Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Les Misérables

Episode Date: June 19, 2019

"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" continue their jaunt through Provence, and after having their BEST DAY EVAAAAAH, Kyle and Teddi promptly ruin it all by poking ceaselessly at Erika. It's the perfect excuse for us to rant and rave (mostly ranting).See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFind bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Who cares what happens when there's so much that crapens. Crappins. Hello and welcome to Watcher Crappins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker from the Real Housewares of Kitchen Island. It's like a real househouse of New York parody that's on YouTube. Go check it out. And joining me is the hilarious and wonderful and talented Ronnie Karam from the Rose Pricks Bachelor Rose Podcast. How are you, Ronnie?

Hi. Sorry, I had my mic on mute. I noticed. Hi, hi, hi, hi. You guys, so much big news in the Crappins land this week. On Monday, we announced that we're going back to Chicago. The pre-sale for that is happening right now. It's on Patreon. It's available exclusively for our Patreon listeners.

We always sell out Chicago, so get on those tickets. They will go on sale to the public on Friday. So we're really excited about that. We love Chicago. Yesterday, we announced three new cities, Carborough, North Carolina, which is basically like the Raleigh-Derm area, the Research Triangle, as they say. So Carborough, North Carolina,

Richmond, Virginia, and Fort Lauderdale, Florida, which I'm so excited for, because I've never been to Southern Florida before. So I'm really, really excited. Well, I guess, like, West Palm Beach, but, like, real, like, down in that area. I'm so excited for that one. I'm excited for all of them,

but especially for that one. And then, of course, we also announced a second Philly show since the first one, like, sold so well. Those tickets, if they're not on, on sale already. They will be going on sale very, very soon. So second Philly show, thank you so much, everyone, for

supporting this, us in Philly. And then, of course, in July, we're going to Cleveland and Baltimore, September, Nashville, and Charlotte, November, Indianapolis, December, St. Louis, and Seattle. Lots and lots of shows. It's going to be so much fun. And

on top of everything else to tell you about, we have this new Discord channel, or it's called a server, which is basically like a giant chat room. We are also offering that exclusively to our Patreon supporters. So go to patreon.com slash watch for crapins to find out what that's all about. If that's something you want to be part of, it's already lots of people in there and it's super fun. And while you're there, we also

have crappins on demand, which is where we basically do what we're doing right now. But on camera. So go check all that stuff out. Plus merchandise. Ronnie, tell them about merchandise. Yeah, we've got Derinda shirts, Team LVP, and Montini Medicine for Southern Charms. You can get those for the next couple of weeks over at crappinsmerch.com. And now, back to the real houseweds of Beverly Hills. Woo! Okay, so I warned Ronnie before we started recording, I might get fired up by the end of this episode, because there was some stuff that was really firing me up. Well, last week, I was so fucking over it, okay? I was so sick of this stupid show, and they're stupid trying to make fights with a worm fights happening,

and Kyle and Teddy just were on my last fucking nerve, and I'd had it. By the end, did the recap, I was done, and you guys even noticed it and were like, Jesus Christ, Ronnie. But I'm proud to announce that this week, I was actually like, oh, this was fun. Yeah. You had a low point. But, you know, last week, we, you know, we had a rigorous weekend going to Milwaukee and Minnesota. And I think sometimes, like, oh, I will not blame anything but this show for this show being this show. This show, like, seriously, it was trying my last fucking nerve last week.

Yeah, it really was. you were really not having it. You were like, I was on this end and I was like, oh, Ronnie is not happy. I was so mad. I even left mad. You know, I even left work mad. I was like, fuck that show. I was like mad at the people on the show.

And then this week I was like, I loved it. So there you go. Who knows? I'm just a moody person, I guess. Yeah, I was like, I was actually not mad at the show this week. I mean, I still think nothing's really, it's still like when I look at this show versus New York. That's when I get upset. So I'm trying to like not compare them.

because it's actually not really fair to Beverly Hills. I just see what New York does so well. And then I see Beverly Hills knowing that it used to be so great. I'm like, you just like, I see where it's going wrong. And I just want to fix it. I'm a fixer. I'm like a teddy melon camp. I just want the show to be accountable.

But you know what? Why waste more energy talking about why it's not as good as New York, right? So let's go back to Provence, where the staff is making breakfast. Oh, I love the staff at this chateau. They are just, like, surly and angry and have murdered so many people. It's just watching them cook, even though we don't even see their faces this time, just knowing they're back there and just furious and can't wait to gossip about these stupid Americans. I love it.

And everyone's in a really weird mood because the last, the night before, because we start in the morning, or we start in the morning, not morning. But no one's dead yet, guys. But we start in the morning, and the night before was when Kyle and Teddy were trying to get Erica to be mad at Rina, which is such a funny, consistent thing on this show, that the reason that they get mad at each other is because they're not all mad at the same person. Right. And, you know, I think one of the problems that Kyle and Teddy have is that they're not up front with why they are really upset, okay? They're not, basically what it comes down to is Rina was doing an Erica impersonation. And it kind of got away from her a little bit. And she called Kim the C-word. And it was one of those, it was like an awkward moment.

And basically, you know, they're like, um, that's your, they basically were like, uh, you keep saying you're being Erica, but you're just using it as an excuse to call my sister the C-word, which is really what they should have just said. And then they tried to kind of like, be like, oh, the reason why we're upset is because we thought that like, Erica, shouldn't you be upset? because that's not an accurate portrayal of who you are. You know, it's like, no, that's not like. Kyle, Kyle doesn't want to get her hands dirty,

so she wants someone else to be mad at Lisa Rinnah, so she doesn't have to fight with her. Yeah. So one of our, yes, sorry. One of our listeners, one of our listeners, uh, I'm sorry, I'm blanking on your name, listener. I think your name is Michelle, but I could, I'm most likely wrong. She wrote in, in one of the, the Crappin's Facebook groups. She's a therapist, and she, um,

she was talking about the idea of, there's a certain, something called the drama triangle. It actually has a proper name like the Kaufman drama, uh, uh, drama triangle. I don't remember what exactly what it's called. But the, I then looked it up and now I'm like totally obsessed with the drama triangle, which is that, um, sort of like drama is created. It's an, it's a psychological theory, a real, like, legitimate one. And it's like created because there's, uh, someone plays the role of the victim.

Someone plays the role of like the rescuer and someone's the role of the persecutor. And what happens is that one of those people draws him the other two roles. And so, in this case, it's, like, so obvious that that's like what Kyle, it's like Kyle Richards. So Kyle Richards, like pulling in these things. So I feel like Kyle Richards is trying to make Erica, in this case, trying to make Erica the victim and then trying to make Rina the persecutor and Kyle is the rescuer maybe. I mean, I'm not a therapist, but I like playing one on a podcast. But I was like, oh, my God. Like, when you start thinking about it with a triangle, it's so.

fun to see who's whatever role at any given time. Kyle's an asshole. Okay. So I think of Kyle. She's a trapezoid. A trapezoid of awfulness. I think of Kyle as that shape when you make a fist. Okay, now make a fist. Now look at your fist. Look at the side of your fist, the profile where your thumb is folding over the fingers. Okay, you see that little hole there? That's the shape of an asshole, okay? And that's the shape that Kyle makes whenever she comes on my TV. Kyle, you are and you always have been The worst! You are the worst!

I only see Senior Wences. Okay, so we open this at breakfast, and it's awkward, but Doreet's, everyone's trying to make it work, right? So Doreet comes in and she's like, I need eels of coffee. I just love passion fruit girls. I would have it when I'm away. I was like, oh my God.

So the day after talking about eating disorders for another fucking hour of my life, you're talking about how you'll only eat passion fruit when you're on vacation. It was like the least interesting idiosyncratic element I've ever heard from someone. I only eat passion fruit when I'm away. Congratulations. So deride, isn't it? I can't wait for vacation.

Passion fruit time. I know. P-A-S-I-O-N. F-R-U-I-T got me again. I also like the idea that she probably will open up a fast, a fast casual restaurant called Udles of Coffee. Welcome to Udals of Coffee. We have Udals of Coffee and many other things like scans and raisinets.

Biscuits. And guess what for those of you who are on vacation? We've got passion fruit. Welcome to Udels of coffee. If you're coming from another country, we have passion fruit on discount. So they start talking about the fires a little bit. which is, you know, still going on, obviously, because it's like the day after. And then Erica comes in in these huge sunglasses and she's in that fuck you mode.

You know, Erica has that mode all the time. And I can't believe they're just noticing it now. Like, where have you guys been? This is how she is 80% of the time. Yeah. Does not want to be talked to. Does not want to listen to the stupid banter about vague holiday passion fruit, you know? She's just like, all right.

I'm going to try to do breakfast this time. without a teacup on my forehead and see how it goes. All right, not going well. Give me a teacop. Anyone got a teacup in it? No, Doreet, that's a passion fruit, not a teacup. Only is teacups when I'm aware. There's something about waking up.

We're all in our PJs, and you feel so close to each other. And then it comes to Erica just gone, Well, I got a migraine, bitches that thing don't talk to me. with my grade that's been brought on by lack of sleep and bitches trying to make you offended about something like you're not offended about I don't know what I'm offended about Yeah

So uh So Kyle's like guys I organize a trip to a winery It's gonna be really fun And Erica's like Okay I'm like oh god And I wrote down here I wrote down a note I said

Because I know you write down the notes as we watch I go Kyle is going to spiral about Erica's coldness And boy, did I call it. I mean, it was the easiest call to call, but still. Yeah, Erica is just plainly over it. And everybody's just staring at her. And she's just not looking at them.

She's just looking down at her tea or whatever the hell she has. And she's like, okay, so until then, I guess we can do whatever we want to do. And she's, Erica's just texting on her phone and they're all staring at her. Yeah, she doesn't care. And then the women decide to split up and explore the territory, the estate, which leads us to a quick scene from the great new talk show Insights with Teddy Mellon Camp. I can't tell if it's raining or if it's the fountain. That has been insights with Teddy Mellon Camp.

Oh my God, fucking Teddy. Oh my God, isn't that crazy? It's a water fountain, but it's wind. It's like rain. Hi, I'm Teddy. So then Teddy can't get out the door. She's like, oh, I can't get the door open. Dreat's like, well, Jesus, it's enough of a workout watching you try to open the door,

Titty. Dereet losing patience for Teddy This episode was like really amusing to me What has happened that Doreet is suddenly like palatable this year I mean I've always kind of liked Doreet Because she's fun to laugh at But like she's actually enjoyable this year And I'm not sure what to do with that

She's almost like rising to top tier And it's weird Because like everything she says I'm like agreeing with And laughing with not at It's strange She's coming off just as like normal It's weird So she's like, she and Teddy go play

Squash. They're playing squash and they're trying to make the ball bounce but squash balls don't balance very much and they're like, where's the bounce? Where's the bounce? And Teddy's like trying to warm up the ball. She's like, you need to warm it up.

She goes, well, I don't know what warm ups you need for a ball but I suppose TV has the magic touch. I just want this ball to be accountable for its bounciness. So then they play and then Derrith just like rams her head into the wall. She was like, ugh.

And they replay it like five times. I've got to love this show. So then Erica and Kyle are going to look at a chapel and Rinna. And they go look at this chapel. And Erica's like, oh, yeah, look at the chapel. I got one of home. I got one of those at home. That's right.

But this is bigger. You know, it's real pretty. But I got one at home. Thanks for reminding me what a fucking weirdo you are. Rina's like, now let's light a camera. for Camille and for everyone back in LA, but especially for Camille. Oh, God, I feel so bad for her. Have I told you, ladies, what she's been saying about your back, behind your back, and about

your back? Look at me. I'm going to pew behind you guys, talking behind your back. I'm like Camille. I feel like I'm at the Pew Research Center. Get it. I made a pew pun pun. Piaeu.

Piaeu. I can go on. Oh, God. So then Denise and Aaron are going back to their house to check out what's still there. And guess not, I mean, their house didn't get as badly damaged. It's just mostly smoke damaged. Yeah. But wow, seeing the devastation, like, I actually have not been back to Malibu in, like, in a while.

I haven't, I haven't seen the devastation with my own eyes yet. I need to go back to Malbu because I want to go to after, what's it called? After Jacks and Brittany got engaged at Neptune's Net. I've been wanting to go back there. Hi, Neptune's. net. God, how much tragedy can one neighborhood take? I know, exactly.

I mean, seriously. But seeing, like, I mean, wow, I was all charred. And it's like, it's crazy. Yeah, and Camille brought her, pay it, her rent-a-friend Kimber over, which was sad, too, because I'm like, poor Camille's all alone, you know? Yeah. So then we go back. We go back to fun times.

This fucking show. It's like, look, Camille lost her whole house. Hey, let's take a helicopter. Yeah. Kyle's like, guess what? Big surprise. It's a helicopter. I'm like, hmm, I'm trying to remember when Lisa Vanderpump took them someplace on a helicopter. I mean, that's why Kyle did this, right? Like, where did that happen again? And I like that they were giving Kyle shit. Like, I thought you were afraid of heights, Kyle. Are you forgetting your story? Because for nine years, we've watched you pretend to be afraid of heights. Yeah, and she has the most bullshit exposure therapy story to explain why she's not afraid. She's like, well, this past summer, my husband had us take a helicopter from San Diego. mantra page to the airport and being up that high and looking down, he was beautiful. Like, uh, that's not how getting over phobia's work.

Yeah, so you're healed because you're really fucking rich. And even though I said I wasn't going to compare Beverly Hills in New York, the funny thing is that like, if Sonia Morgan had said the exact same line, we would be like, oh my God, that's hilarious. She's fabulous. Like, you know, because Sonia Morgan's the one being like, well, I went to the doctor and I looked at, you know, are you an alcoholic? And I looked at the poster.

I didn't, yeah, I'd like to all the boxes. I'm not an alcoholic. And, you know, I used to be afraid of flying, but then I was flying from San Japan and I looked down. It was so pretty. Who has time to be afraid? We'd be like, oh my God, Sonia! But Kyle does it.

I'm like, fucking Kyle. Yeah. Kyle can't pull it off. She can't. And then Erica getting in the helicopter. She's like, I'm really not want to go to a helicopter. I really don't want to do this right now?

Not how about. So they arrive at the vineyard. They're like, the helicopter's descending at the vineyards. And Renna's like, it's a vineyard. I just love that she was giving an applause of the vineyard. And Carol's like, I would like credit for how much I've grown because like I would never have been able to do this. Okay. I mean, look at me.

I'm doing things I don't normally do. And Renna's like, yeah, life is short. And I'm like, let's not say that until we land. Yeah, I hope it's not too short right now. And Erica goes, yeah, honestly, because helicopters crash all the time. Kyle, you're doing great. I loved that. I loved Erica giving Kyle the business.

That was so perfect. So the chateau. The chateau. They all sit down, the cheese plates and stuff, and they're all talking about, for some reason we got a montage of what everyone thinks about wine tasting.

I was like, do we need to see this? Yeah, well, welcome to season 9 April Housewives of Beverly Hills. Yeah. They're running low. Yeah, exactly. And so Teddy is like, Hi, I'm Teddy. This is how a spitball works.

You don't drink the wine. You just spit it into the bowl, and then you drink more and then spit more into the bowl. Hi, I'm Teddy. Mark is like, you don't drink everything. Otherwise, you don't drink everything. Otherwise, you'd be really drunk. I'm like, this is not. No, that, you drink everything.

What show are you filming right now? Like, where do you think you are exactly? No, I, I read, you're in wine tasting. Drink it all. Drink it all. So she's like, I'm not going to have fun today. She's just made up her mind. Like, you know, she doesn't feel good and that's it.

She's not going to drink. She's not going to have any fun. So the wine count starts going down with the other girls. And this is, you know, I've said this many times in my life, but this is just another time. Thank God for alcohol because, man, it saved this. Yeah. These girls got shit-faced. They really did.

It was nice. Finishing her glass and then acting like she's dumping it out. They're like, uh, Doree. Yeah, Kyle is like, uh, Doree, don't act like. you're dumping it out. I'm like, see, that's when I like Kyle, you know? She could be funny. Coyle could be really funny. Drunk Kyle's fun. Yeah, drunk Kyle was fun.

Drunk, like, like, like, mean, bitchy Kyle is the best. But like, oh no, no, no, Kyle, I don't like. Yeah. Because she's not fake when she's drunk, you know, she's at least really herself. Hello, this is Lisa Vanderpubb. We are taking a commercial break now.

But if you don't hear one, don't worry. You're very lucky. So, um, they, uh, are just joking. And Erica's like, yeah. And it's like, oh my God. We're lightweight. We're drunk. And Eric's like, yeah, I think you're really fucking drunk.

That's what you are. And everyone's like, okay. But they're not going to let her spoil the fun, you know? She's being a total buzzkill. So Erica's just like hating life now because she's annoyed at the women from last night. But she also has a migraine. And, you know, she's like, well, I'm sober and they're all drunk. And they're just getting annoying.

and I just want to go home in like Candy Crush, so, oh. So she's hitting life, and the Bintner, he's asking them like which wines they like the most. They're like, oh, one, two, three, and eight, nine, and four, whatever, they're like, they're pointing out which ones they like, so the guy makes a blend, and

they're like, oh, my God, this is so good. Can we get this in the States? And he's like, no, we need a distributor. And Rina's like, someone should sell some wine in this group. And Kyle, of course, says like, well, someone does, but she's not here right now. It's like, of course, Kyle brings up LVP.

Yeah, Kyle takes everybody to LVP's region of France, where she makes her rosé, then says she has a rosé and takes everybody to wine tasting. Yeah, yeah. Rose, she's such a fucking monster. Where then they could like, right, and then where they can all bash Lisa's wine. Yeah, so now they get to all bash the wine. And Renna's like, I'll do it. Renna Rosee!

Rina Rosee! Teddy's like, I'll tape an ad for it. and let's accidentally tag LVP in it. Yeah. So, you know, they do this, like, drunken ad for wine or whatever. Which, by the way, Rina, like, kills it. She is so good with that shit. She was like, hi, I've got three bottles of Rina Rose-A right in front of me.

They are so delicious. They are full of flavor and they're sweet and they're flutie. Did I say flutie? Flutie. She said flutie. And she's like, well, I never really even like that rosé anyway. I mean, I want a better one. I just never liked it.

I mean, I told her, I told Vanderpump, I like whispering angel. I told her that. And she said, what about Vanderbohy? I don't like it. I hate it. And they just start dying over her Lisa Vanderpump impersonation. They just are dying, you know? So they're like, do more impersonations, do more.

And Eric was like, oh, really? You know, last night Kyle was annoyed that Reynolds was doing impressions, but I guess everything is five today. Yeah, Rinda goes, yeah, listen, guys, that can get very touchy. And Teddy goes, yeah, but if we can all laugh and talk about it, it's fine. Oh, okay. We've got the Teddy rules now on what's offensive and not. So we've all learned how not to piss Teddy off for the next 10 minutes, so you can proceed. True.

Although, I am going to say this, oddly enough, it is different. Like, sitting around with a bunch of friends and personating each other at the table is different than, like, a party where, like, you're the only, only one impersonating and you're like not doing it for jokes. You're like, I'm in a character and then I've just called my long-term rival, the C-word. It is like a different context. So like they're not totally apples to apples. It's little apples oranges if you ask me. So I hate, you know, I hate having to defend Kyle on that one. But now it's Teddy. Either way. Yeah. So. Fuck Teddy, not because it has anything to do with anything, but just because it's like, here's when I'm going to be offended and here's when it's not okay to be offended. and then you can be offended because you were honest about it. You were just honest. But we'll get to that later. Yeah, because I have things to say.

So, so Renna says now Renna, they start doing impersonation. So Renna starts, like, making fun of Kyle being afraid of bees, which then leads to a Kyle being afraid of bees montage. It's like, 2011, call ran from a bee. 2014, Kyle ran from a bee. 2016, Carl ran from a bee. Two days ago, Kyle ran from a bee. And then René does a pretty good to read.

Chuckie, Jackie, coming for you, Jackie. And Dorid has, like, the most amazing clapbacker, Kyle, because Kyle's doing it too. And Tarreek goes, well, I am not surprised that you haven't had an acting job since you were seven years old. I was like, damn. Damn, she said what we were thinking. I know. I love that she totally skipped over ER because I couldn't believe that Kyle didn't jump on her for that. Like, um, excuse me, ER.

Um, so then they do Teddy. Kyle does Teddy, and she just does her dream that just got off a horse walk. And it was pretty good. It was really good. And then they, they, like, then they show Kyle walking like Teddy, and then they cut to Teddy walking like that. I was like, oh, I never even noticed Teddy's walk. But Kyle really nailed it. She's like, can I tell you something?

That was a lot last night. Like, I just cannot with us. It was good. And so Erica sitting there and she's like, well, impression after impression. No one here is offended. How convenient. But that's all right. I could take a joke, which is why I was featured on Saturday.

Not live. I don't know if I mentioned that one. Baby. Yeah. So, yeah. So then they're, finally it's like, well, let's someone do Erica. Let's do Erica. Everyone's like, no, no, I'm not going to do that.

Because like, you're like, Erica is sitting there. so miserable, you know that if you try to impersonate her, it's going to go south, you know? But Kyle's like, I'm going to do it anyway. And she's like, I'm good. I'm good. And Erica's just staring at her like, die. Please die. And she's like, it's a good time. And she's like, it's a good time. And she's like, it's a good time. You know what? I can't get mad enough. She's dead on. She's dead on. She's no Horatio Sam. She is certainly no Beck Bennett from Saturday Night. love. So Kyle's is like, guys, we have fun, right?

And Renna's like, we are fucking hilarious. I was like, yeah, if you stay drunk the rest of the season, you look with that. Yeah, please do that, please. So they get into cars and, you know, one car has Kyle to eat and Teddy, and they're drinking wine and they're cracking up and talk about what they love drunk, Rina, et cetera. And then they also talk about Erica. They're like, oh, sober Erica's the worst. She was not fun today. And she wasn't fun last night either.

You know? Yeah, Carl's like, this is me having a fucking blast. And I'm not the funniest person ever. Yeah. And she's like, yeah, I'm just saying she sucks. Like, that girl sucks today. And then it comes to Erica's car. She's like, I'm a sobby.

And Rhinda's like, you know what? You want to sleep? I want to sleep. I'm going to lay in the back. You want to lay in the front and I'll lay in the back. And we can sleep. We're going to sleep good, baby. Rina is so that person who volunteers to lay down in the back.

She is so that person. I'll just go in the back. When she did that, I was like, that is so Rina right now. And I don't know why. I just loved it. She's like, I'm going to go to the back. I'm going to go to the back. No, you don't know how to.

No, I'm going to. I want to lay down in the back. I want to. Let's lay down together. And Teddy, back in the other car, Teddy's like, Erica has to know that that comes off a certain way when she says, like, I'm fun. But then she's like Debbie Downer. Like, lame.

And Kyle's like, yeah, sometimes it just seems like she doesn't want to hang with us. Like, oh, God. Now this is going to be your new thing. Right. Now they're going to turn Erica into the person who's like, it's like Erica's fault. Because here's the thing. In a weird way, I understand Kyle and Teddy so well because there's a lot of me and them, unfortunately. It's sort of like what Rina says later.

You know, you see yourself and someone else and you get angry. Because I know what that's like. When you're with, you know, I think we've all had friends. We know people who like, you're all hanging out. If they're in a bad mood, they're going to bring down the entire route. Like, whatever they're feeling, they're going to force it even in a way that's not even intentional, they're going to force their emotional state onto the group, right? So if they're having fun, you can have fun.

If they're not having fun, you can't have fun. Sort of like Nini at that Eva's Bachelorette party, you know? And so when that happens, you get annoyed because you just want to have fun, but like they're not in a weird way. They're not letting you have fun because you are also the sort of person who gets affected by other people's moods. And so then you get upset and you're sort of like upset at them, but you also don't want to be petty about it. And so that's what's happening with Kyle and Erica.

And so the way I feel like they are processing all that is now making it to a thing of like, she doesn't want to be, she doesn't want to hang out with us. She's not having fun with us. So it's like you guys are like not really processing your emotions correctly in my mind. I think they've probably just been sitting around being like, Erica doesn't even seem to like us. no, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

And then now Erica's had a day like that, and they're ready to jump all over her ass for it. I hate Teddy and Kyle together. They are the worst together. They are. And notice that, like, basically, Teddy is the new Kim. Not in terms of Kim's dysfunction, but, like, the role. She fucking wishes she was a new Kim.

No, it's the role. It's the role that Kim plays in Kyle's life. Oh, I don't know about that. I have a feeling Kyle's still sweeping up plenty of Kim off the floor. True. But I think that Kyle is always going to be. be looking for someone like like someone that she has to take care of and who has to look over and et cetera et cetera and be like codependent with.

Ugh. Gross. That grossed me out. I'm full of all sorts of theories today. That grossed me. That theory grossed me. Unlicensed theories. So we're at dinner now and Eric is sitting there like with her perfect posture looking all good and she's

like, hello, I'm at dinner and you're all late. Yeah. Uh-oh. So she's still not feeling better. And so they all sit down and Rina does like. Like a classic Rina summary of everything. That was fun, you guys. That was fun.

Wasn't that fun? How are you guys? I want a cocktail. A big one. I was like, oh my God, we're lit. Are you lit Erica? And Erica goes, well, now. I don't know if she met like now she's slick because they turned on the lights.

I don't know. I think she just misunderstood her. But Kyle's like, can we get cocktails for these very annoying people? Okay, one is very annoying. because you hear rid of the background going, I'm vodka tonic. So, yeah, so everyone's drinking more. And now they're, like, talking about things.

And Ren is like, life is not always easy. It's not always perfect. But we act like everything's okay. And we're like, but that's just a facade. And Teddy goes, I don't act like that. I'm like, oh, God. You know, Teddy has a lot of nerve calling Erica a Debbie Downer, when that's like Teddy's main thing.

I don't do that. I don't do that. Hmm. Yeah. And she's like, I want things to be a certain way. And when they're not a certain way, then I get bad. Erica goes, why? And she's like, because I grew up, like, with unstructuredness. So I need, like, structure. Because it was like unstructured. So now I needed to be structured. And Drake goes, like, La Cal. And I was like, yeah, we're similar. We're raised in a similar way. And Teddy's like, oh, my God, I'm going to cry right now. Because there's, like, not many people I feel safe with, but I feel safe with you, Kyle.

Kyle's like, does this mean that Meg Ryan's my stepmother now, please? I know, you know Kyle just wants a stocking on that Christmas. She wants. She wants in on that Meg Ryan life. And then Renna's like, Ha, ha, isn't that what we want? Isn't that what we all want to feel safe? Rina is fully in like her talk show.

Like, didn't she have a talk show like 12 years ago or something like that? She is in her talk show hosting mode. and she is, you know, she is standing in the audience with the microphone and, like, you know, just, just talking to the guests on stage and to the audience, you know. Oh, God, hand of applause for these girls. They finally found each other. Yeah. And Ted is like, I never do girl trips, and I wouldn't do it without you, Carl. And she's like, isn't that nice?

What a nice moment to have. And then they show Erica's face, and she's like, oh, Jesus Christ, you shit with a fucking face, why about you? Oh, man, I didn't know that. and could have a circle jerk. So, so Doreet's like, what Teddy and Kyle have gotten really close,

really, really close. Carl ends her clothes to Teddy, and she keeps getting, helps her dress and put on her makeup. I mean, they're going to morph

into one person soon. Which I like, because now it's like Dorete is starting to turn on the two of them, which I've been waiting for. Yeah, I'm here for Teddy and Kyle

versus the world. Yes, me too. This is the second act of the season that we've been waiting for. Yeah, so Renn is like, well, you know, I think we're all the types of people that will show each other's support because that's just who we are.

And I was like, that's just bullshit right now, okay? It's not just, oh, go to your fan. I'll show you some fucking support. That's some bullshit right now. I'm like, goddamn, Kyle. Yeah, Kyle is starting to come out. Yeah. And by the way, I just want to mention that when Derreet was saying how Kyle dresses Teddy now,

we saw some footage of Teddy walking around with Kyle's like awful scarlet fedora of power. I was like, oh. And Erica's like, well, I never supported anyone until I came into this group. I've never had a group of girls I wasn't competitive with. The Marangos, I'm someone that's not my woman. Have women opened doors for me? No. Have them been my best friends?

No. Have you ever done anything for women either, like while we're on it? I'm not really feeling a ton of Erica hate today, but all I've really seen is Erica be shitty to women. She did the speech thing at the like her or whatever it was called, like the she or it was like the TED Talk for Women thing. She did that. Oh, okay. So what would you consider that opening doors for women or just general support of women? I think that she's basically saying, I mean, she's basically saying like she's been burned by women a lot.

So now she just doesn't really like she doesn't get down with like super girly things, right? So see, I'm like very pro Erica right now because she's anti-com. I'm in Tylo, I mean, Kyle and Teddy, so I'm like, I will not take that, Ronnie. I am, I am, because also, to be honest, Erica going after Kyle is kind of amazing too. Like, it's, and it's also funny because in many ways, you know, Kyle, you know, always accused Lisa Vanderpump of being manipulative and keeping her cards close to her chest, et cetera. And now she's sort of like accusing it of accusing Erica of the same thing. So you see, Kyle is just like filling in the roles. She will never, be fully satisfied. Know that! Because you will always try to fulfill these roles. I don't know why I'm like being all, like, I read about something on Wikipedia and now I'm a psychologist, but I really feel empowered by this. Go boy, you go boy.

It's fun. That's the fun of the shows, is analyzing things as if you have some knowledge about them. So, yeah, so now, yeah, Erica is like, well, wait a minute, whatever. But then she's like, Kyle's like, so what changed? And Erica's like, well, I feel a level of trust and security in this group. And it's really great. And I'm sure that it will not go sour in the next two minutes or so. So I'm going to just say, I finally have a girls group where I don't feel like people are just trying to kick me out.

And Kyle's like, well, you know, I think that you feel that because our group got smaller and then your trust got stronger. Do you know what I'm trying to say? It rhymes with mandor clump. And Eric is like, well, yeah, duh. And then she tells us, of course I feel more uncomfortable. The black clown. has been removed. When you remove a personality like Lisa Vanderpump

from a group like this, we're able to connect on a much more human what the fuck did Lisa Vanderpump ever do to Erica? Can someone please explain to me? And then we see this clip of how Vanderpump's been so terrible to Erica when she said Oh Erica, I thought her text

after my brother passed was a bit cold. It's like, that makes it look like that you bitch? I'm like, is that what she did? Your text was fucking cold and you kept it for your proof. It's true. And I think that Vanderpump honestly was just trying to connect with Erica. I think she's doing that thing when your mom feels like you haven't called her enough. Well, I guess my mom feels like I haven't called her enough.

So she's like, you don't love me anymore. She'll like make some grand thing that you have to go over and hug. Yeah. You know, you cry together and you're like, I love you, mom. Also, like, Lisa Vanderpump was like in mourning. And like, I think that she was just in like a super sensitive space. So it felt weird that that was what was used as an example of the dark cloud. Erica's just waiting.

She's hated her from the beginning. She was just waiting on any little thing. She was brought in by Yolanda, don't forget. Yeah. But what does she do? Like, I just don't understand what she did to you. That's so bad. But, you know, that aside, like, so, like, I don't know if I understand the reasons why Erica

hates Lisa Vanderpump so much. But given that she does, if we just, like, put that to the side that she does hate Lisa Vanderpump, what I'd like about Erica versus Kyle in this situation is, is that Erica's like, yeah, Lisa Vanderpump's gone and I feel like life is much better, whereas Kyle is like, well, now that it's a little smaller, it just feels like we could be closer. Like, Erica's just like very upfront. She's like, you know what? I thought that Lisa Vanderpump was a dark cloud on our group.

And now that she's gone, I feel like I connect better. Whereas Kyle is like elusive and being like cutesy almost. And it's like, that I think is a fundamental difference between the two of them. And that's why one of the reasons why Kyle annoys me this season, because I just feel like, like that side of her personality, which has been growing and growing and growing for the past several seasons, has now gotten to, like, critical mass where it's like, I can't take it anymore. Yeah. So Erica's like, well, not a soul of this group is jealous. I feel like that. I was like, well, Truss. Vanderpump wasn't jealous of you fuckers either, okay? Yeah. So Kyle's like,

well, no offense to anyone here, but I'm not jealous. And Erica goes, you're not letting me finish what I was saying about girls being jealous. And she's, well, I'll tell you this. I don't want your life. I don't need your husband. I've got my own husband and my own life. And Eric goes, so back to what I was saying. She's just, I have the best life. Yeah, Kyle's not jealous at all. Not at all.

Hey, how's that like a three-wheeled go cart that you drove to Gelson's because you saw someone on the street driving one? How's that going? How's your pink swing? Yeah. Yeah. How's your everything that you do? How are all your dogs? How's your

everything? That's your everyday, bitch. You do. Yeah, how are your 90 dogs? How's your restaurant in West Hollywood? Yeah, you know that's coming. You know that it's going to be Kyle's hamburger heaven soon. So Kyle's like, yeah, I'm the best life.

So what I will say? And then Teddy's like, yeah, but last night, like, back to that, back to last night. But like not attacking Erica, but I feel like you were irritated. Yeah, she was. Congratulations, Teddy. You figured out a very simple emotion. Yeah, Teddy's mysteries Yeah

I was irritated You were making something out of nothing And Renna goes Why did you want Erica To feel a certain way Don't pee on my leg And tell me it's raining Missy

Well is it raining or is it coming from the fountain I still don't know So Teddy's like I just want Erica to be honest With how she really felt I thought it was great I thought it was great And it's like

They are just like like upset that they're not not getting from Erica what they want but it's also like because here's the thing it's that they felt that they're like you know they thought thought it was shady that Rina was being shady because they felt like Rina was using Erica

and like that's not how Erica wouldn't just go up to someone at a party and be like you're a C word you know and that's what they were like but they don't they're not saying it that way so now it becomes an argument about whether not the impersonation was accurate not like about what their real issue

was, which is like, you know what, Lisa, we think that was a passive-aggressive moment, and I didn't appreciate that, and it made us all feel awkward. It created an awkward vibe. But instead, they keep saying, it was weird. It was weird. Whatever that means. Yeah. So, Rinnis, like, well, did you have a problem with it, Kyle? And Kyle's like, I thought it was weird. And Eric's like, well, I didn't think of this until you even brought it up. And Teddy's like, but you seemed upset. Yeah, I'm upset because we're talking about it. Why is it weird? Well, if someone said, I'm Carl and then told someone you're an asshole and a C word, I mean, that's weird. She goes, yeah, well, what's weird is that you care?

And Doreen goes, yeah! Like, Doreen, out of nowhere, just starts cheering like her team got a point, you know? Yeah, well, she just had a flashback to a boy George concert. Yes, I love this song. Oh, wait, sorry, fevered, Jume. Yeah, and also, she spent an entire season getting tedied, you know. Yeah, we're like, but here's how I feel about you being here. late, but here's what I feel about you saying that you weren't late when you were late.

And the fact that they keep saying weird is, again, it's such a cop out of a word, right? Because what they want to say is, like, if someone said, I'm Kyle and I'm going to be an, and I'm going to be an asshole, blah, blah, it'll be weird. It would, that's weird. You say, that's rude or that's, like, say what you really mean. But when you say weird, it's like you're dancing around what you really feel. And I think it's like that shit that Erica can't stand and that like, it's just annoying. And even when we see a flashback at some point, either now or later, about Erica, when they had that, like, little tith in Teddy's Beach House about, like, Erica leaving in the middle of the night.

And Teddy was like, all I'm saying is that, like, you know, you left and you came back. And it was weird. It was weird. That's all. I'm like, you guys are not copping up to how you feel or what's going on here. And it's causing acrimony. They're just trying to start fights over nothing. It's so ridiculous.

Yeah. And Erica's like, we don't need to talk about it. I don't understand why you want me to feel a certain way. I'm good. And Kyle's like, does the imitation to us again. She's like, we're good. I'm good. Sounds familiar.

I'm like, yeah, you really, you really fucking got one in, Kyle. What are you talking about? And Renna's like, dude, this is, Erica just said that she has a problem opening up to women. And now they're like running her up around, you know? Like, even if what you feel, like, even if you feel that Erica's not being honest with her emotions, like you already tried to tackle this last night

just drop it it's not it's not gonna change but again like this accusing Erica of she's not being honest with how she really feels is like shadows of what they felt about Lisa Vanderpump it's like it's funny seeing the patterns

so so Doreet and Teddy like walk away from the table for like a moment and Teddy's like I don't want to be in there anymore and speak goes Kyle no not Kyle

what's your name what's your name sad face with a long hair walks like a cowboy What's her name again? She goes, Kyle's a fucking drunk. Hey, what is your issue, Tini?

You can't pull a door to save your fucking life. Because Teddy can't pull the door to go outside. I know. So then Erica leaves Ren and Kyle alone for a second. And Ren is like, I feel bad that there's discord. How do you really feel, Kyle? Come on. We just came back from break.

We're about to find Kyle Richards. Sister to someone way more famous than her. feel Kyle do wish you had a pink swing right now and I was like I feel like she doesn't like being around us and that's it and Renna's like then talk about that there we go progress yeah so so yeah so yeah Kyle's being like I feel like she doesn't have a good time with us and like we're trying to have a girl's trip which is funny because now Kyle is like flipping this a totally different argument about like we thought Rinna was being rude acting like you and like the fact that you I think actually the core of their issue is Renu was being rude and she was and she was trying to play it off like she's acting like you and the fact that you are like not seeing that she was being rude like that

shows that there's like an iniquity in the way you treat her versus maybe other people I think that's the core of what it is but they're not saying that and now because they haven't been able to get through they're turning to get into she doesn't have a good time with us and we're trying to have fun but she doesn't have good

you know. They make somebody mad this is what these two do they make somebody mad and then when they make them mad. They're like, oh my God, they're mad. Why do they treat us like this? You know, that's exactly what they're doing. It's such a fucking typical standard bullying thing where you're like,

you poke and poke and poke and poke. And the second the other person does something back, you're like, oh, they yelled at me. And that's what they're doing. They're like, oh, she's being mean to us. Like, she's just being snotty and she's mad at us. Well, yeah, she was mad at you all day because you guys were doing that to her dinner last night. So now you're going

to make it into this personality issue that Erica has. She's just mean. She's cold. to everybody, which is true, but that's just her personality. And on top of that, like, Erica is built in a different way. So she's not just going to, like, if you are like, I want to talk to you about this, she's not just going to automatically be like, this is how I feel. She's not going to, like, Rina is like an open book in that way, very extroverted, at least as we can see on the show. And Erica is not like that. So they are trying to talk to Erica as if Erica was the same sort of person as they are, and she's not. So they're not

getting back what they want and they feel like to them because of their insecurities it like it triggers I think some insecurities that they have and so therefore they they feel rejected by her on some level I think and so therefore they are angry at her for rejecting them and their emotional concern are morons I'm really I'm really on a tear today Dr. Fraser Craer over here. They're two fucking morons my God they don't they get a reaction from their own behavior and then they get mad at the reaction. They're fucking morons. So Erica goes back in. She, like, comes floating back in.

And when it's like, Kyle, say what you just said to me to Erica. And then we're going to talk about pop chips, which are low in calorie and still as delicious as regular chips. Okay. I was like, what did I say? She goes, that you don't think Erica's having fun with us and that you think she doesn't enjoy being with us? And she goes, well, I did say that. Oh, yeah. And by my, by my, Kyle, one.

did I say? You just said it 30 seconds ago. What did I say? Playing dumb. Yeah. So Erica's like, what are you talking about? I had the best time. And then Kyle just like thumps her arm on the table like, really? And she's like, well, I didn't feel good today. I told you guys that. And Erica goes, oh, uh, Teddy goes, oh, really? You like being around this group? Yeah. And Kyle says, I don't think you enjoy being around us. And like Yeah, I don't either. Yeah, oh, like, we don't like us, which is like so passive aggressive, you know? God, these girls.

So then Erica finally just, like, calls them on it, which is great. She's like, are you trying to push me out? Are you trying to push me out? And he's like, we just want to understand. We just want to understand. I think Erica's onto it. She saw, she just saw. She's read it.

The way that she put it, she said, oh, so now it's turned into Erica doesn't have fun with the group. You tried to push me out? Like, yeah. They've already pushed out Vanderpump, so now you're going to try and push me out too? Yeah, they're trying to push Eric out because Erica was not giving them what they needed, right? And so, like, now they are, they feel offended. And so they're like, now comes the campaign to get rid of Erica.

They're turning this on to, oh, well, she just doesn't like being with us. And that's a no, no, no, no, you know. Yep. It's like, it's like, it's so ridiculous. They're like, she doesn't like being with us because of what you guys did. You guys created this. You guys started it. You start, literally, you started it.

So she's like, you guys want to just keep me. making shit up, keep going, keep going, and she leaves. She's like, I feel a little bullied right now. And he's like, oh, stop. Says Teddy, who I, you know, I feel like Teddy has said a million times, I feel bullied by this woman, at least last, remember last season when Teddy felt bullied by Erica? And you know what?

We stood up, I at least stood up for Teddy in that situation. And, you know, so the fact that Teddy discounts how Erica feels bullied right now is kind of crazy. Yeah. I'm really mad. So she, Erica leaves. And Doreat's like, You put her in a situation where she felt that way.

It was one situation. Kyle's like, well, I didn't get to say it. I didn't get to say what I meant. I'm like, what are you talking about, Kyle? Oh, my God. I can guarantee you she has nothing fucking new to say. So Rina's like, no, tell her. Now the rest of you look under your seats.

You get a car. You get a current. You get a current. it. Also, by the way, stops up to Erica's room. I just have to say, before she stomps up that way,

I love the fact that this chateau is so huge that when Erica storms away, she storms off and slams the door behind her, but it's just like the door to another wing. She sounds like a whole other hallway to go down. It's like not even a bedroom yet. I know, because it looks like Kyle went up the stairs.

So I was like, where are going? I mean, this place is enormous. And, yeah, I love that Kyle's like, I didn't get to say what I want. to say even this like on the heels of her acting like she didn't even know what she was supposed to say to her you know it's like whatever so Kyle goes up to Erica and they're talking and Kyle's like I just feel like there's no way at Farah's party that you could not have felt like and then Erica's like oh god Farroween is bad enough that you call it Farroween and now

we have to talk about it it's like I'm not getting into this she's like what we have never had a problem, Erica. I said, we don't have a problem right now, except you keep stopping around and your pink litter shoes trying to make something happen. She's like, actually, we do have a problem. And that's my opinion. Well, and you know what? So, reluctantly, reluctantly, Ronnie, I have to give Kyle a point on that one, because as much as I'm like, pretty much like 100% on Erica side on this one, at the same time, they are clearly having a fight. And so when Erica says, we're not having a problem, it's like, no, you are. So the fact that you are, so the fact that you are, so the fact that you you're not acknowledging that there's an issue.

But she didn't acknowledge it. She said stop bringing up the same thing over and over. She's like, stop. You're creating a problem. She's said it. Kyle won't take that. But Kyle's basically saying we have an, obviously we have an issue here. Like we have an underlying issue here.

And so when Erica denies that, that actually gives credence to Kyle and Teddy's original thing, which is that she's not being honest with how she feels. No, because they're gaslighting her. Well, I mean, they've, created a problem that's for sure yeah they are the fucking problem you know Erica's staying calm I mean look yeah I guess I guess I interpret everything right she's staying completely calm she's not getting in their face and screaming about shit and when she gets furious she removes herself from the situation because they're obviously too drunk idiots you aren't going to listen yeah to anything she says

they're trying to project all the shit onto her that she's not mad about and then they're mad that she's not mad and then because she's not mad she's mad at them yeah so you know it's like oh my god you know she's doing the right thing but then uh And Erica gets, she totally gets Kyle again because Kyle's like, I'm being honest. And Erica's like, I'm being honest too. Does my honesty not count? It does not, Erica, actually welcome to the show. Your honesty does not count.

Yeah. So then Teddy and Renner at the table. And Teddy's like, last night was awkward and it could have been avoided if she had just been honest. Bitch, you have lied. You spent the whole first half of this season lying your ass off. And the only reason you were ever honest was because other texts that you had cut, screenshots out of to make your lie seem acceptable. You fucking, you compulsively lied.

All of this shit is your fault. And it's provable. You did it on camera and other texts came on to show that you were a fucking liar. And now it's okay because you've made up the rules that now you've been honest about it. So it's all okay that you lied in the first place. That makes me nuts that Teddy does that. She makes these little rules like, well, she's okay now because she was honest. You were only honest after you got caught multiple times, Teddy. So give me a fucking brain. Yeah.

And I don't even believe that you couldn't tell if it was raining or if it was missed from the fountain. How about that? Talk about dishonesty. Gosh, she's so full of shit. And so Renna's like, well, she's doing the best she can. We all are. We're just trying to be the best mother's again.

Give us a little credit for trying, would you? Teddy's like, but it feels like a lie. Oh, my God. The thing is, it's not that The thing is, she's not getting the answer from Erica that she wants because she's making the wrong argument. Again, she's wants Erica to say, I didn't like what Rina did. But what Teddy's really upset at is that Rina did something super awkward and put them in an awkward position and then feels weird that no one's like calling Rina out for it. But like, you call Rina out for it.

Just say, you thought it was passive aggressive what Rina did and it wasn't cool. Just say that. That's what's bothering you. And I actually think that's a legitimate thing to say. Like, that's, it was really awkward what Rina did. I'm, I think that was like, it was really weird. It was weird. But, um, either way.

So, Teddy is now, like, she's now spiraling in the arms of Rina. And she's like, when I feel uncomfortable in the morning, it's not a good morning. And Rina's like, so say I'm uncomfortable, which is that sort of what I'm saying also. And then Teddy's like, but I can't be expected to be the moral compass all the time. Like, what am I? The accountability control? It's not my job. Oh, my God.

No one thinks of you as the moral fucking compass. You compulsive lying flag. Wow. You are a monster. I cannot believe you even just said that. Yeah, that was hilarious. It's hilarious that she's like, I can't keep being the moral compass for the group. She's like a moral compass to group like the way you have like a little tiny compass like attached to your keychain.

It's like, okay, we're not really using you to navigate. So, So Renna's like, Um, listen, uh, welcome back to the Rinna's show. We're talking with Teddy Malencamp,

who thinks that she's the Moral Compass for something or someone. But guess what, Teddy? You hold yourself to beat the Moral Compass, and you need to stop because no one else really looks to you for that. Take your stuff off the hook, baby. Take yourself off the hook. You're owning too much.

I just can't. I just can't. I'm like, Teddy, none of this is even about. you, you're involved in none of this. Again, this is another fight that you have zero stake in that you're sitting here sobbing over.

And I grabbed that she's wasted too. True. But that's the confusion to me, because like, it just all seems fake. And, like, she goes, Erica does what she needs to do to make you feel good.

Everyone is like, what's wrong with that, Teddy? Audience member, you have a question, yes. Yeah, it's fake. It's just fake. I'm like, you're fake. pretending that you're someone's friend and then like sitting here trying to make it sound like they're a big fake bitch that girl didn't do anything to you she's been nothing but nice to you this season and she really didn't have to be yeah everyone's like you think that's fake and teddy's like yeah you know so uh so finally like what comes out is that like there's teddy sees a lot of herself and erika and basically the issues that teddy has with herself they're nothing alike which is hilarious this is not coming from teddy

by the way. This is all coming from therapist Rina who's like, well, I think that Teddy sees herself, sees Erica and herself, and that's why she doesn't like her, because we get mad when we see ourselves and other people. And here's how psychology works. Sometimes, if you're mad,

you're mad at you. You know what I mean? Like, yes, Rina, we've all read the fucking four agreements. You know what I mean? I don't know what that is, but it's like the whole question of a passover. It's like we've all read basic pop psychology. Like, it's not anything that. Obviously, yeah.

It's like, you know, it's like self-loathing gay. It's like, I mean, welcome to being gay. So Teddy is like, I mean, the second she becomes better than everyone else, I say, fuck you to her. I'm like, what? It's just, if anything, like, Erica has been expressing how, like, she has felt not like, almost the opposite. Like, for the once, like feels like a place where she belongs, you know? And Teddy's like, well, I know what it's like to always have to make people feel comfortable.

your job is literally making people not comfortable. Your job is literally texting people 10 times a day making sure they ate their beats and did their laps. Okay, when have you ever gone out of your way to make anybody feel uncomfortable, or make anybody feel comfortable ever on this show? I've never seen that. Yeah, I think that Teddy has been totally ruined by Kyle

because I like Teddy last season a lot. And I feel like, now everyone hates Teddy. And I'm like, this is, Kyle has done this to Teddy. Kyle has ruined Teddy for America, which is a shame. All she cared about was the, the time thing and then Erica not being nice enough to her when when she went to that hotel instead of staying you know it's the same thing her always like griping on the same fight it was just last year for me everyone else was being so mean to her that I felt for Teddy but now she's got like someone

else on her side and she's doubling down on this shit and I it's this is my least favorite kind of person that's just constantly harping on the dumbest shit in people just so they have something to be mad at well either way I mean Rino's sort of actually she does get a right, which is that basically Teddy just wants approval from Erica. That's really all she wants. So that's why every time, and I think probably Kyle does too, and so that's why anytime Erica is like cold and icy, it's like the exact opposite of what they need. And so that's how they react to it. So Teddy's doing this whole thing of like, I don't want to be friends with someone who's not honest. Like, I don't want to shut the fuck up. I don't like, I don't want to do that.

It's like, okay, okay. Like, she is now just like bawling and crazy. And it's like, It's okay. They're just feelings. They're just feelings. Get out of my side. I'm going upstairs. That's what I tell my girls. They're just feelings.

Just don't eat them. Whatever you do. So then Rina goes to check in on Erica. And Raka's like, I'm fun. Yeah, she's like, I'm fine. I'm terrible. I hate my life. No, I'm just kidding.

I'm okay. I'm just not going to sit there and listen to this over and over. Like, what are you doing? And then you hear Doreet, or Teddy's screaming for Doreet in the house, like, Doreet. And Teddy's, she's like, everybody hates me. And then we see the real, then we see the real Teddy, just like we're seeing the real Kyle. She's like, I want a chip. I'm starving.

Yeah. Yeah, but Kyle won't let her have a chip. She's like, no, no, no chip for you. No chip for you. I'm like, this is Kyle and Kim all over. again. I'm sorry. So Renna's like, well, she's crying. And I went through it with her. It turns out those layers. They feel like you don't like being with them. And Erica's just sighs. And she's like, who wants to be friends with someone that's always trying to hang something on them? If you don't

want me to be in the group, just say, you don't kind of hang it all day and drop the dime and turn it on the po-bo, the coppers. Yeah. So now, like, at this point, I thought the episode was over. But then we get like another like five minutes of drunk antics because now like the girls are like lying in Renna's bed being like, Lisa! Lisa! So she comes like running out of the shower, and she's like, oh, like, anti-h-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. She's like, get out of my bed right now. Get out of my bed. Everyone go to sleep.

Go to sleep. She's so pissed. She's like, get out, Richard, you fuck her. So then Kyle runs into Jaree bed. Dereet's bed. This was all really fun stuff. Yeah, they were just like playing around and doing splits and being silly

and Teddy was really wasted though Teddy was really wasted which was hilarious and then it just sort of sort of ends with Teddy not getting to have her chip or at least one bite of it and then it's like next week don't you want to admit that you were mad about being mad that we were mad

that you weren't mad about that girl who should have made you mad yeah yeah and then they're going to confront Camille grammar too so I'm looking forward to that Yeah. And that brings us to the end of Beverly Hills. We'll be back tomorrow with the live stream of Below Dick May and so join us for that. Yeah, join us for that and be sure to come join our Discord channel. Get your tickets for our live shows. Buy the merchandise. Check out Ronnie's podcast. Check out my cartoon. And then give someone a hug.

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