Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Let There Be (Gas)Light

Episode Date: September 3, 2020

It's part one of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 10 reunion, which means it's time to rev up the gaslighting machine! The question is — who's gaslighting who? We're still Team Denise in this dumb feud. Where do you land?Also, don't forget to watch our video recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/41206236Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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And joining me is the wonderful and hilarious Ronnie Carram of the Roseprick Spatuous podcast. What's going on Ronnie? Hi. Hi. So that's what guys. It's a crap and it's on demand episode, which means that not only can you listen to us, you can watch us, for instance, you can see Ronnie sitting there and there's a doorbell, what's the matter, what's happening, what's going on, T-shirt,

and you can see me with my hair doing weird things beneath my headphones. I was like, you know what I'm gonna do since it's crap is on demand, I'm actually gonna shower today and maybe my hair will look better than it usually does and it actually looks worse because it now has like moisture in it and just weird shit so and then I put product in it

The point is this I'm not feeling very photogenic right now But I'm feeling very excited because we are going to be recapping real housewives of Beverly Hills reunion part one today. Are you excited about that Ronnie? I was so triggered after I watched it, I had to go take a shower too, and then I shaved, and you know, I do my once every two weeks shave and exfoliation, and then covered myself in argon oil, and so I'm very shiny and terubic today.

You do, I'm about to say you actually do look a little renewed, okay? You do. I'm renewed, you know, I did a Caroline Manso's slash Santa Valle, shave of the face, I did a face brush, I did, you do I'm renewed. You know I did a Caroline Manso slash sand of all shave of the face Brush I did you know what to facial things Kai? That's nice. I put argon oil which comes out of dockies But and Morocco guys Well what happens when you run out of that oil do you say argon oil? Little fun Well, what happens when you run out of that oil? Do you say all gone? Oil. A little fun.

I think it's going to be fun. It's going to be fun. Amazon. Anyway, so by the way, we are still in a pandemic, so really, it's so important that you wear a mask. Okay, stop lecturing me. Whatever you say, if you need a mask, go to crapp smurge.com and buy one of our masks. They're adorable and hilarious.

And let's just get into it. Shall we? Let's just get into some real housewives of Beverly Hills. Yeah, okay. So this reunion, you know, one of my friends I was talking to a friend who actually listens, I don't have very many friends that listen to this type, but one of my friends does and no fence been. I was talking about me. And one of my friends is, and no offense been, I was talking about me.

And one of my friends was like, Oh, you're so angry on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I don't really like when you're that angry. And I'm like, well, what the hell do you think you're listening to, okay? I get triggered. If everybody else gets to say they're triggered all the time by every little thing,

then guess what, trigger warning Ronnie's triggered, okay? Triggered, the show makes me so angry. So anyway, after she told me that, I came into the show today and I was like, you know what, you know what? I'm just gonna enjoy it. I'm not gonna get mad. And it worked.

I mean, it worked until probably the last 10 minutes. And then I just wrote down vile curse words for the last. Yeah, you know what I think probably is the reason why it worked. I wanna say it's because of your mental outlook and coming for the last. Yeah, you know what I think probably is the reason why it worked. I want to say it's because of your mental outlook and coming into the episode. And I really want to give you that, but I don't think it's because of that. I think it's because we had like a solid 10 or 12 minutes

of Garsell just putting down Kyle Richards. And I think that probably like let us have like a buffer zone of like happiness before we started to just like, you know, stumble down into our rage bit. And then Kyle just got caught in all the worst positions like her hair stupid, her shoulder pads are stupid, her breasts are stupid, her eyes are stupid. And then she like went like this at one point with her hands and I was like, oh, she's going to be mad at that shot because no woman passed the age of

really 20. Let's be honest, wants their hands shown. Now, I was like, having like great look at my meat hands, you know, I have these big meat hands. I'm used to it. I got to. This is a crap is on demand exclusive, Ronnie's hands. Yes, but if Kyle could get a hand lift, she would get, you know, you just know that that's how Kyle is. So when her hands were on screen, I was like, oh, I know she hates that.

And I actually, you know what, you know what, I don't like, I, I know she hates that. And I actually, same. You know what, I don't, like, I really try not to do things like shame people. Like if you are 50 in your hands, like you're 50, that's normal and natural and there's nothing wrong with that. But knowing that, like, I'm just saying, but I know that she would be upset. You know what I mean? Like what the fuck do I care about what your hands are?

Exactly, no, that's disgusting. They pick noses, okay? I agree, because I actually saw that too. She put her hands up and like her hands are telling a different story Okay, her hands are telling a different story and you know Maybe she can get a hand lift, you know isn't there that like character from the Adams family? That's just a hand that walks around doesn't doesn't that hand deserve some sort of We're about to have the hand. What's with like the cousin hand or something? Why can't cousin hand get a little like nip and tuck?

Okay, so justice for Kyle's hands. Well, it's funny because we're still, you know, it seems like so advanced faceless and they really have become more advanced. I mean, look at Sonia Morgan, for example, anybody out there, cutie Instagram, she looks amazing. Amazing, and she was not looking great this season.

That is some great work whoever she saw. Yeah, but we've been talking about these, these ladies for, what, 10 years almost, nine years or something. Yeah. And so when, well, longer because of blogs and stuff. So when it started faceless or not as perfect, you know, you were still walking around with like, group on facelift, like more like a brandy. You know how brandy is just hurt herself at this, like self-honum. Yeaharm so you started looking like that then it started getting better

but then it got so good that it was really obvious that the neck there was no solution for the neck because you can count the tree rings on the neck you know we've always said that yeah and then they found the neck and so what's next you know next is gonna be hands I'll bet anything people are gonna start cutting the skin off their hands pulling them up to their wrist. Yeah, there will be hand lifts. I think that's actually like it sounds like we're joking, but there's gonna be a thought decided some psych issues right now because those hands, you know, those those hands tell stories. It's almost like a jewel song. I know you can tell that I just drive around a lot and never put lotion on my hands.'ve got age spots look I've been trying to burn them off with my oh, so throw on hand

I've been burning them off with my little burner look. I'm so farming over here with my little burner I bought off a book. I don't have my age spots yet I'm still my hands are still young and fresh I kind of like that age spots in kindergarten. I told you I turned into a 40-year-old in kindergarten Okay, so also I started this recap. I like hey, this doesn't need to be five hours on sorry to late Yeah, we're talking we're discussing like the intricacies of college or his hands The boys that Kyle was hilariously awful this reunion. She was so bad. It was cracking me up because she's such a politician and It was kind of brilliant every time she spoke I wound up laughing so hard because she's such a politician and it was kind of brilliant. Every time she spoke,

I wound up laughing so hard because she just kept on, she'd either step in it or she just didn't seem to realize how full of it she was at any given moment, it was kind of amazing. Yeah. So we start with tech where her soul don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't I don't know why we needed to see that but okay and Garsell's like uh you know what I'm nervous and cause like oh this is your first one where she's trying to sound nice and her muppet voice yeah Teddy your Teddy's life's really good look up Teddy's really good like she's also 18 years younger than I am and significantly more boring. Do you get better light if you're boring? Teddy's light is clean up because she's got such boring design style. I'm around Teddy that's what you

want. Teddy is your light wearing a romper? Oh my god, is that a pregnant light? Let's say that. Let's say that pregnant light. Of course, Teddy brought my favorite thing into it that she's trying to make it sound like Garza was body shaming or Sutton was body shaming a pregnant woman. Shut up, Teddy. We'll get to you. We'll get to you.

So we see them all sit down for tech rehearsal. And then it's like, and it's goes Thursday. Oh, it's Tuesday as tech rehearsal. Then Thursday, reunion day. I'm like, great, what's next? Are we gonna see them ordering from Amazon tomorrow? Do we need to see every step of this process? Can we just start with a reunion?

Well, we'd love that. So everybody's stressed now and to reach, like, but my microphone! I'm the only one with a visible microphone! Hmm. Someone get me a Buko de Pepo bib to cover my visible microphone. Someone get me a book or a pepper beam to cover my visible microphone. And then they do the sound test thing where it's like, okay, everybody, one, two, three clap. But then they all clap at the wrong time. Say, I'll clap off rhythm. And the ones

will freeze. Yeah. I was hoping the sound is going to be all completely out of sync. But that would be great. So now the three-part reunion begins. And we see the big trailer for the whole reunion, and it goes on for a really long time. You can tell that they don't have a huge amount of content for this reunion, or I should say more like that they were making it stretch because, A, they showed us tech rehearsal for no reason,

and B, all of the clip packages were like five minutes long including this trailer So I was like, okay, they're gonna be stretching some content Oh my god, Rina is really Rina just looks like a villain out of a Disney movie at this point I mean she's she even looks evil now and I don't think she's ever looked evil But there's a distinct change in her this year where she just looks freaking evil. And before we even go too far into it, I want to show you guys what I mean. Let me just pull this up here. It's like a face change. I don't know how to say it. Share screen. Okay. I'm sharing an application window. And it's going to be this one with scary, these okay? Do you see it? Yeah, that is.

Look at her. She looks like she's kidnap children and has them in the trunk, you know? She's just terrifying. But she's a sub star. She can pull that off. But you know, pointy, pointy shoulder pads will always make you look a little bit more evil, you know?

Yes. And it feels like another, like, Ha-ha, Lisa Fender pump, because that's the same dress Lisa Vander pump wore in her last reunion, except it's not pink. It's red gold. I feel like that dress has been we're seeing variations of it every year because Lisa Vandorpump war that but Erica wore that one year I feel like that was a

different one. The one that Lisa Vandorpump stole from Erica. And then was like, what? I never noticed you were wearing this dress. What? I had no idea. So, um, okay, so welcome, Doreet. Wow, you look incredible. Why? I love that flashing sign that says Bucke de Bepple behind you. That's great. You know, these may look a little different this time to read. You look like you're being shipped in a keep frozen bag from Costco. So that's good. What is the reunion end? All right, it's mirror-sponsibility to borrow freezer bags

that I'll never return to the freezer bag designers. The stored mass amounts of hard-tick and cutlets and rocket road. And my rocket piggy! She can cut and rocket road and a rocket peak chicken cuts and rocket road hey hello there Kyle carring jingle be how are you

and Kyle's like huh it's like hard to imagine that have to imagine that dynasty was a reference point for your look today and you can see Kyle was like what do you mean what What do you talk about? It's like, isn't it always around here? And then, oh, Teddy, I have nothing to say to you. So let's talk about you dying your hair pink.

Congratulations on the boxed, die job personality you've gotten for this reunion, Teddy. Teddy will send you an application for a love island in the U.S. after this is done. I'm sure you'll fit in. Where's Tom Gerardi? Where's Tom Gerardi? She's like, hey, this is all I've been swearing at every day. And he goes, really?

And she goes, well, when your name is on the door and she's so humorous they actually have to take a pause of not laughing you know because like everyone's just like not because she's just so miserable my god yeah so hey Rina told me about your hair, who is she? And Rina's like, we just named her Joan, as in Crawford. Oh, God, my wig yells at me all day long. I'm scared, Rina. She's like, maybe you should be. Maybe you should be.

Maybe you should be. Maybe you should be. And it's welcome garselle. She's like, I can't believe I'm here honestly. Meaning I can't believe this is where my career has taken me. What's your design inspiration and is it good to dip french fries into? Garselle. So I guess Andy, the inspiration is flapper, it's french fries with mustard, very good, Andy. Very good.

Yes, she went with a black designer named Giovanna Louie and her jewelry plot twist is from Asa Sultan from Chazasunset. And she goes, yes, Andy, she's very talented. I like to call her line, everything Kyle wishes her line was. It actually is the most beautiful calf dance I've ever seen in my entire life, Andy. And they just so Kyle going, like, what are you doing? But the only thing that was twitching, the only that was strange and he is that when I paid for it I had to bury my cash under her doorstep. That was an odd odd transaction

Hello, Denise Richards, or should I say fucking Denise Richards and she's like no, Andy. It's Denise fucking Richards Which is not Denise comes to this reunion remembering no facts She can't even quote her damn self and it's very funny Well, is it fucking Denise Richard? I'm fucking Denise Richards and now she's like no, ah Denise fucking Richards Come on to me Why when I change that Andy? Why would I say fucking that's her new thing is that she asked question back? She's very so credit. She's like, oh, why would I do that Andy? Why would I say the F word when I have children who might be watching this? In a few years. There's no mode of the Andy. There's no mode over.

That's not what I meant, but it was an accident. I meant I'm Denise Richards. Also Denise looks probably a couple of fronzea boxes and will spear and she's got she's got she's got eyeliner or mascara or something that she's obviously done this with her eyes and it's like smeared across I mean she looks like she's dragging in after a really hard night and I love it. I cheer for her. Hard night good morning you know what's it. I cheer for it. Hard night, good morning. You know what I'm saying? I cheer for it.

I love someone throwing up to where you knew like that. Like I don't have one single fuck about you, alright? Just like I'm famous. So Andy's like, alright, so a little zoom banter here. Who here is wearing shoes? And then, you know, Rinna puts up her like, to let out. I was like, look at these heels and then Kyle takes her shoe off

and puts it in the camera and goes, I mean, I'm wadi, I mean, I'm wadi, just like bragging about whatever designer that was. Of course, Kyle's gonna like, immediately shove the designer in her face. Yeah, and he's like, Hey, Lisa, Rina, this Harry hamlin' have the keys to those shoes.

Ah, yeah, baby. So is this, when did they show Harry popping in that was during the tech rehearsal? Now Harry popped in. He's like, hi, apparently I don't even live here anymore. I really live somewhere else. I just show it to be on the show. So I was like, you know what? Lisa Rinna is defensive enough without you popping in here.

Okay. That's some Lisa Rinina tweets for later. Okay, well let's get into the Garsell segment. So we see like 15 minutes of Garsell doing whatever she does. And then it ends with Garsell. It ends with that great scene where Garsell and Denise and Rina were in the we're like leaving some party I think Erica whatever, and they were making fun of Kyle. And it ends with Garsell saying, oh, we being Katty, yes. But that's what girlfriend's do.

And Kyle deserves it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. And we come back from Kyle's just like, she's like shaking your head like that real tight shake. Like ready to go, right into victim mode. So, so Andy starts asking Garselle about her. About her, Andy starts asking Garselle about when she was on water happens live.

And Garselle had said he had asked her who is the least welcoming housewife. And she said Kyle. Well, she said, am I not allowed to say Sutton because I already answered Sutton. That was when she started that answer. And then she's like, well, I guess Kyle. And then Erica was the most welcoming.

And then we come back to Kyle and she's all upset. She's like, well, I was totally blindsided Andy. You know, I was so excited to have her in the show. And we were always laughing. And you saw me crawl under her dress, Andy. Do you remember that I crawled under her dress? I just get a little lump in my throat because I'm very sensitive about Andy.

When people, Andy, I'm just a good person. And so it really hurt Andy. It hurt me bullying Andy, basically, bully. It was a lot of fun. Like, Kyle. I think we should also mention, by the way, that Kyle's hair was totally a van der Pomp knockoff.

Yes, I did the crudemy until just right now. I know that's what cracks me up on this show, like the pussy bows and the, you know, the C-through shirts or whatever, you know, with the like high collars and all that. It's really funny. It's just like a character thing at this point, you know. I know. What's the name of that? Kyle, dude, point. You know, she's going to have like miniature donkeys next season. 100% that she's going to fly in from Indiana instead of Ohio. So Garcell is,

so Garcell actually, this is like the only time where I felt like Garcell was full of shit, but I still appreciate it. She was like, I mean, it was my first time on Watch What Happens Live. I mean, I had had a big drink beforehand because I'd never done it before, and I was so nervous to be on this basic cable late night show. So I just couldn't remember anyone's name, and Kyle's was the only one I can remember. I was like, what's he? Who has a vile, awful bitch to me? I can only remember Kyle's name.

But what about the other things that you've been saying about me? Huh? What about the other things? Kyle Kyle you're doing it already Kyle you do let me finish Kyle Let me finish Kyle then you can say whatever you want to say which I think we can all agree is gonna be bullshit say whatever you want to say, which I think we can all agree is going to be bullshit. Oh, no, that's what we do here. That's what we do here. And to read it's like, no, it isn't. Come on, cow. So I have to disagree with you because I think Garsell is full of shit with this entire argument. I think I think, really? Yes. Well, this is the one time. And what cracks me up about it is I think that Kyle is actually right in this and that Garsell still looks like the better person and that's what makes me laugh about it

I think that Garsell is trying to like start too much with Kyle over being cold to her and it does seem at least from what we're seeing on TV That Kyle was being my store, so I didn't get it, but that doesn't mean that I'm not still teamed herself, because she's a guest-cyle. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest and insightful take on parenting. Hosted by myself, Megan Galey, Chris Garcia, and Kurt Brown-Oller, we will be your resident not-so-expert experts. Each week we'll share a parenting story that'll have you laughing, nodding, and thinking.

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The only other part I thought that Garsell was sort of bullshit about was when they asked her about the LA Mission award show and she's like, oh, that was kind of tongue-in-cheek. You know what I mean? I was just sort of joking, you know, like, you know, just saying like Kyle Richards is a piece of shit, it's a little tongue-in-cheek, you know, like, is that a pretty sincere to me? And she says, I never accused you of not being nice to me. I said that you glaze over me when I try to have a conversation. I was like, well, that's, you know, that's Kyle, for totals.

And Andy's like, well, Jury, you have a problem with Kyle, not listening. I'm just gonna keep nodding my head, right? Well, you said all this, Jury. And she's like, well well first I'd like to thank Wetzel Depretzel for doing me hair Andy. Wetzel went to school with Balenciaga. He did minikas.

What was the question? Ree, does Kyle have an tendency to interrupt? Yes, Kyle has a tendency to interrupt people. and yes, sometimes I make a point this long winded. Yes, I do love flowers and yes, bread is bad for you and it's an else ending. So then we go see a montage, an extended montage of Kyle interrupting people, which is great. And just like nonstop. And Kyle goes, you know, if you ever feel like I interrupt, I'm sorry.

You know, people are arguing. It just, it happens. It's something that happens, you know. So, so Denise is like, well, you know, she talked at us and she doesn't listen to them all. We're saying, and oftentimes the conversation goes right back to her What I'm trying to say is if I interrupt I'm sorry that's something that I have to work on and I don't always bring it back to me and and

That's something I also have to work on bringing things back to me. I have to work on that Yeah, and she says it just seems like that whole fight with Garsell was something that she chose to bring in Garsells Like chose it. She says well, yeah, the only time I ever glazed over you was when I was talking to someone else So I mean I had no issue with you and she's like, but you know, I hear I did hear you off camera She's oh no, no, no, I'm talking now. So you let me talk now because you have a problem with me And it seems disingenuous and you were never even there You know, so that's her big thing. I could you know these girls that these new girls don't even come to work You know yeah, so she's like you were never there and then you come to my charity for children with cancels and you raise your Paddle and you donated five thousand dollars and you never paid There there charity shaming there. Yeah, that's classic, that's some classic.

That is some real housewas a dialish shit right there. Which is probably a big given the hair. Yeah, but some real housewas of Atlanta right there. That's true too. By the way, I like when Kyle says, the only time I glazed over you was when I was talking to someone else, I'm like, yes, that's exact. That's the whole point, is that she tries talking to you

and you glaze over and talk to someone else. Like, what do you not get about that? It's so gross. The only times I was mean to you were the times I was mean to you, okay? That's not fair. Yeah, come on. So, uh, Garsell is like, what I didn't pay, that's not true. She's, oh, you are not being genuine. You're not being genuine. She goes, no, that's not true. That's not true. That's not true.

And you better watch what you're saying, because that's not true, that's not true, that's not true, and you better watch what you're saying because that's not true. Yeah. Yeah, and Kyle's like, the thing is you just have to be honest on camera about how you feel about me and Chris, I was like, I just said how I felt about you, and then you went on to Twitter and I was warned by someone here that that's what you do, and you wait until the show comes out and then you tweet and then you get all your fans behind you That's what you did Kyle, which is great She just totally cornered Kyle about the whole honesty thing right it calls like but we're supposed to tweet

We're supposed to tweet. Yes, and I thought that you know Her the basics are true But how then they show these texts and this is like hate obviously being on Kyle's side ever because it's just not in my nature. But then they show these tweets and they're totally innocuous tweets. So I think I think Marcel just watches this show and it's like a lot of us and just doesn't like Kyle, you know. Yeah.

And I think she was probably shocked that Kyle was not hideous. But the tweets are, I've been, this is the mean one. The first one is Garsell snickering that might know i've been nothing but nice uh... garsell and i can look at myself in the mirror knowing i've been nothing but kind and that's one of them and the other one is garsell snickering that my outfit is hideous while wearing stretchy purple knee high boots with a pink suit dress that her stylist picked for her

okay so that's a little caddy but it was a response to you going after her outfit. So, I mean, I don't know. I think that like, I don't know. I can see like our soul could be like, fuck this bitch. Like, they're not the nastiest. I mean, unfortunately, we have like a low bar, or high bar or low bar.

I don't know where the bar is for the nastiness. So yeah, we've seen a lot worse. But I think that like, if you're someone who's like a friend and you like someone like, there's like calling someone out on Twitter is a very different thing than offering up shade or being quote unquote honest on the interview show, an interview segment on the show where you're supposed to be honest, right? Kyle is all about honesty until it comes, coming, comes roaring back at her.

And then at that point, it's like, you were just being mean, you're not, you're just being mean, you know? So I don't know, I don't give Kyle any credit for any of this. I think those tweets, if I receive those tweets, if someone sent me a tweet like that, I'm just gonna, like, fuck you.

Like they're supposed to be tweeting while they watch the show, right? So every time the show's airing there, that's when this tweet came out. She's responding as she watches the show because that's what they're supposed to do. Well, I just feel like you, you've got time. You can get, you can get Kyle on so much worse than this, but it is funny that she's making her flounder around and lick her, stick her lizard tongue out so much. So then, and he's like, Garsell, who warned you about Kyle? And she's like, I'm not going to do that. So then he's like, so who warned Garsell?

I'm like, normal, raise their hand. So in this cast of honesty, where everyone's like, why can't Denise just be honest? Why can't Denise just be honest? No one raises their hand. Yeah. And she's like, you know what? Here's how it goes. If you have issues with somebody, you know, you say it And if you don't have issues with somebody, you don't create one. I'm like shut up. Nobody asks for your fucking, you know, you to me

Clouds on how to be a housewife Kyle right exactly Yeah, so and the and finally Garsell's just like well, I actually told you how it's feeling and how you took it upon how you took it is upon you Done with you now so then Andy asked Ask Garsell what it's like to be the first black housewife of Beverly Hills and she's like it's the first to be the it's good to be the first anything Am I right? Yeah, and then there's questions about, like, where's their pressure about, like, you know, was the pressure that she had on her and she was like saying, she didn't want to snap at everyone, she didn't want to be, you know, angry black woman and talking about how she

wants to be strong and she doesn't, and she, it's, it's, it sucks that you can't be strong but also have pain at the same time. And then there's a question about, I guess, Garcell told Wendy Williams that she felt like a lot of the women held back a little bit around her because they essentially didn't want to get in trouble. They didn't want to have a bad look. They didn't want to want Twitter to come after them. Yeah, very much. Pretty much.

Although, I would have loved it because it would have been hilarious just to see Kyle Richards just like bearing the brunt. So Garth said it was like very like she was like, listen, I understand how tricky it can be. And you know, I love when my white friends call me up and say, should I say African-American? Should I say black? Because it's all about having dialogue and conversation. So of course, the very first person who pipes up, who weighs in, is Kyle, who's like,

I never felt like that. I never felt like I held back. I mean, if I had an issue, I would not have had today to say it. You know, I never would have, I was shocked. I was waiting for Kyle to say, you know, I am in an interracial marriage. So I understand the pressures.

I could have, I was like like I was like ready for it I was shocked that that did not. She did do that once and I forget what she was talking about Oh, but that was the past I'll scrub it from my brain So then Andy is like so Erica, why did you hit it off immediately with Garcelle? You usually hate everybody and she's like well We had a good time, but I'm more comfortable with my skin and I've just grown so much. I'm just so much more trusting and opening me. Yeah, you're yeah, Erica, you really seem like you've chilled.

So now Margo from LA says, Hey, Garcelle, what conversations did you have with your kids about Black Lives Matter? So then she starts talking about the conversations she had, talked about getting pulled over and how like she did all the right things and how like even someone like, like who is, you know, someone famous like Garcelle could still still could be scared and still feels like she could be, you know, in danger. be scared and still feels like she could be, you know, in danger and how like she's hopeful in the wake of George Floyd, that things will change, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. And so then Andy's like, so did anyone else talk to your kids about this stuff? And Kyle's like, Andy, Andy, yes, it's an ongoing discussion at our, at our house at dinner. That's just, that's just who I am. I'm just Kyle Richards being honest about issues being a great person and having other people be so mean to me that's just who I am.

Yes, so Andy changes to Erica he moves on to Erica and he's like well Erica you're getting a policeman so you must have some things to say and she's like well you know I see the best of the police and And the police are crying. There's just a couple of little, maybe they got a little problem here. There. And then we're all, you know, boohoo. And Garstell's like, well, you know, I checked in with, oh, Garstell says, yeah, actually I checked in with Erica about her son.

Mm-hmm. Because I know it's hard for that side of it too. And Erica's like, oh, yes, you were the only one who did, actually. Yeah, and then everyone else is silent. Erica did acknowledge that the police, I kind of feel bad. I do want to give Eric a credit for saying that she did acknowledge that there are injustices with a black community that are committed by the police. So I don't want to make it seem like she's purely like,

like a all lives matter person. I'll give her credit for that. I'll give her credit. You don't know when I go through my mouth. So then we move on to sudden, sudden cut. You're a cat. Yeah. So let's talk going from black lives matters

and police brutality to hey Suddenly has a cut name little bit but lunch. Yes, little bit blank little bit back little bit Little bit bland little bit lunch and he says what kind of cat is that she has you can't even make this up Andy It's a ragamuffin all right. It's a ragamuffin cat And I was like oh started jumping started jumping but ragamuffin cat. And Carl's like, oh, it's started to jump in, it's started to jump in, but ragamuffins are beautiful. That's just me, Kyle Richards, here to be honest and listen and support ragamuffins. Well, we're joined by the queen of coach Er, because of the sudden strike. Now, I'm dying to know who you're wearing.

And Carl just puts her shoe in the camera. Like, it's my shoe, Amy. Look at the iPhone. I have an iPhone. She's wearing Pamela Rowland, who I will forever laugh every time I hear her name, because I'm just imagining Ramona singer at home, and be like, she's my friend, okay? Can I just get a photo with her? Can you just get out the photo, Pima wants my friend. Okay.

Well, you recently put your $9 million mansion up for sale. What's that about? It's like, well, I'm moving because I'm desperately broke, Andy. I'll just wait for everybody to laugh at that because I could never ever be true. Hey, son. So what's someone like you going doing on? Shouldn't you be like dating millionaires? Why you on match.com?

Well, you know what the worst date I ever had was after my divorce with a millionaire. I'm so glad. Well, the personality is big as her pocketbook. Seton proved to be as one of a kind as the Dolce in her closet. So then we get to set and segment, which is really funny because it reminds us of the beginning of the season, Sutton, who is coming in way too hot.

And I guess you just calmed it down for whatever reason, but I really prefer that evil Sutton from the beginning. I love first, I mean, second half of the season, Sutton was fine. She was fine, she was present. Yeah, she was fine, she didn't annoy me or anything. By the first half of the season, when she came after, but she came after Teddy, she was like, I just thought you'd be a little boring. And then you're pregnant too. Oh, God.

And so then Durinda, Durinda, she's had every week. Durit, Tatl telling on her and saying, well, she said she was going to freak out at the daughter's one party. Ooh. And then Rinne yelled at Sutton, which they cut out, which I thought was interesting, because Rinne was such an asshole on that dinner. I was really hoping they'd show that, but they kind of did. But it did keep Sutton's big line. Let the mouse go. You've had your fun let the mouse go a little bit bland let the mouse go booted a peppo so um so uh so uh so suddenly invited and to read it in a dna party and then you exaggerated to read why did you lie to read and she's like i hold heartedly apologize for making it a bigger issue than it twas, okay? I'm

close with Lisa Rina's daughters, some would say a second mother, I give them three appetizers at Booker de Beppo, and I care about them, and I really wanted the night to go well, and that coupled with not really knowing you very well, and you've seen a little crazy, I didn't really know how to read you, and I didn't want you to be angry or anything like that. So that's all. And certain's like, well, it was very loud to read. You said that I screamed. I would never. She's like, well, I watched it back and I felt terrible. That felt so bad. She just went to read, I'm sorry, but if you were concerned about how I was feeling then you could have pulled me aside and you were not

Concerned about how I was feeling so maybe we should discuss how you were not concerned You were not concerned I rest my case And she's like no, I didn't say that I was concerned about how you were feeling and something's like well I'm sorry, but no don't say you were concerned how I was feeling but I didn't say I was concerned about how you were feeling I was concerned about putting a pretzel on the back of me head with rather a big problem and ross Angeles there I said it but you're really avoiding the question at the time at the table you had to bring it up You wanted to announce it you will talk about freak everyone out. That's what you did That's what you did. Come to me later when I was with my lonesome away from that dreadful boy

I'm good. I'm a teddy the pregnant boy that she is. Oh God, and she's like well You're really trying to avoid the conversation to reach. Like, okay, okay. Everybody's like, all right, it's like one little thing. So she's like, all right, well, you've explained yourself and accept your apology and we're good. Well, I like how I like when Doree says, if you let me, I'll explain. You're new to the group, right? And she says, yes, we know that.

Right, you're new to group, right? That's so kind of Sunday. Yeah. Um, so, hey, I have a question. Why did Kyle and Sudden get along so quickly? And Kyle's like, well, like I always say, I defend what's right and who's rich, and that didn't feel right in the moment. Okay, and I felt bad because we'd had one disastrous group dinner after another, and I thought,

oh my god, she's new to the group, and she's rich. When will she ever be friends with me if I keep subject to these terrible experiences? Yeah, Andy, you know, here's the thing, I have a really big heart and Sutton has a really big house to sell. So, yeah, just think the good person that I am because you know cows listing that fucking house. Yes, she certainly is. From a race. So then someone asks, hey, Rina, you turn on your good friend for almost freaking out. How exactly did Sutton like fuck with your kids

if nothing really happened? Meaning that like Kyle attacked sudden at that dinner, even though nothing happened, everything was fine. Um, I was thinking about the kids. Yeah, that's what Rinna was saying. Rinna was like, I was thinking about the kids. Yeah, okay, thank you. Also, I didn't know my poor children,

my poor children handed a wine level for a wine label for doing absolutely nothing. You know, I mean, all she had to do is say, you know, is he gonna be there? Because it was her responsibility to ask me if I was gonna bring one of her arch enemies to the party, Andy, that's it. And she's like, well, she didn't throw me to the shocks.

Yeah. If anyone's gonna put my daughter's opportunities, it's gonna be me. Just, just like in sync, because I am in sync with my children. It's gonna be me. Oh, Andy, feel so good to sing again. And she's like, this isn't,

this is not an easy group Andy. And she knows I love her. She knows I love her. I've been concentrating on to me, but I will be here for you next year. Satin Strac! I feel like why like it's funny all the housewives do this every single cast. Well, you know, this isn't an easy group to step into. Why is that like a thing? Like, can't you guys be nicer to each other? Yeah, they just have to be nice. Well, welcome to the group, we're assholes, you know. Kyle

said it in the beginning of this where she's like, well, you know, this is how we do it. And then to reach like, where are you new here? You know, and we're in a second. Wow, this is not an easy group. You guys are the ones who are making it not an easy group. Exactly. I guess that's, that was my point.

They act like it's just like this thing that can't be changed. It's like, oh, you guys could just be nicer to newbies. Yes. It's just like this thing that can't be changed. It's like, oh, you guys could just be nicer to newbies. Yeah. So hey, can Sutton pick out the mayor of Leo in a lineup? And then we have like a flashback when Sutton was like, I think like the mayor of Leo was like, I got like the ice cream man or something. She's like, wow, the mayor of Leo, that's crazy.

And then to read says, how many mayors do you know on the show? and it comes back It's on it's like and I know a lot of mayors by the way So they'll talk about how Sutton has given them so many gifts and that how great that gift bag was at her party and Sutton's like well, I was trying to buy your friendship So an air cuz like I've ever said that. And she said, no, to read did. No, I said. It's like they don't listen.

You know, now Erica thinks that she was just attacked for something. I know. She's the biggest victim. She's like, I was the one who said, you have the best social crisis and there's a girl, my son. She's like, you really did, Erica.

Now, I would never try to buy friendships. She goes, well, here's what I think. I think you're a very well-bred Southern woman. That's what I think. The good gifts and thanks. Yeah, and because, like, and I do too, son, and much like the message that I sent to you

after you sent me flowers for my birthday, much like that message that America now knows about, I said that you're extremely kind and sweet, and I would like credit for that that I did send you a message it's your extremely kind and sweet, and I would like credit for that that I did send you a message saying that you're kind and sweet. That's something that's like, yeah. Yeah, you did.

Kinda like. I would just like to point out that I also gave out goody bags that had tootsy rolls and paperclips in them. I don't think I got any credit for those. Well, she's all a little very outspoken. Remember that brilliant game that Rina played 19 times every season the show has been on, where she says give us your first impression and she went from zero to 60 and left Teddy in tears. So then we get this Teddy segment

where she's telling Teddy. I'm sorry. I just had an image of like Teddy standing by a road in a car starting up and driving away going from zero to 60 And Teddy just crying That happens a lot Continue so we see the segment of her being like well, honestly, I thought you were gonna be born and then pregnant And Andy says well Teddy, Teddy, you know, you say that you want your friends to be honest, but then you cried when she was honest and she's like, no, no, no, Andy, listen, it wasn't

about that. It's just that she never took any time to know me. And I thought the second she saw me in my cute little black womper, remember that? Because I'm going to bring it up in an epic victim moment in a second that she had an issue with me Yeah, and to me it wasn't the boring thing. It was a hug even worse Pregnant because you know something I'm so proud of and so excited for your mocking Sutton pregnancy. You're gonna mock pregnant women. It's a miracle. Okay. There are two miracles that we have to discuss Pregnancy and the ability to sew shorts into a shirt

and create a romper. That is like giving birth to a whole new look. And you're mocking that. Are they jumpsuits? Are they bathing suits? No, they're rompers, and they're miracle. They even have dedicated rooms, okay? So Sun says, I have apologize for that.

I was just trying to be funny and silly. That's how I am with my group of rich friends. you know that car's not part of let's be honest I say oh wow God you're pregnant now and boring get out of the group go to your own private island That's just what we say but to say you're boring and pregnant and then you look bad and those close Pregnant you look bad and those close pregnant So now you're basically she's accusing her of body shaming pregnant women everywhere So Teddy can get her little army of ladies who've had a baby before to come yell at her on Twitter You know set up Teddy your stuff was shit and sudden handles it perfectly

Sudden handles it so perfectly she goes are you going to let my small Distain for your clothes getting the way of our friendship? That's just silly. Smiling a bit is small disdain that we can all agree on. It's small but universal disdain about your clothes. Even Teddy has to start laughing. They all start laughing America. See the stink. Hi Kim from New York says, Sutton is refreshing and blunt, but Lucy from Boston says,

Southern Charm Myass, the uncensive etiquette is backwards like a messed up romper. What do you have to say about that? Well, it's like the actual Southern Charm, Andy. Sometimes it's fun and sometimes it's on the verge of getting canceled for just being horrible. Right. Listen, I think we all have our insecurities, a little bit blanch, sometimes gets afraid to cough or put little kerboles in public, you know what I'm saying?

And mine definitely come out in the beginning and I do dance up and around all these frumpy women and I did look like an asshole and I look like a snottie asshole but then I realized school moms can be fun too. So a snottie well dressed and possibly rich and undeniably con. Friendro a asshole that's what I am. Hey Kyle, to finish up this segment you have hilarious impersonations. Do you have one of Sutton and she's like, well who I got a good guy. Trump forever. I eat corn and a cayenne. What the hell, Kyle? Kyle just does a Southern accent, not much different from our own. But you know, my favorite part was I've almost forgot about this. When Andy said, Kyle, you do a great Doritum

impersonation in your interviews. Kyle does the inside the actor studio nod and laugh. He goes, like, she just sort of laughs like, thank you. Thank you. Well, when I was at Yale Drama School, I studied under the great Irmiv on Clappinburg. And she taught me how to really enunciate my fake British fake British Rs and I have her

a thing for that. I was like, I'll stop with this. I'm accepting award from Andy Cohen on your impression. So then we come back from break and they're not technically shooting yet. And Denise is just chomping on food while her hair gets fresh. She's like,

she's talking different carrot. So Andy's like, Marcel, I can't tell if you annoyed her if you're having fun. And she's like, well, it's a little bit of both, Andy. I mean Kyle saying, I never paid that money. I already sent an email to my business manager. You know, it's tough to be in a place where people are judging you and questioning you, Andy. Yeah. And Kyle goes, well, it's hard to be in a place where people are judging you and questioning you Andy. Yeah, and Kyle goes Well, it's hard being in the hot seat sometimes especially when you don't feel like it's justified

I think we've all had moments like that across the board like the one you've given me So Andy's like well to me last season. Okay, here we go The me's last season you casually talked about being in size and happy endings and now you flinch it, talk of three thums. What's up with that? We see the clip. So now, yeah, now we get the clip montage and I mean, to me, it's like so, it's like clear as day, like at a very clear day, I'd like to add, not like a, not like a reenie Seattle day. It's a clear day that's being seen in this montage.

And we see they are having the conversation. It gets a little adult, Denise walks over the kids and says, hey, the conversation's getting a little adult. You should like walk away or something like that. Then we see she just mentions it to the girls. Like, by the way, you know, Sammy heard it and they're like, oh, sorry. And then it like starts to escalate.

And then she goes to that barbecue and they're like, oh, why don't you bring the kids? She's like, oh, well, they're busy. And then she's like, she also whispers like, like they would want to come to this. Like, I got to bring my kids to this. And then all of a sudden, Teddy is, it's like Teddy and Kyle are like,

are you saying you don't want to have your kids around us? You're saying you don't want to have your kids around us? It's like, oh, you just took it. You're the one who took it from, I'm not going to bring my kids based on the conversations we already had. And also, they're teenagers. They wouldn't want to come to this stupid bouncy house party to, oh, you don't want the kids around us.

You don't want the kids around us. Are you embarrassed about us, whatever? I'm like, you guys, look at the video. It's in there in the video. Look at the video. This is what's so ingering, because they do this. They did it all last season. And now they're doing it again. It's so angry because they do this they did it all last season and now they're doing it again it's the same thing they do they take one little thing and then they're like oh my god so your man's your man why are you mad

why are you mad why are you oh my god did he sell to this why is he mad like nothing is like they're presenting it here and it's so fucking obnoxious so any asks about the steak, you know what? Steak is DRAP Bob I Know that first of me goes for and she's like I was just joking I said that cuz I mean Lisa Rino was gonna run in and tattle tailed everybody No, that was not a joke. That was not a joke to me

You were getting steak and a drink club. We know you were and you're not you're not fessing up Because you don't want people going there I'm ruining your stake experience. Yeah, and there's not really like who cares. There's no shame in that game, you know Yeah, so and he's like well, yeah, staking a strip club and then run this like I didn't even know you could get staking a strip Cup that is crazy and it's like Erica that they serve stakes and shakers Well actually the chef at shake is now gone on to be a Michelin two-star car driver. And we were very proud of our food there at Shakers. It was a tough time with hot people trying to make a hot life for them. So it's like, okay, Erica.

All right. Okay. So down. So you said you wouldn't bring your kids to this group Denise. Why not just tell them the real reason? And she's like, oh, look, I got Eloise. I can't bring her around a pool unless I'm sitting there with, oh, you didn't say that, you didn't say that.

You said, I wouldn't bring my kids around here. It's like, no, no. She was actually the other light of the first. Yeah, she was saying, first she said, I think she gave a real reason. She have a few real reasons. One is that they wanted to deny it away from the kids. Two, she was being polite and she said,

oh, they have plans. Which is just like a polite white lie. It's not like, oh, why can't you be honest? Because could you imagine walking into a party where the kids, oh, I decided not to bring them around because I don't want them around, you fucking bitches. Like, who's gonna walk into a party where the kids, oh, I decided not to bring them around because I don't want them around you fucking bitches Like who's gonna walk in a party and say that? That's kind of what it sounded like she was doing because she was like, wow, I'm gonna bring them here

But they had just had all these conversations. It was like Santa Barbara and then it was yeah Every where they every time they got her in a room. They're like, oh really, you know Maybe if you don't like your kids hearing that then you shouldn't bring them around adult So if that's the problem and so you shouldn't bring them around adults. So if that's the problem, and so she didn't bring them. And so now they're acting like she's evil and she's mom-saming them and all this other stuff. Exactly.

And she was, I just think that she was, I think for real, they did have plans, those kids have plans. And B, she was just being polite. She wasn't saying the real reason because she was like, I'm going to try to have a pleasant time because these bitches are annoying me, but I'm going to try to put on a smile. I'm going to try to have a pleasant time because these bitches are annoying me, but I'm gonna try to put on a smile. I'm gonna try to have a pleasant time here. And when she said the thing, I'll bring them here, she was whispering it to Garcell

and then Kyle overheard it and was like, blew it up. Right? So it wasn't even a thing. So she was actually being polite and not like, you were being honest. You're not being honest. So she was like, look, I was just kind of joking because of what you guys all told me in Santa Barbara,

including you Lisa Rinna when you said not to bring my kids around. And then so we see a clip of Sutton saying, well maybe if it's an adult body like that, you don't bring the kids and then Rinna saying, oh yeah, like I would never ever have my kids at a dinner like that. Never, never, I would never do that.

Like, well, do you see? And you guys just say shit, and then you get her to agree with it and then make her the villain. But then, but then they're like, well, this was like family barbecues. There was a bounce house, Glenn blew up bounce house, okay?

And, you know, yeah, it was a family barbecue, but the point is that like, the picnic was also, we're not, the thing that Denise had, not the picnic, but that was also a family thing and things went south. So like she says, well, look, you know what, I, if my daughters wanted to go, I wouldn't want them to see their mother being on the receiving end of all these arguments, which is a good point. You know, she knew she was going to show up there and they were going to give her

a ton of shit because they just done it for like three days in a row. And then Rinna's like, Oh the why were they why were they at your barbecue then huh why were they oh my god she's the news is like first of all it was my house yeah yeah she's like and my experience with this group was that when the husbands are around I mean when was the last time we talked about sex. I didn't really know what she was getting at But then the woman like all the time we talk about sex all the time and this was the frustration with Denise again You know, she's it up. Not a good or you're putting over and over. She just can't It's like she doesn't remember what's happened before or I don't know

She can't form any kind of real argument because she's like well why we don't you know our husbands were there so when we went why would I think we're going to talk about sex we never talk about sex and our husbands were there and Rennie's like you talk about your husband's penis every show! And Teddy's like yeah on that same episode you talked about as Venus and then we get a clip of being like, don't worry, you've got a big old deck, alright? Yeah, Denise sometimes, yeah, I just, I wish she got her arguments, I wish she got her shit a little tighter with her arguments because she's on the right side here. So she said, well I said one comment, like one, one comment. Oh yeah, well that was the first thing coming out of your mouth and you all mime will kill

my mums, you better back it up, man. Yeah, well that was the first thing coming out of your mouth that you all might be my man. See, man, the back of that man. I mean, I think Erica had a point. I mean, Erica was like, you set the tone. And I don't think I think Erica's right. I mean, Denise did set a tone with that. Maybe she didn't set a tone, but she suggested that this kind of stuff was okay to talk about. But she also said, you guys would appreciate if we were not screaming about

reasons when the kids are right. That's the only thing it's about. You know, they're making it sound like Denise went postal on everybody about this and she didn't. She just said, guys, can we please not do this shit in front of the kids? Well, I just wish that, I mean, it's as simple as saying like, we misjudge the tone because we thought it was one thing. Even, and, and even though you did say, can you quiet down, we obviously were drunk.

So we're sorry that we misjudge the tone and, um, won't happen again. Like, it's so easy. Yeah. So then Teddy, I know. So then Teddy jumps in to make it something bigger than it is and make herself the biggest victim ever as usual. She's like, well, the thing that's frustrating is that you can't just admit, hey guys, I was trying to make you look like assholes. No she's like, what are you talking about? What are you talking about?

Where did that come from Teddy? She wasn't trying to make you guys look like assholes. She was trying to not be... She's trying not to look like an asshole or not like be in some sort of fight for whatever. Yeah, she, so stupid. So then Denise is to read it's like, well, I don't think she's trying to make a look like her assholes. And her, her self's like me neither.

I'm picking my battles. And yeah, I was like, oh, well, too late because she already did. It was the perfect setup. We had our table. They had their table. We have adult conversation. And then we are penalized It's like I like how you add penile and to penalize just to make a

And Denise is like I do is like I wasn't upset that you guys were talking about and I've said that several times It's like well you were kind of upset and is but I guess her point was more like can you keep your voices down? Right, yeah, so making it this is ridiculous so Erica's like I have to say this You were upset enough to take me to coffee about it man. I was not I was the only one I was I was all crazy Okay, I had to go back I got so annoyed cuz Erica always does this she's full of shit She's not coming from a place of truth at all and And then she just starts screaming at everybody. So that makes her right. Okay, so I went back and I watched just seeing this Eric and Denise scene in the coffee shop. Okay, I think it's from episode six. Just down the street over here. I was very excited about that. I was

like this pivotal scene. Ben has probably seen someone famous there at some point. No, I'll move into that place once. It does not parking. So this is the scene. Okay, it starts out really nice. It stays really nice. It's a nice place. Yeah, it's like, a doctor's like, oh my god, last night, did you recover after that party? I'm so embarrassed. I mean, I'm just screaming in front of the kids. I curse like a sailor, and then, you know, I said, I say, Eloise, you know, Eloise is there. And she's like, oh, well, you know, the thing was mostly with the older kids. I went to lunch with Sam and she overheard something. She mentioned a threesome.

And then Erica's like, oh my God, covering her face. And Denise says in her diary room, I didn't want my kids friends to go home and say, her mom and friends were talking about threesome. I mean, I've never been that house. And then Denise says, you know what, next time I'll move them further like inside the house laughing about it.

And Erica laughs and she goes, oh well, I apologize, I have the nastiest mouth ever. And Denise says, yeah, I don't have the cleanest mouth either. And then they laugh. Why is this Erica being fucking attacked and dragged through the mouth? Thank you. Lies, lies.

Thank you, Ronnie, that was some great research because that's true. And you know what? When Erica says, you will upset enough to pull me to coffee and it's like, no, like you guys went to coffee and you discussed it and it came up. And you, like I didn't even remember as detailed as you did. Like how you describe it is even more exonerating in my mind.

Then even how I remembered it, but even how I remember it was just like, oh, you went to coffee and she brought up, and isn't she allowed to? Isn't she allowed to talk about that? You're supposed to talk about that. Oh, by the way, like, yeah, my kid heard about that and made me feel uncomfortable or something like that.

Like, isn't she allowed to do that? And isn't she allowed to also express that to Teddy and Sun-2? It's not like some sort of like evil campaign against these women. Isn't she allowed to just to to vent how she feels and be honest? The ladies women are like saying after that.

No, but I'm saying theoretically, like if you are, if like theoretically, if something's happened and it annoyed you at a party that you held, aren't you allowed to talk about it to more than one person? But that's the thing she goes to lunch with the other ladies later and it was no big deal either They're like, oh, we heard you went to lunch with Erica and she's like, oh, yeah You know, we talked about the three something and I was like oh, I'm gonna get her to about a three-some They're mid they're taking this and making it sound like Denise was calling the cops, you know and trying to find the straining orders and get them on mech's list or something

and then Eric, Eric, Eric, I get so mad because I was okay with being single out because I knew I was being a single that I took it on the chin and I apologize and see it but then I found out you took it to Tadea and the sun. Look at fucking on out that bullshit. I literally don't even know what you're talking Why are you angry about this right now? Did you want to have exclusive rights on the apology scene? Like I don't get it so typical Erica though when she decides someone's like oh Erica you look like a robot You look like a robot you don't know what I go through And I know get out of here

I think it's that the women, she went to the front of that boat and just tried to cry, just stared off the boat at all the crowd looking. I think that she's just, I think that maybe they're sensitive to being manipulated. I think they are sensitive to feeling like they're someone's trying to make them look a certain way and so they pop off and they go crazy

because when you look at it it's just like normal interactions and maybe that's why Denise is clashing because I think that's sometimes Denise goes into this like this is a real group of friends and this is how you act as an adult and they're going into it as like oh you're trying to affect my image or oh this is like oh I'm trying to have a scene here like they're looking at it more as like work or like I'm playing a character or I've got to do have some sort of like outcome from this and Denise is like hey I just want to go to coffee so I was crazy the three sums right am I right no I don't I just don't think that they're even be I don't think that they really believe

any of this I think they're just fucking monsters you know they see someone they want to go after them and they turn every little thing against them i mean the shit teddie says doesn't even make any sense it's not even grounded in reality it's just like attack attack constantly attack i don't think that she says something she twisted teddy twists it to try and use it against her i don't think it's real i think watching this multiple times and them do this multiple times there just a bunch of monsters they have fucking nothing to talk about in their own lives and so they've decided that

this is their storyline and they're gonna stick with it. So I'm gonna like give like a little twist on that which is that I don't think that they're monsters but I think that they are all impressionable and I think that Kyle, for as much as they talk about gaslighting, they've all been gassed by Kyle and I think that Kyle, for as much as they talk about gas lighting, they've all been gaslit by Kyle. And I think that a lot of times they feel like they are fighting for the just cause, but they don't realize that they have just been manipulated into the state of like going after Denise because this is ultimately, I have to clear every single, I know I think.

No, it's not about trying to be a Vanderpromp, but she's not be she's not No, no, no, Kyle is not smart to the point where she can say on this scene we'll do this on this We're gonna do this on this but people like Kyle know how to Quietly poison the well For some know how to taint the waters whatever the metaphor is against someone know how to slowlyaint the waters, whatever the metaphor is against someone. Know how to slowly turn people against someone and they don't, she doesn't have a master plan, but Kyle and people like Kyle, are, she doesn't, she, Denise upset Kyle in a certain way. And the way Kyle fights back is she doesn't, as much as she wants to talk about being honest, she harbors resentments, she doesn't think think of like I just feel bad. I feel bad and then her revenge is that she starts planting seeds

Everywhere and so this is what happens when those seeds come to bloom and they all like And out they go after Denise. So I Don't think it to me. I it doesn't come across as like oh these are a bunch of women who would rather go after Denise Then like have like a concerted I do like of women who would rather go after Janice than have a concerted. I do. Like choreographed thing to go after Janice. To me, it's like these are women who have, like, have someone in their ear saying,

Denise is bad, Denise is bad, Denise is going after Janice is bad, Denise is bad, and now they all lose their minds. They're ridiculous. So that's the thing. That's the thing, really. That means it's like, well, I wasn't upset, Erica. I don't even know what you're talking.

I didn't go to Teddy and Set and I say, I was upset. Did Erica. I don't even know what you're talking. I, I think I didn't go to Teddy and set and say I was upset. Did you take it that I was upset with you? And Erica's like, why me? Why me? Not everybody else. She's one of the things I'm just like, I just asked you a question. She is. Did you take it that I was upset with you?

And she says, I'm on another planet that's exactly what happened. No, it's not. And here's the thing about what you're saying. It another planet that's exactly what happened. No, it's not. And here's the thing about what you're saying. It's not that the Kyle just drops off, because they see themselves on TV. They're seeing the same things that we're seeing and they're still standing by it.

So, you know, I don't know. She's just not- Not gonna get into a dick and it says a real thing. It's a real thing. And it happens right here. I mean, Erica's just still going crazy. And then Rinne jump. And then Rinne jump. Santa, no, you're just been gaslight gas lighting. That's what this is. I'm like, you guys are the, you guys are the gaslighters here. Like we're

all watching it. You guys are gas lighting. And Denise is like, listen, it wasn't that big of a deal. You guys kept going on about it you just I didn't care that much you guys were the ones who kept bringing it up you know and I wasn't trying to shame anybody when I talked to Teddy and satin I mean come on I was saying his mom the mom it was awkward and Rinna's like Denise it wasn't awkward Sammy didn't come to you and ask whether three seven one like she's so over the top angry yeah but then again Denise did several times during the season act like Sammy was horrified during that conversation

Denise several times was like and she came to me. I was like mom and she was Married and you see the clip and she's just like mom you guys were talking about three things. We're just like laughing So like you know, we got it like Denise is not innocent here in terms of how she doesn't always present the facts totally faithfully to everyone. I will say that. And Denise is like, well, how do you know what was awkward and was awkward? She said, I saw it on film.

She was, uh, can I finish shocking? That's like everyone's weapon now. They just say. Yeah, I interrupted me. Rin is like, no, when I saw it on film she didn't even care she laughs. She said our friends laughed Yeah, you're daughter Sammy who I don't Said that they all laughed Why wouldn't you tell me you spoke with Sammy? Why would you tell me what you said talk to that would Sammy?

Shack is between me and Sammy. I said I talked to you in private and Eric was like, oh, so Sammy's upset, but we can't ask what she's saying. It's like no one said Sammy was upset. See, no one said that. Ever heard of it. You're making that up. No one said that Sammy freaked out and the Sammy was upset. She said she, they had a conversation about it and it was awkward.

Can I just interrupt? Uh, he's calvichers here. Calvichers here. I just want, I just want everyone in this group and in America to know that I would never want my children to hear something like that. Okay, and don't let that get lost in all of this because obviously I know that they understand. I mean, that, you know, porous as 12 years old, I would have died if Porsche had heard that. I would have died.

So just, I just want to put it out there. I'm a good mom. No need to mommy shame me. I'm a good mom. Thanks, college. Yes. And I'm not at all the one who brought the word mom shaming into this, which is now taken over

the entire fucking network. Yeah. And he's like, well, Erica, people were really upset when you said that Denise's daughters would probably already had three sons and she's like, well, Erica, people were really upset when you said that Denise's daughters probably already had three sums and she said, oh, that was not about, that was not about her daughters. That was about teenagers in general. And then we see the clip and someone going, I mean, yeah, I mean, talking about three sums in front of the kids and Erica going, oh, well, they know about three sums if they

haven't had one already. I took it as teenagers in general to be honest. I actually did not take it as like specifically that they were specifically talking about Denise's kids, but I'm also not going to be like, what? Suggesting that teenagers know about sex. Oh, and I like that Erica was like, listen, it's true. Two that it just have sex. I got gay sex sex straight sex three thumbs. That's what's happening She's a daddy sex Yeah, she's like she's like you thought it was you thought about your daughter's and not teenagers in general Of course you did because it was convenient for you case clothes Tom

Tom droughty. Yeah, she's like so furious and also Denise's again You're being overly angry at Denise for saying like for accusation for being offended that you said that but Denise was never offended that you said that yeah you're making it sound like Denise is coming for you that for that and she never said one thing about it Serena Serena is like okay girls okay girls let me pull this card have you seen the way the fans have come at us? Because of this I hope you have. I hope you have. We are the victims here. Of course she's seen it. Of course she's seen it. She probably hates pregnant people too. America's like, oh she liked it. She loved it. But you guys,

everybody's coming after you. For stuff we're seeing on the show that you're actually doing. Does somebody write you lines and give you these parts? No one is hating you because of editing. You're being assholes, period. No one's making you act like fucking assholes. You're doing it to yourself. Exactly. The audience, people are not idiots.

We are watching this. We're seeing, maybe we are idiots. But the thing is, we are watching this. We see the footage. We are like, if, like, the fact that the overall, all the audience, almost all the audience, has been sort of on the same page about this. Doesn't that like, yeah.

Well, I don't, what about that, doesn't make you say, maybe I should reflect on this situation. I know it's edited, I know it's edited, I know people have their own opinions. And by the way, for people who are like team not Denise, that's fine. That's what this is all about. Bravo's about taking sides and like getting mad.

That's okay. I don't care if you are a team, if you're a team like Kyle or any of this. That's okay. But I'm just saying, these women act like they're the biggest victims here. Like if you have millions of people who are like Guys are such like bitches right now after year after year and it's always Rina like oh, I was attacked

No, Rina you're a fucking asshole. That's why you're being attacked you act like an asshole and people attack Sand the show let's move to her her thing that she we mentioned this on Amy's Show the other day on serious serious but let's read it again because it's this is Lisa Rina she went on Instagram the other day and she posted all you nasty fucks I don't give a shit what you think about me so don't waste your time or my time go get back go spread love go volunteer go help people shut the fuck up you live behind a screen and your karma is bad uh-huh it's not gonna not coming over the audience yeah Lisa maybe she's just leaning into being a villain I mean Lisa's I mean Lisa's smart she plays the game

she knows what this she knows where her bread is butter and maybe she's saying I'm gonna be a villain now I don't know because she seems to be breaking out that everyone's attacking her all the time and then in this one someone said uh hey listen I just just wanna say something happened with Denise and Brandy, and she's upset because it came out in public, mind your own business. Lisa, I hate that she's taking it out on you, and Lisa Rena replies, she's a pussy.

Oh, no, she eats pussy. Ha, ha, you know, cut with your homophobic bullshit, too, Rena. Like, she's just, she's melting down, she's like losing it in public, and it's everybody else's fault. Year after year, it's never you. You're acting like a jackass and people are going to call it after that.

Yeah, that's it. That's it. So they're saying that Denise is enjoying the fact that everyone hates them right now. And she's like, well, I want to like this. And Erica goes, oh, well, you like the comment. That's at least a runner should lose her job. And she's like, no, I did not. And then pull up a sweet. And it literally says, Rob O should fire Lisa Rina. And it's like, liked by the knees, Richard. And this is a screenshot that came from Rinna's phone, which of course, Rinna's like,

here's the evidence. Put it on the reunion, Andy. This is her big evidence that she brings. So this is where Denise always falls apart because in the face of like blatant evidence, I mean, no, no, no. It was actually, it was a comment to you, but like it was, it was an accident. It was an accident, that's the truth.

Okay, I was making a sandwich and I said, where's that knife? And I pressed a button that I thought would get me my knife and I turned out I liked a tweet. That's just all that happened. It says absolutely fire Lisa Rinna. said, where's that knife? And I pressed a button that I thought would get me my knife. And it turns out I liked a tweet. That's just all that happened. It says absolutely fire Lisa Riddah. She's not only a bully, but she claims she's not racist.

There's proof in photos. And this says otherwise. Now I guess they're talking about the time they dressed as Sid and Nancy with swastikos or whatever. Oh yeah. I'm guessing that's what they're referring to. And then it says, go pat your posts somewhere else and take Erica Jane with you. Has Erica Jane

apologized to Sammy and Lola yet or to Denise Richards. And so Denise is like, I just saw the bottom part. This is Erica Jane to apologize. I don't know what you're talking about. The you knew you knew. Yeah. She said, I shouldn't use my job and that I'm a racist to niece you like the tweet. And in liking the tweet, it says everything. It says everything. I was like, this show is hilarious.

Oh my God, I'm so angry and I'm so not on Rina's side, but I'm also cracking up at her. Because I love when she just drops in some soap opera mella drama. I love that You did it in public and she's like and you got called out Cuz he's goes why would I delete the tweet? You know once I realize what's once someone told me the whole thing I looked at I realized that I deleted it

Why would I delete it if I really thought that she's cuz you got called out cuz brotha called you and said take it you got called out because brother called you and said take it down Mr. Gorbachev and Denise was like I didn't even know what she was talking about and Rinne goes oh shut up Denise he's lily lily lily lily at this point I'm just expecting Rinne to be crocheting a coat out of like Dalmatian fur you know that cheek was so filenasty. You know what you were doing. It says. So, so then let's start talking about, did Denise have to sit her kids down and talk about

what she said on the show. And Denise's like, well, my kids don't even watch the show. I mean, I don't know. I am. I am bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. That is bullshit, aren't you? I don't like watching themselves on TV. I mean, they

heard some things from their friends. Oh, yeah, did they hear about the happy ending? How about that? I was like, yeah, I had to explain it. And say, did they hear about the happy ending? It's just about it. Step from a stop, stop, stop. No, the fight with you is not about anything

that the kids heard from social media or saw on the show. It's stuff that you were actually saying on the show, my god. Yeah. And also it wasn't just about her kids. This thing about like, oh, they're so mad because her kids heard it. It's they have neighbor kids over there.

Yeah, it's not just like her kids. That's the point. It's not if her kids heard it. Of, it's not just like her kids. That's a good point. It's not if her kids heard it. Of course her kids know how she talks. It's that she had neighbor kids over there. She didn't want to look, you know, she didn't want to be embarrassed in front of their parents.

Yeah, exactly. And so, I was like, you know, the whole world knows about how your husband getting a happy ending from a hundred year old woman. Ah, an arrogant or a hammer to that cause. Okay, so now are we slut shaming? Like I'm not really sure what you're Eric. And they're hampered to their cause. Okay, so now are we slut shaming? Like, I'm not really sure what you're saying.

I thought you said that was a joke. Yeah. I thought Eric was saying that as a joke. Most he was. But I'm saying like, you know, they keep like, oh, we can do anything. I was like, your husband got it. You've talked about hand-ops and penises.

It's like, it's always a virgin, you know? I'm like, so are you mad that you should be allowed to talk dirty or are you mad that she's like talking a virgin, you know, I'm like so are you mad that you you should be allowed to talk dirty? Or you mad that she's like talking so dirty, you know, I can't understand They're just having a hard time understanding how Denise can be so sexually open and talking I know but it's just like it's crazy they can't decide like what they're gonna be curious about, you know what I mean Yeah, they keep pivoting on what exactly they're going to be curious about. You know what I mean? Yeah. They keep pivoting on what exactly they're

furious about. So Andy's like, OK, OK, listen, the conversation with the women was that you were just so open last season. She was, I know, we've talked about that. Yeah. She's like, I felt uncomfortable early in the season while I felt like a target. And we're like, you weren't a target.

We're going to take down Teddy. Why? It was going to be so easy. And we're like, you weren't a target. We're gonna take down Teddy. Why? It was gonna be so easy. It was gonna be so easy and so fun. I need to let Bob. And they're gonna just get up and leave. He's like, were you just trying to change your image from last year?

She's like, no, I just felt like I'm a target. Yeah, you're not a target. Sorry, going over that again. I got lost in my notes. It's okay. And then Rina just starts screaming. Gaslighting, gaslighting because Denise is like, you guys, you're the ones target. Sorry going over that again. I got lost my notes. It's okay And then Rina just start screaming gaslighting gaslighting because Denise is like you guys you're the ones who kept bringing it up over and over Which is true guys? Gaslighting gas let's have some gaslighting

She's like that's what I have to say about it. It's all bullshit. Oh gaslighting good chapter nice God That's what I have to say about it. It's all bullshit. Oh gaslighting good chapter nice good Nice you are I just want to say something high culverture here I just want to I just don't want anything to get lost in here that I would never Gaslight anyone especially not someone who's as slutty and crazy as the needs I would never do that. Thank you Next week. You're stuck. You are a black. Like what happened? Yeah. That was happening next week. My God.

Next week is going to be the dull episode. I've come to realize that part two of three part reunions is where they shove all the boring stuff. So it's going to be like, so Teddy, tell us about giving birth. How is Edward? What's going on with Edward? A deri- you bought a sock the other day for PK. Did you ever find the other one? Tell us about it. Okay, great.

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