Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: OR WHAT?

Episode Date: September 2, 2021

It's the moment we've waited all season for. Erika unleashes all her defensive wrath on Sutton for a very special "Dinner Party from Hell, Part Two" episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The whole thing is a soap opera tour de force: fake tears, dramatic sobs, and of course, a nosy butler! Perfection. Watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/55658976Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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And joining me is the one and only Arana Karam, what's up, Roddy? Hi. Hi. Hi. What's going on? Yeah. I'm pretty well, thanks.

Who are you? I'm great. Just got this beautiful shirt off an orphan. Feel'm pretty well. Thanks. How are you? I'm great. Just got this beautiful shirt off an orphan. Feel great about it. Not my faults. You want to see my ass. I'm thinking of my ass.

Yeah. I'm wondering if we're going to start saying those poor widows and orphans and just start saying, thank you widows and orphans. Thank you. I look amazing. Well, I do want to say that this is a crap and it's on demand episode. So you can see this, this widows and orphans on Saoamla

that we both have, which is basically stripes. Stripes, we are very orphan-y today. We're like in the same shirt, you know, that we got. Just kids. Yeah, we're just like little kids. We're in kind of like a yellowish stripy-ness both of us together. So just like yesterday in the yesterday's video, it's not that something. Yeah, I know. Real quickly, I mean, make this very quick because we have a big,

big, big episode of Beverly Hills to get into. Like, this is the, this is like the first part of the episode. This is the one we've been waiting for. But I do want to give a, a heartfelt shout out. Greg leaks, reston, Reston piece, so sad. Yes. You hear the news about his passing. He's been a fixture on Bravo for a decade. So super sad condolences to Nini and her family and all of Greg's family for sure. Yeah, that is really so sad.

So, you know, bless you, buddy. Yeah, bless you, Greg. Yeah. But we don't, we don't want to like, bless you, Greg. Yeah. But we don't wanna like, we wanna like move on because this is a crazy crazy episode. And we need to just like get into this, okay? We need to get into.

Kevley Hills. And this episode is called, Dinner Party from Hell Part Two. Now as anybody listening to this show, surely knows. Dinner Party from Hell Part 1 was real housewives of Beverly Hills when Allison was there. The... Oh, wow. Allison Du Bois.

No, that! He will never emotionally fulfill you. No, that. Yeah. So, they've given themselves a lot to live up to with this dinner party from hell. So let's see. Did they do it? Did they top it?

You know what? To me, it wasn't a dinner party from hell. To me, it was a dinner party from afternoon television. Like that's what it was. It was so soapy and hilarious. And Erica put on the soap opera diva performance of her lifetime. Yeah, she really did. Erica, you know, trying out different makeup routines now that she's doing her own, you know,

if she had the mascara, which was everybody was like, well, that's huge proof that she's lying because she would not be wearing non waterproof mascara, because it's running all over her face. So then she adjusted to the next time she had a crying scene and just wore regular mascaras and people were like, see, she's inconsistent with her mascaras, that goddamn liar. And now she's just wearing a river of bass

and her foundation. So when she cries, it's like just rivers down her face of like, beige on beige, like a lighter beige, going through a darker beige. So, you know, I don't know what's the most depressing. I will say she committed today. She committed. She really did.

And I wonder, I don't know the tricks of the trade. Like, is it a thing that if you put like that, like a line of ass lean down, the tears will just sort of like perfectly go down your cheek? I don't know where does it go the other way. I don't know. Listen I'm not. Well my mom always told me my mom always told me that when they're crying down the middle it's fake But then when you're crying from the side of your eyes, it's real now

Yeah, so I think it was real. Don't you? I mean, I think it probably was I mean, I mean, it's not like she's not going through something for sure, but I'm the way it was. The very difficult. But now I know I, Erica's so poor that she's got rivers coming down her face and nobody to fix it. I know it's terrible, but I will say this too. One of my all time favorite pastimes is to do the whole, if this were real housewives of New York gambit, but I have to say watching this big dinner party and watching, you know, sudden was like

I'm gonna go confront her, right? And having, and she kind of, she did as she got worked up, but it wasn't like, it wasn't like a full-throated confrontation. She wasn't, you know, as much as she talked off camera and we're gonna get into all this, it wasn't a Like you are fucking lying and you're lying to me and that's bullshit and I was just wondering Man, how would this scene have played out if there'd been like a Ramona or a Dorenda who just would have been like I don't care if you're crying. I don't care what you're going to you lied to me. Okay, you lied

You know what you're a liar you're a liar. She didn't you scam people, okay you lie you know what you're a liar you're a liar cheating you scam people okay and you know what so you know what you got into pornography and you know I just wanted to know if anyone's come up to your child's school and sit my mother's a hooker in pornography yeah yeah Diane Sawyer came to the playground from mama it's like if Erica thinks these women are like like oh why do you come here Why do you hurt me every single time you're hurting me? I'm like, you don't even know what that hurt means. You don't know what a her in the dinner party is. You have not sat with Ramona and Durinda.

Let them just tear you apart. And Bethany too, to be honest. Yeah. Well, it was also really fun because we got to see how really poor these people are because one of the reasons they won't fight with each other on TV is because they're all in some scam marriage, right? They've all got all this stuff that could be brought up and make them look stupid.

Like there's not only Erica, there's of course to read who's got back taxes, her husband owed millions to the bellagio that he never paid back. And then they filed a bankruptcy when they owed millions to other people, like their shady is hell, we all know that. And then you've got Kyle, who Mauricio,, there's always something about Maurizio's real estate deals. I don't even know how real those are or not.

But people could be bringing up all sorts of money issues with each other and they don't. And they're still so rich and glamorous and that's what they're giving us. And then they go to Kathy Hilton's house who's like richer than God and they just all look So shot by the real money. I mean they're like caviar a Especially to read during it's like The entire episode she's just like

I'm also not convinced that that was like the real dining room. I feel like that was the, that was the foyer, like the side foyer that they decided to remodel for TV. Like, I felt like Kathy Alden was like, I'm not putting my dining room. I'm not letting crew members into my dining room here. Let's change the, like, the doggy play room and just turn it into a dining room for the show. Yes. Remember when we met Patricia from Southern Charm?

We were in her house. Yes, I when we met Patricia from Southern charm We went to her house and then then did Bended Research on like Southern etiquette and he's like oh, yeah, you were like wow So you must really like us and she said yeah, and he said because I read before I came here That you start in the small little room in the front of the house and then if you like the guest enough You move into the next room and then if you like the guests enough, you move into the next room. And then if you like them enough, you move them into the next room.

She goes, actually, yes, that is how it works. Well, that was actually my, that was not about researching to Southern etiquette. It was actually British etiquette. It was like the country homes of like the, because I wrote a whole paper about this in college, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, country home and the Jacobian court. And how that's how houses were back then, that they were like, had a linear pattern.

And so depending on how well you were liked, you've got farther into the house. You're only being in all the way to the bathtub. Yeah. I love it. We did get to the bathtub. I love the idea of like a house that like represents your friendship with someone. Like, yeah. And here we are, just like a, people by the bathroom. I love the idea of like a house that like represents your friendship with someone like yeah and here we are.

Just people by the room. Yeah. It's like, welcome. So here's the second room and that's the end of the tour. It's like, oh shit. We suck. So let's start. Okay. Let's see. We're at Doreet's house. Now we get a big Doreet is a faker scene, which I love. So Doreet is with her assistant Ashley, and Ashley's like, oh my god, it's a big fitting day. And Doreet's like, BAPA, the dresses can be key.

BAPA, BIPPED, BAPA, BIPPED, BAPA, BIPPED, BAPA, BIPPED. BAPA, BAPA, the dresser, BAPA. Oh, great. All right, let me sit down, Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh- especially in design. I've got a lot of passion for and they're like my little babies, my little little design babies that other people design for me. I just hope there is beautiful, there's plastic lemons hanging from a book of the bebo baby! It's like that'll there be a room temperature rigatown in a moldy glass of milk babe. Thank you baby! Bob Bob! Bob Bob boom! So then she changed, so she starts modeling these Thank you baby, boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob boob the chain. So like, did you see the back? He goes, by the way, this wedding dress is white, you know, it's wedding dress, and it's just covered in pearls. Okay. Because he goes, I had a brilliant name about the naming of it. We should call it the pearl. Quite like that. What do you think, babe?

She's like, yeah, you're not getting the genius in this name where do you get the post to reach like and the ocean which ocean Dory, well, can we just call it the pearl dress my original idea then it's my idea Was he trying to lead her to some sort of Beverly Beach like you go Beverly Beach? You can find a pearl or something like that or I was hoping it was just gonna do a tie in with 227 babe This dress looks like it would sit in a window and give you advice and crack jokes. Mary, I miss Pearl, got that lover. Hello Mary, let's just home. So yeah, so she just says that like PK really likes to be involved in everything and she's like

he knew if I don't agree at first, he is kind of a visionary like when he came up with that idea for the Vita on pillow cases who would have ever thought you can sleep and smack at the same time? In the book do Vaze! I'd never heard of it until I woke up smelling mayonnaise and PK was eating a pillowcase. This is something else. This way if you get too hot under the covers you just eat them. She goes, I've got her name for this one. I guess no, I've got her name for this one. How about this one? The moment. PK! And then there's another dress and Ashy's like this gives me Italian glamour and they both go So feel Iran The actress

I know I love it. We'll call this a Sophia Loren. You can't just go calling things a Sophia Loren There's nothing about it. There's nothing about it that said anything about So feel Iran. I'm sorry. Everything was kind of like Low rent going all half. So this is all like $5 costume wedding dresses. Who are you two getting? And she's like, well, you know, I know a lot of people who think, I'll pick a be quiet.

This is her vision. But I don't feel that way. And then one comes and he goes, okay, here's the name. The woman. It's just, I've got a name. I've got a name. Bebe's. Bebe's.

I've got a name. The boy George. PK, it's brilliant. She's doing madlibs. PK, it's brilliant. She's doing bad lips. Yeah, that woman, ankle, thingy cap, human. Sophia Lorenz, weeness. Piki, I love it. Julia Bell.

She's like, well, you know, I don't want to tempt fate here. Well, he wants to read the wedding bells. Right. She's like, I don't want to tempt fate. I think it's, oh, lose that conspiracy theory because when you take off your veil, you lose your marriage. I mean, what's that? What ends your marriage, babe, is when you do inappropriate things or fight being in a marriage or show your vagina to someone else's husband while they're just trying to have a casual drink at a van to pump establishment. Or if you invite boy George to be the third member of your strange little family in Beverly Hills. Does this order? Yes.

Well, or in fidelity? Oh, that is so funny, Pique! Because storm was cheating on Yerkra! Why would you coincidence? I think to myself, Gee! Is he cheating? Gee! Gee! Gee!

Sometimes when I think about the letters, I think Gee! My favorite letter is H, it's not strange. Because, well, speaking of that, H is not strange. He goes, Well, speaking of that, Tom was cheating on Erika, on all these swimming, that could end a million. And then she laughs.

These two are such monsters. So he's like, Well, there's no way, there's no condwaive saying it, babe. He's not a good guy. Hmm. We won't be naming any dresses after him. But Eric is not the

type that airs her dirty laundry unlike you sitting in this underwear for five days. So my parents and my parents would like that. You know, every time, every time I have a fight, I don't just go pick up the phone and call, call, I don't do that. I'm like, I guarantee to read does it

every single day. Coil. Oh yeah. The man that hasn't come yet today, can he believe that coil? Well, you're the last person to share, unlike me, arm a shara. And she's like, well, it's one thing if you've got a handful of really close friends, be care. Which I do. Baby!

If someone calls you after 30 years, it's in them every detail everything. Yeah, it's like, no, I don think yes you do yes you do because you do and I think G I wouldn't say that to someone Now get over here and kiss me. She's like don't even think about it B.B. Bob Bob You have to marry me if you want to see what's under this So now we go over to Sutton's new house in Belaya and it's $5.3 million and moving day is coming up and so she's brought Kyle or it's more like Kyle lash herself to the bottom of Sutton's Bentley.

I was like, must see the new house, you know. So I know she pulled a cape fear on that ship. Kyle's been holding onto the bottom of the boat and we see the last party they have, you know. Yeah, because she, because by the way, what I love about this episode is that we see just how blatantly Kyle has copied Gatley's house.

Yes. So like a big, exact same house, exact same house. Yes, the checkered floor. It's like a big, exact same house. Exactly. The checkered floor. I lay out the style. Everything is the art. It's all capyhilton. Yeah, that's Kyle.

So Kyle's like, oh my god, hello. Do you love your new car? I love it too. Kyle is going to have that car next season. She's going to have it. She's going to have that car next hour. I mean gonna have it. She's gonna have that car next hour. I mean, there was a tow truck. Like they go into the house, there was a tow truck

pulling off and putting on new plates or something. You're just like, oh, I'm out of your car. So they tour the house, this is Sutton's new house. So the floors are all raw and all that stuff and she's showing it off. And Kyle's like, well, it looks like I'm gonna be making a lot of money off of you. Because she's not even close to being finished.

Yes, I thought it's kind of a strange, it's a joke, but it also felt kind of tacky. So then they go upstairs and Carol's like, she's like, yeah, while Sun's waiting for her house to be ready, I'm just counting the rent. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Just counting the rent. Not to be confused with my royalties from Little House in the prairie.

Another thing I'd done. And certain's like, well, before I came here, I personally was a shell of a person. And I ended up at the finish line in a new house and new Bentley. Like wow, that's really waited my life. She's like, I was miserable. And then I realized I'm still filthy fucking rich. So, yeah, exactly. So she goes, this house represents my independence

as a single woman. This is the house I'm gonna live in when my children are gone. I'm like, aren't your children gone already? I don't know. But I just love, she's kind of like making it seem like this was her journey that she went through the through the fire through the man and it's like you went from being super rich to slightly less rich for a moment to back to be rich.

She's like the journey of every independent woman. One mansion to a rental mansion to a mansion that you don't have to rent. That's my journey. It's like, wow, can't wait for the film. This is inspiring. I know. Is Center Bullock going to play you? So, so, so, did Mauricio give you anything for your birthday?

Like maybe a Bentley or a new house in Belay? I was just like, no, no. Well, our 25th anniversary is coming up and I have to say that I'm gonna let the kids out of the house and have dinner at home. And she's basically, yeah. So you know that Kyle's just furious that you can't have just a huge, giant party for the agency under the guise of an anniversary that they can use for the season finale.

You know, it kills it inside. Well, thankfully she has a bread that says Kyle to comfort her. That's true. That's one of those diamond breads that says Kyle. And so they start, it's Kyle's like, okay, so let's talk about the party. Why off of my hair? So it's like, well, it was a beautiful party, but I will say, I have been treating Erica with kid gloves, but when I saw that dead gum, do-do nail point in my face,

bang on, do-do nail. I love that. And she called me more person press on coming at me. And I and call me miss small town. I realize she's not as fragile as I thought. I mean, you can't call me miss small town. Now, now you're gonna make me angry. Okay, you made me really angry with that. I gone do you now that small town doc? She had a Facebook post. It was like, oh, look at me from my small town. A gust of you call that small? Do you call that small?

I'm like, okay, your medium-sized town. Why is this about how about an international airport? How did this become about a town size? Yeah. I also don't know why she's taking so much offense. I mean, I get it. She's saying someone has a small town. I think it's not really supposed to be small town mentality.

It's small, that doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. The point is that as much as she says that she's not bothered by Erica, she's totally bothered by Erica and vice versa, by the way. Come on shoes, here comes one right now. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasai.

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I took her to a steam room. I took her to a sauna. How dare she. I say, for things that cost money. I showed her big city living, not small town, but big city living. And something's like, well, I am definitely ready for a hardcore conversation with her. I'm gonna tell her, yes, I said it and I said that I'm not buying it and that's what I'm

gonna say. Yeah, and so then suddenly tells us, I don't think she knew exactly what was going on with the law firm, but I think that Tom told her, okay, the gigs up, take care of yourself, it's been a nice ride. Which I think that's, at the very least, I think most of us believe that. Right, I think we all believe that. Oh, the thing is this, like, what is the point in Sutton trying to confront Erika about this? Like, you're not going to get anything out.

You're never going to get Erika going to be like, all right, that's true. It's true, that's what happened. But you're not going to get anything out of it. So you just, like, believe it and just, like, move on. That's what I think. Right, like, why come for her about it? Yeah, I mean, that's what happened. You're not gonna get anything out of it. So you just like believe it and just like move on. That's what I think. Right, like why come for her about it? Yeah, I mean, it's fun. I think because Erica's telling so many lies

and they feel that and she feels like, why do I have to be here for you to paint this big picture being a liar when? Yes. Yes, you know, if you're doing all this criminal shit, but it does to like, I do believe that Erica is kind of right about certain too. What's she think? Yeah, she Yeah, she got no one wants that part, you know that judgey lady who's just like oh really well good luck at the country club I know I'm really oh I think so I was like that

Well, sudden has I think played this all wrong she has she has not found the right angle for all this which should be like You know really making it about her she should lean in to making it about her. Instead, she's kind of being like, no, I care about you. It's like, say, no, I am pissed because you're fucking lying to me right now and you're supposed to be my friend and you're lying to me. And they're like, she has to put Erica on defense

and she's actually, she's herself as on defense. And that's why she will never win this one. Yeah. So she's like, well, no one said this, but she's already glad once. And that is a red flag for me. Just the line. Well, yeah, I mean, lying is really bad, Sutton. She goes, yeah, well, she did lie, because she said that he broke his ankle, but then

she said he got a head injury, and that's not truth. Yeah. Now, that's all you can do. I mean, she's contradicted herself so many times. Why is that the only thing? I mean, she said that Tom is so vicious and mean to her that once she was out, she was out and that's it.

She hasn't heard from him one time since. And then she says he's calling her every day to crying. You know, like she's had so many things. Or like that throughout. But why are you picking this one thing? Or how about Erica saying they have such a wonderful marriage and really going to bat for him and then it turns out that he's been cheating for a few years and that, you know, she's been totally unhappy and that she's like a prisoner in her own marriage, which I understand

why people might not want to leave with that, but like I think it's fair for her son to feel like she doesn't know what's true with Erica anymore because it turns out everything that she said was actually kind of fake. I think that is actually what would be her strongest take, but she did really, like you said, she leaned into the broken ankle. That was like what's right. And she really had high hopes in this scene because she's acting like I'm gonna go lay it all out, and I'm just gonna say it and be done with it. And so I was expecting it to be more lawyerly like here's where you lied, here's where you lied, here's where you lied, this, this, this, and I'm not gonna be and be done with it. And so I was expecting it to be more lawyerly. Like, here's where you lied, here's where you lied, here's where you lied, this, this, this, and I'm not gonna be here to set up your goddamn defense

for your husband if that's what you're trying to do. That's not cool or whatever. But instead, she just kinda, she didn't really handle it very well once she got there. She got rich fried or something. She handled it exactly how I thought she was gonna handle it, which is sort of in a timid way,

as she like her eyes dart around the room seeing if anyone's going to come support her because they did privately and realizing for the second time that she was going to be hung out to try. That's how I think. Right. It went exactly how I expected, because like I said, this is not Roni. If it was Ramona, she would have just gone down like bullet point after bullet point after bullet point while she's like buttering her bread. Like you know what?

Well you know what? I'm'm sorry but you lied about the ankle you said you were happy marriage you weren't there people who died they didn't get their money you don't even care about the victims you don't care about anyone you never be happy in your life and you know what you're gonna scare away your husband like you scare away every other relationship they ever had yeah so the producer asked Kyle like do you understand her line do what do you think and Kyle's like well I just think she doesn't trust people. I mean, she was married to a lawyer.

You're not supposed to trust anybody. And sudden, sudden tells us, well, why do I think she lied about the crash and the injury? Because it's part of Tom's defense. That's why. And Kyle's like, so you're saying you think the divorce is possible that it's a sham? She goes, well, I'm not going to say it's impossible.

It looks fishy. All right, but the correct. She's like, I'm going to need to just say it specifically that it's a sham. She goes, well, I'm not going to say it's impossible. It looks fishing. I'm going to need you to say it specifically that it is a sham because I need to use these words against you tomorrow night. Okay. So I'm trying to get. I don't want to be accused of misquoting you when I throw you in the bus. Yeah, exactly. What size bus do you fear the most? Just taking some notes. Yeah. And Erica, she says, Erica is acting like she's totally innocent, emphasis on the word acting, but she made a deal with the devil and the devil always comes knocking.

Yeah, so it's me. I'm sorry, I'm locked down on the backyard. Oh, sorry, Kyle. Sorry, come on, man. Hey, just want to know, where did you get that Bentley again, just out of curiosity? So Kyle's like, well, look, if she's wrong, if I'm wrong and she's completely different,

then she is portraying herself to be, then I'll be eating Crow. You know, so one of us is gonna be eating Crow, and I can cook it for us on my new cooking show called Overly Served by Kyle. Pumper. How does she burn's grow? I'm a good cook, I swear.

So then we go to speaking of food. We now go to Crystal's house where she is putting out like a paking duck spread and some various delicious items. And so I miss Lucy is there in the kitchen while the duck is being set up and she's like, look at this meat, this meat is so dark. And Crystal's like look at this meat This meat is so dark and Crystal's like it's Duck it's a roast the beach like So people are showing up Erica comes over and she's all chipper and everything and Crystal's showing her the food and and

Crystal tells the story about how she ate guinea pig once in Peru or I think it was Peru That she thought was supposed to be like pig but it was guinea pig so she tells that story and we just see some little glimpses of life we see her kids learning from a Chinese tutor which was really cute I really enjoyed that and she talks about how she grew up speaking Chinese I'm like this is lovely let's talk about Erica okay let's go yes they go sit in the living room and Erica is so poor that she stole fabric off that couch to make her boots.

Her boots are the exact same color as the couch. She looks like Erica just cannot win anything. Look, I just can't win. Now she's dressed like a couch. How much torture does this woman have to bear? Hello, Dean Dong. So Kathy's there. And she's like, sorry I was late.

I was getting ready for tomorrow and I I'm serious cleaning the crystal the silver and Kathy's like well you know I want to make this a beautiful special party for the ladies okay yeah and Erica goes oh so I hear you were polishing the crystal of the silver no no I was polishing the silver and cleaning the crystal. That's what I meant. Sweeping the crystal and wandering the silver. I'm sorry I'm poor now, Kathy.

You're just gonna have to explain this to me. I don't understand these rich people things anymore. I'm just a poor girl, not from a small town. So then, Kathy is like, yeah, no, I like to do these things myself. I like doing the polishing. I have one friend and I love in a door Her, but every time you go to her house, it's the same salmon and the same group of people and that friend is Kyle. Sorry Kyle

So Garsell comes over and You know everybody sits down to eat hugs, and I like me. I like Garsell and everybody sits down to eat and hugs. I like Garcell, Erica opened the door and Garcell was like, this is not your house. What are you doing here? Someone guard this over where. She was like the sort of mad that Erica greeted her. And so they sit down and Erica's like,

which one is this supposed to be? Check it's a chicken butt. Pain the butter and generally. No, a bun. To the salad, is that what's all there? There's anything with mayonnaise. I'm pulling down. Does anyone mind if I take this pecking duck

and I roll it up into a bindle to put onto my stick? Gotta ride the rails after this. I've brought a bandana, the ratly stuff, and it popped in the back of a stick. Hi. Does anyone want to want the Tabaa flower for 50 cents off me here? Here it is. Okay, now I'll pull it back with my rope. So Garcels never had duck.

Never. It's like, really? And Kathy can't hold chopsticks. She's like, can I And Kathy can't hold chopsticks. So she's like, can I eat this with my finger? And so they talk about how nice it is. It just being a small group, isn't this crazy? Why haven't we gotten together in a small group again?

They invited you here so they can trash your friend right to your face, basically. And turn everybody, turn Erica against her ass right in front of you to see if you'll take the bait. And join your deck. So yeah, so crystals asking Garcell how the other day felt that Rina's, Rina beauty. And she's like, well, it wasn't great. It wasn't great.

And then they're just joking about like, well, what are you supposed to do to shut up to read? She's like, doctabe. So Erica's like's like well I don't think it's anything that you two can't get placed and Kathy says well you know what she's very very sensitive but at least you got rid of the bangs are we talking about Kyle is that what's happening still talking about Kyle? You know what I still I've watched ER about 30 times and I still haven't seen Kyle in it. Isn't that funny?

And she's very sensitive about it. What are we talking about? I was like, Kyle, I'm glad you finally landed a role on a show that matches your personality. Err. Err. So, Garth's like, well, you know, I think that me and Eric are similar in this regard. people think we're very strong and hard.

Oh, I put all the strong face because I need to get out of bed the morning, but what I'm not gonna do is I'm not gonna kick a dog when they're now. When that dog is down, I'm gonna take a scholar off him, hock that shit. Why waste the dog that's down about our athletes? Listen, I'm not gonna kick a dog when it's down, and I mean, like, that would be like someone who survived some brutal fire, and only to never receive the compensation for the medical expenses from the company that did it.

I would never kick a dog while they're down. Also, I never, I never kick a dog when they're down. Like, what about me? Which actually has the nerve. Really? You're the dog who's down right now. You know who is a dog that was down? Remember when Lisa Vanderpump's brother died by suicide

and she was like in a total depression and the women decided to just like go nuts on her about some stupid rumor about a dog and you know a dog that was actually almost literally down the one that Doree gave to the kill shelter to put down. Yeah, okay. And then you just all accused Lisa Vaterpum of planting a story which she probably did do but you also acted like you they were more livid about a radar online Peace than they are about anything that happened at the center party That's like so

Then we see a clip of Sutton saying that she doesn't want to be associated with the lawsuit in America saying how are you my Syndrome with me about girl I go I ain't got no way else you can step the fuck on, oh, bam, she's like, Well, if I have a straight up judgment to like I do in the podcast, it's between you and me, what about me? What about me? Yeah, and she thought that Sudden was more caring,

which is funny, I'm like, you know that Sudden is a very rich white lady from the South, and you thought that sudden was more caring, which is funny. You know that sudden is a very rich white lady from the south, and you thought she was gonna be just the moment. Well, I've nothing to do with her being from the south, but the moment that something was gonna happen, you know, she'd be like, oh, my heavens, I'm not gonna be here for you. No, no, no, no, no.

Like, sudden is the most stereotypical rich lady, right? She's actually the way that you exactly how you'd expect her to. So why is Erica so surprised? Well, I am a Southern boy, so I come from the land of these lady of Sutton's and you know, a lot of them were great, nice and wonderful, but there are, everybody knows that stereotypical bitch

at the country club who's just judging you. Like my parents during the real estate crash in the 80s, I guess, my parents went broke and they had to start all over again. All those friends just dispersed and were like that. And my mom ended up running the snack bar at the country club. Like we had to work at the country club and feed all these bitches who pretended

like they didn't know you, you know? And so I remember that and I remember people like Sutton and I should hate Sutton, you know? And so I remember that and I remember people like Sutton and I should hate Sutton, you know? That's my point. Like I should be completely on Erica's side, but Erica is playing so wrong that I'm team Sutton. And it makes no sense. Exactly. Also, again, another great pitch for your sitcom about your life that I'm still waiting to watch, by the way. No, but you're right. I mean, it's totally true. I think that there's also some weird stuff

between Erica and Sutton wherein Sutton represents Erica's mom in some way. I think that there's some trigger with Sutton and that's why I think Erica is drawn to Sutton, but at the same time, super angry and upset because I feel like when Erica is yelling at sudden, she's basically yelling at her mom because she had some sort of, you know,

acrimonious relationship with her mother, right? So I'm seeing, like, I can see how, like, son becomes a stand-in for her mom in these situations, which is what she's... What was her story about her mom where she was doing a recital or something and her mom was there in the audience? Was her mom saying something back to her

from the audience like You suck like and look at this one I can't remember what we made up and what was real in the story You know, but I remember it just being I was in a recital and my mama would be proud of Or did she like perform in the living room? She's like I'd go live room be like, hello. Yeah, I'm singing a dance and a throw banana at my head something like that. Or did she perform in the living room? She's like, I'd go live in and be like, hey, I'm singing a dance and a throw banana at my head. Something like that. Even if it's false, I'm happy to create that backstory

for her. It's very fascinating. So then Kathy is like, well, sudden things sit for her social standing and her country club in Augusta. You know, that's what she's thinking about. She's a conservative person from a conservative background. And you know what?

I've got good news and I've got bad news. Guess what? Nobody cared what you have to say. And then she gives this like big, like top denture, like, chest or cat smile. Like, she's like, one thing I learned when I had a reality show on NBC where I tried to mentor people in etiquette and lifestyle, no one cares what you have to say as far as cancel the three episodes.

So Eric is like, no one is that important. Just well everyone has skeletons in their closet. They my family just happens to all be out there. Yes, I did just sort of call my family skeletons. So, hey, that's what they work very hard to be skeletons. They really did. So Garcell goes, yes. So, Erica, I don't know why I felt the need to,

to really fill in that together. Probably because we're like looking, like I think everyone's looking at Garcell, right? What is she, how is she gonna react to this? Because they're obviously shit talking in everyone's looking at Garsell, right? Like, how is she going to react to this? Because they're obviously shit talking in front of Garsell on purpose, right? Because she's sitting spesity. Yeah. Sarah, because like, well, to hear that come out of someone's mouth who's allegedly

cultured and traveled, that is disturbing. I was like, that's exactly what I'd expect to hear. Come out of someone's mouth who's cultured and traveled, to being totally judgy about stuff like this. So she says, if you wanna talk about reputation, that's Kathy Hilton. You know, the hotels. Maybe you've heard of a Kathy Hilton.

The hotels. I'm in a loop, excuse me. Kathy Hilton doesn't have anything to worry about. So wash it's sudden, strakey, okay? Have anything to worry about. Mike, I, well, maybe because Kathy, you're only worthy based on your fame level

or your richness level, which is so Erica, it's such an Erica thing to say. It's like to be, Kathy's opinion is more important because she's richer and more famous in certain, so Sutton doesn't have a right to have an opinion because she's not as rich as Kathy.

It's like, but Kathy, it's a fucked up person kind of thinking that you're railing against, you know? Yeah, Kathy is a totally different person. She's also been to the ringer with families, candles, etc. So it's like whatever. I mean, Sutton, you know, I just think that like it's, I'm just kind of like on team Sutton. So now I'm just kind of, kind of, to kind of defend her on all these points, no matter what.

But I think that's also why to be considered as holes. You know, Eric is acting like, oh, look at her acting like her money and this makes her important. When Eric is whole stick on this show has been how her money makes her so fucking important. So she's talked about the whole time she's been here. Isn't that also the whole idea

that like when you are super super wealthy, you're kind of protected from these instances most likely? Like it's usually that this is what we were learning from this case, right, is that it's the it's the little people who are the ones who get damaged the most in these situations, right? And so I'm not saying so, it's a little person, but Erica's logic that, oh, well, Kathy is the one who has the most to lose. No, Kathy is the one who is the most protected, right?, Kathy is the one who is the most protected. Right. Not that she has anything to lose or be protected.

This is all turning into a pretzel in my brain. I'm not sure that my logic is panning out on any front. So I apologize to listeners who are like, what has been talking about? I don't know. I don't know. So Eric is like, well, where members of the same country club? And I can tell you this.

I've never heard her name. And Garso goes, really? And Crystal says, yeah, well, I've never heard her name. And Garso goes, really? And Crystal says, yeah, well, I've never heard of her, like ever, which Crystal is being back to being a total asshole. I know, I was like, I got a castle. I miss like Crystal being such an asshole from the first few episodes, then she'd be totally relatable.

I was like, no, be an asshole again. And I was like, oh good, she's being an asshole again. So I just find it hilarious that these women are being so snotty when you're both basically wealthiest fuck because of your husbands. Why are you acting like you both did something special, you know? And crystals like, yeah, well, I've never heard of her. And I love that Garsell said, well, someone's only important. If you've heard of them, I mean, come on. Before this, only important if you've heard of them. I mean, come on. Before this, I, before I met Crystal, I didn't know Crystal. I knew Rob Minkoff. Strug. Yeah. Say, Erica says, well, I think that's not just Mrs. Social Qs, you know, and Garsell says, no, I think that she's

like funny and quirky and she's finally getting a voice. And Crystal's like, I think her voice is awkward. I mean, has she even, can you pay recently? I don't think so. I know, Crystal's like, here's Crystal's chance. She's just been waiting for people to team up with her against Sutton, so she's gonna jump on whatever she can, right? And they also, Kathy said, you know, if Sutton did that with another group and Crystal goes,

she'd be back in Augusta. I'd done. It was so snotty, I'm saying that really. Which I, like, I'd done. It was so snottie. I'm saying that really. Which I like, I was like, that was so noxious, but I kind of love it too, because I really like when people are ultra snottie on TV. So then Garsell is like, why are they saying

just in front of me? I mean, they know I'm team-son, like, come on. But it's also funny because last week, the whole thing was that Garsell, like when she gets, would she, gets inner feelings about things, would she get upset that Garcell, like when she gets, would she, gets in her feelings about things where she gets upset that she doesn't like confront them. So she's just, they're just nods.

It's like, hmm, I'm like, okay, well, I guess we're not taking anything from that conversation last week. Not that she doesn't like to give them anything. I think she was doing it because I was paying attention, close attention to her because to me it seemed obvious that they just brought her here to shit talk, Sutton, and get her reaction, right? Because it's a typical mean girl where you get the best friend isolated. And then later when it becomes a fight, you say, well, even Garsell was saying it.

Right. You know, they're like, Garsell was saying this about you to really use her against Sutton, but Garsell didn't play. It's like she knew that that's what they were doing. So she just stayed quiet. She just was like like good luck bitches. I'm not joining you on this one. And then Erica's final sentiment was, well, she should be lucky that people know who the fuck you are. Whatever. It's like, that's maybe that's

why she's scared. She was fucking lucky. People know who she is. And she didn't have to like endure 20-something years of someone's gigantic ball sack almost strangling them in the middle of the night to get it. Okay, sucka. Well, maybe that's why she is concerned because, if she's so lucky that people know who she is, maybe that shows it, I don't know. So Kyle, we go to Kyle's house. And Mauricio is scraping caviar into a bowl.

Big night- It's like caviar. Mmm. Yeah. Mmm. It's like skin your own. Mmm. Yeah. It's like skin and max music and he's like, oh yeah, I'm putting caviar on the plate. Yeah. Oh yeah.

I love being your, you look beautiful. Oh, hold on. I'm alerting a few business people that want to talk to me that it's my 25th anniversary and so I'll be getting back to them tomorrow. So that's pretty romantic, huh? But my cause unhold. anything for you, Kyle. He's like candles everywhere. So now's the Kyle and Mauricio romantic. We've been married and we still love each other scene, which I couldn't give to you.

Shit's about. So say what you need to say. Well, so Kyle's like, so what do you have planned for me? Is well, we're going to have some caviar and then I ordered some Joe's stone crab. And then you know be humming away and so like I don't know how that dress is gonna survive so maybe you'll have to take it off she's like oh wait it's coming off so then they start talking about how the lives of change all these years and it's montage of them loving each other and suddenly take the food to the back pool house where there's like this more checkerboard floor and lots of balloons. It's like very sad. And Kyle's like, I just didn't think we'd make it 25 years. I mean,

I didn't have a good role model. I mean, my dad was the forest from us and then like my mom married like four times. And I just, who'd have thought, like you thought, I'd have been a total train wreck, like my sister Kim, but I'm actually like the most stable out of everyone, so I'm just gonna say that on camera, that I'm just like in such a stable relationship, Kim may be more famous, but I have a more stable relationship. Isn't that so funny, Mauricio?

I love when she was talking about her mom, and she's like, you know, her marriages didn't really last, because she didn't trust men. I was like, oh, well, that's a nice romantic spin on that one. And if anyone wants to hear more about that story, go listen to the episode we did with the morbid ladies on this podcast because we went into the big Kathy, mama Kathy.

We did. It's a story and it's crazy Yeah, most of the rest of the scene is just Kyle saying how like I made sure to make my marriage a priority And when you're in a marriage in a town like this when you're in a marriage You have to put in your homework. It's basically she's like like you know congratulating herself for doing the hard work Yeah, and she's giving this big monologue and and she's like, I mean, what are the percentage of marriages in California that even last? Hello!

I mean, when I married you, I thought it would be forever, but I didn't know that I could even have that growing up. And he's like, I'm gonna hammer a crab. I'm like, honey! I'm looking for the same thing three times. She's just competitive with all, she's basically marking her territory and being competitive with all the other relationships that are out there right now. Who would have thought what are the odds? I wonder what the

stats are on marriages in California lasting. Do you think they're like 25 years? I mean what are the odds? What are the odds of marriages that have lasted this long in California where the wife has a pink neon sign in the living room. Did we win that one? Did we win that one? Okay, of the people who have starred in both Halloween and Little House in the Prairie, what is the rate of divorce amongst them? So then everybody's getting ready for the big party and Doreet's in her bathroom getting her makeup done and Jagger's picking her lipstick and she's like, jiggy, lipstick, new, that's a summer color.

And so he's going to put it on her face and he's saying, if it's not going on your lips, it's going someplace. It just feels kind of terrifying. So then Kyle is in her glam and she's calling Kathy and she's like, Kathy, what are you wearing? Is it going to be as fulfilling an outfit as a 25-year-long marriage? And she's like, you know what, these candles aren't lit. There's no water in the glasses. I'm Patrick. I need the seating chart. Oh, look at that. Look at the blueberry. You know what, this looks really good.

Catherine, I've been married for 25 years, Kathy. You know what this looks really good I've been married for 25 years Kathy I'm sorry. I'm waiting for Kim to call. I need this line to be clear Also, I love that when she called cause like um is Mrs. Hilton in this is her sister. Thank you She has to be so formal nobody even knows who she is. I know. I like that So um so Garsell starts to FaceTime's son and son, she's like, are you ready or whatever? And son's like, oh well, it doesn't take me too long

to be get beautiful. I mean, I don't have to be in Glant for two hours. You know, it's just a 20 minute deal for me. Garsell's like, okay, this whatever. Now listen, she's like, listen, now we have to stand up for ourselves. I have a beef with Erica. But in the nicest way possible, I just want to tell her,

I don't believe her and that's all. So then Kathy's dinner party. Now, they must really love Kathy over there. They real housewives of Beverly Hills because they did that new, you know, they did that Vanderpump is having a royal party music. Yeah, they did.

It's like only for her, except they made Kathy her own, which is the first time that we've ever seen a big fancy party where they put new royal music in. Yeah. Wow. That's something Kathy. It's Lamar. You've made it.

Lamar. Made it. So, um, so Kathy sort of like comes down the stairs or something, but she encounters her Butler Patrick and he's like, ohler Patrick. And he's like, oh, hello. And she's like, oh, well, you have the seating chart and everything. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. He's like very much into being French.

And he's like, oh, bonjour, croissant, where, where, where, where, ah. Yeah, I don't believe he's French for one second. I think he's a damn liar. I've never known a French person who's been like, oh, wait, wait, wait, qu'au, welcome. He's not scared out of here. He's a big ham, right? He's like a little bit too much for a ham. person who's been like oh we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we we're we're we we're we're we're we're we're we we're we're we're we we're we're we're we we're we're we we're we're we're we we're we we're we we're we're we're we we we're we're we we're we we're we we we we're we we're we're we we we're we we we're we we we're we we we we we're we we we we we're we we we we we we we we we to beginning a last Vanderpump rule season. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da I think it's from a Nancy Myers film. I know that we're bringing her up a lot lately, but it's from something like that. It's the theme song to days of thunder. So Kathy, she's like doting on everything. She's like, I have a pet peeve. Please don't come five or 10 minutes early because that's what I'm really walking around and making sure there's a fresh bar of soap, the toilet paper is unfolded, the perfumes are out, nothing's rotten,

I'm just in the lighting in the room. I'm gonna put up some things that might make Kyle jealous. You know, that's what I need to do. I'm a fluffer. I'm a fluffer. Make sure that Rick isn't walking around with that bottoms on. You know, typical things you do before people come over. So Rina comes dressed in kind of an Easter purple suit

in her rock and roll hair and she's like, it's weird. Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. The quietest Lisa Rinna has been so you know that Kathy is really rich. Yeah, because she's not doing her normal. Hello! She's like, hello, hello.

Hi. Hi. Kat, and Kathy is not there. Kathy's in the kitchen just checking in on the shafts and everything. This is like hello Cat and Kat is not there Kat is in the kitchen just checking in on the shafts and everything so Rina sees Patrick and she's like hello I guess oh I am French so I love femininity ladies and she's like Okay, sure, okay, and I can see you walking at a runway of Paris. Oh my god. I love you What's your name? What's your name? It's like... Do me this.

Le pluson, le pluson. Turn around for me. I'm French. Irrigantly, lady. Make a spin, make a turn. You, you are star. I see it coming for you. Okay, Patrick.

You're getting creepy now, buddy, okay? Turns out it's just Harry Hamlin and a mask doing a French accent. Patrick. You're getting creepy now, buddy, okay? Turns out it's just Harry Hamlin and a mask doing a French accent. This is what he's been working on in Romania. This role. So, then he pretends like there's no bar and he's like, oh, the bar is closed. Oh, come on. It's got his house.

Where's the bar? So then, deretion. This is the house of Hiltonilton at least bring me some of those tiny little bottles from the mini bridge Just want to chocolate mint on my bed so Darius comes over and Kathy's still just like doting and Kyle shows up and Kyle is like a Kathy Absolutely shows up later her own party sometimes like she's not like she's not above Making her guess way just sort of like I make people wait for my divorce, which isn't coming 25 years strong Erica so poor that somebody already

repossessed half of her shirt poor thing she comes in and like holes are missing out of her blouse and just her black lace bra under. And then we see Kathy in the kitchen. This is how we like it and her Paris voice. And then Crystal comes and she looks really sexy today. And so everyone's like, oh my god, we even had this body. Yeah. Oh my god. You guys remember that she shared the chin body issues, right? And you're like, oh my god, finally, you look sexy. Wow. I don't know if I'd lead with that personally. And then, suddenly comes in dress like a very, very rich traffic cone.

She's wearing prison arms, which is appropriate. And she's like, I didn't even think of it like that. She probably did that, did do that on purpose. That's funny. And then the front of it on the blazer part, the collar part, are like two ladies who are like facing away from each other, but looks like their next have been broken.

I was like, wow, this is a dark outfit to be wearing tonight, Satan. Geez. And she's like being very ginger and she goes up the staircase to go again and then how she's like, okay, and right, oh, here we go. So, um, the end, they're really giving a beat on it. Like, this is the most dramatic episode of the season, because everything involving Sutton gets a, it's really goes, whoa, Sutin, that coat looks great on you.

She's like, like it? Love it. And meanwhile, Erica, by the way, is also putting on a show because there's a waiter. There's Patrick, but there's also a waiter. And the waiter serves her a cocktail. And she goes, what is this? All right.

Wow. I was going to order a hot toddy by my live on the edge wow I was like she's doing her full grin impersonation right now to be like I'm just a sweet fun one anyone who hates me must be an evil wish that's right wow cocktail so then Garsell comes in air goes like wow the jumps are fine bike of the fuck and hey on jumps are fine what what what was that I don't know so so then Patrick starts offering a cheese puff and then that's funny watching Rina take food without like having to think about it he's like here cheese puff and she's like, he's running, watching Rina take food without like having to think about it. He's like, here, she's puffed and she's like,

he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like,

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he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, just like cheese puffs fall out. So be like those guys. These are the watches It'll be like cheese puffs like hey you want to go So um, I can't just like oh Patrick you forgot about me. She's puff. He's like oh, yes Yes, oh you should take more than one. Oh, well, I can't take more than one at a time because I'm not an octopus Patrick I'm not an octopus

Because I'm not an octopus Patrick. I'm not an octopus So to read like well Finally, I mean me element you think to yourself I'm peckish and then there it is a silver platter What glows the belasio nowhere to be seen? By the way, she did technically say you think to yourself, gee, I'm a little package. She did another G moment. G, I'm a little package. So, some of Rina's like, no, this is my second drink. I'm not responsible for whatever comes out of my mouth,

which will remain quiet during all of dinner while you guys Kicks up. Yeah, always throws up her legs. Yeah, I can't wait to watch you guys throw a set under the bus Could be me until it's not gonna be me I'm not gonna be I'm staying out of this one. Okay So then they head to the dining room and Patrick Butler goes. Uh, Kyle? Excuse me, what's your first name? She goes, I'm Kyle, Mrs. Hilton's sister. Oh, out. God, that hurt the watch.

And by out, I mean. Ha ha ha ha ha. The one who she said you must not enter the premises. Yeah, that was me. It smells like bronze medal in here. I think this is where you sit, man, man. Kathy's sister. We were told that you would prefer, for dinner tonight, you'd prefer muffin, some sort of raga muffin So um then but to everybody else he's really nice. I love that Patrick just totally shades Kyle and then immediately turns around and goes Oh and you Mrs. Versace or the lead to a spin the spin for me

for me. I mean while Kyle is just like drooling staring at these candle statues like I'm obsessed with these back-or-out candles take things. So Sutton is sat next to Erica of course. So she's like um this gives us a second to cheat chat Erica. So about what? About what? She's like well Yeah about what happened at the reats and my feelings on what transpite when we were at all at Kyle's house and her cuz like who the fuck is this stupid bitch? Well, I just want to make sure you're okay. Just want to make sure you're okay. She's oh What are you trying to know? What are you trying to know? Sutton. I'm not trying to do anything. Well, I don't need to hear your position. You're made it clear.

And Kyle is just sitting there like, my god, oh my god, I was already starting. No one's even at the table yet. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Guys, get over here. Get over here, guys. Come on. And Sutton was trying to get away with just doing like a little pre-dinner. Hey, just wanted to let you know. Yes, I did say that I think you're guilty, but you know, I have a more open mind about it now or something, and just have it in

so it didn't have to become the whole night, you know. So, Erica's like, well, you made it clear. She was, but you haven't heard my position. She was, I don't need to. You've said it to everyone else. She's like, well, do you want to talk to me? And this is coming from the woman who I believe earlier this season said, oh, I believe everything in the news, but they don't want to talk to me? This is coming from the woman who I believe earlier this season said,

oh, I believe everything in the news, but they don't want to hear what I have to say, right? Like, I feel like she had a moment like that this season, right? Where she was mad that people listened to what everyone says, but not what she says. And Howard went, when Sun's saying, like, well, you haven't heard from me. She was, I don't need to. I thought what everyone else said. Right. And she's like, well, do you want to talk to me or not? She's, I'm old. I have a

mouth. And she's standing above her, just kind of like doing the Erica look where she's looking down, like literally looking down her nose. She's like, I'm a mouth. Yeah, she's, you're opinional me does not matter. And so I'm like, oh, boom, boom. So then, I think, who does that sound like? Who does that sound like? Your opinion of me is none of my business. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

It's a Lisa Rinniquot. Oh, I mean, it's also like a regular quote in real life, but that's a Lisa Rinniquot from like two seasons ago. Yeah, so Erica excuses herself to go to the bathroom and she runs into Rene and the hall, which is what happened? What I missed? Oh, nothing. I just need to use the bathroom and then, and then Garsell's like, Don't decoke in there, please.

Rene will never let you hear the end of it. So Garsell's like, what did you do, sudden? And she's like, no, I said that we should chit-chat and she did not receive it well. And I think it's better to hear it from the face that said it. Not that anyone else this tape was gonna do just that. It's just me, which is cool. A-thssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Ding ding ding, I'm a bell! Ding ding ding ding, I'm a bell! You gotta ring them bells, you gotta ring them bells!

So Erica comes back and Garcell is like, are you good? Oh totally, yes, I'm totally good, I had to pee. I don't know why people say I'm dishonest, because I'm clearly totally fine right now, and that's all that happened. I just have to pee I Will take this bell Patrick just sets right now up and skills the bell. I take back everything I said about you So he goes we are about to serve you a four-course dinner and she really goes oh Shit Wow, I don't think I have enough pockets for that!

So... Calm down over there. So Doreet's like, this is like amazing caviar pie that comes around that probably costs like $500 and she goes... Buh-bye! Buh-bye! Buh-bye! Buh-bye! Buh-bye! Buh-bye! Buh-bye! Buh-bye! pie that comes around that probably costs like $500 and she goes, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye,

buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh bye, buh like Havocene. So she's like, I don't mean to hijack the conversation. But you know, you never do that. You know, she never does that. Does she everybody? It's to read hijacking the conference. That is hilarious. Kathy, who just said it the last thing that they were at. Well, to reach probably sensitive about being a photop for talking too much. Yes, you're totally right. Well, I just wanted to preface this by saying, Gersel, I don't like conversation, and I'm always like, gee, was that a confrontation?

And equally, I will also stick out for myself and I feel really shitty, and I don't know really what I'm trying to get at here. I just try to say, I stand by everything I have to say. I'm like, what were you trying to say there, Gery? Just wanted a chance to do my dig hands, my jab hands. Look at the focus on my jab hands. So right there darling.

And Kathy's like, I have an idea. Let's have our nice dinner. Because when we eat, we want to enjoy it. Yes to read. Now just zip it, zip it, zip it, zip it, let's. And so they're like everyone kind of reset. So Garcell tells us, would I be up for a conversation with Doreet? Sure, but that would have meant she hijacks the whole night.

So thank you, Kathy Hilton. So then Doreet is like, I want the bell again. Give me the bell. I want the bell. Ha ha ha ha. OK, whoever holds the bell, if you have something you got to get off your chest, say it right now. Okay, son, starting with you. I was like, oh, you're so classic, right? After Kathy just said, let's folk, I spent like several thousand

dollars on this meal. So you're going to pay attention to what you're eating. And you're going to say, okay, that's fine. Okay, Garsell. Okay. Okay, son, you start. Yeah, so Karles like wow, I wonder what she's talking about it. Come on, Sutton and it's like, can the bell over? And Sutton's like, well, I just tried to have this conversation with Erica and she got upset. She was, I was not upset. She was, well, she didn't want to hear anything. I know, I said very polite, but your opinion of me does not matter, or too much. Well you don't know my opinion of you, Erica. And to reach like, she's 100% right there.

100% is like, I have the bell, actually. I don't give a fuck what you have. Cause the crowd's over there going, it's better just to say it am I wrong and my wrong guys just say it say everything said and just say what it's ever on your mind and treat Like just write an Erica cuz no stop it. I'll speak for myself, but I have the bail. I don't give a fuck about you Bale, you know what Erica you have to stop speaking to me like that. Just no, I don't No, I don't No, I don't Just you need to stop speaking about my life because it does not impact you in any sort of way

By the way, I hope you don't mind. We are gonna have to call you in for a depositional's character witness Okay, but I do not impact you whatsoever I'm certain it's like what I know that and she says no, you know because if you did you would be talking And then, uh, Lammarach, too. Lammarach with roasted vegetables. Yeah, so there's like, Lamm is being served while they're fighting. And so it goes, I'm not talking anymore. They are. Okay. So then, cast, don't raise your voice. Some a to not raise your voice, somebody to not raise your voice, somebody. Like, Erica's like with her like waving finger in her head rolls.

Erica's just going in 100. It's so funny. It's something's just like, what the hell? Yeah, I've been again, sudden started this off in a very bad way. That whole like, I just want to have a chitchat with so fake and so not like, it's also not how to do this. I think if you're gonna approach, if you're gonna confront Erica about this, you don't try to even be sweet and polite.

Like I just wanna clear this up. You just come in and be like, you know what Erica, I'm pissed at you or whatever. So she messed this up. So like Erica is totally taking over this narrative here or whatever. And so Kathy's like, oh, I guess I should have started to wish I'd let Doreetalk and Patrick's like trying to start poor chops or the lamb chops, but Kathy's like, oh, I guess I should have started to wish I'd let Doreetalk. And Patrick's like trying to serve pork chops or the lamb chops, but he's like, do you scare it?

He's like, uh, cuz Eric just keeps moving. He's standing right behind her and she's like, oh yeah, I'm good. I'm like, uh, lamb chop, whenever we come down here. And so, Sutton's like, well, do you want me to be quiet? Because you'd love to tell me to be quiet when I'm speaking. She was, I never said be quiet. I said, my life is not in back. You were all moved.

And Sutton just squins at her and we hear a, and Patrick's in the kitchen being like, oh, they are fighting like cats and dogs in there. Which I was so happy for, because that's what I always want to know. I want to know what the people who are working, serving people during these fights are saying. So, Sudden's like, well, you're very concerned about what I think about you,

which is why I miss small town, which is really the rocker tour I think, but to say to me and to my hometown, and all the small towns in America, I am, I was like, what? I love Sudden something, having this like political stump speech I am every small dawn a map. I am really proud of what Christian and I built together We built it from the ground up no money even though I'm divorced. This is still a life I built for myself

I'm just like and how does my wife impact that? She's like, Erica, I thought it was going to you. And then it didn't. She's, well, you didn't have to go out and get panicked about something that doesn't affect you. My life, what I'm going through, the life of you in any single drop of your laugh. And so, Dore is like, Erika, I love you, I support you, but I don't agree with that. And she's like, wow! Look, Erika. Erika just decided to come in on the offense tonight. It's cracking me up because she's doing that.

Like you said earlier, her soap opera like, wow! How could you? And Doree's been like, she's like, why? How could you? And Dorees gets, she's like, well, every time an article is written, our name's attracted to it. And you know that. Yeah, and she says,

Dorees says she's not worried about a reputation, but there's still so much unknown. And she's basically worried about getting subpoenaed. And she's like, it doesn't make us bad friends if we just want a little reassurance, which is actually kind of true. So Erica's like, it doesn't make us bad friends if we just want a little reassurance, which is actually kind of true. So Erica's like, this is like now when she enters

the next level, she levels up her so much. She's like, they're going to be a day when all of this is behind me, and it's gonna be a very sweet day. And I'm gonna remember those who are with me, and I'm gonna remember those who are against and I'm gonna remember those will against me I'm sure I'll smash like so so okay, okay, you'll remember that like Okay, it's not like you're gonna be then ascend to becoming the president of a corporation and I'm gonna like

Dole out like cars to everyone. I don't know like it was like this string I can't see her because she's giving George Bush's George Bush's terrorism speech. You're on the with us, oh, you're against us. And if you're against us, you're a terrorist. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Eric, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I remember you, I'm keeping the last.

Oh my God. Oh, Eric has got a list. Yeah, it's like to go ahead. No one cares, Eric. To what end? You're for now. Exactly, that's the other thing ahead. No one cares, Eric. To what end. You're poor now. Exactly. That's the other thing.

They're not going to be. I don't care. So I'm not against you. And then in crystal, of course, it's like, um, Rob's in the business. And he had people who's been, who've been me to it in his business, in his movies, like Scar. You should see, Scar's me to, okay. And guess what? Rob has nothing to do with it,

and he doesn't care. He doesn't care. Thanks, Chris. Yeah, but that's not the point. The point, that's not even a good example, Crystal, the example would be if Rob was accused of me too, and then are you standing by him or you standing up for what's right?

You're not even giving the same example, you know? And Eric is just over there going, I'll trust him, I'll trust you, I'll make it all my ass. So they're on her in her own world. And Garth smells like, but Eric, isn't it human nature that you would go, is this gonna affect me? I mean, isn't it? Isn't that human nature? No, it's not. No, that, it is. Well, really? Really? Why? Why? Why? She's like, why, Erica? Why? Because why the fuck would you be dragged in? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that's coming down the side of her cheek. She's like, ooh. And so a girl's like, oh, don't, don't waste your viseine drops.

No, no, don't cry. Don't, don't do that. And she's like, I'm not, I'm, listen, I'm just saying, isn't it human nature? I know you're a robot, but can you appreciate what human nature is? And isn't it human nature to say say could I be implicated in this? I think that's natural and I want you to see that and Eric is I don't want to hurt you Eric is just like Squeezing some tears that and I just like it's so much sadder seeing someone cry in their bra

Like it's just so much more vulnerable when you're just sitting in there and you're a broad sobbing She's like squeezing a little combat sense the tears out of the wig down her eyes. So Garsell's just trying to be like, look, they're just people are scared or whatever's in that normal. And then Garsell tries to wipe a tear away from America's eyes all my way.

And then, Eric says, oh, she sucks. She sucks. No, no. And she's like, come come on don't do that What and why would she act like that? I'm just trying to be kind and Erica goes you can let go of me Now Erica I don't believe there's a single person at this table let go You've got a ruin my tear pack that's attached the back of my blast, please let go Go, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, probably be wearing the pearl. As I support you. But holy rig a turn it upped with baloney.

When you're reading about orphans and widows, it's hard to tell I just thin a rubber lemon and fell off the ceiling and trust me I know. PK dipped one in rats and swallowed it wholely, couldn't make a poopy for a week. Blue up like the little purple girl in the willow anchor. What were we talking about? How do you think I feel Gussel please take a hands off. I don't know how many times I have to tell you

please take a hands off. No don't dare to get back. Gussel's like, here we go. Please stop. I'm not going to do it. It's not a real tear Gussel. It's an ethanol. Let's make sure ethanol and insulting crack as please, please stop trying to touch it So Dorit's like I think you feel exactly how we all feel no I feel a lot worse than you do So yeah, I feel way worse actually and gr. So it's like you know I feel bad for Eric but what about the victims? I mean who had nothing and now have less But what about the victims? I mean, who had nothing and now have less?

Shrug? Yeah. So Doreet says, well, we never had any indication that this was on the horizon. You know, I don't believe that you knew most of these things. Genuinely, genuinely, I had to believe that. Then why? Then why?

I, yeah. Thought that I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I to die. I'm about it. So how am I torturing your ear, Ka? I love you, I'm talking to all of you. Everyone's trying to be there for you. Everyone is, but we're gonna let Sutton make an ass of herself. And then we're all gonna enjoy that together, won't we? Oh, Sutton, feel like being there for me. Look at my brain. Look at my... Oh, it doesn't feel like being there for me. Walk around the rain. Walk around the rain.

Walk around the rain. Walk around the rain. Oh, my fucking lot. Uh my life living in a ton of Dusted mini-manchin and Hancock park with a range of And a pool I sit there I cry and I think as the saltiness of my tears get ruined the perfect pH balance of the chlorine in my water And the pool look at my life So then it just like closes up on Erica crying and everybody looks really awkward and then we get horror movie sound effects because We also get the Rina's way of I

Want to say something, but I know I shouldn't so she does you just see Rinne and Psycho like this. Oh Oh Swinging swinging so hard right now So then we come back we go to commercial and we come back and say Welcome me welcome me Doreg look about fucking life and we said go I got bad this and breaks me fucking heart every time it's just so ridiculous so then while you're still talking let the girls like let it go everyone let it go let it go let it go let it go why why you

know what this is the boy Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh nothing you wanted. Say it, why? Are you two? Why are you two? I'm still with her. I was like, guys, put yourselves into her position. If we can just get to a place of love by neighbor. I can't read it going biblical now. Love by neighbor. Like what she said to a Vanderpump.

Was that what was that? Was love by neighbor was that part of the exchange when she said oh Denise you're so angry right now. Was that was that the love by neighbor part? It was the part where you just got Denise kicked off this show for loving her neighbor. Okay. Yeah, so then Erica's like, oh this is such bullshit. I love you Lisa Rina, but you know every time I come to one of these events the shit gets kicked out of me I was like ha ha the ghost of Denise Richards and Lisa Vanderpomper just sitting behind her like Telling it's just good That is exactly right

It's like for something out of the even fucking dude to read if you would like to change places with me Let me know and and Doreet's like, oh I told my love, who would ever want to trade places and live in this fucking night while that you're living in, oh my god, they're not even wearing the pill. Mama Mia Maldipotent for America's like, why don't you have some compassion for where I am right now, but we do have compassion I've got a dress called the compassion And I was like well, I'm looking around this table for a

Paw and cause like oh you do have our support Erica you do Kyle no Erica. No look I'm about to throw something under the bus for you. It's you have No, look, I'm about to throw a sudden under the bus for you. It's, you have to, I'm about to tell you a story. Oh, oh, oh, oh. This is about sudden having an honest conversation with you and being honest about what she said to us. That's what it's about. That's what it is.

Be honest. And the Erica just stares at her and squints. Like, you're my boss and I know I have to do this, but I fucking hate you for making me do this right now. Because this is so Erica and Rin. I have to do this, but I fucking hate you for making me do this right now. Because this is so arrogant, I mean, this is so Kyle and Rina, they go to Erica's house, get her all wound up about Sutton. Then the other ladies have another dinner

to get her all wound up about Sutton, and they're not getting the fight that they want out of Sutton. So another gonna attack her. I have to give to read credit here, at least to read is saying something, right? Because at that meeting that Sutton called, Kyle was going, well, I can't be friends with someone if they're a lot, they were all saying shit. It's, this is so Kyle. This is so fucking Kyle, right? Yeah. So Chris, I actually think this was good that Kyle did

this. And the reason why is because Sutton was being very sheepish and then once like Sutton started getting agitated and feeling like put on defense, I think she kind of like dropped her desire to be nice and nice and she started to actually be a little bit more aggressive with Erica which I liked. Well, Sutton didn't look. Sutton came in to have the conversation and Erica shut her down right away. So it's not like Sutton's not doing anything and now they're yelling at Sutton like she's not, she's being so fake, but Sutton's tried to bring it up like three times

and Erica won't let her. So now they're like, come on Sutton, be honest Sutton. Be honest, just say what you're gonna say. Stop lying, just be open and honest. Carl's favorite thing to say. Yes. And Erica's like, well, we've, Carl's like, I want you to know what's being said.

I want you to know what's being said when you're not there, but I would want to know what's being said. And Erica's like know what's being said when you're not there But I would want to know what's being said and Erica's like well We tried to get that out of a million times and so I was like no twice Twice is how many times and calls like she's not being honest is what I'm saying and she's saying we're not here Like I'm sorry, son. I'm sorry. You're my friend But you're not being honest and you're putting us in a bad position You're looking too face. I love that you're putting us in a bad position. You're looking too face. I love that Sutton is putting them in a bad position.

But Erica is not. I know. And she's looking too face when Kau has not said one single thing that she said to the other girls to Erica's face. Yes. So Sutton's like, well, I'm getting a little fed up with Kau. I'm being too faced. No one else is speaking up.

So check the other side to your own faces. So she says, now listen, at Kyle's dinner I did bring up very difficult questions and I said it to you in your face at that dinner and then we see the flashback of, are you truly blindsided or did you know it was coming? Which also was another life from Erica. I don't have access to lawsuits before the press, which kind of avoided the question, but the LA Times didn't call you for comment on an article that they've heard. The LA Times didn't call you, really.

So, suddenly goes, I don't think you're a liar. I mean, I said all that, like, I said this to you, did your attorneys concoct this, you know, and I will say, I have softened on, just like, just like PK over the years, I have softened on all these points of view that I had which is funny that she's like I'm soft and she has not and I'm kind of like son okay You said the next time I see Erica. I'm gonna be honest with her and be straight up and I and say I think that she lied lied. Oh, about what? About what? About what? And Kale's like, well, I'm sorry, Thin, but you said it. So, Kale's like, well, we all have questions, but we didn't

all call a meeting and express the same things as Sutton. And then we see one month earlier, the meeting, Kyle, Kyle putting Sutton there going, the question is, did Eric know these things or did she not? So are you saying you don't believe Erica? So yeah, actually, Sun has a very big voice when she's in person, she's talking about isn't when the person is she's talking about isn't there, but like when she's when she sees them, it's a different situation. I'm like, that's literally all of you guys. So Rino's like, whatever it is, just be fucking honest. Oh my god, I'm sweating again. Oh, I can't stop sweating. just be fucking honest. Oh my god, swing again. Oh, I can't stop swing.

And Erica's like, this is fucked up, you guys. And Garsell's like, I'm not sure why Kyle and Erica keep focusing on Sutton. I mean, everyone said something. Why is she the scapegoat? Which thank God, someone said it, you know. So Kyle's like, you're not being honest, Sutton. You said to me, you said to me in my house,

at your my house, that Erica's not being honest with you the liar And I said no she's not a liar and you said she lied about the accident Well the car accident story which I had never heard no one had ever heard because I had only just made it up I mean no one no one's ever heard it so Well, you told everyone that he had broken his foot that's's true. And I thought that you had lied about the broken foot. Wow. Wow. Wow, Bethany, wow.

I thought you lied about the broken foot, so you didn't have to say the brain thing. She's, wow. So that's where the lie part comes in. I am not a liar. And you should not be saying things. She's like, but what am I even saying? And she goes, tell the guy, tell me what she's been saying. And she goes, no, the what your telling us isn't 100% the truth.

That's what I've been saying. And now Rina has the tiny dog. And she's like, you're okay, tiny dog. You're going to be a model too. You're going to be model too. Let me tell you about the vintage Versace award. So, so then Erica's like, what do you not believe? She's like, well, how can I believe every single thing?

What the fuck do you think I'm doing, huh? What the fuck do you think I'm doing? Um, so Erica's like, uh, she says I'm just trying to talk to you. She's like, no, you're not. Yeah, she was being a bit in the line. I'm not a liar. And so it's really quiet while Erica's like Sunday and ring her stone face, look down her nose,

and suddenly she's squinting. And Erica's like, do you know something about my life that I don't? Because if you do spake up because I like to know, look at me, because I'm going to hate you. Oh, fuck it, no. Or I'll bitch, I'll tell the truth. And I'm not a liar.

And you got a lot of fucking mover. Don't talk to me like that. And then the fun is- Oh what? Oh, what? What? What? What?

And I just like, Kyle's eyes are like, Bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, And then he just laughs, she's like, She's like, she's like, or nothing. Exactly blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, which is amazing for those of you on Reddit, they'll read them, because someone in there put together a whole compilation of Eric as contradicting Chris off. Yeah. And it's really good, Eric is so fucking cool.

I mean, I think, and it's to be continued. This is a legitimate to be continued this time. Yeah. But it was really good. I mean, it's kind of funny. I mean, sudden is, like you said, she is being like a fake, snotty, judgy person right now, you know, and like, it makes total sense where Erica's like, fuck this bitch.

And yet at the same time, I still am on team son about this. What can you do? Okay? Yeah, I just think they all are. And you know, Kyle's doing that thing where she's like I'm gonna be there for you No, she's not she's gonna be there for you right now because she's getting a lot of storyline for her show, but She's not gonna she thinks the audience is on Eric's side. They should they all think like right everyone loves Erica She's so fabulous. She wears the best outfits and sons being like so judgy and she's like so not cool right now Like they just all think that everyone hates Sun while they're filming this.

Ed. Yeah. Ah, it's so fun watching them pick it alongside every season. But that was fun. That was a really long recap, but super fun to do. And then I can't wait to see what happens next week. I hope this goes most of the episode next week. I, I, it's, it's really good. Like I'm just so fascinated by this fallout. I think the reunion is going to be, oh man, that's a reunion. It's going to be a blood bath. It really will be. And it's fun. It's fun to hear someone on the show, even if she, even if something

is not good at confronting Erica, it's fun to hear someone on the show. Voice a lot of things that people in the audience are saying. Like when she said, you know, when there's one lot, there's many more. It's like when you see one cockroach, you know, there's like a thousand more onto the sheet rock. And I was like, yes, and why are you picking up sheet rock, but whatever.

But it's like, it's cool to hear. Sometimes I feel like on the show, especially on the LBP season, it felt like there wasn't always a voice that represented the audience. And I feel like Sutton and Garsell are giving us that, which is a really fun viewing experience for us. Yeah, well, super fun.

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