Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: New Year's Irresolution

Episode Date: October 8, 2021

The most buzzworthy season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in ages came to a conclusion this week as the women join Crystal to celebrate Chinese New Year's. It's not the most exciting episode, despite Kyle's best efforts to destroy Sutton and Erika's relationship. What did you think of the finale?**Watch the recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/57136840See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the wonderful and hilarious and absolutely perfect Ronnie Caram Hi Ronnie. How's it going? Hi, how are you? Oh, I'm, I'm, I'm numb. I just came from the dentist and so half of my face is numb. I was sort of hoping, you know, that I would not be so numb for crap and on demand

episode, which is happening right now. But you know, one of the perks about crap is on demand is that you can see My half numb face right now. I look like I'm my as you said before we start air This would be the perfect day to do a day on personation Too bad tingles is not on I'm doing my day all day My miserable Oh, tingles put some ribbons in your hair. You can oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,'m about to say, hey there, when I talk right now. Okay, enough about my mouth.

I just wanted to address for people who are watching and are like, what is going on with Ben's mouth? The crown is heavy-dawling and it's also on my tooth. So today we are talking Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Very excited about it. I don't know if we have anything we had to promote or whatever, but if you don't know, we have anything we had to promote or whatever, but if you don't know, we do have on Mondays our Spotify green room. So I don't know, some people may not be

aware. So that's going to be Mondays at seven on the West Coast, ten on the East Coast, where we are talking about pop culture. Come join us because you can actually join in and ask questions. It's fun. So do that. And then let's move on to Bradley Hills. Ronnie, shall we do that? To season finale time for Beverly Hills. Now this episode, not a whole lot happened. Kyle started shit as usual. It's like, I don't even get mad anymore with Kyle. But the four part reunion did come out with the preview.

And that's what everybody has been going crazy over on the old internet talking about this preview. And it does look good. I mean, it looks like Andy kind of read the room. That's the basic note I'm reading from the internet. And he just kind of comes in and gives Eric a lot of shit. But it looks like he's gonna give Eric a lot of shit. I'm not really sure.

I don't believe it. I don't believe it until I see the whole thing. The biggest takeaway for me is God. You know that old saying, like, I'm not ugly, I'm just me is God, you know, that old saying like, I'm not ugly. I'm just poor where you know, you see all this plastic surgery and you're like, okay, I'm just poor. You know, that's why I don't look like Kim Solseak. Oh, maybe she's not the best example. Yeah. But Erica basically shows up looking like teeny others. I'm not sure what happened. I'm not sure if she was paying people to like actually stand there and lift her face or squeeze it from behind or whatever

She looks totally different in it and wow Yeah, that's really all I walked away with the trailer was pretty darn impressive Anyone who hasn't watched it should seek it out on the internet because it's it's really really good and I do think they'll have enough content to go through four episodes. Although it looks like they're gonna pat it. It looks like they have a vignette of like, Rina at Erica's house feeling.

Ha ha ha. Wow. You're gonna find out who your friends are today. Wow. And Erica's saying really sage things like, well, Lisa Rina, she's doing that thing where she's leaning back on the couch and she's like some people are gonna win and some people are gonna lose red.

Yeah, cut, cut, cut. I'm gonna cut back to Erica like well, we're gonna let me tell you some people are gonna be told tonight. Some people are gonna be sure to die. All right, Rano. I'm glad. Ain't nobody gonna break my stride. Yeah, Erica is doubling down both in today's episode. And one of yours to be the reunion on her, like, I don't troll the trolls thing

what she talks about today. And you know, like, I do troll the trolls. I'm so bad. I do troll the trolls and I'm such a bad ass. Ah, she's like really leaning into it and like the more she leans into it, I think the more everyone's kind of like, just top, just top already.

I know it's just awkward. We just want you to pivot now. You know what, it's made it super awkward for me is like law enforcement. I'm just kind of like, do you guys work? Like, is anybody, is every scene I'm waiting for someone to be like, excuse me, this is a police department, could you open up?

Like, what the hell is taking you guys? Do something, I mean, what the hell? Did she do anything or not? This has been a long time now. I need to know, I need to see if she's gonna be in jail. I need to, you know, I need like the full on TV movie and we still don't know shit, you know? She's told by the end of the season we still have no resolution.

It's like not knowing the killer at the end of a stupid mystery and hate those mysteries. Oh yeah, that's annoying when that happens. Well, so let's get into it. Okay, so the episode opens up with Doreet showing up back at her home and we hear a big bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Oh, you were in my favorite dress. The entry-why.

Oh, so glad you wore that. And Phoenix is at her little office desk with her little pink iPad doing her work. And she's like,. Why are you? And she's like Mommy so embarrassed. She's like she's like do you like it? Well with the good she know So then we go over to Harry Hamlin who is like oh Lisa Let me show you all the cabin where I'm gonna be quarantining for two weeks on this next project.

It's the Brocaw cap and hold on, let me work on this. Tonight, on the news, it's Harry Hamlin, it's Tom Brocaw, what do you think about that, Brenna? They're so good! They're so good at Harry Hamlin! We have Bruce and Rouge. Gonna keep away from COVID. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I Well, it's indeed. And he's like, your idea of camping is any floor below the 10th floor in the four seasons. She's like, and then she talk about double, double down, doubling down. Rina has really doubled down on this new laugh she's got.

This is her old laugh. Okay. This is her new laugh See even Rinno's want to pivot okay even Rina So then we go to Shan's social house So this place is on Los Yennegable of art here in Los Angeles And I'm driven by it so many times I've never been inside never known anyone has gone inside I I never knew really what it was. And then seeing it on this show,

I'm like, that place looks so cool. I totally want to go. And I probably paid like $85 for one Shumai. But you know, it's just, I feel like I really, have you ever been to that place, Roddy? No, but I've been to Kill Bill, okay? I've seen Kill Bill. I have been to Kill Bill.

I have never been to Paradise, but I have been to Kill Bill, I have never been to Paradise, but I have been to Kill Bill. And that movie is amazing. I just watched this one recently. This is where the girl with the chain, the ball on the chain fights with Umat Thurman. It's so good. No, it's no maybe.

It's just burned in this brain, sir. I loved it. I watched it like four times. I've seen. Oddly enough, I liked Kill Bill. I did not love it. And everyone said Kill Bill Volume 2 was like four times. That's insane. Oddly enough, I liked Kill Bill, I did not love it, and everyone said Kill Bill Volume 2 was absolutely amazing, and I actually thought, I did not think it was absolutely amazing.

I actually thought it was sort of boring, to be honest. I feel like I don't, yeah, sorry. Well, because there was an endless scene of Keith Caradine just talking, being like, well, I'm going to be a real, I'm Bill. I'm Bill, I'm built. I'm built. I'm going to talk to you. And I'm like, I mean, that's my memory of it from like 12 years ago. Maybe as an older person now, I would appreciate it more, but whatever. Sorry. Sorry. I'm out

of that. Sorry. Wait, just shit all over my kill bill fan moment. Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, you know, uh. I'm gonna, listen, once my lips come back, I will be much more supportive of you, but I'm clearly projecting whatever appointment in the Novakian situation on time. I guess now's not the time to bring up Diana, the musical on Netflix. Probably just shit all over that. Oh, the greatest musical of the 21st century. So then, yeah, we got to this social house, and Erica is meeting Crystal there in some like really weird green jumpsuit. She just, she came dressed as Boba Juice for whatever reason.

So Erica's like, happy post, bark by her name. Because Erica knows we are here in the final stretch and she wants to leave us, you know, she already fucked up the first impression. So if you fucked up the first impression, leave on a good last impression. And now she's just like happy, bubbly, fun Erica and a green jump seed again. Yeah. And so she meets up with Crystal and we learn, you know, a few days earlier, it was Crystal's birthday. so she had a birthday party and there was a Marriotchi band. And then we learned that the kids, her kids made a birthday cake, but Rob was afraid the cake was not going to live up to Crystal's standards.

So he bought an extra cake. And then we see both cakes. Well, first of all, I also feel like that's put a lot of pressure on the kids. If you're afraid that your kids' birthday cake is not going to live up to standard, just don't have the kids make it because it's going to be a kids cake. But then when we actually see the cake, it looked like a, like a beautiful amazing cake. I was like, wow, these kids are under a lot of cake pressure. They really are. I think this does a lot about crystal that we don't really see. We've

seen glimpses of it, like the time when she was sitting and talking to Rob on the couch and the kid came in and she's like, are you speaking to me right now? You are not supposed to be speaking to me. You will get no candy again ever. Now go back to the closet. Or whatever her thing was. She seems like a scary mom because that's terrible. Your husband's like, oh my God. What if mom doesn't like a birthday cake?

Better get her a $500 one. You don't want to get with mom's anger on her birthday. What if mom doesn't like this perfectly made coconut cake that hurt like two children who are below the age of 10 created, it's not quite good enough. Let's get something from, you know, Republic or something. Yeah.

So I don't believe the kids made the cake because even the kids have assistance on this show, you know, it's probably that kids if I could work out guy actually making the cake because even the kids have assistance on the show. You know, it's probably that kids fucking workout guy actually making the cake. So yeah, they have two cakes, which I'm like, whoah, Crystal, you smile a lot, but now I've got my eye on you because your children are terrified to give you a fucking cake. Okay. So, Eric.

Yeah, so Crystal's like, so how are you and Eric is like oh I love when Erica tries to be upbeat and fun So she there's like there's like a quipon and everything in our cuz like I saw a tire on a car the other day wasn't real the bus go round around the air what are you saying? So um she There's like a there's like a coin pond and everything in our cuz like so I've been looking at the turtles Oh, yeah, cuz I'm fun. I like turtles now. It's a big week for turtles on Bravo Cuz you know Tom Schwartz has declared that he wants to come back in the next life as a turtle at Villarosa so She's very good just jealous that that turtle has a damn house at this point, you know, the amount of back.

I was gonna have that house. You lucky motherfuckers. So, um, so anyway, Crystal's saying how 2021 is the year of the ox, which represents stability. And she's like, well, I think a few people could use that in their life right now. And I was like, oh, yes, stability. I mean, that, well, I say stability. I mean, that in their life right now. And I was like, oh, yes, the ability. I mean, that, well, I say it's the ability. I mean, on the roads because Tom was driving on the road and then the road just broke apart

and he rolled right down the hill all over again. Need more stable roads. Speaking of OXs, Tom was riding in OX and went down the hill a little bit of airplane picked up the OX and the OX got splitted all over the goddamn freeway. So I had a little high stable in OXs. Well, Tom's ear still hurts from the whole accident, so I'm fine! I'm fine, how are you honey? You know, it's remarkable looking at this turtle, seeing it's in such good shape, especially after hitting Tom's collar and causing it to slam out the road. And Crystal's like, wow, yeah, this place is really good, they did kill Bill here,

she's like, oh really, we'll help the family soon for something because Tom could use the wire. Cut it. And she's like, you know, I could just take you guys to China. I could give you a taste of everything, but since I can't, we're just on the set of kill Bill. So yeah, so Crystal's gonna be wearing a dress from a Chinese designer.

That's gonna be all gold and Eric and Eric is like, and red is the color of good luck. So Eric is like, well, I would close myself head to toe and red for good luck. I'm gonna rat me in the whole bolt of red silk. And then put me in a shipping container and send me to another country so I can get away from these allegations. Thank you. And crystals, like, you know, I really love friends who love sharing my culture, because my culture is really an indication of who I am. One of the things outlawed in China, bad cakes.

We hate bad cakes. So crystal saying that she hopes that I go it, bad games. So Crystal's saying that she hopes the night goes smoothly, which of course is a reference to Sutton and Erica's like, am I still mad at Sutton? Of course! So here's Erica, here in the season of open and honesty after everything that happened last week, which we mentioned last week, of course,

you know, it was all phony and it was lies. So then Crystal tells us that one of the superstitions week. Of course, you know, it was all phony and it was lies. So, um, so then Crystal tells us that one of the superstitions on Chinese New Year is not to fight because whatever happens in the New Year will represent your next year. I'm like, well, don't do the season finale party on that. We want everyone to be fighting on the season finale party. Why would you do that? My question is who the fuck sneezed, okay? Because that was that's been the whole year. So thanks. Yeah. Thanks for another snot induced hiding from a disease year whoever sneezed at this fucking party.

So Erica's like, I can't sit there and continuously be angry, which is funny because that's really all she's done. But I'm not over it. I'll remember who was with me and who was against me. Okay, I'm so sick of Erica talking like she's in some sort of Martin Scorsese movie on Netflix. Like I'm just sick of it. Like I don't need all this Who was with me? I'm like, I'm not. I'm just like, I'm just just relaxed. It's either you're over or you're not. I can see her in front of raw stressress for less, just like screaming at the sky, like, well, you have there you question me, I've there you question me. Just one of those later,

because those guys always have a list and they're always yelling about it up and down the sidewalk where the meth heads are all mad about something. And you have to hear about it. Every time you go into Ross Dress for less, okay? Like I know every Dendetta on the Braia Avenue at this point, so I can see her adding to that in the future.

So then we go to Kathy's spec house. Yeah, so Kathy is, this is Kathy wearing a giant coffee filter on her head. We've been waiting also for this hat, waiting all season for this coffee filter bucket hat, and it's finally arrived. This is basically, yeah, like Kathy, not another, we know that Kathy is like a total dodo bird too. You could just see her trying to figure out how to work a curing machine for the first time,

like lifting up the little lid and then just trying to shove the coffee filter down there, like smoothing out the edges. That's what that hat looks like. This is basically, this hat is the revenge out the edges. That's what that hat looks like. She, this is basically this hat is a, the revenge of the lady. The lady is like, you made me show up, drive down to the 405 and sunset. Well, guess what? I'm going to tell her this is a hat and she's going to wear it out in public. Yeah.

So they, you know, look around the house, she's with her architect, which we know is a huge deal because she takes them toees. And then to see the architecture at the meat and P.K.s house. Yeah. And then Sutton Limpson, you know, she's like, hello. I can't get in. I am limping down here. Somebody, somebody. How am I going to get across this 10 foot pathway?

Somebody help me. So then this guy has to go and literally pick her up and carry her across the threshold into the into the Into that work site. Yeah So Kathy's like, oh, this is one of the projects that I'm working on. I want to sell this and she said this is new construction she's like mm-hmm and new construction. So I'm like, mm-hmm. And the architect's like, it's 18,000 square fade. And so it's like, this is heat. I could fit three of my houses in here. Well, not with maintenance cord. Then we in vain. And basically, Kathy is planning to sell it for 52 to 53 million dollars, which is really crazy. And so Kathy and Rick had bought it for themselves. And they were

going to move into it, but then Rick had all sorts of sentimental memories in their current castle. So they decided they were just going to make this new house like an investment property. Yeah, this was their idea of scaling down. Okay, to move to this $52 million property. But you can't, I just say, why don't you just drive down the street, roll down your windows, and just throw poop at homeless people's heads. Just do that. You know what, Kathy, I think this is, I think you're doing the right things thing where you are. You know, I know, you know, I know we all appreciate new constructioners, I like to call it COS face, and but this is not really your vibe. And the game's like, great, that was fun, bye!

So they leave, and now it's time to talk about the shit that's going down. And so I'm like, it's chilly and Kathy's like, I'm so sorry the weather's like this. Yeah, as if like Kathy had, that like, you know, had some impact on what the weather would be. She's like, I'm so sorry, I had told the weather be sunny, but unfortunately they just didn't listen to me this day. So they start talking about tomorrow and how. So I'm like, well, Erica was a little strange. I mean, I'll be honest, like, okay, we're talking to me now.

I mean, leaving tomorrow, I didn't have this sort of apprehension of, is this gonna last? No. Of course, it's not gonna last. Yeah, I mean, really, I mean, even though I'm totally team-suttin' and all this, there's no way that like this what sudden said is like friendship breaking I even if it's Erick or not like I don't know how you come back from that right so I don't know why I should truly think it would ever Ever last, you know, so

Kathy starts telling sudden that You know that they can't have like a big drama at New Years, right? Because you're not supposed to fight at New Years, etc. And Sudden says, I don't know what's scarier. The fact that I'm understanding Kathy Hilton or the fact that I'm trying to sit down with Erica again. Because Kathy's way of explaining it is like, well, tomorrow night, party, she's, you know, trouble.

And nobody matters except she just shrugged. So I'm like, huh, huh, totally got it. Tomorrow night's Crystal's party. She's gone through a lot of trouble and nobody's happy. This matters besides Crystal's got to get the jacket. And I should bring an Amy Grant CD. Well, you almost got it. And you're really sorry that God made it so

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You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wonder Yeah. So, Erica and Renek go to a restaurant. Erica's still in here. Hello, hot sidewalk. Hello, restaurant. I love the restaurant industry. She's doing, yeah, she's doing that like I am like, I think one of Erica's things is that even though she's super wealthy or was super wealthy, she like, I think she really gets off in like, in, in, in being like, I'm going to be really nice to people like the hostess and the waiters, the waitress, which everyone should be, right?

But I almost feel like she does it in like this very self-aware way. Like, I'm still, I'm still jettin' from the block, you know? And so, like there's something kind of performative about it I feel like. And so, they go to this restaurant and she goes, Hi there, how are you? And that waitress is, the host is like,

how many times are you? Cause four for and she like holds up four fingers like Four people cuz I know you might know no no numbers so four fingers there four fingers for people How are you I'm with we know I learned how are you how are you? I think she did get that from Marina because Rene does that a lot in this episode too where she's like you know how many drinks will have two no three She did get that from Rina because Rina does that a lot in this episode too, where she's like, you know how many drinks you'll have? Two, no three, two, no three, two, no three. No, three, four. No, the other thing that's annoying me with Erica too, I have to say, it's actually annoying

me for a very long time, but I don't know why I never articulated it. And it's so small and stupid, but I hate, this is like the most podcasty internet person thing to be like, but I hate the way she says a lot of people. I hate how she's like, I don't know what drives me nuts. It's like everybody's best friend kind of thing. But then you know, she treats service like that to make you think, like you're saying, it's performative, right? To make you think she treats service like that to make you think like you're saying is performative right to make you think

She's nice to service but we know from her personal records that have been released that she is the worst fucking tip Or ever because Ronald Richards that lawyer got a hold of those credit card bills because there was like $14 million charged on to these amics bills allegedly don't sue me and Got this but I hate that pencil don't work. This is for the iPad. I'm trying to doodle on paper. So anyway, he got her records and it shows her Uber tips and she'll take like a $50 ride and leave like a dollar. So she's a shitty tipper.

We know that from her record. So this makes it all worse when she walks in there and I'm like, hi, how am I? Baby, I'm a fire. You're a liar. It's a shut up a fire. You're gonna leave a dollar for this poor lady. Four fireworks. So they have a table at this restaurant. They sit down and Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma. And then Kyle comes in and she has a new Airman's bag. So when I was like, she's pretty. What do we call her?

Do we name her? Do we name her? Yeah, Rina had something on her Instagram like, I just have all, having all of these ultimate personalities. These ladies just copied each other all the time. I'm talking about her wigs, of course. Yeah. Like Eric has ultimate personalities.

And now Kyle's, I guess, her hers. So Kyle has this big old purse, and Dreet has like a little Louis purse. And so the waitress sees Kyle's big purse, and she's like, oh, wow, okay. So she brings a new chair for Kyle to put her purse down on, which, of course Piss off to read right yeah

Kyle's purse was worth 22,000 dollars whereas Doritos is only worth 48 hundred dollars So she she's feeling very upset. I think she's like you know that Kyle's is like five times as more expensive and she's Like boys the waitress pulled over a chair for her purse But not for mine. I think did you notice how she props a chair she pulled it away from me back on TV put my purse on there it's like bullying it's like bullying the jobs little jobs by the waitress little jobs jobs it's like as Gossela waitress and then the other thing is that we have pointed out that Rina is incapable of ordering a drink on her own. She always has to copy whoever says something before her.

So the waitress is like saying that they have these tequila drinks and there's one called Dr. Jake and Mr. Purple. And we're going to get her to check. Get it! Get it then. Get the Dr. Jake and Mr. Purple. And then but then Doreet is like, I think I have a great goose Clebsoda in the short glass of three lemons. And it goes, two of those, please two, two. This is where she changes her memory

because she's ordering the Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Purple. So she's like, so we'll take two, no three, no two, no three. So then they all get this Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Purple, which, you know, now it's not the time to really come after, yeah, but they got three Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Purple. I know, I thought that they got, Kyle got three Dr. Jekyll and Mr. I know I thought that they got Kyle got the Dr. Jekyll and then Doreet and Erica and Rina all got the tequila with the lemon. I don't know, but I'll tell you what was in that what was in Doreet's drink with the lemon. Carcassine. I don't know and Doreet. I don't know if Doreet decided to change her

whole like personality this year, but she's like, I'm one of the people now, and I will leave the carcass in my drink. Okay? There was no carcassat. When she ordered. Okay. Wait, what? The carcassin mean the lemon rind or something?

Or something? Yeah, I don't know if you remember at the first, the crack me up the first time she did that. Oh my god. I forgot. I'm like a vodka with some soda and some ice and some lamb. Caucasat. I forgot about that. I'm like, she gets so violent when she orders her dress.

I just felt like my interpretation of the scene was that Rina, the waitress was like, you want this one? She was like, yes. And then she's like, how about this one? Yes. Like whatever cocktail was like, you want this one? She was like, yes, and then Dreece, like, how about this one? Yes, like whatever cocktail was named last. It's like, do you want some of the water that we found in an old tire?

Yes, what are those? Good. I know I was waiting for hot. You got hot, Tari. You got hot, Tari. You got hot, Tari. I know me too. So Kyle's like, well, you know guys,

we don't need to name my purses. They don't have names like your wigs goldie locks I'm like, well, that's that figure is that bitch stole too. Yeah, so then Eric is like, oh, you know these ladies She's telling us these ladies are so fun. It's a playful. That's why I love them. This year's I like Erica talking about how she loves how playful and fun these women are as if like that's Erica's natural state Like we've seen nothing over the past six years six or seven years that indicates that Erica's Normal vibe is just playful and fun and not so serious all the time Yeah, and the playful thing is funny too because you know Kyle's not gonna let this be playful and fun even though

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I don't know what was going on, but Kyle had some sort of like strobe light under her cocktail. And I feel like it was some effect that was added in like she actually came with her own strobe like to feel like the paparazzi were taking photos of her or something. I don't know what it was but I was like someone at this table is going to be severely impacted by that strobe.

So after they have a two excited cheers, Kyle's like so how is everybody looking basically in Erica America's like okay fine I find, I find, this day's around control, this day's where I want to find everyone in the street. I mean, at what point do I get to punch back? Yeah, and so you've done enough, you have done enough, your family has done enough, ma'am. You're not in the punching back position. Yeah, okay. Well, let's first, like, that's first deal,

let's let the, let's let the big domes do a punching back first, okay? So Kyle, of course, is now, now says, well, are you in a good place with Sutton and Erica's like, well, I'm in a good place with myself and that's what's most important. So, uh, that is how Kyle's like, here. So Kyle's like, let me destroy that. Yeah, Kyle's like, well, I talked to her, she said that she still feels how she feels. I mean, she still feels like you're not being honest about the car accident.

Just fully, like whatever like this tenuous pieces between the two of them, she just comes in and just shatters it. Yeah. Cause like, fuck that bitch. My story is, dude, it will always be the same and it will never change change Tom had an accident and he

Will under film it's a film it's a To it all right, so it's It was her B of two syllables Love bug using a love bug. Yes, that's right So they're trying to help her My story will never change line line line from a story it was a cold and snowy night. Yes cold and snowy night You had me at hello. Yes, yeah, the human brain life

Renee Zalwega was in the passenger seat that was the affair. Yes, of course Bonnie Hunt calling Renee Zalwega at that moment They never would have driven off the road. He never would have found out. So Eric is like, oh yeah, you know, I didn't see her here for a moment. I was, that's right, Doreen. And my son helped me look for him.

I revealed that, LeCat, you guys remember that, right, right, you remember that part, right? And they're like, no. No. And then they showed the clip of her not mentioning the son at all when she talked about it. Because, and he was like, well, he couldn't, he couldn't tell me what he was, but like he was, he was off duty.

So he helped me find him even though he was actually on duty. And I think we all, I did mention, of course, that shock of con was involved in the search efforts, right? I mentioned that right. So, Kyle's like, um, actually, no, I don't think you did say any of that and so of course to us Kyle's like why I just these little bits and pieces Erica. This was very confusing and Erica's like well You're gonna call me a lion bitch. You want to get sucked in the fucking mouth?

I'm like you've literally lied about where you stand with the sun already in this episode, you know? So um cause like well, I just got caught lying right now in the same sentence. Never lie Yeah, exactly so Kyle's like I'm gonna say something and I don't want you to get mad Okay, like I'm I'm not gonna get mad. What what about me yelling at you? I'm not gonna get mad. What about me yelling at you? Bitch, do you wanna get sucked, sucked in the fucking mouth? In the case that I would never get mad at anything, right?

I'm a happy person. We'll have four more cocktails, four of the number four. Three, four, six, nine, 12, 15. I don't even know what I'm doing anymore, but let's fuck that. Someone's in off the TV, someone's in off the lottery, okay, it's dropping in a mat.

So, girls, your Instagram posts and your comments, I just, I don't think it looks good in the quarter public opinion. And Eric starts laughing. He's like, come on, Kyle. I don't even do I troll the trolls. I show a dude. You know, I even went to the trolls movie. And I said, sit down, Kelly Clark.

Sit down, you rascal. You're not mad. You want to get soft into fights? went to the trolls movie and I said sit down, Kelly Client, Sydney Ross, can't you get up, man, she wanna get soft into fights? And then I threw a hot dog at the screen, you know, it was great. So, so we're gonna say, well, I've got to do some trouble trolling the trolls I have, I have.

And then Rina tells us, it's very tricky when you go political. I've gone into trouble over QVC over saying things, and there's a consequence to it. So I'm worried about that for Erica But of course she doesn't say anything in this moment and of course also somehow This gets away from Kyle's point because Kyle does not hammer at home like she does with other things and so we're you know Rina goes, you know what first most trouble is I got in That felt good that felt good, that felt good. So sort of just letting her, it's not that it's letting Eric off the hook.

It's like, Kyle's put busy saying like, you have to start thinking about your public image a little bit more and Rina is busy saying, no, you don't have to worry about that. Like, she's sort of coddling her, like, doesn't want her to feel bad about the post that she's putting up there. Right. So, Eric is like, bam, if you did, man, if you know. So then, uh, Rene is like, fuck it. And they just crack up on cheers.

So that advice didn't go over very well. So then we go over to Garsell with her glam squad. Robert. Robert. And not spelled like the French way, not like Robert and French. It's literally our OB-A., not like Robert and French. It's literally our OB, it's really Robert. Robert. So she is talking about the date that she went on and we see a clip of it and it's like a parking lot

tailgating date. And he is just the cheesiest guy. It's like a total cheese ball. It's kind of like when Pontiac went out of business and you wonder what happened to all the Pontiac salesmen. Here they are. Like on a tailgating day with Garsell. And he's uncomfortable because the date starts off in the trunk space. He's like, oh God.

He's got here so fast. So it's really awkward and Garsell's basically like, his pictures are this shirtless guy with abs and then a punny act dealer shows up. So fuck this, I'm not even doing online anymore. Yeah. So that's our storyline summed up for years. So I tried on Vindating one time and then I quit.

See in season three. Yeah, we need to do more for Garsell. I feel like this was not, this was not great. So, um, then, uh, we go to Crystal, who's in glam, and Rob walks in, and she likes his shoes, and she's like, ooh, who are you wearing? Who are they? He's like, it's Fred and George.

It's sort of like trying out some new concepts for the shoe king. I think it's, I think Disney's gonna love it. Okay, it's about a shoe that lifts up another shoe, and then that first shoe gets killed it's, I think Disney's gonna love it. Okay, it's about a shoe that lifts up another shoe and then that first shoe gets killed. Okay, I think people are gonna love it. Yeah, and she's like, but who are they by? He's like, Alexander McQueen. He's like, Alexander and McQueen. Yeah, it really get any of that. But then, yeah. So then, uh, Erica's getting a lot of hair put on, and poor Erica can't even afford hair that matches her current hair or however You do it like you can't afford the attachments that are the same color as you're now probably washed in dye or whatever the hell

She's using so she's wearing one One color is a clip on and then the rest hanging down. It's just it's just so sad and Ritt is also in glam and she has a wig that's sort of like a bob. And she's like, why do we name her? Why do we name her? And so her hair guys like, well, why do we name it Uma? Because it kind of looks like Uma in Pulp Fiction and then it's like also the going to the kill How fabulous! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! They just cut away from her. I've been asking for air like a fish left on a boat, you know, just like caught and left on the floor of the boat. Flopping around.

So then Crystal FaceTime set in for some reason and they complement each other's clothes of course and So I'm like, well, I felt like when we were leaving Dale Marr, we were in a good place and Crystal's like, yeah, you know It's just like it's always been hard with us, but I just wanted you to know I had a good time with you that time Like if you were a cake, you were definitely passable on that trip Yeah, you were definitely you were definitely a properly made cake, not some amateur coconut bullshit children. You better think hard next time you make a cake for mommy. That was a passable cake.

I would have fed that cake to the staff. So that's where we stand. So then let's go to the year of the ox party. Yeah. Um, so everyone's arriving. Crystal is in the famous golden dress. It is gorgeous, absolutely gorgeous. And people are there. So Crystal's mom shows up with her boyfriend Marshall, who's so adorable. And she loves Marshall. And she loves Marshall. Kathy shows up with, Kathy shows up with old last queen Elliott Mintz.

And look at the sequin jackets from Amazon girl. I love some Elliott Mintz. Now we find out that Elliott was the one who Renegot stuck with when everybody got up at Duret's house and went to the bathroom together which led to the famous. Where people doing coke in your bathroom? Where they? This is a serious question so I'm just gonna do this once. Where people doing coke in your bathroom. Buh! You know what I always think about with Elliot Mintz, actually even beyond the coke in the bathroom moment.

There was some time in the Outs, I think it was. When Paris was in some sort of scandal or whatever, or something was going on. And I think it was at a club. And so he showed up because I think he's in publicity. And he had gone to some very bad spray tanning place and he was literally orange in this photo. I don't know if you remember that photo,

do you remember that photo of Elliot Mince being orange? I will pull it up. Nobody still looks like that. I mean, he really does. Like, he looks like if you ate him, he'd be good for your digestive system. You know what I mean? So, Kathy is like, this is my friend, Elliott.

Who is funnier than anyone you've ever met? Cut to Elliott. Kathy goes, Elliott, I love your jacket. And he goes, I call it Cabinay. Cause it looks like Cabinay. And Rob's like, oh, really? Cause I call it Bordeaux. Foyled!

My Cabinay joke. Foyled, my cabinet joke was foiled. But fuck, you never gonna wake up this town again, Lion King. All right, Ronnie, I'm gonna send you right now. This Elliott Mansphoto. This is what I always think of with him. I just texted it to you. And oh my God. Yeah, this is, this is something.

And this is during the show people, because it's crap and so on to man. This is something. This is something that's going to show people next, it's crap and it's on demand. So yeah, I'll show you. Okay, Ryan's here. It was an H E I C. I hate that they're changing all these internet pictures. Like, what is H E I C?

I mean, that is they're starting to do, they're starting to do web P like that. So they're new things so you can't just use it in Photoshop. I can still screenshot it and then use it in Photoshop. Yeah, dumb asses. But congratulations on coming up with a whole new fucking file system that I, whatever, people make me crazy. Okay, here he is, guys, that was all just a little fun

so we can get to this picture. Well, the thing is this, is that like these days, it's not so crazy to see, I mean, it is crazy, but we see people like that on TV all the time. I mean, people like voluntarily make their faces just like neon yellow and they think it looks like okay. And, but at that time, like he was a real pioneer for like a, for this kind of bronzer.

No, this is crazy. I mean, he looks like the first gay president. He literally looks like a jack-a-lantern. No, this is crazy. I mean, he looks like the first gay president. He literally looks like a jackal lantern. So, a few elements. Okay. So, let's see. His, his Cabernet joke gets screwed by Rob. So, I just can't wait to see how Elliott tries

to take down Rob in the future, put a pin in that one. And then Kathy tells us, you have to bring a fun dinner date because then you're adding something. It's not just someone sitting there with a long face just looking at their watch. And then I think there was a little bit of shade by the producers because after Kathy does this whole thing about how you have to bring a fun dinner date because you add something, it costs a Rina walking in alone. And she, hi Elliott, how are you? How are you?

And Elliot goes, ooh, when can we get some more sequences, which I think he meant sequence? And then we see a flashback to that famous party, et cetera. And then my favorite person of the episode, the candy sculptor, there was a guy making animals out of sugar and you know, just gotta say, let's see, crystals kids do just got to say let's see crystals kids do that huh let's see them do that right.

So like well my kids did cut me some candy but it sucked so sent my kids away for the week and hired a candy maker. Well they made a beautiful candy sculpture but they also got third-degree burns and I'm like listen until you can do it without burning yourself you're really not acceptable to me until you can learn how to do this professionally, get the fuck out of my kitchen, about that. So Kathy, Kathy's like,

well, I want a piece of that candy, but I'm not sure what I am. It's like, what am I in the Chinese zodiac or whatever? And Crystal goes, oh, you're a pig. Rina, you're a rabbit. I was like, jeez, out of context, that would be very rude, man. This someone turned to me and was just like, you're a rabbit. I was like, jeez, out of context, that would be very rude, man. This someone turned to me and was just like, you're a pig.

I'm just like, Rina, you could be the rabbit. I was surprised I didn't use that in the trailer. You're a pig. They would. Don't bother with that. Don't, don't. You're like, and Rina is a rabbit, which I'm a rabbit as well.

Are you? So look at that. I don't know what I am. I'm a December, December baby. So does that make me a, I don't know what I'm responsible for. What's my the farm heap of Chinese out. I sort of thought you'd have like a little chart. So I learned my bunny off the Chinese food restaurant when I was a little kid and I never forgot it. So I can always say, like, whenever it's appropriate, I'd just say, you're of the bunny.

I'm going to try to look it up because people are going to message me all week if I don't look up my Zodiac sign. It's too hard to look up, so I guess I'll just receive that answer. So Rina thinks it's funny that she's a bunny because she gave back the bunny to Kim. Another season she was acting on a cat a total victim where she was the monster. I think it's funny. And then we got a clip of just one tear coming down her eye. And then there's a snake. And Kathy's like, who should we give that to?

Can we get a few of those, please? Then Garsell comes up to Rina. And she's like, wow, Rina Rina look at you I didn't even recognize you when it goes and she's like well this is a look and she's like it don't say it she's cuz you look so good so good and then Garcell tells us it's not my favorite but what are you gonna say to someone I mean hi like hi, like you gotta say it, hi, okay, you look great. You look wonderful, really wonderful.

I'm just gonna respond to Rina the same way everyone's responded me since coming to America. Part two came out. You were in a film. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yes, I had all of one line. So, so now Mauricio and Kyle show up, lots of hugs and kisses. And Rob is like, well, you probably thought 2020 was over, right? And Mauricio goes, well, as far as I'm concerned, I'll keep celebrating New Year's for another six months, you know what I'm saying?

Because I really love New Year's and it's a great time to have a celebration and you know like there's a lot of things going on a lot of fun times and like you can celebrate this, we fireworks, you have champagne, you have to come on, you know it's like time for like renewal and expression and I'm just happy to have a New Year to be alive. Upsetting. Okay. So then to Rit sees Elliot Mints and she's like, oh, I'm gonna be sure to make new trips to the bathroom tonight. All right. Kirk, accuser. By the way, I believe I'm horse. My zodiac sign is horse.

Thank you very much So yeah Dorita's like very she looks like sort of like 1940s, right? She's on red. She's got like a white sort of stole or whatever So it doesn't matter Garsell pulls ran it to the side and while she's pulling ran it to the side Kyle Kyle is talking to Kathy and she goes well, I called I called crystal and asked if I should wear any colors And she said just don't wear white because it means death in Kathy's sitting there Kyle is talking to Kathy and she goes, well, I called Crystal and asked if I should wear any colors. And she said, just don't wear white because it means death in Kathy is sitting there and she goes, oh, I thought you said death because I have hearing problems. I thought he said death. And then I

just assumed you'd be talking about Halloween again. So I kind of zoned out. And it was funny because Kathy is wearing white. She's wearing like white and pink or something. So then, um, Garsell is talking about how busy she is and stuff and she's like, oh, I did a press junk up for coming to America, then I did three shows today, you know, busy life. From when it's like, that is insane. Be careful what you wish for. Be careful what you wish for you to smack at it be careful what you wish for three four What the fuck is going on with this lady and it's pretty evident to me that Rina hates Garsell right like this is not her usual enthusiasm It was like her fake enthusiasm. I mean she already has a lot of fake enthusiasm, but this looked like

She was like I don't know what to say to Garsell right now So I'm just gonna sing a song that I'm gonna make up on the spot, right? So well it's a season finale. So everybody's like, oh god, here we go You know, yeah, anybody talks to you in the season finale or go you're like this bitch is trying to start a fight with me right now Like oh now I have to fight with Garsell come on. I've already used my sauce storyline Where am I supposed to go from sauce? So Garosell asked, how does Rina think, how does she feel about where they stand, et cetera? I just, I feel nice with us.

I feel like we walked a long road of some of us drove a long road to deliver some sauce. And I feel like it was a very, very long road with no text at the end to say thank you for driving that long road with sauce. Long road, long road without self service apparently. I'm so, she's like, I think we've progressed, right? And then we get a clip of their year,

which it was really trying hard to make some drama where there really wasn't any. So, Rinna is like, you know, I've just tried because I think that together were really fun. We're really fun. Look at this. Look how we're together right now. Look what I'm doing. I came up with a song. So fun. We're so fun together. Oh god, I better get lost in the sauce, which is a reference to me. The finger dancing is the finger dancing for me. I just died. Okay. So she's like, well, I think you should call Denise, which I think all of us at this point,

we're like, oh, come on. She's gone. I don't know. I actually did not feel that way. I felt like I felt like it was a, I feel like all of them did have friendships before the show. And I thought it was a, I thought it was like a, I was not, I did not think it was like a crazy ask.

And Rina just tilts her head like, huh. Which is her way of saying, you fucking bitch, I can't believe you bring up Denise in my face on the season finale, right? And she just looks at her like I'm gonna give you the same answer you gave to Harry sauce man Matt no response

Harry Hamlin, I believe you meant not Harry style. I was gonna like the idea that car so I say Harry style Yeah, I like the idea that that car so I'll give Harry style to cold shoulder No, it's a Harry sauce. Oh, Harry sauce. Oh, Harry sauce. I heard Harry Styles. That makes a lot more sense, Ronnie. But she does love Harry Styles. So there you go. It all comes together. And you know what? Rina loves Harry Styles. Yeah. So then

Rina's like whatever. She's like, you know, you know my thing, it's all about timing, which is hilarious because Rina will like come to your baby, Sharon, be like, hey, do you remember that time you blew that preacher in Mexico? Ha, ha, ha, ha, she's the worst with timing ever, you know. So she's like, I just love good timing, okay?

And I'm not someone who holds grudges. You were the, You were not the victim, ma'am, in that whole thing. So, Rina, who sort of was one of the loud voices that sent Denise packing because they were really mad that she may or may not have had some sort of relationship with Brandy Glendale and they just really hammered on that point. Says, my relationship with Denise is my business and no one's gonna tell me what to do and I'll do whatever I want. I feel like doing it because when it feels organic

and natural, that's what I'll do. So I'm like, I'm sort of sensing a double standard here about like her relationship being her own business versus Denise's relationship with with Randy being her business. Oh, right. So basically, Guy sells just like, well, I'd like to see more action in less talk. So then Erica shows up and she looks like a scab.

Okay, she's dressed like a scab. I don't care how expensive the dress is. She looks like a dried ass gap. Yeah, blood clot, if you will, to reference big business. Since that we come dressed to the office, you look like a blood clot, if you will, to reference big business. So that we come dressed to the office, you look like a blood clot. And so Kyle, she and Kyle have a very similar hairstyle. So Kyle's like, oh my God,

I need a photo, why did a photo where I got? So she just like runs up and they like take photos and everything. And then next up is Sutton, who's like, Muff, she's in her car. And she's like, Muff is killing me. And her boyfriend Michael literally, I'm not even sure he even knows who son is. I always find it strange when they interact because I feel like he is just there for the ride, you know?

Yeah, he's just like someone's dad. You know, it's like if you're at a soccer game or something and drop the kids off and like someone's dad needs a ride. You know like, hey, do you need a ride? You're someone's dad, I'll give you a ride and they're just sitting in the car like kind of looking out the window like a dad.

That he is. It's very or is, it's like that definitely gives the energy of like an Uber pool situation. Like he is just a stranger that wound up in your Uber because you decide to do Uber pool, right? And so you're just making a conversation with him. But he's kind of perfect for Sutton because Sutton's like, my boot, I mean, it's helping a little bit because there is a pool of blood at the

foot of this boot. And he's like, there is not a pool of blood at the foot of your boot, okay? So she tells us that she's letting go of Erica threatening me, but what I'm not ready to let go is, I'm not ready to let go of what I've read and what I know, I'm like Tom Pitti. I want back down. Very specific reference. So, um, so she comes in and like, as soon she walks in, Erica goes, oh, I love candy. And she just like heads off to the skit, if the candy is sculptor. I have four candies please, four! How you doing, baby?

Yeah, and Garcels like, well, I thought Eric and Sutton were doing great, but that was a high buy for sure. And then we go to dinner, it's time for dinner. So Ellie, it's like, oh oh Kathy why do you see this room? I call it Cabernet because it's just so random gorgeous. I call it Bordeaux Shut up Lion King. You know what I was up like the brawls and they're run onto direct the Lion King too. It'll use still at Rob. So then there's some drums and everything. There's some instruments.

And of course, Marisa goes just like banging on them and banging on, I felt like oddly disrespectful to me and annoying. And then PK is seated next to Eric. He's like, Eric, I always sit me next to you. Just, you know why? Because we always get in the trouble. Hello, you baby.

Hello, you baby. Stop doing that. I want you, baby. I hate that. I want you, baby. I hate that. They sat you next to her because you're supposed to start a fight with her and confront her

about all the shit you said behind her back. PK. That is what you're supposed to do. But everybody showed up to the season finale, not feeling like doing their jobs. OK, PK. We're not invited to eat a goddamn dumpling, sir. Well, also it just shows how fake they all are, right?

I mean, PK, really, I mean, he was like the truth, the truth teller for the past few episodes. And he has lead into, lead into Erica. And then sitting here, he's like, oh, the bravery you've had, it's all on your shoulders, which look beautiful by the way. What sort of moisturizer do you use? Because they're just absolutely sensational.

You are the epitome of innocence. Honour among thieves. So then Rob stands up to give his speech, and he basically just like holds up a dumpling. He's like, Rob, Rob, wrong, wrong, wrong event, Rob. Okay. He really can't let go of that success. He's like, well, everyone, I want to welcome you all. Here is my glass of wine. And here's a glass of wine that my children poured.

Fortunately, they got some drops on the side of the glass. So we're just going to throw it, hold on, let me just throw it in their faces, put in my wife's instructions. There you go, kids. All right. So he says, true friend doesn't make your problems disappear. A true friend doesn't disappear when the problems come. Okay. And Eric is like, I couldn't imagine.

I mean, the bad one. So, Crystal says, I just want to say how grateful I am for all of you guys. I know that sometimes I'm quiet, but my heart cannot be more open than tonight, except for my children's cakes. I mean, they're really awful. I don't even know why they even bother. So, I just want to, I'm just glad that I could share my culture and my family just not the cakes my family produces.

Thank you so much. So she's like happy new year of the ox and kawagas. Happy new year. This is a weird board drone. Happy new year. No, my niece, Parasena and I only do we look alike. We sort of sound alike too, we're best like vocal twins.

So, Crystal's like, now everybody, you have an envelope with some money in it, and when the animal comes, feed it. America just jumps on the floor and starts barking. Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff. And Kyle goes, what animal? What animal, Kyle is so excited to get like money in space. She's like, Who where? I've already put five bills in Erica's mouth. Are there any other animals? Any run? Kyle, your animal is running around the freeway like usual. So get back in here!

Kyle can control any animal in your box. Storm. Storm somehow like runs into the restaurant like, oh, that leaves the door open again. So somehow, like, runs into the restaurant. Like, oh, did I leave the door open again? So the dragons come out and Kyle, of course, freaks out. Like, does a faux freak out, because that's what Kyle does. Like, that's Kyle's personality, you know? My favorite part about the dragons. First of all, I love the dragons.

It's just so cool. And then my favorite part was at one point, the sort of doing the whole thing, going up and down and everything and around the table. And then there's the table is sort of doing the whole thing, going up and down and everything and around the table. And then the table is in this sunken area, and the dragon winds up in this more elevated area where the instruments are, and then it has a little banner that just says, best wishes to all.

And I was like, that is the sweetest dragon. That's like a little banner that says, best wishes to all. And I think there was some spacing issues, how they were sat, and all the cameras, because the dragons were coming out, and it, it's like multiple people under this thing. And so it usually does like a wave if you guys have ever been to Chinese New Year, it's really fucking cool if you have it and you should go. And so it does this wave thing, but it didn't have the room.

So the back of it, the back of it was like stuck up against this post. And so still just pumping. And I was like, oh my God, the dragon is scratching his butt on the post. It's like a real little pet. I love the dragon. I want the dragon to be a cast member. So, um, Mauricio, so the dragons are dancing and the drums are going, Mauricio just closes his eyes and throws his head back like yeah Club you fucking weirdo Make a train on my face. Yeah, so high in so high in that moment

So fun fact the one of the people controlling the dragon was Dana Dana. Well, key. No, so I don't know I just had a vision of Dana.keeping. I'd be like, guys, I'm still on the show. So, so, after words, Kyle's like, oh, I thought something fell from the ceiling and broke it. I knew he had an ortec. Did you guys see me? Did you see me? I was freaking out, guys. Did you see me? Yes, Kyle. Did you see that expression of terror? Was something I learned on the set of Halloween. Thank you. Thank you. I'd like to dedicate that moment

to Jamie Lee Curtis. So, hey, sudden, how's your house coming along? You still stuck in my house because you are a renter and you owe me $30,000 this month on a sudden? And Garth says like, she wants you out, Garth says, no I don't. Garth says like, I'm kidding out. Garsell's like, no I don't. Garsell's like, I'm kidding Kyle. I'm just kidding.

So, um, Karles's like, oh my God, she's been saying six weeks for six months. And so then it moves to, like, is there something that you say traditionally on New Year's? And Chris was like, well, you prep for New Year's first of all by cleaning your home, you get your haircut, you don't swear, and the America's like, I think everyone's like, oh, Eric, I'm just, well, I'm a bad Catholic.

I mean, what do you want me to say? Fuck everybody. Wow, look at me. I'm crazy. I'm a crazy rock and roll pop style. It says, fuck you to everything. Remember when Madonna went on David Letterman 30 years ago? That's what I am everyone.

How about talk about how I like to pay on my feet in the shower? That's a stolen Erica. All right there, it's a fucking man. So crystals like, but on the day, you don't want to actually like sweep or take out the trash. And Kyle goes, no sweeping. Kyle Sutton, that's not metaphorical for you,

okay, about you sweeping things under the rug, set, talk about sweeping things under the rug, sweeping the Erica, because you talked about Erica, Kyle. You know, you are worse than Vanderpump ever was and at least she had some fucking subtlety about it You know, I mean she may have left a fingerprint or like some trace DNA on some shit But you're just like holding up like a sign so you don't have to do anything Yeah, add to Sun's like well, I don't think I do sweet things under the rug Which is actually a lie like Sun is clearly a rug sweeper person so

She's like I'm gonna kill you all one day. Erica, though, I do think that if we're going to talk about sweeping under the rug and starting the new year off, right, if we can both find a place to do that before the blood and my foot pulls up too badly, I would be very happy and I don't want to sweep under the rug or keep on anything under the rug because first of all, the rug that cows house are not very nice, okay? Second of all, I'm a germaphob so I don't want any ill-will

between us going into this Chinese New Year. So anyway, now it's time for you to reply in a very polite way that indicates that you'd also be interested in moving forward. The floor is yours. So it's just complete silence, Erica's doing her thing where she's just like you know making soap opera faces and it's a long silence and then Elliot's like I didn't hear what she said. Yeah, it's like I'll tell you later Elliot. Hold on the show is still going on. Why was everyone so quiet? Because we're waiting for you to say something back.

I've got nothing to say, nothing at all. And Erica tells us, I don't name the apology from someone who's ready to condemn me. So then it cuts back to real life and settings like, I mean it, from the heart. And Erica's like, that means nothing. So basically, no one's coming to work today. Everyone just gets for dumplings.

There will be no finale fight. And this is kind of the problem of just pinning all of your drama on the season on two people. Like, if they don't feel like working that day. Kyle, what the fuck are you doing? Why are you here? By the way, I just want to say that in general, I think showing up just for dumplings

is totally acceptable in life. Like, I will- Not on that house, wife, so. Well, if someone said you get your dumpling after you create the drama, that would have been the smarter way to proceed. Like the producers should have been like, not with the USB.

Well, on these the dumplings, but first you have to fight, okay? And then you get your dumpling. Yeah. Because I will literally do anything for a dumpling. Like, I am, like, you could literally manipulate me to do anything, as long as you say, at the end there's gonna be a lovely little dumpling. Like, done could literally manipulate me to do anything, as long as you say at the end,

there's a real lovely little dumpling. Like done, tell me what to do. So Sutton's still trying to make this work because Eric is giving her nothing. So she's like, well, I speak for all of us. I'm sure when I say that we all want to see you come out of this shining bright. Mm, lash on.

I know that that's the lyrics of the song, but I don't want to push you too much because I know that's gonna probably be a struggle for a while, but we do want you to come out signing silver. Maybe shining some silver. Micah, okay. So then, yeah, and then we're just like, well, I agree with that. What are we actually talking about? I just woke up, actually. I just know when I wake up, I should always say I agree with that. Anyone? Well, that said, thank you.

And then he's like, well, I think what she's saying is she just needs a minute. And he keeps like, she needs a bowl of an a minute bag. She needs a dollar a minute for 25 million minutes alright that's what she means. Sutton tells us why am I so hard with this woman and what do all these women see in her I was like thank you for finally asking the question that's been on all of our minds so um then Kyle tells us you know I understand that you've been through a lot Erica but you still have to apologize to people.

So I'm just trying to make peace and move forward. And now Erica has to do her part. Well, calm, maybe Sutton wouldn't have to work so hard if you didn't just like fan the flames earlier this episode. I also just say this, everything. I also just say this Erica. Kyle explodes everything and then she's like, come on. Why isn't this working?

You know, she gets all upset. So then they move to the bar and they're like, okay, well that's that. So still the season finale. So now let's try some other stuff. Let's just leave PK sitting with Erica. Surely something will come of this. Right.

So he's like, that was epically uncomfortable. The silence. And she's like, I got bigger fish to fry. And he's like, well, they're all fish, aren't they? So I don't know what that was. Is that what he said? Will you be saving Tartus sauce with that because I'm not being interested? So whatever fish you fry, just don't let Kyle fry it.

Please. Yes. Just as long as Kyle keeps his life in the oven. So he's being like all, he's like, he's being all nice and nice. He's like, that is typically uncomfortable all nice and nice. He's like that, exemplically uncomfortable genius genius. He's like kissing her ass, you know. Yeah. So then Sutton and Kyle go to the bathroom and Kyle's really trying to make this work. She's like the captain of the softball team, you know, a break. She's like Kyle Sutton says, well,

I talked to her and she said nothing. She's like, well, that's weird because in Domara, I thought you were okay. So weird. I don't know why she's mad now, isn't that crazy? It's almost like she'd like one minute she's fine. Then she goes out to dinner with the three of us, and now all of a sudden, she's not finding it more. That's so weird. And that's why I was joking. That's why I was joking about CBN onto the rug.

Like TV's Blueprints of Practical Jokes, one of those guys, because like, you know, now she's not talking to you anymore. Like I was just making a joke, you know, being honest. But still trying to get Kyle to go out there or get Sutton to go out there and start a fight. So everybody's lining up or getting the desserts that are laid out and Erica's choosing coconut and then Sutton goes up to Rina and she's like, well, I have to talk to Erica. I guess because Kyle is making me talk to Erica.

So I guess I have to try again. And Rina's like, well. I'm not therapist I shouldn't be I Mean I forgot what we were talking about but guess what I love finger dancing Finger dance So Kathy goes up to Erica and says you know, I think that you and I are a lot alike You know we hold certain things back and I'm very sensitive And you know, we just casually sell things for 52 million dollars. Oh, is that not what you do?

Okay, it was nice talking to you. I Think we're alike. You're like the Poor version of me. You're like me without anything. You're basically like an unaccessorized me You're nothing like me. Why don't we just go to this other groups who can be around other people you're more similar to? Here's my cocktail napkin. Thank you for disposing of this for me. Thank you. The service has been wonderful tonight.

So you got to set me in Kyle. And Kyle's like, we were just having a conversation about you guys. And Eric is like, oh, what were you saying? I said, it goes that we need to talk. Don't, don't, don't. So we go to commercial and we're thinking here it is. Finally, the season finale.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Nothing. Yeah. Sounds like I would like to clarify some things that I said, you know, I'm not judgey-judgy. And the haircut says, well, it certainly came across that way. Well, I was at first. I was very judgey-judgy.

I mean, I almost had an afternoon TV show. I was very judgey-judgy. I mean, I almost have an afternoon TV show because I was so judgey-judgy. How the hell are you? How the hell are you? Do not right. Do not pee on my ankle and call it right. Okay, because there's actually a lot of blood down there as we have to keep the liquid separate. So Eric is like, well, I'm glad you said it because it's hot here. And I felt like you and I, because it's hard to hear, and I felt like you and I were friends, and you came to my home,

and we have connected on certain things, and I just, I needed more faith on who I was, and of course, who I was as a mystery, because I've only given you little crumbs here and there, but I needed you have faith in me. You know, it was hard to hear. What? It was hard to hear. I can't hear. Oh my God. It's because I'm wearing white

Could you translate for that? Like I'm just a Lion King mother fatter stole my joke Listen what I'm trying to say is oh before you get into that I will have a dire coke and not a waitress So basically whatever Erica's like listen, I just need a minute, you know, we'll get along later or whatever. And that's the end. Basically, we get all of their tag, they're little ending posts and they do it in a different format. We don't get like a shot of the lady like pausing with the side, you know, paragraphs. Now it's just over the screen, like movie credits, which is really weird. I don't know that I needed to change there.

I know. I do need to change. Ax Kyle, she's doing nothing. Okay. Kyle at this point is shit stirring, which I guess that that is a part of being a real housewife, but you also have to do something. She does not think.

What Kyle, her purpose is to even serve. She, her purpose is to enrage us Kyle does I'm very impressed because even though there's nothing left of this episode She still manages to work in the word honest like 45 more times because you know what if she's gonna be honest She needs to be feel safe and to be honest and then you can have an honest conversation Honestly, that's the only honest way to do it and the only honest path to go forward is to be honest and have an open honest, it's a guy. Stop talking about opening open and honest when you were the shadiest person on this show. But Kyle does at the very end because Kyle has probably been told, okay, Kyle, you've got to like say something

anti-erica here or you're going to get in deep shit with the audience, right? Because she goes in front of everybody. She goes, you know, I mean, come on, Erica, it's like I've said all along. I'm here to support my friend, not defend my friend because I don't know the whole story. I'm like, oh, Kyle, you slide. Not even slide. I mean, it's just like Kyle's version of slide, right?

Yeah, exactly. And then we just sort of see Erica holding court, just sort of saying like a lot of facile things like, you know, this life isn't full. Lamps, you know, you just have to put one foot in front of the other step by step day by day. Am I right, everyone? by day. Am I right, everyone? Well, you snout want not. All right, standing tall on the wings of the wind. Thank you for being my friends. I need time and time is money. So I need money. Anybody? Anybody? Anybody? We've been together for a million years. And

I bet we'll be together for a million more. Am I right? Am I right? What I right? What would you do, baby? Without love, what would you do, baby? So then Doreet who also did fucking nothing this whole season is like, I don't know if the strongest person on earth can even survive what you did, Erica! Erica! And Doreet's biging is that she's adding ready to wear to her wedding dress line and she's designing her own gown for the reunion. P.K. named it the reunion. Yeah, so it was a great season.

The finale was not absolutely amazing. Beverly Hills doesn't always give an amazing finale You know certain shows do certain things really well like Orange County normally has a good finale Orange County is you never know with Orange County these days like New York usually gives a good trip Orange County normally gives a good actually Orange County normally gives a good Reunion but Beverly Hills has its strengths, but I don't know if thealees are, like I don't know if there's a lot of super memorable Beverly Hills Finalees, but overall, it was really good to have a very fun Beverly Hills season again after some sort of like up and down seasons. So it was great, it was great season.

Yeah, fun times. And hey, there's still a month left, because next are the reunions. So we will be doing this through November everybody. It's crazy. Thanks everyone for listening and for watching. Everyone have a wonderful weekend. And we will be back. All we have a bonus episode still coming up this week. And we will be back on the main show.

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