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Episode Date: April 11, 2019

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We were just like, to do our warm-ups and stuff. And I was like, no one's here. And it felt so sad. So thank you for your marketing, Matt. We, I mean, so we were here like a year ago in Boston, and I can't remember correctly you guys were all crazy in the best way, so we are excited for tonight. I'm starting with two gigantic doubles. Yes. I've learned that Boston can keep up, okay?

So, so good to see you guys here. It's so beautiful here, my god. I've been throwing shit in the water all day rebelling. Yeah Like fuck you good for you I had to pay sales tax. I was like Think again, bitch. Yeah It's very very exciting We're also really excited because I think this is the first time we've gotten a chance to do a live show recap of Real House

How's it Beverly Hills about the season? Whoa, I didn't even realize that I have to apologize to this side of the stage. Yeah, you guys my packing I got my stuff back from like my only luxury in life is calling sunny cleanup because they come pick up my laundry for my house Because I have a scooter and I get it back in this really nice, so we've been traveling a lot. So now I just, I'm like, khaki, it's old maybe, right? And it's all, I already know it all fit.

So I just grabbed two things. One pair accidentally bought skinny jeans. So I'm waddling around like, I'm only moving with my hips. I cannot, I've dropped things and I just look at people until they pick it up. Because I can't pick it up. Thank you for being such a good work guys man.

I did pick up something for Ron. Yeah, he's been like my cat all day like, oh yeah, he's so good. So then right now I went pee and I shook my pee and then I put it back in and I think my jeans are so tight that they squeezed my weenermore and more came out. Little extra, little extra something. So if anybody saw a piece spot, it was a piece spot, it was a water. And then the other pair of pants I bought

are those stupid old Navy. I don't even know what they're thinking, but they put elastic on the heels. So now they're like pirate pants. Yeah. I'm gonna look crazy, both shows in Boston. Yeah. they're like pirate pants. Yeah. I'm gonna look crazy, both shows in Boston. Yeah. We're all here to support you.

Thank you. Yeah, no judgment here. But anyway, the point is, my butt crack is killer to die. It's like, my pants are barely coming on at all. Yeah, I've got light butt crack here, which I'm showing off. I'm hanging through the air on on it through the edge of the channel Disgusting the point is The point is I've been hurt

Shots through the heart, but who's to blame? You give friendship a bad name. Oh, you guys, by the way, unfortunately, because of all the traveling, we are not able to cover Summer House this week. But we can tell you real quickly what happens. Oh, yeah, let's talk about Summer House. This one happened.

Anybody watch Summer House? You're going to watch it Summer House? The entire cast fucked up release of Vanderpump this week. Yeah. So this is what of Vanderpump this week. Yeah. So this is what happened on Summer House this week, OK? Kyle. Kyle. Amanda.

Kyle. It's going to the closet. Amanda. Gents, I have some very serious news. I have to break to all of you. It was a little hard for me to say. I got like a... Got like a...

So, I'm just gonna be here, because I don't have a job. And then they figure out that summer Friday's means I was fired. Yeah, just... Carly-dow. Which is now Carl's running thing. He's always fired, right?

Because it wasn't he fired from his last one? Yeah, always, always. So that's basically what happened on Summer House, more or less. Carl got fired. Sometimes we can an hour out of that shit every week. Can you please? Yeah.

We have to talk about Summer House. Nothing happens. Unless I've written down every single little thing and I think back, happened on summer house literally nothing No, nothing they got Amazon Prime packages Okay, so now On to real ass ones

Lisa van der Bump has been at so we opened real house wise of Beverly Hills where we came or there's some Lisa not fans over there I hear oh yeah We let's let's get Let's go to the temperature. Let's get the temperature of the room first. Okay, who here is team Lisa Vanderpump All right good when you hear people boo-wess throw something at their face. Okay, who here is team everyone else? Wow, this is pretty good. That's pretty good, you guys. It's a room divided. It's a room divided.

Wow. All right, well I'll be team everybody else tonight too, just for fun. Okay. It's exciting. The race boobs look great, perfect. They fit perfectly. They must've cost a lot of money. Yeah.

You see how I love a boot, girl. I love a boot. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'm not cut back to the drama of last week. I'm not gonna say I did something I didn't do. I'm a woman of integrity. I've been saying that all week.

I'm a woman of integrity. A venti-ized re-insur. I don't know if you could say a Roman of integrity and also a higher Jack's Taylor, but. I could have thrown Doree Tundra the bus months ago which she could have. And she did, but the way you throw someone under the bus in your banner probably is such a nice ride.

It's not like a horse throwing under the bus where the bus comes trampling you I don't know it's like when they pet a dog before I don't want to say put it down because that's like the story of this but like what's something else we could say I'm not sure if I'm following all I all I know is that a fuck is what I'm saying it's not like a fucky with a tree throws herself on the bus okay to rethroat she is the bus and she's herself and she drives over herself, okay? Well, you got to have practice for being under PK every night.

And so it begins. By the way, who am I to talk? I just saw my own food, but when I peed on myself. So we could to hear more of what Kyle said. Vanderpump's like, I'm done with you two kind of, oh my god. And then Kyle's like, yeah, well it feels like it been talking to radar. It's just like, feels like you've been talking to radar. What can I say? It's like it's in the air tonight. So Lisa leaves, and you know, we don't ever give Lisa credit for her own goodbye

Kyle, which I think we should have used because Kyle turned goodbye Kyle into her own thing. I do not support that. I do not support that. She was like, let's have the goodbye Kyle challenge and she had everybody, all her friends taping, goodbye Kyle! Oh, across the internet. And I thought it was pretty funny.

Well, she also had, I don't know if you saw this, she went on to like, I think Snapchat or Instagram and wrote like a whole thing about how saying goodbye Kyle was like her own personal journey because like, you know, although people were bad. Yeah. It's like your real rap part of me. It's a great journey for you, Kyle.

They really heard and then I was walking by and I thought, just, I just own it. It's like, okay, Kyle. Relax and I thought just I just own it. It's like okay, come Relax, I thought it was hilarious because people were guessing that that's why she did it right to take it back because it was bullying But then they're like yeah, at least the vanity pubs fans are bullies, and I just took it back to be a strong Oh my god All right, so 24 hours later. Yes, 24 hours later Yeah, so the women all go to North Hollywood,

which is in the valley, which I don't know if you guys have been to LA, but this is very off-brand for Beverly Hills. I don't know what the Boston equivalent is of the valley. Does anyone know what the equivalent? I'm here. You know, I'm not going to say it out loud because I don't want to alienate listeners. Well, something we can all understand.

It's like meeting for lunch to eat Swedish meatballs at IKEA. It's like, what are you doing there? Yeah, what are you doing there? Yeah. I take the flurgen dug and baby, yeah! Could you imagine Doree trying to put together a furniture for mykea? PK, I can't understand this poem right now, BK. It's a flurgen dug and baby. PK, I can't understand this poem right now, PK.

It's a flurkin' dirtkin' babe. It's a flurkin' dirtkin' babe. It's a flurkin' dirtkin' babe. Stanley Ranch, is he related to Shelley Tehr? So then 24 hours later, Kyle has found a new horrible hat to wear. I know, it's from the Carmen San Diego collection. Bless or less. So 24 hours later, the federal car was like, you guys are not gonna believe what happened to me last night. I went to Lisa's house and I said, I'm sorry, I just can't be your friend

and tell a lie, I cannot tell a lie. Yes, you can, everyone can tell a lie. And especially in this, you don't even know the truth. That's what bothers me. They're like, well, tell the truth. What is the truth? Nobody knows. Nobody knows, but that famous French astronomer at philosopher, Rathoma! I thought they were going to say day card.

Astronomer. Nothing, just a day card joke. Shame on me. I know. It's not a little bit of a fuck you're talking about. Nothing just to take hard joke. Shame on me. I know. It's not a little bit of fuck you're talking about. Mike, can I get some crayons for my menu, say? By the way, can I bother someone for some rosé, please?

I'm a little thirsty. I need to go straight for the rosé. I need to go straight for the rosé. I need to go straight for the rosé. So she's telling her big story, and then Camille is for whatever, Camille forgets what side she's on, which doesn't really matter. I don't think you should have to pick sides and something like this, but Camille is always picking sides, and she's always picking them so strong. Well, strongly, Camille can pick anything, you know, but yeah, she's like, Kyle, you've

always been in that position for years Kyle just been for years oh thank you Rosé has arrived this is gonna help this is gonna help this is what I've been waiting for it's been so hard for you for years, Kyle. And Kyle's like, but when it comes to not being honest, not telling the truth, I'm not willing to do that, by the way, if I showed you this, it's from my store.

Which is closed. Which is closed. It's true. I'm stating facts. It's not a conspiracy theory. All her store is closed. We close that shit ourselves. That's what happens.

That's your Bravo Hell. When you really fuck up on Bravo, me and Ben just show up and fuck you up. And a good store, sorry, Alien and I are closing your store, OK? I feel like her store was doing really well until that time we actually went to it. And then after that, they all just started to close up. They do.

They like the Shaw's cast. How the Shaw's cast can clean shut down every business they eat lunch at. We're like, let's go visit Kyle's store, closed. So one thing that drives me nuts about Kyle is how she always acts so defenseless in every situation, she's like, oh, I feel bad that as her friend, I couldn't say no, I'm sorry, she would never be like this.

I'm like, well, you could have just said, sorry, no, she would never be like this. That's the way all you had to say, you know? But it's an entire season, she's been like, oh, I could have just said, sorry, no, she would never be like this. That's literally all you had to say, you know? But it's an entire season, she's been like, oh, I've just been stuck in the middle, and I don't know what to do. I'm like, you are the one who's instigated this entire situation, Kyle.

Yeah, you could have not brought it up 18 times, Kyle. I told Ronnie before the show, I'm gonna try not to rant that much, and I'm already like, so glad I'm so mad. What do I care? We're time to drink. So Kyle tells us because they take themselves so seriously on the show and I know that we're two queens who talk about this for an hour and a half. And we just had an impassioned speech about it.

Oh, I know. But they're like 24 hours before. And then, and then, you know before, under them, under them. And then, you know, that quick fade-up, they do everything they're really important. That's a Kyle hat back there, I see that. Is that on purpose? Someone wearing an A-dust. Someone's wearing us.

Yes. That could also double as a Luandra except riding a scooter hat. Yeah. So they do the flash on Kyle's face. And she's like, after Denise's wedding, we all thought Lisa Vanderpump's issues with everyone were over until The read found an article online

I And the music by the way is so intense. I don't know if anyone heard this it was literally like we're watching 24 the music was like intense. I don't know if anyone heard this. It was literally like we're watching 24 and these people are like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like,

I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just Discuss just still learning picky So then we get a clip of my favorite scene of the season where Doreet pretends that she's just reading this article for the first time online So funny because they don't even do he's so stupid that she like presses a button on her phone to find her phone So you just hear like think like she's getting attacked. Yeah Like did you just get a text of the from radar online with this article? Yeah. Like, it's didly loading. It's like, you know, in movies, whenever they show the internet, and they're like, oh, gotta load this. It's a, like, this. You're like, that's not how the internet works. So this clip of her reading the text is so funny. She's like,

Dariott Kim's le, I don't did a doggle. Her mouth is so wide, but I love when Dari does that. This opens her mouth really wide. Only to drop it off. It's an animal shelter! It's like Dariott, you're holding a bar of soap right now. You're not reading off your phone. No! So Kyle tells us immediately, because Kyle's catching us all up,

as if we haven't watched like 18 hours of this already, you know? She's like, immediately, all the women assumed Vanderpump was behind it, and then we go back to Doree's clip, and she's like, I will not let anyone bully me! It'd be in a shame for something I've didn't do. I was like, you're a real Trevor project, are you? Yeah. OK.

I also like doing Kyle, who's complaining about Lisa Vanderbub. And she's like, she always wants me to swoop in and defend her. I'm like, I'm the one who I just hit through two seasons of you yelling at Kim for not defending you with Camille Grammer. See another rant, see I'm already like, I'm just very... You know, I was a good boy. It's like an old like a rant that's been sitting in me

for like 10 years. That's a 10-year rant. Yeah, it's a good point. I mean, as a president of the Hip-A-Crap party, I, you know, I hate Kyle's guts, but I would have her be my VP for sure. Yeah. She's for sure. Yeah. She's earned it.

Yeah. So we're now seeing this clip of the ladies at dinner when they were talking, well, one of the dinners, they were talking, it's like every dinner. If they go to lunch, you're talking about some dogs that almost got put down. Yeah. So we go back to that and run.

It's like, I feel sorry for the woman. Honestly, I do. I feel terrible. So terrible. So terrible. No one will talk. How are you? No one will talk to Lisa Vanderbomb. Ow, my heart.

I think Kyle Mim was like, you know, as her friend, I just feel terrible talking about her behind her back. Yeah. And then, uh, Carl's like, uh, Teddy's like, oh, I'm Teddy. I'm Teddy. I'm Teddy. I'm Teddy. Hi, I'm Teddy. Oh, wait, hold on. Hi.

I'm Teddy. And Carl in the same clip is like, well, maybe she's just going through a hard time right now. And then Teddy's like, when you go through a hard time in your life, do her literally every single person in your life. Do you? Is that what you do? I was Lisa. She's like setting up imaginary candles everywhere.

Wouldn't she agree? This table scape looks beautiful. It's a beautiful birthday cake I've ever seen in my life. Wow. Fudgy the whale has never looked so good. Yeah, because now she is doing this. It's like when you're at the bottom of like a crane honor. You know what this is? This is a precondition to having claw hands.

Have a debrose style. Yeah, so once she becomes a real housewife, like a real real housewife, they'll stiffen out. Yeah. Like slowly grow out, and then she can do the Heather Debrot. No, you listen. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER So, Rinna's like, yeah, I guess it's not nice to talk behind her back, but she was the one who chose not to be here.

So then we're back to that. And remember by the way that when Vanderpump showed all the Teddy's text to Duret and to Kyle, they're like, well, we really shouldn't be talking about this because Teddy's not here. Think about it. I don't have anything else to say, just think about it. So then Kyle's like, well I just wanted to tell the truth and I had everything out the truth! The grassy knoll! You know she's crazy.

Yeah. And so, come me else like, well you know she should have done, she should have just walked away. When CMC came over there, she should have just said no, I walked away Okay, so now you're mad that she defended to read on TM. I mean I'm surprised TMC even wanted to talk whether with that stink breath Am I right everyone? Am I right? Oh? She isn't so much fucking trouble. I She isn't so much fucking trouble to see. I mean, people who like Lisa Vanderpump, I mean, obviously, we're always right, so we

have that kind of power, but the things that people say when people defend Lisa Vanderpump, like, oh, Jesus Christ, what does the woman have to do? Got a baby? And it's like, you know, we do stick up for everything. And watching the internet go crazy, I just thought, oh my God, this girl's in trouble, you know. Yeah, she better get some security. I like seeing season one, Camille come back. I mean, I feel like it's been a long time.

I feel like we're owed it, you know? Yeah, she's gonna need that job, this Camille. She's had a rough year. So it's like she knew what was coming. So Camille's like, she should have walked away, yeah. So then Teddy's like, yeah, but walking away from TMZ wasn't in the plan. Okay.

So, then we see the lot, it's like, bring some logic back in. So, they show the clip of Vanderproud. I know you've all seen this before, but the show's making us watch it again. So, you have to hear it again. So, then we see a clip of Vanderproud going, so, let me get to straight car. Let me get to straight in this awful poor person kitchen that I can barely come up with.

It's a horrible kitchen. Would you like something called a paper towel while I try and get this together? All right now you think I'm gonna give a story to Riddongong and then I'm going to go to TMZ to review the story I've given to Riddongongline and Kyle's like, could you repeat the question? So then it comes back to Kyle with the rest of the story. She's like, they were both so angry and hostile and Ken said, I hope you told them that's not true. And Lisa would never do that. And I said, no, no I didn't and Teddy goes, ooh.

Hi, I'm Teddy. He was yelling at you. Are you saying that he was yelling at you? OK, now you've all been abused. Yeah. You've been abused now by that horrible monster mountain of a man, Ken. Yeah, everyone is shocked. That Ken yelled at Kyle.

I mean, Kyle got into his house. He yelled at his wife. Of course, he's going to yell, you know? So they're going to try and make him like a physical abuser. Because last week, all their texts were like, well, well, Kyle should handle being abused. Yeah. She handled that aggressively.

Hey, you're from a male. Your husband told you to go to room. Go to your room, like the first season. Can we not complain about old men being too aggressive, fair? Go to your room, Erica. So Kyle, after she has walked to Lisa's house to say, everyone thinks you're a manipulative lying bitch,

is like, I mean, she could've just said, I'm sorry, you feel that way. Anything but this. I'm like, Kyle, you walked in like Herman San Diego and attacked her. You're lucky a safety and fall in your head. So then Erica, who's learned so much from the gaze, is like, that right there is a friendship.

That is bullshit. That is bullshit. And I like that, like Ken says, like, you're not her friends. Like, I can't believe Ken said you're not her friend. And then Eric says, that's not friendship. I'm like, it's the same thing. So then we go to the present. The trauma is done.

Let's try and get through this. So we got a Vanderpump's house. And there's a huge bouquet of pink roses for her birthday, which in an office, you know that girl sent it to herself, you know? Like, Jiggy is having his last few sips of anything. Ken is like, he's like doing the Passover thing. You know, where you stick your finger in the templates

Happy early Passover by the way Has a little teacup and he's like feeding jiggie. Oh Les jiggies little heart. I'm just saying what happened He's got this silent drummer in his head always knocking on heaven's door It's like if we if jiggie, if Jiggy can still make it, I can still make it, you know? He's like, well, I'm just hanging on for the new kitchen. Well, I just want to see what it looks like.

He is so fucking cute, but it's like that kid at school you want to beat up, but you know their mom was the one that dressed them and you're like, well, I can't beat up the mom. All right, come here. I'm sure I was the one who beat up kids in school. Yeah, I meant my history. That wasn't me at all.

Oh, I love. So I love Lisa Vaterpump's priorities because she's like, oh, what happened with Kyle the other day? I've never lost it. Anyway, new kitchen time, new kitchen. The best revenge is a new kitchen! And Cam's like seeing her, she was coming after you and I, she was she didn't... Oh, she has you this stupid fucking bitch in Cam.

You're that stupid bitch, she's not here then I wouldn't sooner than my entire life. Can, do I have to put new batteries in you, Norm? No. I'm fine, I'm fine. Goodbye, Kyle. Beeeeeease. This game! Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Beeeeeease. By the way, we, you started to say it, but we didn't get back to it, which is that you said that Lisa Vanderpump's Goodbye Kyle did not get it. Like, it's not getting as much love. I forget what I'm talking about. And you're totally right. We didn't even mention that. Yeah, because we got to see her, and it was pretty good. I wanted to make that into the new Goodbye, because Goodbye Kyle had her challenge where she's like,

Goodbye Kyle, uh, it's Christmas, I'm saying it. So I just wanted to cut the Lisa one, because no one, no one ever talks about that, and just cut the Lisa one. Yeah, it's Chris Chimacing! So I just wanted to cut the Lisa one because no one ever talks about that and just cut the Lisa one. Goodbye, Kyle! She goes- she goes, get the fuck out of my house! Which is much more visceral. It's like a cracker barrel. Like leave it- like no thank you having a nice taste. Like get the fuck out of my house! Alright. Good volume up a little bit. just trying to return a book on tape. It's time for commercial.

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Oh. Okay, so then the kitchen gay comes over and Lisa's like, oh you want your own Stephen West Jusela. And he's like she's not coming. Can we just get this done? I suppose you could do my kitchen it won't be as good as anything by the my shrimp Nica Lane What's it'll do? I don't feel it's right Have a big celebration on my birthday But can can and pandia it, so let's party.

No. So then she shows a locket. Wait, who are we talking to here? We're at least, why are she talking to Steven like he's a baby? I thought like Steven is one of her children. Like Steven, have you seen my little locket? Well, she's got a shoot with someone now.

So it's Stephen and Ken. And Steve is dead. I like when I get moot, but I love when he gets moot. But people are like, mad, like, hey, that's a call sheet disc. So basically, Panty gave Lisa a little locket, which is notable because she's like, oh, the locket has a picture of you, Ken, and Panty and Max, and even Nanny Kay! Nanny Kay!

I was like, that's so nice that she included a big box retailer in there. And then of course, she has to include this, she goes, I think I've taken enough crap from God of Richards. I mean, even last year with Nanny K. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh price. So she's like, Steve, and I need something new that doesn't remind me of Kyle Richards. How about white caponetry? And then they show that caponetry in its white. Oh, what I love. That's for me. I go online shopping, and I just buy the same shit I already have, OK?

Yeah, so basically Lisa wants a new kitchen to erase the memories of Kyle fighting in there And Lisa goes oh with Kyle standing right there. I felt like taking a sledgehammer to well I don't want to take it to her head. I just maybe to a stomach a little bit a little sledgey to the head. I don't know Then they show the dogs waiting at the glass door because I can't have dogs in here when I'm talking about a kitchen She has something weird rule. So she's put the dogs at the glider and they're just staring at the glass door And these are like the dumb dogs that never get camera time The lesser ones. I just had to write it down because hey, how many dogs did she have? We're snooki. I need to see snooki again because they all look look like snooki. And it's not snooki, it's shunooki.

You notice that? The fuck is she naming her dogs? I haven't tried it yet. She started dancing. Let's do the shunooki. The shunooki. It goes like this. Because that's how Lisa Van her pump dances.

Even in that music video from the 80s, it's sexy, 20-row Lisa Van her pump. And she's like, yeah. So I had to write it down, cause the dog's name are It's sexy, 20-rowly, Savannah Pump and she's like, yeah. Yeah. So I had to write it down because the dog's name are Lollipop and Binky. Ha, ha, ha. Binky has made it on before.

I feel like Lollipop has more of the Eden Sassoon of the dogs, you know? Maybe had a moment and then like, Lisa keeps trying and supporting it, but it's just, I need someone on my side, Lollipop. Ha, ha, ha. So yeah, she's's... I need someone on my side, lollipop. Ha ha ha ha ha. Um, so yeah, she's like, I haven't had a good time in this kitchen of late.

I'd have Kyle be so aggressive to me, get me a new kitchen immediately, Lizard! LAUGHTER So, so now we go to Kyle and Mauricio, they're getting dinner at a restaurant in Beverly Hills. And Mauricio is like... I love that that growl. That lady went like this.

Ah. Ah. Ah. I feel you, bitch. Because, of course, Kyle's rule with us has always been you have to talk about your money, your fake businesses, or your money, or blame your sister for something.

And so at first I wrote, she didn't even do that until later in the scene, but of course she did, because she has her own driver. And she's like, thank you Francisco. Yeah. Marisa was doing like the mayor of Beverly Hills. And he's like, eh, thank you very much. Oh, you good to see you.

Yeah, well, good to see you. You know, I'm not a boss. Yeah, yeah, I'm not a boss. Hey, great bread, great bread, man. Hey, good to see you too. Yeah, I know I'm about to. Right? Great, great, great, great, great, man. Hey, good to see you too. Yeah, I know a lot with that. I got to see for a week for this, Brad. That's great.

Great, great to have you. Great to have you. What a lot. They're all like a low-tipper. So, Kraugas, so Mauricio, did you have one of those happy good days, honey? I got the fuck. We're a thing to say.

And he's like, yeah, it was one of the happy good years. The good days today. I got the fuck. It's a weird thing to say. And he's like, yeah, it was one of the happy good years, good days today. So how was your day today? This is always how Mauricio looks at Kyle. All right, you know. She's like, you know me, I like a lot of balls in the air. Mauricio's like, you know me. I like a lot of balls in the air. Marisha's like me too, babe. So, for my day, I had an amazing meeting downtown.

I said, lot, lot, develop, develop, you know. And then the fish is delivered in one of those big giant cheese wheel things. And kind of like, is that cheese? Oh, and how much truffles? How much are these? $3,000 a pound! We get it. Yeah. Oh my god do something with your life

I'm not money shaming you. I'm personality shaming you. Yeah, Christ Menu shaming her and it's not even that good there. So some of the audience so take that ill pesteo Yeah, let me review the reviews are in not even that good there, so some of the audience. So take that, Il Pesteo. Yeah, let me review your comments. The reviews are in, not even that good. Try serving your pasta in a bowl, not a wedge of cheese. Well, those big, so much Augusto Fancy dinner, once in that test, they served us that pasta out of one of those big Parmesan wheel things.

And it's like gutted out in the middle, and they scrape a little, and you look at it, and it's like gutted out in the middle, and they scrape a little. And you look at it, and it's like, oh my god, that is so fancy. That is some old shit that they've been spooning out. Other people's pasta in for a month. The fuck out of here with that. Do you have anything on one of those little rip up

in packages like if a dominoes? I actually felt so bad for Kyle because the way she was looking at that pasta, because if you looked at her dish, she had this little piece of halibut with steam broccoli and steam zucchini, and steam zucchini, and she's like, I want it. She was like reaching out for it, you know?

And she's like, I think I'll have some of it and they like put it next to her, but you know the entire time, she's like looking at about to go over the pasta, then her halibut's like, oh yeah, bitch. Steam, steam shit over here. She's like, about to go over the boss I then her halibut's like oh yeah bitch Steam steam shit over here. I can't have it and that's why I can never truly hope for Carl DeDine a hellfire because I Really relate to her and just watching her look at the pasta that whole time so if maybe I could maybe I could

I mean do you have a smaller span maybe I could do Maybe right there And you'm ready, look at it. I'm ready, look at it. Just put a little bit right there, no problem. And you just see her the whole time. She's like, it's like a telltale pasta. She like puts it under the floorboards. She's like, I can still hear the pasta. Oh, at least a matter of proper, really care about the answer. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Licking the table, trying to get that shit in. You guys, you guys. It's not about the pasta. Some more is like, you know, babe, you can't have everything perfect all the time. I know you like to have things perfect, you know. But that's not just how it goes. You know, like your family life.

She's the one fighting with her sisters, not me. not just how it goes. You know, like your family life. Oh. Oh. Oh. She's the one fighting with her sisters, not me. And Karla's like, you know what? That's what Lisa used to say to me. Ugh. You know, other things that Lisa used to say to you, get the fuck out of my house, Kyle. How about that?

OK? Yeah. And I was like, here's Kyle's gold. This is how Kyle's been. Yeah, here it goes. Every fucking time. Now she's gonna make herself the victim of a problem. Yes.

But she got a hand into Kyle. It's pretty good. Cause she commits even with those horrible shoulder things she's wearing in her. It's like she's got two bags of Doritos under her shoulder pads, like this. I'm like, you look satanic. It's just the pasta she's smuggling out the restaurants. I'm filming diet

Back to Vanderpump and her you know poor people kitchen. She's like well, I didn't want that kind of love Ken Can you listen to me? Good bye girl You just hear the AM radio stations switching and Ken's head is like, G-B-G-O. G-B-G-O. The AM radio. I could only think of a wrestling bot thing.

I was like, I don't even know what's on AM radio. They killed Dr. Laura. Uhhhhhh. That's my kind of AM radio. Are you sad? It's because you're a loser. Come back to me, Dr. Laura. OK, the point is, she's like, I didn't want that kind of love.

And I wouldn't love someone that I could say is manipulative. Praise on the weak. It's a liar. I was like, um, hi. You love all of your cast-evander, Puff Rules. You just described like, how could you be in someone's wedding? Like, you offici of your cast-of-vander, Pup Rules. You just described like how could you be in someone's wedding like you Efficient and Katie's wedding. Yeah It was a Wednesday wedding a Wednesday wedding. I would detest those kinds of people all give them a very lucrative career on television

It's I love that Lisa hates Kyle for loving her or claiming to love her. That's good. So Lisa goes, she's like, oh, Ken, Ken, you're a bit strong with Kyle the other day. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, She read it so I see it There she is Can that's a flower vase can that's a cloud. I'm sorry darling. I know do it again flower vase. Don't do it again So call back I have to I'm sorry I have to point out that this is a point and you put it down Ben's like boom But I also have the time my shoot because if I don't tie it now

I'm gonna stand up and fall right off the stage and I know it so We have to remember this moment because Lisa van her bump going. I thought you were a bit strong with Kyle Ken This is a part in the reunion where everyone's like you that your husband physically abuse a woman You know what we all know is. And then she's gonna go, but I told him, no, no, I stood up for you and said, no, can, no, bad, can. I even told Riddharl online not to, oh, never mind. I said, no.

And then we got back to Carl and she's like, the only reason I have an issue is because, the only reason we have an issue with each other is because I didn't say that Lisa would never do this And he's like I'm shocked how can spoke to you that was absolutely Unexceptible now If you come in my house and start yelling actually if you come into my if you even fucking knock on my door I'm screaming at your house. Okay. It's true It's true don't knock on that door I'm screaming at your ass, okay? It's true. It's true, doing knock on that door. It's like reverse threes company, like,

coming don't knock on my door. Do you care about children? No, I don't fucking care about children, just fuck outta here, get a job. This is actually true, this has happened when we've been recording the podcast. You're like, oh Ben, sorry, there's some of my door, and almost I hear,

get the fuck out of there. Okay, Ben, sorry, there's someone on my door. I know I'm saying you're Okay, Ben, we're everybody off this is 2019 who knocks on doors terrorists. Yeah Don't know what I could be doing in there So then we go back to Lisa in the kitchen and she's like, well, I can I can say I'm hurt and I I can say I don't like anything she did and but what I'm not gonna do is stand here and call her, say what the fucking bitch she was. Oops guess I just did. And Ken's like, boah. So then over into Reats House. Now the real important stuff gets, now we get the real meat of this episode

Paging doctor has coming my eyebrows because I want them to be bushy and angry well If you ever try and trick me into drinking the vegetable I will burn your village down and your uncle's village Oh. How will burn your village down and your uncle's village watching a lot of Game of Thrones. Yeah, like I would be had to. Yeah, your puppies, your babies, the well-comped down.

It's a smoothie. Oh, by the way, everyone go listen to our new Game of Thrones podcast. It's called Winter is Crapening. So. So Doreet isn't her house with some Dodo bird. And she's like, TAMMITED! What do you want to put in this movie?

I'm like, Doreet making a smoothie, this should be good. So, Sadie's like, well, I'm thinking spinach, carrots, poppy seed, other seeds. I don't know how to use these things. Lusleet paper, thumbtacks, hamster wood chips, I don't know how to say like a paper. Lucy's old dog bed. I know my voice is insane, but Doreet's face really is like that. She's like, you see me? I know my voice is insane, but Doreet's face really is like that.

She's like, you see me? I know my voice is insane, but Doreet's face really is like that. Yeah. She's like, you're shady. Ha ha ha ha. I love it. So there's breaking news on the real house wasn't Beverly Hills, which is that out of nowhere,

PK has diabetes. How does that mean? Diabetes 4.3. OK. It diabetes. How does that mean? Diabetes 4.3, okay? It's a new kind. So he has... He was diagnosed with diabetes before I even met him when we went on our first date he ordered

three eggs two slices of bacon a muffin a paste dispenser Two slices of bacon,ys shaped into a mound. A barita wrap and a barita bowl. A slice of pizza that was as big as three slices of pizza. Or first Bentley. He only did right there at the table and they did with some ketchup. I'm the one who's got a lot of stuff in my head.

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Oh, that bacon, eight eggs, nine pancakes, three cakes, full-sheets, five balls. It's like, whoa! The world is yours to reach. Man, if someone will still fuck you after ordering like that, marry them. They did the right thing. This is like actually the most romantic story

I've ever heard on Bravo. I feel like maybe they just were all emojis. And she's just like, that was what breakfast was, emojis. So you wouldn't eat that much fruit. So apparently, so Dorita's really upset because PK is still eating badly, even though he has Diane Beaties. And so, and so she is really upset because PK is still eating badly, even though he has Diane Beaties. And so she is really upset.

And then we get, I love when Bravo editors are shady, because then we get an extended montage of PK stuffing in space every single day. A lot better. Bye. A lot of shit. It's a way for. Yeah.

And PK has not learned how to TVE, because look at how everyone else eats. They're like this like oh my god I'm gonna have that pasta Yummy yummy for my tummy PK is like this. He's like Every time he's on camera, like, goddamn it, that guy took down the entire, like from the spit roast to the Hawaii party, you know?

He has a full on little Caesar's mouth, he's like, nah, he took it down. Um, so, uh. I've said to him again and again, enjoy what you wear! His longest is a balance. Listen, that's some bullshit diet advice right there. You cannot still eat peanut M&Ms and cats

with chocolate on their head, just because you had a salad today. I did it and look at me. I peed on myself in there. So Doreet and Sadie start making this, try to start making this smoothie. They find like a Nutri-Bullet, and like they put the thing on with nothing in it.

So it's like, oh, no! How do we use this contraption? I'm like, there's literally two pieces. There's a cup and a base. They go plug an in, and I guess it's already in the thing to turn it on. And it's like, and Doreen's like,

oh! and I guess it's already in the thing to turn it on and it's like mmmm, it's like AAAAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA MISK IS SO AAAAAA MISK IS SO AAAAAA AAAAAA

I was hit with a bullet today Honestly, I thought that was a new trouble That new trouble looked terrified It was like, ah! That shit was so good. Do you think that maybe to eat in the Nutribois changed places? I was like, one of those moments, like, ah! I'm in your body! You're in my body!

I thought of a woman now! The Nutribois feel things. It just got, it came to life and was like, ah! Ah! The Nutribois bullet already changes hair. Someone is already suing the neutral bullet. The neutral bullet is already searching group on for boob jobs. There's an article in radar online about the neutral bullet. Something to read like reeds like, Doreeds like,

Alright! Now, be sure! Because they turn it back to me. Slowly, Doreeds. Slowly, she's like, Now, be very careful. She's like, It's gonna come on any moment, lady. It's like, it's gonna come on any moment, ladies.

It's unplugged to read. Okay, you fucking idiot. How many do reads does it take? It's so good. This is the shit we think that do reads like it at home. But to see that she's actually like this and home. I know. So she's like, say it, be careful.

We just threw in this thing in there. No idea how it tastes so then she drinks it and she's like, this is the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted. There's no way I'm getting becaue to drink it. I can't even swallow it. I've been swallowing him through this year! Who's in? Who's in? At which point that Nutri Bullet got like a little hobo sack and just walked out of the house. It's like, I'm out of here.

Oh, if these Nutri Bullets could talk. If you see a Nutri Bullet on the train, just support it. Okay, spin through a lot His Lisa's only friend next year at least a matter of I could only imagine neutral bullet in the opening Just it's already doing the pose. It's already like this. Oh, can I have a double vodka soda with 7 up? Damn!

You handsome bastard. Okay. So next, a favorite thing to do. Vaginal Rechovination into Yoga Stool! It's basically another one of these. favorite thing to do. That's an original rejuvenation into yoga store. Yeah, it's basically another one of these. Like, look at the crazy exercises they do in LA. And honestly, it is crazy what they do out there. You just hang upside down in a ribbon.

I mean, that's not so bad considering some of the things we've seen. So they're doing fly yoga. Yeah, girls hanging upside down. And Rene comes in and the way the only Rana comes in she's like How are you These look like my dusters You yoga where's the goats?

You high lady hanging upside down You look great I'm hanging upside down. You look great. You look great. What? The craziest thing I've ever seen. Yoga. Yoga, no way.

I'm gonna put down. I'm gonna put my leg up. I'm gonna put my leg up. Oh. Oh. Oh. What's that? Oh.

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They look like my depends. Denise and Erica are perfect partners for this cuz they don't give a fuck Those are my kind of people. Oh wait, you just wait Lisa Rina Yeah, you just wait and mark my words because you finally got your wish and got Vanderpump the fuck out of here Who do you think they're gonna come for now? Yeah? Who do you think? Here's one thing, you know these days we live in such divided times, you know, half the country is Lisa Vanderpump, half is Kyle and all of them.

But one thing that can bring us together, just like a college admission scam, is Denise Richards. Because don't we all love Denise Richards? She comes in and she's like, I don't get what the fuck is going on. What are they? I don't know. It's one of these weird L.A. I don't know.

Is either this or go to subway, so I thought... Look, you know, it's like a bunch of bitches hanging upside down doing yoga on my stomach. Yeah, I'm like, wow. Tuesday with Charlie, am I right? You know? I didn't get DNA repair either, but I walked in there, fuck the guy with the biggest dick I right? You know?

I didn't get DNA repair either, but I walked in there, fucked the guy with the biggest dick I've ever seen, and now I'm married to him, so. Yeah. Woohoo! These things are sagging like her in balls, that's what I gotta say. They're paying me for this, right? Yeah.

And he's just keeps showing up at everything. Like, are these bitches fucking kidding me? It's hilarious. I'm getting paid to be here. So they're all dangling and hanging. We see them all. Do they are Cirque du Soleil things and everything. And then once that's all done.

Thank you. Appreciate it. Once that's all done, it's now time to get to the gossip. So now that just our first- I know, Erica has to try and do flying yoga, and it was the best thing I've ever seen. Because she was like, oh, I definitely suck at flying yoga, all right? I will not be a car brandy move in the show. He's like, wait till you go to a vocal class.

I know, so sad, darling. See, now you're getting boo. I love it. Did you see how washed over me? Did I turn into a different color? I know, you came alive. You just did a Maria von Chapps world. I'm like the bachelor taking a shower.

I'm like, yeah. Yeah. I'm like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, please love me. I love you, your little voice right behind my ear. Yeah. It's like I'm Mikey over here. Yeah. No.

I love you. Yeah, so Erica. OK, so Rinna's like, I'm sorry, can be a drink. I'm sorry, you guys want to talk about drink. You guys want to talk about it? You guys want to talk about her on my, you know what I'm so sick of talking about? That dog. So, let's talk about that dog.

And Erica's like, well, things got heated. And I was like, Lisa, with care. And then they threw her out of the house. And Rinna goes, we're what, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh And me so like yeah, she is pretty upset. I mean she barely made it through almost What she barely made I was like yeah, wait what did you say? Yeah, we're all embarrassing. It was real hurtful for Kyle she barely made it through her Magic bullet right, huh? I feel like Erica gets a little juret in her when she says things like hummus.

I bet I love the world on a home band. On a home on the hummus island. It's my next song, Pat the hummus. Pat the hummus. Finger in the hummus. Finger in the hummus. I'm going to the Mediterranean, the other turbo chick. I'm going to the Mediterranean. I'm going to the Mediterranean. I'm going to the Mediterranean. I'm going to the Mediterranean, the other turbo chickies. Pat! Pat! The homeless. I'm gonna give a love now.

Rin is like, oh, kick that into the house. That is another level we'll look to prove that I'm not here to talk about these Samantha Pumped and Ace. I want to have a special party for you to talk about your wedding. I'm gonna give a love now. Rin is like, oh, kick that into the house. That is another level we'll look to prove that I'm not here to talk about your wedding, where we can also talk about Lisa. Yeah.

We got to admire that woman's commitment. Yeah. So then speaking of Denise, we then go over to our house in Malibu where Aaron is now like drilling some cameras up to Spy it's to spy on their daughters. Whatever. They're gonna make a sex tape in that foyer And I'm ready to see it On Kim's old CX show. I know go ahead get it up I had to watch an episode for Kate Casey's podcast because I was doing that. Yeah, K Casey.

Yeah. So I was watching it and Kim has cameras all over her house and her kids didn't. You want to talk about Doke of a fuck, because Zolciak's children, okay? What a shock. They just walk right past the cameras and then she's like, they're sneaking out and going someplace where you think it's the abandoned house next door. We're gonna catch her. And so you see the cameras and she does.

She walks right to the next door house and she parties in it with all her, they're like, yeah, I told you I got them. Kids don't care, they're used to being on cameras. 2019. They have an abandoned house next door where they are. Are you surprised? I know. Anyway, enough about rubber faces. Let's talk about just in general. So Denise and Aaron are barbecuing now. And you know, they're just talking about this whole situation.

And Denise is like, is it weird to you that women fight about this shit? And isn't it weird that we're not fucking right now? The kids aren't here. What's going on? He's like, yeah, men just go outside. We're okay. So fuck or to fight, I don't know where we're going. Yeah, I know, right. Women go, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, to learn how to talk unless they want to. It's like, yeah. Yeah. Talking is an elective class. Yeah.

In the world, if you've got to dick that big. Yeah. Just sit there. Just sit there and nod and take money. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, they're talking about Lisa Vanderpump. And basically Denise, she pretty much

knows that Lisa Vanderpump is kind of sneaky, but she's not going to be at her bad side. So she's going to go and like go. Yeah, so yeah, she's having a birthday party. And she was saying, you like, does not want to be at her bad side. So she's going to go and like go. Yeah. Yeah. She's having a birthday party and she was saying, you know, when you want to come and I'm sure you know, I don't want to piss her off because she plays dirty. Wait, if, you know, if, if what their thing is right, she plays dirty.

I thought, you know, the editors even love Denise because they could have cut that. Yeah. And she played it. She plays dirty. Yeah. She gave them the opportunity. Well, they did it on the promos coming up, and he's just like, she plays dirty. But then I know I felt Vanderpump's asshole

clench all the way from Las Vegas. Oh, so they're going. Oh. After all Kim and I've done for Denise! We even let her sit at table 18, that's her. And then Denise goes, have I ever encountered someone to play dirty? Yeah. And then Denise goes, have I ever encountered someone that plays dirty? Yeah.

Yeah. And at the time, I just shut up, Denise. But now I see you get fired with fire. And I was like, girl, I've never looked forward to a bitch flower blooming more than I have. And Denise is season two. I cannot wait. I also feel like when she says you fire with fire,

I think she's actually going to torch Lisa Vanderbub. She's saying, I don't fucking care. Why don't I fire? Well, she lives in Malibu, and we'll see later in the season, they have a horrible fire. I mean, that shit was crazy, you see. You'll drive down the, we were driving down the freeway, like fire.

It's like, whoa, like if it was bad, it was really bad. And part of me is like, was Denise like you fight fire with fire? It's like, oh, like if it was bad, it was really bad. And part of me is like, was Denise like you fight fire with fire? It's like, oh there's fire! All right, take this. More fire. Shh. You don't fight fire with fire! Lessons to be learned.

Sorry for teaching you things. Lessons to be learned. You're welcome, everyone. You're welcome. Enjoy the home, I just saved. That hurts. Anyway, now we go back to Doreet House for a very special episode of General Hospital. It's time to check PK's blood, which

looks like tartar sauce. She's like, Jager! Put your shoes on! We're having it on top side! And you think, No! How about we have one tonight, put on my shoes?

Jager! How we don't listen, little Jager? I'm obsessed with Jager. So, we have a huge medical breakthrough to discuss. Huge news in the world of medicine. So PK has type two diabetes. But guess what, guys? Things have gotten so bad that for the first time

in the history of mankind, humankind, his type two diabetes is about to turn into type one diabetes. Yeah! It's physically impossible. But you know, in a world where a woman and a blender can change places, we can switch places of our diabetes. You know my ass got worried the second I saw.

I was like, it can. Yes! Tap-toe can become tap-one. What do we do then? You know, if you really miss treat, tap-toe diabetes. Rickets. Rickets. I'm on the back!

PK! He's on the cusp of getting rabies. Blame it disease. I hate to announce this, but I'll do it, P.K. He has smallpox. The restless legs syndrome. people have died from it! Overactive bladder! Not sleeping at night, Tom sniffed limp sneezing, aching cropping stuffy-headed people, and you can never rest! He has tennis at the bow now. She's such a fucking idiot. So she's like, hey!

Are they taking his blood yet? Or did they do that in another scene? It's happening now. It's sort of a million. It's like a million, right? Yeah. Because she's like, be careful. Come here.

We've got to do a test. She's like, all right. Why don't you just get me a fucking hamburger? How about that? I'm like, man, okay. Inject yourself with this thing and pull and he's like, all right. And so what is this for me? It's like 19,000 whatever. And it's like, it's your blood sugar! And then they get a close-up of it.

It's just... It's greener Dean! You're the cheque I love to sure, the temple! Or Roy Rogers! He's not, he's not the hater. That poor diabetes test thing is probably like, kill me now. It's worked really hard. Although honestly it was probably just like a USB drive.

Oh, yeah, it did. It did. So then they go out to eat and we see a closeup of what they're eating. It's fruit, which is made out of sugar. Then pasta salad. Yeah. And chicken salad, which is made out of mayonnaise.

Cream cheese. You're going to die, girl. OK, bye. Okay, bye. Nice knowing you. It was like a whole spread. It was a whole spread. And then Jagger sees, he's learning from his dad, so he sees one green thing and he's like,

what the? And Doreet doesn't know, like let's be honest. She's like, who is? I don't know, she just picks the words. It's like, dude. And he's like, take it off. I don't want it. And he's like, oh, I hate do. That's what I call repaying my bills. Deal. Repaying my deals. So, um, so now the real issue, which is that it's

Lisa Vanderpump's birthday. and Doreet sent Lisa a birthday message and Lisa never wrote back. And she blanked that, babe. Yeah, I have no indication you're fooling out. She didn't even ask me to wear a birthday. I know she didn't of you, but you probably still have to ship from those parties every time you go. Yeah. You know that PK takes home entire chaffer dishes and puts them in the back of that Bentley. Yeah. Also, your dog went about a kill shelter, so... So, Doreet's like, Sorry, I'm sorry. Baa-thay! Baa-thay party!

Oh, I should be the one upset. And while Doreet's telling us this, she's wearing a mesh. She looks like a screen door. birthday party. Oh, I should be the one upset. And Walter Reed's telling us this. She's wearing a mesh. She looks like a screen door. She's wearing a mat like a... What would you call it? Like, fishnet stockings.

Over it. I don't even know how to... I'm gonna stick a screen door. Yeah. She looked like Julia Roberts sidekick from Pretty Woman, you know? Trying to burst through a screen door. Yeah. I should be the upset one.

She should be colder than me. So then we go to some place called Beauty and the Sessas. What is that? Beauty and SX. Beauty and SX. Beauty and the SX. I think I sense John Sessa coming, and I was like, I was on buttoning my shirt.

I'm looking at really tight. That's Dr. John Sessa to you. So yeah, so- Dr. Phoenix Online, give me a call every time you need to know about diabetes So Rina Rina and Teddy show up at Beauty and S6, which is a restaurant LA and they get there and of course when I was like How are you they got tables at this restaurant? Teddy, no one can't. Are you wearing a jumpsuit right now? Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Happy National Jump Su day. Oh, it's pretty. It's pretty. Could you guys order some fucking appetizers? I'm gonna murder you both, okay? So Teddy has one of our signature great stories.

She's like, yeah, hi, I'm Teddy. She's like, how are you, Teddy? Well, what happens is when I go home, I get in bed with Slay, and then she's like, kiss me on the forehead, mommy, and I do, and then I fall asleep in her bed. I was like, I'm in so state. Now they're like, get out, mother!

It's like 15% of what, mother, you don't do shit. Get your own career, mother, get off my tent! Now go, go, go, go, go, go, and finish your story about falling asleep in a bed like all humans do. That's it. I fell asleep. Hi, I'm Teddy. So, Rinna is like, um, Denise, is it going to have a drink with Vanderpump before she comes?

She told me and I said, good! I'm so happy! Look at her, what a hustler. She told me and I said, good. I'm so happy. I'm so happy for you. Look at her, what a hustler. And no problem with Lisa Vanderbomb. I'm so happy for her. She's great. Happy birthday.

Have a have a dog on good time. Speaking of the dog. So then we get a we cut to Denise in a car. And you know it's been hired by the people who run the show, the producers, cause Denise is sitting in this car like, ah, wow. She's touching buttons.

This fucking faucet in here, what the fuck is this? It's a car, a hotel room. Yeah. Is this thing out of bedanet? So she's like, yeah, yeah, I'm running a little late. I'm going to meet LVP for a drink before hand before a thing. I'm eating right at a place called Tom Tom, which doesn't even make sense. I knew a guy named Tom. I know guy named Tom

and Tom and, you know, so apparently Lisa had Denise, and was like, you have to come to my birthday party, and Lisa goes, Panda, Panda. Panda. Panda. Panda is literally arranging something for tomorrow. Second. Second. It blows my mind that your daughter's arranging something

for your birthday. Literally arranging it. It is out of control. She is literally doing it. Pandey's out of control. Pandey arranging me a birthday party to place where I still have to put the bill. What a daughter! Uh, Sid and me, she's like, Yeah, she has me set by you. I don't know if I can smooth things over. I mean, listen here, pile.

Is that Kyle? My name is Kyle. All right, listen here, Melissa. Mm-hmm. I think you guys are having a real rough fight, what was, you know, the global warming, and the equal pay for women. What are you talking about to some fight about a dog? I don't know where I am.

I'm gonna click. I'm going to Pandy Chelau, okay. So then we go over to Tom Tom. And Tom number two is actually working in somewhat sober, which is like the biggest twist of the season. He's like, Katie makes me so miserable. I literally had to go to a different TV show to get away from her. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha He's like, meet me at the after party. We're gonna be on Wicked Tuna.

Trade me, trade me, trade me. So Denise is so nice. She arrives and she gets one of the, you know, she's in one of their cars. So she gets out, she goes, oh my God, thank you so much. I'm gonna see you later, okay. Okay. It's guy.

He's like parking enforcement. He's like, actually, you have a ticket. But. So then we go back over to the restaurant. Teddy's like, have you talked to Vatterpump? And we're like, no, no. We just had a text back and forth because I tweeted a tweet for a birthday.

That's not nice to me. So kind. I was like, I'm going to tweet or tweet tweet. I was thinking, I'm so cut. I'm not like that. I'm not like that. Alright. And Teddy's like, oh, it's all that. It was so funny.

Yeah. Because you often post things about your pillow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This classic Pillback humor. Yeah. This tweet was my summer. Welcome to my summer. This tweet was my entire summer. People being like,

Lisa Rinna, how could you say something about pills when Vendipum's brother just died? Of pills. It was this huge thing. So Rinna's here on the show tonight to be like, I mean pills. I love pills. We always make jokes about pills. And actually, that joke. She goes, actually, that joke was a joke because Lee Tumann or probably made it a joke. Remember that time? Roll the tape! And our police have out. We don't know what you're talking about. Roll it! We don't know. We come back as just to help PAs. Like, We come back as just to help PAs, like panamining in front of the camera. That's it! That's it! I'm sorry, I love Jack a little pill.

Who doesn't love Alannus, right? Right? She goes, So, you know, I did tweet this thing and said, Happy Birthday and I had a cupcake with pills on it. And, you know, look, everyone thinks it's funny because I'm not a pill-popper. And if I was, I wouldn't joke about it.

Girl, it's the same way I wouldn't make weight issues, or gay issues. I would never joke about my mommy issues. Girl, the important thing to know is you never joke about yourself. It's so true. It's so true. It's so true. Watching her back pedal is hilarious.

And I have to say, she's gotten pretty good at it, you know, because they're just brushing it aside. And Teddy's like, what? People got upset about that tree. I can't believe that. I can't believe people get so upset about a small issue and bringing up over and over and over again and show texts to clarify when no one really cares. Who would do that? Hi, I'm Teddy. Hi, I'm Teddy. By the way, you just put the image of Rena back pedaling in my head because now in my mind I'm actually magic on a bike like whoa

I'm going back wrong direction beep beep Wheels wheels are crazy, right? So Palatine So Renegas well, you know Teddy I got a sense that it could be taken the wrong way because America in like 90 million tweets called you the seaworth. I've never seen that many women use the seaworth in one night.

I was like, damn, girl. I actually don't think that Rinne, like I don't think Rinne has sent it out to mock Lisa Vanderpump's brother. That's just... I don't need that right on the back. Yeah, that's true. You go drama on this stupid. It's like... That's just... Yeah, that's... You got drama on those stupid... You got drama on those stupid... It's like stupid, fun drama.

It's not like dark drama like that. She's just a dumbass. Yeah, but that lady said... Yeah. She's just a dodo bird. I don't think she meant it that way. Yeah. She's an insensitive prick.

But I don't think she meant it that way. So, Ted is like, what? I don't even get it. She's like, I had no idea her brother died the way he died. Which you know, another NannyK situation, but we'll discuss that later. Yeah. So now Ken and Lisa are driving to their party at TomTom. And Ken basically leaves, like, listen, I'm not going to invite anyone who's going to make

my wife cry. But then it's weird because Kyle's not going to be there. And Kyle and Lisa always spend the birthday together And then we see like like a prized memory of like Kyle and Lisa, but also Catherine Edwards and I was like This is how we're gonna start this montage with Catherine Edwards the forgotten housewife Remember her It's true hottest husband although he played on a rival team than the Patriots, right? So we can't like him here. Yeah, Boo Donnie Edwards. Sports. Are you trying to put me into a fucking combo?

I'm just getting drunk now. I'm just getting drunk now. So in the car with Vanderbomb and Ken can she's like, you know, country, we've celebrated every birthday together. And I was like, oh my god, it's a montage of carol being late. And it was. Yeah, so good. And then Vanderpump was like, I will not let anything ruin this. And Ken's like, are you happy?

Are you excited for your birthday? She's like, sure, it's not the limit, I'm like, are you happy? Are you excited for your birthday? She's like, yeah. Sure, it's not the limit, I'm like, sorry, sorry. It's fine. She's just like, yeah, it's on my back. She's so miserable. And then I felt sad, you know, if she is a professional, which she is a really good victim.

And I love it. Yeah, she is. But even if she is being a victim and it's all her fault, I still feel bad. So you know what, you made me feel things. You win. Well, I felt bad because she was like, I'm happy that Kyle and Dereach aren't there.

And they got to look out the window like, Kyle. Kyle, why do I have no friends? Kyle. Hello, Kyle. I've got to new saying, hello, Kyle. She's like, she's breathing fog on the side of the window like, Kyle. Meanwhile, on the side of the window like, Kyle.

Meanwhile, Kyle shows up at Beauty and Essex looking like she's literally like Pennsylvania Dutch. She's like, she has this big black brim and everything like, I thought she was gonna like raise a barn. She's like zippers. And really every scene without Lisa van are probably like, oh my god, look at you. You look so pretty. Look at your outfit. So that's what they do. Rina's like, oh my god, you look

beautiful. Look at your necklace and cast like star. It's my store. It's like that's so cute that she's wearing a rama little gold thing in cursive that says closed That is a cute piece of jewelry. That's cute. Closed. Closed by alien. Two. Repossessed by alien.

Two. Good bye Kyle by alien two. Aileen too. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha No, why is my name in this size font and your name is in this size font? Yeah. Fuck off, Fedora. So anyway, Kyle starts singing from Fiddler on the roof and then Doreet shows up and her boobs are like out. Huge. It's like if Pop Tarts came out with a 3d commercial like flying at you and Thank you waiter back there. I love when I can make a waiter laugh all right, so

Ranna's like oh my god, it's like you look great to me Of a botca tonic and we'll have some app thanks. I'm'm a waitress. So then Camille comes in and Camille waits and they're like, hi, come here, she goes, and Doreen goes, oh, come here! Just want you to know, no one stood up for me in the script. I'm only kidding, it's a joke! What do you know? Without this dog drama, this would be the storyline. No one stood up for Doreen. No one stood up for Doreen No, it's not for a jury. So then we're getting a shadow of a jury story line because we cut to poor Denise waiting in Tom Tom,

which does look like a futuristic boardelow if you've never been there. It's a really odd little place, and she's there alone, and then Lisa Vanderpump's friends who are basically old guys who like touching dogs. It's like a weird, it's like a weird, like evil villains. Yeah, like, you know, dogs.

I love dogs. You know, Denise is sitting there like, eh. Portonese, I mean, she's the most famous person in that room and she's sitting there alone on that bench and no one's talking to her. She's like, I don't care. I got words with friends.

Ehh. Ehh. Ehh. Ehh. Ehh. So then some random queen comes up and starts talking. Or he's like, have you ever been here? It's my third time. Ehh.

Ehh. Ehh. Ehh. So I got me out. I don't give a fah. I'll talk to anybody. You know what I mean? Elisee is nice.

And I know what the fuck you saying. Elisee is nice. No. This velvet. That's fine. So then back to the ladies, we're gonna say, let's order something. Let's order something.

Cross, cross, not to order. And they're like, mmm, napkins. Like no one. Camille then does, you know, we have this ongoing joke about Camille because there's this thing that happened in season three

where like she and Mauricio were taught, she was trying to say that Maurarisa and she was taking so much time everyone's clapping like it's political rally but she was I do believe in Camille no but so she was saying she was taking so much time that Marisa just took over the conversation and just started having it for her and so that's been like our ongoing joke and then she actually did it this episode she's like and what would you like to say? I'm not going to have the cue come.

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Destination wedding. Oh my god. I have to kiss your laugh. Or kiss your ass in a different fucking country now. Oh fuck off. So Rinna Rinna isn't a snit about this because she's reading by its everyone and then she's like that's sort of weird. I think I wouldn't invite someone who's hair makes my neck and hairs and neck and you get the point. And then they show the clip of Talking Shit to Rina and Camille's like, you know to read like I don't know what's up with hair like you sh- I don't know but like the max on the back of my hair stand up. I don't know, but like the max on the back of my hair stand up

So Rina's mad because someone's been standing up from Annapal basically, right? Can we all agree on that? Yeah, so she's totally mad so she's ready to come for Camille now Camille gives her a really good reason next week God, oh, we were doing this next week. Yeah, But it's all being teed up. Like, Rinna has another target that she's zeroing in on right? Yeah. So then they're like, where's Denise? And Rinna's like, oh, Denise is having a drink with Lisa Vandropump. She's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, God save the queen. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Didn't mean it! I've been fucking the woman over for three years!

It's the first time to recut her time, right? So then we cut back to Vanderpom's party and it's so sad because the portanese is sitting there alone and if you've not been to TomTom we know you will be at some point, too, but you're crazy fuckers like us. It's good, it's good. It's good. Michelle go. So Tom Tom is like a very, it's like walking into an airplane where like if you go like this, you're going to hit someone's head. Yeah. Like a skinny long restaurant.

But the bar is the only person who's sitting in the front, right? Vanderpump comes in the front, walk the right past Denise. It looks all the way to the back, Maddie. And I was like, is she didn't it? Is she dissing Denise on purpose? We'll see you. She walks all the way to the back patio. And I was like, is she dissing Denise on purpose? We'll see you. I think that Lisa was just in like a pandy cage. She's like, look at all the arrangements

that Pandy made for me and they're clock, they're clock, Nikolay and my show. I think that Lisa was expecting people to come up to her because that's how Lisa rolls, whether it's right or not. But I think she was. I felt bad for Denise personally. I felt like she was expecting people to come up to her, because that's how Lisa rolls, whether it's right or not. But I think she was. I felt bad for Denise personally. I felt like she was like sitting there on like a wild things forum.

Yeah, and I was like, this is Denise's true test, because she could pull a juret and make this a three-season arc. Yeah. But she didn't care. Wait, didn't mean me. Remember that time you were like, didn't mean me. I wasn't 740s But Denise is just like well, you know, she's in the worst part of her life all time all her friends haters are birthday She's got a thing to think about

Any who I Just called my Uber pool. I'll be there in a second It's like I got you a beini, because I was at the airport recently. Sorry you're feeling bad old lady. And then I'm probably like, oh, ten years. Thank you for bringing me again. Would you like to stay? Nah, I don't think I can.

This is talking to this guy who smelled like pond water. I think I gotta go. Oh, this is so sad. I did feel bad. I felt like Lisa, Lisa looked really sad at her own party. I know, Lisa pulls in that victim shit. I don't want my victims to be victims, you know? I want to game a throne's victim, where you've been fucked over,

but then you behead the entire other family, okay? I don't like when you're like, oh, I'm victimized. That's always been my least favorite part. At least I will do that next season. I know. So she's right now. She's like, I don't even want to talk about that. It's a good time.

I'm just glad you came. A bunny, baby. I don't know what that is, but it's ugly and fantastic. And I'll adopt it. Who do I care? And then Denise goes, yeah, well, I just don't want you to feel weird like. And she goes, under attack, you don't want me to feel under attack. And I was like, okay, lady, come down.

Let me tell you something, Denise. This morning someone drove by my house and threw a blender through the window. I am under attack. So then Denise shows up at, you know, God knows where they are now. Glendale, I don't know. So they, she shows up so- There's so many insects, yeah. Yeah, so I don't know what that is. I'm like, let's get this detail right.

Okay, they're at the same restaurant. I have so much map anger today. So Denise shows up in my favorite Denise entrance. She goes like this. Like fuck that thing that made me trip. I played a fucking nuclear scientist in a bond with you. That's what they do. They throw a gag step in there for me. Okay.

What a... Hi, girl. Sorry, fashion, believe it. And this time she's really dressed up that she's dressing up like such a smart ass because they give her shit about how she dresses. So now she's wearing just like some regular top cotton. I'm sure. Come on.

And then she's wearing like track seat pants, but they have glitter now up the sides of the track. So they're like, so Denise, like how is married life? What's going on? Like so far, two weeks it's going good. She's like, yeah, you know, like Aaron drilled me like five times today. It's going pretty well. I'm a little concerned, we're out of our honeymoon period.

And Kyle's like, so married life is good.'s good your kids your family your health your heart your soul Did you see Lisa what's he say what's he saying? You think about me what at least I do is that is not a joke I'm okay. Why is she doing that? Oh? That is not a joke Kyle asks those questions in succession And then so did you scus well, you know, she was happy. She, I'm like turning her into Dharinda. It's like, but she's like, she was happy.

She had her family and her friends there. And then Camille just like does this little noise. She's like, oh, oh, oh. I actually cut the noise and forgot to put it on my head to play it, but it was the funniest Camille noise. Because she went, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I just had $3,000 troubles after coming out of a huge car. My husband probably paid for, which is with his business, which is the biggest real estate company in Los Angeles.

Rich. I'm rich. I'm rich. And then a banner that says the agency unfurls above their table. So free hats drop down for everybody. Yeah, a bunch of like devs, literally. So then Dorita's what, Dorita's the Doreet does what she, Doreet does the thing that she does every single season, which is like,

what did I do? You know what she goes? I just don't understand why she's upset with any of us. No. She literally asked that. She literally said that. She doesn't understand why Lisa Vanderbump would be mad at the group of women who are accusing her of being manipulative and a bitch

and leaking stories to read her online. Why would she be mad at her? They're so funny though, because they all are so committed. And Rene goes, I mean, I have no beef with her. What a, I love Lisa Vanderbump. She's great. Why would she invite me?

Okay. Yeah. Okay, okay. No, be. So yeah, so now Kyle starts thinking for gossip about. Yeah, Kyle's like, you guys were all talking to her before I went to her house and then she cut you off, like she's blaming you.

It's like it was all of you. It's like Caesar coming back to life, you know, and then just like, you know, inviting two people to his birthday party instead of like the 20 that stabbed him in the face. Yeah. I know they're now trying to make Lisa monster like because she's mad at the whole group. You know, the fact that Kyle's like,

you know, it was me who did this nudge taking it out on all of you guys. I'm like, okay, this is enough. This is like actually, this is driving me a little insane right now. I'm sorry, I'm virtually me, Savannah is enough. This is like actually, this is driving me a little insane right now. I'm sorry, I'm very teaming to Savannah Pomp. When you're upset, then it's time to go to Brandy Glamville's Twitter. Oh, please.

Did you guys think I was gonna text? I'm having so much fun at these shows that I'm just like texting my mom in the middle. I'm like, what are you doing? No, I open this because I screen-shoted Brandy Glamville's text, which is so funny. Okay, Brandy, you guys, remember when you hear this? Brandy's an artist. Yeah.

And this is Brandy's Twitter picture, by the way. So I don't understand. Okay, there once and there is spelled THER. is spelled THER. For shame, for shame, for shame. And it's not a possessive moment, we shall say. I know, but I knew that was coming and I loved it. So she's like, there, once was a queen in a crown hat. A crown hat?

See, look like a bird that could swallow a cat. Speaking in circles and the victim once again, her fans just love her to them. Double space. She cannot offend. At Andy, at Bravo TV. What is wrong with you? Well, you heard English, you heard grammar, you heard punctuation, and you heard dancing, frankly, she made up the

phrase crown hat. Just so she had something to rhyme with cat. I think she was talking to watch what happens live because Lisa showed up in like a Jackie O'Pill Hat. Did you guys see it? I didn't but I saw clips of it. I am watching that shit. Tonight, a lady is a queen and a guy who can't queen. And for me. Like no. Busy, busy, camera trown.

So I'm like, bring in the beheadings, bring in the beheadings. But she showed up in like a Jack-Yo kind of Pill Hat kind of a thing, but it was julled. And so they were like, ooh, it's like your crown. And she told the proper Aussie guy, or Andy's PA, whoever you prefer. She was like, oh, the crown is heavy dialing, so I gave it away.

What's I liked? So anyway, that's what she's talking about. Fuck off, you fucking compulsive liar. You're the one who started this even all those years ago. If you hadn't made stupid lies at the bout her, they probably could have gotten her for something real by now. Brandy! Also, thanks for having us on your podcast.

Thank you. Okay, so I mean thanks, but... It's like thanking somebody for a free sample of a wedding. You know what I mean? We all do it with each other. All right, come on. I was letting you have a moment. So that's it.

What am I supposed to say? I'm not going to grovel to somebody for going on their podcast. You know, if you're a dick, you're a fucking dick. I don't care if you're in my real life, if you're on my TV. Because trust me, when I'm a dick, and and it's often your asses tell me why should I have the same privilege. You have no problem telling me shut up queen and you shouldn't. You want me to go more? I'm sensing that I'm sensing that. So now at least, now we're back to Tom Tom. I'm, I mean how do you follow that, how do you follow that?

So Lisa's there, she's with like Kevin Lee and we see Mohammed. And then she walks up to Max and Pandy. Max is like, hi mom. Mom, I'll hear you having trouble with your friends. Go. I just want you to know, I'm... Line. Yeah, yeah. Here for you, mom. I'm here for you.

Oh, I love you, children. My favorite was Muhammad at the wedding, because Muhammad, I think, owns Bravo. What do you guys think? Every property Muhammad owns is on Bravo on some show. Every wife that he wants is on there on some show You know and he comes up in these crazy like square glasses And he's like and his hairline's like back to here literally. He's like

Jody Foster hair how long Have we known each other? It's like okay. You got got your $200 million house on $1 million listing, Muhammad, take a seat. Yeah. So then John's, Dr. John says, so walks up to Lisa and he's like, Lisa, I have a surprise for you. Yeah. I'm like, is it a button? A button? Is it half naked man is something? And then of course, like strippers come out with her birthday candles and stuff. But then I was watching Vanderpump rules those are her waiters. Yeah, one of them was no one of them was our waiter One of those shirtless guys was one of our waiters and his name is Jojo His name is Jojo, and he's a twerking champion

This is a true story. Literally four of my heads. Bigger four of my, it's huge. But the one I was thinking of looked like he was from Friday in that light, did you ever watch that one? The real hot one. Yeah. Tim Regan.

Yeah, Tim Regan. That was our weird. That was JoJo. No, no. Our waiter was the Instagram twerking guy. This is like a super white guy with long hair, and he's always doing this. Oh.

Hey, times like that. Sorry. Oh my god, he was so hot. And I was like, this woman sexually harasses in such a classy way. Like, I'm here. I'm here for her. It's more love for her.

Yeah. So then back at dinner, Rina is like, cheers, cheers, cheers cheers not that it was a show that your your husband who left you was all from How dare you make that joke here in Boston how dare you We're in Boston. We're the land of cheers listen. We we can love Camille all we want, and I feel like we all do. Listen, I support Camille. I am very proud of Camille. My point is, Frazier had a point. You know what I mean? No, I am Team Camille. I'm sorry. I am Team Camille. I don't care if she's being bitchy this episode.

We know what we're signing up for. I love Camille. So we're gonna say cheers to Denise and Aaron many years together. And kind of like, and then the next ride Camille. And so we move over to Camille, she's like, Oh my God, Kelsey, that's ancient history. I don't even remember being with the guy. Okay, how could you not remember it? That was like a dustbuster you haven't cleaned out for 19 years, you know? I think I would block it out too, honestly.

My God. She's probably still coughing up hair balls. That is a hairy man. Every time we had sex, you're lilleth, lilleth. So then we get clips of Camille being gutted over Kelsey. Lilith Lilith So then we get clips of Camille being gutted over Kelsey and she's like Have it Jesus complex or like does she not know she's like destroying a family And all the classic Camille's you know, yeah, I love I love a wedding Camille talk shoot about Kelsey I think that's hilarious so she's doing it, but then she's saying weird things

because she turns a Doree just like, Doree, do you ever mail groom PK? I'm like mail groom. I'm like mail groom. Have you ever tried to shave a fupa? It is never even. I'll tell you that right now. You've always got like one braid coming out of it.

You don't even try it, you know? And Doree's like, of course I do! Which is fun. I'm just like, I've went to bed literally thinking of Doree trying to take a razor to be chaos. Like, this is not. He's very well groomed, especially for someone who just came down with phantom arms in drone. arm syndrome. The man is dyslextastic. The least that could do is give him a nut

shave, I'm a right girl. It's so sad to see an ungruned person who has mad cow E-cala! E-cala! She's just doing brand names now. Okay, so, yeah, so Camille starts talking shit and she's like, Yeah, I just love when people are clean. How do you say be a dance-lo-y assistant and Camille? I mean Kyle. Kyle goes, you used to be a dental assistant. Just because you work with dental dams does not mean.

It's memories of Nanny K. Who's that? Like Kyle, you've held the bench for 10 years. Everyone has like a bombshell announcement. You beat gas diabetes. Camille worked in dentistry somewhere in between club MTV and Kelsey. I feel like I have to set not for Kelsey, but I feel like I have to stand up for my good friend because you guys diabetes to taste delicious. Okay, let's stop being so mean to it.

It is delicious. It tastes like peanut M&M's and regular coke So Camille Camille is now drunk and talking about teeth and she's like I'm so glad that Lisa got ready for teeth because her comes to me crazy Oh, and they're like more more more And finally Camille after 10 years gets to do her dentistry routine. And she's like, oh, receiving gums, am I right, everyone? You're like the sign belt theme, so.

It also gave us the only Carl Giff I'm ever going to use, because Carl is like, I'm dehydrated. So Rinna's like, what's happening with Camilla? Why is she suddenly being so mean to Rina? To Rina. Why is she being so mean? Like, she's wishy-washy or whatever. And then Camilla's like, yeah, but now, her teeth are gray.

I mean, at least now you can stand the breath. Am I right? And I was like, oh my god, and this is when I felt the butthole clenched around the world. I just felt Lisa Vanderbump watching this screening at the penthouse suite of Caesar's Palace. I was like, don't you mean the morally corrupt Lisa Vanderpump? Oh girl. And so she's like, haha, now they look great.

I mean, I'm going down, bring the casket, bring it, I'm like, girl. Kelsey's like, oh, you asked for it? Here we go. Yeah, how fun with that. Camille isn't some deep shit. Now, I like Camille, but I've not liked Camille the past few years. I like when Camille is fucking up your life and then being like, what? Isn't that what she's doing?

Isn't that what she's doing? But that's what I'm saying. I like this Camille. Oh, yeah, this Camille. Yeah, I like this'm saying. I like this coming out. Oh yeah, this coming out. I like this coming out. And like a good hero. She's getting rid of this fucking dog storyline. Because if I'm going to start putting down dogs, like I'm sick of it.

And now we're going to move on to a 10 episode arc about gum disease. Gum disease is place on the Supreme Court. Well ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watcher Crappens Add Free on Amazon Music, download the Amazon Music app today. Or you can listen Add Free with Wondry Plus in Apple Podcasts before you go tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at Wondry.com slash survey. Before you go, tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at 1dry.com slash survey.