Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Peep Show

Episode Date: July 8, 2021

RHOA gave us Bolo, and this week The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills gave us bolognese. It's the clash we've been waiting all season for (sort of?): Sutton dissing Crystal's leather pants. Meanwhile, Dorit has a new design endeavor, and Erika has survived another day in her $1.5 million cardboard box. Oooh ooh ooh - this ep is available on Crappens on Demand. Be sure to watch it here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/53454885Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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He's talented. Smart, thin, adorable. Has Hummingbird sitting outside his window, probably as we speak. His name is Ben Mandelker. Hi, Ben. Hi, Ronnie. How are you?

Good. How's it going today, baby? It's good. The Hummingbird isn't here yet. So, I don't know. I don't know how I feel about that. I'm feeling a little rejected. I'm like, I just want that hummingbird to come.

I'm like, Jesus, every night. I pray for Jesus to send me a bone. And that bone should be in the shape of a hummingbird. Just give me a bonebird, Jesus. Throw me a bonebird, Jesus. Throw me a bone. I will not be called a peep and Tom one more time. Sutton losing her shit.

Welcome to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Everybody, but first this is in crap. And this is a crap and it's on demand episode. Okay. Means we're on video. Hi. Hi. How are you?

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Do you not watch Big Brother? It doesn't matter, because really all we're doing is looking at pictures online and judging the fuck out of people. So it's really rude and really fun. So come listen to that anyway. And today is Real House Swanson Beverly Hills Day. Another huge, huge episode of Beverly Hills, man. Wait, I know you hate when I start an episode on the Downer Note, but there's one thing we forgot to mention on the

Australia's Real Housewives of New York episode, which is our IP, Tachala, from Real Housewives of Potomac, who died in a freak accident so far when we're recording this, details are unknown, but Tachala, I'm sure Tachala's up there in bird heaven terrorizing other birds and flying close to their heads. So we'll miss you Tachala. You were a great, great one season wonder on Potomac. Yeah. We'll miss you Tachala.

Rip, babe. Rip. Yeah. RIP. Yeah, we'll miss you to Chala, Rip, babe, rip. Yeah, RIP. Anyway, now back to, now back to Beverly Hills. I can't believe actually with all that discussion of hummingbirds in this intro and yesterday that we didn't even talk about to Chala. That is just rude. That is rude on our behalf. Yeah, I don't, I don't like to roll around in death.

Okay. Yeah. Even whenever somebody dies, you're like my mother, okay? It's like, how are you doing today? Well, did you hear that Cindy Sun has cancer? It's like, I'm asking you how you're doing. Like, do we have to, why? Why do we have to talk about that?

No, you guys love when there's bad shit happening, you know? It's like, how are you doing? I'm not, I'm not. Somebody died, you know? Here's who died. I'm not here to bask in the sadness. I'm here because if I don't say anything, then we'll get lots of people sending us links. Did you hear that, did you hear that T'Challa died?

Did you hear that T'Challa died? So in some ways it's also, there's not heard. Well that is how I heard. Yes, but there are people who didn't hear, so I'm letting people know, because I feel like people want to know about T'Challa. So, people who haven't heard about T'Challa,

you need to get some friends who watch Bravo, okay? Cause any Bravo person with Bravo friends had a phone that just kept dinging the, So, uh, people who haven't heard about T'Challa, you need to get some friends who watch Bravo, okay? Because any Bravo person with Bravo friends had a phone that just kept dinging the, like, I was resentful of T'Challa by the end of it, honestly. It was like, stop dinging my phone T'Challa, alright, stop! Ding ding ding T'Challa, T'Challa! Which is really sad. I want to know what freak accident mean.

I got to know. I want to know. I need the mystery unraveled. Like, what is the percentage that it was just Chris rolling over in bed and to Jolly was in the wrong place at the wrong time? Yeah. So it's a big chance actually. It's a big, it's a big, very large, huge chance. Huge chance. Huge chance. Extremely gigantic. As a chance with big hands, a chance with a very large hands.

Large chance with a very deep voice. Very deep voice, chance. Okay, so Real House was a Beverly Hills. The episode opens up and we have a close up of a flower, a flower, and then we hear, fuck you, crystal. Which I think it's a great way to open up an episode. Drink, son of picnic table. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don, don big lots of decorations. You know, when this chief asked what the big lots and got all

those plastic plates and stuff. One of us guys. And then you hear Crystal saying, you're upset because you're jealous period. How jealous of what? You're ugly leather pants. But it's also like echoey because it's like, wow, what is this life? Thank you, comments. And this was the big scene of the season that they've been teasing us with all year. Yes. The Leopapant scene. They were fighting in front of pumpkins. Then you just hear Kyle going, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my

god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. What happened? What happened? Firetale. Yes, so this is the mull-down. It just hoses the down. Get in the fire tub. So then... 3 days earlier.

So, uh, Rina and Harry are at the store and they're grocery shopping. Oh, store! How are you, check out Lady? How are you, meat worker? It's a sore. I saw things here, Harry. They have a store full of food that you can buy. Can you believe it? They call it a gross store?

Grocery. Grocery. What a great concept. I love that. So, Rina is telling us that Harry is an amazing cook and some of his specialties are Kobe beef, which is his meat, blueberry pie, but there's also... Bolognese! Garsal! Yeah, Bolognese. Yeah, she thinks it's...

Bolognese. Bolognese. As you guys Bolognese., how is bull and a say? It's so well known. He makes it in Canada. It's so well known. It's cross borders. He makes it in Canada all the time.

And everyone loves it. Justin Trudeau called up and said, come on, how's that bull and a say? Hello, how are you Justin Trudeau? Harry can only cook three things, I think, because they've all been done on camera. I think he's officially out. So I don't know what this means at their time

on this show here is done or what, but I think this is it. Magic number three, Harry showed off his bullet naysay. It's time to go. I'm too good. Okay. So, So he's

Fire the store. There's a fire in the store. Just kidding. Just kidding. Harry loves that. He loves a fire drill. So he's trying to check out and Rina goes wandering off in the store. It's like she's never been in one before. She's like, oh yeah! Oh wow, oh I love these burgers. They're the best I know.

I mean I haven't had one in five years, but they're the best! Do we need a dollar of oil? We need a dollar of oil! We don't! We don't! I want a dollar of oil! We have them! Harry them all of oil! They're playing here! Harry! It's oil from olives! Ha! This is it!

Where can you believe this? Can you believe this right now? Let us how are you? Uh, so then we go to Crystal and Erica and Crystal. I believe that's right, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Erica there to play tennis. So it's another classic real house. So I was tennising where no one has actually ever played tennis before. So we just have to watch a lot of balls get, you know, bounced around. And why did I write it's an ode to a summer. Did Erica say that?

It's an ode to a summer day. Oh, Crystal said that. Oh, Crystal said that. Well, either way. So Erica's talking and she says, well, my new house is cute, but I don't know. Why did I write down these random notes? I just wrote that well, my new house is cute, but Why do I write down these random notes? I just wrote that Erica saying my new house is Literally the entire show. That's real housewives of Beverly. That's what these women do on this show. Okay. They're like wow We're for us like it's summer outside. I'm amazing. I'm a man who has this key, but it's a dude. Oh, yeah, Kathy

Let us borrow her court. Oh, it's sp out. It's literally like 10 minutes of that. Yeah. I'm also like really pushing it back against this narrative that Erica lives in some sort of decrepit shack that she's just so happy has running water. I mean, because Erica is in a nice ass house. I'm sorry, it's a nice ass house in a nice ass neighborhood.

So stop playing this whole like, well, I got to keep little something other, you know, got to keep, got to keep a broom nearby when the bats come around. But otherwise, it's cute, cute little spot. Yeah, it's a million and a half dollars, which I guess is cheap for her. But if one of us lived in that, we'd be like, oh, yeah, fancy, fancy, driving up to me house now. So, um, so they're just playing tennis. And we're all in this, we're still in this mode where Eric is like,

so fun loving has Erica ever done any shit like this on this show, where she just shows up to play tennis with somebody literally never happened. She'll make fun of tennis. She'll make them like, oh, look at my girl. Just try the high thumbs. Literally never happened to make fun of tennis Shoot make Girl friend love your hands. I'm tiny and poor my house is tiny Okay, like people the craft So glad I stayed up all night long cleaning these clothes and a bucket of suds of water than then draw them on a rack. It was worth it for this title scale. So then I'm trying to motivate myself to get at new things and not wallow.

So I'm here. I'm here. You don't have Mikey to like lick your butt hole. That's why you're here. Okay. Yeah. You literally have nothing else to do because otherwise you'd just be sitting on Mikey's face.

And we all went crystal is. Spiritually. Yeah, I mean, spiritual. And then meanwhile, crystal's still trying to push this tomboy narrative that she recently started up. She's like, yeah, I'm a total tomboy. As you can see from this like, stick at this butch ass designer, crew, your top I'm wearing. I'm such a tomboy. I mean,

I'm so into sports. I've been told like I'm the most hideously competitive person. And like, I don't think that, but like whoever said that, probably loser, it's probably Rob. I don't know, I'm such a tomboy. I'm such a tomboy, I don't even remember who said that. Classic no way. So finally, this scene is supposed to be about like, Erica's so bad at tennis.

But they just start ignoring Erica and because they're playing doubles. So there's like a girl named Amy there and there's some other girl there. And Galete. Yeah, it's like a very LA name like Galete. And oh, okay, what do I know? So Galete, it's like a Dorita, I think. Maybe that's why maybe that's why you think it's this really. And I think it's LA, you know, because it's both. Yeah, well maybe, maybe,

maybe Galita's like, maybe if I run them into a read, they'll confuse me for her and I'll be a cast in a show. Yeah, and I'll be a good tennis player on the two, Mama. And so she's pretty good, but the real story here is that Amy is just fucking terrible. And you know that Amy, Amy, whoever brought Amy is not happy with Amy after this. Like Amy, you fucking sack. This was Erika's moment to sack and show how relatable she is, Amy. Thanks a lot. You fucked everything, Amy.

Yeah, way to go, Amy. If you seek Amy, don't invite her to tennis. So Kathy, so then Kathy wakes up and, because she actually is there, they made it sound like she wasn't there. And she's like, oh hi, how was the tennis game? It was good, okay. Oh, you wanna come on in?

I'm, if you notice, I'm wearing pajamas that match my decor. So, I just woke up 45 minutes ago, and then they show us like 10, 50 a.m. Almost as if they're like shaming her like, wow, Kathy woke up at like 10, 10 a.m. Like, good for her. Good for her. wow Kathy woke up at like 10 10 a.m. like good for her Good for what else does she have to wake up for there's nothing reason for her to wake up early This is early if I was that rich I would be in a medically induced coma, okay?

Just having like cheese Sent it through my chains. Why even bother getting up? We also get some more insight into how Kyle operates because I noticed that Kathy had that giant checkerboard tiling in her foyer of some sort. I was like, oh, so that's why Kyle has it, because Kathy has it. There, it all makes sense. Yeah, I think Kyle's house actually came with it, but yeah, that was probably something that she liked about it. Kathy, you know what, guys? Just don't defend the tiles. Don't defend Kyle's tiles, Ronnie. You know, we're so mean to Kyle that people who really like Kyle, like, I'm my god, you guys are on.

So I just want to give the Kyle lover something. Okay, that was me making an effort towards you guys. I've been starting to like Kyle again. It's just the weirdest thing. So like, don't be cute. I know. Go ahead, sorry. I don't like.

I don't like. Well, I, I, I, I, I'm sorry for myself that I'm liking her now. I don't know what's wrong, but it's just something I have to deal with. Well, here's my thing. Kathy. I know everybody's loving Kathy. I'm cracking up at Kathy as well. I still will not get on the Kathy train. I do not trust these people on these bravo shows that make us look stupid the next season when this person is gonna do something stupid and and embarrass me for being a fan of her. And here is how I know. She does that rich people, that rich lady thing where rich ladies just get the ugly as shit, just so you'll kiss their ass because they're rich and say it like how cute their

shit is when they know it's ugly. And the whole power is listening to you, kiss their ass when everybody knows it's ugly and the whole power is listening to you kiss their ass when everybody knows it's ugly. All those patterns in her house and the curtains and the vase is and the matching pajamas. It was very like, not tricky. That is blue and white. Look was a sort of like a lispin tile, like a tiles. I forget that tile work from Lisbon or something like that,

or just like an old China pattern or something. So, so now, there are basically in, what I suspect is like the guest quarters or something, they're in like a, like a Dynet area. I'm like, there's no way this is the main area. Like this is clearly the little nook for the guests who wanna access the tennis court area. I don't think this is the main part of the house.

The house is so big, I just don't believe any of that stuff is accessible from the outside. I was like the Butler pantry table. I know. I was like, this is the servant's quarters. Whoa. Yeah. So Kathy, they're just sitting there talking,

having coffee or whatever, and Erica's talking about how her house is just in shambles and it's clothing in one room and a bed and another and a raccoon in the third room and oh you know some nights some nights the white bulb flickers and that's the only electricity I get in my pool and it'll million and a half dollar house. And Kathy's starting how relatable she is. She's like oh well do you like the food?

It was bought this morning. Yeah the food? It was bought this morning. Yeah, the food. And then they keep doing this thing like, but you know what, Erica, it's yours. It's your raccoon. And it's all I need. Okay. I don't need to, I didn't need to take on what I left. I, I didn't need to take on all that stuff.

And this is mine. It's my little raccoon and my little shack in Hancock Park. Yeah, where you took furniture from and which got robbed like a month later. So crystals like, um, are you out there being social? And Kathy says, yeah, because when you were married, you were pretty social. I'm just like, oh, yeah, that was full of, but that was how it was business. Everything he wanted all the time. You know, I just inserted myself in there just because you have a lot of body that made you have a lot of independence. Are you fucking kidding me?

You were traveling the world doing your concert and paid for venues with his money all the time, lady. You were not just like sitting around at home. Yeah. Well, I mean, I still think too. You were not just like sitting around at home. Yeah. Well, I mean, I still think she obviously, well, she had like, I think she had physical space, but obviously what he said went like clearly, you know, that was their arrangement.

So she talks about how she used to live with two housekeepers that made it a show place. I lived in a show place. And we have flashback if we're giving a tour of the chapel. And she goes, now I'm the housekeeper. I'm doing my laundry myself. You should see me washing dishes. I'm sure there's not another single person in America who is suffering the indignity of doing their own dishes.

Wow, the sacrifices I have made, my own dishes. Have you ever had a thing called dawn? Apparently it's a soap. You can use, amazing. This is our arcanus dishes. Have you ever heard of a thing called dawn? Apparently, it's a soap. You can use amazing. This is our Erkina's dishes. Laya, you dumb bitch. Do the dishes. There. Mikey coming in and be like, I love these dishes. I love doing the dishes. Oh my god. Sides. Everything. Everything. Hey, Kathy, thank you so much for calling me. I'm sorry you could hear the sound of the vacuum in the background.

Yes! Yes! That's bad. Well. There's no housekeepers. There's no gardeners. No more housekeepers. No more gardeners.

And I really value my privacy. So in some respect, I kind of like it. I can film I should all over the place. Look at me living this crazy wildlife style of not having any hard help and putting my clothes down somewhere and not picking it up again and folding it and putting it into a drawer. Who would have thought? Well, you have a smile on your face, Erica, and that's not for us. Oh, yeah, because you know what I did. I pulled myself up by my bootstrap. And I kept on going like, for example, in orphan would for a window. I picked myself up and got my little bindle on a stick. And I walked right into launchmont village. And I said, I would like to rent that million-a-half dollar house, please. And you know what?

It's been difficult. I would mean it. And I thank you all for your sympathies and being this tight-a-little shack with just a pool and a giant foyer and extra rooms, my clothing. It's been awful. But I did it, and it's mine. Boke straps.

So then we go to Kyle's house, and she's doing those family Christmas card things where everybody's stressed the same and like laughing. So, noxious and awful. She does this every year on the show. I think she's been trying to make it a thing like her white party like, well, if it's November I'm doing my photo shoot. Because I remember last year when the dogs went wild and she's like, oh my god, store.

I mean, how am I ever, we only only have a Lexia for five more minutes, huh? Like the biggest drama in the world, when so they're doing it again. And then Kathy shows up and she's like, oh, oh my, that's cute. Am I supposed to be in the card? Because I'm not wearing red.

I'm not dressed like a poor person today. Am I supposed to be in this? And so again, we want a funny one with all those stuff from quarantine, like, you know, like chips and wine. It's not funny. It's not funny. We're quarantined for the jobs. Where's the fan? Do you have fans on newspapers? This quarantine stuff, right? Fans and newspapers? Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just going to end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife.

And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the host of Wonder E's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the build-up, why it happened, and the repercussions. What does our obsession with these feud say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows. It snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up any time soon.

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because it's for like 16 people. We just have a 16 person table just lying around on you. Is that all right? It's almost as if it could be another den. Yeah, I think it was back in the day. Back in the day, I'm like back in the day like two years ago. Yeah, so Kathy's like, oh, smell this, smell this.

Pfft. I'm dry. I'm dry. Pfft. She's spritzing herself from something she got out of the bag and her bag. She's like, well, I've got everything in here. Everything in the kitchen sink.

I actually have a kitchen sink. I'm renovating my Butler's pantry. Now that poor people have been in it. So we're gonna just redo the whole thing. Now that we've shot in it. And I actually have a sink sample in my bag. Yeah. Yeah.

She carries socks, shoes, sweater, spas shoes, sandals for her bed of care. Yep. And a huge ass pill box. So kind of like, why do you have this? Are you going on a trip? She's like, no, I just need them. Yeah. She's like a contained hoarder. She just hoards in her bag. So she's

like, well, so I spoke to Kim for three hours. I hadn't talked to her for a while. And calls like, oh my god, I feel I'm I'm I talked to I'm just worried about her on Thanksgiving. You know, do you see my do you see the anguish on my face? That was acting. Thank you so much. I learned that from Michael Myers. Anyway, just imagine, imagine being Kim. You don't have your husband, you don't have your kids.

You're all alone in quarantine. Amelia won't call you back. Well, it's older she can come over and she said she's just too nervous. She's too nervous. And cause like, well, I texted her and didn't hear her back. Oh, you have the wrong number. Yeah. She changed her phone. Didn't want to hear from you. This is the best what happened this whole season. The camera just changed her number and didn't talk out. Well, she's probably tired of Kyle's patronizing ass phone calls. I'm just worried about

you. I mean, you're there all alone. You don't have anyone with you, no family, no husband. You haven't even been called in for a Halloween sequel. I mean, it must be so hard for you, Kim. I'm worried about you. She's like, fuck this bitch. I'm judging this number. Yeah. So, Kyle's like, well, we've tried. We've been inviting her to things and she doesn't come. She just doesn't come. I mean, she's by herself every day. And Kathy's like, well, she has been. I mean, every day since this started, you know, she said this was supposed to happen and we just all need to have our quiet time

to figure out where we wanna be in life. She sounded great. She sounds high. Okay, that's what she sounds like. Let's just all say it now. Nobody says, you know what we really need? We just need time alone to really figure things out and be spiritual, mirrored, okay okay guess who says that me what I'm high

And mentally it was hard to hear her above the sound of the man is sloshing around I think she's back on the chicken salad kick So then yeah, so Kyle's just like I just feel like she doesn't see anyone. I just feel bad, you know? And then she drinks mariso's water and then Kathy's like, well, you have to still be careful. And she's like, it's my husband, Kathy. So then we go to Erica in her tiny, tiny shack. Oh my god. Don't jump in the pedals! It's a pool!

It's a pool that's what they call it and poor people, I am. I never thought that here I would be once living the lap of luxury and now in this horrific seven person sexual outdoor sexual that cost $7,000 out in the backyard

And to think that I this backyard or so It's a miracle that I even have enough space for a giant sexual anapool back here, but I do got off Sometimes I just feel like just feel like a regular street. It's so really comes over and check Oh my god Oh my god Look at this house Look at it! Erica is at a pool!

Erica! Here's some panties that's throwing in. Ha ha ha ha! Just think it's a fountain. Ha ha ha! It's the timeiest pool I've ever seen. Ha ha ha ha! You want me to host you down?

Fire drill, we're pressing! I brought a kitty pool, but I look secure to have one! Oh no! I can't set you a good five here! look secure to have one. Ho ho ho! I guess that's your good vibe here. Are you kidding me? There's a hallway. There's a hallway. I didn't think there was room for a hallway.

But there's a hall. This is so fabulous. And it's so charming. And look, they put lights in. Poor people thought about lights. I thought that was a rich person thing. Are you kidding me? You're a newly-po poor to have so many lights

Erica what you're used to being poor you you start to see in the dark are you wait a second they have a door on the bathroom it's not just a curtain are you kidding me so erin is like wow, she's really doing it. Ha ha ha ha. She is poor. She is so poor. She's like, it's not easy going from a life where everything's done for you. And now she's doing it all.

She is doing it all. I'm like, can we, like, I admit, it's hard to go probably from the lap of luxury to like a slightly smaller lap of luxury. But can we like not give out trophies for being able to like fold your own clothing? It's really not that big of a deal. And I said that as someone who's very lazy. And we still have no evidence that she is doing that. So, Erica, the producer asked Erica, so this is the first time in 22 years you've had to think about money. And she's like, oh yeah, but let's not forget. I had a New York Times best seller.

I was just on Broadway. I have multiple shoe collams, makeup collam. I've got enough for postmates in my little house. I'm doing just fine. You know, Ronald Richards is like, say, could you rewind that? My little house. My little house. My little little house. I little house. My little little house.

I'll do it all right. So, by the way, she nevermind, it's not worth this rant. I was about to summon the energy for a rant and I was like, is it worth it? Do we need a rant right now? I don't think so, because it was not going to be an interesting one. So, Saden shows up and she's brought a housewarming gift and she's brought a sign book from Mr. Dolce. It's a sign book but it can also work as a

kitchen island and see how small this kitchen is in here. Here we'll just put it on top of some cans. There you go, honey. The Dolce queen's book, which I'm in, Trice, thank you very much. And she's on the page and says, Queens and it's just it's again, a rich person. And in this case, I mean, Dolce, just laughing at someone who's not as rich. Yeah. Trust them like a fucking house plant, put them in a book that people will lie out for years. Munches sit back and laugh.

And then she and then Erica goes, well, this has been a big life change. I went from monstrosity to cute and tiny chic. Stop saying cute, stop saying tiny. Stop is not tiny. There's a pool. There's enough space in your backyard that you can put in an enormous sectional. Okay. Please stop saying. It's not a ten city.

Okay. For Christ's sake. It's like West Hollywood. And listen, yeah, like if she was like, yeah, I downsize, but I got this awesome, like bungalow, whatever, not even bungalow, I got this high. But the fact that she's pushing this, like, it's this tiny little thing, this, oh, this tiny little, I'm like, please stop saying that.

But my name's, I've got some hot dogs on some sticks. We're gonna roast over this burning trash can. And thanks for coming all the way to the house. My house is so small, I sit in my bed and reach out my window and I'll reach the trash can. That's small. So Eric is like, but what type of a, oh, she tells us, well, I mentioned I was going to a psychiatrist and there was just a shrug like Erica.

There was, there was no one saying Erica, how are you feeling? Cause remember, it's my life. So what would I have to be the press to buy out what would I Eric come to you and have the money to press the money out. So then son started talking about crystal and she's like, well, I just, you know, I think it's strange that crystal isn't willing to back up and admit she used the wrong word. Violet. Can you believe that? Kiss you at that. So when it's like, Oh, are we going

to talk about it on Tuesday? I tell the producers. That's what our discussion is going to be. She's like, seriously? Again. So, we can't talk about it, but I'll tell you what we're not going to do. We are not going to talk about me being a peeping Tom. A peeping Tom is singing. We are not doing that. I did not like that. You know what? I don't think peeping Tom's knock on the door first. You know what they are not doing that. I did not like that. You know what? I don't think people in Tom's knock on the door first. You know what they think? They stand across the street. And they peep.

That's right. That peep, that peep. So then we go to Garsell's house and she's with her kids. It's like it's just another, this is like I guess a thing this season. Like what's new in Garsell's kitchen? What sort of smiley, happy things are going on with the teenagers.

So, her son, Jacks, is- That's like Colin Garsell's kitchen. That's the truth. Literally every episode, it's Garse, like one episode, it's Garsell with her kids, be like, so I think that I'm gonna go dating. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. And the next one is like, so I bought some sneakers. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. And, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, point. Just sit there and mock every single person who comes on the screen. Okay.

Exactly. And so the big thing here is that her son, Jacks, is learning Japanese. And so he's decided to do his school lessons in the kitchen. I don't know why in the kitchen, the arguably the noisiest room in the house. That's often the, the, the, the, the ground zero for people gathering. But he decided to do that there and he's trying to learn it. And so then they're just making all this noise. First, Garcell calls up her other son, Jade, to be like, can you come downstairs? He's just upstairs.

Can you come downstairs? Oh, sorry, Jacks, it didn't mean to make that so much noise. Can you come downstairs? Hold on, I gotta put this chicken Parmesan in the oven. Clash, come on, I'm in. Crash, crash, crash, crash, crash. Yeah, and Jade is really moody. Class, come on. I'm a fast, fast, fast, fast, fast. Yeah. And, um, Jade is really moody.

She's a teenager. So she's like, I'm not going to eat man. I'm mad. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. Um, so that's that. So then we go over to Lisa Rinna's house and the table is set with, uh, with what I suspect

is big lots, big lots of plates with table and they're nice plates. Okay, I might own some myself, which is how I recognize them. So the table is all set and Harry's cooking and he's like, oh my god, look in the spinach and look at that salad. He's like, Harry, the salad in the fridge. Oh, Harry, the maverick Harry. Oh, Harry, it looks like Posey Tano out there. Posey Tano, Beverly Hills.

Posey Tano. Parker Posey Tano. Are you kidding me? So he makes her try two different sauces. One he's made with their homegrown tomatoes. And the other he's made with store-bought tomatoes. And she's like, well, that one's too sweet. store-bought tomatoes and she's like, well that one's too sweet and this one's good. He's like, that's right. Those are my tomatoes.

Homegrown tomatoes. I like when rich people like think they figure some new shit out. Like you grew a fucking tomato. Wow. Yeah. Although I have to say I was seeing they're watching I was like, wow, he's doing such a good job with this garden because my garden box is going through it right now. I mean, I had a small victory that I plucked an inch from off of my sage, and I was like, there you fucking are, you've been terrorizing my plant for two weeks now,

and I finally found you, get outta here, you motherfucker! That was like, that's like my life, and then I look at his garden, and it's just like, bountiful, and has enough tomatoes that you can make a sauce out of it. So I was I kind of spiraled in a different direction. Well maybe I'll just cut this little clip for you of Rina and you can point it towards your garden. You can just hear. Wow. Wow. I know I think my plans just need Lisa Rina encouragement. She needs to come over and be like, how are you dying to

how hatch pepper hit to and create So they've gotten they've got a cake for Garcell and we find out that they're gonna make this a makeshift birthday party because They were supposed to have a Birken party, but COVID totally fucked them up. I can't. So sad. I know. Yeah. So sad. Now, why don't you see that in the news? I mean, all it says is like 600,000 people dead. I mean, come on news. Well, this is supposed to be a thing. So now we go to Doreet's house where Kyle shows up and Doreet, excuse me, lets her in. It's like, hi my love bug, come on in. And they have a big-ass Christmas tree

with like all these decorations, but aren't they both Jewish? That's what I'm trying to wrap my head around. Like I understand with Kyle Mauricio Mauricio Jewish their reason their kids Jewish and Kylie then converted, but she was raised Christian I understand why I don't understand why she has three Christmas trees But I understand why she has Christmas stuff and they said Christmas thing I try to explain this to you every single Christmas and you will not listen to me I won't listen to this

Christmas has the word Christ in it. So yes, it's yeah, I can't be birthday Jesus I'm not taking that away from you. So everybody out there is about to get mad. Just save it. Okay. I don't care. Christmas is American. It's for gifts. Okay. We want gifts. I mean, it's an American holiday. Jesus Christ might have died for your right to get presents. But, you know, you can ignore that if you need to just take the presents. It's for everybody. Wow. You've. You know, there are a lot of other countries that celebrate Christmas too. Okay. Like, what about all those people, those sad people in love actually? Okay.

They're British. Well, except for that lady. I mean, that lady got a scarf. I mean, she got one thing, of course that was the saddest gift. But, I mean, nobody does it like America's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, taking out mortgages on their house to buy their kids, stupid little, you know, cars, little baby, mini Mercedes and shit, you know?

I agreed. So holiday for greed. I just felt like the lack of Hanukkah representation in Duret and PK's holiday decorations was a little odd. I also didn't like this weird Santa's village on this like table in the foyer. Like it just is like this strange island where there's Santa's village on this like table in the foyer, like it just is like this strange island where there's Santa's village. It just was like this, I don't know, it's just seen bizarre to me.

Well, it's just like to sing to read with that many houses. It's just like reminds you of all the houses that they've been squatting in, that their financial, you know, services company owns or whatever investment company owns that they squatting in new one every single year, you know, like each little house represents a place and all the trees should be filled with snow that's made out of like bills that they haven't paid, you know, like where's that bikini guy who never got paid? I want his bills on a tree. Yeah, they probably do like close up photography on those houses. I've been like come by a time show and the beautiful aisle of Capri where it has recently snowed. You'll enjoy the hot days more than ever and Capri details inside.

There's just a little train track with like a little Santa Landlord that's going around, you know, waving a lease. Like, you better pay me. I kind of like there, I kind of like this now. Okay, I'm sold on their decorations. Thank you. Yeah, Christmas. You know, I say, when Hanukkah Christmas, just get tons of presents for eight days.

Okay, I'm in. It's eight days, right? I have eight days for Hanukkah. You see? I'm a friend. Okay, so then let's see. So Kyle, of course, wants the Santa's village. So you know, Kyle's gonna have a Santa's village. It's gonna be slightly bigger next year.

Oh, yeah, you know it. You know it. It's gonna be all over that pink neon art. It's gonna be tinsel everywhere. Well, hold on, Kyle. Let me put my new literature babies down for a little baby. And she's talking about her little purses. Yeah, her, her, she got a baby little air mask that she calls her mini Kelly. And of course Kyle's just like staring at it, like, gollum. Just like, like, you know that there's someone there in LA

that is like who's on a mission to throw that into a volcano somewhere. That Kyle is just like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, is just like, ah, my precious, my precious. Hello. So then they get my car to go to this party and then we get a delusional deuret scene. I love nothing more than a delusional deuret scene. Well, listen, I've worked in fashion for 20 years, Kyle Beverly Beach is doing so well. Is it? That's a move into bridal, Kyle, a move into bridal.

And then we see her on FaceTime with Nectaria, a designer from probably who lives in the phone, a FaceTime designer. She's like, I got the designs, Nectaria. Nectaria has been in the bridal industry for years. And they're looking for more fashion forward designs. Does she called me? Did she?

Because she needs more fashion sense. Doreen ain't nobody calls you to design wedding dresses. No one. That didn't happen. No one did. And then she tries to do this like faux imposter syndrome thing, which goes, you know, there's that little doubt in your mind where you wonder, can I do this?

I've never done bridal before, and I don't know one thing about it, guys. And then the other side of my brain says, no, you've designed before. You've designed a room in a restaurant. You're a creative person, they just show up. The book, the Capri room in Bukka Depebo. You've designed a room in the restaurant!

Good. Could you imagine? Yeah, I got my, so I got this wedding dress. It's by this designer. She also made a, a lemon themed room in a, a booka-depeppo. Booka-depeppo. So, because that one, your wedding dress has the specials for the day on it? Yeah. Yeah.

I just can't wait to see the day till I see my first bride walk down the island when it me designs. I was so I'm doing ready to wear. Ketchup, flake flops, flatbread undergarments and pen penny pasta past me. That's cool. It's everything. It's the wedding veil made of breadsticks. No. No. Would you please put the ravioli on the woman's finger? The tortellini.

So, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, uh, Speak of which what happened to Kyle's fashion line that lounge wear that lounge that beautiful beautiful lounge wear Oh, yeah, because she had carol bae alien to that one away and then she had Kyle by Serena Was that something like that? Hopefully it is me. Maybe it was like Kaliah Baha'av So they would have shamed you because it was the perfect year for Cafftans. Perfect year.

But you know, there's never a good year for bad fashion. So yeah, to read it's like, when I got married, I had no idea what I wanted. I just wanted a dress that made me feel good. There was a little bit of drama, a little bit extra. P.K. said I should just take a Pringles box and wrap it all around me, but I said no, P.K. That's what you're gonna do, not me. I wish I could have designed me on red dress.

So then we get to the party and Harry Rogers and guys like, hello, how are you? How are you? And did you notice this subtle thing, Kyle, knocked on the front door and just, I wish I could just walk in. I was like, is this a, is this setting up something? Like I was fully anticipating a scene where Kyle was gonna later say, least it's so funny.

Like I was at your front door and I was like, knock and I was like, I wish I could just like walk in, you know, like, sunned into crystal. Oh, do you guys want to talk about that? I totally thought that was coming. Oh, I thought you were gonna go with, I just want to walk in, like, I can't to set in the house because it's mine.

What is that, too? There is a lot of like knocking and entering drama on this season if you think about it. Yeah. So, Kyle's like, Harry did runna do any of this work and he's like, nope, she did nothing. So enjoy it. And to read, it's like, well, that would be very different

at my house, husbands doing things. Kyle says, my husband would never do this. Neither he would never practice LA law or cook a set of table. The LA lawyer pasta Dejeu no table setting wedding dress I've got a area you might want to work on that name a little bit one name for a wedding class So So they're talking about how a harry and these are gonna build a pool in the backyard

So that way the kids when when they're older, they will be incentivized to come back with their kids, which seems like a lot of money to spend. You have them come back for it, right? So your kids will have plenty of pools. Yeah, they're going to their models. They're fine. So they're successful models. But also, we get to hear Doreet pronounce Bolognese because this is an episode where none of these non-eating women know how to pronounce actual food, which cracks me. So Rinna says Bolognese and Doreet is like,

here, the goal makes she specializes in grilled beef, blueberry pie and Bolognese. I know you're going for Italian, but no, Doree. No, just like this and Poseidono. So now Kyle says something like this. Well, her Amelia's 19 and that's the whole I had when I had my first. Can you imagine it could be happening a million Scott That's a kid you imagine he's like no

Get out of my face. So then everyone starts arriving. It's like 10 minutes of people arriving and well my god They're wearing heels on the grass. Well, these ladies never learn And then Rina's Rina Erica comes out and Erica goes up to the barn she's like, what are you guys? Hey, Ellen and Doreet says, I'm having a vodka soda carcassette. And then Kathy shows up and Sun shows up and so Sun is the last one to arrive and they're all sitting outside in this big orange bench thing and Sun it's down and Kathy goes hi, Thomas Sina and then it's like It cuts all the wind be like she said hi, Thomas. He knows Yeah, it's like a huge pause everyone's like trying to hide behind their wine class and set and guess

Oh Thomas Sina oh yes, yes Yeah, Tommy. Hey Tommy and then everyone starts cracking up because Seton's laughed. So now they're allowed to laugh. Yeah, Seton's like, oh, is that where we're going to start? Oh, wow, that's fun. That she's like, I met my breaking partner, violator, peeping Tom.

It's not funny. And I'm ready for it. And these girls need to stop. These girls need to stop. Oh, and I was wrong. Son was not the last one. Garsell was the last one. And we know this because when she walks in,

Garsell, oh God, Garsell, oh, God, Garsell, oh, God, well, I haven't been here in a while. Oh, yeah, it was my 50th birthday party. Seven years ago, remember? Garth says, yeah, when we were friends, that was really nice. And we see pictures from the party and Rina is wearing literally the same outfit,

just leopard print. So, some other girls head to the table and Rina is like, okay, everyone, dig in, go eat, eat, come on, everyone eat, because I know we're all eaters here, come on, everyone go eat. And then they bring out these giant ass bowls, even if you, those are big bowls, even for people who aren't real housewives of Beverly Hills,

like big ass bowls of bull and a's. And I was like, this is cruel, because no one's gonna eat any of this pasta. Yeah, nobody, we never see a bowl. We hear them say that they ate it, but we don't see the bowl, which they must have a different editor on for this episode because the editor for the rest of the season has shown us every single bite that they have not eaten. So I was surprised. So Kathy does a cheers.

Thanks for having us. And Harry comes. So she's like, oh my god, here is going to eat with us. You said it at the end of the table, Harry. Oh my god, Harry, here. I can't believe him. What? Oh my god.

Oh my god. I'm going to go sit next to God. So. So let's see. And they said, God, so. So let's see. So they ask where the kids are for Thanksgiving and to Lila's and to Lume. And Amelia's here, but she's gonna go to Cabo tomorrow and normally we meet them, but we want this here

because of COVID. Yeah, and they're just, they basically were afraid of the board's closing. And so finally, that COVID, you know that the mayor of Cabo was like, um, I don't think it's a good year Miss Rima. It's not a good year. They don't want to get stuck with Rima. Yeah, they don't know. No, no. So then Kyle, of course, is like, so is Amelia going with Scott? Just trying to push that some more. And Rena's like, no, I don't ask a lot of questions right now.

I don't, I don't. So now it's more round Robin, uh, more round Robin thoughts about, um, you know, age differences. So crystals like, well, my husband's 20 years older than me and we met when I was 20. And but Rob and I are the exception. I'm like, mm-hmm, sure. Sure, you're the first person to say that in Los Angeles.

The exception, of course. And Rima is like, I mean, all the stuff in the press, it's like holy guacamole. We're in the press all the time. I hate it. Oh, hi, TMZ. Remember that season, mother, we're accusing Vanderpump the entire time of calling the tabloids and then they go to Denise's wedding and run this like, oh my God, hi,

hi, TMZ. The same season like everyone. Yes, it was the same season. Yes. IPXZ. The same season. Like everyone. Yes, it was the same season. Yes. So, Harry's like, well, I found the age difference, but then I think of myself an Ursula

Andress, and she was four, you know, I was 14 years younger than her, you know, I was 29 and she was 44. She was 44. I feel like they're just constantly mentioning how old Ursula Andresses. It's always a crepit lady who had a baby. But also, it's a far stretch from 19 to 29, like developmentally people. It really is. It is not really the same thing.

It is a far stretch, but also I think it's odd that Erica keeps chiming in like, listen, I'm already guy who's 20 years old with a mate. I'm like, and look how it's turning out. You just now, you basically spent this entire season saying that everything that we've watched between you guys was essentially a lie and that you weren't allowed to think for yourself and you weren't allowed to speak up for yourself. You weren't allowed to do anything.

It was Tom's show and you were just there and you were like a fembot in this relationship and now you're gonna be like, yeah, I'm now at some of those 20 years old. Maybe you know what happens. I'm like, this is not, this is not speaking. He was way over 20 years older than her though. 30, like 40, 30, 30 years older.

33 years older. He was 61 when she was 27 or something. And she's like 46 or something, 47. 33, 34. Yeah. Anyway, so Harry's like, okay, bye. So he leaves. And then Garsell, who cares? Okay, so now they bring the cake out for Garsell.

And they all start singing happy birthday and treats like never knew him. She love me. Peaky. Never knew I got the fever. Bolinets. And the cake comes out and Garsell makes her wish and her wishes that her the next man that she is with is hung like a horse. Kathy goes, I don't know if she liked horseback riding. That's my reaction.

The Kathy. Do we have much. How much do we think Kathy's in on the joke? Because some of these things I'm like, wait a second. This is, well, that was an obvious one like, wait a second. This is too much. Well, that was an obvious one, right? Yeah, like this is too much. Yeah.

So Garsell's like, well, I just truly appreciate this, especially from you, Rina, because we've known each other a very long time and I appreciate that. Thank you. Like, okay. Sure. Great. So then we see one week earlier, Rina announces that she's going to do a party.

So everybody basically brought presents for Garcell, right? So Garcell starts opening the presents and the one from Crystal and Kathy and Kyle is, now I was confused, is this a ring that Crystal already had? Did you see the significance? Wait, before that though, here's the significance of it. The significant, I don't know if you caught this, they were opening a presence and Sutton goes, Dad, Gummy, I didn't bring presents. I thought they brought presents. I don't bring presents. Did you catch that part? That's why she was in a tizzy because she was the only one that didn't bring a present and that's why I'll be

at a flashback to Rina saying okay everyone So bring presents bring presents so now we're here and Sun didn't bring a present. I guess you forgot or whatever told her or what no one told her and they're all The implication the implicate well she was told she was sitting there when Rina said it But they all went in they had there was was a group present from Crystal Kathy and Kyle. There was another one from Doreen, so and so and so. And suddenly, not only takes, I was not including him. Yeah, that's the implication.

So she is feeling all uncomfortable because you know, like she's all about doing the proper thing. And you know, it looks very tacky to not bring a gift. So she is now spiraling. Oh, and she was left out of all those group texts of people like planning gifts together. Okay. So this ring, it's like this big diamond ring.

Was it something that Crystal already had that they bought from Crystal? I don't know. And Crystal's like, well, you were admiring and you know, it was just clogging up. It's just been stuck in my jewelry box. She said something like that. She said, I didn't really buy back the ring from you. You guys, this show is not this deep. I don't know why we're giving this deep on it. But I have to they're just opening these presents like, oh my god.

I love the surprise. I'm like, oh, it's another gift. Look at the thought on this. I went into this gift. How is so nice that bringing it? And it's not just like how do her nose or something, but she's like she's doing her D or lips She's just like I'm not happy. So Kyle sees the sudden, you know Kyle has you know She can see if someone's upset right because she's gonna like pry it out of them to make us eat out of it So she goes over to sudden and she's like what happened? Did I miss something? What happened? No, no, no nothing's wrong It's just it's my last night with my kid and you know The the the weather report said that it would be slightly clad in today. It's not and I don't like being lied to it's nothing

It's nothing. It's absolutely nothing. Nothing wrong with me right now. Okay I'm just cut your in and going I love a surprise So Kraus like come on. I mean, did I miss something? What happened? You're obviously upset. She's like, I don't like being places where I don't like people. More lipstick. I look thick.

Who don't you like? And then there's just a close up of crystal just like laughing. So, so Kyle and I decided to go walk off to another corner so they can really talk about it. Yes. And so I'm like, I want to go home. My puppy is coming today. So oh my god, give me a fucking break. Just tell me the truth. We're friends. We are friends. You can tell me anything Which is hilarious because you're just waiting for Kyle to talk shit about something, right? Which he does Yeah, so such a thing. Well, I have a really difficult time being fake okay it is hard to sit across

from the table from someone who doesn't like me who's been talking bad about me and who is looking at me quite smuggly to be honest and I don't want to look at her face anymore I'm there and she's like there's no resolution to all this and it's wearing me and Kyle goes, you mean with Crystal? Yeah, Kyle, yes with Crystal. Well, with Dolly Parton, okay? So she's like, you mean with, listen, you can be honest with me, landlord to tenant, you can be honest, okay? So you still feel weird, you're just like, yeah!

How many of you talked about me behind my back to everybody and I have definitely not done that at all whatsoever. And I tried to send my piece and she's never apologized to me. And I've, I've, I've had it. I've had it. Kyle. So Kyle was told, setting for literally 15 minutes in a row, open up, say something, say something.

So set and tell her and then Kyle goes, this isn't the set. And I know she's being emotional and quite frankly, irrational. Says the woman who called the CDC because it bigot into her room in France, okay? So, sudden, it's like, I'm not over being told I violated someone. I need to go, okay? She's saying that I violated her.

So she's starting to lose her mind. So all the ladies here screaming and their ears like Yeah, they're screaming so probably start to make their way over there and Cause like well, but she also said that she didn't mean it sexually. She's just oh my god She's a violator call us when she said I'll buy later so then Crystal we see a clip of Kyle having lunch, I guess, with crystal. Like, yeah.

And crystal and her saying, well, to her, to certain, it, it sounded sexual, like you were saying, violated, like sexual. And crystal said, well, that word didn't come from me. That came from her. Right. The word sexual. And so then we come back and we just see you're really saying, let's have drinks for us. Oh, they're at the tables

They're still at the table. They're they're hearing the noise. They haven't moved yet and Rina goes Let's have drinks for Garsell's birthday and someone goes shots Just let's do shots Yes, and then our favorite thing is when they can't do the shot song right here Chacha chacha chacha chacha chacha chacha chacha chacha So then Garcell is asking what's wrong something like Jesus Christ and dreams like what happened What happened and Something's like I a method I'm just I'm sick now and she doesn't think what their fingers on her eyes Like I'm I'm sad. I'm very bad allergies. She says that she has bad allergies at first

I just have'm very bad allergies. She says that she has bad allergies. I just have very bad allergies bad allergies that make me cry So then she's like The girls like a conny. What's wrong? Like what's wrong? Just nothing Jesus Christ I pray to Jesus Christ every day. You'd think he threw me a bone. I just need a bone You know, I just need a phone, you know? I just need a phone, you know? I'm being a phone, Jesus. She's like, cradling the giant vodka bottle. It was like so. It's Tennessee Williams asked her something.

I was like, this is amazing. This would take you as display here. And she's like, I'm still upset about the situation and the insinuations. And Garth says like, oh, but sudden, we're past this. She's like, it's Mark me to sit there? And pretend everything is fine and Hunky Dory with it's not. And Kathy goes, who's Hunky Dory?

Who's that? And they all just, they all just stop and like look at Kathy to see if she's getting. And then we all kind of look at each other like, oh geez. And the music's like, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, oh, it gives her, oh yeah, I said, it gives her a shit eye with her napkin in her eye because she's holding her napkin into her eye and she just looks at Kathy like.

This is mom meltdown. Please don't interrupt it. Such a recose, I want to make this clear. I don't want you to think something's been said when it's not. It's not like someone said, look at Sutton, her face looks like a big bowl of

bull and nessa! Well, we have to fix things because now Crystal's standing there, she's, well, we have to fix things because I'm not happy with her. You said a lot of things about me. Crystal, because tonight, no. And I just can't sit across the table from you.

She's like, please do not risk disrespect my feelings. Bone, bone, still my own, still no bone. So, Garth, well, what do you need from Crystal? I don't need anything from crystal. Stop it. You need something from crystal to be okay. And then Rina, meanwhile, sitting onto the side going, it just goes on and on.

It's just not done. As if like, you know, Rina, the queen of also participating in story. Let's go on. Let's go on. So Garcels goes, look at her and tell her what you need to fix so we can move on Well, I think it's really shitty that you have used so many words about me and Chris was like, okay, so what are the words? Yeah, you need to let me see my face. You know, oh God. Okay. It's Chris goes

Okay, it's just like the word Violate is really crazy to me what crazy planet you live on that you say such a crazy word is that and by the way I didn't like it when you called me crazy the other day too, but what crazy world? What crazy world would you say that? And it's like not your world She's like, but I'm not gonna check out she goes I didn't like that She says well, I'm not gonna change the word and it was used correctly look at that I'm just like you can't change it because the word was said you can't change it even if you wanted to She's like but I wouldn't change it. Well don't try to change it now because you cannot change it

I'm not gonna change the word oh Miss change a word can I get some confirmation on this change which is late but we will now accept the change what new word would you like to use? I'm still using the word change did not you cannot change the word like oh my god this woman is perfect for this show I know she is so good and then and crystals like listen just because she's like I think I need an apology Apology she's like no she's like a grouse like oh okay because she's like, I think I need an apology. Apology, she's like, no. She's like, a girl's like, oh, okay. And Chris goes, she goes, well, you know,

I'm sorry that you're upset. And then it goes, that's not an apology. She goes, no, no, no, no, I'm not apologizing for the words. But that's not an apology. No, no, it's not an apology. That's not an apology. It's literally not an apology. If you apologize, that's one more time I swear to God.

And she's, by the way, she's still holding this gigantic bottle of vodka that she's just kind of swinging around. Also, by the way, she's really crystal. This entire discussion about violation has only been amplified by Sutton. Like, it would have just been a word and passing. No one thought like, oh, wow, Sutton was really pervy. It would have just like been another thing gone, but she is losing her mind about it.

So, Crystal says, okay, you know what, look up the word, okay, it's an abusive privacy. Okay, and the example is when you walk in on a tomboy, okay, why are you so defensive? What was going on that you're so defensive about in that room, why are you so defensive? So then Crystal, I was very proud of Crystal, because she went to, she really proved herself to be a housewife by going to the classic line

that often makes no sense and isn't really applicable, but she would go, but you know, it's thrown out there anyway. You know what she says? Ron, you do the honors. You're upset because you're jealous. I'm like, I'm not sure I see that, but okay, that's the sort of like the non-sequitre use of that phrase is kind of like Minser places a housewife. So congratulations. But here's another thing. So she's like, so the word, I'm not going to apologize for that word. Look it up.

It's an abusive privacy. And Garso goes, yeah, but she didn't know you were naked. And Crystal says, but it's not that I was naked. It's not. Then what is it? You guys are confused. That she lingered in there too long that she walked in. But she didn't. You guys, I agree. The fight needs to just. But listen, if she felt violated, I just don't think it's a big deal. I think that like she said, she felt, at that moment, she felt violated. And they've turned it into this court case where, like, and it's, and by the way, because there's a lot

of talk on the internet over the past week about like, well, crystal is overreacting or don't tell Crystal how she should, how she should or shouldn't feel like, that's not right. Let's all remember that this entire discussion about the word violate happened because Kyle brought it up last episode. Okay, like Kathy made the tomasino joke and Kyle was like, ah, so by the way, she was saying about the word violate. And I think she was upset that you used the word violate and turned it into a thing. And it's really what's supposed to be a thing.

Yes. Yeah. Yeah, like if she like sat and walked into the room, I get it, but they're both wrong because Garcer's what's her but Sutton just not saying sorry was a problem. And then Crystal refusing to give up the word violated when we kind of know what that means in today's. It doesn't matter what the dictionary says. We kind of all know what that means. Like everyone's agreeing that that's not the best way to say it, but neither one of them was letting means. Like everyone's agreeing that that's not the best way to say it,

but neither one of them was letting go. And it's so real housewives of Beverly Hills that we're gonna be doing this all the way to the finale party. Yeah, and I love that it has now gone to this point where now Crystal is just saying that son is jealous of her, which has truly nothing to do with any of this.

It's just like one of those things that they say on these shows. So, so, so, son's like, I'm out, I'm out. Fuck you, Crystal. That was really gross. That was gross. And so she starts to stomp across the yard at the staircase, she's like, I am out.

So, Kathy's like, you should go go after her. This is your house, you should go after her. And we're like, I'm, that's my will. Get the house. Get the house. Get the hose. Hold her down. Hold her down. That sentence, like, no, wait, jealous of what?

You're ugly leather pants. And Garth says, like, oh, no, like all the women gasped, that she said something about the pants. And Garth goes, did she say leather pants? That's not fair. And then we get like a close up of the leather pants. It's like the camera zooms in, like here they are. They are ugly aren't they?

And then we get that famous shot that they've been showing all season of crystal, just sort of standing there with one hand in her pocket. Just like, I'm very happy. I'm sure no one's been putting on my leather pants now, right? I just like that she's always kind of smiling, you know? It's like smirking. Listen, we said at the beginning of season, we're like, oh, Crystal's an asshole.

And she is. But we didn't say attached a judgment of a bat. That's not a bad thing. It was hilarious, hilarious use of being an asshole in this episode. I mean, she was a total asshole to Sutton, and, but it was great, because Sutton was also being an asshole in a different way.

Well, I've just subscribed to the Beverly Beach email. Oh, good. You can get all the updates on when those wedding dresses and bikinis are going to be hitting fashion week. Yeah. I'm on here right now. Okay, everybody, just so you know, Beverly Beach is still a thing, at least, you you know has a Shopify side or whatever. So let's know how that goes. Maybe I'll buy some bronzer. Okay. But until then thank you so much for being here with us for another day. We will be back tomorrow with family karma. What do you think of it? Whoa. Whoa. I'm excited. I'm gonna get my tissue boxes out because just watching the episodes, maybe I think of last week when I was just bawling everywhere.

So excited for that. And again, crap is on demand, if you wanna watch this. So that's on patreon.com slash watch what crap is. Now you can see our faces, and for watching, you can see our faces. Everyone, bye.

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