Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Pump N'Mores

Episode Date: May 1, 2019

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Thrilling I'm gonna say So now we can get past the shilling and onto the thrilling. The thrill. I was going to say, we live, but I didn't say a nice. So speaking of thrilling, this episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills opens in truly one of the most exciting fashions of all. It's Erica Jane and Lisa Rina driving through traffic and making mindless pattern. You have Erica going, I love this street.

I never get tired of driving on this street. I don't think they really even like each other in real life because this is this is painful to watch them in the car together. What a street. Am I right? God, I'll never get tired of driving down this street. What? Oh, it's a piece of business.

It's a piece of business. Shuffle it. Wow. Oh, street. Hand to make it so hard. It's like they mixed towers with other little rocks. What is that? That's amazing.

I'll tell you. Look at that. It's a, it's a traffic light. And then there's a sun and another sun. What a street. What a street. I'm like, you know what, I take it all back. Erica really does show us another sound. What a street. What a street. I'm like, I know what I take it all back. Erica really does show us her life.

She really does. Yeah, the real Erica. Wow, look at that stop side. Whoa. Come on, the mayor. Is that a storm drain that I see? Wow, one does never see. And run is like, I know I drive down the street every day.

The trees. It's like, uh know. I drive down the street every day. The trees. I'm just, you guys are the most boring friends ever. The trees, his roads, the wheels on the bus go round and round. So there's this conversation. Rina is like so low energy in the scene. She's like over it in America's like, I don't know about you. If I don't work out every day, I just don't feel good about life. And we're gonna say, yeah, I'm cranky and a

bitch. She's like, what is happening today? They are not. She's not in the mood to shoot. She's like, I have to sit here and listen to Erica. Prattle on about a road. Pretty much. So they get to this gym. And Erica's like, this is my friend's gym I call it a studio it's called And it's incredible I will be taking that one-year free membership now please Thank you very much much dot com And Brynn is like well when Erica's back from touring on her busy tour, I just have to steal her away. We built our friendship brick by brick.

My favorite cotton road. My favorite thing, I steal her away. We just drive around and talk about the different roads. We like lean, savoury, full of arts. Doesn't matter. And then we get to exciting. Then we get a flashback of their friendship on a rocky road If you will

America's like fuck you Like a bunch of fighting and I just have to warn you guys this is an episode full of flashbacks And we can't blame it on somebody, you know quitting the show because she's in the show So it's not like it's oh Lisa left and now it's boring. I think it's just boring. Okay. I don't know what the excuse is, but it's like a clip package, this episode.

Yeah. Well, you know, whenever there's like a slow season or something, they have to augment the episodes with lots of flashbacks, you know, that's the unfortunate reality. So yeah, so Rina loves that Erica is like a survivor and a hustler and then Rina's like, It's so funny. It's so funny to go to a gym called Birch.

Because I once was on a show called Merge. I also was on a show called Crunch, one called Equinox, and one called LA Fitness. I was also on 24. Our fitness. I was also on 24. I was f***ing it. We ever see that show, Jack Lilline. That was me. That was me. She's like, we always talk about how fortunate we are in her.

Because, oh yeah, the lean is. All those years, the hard work it took to get here. I was like, uh. I didn't, Eric, I started doing her inside the actor studio thing where she starts talking about now she's giving Rina the compliments and she's like well think about Rina is that she's fear I accentuated the laughs and she'll admit her faults unlike some people that's a real friend not someone who ever won't admit their ever-done-in-thing wrong.

I mean, I never, I never! Well, that's a much more shit. I'll tell you that, man, people watching in home. I'm like, well, maybe they should show some footage of the time when they're like, hey, Lisa, remember when you said all that shit about a camera? She's like, oh, I don't remember saying that. I don't remember. I don't remember.

I don't remember. Isn't that enough? So now we get to watch Erica and Lisa work out. This is like a thing on Beverly Hills. Like we have to always watch some bitches work out every single week. OK? So they're merged workout with Alfonso and They're working out

I don't know what else they're working out. They're like they're working out I don't they'll actually wait no there was something good which is that we got a we got a clip of Rina has exercise DVD because she really has done everything and she has an exercise DVD on top of everything else Like I'm dance working out. I'm dancing and working out I'm like it's like crazy. Rina dancing, too. It's like yeah Okay, you're done We just jumped around you got your heart beating Okay

She just falls over. She just falls over. She's like, okay, I die for about 35 seconds, but now I gotta go. I've got my call time for Merge 2 Electric Boogaloo. Bye. So next we go over to the Royal Stone. Steven from Pacific Kitchens. Steven from Pacific Kitchens. So listen, come with Harrison, the new jiggy, who is walking around and what look like velvet baby pajamas. I'm not sure what's going on with them. Yeah. And so Steven's showing her perspective tabletop or countertops for her new kitchen. And he's like, I found you the whiter stone and all the land.

No! I wanted whiter more, more! I'm gonna tell you the same thing I tell the casting department to vandal pump rules. Whiter, whiter. We can always get whiter. So she's like, in the middle of a remodel. Always get whiter. So she said in the mid of a remodel. I was like, oh my god. Am I going to seriously have to watch you and your fucking kitchen for the rest of my life? The only thing that's a marginally more interesting than cryotherapy and vaginal

adjuvenation, a kitchen remodel. And watch, watch how the internet turns this week because the internet has totally been on Vanderpump's side this whole week. And then Vanderpump has to bring her fucking dog to a store. I mean, it's outside, but she still brings her dog to this counter store and then she's like, oh, let Harrison pick it. Whichever one he lifts his leg on,

and sure enough, her dog is pissing all over. She says, on the stone, I'll be furious. That's disgusting. They're not like a scolding. Lisa did, okay, I'm still a team Lisa, but she did two things that made me be like, you know what, I have to really rethink this. This was number one.

I'm gonna let you guess what number two is. Maybe when it happens, I won't even announce it. I'll let you go. Is this the name? She ate her sushi with a fork of knife? I knew it and when that happened I was like oh my god Ben is probably like in a snit over there I knew that you were I was throwing a con ball on my wall some two I'm too nice of a guy to do something destructive I was I was kicking paper towels and picking them up and putting them in trash where they belong. I am so glad that you were so mad about that.

Oh, I was like, it was horrifying. I was like, what is happening? What, this is like, wait, you know, I mean, everyone was horrified because you know, she's probably doing it for five minutes before producer was like, can we get a close-up of her cutting that salmon sushi with a fork and knife because this is too crazy. They sure did too. They assumed right in on that just kept there. It was like it reminded me of like a modern day version of the Seinfeld where they try to get people eating a Snickers bars with fork and knife and then they start and then George, they

see people eating at restaurants, Snickers bars with fork and knives and I was like, this is what it is. Sushi with forkk and Knife, and then they start, and then George, they see people eating at restaurants, Sturker bars with Fork and Knife, and I was like, this is what it is. Sushi with Fork and Knife. Okay, I always think it's weird just to do sushi with a fork, but like I get it, but like Fork and Knife, I don't know. So she's like kitchen, kitchen, grandma's granite, okay.

Did I tell you that PK called me? And then we get a clip, because this showed be nothing without a clip So we see her sitting on her couch like well, I appreciate you calling me PK And yes, I do miss you and I do love you and he's like well listen here babe I do want to be best friends babe or right now you have your people call my people. That's British humor only you'd get that one babe I'm sorry. I can't hear you the sound gets muffled through this lousy Menely wig I put my phone into

I'm sorry I can't hear you over the white noise is your wife in the room trying to think about things I dropped the scone that's British humor. I dropped the scone. That's British humor. So kids like largely know other than having lunch with him, but Doreet won't give you a straight answer. Look at that Eris's piss on another another granite. How much is this kitchen in the cross-cord? Damn it. Shh, plump, plump. He's like, he's like knocks over all the marble, marble things like dominoes, because it's, but keeps hitting them. No, can you smushed poor Harrison. I was just trying to clear up the other one.

So, yeah, so at least it's basically like, well, if they say I'm a liar, then there's just no friendship there. So like, sworey. And no. Yeah. So they pick up 17 grand in marble. Oh, yes.

And then so we go over to Doreet. And Doreet is doing our favorite thing. Did you get a sound clip of this? No, should I go wait? How dare you? I hope maybe I can queue it up though. Was that of her walking into the... Yes, you have to get her walking into the office. Okay. Is it gonna take I don't want it like

No, it's not gonna take anything. No, no, it's not gonna take like it's it's literally like I can get it ready I'm I'm scrolling. I'm scrolling to her I'm getting closer and closer. Okay, here we go. Okay, hold on. It's as you walk in. Yeah. Okay, hold on.

We're just going to play. I can't hear. Is it playing? Are you gone? Did you hear it? No, I didn't hear it. Oh, I was playing it. Sorry, it didn't come through. I'm sorry, everyone for the dead air.

Now you know what it's like inside her head. I can insert it after it don't worry. Okay, you do that in post, and now I won't be like, what dead air? What are you guys doing? Why? I just got myself in an edit. Damn it. Okay. Yeah, so I love that squeal and here it is back, you know.

And the guys like, welcome to Beverly Beach. And there's like, you know, Croschen don't cross repossession signs all over. I'm like, that was the cutest wallpaper. Yeah. It's wallpapered with IOUs. I just like the way you said it like Jurassic Park welcome to Beverly Beach Little like a two-packed in the bikini. It sounds like it. Little Doree squeal.

Oh Doree, you only asked if you could. You never thought of you should. Oh, Matt! Look at this! Look at mommy! Vinella asks him on the lips. He's growing Beverly Beach. Growing Beverly Beach has been like having another child, except a child that gets repossessed. It's like having a child. I refuse to stretch this off in this office in properly, when I'm driving it to play time. It's like how Beverly Beach reminds me of the exorcist part two.

You know what? When that little girl gets repossessed, get it. I can be like Lisa too. You stupid. I really thought about that one time. I made two back, back, back, back, back. And I'm standing by both of them. I don't care.

Yeah, I laughed. And so it's really forced, but so is. Yeah, so is Beverly Beach. Stop trying to make Beverly Beach happen, okay? So PK answers. So PK, I'm like, I'm pink for me, mommy. I'm like, oh God, don't try and work here, Phoenix. You're not going to get paid. This text will never come for you.

Your designs will be accepted. So PK enters. And I feel like one thing we've never really talked about with PK is that he moves very slowly. I have never seen such a slow moving person on TV. He walks, he opens the door crack, he's like, hello babe, babe, can I come in, babe? Okay, all right, give us a hug. And he like walks, and this is, you know,

when we have Ken, okay, Ken is a very slow moving man. But PK, he like walks in, it's like it takes a lot, those arms are coming up slowly. It is like slow to come in for a little hug It's like I've always had a theory that people who walk the same pace are friends Like if you go do the canyon with someone you'd like to go hike the canyon or whatever You can't go with like someone who's super in shape if you're not because you hate them But you can't go with someone's more out of shape than you because then you hate them, you know

Like can and pk could be walkamollies together. Yeah, they are like, yeah, they are like, they're like two koalas, you know, just slowly, picking flies out of each other's fur and the tree than that thing. Yes, so the designer leaves the designer who did this office is like, okay, got another fashion design, no, he's like, got design emergency GG. Oh, and I was like well good luck. You're never getting paid so thanks for coming loses address Thank you for your pro bow no work. He's like wait what door close? I don't know what he's saying babe. I think he said you're welcome. You're welcome. We're gonna be doing this and putting your name all over it What's his face? What's his bones? All right, thank you for your service.

So now they're of course going to start talking about Lisa Vanderpump. And PK is talking about how he set up, he set up lunch with Lisa. And he's like, oh, I never ever thought anything would happen to our friendship. And it would be dissipated. I thought for sure, when I talked about her behind her back on camera to all of America, she would love that Love that she says our friendship is dissipated like it's like it's a fart She's like we've got history together and then guess what guys? It's a clip of their history together like literally did they shoot anything for this show? I know and by the way this like history is all like

Lisa doing nice things for Doreen and being lovely and sweet to her, you know standing up for her reunions and shit when everybody hated her Yeah, she's like where the love and power to me wants to make things right, but I was Sacrificing Tigretta Where are you talking about? So now to research confronting PK about his joke and he's like well babe. I'm happy to apologize Even though I did it the other night and see a flashback of him be like I'm sorry You're so dumb. You don't understand British. You know Yeah, I'm happy to apologize, but I'm also not willing to discuss it for

days on days on end, which he knows this show. Okay, this is a third season on this show and he knows this is now the plot is Kyle being mad at some dumb shit. He said, fucking Kyle, okay, it always comes back to how Kyle is annoyed at some stupid little thing. Yeah, exactly. Speaking of which, we then go over to Kyle and she's driving with Teddy.

Hi, I'm Teddy, I'm a passenger. And they're driving. And guess what, Sophia's coming back home. I'm like, we just sent her off to college. Now we have to have an episode where Sophia's back. She just left. And of course, Kyle can't talk about anything else for more than two seconds. She's like, okay, Sophia'sF.E. is coming back. So have you talked to anyone about

these Savannah prop and Teddy's like, no, but Doreet did kind of reach out to where I heard. She's like, is it wrong? That I think that's weird. And then Teddy's like, well, anyone who knows you knows that you're going to be hurt by what he said. Well, because she said, so she's saying how like Doreet did not hang out, Doreet did not reach out to Kyle. Oh, she did not to reach out Oh, no, I'm I see what you're saying. I wrote it down wrong Teddy said no did to reach out and she said no Yeah, sorry. I'm just right my notes there every bus. Okay, it doesn't really change really anything We have just want to clarify

I'm bonkers bonkers Craig Craig visions of bikinis twirling in your eyeballs Yeah, so Teddy is like yes, anyone Teddy is like, anyone who knows you know you're going to be hurt by that because Kyle will be hurt by pretty much anything. Like, oh my god, I just bought some good diver chocolates because I felt like splurging, but you didn't get any for me. Yeah, Kyle. Kyle will start tons of shit and then be hurt by it later. And sure enough, this is the most Kyle, Kyle thing to say that she could say right now. She goes, um, it cost me my friendship with Lisa. What happened

with that? That cost me my friendship. That did not cost you your friendship with Lisa, you idiot. And also, have we ever talked about, of course, Kyle was told about all this before she went to that dog, damn dog center. She's even wearing hats that look like Teddy. So like those two were hanging out, whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Kyle's hat game this season has been like a show show.

So it's it's like Kyle is actually a beautiful woman. And these hats are doing her no service. It's like really the worst thing that's ever happened to Haberdashary. His college returns discovered it. So she is like, she's like, I didn't do anything wrong. I'm not doing anything wrong. Haberdashary. So she is like, I need to do anything wrong. Have a dasher.

My knee, bitch. So yes. So Kyle's like, I did do anything wrong. I spoke up and I told the truth. And you should say thank you to meet for that instead. I'm like, well, you told the truth in that you said, you're being truthful in that all the women hate you right now. But you didn't say the truth of like, what other truth was that? You gossiped and were like accused her of selling this thing to radar online or giving it to radar online. And you actually were not being a good friend

because you're saying, like, I'm your friend and I'm telling you, I didn't do this. And like, honestly, Kyle, at that point, it's like you, you either say, okay, I'm your friend and I'm telling you, I didn't do this. And like, honestly, Kyle, at that point, it's like, you either say, okay, I believe you. You're my friend, you're telling me this, so I'm gonna choose to believe you, you know, but you didn't do that, which is like sort of what the big discussion is later in this episode. Well, I've been reading not her tweets

because I do have some semblance of a life, but I was on Twitter and I saw her tweeting back to somebody and they were like, you called her a liar. She I was on Twitter and I saw her treating back to somebody. And they were like, you called her a liar. She is, I never used the word liar. She's the one who said liar. And they said, well, you went into her house and she's, I wasn't the one screaming. They were the one screaming. I'm like, okay, Kyle, you know, she's like playing semantics and everything and trying to turn everything around. We're watching the show. You dumb, dumb. You see the show. So she's like, yeah, you should applaud me. I

told the truth. No one knows what the truth is. We still don't know. We don't know. Yeah, you accused her of what you think of the truth. Yeah, we sit here and yell and scream all week about our opinions on this, but we don't know the truth either. And we've said a million times for all we know Lisa Manderbump did do it. We wouldn't be surprised if she did. But let's not pretend that we know. There is no proof. And that's what makes me so crazy about this whole thing. I need proof. Yeah, well, I think that's what's, yeah, I think that's what's why people have really been on Lisa's side is that there is no proof and there are a lot of people who could be shady as suspects, but they've

just like, you know, they've just like come down on Lisa and it's not because we're band or pump fans and we're like such apolog apologize that we can't see otherwise. It's just that like we we just see that like um I don't know it feels like people have a lot of agendas going on and uh we're just not willing to just like automatically sign off that

like oh yeah Lisa naturally did this even though she did we wouldn't be surprised but we also wouldn't be surprised if she did it if Kyle did it. Rinna did it if Teddy did it. I'm exhausted okay we have to move on. I panty line. I'm exhausted, okay, we have to move on.

I'm handy. I'm exhausted. I'm gonna cut this mic cord and walk out of the house, okay. And I brought it up, but I'm sure we'll have time to discuss it. Don't worry, we're gonna discuss it in more times. Including later this episode. Okay, so anyway, Kyle and Teddy are just walking around like Hollywood now, and Teddy is talking about how they're gonna be going camping.

And also Teddy has bangs now, like weird curtain bangs. Like she looks like a curtain that like someone opened up a little bit and she's like, guess what? It's morning time with the sunshine here. It's on my head. And they're just talking about like. This is another like terrible friends

only on camera situation where it's like this people together, but they're both so boring and bored with each other. She's like, oh my god Like Hollywood. Wow, you know if I come sometimes I come here alone. I picture myself getting murdered. Look, there's a deer and Potato's like, yeah, I like deer. Yeah, I really like coming here. Turtle. It's a fun place to hike. Yeah, it's a turtle And I was like, I love turtles. This is what I love living. This is why I love living in Los Angeles. You can see beautiful animals at places. I'm like, I know. I know we watch this show.

So I really think that the break I started with the bird on the rock. Out to me, I was like, that's what the scene was all about. That cut away to like, I don't know if it was a heron or whatever, but that bird on the rock, I was like, you, you need to be a cast member next season. Just hang out, just like a bird just shows up to lunch squats. Get a clip package to insert during that bird scenes, please.

So it can be a cast member. Yes, please. Speaking of birds, we now go to Camille and Denise at Lunge and Malibu. Camille's like, hey, go out, yes. You're like amazing. And natural beauty. I just, I have a nice time. I'm saying you're pretty. That's great. That's great. It's good to see you. I love this

restaurant. I'm going to pray for you. It's probably good. I'm sad. So yeah, Denise is there. And Denise is like, yeah, you know, we're in Malibu. You don't got to wear the goddamn heels from the mother fucking everything you're wearing right now You know you just come here and be like you come and flip last. No one gives a fuck You know you gonna have you you gonna have your kudi hanging out what I care flop your tits on the table No one gives a fuck right? Yeah, I mean Aaron's beneath this tablecloth right now eating me out. No one gives a fuck. It's Malibu this tablecloth right now eating me out and no one gives a fuck it's Malibu. Um, Dene, I had a very vivid dream the other night that Denise Richards and I were actually like friends like real like real friends like a good close friends like we would like go get coffee and stuff.

So now you ever have one of those dreams that are so vivid that now when you're back in reality you sort of feel like it was true. So like I saw Denise on screen and I had like a warm tingling sensation in my heart. Like there's my friend and I was like, this is a bad path for me to go down. I really feel like she's my best friend now. I had a dream last week and it's been bugging me all week where I was I was in a cabin and I was turning on the fire like the fireplace and it was warming up. And I'm like looking at the fire and then worms started crawling like they were scared. They were hiding somewhere in the fireplace and I was warming up and I'm like looking at the fire and then worms started

crawling like they were scared they were hiding somewhere in the fireplace and they started crawling out and then all these animals started coming out and I was like oh my gosh did I open if I open the fire door they're all gonna come in and I don't want all those animals in here but if I keep it close all the animals are coming die and it has horrified me for an entire week it was like the worst nightmare ever. Sounds like the camping trip that's coming up next week. I know nobody gives a fuck about our dreams, but I saw a chance and I took it.

I really, really enjoyed the disparity between our two dreams. I had to tell somebody, Bueller doesn't care. I'll let it out. Well, actually, okay, fine, versus we're talking about it, what happened? No, I have to tell somebody. If you were doesn't get it. Well, actually, okay, fine. We're talking about it. What happened?

No, I have to say it now because I really enjoyed it. I was hanging out with Denise and she was like, oh, yeah, my friend. You have to meet my friend, Misha. And like she was talking about Misha Barton. Misha Barton was like showering in the room next door and Misha Barton came out and then I was like, oh, my God, Misha Barton from the O.C. She was like, yeah. And she was like, you know, Ben McKenzie. I was like, oh my god, Misha Barton from the O.C. She's like, yeah. And she was like, oh, you know, Ben McKenzie.

I was like, yes, she was, oh, he was a nightmare to work with. And I was like, oh, and that was the dream. Great dream. Glad we got that. Glad we got our dreams in. Well, I needed to like, when I had, you know, like, I didn't, I felt like we couldn't end the dreams segment on like your strange, like, anti-Noas are happening in the fireplace.

Okay, well thanks, thanks for saving us off of that draft. Let's like end on a more positive note, which is Liberty Goss from directly from you should Barton to my brain. It's like literally the worst gossip ever. It's like from some show forever ago, like wow, Ben was terrible to work with. Wow, that's, I don't know how I'm gonna hold this one in God if any other celebrities want to spread some gossip through my brain Yeah, welcome to Ben's talk comes

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You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wonder App. I'll be considering whether or not to murder animals on accident in a fireplace. You're like, you're going through like a nightmare. You have like a nightmare. Yeah, my hair is. It was a nightmare. And I literally have just like, just chatting with some female's lips. Okay, we're going to get back to the real nightmare, which is Camille's life is so hard.

Factic. The wind is coming up and it's been so tough. Teenagers trying to blend a family. I'm like, what are you with? Serial color now. Your kids are old enough that I'm sure they can just all like hang. Okay, calm down over there. Yeah, I feel like her daughter lives in New York or something because this is in her daughter a model. I don't know. Yeah. So then like the waitress comes over and I was like, so can you would you guys like anything to drink any beverages and cocktails and come

you know what I love here? Lemonade! This is a lemon, it's so good, it's lemon and it's tasty. The apple I made right after, Kelsey Grammar, you guys might not remember I was married to left me horribly I had a hot sauce in my back pocket So They ordered they order and I had to write down their orders Denise is like I have the girl mother-fucking-arty joke and apple and prosciutto salad but no prosciutto. That's so funny.

I believe they said that one. Jeez. So they talk a little bit. Denise is like, how do you feel about getting married and feel different? She's like, well, you know me. I don't need another big wedding. I mean, our last wedding, you know me. I don't need another big wedding. I mean I last

writing was huge and amazing, but David wanted it. I'm sure I'm sure David's dying for you. Sure. Yeah. So, he's just like, all right, this stupid fuck face wants to talk about the wedding I'm on. I'm gonna move it anymore. Hey, how was the concert the other night? He was like, let me drink some of this wonderful lemonade, because it's about to get real. Mmm. Surf sport. Surf sport. Man, his fingers up.

Tell him. No, no. No, there was this girl named Becky with the good hair. Oh, and you know who runs the world? I'm still waiting for the answer. Kelsey does, but you know at least I get a portion of it. But you know what though, if you liked it, you would have put some very wonderful lemonade on it.

So she's like, wow, the concert was great. But then backstage after the show, PK says a call that she can't keep her best friend and then Jaree came over to explain it. And then Teddy jumped in. You know when Camille suddenly comes to life, like she has some kind of gossip and her eyes suddenly like pop open.

And then her arms start shimming. Like she's doing like a little dance. Yeah, it is so funny. It's like I had a, when I was a kid, I had like a little Jedi gun that like when the batteries were in it would be like, we go, we go, but like as the batteries would die, they like, shake it, they're like,

we're you know, that's what she does. She's like that dying Jedi gun. I also like how when she started to talk about it, like she's like, about the concert and he's goes, ah, do I need a drink for this conversation? Camille's like, I don't know if you'll need it for this conversation, but you'll certainly need it for the inevitable clip package that's about to play.

Since when scene hasn't happened in this show without a clip package, not wine. Okay, I'll have a cast and me goes, Rep is out of please. Thank you. Fucking waitress. So we see this clip package and then Camille's all mad that Teddy wouldn't shut her mouth. And frankly, I was mad too. You know, Teddy's like on my shitless lately anyway, but she's sick of Teddy's lame stupid fights. Okay. We've already got one Kyle on this show. Yeah. And then yeah yeah. So, so Camille, for some reason, was like really annoyed, though, at Teddy, for jumping

in. And she's like, I just feel like she's a bit of a, I know it all, you know, which is funny, because I kind of feel like everyone compared to Camille as a know it all. I know it's something at least. Like literally in the literal sense. Yeah. Well, maybe I know it all. She needs to take a seat.

Her youth is getting the best of her. She's coming off as an entitled millennial. And then she does like a shoulder, shimmy shrug thing. Yeah, she's like so excited that she just learned the term millennial and I don't think that Teddy qualifies by the way. No. Uh, so Camille's like, she should just say out of it. And I'd love to read read but what about to read?

I mean she's crazy. Oh, and then Fanta fabulous. I'll tell you what she's too prideful She needs to stop being so prideful and then in the Bahamas Oh, I got really upset with these things coming over And you know when so many and Lillip you know she's an adult who just because she was last and that girl should shut her pie hole here's another thing I'm a jealous I'm a jealous I mean what the hell I don't understand cell phones I'm a jealous oh so she's just talking shit about every person that she's ever met and they're cutting it in that way that they do on these shows

Where they make it seem like it's 19 hours of Camille just talking crap Exactly and then finally she's like you have a feel like someone's phony but you don't want but you want to believe in so badly I'm like, I think that's you right now Camille Yeah, you're wearing a Chanel belt to a coffee shop Yeah, we did talk about lines from last year and plot lives for this year. You're not involved in. Yeah, we see it. Yeah, Denise is like, yeah, this girl can't shut her pie hole. She's going to be talking about me next, you know, but it's me in a

compromising position because I really love these ladies. You got Sarah Rebecca. I really love these ladies. You got Sarah Rebecca. Joanne Vinderclomp. What's her name again? Lucy Panna. What a girl. Frito Lay. What's her name? I speak to get lead. Salt and vinegar.

So, uh, to me, she's like, Oh, God, is it going to blow up on this goddamn camp and trip mother fucker? So the next day we're at Denise's house at 6.40 a.m. and Denise and Aaron are watching the sunrise and she's And you have to start each day. We wake up. We fuck we take the kids to school. All right. We're glad we stopped crying. We fuck. We, uh, one of the plants, fuck some more. Go to sprouts, fuck it sprouts. Yeah, I never told you how we do where it taxes.

We fuck them, right? Both of us together. You're a fuck your CPA. It's hot sometimes. So, uh, They're a fuck your CPA. It's hot sometimes. So it's like we're seeing like, like we're comparing and contrasting different breakfast routines because then we go over to Kyle,

we're coming back and forth. And Kyle is making Porsche breakfast and Kyle's in her kitchen, I don't know if you noticed this, she had an enormous bowl of enormous potatoes on her counter. Did you see that? Um, you know, that's one, that's one reason that I haven't completely burnt my TV when Kyle comes on.

Because she'll still have bowls of potatoes. Like, it was not, and it wasn't just like adorable new potatoes. It was like John, and it wasn't even just like normal, like, I don't know. These were like enormous, the size of little babies, just like normal, like, I don't know. These were like enormous. The size of little babies, just like a sack of them in a bowl by her sink. Just like, I don't know what her plan was. That's me, I mean, that's a vegetable.

I put them in the vegetable bowl. No, I mean, I have a potato bowl too. I just don't expect Kyle. But here, I have one that I have like put my potatoes in an audience and okay, but it's like at a normal amount normal bowl capacity. This one was towering full of enormous the biggest potatoes you've ever seen. The biggest one. It makes me so happy. And I don't like that. Here's the thing I don't like about it. It makes me gentle towards Kyle because I love people

who love potatoes, you know, but I don't think she's gonna eat the potatoes. I think she just has them to look at. She'll eat them. So I have faith in her. And this in this way, I have faith in her. This is like the only time I've ever had faith in Kyle, but I believe in you, Kyle. So she's making Portia breakfast and bed, which makes me want to cut myself. Yes. And then she talks about how she's an attachment parent and her kids have always slept with her until they're two old, but it makes her happy.

And then she's like, well, I don't think I'm spoiling her. I'm just taking care of her. It's my job. And then they show her literally putting on her shoes and socks for her. Yeah. And she even has like a little tray. This is Porsche.

And here's the thing. So Porsche sleeps in the bed with with Callum Maricio. I'm not even getting into all that. I'm just gonna just say that it happens. And then, but when she makes breakfast in bed, she brings the breakfast to Porsche's bed. It's so, it's to me, it's like a little over the top and so ridiculous and like, are we even surprised?

Are we even surprised at this like family? Am I say family? I mean, I'm going back to Big Kathy of like co-dependent mothers and daughters, how it just like continues. I'm sorry, it is craziness, pure craziness to me. Yeah. This is pretty much a bed. This is pretty much just like boring parenting.

I was like, I love my kids. I'm to me. I love my kids. Dad, there's no handbook for raising teenagers. I'll tell you that. So if I were a teenager and I had to wake up For school and there's a camera crew in the house. Oh God, I would be furious. Oh my god So let's go over to Lisa Vanderpump's restaurant where of course she's putting giant pink roses all over the restaurant

Because that's she's doing on her own children the roses her roses yes. And she's like, oh, I love owns and pink together. I was like, well, OK, we're breaking some ground today. Yeah, because she's got that night, she's going to be doing a party to celebrate the legalization of or decriminalization of gainess in India. Yeah. So she's going to have a big party. And she's gonna have a big party and She's like

You know she always says Ken The reason PK are coming over for lunch and we're not open for lunch So let's get some sushi or something darling which explains sushi Yeah, I think that there was like some little bit of like laying pipe as they say in the industry So that way people are like hi, I'm here at pump and I'd like to little bit of like laying pipe as they say in the industry. So that way people aren't like, hi, I'm here at pump and I'd like to order some of that sushi I saw on TV. Yeah.

Well, if we could find a middle ground, if she says she doesn't believe it, then we can move past it. Like, mm-hmm. I don't know if that's a middle ground. Yeah. So then we see PK and Doreet. They're heading over and they're dressed like they're going

to a funeral or like they're going to kill someone or something. They're just like an all black, black sunglasses. Very more abundant. And PK looks like he's been dead for like five episodes. He's wearing so much makeup. He's wearing so much more tissue and makeup. Yeah. So they walked up him with his like, when I read, when I read, I remember, maybe Jane cheeks painted on. Yeah. And Doreet's like, I still have to be true to myself. I'm like, you have a fake accent. There's nothing about you. That's true. Yeah. You have a fake accent and a business that you don't even pay for. So please. So she's like, I've got to be true to myself. You can have a difference in opinion, but if both people want to move forward, there's

the possibility. It's like, A, what are you talking about? And B, it's not a difference in opinion. Yeah. An opinion is not, you did something that I'm accusing you of. That's not the thing. In my opinion, you did this. Yeah. It's like those people who say, there's my truth. That's my truth.

No, there's the truth. OK. Fucker. Yeah, I just think that like, if you you if this person's like a friend, a really good friend, and you suspect that they did something that they wronged you, you, you, you, you know, you, you say like, I think you did this, you do whatever, all that stuff, that's fine. And if they say, listen, I did not do this. I absolutely did not do this. And like, if you, if this is a friend, you have to like at some point trust your friend and you'd say, okay, I'm going to trust you right now. But you put,

like in your head, you keep them like on warning, okay, you keep them on warning. And that's fine. But like, because I think that's what you do to a friend, if you're not willing to like, to like trust what they say, and you're going to go with just with your God versus what they say, then yeah, what sort of friendship do you really have? Yeah. So he gets like, I'm going gonna leave a lot of this to you, babe. I'm like, yeah, all right, good luck with that. So they arrive and found everyone's like, hello, PK! My girlfriend is really warm, and he's like, well, congrats on this.

And she's like, hello to read. And they get like a damn chat. So, yeah, he's like, well, British humor alert. You can tell you can tell we've been downgraded as friends because we haven't got the supremacy anymore, right? British humor. British humor anyone anyone. Vanderpunt doesn't laugh.

She just does that like slight hair flick thing that she does. And she's like, well, thank you for noticing my effort. So she tells me not a real friend. Well, I guess the sushi you're about to get from Nico Nico isn't for real friends. So it's like, into your night, celebrating Gaze in India, are we? If you think of, they've decriminalized homosexuality. So if you go by there, you'll be five. Oh, then he locked her BD criminalizing sending dogs to the shelter. With any luck, there'll be criminalizing seagull faces that were made famous by people just because they trusted their friend from England.

If you'll be if you're lucky, there's going to be decriminalizing, owing money to a casino. So, uh, boys like, well, I hope that you sing boy George's Harry Christian song, whatever he said, whatever the song you're talking about. George Harrison. Oh, I didn't know I didn't write it. I'm not going to remind you for PK. No, I'm not.

What do you say? I was like, am I going to rewind to find out a PK fact? No, I'm not. Well, he said George as if he was friends with George Harris. I mean, maybe he was. I don't know, but I kind of don't want to mix the Beatles with PK. Yeah. Yeah. You're right. I should have just skipped over that. Yeah, because now you got me talking. Now you got me talking about the Beatles. So PK is like, well, you've, you know, you felt like me. Look at you dressed warm. You felt like me this morning cold. I woke up freezing she's like I've been feeling cold the past few weeks PK. I've been feeling frozen

Yeah, it's like well look at that PK gets a smile and I'll and I love you and what do I get? It's like we're not having been happy with you to read. Let's just get down to it. Everyone's been focused on redol- Only Which is a French Bible too far from here to even worry about Yeah, and now we have like now comes the accusations of like why don't you call me one? Call me one. Call me because the reads like Lisa Why didn't you call me, why don't you call me, why don't you call me, cause the reads like, Lisa, why didn't you call,

why did you call TMZ, TMZ instead of calling me? And she's, and then you can't say, well why don't you call her? Why don't you call me? Why didn't you call me? Why didn't you call you? Why didn't you call me? Well, I know this is nitpicking,

but that day, I believe was the day that Lisa was having that, that resolution passed or whatever. And she had a big party in, or like a small party in the dog place and TMZ came. So she was at that thing coming up to TMZ. It's not like she called TMZ. It was like, blah, blah, blah. And anybody who knows that little area knows that they're all standing out there all the time. Yeah. Exactly. And I think also, by the way, we had raised it up the question a few weeks ago. It is weird that Lisa didn't call to read when this all happened, but the truth is that

the whole story is about that Lisa was devastated that this happened. So really, based on the angle of the story, you would actually think it really would be to read that would call Lisa. We've been just sort of like bamboozled into thinking like, God, why didn't Lisa call Doreet when the truth is I think that she didn't call her because Doreet said that she believed Teddy in the Bahamas. Well, we know. We know why Lisa didn't call Doreet, but I'm just saying the logic up at all. Like, like the, you know, Doreet is like, like, you know, she's making herself seem like a victim of this article. They're making her look like this big, bad, boogie man. And so she's saying, I can't believe Lisa wouldn't call when they

made me look so bad. But the truth is, the angle of the article is that Lisa is so hurt. So really realistically, one would expect Doree to call Lisa and say, I didn't even realize how hurt you were, is this true? Are you really feeling this like in a vacuum? That's what you expect. So it does, to me, it like, to read reasoning of why didn't you call me does not pant out anymore.

Uh, Doreeta, how could ya? So Vanderpump is like, well, oh my God, I went to TMZ to say this isn't true. Isn't that a much bigger statement than don't don't call out the read. Look on the phone. She's imitating a phone. And, and by the way, and it's funny because if Lisa had called up to read, they'd be like, oh, sure, you'll call in private, but you won't do it in public.

And now she doesn't public, oh, you're doing public, but you won't do it in private. Yeah. And I, like, I would think if I was to read, I would of course think that Lisa told the, uh, the taboos that, of course I would, like, I would have the same feeling, but coming from what Vanderpump is saying, if, if she was to believe she had nothing to do with any of that. So she should have been the one mad from the Bahamas. And the fact that she even said TMZ, uh, two TMZ that to read was blameless and everything and everyone should leave her alone is her approving that she can still be a friend even though to read was just to dick to her and she's hurt, you know, yeah. It's like these ladies are so crazy. Yeah, I actually truly think that if Lisa Vanderbump had done this and she

were caught, she would already be in the process of deflecting onto someone else. Like, if you're a mastermind, you're ready for these situations and I think that she is like, no, I did not do this. I was very careful to get in there every single time that they talk about this that it's not just her

but it's also not anybody that she knows. Yeah, she says it like very time. She's like really not smooth about that. She, you know, she, she wears her, her declarations pretty well over the years. And that's her shady ones too when she's like, I never so distory for mommy to anybody recording Adrian Boulouff, you know, like she, she, she knows how to word her shit. So that's interesting that she puts that in there every single. Also, we did hear from an old queen at the bar.

We heard that from an old queen at the bar that John Blizzard has a big mouth, bigger than has even been reported. And he's been chatting to a lot of different people from a lot of different shows. He's just always out gossiping his little face off to try and be famous or whatever. Yeah, we heard that from an old queen at the bar. Yes, literally. Yeah, we heard that from an old queen of the bar. Yes, a literally so So what to eat like Lisa with friends and then Vanderpump gives her that shrug look like like she's got spinach stuck in her teeth

And could have flex her hair and then do we still so offended that she wasn't called and shook with friends We talked to each other not the Ned ya and then it comes like yes I have been your friend and you might find out too late that I've been in your corner this whole time. I didn't recognize there was someone behind me. No dumb fuck not in actual corner. What are you doing in my corner? Fuck this is my seat. What are you doing in my corner? I thought this was my seat. Get off me. So, yeah, so to repass his like, she's riddering. That she thinks that like, Randermom gave a false story and then went to TMZ

so that way she could be the hero in all this and can't say like, One of them were you all and say, Tharns, that was amazing. So, but she wants me to say, look how the one has saved ya. She goes, look, I'm sorry, but it's hard for me to believe that you had nothing to do with it. And Vanderpump just calmly is like, I'm sorry, but I have to draw the line in the sun. If you believe I gave a story to Rutheral Long Lee, we do not have a friendship.

And to read a second. Yeah. Oh, she. He gets like mouth on the ground with everything though. I mean, they like server. They give her a refill. It's like I refill on water. So PK is like babe. Why can't we say somewhere things got fucked up and why can't we eradicate it and flip it forward, okay? Because like, well you can only move forward if you believe that there are never large and you just a person you'll ever have and if it doesn't bleed for it there's no friendship and otherwise the lock is wrong. The most vulnerable is the most vulnerable is the best one.

That's the best friend of all being a fast man. And P.G.G. You're trying to control all thoughts, Kenny Babe and Vanderpump starts cracking up because they're so stupid. I'm so happy for India. I think I went to my head you've ever met in your life. The most honest one of all. Some reason I'm craving to convince you that my wife is the most honest person you love and meeting your life the most honest one of all. For some reason I'm craving a hot dog right now. So Ken's like yeah we're trying to convince you that my wife is the most honest person you'll ever meet in your entire life. And man it's like put the support of being friends with someone who's like let's have

lunch that's like Lisa. Let's have drinks but I think you're a liar. No! I wouldn't want to be friends with a liar, so why would, why do you? Which is actually a pretty strong point, I believe it or not. And then this is the moment where I almost totally jumped ship from Team Vanderpump because close up

on a beautiful piece of salmon sushi and Lisa's fork goes right in and then the knife and then the knife just cuts right in. I was like, what is happening right now? What is happening? I was going to go and eat sushi with the knife and fork, LOL Ben. Yeah, I wrote LOL, LOL.

I said, I said, wait, I wrote caps lock, wait, as if I was like talking to my document here. I said wait, I said I was on Team Lisa until I saw her eating sushi with fork and knife. LOL. Yeah, she's guilty. But you can't hear enough about this. It's your two way with a friendship.

A friendship is stronger than this incident. That saddens me Lisa. So well, it saddens me. That all of my friends say, let's bring a gavold down on her. She's guilty as fuck because that's what we're all saying. Nah, thank you darling. And Dery goes, I haven't gotten any of that. I'm like, did you not watch the flashback montage of erud like five different times this episode? Yeah. Do you not remember saying, Tiddy, I just want you to know,

I believe everything you've said. Don't you remember when it said previously on Real House's The Beverly Hills and there's a shot of you saying, I believe that Lisa put this in made of online. Yeah. I mean, you said it. So Ken's like, you're still saying

you don't believe her on darling. And she's like, Where do you can agree to disagree? And it goes, never can't. So Ken's like, you're still saying you don't believe her, darling. And she's like, where do you kind of agree to disagree? And he goes, no, he can't. And he's like, this is all bullshit. You're being too extreme about it, Kenny. You're being too black and white about it, Kenny. And he's like, no, I know you're trying hard, but your wife isn't trying hard.

No, you're not trying hard either, Kenny. You're not trying hard either, which I love a good, you are a fight. And then to read somehow gets mad because she's like, you know, I can only be told so many times that it's either I say yes and I apologize or whatever and that or no, we don't have a friendship before I start to feel like a little bit like, you know, like a little bit like, you know, like a little bit like, you know, like a little bit like. An idiot. An idiot! Thank you, Kenny. Well, I don't think that Leeson Kenny don't want to be our friends. Oh, do you believe it then, P.K.? Do you believe it?

And she touches his arm like, darling, do you really believe that this soft, beautiful warm hand that cares for doggie doggies? And close, maxi maxi hair hair. Do you believe I could do this? This beautiful hand that has put up all these flowers and has revolutionized the way we eat sushi. Well I believe that someone in your cat leak that story yes and she's I am telling you on my kids life I did not know and oh no I'm telling you on my kids life that I don't know that that is true and he's like all right I'll take that. She's what about true. And he's like, all right, I'll take that. She's like, what's about your wife? He's like, I'm a trusting person. I'll take it. You

know what, Kenny girls take longer to come down and accept this kind of stuff. You know, girls, Kenny, you're getting my vote. We're looking at him. We're still trying to figure it out, Kenny. Get him back to the kitchen there, Kenny. And it's like, you're asking me to dig deep and not be true to myself. Like, no, she's asking you to say, listen, I'm your friend and I'm telling you, I am swearing to you. I did not put it in there. And honestly, I thought actually the way PK handled it was actually very good.

Believe it or not. I thought he was like, she asked him and he said, honestly, this is what I think. And she said, you know what, though,'m telling you, that's not what it was. He said, okay, you know what? I'm gonna accept it, because you're my friend. And I think that's actually like, I think with like a, I think that was actually the right thing to do.

I personally, I think. I believe if LVP swears on her kids' life that she didn't sell that story in Vanderbilt because, oh no, anyone who did, oh no, anyone who did. Then you believe her. And that's moving on, can you see how I did that? I'm Doreet. PIKI! I swear on this half-slized piece of sushi! So, Doreet's like, I care enough about our friendship. And Banner Pumpkos, say it. Go on, say it.

You can do it. Say it. Say it. Come on. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it.

I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going friendship and I care enough about our friendship and I care enough about our friendship and I care enough about our friendship and I care enough about our friendship and I care enough about our friendship and I care enough about our friendship and I care about our friendship and I care enough about our friendship and I care enough about our friendship and I care enough You're close, you're getting warmer! Chalegan sea bass! No, no, no! Pategonia toothbrush! In the same thing! Go no, go on! Tuna tata! Now you're just reading the menu, darling. The city of West Hollywood, West Hollywood celebrates gay pride. Stop reading the signs!

So she's like, well, I'll say that I believe in the truth and furthermore, that you had something to do with the initial story and the Jones period. I was like, well, Doreet came to play. Now, look, I think Doreet's full of shit and obviously I'm not on her side, but good for her for sticking to her guns, you know, lesser people have fallen down in the face of Lisa. I think there's a way to stick. I think there's a way to stick for your guns, stick to your guns. And then I think PK to me, PK did it. PK basically, he full on set it. He said, this is what I truly think, but he chose the friendship over what his gut was telling him. And I think it's like, and I think like,

I do think it was a crossroads moment. Like you either are gonna choose the friendship or you're not, you can't like have to it. And that's what Ken's basically saying. It's like, you either believe us or you don't, but if you don't believe us, just know, like we really can't be friends because like, you know, so even, like, you know, and if they did do it,

then like, then fuck Ken and Lisa, you know, like then they're being nasty and that will come out But but I think if you if you can't you just can't Speak out of both sides of your mouth like you can't say like I want to be friends But I'm also I also think you did this terrible thing to me. It's one of the other Yeah, so after she makes her big declaration kids like well, you'll know friend of mine. I'm gone So he gets up and found a prompt like could could buy PK, could buy invisible dumb dumb with the terrible bangs. Bye! And so, they get up and walk inside to pretend she's business, business. And Ken tells PK's like,

well, I like to say with you friend, friends with you PK, but after that, no way, no way. It's like, well, PK, it looks like you now be having dinner alone. PK's like, well, P.K, it looks like you now be having dinner's alone. And P.K. is like, well, that's not helpful what you just said there, babe. It's not helpful. Well, you know, it's not fair to put me in this position. You're put me in. And he's like, well, I don't think I'm put you in a position.

I love you, I support you. I'm just advising you. This won the children's lives to had you not accept that. Yeah. By the way, like, what about the position that she's like, it's not fair the position you put me in like what about the position that she's like it's not fair the position you put me in What about the position that she's put him in this is like as age old friends and it's all ruined because she wanted to be on the TV Show and now this is what's happening. Yeah So then we go over to Vanderpump and Ken inside and she's like this is exactly why haven't been around them too much anxiety

I don't care and quite frankly That's the problem now This is business on Phillips on Phillips Minnela Manela what are you doing person sitting in a chair? He's like sorry. I was busy talking to Redmond So Dorit's like so Doret pokes her head inside. She's like, Lisa, you stay fit your case. I respect whatever you decide, but I want to tell you this Lisa,

and I am meant it from the bottom of my very shallow heart. I love you, and I want to move past this. Like, don't talk to me like that, if you don't really need me, it's like, but friendship's not based on that. Which is so stupid. I'm bad at prongs. Friends friendship's not based on that. Which is so stupid. I'm bad at pranks like, friendship's not based on the truth.

Yes! And you think I'm lying. Yes! All right then, by the read, love you darling. She's, well, don't say that if you don't. She's just, well, actually, I don't. It suddenly became really clear. Lisa is holding a grudge for me for calling her needy of love and attention.

I was like, really? You just figured this out. It's all because he's saying all season long. Ugh. Like how many times? It's a storyline from last year. Oh my god. It's, if this happened when Doreet didn't do anything,

no, she's not punishing you for love and attention. This is your second fucking dog, Doreet. Okay, this is not something that's coming out of thin air Even if she didn't do all the stuff you're accusing her out Lisa, I just want to move forward. It's like well turn around and stop walking into the wall. Oh, that's much better so I also like what she thinks she catches Vanderpump is some lie because she's like actually I don't love you because see is that the first time you've lied then and she's like oh god just get out. I'm a loser. I'm like get out. This is like it's easier talking to Congress than is talking to that stupid cow. Lisa I'm not a cow you lied again. I'm a human

being. Oh my god I love when she called her a stupid cow. That's great. So now we go over to Kyle's house for truly stupid scene. So it starts off with you do it. I'm taking a cigarette break. You do take a cigarette break. I'm going to lead us through. So basically Kyle's like clipping Marissio's nails. They're going to be having holiday cards, which is tradition that her mom started and they're just like they're just keep doing it over and over again because they love it. And then, you know, when the kids all leave the house, then hopefully the kids will do it.

It's like, I'm like, literally barfing on everything. Like I'm barfing up perfectly cut pieces of sushi everywhere. So um, so you found a way to make family Christmas cards even more boring and basic Kyle. Wow. I didn't think that that's quite an accomplishment. And they have like a creative consultant there. And it's like it's so over the top and so unnecessary for something

that everyone's gonna throw out, you know? So they're all doing it. The kids are all getting their makeup done and farash shows up. And Kyle's telling us that she speaks to Sophia three times a day in college. I'm like, this woman is so codependent on her daughters. Like it's like I just feel bad for everyone who,

it like has to deal with it. It is out of control. And I'm not surprised because you can clearly see that this is what big Kathy did, her three daughters. Yeah, she posted on Instagram a couple of weeks ago. I told her I'd be there whenever she called. And she called. So mommy's on her way, honey. And I'm like, how do you think the other kids at school,

you know, don't you think she's going to be ragged on? Like, why would you do that? You know, like, why can't you just be there for your kid without fucking Instagram about her mental breakdown at school? You did. I know there are a lot of moms that are like best friends with their daughters and they talk all the time, but I really feel like Kyle, it's like Kyle. We need, we need to teach, like get into sewing or knitting or something like you need, you need to teach, like get into sewing or knitting or something. Like you need to get a life outside of this. Like this is your, like, let your daughter have a moment.

Okay, please, please. She's so hard. My life is like whack-a-mo. I'm like, yeah, I reach for like a cushioned hammer every time I see you. It's like whack-a-mo because she fills her life up with all sorts of like crap. You scratch crap. Yeah. Yeah.

Like the issue here was that they're trying to get ready for the photo shoot and then someone left the gate open so then the dog got out and they're like, I got the guy, I got the dog but I have to be back for the photo shoot whatever. It's like, oh, like it's drama. It's a whack them. It's not one thing it's another.

It's like, well, you didn't have to have the photo shoot. A, B, you don't have to have that many dogs. C, like, Leisha's, I it's drama. It's a whack of it. It's not one thing it's another. It's like, well, you didn't have to have the photo shoot a b you don't have to have that that many dogs see, like, leashes, I don't know, I don't know. The dog can get out. That that happens. But I just feel like she cluttered her life up with so much junk. Like, let's reduce the potatoes, let's reduce the photo shoots, let's reduce the breakfast and then. Okay, so next time I can't do her life a little over at Teddy's house, who's not celebrating getting Vanderpump off the show of that. Okay. So that's like no, I can't owe her life a little bit. Over at Teddy's house, he's not celebrating getting Vanderpump off the show at all. She's wearing Vanderpump pink and she's decorated her entire home in gigantic pink roses. I mean, this is hilarious.

And for people saying you can't own a color, of course you can't own a color. But when you're on a show with Lisa Vanderpump, come on. Give me a break. This is like so petty and so fucking obvious and so lame, because you're still just as lame as fucking ever, okay? The power doesn't come for the pink. You net with.

So Teddy is gonna be having like a fancy dinner to sort of like win over the women before she tortures them with an RV trip. And so the catering staff is there and they're all like working in the kitchen and Teddy's nearby. She's like, oh, hi, I'm Teddy. I guess you guys opened up the wine already.

Okay, well that's funny. I'm glad you guys opened up the wine. It's good to have the wines open. They're like, shut up over there. We're trying to cook. I'm just like such a normal girl, this huge mansion on the hill, that I mean, I don't even know, what I don't even have things for those things that

go under the plates. What are they called? And they're like chargers. Yeah, I don't even know what those are. I'm Teddy. So when I'm here is that you didn't try and serve tuna tartar. You think. Oh, wow, I love this. I love this. I love this. I'm a fish. It is. It's so obvious. I saw the place in my heart for Teddy bear. I can't explain it. I just have it. She can fuck right off. So, um, so Rina is like walking up the street and she's like, and then she sees the RV that's parked up front. And it is like a tacky SRV because it has some sort of like Advertising on it. I didn't even Dane to write down what it said

But it was like as RVs go this was like one of the tackiest RVs It looked like it looked like something that be like going up and down the Hollywood Boulevard trying to like a tourist inside for some like $45 like Family snap shot extravaganza. It was Horrifying and run as like yes like word press clip art you know like word press art that you can see your template or whatever this terrible so we're in as like oh god oh god and then she like goes up to the house and she is like she's so upset that she's like pre-knocking with her shoes she's like clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack cl Like she has that tone in her where she's like that was a clip from last week where she goes. Oh yeah.

Yeah. She doesn't remember. Like what are you doing right now? She's her energy is so weird this entire episode, but she's like, yeah, not into this. Okay. Yeah. This just not sound fun to me. So then Kyle comes, she arrives and then to read the rives after her. And Kyle's like, well, I really don't like awkwardness with my friends

really like no one starts every fucking time you're at some place Kyle yeah why do you instigate so much shit every single episode so now here she goes trying to make this a thing for the rest of the season yeah I'm so I'm trying to let my anger with pk ruin it but I was very upset and I don't write to me I'm just telling the truth yeah so, so they're all, they all arrived. The whole cast arrives. And so they're all hanging around and a waitress comes down to Erica and is like, oh, would you like chicken or sandwich? Oh, well, how was it for playing? Like, well, the chickens are chicken by art.

Oh, I like chicken by art. That's gonna be my own little single. Mmm, my chicken, my chicken, my chicken by art. Rings all the boys In my pussy it's chicken I like with the waitress is like do you want seven or dinner she goes how's the chicken cut? So Kyle explains that there's gonna be three tents and then with room for two and then there's going to be an RV. And she's like, well, you know, I know that I've made it a five minutes without bringing up Vanderpump.

So let's talk about Vanderpump. I'm assuming she's not coming and Teddy's like, well, she didn't text me about tonight. So I figured not. Yeah. And then we see we cut over to pump for this party to celebrate what's going on in India. And it's just like John Sessa in like an Indian costume and I just felt uncomfortable and Ken too. Lisa was in something but I didn't feel as uncomfortable making. She invited me to this party. She's having to celebrate decriminalization of homosexuality, do be whatever. Then we cut to the party and I'm like, Whatever, then we cut to the party and I'm like wow

This looks uncomfortable so So the dinner is like she invited you Brain is all shocked with their not invited places you fucking like come on Yeah So to read, uh, to read, it's like, well, I had lunch with Ken and Lisa. And the essence was basically, you admit that Lisa had nothing to do with this, or you're not her friend. I'm like, that's not, no, that's not what the essence was not you admit. It's more like Lisa says she didn't have anything to do with it, and you can either choose

to believe her or not, but if you don't believe her, there's not really a friendship. And that's a very different thing than being like, admit that Lisa had nothing to do with it and you can either choose to believe her or not, but if you don't believe her, there's not really a friendship. And that's a very different thing than being like admit that Lisa had nothing to do with it. That's a very different thing. And then we're in this like, oh, really? Like she's just so shocked by everything. And Denise goes, yeah, I guess you just asked to apologize. And Kargo's, put you a comedian now and they'll start cracking up. And then Lisa does another one of her Vand her monologues, her Vand her logs.

She's like, you know You just got to own your mistakes. You just got to say I fucked up, you know, like look. I just said it Did I disappear to smoke did I oh really do you remember Kim saying Kim is an alcoholic? Nope Still don't remember I don't think that happened. Who's Kim never happened? Yeah, I don't know Kim Kim channel like I was a liar So Rina's like us are had it end up and Erica's like yeah

The man starts today with 19,000 plates of calories and cavities sugar. You can't get more optimistic than that. I mean, you have to appreciate that he's the eternal optimist. That's a lot of eyes to fix, you know? Teet like that on a Monday and make weakened plans. Now that's optimism. He thinks he's just going to stay at Diabetes 2 and not get Diabetes 1. I mean, that's optimism. He thinks he's just gonna stay at Diabetus 2 and not get Diabetus 1. I mean, that's optimistic. We found out P.A.K. is on his way to get in Diabetes Pa. Diabetes Pa.

It's like Diabetes Algebra with Dread. So, yeah. So, the Kyle Telses, I have to get this one in. Kyle tells us she's like, why does Vanderpump matter so much to PK? I mean, you know, for example, the other night he turns on me to make sure that he's okay with Vanderpump. I mean, there's something fishy about this. Like, they're either in some kind of shady business dealing together or she has something

on him. Like, there's something shady. Secrets from London, which is Kyle's way of saying, I know shit, but I don't want to be the one to say it. So I'm just going to put it out there, which is classic Kyle, which is what drives me nuts. Well, it's also what we've been saying for years. Yeah. And everybody who watches the show probably,

they've probably got like some shady shit that's going on. Yeah, exactly. But it's, you know, it's just Kyle just being a good friend. She only really cares about her friend. So she's going to, she's going on. Yeah, exactly. But it's, you know, it's just Kyle just being a good friend. She only really cares about her friend. So she's gonna, she's gonna insinuate that her friends got criminal dealings going on when Kyle herself is being her ass, her, her husband is getting his ass suit off for some shady shit right now. Exactly. So now this sort of like morphs into something because Dorita's, you know, Dorita is like peak, Dorita is feeling ostracized because PK is good with Ken and Lisa, but Dorita is not. And, you know, she's, she's saying

like, you know, there's, we go back to that classic thing of like, who's a better friend or whatever and talk about like that they've been friends for so long, et cetera. And Camille is like, I mean, to be honest, I'd never even heard of you until two years ago. Mmm. I loved that. Love that. Love a Camille truth bomb. Yeah, and Carl's like, uh, yeah, no one had ever heard of you. She's like, well, I don't know what to tell you about that. They've been good friends for years.

Because, well, I mean, I would take to the good friend. I'd at least hear about their birthday. I was like, you're the one who didn't remember who Nanny Kay was. It was like, exactly. Yeah one who didn't remember who Nanny Kay was. It was like, you're exactly. Yeah, I got up Kyle to read. Well, when we came to LA, we would see each other, but it was like not the sort of friendship you would hear of. It was sort of like, we'd go up to him and be like,

Hey, we love your show. And she'd be like, great. And she'd sign an autograph. And then eventually, after enough time, she realized that we actually seem to sort of know each other a little bit. Yeah. And Kyle's like, well, I mean, if you're such good friends, wait, hold on, I'm in a different part now.

Now I'm at a part where Doreet's going on about something else. They're like, how did PKT? And she's like, well, now I'm the one being so specific. And they're like, and Erica's like, really? Because if that happened with my husband, if you come for time, you're coming for Erica. You're going to have Erica knocking down your door bitch. Um, which I thought was pretty funny. Yeah, so then they continue this fight about how they're not real friends and then to

reach like, well, it's not only considered a deep friendship if car rich at think cities. Yeah. And Kyle's like, um, if we were friends for 30 years, you would know my friends. Treat's like, I don't know your friends. And Kyle's like, well, maybe we're not good friends. And then guess what, Tariq does. Oh!

Oh! And Denise goes, can't wait for this fucking trip, right, everyone? America's like, nothing's changed. Last year, these bitches were fighting on the van the pump, but this year, they fight none of that for that relationship listen guys Lisa van the pump is not a home worried about I thought what are you bitches? Like that's true. So bring it up again, please. Yeah. I also feel like knowing what sort of fame horse PK and Doreed are I'm actually like I feel like we would have seen them before to remain her parents although did they just move to LA when they came on the show

yeah they're fairly new he moved here after he filed for bankruptcy over $11 million over there so he had to start a new so we can get bankruptcy in a new country which he's currently which he's already done here here's the big question where's Martin where's Martin Where's Martin? Where's Martin? Martin Martin, I don't know, but apparently he needed a rest. Yeah, I'd like to get him up to him Martin, please. Thank you. Um, yeah, so this is Fatties, because now they're gonna all start turning on each other. Yeah, exactly. But to do. Well, and on that note, I'm gonna turn on a sandwich and eat it. So amazing everybody. Thanks so much for being here today, guys.

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