Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Pretty Little Messy

Episode Date: June 23, 2022

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I'm Ronnie, guess who I'm with, you're gonna be shocked. His name is Ben, hoppin. Surprise, hi, how are you? Hi, hi. Hi. Hi. Hi, Ben. Happy ultimate girls trip day. Thank you very much.

Yeah. It's an exciting time to be alive, although we're not actually talking about that today. We're not, but it's the day that it airs. So I feel like every year. Oh, yeah. So it's the day that we're all getting three episodes of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip on LPock. So thanks, Rob.

I'm sure that's going to be a trip. Just so you guys know what we're doing with that, we are going to be doing that season. But since July 4th is coming up, and Bravo is giving us three episodes in one night, we don't want to just do one episode covering all three. I feel we feel as a team, as a country, as a crappin's country. As work husbands, as work husbands in 2022. We feel like every episode deserves its own recap. I mean, it's going to be epic and amazing. We're so excited for it. So we are going to be recording these episodes. We're going to be putting

them on our Patreon at first, okay? Just at first. And then July 4th weekend, when we need a little time off, we're going to release them all. So they're all going to be free. But for those of you on Patreon, you will get it in advance. All right. So that starts this week. Watch it. We're psyched. What else is coming? Southern Charm comes back, same time tonight. Yeah, it's a lot. And Bravo has shifted us to the end of the week now. So it's like, it's new school year. It's like, what is different to you? What do we do?

You know, that's what we're doing. It's weird, but we're all going to get through it together because luckily these are all really good shows that we actually are in a really, really good situation here on Bravo because everything they're airing right now is deeply entertaining. Even if nothing happens, which is kind of the name of the game on Beverly Hills a little bit this week. Well, that's how something happens.

Nothing happens. That's the point, but you know, it's how you spend that time where nothing happens. And man, Beverly Hills was great. Just like I thought, I was how you spend that time where nothing happens. And Matt Beverly Hills was great. Just to make out of that. I was cracking up the whole time. But for other stuff Monday nights is our take a seat night Spotify live.

That's our show, our live show every Monday. This whole Monday was about Beverly Hills. It was about the Diana Jenkins Instagram. Bruh-hah-ah. And Kyle lying about her fucking back. So she can get a boob job and I mean it's all bravo stuff so if you like that kind of gossip go over and listen to that show you can find it on Spotify live called take a seat and it's live everybody is 7 p.m. Pacific 10 p.m. Eastern and it's free okay um and so that's that what else did we have to say, man? Anything? Oh, I'm going to be doing, uh, Maddie and, um, Poodle, Maddie and James. Oh, reality.

So reality gaze is coming to Austin, um, July. Oh, fun. Nine third. I think it's July, it's a Saturday, July 9th. This, look it up. Okay. It's going to be at Emo's in Austin, downtown Austin. I'm going to go do like a little segment with them. I think we're going to talk about Southern Charm, but you know, I love those guys. So I'm there to go see them anyway.

They're wonderful. Yeah, so they go to a good show. They we have their show in New York and they do a whole song and dance. They're just wonderful guys. They do a wonderful show. So everyone should be listening and subscribing to them anyway. Yeah. so go check that out if you're in Austin area. I'll see you there. Okay. And today is Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. We're still in Punta Mita. Punta Mita, because you need to go to Punta Mita babe. You need to go there.

You know, you need to recharge babe. Yeah, we need to recharge babe. It's going to take away all your trauma babe. Punta Mita. Punta Mita. Pun, we do. Babe, it's going to take away all your trauma, babe. Boom to me. Boom to me. Boom to me. The place where your troubles does all the way into a Margarita. Go, babe.

Go to the Promised Land, babe. Yes, and they've just had dinner where this fight broke out because Sutton was being, you know, Sutton went a little too hard for crystal. You are telling lies about me. I hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, you, can, can, can, mean. You need to stop. That's like Sun's thing this season. It's telling people to stop. You need to stop. Yeah.

Yeah. She does that mom thing where her eyes get real big and she versus her lips, and you're like, oh, the lips are first. You know, when you can see the teeth coming out, like, you may have to stop. You know what? How many service people have over?

How many service people has she done that too? Like how many times has she gone to the movie theater and been like, I asked, I reserved a large popcorn with your app, and it is not here, and you need to make a, and you need to stop with these excuses, and you need a popcorn. I served a large popcorn. I am a very good person.

Like, man, this is Namely, okay. Okay. Oh, and Diana's like, her reaction. Very shocking. Very shocking. It's not very normal behavior. I'm like, oh, shut up, Diana, okay. Listen, Diana's Instagram stuff did not really help coming

into this episode. I'm not gonna lie. I try not to let all of the externals affect me when I'm recapping the show, but God, what a dingbat. And then in this episode to be like, oh, you know, it's the bragging that I thought I'm like, I really just, I'm so uncomfortable bragging. In the same episode, she's like, oh, wow, I have yachts.

So, you know, size matters with boat. This is day boat. Oh, you hate the bragging, huh, Dai? I would normally really enjoy her foe humbleness, because like, like I've said, my favorite brand of real housewives are the people who are so wealthy that they don't realize that they are just complete assholes.

They like to put on airs, that they're not assholes, but they're complete assholes. And that's my favorite brand. So I normally would love this, but she kind of ruined it with Instagram this week. So I can't really embrace it right now. I'll just have to hate on it, which is fine. I'm happy to hate.

I'm happy to hate. So they're going to Diana's presidential suite for night caps after this dinner. And Erica's like, I'm on a little stripper, I'm here. God, could you imagine hiring a stripper and fucking Erica shows up? I would die. Well, there were those people who showed up to

whatever that place was, Blingos or what was it? Jersey stripper. That was Shakers or something. Shakers. Yeah, like what they wore bikinis, sorry. They were, they were, they were a stripper. That was shakers or something. Shakers. Yeah, like were they were bikinis, sorry. They were, they were, they were not strippers. They were just entertainers.

So Diana's like, she's like, I want to have fun. I want to escape everything. Maybe the queue will help. I'm like, what are you escaping? You're already escaping. What the fuck are you escaping? Yeah. You're in Buddha Mita.

That's the place you escape to. Did you not hear what PK said? It's where you escaped you, babe. You're rich with God and you have the most adorable boy brand, husband, like shut up. You're not escaping shit. Be quiet over there. So, Crystal's like, are you okay, Diana?

Cause I care about feelings. Are you triggered? Was anything dark? Would you call anything that happened to my dark? Just asking a simple question. And she's like, oh no, no, I'm totally fine. This is different now. I'm fine. And they're like, what? Oh, she made the new girl cry. And then Kyle and son are started approaching the sweet and cuts like, do you guys, do you think the draw will be open? Do you think it'll be open? And son's sounds like maybe to you it will be not for me.

And so they walk in and Diana's like oh god. Oh god here they are. Oh, oh. And so Kyle is she tells us you know we're suddenly in Diana fighting and we have some issues. Yeah, but that's not gonna stop us. We will come to your room and drink your alcohol and look at the expensive things so I can make a list and then tell Maria what I need. I've been copying every single thing.

Yeah. So, you know Doreet was thinking that tonight was gonna be a trauma night for her where she was gonna talk about trauma because she's in her depression scrunchy, okay? Which is a very big sign. It's a real thing. And she was in a Rinna print dress. Like she's in like this kind of Rinna night gown,

like animal leopard print kind of dress, but it doesn't happen, you know, cause the sudden stuff took over. And meanwhile, Crystal is pouring her a drink. Crystal looks like some girl at her first baptism pouring a drink. I mean, she's got like, it's not even like a regular standard baptism.

It's like an FDLS cult. It's like these huge gigantic sleeves and this big, a poppy crystal. Under the, under the, the jiggers of heaven, get it under the banner of dog under the banner, under the banner of cocktail shakers, trying to draw that FD. I'll try to yes and that FLDS thing I could only get so far so So sudden is like she's like well she's talking to Eric. I used to live in Lincoln in the beach

I'm X has been wanted to buggy board and I watched him just eat it all the time. An Eric. Cause you can eat boogie boards? No, Kyle, it's slang. So Eric is like, isn't romantic? I'm not asking for myself of course. No. And then we cut back to Doreen Crystal,

because Crystal's pouring a drink and Doreen's like, well, what is this? You're not feeling generous tonight. Do you know what I've been through? Crystal's like, she's a little top-ed-off. Well, hello. So we go back to the other ladies and Kyle's like, what about your ex, Diana?

Are you guys still friends? And Diana's like, yes, very. Between Kyle and Diana's licks, okay? Kyle licks the corners of her mouth, like a lizard, like. And like a real fast, so you don't even really see it, you have to kind of pay attention. And then Diana's whole tongue comes out. It's just like, it's true.

It's like nature is metal. It's true. It's like nature's metal. So disturbing. We need to come up with a kind of filler or Botox or whatever that I don't know keeps you moisturized or lets you at least feel your lips because these poor things look like one of those kids coming out of the dentist videos, you know, where the kids like all wasted off of the gas and they're like, yeah, I'm So Kyle tells us this is such a Kyle thing to say because it makes her look amazing

So she's like my ex has been never got remarried and I feel so bad because he's obviously such a good guy and he Loved me. We had a beautiful daughter together and I left him and I just, I was too young to be married to such a non-famous person. I mean, at least be wealthy and didn't even have that either. But I guess I broke his heart and he never was able to find true love. I mean, it's hard. I mean, once you're with an actress who is in Halloween

and it would be in a future Halloween, it's hard to really live up to that. So it's been hard for him, poor guy. Well, I got a hand at the car, because she's shallow, but she didn't even marry more if her money, because he didn't have money when they got married. She just got married to him, because he was fucking hot. Okay. Like they show the old husband, and then they show the new husband.

It's like, you were too young, or you just need a daughter husband, because really, yeah, I have those work for me, But they're no same in that game. It's gonna be famous hot or wealthy and I feel like Candidate number one struck out, you know three strikes are out. So Kyle, but there's no way that could last Yeah, number one looks like a good dad He just looks like a good guy You know because we see his pictures and he looks like the guy's showing up in dockers Who's like a Chuck E. Cheese and he's really good at ski ball and you just watch him with your kid and you're like, God, he's good at ski ball.

I can't wait to fuck that other daddy's reading his phone in the back. Doesn't give a shit, you know? Yeah, that's exactly what was it named? Garage something like that. So but now like Kyle's still good friends with him and Risa's friends with him and all that good stuff. So then son's like, well my ex is a good's still good friends with him and resource friends with him and all that good stuff So then Sun's like well my ex is a good person, but I just want to be out from under his thumb You know, it's gonna take forever, you know, so much, you know, it's just like so much paperwork

So Eric was like, oh, I understand. I'm and I got all sorts of lawsuits Even though I said that I was exonerated. I got all sorts of lawsuits and at the end of the day. Fuck that, I didn't do it. Yeah, you know how long it's gonna take me to get out from under that? It's gonna take me long, gonna get out from under that, and it took me to get out from under time, when he got so drunk on a wedding night, I woke up with nuts choking me, and after the time, dead out,

but unfortunately, he just sounded like... Choking we in my thirtail get out but unfortunately just sounded like I'm better escaping this shit some Rana you're doing all you're you're making funny faces and you're and you're blowing like raspberries on your arm today This is you're doing you're I feel like I'm like a little like a little baby like again This is crap is on demand by the way, so that's why I'm able to watch Ronny do this. It's because it's the season change. You know, it's different days. We're here now.

So I'm like, oh, it's just go crazy. Let's be babies. So, um, a sentence like, and do you feel any responsibility for those lawsuits? You feel any kind of responsibility? And Erica's like, no, does a doctor's wife feel responsibility for their patients? Did the doctor steal the money, leave them without healthcare,

and then send his wife to the Gucci store with that money, so she could ride all over the seamen's stain floor of gay clubs while she's thinking about her pussy and shot off the money gun, Erica. These are not the same things, man. Yeah, yeah. I couldn't have said it any better myself personally. So, something goes, interesting point,

which is her way of saying what you said, but in Wath, you know. You're right. That was said in side voice. And then what came out was, interesting point. Interesting point. You went, you heard, you heard, you went to a gay club and see it on the floor, sweating're hard, you're hard, you're a good one. You're a good one.

You're a good one. You're a good one. You're a good one. You're a good one. You're a good one. You're a good one. You're a good one. You're a good one.

You're a good one. You're a good one. You're a good one. You're a good one. You're a good one. You're a good one. You're a good one. You're a good one.

You're a good one. You're a good one. You're a good one. You're a good one. You're a good one. You're a good one. You're a good one. You start hissing like a cheap iron and threatening to send Mikey and Laya to break her kneecaps for reading an article, Erica. That's what goes wrong. Erica. I like a cheap iron.

Wow. I will say. Black and decorative is. I will say Erica's whole- I'm an alcoholic man. It's like revive her. like whatever she's doing. I have to say it's working for me. I feel completely manipulated.

I know I knew I was coming this whole season and I'm like, I'm not gonna be manipulated by Fundragerica. I know it's all an act, but it worked. I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna work. I mean, I'm not totally there. Stephen, stop your pants, and cheese. I'm not totally there. I'm not totally there. Stop your pants, and cheese. I'm not totally there, but I'm appreciating the gesture. I think their only reason I'm not totally there is I don't

fully believe it. I don't believe it either, but I'm still laughing at it. Yeah, but I feel like this is, I think Jaded, I think Jaded Barfly Erica is the direction that I'm really enjoying. And so I think it's like she just has to work on it a little bit more and get it there. But she's on the way. She's on the way.

She's on the way. So living in accusation, right? Because usually on this shows, the other shows everyone right now is like, Lee Wan says that she's sober, but I just saw her drinking women in airport. Like that's one of the big stories right now. So what we're used to under Ohio's laws

is people lying about being sober, you know, and now I'm like, she's lying about being a drunk. I will not believe this. I think they'll be literally calibrating me. Yeah, I think we should celebrate the drunks on Bravo and the reason why is because the people who are sober are always falling off the wagon

and then they have to lie about it because they feel ashamed. And this way, if we celebrate the drunks, they won't have to feel ashamed because they'll be like, oh my God, I fell off the wagon. But like, I'll go back. This way, they don't have to feel ashamed when they fall off the wagon.

Maybe my logic is- There's a reason I've never declared myself sober. Okay, ever. Even if I don't drink for months at a time, I never say I'm sober, you know? Because it just opens up a whole world of crap for you by the way I put cinnamon in my tea I'm trying this new thing of drinking tea and look what it did at the bottom of my cup that is disgusting I can't see oh you can't see it did it make stuff it just looks like mud at

the bottom of the cup like floating around it's basically tree bark you basically have tree bark in there. Okay, interesting point Ronnie. Interesting point. I'm a good person. Say, was you better stop it. Stop it. I put you on my G. So you better stop it. Good. So Erica.

Yeah, Erica wants more talks like this. So they're going to go on a boat and it's like, Diana, I promise you not to yell on the boat unless someone's going overboard. Okay, okay, and if they go overboard, I'm gonna say, Ocean, you better stop it with those waves. Someone's in me right now. Got her, stop it.

And Diana just squins at her. She does her like, she just squ like, I need you to squint. Yes. And she just kind of like walks off. And Eric is like, well, I want 70 in the pay off me if I can stock my jellyfish. Right? Pull your pants aside. Let it go.

And even if I don't get stung byifish. You could be on me too. Be like, old days have the Abbey. So then, interesting point. So interesting point. So now it's the next morning, and Rinna's pouring coffee, and she's just having a moment of reflection about her mom, which is very nice. She sees some birds like, I love us.

Which is nice. I love us. I'm twer like, I low-ass, which is nice. Hi low-ass, I'm tracking! I'm tracking! Something about me. Hey low-ass, Harry's gonna be in hot zone anthrax. Oh! Bye, have a good flight, have a good flight. So, Garsell is talking to her glam squad

about how she doesn't want to go to the water and they're making her gorgeous. And then we go over to Sutton, she's getting glam and Sutton's like, you know, sometimes is a mother. Oh, sorry, that's Eric. She's like, she's doing her Eric impersonation. It was really a special. I was like, sometimes is a mother.

I've never heard Eric talk like that. Um, she's like, sometimes is a mother. You can snap it. Your kids, you know, yell at them and say, What are you made? And then you find out, oh, it's not your kid. It really is the maid. You're like, I just threw a shoe at the mates It, you know what I'm saying? That's what it was like with Diana. That's what I did last night And they're like, oh no, son, I can't imagine you ever doing that meme while they've all been like yelled at like that a million times and son goes Well, I have to apologize. I'll have to apologize to these people I can't imagine you ever doing that meme while they've all been like yelled at like that a million times and son goes well

I have to apologize. I'll have to do is apologize to these people And I like the makeup person just goes right They'll start laughing They know this lady. So then to read and Rina and Kyle they go to a cabana at the hotel and there's like some food out There's of course to read is like gee gee, well we wanted some Mexican tapas. So here we go. Yes, we wanted some Mexican tapas. And I'm still waiting for them to come by

with a horn to blow. G-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D I'm waiting for the dancers to put down a little piece of wood so that we can think of the set the performance. That's taps. That's tap dancing. That's different. Greg, we had an original friend of the George. So she's like, oh, woke up last night. It just got so strange. I'm so tired from it. And cause like that was crazy.

I mean, set in an Erica, they were like talking they were sharing stories and we're gonna go what? Cause like I swear to you they'd look like two best friends so we have to work a little bit harder to destroy them okay. So then we have Sutton talking to Garcell that she had like really a lot of fun last night and Crystal was there. Crystal's there too and she goes, you were very talkative with Erica. I know and Crystal's like,

you were like the Bob-C twins with Erica. I was like, I don't know who the Bob-C's are, but they do not sound like they come from a good family, so please do not use that analogy with me, please. Enough. Yeah, you guys were very talkative. It was dark. Crystal, we've talked about this.

No, I'm in like, literally, was it not? It was a dark. It was dark. It was dark. It's everything he's so defensive about my words. So, Gersel's like, yeah, she just wouldn't shut up, right? I mean, I guess it's conveying, like, look at me. I'm on meds and I'm happy now.

I like that Grasels annoyed with it, but Grasel also sees that it's just Ericka trying to convey something, you know? Yeah, I still feel like Grasel is out for revenge for Denise. I feel like everything happened Denise. Grasel is like, fuck these women, I'm just gonna store the pot wherever I can

because I hate them all. So Grascell tells us, I think Erica's hard of talking about Erica. I mean, a lot of what she's doing now is distracting so that people don't ask her questions. So, yeah, then she tells us, she reminds other women, she's like, you know, by the way, nothing is settled

with Erica's stuff. She keeps saying it, but nothing is settled. Yeah, and she's like, now if you're not gonna eat that bacon, sudden, could you pass that over? And Crystal's like, bacon eating vegetarian. Yeah, and she's like, now if you're not going to eat that bacon sudden, could you pass that over? And Crystal's like, bacon eating vegetarian. Yeah, pass that over. She's like, I eat one piece of bacon a day on vacation. You have to make an attempt to be this big deal. It is weird, honestly. I think it's like, why are you taking a vacation from a principal, you know? So

Sun is like, and by the way, that's why that's- You've never been that- Have you never heard of Las Vegas? I mean- Well, I mean, just like, I mean, I- I understand taking a vacation from like your diet. I guess it's- is she doing it for diet reasons? It doesn't matter.

The point is, she should never have declared herself as a vegetarian. Listen, principles have- I'm sorry, she should have said what? No, she should- it's like sobriety, she should have just said, I'm focusing on vegetables. Right. You know, I'm taking away from the meat. I'm reading lessons.

Yes, I'm eating less meat. But listen, I've always said, principles have office hours too. Okay. So, it sounds like, um, yeah, Erica. And look, we have a lot to talk about after last year. I wanna say, what she said, she hated me, and what she called me a very bad word. That's what I'm wanting now.

And Garth says, well, I think you know why. Just well, because I called her a liar. And Chris was like, well, by the way, you also call me a liar and I'm not, but like, I'm not gonna attack you like she did, okay? Just, just something I held on to. And like, that, by the way, you also call me a liar and I'm not, but like I'm not gonna attack you like you Okay, just just something I held on to and like that's a hurtful thing It's something goes it is a hurtful thing But I thought that last night and then she starts doing the to show you that I am

Talking to you in a tone that is friendly, but I'm actually very angry I'm gonna start doing a weird thing with my hands. Yeah, I'm gonna do I like to call it I like to call it the farmer plan. Okay. I Like to go I'm I'm on a farm Put in my palms and it's sort of like a modified Shannon bedore Reel put my hands palms in front of each other and rotate okay Scoop up all the golf balls at the shooting range, okay? That's what we're gonna do right now

We're moving forward and she does just, yeah, but she just, and when we do that, when we move forward, we move forward and not backwards. Okay. Okay. Crystal's like, she's like, okay, well, I'm just saying like, we go forward, forward, forward. So, then over, the other women treats like

Gee, I genuinely think that after Christian apologized it feels like we should move past that now And that's why we have this lovely Mexican to pass right here for us to enjoy I'm just hoping they can zapato the Agua for redito Venita Minutos dulce Pinky ponga So Rema's like let me ask you a question. Ha ha ha. Does Crystal, okay, this is Dr. Rinna here, okay? Does Crystal realize she's laying the victim or is it a mechanism that she's used in her life that's gotten her to where she is?

I've heard just before that. I've heard just before that. I've to where she is. I've heard too many of that. I've heard too many of that. Is this not the most condescending question, by the way? I still, like, regardless of where you stand about all this stuff, I don't think that Crystal's playing the victim necessarily. Maybe, oh, I guess maybe the stuff is really weird. That Crystal's always the victim.

But I think that's her personality, you know? She's just like, if she gets like a red light, she's like, oh my God, how does this always happen to me? I think she's just like that. Well, actually, so I always like that's playing the victim. And I actually feel like Crystal doesn't do that. I think Crystal, you know, when the whole thing about, this is in a safe space, you were,

you were policing my emotions, or she said things that were dark. I have had enough that doesn't read as like playing the victim to me, it just reads to me as, I think you could at worst say she's bringing up old shit, or she's maybe, you could say, like I've been saying at the worst possible way, you could say she's throwing someone under the bus,

whatever, to me playing the victim is what you just said. Like, what has this always happened to me, though, the red lights? And I feel like that's actually more like Kyle of anything. You know, I feel like Kyle is the one who is more prone to saying things like that. Well, I'm not gonna go over who's the bigger victim. I mean, we're watching House Watts here.

We'll be here all day. They all come here. But Crystal's whole thing, season one, was, you came into my room, you violated me. I mean, that was, that came into my room, you violated me. I mean, that was, that was Crystal's whole thing. And then making this big piece of evidence, you know, and then Crystal making this whole conversation, like,

was so hurtful to her, you know, guys, it was even darker than you know. So yeah, I mean, I think she's a victim, but at this point, I don't really care. I don't really care as long as they're entertaining me. You know what I mean? It's when I feel bored that I start getting really, really angry. You're letting angry Ronnie out.

But right now, I'm like, you're all fucked up and I love it. Mm-hmm. So then to read is like, she's like, well, I think it's like a nature. She's been doing it on her life. And when it goes, it's the way she gets through life. It's the way she tells it. Oh, gosh. She does it. Her whole life. Her whole life, she's been doing it on her life and when it goes oh it's the way she gets through life it's the way she tells it her whole life her whole life she's been doing it it's like okay and during during the Doreet site I think Crystal got married young she hasn't had a

lot of life experience where she's had to stand on the road and learn to grow like me and my first bikini to a through Barcelona. Good. I mean, it's making it sound like she waited till 60 to get married, you know, after she'd graduated from Yale. I know. Like, place she did like a tour of like she was she like did a took a boat around the world or something and saw people of different places and... okay, never mind. So the point is...

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Do you do that a lot? Hold on to stuff and wait. She goes, yeah, I do actually. It sounds like, well, this could be what people think you're manipulative when you hold on to something. And Garsell, yeah, that's weaponizing. Oh, you're a drum bomb. You are a drum bomb. You're a nuclear weapon. You are a bomb that's sewn with tears. Is what you're doing. That's what you're a drum bomb. You are a drum bomb. You're a nuclear weapon. You are a bomb vest zone with tears is what you're doing That's what you're doing and crystal's like a manipulative That's not really a word that describes me. I'm holding on to it because I'm trying to internally resolve it And then when it comes out, I just don't expect it and crystal's like I get it

But I think that's what's throwing people up. And so it's like, oh, got it. I mean, look at us. We're talking to the bottom. We're talking this to the bottom. And I figured it out. I'm the one who figured it out. It's like the first time I met Eric as glam side, I was like, we got to the bottom of it, okay?

And Chris was like, well, you know what? I internalize and because I internalize it because I want it to go away. And so then, the sun's like in the fancy drew novel of the case, crystal. This is like chapter three, okay? They're so much more, but these were getting somewhere in this novel that I invented at my head. Well, so the us it feels manipulative, but to you, it's processing and not everyone processes at the same rate. And crystal goes, okay, so the us it feels manipulative, but to you it's processing and not everyone processes at the same rate And Chris will go, okay, so you get it and sudden guess I think you need to update your processor Okay, you have to get that with bad when you're getting tech advice from son because you know

She's like how do you work this thing? How do you get this camera on can someone tell me? The other day, you know, sudden sat person who presses update on her phone and there's some like, Oh my God, someone someone called the police, my phone just has an apple on it. Someone someone took a bite out of the apple on my phone. She like, suddenly, definitely someone who like, learn one piece of technology and then like, hold on to it. like my dad the other day was so funny. We were someplace because I was at home and the Wi-Fi was really bad

and we needed to get directions to a restaurant and so we pulled over because we didn't wanna go driving any further because it was like intersections coming up. So I was like hold on, let me get some reception. So he starts looking on the map too on his Google Maps and he's not getting any service and it says like Like unable to find service so my dad goes Ben

Can you make a hot spot with your phone? I was like well, that's not gonna do anything It's like the same. He's like Ben just make a hot spot on your phone It says I don't have service make a hot spot and I can go to your hotspot and I can access it I'm like dad. That's not how hot spots well if I don't have service, my hotspot's not gonna, Ben, make a hotspot. I was like, who told my dad about hotspots? Who is the person who did this? It's never gonna end now, the hotspot.

That's funny. That's fun. Oh, God, that's sudden. Okay, so Crystal says that she's going to challenge herself to hold onto things for a much shorter time and talk about things more. She's like, just don't come at me though, they'll laugh. So then they all get in the car

for their big boat day. They're gonna go to the boat and Erica's really laying it on thick. She's like, can I have my margarita pomegranates? Cause I'm drunk, I'm gonna have my rain of the sun, I'm fucking bable. And Dread's like, I love guys, I love drunk fena, and I love even more drunk Erica guys. G. And Erica's like, medicated to that's right. She cast that medicated, okay, and guess what I'll talk them to my can you told me two new words for a drunk

And tore up so get ready America I have known Erica for years and I've never seen her tipsy like this So let's just be good friends and make sure she doesn't go overboard Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I've been to this Marina, Muchos. Like that guy, you're a good brag about going to a Marina, but at this point, that's gonna be like, guys, can I tell you about the amount of times I've gone, to the supermarket, like wow, wow, I've been here a lot. Where it goes, welcome to your aeroplano august. Sure.

So, Eric. So, where? Eric and Waxon via. One one thing I never said with Tom. I'm so. So Eric walks on a thesis couch and she's like, I found my landing spot, Diana. And she's trying to last like with her squid like, why am I with these loser poor people? Like she's giving that look to the whole boat. And Eric comes in for a high

five and Diana just looks at her. She's like, oh, I'm a man. Diana's like, you know, I love being underwater and I've tried to do so many really great boats. You just, you know, jump into the water whenever you want and you come out and you have a towel. It's the ultimate luxury having towels available at all times. But you know, it's not the luxury art This is debauch so you know size matters especially when it comes to both it definitely matters, and it's just a smile squint you know Ultimate luxury towel for you And Erica's like hey they take a drink on us. I don't want any more drinks.

I'm drinking, I'm drinking, I'm drinking. And Rin is like, Kyle, she is really drunk. We really need to watch out for her. We need to watch her closely. And she's like, oh I'm watching. I'm watching, you know, crowds taking notes for later. Yeah. So the captain comes out and he's like, hello,

welcome to the boat, I'm Christian. We have life jackets for you. If you need them in America's like, oh my god, I'm wet. I am wet. I guess what? I could put fire on water because I'm wet, bitch. Hey, you're not captain bitch. I'm wet. Yeah, she's definitely doing the, um, babies first time getting drunk thing where you announce how drunk you are every two seconds. I'm lit! God, I'm tore up! I'm tore up and lit! They tore me up and they lit me on fire! I'm tore up and lit! So then, Kyle's... Kyle's like, by the way, where are the little like floaty things and the rings, you know? And Eric goes, in the back like he said. God, I'm tore up and even I heard that loud, Kyle. We have this dessert in the South called Mud Pie. I don't need to lend

me on the sing by slime song. And Erica is Mud Pie Missy. She's just that Mudpie has melted all over the plate. By the way, I would never have turned down Celine Dioncing my swan song. I like that would be an honor. Erica. Or Mudpie. Yeah, wouldn't that even come from Erica? I don't even know what that meant. It was funny. So the boat takes off and the girl's just woo as much as possible and they're waving at this other boat. And the other boat's waving back at them, and then a guy just winks out his weiner. He's like, ah! I feel bad, this is what we're men have to deal with all the time.

Like you just wave at a guy, and he just pulls down his pants and shows you his dick. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Dan is like, it is so limp-y though. So Eric is like, okay, somebody like me up in 10 minutes, I'm taking a cat map. NAP. And then she's just lying there alone on this couch and she's like, you know, I have a boat.

It was called the illegal, very cool. It was what they called a yacht fisher. We used to keep it in a poson like fish. And that's I'm done. to keep it in a poson like fish. And that's done. That fish as well. We all equal. I'm a muck.

Could that be a more apt name? Your boat was called the ill eagle. So funny and stupid. And then she's like, the way she's lying on this couch, you see the art piece in front of her or whatever sitting on the table, and it's just a big transparent whale, you know? It's like empty now.

It's just so sad, the whole thing is so sad, antelarius, and Kyle's like, you need to drink your Coke, Erica. That's what you need to feel better, the Coke. She didn't ask for that kind of Coke. No one feels better being wasted with that kind of coke. Get the proper kind of coke and talk to me. I've literally never heard that before drink Coca-Cola. And on top of that, you know, it

really pissed me off. Erica clearly said, give me 10 minutes. I'm taking a cat nap. And after five minutes, Kyle comes in. She's asleep. Erica is asleep and Kyle comes in over her and goes, are you drinking your coke? Kyle. And she's like. Erica is asleep and Kyle comes in over her and goes, are you drinking your Coke? Kyle, and she's like, I have five minutes left, Kyle. And she's like, well, drink your Coke. Kyle, you are a horrific violator of that boundaries. She is, and it also shows what a terrible listener she is,

because you know that she's had to deal with Kim Richards wasted on the floor for years. When someone says, bring me the Coke, this is not what they mean Kyle. I mean, it's just this years of bad listening. I feel bad for Kim now, because she had many requests that went unresolved. Yes. So then Garsell, Diana and Sutton are outside chatting. They're like getting some sun.

And Garsell's like, so Diana, how did you grow up? Let's talk about that. Did you have brothers and sisters? And she's like, I did have brother about he was killed in the war. And they're like, oh my God, that's sad. How old was he? And she says 19.

And she tells us the story, which is obviously tragic and really sad. He was in the peacekeeping police, and he was killed during the ethnic cleansing. And so it's this really sad story, right? And she's like, well, they couldn't find him. He was missing. And then later they found him a ditch. And my dad had to identify him. She's telling this really sad story. And Garth says like, wow, life, right? And then that's an op thing to say, I think. It was. But it's also like, hey, how'd you grow up? It's an cleansing brother that it's like,

whoa, you know, it's like a lot. So they're like, oh, okay, well, life right. And then sudden goes, yeah, my dad committed suicide. And it is sad because you just, you don't get to say goodbye when something just happens like that. And Diana's like, all worlds lead to sudden. I was like, well, geez, I mean, that's like, all worlds lead to Satan. I was like, well, geez, I mean, that's like,

an actual, it's not like trying to relate to somebody. Yeah, it's, this one's a little murky because I feel like it is she's trying to relate, but I also feel like Diana was, if it's, Diana was, it was like Diana's moment, but I also think something was trying to relate, but either way, Diana, I don't know, someone says like, I lost my,

I don't wanna make it too sad, but like, I lost my dog. Well, I've lost a dog, I know the pain of that, that's hard. I wouldn't be like, that fucker's trying to make it about them and their dog. I think of the context. I think if Sun then just went on and on and started turning it about herself,

then it's like, okay, you just turned it into you and so I don't I don't know But I know that Diana just doesn't like Sun anyway, so she's predisposed to feeling like Excuse me. I'm telling my story my sad story Well, this is definitely the turning point where Sun's like a fish or where Diana's like I'm officially done with this bitch Yeah, as you basically just like walks away, and then Sun and Garsell are just yapping about like, we're like Sun sisters, okay, I'm not wearing any Sun, Tay and lotion, and then Diana's just like, they need

to shot it. Poor boat. Yeah, she's like, I'm going to go inside. So she walks off, and she's like, this doesn't feel like conversation to me. It feels like Sutton wants to talk about Sutton and she doesn't need me for that. Goodbye. So she walks off and Eric is like,

I'm on the bone, I'm on the bone, I've got a fact I can live my life like this. Just cringles all around the world and saying, hey, but we're gonna give him some chocolate chip cookies for breakfast. And I'm giving you salad for lunch. And for dinner, I'll have some protein. Yeah.

And then she does the two fingers thing to the camera, which is both piece, but it's also Richard Nixon's like I'm not a crook. So it's all very fitting. I felt sad that like part of her fantasy was having a salad for lunch. I was like, damn, it is hard being in Beverly Hills where even fantasies, like even in your fantasies, you're on a diet, you know? Yes, even in your fantasies, you're having a fucking protein figure. I have a salad in a protein, but dinner is like, girl, you're allowed. There's no consequences.

You're selling around the world. You can have lobster for dinner and lobster and a butter sauce and the big old burger for lunch go enjoy it Erica. Yeah, but no she got the genie out of the bottle and the genie was like I'm sorry salad and protein Fuck your dreams. I'm taking everything for it for me. It's like reverse a genie. You're like fuck you Erica So it's the Kyle's like I I actually love seeing Erica like this. To be honest, she's like having fun. She's lighter. She's like a different person. We have never seen her like that. Like ever, ever, ever, I cannot wait to drag her back to the dark place. No kidding. She's like, she feels safe with that's in order to do that. Oh, yeah, that's what everybody feels when they get fall down drunk completely safe Yeah, that's clearly the emotional

Motivation behind that so Erica's like She comes and she comes up and they're like oh my god, Erica's here. She's like, what's up? I'm fine. I'm just drunk. I drank a bunch of liquor, took a bunch of medication. I just let a whale stick its penis in me, actually. And we've seen that whale ring on the table. So, yeah, well, pat of the puss. And I'll tell you, it was wonderful. So, yeah, Erica starts just like binging on pizza

and then Kyle's like you guys this is too boring Let's go I want to go dance like you guys are fun But I want to dance right now. She's getting very remote a singer and then this just like fun times Chris is getting repeating suit and Erica's like so crystal if you have a choice of a threesome between two girls and Rob and two guys and Rob Which would you choose she's like well, that's actually four people Second, I'll never mind. Hey, my little eyes keep my mind Grisels like all right you mean crystal and Rob. I'm down Hey, Crystal, if we pull up in a little bit we said hi, Crystal and Rob would you guys do it with us?

Crystal's like no, Crystal goes what kind of Uber is it? Doesn't matter the pussy's there. So then they start playing it, it's expensive to the man. And so they're all dancing and then you see something going, I cannot celebrate this song. I think I did see something going, I cannot celebrate this song. What?

What? It's something that Kyle, Kyle who just wants to make Erica feel better, plays expensive to be me after she's lost everything. You gotta look, it's just Kyle, it's just so fucking Kyle. So Diana just leaves. She just jumps off the boat. I fuck this, I'm out of here.

So she gets in the water and they're like, Oh my God, she jumped off the bone. And I'm immediately like, oh, I got stung by jellyfish. I got stung. She's very blus-a. I'm bravo. Like anytime anyone gets stung by jellyfish, it is such a big drama. It's like, oh my God. Oh my God. I got stung. I got stung. And then there's like a commercial break, but she's like, well, jellyfish tongue me. Hmm. Because it was bored. Jellyfish generally sting the poor people on small boats. So it was confused, you know, save it on with mistakes.

Save it on with mistake. So, so then, uh, Erica's, why did Erica say leave me alone? I guess she's trying to nap or whatever. Because Erica goes back to the couch and she's just sort of like spread wide open, you know? She's trying to go to bed and they're all just looking at her. And she's like,

guys, go pee on the new girl. Hey, walk away to pee on her. I do it, but it would be some finished shit. There's a little more. So Erica goes from being like totally, all right, I don't find guys, this little drunk back to like, good, well, well, well, well. So of course Kyle's like, well, I was gonna go swimming,

but now I'm too scared. And so I'm like, well, I'm not swimming out there. I'm not gonna be Natalie Wood today. Okay. Everyone's like, who's been out of this wood? So then, dark joke. I know, it's like, it's a jellyfish. So Kyle's telling, then Kyle's like, it's a jellyfish. So Kyle's telling, then Kyle's like,

Erica's knocked out cold. Diana's been talking about jellyfish. I feel whatever better about rides. At least Michael Myers isn't here, although he might recognize him at this point, so kind of like a franchise fixture at this point. So, I don't know. So then they jump in, they're all having fun.

It's like a fun and games episode, right? And so then Erica just starts talking to having fun. It's like a fun and games episode, right? And so, then Eric had just start stalking to somebody and she's like, you know, I'm sorry, my and I got stuck by that yellow fish. That was not my intention. All right. You shut up, Erica. So, Cargo's, when I snuck just in, he goes, go to bed, Erica. And she's like, let's count how long she can be quiet. And then Lisa comes in. She's like, is she okay? I'm fine. Oh my God, she only made it 10 seconds.

But they keep talking to her. That's why I didn't understand. Like, she keeps, like, Erica keeps talking. Like, do you remember when you went up to her and interrupted her nap for Asher Bat? Coca-Cola. So, um, so then Kyle starts, tells Sutton, hey, so do you think Diana jumped off the boat

because of you, which is classic Kyle, and I'm so I'm like, maybe. And Rin is like, Diana said she was swimming to the shore. She wants it and get to the shore to get away from your side. How are you? What's that make you sad or angry?

And Erica's like, well, she didn't fucking make it. Thank you, that's like, she's like, well, she didn't fucking make it. I think you had that sleep. She's like, yeah, my mother's a Virgo too, we'll get along. And Kyle's like, yeah, my mother's a Virgo too, whoa, I'm gonna lock. I'm gonna lock. I'm talking with Dave Snipper, it was pretty good. And Rinna says, oh, I want to meet Reba.

I want to meet her, I want to meet Reba. And Erica's like, no, you don't. She's Reba be handing it to meet Reba. I want to meet her. I want to meet Reba. And Erica's like, no, you don't. She'd be Reba be handing it to you, Cobb. Am I right? Son, back me up on this. It's not all cutlery, cozy, myself. We're still back dollars. Hey, hit me.

Please. Yeah. And that sounds like this is true. My mom was very, very, you know, emotionless about my dad. She's very cut and dry. And she's a clip of her mom being like, I don't miss your father at all. So, Erica's like, yeah, we don't fuck around. And it's like, and we don't mess with the people that we love or we'll get you.

Okay, we'll say, stop it. Stop it right now. Because I was like, oh, you guys are gangster, huh? And America's like, no, we're just agricultural people from an agricultural state. Women have textiles and stuff like that. Women have a chance like the textile states. Mike wasn't that kind of the thing of the South? I'm just thinking. So um the editors don't know what's going on either, so they just add in an actual cultural state. And she's talking like it's like, you know, 1329.

I mean, like an agricultural state. I'm like, you were outside of Atlanta. And Chris, I have no idea what she's talking about Yeah, if you don't work, you don't get paid and that's how it was As it college goes put your hat on Erica put on over your face. Oh shut up Kyle I'm gonna go put on my hat and go to sleep because in summary, I'm lit and I'm tore up. Good night, agricultural peoples. So weird. So then they just do this like, hold in.

Like an iris. Pull out. An iris, whatever. In, out. To show us, I guess, Erica getting drunker and drunker or eyes opening, closing. Yeah. And then we see like, and then then

eventually the boat comes back to the dock and Rina's like, Erica, did you rest well? And Erica's like, I passed out. Oh my God. Oh, and I'm ruined this couch. Wow, that's amazing. She's all her, her, her,

her Tanner is pulled an Adrian Maloof on the boat. Yes, she did. So now it's time to get clamped up for dinner, to recouse PK, and he's like, I'm watching a TV show, darling. It's not anything that you're watching at the same time. So, PK, we don't watch things with that to draw that. It's like their big storyline,

and they're like, what is PK gonna watch on Netflix tonight? Yeah, I think that's where it's Cupcake Wars. Can you get diabetes 27 from that? No, it's only on the TV. I've been watching a news show that's on the Netflix. It's called Is It A Cake? It's actually a show where people put side by side like they'll say a basketball next to a basketball.

Is it a cake? And you've got to eat it to find out if it's a cake. Can you believe it, babe? I'm sending a ceasing to sister Netflix right away because they're using my life story without my permission. I actually bit into the remote control, babe. It wasn't a cake, unfortunately. I'm also watching a show called Own Enough

where people like me have to do errands. It's very difficult. Very difficult. I said errands. Is it a cake? So then sentence with Joshua and Garsell and her FaceTime and Guadalagic land. And Garsell's like, well, I just, oh, Satan says, I've just texted Garth's ailed to see what she's wearing and she said, a phobia dress.

That helps me not. That helps me not. So Joshua, her beleaguered gay, just pulls out like a white lacy thing. He's like, how about this one? She's like, oh, well, I guess that'll do. I mean, it's always better to be overdressed like in a wedding gown than underdressed and you only live once

But you can get married any day of the week am I right? So excuse me. I have to take a cell phone call So Garce all calls up and she's like what the fuck with Erica am I alright? I think she's seen I think she was tired. She seemed hot apparently her wardrobe was all torn She got that's why she kept saying she's tore up right Garce looks like well, I'm worried for I mean she's mixing meds and she said she had three margaritas. I said, well, she lost everything. And smiles. That's a cheese.

This episode. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's commercial. So then they're talking about how sad Erica is but we see Erica downstairs with Mikey and her impromptu photo shoot where she's like oh yeah We're at dinner and Rina comes in and her vintage Gucci which you know smells like garage. You know you know that smell that just kind of oily smell. Must. Oily must. Mm-hmm.

It's like a minikie service center. And then uh, I've been Michelin rated for years. I'm not going to pay a lot for that Gucci. So Rina, yeah, social arrives. And then everyone is like, suddenly comes and everyone's like, joke and bad, however she looks like a bride, she's just like scowling, like,

excuse me, I'll be a lot of money for the, don't, and then Erica joins and like, oh, Erica, you're awake. Yeah, well, I have three of spressos. I'm trying to rally, guys, I'm trying to get it back up. Wow. So they all go to the restaurant, Erica orders a dragon.

I see a guy drag a nice do it. But and of course, someone else is that next week she's inviting everyone at the table to celebrate her birthday. She's like, no gifts necessary. Just come and have fun. And I was like, I cause like not necessary but notice people get out. Yeah, then Sun's like I'm gonna call Garcella can opener okay because Garcella is about to open a can in my case of expired worms and you know what her next birthday

party I'm gonna get her a can opener but a fancy one because she's a can opener because you open up the can by saying no gifts nest There's a big can of no gifts. It was a big empty. It's like, well, I'm trying to say if you ever seen a can it's circular. Okay, I just want to check By the way, she did not, Garsell did not open a single can by saying no gifts necessary It was a very just polite thing that a lot of people say and Kyle was making a little joke But she all sky was actually if anything was opening up a very small can of like tomato paste you know and also speaking of Kyle. I was also a muse that when they did their drink orders you know the waiter speaking English they all put in their orders in English and Kyle goes Uno Margarita on Orocos Porfavor thank you

and he's like okay it's like Ben Venitos. So then what? Yeah, I think, I think Setem's referring to last season, remember when she, when it was Garsell's birthday and everybody brought her gifts, and they're like, why didn't Setem bring you a gift? And she's like, oh my god, it was supposed to be no gift. And she had a birthday party.

So it turns out there was a can. Yeah, I think that's what she was referring to. And so it's like, I've ever appreciated this. I've ever appreciated this. Thank you for reminding, man. You know what, that's like when you go, you're like, there's nothing for dinner. It's like, could you check the cupboard one more time?

Hey, there's a can of garbanzas in the back. You just found it, Ronnie. I found that. So, Rimm is like, well, I hope that you're all gonna dance with my honor Cuz you know I'm gonna be in New York to support Harry and the hot zone premier. Ha ha. He plays Tom Broca Tom Broca from the news Probably the only time the words Tom Broca have been paired with hot Hot zone hot son Tom Broca.

It's about the making of his first shirtless calendar. Can't wait to watch. Well, I don't want to bring this up, but Denise is coming, and I wish you could be there, Renau. I was like, oh, I'm glad. I hope you have a nice time. I hope you have a nice time with Denise. I'm going to start nodding sadly now,

because I'm the victim here. now because I'm the victim here I got a victim here. I can't imagine what it must be like to play the victim as a lifestyle crystal So then I'm like well, it will be so Noss to see her okay, and we're gonna say yeah And then it's a really really long pause while everybody looks at each other and then it's like, yeah. And then it's a really, really long pause where everybody looks at each other and then it goes,

that's, they're just waiting. That's, well, I just hope that you guys could fix things on neutral ground. And by neutral, I mean, everyone's on the other side that you're on. And if one more person steps onto that side, which is actually the right side, they might just fall through a hole and fall to their death.

That's what I mean. That's what I wish you could be there. And we're going to say, wow, there's just, there's a whole lot of history there. And then we see clips. So I hear you say cease and disassist to people. You're so angry. So angry. So angry.

Still good. Still good. Serena's like, well, it's interesting that she's telling me that Denise is going to You're so angry. I'm so angry. So angry to me. Still good. Still good. Serena is like, well, it's interesting that she's telling me that Denise is going to be there when I'm not there, but would she have told me if I were going to be there, only Garsell will know. How are you going to make yourself mad about that? Yeah.

I'm like, you're really reaching here. Well, okay. Like, maybe she would have done that. Maybe she, maybe she fears that because it's something that Rina herself would have done. Maybe. So Rina's like, okay, you know what? I reached out to Denise, a month ago, ladies.

I did, what? What? And Grace, how goes, what? Why? Why didn't you lead with this? And I was like, big, I didn't end good. And Rina's like, yes, I reached out. I took my right arm and I reached across my living room. Why didn't you lead with this and our heels because it ain't good and when I was like yes I reached out I took my right arm and I reached across my living room. She wasn't there

It was just it was a valiant attempt to reach her I said to text and I apologize how I behaved and then we get a clip of her going guys sliding guys sliding And it comes back to her and she's like she she texted me back and I mean, I think it was just a nice moment.

I mean, I felt it was the time. And so that's when I did it. I did it. I'm still going to speak sadly and not sadly because I am a victim here. I am the victim. Yeah. As she says, she needs to appreciate it and And so Garcell texted Denise from like the interview. And she's like, I'm gonna text Denise to see it

she heard from Rinna, to, not I'm not saying that she's lying and then she looks at the camera like, and it's a liar. So Denise text back and she goes, when? Yeah, in all caps, when. So they order and Crystal is asking Diana how she feels.

And she's like, Yuna, I've never been on Girl's Trip in my life. You guys have been good to me. I feel very, very loved. You know, it was scary at first because you know, I'm allergic to dust, so I was a little scared about Girl's trips, but it's been so off-weave for me. So, Girl's Hall goes, well, you'd like some more than others, haha, just being silly. And Eric is like, well, you'd like some more than others. Just being silly. And Eric is like, no, you're not. Just well, there was moon eclipse last night, so I had

meltdown, but you're all spectacular. Grasshoppe's like, oh, spectacular. There's more BS. She'd rather get stunned by jellyfish than hang out with us. You can just tell. Well Diana, when Dereet asked you about your book, I felt like you didn't want to talk about it. So let's try this again. I personally felt it was a little rude to me because Dereet was trying to find out about you and it felt like you were just shutting that down. And Diana was like, oh, well you know, I get so uncomfortable about wagging. You know when I have to toot my own horn I get really shy. For instance just look on Instagram when I told some random person excuse me I was running the last school for UCLA for 15 years while I took this photo. I hate having to toot my horn. Yeah for real and you can press up and say, really?

She's like, mm-hmm, yes, too torn, with hurt. And she's like, oh, she's shy, I get that, I'm shy. Hey, bring a taco, I'm gonna do else flitz out. So Diana says, it tells us, you know, the funny thing with Garsell is, you are the most unmercumin. I've tried to break the wall and didn't quite work. It's Garsell who's missing on the friendship. It's her loss. When has Diana ever tried to talk to Garsell? Have you ever seen that? No, she's full of shit. She is absolutely full of shit. So, and also Diana, listen, I get that you don't want to

talk about all the rumors that you're a human trafficker on the level of Harvey. Harvey, first, you know, almost said, could you imagine? I'm not sure I'm kidding here. Listen, I wasn't trying to do anything but to have the world's youngest kick line, okay? Went wrong. It went wrong. Did I end up in a human trafficker sure, but I just wanted to find love. Is that so wrong?

Jeffrey Epstein. Jeffrey Epstein. Thank you. Thank you. I get why you wouldn't want to discuss that, but you're going to discuss it. So just you might as well just get it out because they are not going to let this dog go. They're not going to let this bun drop, right? None of them. So, Erica's like, we used to tell my son, Calamari, with chicken with holes. She's like, can we get back to it? Okay. Okay.

Curry can bring up a chicken with holes story when we're about to be up steamed shit. Come on, man. Uh, so. Oh, that's what we used to call Brandy Klanville when she was a cast member. So, it sounds like, well, what if they got the light part, though? And Garth's all goes, oh, the testicles, right? And Garth's not testicles, tentacles, or as they say here in a place I've been to many times, I'll tentacle a cacolaco, right?

Speaking of, Crystal's speaking of, I mean, what about that guy on the boat? He like whipped out his whole weiner and of course, I was like, it was very pink. So Sutton is sitting next to Erica and she's like, oh, I have a date when I get back, speaking of penis tentacles. And Erica's like, oh yeah, bitch, my boo, oh yeah, he's not as fuck I do. And what does my man, yeah, fuck back, I ride him, ride him. Yeah, so they're just like talking. They're like, they're having, they're connecting in this one safe area.

And everyone's like watching, like eager parents and everything. And, and suddenly telling us, you know, Erica is so tough. And I really like, I don't like her actions, but sometimes she's kind of funny. She's kind of funny. I like funny people. Yeah.

So she goes, well, I don't want to boyfriend Erica. America's like, I don't know you, but I just want a lot of dick. I don't even care when it looks like. I was like, I don't even know. I just want a lot of dick. I don't even care when it looks like. I was like, oh, those walls. Boom, boom, boom. And crystals like, wow, people have really made steps on this trip.

I mean, I was baptized last night at the bar and Diana's presidential suite, and what's your brother's Erica are talking? Wow. Yeah, I don't know why the women keep like pointing this out like I feel like that sort of like the vibe is that like for those moments they're not thinking about being on well they probably are thinking about being on TV show but like for that moment they're just like present with each other so when

people like you guys are becoming friends again like that you know that's just gonna destroy it so Eric is like, I don't put expectations on anything, okay? Nice moments or nice moments, okay? It's like a moment in the woods, right? It's like you had an an a back to arm, made the arm, made more than I did before. Am I right, everyone? Here's what I was saying. Greens, greens, nothing but greens. Parsley's papets, capitals, greens, nothing but greens. Possilus, papas, cabbages, acceller, espericus, watercress, fiddle-fins, watercress, I said all right, but I wasn't glad cause I caught him and the ottoman, my God would mind. All right.

Careful the words you use, Kyle will listen. Yeah. So she's, Rennan's like, well, I feel feel it I feel love and I appreciate it. I appreciate it across and there cuz like well look you just lost your mother all right you're talking to birds only what am I gonna do come here and start a fight with somebody but we don't need anybody we do not need help Listen, I don't do well when people for shit on me, okay? Why is this such a big deal? But I'm not for someone when I call someone a cut fitness when I let people know how I feel when I fall

See about a boat can I just be me? So something's like well, I will say First of all, how dare you just because I like to say that. I'm a good person because I also really like to say that. But three, I really hope that you've been real with me, Erica. I really hope that you're being real. And she's like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, well, you're going to fail to, because you're

not dumb. Right. And she's like, well, I didn't feel it until March. So maybe I'm dumb. Because this is exactly what Erica does. She lets loose on Sutton and then she gets drunk and then she's suddenly nice to Sutton and then she sobers up and hates Sutton again.

Yeah. So it's like, I have a lot to say to Erica. I'm not scared of her and that scares her. But I'm going to take one for the team and be your friend because I'm the bigger person. I'm the adult now, like, you better stop it. Whatever you're gonna say, you better stop it. And she tells Erica, we can understand each other in a way that the other ones can.

I'm yeah, because we're from an agricultural site. You're gonna pay to be those show-ups. I'm like, we got textiles, we're in the thing, right? Okay, well, this is, we're not in a Terence Malik movie, but I appreciate the picture you're painting So they all cheers and Renna gives a speech saying like thank you guys, you know, it was hard for me after lowest transition and I just want to say Friendship friendship friendship friendship. You know when Broca first walked in to the hot zone he said this is gonna be stressful and then to me texted him back and said thank you so much for texting me Tom Broca I've met the world to me and it changed the world's life it changed the

narrative of this country so thank you Jerry Hamlin. Seeing Tom Broca walk into the hot zone in that spandex onesie, I thought, wow, wow, we can really make a change here today. This is the greatest generation. That's all I have to say. So Joe, it's a very nice toast and you're thinking, and like me personally, I'm, you know, I'm waiting for the camera to pull out. You see an exterior shot and next week, on the Real Housewives, but it's not just,

it just goes. So then, then basically, Doree is like, you know what, I love your zet for life. And I think you got that from Lois. And Crystal's like, yeah, it was a nice trip. Like, thanks to Reed, thanks. Yeah, it was a lovely time. I'm like, wait, why is the episode still going?

What's happened a year? Who's gonna jump out of the bushes? Well, I think Srinner said it all, but just in case I just wanted to say, goes. Chi. And Boolean. Ha ha ha ha.

He made his thing. Tap us thing, bullies and contrary people, we all come together. There's the textile people in the South, the agriculture people in the South North, the Tivo people in the Midwest, and at some point we come together, we lock our fingers together and we say, here's and we say here's the chair She has a steeple opening it up and there's all the people she know what some saying boys So then they clank and they just goes and goes and they're all looking at her like oh my god shut up I'm in college is like craft cuz she goes at one point she goes and all I can say is and Kyle just just laughs like all you can say So now they go back to the hotel and Kyle's like guys, let's go to the bar and

She's like I can't stand when people are boring. That's why I'm friends with Teddy Don't they know we're on vacation? Like, why am I the only one who knows that? I'm fun around here. Gosh, losers. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so much better and I was like, oh, because they were talking tonight, uh, sat in an, uh, Erica. And I'm just like, oh, I'm just don't with this drama of everything, all the time. And I was like, well, it's very black or white with them, you know, there's no gray area. And if there was, I really wouldn't

see it because she doesn't see colors. We're in the clouds of shakings. It's actually become a kind of a problem. Yeah. So. Is this Lamy dark? Is this dark in here? Oh, Kyle. So, Kyle's, yeah, Kyle goes, talks about like, oh yeah, everything's black and white

because there's no gray area with sudden. I mean, look what happened with sudden and you, for instance. I, I don't know, that was like the first example that came to my head. Son and you. I mean mean talking to you like that Really threw you off because you're not used to that the way son talked to you You was so upset and then it's like oh well, I was trying to help and so where the reaction it was just so off It was so fordmit and then it's like like the problem is she just contradicts herself so much.

Like, you know, I like you, I don't like you. I'm vegetarian, I eat the bacon. I'm kind of like, oh, I never thought of that. I'm vegetarian, but she eats bacon. That's a good one. That's a good one. And she must have hurt you so badly if you remember that. You were hurt by her, right?

The way she yelled at you, the way she yelled in the screen that you made you cry. She made you cry, isn't that terrible anyway? So Kyle's like, I'm suddenly realizing that if Diana's quiet, something's brewing. I was like, really? Like what an amazing thing to do is Kyle. Like, if we all call that manipulation, by the way,

it's a whole manipulation. Because the way, that's called manipulation. Because by today's episode's rules, that's a master manipulator, right? Yeah, with her, it's like, yeah, if she's quiet, she's not internally processing, she's brewing something. Right. So Diane is like, yes, but she told me she doesn't respond well to yelling or violence.

And she says, I'm very surprised how she came at me. I said to her, at the same lunch, you get to do this to me one time, one time. Which is what I also said to the jellyfish, too, by the way. And so do you think, you know, I think that Diana is a sweetheart, but she also has a very tough side. She's a very tough, tough person. And Diana goes, truly, I work also has a very tough side. She's a very tough, tough person. And Diana goes, Truly, I walk hard on myself, but you know, she could have gotten headbutted. I was like, oh, not know that was like the other course of action that might have happened

to that table. She was, but the thing is, I am pleasant. I do not headbutt. I'm not really happy with you. I'm bossin' the end. I'm bossin' the end. I don't headbutt you. boss nian, I'm boss nian, I hit but you and Carl's like oh yeah I wouldn't mess with someone from Bosnia treats like yes, it's a very tough neighborhood Bosnia, I mean they do have so many things going on you know the red socks the patriots That is Boston not Bosnia So the guy who started Apple, but then left, this is Walzenegg. So I don't know it. Actually, don't know it at all.

But did you notice the way that Diana drank her champagne? It just feels like this. I'm sorry for people who are audio about exclusive. She goes, so I'm sorry for people who are audio about this exclusive. She knows. So, her eyes crossed. I did not notice that. It's the weirdest fucking thing I have to hear.

Well, I'll put it up as the episode art today. It was so funny. I had to rewind it like three times. Oh, I did not notice that. That is hilarious. So, now I'm going back. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so. She's dressed very Hollywood, but like Florida, you know, like Kyle, girl. She's in like some weird pink calf tan pantsuit robe thing.

And she's like, I need to get my picture. Fifth of a grand. I know. She takes a picture in front of the PJ for Instagram. I was like, you were so obnoxious. You're so, so obnoxious. So then, love you on the show, then. So Dorita's like, she's like,

they're getting on the plane. And we just hear their audio, they get on, and we're just like, are we sitting any which way? Which is the first time I think that phrase has been used on the plane, sitting any which way. Yes, I'm gonna attach myself to the ceiling, actually. So, I'm like, it's an okay if I sit with y'all. And then it goes, oh, I'm gonna attach myself to the ceiling actually. So I'm like, it's okay if I sit with y'all. And then it goes, oh, how we were sitting before, it's easier.

Just how we were sitting before the other time. Even though Diana told to read, yes, it's any way you want. But then with such, it's way you were before. So then, oh, well, last night you said you like everyone and now all of a sudden I can't say it next to you. Okay, mainly pants and so then To read like oh Diana Thank you. Thank you from the bottom of my heart, you know It's times like these when the only thing you can think about are the fun times in Mexican to pass that we've had on our journey

But in summer and summary, I just want to say, okay, Doreet, you've said you're thank you. We already have to take off. I'm apologize. This is a really good time to much time. So garcelsie, set in space and she's like, tell me exactly what happened. And she's like, what ass it can I sit with you? And she said, good, your original seat. Root. That is just rude, that is straight up rude. What is that where you sat? Is that where you sat before?

Like because this is retaliation. Clearly, I mean, I can get my own plane. I can get my own plane. And Garceau's like, well, if you send her a flower, say thank you for letting us use the plane, you don't have to add mine, I'm just, I will not be doing that, that's for sure. Oh, so love it, love it.

I love that. It's going to be Diana versus Seton and Garza. Yeah, that's going to be a good, that's going to be good, good, good, good fight. Good rivalry, rivalry is the word I was looking for. Oh gosh, well, fun episode, Beverly Hills. Thank you so much for being here. Thanks for being with us on crap and so on demand We will be back later today probably tonight with some real house wise of Dubai and guess what we've also got Southern charm

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