Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Passively Provocative On Beverbully Beach

Episode Date: October 14, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills begins its month long season of recaps, and we're off with a bang. Dorit doubles down against Garcelle, but tries to find a word that won't get her called out for being an ignorant racially insensitive twit. It doesn't work. Rinna goes nutso and bounces on the couch, Erika continues her victim bs, and Kyle just sits there with her mouth hanging open to substitute for her non existent storyline all season. Our premium bonus is a Squid Game discussion. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Wow I'm not judging me. You don't know what my B3L is. All right, baby. Wow, wow. It is time to discuss episode one of the four part Beverly Hills where you're gonna know what, what in episode? Wow, this is a jam packed, jam packed first hour. I was, I was gobsmacked. I thought, gee, there's a lot to unpack here, but before we do guys just a reminder That on Monday we have our green room thing that's on spot-up our green room

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Crazy, you know, Rina's just gotten into this thing where she'll if she's doing a sit-around season where she doesn't do much in this season Then she comes to the reunion to keep her job and she's just goes crazy I mean she just gets so mean at these reunions and she never really shows that side of herself in the actual episodes I mean, I'm not saying she doesn't do mean things, but she doesn't look mean like in the episode She's usually covering things with a I mean Do you really think that what do you think about Harry sauce like she says everything kind of like a mom talking to other moms in the carpool Carpool line. It's like how are you?

She's always got that level over it, but then she gets to the reunion and man, she just looks evil. I mean, she even had one point where her mouth was like curled like the Joker. Like she had two slits going from the corner of her mouth up like the Joker. Like damn, like damn. Yeah, yeah, she was, there was an edged to her that I don't really recognize in her. I feel like normally when she comes for someone, whether it's reunion or not, it sort of is shrouded in her kind of soapy way, you know,

whether it's throwing a glass down an Amsterdam or people doing coconut room, you know, whether it's throwing a glass down an Amsterdam or people doing coconut room, you know, bathroom. But this was, it felt to me that this was the influence of Erica. I, you know, you know, Rina kind of likes to be a chameleon and she likes to sort of, you know, Erica started doing lots of glam and lots of looks and Rina starts doing lots of glam and lots of looks and, you know, Erica has adopted this kind of like, I don't give a fuck, I'm not a quid. You can't kind of come to me, I don't care.

And I think she's trying to be like, yeah, I think she's trying to be like a Rizzo also. And it's coming off a little, coming off a little meme. Yeah, that's a lot. But I mean, I recognize it from every reunion because that's how she gets, she gets really like a dark eye. You know, like where the shade goes down over her eyes, you

know, oh, here she is. It's Coraline's mom, you know, the big button eyes come out. And you know that she's just going to try and kill poor Coraline. And what a Coraline do. And we're, it was very reminiscent of like the Denise, you know, the Denise thing, like when she was just like, Oh, come on, Denise, you know, the Denise thing like when she was just like, Oh, come on, Denise. You know, that reunion just go gas lighting like that kind of. Gaslight. By the way, you know, but really fun to watch.

Speak of Coraline. I would totally welcome Terry Hatcher onto the show too, by the way. Doesn't she play Coraline's mom? She does. And she's a fucking monster from what everybody says about her or did back in the day. I heard nothing but monstrous things about Terry Hatcher, which is why I think she'd be wonderful on our show. Our show is about my cast member. I'd really like to welcome her onto our cast of Beverly Hills. Thank you. So we open up with Sun smog, a sign that says the city of Beverly Hills!

And it's two weeks before the reunion, and we come close in on a tiny little cardboard box with a little door cut out into the side that Erica can open for when she gets a pizza to leave on. It has a doorway just wide enough for one person with a little hobo bin to go through. So it's Erica's house in Hancock Park and Rina Arise and then they have a you look wonderful off. You look wonderful. You look wonderful. You look wonderful.

You look wonderful. You look wonderful. You look wonderful. You look wonderful. You look wonderful. You look wonderful. And I have to show Rinna's hair. Sorry if you're not watching this. Did Rinna fall asleep in the car on the way over? You know like when you fall asleep and your head's against the glass?

Because look at her hair. Look how, look where it's flat. It's flat. It's definitely top of her head. Yeah, It's flat on the top of her head. It's definitely top of her head. Yeah, it's flat on the top of her head, but to the side, so it looks like she was just like leaning against the glass window

on a dewy day is what it looks like. That is such a specific thing that, this is why I love having you as my podcast partner because you see all that random shit. It's cracking me up. I was like, wow, this is why I love having you as my podcast partner because you see all that random shit. I was like, wow, this is your only thing you have to do today people. Come on. So they go to the entire living room. Yeah. Yeah. And they go to the living room. And Rinna's like, everyone's like, oh my god, is she gonna go to the reunion? I'm like, fuck yeah, she showed up for everything else, right? And then Erick is like, I'm going. I'm like, fuck yes, you showed up for everything else, right? And then Erica's like, I'm going, I'm not a fucking quitter.

I'm like, okay, okay, Erica, you're not like, okay, you're sure you're a bad-ass. Congratulations, you're showing up with the thing that you're contractually obligated to show up to. Yeah, you're going to work today. Wow, good for you. Let's get a parade.

I'm not a quitter unless we're talking about quitting an old man. The second he ran out of money, he stole the pretend I had a music career. All right, bitch. She's not a quitter unless it's a conversation where someone's asking her about details about a personal life. So she's like last night, I had a dream, a dream that we were at the reunion. And then we get flashes of the reunion where Rima is going. Do not say that to me, Garseau.

And Garseau saying, I can say whatever I want, her saying. So can all of us, Garseau. Bella, there's going to be some shots taken and some shots fire I then started re going let me finish Garsell Why won't you let me finish Garsell and Rima why didn't you come to me and thank me for Harry sauce with a message in the air truck right in airplane You Guess what there's gonna be some winners and there's gonna be some Losers, well that's life loser baby. I didn't mean me Didn't lose it all look at you you're winning you're a winner

Did you not to try out to use his base today? I can loan you some foundation winner, okay? I can loan you some, just ask. Just ask. Okay. Uh, let me tell you something. There's gonna be some ups and some downs, some lefts and some rights, some insides and some outsides. There's gonna be some living room furniture and some patio furniture. Because you're hot and you're cold. You're left and you're right. You're up when you're down.

You do the next part, Rina. Sometimes you're happy, and sometimes you're sad. But the world goes around, and sometimes you lose every nickel you have. But the world goes around, the ride. Money makes the world go round, the world go round, the world go round. Take it, take it. Take it, take it. around the world go around the world go around ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha is a flip down you just oh that's gonna come up at the reunion get ready remember when I said that yeah remember when you said that yeah remember when I said it yeah remember when you said it you're there gonna be things said and things hard I want to do it. I want to do it. This is gonna be, look at me boys. How do you do it? How do you, again, I don't know how to do it.

You do it, Erica. You're stupid. They will be balls and they will be girls. Okay, all right, go ahead, go ahead, take it off. There's gonna be a ceiling. And there's gonna be a ceiling and there's gonna be another ceiling Did I do it right? Oh no! It's gonna be ceiling, there's gonna be a floor Okay, okay, okay There's gonna be some bitches And there's gonna be

Gussle! Did I do that right? You know what, let's just move on, cause you're not gonna get it, alright? It's like any show on regular prom time TV. You're just not gonna get it, really. Alright, let's move on. So, hey, it's a four-part real housewives of Beverly Hills, reunion.

Ah, man, the golet. Yeah. And we see the arrivals. Dun dun dun dun dun. Rina comes out of the car looking crazy. She's like, I'm ready. I'm ready. Is she missing her teeth?

What's happening with Rina? So she comes out and then Andy's talking to Kyle in her dressing room chair. And he's like, in 11 years, this one seems like the stakes are higher. Kyle's like well for some people more than others the Andy stakes. Erica can't even forward the ante okay let's just stop talking about stakes because I don't want Erica playing poker okay I don't want to play poker with a broke person. You know what Andy I have to agree the stakes are so much higher you know the box office is so difficult these days and thank God to be that I'm part of a franchise that will probably have a great

For Quadrant appeal. We're talking about Halloween kills right the future film my star and Andy is that right? We're talking about stakes. Oh, we're talking about the only thing that happened off the show this year Eric was like, you know, so how is it going with Erica? And then it cuts to Erica and her dressing room. And she's just sitting there, swiddling around going. Yeah, I'm sorry. She is literally trying to do some sort of like fonz riso hybrid. I don't know what's going on. It's like a woman in present, present film in the 50s. You know, like, like a woman in present, a present film in the 50s, you know, like,

wise crack in Erica. You know, she really, she's like cat was a cat or a kid from pretty woman just. Yeah, a pack of cigarettes in a folded up shirt. Yeah. I know she's just like playing this role so hard, you know. So well, I keep seeing these stories online about her that she's not talking to me. She's just like playing this role so hard, you know, so well I keep seeing these stories online about her that she's not talking to me and then she's mad at me or something

And he's like well is she talking to you? I'll just go No, no So then Andy goes up to sod and he was like so you nervous bat seeing her I just well, yeah, she said that she hated me. And then Garsell says, well, I know who's gonna come for me. And Andy goes, who? Doreet, Rina, but I can handle it. You always do.

And then, Rina, when he comes to her, is they just dance around and stuff. Yeah. So now it's time to go to the set. And when it's like, David, I need Steven to do some hands, makeup. Oh, you know what? Actually bring special effects, Steven,

and have him breathe the alligator makeup. I wanna look like Kyle. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. So I was like, how do I turn the phone off? How do I, how do I do this?

How does one turn off a phone a telephone? We need a millennial in here. Oh actually, I'm on Verizon not millennial is that what you have millennial It's very good service like your vibrato is a little bit better for me Erica, what do you want? Well, basically I'm on what really gets whenever she's on a sitcom cricket. All right, that was for you, Rina You were so funny So then it now it's time for the hello and we actually skip the whole what we do have the highs never mind Yeah, we have the whole you know what we have we have to couches back because I guess like, you know, everyone's like, ah, fuck it. Let's just, let's just, you know, go back to couches.

Um, I think couches actually, I need to try and live in the first. The shots I always think is, is kind of more community theater. To them. To them. Yeah. Like the shots could do it in a bagel shop and probably have, they probably actually have had a reunion in a bagel shop. And it was great, you know, because they're very good at what they do but Beverly Hills I don't

know I got used to the chairs I like the chairs I do not like seeing people stuck together on couches yeah make plenty guys. Hi ladies and they all together go hi Andy I guess Crystal welcome to your first reunion how are you feeling because I guess Crystal. Welcome to your first reunion. How are you feeling? Because I feel good. Well, I have expected you to show up in the leather pants and Kyle goes, Andy, those belong in the clubhouse. And then he turns the sun and he's like, hi, son, how's your ankle? Oh, it's, it's doing well, you know with this is the highest you'll have worn this year and Kyle goes We should put the boot in the club as to quack. Oh, you had one you got one joke. That's it And Dorit's acting just like she's an audience member. She's like

It's like waving her hands, you know laughing back and forth and you know, laughing back and forth. And Andy is like, Doree, is that a representation of the oppressed and abused wild fin tuna being ravaged by capitalism that you're wearing tonight? And she's like, no, actually it's from the ready to wea collection of Doree-ton, Doree-ton, wedding,

sweetened dresses. But they could also be for weddings, all right. Or tuna that have been caught. It looks ridiculous. You dress as... Hey, but there you wedding. Sorry, or tuna. That have been caught. It looks ridiculous. Your dress is stupid. There you go. Andy. We should put that in the clubhouse also.

Quat, Kyle. Quat. Oh, hi, guys. Hello, how are you feeling today? I noticed you sipping the camera a little earlier. She's like, Andy. Andy, how could you? Hey, Ranna, who is she tonight?

And she's like, oh, because she has her ponytail. She's like, well, we haven't really named her. Why don't you name her? What's, what's we name her? Hot, toddy. Hot toddy. She's not hot toddy. So Kyle, welcome to your 11th reunion reunion you have a different sister joining us tonight

You know I was that here with you and Kim tonight so are you and Kim before so this should be a K-Glock all right now. Let's look at this sad. This is Kathy Holtz back yard We should put in in clubhouse, handy. Let's put in the clubhouse. Kyle, you're on one right now. You're on one. You get two more. You get two more, Kyle.

Congratulations. The set you're sitting on right now is richer than all of you combined. Okay. Oh, hi, Erica. And she's like, just doesn't answer. She just gives him like a little. I know. He goes, what's new? She goes a lot. A lot is new. Okay. How do you feel? Fine. Have you sleep? Good. Should I, that's like good? Should I, that's like good? And he, that's like good, Andy.

And he's like, well, I mean, it must be hard knowing your roof is gonna be cardboard soon. That's rough when it rains. It's rough when it rains. I'm looking forward to closing this chapter and moving, moving on. Remember it's like, does it aggressive nodding? Like, yes, yes, it goes to chapter.

I mean, he's like, well well obviously there's so much going on with you this season and it's a highly unusual situation because things are now you know doing what you have to do yourself unfolding okay how new things could even come up before these episodes aired. So how do you feel about addressing this with viewers? Well, I am happy to do so. I'm happy to say everything that I can say, and please understand that there are some things that I cannot answer, but I will do my best to give every part of the story that I can or fabricate. And this is the toughest part of my life.

I ask for patience with the ladies. I got some, some I didn't. I asked for understanding that these things are complicated and I was finding them out in real time myself. And I don't have all the answers, but I do have all sorts of interesting stories I can make up. And I still don't have the answers. Alright, well what's the biggest misconception about you, Erica? And she's like, well, there's a lot of talk about me being called and having no empathy. So I want to say that I'm in an impossible situation. I'm wearing the crucifix today, sitting my counting necklace just to remind people that hey,

I made me confident, but I can also be a huge martyr. All right, I want the hurt people to be made a whole. Yeah, I like when she says there's a lot of talk about me being cold. Isn't her line like the hardest substance? Isn't she? That's a bright queen. Yeah, isn't that like part of her thing? Yeah, it's like there's a lot of talk.

Yeah, come your mouth. Yeah, if you also notice that when she's like not under attack and when she's trying there's a lot of talk. Yeah, from your mouth. Yeah, she also noticed that when she's like not under attack and when she's trying to be very matter of fact, she sort of gets a strange, it's not a British accent, but she starts to articulate certain sort of words every now and then like this a little bit. So, um, yeah, so she's this whole thing is in her ever to show that she's, she actually has a lot of empathy and sympathy. She displays none of it. Right. Look at me. She can't even bring her a song to save victims. She goes I don't want the hurt people to be made whole and he's like you mean the victims. Yeah, sometimes

alleged misdoings and you know, it's important that people hear that from me, you know, especially the word alleged because it's possible Tom really didn't do anything at all level Am I right everybody? Am I right? I would like some goddamn support, yeah, bitch Hold on, let me let me have a sympathetic moment for the hurt people who hurt people, okay? All right, all right, Erica, you're just putting your hand on your nose right now. Isn't this what sympathy is? Is that... Okay, how about this? How about the... Erica, you're just bogey right now.

That's not something... Can someone describe to me what sympathy is? I think I got it wrong. Alright, how about this one? Alright, Erica, that's the Macarena. Alright, alright, How about this one? Kaka Kaka That's just a chicken dance

All right, how about this one how about this one? Mazel to ask crash That's just you having a Jewish wedding ceremony. I think. You're just doing random things from weddings now, Erica. Okay. Okay. Could someone stop Erica? She is doing the electric slide off of the sofa. Can we just bring her back in?

Okay. Thank you. Well, do you think that people watching this could think that maybe you don't have any sympathy? And she's like, oh yes. But they're also looking at it from their own eyes. And they do not know what I know. And they have not lived through what I have lived up through.

Well, you know how hard it was every day to blow through thousands and hundreds of millions of dollars, Andy. It was like supermarkets sweep every fucking minute of everybody Andy my calves are sore from pushing around cart so quickly I'm I'm starting Andy I am hurt and I am hurt and the colon I know some people lost their fam little children lost their parents one man is covered in bones with the rest of his life but did you know that I bought a Range River top of the lawn Range Rover and then the Vols Tom Gerardi and then was like wait a second

I have a modest paycheck now of six figures what am I gonna do with this Range Rover if I don't have five other ones to pocket next to you know that was from the Andy well what was it like for you watching the show back it was hot Andy it was very very hot mostly because I was trying to get it through rabbit ears on the back of a TV I found on the sidewalk so that was rough and what were your feelings towards the other women as you watched their reaction to it? And she goes, Disapartment. And it cuts the Kyle.

Look, this is like a murder mystery, like all the suspects. It cuts the Kyle back. Angus, sadness, Garsell, and Son. Mm. And then there was some hope. I'd love and support, which of course is right. I'm like, ha ha ha ha.

You know, Andy, I felt running nose, I felt dizzyness, I felt suicide ideation. Are you talking, are you just reading from the back of a medicine warning label? I'm saying yeah, I am, I am, I did have a headache this morning, thank you Andy Colord. You're just reciting the lines in a commercial for Latisse, aren't you? Yes.

Great products. What's that gonna for? How do you feel today, Erica? Like a big circle with eyes, blobbing around the street, wait for the sunshine to come out. Oh, it's a depression. A lot.

Those a lot of balls. Let me tell you something. Do you know how hard it is? You see that beautiful hot air balloon go floating by and Joan London's dancing around on a hillside amongst the end of lines. You're just describing a clariton commercial. Are you? Yes. I could believe that. Oh, so Andy is like, so sudden I know that you talked to an attorney during the show and it cussed to Erica like giving a look like and sudden says well I want to be clear I did not talk to my attorney I talked to my friend who is an attorney it's my cousin his name is Vinny. It's very, very talented man.

Okay. She just knows that somebody from all of our favorite 90s movies is not just Jennifer Tilly. So then Erica flips her hair. She does nothing like, I'm gonna be like Porsche and she flips her hair like, I don't give a fuck of you call to your attorney. And I just, I really still hate that Erica is so angry that these people reached out to get legal advice in this situation, and of course, like it's, I think that's like, of course, I don't think there's anything wrong

with consulting a lawyer to be like, could I be impacted by this? And for Erica to be like, oh, it's like, bam, you got them all into this mess. Well, they earned it a mess. But like, you know, for someone who's talking about sympathy and empathy, she certainly is not showing any to her cast members. And so, Crystal says that she spoke to her attorney,

and but she also talks to her attorneys all the time. And I consult my attorneys a lot, Andy. My daughter tried to ask me an algebra question while I was on the phone, and I called my attorney to ask if she could be sentenced to life without after dinner ice cream. I did not take that shit for my children, Andy. Okay. Hey, Kyle. Well, I spoke to I spoke to phase husband, Everjack Jr. You know, really not for any legal advice. I just wanted someone to read the article for me and the bullet points. I just wanted someone to read the article for me and don't read the bullet points. I just wanted an excuse to talk to a guy

who wears dumb hats and ties sweaters around his neck. And we see a picture of him looking like that. And there, you know, it's Faye and him and Porsche and Kyle and Mauricio. And they're doing something fun. And Porsche and Faye are wearing like weird matching sundress type things. And Mauricio's just putting his fist in there like,

Yeah! Yeah! We're in a picture together right now. Yeah. Yeah, this is a great picture. It's amazing. So then, and he's like, So, Erica, did your lawyers ever advise you to quit the show?

And she's, oh yeah, they did. And then I said, no. I want to implicate myself, because I got nothing to hide, except for all the details that I don't want to talk about and can't talk about, and I haven't talked about for the past several years, because I was hiding them until I couldn't hide them anymore, but I got nothing to hide, okay? Nothing to hide, except the faces under this 90 pounds of Dollar Tree Foundation, Andy, and they say, but Erica, this can get flipped around on you. Meaning

stuff that you sell the show. I was like yeah everything can be part twisted turned and yes possibly used against your Andy because sometimes you're up and sometimes you don't. Sometimes you take the stairs and sometimes you take take the elevator, am I? That's what I said to him. I love it. I love it when she does this. I love when she does the two word thing. Oh my god. Some pretzels are tiny twists and some pretzels are sticks.

All right, amy. Some totes are hot and some totes are cold. Some totes are tainted,, Andy. And that's your tired goals. Alright, I'm all. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's commercial. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle. And we're the host of Wonder e's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the build-up, why it happened,

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crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. So yeah, Erica does this whole thing of like, yes I'm not a quiddle. And she wants to honor her commitment. I mean, yeah, Erica is sort of an adamned if you do, damned if you don't, situation on that front because if she didn't show up,

then we all have pitchforks to be like, oh, of course, the moment you're like, things are happening your life, you run away. But then she shows up and like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Why would you come onto the show and implicate yourself? So she is fucked on that front. And I kind of feel like she was just,

I actually kind of felt like this whole thing that I'm not a quitter was somehow still a reference to like Vanderpump and Denise Richards in some way. Like as much as they said, do we have to talk about them anymore? This felt a little bit like a reference to those things. I think that that's exactly right, but the difference is obvious,

but just to state the obvious, the difference is that this is stuff that state the obvious. The difference is that this is stuff that she did, not that she's actually going through in her real life. The other stuff was stuff that Erica and her friends were bringing at these ladies unfairly. Like, it's not like Erica has to show up and actually deal with lawyers and, you know, policemen from her real life. It's just questions. Erica loves this shit because she gets to show up and she gets to do monologues and act like a victim and have big crying scenes.

And you can tell because every time, like this whole first segment is her and like how are you feeling? It's so crazy that you're even here and she's like doing your whole, oh not a queen of ha ha ha! If a train's coming at me, I say come on big boy. But then every time the conversation veers away from her

She brings it right back to herself and what a victim she is so she's loving it so no one feel bad for Erica She is loving this shit Yeah, she's like a McDonald's commercial so and he's like well How much of the fact that you don't have your former husband's income to rely on play into this? Like, this is now your main job, okay? We can stop pretending that you're an actual singer. And she's like, well, unfortunately it is. And that is now, it's more of a consideration.

But back then, when we were shooting the show, I was literally just trying to survive. Day by day, I would hop into that raindrop and drive to the soup kitchen and be like, could you please fill my hands with a soup so I can eat it in my Range Rover. Thank you. Thank you. So they talk about how she's not been even charged with the crime, but man, if you look at social media,

I mean, she look, it looks like she's the one in trouble here. And Andy's like, and you've also got a lot of people saying that you should be fired. Will you say the that? She's like, and you've also got a lot of people saying that you should be fired. Will you say that? I said, no, I should not be fired. Why are you presuming I've done something? Why are we letting the legal side play out? You've had one side and a lot of bullshit from that side. It cut the sudden. Me like doing her like Mrs. Peacock face. And then,

and obviously the problem here is that we're not gonna see this play out legally because you're helping your husband, you know, say that he's got dementia or whatever at the most convenient time ever so that he's not gonna be able to testify as to how are they ever gonna do this. Like, come on lady.

But still, I'm loving her energy here instead of just being like, I will not say anything. I will just sit here with a shitty look on my face. Which, she could have done, she's actually coming in and giving us some dramatics. That's true. So Andy asks if Son brought her face rollerskiss. Well, it's in my trailer actually, and Andy says, well, some call her over the top, others call her overly sensitive, but despite outside opinions,

Sutton is just trying to live her best life once said he'd buddy Buhle at a time. You know, some people call her a handful, and some people call her white fragility on an e-scooter, and sometimes, you're hypey! And sometimes, you're sad! Erica, we're moving on to set now, okay? You take the good you take them both Take the bad you take the both and There you ridda take it from here

All right, well, I thought I was giving her a nasty layup there, but okay, that's fun So we see a sudden the Sun's out man, you know, just like this lady's like What why are you treating me like that? Oh What did I say I'm getting a lawyer? What why has everybody bothering me? I mean Sutton's crazy is so much funnier all cut together like that I'm doing this I just think I pray to Jesus every day I just I just need a bone throw me a bone

throw me a bone I forgot about that whole thing. So yeah, we see this whole thing and he asked some questions about her mom And she says that like you know what was like being psychoanalyst growing up and sounds like, well, sometimes it's just easier not to say anything. And, you know, and then her mom actually gave it to me. And she noticed Erica snorting, because she goes, your mother's stuff is nails.

What was it like growing up? And she goes, well, she was very hard on me. And Erica goes, she gives her this look. It's so weird. Erica's in a really weird place. I don't know if she had a couple of, before she came out here, but she is kind of like your drunk antichristmas.

And by drunk antichristmas, I mean me, like Christmas, you're drunk. Well, I think Erica really gets off on, like feeling like she's like one with the people, right? Like these are all bunch of rich bitches. You aren't connected to anything. They're all privileged and they don't know what the real life is like,

but I know what the real life is like. But like the more all this stuff happens, the more that just seems like such bullshit, right? It just seems like such bullshit. This whole like, like I'm in touch. As she's sitting here talking about like look at my life being sort of caviar pie. I'm like, oh, like poor me, the range rover.

And just I just don't know if I want to see her hear that from her right now. There's like, we're pretty much lady, you know? So basically, Sutton's like, well, you know, what's interesting is when we watch the flashback of me talking about my dad, my mother didn't even say anything. And then she sent me a crystal text after the crystal stuff,

saying just take her for what she is and don't take it so personal. And her is like, personal, yes, personal, personal, yes. And so, so, so, sudden, you know, sudden, sudden she followed the advice. And one of my friends told me that me and Crystal are more like than you know. And Crystal's like, I heard that too.

And she's like, yes, see, and that's why I say, I do not see color. I was like, no, sudden, sudden, no, no, no, don't take it that way. I'm just kidding. She did not say that. Just make your reference. So the world basically looks like an episode

I love Lucy the you two crystal. She's like, oh, here we go again So Andy's like so how's your store going Sutton? She's actually is my business Rina. It is called a business Rina And she's like, why are you pointing at me? Do you want the Flintstones again? I can give it to you. She's like, no, because you were on, no, she goes, yes, because it is a business and it has grown excrementally. And Erica's just like, I don't know what it goes.

Erica's response was appropriate there. I will give it, that one, I will co-sign Erica's response. My business has grown like a giant pile of poop that someone keeps pooping on So so grandma did you shade her business? I don't know I don't really watch you show that much and Rinna's like oh what did I say what did I say? I don't remember what I drunk What's I drunk and then we see a clip of?

Watch what happens live when she was wearing her green Elton John outfit, like her big glasses and stuff, acting Craig Gray. And she was saying, well, I mean, you know, what a set, no, she doesn't have a business. I mean, I guess she has a store, but you know what I'm saying, Andy. You know, right?

Wow, Ronnie, you know what that sort of sounds like? It's not an uppercut, it's not a juket, it sounds like a jab. Was that a jab, Bronnie, from Rina? Did Rina just do a jab and that she didn't tell Son to her face? Is that me? Is that crazy? Did I just go that? Oh, that never happens on this show.

I only went on the one Garsell does it. That only happens when it's Garsell. So Rina, yeah, Rina's like, well, you had a store. I mean, I didn't really consider that a business. You had a store. Your whole first season was crying about how you had a store, and it was robbed, and it almost broke the two of you, you know, once you went after your dream of having a store in this and that, give me a break. Literally, what is the most iconic version of a small business? A store. A store.

Okay, so Andy is like, so how would Amelia and Porter vibe on a play that you said I don't think so. And when I was like, yeah, I didn't feel great about that because we're mama bears, okay, with our kids. All right, we're mama bears. We bet we bet that it's your kids, okay? So Sun's like, well, they grew up in different way. Porter didn't grow up with Hollywood parents who prioritized modeling

and didn't crazy old people from keeping up with the Kardashians. So it's a different lifestyle. I didn't mean it in a bad way, just in a normal shameful way for you. Yeah. So then they talk about her moving into her own house out of Kyle's rental and we just see what a clip of her going into her new closet going. This is where the tiara should go. Like in complete serious, completely serious tone. So she's so happy there and he asks about Kyle's and Kyle says, oh, she was a great tenant does she almost did burn my house down Yeah, it's not like what did I do? What did I do she's got like well they did a walk through and the house is almost burnt down from the fireplace here And then there's just a picture of the fireplace where there's like full on like char coming out of it like

I don't know what was going on in that fireplace, but I think that's actually more of a, if the fireplace is doing that, that seems like it's more of a Kyle issue, unless it's sudden. Unless the flu, I think the flu was in that one or something. And then while they're going through this wacky story it cuts to Eric, and she's just staring,

it's not about her, so she's just zoning out on the table like, ooh. And Carl whips out the picture and said, I'm like, well, I did was turn the fire all along. And Kyle says, yeah, it's still off the market because you know, we have some repairs to do right now and then we're in this like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, And Andy goes, well, wouldn't that come out of our security deposit and we didn't give her a security deposit because she's always supposed to be there for one month.

And so, Sun's like, well, this is not my fault. We're going to go to court. It's just just joking. And Erica goes, oh, good. Someone else beside me, huh? Erica, still not about you. I mean, keep trying, but wait, okay? It's like, it's four parts to get your parts in. Just be quiet over there. So Andy does turn it back to Erica. He's like, so Erica, what, what look are you going for today? And she's like hot, single, hot, single, sandy, hot, single, like a Pringle, sandy. I'm wrong!

I'm wrong, I'm America! I'm not America, Jay! She's so good! She's so good! She's such an artist! Hardest, hardest! So, um, she's like, so if you consider dating, he's like, oh, I'm trying.

Listen, anybody, hello, help. You know, I just want somebody with a big penis. I just want some hot, hot sex. Yeah. That's why I am. And Eddie asked Sutton about Michael and Sutton's like, well, we were on a nice Valentine's weekend and he broke up with me. And her kid goes, what reason did he give you? Did you try and call a lawyer about him? She's like now he just said I Can't I mean there's no There's no comeback for that

Yeah, I feel like Sutton has heard that a lot like after like a year Sutton Why? What listen? I just I just can't Also by the way a Valentine's Day weekend, weren't they shooting during that time? Wasn't there a whole Valentine's Day? Oh, I don't know. So, yeah.

Ah, I just can't. So I don't know. You're getting me on timelines now. I'm like, I'm doing dates in my head, I can't. So then Andy is talking to Garsell and asking her if her kids would really be okay if she got with someone, and she's like, of course they would be okay

if it was right. And Andy's like, well, this season, Garsell felt like she didn't belong. Did the real host have some fake friends, or was she not making a real effort? That's really good at this clip for real I want to love that but it's not quite as good as Erica's word play. How can you do your version? Well, there gonna be some real people

and some fake people. Yes, yes now that gas queen so then we get the Garcell segment and all of her storylines, which were Rina saying, Garcell throws little darts and people go, ow, ow. And of course, Rina's been doing all this entire episode so far, by the way, all her little hums that she's done.

Yeah, like every one of the Garcells says anything. She starts playing with her cuffs and acting like this entire episode so far by the way, all her little hum, hums that she's done, you know. Yeah, like every time the art self says anything, she starts playing with her coughs and acting like she's straightening her dress and just going, mm-hmm. Oh, really? Mm-hmm. Even in giving that dirty, the evil Rinalook.

And even earlier at the episode, there was something that Garsell said, I don't remember now, because I've erased the note, but she said something and then it goes, oh, oh well, we agree on something. Looks like we agree on something. I was like, that's a dart, whatever. I don't even remember the context, but it was very dirty. So, um, Andy's like, Garsel, you were so vulnerable, but you opened up to the group. Were there any follow-up conversations after that? And she was, well, Rina and Doreet came up to me

and asked me how I felt, and I made them see me in a different way, and made me feel like I opened up in a different way, and Rinna and Doreet say that they felt closer after that whole conversation, which is all Andy needs to hear to try to just tear them apart. Well, Doreet's such a dodo bird. She's like, well, Gossel. Gossel is one of those people, indeed,

that I felt an immediate bond for. I feel like Gossel. Gossel is one of those people, indeed, that I felt an immediate bond for. I feel like Gossel. She can be passively proactive, Andy. She's doing like a Rubik's cube in the air with her hands, what she talks. You know, pissively proactive. And she doesn't give a chance. Oh, John, I've almost got the yellow wool done. She doesn't really give a chance to let anyone respond or defend themselves. I mean, she opened up until Mar because I have fucked up the whole thing. Now I've got to stop with the rigs again. Indy. I thought, you know, one of the things I love about Garsell is that her first name, the first

letter in her name is G. And you know, I believed that showing that vulnerability was real and raw. And it was part of her that I thought was she was going to, you know, that I felt like she was doing again, you know, again, this new phrase that I've decided to call her passively provocative almost, you know, it just almost seemed that that was relative. The point is this, I refuse to say passive aggressive because I've been told I'm not allowed to say aggressive, so I'm just gonna say passively provocative instead. Yeah, the fact that she got that saying passively provocative. It was just, it was just one of the ones.

She really is a ding dong, okay? So she goes, well, I think that she was just doing that to be deliberately relevant and interesting and interesting. She goes, I don't know what it is. She goes, I don't know what it is. She goes, I don't need to do anything to remain relevant. I can assure you of that. She goes, okay, well, I feel like you've taken Jabs at me and have confronted you and then you've made it seem like, I was coming for you in that moment. I'd like to say this now, everybody. In that moment, I said a word I shouldn't have used.

You might have said that I was being actively provocative, not passively provocative, and for that I am actively provocatively saying, I'm sorry for that. Yeah, well, you did, and I need an apology for that. Honestly, jibs, jibs, jibs, and Garsell's like no, apologize, I'm not a bully. And because Garsell, it didn't even give me a chance to apologize. Well, it was hurtful. It was hurtful. And it was unnecessary.

It was hurtful and unnecessary. And to It was hurtful and unnecessary and to reach like I Ray got got sell got said I raised it okay. It was the wrong word it popped into my head because honestly I needed a word to pop in there because all I could hear was PK saying Pringles babe Pringles babe I said get me another word in here. Whatever it is bully it came into my head and that's what I went with and I was Passively provocative in that moment and I apologize. And the reason I was calling you out is because you were incisantly saying stupid fucking things incisantly incisantly say these things. This is the part where she says incisantly incisantly and even says incessive, which is not a word. Yeah. Incessant, incessive preventative prep propositions.

The bully, poppies. They were incessent. Incessent, G is not in the word incessent. And Andy goes, well, you got absolutely haze to for calling her a bully. And he goes, right. Like, and gives a dirty look to Garthel, because that's the biggest thing on this show.

They hate being called bullies. And for the past few seasons, they've been a bunch of fucking bullies. They even have a name to their click. The Fox Force V, which is really fucking lame in the first place. But they have a hashtag. Did they name that?

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Mean Girls? Yes, they named it themselves, or dodoes. So they get, remember when they got furious because Denise, The Beverly Hills Mean Girls. Yes, they named it themselves or do those so They get met remember when they got furious because Denise Denise Denise was responding to some of these real housewives of Beverly Hills Mean Girls Hashtags and they were like and you people were calling us bullies and you just jumped right on it like they hate being called bullies on Twitter, right? So Judy from Judy Towns that asks, after witnessing Erica viciously attacked Teddy, Eileen, Sutton, some hedges in her neighborhood and being received, I'm being on the receiving end yourself. Doree,

why did you call Garcella bully and not Erica? And Dore, using the word bully, is attempting to paint Garsell into the angry black woman stereotype, which is a new low. Oh, and another woman said, your dresses look like they cost $10 and were made in an air popper. Oh, I'm so sorry, that was in my notes. Sorry, that was me. All right, I'll be moving to the back. Okay.

So she's like, well, this is a very like like my dresses by Nectaria themselves. This is a very layered situation. Okay, let me break this down. Alright? That was not at all an effort to paint that picture. And like I said, there's an element of the word bully, that is, what's the word? Incessant! Is it incessant word that has incessant it? Yes, you can't spell incessant without incessant envy. And how do you feel about brothers and sisters making babies? It's wrong. Exactly, point made. When Erica had moments, they were all oscillated non-incessial incidents, and incessantly.

And that was over a period of many passive provocative months. There were incisant months. That's the thing with months. Months just keep coming. They're so incisant. Like, could we ever not have a month? We always have to have a month. It's incisant months or booties.

What am I trying to say? I don't remember my point. Just say sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And God says, thank you. Just but God says, says a lot. And Gossel says thank you. She's just but. Gossel says a lot in confessionals that she won't say to you face.

And she goes, that's not true. And then to Rina and Rina both start nodding and get the same time and Rina's going, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I didn't even bring up the fact that Rina talked so much shit about Erica behind her back. Right?

Here is Dereet complaining about ourselves, saying things in confessionals, like not being upfront. When there was that whole meeting, there was the dinner where she was laughing with P.K. and Kyle and Mauricio, but she's holding herself to the standard. Well, it cracks me up because Dereet is mad because of things that Garcell said straight to her face. She's not mad about confessional. She's mad that Doreet called her out when she said she knows plenty of black people because

they're all her help. And Garsell didn't even say anything bad. She just gave her like some side eye, you know. And then everything that's happened has been Garsell calling her out to her face, right? So now she's coming up with this, but she's mean to me in the confessionals. But here's the thing though, they're all mean to each other. That's the name of the game. That's always strikes me as funny, is that they sit down, they do their interviews, the producers are like,

do you want to say something about this? Want to make a joke about this, right? And they all do it. That's part of the thing, right? Because we're all supposed to be hearing their inner monologues or whatever. But she's acting as if Garsell is the only one who goes into those interviews and actually makes quips and a shady, right? And they all do it.

Right. So, Rinna is like, well, I have to agree. I have to agree in Garcell's like, but we all do that. And Andy agrees. He's like, yeah, you guys all do that. And Rinna goes, yeah, but you seem to do it the most. Yeah. You it the most. Yeah, you're the most comfortable doing it.

What, where does that, how can you tell that she's the most comfortable doing it, right? Like this is starting to be like, hmm, I don't know. This is starting to now move into an area where I'm starting to feel not so great about the vibe that's going on with Doreet and Rina getting up on Garsell. So Doreet's like, well they just don't read the room. I mean, this is the point where you called a black woman a bully.

You say you're fucking sorry and that's it, okay? Andy will ask you other questions to get to this next thing. But then Rina decides now is the moment where she's gonna jump on and start telling off to Garsell. Like why? Why would you do that right now? Garsell seems like, why? Why would you do that right now? Garcell seems the most comfortable doing this. Like, that seems like a weird projection or whatever. Well, they don't like when people get too good at

confessionals. They hated when Vanderpump did it. They hated that Denise always had funny confessionals. I mean, it really is. Like when your mom says, you're like, someone beat me up in school and they're like, oh, they're jealous of you, honey, which is usually something I hate when people bring that up,

but this cast is like, they don't like that she's so popular, I think, because this is just a stupid fucking thing to go after her for. So Dorit goes, you don't say anything when we're together, but then you say it in the confessional. And Garth says, well, first I say too much I don't say anything when we're together, but then you say it in the confessional. And Garsell's like, well, first I say too much, then I don't say enough. I can't win with you, it's very direct.

No, it's very passive. Passive provocative. Passive provocative, my new term. In ceasence. And also another point is, you know, in the confessional, Garsell has someone asking her actual questions. None of you fuckers ever do. Like, when does anybody ask Garsell anything? On this show, you know?

She's actually got someone to talk to in the producer's chair, so. To be fair, I will say this, it has been very evident to all of us that Garsell seems to hate the entire cast. Like, she seems to clearly hate everyone, and maybe that's what they're picking up on and they're just picking up on the fact that like wow She does not like us and they're like, you know, they can't deal with someone not liking them because Garsell the entire season looks like she is just there for a paycheck She's like these fucking bitches. I can't stand them

Well, you know, I mean how could she like she doesn't judge them because they're a Well, you know, I mean, how could she? She doesn't join with them because they're a click. You know, they just click together. And the only way to get with them is to join them and they're click, like crystals apparently doing. I can't tell what side crystals on to be honest. It's very tricky for me to figure it out. I think she likes Garsell and Sutton both, but she's, she sticks with the mean girls the whole time.

She keeps standing up for them. At least so far. And the first hour she does. So Garsell's like, well like well look first. I say too much then I don't say enough I can't win with you and do it because you Yes, you can and garsell goes I am direct with you She is no it's very passive and Andy says well you accused her being passive But then you accuse her of throwing darts. And Doree is like, but I want her to be direct.

I don't want her to throw darts, but throwing darts isn't being direct. And it's been in season. When you have an issue, you look at someone and you say, you have an issue and you don't throw a piece of aggressive gems with the smile. Oh really? So like when she said, not what you said last night. That's not what you were saying last night. That's not a job.

She's telling you right to your face that you're being a fucking hypocrite in front of everyone. What do you matter about? You know, it's like, you have to say, you have to look at someone, write the eyes and say what's on your mind. It's like when I say to PK, PK, we cannot dedicate

an entire shelf in this refrigerator to mayonnaise. We cannot do that PK. And you know what he gives me an on a steps, he says, I scream. I'm there you go! Now that's a relationship. So then Garsell's like, don't we all want to grow? If somebody keeps saying something to you,

you don't want to go and look at it, you know? I don't know what, I didn't totally understand what Garsell said it, you know, I don't know what I didn't totally understand what Garsell said. She's saying, she's saying look, I mean, if I'm saying something to you, it's not a job, I mean, don't we all want to grow? Like, if someone keeps saying the same things to you over and over, wouldn't you say and Erica breaks in and she's, not of this age, honey, I'm set. Who's talking to you?

And what the fuck are you even talking about? Your drunk sit down. Yeah, and Garsell is like, I said you talked too much, and then you go for my integrity, and you call me inauthentic and bully, and we're gonna put that aside because we're really gonna put that because she seems to be being like,

Insan, seriously! Just like, no, we're putting bully aside, okay, and I'm not gonna bring that up. And then Rinna goes, oh, really? Wow. That's nice. I'm like, isn't that a dark?

Wasn't that a dark right there? That's so nice of you. Wow. Mm-hmm. And this is where I know it's her Joker Slit. This is where I know it's her Joker Slit and her mouth is creepy. And so Garth sells like,

Rinna, just stop. We'll get to that. Hold on. She says, Garth sell all to whatever I want. And don't tell me to do anything. OK. Thank you. I did not like the tone of that response.

Well, it's not even about her. What are you even talking about? Rin has been doing this the entire episode to now. Just like, Rarin to go, right? But she's going doing this the entire episode that to now, just like, rare and to go, right? But she's going off at the wrong time. But it's also very condescending, and I'll do whatever I want. You don't get to tell me what to do. I don't understand. The Garsell does not have a history of telling Rinne what to do, right?

And I'm barking and making orders. And on top of of that Rina is the one on the show who the Has followed everyone the most every drink order. What should I have? I'm gonna have a glass full of rocks. You know when they see on the rocks. I want actual rocks I want rocks in my glass to you give me a glass full of rocks from the earth I would love that she Rina does nothing but take direction from other people on the show And she's like well, yeah, that's nice. And Rinna says, well, you know, too much, oh, I'm so sorry, this is my own personal note.

I just said Rinna too much of the reunion as usual because I feel like she knows that once a reunion happens, she can be a total monster, go off, say things act irredeemably basically because she knows she gets a break and then every time she shows up for the next season, she's like, what, are we good? I thought we were good. What, where you mad at some new season, where are we still talking about that?

Right. So then Garsell, so when we're just like, you don't get to tell me what to do. And Garsell says, well, I can say anything I want to say, then to reach, like, so can I. And we're gonna go so can all of us. And Kyle's eyes just start to bulge because she Kyle sees what the optics of all this is. And she's like, oh, they're about to get in trouble with the internet right now. And Rinna's like, you don't tell me to do a single fucking thing. And then she licks her tongue like she, you know, she licks her mouth, sticks her tongue out like she just won a point. I mean, yeah, again, also the room note, note that no one came to Garsell's defense in

this moment, which proves Garsell's point, which is that she often feels like she's alone at sea in this group. Like no one, no one says, hey, Rina, don't, but no one says, Rina, don't talk to her like that or Rina, you should correct your tone or do you guys are being, you guys are being too crazed. Like no one does the thing that they do. Like if someone talked like this to Erica,

if someone talked like this to, well obviously someone did talk like this to Rina and to reach chimed in and someone talked like this to to read and Rina chimed in, you know? But no one said anything and these two women are being so fucking condescending to Garsell and they are being very hostile.

And no one is like, hey, don't talk to us for a million. I mean, look, I look at Garsell more like she can handle it and she's handling it. She can handle, I think. I mean, she's handling them just fine. She knows when to speak and when to make them and when to give them enough rope, right? And they are just hanging themselves.

They look like total idiots and she's just letting them. You know, she just gives, she makes her points and then she's just quiet. And I think that that just confuses them because she says what she feels. And then they're like, well, that was mean. Then say what you feel. And she's like, I just did. And now I'm literally going to do this.

Harump. Like at one point she even made the sound. Like, Harump. Actually said her rough. For the first time in human history. No, but I'm just saying like it's more like when they, if they act like, like, you know, Garcell's complaints about not having anyone in our corner or irrational. Like, here is a perfect example of no one on that stage had her back in that moment. All right. So then Andy's like, well, Crystal, do you think that Garcell makes jabs? And she's like, well, you know, look, I'm just going to refer to that dinner, you know, what she said about me.

Garcell goes, what did I say about you? And then we see the clip at the dinner at Crystal's house. This was at Crystal's, right? When Crystal, they're talking about the deal with Sutton, they invited Garsell over to basically talk shit about Sutton. And they were making fun of how Sutton needed a lawyer and Kathy Hilton was like, well, I mean, if you do that in my circles in Beverly Hills,

and you know, they're basically like fuck her, like you can't do that, you can't act like that. And who is she anyway? And Crystal said at the dinner, I mean, I've never heard of her ever, which was like her snottiest, shittiest moment I think. It was so snottie. It was really shitty. And, you know, I'd love that they're playing that because she's using that as an example.

That is exactly you talking behind somebody's back. That is all of you talking shit behind Sutton's back. Literally none of you except Crystal kind of, you know, she went after Sutton, but no one else said any of this stuff to Garcell or to Sutton's face. And now they're using it against Garcell. I mean that's just...

That is just real housewivesery, housewivesery right there. And the Doreets like, and that wasn't even the job I was talking about. I mean you guys were all talking about Sutton and you were there and you didn't say anything at the moment and Garcell's like you don't know that. It's just, let me finish Garcell! This is the second time you've cut me... What? moment and Garsell's like, you don't know that. Because let me finish Garsell. This is the second time you've cut me. What?

Rina's just smiling. She's like, yeah, it's just snickering. Yeah. And she's like, and Dorita's just yelling at Garsell. Yeah, exactly. You don't let me make a point. And then Garsell's like calm down because Dorita just lost it.

So then we come back and we hear all that again and Garso goes, make a point Doreet. And she's like, well, I mean, it flashes to the confessional. And you say, why would they say in all these things to me? I'm team Sutton. But they showed Garso standing up for Sutton at that dinner. She didn't start yelling at anybody, but she said, no, you know, I think that Sutton is just like this kind of a person. Like, no, no, no, she's

nobody. That's her. So it kind of doesn't make your point because she didn't stand up for her friend. Also, and well, Doreen is basically like she basically says, listen, why is it that when they were going after Sutton, you didn't say, hey guys, I'm friends with Sun. This isn't cool, right? And, you know, Garsell kind of deflects by saying, well, why are you talking about something that where you weren't even there? But, Doreet's logic sort of stands except that basically the reason why Garsell didn't do that

is I think that she was like, I'm having a nice dinner and I don't wanna like be obnoxious right now. I don't wanna have a fight right now. But why is Doreet okay with Garcell? Why does Doreet have an issue with Garcell hiding her true feelings when later in the season, when Erica does the exact same thing to Sutton, when she actually goes out of her way to make it seem like she and Sutton are cool, and then she tells us, oh yeah, I don't give a fuck about her. I just want to

have a nice meal for once. But Dorita has no issue with that. Because she's only going against Garsell. They're hypocrites. They're fucking hypocrites, my god. So she's like, and also, I think, and we said at the time, like Garsell, why isn't Garsell standing up more for Sutton? I remember saying that in that recap, but I think Garsell was just being pol polite at the dinner. She's like, okay, obviously these women have invited me here to get me to talk shit about Sutton so they can go tell Sutton I talk shit about her

and ruin whatever we have, right? Cause it's obvious, it's total mean girl's move to invite her over and try and separate the pair. And it didn't work. It's like she saw what they were doing. She stood up for Sutton in a very non-offensive, like casual way that wasn't gonna start a fight or engage in a fight, whatever.

And Doreet's still trying to use that against her like she's making a point. When it just showed the other women, we're all back talking behind somebody's back. I mean, it's so frustrating in a way that only Beverly Hills can frustrate me. I know. And it's gonna get worse from here on out through this episode. So Andy basically asks, like, you know, where does Garcell stand with Doreed? And, you know, Garcell wants to move on. You know, she wants to be good with D everything and doing it's like, well, the ball

is in your court and I would like to move on. Incessantly, I would like to incessantly move on from these incessant fights, but I thought we did move on, but maybe that was just passive, provocative, incessant behavior. I love that Dureet says I thought we did move on. Did you not hear this last segment that you were in charge of? That's like, why are you mad at me? You were just so when screaming and yelling, Garcell stayed totally calm and you're like,

I thought we'd move, don't, I don't understand why you're acting like this. So Garcell's like, well, I mean, I like to move on. I mean, look, she kind of looks over Doreet and she's like, I mean, look, I don't dislike her at all. I really don't. And he's like, don't dislike her at all. Okay, sounds great. I mean, in a year with the coronavirus,

I choose her over coronavirus. I'll tell you that much. Okay, well, it sounds like YouTube are clear right, clean right now. And then Kyle just goes, ish, I was like, oh, Kyle's gonna, she's gonna, she's gonna needle at them and make them fall apart again next season. So then, Lisa, Rina and Garcell, now we moved on. So Andy's like, well, you guys struggled with the ups and downs of a 20 year friendship. Do you think you earned back your

friendship with Garcell? And Rinna's like, well, you would have to ask Garcell. I think I did everything I could to try. I think Garcell has some expectations from me. I mean, I threw a party. I brought her sauce. I mean, at that point, I'm out of options. What else could someone do? Party and sauce. You threw a party with boiled pasta, first of all, you tacky ass. You did it because you knew it was gonna be televised so you would look like a good person.

And then you took the sauce to our house so you could literally accuse her of not being grateful the next day. You are so transparent, ma'am. Let's get off the cross So Andy base is like well she did throw a party and give you sauce And so did you take that as her sort of doing like was that was that were these genuine efforts? Did you feel like it was she was making effort?

Which you just playing nice and Garsell she's like I don't really know I honestly don't know how I took them Honestly, I'm really just start shaking her like Terrible sauce there with soft. Oh God there with sauce and Garsell was like no those were lovely things to do I just I don't try you know I just don't trust and when you don't trust someone and everything well So should she stop because you don't trust? I mean that was fucking bull and a sauce You motherfucker. Yeah, I said it. I said that on TV. I'm out of faith You just think that she should stop reaching out because you don't trust. Listen, I know that you get to sit next to Andy this year,

but you were not the host. Be quiet, Barbara, Barbara Walters. Okay, I don't need to hear this from you. It looks like some rando and some fantastic Sam's makeup tear chiming in, like just be quiet, it's not you. Also, I don't wanna hear about Erica weighing in about like someone's trust issues. When she has spent several years talking about

how she doesn't trust other women, for like that's her hope in her whole gambit. And now all of a sudden she's like, oh, it's because you don't trust, so she's gonna stop if you don't start trusting her. She's also made zero effort towards anybody else. If you notice that, like she never makes any effort. The only thing Erica has ever done for anybody is what?

She had like a July 4th barbecue a million years ago. She had people over into her loft to show off her loft downtown. But like she's never, I don't think she's ever done anything. This season she went shopping with Rina and she went to that spa day that that Sutton was taking her to. Yep. Yep. So Chris Hull says that the birthday was very genuine and Rina is like, I just feel like you break the chain with me and you just you don't want to go a little further and I just I have to take that in right now. You just don't want to be great friends and you have to take that in. And Chris Hull is like, well, I'm getting ready to get in right now. You just don't wanna be great friends with me. I have to take that in. And it grows so I was like, well, I'm sorry.

And Erica says, do you wanna punish her for the way she treated Denise that what it is? God, she's like, yeah, because you know, what comes to a point where she's gonna be like, hey, you know what I'm trying? She just doesn't trust me. And Crystal's like, you know, your birthday was very genuine. I can tell you that.

Rina was so genuine about your birthday. I promise, Crystal isn't about you, be quiet. And Erica, you're not hosting this show. And Rina's like, okay, but you know what? To bring that up, to bring up Denise at the final party, I mean, we go four months and you have to bring Denise up. We're just gonna let it go. You're bringing up the fucking bunny, Rina.

Every five minutes, you went to that Halloween party we mentioned earlier, dressed as a bunny. I mean, are you gonna really lecture somebody on letting it go? You're wearing the same wig you wore on days of our lives in 1982. Yeah, and so Rina's, yeah, Rina's, Garsell's like, well, I have let it go.

I have. When? Just now. Which I love, like, uh like, well, I have let it go. I have. When? Just now. Which I love. Like, uh, uh, three seconds ago, I let it go. I don't know if you guys saw it. It's over. She goes, okay, well, thank the Lord, Jesus. Thank you. One, Rina starts now. Rina is moving over into her weird cheerleader personality where she's going to start cheering everything. So Andy is like, Garsell, you said that Rina didn't stick up for you, what did you expect from her given that you went

into it saying we're on pause and Rina goes, and I don't trust you. And she says, well, I mean, look, I don't expect her to stop everything, you know, I felt that we were, we were fine with the lip kit launch and it's just Doreet and I had an incident. I thought Rina would have said something and Rina goes, but I agreed with Doreet.

So I wouldn't have your side because I thought Doreet was correct. Oh really? The part that Doreet just apologized for? And Sun's, what about Sun's reaction and Sun says says, well I think one of the trust things is Lisa not having my back too and her saying Lisa's your friend and she's not helping you out at all. I don't know, basically Sons felt like she wasn't, Lisa didn't have her back either and it showed, I don't know, I guess, Lisa was not being a good friend.

So Rino's like, you know, listen, I mean, if I had fucked up or had done something to you, I'd understand it. And then Garsell goes, well, someone told me that you said, I never should have brought race onto the show and that this show is not that kind of show. And then everybody's like, AAAAAH! You know, there's like shock.

Yeah, it was, well, that was a pretty big bomb right there. So Rinne was like, well, you should have come and asked me about that. And Garsell says, well, you should have come and asked me about that. And Garasal says, well, there's so many other things that you don't come and say to me directly. And I was like, well, that's a big one, Garasal. Yeah, that's a big one. Yes, it's a big one.

It's a big one. It's a big one. It's a big one. They just keep repeating it over and over. It's like the first pizza they ever saw in their life. That's a big one. That's a big one. And then Rinna's like, Garasal, you have it over and over. It's like the first pizza they ever saw in their life. That's a big one, that's a big one. And then Rinna's like,

Garth's sound, you have it out for me, and I wanna know why. And she says, I don't, she goes, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, So so Garsell says well when I heard that that pissed me off. Well, why didn't you come to me and say Rida? Rida What are you doing? What are you doing? So you're gonna blame me for being upset about something.

I mean the race thing really bothered me. I never said it So where'd you get it? Where'd you get I never said it? And she's like I want wanna know why you were so mean to me the whole season. And then you say you heard that. I mean, that's why I was mean to you. What the fuck?

And she's like, well, the racing really bothered me. And she says, but I never said that. So where'd you hear it? And she's like, I won't say a word. Okay, well, this is just unfair. I think I'll go to the sales part. This is where I was like, okay, you can't just say, oh, I heard you were racist, you know, basically said,

racist shit. And, but I'm not gonna tell you. You can't. Yeah, she said she's gonna send some texts. She said she's gonna send some texts, but yeah, that is a pretty big, you know, like, I mean, if she heard that, she has a right to being, you know, very frustrated.

Well, of mean, if she heard that, she has a right to being, you know, very frustrated. Oh, well, of course. Yeah. But yeah, to sort of, it is, that is rough to air that out and then be like, oh, well, I'll just send some text after the show. So yeah, and then to be like, well, I mean, why are you so bothered by it? Well, it's not just something that's gonna fly,

you know, just gonna go away, right? Yeah. And you know that, my Garsell knows that. So, Rinna's like, well, away, right? Yeah. And you know that. My Garsell knows that. So Rinna's like, well, I think it's pretty unbelievable. You did that. So Garsell goes, oh, so now you're gonna turn it around. Just you turn it around.

Yes, you did. Yes, you did. You turned it around. Why, how, and then they're just fighting. And Garsell's like, why is it rattling you? And she goes, you know why? Because you were so shitty to me all season. And you're not being honest why. And that's why, and know why? Because you were so shitty to me all season and you're not being honest why.

And that's why, and that's not why you're being shitty to me. She goes, well, it's because I don't trust you. Well, there we go. There we go. I'm like, Rina, she says it like the whole season that she's a little drunk. She goes, the Denise thing.

Yeah. Every time you came to her and said, what's wrong? She said, the Denise thing really bugged me and I don't trust you. Oh, well, there now you're finally admitting it. She's like, but I have been saying that. She's like, what, then why didn't you say, Rina, I don't want to be friends with you.

I don't trust you. And she goes, I did. And she said, no, you said, Rina, let's move on. Rina, let's move on. No, you said let's move on. Like you always fucking do after you fuck up. You come back the next year and I call, let's's move on. No, you said let's move on. Like you always fucking do after you fuck up. You come back the next year and I call, let's just move on, okay?

And Garsell didn't even lie and say, okay, she said, it'll take me some time, but I'll try. Yeah. And so then, Rinna brings up, washer happens live moment when this thing that happened a few weeks ago, where basically Garsell said that Denise wants to come back, but someone has to go and Andy goes,

initials LR and she goes, oh! So Andy goes, but Lisa, Rinna lies again, again. She goes, okay, so after that watch what happens live moment where you said you want Rinna fired, so Denise can come back. That is not what happened. No, Denise said she wanted Rina fired. That's what Denise said.

Exactly. But Garsell should have said that and said she goes, well, I was referring to Lisa Rina, but you said LR Andy Cohen. I was like, okay, Garsell, don't be slippery right now because you're actually, you have the upper hand in this argument. Yeah.

And so he goes, well, you did say Denise would come back. She goes, you said LR. And so R would come back, she goes, you said LR. And so, Rinna's like, let me ask you a question. Why did you reach out to me and say, let's make things better? And Garsell said, no, you reached out to me, and you said, I threatened your job, which is so Rinna, that's so crazy.

To see that clip, which Garsell'd just not say that at all, and then to say you're threatening my job and trying to get me fired. It was very Neenie Portia, right? From a few seasons ago. So Rina was like, she was like, what are my feelings? And she was, well, you have a lot of feelings.

She was, and they were all true. She was well, I clarified it. And you said, oh, I guess I was just in my feelings. I was, I was in my feelings. What was in Erika? Sometimes you're in your feelings and sometimes was just in my feelings. I was. I was in my feelings. What was it, Erica? Sometimes you're in your feelings and sometimes you're on your feelings. No. Off.

Within your, Erica, do it. Do the words to get Erica from my feelings. Sometimes you're a can of beans and sometimes you're one of those funny little cardboard boxes with tin foil. Fungie. Fungie cardboard box with tin foil. That is it. That is it. That is it.

Thank you, Erica. So, Rhyme did her thing where she rage techs. So, who else did she do that to? Was it Kim Richards that she started sending the fuck away? I think so. I think she's rage techs. Which by the way, I love Rhyme's rage tech side. I want to see more of her rage tech side, by the way.

I love that. She goes nuts. She goes nuts. more of her rage tech side, by the way. I love that. She goes nuts. She goes nuts. So starts rage texting people. And then it's like, well, you know, I was just, I was in my feelings. Like she's so good. Go.

So Garsell's like, uh, no, you reached out. And then you told me off. And then the next day you said it was, you were just in your feelings. And she's like, yeah, I was. But you know what? What you just did? And what you just threw down the insinuation

that shows exactly who you are. That shows exactly who you are. And she's like, so, you guys are gonna tell me that every single one of you was fine. That suddenly now we're talking about race and different things. And Crystal's like, I am. I'm like flips her hair.

I know. And Erica goes, well, you know, you do add a completely different perspective. And Kyle goes, and that's the real world. It's great. For instance, I bring to perspective of a working actress on the future film Halloween opening this Friday. And I think that that's something that's important for this show. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Why is Kyle even sitting next to Andy? Why does she even have that seat? It's ridiculous. She's in the middle of it.

She has no storyline. She said hardly any, all she did in this entire episode was go, yeah. I think it's maybe because they wanted Kathy when she came out to be closer to Andy, but it really should have been, I think it should have been Sudden or Garsell in that first seat. Yeah. So they start telling Garsell, no, no, we're totally great. We love it. We love race discussions.

We love race discussions. And Garsell's like, then just say it's not true and drop it, Rina. Why can't you just say it's not true and drop it, which again, you know, isn't that simple with an accusation like that? And Rina's like, and you know what? I would like an apology for you insinuating that I bought an apology and Garsell's like What? What now and Rina's like, cuz Garsell I would never say that. I was happy you came on the show I like you. Why would you say that about me and not

ask me about it why gore-sale and basically ourselves like would you really tell me if I brought up to you would you if I said I wish you hadn't brought up would you would you really tell me that you would said I wish that I had I wish you hadn't brought up racing the show would you actually say that to my face because yeah I would have I would have, I would have been able to say this one. Hell yeah. Yeah. I mean, look who you're talking to. Look who you're talking to a very upfront person. And I was like, well, I don't know where to go from here.

And I got to wrap up this segment. And when it's like, why can't we just move on? I mean, I've said it the whole season. Garth sounds like you want to move on. All right. Well, what do you need to see for me to move on? I just want the Garsella new before. Well, be the Lisa that I knew before. I mean, what happened to the Lisa that I knew before?

You were warm, you were fun, you were supportive, you said, am I not? Am I not? Yeah. Well, you know, I mean, the sauce was nice. You know what? I was watching with Harry Hamlin. And he said in his Tom Broca accent that he won't stop doing.

War Hopper and Joy Gorshield. Oh, stop. Stop it, Rina right now. Stop it. Harry Hamlin was so sad. Tears of Harry Hamlin. Tears down his cheeks. Oh, God, Harry Hamlin was sad. You know, Harry Hamlin was so sad.

He said, what happened to Garsell? You happened. You fucking happened to Garsell. That's what happened to Garsell. She got rid of over by the run. She got ridded over. That's what happened. And she's like, do I look unhappy?

Gee, you don't look miserable, but I do feel that you check out. She's like, well, honey, I check out, I show up. And Erica goes, so the why, so the why. So then, Rinna's like, why do you hold it against me? Okay, you don't hold it with Kyle or Jereet. And Garsell's like, I don't know, with Kyle or Jareet and Garsell is like I

don't know which I thought was like really honest and refreshing and base is like well maybe the expectations are higher because you guys know each other for 20 years and Rina's like you know what when you and I are good we are great we are we are so funny together we are peace we. We're, you're at the, like, we're like, we're like, very funny duo that I can't pick of right now. That's what we are. Some people of the environment, some people of show.

That's better. Thank you, Erica. Thank you. Sorry, I was only got a little bit. So then, I'm up to hanging you there, not on purpose. I was looking at these notes, like, how long is this? I have tried it that to you like five times already.

I could have watched laymaze twice. So, this is even, there's still a whole other segment after this. Oh my God. So then, I said this earlier that Rina becomes her cheerleader self. I was wrong. This is when Rina does it where she just changes on a dime and she's like, whoa, do you think there would be any way to move on?

We're great. I love you so much. I love guys. So I love guys. So Garce is like a sauce made by Harry Hamlin. That's amazing. Garce's out is like a sauce made by Harry Hamlin So we're gonna go and sit next to her the old classic I really I really know seriously. I'm down with this. Okay. I want to move on with you I know you don't fucking trust me. I know you don't fucking like me right now I never said I was the best mother in the world, but give me some credit for trying.

Give me a chance baby. So she's like jumping and screaming and kicking her feet and Erica's like what the hell is happening here? And Gersel goes you got it, Rina, you got it. And Dereet says do you mean it? And she goes well what am I going to gonna say she's sitting on my lap? Okay She won't stop hugging me. Okay. I need to get her off me. I need to get her off me and Erica goes

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A poor person's house Poor person's house. No, it's a replica of your house She's like oh, oh, this is my house, But wait, there are people that know Kyle's name here. It's not quite right. Not quite, yeah. Is there a fan? Not for Kyle. So, and she pulls out some paper. She's like, hold on. I have a few notes because I want to address a few things. And Kyle goes, we call those receipts, Kathy, or when you're on a film, they're called sides, sides. That's some really interesting go for you. So it's really weird. Andy just asked Kathy, why'd you join the show finally?

And she's like, Kyle made me. And then Andy's like, so Kyle, had you break your nose? Why are we talking to Kyle? I guess that's the only time, just like in the show. I guess that's the only time that Kyle is worth the damn is when Kathy's on it with her. I think it's the part where they bring out Kathy and then she stays there for the rest of the show and then they kick her off for the last segment, you know. So hey, Charlene from Boopsberg says Kyle, oh yeah, I guess I did just ask this in Ronnie's

voice. How did you break your nose? Aren't you, are you sure it wasn wasn't excuse to get another nose job? Just, well, no, it was not an excuse, the agency, oh, sorry, habit, I just said I'm just slip that into a sentence. But it was not an excuse, but I was happy it was broken so I could get it done again. And I heard you had an interesting encounter

on the way to the show. And then we see a wacky scene of Kyle coming out of her house. Totally unaware. The Michael is standing right in front of her GMC truck. It's gonna take her to the show. And then they're acting as if this is something that Kathy planned and Kathy's like, yes, I did do that. Yes, she thinks that they're talking about a time when she sent Del Taco to Kent to Kyle three months ago. yes, I sent her the Del Taco. It was delicious. Great, you're like Kathy.

Kathy, you're the one who sent the guy to stab Kyle, right? God, that was years ago, he finally made it, mm-hmm. Yeah. He has great teeth, by the way, and I inspect it every single one of them. So they talk about what was it like to do Halloween, what was it like to do Halloween? What was it like to do Halloween after 40 years? And indeed, thank you for asking me that. I just want to thank all my fans for coming here today.

Thank you for taking a seat here. You know, it was even more than 40 years ago. Really, it's been unbelievable, reprising that role and all these years later working with a legend like Jamie Lee Curtis. I mean, it's just been amazing to be part of this film history, really, just to be having an iconic role in an iconic film series. I just thank you, everyone. Thank you. I appreciate it. My method is, it's hard to describe my method in times like these, but the other day I just

have to say, some people people acting and some people really like, oh, you should look for America. Some people are some bad and young, some people are pointing you. Mess just alcohols, Andy, if this will, ask why the middle of you. Oh, really? Yes, and Andy, you know, of course, as we all know, Halloween kills does come out October 15th, which has been we've actually catered everything to that launch date, including Porsche's bot mitzvah.

Yeah, we actually had a Halloween themed bot mitzvah for her, which scared a lot of her friends, but it was really worth it to get those marketing tie-ins. Thank you, Andy, for asking. So then we moved to Erica and Tom, because we've got to end it on some kind of stress. And plus Erica, God bless her, just can't have five seconds where she's not talking. So Andy's like, so Tom never read your book.

I remember you telling me that, and I just thought that was so freaking weird. And I remember asking you and you got so defensive. And we see the clip and Erica's like, but nobody's read it. It's not out yet. Why isn't weird? Nobody's read the book yet.

Well, of course, no one's read it. And the first edition was only in Mandarin. And so of course, I couldn't expect and to read it, the humming, that's not crazy at all. No one's read it. No one in this house. No one in America's read it. It's crazy. And he goes, but you speak readin' it in this house. No one in America's readin'. It's crazy.

And he goes, but you speak of him so highly in the book and she goes, oh yes, and I did. I didn't speak of him highly in the book. I mean, he sounds great. Which I thought was the funniest. That was just such a weird thing to say. Like, I made him sound so good. He should be thankful.

And she's like, look, you know, I'm defensive of my man. She's gonna be defensive of Mauritiel. She's gonna be defensive of Maurizio. She's gonna be defensive of Rick. Sutton's gonna be defensive of the guy who said he just can't leave my horn left to her alone on Valentine's Day, which is hilarious. It's what we as one and do. And so Andy's like, yeah, and then last year when you said,

he hadn't even come to Chicago, I was blown away. And she goes, yeah, I'm not gonna give him a pass for that. I knew he was in DC and never even bothered come up to New York City and I found that out later. So such crap though too, because then they even showed the reunion where he said, why didn't he make it to Chicago and she says, well, the plan was for him to come the last week. And then COVID happened.

So they had made a plan that she didn't want him to see him, see her do it until she really got it down, you know, well, the reason why I didn't come to Chicago was because he got confused. He thought Chicago was an actual Chicago. So he started driving to Chicago, but he got lost and drove up to the mountain, drove all the way up to Mount Killington and then drove right off the edge and tumbled down 20 times and broke his brain in his foot in his elbow and then luckily my son came in with a helicopter but then crashed into the Appalachians which is a different mountain range.

The point is a lot of you gotta use move mountains, love moves mountains Andy. So he's like, so why didn't you leave him when he was cheating on you? Well the cheating was just a part of it. There was much much more than I say time If you're in love with someone else Devotional you'd be with her. I'm sure you would have loved him. What divorce your ass with no preying up at that time Yeah, what about why don't you divorce him? What I don't understand that that and so and and he goes and he said and then she's Nothing And so and he goes and he said and then she says nothing zero

zip nada zilch blah hmm pop sisarro rap shit

So Andy's like oh, but were you faithful to him? It's like don oh, but were you faithful to him? I was like, don't don't don't. Whoa. So I guess we'll have to find out next week to hear her say yes I was. Yeah, what an hour. Yeah, what a fun time. Yeah, I know.

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