Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Out Me Without Me

Episode Date: August 27, 2020

This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Season finale time for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The ladies try to set Denise up for a big showdown with Brandi Glanville at Dorit's finale party, and it falls as flat as Dorit's new fake champagne. For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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But like super cool that that's that's that's happening over there. That's cute. That's fun. And then um, today is episode 1300 1300 Which is crazy. 300 of our podcast, not of this season of Beverly Hills. Yeah, it's actually shortened. It's actually a shortened season of Beverly Hills, even though it seems like it's been 1300 to some of you. Personally, I've been enjoying it. I think it's great. I think it's been a great season.

But before we jump back into that and finish that up until we're union time next week or the next two weeks, let us go to some small business shout out. Okay. This is Rebecca from Salt Lake City. She's in an area called Sugar House. And she has a business called Sugar House cleaning. She's a green cleaning company.

She specializes in residential, deep cleans, maintenance cleanings, and move-in, move-out cleanings. They close down for COVID, but she is ramping back up with coronavirus precautions in place. They sanitize their tools, they use solo cleaners, they allow, they follow quarantine guidelines for customers and employees, so give them a call. So just look up sugar house cleaning guy. If you're in that area. Yeah, and I got one.

Erica sends this to us because her partner is Jouaou. Oh my goodness, PTSD from below deck med. Jouaou, but I'm sure a different Jouaou. He has a small business called Ultimate Comfort. Ultimate Comfort is a Latino owned and family owned, heating and era company located in Raleigh, North Carolina. Hey, we were just there a few months ago. They are indoor comfort experts

to service, all HVAC brands. For both commercial and residential properties and always offer excellent customer service, Kai, so you can check them out at ultimatecomforthvac.com. If you're in the market for HVACs and things like that, so thank you, Erica. And thanks for being a, wow, Erica says, I've been cracking up from the two of you since I was a teenager way back in the TV guys and days. Oh, geez. You gotta say that.

I didn't know that we've been around long enough for someone to say they've been listening to us since they were a teenager, but that's crazy. And now she has a husband who has an HVAC business. This is what's happening. Oh, God. Oh, God. The world just keeps on

attaining. The world keeps on turning. And so does the real housewives of Beverly Hills. I was trying to think that there was anything else to mention at the top of the episode. Obviously, there was some big news. The past few days that we haven't even addressed in the podcast. That's because we are we addressed it in our bonus episode. Darynda Medley, left real housewives in New York, we're way she fired. So we're gonna be talking about that. The best. You better back to the baby males. That's all in our bonus episode this week.

Yes. As well as we'll be talking about the Luan music video. Diva, I'm a Diva, Diva, Diva, Diva, Diva. I'm a Diva in a hallway. I'm a Diva in a car. So that's it. Her new experience in not auto tuning. Go ahead. If I'm mad.

I really, really respect that she decided to just not auto tune herself this time around. Yeah. Give us the raw Luan voice. A raw countess. Okay, so here we are with real housewives of Beverly Hills season. Oh, who has Lisa bandapump manipulated this season? Let us find out. I know Know and we know things are serious this episode because it starts off saying Thursday Yes When there's a day of the week and it looks like it's being eaten by a passing dog like that It's like Monday and then the dog passes and it disappears as the dog passes over it Monday and then the dog passes and it disappears as the dog passes over it

Dog passes over the title Like let's pull out all the artistic stops for this finale So we finally find out this this seed this year the season What this is all been about because in the beginning, you know, Kyle made it this huge mystery like if we knew just how bad it was gonna be We would have rethought or whatever it was and Denise has skipped the last six weeks of filming Well today we find out that she did not skip six weeks of filming They just kept shooting because they had nothing they had nothing So they just kept shooting hoping that they could trap Denise in some kind of trap, and she never showed up for it.

So nice try, Suckas. Yeah, exactly. It's like she skipped a Reitz party. So yeah, so it opens up with Kyle. She has her collection of rags at Sunstore because Sun has a grid. She's like, you know what, I want to do, I want to experiment with the idea of business.

What happens if I put a terrible business inside my good business, can I fix it? Wow, I'm already closed down, I can't believe that. The moment I put that dress on the mannequin, if we aren't to call it a dress. Yeah, she's not gonna, she's gonna have another thing coming if she thinks that people are gonna be piling them there to see Kyle by

Not a limb anymore to you. Yeah, exactly. So the Suns gay Jordan. He is like I mean He is he's very excited about Kyle's clothes. I'm obsessed I love how does it look like a candy cane, but shredded up and turned into a rug I'm sassed. You know what I want to know the story I want to know the story behind all of this so much a shit Carl found on Ali Baba Okay, and I'm upmark and I'm uprised. What do you think it is? There's a story he pulls off this like hideous the hideous things like a flowing row with red stripes and everything and Cal goes oh, I love wearing that with just jeans. I'm like, of course, like, if there was any wave to make this out, this, this thing look any worse would be

to imagine it with like a pair of bangs and jeans. Yeah, it's like, it's a glittered bathrobe basically. Don't, don't give me a store. Don't give me a complete visual with this, please. And Sutton's like, well, you know, Sutton hates everything. So she's just kind of looking at it with her little cat eyes. And she's like, I like sparkly things. That's what I like. Hopefully if we just put sparkly things in the window, it'll hurt

people's eyes in the look away. And just just keep walking until the storm has passed. Yeah. Sutton is actively calculating how calculating how much money is it worth it to her to have this exposure on Bravo, but at the expense of putting Kyle's stuff in her window. She's like, hmm, do I care about selling out? Does a countess selling out

if it no one even knew I was here in the first place? Yeah, and Kyle's like, well, I mean, I'm a no-code tour designer, but her clientele launches around yachts listening to, yacht rock. Wow, that's a great angle for your clothing yacht rock. Okay. Meanwhile, by the way, let's not forget that Kyle and Mauricio

rented a yacht in France. So they are yacht rockers too. Yeah. So Garsell is with Lisa, her producing partner, at their big meeting, their big meeting for the movie that Garsell is going to be doing. They finally found a director. Yeah. Finally found Amy Barrett. She's basically the Steven Spielberg of. I want to look up for credits. I did look him up It was like Amy Barrett self The adventure

Filmmaker let's see I'm not gonna I'm not gonna bash her because you know like I'm not about to like she's like just full Just a director, but I'm just very curious to see let Let's see. So she has a short called Kari me, and she has unreal, the auditions. Okay. So that's about that show. Yeah, but I don't know what the auditions means. TV miniseries for episodes. Digital something. Oh, yeah. And the Christmas ball and staging Christmas, which staging ball, let me see where this is. She is probably so these are probably some hallmark movies and she's probably like, I think it's all my. I think it is because Christmas unwrapped. Let me look at this movie poster. Oh my god, this is so funny. Synical reporter, reporter charity Amber Stevens West gets the opportunity of a lifetime when her boss Janet share a lad assigns her to profile Eric Gallagher, Marco

Granzini, a handsome. Oh, of course, he's handsome is handsome dot, dot, dot. They're like, you know what, get the handsome before the dot, dot, dot, I don't want to lose people's interest. A handsome bachelor who organized as millions of dollars to help the less fortunate ever. Oh yeah, this has got to be all Mark. Yeah. Um, her name is charity. It's just funny to me because I'm all with charity. It's CEO. She, he, her name is charity. Guys, how did they ever get together? How did these hot thin white people ever find the time to love each other?

It was just funny to me because Amy Barrett has a, like in 2000 and in 2014, she had a short called Lars and Jonathan, a Berlin friendship, which you know is probably like an edgy short film that was like, you know, made a splash at some festival and she's like, yeah, I just speak real universal truths. And now like because of Hollywood, she's stuck making staging

Christmas and the Christmas ball. That's what happens. If you want to know what happens if you know directors, you know, the male directors who come at us Sundance make Jurassic fart. And then the females, they come out and they have to do all my movies. No, man. Well, Amy Barrett says she's like, well, Garsell's like, well, obviously we wanted to be collaborative. It's our baby. I mean, with you directing it, congratulations, Amy Barrett. You win. And Amy, you're back. So Josh, do you, Mel, we're thinking he'd be great for this

part. Do you have anybody who can play a character described as handsome? That would be nice. Now there's something we're looking for in today's film. And Amy is like, Oh gosh, you know, the moment I read the script, I said, this is the type of movie that needs to be made these days. What does that mean? You know what? That means that Amy is playing the game. She's because she's acting as if she just got the script for like, I don't know, like saving private Ryan or something like like like a ground breaking, you know, important movie.

And then and then we find out the movie is called split marriage. It's a psychological thriller. Okay. What do you do in your parents split? How does that affect a marriage? Terrifying film. I mean it's like no, this needs to be made. You know, it's like when I was pitching hallmark on the 12 days of love myths, I said this has people people need to feel love around the holidays. We have to do this. You know when I went into Hallmark, I said first of all, I want the guy to be handsome. Is he going to be handsome? I want to cancel. Okay, so he he runs charities. Her name is charity. I want him to stalk

him probably almost murder her, but then she gets the knife at the end and then has to kill him three different times because he keeps getting back up. And they're like, no, we're not doing that these days. And she's like, but that's the kind of movie that needs to be made these days. Like, no. And now she gets to do it without the Christmas part. And it's the kind of movie that needs to be made. Yeah. Exactly. She's like, listen, here's what I say. We get one of the guys who's on Dustford Housewives. We get that girl from Zoys Infinite Playlist. And maybe someone who was on Party of Five back in the day

put them together, it snows, but there's murder. Finally, my movie. One thing I don't see on this IMDB page is splitting, what is it called? Split marriage. Do not see that on here. Do not see it in production. If it's splitting marriage, split, I kind of feel bad because I'm assuming everything got put to the side because of, you know, Corona.

Oh, the Rona, you're right. Split marriage. I'm doing a search for split marriage on IMDB. Split marriage, in development. Okay. Okay. There you doing a search for split marriage on IMDB. Split marriage. In development. Okay. Okay. There you go.

Oh, there's Garsell on. Oh, there's like some vintage image of Garsell on the poster. Oh, but there's no information except that it's in development. We'd have to get IMDB pro. We'll see. We'll see. But this entire 10-minute segment aside we love grantees You're gonna do a lot of self and female filmmakers and we want to support them Yeah, you're gonna do great and she's she's on the real she got cast on the real so she's gonna

Yeah, she did ladies on that so congrats. Okay, so now let's go over to To Dread and Piquit Digger it for a party. It's gonna be a real bond raiser. She can have pigs and hay. What's happening anyway? She's acting like the country fairs come into town and it's gonna be at their place.

Yeah, they live in a farmhouse now. They do, they live in a modern farmhouse. So we see some decor, there's like no crackers around, but then Doreed also has this terrifying jester that's in a slay by the front door. Yes. I was like, what is this supposed to like fend off like any potential snacks from coming in the house

and imparaling PK? I know, I saw that and I was like, oh my god, is Kim Richards taking a map outside your house? What is going on? What is going on? Should someone wake up Carlton, is she okay? Oh, so they're planning with Nick. going on. Should someone wake up Carlton? Is she okay? So they're planning with Nick. He's like, we are going to ball this bitch out or whatever. I was thinking big presence,

black, good, presence in his sleigh. And he's like, yes, she goes, that's the moment. That's the moment. That's the moment. That's the moment. That's the moment. Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this. So, she starts talking about how, you know, she and P.G. have dealt with a lot of BS in the past. I mean, what do people want?

The real tax returns of Beverly Hills. Like, actually, I think actually people would really like that, yes. I was fucking love to see those tax returns. Yes, actually, that sounds great. I would just like to watch the real CPAs of Beverly Hills. The real CPAs of Tarzana. That would be great. And then we see her having a great family time in her home with her kids,

and there's a slide in the room. There's a pool. So I could feel like a happy home. You know what doesn't make homes happy? Tixes! You know what doesn't make them happy? Tixes! You know what does make them happy? Slides! POOLS! Now? Heart! And fun! A heart makes a home! A heart with a slid in a pool! Not ever paying a cent in tax! That makes a happy home! Be careful to read

that home is cursed. That's that's Chris Schellen Justin's home. So be careful So then Dorit says something that I feel like only to read what have ever said I want to these shows Is the magician integrating into the party or with the people? I don't even understand the context of that Is that just like a general philosophical question or is it pertaining to this party? Is that just like a general philosophical question or is it pertaining to this party? Like what's going on? Is the integrator and pk's like well, I don't think so unless you want to make some of your friends disappear I could have a word with that And she's like no, what if I wanted to make my husband disappear and next like we'll need a bigger saw

Yeah, you see just pk like like scrambling to grab all the potato chips. If you make me disappear, I'm taking these with me. Yeah, so Doree basically wants everyone to come to the party. Very the hatchet, you know, she's like, you know, it was only a few years ago, that Lisa Rinne and I were not in a good place But then we went into a perilous place by getting into that crazy Ferris wheel and Las Vegas and with the sun beaming down on us Almost catching us on fire We decided it's better to be friends than to die in this glass ball up above the sun that above the biggest strip

I can stand Lisa Rinna now now I can get through anything. I mean, look at P.K. went from diabetes to 6 back to point five. He's lost so much that diabetes lost to D. Now it's just I-beaches. We can keep out until he's down to just an E.S. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Uh, lots of them are that I have beaties even lost the D. It's I have beaties. It's reverse bingo. Reverse horse. So, um, so anyway, so to re-think that like Denise and Lisa can figure out their shit basically.

Um, and then she starts telling PK about how Denise didn't show up to the puke or the pep, but Brandy showed up instead. And she starts saying how she felt like really responsible as a friend to Denise to start challenging Brandy about all these texts and phone calls and this and that and emails, whatever. She felt like it was her job to challenge Brandy on that front. Yeah, because she showed everybody text messages and PK goes, well, that's not a friend, is it? She said, let me finish. I need to finish this, PK.

I'll have to be able to finish the sentence here. I can't remember what I was going to say. And he goes, I don't know what to say to you. She's like, that's because I didn't finish. He goes, honey, it's hard to have a conversation when it's a 10 minute speech. She's like, yes, you never listen to anything. He's like, all right. Now listen, I'm a great communicator.

He's like, only when it's him choking. Yeah. This whole thing, this whole banter about this. It actually was quite frustrating to me because quite frustrating because I'm like, BK, you're not supposed to be talking right now. You're just supposed to be listening to her. She's trying to explain the situation. She's like, but what do I have to do with it?

Nothing, you just have to listen, BK. Yeah. So it's like, well, keep me out of it, then, babe. All right, the only way I'm in this is if they're attacking you. It's not about me for one time in life, but it will be when I get the five store some ping bottle in the pool, it will keep it that way, babe. So now it's Friday, Friday, Friday. And oh goodness, Lisa Rina is at Teddy's house FaceTime in America in New York City, which gosh, you know, I'm still a big Lisa Rina fan, but I just can't deal with her spending

her off time at Teddy's house. It's just a really, it's really hard for me to process. It's sad, yeah. She's wearing a hat that says soul really big and ring the social cycle, I think. And Teddy is wearing a hat that says, Oh, Lynn by Teddy. All in. Yeah, by the way, the New York Times crossword this week, one of the clues, one of the answers, spoiler alert was all in. And I nearly threw it across the path like fuck this. Oh, I'm a clue.

All in. So, um, so they're, so they're FaceTime and Erica and we're gonna say, oh, exciting for you to do what I did. 18 years ago. How exciting. Oh, Erica's going to be the role of a lifetime playing me, playing Roxy Heart. Well, I'm just back in New York and walking to work.

Like I used to when I was 18, I had a backpack on my back, stepping on garbage, have someone throwing the epidemic needles at my forehead just like the old times. Am I right? Still got to pay a fish net to my backpack, just like no, no. And she's making like an Instagram video or something. And she says, you know, you're made it

when you're on a trash can, but you don't say the baby. And they sell her a Chicago poster on the trash can. But you definitely laugh at the right time. Just in time for New York to get cold and snowy and full of sleep. And for us to have like some pity drama about Denise not showing up to a party, you left at the right time. Yeah.

So they hang up with her and Teddy's like, Oh no, what's it gonna be like on Saturday? And Rinna's like, well, clearly, Denise hasn't been honest. I texted her a few times. I said the party's Saturday and she said good. And then, you know, I just feel torn because I want to be a good friend for her. And I don't feel like I've been a good friend. Have I been a good friend? But now, I go, maybe I have been a good friend and she's manipulated me into thinking that I've been a good friend. Have I been a good friend? But no, I go, maybe I have been a good friend, and she's manipulated me into thinking that I'm not a good friend. Oh, manipulation! Oh, god, daddy! What do I do?

You know what? She is gonna have to take responsibility for what happened, okay? You make your bed, and you have to fucking sleep in it, and sometimes that bed is filled with nails, and snakes, and pillows that haven is filled with nails and snakes and pillows that haven't been chopped in the center. What a cre...what a travesty on shop pillows. Sometimes those beds are filled with brandy glanvills. You know what? When you make your bed and brandy glanvills in it, you better do some brandy glanvill in

a minute to the world. We are gonna help you whether you like it or not. Oh, bed, you're so angry, bed. You're so angry. So angry. So angry. So angry, bed. So now Saturday. Oh, that was a great Friday. I'm so glad we stopped by and Friday. It's exactly a Friday. It's a Beverly Hills. Wow. Weitter went to Teddy South and faced time with Erica and then

talked about making your bed and sleeping in it. Wow. Okay. So now we're at Saturday. I don't know how Saturday can even top Friday to be honest, but okay. We'll try. We'll try. We're at to reach house and the party's getting ready. And she's

getting all her glam and she's like, comment, how did that gray suit fit your pk? and he comes in wearing wearing a black like silk blazer sat satine. I think I'll go with satine blazer with white palm trees all over it and he's like, how about this one babe? She's like, oh maybe not tonight. Or ever! Don't ever wear it again, P.K. P.K. How many times have to tell you Beverly Beach is not going into menswear? P.K. Take that off. Why has everything you wear look like a bikini at the end of the day?

Alright babe, how about this? P.K. Are you just wearing a bunch of Pringles cans on your side? What's that PK? That's not Blazer, it's a Pringles Clan can. So, Rina is with her clamped squad, putting on different wigs. And she's like, what should we name my wig? Ha ha ha ha ha ha! What should we name her? I love when people name their wigs.

That's it, like they do it on their life. I have to warning D warning drag show across America. And Kyle is, she's got like a big poof. She sort of looks like Tracy's her in black from hair spray, like that retro poofy thing. And it occurred to me, I'm surprised that Kyle has not tried to dress like Ariana Grande yet. Like I feel like that should have happened already.

And I'm like, I'm surprised. She's done the top ponytail quite a bit. She's done the top pony. I'm surprised she just hasn't shown up with white boots. But Kyle is reliably a few years behind trends that aren't even really trends. So that'll happen. I mean, I think once she's done saying on fleek,

which I think she's mainly gone that out of her system, maybe it'll be time for her to start dressing like Ariana Grande. I'm just saying it's a prediction. I think Ariana Grande looks are gonna be in her future, you know. So she talks about how Kim got new boobs and new teeth. She's like, good, now maybe we can get her married off. I mean, she's got more engagement rings

than anyone I've ever met in my life. She does, actually. And then we go over to Teddy, who's with her. So Teddy has put on a maternity dress. And it's like this black maternity dress that has these big puffy shoulder pads. And her daughter's like, those shoulder pads are fat. And he's like, what?

You know what you mean fluffy? No, fat. Those are fat shoulder pads! They're fluffy! They're fluffy shoulder pads! They're fat! They're fat! They're shoulder pads! I'm like, you better be careful because Teddy's gonna have those shoulder pads on a nil optical machine at the end of the night. No kidding, get ready to never eat more than 200 calories a day shoulders.

Yeah, it's like, oh Teddy, I'd love this cool cut off shoulder look. Oh, actually, there are shoulder pads, but I put them on the treadmill tonight. Yeah, at the end of the night, we're going to get a shot of that dress lying on Teddy's like little couch at home with a bill on it for not sticking to its calories. Yeah, exactly.

So then we go over to Garstsell, who's with her glam team and talking about how Denise is very nervous and she just feels vulnerable right now. And Garsell just wants to know that she has her back. So yeah, say in Garsell every scene is like, you know, I just think she should do this because I have her back and that's what good friends do. So that she can have the argument, I had your back like good friends do when you didn't show up you know and so then we go back to Dorit's and she's directing her party guy on how to open the door she's like listen now the door needs to stay closed because it's more of an impact when you're open it and you're seeing sad All right, are you all right? Have you ever seen a foyer before?

It has much more of an impact when you open the door and see it as opposed to just walking up and just Seeing it just flaccid there. You know what months of flaccid foyer you want to you want to open door and revealed foyer That's what you want to somebody called for flaccid babe. Not you, McCain, listen for once. And then a guy who may have just come from a Renaissance fair shows up, he's like, hey, I'm Steven and I'm your pyro guy, for tonight, I'll be letting your candles. I'm like, Steven, yes, technically you are dealing with fire, but like if you're only tasked to go and check on votives all night long, I'm not a pirate. Hiro is like a little bit of an overstatement. Hey, I'm on the pirate.

Oh shit, everyone stay clear. Everyone, I need everyone to step back. We need to light the votive. Excuse me. All right, one moment everyone. Let me just put on my welding mask. All right, and this is gonna take just one saga, but it is very dangerous. All right. All right, everyone the vote of we let the vote of we let the vote of

That's not my mom. Is it about a cheek handle? You said a wielding helmet and I are a welding helmet and I just had to mention I saw my mom yesterday And I walk in and my mom is wearing one of those new things. It looks like a welding helmet. It's like all plastic. It's like a plastic mask. And it goes over your whole face. Have you seen this? Yeah. So I'm had to wear one for his last job. I was cracking. I said, you look like a check caching place. What are you doing? Like this is so much better. That is like literally my dream. Like I want to wear that thing everywhere I go. I don't have one, but I want,

I just want that like a big plastic jacket. It's ridiculous. It goes from your forehead all the way down to like your mid-boob. And then you have like glasses that you wear to under it. Oh, so maybe, oh, maybe I haven't seen that one. I was just thinking of the general like plastic clear guard. That's like hard plastic over, then you put a mask under it.

Like that's, to me, is the dream. I'm like, put plastic over then you put a mask under it. I mean that's a me is the dream I'm like put me in it put me in the Get one on Amazon. Henan's is where she got it. Okay, so power oh god Oh, of course she turned on. I need to get rid of this little echo dot thing in here every time I say Amazon Apparently I say it 90 times today because it just pops I get a posture fix what we didn't have an Amazon Prime Day this year, did we, because I really need to get back. No, because they're like, they're not paying their employees

or some their employees for getting shafted or something, so we didn't get to do it this year. No, but there wasn't actually an Amazon Prime Day, I don't think either. Women is it usually? It's usually in July. The point is this, my posture, I'm turning into Gargamel, and I need to fix it because I'm now having like pains in my chest.

I think because I'm hunching forward so much so that now when I back up, I actually feel it like my chest is not used to like opening up like that. It's horrific. So. Well, don't worry. Amazon Prime Day should be coming around October 5th. So hopefully we get to do it this year. Did you hear her? I mean, it's sorry. I'm not sure. How about talking to you? You're not part of this conversation, Alexa. Okay. So Pyra, and that goes both for Alexa and for Kyle's daughter, Alexa. No, what has she done but find $6,000 apartments for people?

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So, Rina, of course, walks in just like Rina. Oh, how pretty! Oh, this happy peak is this half-whoa! Look at this! She is so Lisa Rima this entire episode. She really is. Like she can't even control herself. Which I like.

So I like that about Rima. P.K. P.K. P.K. Tell me about the boost. Tell me about it P.K. Tell me about the boost. And he's like, well I want you to taste it.

This is my non-alcoholic champagne. She's like, yum. Yeah. Her lip fluttering. Do we just see someone do that? Ramona, yeah. Ramona, yeah. Ramona, yeah.

Ramona in Mexico. Yum. Yum. Yum. This is a, can't wait to feed this to my talk. And by the way, of course, of course, PK and Doree turned their housewarming into a marketing event for this new news. Of course, let's not go like that.

Yes, of course. Doree, you know, she learned well from Vanderpump. Like every single thing is an event for something you saw. I mean, she's honest. She's got the housewives' tropes down. So Rinna's like, without alcohol. It's like sex without an orgasm Just laughing at herself America are just like fuck her fuck her Just laughing with an or just laughing at herself in her diary room session clapping

haha and then Teddy walks in and I was like okay I wonder what Teddy's gonna say about this alcohol free champagne can you believe him a low to drink tonight up I didn't expect that did not expect that joke I'm looking up with listuse means Well, I think to read said it meets trick and French, but you know, then again But I didn't know that my trip or trick and then I couldn't gather what she said So let's see let's do English translation. This is from linguy dot com It means tip Tip tip

Like this book is full of tips. On how to just the tip. Thank you for coming to my party. If you'd like to leave a tip, we'll have a job at the door. Wow, that's weird. Well, that's, well, that's something, something does not seem right about that. Yeah, and she tells Teddy. She's like, I wanted to have it on time for the baby shower. That was my way of, and she gets cut off, but I wanted to hear like, what is it your way of like being kind to Teddy, because she can't drink?

You started a new business of mom alcohol. Who even came up with this business of mom alcohol like champagne? Like who does that? You know what babe, we should start champagne with no alcohol. There's a business babe. We go. By the way, I felt like something was not right about that translation of last

use. So I looked it up on reverseo, whatever that is. And it does say trick. I mean, like, you know what the trick of it is, like this is, well, like the trick is to use something, is to use a, is to use a tire instead of a box. You know, I don't know. So that's what it means. Hey, it's like the trick. Or a cheap trick. So Kyle and Fey arrive, still tracking Fey out. Mauricio is wasted.

He's like, I failed. He's like, look at the sleigh, honey. Should I put gifts in there? Oh, look, look. He's like leaving his card for the sleigh. He's like, the agency. If you ever want to settle one of these boxes, give me a call.

Oh, all right. Look at that. Look, he's hilarious. Look at this guy. He's so funny. I love him. I love him. So much. How do you know it's just a prop? So face like Rin at this hair is everything we needed our husbands could have girl friends Yeah, I'm gonna say okay. Let me tell you about my wigs. Okay. Not trying to be like Eric at all Okay, hi these pretty sexual she's's pretty out there. Roxanne,

she's sassy. Sabrina's French. That's a personality. And she works at Starbucks. I don't even know anymore. Celeste, Celeste to release a winner the best actually. So Teddy's like, well, hey, you just hear Teddy isn't a side-go. Hey, my daughter told me that my shoulders look fat. That's Teddy's big finale scene. Yeah. And then I guess that someone heard that there was a pool and liquided this party because

one of the thirstiest hookers of all time walks in. Mary Soul Patten. Mary Soul Patten, an Adrian Maloof. They're basically like the final scene of death becomes her, the two of them walking up those stairs. Yes. If you guys miss Mary Soul from Real Housewives of Miami, just scroll through really anybody with any followers Instagram page and you'll see her dragging onto their coattails and trying to get back on TV in any way she possibly can

Congrats Adrian. You're the ones you finally drink. Yeah poor thing didn't even get a chiro for the scene She didn't even get it. They didn't even say like Marisol, Marisol, you know, a friend or anything. She just was like, if you saw her, you saw her, if not, you not. She's like me against an Easter egg. Like I really should eat Easter egg. You found three months later that's rotted in the grass. Yes, she's like, where are these maggots coming from? Oh darn it, I left the Easter egg. Marisol's petten. I also, it's something that's very important for me to point out, is that when Kyle came into the house, I guess this was her first time being at the house or something. I don't know, but the jealousy in. And Doriko's in for like a hello kiss. And Kyle can't even look at Doriko's entire time.

She is like kissing Doriko, but her eyes are like scanning everything and I took a screenshot and says this is crap is on demand. I think I can share it. Let's see you share screen. Let's see if I can do this because I think this is a really important, here it is. Okay.

Can you see? Look at that. Look at Kyle open like they kiss like that on the cheeks, but their mouths are wide open. They're. You see what what this is. It's sort of hard because it's all it's all, you know, it's what's a call. That's a freeze frame, but it's read Kiss and Kyle and Kyle is just looking so jealous, jealously at everything in this house. It is so perfect. It is so Kyle at that moment. Oh, she's gonna copy what she's gonna want up. Yeah, she's like, God, does

she really need some pink lighting in here? So let's see, just basically everyone's arriving. Sutton comes in and the champagne guy standing at the door and he's like, would you like to try this? It's a non-alcoholic champagne and she goes, oh, I'll be passing that one by. Thank you. Sutton is wearing, I'm assuming Dolce and Gabana because that's her thing and it's like couture,

but it also looks like she has a bunch of wedding cakes attached to her. Yeah, she always looks like a cookie with an image on it. You know how the grocery store will be like, bring an image and we'll print it onto a cake. Yeah. We blow it on with that weird icing. Exactly.

We have our cell dresses. She just looks like a cake display. She's like, all right. These are your options for tonight We have a cake right here on my on my bosom. We have one on my side by my hip and my other hip and on my back Which one would you like and I'll have the way to bring you over a slice? Just eat around it for now eat around it. Please don't touch because like hello. You're so don't Dutch because like hello, you're so dol-j And they kiss and all that and um

Certains like oh Doreet did you get my little gift that I say it's because oh, you know what Something came but I didn't see what it was can Richard's asleep in on it outside the slate the moment So then 7.40pm and we're outside Denise's hotel in Beverly Hills and Garsell is sitting downstairs with Michael in the car and they're calling Denise to be like, we're here to pick you up. We're supposed to pick you up. You're going to come because I'm getting hungry and all I had was some chicken wings earlier and I'm starving and I want to go to this party. Are you coming?

No. Yeah. She just never answers or comes down or anything. Which was shitty. And I hate that. That actually made me really pissed off at Denise. Like, we've been defending you Denise all season long. And then you're going to make ourselves sit there and like while she's hungry and not answer the phone. Not doing that. Not I'm not about that. Well, we find out why she's mad, but yeah, you should at least text text, Garsell. I'm getting from the end when she explains why she's mad that she's mad because production knows that she's not going to that fucking party and that they still made Garsell go there. It's like you just fucking tell her I'm not going like what the hell? Probably, but still, yeah, you don't do that. She could have still texted Garsell saying I'm not coming

Yeah, so then we have a little scene with Garsell and Michael Like trying to be sexy and romantic, but now we know they broke up so I don't really care So then PK and Kyle Are talking over back at the party and PK's like look everyone come close My wife has something to say and I was like that's a shocker. Did that heap of good will donations say something just now? to say thank you. Second of all, I'd like to say. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do party the other a few weeks ago, which is like oh look at Kyle, Kyle, look at that surprise performance at a party, wow I wonder where Kyle figured that one out boys. Oh so to read basically just as

welcome, welcome, welcome to our home and Phoenix comes out and she's like why are you being so loud? Who are you? Who let this child into the house again? The one that keeps calling me mama? And try to ask for cookies, get rid of uns and jaggy out here. Does anyone have a leash? A leash? We can just tie it up to them to the... Can someone get that pyro man? Does he do babysitting also? What should we call a... a sitting no one ever wants to go to in July? Phoenix sounds good! So, then, to read, it's like...

Well, we thought it'd be fantastic treat to have a world renowned, illusionist and mentalist. Simon Winthrop, Here he comes. He's like, why is there an illusion is that this Christmas housewarming? And he's such a cheeseball too. He's like, hey, he looks like Rob Schneider. Is that the guy's name? Yeah, he looks like Rob Schneider. He's like, hey, hey you lady. Wiggle your fingers for me, honey.'s daddy and she's like, Of course, you think the most boring part does it? I'm like, I'm sorry. She's like, I don't know, I don't think so. He's like, take off your ring and open your hand.

All right. Now what happens? It's a beautiful blow on it. Blow on it. He's like, oh, man, one of the dangers of being a mentalist is that sometimes you get into the brain of someone who's really boring. Whoa, stay away from this one over here, guys. They lay. Actually, this scene was very important to me because it gave us another

contribution to our growing library of Duret sounds. And let me, I hope I have my audio setup. Can you hear this one? This is the classic Doreet one. Can you hear this? That's the classic Doreet reacting to the happy birthday. I saw it. That's the classic Doreet reacting to the happy birthday. I saw it.

Then we have of course, one of our favorites of all time. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Welcome to the show! It's like you ever wondered what would happen if someone like gashed you with a machete as soon as you walked into a car dealership. That's what it is. We have one that we've actually forgotten about. I have forgotten about this one. This was, I don't even remember the context, but she's talking about Beverly Beach. Imagine walking up and seeing Beverly Beach so fast. and seeing that really beach so fast. Ah! Ah!

Ah! Yay! Yay! And now, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the latest edition to the Doree Canon. This is Doreet reacting to magic. Gone. Shut up. Ah!

It's basically the magician blowing. Just to give you a cut, I'll play it again, but just so you can get your bearings. The magician is gonna, that's him blowing out of the fingers. And then the ring is gone. Renek goes shut up and Doreet makes her noise. Gone. Shut up. Oh, man.

I wish, I wish Erika had been here just to give a good one liner like he blew out your hand to get rid of a ring. I blew to get mine. Yeah, there's like a man. You know, Eric. Eric has a magic ruiner. You know that she's like the type that says like, oh yeah, well, I'll tell you, you know how he did that. Like, he just put it up to the sleeve. You were looking like, you know how we did that, right? Well, he just put it up to the sleep, you weren't looking at that, you know how we did that, right? Like, like, remember in this scene, when he has like a cigarette that's like floating and like, it like floats up to his mouth

and you're like, how the fuck did that happen? I once went to a Christmas party back in 2002, it was a Christmas party and someone hired, whoa, someone hired like a magician at a Christmas party. Wow, it's just like to read Spurthay. And this guy came around and he took my Texaco card that I had, my Texaco gas card, and he made it float in the air and I was like,

what the fuck, how did that happen? And then the guy at the table who's also the head of like the entire movie company, because I was an assistant to a producer back at the table who's also the head of like the entire movie, like the movie company, because I was an assistant to a producer back at the day. He's like, well, I'll tell you how that happened. And I'm not going to say what he said, but he said it. And it's literally ruined that trick for me to this day. And now I cannot watch that with wonder anymore.

I'm like, oh, I know what he's doing. Yeah, that's Erica. She'd be like, you know what? You know what? I don't like me tricked. I don't like that. Stop it right now. Stop it right now. It's simple. There's nothing compartment in the hat to keep the rabbit and he just pull it out. I mean, you know what's real talent?

Sputting your legs and saying, I'll give a fuck. So then, um, let's see, the secret flies. Grassel comes in and they ask immediately Sutton Sutton and Renn are talking. Secret flies and says, now we're already talking about the cigarette. I just think it's a funny, that's like a plot point that is like, yeah, let's see where we at. There was a cigarette flying and Garsell comes in.

So then Sutton and Renn has start gossiping about Denise and Sutton's like, is Denise common? And Renn is like, you know, I texted her and she said she's coming with Garsell. So I guess she's not coming. Cause she's not with Garsell. Ah!

What? Yeah, because when Garsell says, well Denise was a no-show, all the girls like, oh, what do you mean? What do you mean? And Garsell's like, well, maybe she's just like, Garsell's like, no, she would have taken my text to return my call or something. And we're gonna say, you know, this is really strange, because I've been reaching out to Denise saying,

you need to come tonight, and we need to work through some stuff. And so Doreet goes, I'm gonna check my phone, and then he goes, I'm gonna check my phone too. And then both run off to see who Denise is contacted first. Exactly. Also, Doreet took a good moment to shame Garsell for missing the match. She kept on saying that Garsell felt like the internet. Oh, Garsell, baby. Oh, you missed the magic.

It was wonderful. The man blue on Teddy's fingers. And I went and I screamed and I said You think that was magic you should see what Amy Barrett can do with a good script That's magic Oh, I think I got a box set from the home on channel website Okay, so they go look at their phones and run us like They're hot amazing see here this text it's from this morning. She said are you gonna get really dressed up tonight? And I said I have two dresses

There that's my terror give up Garfield getting dressed in front of Dave And so Jury's like I so scared now my heart is racing. What could be happening with pooled anise? First there's magic in the air, thin and oversized, fake champagne bottle in the pool, and now Denise, oh my heart is racing, racing right now.

So Rinne tells her the phone's off, so that unit could the square straight to voicemail so her the phone's off. So that, you know, cause the score is straight to voicemail. So either the phone's off or she's being blocked. And Doreet's like, why would she block me? So now she's got Doreet all pissed off that she's been blocked. And they're trying to call Aaron and no answer from him. And Garstelle's like, well, she stood me up. And Rina, ready to pass, goes,

and how do you feel about that? Wow, I mean, she loves you. Why would you stand someone up? She loves you. How do you feel about that Garsell? How do you feel about that ultimate betrayal, Garsell? Tell us. Um, and Garsell says, well, she thought Brandi was going

to be here. Is she going to be here? And everyone's like, what? What? No, Brandy was gonna be here. Is she gonna be here? And everyone's like what? No Brandy was I see Kyle Kyle gives the biggest goal on camera. We've ever seen she's like She goes no, I mean I didn't I didn't invite her and then she goes let's go get a bite to eat I was like oh okay, so she changed the subject. Yeah, do a goal, but then a change of the subject She's like I didn't invite her which is

Not the same as saying brandy is not going to be here. Yeah. And then Karak goes, I mean, come on guys, there's lasagna, okay? What's wrong with you? And Rene goes, oh, there's lasagna! And then she just stares at it. She just stares at it. I know like they bring in Denise's biggest enemy and Rina's biggest enemy.

What's next? Does someone get a brand of giant wheeled parmesan with pasta in the middle of it for Kyle? Remember that scene where Kyle's like, I'm not making the parmesan. I must resist. I've actually never empathized with Kyle as much or sympathized in that scene with the Parmesan. The Wheel of Parmesan. So Garcell's like, well, we either have to go in and out or get a burger someplace

to eat. I mean, this is not a... She's behind a heater, so she's like, all dramatic. There's like... Yeah. Great. And she's like, she's like a film wash. We have to go to in and out. I know, and I don't know if she just doesn, she's like a film large. She's like, we have to go to the end and out.

I know. And I don't know if she just doesn't like LaZonni or what. That was like a loose thread for me that I didn't understand. So to eat like, well, find my husband, Michael, he's dying to talk to you. And I get out of the bushes, Garcella, come over here. So yeah. So then Garcella comes over and she's like, oh, who is that waiter?

I recognize that waiter. Oh, now let me tell you something about this waiter guys. He goes to my gym and whoa, whoa. And in fact, Ronnie, you once saw him because remember there was one time we went to the Baile broker and walking on the Baile broker were like, who is that guy? That was this waiter.

And I know that because that I recognize that guy from the gym. And then here he is. Well, there you go. So it's like farming over here. I just want to confirm. I feel like sometimes it's important to confirm things in real life. Like, if you saw Garcell looking at the waiter, because the waiter then gave this really goofy smile and he thought, what's the deal with that waiter? I'm here to tell you everyone that waiter, whoa, whoa, whoa, that has seen him. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, so they all start talking and we find out that that waiter was stolen by Dury from Kyle's house. So you see, he's like, you steal my speech, given I'm stealing your waiter cow.

So to reach like, well, you'll never believe who I got a phone call from the Brett Kevin O'Leaven came. And they're like, oh geez, they all start laughing and cackling. And she's like, I've never decided to have a relationship with Camille, which of course Camille is calling right before the finale party to see if she can snag it in bite. Yeah, and then Kyle said, not respect the thirst. You got it, you know, but I respect that thirst from Camille because it's it that is Camille. And so I'm like, you go for it Camille. Yes, get into that party. That's what you like.

I feel like it matches because I don't think that she's anything but that, right? Yeah. So then Kyle says something, which I thought was such a strange thing to say. She goes, oh yeah, someone saw Denise and Camille walking together. Yeah, just somewhat randomly in Malibu. Yeah, orderly, like where did you read about this? We're in no one in Wax ever, people saw Camille

and this is so full of production is so fucking messy. I know, like production is, I mean, we see it later, I have production fucks with them, right? So then we have flashback the night before Denise is over With Camille and she's like well now Anna want you say they never believe you am I right? I mean like how many times I tell them big farmers outside outside okay?

Really? side okay never really me feels like now you get it right now you get the stroke of it I went through last year now you get what Adelaide does to a person and she's like yeah I got it now you know and there's a party at Dorita somewhere else I'm gonna have to see him I am hey wasn't Camille just what's this dust cloud where Camille used to be? Oh, that oh, hey Camille, why who you on the phone right now? And for I told you about the party anyway, welcome. I just had to say Denise. Welcome. You were now part of a special Elite group an unfortunately elite group of people Who are not believed you me and Justice Kavanaugh?

The ultimate victims in life in order me justice Cavanaugh you So Camille's like do you want some holy water? I've got some holy water and she's like, you know I brought some back from the fucking Vatican Oh, I was that I wasn't actually invited I've asked the pub to forgive me and he won't do it and that's what pubs do actually. That was sad. Sad. Yeah, I went, I saw the pub and he was all like

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It's our quarter. It's our quarter. It's our quarter. It's our quarter. It's our quarter. It's our quarter. It's our quarter. It's our quarter.

It's our quarter. It's our quarter. It's our quarter. It's our quarter. It's our quarter. It's our quarter. It's our? Because Camille will jump on anyone's bad wagon. I mean, you can manipulate Camille grammar with a blindfold and a bow in your mouth. Like, should we just show the montage, Rina, of you, every season saying, I was manipulated. Last good life, good in the last five minutes.

Yeah, I can't believe it. She's been manipulating me this entire time And ran it back at the tables like I just want to know the truth. I care about truth like she's just as Ginsburg over there And then while we're on justices, so that is it So Garsell is like wait a minute is that Brandy and it's just so brand. It's just so sad It's like a brandy and it's just so brand it's just so sad it's like a brandy back they're like just showing up unexpectedly Kyle you look great that outfit that we talked about looks great on you oh I mean I didn't do this,

which is such a lie. Oh my, and fuck you guys for trying this, and good for Denise, okay? Denise, good lie. Oh, she fucking wants to. You're trying to out her on national television and then have this big scene. You're gonna have to out me without me, bitch. Yep. So then Doree walks up, and Doree is like doing that like super polite past aggressive thing Which is like I'm so surprised. I didn't know that you'd be up that you'd be Kim's plus one I'm so surprised where like hourly facing it seems like what a lovely surprise that you're the plus one But it's really saying like fuck you you're not supposed to be the plus one. Oh, no, she totally gave her that Doreet tone. She's like, I didn't know you were gonna be the plow.

You think Doreet was in on it? No, I think that she was annoyed that Brandy was sowing up as the plus one. Like, you weren't invited to my house, bitch. She was clearly annoyed, but I'm just saying that like if someone were to call her on, I should be like, no, I just said I was surprised.

You know, it's like that classic. The classic. So Kyle's like, come on guys, she's not gonna do anything. And she goes, let's just go over there. So she runs over there and Brandy is talking to Mori. And she's like, oh, look, there's a lot of guys here. So many guys.

He's like, they're all married. And then Kim, who brings Brandy. I love that everybody's just like you can't touch them. They're all married Brandy. And then Kim is showing up for like now her boobs because she got her implants taken out. So she's sort of showing them off and she's like, hey, look at my boobs. Yeah, you want to touch them more? You know, I touch him. You want to touch him? You ever felt You ever you ever wondered what a pancake felt like with stuff with apple mush. Yeah touch right here And he's like really can I touch them cuz like he's like really And then we go Set and comes up to Brandy and she's like hello Brandy

Justin, huh? The sudden comes up to Brandy and she's like, hello, Brandy. Is the news here? No. And Brandy just looks crestfallen. You know what I mean? She looks like she just was out in the hallway in high school and saw that she did not make the school play.

It's like, oh, sorry, it's Saka. So she, uh, sudden is like, wow, that made me feel bad for her, actually. As someone who was often cast as the one-line person who offered pencils as a... Well, hey, you were still on the list. You were still on the list. That's true.

Well, everyone got a look. Everyone, no one was not on the list at my school. We all had, we all had pity roles. Oh, I didn't grow up like that girl. I grew up in Texas. Not everybody gets a fucking metal. We got pity roles, which means you say a line like, great weather here. So uh, so sudden it's like, well, Brandy, you need to work this out because honestly, it's too much.

It's too much. I love this. It's too much. Just like this exhausted, like, I don't even know what it's about. I don't really care. I just know that people are talking about it too much. No. This is so house loves too. And it also explains where a certain got her gossip about all of this. She goes, yeah, well, I've known Brandy. We go to the same skincare specialist. go to the same skincare specialist. I see you're socially every once in a while.

And don't worry, no one's gonna claim to have slept with me. I mean, obviously, look at me. And I was like, aww. No one wants to see me change in funnel. No one wants to sleep, but somebody sleep with anter Sutton. So Sutton, geez, we love you. I love you. Stop hating yourself so much.

So what do you love? I love all these tenuous connections to Brandy because you have Sutton who knows Brandy because they've been going to the same skincare specialist for two years. And then you have Denise and Brandy, whose friendship was forged because they have the same brand manager.

So she's like, you know, brand it maybe one day you can learn not to say stuff and brand he goes, oh honey, not happening, not happening. Be careful son because you're next you're next So now Rinna Rinna is like Rinna is still riding this wave of like I'm friends with Kim Richards and our daughters are Potentially related soon What do we call ourselves sisters in law? Druggies in law. I don't know what do we call ourselves? What are we gonna be the weener hosens? The weiner hosensisters.

Hey Kyle, now I have a drug addict sister too. I didn't say that, I don't remember saying that. I did not say that. Hey Kyle, so when our sister, oh, he's at Target again, who wants to pick her up. I'm just kidding. We're all family. It's all good. We're all family.

We could joke about it because we're not related. So to read Psycho Brandi, it's a shock that Denise didn't come to that. And Brandi goes, oh, well I sent her a text. Oh, it's the great housewife. Oh, there it is. And she said, I said, I'm going to see you tonight. And I assume she'd be here. So I sent her a text to give her a heads up.

I mean, I just want to talk without everybody involved, because it's just nobody else's business. And leave it. Good. I'll be up for you into the pool next that giant champagne float. It's just, if I had to be here. Don't you dare here in the air and say it's no one's business after we've just endured the past four weeks because of you babbling on TV about this.

A little warp pass trying to out somebody on national television. You're disgusting, man. And then we cut to PK who's just like sitting with Mauricio and he's like, you know, it's very cozy room, you know? I mean, I've had a lot of great property in my life. And Mauricio's like, he's just like, he's just like that. He just wants that.

I own the agency, so don't try to talk to me about the property, okay? Yeah, yeah, I haven't seen a great property in a while, selling $80 million dollar mansions, PK. Yeah, seriously. You're from House in the Valley. Whoa, that's really blown me over I just love PK I've had lots of incredible properties in my life I'm really laughing this face okay so then the ladies are all sitting down together and

Carl's like well has anybody texted her and Brandy's like well I said yeah I texted her I said first you turn me into a cheater and then you make me into a liar what the fuck are you doing? Oh, yes. The great trick of 2019, forcing Brandy into becoming a cheater and having the entire town turn against her. Oh, the rudeness of it all. She has a reputation to maintain. She has a reputation. Okay. So, um, so basically Brandy confirms that she had sex with Denise. I shouldn't say confirms,

but she confirms her side of the story. And then, um, and Garcele basically, I didn't write it down, but she's basically like, you know what, I'm not gonna look at the text because Denise is my friend, and I would rather just like sit with Denise and like spill the tea with her. Here was just a say and watch her sit back and laugh and we'll just both like live in her truth, right?

Yeah. And then they do the photo of like they were at the Trevi fountain and they throw outside in their heads. This was ridiculous. Goys, goys, there's a tradition at the fountain of Trevi that were just at where you take a penny and you throw it over your shoulder into the fountain of trevy Which is a landmark, but this time instead we're just gonna take an ice cube and throw it into my pool Not the same Doesn't quite have the same feeling I'll just throw ice cubes just since we're over an hour anyway Just to have some more useless shit in here last week you, what is the lemon restaurant? That's an actual restaurant. And I said, no, I think it's just like the

design. It is an actual restaurant in Capri, a very famous restaurant called the lemon restaurant. Yeah, apparently someone wrote to us and said that like every, every tourist in Capri goes there and it has like a real life lemon grove and it's really pretty and all that stuff. So there's that and then there's also the, you know, the Capri room at Boogadabapa, and Sino. So a lot of options. Basically twins. So 15 minutes later, Garcels getting into her car and a producer standing there but we don't see his face. Such a fucker, this producer. Such a fucker, such a fucker, this producer. He's such a fucker, they are such fuckers.

And so she's like, well, what happened? And he goes, oh, she didn't text you? She's like, no, and for her to not let me know, it was a little shitty. And he goes, well, we got a text from Aaron saying there's a family emergency and Denise isn't coming. Yeah. And he goes, and you're the one who's defending her.

I mean, and now she fails on you. Wow. Yeah. And she goes, that's ridiculous. And. And she goes, that's ridiculous. And she goes, yes, that's ridiculous. Trying to get her all riled up. It's so funny, it's so transparent. It's so odd that they included that scene.

It was so desperate. And well, they had nothing. I mean, this was the season finale party. So Denise took all the air out of their sales. They had nothing for this season. So now what do they have to do? They have to keep trying to shoot, but they can't because it's the holidays. So Denise took all the air out of their sales. They had nothing for this season. So now what do they have to do? They have to keep trying to shoot,

but they can't because it's the holidays. So they try after the holidays. Yeah. Well, no, they still won't give them. Don't forget Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday. So Rinna and Garsell are back at the great tavern, where I think Garsell was there with son a few weeks ago. In case anyone wanted to keep tabs

on what's going on, the great't think Ray Tavern, I'm on my rap label. So, so Rene walks in and she's of course full of all. I heard it like excited, like observations. This is a nice surprise. Is it table? Chair? What is it? It's a table.

How are you, table? How are you? Tell men you happy hour. So, Garsell orders her favorite drink, which is called the emotionally unavailable. And when I was like, how are you, how are you cocktail? Name. I thought you made that up. And I love that Rina has just started hanging. It seems like she just got her glam team, I guess, when Erica did, you know, I'd like to compete.

And now she's using all of the gaseling that she can get. You know, it's so funny to me. She's like, we're gonna have a Christmas drink. I mean, a Christmas drink. Ha ha ha ha ha. I'm gonna put a wig on this drink. I'm gonna call it the Sheila. She works. She's that lady that you have to pay.

Would you take your car and for servicing and she gets your keys back? That's Sheila. That's Sheila. You know, reading over the season, people get so mad and by people, I mean me at these housewives or whoever the shots are, whoever we're talking about. But you know guys, you do need to take the shit less seriously

and realize that these are just a bunch of clowns on TV paid to entertain us, PLEBS, okay? But also, if you really are having trouble without this incident, you're having trouble reminding yourself what a clown Lisa Rinna is, please go to her Instagram and watch her doing that whaps dance, because that has got to be the funniest shit. I can't.

Yeah. WAP is actually past. I have to finally like sit and like educate myself on WAP because it's passing me by. I like don't listen to music anymore because I'm stuck in my apartment playing animal crossing. I haven't, so I'm not really fully up to date on WAP and all my WAP references. I mean, I know what WAP is

I know what the song is, but I even with that I know I can't I just don't know It is hilarious, but it's so awkward and funny. She's in a brawn panties just like throwing yourself down It is hilarious. It's like if windshield wipers just went crazy on a car and like had no access Flopping around beating the window now is that what is that like wet ass PK? So Rina so the waiter comes over and by the way this Rina orders and such a Rina way she's like Why don't I do a Belvedere Martini? Why don't I do that? She makes sense of like like she's answering on pyramid or something like that. It doesn't matter your Martini and the Rina. Yeah so they basically do eat comes and they make small talk

it's Christmas time and blah blah blah of course Doreet comes and they make small talk as Christmas time and blah blah blah of course Doree comes and fucking Some branded you know like some names grow all over Versace I think all over her and Versace they start talking about the party and Denise and Garsell's like what Doree brings up again. Oh, you didn't see, you didn't see me call out the strange little girl who keeps showing up at my house calling me Mama? And you're Mr. Magician! And Garsell's like, well, I was waiting for Doreet's Richards. Mm-hmm.

And so Doreet is mad that Nielsen even show up and didn't even send a text and then she got a message on Sunday Finally saying like you know, she just got a text message on Sunday and running like oh, so you got a message from her So you got a message from her How are you message that I never received it said soaring a mislast night talk soon well That's not enough Denise with friends with friends. I keep saying it over and over until it's true with Grasels like well she reached out to me Sunday. She's like Well, she reached out to you on Sunday Wow, and basically Denise told Garsell

I didn't want to have I didn't want to have you to have I didn't want you to have to lie for me Wow, wow, wow. And basically Denise told Garsell, I didn't want to have, I didn't want to have you to have, I didn't want you to have to lie for me, which is why I didn't call you. Which, that's kind of bullshit, I'm sorry, that's bullshit. That's like one of those things where you're actually trying to spin your bad behavior into friendship points. It's like Denise, you could have texted Garsell

and said, hey, I can't make it tonight. I'll tell you why later. You know, like that's all you have to do. Well, I mean, look, just just because I've been on to nieces of this whole time, and now I'm gonna fight for her really for no reason when she's clearly wrong. Like, I admit, but I think she probably just, she finds out production is gonna have a brandy thing, and then she probably thinks everybody's in on it, and it's fuck these ladies like I want no part of this cast to these people who would try to do this to me no fuck them I'm not but still I'm like

even if ourselves just playing the role of her friend then she still should at least sex at her and been like don't you know like if you feel that way if you're like fuck this production they're trying to get me then that's fine but then don't send a sex don then don't send a sex, don't send a sex the next day to Garsell, for sure don't do that, but don't send a text the next day, saying like, I didn't want you to have to lie on my behalf

because that's like bullshit. Garsell can handle it. It's like, you're doing Garsell a favor. Just don't, you don't, just say, you're not gonna make it. Just don't waste Garsell's time, that's all you have to do. You don't have to, you can just say, I'll explain later, go have fun. Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you all tomorrow.

Like that's all you have to do. And so then the fact that she didn't do that, and then there's like she wasted Garsell's time, and then she's trying to spin it into, like I was just trying to protect you, as if she's being the good person here, I, that rubbed me the wrong way. Yeah.

I got very caught up on text etiquette. Yeah, I mean, okay, yeah. All right, so Doreet's like, for her to not show me, I mean, my mind went to the worst. What a big pharmacata. You never know what could be a thing. And then to get, I can't think they're so ridiculous.

I woke up this morning and someone had left a turner bottle in the kitchen and I thought, is that a message from Big Farmer? How they finally got underneath? And Doreet's like, well, she told the producer she had a family emergency, and then she told you she didn't want to lie. Now listen, I don't add very well, access of tasks, man! Oh, I don't add very well

But still something's amiss And did you know that like Walter read with talking Garsell was totally like back into that mac and cheese like she was the last time She was at this restaurant. She's like, uh-huh, uh-huh, and she's like keeping Yeah, it's because she's like the only person to eat it. She got mac and cheese and a huge fucking bone marrow like a bone with like a bowl of bone marrow. You go. So, um, five, so Denise was actually split hanging up with Garsell earlier that day and five hours later, she bailed on Garsell and she's like, Hey, honey, I am not going to be able to make a camel bass. I got a lot of stuff to do, you know, hallmarks

doing their greatest hits and I'm doing something with Amy Barrett. So anyway, have a great time in Cal Bass. I hope you didn't drive there. If you did, I was just trying to protect you from having to drive back. So bye. Yeah, it's really long this text. It's like when when your friends text you with a voice text thing and you're like, Oh, Jesus, it's like three pages long. Like glad that made it your life more convenient, but I have to spend an hour reading it, okay? Yeah. So yeah, I already drove out to Calabas. She's like, that's fine Denise, but I already drove out here, you know, like, it's like, fuck you. So I'm starting to get mad at Denise because like, I'm on her side, but she is not being, she's

not being cool right now. So then, um, Garsell's pissed off and she's like, I've proven to her that I'm her friend, so I just don't get it. And Rinna's like, well, I just don't understand why she wouldn't reach out to me. Oh, what? Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, So then we see the clip of Garsell telling Denise and her house, you know, there's a difference between the Rina I knew then and the Rina I knew now. This one is just hard. Yeah, so Garsell tells Rina, well, I think she feels that you're the bad guy in this movie.

I got cast in a movie. That's where you also, baby. That's where you also have the back kind this movie working actress working actress and her he says well that's just deflecting in the name do you think she's going to be doing press for movies or whatever she tried to control the narrative they don't do press for hallmark movies okay they don't do press for or bolder beautiful either some lovely Some lovely 23 year old girl on homericks PR sap is now balling. I'm a failure So then Rina gives her speech that Denise has been controlling the narrative her whole life You have to remember Denise didn't show up Saturday night and the first picture is a picture Aaron posted Aaron posted of her in a hospital bed with six her me

as listen listen I again I've been team Denise but this is Rina is not necessarily wrong here I'm not gonna say that Rina is wrong here I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm just not wrong here and we've sort of been saying and we've been saying you know Denise has been a condition to dealing with Charlie Sheen and the paparazzi and and I think that she goes to protective mode. And I think that is what is happening here, and I think that that protective mode does not work if you're on reality TV, obviously. But I do think that posting this post with her hernia recovery right after this party is

a little weird. I'm just gonna say. I know what I think that you're you're being conditioned because they've done this shit for so many weeks now in a row that it's like well yes she should have to address it on TV. No she shouldn't. I don't think she should. I mean they're bringing in fucking Brandy Glanville who is spewing all this stuff and trying to out this woman on national TV and I don't think she has to address that. She never agreed to be on the show with fucking Brandy Glanvillewing all this stuff and trying to out this woman on a national TV. And I don't think she has to address that. She never agreed to be on the show with fucking Brandy Glambelle doing all this shit to her. And so she is finding out that they're tricking her and she's not going to be a part of it. I don't blame her, really.

I'm not saying that she has to, I'm not saying that she has to address anything she doesn't want to on TV. But I'm saying that I think that Rinna is onto something, which is that Denise knows how to, like this is how she operates. That's, and I think that Rinne is on to something which is that Denise knows how to like this is how she operates That's and I think that I think that Rinne is correct when she says You know Denise has had to learn to shut shit down because she's had This in her life of the past, you know nearly 20 years and so this is basically what happens And so that's why I'm not saying whether whether she should disclose that or not is one thing But like if you are gonna be on a reality TV you can't be just like That's why I'm not saying whether, whether she should disclose that or not is one thing,

but like if you are gonna be on a reality TV, you can't be just like sending season to cis. Like you just sort of have to like, you just have to go on camera and say, I don't wanna talk about it. Cause that's just kind of like what you're doing. I don't think that you're gonna do it. Because I don't think that she has to go on camera

and say, do anything cause Brandy's there. You know, she knows what it's gonna turn into. And when she says later, the Jerry Springer moment, I think that's exactly true. And she's not going to give it to him. So I don't know because part of me also feels like Aaron's there's an Aaron factor of play to, you know, and I think that's something we haven't really discussed, which is that on other shows. And of course, we are both members of the HIPAAKRAP party. But on other shows, we have gotten mad at husbands and boyfriends who we felt have pulled away Like our stars Because they said you shouldn't be talking about this. They don't be like that

We're like let your wife earn her paycheck, right? This is her job and she needs to do it and I do actually feel like there's an element of Aaron Just kind of controlling Denise. I think we saw it. We saw it We started to really see it at that one party where you grabbed her hand and everything. And I think he is controlling. And I, pardon me, feels like Aaron deserves a little bit of blame for the situation too. And I think that he's, like I think that Denise, like they said, Denise is not, she's

not a shrinking violet. She knows how to confront. She's not a shrinking violet. She knows how to confront. She's not afraid of confrontation, but I think that she's also prone to needing errands approval. I don't think Aaron is all there with his perceptions of reality, to be honest. Well, the guy can't do anything. He can't stand up for himself if he's there. Then he can't, you know, it's like, so he's not going to go.

But then, you know, as far as her, whatever, I've already said, I'm sick of talking about it. Just because we're about to talk about it in the next scene. Let's say it because there's more to talk about. Yeah, just for right now. So Rinna is like, well, she was married to Charlie Sheen, blah, blah, blah. She fought the press 14 years with 14 different lawyers and she knows how to print and trust me. We're all gonna be the bad guys, just so you know. We're all gonna be the mean girls. We will, but we're all will.

You are the bad guys. You are the mean girls. What do you think I said about? Yeah, everything I said does not tell you where from the fact that you guys are the bad guys in this situation because you guys could have been much, much better friends to her.

You guys suck. You guys totally brought this up and totally tried to get all this shit on TV. You suck. It's not manipulation. I'll bet you're, you know, that makes me fucking crazy. You guys totally brought this up and totally tried to get all this shit on TV you suck you are them It's not it's not manipulation. I'll Richard. You know that makes me fucking crazy Yeah, so then we see the screen goes to black and it's like in the following days Denise sent a cease and to assist letter to cast and producers January 8th

This season to assist letters probably like um high a matter of town for the holidays I'll be back after we're gonna shut the fuck up and you see super fuckers right? So how we see a daily mail headline which caught the daily mail is just an everybody's shit on these shows. It says Denise Richard stops filming real housewives of Beverly Hills after her passionate months long affair with Brandy Glanville was exposed by Cosmates on a trip to Rome. Now Ronnie did I miss a scene? Did I miss a scene where Kyle and Doreen and all the ladies were got super mad about the fact that someone leaked all this stuff to the press?

Did I miss that? Specifically specifically to the daily, as I recall. Because I seem to, I mean, I know that they have a big issue with that, that like when someone leaks information to the press, that really, really bothers them. And I'm wondering, did anyone, did they say anything about that? Yeah, you know, and there was a big rat last year. Yeah. Huge rat someone on the inside is talking to the daily mail and it was Lisa Vanderpump

and now Lisa Vanderpump is gone. So is Lisa Vanderpump still the rat in real house as everybody else because the rat still came back Lisa came back for a scene and then leaked all this to daily mail and radar online and, so thank God Lisa's off the show because, man, I don't know. But the only person we've seen with the rat in their house that is a rat manager is Lisa Rina. So there, I'm, I've said it, okay. Then I said it. But I have to say, I mean, like we see Kyle.

So this headline is broken. And Kyle's on the phone with Rina being like, she's like, wow, and she goes, well, I mean, if you get entangled with Brandy, you know that's not gonna be kept quiet. Wow, so you seem to have a pretty laissez faire attitude towards stuff getting out to the press now, Kyle Richards. Isn't that convenient?

Isn't that so so convenient? Yeah, totally. And also you were the one who brought it out, Kyle. And there's that too So Rinna is like, well, I just don't think Erin knows and if you ask me, we'll never see Denise Richards again And Kyle's like, well, she's scared to show who she really is. So let's out her. Let's just out her. I'm like, you fucking horrible monsters Two weeks later now Denise is in a car and she's on the phone with Aaron and she's like,

Hey, if it's okay, I want to meet with Rana and he's like, Uh, okay. And then we see that four hours earlier, Denise, by the way, and again, that's where I get annoyed where she says, if it's okay, I'm going to meet with Rana. You can just go meet with her. You don't have to get his approval. I think she's saying,

because she's on her way home, like for dinner or whatever. So she's gonna be late, because she's gonna go meet, that's how I took it anyway. I don't know. I don't know. I think, I mean, that's actually a fair, fair thing, but I also still think, I still, I don't know. Was I kidding, I'm on the way home,

but I'm gonna go stop talking to Lisa and Adi. I'm not giving him a good at it here So so four hours earlier Denise called Rina And Rina's like Denise like Lisa. I wanted to talk to you. Do you mind if I come over? I'm like well Come here with an open mind and an open heart and I'll be happy to talk to you here with an open mind and an open heart and I'll be happy to talk to you okay to me for a short time. Clear eyes open hearts. Can't lose, can't lose. Denise is like well I'm not coming to your fucking therapy and coming over is your friend. You know what? You can't come over here and beat me over the head

because I've somehow been a bad friend to you. It can't be that. Oh, so not open. You're not going to be open. I know what I'm going to be open. Oh, Jesus. I've never beaten you over the head. OK. If you felt something that was clearly big farmer, because it was not me.

Well, that's how I feel. And that's how I feel. And that's how I feel, Denise. So check that out. All right. And then she looks at her phone. She looks down at her phone, So she looks like that. All right, great. And then she looks at her phone. She looks down at her phone, but she looks like a Disney villain.

Mm-hmm. So, Mac Mac, here she is. And Rena is in some terrible genes. I mean, when the cameras aren't rolling on a regular season, wow. So Rena gives her biggest, fakeest hello. Hi! Hi! Hi!

Does that thing where she slaps the sides of her legs? Like, and like shrugs over, like... Pfft. Hi! Let's have a long hog. A long-ass tongue-ever, Denise! I miss Denise! I chopped all my pillows tonight for you, Denise. Come on, any one glass of water, let's go sit by these chopped pillows, okay, give it an extra chop. There we go. So how do we move past this, Denise?

And Denise is like, all right, well did you know that Brandy was going to be there at that party? She's like, no, no, no, no, I did not, I did not know. Bullset, Bullset, calling Bullset. It's like you didn't, it's like, no, I had no idea who was going to be there. Did you know Brandy was going to be there? She's like, yes, that's like you didn't like no, I had no idea who was gonna be there Did you know pretty was gonna be there? She's like, yes, that's why I didn't show up She's like I didn't want to create a jury springer moment and so there was no family emergency And she's like no, there was not oh, okay, okay, because we're all worried and you have to know that we have all worried I'm like okay, Rina Okay, I Think it was bullshit that Denise did not write back to Garsell

I was I think it was bullshit that she just stone-walled everyone But let's not turn this into like we were all so worried and we got the pyro guy over to give us all candles to what we could Have a vigil okay like that's let's not turn this into like you lied to us you lied because that's what they keep on doing They can't quite get her they turned it but the lies you said it's like it was a white lie Well, she just owned it isn't that what you want people to do she's answering you like you want literally owned it But she can't even do that you lied so she's like what is going on here? It's not my business. Oh, really?

Oh, really? It's not your business. And yet you're screaming at her for a season that she has to bring this up as you bring it up on camera over and over again. Come on. She's like, you never responded to me. She's like, oh, I respond to Doreten Garth's house.

She's like, I said me, the bad guy in this movie that I've been cast in coming soon to a theater near you or video on demand. I didn't get a text, I have a screenshot of the text. Like okay Denise, you got the text, I mean that's why it is hard with Denise because she just keeps doing shit like that. Denise does mess up and it drives me nuts. I'm like you have such a clear case Denise, why are you ruining it?

So she's like, the reality is, the reality is you said family emergency. That's a lie. It's a lie. You lied. So she's like, what's going on here? It's not my business. It did me says there is nothing going on. Why don't you believe me Lisa? She's, you know what? I just don't know exactly what I believe with you. DENIS! She's like, well, look, I don't care what, uh, what tax, and Renegas. I witness something that really confused me. You have a really long relationship with Brandy, platonically, or whatever, but you have a very long text message thread with her, Denise. I've never seen so many texts. I was so confusing.

emojis. Have you heard of emojis? They're crazy. And Denise is like, I don't care what text she has. Oh, she has a year's worth of text messages. Now, this is all your business and I did not go through all of the texts because it's your business. My interaction was limited. She gets a friendship. It is a friend.

So what if Brandon is texting her for a year? And no, he's texting back. That's a thing. She's being prosecuted about whether she lied about her relationship with Brandon in terms of, did they know each other? Did they know each other well? And I guess they would say,

oh, it's about her credibility and denying these accusations. But who cares? Because at the end of the day, what this all boils down to is that she allegedly talks some shit to Brandy and on top of that Brandy else is, oh, and by the way, we hoaked up. But what they are all, and what they're all supposedly mad at is that Denise talks some shit to Brandy and Brandy denied it. And now they're saying, no, your credibility isn't good because you are denying it, but look, we found that you've lied here and here,

which means that you must have talked to about us. So I'm like, okay, so you guys are throwing out friendships because Denise got mad one day, and at the worst scenario, Denise got mad one day, and talked a little bit of shit and said that Teddy lives in her tass shadow. After you were all assholes to her, it's not like on a brand of day.

It's a whole other. So Denise is like, well, I've seen her four times in my life. It's not like I'm the rabbit. I'm either. So Denise is like, well, I've seen her four times in my life. She's like, Oh, please. Well, she wasn't a queen fleece. That was it. Like, I do not buy that. Let's not also forget by the way that that Denise says, let's not also forget there are apps out there that can make up all sorts of text messages and stuff like that. So there's apps. So I was like, yeah, I'm not going to believe anything. All right, because she still doesn't know,

because she still doesn't know what Brandy has, you know, like she doesn't know what Brandy's light about or whatever. And if Brandy did have those texts, they would have been made up, you know, or she would have shown them what she didn't. So she doesn't have any texts that are like, oh, we banged last night or whatever. So Denise is like, well, if you got these and obviously fake, sorry, I was just talking

to just I've just talked blatantly right over you. I apologize. Okay. Go ahead. No, just saying like as we discussed last week, just because you have lots of texts with someone actually doesn't really reflect anything and reflects yes, some level of a friendship, but you can also have texts with people and still not really know them very well or hang out with them. Yeah, so then, Rin is like, you know what? Why wouldn't you just pick up the phone and say, what the fuck are you doing, Brandy? And Denise is like, well, why would I engage in that? And she goes, oh, you know what?

Do you just not engage? Is that how it goes away? Is that how it goes away? She's like, well, there's other ways. And I used another way too But I can't even say what I did for that. She's oh, you said to cease a deceased and to cease letter Yeah, she's like you wanted the footage taken out and so genius goes Who told you that? Who told you that?

Who you're so angry? Like you're playing dirty. She, how am I playing dirty? That is dirty. And the reason she's mad is because the producers are out of control manipulating this said, producers are supposed to be this bad about that. Like I get that they're supposed to be sneaking around and manipulating them into doing certain things.

But to be calling being like, oh, well, Denise just tried to get us to pull all this footage and then send them on camera to fight with them about behind the camera stuff. Well, just see if you've asked the producers. They're always gonna get the last word. They really will. You can't, like, you just have to be smarter than that. I'm sorry. Like the producers, as my dad always says, never start a fight with a man who buys ink by the barrel, which is such a dad saying, but basically saying that if someone's controlling the story, if someone literally is the one who gets to write the story, you don't mess with them. But that being said, regardless of what's going on in the storyline, on whose side you're on, I have to say, when Rina said, Oh, you're so angry Denise. You're so angry. It was like so villainous and patronizing and like so

so pee and meldramatic. I was like, I don't care what side of what's going on. This is an amazing moment. This is what we tune in for as a past of a good moment like this. And she's like, well, this is slander. And if something slander is about you as said, wouldn't you send a cease and a cease and she says, no, because you know what? I show up and I deal with the people that I have to deal with. Oh, really? What about the husband, Runa?

What about the, what about all that shit you said about Kim being on her deathbed? What about that? I never said that. And if I did, I don't remember. You don't deal with shit. What are you talking about? So it was like, people care about honesty, okay?

They know who's being honest, they know, they know what you've been not in when you've been honest, okay? Uh-huh. And then he's just like, um, listen, I explained to my kids that there's been stuff that's been said about your mom, that's not true. And all you have to do is hold your head up high and move past it.

So I mean, in a way, it was a lesson. It was a lesson for me to talk to the kids about that and tomorrow I'm going to tell them about Bayer and how Bayer stalks us. You know, Big Papa. So something positive came out of it. A conversation with children. God, Denise. God. She's like, well, it's not something you want to have a conversation about. It's like, but it's good because they have to know. They have to know.

They have to know. Have you told them about three sims yet? Because I can do that for you. You never know what a conversation with your kids are like until they come home and say, mom, our friends are talking about your web as possible video. So they agreed to disagree, which Rinna says puts them at a dead end for their friendship and Rinna says, you know, I'm there for you and I've always been there for you. If you want me, if you want me Okay, and he's like, and I'm there for you too, which was

Beverly Hills way of saying fuck you bitch fuck you fuck you hate your face. Yes So then they all go on a private plane to see Erica, New York City playing Roxy Heart. Yes, suddenly has arranged the plane and she's like, Lord Mercy, is it a big ranger? Should I get a private plane just to take it to New York? No, I do not think so. I do not think so. I mean, please, we have to. We've got a very boring pregnant woman to travel with. So Garsell's not coming and we're like, who doesn't want to be here on a private jet watching Eric and Tickles the Eric and Jan and Chicago a role that I played 18 years ago.

So then we're in New York and Times Square and they're all taking pictures of Eric on her big poster and Times Square. It's like, can you blame this shit? And then we start getting the ending credit things. And we should mention that Erica does one last TED talk. I always keep my eye on the prize. Okay. If Roxanne Chicago is possible, what's next? What's the next great thing?

Am I going to do a reboot of Wendy, the Snappelady? Well, there'd be a, I don't know. Maybe I can be Wendy from Wendy's. I don't know. I can wear red wig. What's it going to do a reboot of Wendy, the Snapple Lady? Well, there'd be a, I don't know, maybe I could be Wendy from Wendy's. I don't know, I can wear red wig. What's it going to be? I'll tell you this much. You better watch it, Tits, lady from Progressive Commercials. Oh, it's slow.

So Erica earned rave reviews for her performance on Broadway, but the show was shot down after two months through to COVID-19 and she returned L.A. to be with Tom. And all that jazz. And Garsell is in a bunch of Black Lives Matter protests because of course after this season was filmed, the world went crazy. Okay. So we kind of see everybody dealing with COVID and you know, all the stuff we're all dealing with right now in real life

Yeah, Garcelle realized she wasn't too sweet on chocolate Michael So she's on the hunt for someone's spice year and then Teddy had her daughter dove and Like me or don't like me good or bad This is who I am and guess what? My sleeves lost weight. My kids slate now is calling me mommy with the thinner shoulders. So don't work down the end. Kyle goes, you know lately I've been finding myself analyzing all of the little things that I can live live without. People and things. But I choose not to.

Okay, just put in Amazon order for everything from to retail. It's great. Champion bottle in the pool coming tomorrow. And then to me, so speak update is I'm in cut in a fucking artichoke like Martha Stewart did on her Instagram. So you can be a wild thing and a protective

man at the same time. And by right, am I right? I'm not dancing a dancing, right? By the way, there was also a lie that was told because Kyle's official update was that Kyle's fashion line is being sold online and her lounge wear is selling through the roof during quarantine.

I am not feeling like that. I'm not buying that either. Yeah. I don't buying that either. Yeah. I don't know whose room it's selling through, but they must have very, very short walls. It's a low roof. It took a cell through. KyleSaheah.com.

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Guy? Ugh. So tack. Uh, so, uh, uh, Denise's official update is that the Bold and Beautiful was one of the first shows to restart production and because of health protocols, Aaron has been a stand-in for Denise's love scenes.

Sexually. So then, Rinna is dancing around with the broom broom and she's like, you know what? No one wants to see what their stuff. I mean, wouldn't we all like to sweep it under the rug? Well, I kept. I'm a true seeker. If there is truth to be had in America. Oh my god. Is this a Republican Republican National Convention. She's like that lady. Yeah. I can't. America. That's a man. That woman needs to be on Real House House of Dallas. Not at Liam Lopp is that Kimberly Gilfoil on there. I mean, I think terrible woman, but she's perfect for real.

Perfect for real. I also otherwise franchise. She could just do that the end of every dinner, you know. Oh, the best. And yet to come. And then the reason, the reason big ending is that she's making YouTube videos of her kid doing a cooking show, Phoenix. Yeah, and the capri room is closed at the moment.

Capri! I've been to Capri. Yeah, and the capri room is closed at the moment. I've been to capri and that brings us to the end of another season. Wait, wait, the final line, the final line of the episode is to read saying, you know, I think this is a group of ladies who can look past the disagreement and move forward. I'm like, okay, haven't seen it yet, but you know, I love, love that for you. Yeah, love that positivity babe Well, everybody. Thank you so much for joining us this season. We will be back with reunions for the next month. I'm guessing So be here for that and it's gonna be a spicy reunion because Rina after the reunion her Instagram was like well that reunion was

So I guess she's gonna be good. I guess it's not gonna end well for her, but um, we'll be there to check it all out. Thanks for being with us. Thanks for being with us. Crappens on demand people. We will be back tomorrow with Real Housewives of New York City! Bye! Bye! This is Kat and that from the MomTooth podcast.

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