Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Oktoberfestering

Episode Date: April 5, 2018

We're live in DC for a second night in a row, and this time we're talking RHOBH. The German adventure on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills continues. Kyle has an allergic reaction to a pony, Erika hosts a dinner party, and all the women get drunk at a biergarten. Plus, important hollandaise updates and the new RHONY taglines. Come join! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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A lot of pre-production for this show. Okay. Oh, okay. Did it do, did it do, did it do. Oh yeah, America. House of cards, Ben will be replacing that molester in office. Ben, you would be the best president on House of cards. I don't watch it, I'm not familiar. I'm more of a... That makes a more fun for me, though. Yeah.

You guys, thank you so much for coming to this DC show. You're amazing. You know, this show, we put this show on sale and it sold out in like three minutes. Yeah! Which man we had to do last night's show because there were so many people who wanted to come see us here in DC so that was super cool thank you guys very humble we appreciate it the stakes for this show tonight are higher than they've

ever been yes they really are because you know back in February we did a show in New York and my parents were there in March we did a show and Ronnie's family was there. I'm on told off like 17 people. She did. Tonight the stakes are super high because tonight my boyfriend's sister's here. So, higher in. So I can't mess up otherwise the gossip is going back to the family and like I gotta maintain

my reputation. Okay. So everyone laughs a lot. Make me look really, really good. How can you not laugh? It's our first Holocaust live show. Yeah. When we watched this show last night, it's like, are you fucking kidding me?

So excited. So excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited.

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I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. Huge, you know, thank you for coming because you guys have all made the ultimate sacrifice coming here tonight because You could be at home watching this season premiere of Real Housewives of New York We're so jealous our friend Annabelle Desisto of Adderall and compliments was invited to go to this fucking thing What? Yes, she's there right now. I was like, why? what's like my DC, the opening of her housewives of New York.

It's like a party with all the housewives and stuff. I am so excited. It's like who cares? We're talking about the Holocaust now. It's yellow. Oh my goodness. Also, thank you to everybody who supports us online. Well, I mean, obviously it's everybody's.

We are online. But last night, Facebook Live, I was, it was the first time I've been with like enough with this because, you know, the internet goes out and then I'm like, you deal with it. I'm just over here like doing nothing as usually. Ronnie called the police on my phone through Facebook Live at the last show. And then he comes. So there you go. What was the try? While we're talking about rules and regulations, DC. I'm just kidding. Honestly though, they, What was Detroit? While we're talking about rules and regulations, DC.

I'm just kidding. Honestly, though, they... Bloop. It's like, now I'm calling emergency services. What is the code that might ask hit? I don't know. I don't know. So last night we did it, and of course there was no sound for the whole thing.

You people are fucking maniacs, okay? People are listening to this show. We didn't know until this morning, obviously, but we were reading all these comments. People were like busting down the door of the improv. Yeah. Fixed it! They're like, they were calling him. Calling the improv.

They were like, we got a lot of calls about the Facebook Live. I went to show it, it was like, we're so sorry. We're like, about what? Like, if it's a Facebook Live, we got so many phone calls. We're like, it's okay, it's okay. So stupid. So thank you to everybody who supports us. And if it fucks up, it's my fault.

There, I take them. Yeah. And also also I do have a much, I've never looked this cute on Facebook live. This is the one thing you've been, I'm in charge of like weight cuter. Ronnie, you always look cute. Man. Oh. USA, USA. I'm Stasi, look. Just jling. It's like a pencil, but it's electrics. Yeah. So, uh... I think you're right, but I really did want to do this. No, it's very impressive.

Thank you. So, as we mentioned before, it is the season premiere of Real Houses of New York tonight, which were, like, so beyond excited for. And, um, yesterday, I think it was that they revealed the taglines, and we have not actually even looked at the taglines. Yeah, so we figured. I love that.

I feel like I'm on an infomercial. Like, I just showed you something that can like, dry a piece of paper in 30 seconds. And I was like, oh, yeah. Wait and see. Wait and see what Carol's tag line does for your skin. But we do it more. To you guys, thank you for being so sweet.

And I'm so sorry about my ass crack. Thank you, Adam. You're going to get a lot of it. Deal with it. Yeah. Oh, and we might as well just get this out of the way. It's all the straight guys. You got dragged here tonight.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And also to all the Faggy to Baritas who showed, we love you guys. Yes. We do. You're the only person I need to impress. I'm on in there. It's all happening.

So anyway, so we have not, this is for real. We have not read these taglines that came out yesterday Thank you. Yes. Me for emailing us a link because we decided we would just read them right now and discuss Analyze etc So now this one doesn't have the They just have that new thing that they made up a couple years ago They're like we're just gonna have the brand new housewives like who does who does that? You can't just change your opening, but they kept it. It's like boom. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Do you want to read the first tagline? Yes. In the marathon of life.

Lyle, he is everything. OK, Carol. Listen. Carol Ratzel. I have nothing in common with Carol. Until this tagline, because this bitch runs one marathon. And you're never going to hear the end of it. It's because she's going gonna talk about it's me.

Yeah, you know that that's me. I got out of bed. I've told so many people today. I got it from an app today. They're like, do you want a fucking prize? Yeah. The marathon, you know she's gonna be the person that for like half the season. It's like, I can't do that.

I'm training for the marathon. And then the next half is like, I can't do that. I just did a marathon. It's like enough, all right. It's the last good marathon of my life. I'm sorry. Didn't Carol come to the end of her four seasons or what did she say?

I fought for summer's last. I fought for summer's last. I fought for summer's last. You weren't that loyal to your couch which you re-oppostered. It's actually, I don't know, people like, oh, the couch. I like that she's basically just Starbucks points. She knows when she's expiring.

I better get this coffee. It's stupid. It's true though. I looked it up today. I was like, these expire. They do. They do. It's tragic. Like all housewives. So they expire. Why don't you do the second one also, because you do a much better impersonation than I do here. This is a very short line for Durinda. It's a very short line. Durinda.

Durinda, Durinda. I can't believe this. I have a feeling that they had to cut this in audio, like a post. Because this is short. I have a big heart. The little patient. The little patient. Little big.

My heart's like this. My patients like this. Like this. Clip heart. Clip heart. Clip heart. Yeah, my friends, we're ever far. We got a big offer, little patience,

but your people, my people, patience is a good. Have a score, and 20 Berkschens ago. Is the Santa Claus a Richard? Richard, I don't know what happened. Why am I bleeding? Yeah, me. Nice. All right.

It doesn't like ice. Like, don't get political, Durindo. OK. Do you imagine Durindo picking up immigrants? Come on, you're liars. It's going to be great. Listen, we got to show Durindo love because she retweeted us today, you know?

And then after Durindo retweeted us, Andy Cohen retweeted us. Venice had a very big day, you guys. It's huge. Thank you. I've been backstage watching Ben jump all around. I have. Well, one of our listeners was here tonight, Erin. She gave me a tour of the capital today.

And it was so cool. I got to go out on the Senate floor and I saw a desk that had candy in it. There was three musketeers because apparently it's normally always full of candy and then all the senators take candy out of it, but the only ones that were left over were three musketeers. So even at the highest ranks of our government, no one wants the three musketeers. That's my takeaway from how the government works. I would have gone if I had known the word Scandi. Yeah, I got a cookie too. I'm not going anywhere without food.

Is there a hot dog stand? I'm staying in bad, okay? Ronnie, wait, this is a true story. Ronnie was going to come on the tour. He gets to the Uber with a laptop. He gets to the Uber with a laptop, first of all. Like, what's he going to do? Blog the tour. So he gets in and he's like, all right, so cool. Like, we can do a bonus episode or something like that.

And then I'm like, what do you? I want to record a bonus episode on the toilet. Like, whenever we're doing anything, I'm like, let's record a bonus episode. So he thought we were going to get like breakfast or lunch or something. I was like, no, we're going on a tour then we're gonna get lunch. And he just like, stop the Uber.

And he got out in the middle of traffic, I'm like, I'm going to sleep. I was like, no. Who else in unfair tech situation? Cause I was like, I'm up. You know, because I never am. So I was like, I'm up. And he's like, okay, I'm hungry.

I want to get breakfast. And I said, okay, I'll meet you. And he's like, how about in an hour? And I was like, why does he need an hour to get ready for breakfast? But, okay, I mean, he looks cute whenever he shows up. So, whatever you're doing over there is working. So, the hour comes and we're going on a tour.

I was like, well, no, I meant like I was going to get breakfast and then I was going to meet you for the tour. Now I know. I like it a fuck. Anyway, back to the tag lines. So, the next tag line is by someone who I like it a fuck. Anyway, back to the taglines. So the next tagline is by someone who I like to call pop icon. Paneb is remote at singer.

Whoa, okay. That's what that was it right there. Whoa, okay. There she goes, age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Okay. Okay. She's show is Popeye cons. That's what? Did I? Did anyone see that clip? Remoto was like, you know, it's hard for me to believe it sometimes.

It's like, whoa, whoa. We've been on longer than Jerry's Seinfeld. I mean, I'm famous. People on the street are like, how's Avery? And I'm like, she's pretty good. We're just like girlfriends. And I'm like, I'm going to hang out with Shashana, who's one of the best friends.

Now my best friend. I'm like, that's how Avery is. I mean, we're like friends. We're like the friends on TV on the Netflix. I'm like, you are not like the friends. What are you talking about? Whoa, that's crazy. Reminds me of this one time when I was a little girl. I was like, I'm gonna accept an award for an Emmy

for being so famous. And then Geraldine Parsonsmith was like, no, you don't get an Emmy, you only get a daytime Emmy, and to this day, I'm still afraid of Pat Sejack, okay? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I call it Lisa Roode Row. What a rude girl. They always said life would turn out like this, okay? life would turn out like this, okay? I like it, man. What has it been your day, your month, or even your year? You can still be renewed.

You can still be renewed. Should be due. What does she do? Caduce. Caduce. Okay, I'll be there for you. The next one. I don't know what to look at.

I have so many screens. I'm like, why am I looking at that screen? I'm not doing anything on there. We're like at NASA. It's my face. It's my face. So the next one is from Tinzy Mortimer and she goes Wow a very hostile a very hostile Tinzy Mortimer room Remind me not to wear a baby. It's not that easy to get over. She's like, come on. Literally she says, come on.

Oh, my no. Come on. Why cook when I can order room service? It's a great question. I think this is the most controversial segment Yes! It's a great question. I think this is the most controversial segment we've ever done. I know. Tensley you have arrived. Who can wait for the Holocaust part?

So next is Morgan. I'm not just the last name. I'm a legacy. I'm like you are an IOU. Yeah. Is that what we're calling debt now, legacy? I'm a legacy capital one, so. I think we have a capital one. By the way, speaking of, I just paid the credit card, you know, when they're like, you can pay 40%. I'm like, finally. So this five year old computer is paid for, 40%, 60% off. 60% off. Don't tell me I never showed you how to get a bargain.

I'm putting my credit for life. I'll never own a house that I have a five year old MacBook. Yes. Yes. Do I do the next one? Should I do the next one? Should I do the next one? Um, oh, no, no sir, please. Okay, please.

Okay. Bethany Franco. It's great to be successful. But it's even better to be strong. Got it, the B strong. It's my chariot. Yes, that's right. That's right. She does shoot What's matter? What's going on? What's what's what's problem? Literally literally if I can't plug my products like I'm just gonna be right now like put me on the ground They're just like let me put my own product and let me let me let me like bleed out like I'm gonna cry my was up was up

My settle for Rico when you could be Puerto Rico Be strong What's up? My settle for Rico when you could be Puerto Rico. I mean, be strong. She's literally plugging be strong. And the thing that sucks is I think that's her charity. So it's like, oh, you can't like make fun of it. It holds her charity. Yeah. I don't know, there's so many bees.

It's like, yeah, be real. Be strong. Be, what is it? Be honest. Be honest. Be honest. Cheetah brand. Cheetah brand.

Be honest, Cheetah brand. Okay. I was just in his original child. Okay. Does that teach. Cheetah brand. Be on the cheetah brand. OK. I was just the original child. OK. Does that see a child ever see your mom driving across the kitchen floor? No. That's, that's too a bit Beyonce's face

at the club the other day. This is a rabid Bethany. I could imagine it, actually. Beyonce's like, whoa. And then I'll do the first half of this because I don't want to take your joy. This is the last tagline. So this is the primo spot. Now I suddenly see why you offered me Bethany. I was like why did he offer me Bethany? I asked you which one's last.

I asked you which one you wanted. The most interesting people make the best headlines. I'm gonna kill you all. I'm gonna kill each and every one of you. I am so excited to see Countess and friends with Ronnie. That's gonna be the best thing of all time. The Paduriko, the Lonely Island. That's my place. Get back off. Back off. Find your own poor people. I fell in love in San Pedro. No, be, be quiet That's my island, my island, mine Pitted Bethany, Singmadana I'm like a virgin, seriously? Like, seriously? Like what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, I don't know. Can I see? It's your Smanner. What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? Oh, yeah.

So for anyone who was here last night, we hacked into DJ James Kennedy's computer, and we found his word of- That's the red assertive Wiggy leaks. Yeah, Wiggy leaks. We found one of the tracks. He was working out as we played one last night, but we actually found another track tonight

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I'm just a normal girl. I wear a sleeping bag. So I'm just sleep wherever I am. I'm just... Oh, you know, I think that's the first time we've ever done Beverly Hills in front of a live audience, which means we can finally do... No. We just did dinner party from hell. Oh my god.

Did you get my mother's blackout? A current Beverly Hills show, because this means we can finally do Teddy's muppet arms. Oh. She has a move that I like to call the quiet symbol. Looks like she's playing symbols in a marching band but very quiet The trick is to just graze them We got the officially the stupidest podcast in America. Get a little symbol humor. And I love that in your version, she never even hits the symbols.

She's just like, I'm tidy. You know, I just don't like to make a lot of noise. It's just how I literally... There's other people in the marching band, so... She literally chooses the instrument that goes shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh and Vanerpuh decided to go shopping together, which, I mean, this just sounds like an imid. Like, you know, that's bloody hell. And it does, they, you know, they bash some poor guy in the store. They go to a department store called The Cod of a,

and I was actually very happy because I mentioned The Cod of a, like, five times coming up to it. I was like, they finally went to The Cod of a, which just made me happy, that's all I'm saying. But they go in there. You know what I heard? I'm smart, I'm smart, I'm smart, I'm smart, I'm really smart. I'm really smart smart smart Wow

I wrote kada we it sounds like Dari trying to order from a sushi menu Make this at home, you know, I Have a great recipe from a rock and kada we I have a great recipe from Moroccan Coddawi. Guys, so, um, speaking of Doree, when they walk into this department store, which is like, you know, like going to Sacks or something, and she's like, I woke up today with a renewed sense of adventure. I'm like, you walked across the street. And you're dressed like a Yeti. Oh, the good nut dress, that's the speaking to the doctor.

Oh! Uh-huh. Uh-huh. It's like you mixed your drugs, you fucking stupid. Fucking idiots. From now on, I won't be mixing Tammy Flew with Drameen and a voluntary epidural. What a tough pill to swallow. You're married to PK.

Shoot. You can take anything, it should be. She probably would marry pajamas. I've married PK's. It's been my dream. Have you ever since time was a girl. I call it Sleepy Beach. So we're across the street from a nava, okay? You remember that? She's like, I'm gonna name it Nova. And P.K.'s like, you know, we need something babe

that more poor people can understand, you know? Rich people are not gonna buy your clothes. So they're making it sound like they came to this place of decision. It's a juice bar across the street. That's why they have to change it. That's why they have to change it. Yeah, you know what I mean? That's why we have to change our name from Watch What Happens Live.

Yeah. People are monsters out there. Yeah, they are so litigious. So they get there and they found Bruce from Top Chef to be their personal shopper. It is literally Bruce, Bruce Coleman. He kept his name as Axel. And he's like, how late is? What was your life?

You guys, Bruce would have been so much better on Top Chef if he was this guy. This guy I can take. Yeah, this guy could actually move. Bruce was like, Bruce was basically me. He was like, oh, this is hard. I'm carrying a pot. Ah. Ah.

Ah. Ah. That's someone else would come carry it for him. He's like, thank you. Ah. Ah. Ah. This guy was very industrious.

They were just like calling them like, axel. Axel. Axel. Axel. Axel. Axel! Axel! Axel! Axel! Axel! Axel!

Axel! Axel? Axel? Axel? Axel? You're not based on a Axel? No. Axel.

Axel. Axel. Axel. Axel. I'll say the Axel get out of my body. Drop this instant. Seriously, Axel? Seriously, the Axel? Axel? What's the body. I brought this instant. Seriously, Axel? Seriously, that's a name.

Axel? What's the matter? What's the matter? Good Axel, what's the matter? Hey, what's the matter? Hey, what's the matter? Hey, what's the matter? Hey, what's the matter? Hey, what's the matter? Hey, what's the matter?

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Hey, what's the matter? Hey, what's the matter? Hey, what's the matter? Hey, what's the matter? Hey, what's the matter? Hey, what's the matter? Hey, what's the matter? Hey, what's the matter? So, like every housewife is just long distance calling poor Axel. And he's just carrying heaps of ugly clothes that cost too much money. He went up to Erica and he's like, well this, you know, it's like, you can wear it. It's not pretentious at all. It's like, flower, bright. It's the most pretentious thing you've ever seen, just like, I love some pretentious things. Keep bringing up the potential sex. Alright, little guy.

Rob can find a gown in like seven minutes or less. So, I timed him. I like the Erica just looked at Axel like, you know how to say yes, everything back. So that's why I already brought one of you my asshole my my fat Mikey get out So meanwhile while all this shopping is happening Kyle Teddy and Rina go off to a coffee shop girl This is my favorite scene of the whole show. Yeah Nothing happens. Yeah, and it's my favorite thing

I was just watching these idiots try and order nothing happens So first I sit down with the German menu, at least Serena is like... This is the same with the menu. What? What's up, breakfast? What? What is this? Tickle, tinkle, tinkle,ubbing, flubbing, flubbing! It's never a language hot! Jeremy, they put menus on paper! What is this? And the waiter comes up and says, hello, hello, he's just like,

Hi! How are you? Hi! Well, come in! So, like, Jury's going to have the most trouble communicating here. Wait, don't even know what she's saying. How are they gonna know what she's saying? Jury, Jury talks funny. So, Rina's like, hi, can I get just like a latte, but with soy milk?

And he's like, wow, he's like, I just like made him like, sorry, he's like, he's, he's, he's, he's some his face list now. And he's like, you know what I heard about it? It's Kevin Lee. It's Kevin Lee. It's like, why you get so fat? Why?

Why you call that yourself? Why you get so fat, Katie? So she, she, she, she, she, so we're gonna ask for the soy milk. And Kyle's like, can I get a latte with almond milk? And I don't know, I don't know what you guys have this feeling. Whenever I've been at a restaurant where like English is not the native language of whoever the waiter is, I try to like keep my senses as simple as possible.

I'm like, I would like a latte with almond milk, please. Like, that's it. And she's like, oh my god, this is so LA of me. Can I get like a latte with, can you do almond milk? Like, can you do almond milk? If you can, I'd like some almond milk. I think I was like, what the hell are you saying? Well, they do that American thing, where they just assume that you're in 88, you know?

I'm like, soy, soy. And he's like, soy, soy. He's like, that you're an 88, you know. I'm like, soy, soy, and he's like, soy, soy. He's like, that's also I. That also means I in Mexican. I'm like, yes, okay. And then every one of them has a different milk in there. Do you know what almond milk is? That's like on the milk.

I'm gonna do key, do key, do key. Home in the middle, he doesn't know. He doesn't know. All--mouth. Understando appetizzo's. How lapinio. Hoppers. Hop, hop, hop.

I like how she had like a mini orgasm in the middle of that. It's like an amazing rhythm. You can even get into a cab no matter what country. Rapido, rapido. It's like you're in Yemen. So you're in Yemen, so You're in Yemen So yeah, it's like soy milk. Can we get soy milk and like almond milk? So good and Teddy goes man, just half of an elolate

Care it just be German milk is fine. I don't care. It's a German cow liquid. Oh, I care. It's a cow It's milk. It's German cow liquid white care. It's a cow. It's milk. It's a cow. I grew up on horses. He's like an ex-speccy thing. You're putting like a small cup though. So sorry.

Do you have a fork, guys? Look, he knows what a fork is. It's everybody impressed. I'm so sorry. Can you not serve this to me with a sugar cube? I actually need a packet. Thank you. I just had a really bad experience making a pyramid

in first grade, and I just, I've been on many rental horse, okay, you need to treat him right. You do too much. So they're apologizing, but they're also being LA assholes. Like apologizing first doesn't make you less of a dick. Yeah, okay, but I just love that they assume he doesn't know what anything is. They're like, it's Germany, who knows what they're gonna have. Ha ha ha ha ha're like, you know, then the waiters bring their food

and it's like, oh, could you cook this more? And no holidays, please. Oh, no, Kyle's still going to get some holidays. It's going to be on the side, though. What's the difference? What is the difference? And I approve, I mean. Give me three.

Someone gave me a side of ranch as a drink last night. It was delicious, okay? Yeah. I'm not bad at saving anybody. So then we, my Kyle, Jesus Christ, just eat your fucking food, Kyle. How about that?

Kyle makes me so mad, and she's literally doing nothing but being nice for the most part. She's really not even doing anything. She's very nice. But we have some habits. She's told Kim's house. I will never get over it.

We'll never get over it. Cause you know it's true. And Kim's Holland is. So then we got back to the department store. It's like, excellent. And Doreet has some really interesting thoughts on shopping. She's like shopping with your friends, with your fellow guys, shopping with friends on an international trip.

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But that's a girl who goes into Tiffany. She's like, I'm just normal, so I got a key change. I was like, what the heck? So, yeah. So then, it cuts to the end, Teddy goes, she's in her hotel room putting on riding pants, because it's going to be the big horse event. We're not talking about Vanderpu rules. We're talking about. Kristen did have a good episode though.

Oh my God. How good was that? How good was it this week? Teddy, I wrote Teddy on the balcony. These ladies are shoppers. Let me be honest. It gets boring for me. Yeah.

But you know what? If they're not going to be yelling at me, I'll take it. That's like her, that's like her thing. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'm gonna go riding in my element. I'm like she would be riding around in an element. Fucking Teddy would make that work. You can hose it out.

Come on, element. You can fit a bureau in there and hose it out after. It's a great car. It's a great car. I love bureaus. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'll take it. I'll take it. It's just like taking it. She's doing a low-key, like, supreme thing now. Stop. I'm gonna take it. Maybe, though. Okay, so now we're at horses. Now, Lisa Vanderpuff sees anything from 1911,

and she's like, it reminds me of hell. Like, don't nabby, she just sits there and cries. Oh, it's so similar to how you survived in England when we lived in the countryside with Nanny K. You remember Nanny K, don't you, Kyle? Yeah, I was like, no, you've never literally talked about her ever.

Is she an American girl? What's your agency? It reminds me of being a baby, a little baby. Like Lisa, you cannot have it both ways, okay? You can't be like, look, I remember depression, the actual depression. It's 37 years old. You know, like she goes into these stories and then her Wikipedia page is like,

47 and a half. And can't talk is 60. I'm like, that is the only thing I've ever seen, okay? Just admit your age, it just makes things easier. I'm like 42 and people aren't like shocked when I say, if I said like, hey, I'm 25, people would be like, oh my God, they'd be like, send, girl, they'd be sending me fish oil for Christmas.

Like, some water, you look terrible. No, you gotta do what Jenna does on 30 raw, which is till everyone you're 60. And then everyone goes, oh my God, you look great for 60. Yes. They'll take pictures of you. And I do. And I do. Kamara.

Ah. Ah. Now let's all gather together and get a tin type. Those are old pictures youth. They were made with tin and types. And it's a musical, which I love. Get on now, hot. It's good. musical which I love. You know what? Uh, you guys, I'm still writing Holland days down in my notes.

That's okay. That's what I'm struggling with right now. I'm like, calling days again. Kyle, do you have almond milk? Really? Are we here? Oh, yeah. I think, Kyle, oh, yeah, I wrote Kyle. I don't really like horses. Do you have almond milk? Do you know what that is? She's never gives it up. So she gets the midget pony. And even Vanderpub is like, oh, yes. Kyle is on a time. Oh, now we have to protect midget ponies.

Ronnie. All right, let's just change the name of everything. Update your. Oh, Celtic Role. When Celtic Role stops selling midges, I'll get on board. Hollanday, is that my right, everyone? Hollanday's. That's actually the name of your lander. That's the name of your lander, Sikhan. Monday, Tuesday, Holland days.

Hey. Thursday, Friday, I stay in bed. I don't feel good. Saturday, Gigi, Sunday, the other one. The other one, fast forward. Who cares what she do? It's like, like, my ham. It shows up in a black leather jacket.

It's like the fans. The my homies. Hey. He just walks up. The auto one. Girlfriends name, Shira. Siva. He just walks up to Shiva when the music stops and he's like,

it's like, all the days, all the days. when the music stops and he's like, he's like, all the days, all the days. I love me. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.

I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.

I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love to own it, baby. Oh, not horse, baby. Then she had to shovel horses and she's like, I want to play tennis instead. We've all been there.

But that's so Lisa Rena, okay. She was on days of our lives. I would skip junior high PE class, which was right after lunch to watch another world and days of our lives, with my city and her sisters playing bridge or whatever. And Lisa Rena, I don still mad at Lisa Rina from Quoting Days or Elias. She's like, OK, I'm famous, bye.

Bye. She left after like a minute. So like, she cried every day. She was so good. That's just Lisa Rina's change. I can't even believe she's still on this show. Yeah. So I'm tired, bye.

I have something else to do. Harry, Harry made a pie. Bye. It ain't no lie. Bye, bye, bye. So Kyle's on a tiny horse, and it's hilarious, because they're all on big horse. I think it's like, her horse is not like a little tiny horse from Ohio that gets taken on a private plane.

It's like just a horse that's significantly smaller, but bigger than a pony, and a mule. It's just like its own weird like compact car version of a horse. It's like she's on that horse and it's like compact cars only and someone else has parked their big horse and she's like, uh. I just put Kyle gets a midget horse and calls it Kim. Now, Kyle, of course, is allergic to something. She's like, I almost died horses. Oh my God.

I had developed an allergy to horses two years ago. I'm like, what? Is that something you develop? I don't understand now. You just start developing shit. My sister's like that. She's had like seven new things that she's allergic to, like this month. She's like, celery, right?

The greatest killer in America, celery. He's eating celery. Well, there are celiacs. Please. There you go. Guys, Kylie to bug. Celery acts. A bug went into, some poor bug went into Kyle's mouth,

and I can only imagine the last moments of that bug's life. Guys, Kylie to bugs. Celery acts. A bug went into, some poor bug went into Kyle's mouth, and I can only imagine the last moments of that bug's life. It was like, why is it suddenly smell like Holland days in here? It's like Holland days in orbit, winter fresh. The bug's like, my cholesterol's going up, no. It's like hanging onto the lipstick on the teeth. Like, oh, don't take me. Don't take me. You know what, this Germany trip really needed though,

in all honesty, the homie little... I think it really needed some... I'm one. I needed some Camille grammar. I needed some Camille grammar, I'd be like, mmm, wow, mmm, wow. Hi, hi, hi, don't get shane. Mwah, Mwah, Mwah Hi, hi, hi, don't kashain Mwah, are they scooch?

Mwah, sprekin's eaten Mwah Mwah, up the shooter Mwah, Mwah, Mwah Up the shooter Was anyone else surprised that there wasn't like a new office of the agency right in the middle of like Alexander plots Yeah, I'm not we opened up a new office of the Yeah, it's gonna be a quality of joking the mansion It's like I got a new topic's gonna be a joke. It's gonna be a joke. It's gonna be a joke. It's gonna be a joke.

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There I said it. Got me to a Grammy's party. Got me to a Grammy's party. I'm gonna fuck that up. I'm gonna fuck that up. That's the problem. Happy birthday, stupid fuck face. There I said it out. I'm gonna go to the Grammy's WAN in Morocco on a camel.

Which, again, more evidence by Lou Ann's greatest housewife of all time. Because she has, there's so many facets to this woman. Like, we always like, oh yeah, remember that time when the WAN was broke her neck on an out of control camel? That's what she's like whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa would you be a cat? I was like how does that look at you? Oh, it's like hanging on. I should have got one foot caught in the

fucking top of the camel. You should slow it out. It would be considerate. I just got married. You should just load out of camel. It's Morocco? It's Morocco. It's Morocco. And it's said it was Tom. So it says, it's not about my camel. It's not about the dramaturgers. It's about the camel.

So in honor of the camel scene, Leeser and I was like, oh, well, I'm maybe having a control of horse. And her horse just starts, I understand. This horse has a good sense. This horse, what am I doing here with these ladies? I'm getting out of here. And she just starts, I understand. This horse has a good sense. This horse, like, what am I doing here with these ladies? I'm getting out of here. And she just starts running. And all of a sudden, she just feels like Teddy is like,

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She was really like, oh, watch out. Watch out. I grew up writing horses, so I know I say home And Teddy is like the typical blame the victim. She's like horses hear us and if you're like nervous, they feel it so Like Christopher Reeve just said thanks. Thanks for the solidarity bitch Reeve just said thanks thanks for the solidarity bitch. Good night everyone good. Oh, thank you DC. Thank you DC too soon

I love that three quarters of the audience is like too soon and the other quarters like who the fuck is that? That's true So we returned to some foms jokes. So Kyle's life is a little rascals, eh? Kyle's like, I got off my tiny horse. I got off my tiny horse. My eyes are itchy. I got off the tiny horse. But she was actually having like a real allergic reaction.

But what was funny was, at least a band of pump is like, you know, I'm used to God overreacting to things. And we see a montage of how I'm freaking about out about every single day, she's like, ah, it's a cloud. I can't fly, I can't fly, I can't. Okay, I'm flying. It's like she forgets.

She's that kid who's faking sick to go to school. Yeah. I used to like take the thermometer and put it up against the light, the light, you know, to make it hot. My mother's like, OK, you have 9,000 degree to explode. Ferris Wheeler did that? God, I love that kid.

He did that in Ferris Wheeler, right? I would still do Ferris Wheeler. But you guys have to get him back on my side somehow, you know? Yeah. Little Ferris Wheeler butler fucking joke. You're all back. Welcome back. Don't get shit, right?

Don't get shit, it all comes closer. Oh. Don't go, I shouldn't. I mean, I really don't behave this way. So honestly, like, when I drove my dad's Ferrari off the garage, I just told him, because I'm going to count a building coach. I was like, you know what, I just was like, principal, I'm just not coming into school today. I'm just playing hooky, because I'm just accountable.

I'm accountability hook. Should be like the first worst spular of all time. I'm not sick, I just want you to know that, I'm just not going to school. Yeah, I just really don't want to go to school today. I'm really up to some wacky high jinks with my friends and possibly my smart Alex sister. It's never really been nice to me, but hey, if it means I don't have to go to school, I'll take it.

And I love that Vanderpump's like already with her paralyzed comedy, you know? She's like, well, with anybody else, I say, whoa, but with Rin on the horse, run to the light, Mr. Edward. There's a sugar cube buffet at the end. Mr. and knock the bitch off, knock her off. Mr. Edward.

She's respectful. We're coming for you, Nanny K. A horse is a horse, of course, of course! Of course, it's Kyle! Of course it is! Why haven't we even had Vanderpump yet? Has she done nothing in this episode? She's just wearing her shirt. Why am I having to make up Vanderpump scenes?

Don't, don't you worry. Hold on, hold on! Business, Manila and Malo. Business, business. Order! Order in the improv. For finger swipe! Don't worry, we're going to get a lease of Vanderpump. It's Nis, Manila and Malo. Order, order in the improv. For finger swipe. Don't worry, we're gonna get to Lisa Vanderpump, don't you worry. So anyway, Kyle's having a panic attack, because she's...

Well, I mean, it's all, I mean, she's a launderer. Well, and a flack-dick shock. I'm like, if only, get out of here, Kyle, okay? It's like that, it's like when you watch ER every day, and you're like, seeing it been there. It's like, nothing matters anymore. It's like someone's losing their arm, and you're like, that been there. It's like nothing, nothing matters anymore. It's like someone's losing their arm and you're like, that's it.

Pussy. Kyle loses their hands in a helicopter. But so Kyle's, so they give her medicine. She gets on the bus and she's like, yeah, I'm panic. And so if they get on the bus and she's like, guys, no one, don't sit next to me. If you've been on a horse, which is all of you guys, don't sit next to me. And if you do sit near me, take off your jacket. So anyone who's been on a horse, don't sit next to me. If you've been on a horse, which is all of you guys, don't sit next to me.

And if you do sit near me, take off your jacket. So anyone who's been on a horse don't sit next to me. And they got to Teddy's thing down right next to her. I'm all the people, the main horse chick. You want to cry? You'll understand how I feel when Eric left my house early to go to a double tree. So.

So Eric has like on her, like, be nice to her. and she's like I want to propose a toast to Teddy Joe Melacab the only one of us with any horse lids got it get it up here all night horse groups I'm like that kind of sound like an insult yeah that's her I'm not going to congratulate Teddy Melacab for finally having all of the things she didn't have to read. Just kidding. I read the number four. But still, it's a snobrulled man. I know what Teddy says. This is a verbatim quote.

I thank you, Shrewby, it's Erica yelling at me. I'll take a... Ooh! At least Savannah pump, who is 47.5! That's on this like hat. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I always check. Roddy, I always check. Look. You guys, this is called, guys, guys, guys. We just got back at Andy Cohen's good graces. We just got back. This is what we call holocaust warmup.

holocaust warmup. Loosening you up. I don't. I'm not gonna say. I'm not gonna say that. Like it's always joke, when I used to write recats for a TV, guys, I used to joke in these that Ken was just farming dogs for wigs.

Because Ken, like it started in season one, okay. Hate season one, right? This is the only time I go to the beach running now, okay. Yeah, that, rock, rock. This is the only one I'm a girlfriend running now, okay? Yeah, that is my my courage. That's how sad the world has gotten. The new Michael Richards is like making fun of a dead dog. It's like totally different. Stop it.

I'm gonna take this moment to feel it. I feel it. I feel it. Ben's officially checked out. But Ben kept getting new wigs. And I was like, that's no pumps. That is he's wearing snookhumps right now. Listen, Ronnie's very committed to the joke,

so just let him have it. So I need it. H-O-L-O. It's kidding. OK, dinner prep. All right, Ronnie. It is Passover time, so. Keep pushing me. Keep pushing me. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Is this about holidays? That's my next one. Erica goes... The best part about having a dinner party at a hotel room Is that the staff does everything for you? I'm like, what the fuck is happening at your other dinner parties?

Do you want us to believe you're doing anything at your dinner parties? Making some beef, pork, and yon. She's wearing a funeral hat and a fur with her three. She's like wearing the gay guys to this. She's just like, all right, get up, you gotta be air, you gotta be air, you gotta be air, you gotta be. So she's doing a Marlena D-Trick, sort of German 40s, 30s, 20s.

I don't know. She said, Erica's saying, Erica's going on Wikipedia before she records these days. She's just spouting out all sorts of knowledge now. I'm kind of my lane, I'm kind of the cabalam, kind of. Kind of that lady for mass. She's a wiener snitch. A dash of mama's family.

I'm like, she Googles like me. I'm like Berlin, mama's family. I would like to see the German version of Mama's family. It's like just like a family sitting there very sternly. Baba. That's it, that's the whole episode. Thank you.

Holocaust. OK, so Ben, did you see? I just gave him a tab like that's enough on the Holocaust jokes. You burn things too quickly. Your pass is running out. Pass. Making myself a pass. Ronnie can go to the bathroom whenever he would like.

Mrs. Rondon. So the big moment of drama on the episode is that Erica doesn't know how to open the door for sweet. Welcome to the Presidential Suite. Yes, we can. Can I open the door? Yes, we can. I'm surprised she didn't come out with like blue and red makeup, like the fairly, what's

this face? You guys are, what? Fairly odd parents, yes. How cute! I love millennials. You know, I'm a poster, the hope thing. Anyway. Thank you. No, I appreciate it.

No, fairly odd parents. No, I like it. It's very cute. It's very cute. I was gonna make a cat dog reference, but then I didn't. That's actually the name of Lisa's very cute. I was gonna make a cat dog reference, but then I didn't. That's actually the name of Lisa's next dog. Cat dog! Pullman, damn, in M, come here.

Come here. It was originally a Tom Tom. Cat dog. He gets served by cats and dogs, but only dogs. Come here, table. Come here, little table, table. Um, so, Erica's like,, how the hell is this goddamn door? How the fuck is it?

And the guy's like, you almost button on the side like that. You like, you got to open milk? Kyle's gonna freak out if you don't. So they finally figure out how to open it. The girl, Lisa Rina will open the door with her just to fucking sheer charisma. This is, okay, this is Lisa, Rina walking in.

She's like, oh, oh, oh, yeah. Ha, oh, oh, yeah. Yes, that is the body, I don't know. Oh, the body, I don't know. She's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh. And she's wearing like a silver pantsuit. A silver pantsuit.

That's like, she's like a disco ball and pantsuit form. Hi! Hi! Hi! She's like, doing. Listen, you can't hustle the hustle, but you sure could do the hustle. Do it, do it, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do She's so glamorous. Has the Germans would say, Flick and Doug and Doug. What?

I like Lisa Vanderbump's response to Rena's outfit, because Rena was in his big, silvery, shiny, shimmering thing, and Lisa Vanderbump goes, Oh, she looks pretty. It was the nastiest thing she ever said. So then we get into eating field. You know, like a broboscis is not complete.

That's to be our next partner. NASA mariculous. Sitting around complaining about the food wherever they're at. I won't eat that. I won't. I didn't know that tomato tata. It's the closest thing to tuna tata, like we said. Tsss.

It's like Kyle, you just ate holidays with a spoon. Let's like, please not act. Kyle's also one of those people who, like, once she feels sick, she will not rally. She's like, I feel like shit. But I want the comics and a fomo. Oh, I'm really like, all right, alright Kyle, calm down you wrote a pony today there were things in the world

so everyone holy feel I'm not high maintenance just kidding to me I'm not a baby yeah feel feel is she funny America's like I feel I'm in the national like that well the real baby they're in the national like that. Well, the real baby there, I'm fucking needed, I don't care. When it roamed. When it roamed, a Roman baby, that's what I like. I love a rubber bedder.

I only counted Roman overalls. Cosine. Palette. Not a fan. The real. I had to figureaah. Vee-oh. I had a finger nail this morning with some salt on it. It was fucking delicious. I don't give a fuck.

Saltines. Rockalo. Let me tell you when Veele was invented. Oh, okay, Erica. Erica Petia coming up. Okay. To be fair, she laughed at herself. She did laugh at herself for being, you know, pretty good.

Oh, my God, I'm so glad you were fair. It's important to be fair, especially in this town. Oh, yeah. Where would DC? Oh, yeah. That wasn't an insult, though. I love it. DC just booted itself.

Yeah, it was like, you guys are like me in a town. They're like, re-through, heckling with themselves. Guys, it's very important we are fair on this show, okay? It's what the show is all about. I'm like, Kyle, you're slag. All right, let's be fair, down. Yeah. So they're all sitting around eating their tomato tartar,

all of a sudden, all of a sudden, tomato. And so, we learned that Delilah had panic attacks and became of Gora Fobix. There's that. Is this where we learned she was anorexic as well? No. Oh, it's later. No, that wasn't on the show. Look, I'm chomping it a bit over here.

Didn't they say it on the show? No, no, no. That was on the Instagram. They said that in life. I don't watch Instagram. How did this get into my orbit? I don't understand that shit. Ron is like, OK, if I can't make jokes about the Holocaust anymore,

let's move on to aniraccia. Aniraccia. Well, one is a tragedy and one is a goal. For me, for me, for me, for me, not for you, for me. Geez. So Lisa, I'm gonna call you. I don't care. Say whatever you want. So Lisa, the Vanderbombe decides to address my boyfriend's sister's here. We have to make a good impression.

Hi, Aaron. Anyway, so Lisa Vanderpump decides that everything's fine in the group. She's like, well, I feel like I'm in a good place. I guess we're all in a good place, huh? I'm not starting something at all. At all. This is like fucking Charlotte from Charlotte's web up there like to read now is your time to get the pigs Whatever so she's like I mean I know in New York some things that were said that were

terribly I mean nothing could be as Not remembering not okay I mean, nothing could be as hurtful as not remembering not OK Kong But I'm over it, thank God to reach your turn Do I need to get up there to read God to me? Get up! Get up to read! Do you say something? So do you say something?

Thing, thing, thing, thing, I have a speech to make too Koyle I hate to draw back. I'm like, what does that mean? A, I'm drawing back. I like to draw back. Look, uh, at my Bella party in New York. Go ahead, me deeply!

You hurt me, girl! I don't know why, guys. You come out to my Bella party, guys. Why at the Bella party? The Bella party. I'm like, the more you say it doesn't mean I'm gonna subscribe to this super magazine. Like, no one knows what this is.

It was named after the other one, okay? Bella party. It's exhausted and abused. This like that magazine just needs a nap. Get the magazine. So Doreet's basically, she's mad at Kyle because it was Doreet's big night on the Penny Saver. And she's like, she's like, I was really hurt by you

because Kyle, you went to Lisa Vanderpump to complain about me and why you have to do it on Bella night, you know? So then Kyle gets mad because Kyle's like, she gets mad at Lisa Vanderpump. This gets very tangled in a very petty way. I know, do you see me staring at my, I'm like, I don't even know what the fuck this is in front of me right now.

I'm like, but she, so now because Doreet is saying that she's mad at Kyle over going to Lisa Vanderpump, but Lisa Vanderpump is like, yes, Kyle is a big nod and taxis, et cetera. And then like, then Kyle is like, well, why aren't you defending me more when Doreet is saying that I went to you. I'm like, oh my god. You're all wrong. Yeah. Oh, be right. That's not easy. You're all incorrect. So Lisa wants Kyle to see Doreeda's side and Kyle wants Lisa to see her side. And you're all terrible.

I don't want to hang out with anybody. Rinna is just watching, just eating her tomato. She's like, oh, no. Oh, no. Rinna brings the delight back in because She's like, oh no. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Grandma brings the delight back in, because she's like, popcorn. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Just soup. Just soup made out of popcorn.

What the? It's a popcorn soup. Let's go out to the movies. Let's go out to the movies. Let's go out to the movies. And have some soup. No, it's a popcorn soup. Hold on.

It's a delicious soup. I'm melting the butter on the top of my head. Oh, there's a toy at the bottom of me. So then Kyle's like, well fine. I thought I was like, fine, Lisa. I'll just never tell you anything. Oh my god. And Lisa's like, God, I've got to whip out

the apology monologue again. Tawaii. Because Lisa learned how to do her apology thing when I leaned and was like, that's not how you apologize. She's like, but I'm so sorry. Drink no, not like that. I'm sorry for what you think I did. No.

I'm sorry you didn't get enough love and your childhood and now you're offended by everything I say no Sorry for crosswalks no I'm sorry sorry sorry Sorry, if you're sweet. I need something else there something else So now so Dorit then starts doing something that like it's classic Doreet. It's so awful and you're like I secretly like it because it keeps things interesting on this show. She starts to gas like Kyle. So she starts to say,

Kyle, I don't want to ever think or feel that you would create an issue between her and I. I don't want to feel that. It's like it's Kyle never really tried. Kyle was just basically, Kyle went to Lisa Vanderbump to say, whoa, Doreet was talking mad at you about you at Pally House. Like it's kind of never really, Kyle was just basically, Kyle went to Lisa Vanderbomb to say, whoa, Doree was talking mad at you about you at Pally House, and I want you to know, like I wasn't cool with you, so don't be mad at me for four years, you know? And Doree, it's now being like,

Kyle, you know, I think it's terrible that you create issues with everyone, just going behind everyone's back. And so now Kyle's like, wait a second, you created an issue when you went to Erica, talked about me saying I talked about Erica the night before at Teddy's beach house. I'm like, leave it up to Kyle to try and drive a wedge. Kyle, it's a corner of an iceberg with some blue cheese on it.

It doesn't even have wheels, Kyle. Oh wait, wait, by way, I forgot to mention mention some one of our listeners that we met earlier tonight It was their birthday on last this on April 1st. Oh, you're so romantic Yeah, happy birthday, sir East of the money. Yeah, it's so real so in honor of that. Happy birthday to you. So many people are confused. So many people are confused. So this is when things really start getting good at this party because Vanderpump, again, it's like, which, I was gonna say a sports thing like somebody who covers you and you're trying to get a goal.

I really don't know sports, I'm sorry. I'm ruining my own thing. But at least it doesn't know who to root for in this because she's like trying to hate on Kyle but still be best friends with Kyle on it so good. Daddy's like, if you guys don't want things to go in circles and you don't want people to see things and stop saying things, which is like, what show are you on?

Yeah. Hi, I'm HR. You're fired. Bitch. Get out. Car in front. At least just like, Teddy, stop it. So, enough, Teddy.

No, no. Go to your room. Teddy. Go. I'm doing it wrong, then. Can you see anything? Look doing it wrong, man. Can you see anything? Look, Ted.

Get out of here. Be quiet, new panda. What's the bar, Jackson's late. Oh. Oh. Took me a moment. So then let's see. Which of that, of course, that's not

a good one. I have so many notes on this. I'm trying to... To read. I didn't say anything to Erica behind. Okay, so then this is what it was. She says, Oh, Carl, come on,

wedge driver. Can we have another side of blue cheese for Carl? Oh, Carl's almost at a guess. This is like, remember last year, when you tried to make a big deal out of me missing something about here, because panties are lack thereof.

It's a great beaver debate! Of 2017. I know. I'm like, congratulations, D.C. you got the episode where Pantigate comes back. And Carl's like, what? Wait, wait. Baaah! Everything was fine.

Erica's beaver came out and said, hello to PK. PK loves an animal. He's like a regular snow white with the beavers. Talking, talking laughing and laughing. Before I know it, so hits me gots and it turns out it was your fault, Antelina Jolie, in the movie trying to make the evil queen look better, which didn't work. Like the dream you really need to calm down. Not falling for the ginkgo! So as tensions are starting to bubble over,

Erica does what any good reality star would do. She's like, okay, I won't go out, get out of here. Go to sleep. Come on, Erica, we're about to have a good fight here. Yeah, this is what I plan to whole stay and it's not what I plan for dinner today. So get the fuck outta here, I'm gonna do some hook-up maki-zass. Get the fuck outta here. So the dinner party ends with, once again, Kyle feeling that Lisa doesn't have her back. So it's the usual Kyle thing. Look at my bug, mm-hmm-hmm. We did get a really good rent and gift out of this though.

Friend and just going, I don't eat babies. I'm gonna play that at the end of every single clip ever. Like, hi, hi, I don't eat babies. Ha-ha-ha. So it's the next day and we see Teddy and her hotel room and she's calling. I thought it was her girls, but it may have been just like clients or whatever. I thought it was her kids too.

I'm like, God, that's like my mom. She's like, Hey, it's mom. You know, she at least made the exception is downstairs. She was just like, Hey, how are the check-ins going? Did you ever on their wake-up calls? Good. That's accountability coach. Doesn going? Did you ever on their wake-up calls? Good. As an accountability coach, doesn't mean I'm ever on vacation. I'm still calling, make sure everyone's on task, you know?

Hey, is this a front desk? I just wanted to make sure I could still get my hotel room clean. I mean, I'm cleaning it myself, but I just wanted to make sure that you're working, because I'm working. Yeah. I'm you, you're me, accountability. OK, great. By the sense of my bill. By the way, accountability, okay, great.

By the way, the receptionist I found out who the rumor mill today, that the official receptionist of the White House was here last night at our show. The Roaches there. We changed everything. Wow, so you guys... Who's in change? Just let that soak in for a moment. Let that soak in. I love you, the fuck! I like the lighthouse, what the fuck do you want? That's the lighthouse. Well, having a white moment, but I think we'll go for a latex moment later to see the...

Gonna call that a latex house. Hey, thanks for coming to Circle Office, and I'm gonna give a fuck with that call. It's a goddamn circle. You ever tried to hang a picture of a circle? Me neither. I just left it on the kitchen floor. The best part about having a dinner party at the Circle Office is you don't do it yourself.

So, um, so let's see, to read her hair shot. So yeah, Teddy. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, to read, and I'm like, yeah, Teddy. Which salad?, yeah. Sorry. So yeah, Dreen, I'm like, yeah, Teddy. What salad? What salad? Oh, take it.

Pass. Yeah. So Erica wants everyone to do a big group activity together because she's afraid that we're everything going to a small, like small little groups and they're going to talk and get each other mad and be a big blow up like Hong Kong. And I'm like, please, I would like to see that. That was the best shit ever on that junk boat. And then later on, you know, like, Dree, where people doing cocaine at your party? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I mean, what are bathrooms for?

At least she wasn't doing it in your living room. It's called manners. So Lisa calls up cause I Ka-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a I went for walks with Nanny K. Of course you know who that is. Carl says like, hello. Eh. Meh. Did you make it? You're more more there. Are you OK, girl?

It's like, you don't seem very happy. Well, I'm not. Why would I be happy? No, no, I'm like, OK, Kyle. Just relax. OK, so. Do you know how heavy a house is? I had to carry that shit over.

Contents. I'm going to go. Kyle gets into her best like orange velvet jacket. Golden rod, golden rod, golden rod. Jolly. Safron, it was a Safron jacket. Safron golden rod. This is like prices right all the sudden. 1800,

Planko, oh, Planko, ho, ho, Planko, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, So, uh, so Kyle, Kyle and Lisa meet at like a plot somewhere. They sing on a bandage, they look like they're out of like, one of those old, like, Cold War movies, like, having a rendezvous about to exchange really enane spy secrets, you know? Kyle, Rasa, Rasa, Kyle, look at there, you know. Kyle Russa Russa, Kyle.

Look at there, you Russa Russa. Oh my God, this is so timely. Kyle could save the Cold War, but instead she's like to involve with her own issues. They're like, so Kyle, would you find out? I don't know. She said something about special case cereal. I don't know. Yeah, it's over.

But yeah, she's like, oh, you mad at me, Kyle. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Cause I guess I'm oh, you mad at me, Kyle. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Because I guess I'm mad at you. I'm really mad. So explain it. Well, well, first, OK. So remember that time that girl says something about you, and I told you that that girl says something about you,

and then you're like, who cares? And you didn't believe me. And then everybody else told you, and then suddenly you believed them. And then like, we got over it. Now we're not over. And I pissed. And she's like

She's playing her little recorder down here Well Kyle I'm sorry that and And furthermore that... ...skinks slut, can't never leave a car on a... Sorry, Kyle! You need a god damn it, don't even understand English. Sorry, Kyle! I'm terribly sorry that...

Kyle Richards is feeling hurt right now, and I promise to never hurt... Kyle Richards again! Press 2 for espanyol It's for Mauricio Okay, so what's next I wrote hideous brown yellow velvet I couldn't even name that color and I was Safron golden rod mustard I won't accept it me while I'm in the for me won't accept it. Meanwhile, we were all in the van, Teddy's there.

And she's like, I really can't believe that Lisa, the way Lisa shoved me, it was just like, Lisa was just like, shoishing me. It's not fair. But I'll tell you still confused. Lisa Vanderpump's like, no, not Teddy! Lisa Vanderpump is shoved me. Could have been worse.

So then Erica and Rinna show themselves. Well, Rinna's always, Rinna's not ever letting this go with Vanderpump, which I love, because that's a very Vanderpump move to just be like, we're friends, right? That goddamn old skank. She's trying to move everything. She's 97 years old.

OK. So she's never going to let anything go. But Erica really is believable. Erica's really the biggest robot on this show. And it's terrifying because robots are taking over the world, you guys. Yeah. I mean, you know that, right?

Siri is like laughing in people's bedrooms. It's like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, and we're like, oh, there's a lot of Siri. That's Erica coming to a Siri near you. Jagga can always give me directions like that's Siri. So by the way, actually, I'm curious about this. We asked about Teddy before. There's been a lot of a big dust up lately

and how people feel about Erica. Who here is still pro Erica? And has anyone turned anti-erica? Wow. It changes. You see it changes. Wow. It changes. You see it changes. The way it changes. I'm not a very consistent person.

I'm not a very consistent person. Oh, look. They're rattled. They're rattled. Okay, everyone settle down. You guys, what just happened? Wow. This is crazy.

Washington DC. Oh, no. Oh, no. What the? We see Washington, BC. Oh, don't! Oh, don't! Oh, don't! What the? What the fuck happened to you guys? Good Lord. Wow, we have never had something like that happy.

Jesus, that was nuts. So we have not even gotten to the Holocaust yet, yeah? Guys, fairly odd parents on my right. Wow. So this actually, OK, this is fairly odd parents on my right. Wow. So this is actually, OK, this is what cracked me up in this little sequence here. So we're back to Kyle and Lisa Vanderpum talking about their issues. And Kyle's like, you know, friendship is like a two-way street,

you know? And then Kyle's like, I mean, I guess I shouldn't have said anything. And you know, I'm sorry. And Lisa Vanderpum'm like, yes. I'm like, great, I'm glad we solved that. I was like, nice to wish you there. No, she did. She's like, I'm sorry.

You stupid whole face. God, no, no, no. And Kyle, she's like, I'm glad you forgave me, Kyle. And Kyle's like, well, yeah, you're lucky that I love you, because I forgave you. It's like, nobody even knows what you're fighting about. Go to lunch already. Get your holiday's, Kyle.

So now it's all entertaining reality shows, do they go to the right stock? And and it's like, why is it that all parliaments look the same in your hip? It's like being like, why is it that roads look the same? They're not all flat. What are the parliaments and sistan having a filter with little cardboard round thing at the end? What must I do that?

This could be the thesis of her architectural digest cover article, Bella Digest. Architecture, Bella Digest. Architecture Bella Digest. It's just blank. It was my dream. But blank dreams. It's a baby. Just buildings with like black curtains. We haven't built you problem.

So she's like, I've decided I'm going to move on now. You say that every day. You don't even know what your man had anymore, stupid. Somebody put this on our Facebook. They were like, only Doreet would have to walk around holding down her wig. And she's so true. Because they're walking through the streets

and everything they pass streets like, what the? What's in that? Ha ha ha ha ha. Holding them like this. Newsplay, proverb,. It's running! Ooooo! Haha! Come get some to hear, Kyle!

Come on get some to! So now to Ronnie's joy, we're finally at the Holocaust Memorial. Never forget. So they're all walking through it. I'm like this is exactly what people people try to have like an introspective moment. Then here comes college ratures. You know it's like exactly what we need. But it's so anyway. So actually to retell I thought it was a very heartwarming. Well it's a very sad. Very heartwarming. Well sad Yeah, that's Shindler's list Every Christmas. Yes. It was a touching story. It was a touching story

But you tell us a story about how I look. I'm the only one with a little red hat Thing else is black and white That was a movie joke. I mean, where are you mad at that? Like you guys I'm almost disappointed in myself that I wrote nothing for this. Like, stay out of it. Stay out of this. No, this is the best part.

Before, when we're backstage, Ronnie's like, holocaust thing, we're just not going to talk about it, whatever. You spent the entire podcast talking about the Holocaust. It's cold called Living Ben. Okay. Okay. Okay. Holocaust.

I'm just going to pretend they were at like a Ferris wheel or something like that. Well, you know that a Ferris wheel. They put benches out of wheel. It goes round and round and symbolizes the money of the top, you know the top when the bottom of the bottom and you go round round just like a laugh at the first We yeah, Erica did her wikipedia on the holocaust park or whatever and she to read like oh come this different sized Boxes wherever you go this one's down here this one's up here and Erica's like well, it the hello guys so here's what happened alright glasses you put on your eyes and you hook them up to a

PlayStation suddenly you're in Grand Theft Auto you can't help yourself but how come that one smaller than that one well some people have different husbands you know some are rich some are poor small ones usually have some good in them the big ones are usually just cheap shit The small ones usually have some good in them. The big ones are usually just cheap shit. To read Slack. I haven't seen this many boxes before we moved into our rental before shooting games. It looks like Jailer's living room packed up to go again. So anyway, Berlin Cathedral, am I right everyone?

Berlin Cathedral, is where we go next. And then the Berlin Wall wall and they're like whoa it's a wall I loved all the questions I kept asking she's like we're looking at that and so all but it's not oh whoa it's to be called the great wall of indomitable it's what happened was they took part of it down one time when the Dixie Chicks came over and said something mean about George Bush Changed the entire country everyone's just falling for every line of horses it, you know When does it start seeing Christmas cows like no, that's burl I'm not burl and

Burl I I'm in a burl I've joke everyone It's very important for me to get that in there. I thought it was a bad thing. Freibin's fragile is a lot of a one. So they're like, Oh, what the hell is the cause of cause? So like, let's go back to the hotel and do something German casual. I'm like, is that possible?

I don't know those two words go well together. German casual. I used to work at this restaurant in New York that was impolited from Europe, so everybody was European. There was like four Americans, and this German guy I loved him so much. He was like a drug addict and stuff, which of course, I'm like, you want to move in?

But I just love their honesty. He's like, you'll face this or handsome, but you eat so much. And then he made that with me. but you eat so much. And then he made out with me. I'll never forget you. They're efficient. Say one word and then start the make out. Bring him down, build him up, make out with him, be done with him.

So, like, deficits. So, let's see here. They do all of that sad stuff. And then Eric is like, wow, you want a dance? Let's go get a wiener, schnitzle one, good one. How well I'm tober this. I'm tober fans have spelled not like I'm tober, but it sounds like it, which tricks people and crosswords.

I'm tober fans, it's a teber. It's weird. It's odd. It's cuisine. It's palettes. It's months and time and odd, it's cuisine, it's palettes. It's months and time and things and parts of the year. Greenness like hergan, flurgan, durgan, durgan.

I'm not eating a baby. Do not bring me a- So they go to October Fest and as soon as they get there, Redness is like doing some sort of like thing Yes I think we did this one time but when Rynna starts dancing and she just does the opening of Charlie Brown Or you know of Charlie Brown, or you know when Charlie Brown, whenever they're dancing,

this is how they dance. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha She loves doing a left-right moment, you know? Like in that famous gift of her, when she was like in wherever at Greece or in Akri, but somewhere where she was like... LAUGHTER I called at the crossing guard. LAUGHTER Harry was almost in that movie. LAUGHTER Um.

So I love that Kyle, you know again, and I hate... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You did. Yes, you knew all about the press. So you had a press truck at like your Ferris wheel, Bob Mitzvah had a new daughter. Next to the smiley face pool. Next to the fat burger and the smiley pool. Yeah. So they're just having a fun time, drinking beer and everything. And they're like, wow, the people here are not self-conscious at all. I'm like, do you see the way you're rid of just entered this beer

garden? She's like, that's really nice. I just love when Rina is like not really listening and she's like, oh, I gotta agree with something. So true. I never thought about pretzels. So true. Yes.

I love a story that twists and turns. Ha, ha, ha, ha, it's pretzel. It's pretzel. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum You don't have to be with him. You don't have to be with him. You know he's not going to do it. He talks about the holocaust, the entire podcast. I just mentioned the road to Ulan as a plot point. I'm not good at the difference. I was like, don't do it, man. No, too far. Don't do it, man.

It feels like taking gifts of you booing me. He's like, look, look, look. Like, don't hurt, man. Don't hurt him. I'm gentle. I love being booed. I do. It means you're listening, you know. When I first got my vest, but I was, you know, going through traffic in LA, I know.

It's funnier to see it, trust me. You know how when you see your shadow, like when you're walking on the street, you're like, how could that be me? It's like that. But the first time I was, you know, the first day I was so excited, but people are still infuriating. So I passed some idiot, I almost got run off the road and I was like, cut fitness, God, doing the, doing the usual, that's yelling.

Um, hi, you don't have walls around you anymore. So I get up to the stoplight and she goes, did you just call me a cup fitness? How much is that gym anyway by the go? I was like, sorry. I'm still learning how much is that gym? I mean to buy or to go to have they fix the floor yet. Yes. I do not think so, but at least they have plumbing. I don't know. So that was pretty much it for real House of Beverly Hills. You guys made what was a kind of a dull episode, really fun to recap. That was really fine. And we've had such a fun week

here in DC at the nation's capital. Thank you guys so much for coming here to two shows. You guys we love you DC. We love you so much. Thank you for coming. Good night everyone. Thank you so much everybody. Just place tip the fuck out of your way, ters, please. We love you guys. Bye! Okay. Dean. Hey, Prime members. You can listen to Watcher Crappens Add Free on Amazon Music, download the Amazon Music app today.

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