It's like the town just burnt down. Can we just can we not talk about how rough it's been on Dereet? You know, I know exactly although it is funny
Starting point is 00:31:58 We should mention that while Camille was telling her like sob story which is by the way a legitimate sob story That she's like I had to go and just get an old burberry coat. It's like, just had to get something from Chanel, it's a more dusty thing from Chanel. Yes, so embarrassed. So they go to unveil the window and of course, to read, it's like, what have you done?
Starting point is 00:32:23 I don't like the way this looks, it's disproportionate. It's supposed to be a workout room. Beverly Beach is about strong empowered women. This is not empowered. It's like, oh god, Doreet. So Doreet goes in, she's like, the man should be on that side of the window. What are we doing? I have to do everything myself.
Starting point is 00:32:44 So she goes in and she moves one man to get it's like perfect. I did everything myself like typical Honey, it's lady. It's already looking so much better honey babe. Bye, but looks better look at that But it's supposed to be a sandbox with diamond sand in it. Oh, okay Everyone starts applauding Everyone starts applauding her. Everyone's applauding her like she just saw like world peace, you know. Catching move two things. And then they have this creepy child gold mannequin and Indian, like the Indian, Indian style, but we call it across your leg.
Starting point is 00:33:19 Cross your leg. And I was like, you're creepy. Okay, that's a creepy thing in this window. Get rid of that creepy child. Well, this is the same store that hosted Mike Shouhead's baby shoe launch. So they melted the kid to try to mom. They melted the child model and now they just use the moon window to place.
Starting point is 00:33:37 So now we go over to a boutique called Bash, Bash. There's like an ampersand in the middle of it. So clever. And Teddy's like trying to open the door, she like stumbles into the shop, whoa, those heavy door, I'm gonna hold it accountable. Is that Teddy's thing now, she just can't come through doors. Look what is that? No, I think that's what art.
Starting point is 00:33:56 She's the ball. She's the ball. She's the storyline for the year. Teddy and doors, all right, print. So Denise joins her, Denise looks absolutely thrilled to be shooting a scene with Teddy all the way in the middle of Beverly Hills Where she has to pretend to shop for clothes. No, Denise doesn't even try anything on. She's like, I'm too late to try something on Which means she doesn't want to buy any of this shit But she does, she feels do mean to not buy something. Yeah
Starting point is 00:34:20 So Denise is like, well, you know the power is is the unamalable, you know, Camille lost her home. And I know everyone's upset with Camille, but I'm glad that one brought it up the other night. That would have been accurate. And Teddy's like, well, you know, we have to wait now. That sucks. We tried to get on Erica. That failed. All right, you're next. Yeah. Should she be mad at Rene for something? Yeah. Uh, Denise is like,
Starting point is 00:34:49 I feel like Denise was barely paying attention to Teddy. And at one point, she was like, I guess I have to ask her a question about Camille. I'll ask you a really slow question. I don't even remember what she asked. I just remember that the music stopped. And then it was like awkward silence. And then Denise just looked at Teddy and was like, so Camille, huh?
Starting point is 00:35:04 I think yeah, she's like, this Camille seem okay to you. Teddy was like, so Camille, huh? I, yeah, she's like, this Camille seem okay to you. Teddy's like, who am I the judge? It's a low-well. You're an accountability coach, so you're specifically the one to judge. Yeah, have you watched this show? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:16 So Denise is like, no matter what I go through, I try to find something positive, you know? But I just wish Camille would look at it like, yes, it's traumatic, but also it's a fresh start. So she asked about the trip and Teddy's like, I forgot everything that happened, but you know, I woke up and then everything started going backwards. So I could so weird, I just became friends with the lady named Lisa Vanderpump. Yeah, so strange. So is that movie called Benjamin Button maybe? Oh, Memento?
Starting point is 00:35:46 Yeah, Memento. Teddy Mento. Melon Campo. It's Memento, the cheesiest version of Memento. She has to leave a little post, you know, it's for herself, which you probably love doing. I'm keeping my memory accountable. She's like, don't forget to text yourself your weight
Starting point is 00:36:08 I just remembered my weight Oh, I just remembered wait a second it was me it was me who planted it all along Who is me who ate that chip Spoiler alert to anyone who hasn't seen memento Spoiler alert to anyone who hasn't seen memento It's about eating chips. It's where Guy Richie are one of those guys name Oh Not Guy Richie. Oh my god. I'm just frustrating people on purpose now. They're driving around like fuck you Ronnie Okay, he hasn't done anything a long time guy. Is there's name guy? Yeah, he guy for you. It's a richie
Starting point is 00:36:42 It's guy Fieri. It's where guy Fieri has a short-term memory loss and we never have to hear from him again. He gets going to the same diner, drive-in, and dive. Oh. Dive's Dives and Dives. So Denise is... He's like, where are my song glasses? They're in the back of your head. Goddamn it.
Starting point is 00:37:00 Yeah, basically nothing happens in here. It's totally boring. But then on the way out Teddy gets blown away by the door Which is the most interesting thing she's done all season was hold on to that door for her dear life Lord So let's see here so now read and Corey my sweet My sweet heart! So now is the unveiling for everybody. Guy Pierce, thank you.
Starting point is 00:37:32 Guy Pierce Vietti. Guy Pierce Vieri, Richie. So we go see Doreet's unveiling and she's like, No, it's a big now. I've got to men's line cover ups have less and she now that that Vanderpump has gone she is fully stealing Lisa's entrance which is that she walks in and goes hello like no that's how Lisa walks in okay you're not allowed to do the high swoop down low and back up again, hello, okay? Not that he says.
Starting point is 00:38:06 We look at Miss signature camera and see the boom trees guys. So then she tells everybody that they have something named after him and Kimmy is like, wow, I got something named after me. Wow. Yeah. So everybody pretends to be super excited and Teddy's like I love mine close it sporty Yeah, Doreet's probably like it wasn't supposed to be that way, but sure sure And so then they're they're all happy and Camille says to Doreet the more time I spend with you
Starting point is 00:38:39 The more I feel bad about anything I've ever said in the past and probably anything I might say later tonight And to reach this goes yeah So they're all like big deal big deal, you know genius. She says genius Like that's a genius and Camille goes genius her reveal with a garbage bag Camille is like not fucking around and you know what? Thank you. I know a lot of people were like Camille such a bitch this season We should be so happy that there's someone who is like speaking their mind and not afraid to Even when it's about stuff. We don't agree with okay
Starting point is 00:39:19 At least she is just like out there saying shit instead of doing the Kyle like oh, well, I kind of feel like maybe The Camille's like fuck it. I'm gonna say it. I'll say it if you want me to say it because now we've said it Yeah, so they go to dinner and to read like well, it just came together I don't look to fires to put that sorry Camille. I'm so sorry What I was trying to say I was so mad that there were flames on the side of my face. Oh, I'm so sorry. And she's like, well, no problem, that'll hurt me for a long time. And Teddy and Edwin are just in the back texting on their phone.
Starting point is 00:39:58 I was like, this is a real fun group. So they get to check out. I like the way that Aaron is also there. He is like randomly tagged. I didn't even realize Edwin was there until like 15 minutes later in the show when they was like a shot of him Slurping spaghetti or something like that So they finally get to dinner and Carl's like oh my god I love everything with the fireplace America's like that was a fireplace
Starting point is 00:40:18 You know they They were the fireplace headed out of the winter and Carl's like I do that I do my fireplace in the winter and I was like, I do that. I do my fireplace in the winter. And Eric is like, yeah, after that trip, I'm just making sure the Kyle blows that we're okay. And the way I do that is by telling there are fireplace in the summer in Nidiotica. Cause what a super choice. And the fuck does that stupid Kyle wouldn't it? Uh, cause Lisa Vanderpump once lit her fireplace in the summer just to fuck with Kyle and now Kyle has the light here's all summer long All I'm sweating by it. So Kyle has an announcement and she's like, uh, you guys
Starting point is 00:40:54 We're having an event for the agency To celebrate the 25th agency and the party's gonna be at one of our listings downtown like, oh my god How many parties how many times do we have to celebrate the agency? Oh, guess what? Someone opened up an envelope at the agency. Let's have a party. Hey, Maricio took a shit in the new agency office. Let's have a party.
Starting point is 00:41:14 I think they needed to do a real housewives of New York like they did with Luan. They're like, okay, we love you. We're proud of you. We're sick of going to real estate parties. Yeah. We're not shooting at another fucking real estate party, Kyle. Yeah, like the agency does not need to be celebrated every two seconds, okay?
Starting point is 00:41:29 Either you have a party for the 25th agency or you wear the hat. But you don't get to wear the hat and the t-shirt and all that stuff and then make us go to your parties, alright? It's one or the other. Yeah, Kyle. Enough. We don't need to go to a 20. You open your 25th branch of the agency Please please yeah, and so then they test the test they toast to Rees it test for to read I would love that
Starting point is 00:41:54 To read what country are we in right now? Bonio So Rin is like I have to give it to Jareet. We've come a long way baby. We've come from here to here. When she says it, she goes, from here are people doing coke in your bathroom to here. You don't deserve this to be. You don't deserve the evil that Lisa Fanta pump has run upon your head. Oh, they'll, D-reached moment is coming. They're gonna start turning on her again. That's for sure.
Starting point is 00:42:28 I think now that Vanderpump's out of the way, I think de-reach is gonna be the new target, especially since the scuddle, but is that people are liking to read a little bit. So, I think it's coming. I think it's coming. I think it'll come from Kyle, because Kyle was hoping that she was gonna rise
Starting point is 00:42:40 to the top of the season once Vanderpump was gone, and now she's still, she's actually, so many people dislike Kyle now, that she's gonna have to go after someone. Yeah so they're talking about so to read out of nowhere is like where there's been certain things this year with a friend of ours. Did we have it new here? I was like oh jeez can you make it through one damn dinner without talking about you didn't say Soon I mean come on That lady you talked about a glass has been 25,000
Starting point is 00:43:17 So come here was like has anyone seen her and of course no one's heard from Lisa band of pomp Which then leads to them all saying it's so hurtful, it's so hurtful. Yeah, it's so hurtful that you guys all, like this woman who is depressed and crying on the steps of Van Opom dogs about her brother, her poor brother who committed suicide, and then you guys all jump on her ass because she tried it out a dog to make the reat
Starting point is 00:43:39 look like a bozo, and then you guys ran her off the, well, I'm not gonna blame them for running her off the show. That was Lisa's own dumb fall, too She's she's not innocent in this either But come on like don't play like you guys her like Innocent parties in this whole situation. Yeah, and to read just keeps going because she's like, please let's talk about something other than my awkward Wind so she's like she's been invited to everything for example Camille She was invited to your shower, and you're waiting! Like, oh god, ladies, please do something else.
Starting point is 00:44:09 Yeah. And Camille's like, okay, guys, she should have come. She should have come. And they all just stare at her. You let her off the hook, though. You let her off the hook. Well, she should have come. Ha, ha, ha.
Starting point is 00:44:18 You, you let her off the hook, Camille. You, you really did. Yeah, she should have been there. Okay, I'm gonna sit again, bitch. You let her off the hook Okay, do you hear the words coming out my lips? Do I have to say my tagline from two seasons ago again? You let her off the fucking hook come here. When are you gonna listen to me? Yeah, she just said like 20 times and Denise is just like you know I don't think we should be talking about this. She just laughs, your mother fucking goddamn house,
Starting point is 00:44:45 goddamn it. And Denise is like, seriously, why are we talking about this? Again, just let it go. And Rin is like, you know what? Camille, we weren't gonna talk about this, but Camille's like, no, if you have something to talk about, I don't want you holding onto that. Me losing my house is independent from whatever situation
Starting point is 00:45:05 You're sad about I need to hear bring it up go ahead. Let's talk about it. Yeah, which Which you know this is gonna be disaster also by the way when Rina kept on pestering her about like you letter off the hook Come here. I was like I guess I was weak in that moment, which I think is a totally fine and actually like That's an accountable owning it moment to say yeah, I was weak in that moment like what else do what else do these women want They want her to be mad at Lisa basic. Yeah, they want you to be mad at whoever the group is mad at. They're the worst Yeah, so Kyle's like well Confestations that we've had about Lisa We're contradictory to what you said in people magazine. Think that Lisa's been amazing to you
Starting point is 00:45:45 and that she encouraged you to take a leap. I mean, you know, that was bad timing. Why is it bad to say something nice about someone you're friends with? I know. People are fucking terrible. Exactly. I mean, things that Kyle's probably said in the public,
Starting point is 00:45:56 like, well, you know, like she chose, I can't quote, cause I don't remember what Kyle said, but I feel like I've read things where Kyle has made it seem like, well, I'll always have a place for her, but she's just not liking me right now. May gets, which is contradictory to what we see right there, which is that Kyle was totally part of this like witch hunt, you know? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:16 So, so Riddis, like, Riddis, like trying to be gentle with Camille, and she actually is. She's just trying to, you know, you know, she's trying to be like, well, you know, you know, it's just the timing was weird. We're like leaving your wedding. And then we read this article and we're like, that's funny, that's true to it. What a two-faced pitch with a lovely wedding that we just are still have literally one foot in. What a two-faced pitch. It would be gentle with you. Yeah, and Camille's like, well, I'm so glad that you're telling me the truth because I just have to learn to be more in the moment and say what I feel in the
Starting point is 00:46:48 moment instead of getting that later. And Teddy's like, um, okay, well, now that we've already solved this, let me run into the ground a little bit more. Okay. Yeah. Um, I think what's confusing is that you say one thing to us and then you say something else. Like, to me, like, I'm saying, what is she saying behind my back? Yeah. I think she hates your guts. Pretty much like she says to your face. Like, I don't really see anything contradictory here. She told you guys she was still friends with her, and that she was upset she didn't come
Starting point is 00:47:15 to the wedding. What the fuck do you want her to do? Burn down Bella Rosa? I know. I think Camille is like, well, I mean, have I talked about some of the girls behind their backs when they've hurt me? Yes, I have. Of course I have. And they have and they all like like they don't talk about each other I mean that like that's all that Teddy does to talk about oh I feel like she feel like this
Starting point is 00:47:31 Oh, she does this or whatever you know like they all talk and by the way Kyle also she goes you know with Camille There's no middle ground. She'll say whatever she needs to appease you or she'll come at you with a dagger And I'm like well, what is the middle ground there someone Someone who's like, wish you washy, like you. I mean, what else do you want? Yeah, you're saying you don't like her middle ground because she's... Ugh! Frustrating. So anyway, Camille's like,
Starting point is 00:47:53 well, maybe you've never said anything about me, Teddy. And Teddy goes, um, actually, I'd say everything that I have to say about you to your face. I like that you flip-flop, and then you speak out of both sides of your mouth, and Camille's like, oh, okay, but there you go, you know, so I'm a flip flopper and you're a know-it-all. And it's like she just shut Teddy down right then and there. And Camille's like bullshit, Teddy topspot and people's backs all the time, which she totally does. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:21 And then she's like, well, I guess I've been called a lot worse, you know, and then it it goes, it shows a clip of Camille, people calling Camille things. Like when someone's like, you're a seaworth, Camille, to read, it's like, yes, Camille, you're a real seaworth. And then Kyle going, you're a fucking liar, Camille. And then it's a reunion, Andy going, well, people on mind have said, you're conniving, passive aggressive, narcissistic, catty, jealous, cruel. I was like, what are we reading your LinkedIn profile now? Come on. So then, like, basically, you know, it seems like everything's resolved with Teddy telling Camille what she thinks. Camille would be like, basically saying like, I don't care. You know, she's like, whatever.
Starting point is 00:49:01 Like, you talk about behind my back, so what do you want me to do about it? I've been called where. So, goes, well that was easy and then to read like well I didn't want to mention this but Do you know I want to know I want to know no, yeah, I said sad I guess it's gonna come out What I guess it's gonna come out anyway So I'm gonna say well, I said that you said certain things about to reach and give me a sec Yeah, I've said some things
Starting point is 00:49:45 It's true. There were some things that I said. Things that I've said and I've said Some things in Kazakhstan, but we don't know what it was and friend is like yeah, I said that can be I'll tell you Cuz that's what kind of person I am. I'm a good person. You do it. That's your opportunity. I found with this I can be like like She's basically like sure. She's like I'll tell you what I said Well, I had to get to know you and I didn't trust you. I didn't know where you're getting all this money from. I was, I was talking to someone and then to read like, what's all you talking about?
Starting point is 00:50:14 Get all what money from. And she's like, well, people that want to know, people I know, want to know what I know. And then she tells us she really want me to be honest. Be careful, but about Jewish for. So then Camille finally someone on this show brings it up. She's like, just go. Well, your husband was telling me about how he found for bankruptcy. And then we're like, it's like one year earlier and PK was saying, well, I was a billionaire babe and I had a nowhere. And now I get taken down because what happens is you get me two big fear
Starting point is 00:50:46 Beats and then you get taken down So this is all beyond Your controls, you know, you know you literally too many PB and J sandwiches and you can't fit in your boots anymore And they take you down they say all right there goes your billion dollars because you can't fit in your new boots And I was like where does she get all those clothes and those diamonds and this Bentley? I mean, you look as fabulous. I did say that. It's amazing. It's amazing. I'm so glad you look great. I would have told you, you look amazing.
Starting point is 00:51:11 I just don't know where you get it from. Is it rented? Is it from that consign store where I got my Burberry? Mimmy editor is coming to help her and she's telling us, well, do we just come across to somebody who's pretending to be someone she's not? I mean, the car. And then we see her giving that hurts Bentley. The helicopter landing for PK's party. The China.
Starting point is 00:51:32 And this time you have to be Larry of people who live way beyond their means because you don't know if they're your friends for the right reasons. Okay, Camille, you found a phrasier. Wasn't your like big romantic story about meeting phras Fraser that you found and faced down drunk in a bar, took him home, cleaned him up and married him? I mean, come on. You know, don't throw stones when you live in a drunk house. Yeah, but at least her money makes sense.
Starting point is 00:51:54 It's like, oh, okay, he's Fraser. So that's where she has money from. I mean, the truth is this, to somebody from my money, I didn't steal it. Doreeda is basically saying what we've all been thinking for three years. Where are they getting their money from, especially now as all these stories
Starting point is 00:52:10 are circulating around, is that crazy woman who was tracking down Dorita's bankruptcy, there was issues with the belagia or something like that, all this scandal that's following, and then PK writes it off as just, oh, people want to take him down, because he's a billionaire No, no plenty of billionaires and millionaires who no one's trying to take down like that like there's all this weird shit
Starting point is 00:52:32 And basically Camille did a classic and now we've said it moment, okay, and I was I was just like oh my god Oh my god, this is so good. I know but like instantly made this so good again, you know. Yeah. And so to read it's like, my husband built a two billion dollar business from zero. Two million. That's great. Yeah. I don't believe any of this. So like how do you get like, okay, so if you're two billion, if you have a two billion dollar business, how did you become become bankrupt? And what was the two billion dollar business for? What was that? So many questions. She's like, well, in 2008, it was best. And so he claimed bankruptcy like many bankrupt and what was the two billion dollar business for what was that so many questions she's like well in 2008 with best and so he claimed bankruptcy like many other successful men and she's like yes and he talked about that just where that was two thousand a day ten
Starting point is 00:53:16 years ago what you're talking about do it come here like your husband does a lot of money to someone who's very very close to me Wow, this is getting real good now. I'm gonna be like oh please. She doesn't deny it. She's goes. Oh, please Then Kyle's like this cross is a line this cross is a line You guys were the ones that just brought this up, you know, you guys are such days. They make her do it They make a front they make her a confront and Rinna's like, well, I didn't know she was gonna say all that Rinna she told you that Dorita big fake and pretending to have money that she doesn't have of course It's coming from her husband like come on
Starting point is 00:53:59 So came this is real. I mean you came after me. So I came after you Huh, I'm like well, you did start you did start picking a bone with Camille So you know you never know with Camille you got to be careful, okay? Yeah, you did this to you Yeah, and she's like my husband doesn't know your friend and then honey And Camille's like well you said she wanted me to be honest and run a second She didn't go that far with me when you were talking wanted me to be honest. And when it's like a certain... She didn't go that far with me, but when you were talking to me about it, it's crazy. Yeah, and then she's like, I know for certain, I know for certain, and to reach like, you can give me whatever you want to come heal, I guess, in terms of like the truth or whatever, and come heal.
Starting point is 00:54:40 I was like, you don't want me to do that. Don't threaten me, Camille. I'm not. I'm protecting you from the lies and the crimes and the terrible things your husband did that you're most certainly aware of. Well, I'm sorry. But I know what going after someone's husband is. Remember this went this show was really good. And then we get a clip of Lisa Rina doing the glass smash and I'm so damn trying to strangle Kim And I just love Camille is like not only just Just attacking to read but all like wrapping it up in the bow of protection like I'm trying to protect you I'm trying to protect you, you know, I know your husband knows that over a million to a company But there's and there's lawyers involved to lawyers, lawyers. At which point Denise is like, Zip it, zip it. No, no, no, don't come here.
Starting point is 00:55:29 No, no, don't do this anymore. Yeah, well, too late. You know, you guys open the door. So you can't like act like such woosey's now that the door has been open. You and they all know what's going on. I mean, as we've mentioned in their Bahamas trip, that's when she was accosted by that lady. It's like, yeah, my friend, she $100,000 when you got a pant to read.
Starting point is 00:55:47 And they decided not to show any of that on the show. But all these ladies know what's going on, you know, but on this show, they make a deal not to talk about certain things. But they knew that Camille was going to do it. Right. They're all acting so innocent. So to read, I hope that you can see that. Of course, you can't because you're dumb dumb.
Starting point is 00:56:04 But. And then in the middle of all this, Aaron like lifts his head up from the T-bone steak that he's probably eating, he's like, what's going on, babe? She's like, ah, just keep eating. You have to see, right? So then he meals like, it's not nonsense, it's not. And to me, he's like, can we all come on? I'm trying to protect you.
Starting point is 00:56:22 She's protecting me, he's not saying anything at all, all right She goes, but if I don't say anything you guys are to face that's true That's so true also you're on a reality show so you have to say something okay, but Camille is right If she doesn't say something they're gonna use her being to face which is what they've actually already done yeah So now everybody's mad at Camille, but you know, I guess you can do that But I would love to see some untruths. Well, Rina's like Camille. Maybe you should do this in private I'm like well then maybe Darius should have encountered her should have confronted her private Rina who started all of this you got a little right. Yeah, and then
Starting point is 00:57:01 Cause like this guys everybody's just gonna get hurt And then, cause like this, guys, everybody's just gonna get hurt. Shut up with your faux sympathy Kyle. Well, let's, let's go around and attack Camille Day. And at some point it does feel overwhelming. I mean, and it's like, where are you waiting for so long? Yeah. Camille's like, yes, but that's because you're all coming after me. At which point do these goes, two wrongs don't make a right, which was like a bombshell idea
Starting point is 00:57:28 on Bravo. He's like, what? Yeah, it does. But it does make a TV show. So there we go. So then it's just really awkward. And Denise is like, well, you know, there's some things we don't got to talk about. But hey, before that, I had a nice time.
Starting point is 00:57:41 This was fun. All right. Come on, Dick. Hooked onto the guy. Get out of here. And then next week is the season finale and we see the return of Lisa Vanderpump as she, as she opens up. Vanderpump cocktail garden in Jesus Palace.
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