Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Releasing The Dogs of War

Episode Date: February 27, 2019

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills arrive in the Bahamas for a few days of R&R... and dog drama. Kyle just HAPPENS to tell Rinna about the Lucy Lucy Apple Juice controversy, and before long, we've got a climactic fight that sees Dorit crying and Teddi storming off from a table. Whose side are you on? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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But you know, though some people are manipulating and they have not been accused yet But that's where we come in because we will be doing lots of accusations across the board, across the board. Yes. So we start off, we're on the PJ that going to Bahama Har, so they're flying to Bahamas, and you know, it's the exciting part of travel, you know, you're on a plane, and then you're on a van, and it's like a bouncy bus, they're all like, whoa, it's a bouncy bus. That was exciting. Yes. Well, just when they're even when they were flying, Camille is so Camille in every scene of the show. And I love that Camille never changes. She's just Camille. Because they're all having champagne and she goes,

cheers. So much. Cheers. Cheers. Yes. And they're bouncing all the way up. Um, riding their bouncy bus and to read it's like, everyone has ocean bees and bee look at these!

And Vanderpump's like, that would be Austinese. Yours is the little cupboard on the left. Oh! Sick cupboard burn. Ah, I've been waiting 10 seasons to make fun of someone's house and going a little cupboard Just like the one that nanny K was raised in you all know nanny K. Don't you don't you? Newton East didn't really fit in quite right with his group because she wasn't like how could she call me that I was gonna be in a cupboard. What is that fucking sniper from the left? Yeah, said she's just like

She really knows what's going on so Dorit's like guys guys they're going to be drinks and my terrace this evening at least is like Dorit wouldn't that be our terrace and by hour I mean OUWUR which means ostrich ostrich size unique restaurant. That was really hard to get out my lips. Uh, Sidney's, uh, Daryl, lo and the lot, blah, blah, blah, blah. You got your mom will now. Listen to me, Sasiya room. Cause you're in my room,

roomy now, get it. And Bander Prums like I'm off the hook then. Uh, and then they basically get there and they're, you know, they have a bunch of butlers, butlers and stuff like that around. So on and through, the butlers are like, you know what, I left sandals so I wouldn't have to deal with a real househouse of Orange County who came through here a few days ago, and now I got deal with these ladies. Never mind. I just wonder what they must all, what they must all think when they see those faces. You know, because we're used to that, just because of where we live.

But when that's coming at you, all in one big group like that, it's like, you take them, you take them, all this. Yeah, exactly. So there's like the usual stuff, like to read and Lisa, they're in this like, sweet.

And as the usual, like, oh, crazy, sweet and as the usual like, oh, crazy antics running for the master bedroom. Oh no, Lisa only has a palatial room as opposed to a super palatial room. Now let me ask you something, but Liz, did you do Kigas' girls? And they get their own butler Elvis and Vanderpump's like, Elvis, maybe he could love me Tanda! Etty! Etty!

Etty! Or maybe we'll do some Jell House rock for Duret when her husband goes to Jell. I didn't say it. I didn't say it. You ain't nothing but a Hound dog. And Duret will return you to a lady named Shelley to where she'll be murdered. There's a rose in Yulin Harlem. A little less conversation, a little more returning dog to the proper placeings So yeah, they have the chairman sweet and they're all running around and then

Rina who's already buttering up Denise to be on her, you know, take down Vanderpump team. It's like Hi Sweet these are Rina I'm just checking on you in your room. If you meet me, I'm right there, right by your room. You need me to think, I'm not a perpetrator anyway. I'm right there, baby.

Okay. So of course, Erica's glam squad is already there. They're all like, Gah! I mean, they have really the best job in Hollywood. I mean, they just get flown around just to install some extensions. So the hair is on a rack. It's like a whole clothing rack with Erica's different hair styles pinned to it. And I like, yeah, girl, that was red.

This girl's mystery. This girl's fun. Oh my God. Are I still think these guys go home and I'm like hey, hey, Jen what you want to do tonight? Yeah, and in our country. Let's just stay home. Hey, let's look some sports, hey, yeah, you know, let's do that Huh, there's a perhaps game out back. You know, it's gotta say looks look be a lady tonight. You know, I'm saying honey Oh, no one is that gay. Mike. He, left fashion has a right back. Yes! Alright, yeah. So, um, so, uh, yeah, so there's like just like, antics going around, Kylin Teddy,

or like climbing into a bathtub. Nothing to see your folks, nothing to see your, huh? Hi, I'm Teddy in a bathtub. Um, so Doreet and Lisa are like out on like their terrace looking at this view or something like that and Dread's like Lisa Are you happy to be very good friends with me? And she's like well right now I'm reaping the benefits. So yes I love that a conditional answer Yeah, she's like, but I don't know how long this will go on and Dread gives her a Dread gas oh Lisa You know I've already got a hat bar. You know I already have a hard time with time Lisa. You're very negative on this positive trip Lisa!

And she's like, I know Lisa is going through some stuff, but I want her to find peace and be hippie! I don't know what's going on with her, but maybe she's mad about the dog still my brother just died You know what's going on with her and she gave her dog to Shelley tour Let's not pretend that no windows was going on here, you know, yeah, let's not play dumb here Okay, like you know exists. She's like I wonder if she's holding your grudge like you think you think like that's not least this thing She holds grudges, okay, so like but then then Fander puts her arm around her and she's like,

I'm grateful to you, darling, and I'm glad to have this respite. So she warms up. Yeah, exactly. So, yeah, so, Rinna is with Denise Richards and, you know, Denise is like trying to figure out what to wear. She's like, well, I got some shorts that I got the gift shop downstairs and I found an old T-shirt from a charity car wash. She's thinking about wearing that to drink the night. And I was like, oh, no, no, no, you can't wear that. You have any leopard print?

Cheetah print? Animal print? Anything? Where? Where? Whatever you want with these girls. Where, whatever you want to. We're gonna love laughing at you. We're gonna laugh at you so hard. It's gonna be great. The meat says, well, we'll see what I got. I packed it three in the morning. So I just bring what I have. Yeah. So, yeah.

So then we, you know, Kyle and Teddy are in their room. They're just like eating lobster salad and a bunless burger or talking about. Teddy's talking about how like things are good with the meat now because their kids really bonded and it's been a real game changer. I'm like, it's only been two weeks, but sure, fine, whatever. I'll, I'll look the other way. Yeah. So then back over the jam and sweet, uh, to do it pops a champagne and she's like, oh,

Lisa. Young ladies! It's music to my ears that's in the paintpop. Elvis! I'm sure you'll take care of us. I'm easy don't worry! Lisa van der Pompese! That's a lap on Dinger Diggery! Dinger Diggery, what's wrong with you?

Hmm, that's wrong with you. That's right with you! He's starving! What's wrong with you? Hmm, that's wrong with you. That's right with you. I'm better. I'm better. Like, excuse me, I'm the hardest working woman you know. Oh. Yeah.

I walk from one business to another and I put on pussy bows and I say, go, put that napkin on that table. Hey, put that dog over there. Hard work, hard work. You know what it's like. Shopping for different kinds of flowers every single day for four restaurants. So we are coming back and forth between Lisa and Doreed and Kyle and Teddy. And so Kyle's talking and Kyle's like, huh, it seems like Doreed's getting really upset about Lisa's jabs, right? In which case, in my mind, I'm like, oh, it seems like Doreet's getting really upset about Lisa's jabs, right?

In which case, in my mind, I'm like, oh, here we go. Kyle is ramping up. She's starting to set the stage, you know, to make her own power move here, right? So there's like, yeah, yeah. And you know, and Kyle starts saying how she loves Lisa, and she feels bad about what Lisa's been going through and everything. And they're just talking about the jabs and the jabs. And Teddy's like, well, I think they need to have a conversation because the jabs are

going to lead to an explosion. And it's like, yes, they will. But they'll also lead to an explosion if Kyle gets into everyone's ear and is like, wow, all those jabs, right? Look at all those jabs. She's giving you so many jabs, right? Which is exactly what she's doing Here we go again. It's fucking Kyle again. Yeah, now she has a lot of help this time

Yeah, damn Kyle every year really every single year Kyle Don't think we don't see I mean Lisa was a manipulator. We're not gonna say she's not But like don't act like you're not because today's episode is all about Kyle's grandmaster scheme. All of it. Yes. Yes. Yes. I was just gonna save for that moment. Yes. Yes. So then we go back to Erika Glam squad and he's like, this girl is a 70 inch ponytail

bachelor. I need 70 more. What's the ball? having less than seven inches of a right now? I said yes! What I'm trying to say is my vagina is 70 inches long, so it's cavernous in there. It's sort of like taking the tunnel from Manhattan to New Jersey. It's near a big long shaft to get through it. That's what I'm saying everyone. Like, ooh, Erica, you took it too far. I mean, yeah.

And then it cuts to Dereet with her sad glam squad. They're like, oh, Erica, you took it too far. I mean, yeah. And then it cuts to Dari with her sad glam squad. They're like, yes, Erica, yes. Instead of, yes. And she's like, oh, glam schooled. How about it, oh, yeah, curly hair. That's in right. Erica's wearing curly hair.

She isn't saying, jiggle, nirikas hair. I like the battling glam squad. So you can just can't keep up. Exactly. So Lisa comes out of her wherever she comes to a door and she's in her and sort of Kaftan ask thing and she's like, I'm Rante and I did it all myself. Oh, that wasn't a job. I was just stating a fact. You look like a little dog named Shnoki, which I have a picture of right here. Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump. Well, I don't need to be a competitor. Talk, think of it in Hooch.

The things that Duri, like really gets mad at are so funny to be. Because so like, it's really big things, but she gets mad at really small things, you know. So there's a knock at the door. And I was like, Hi, how are you? I'm here in the suite. Oh, Lisa, my favorite person.

Let me guide you out to the terrace. Just take a walk, look at that view. No need to look at the ground. There's nothing on the ground that could possibly get in your way. Let's just look, oh no, you tripped on the door frame. Did you? I tripped on that door. Yeah, I was going to warn everyone about that, except for you.

Oh. Uh. Uh. So someone knocks on the door and she's like, I'll get the door and Rina goes, careful with that step. I just fell on the step. I was like, Camerajors, you ever see the camera just go down his stairs? Oh God, it's terrible. I became her for one instance. Oh my god. So Eric, it comes in. She's like, have a beautiful. I mean, it's like, it's a discord. Wow, she went Tiger PJs. Wow. Oh, your hair is like Rapunzel. I hope I don't get tangled in your machinations get it reference to a revamp of Rapunzel that was made by Disney a several years ago

Get it get it am I getting russ with my material tell me be honest So seven inches long if only we can find a bad like that about right That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right.

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That's right. That's right. That's right. That's got it. No, I've got it. Oh, I've got it, Reena. No, I've got it. Hello. Oh, God, you two. Only on Beverly Hills do fight start like this. Yeah. Who's gonna answer the door? So then they were all there except for Denise's

the last one to show up and she just like knocking at the front door and no one's listening, you know, because I guess there's no doorbells at this place. So she's just like knocking knocking knocking and finally Someone gets her at the door and she walks in wearing just sort of like shorts and kind of like a tank top thing That she's sort of curl to sleeve up into to give it sort of a look at least a better pump season just goes. Oh god And Kyle looks away. She's like sighing. Oh god. I just want to invite someone from Irvine. What is this? And Camille's like oh my god, just want to invite someone from Irvine. What is this? And Camille's like, oh my god, those shorts are so cute. It's like, my shorts. I mean, well, Doreet is

trying to get people to care about her stupid fake allergy storyline, which is now she's trying to like push for two years in a row. Where she's like, I have allergies! My face will feel like something crazy! But no one will listen to her. It's like Denise upstage to start with her bad outfit. I know. Denise just goes right to the bars, she's like, now I have some tequila and nothing else.

Just give it to me out of the bottle. I can't deal with this. And why can't I need to someone's room for drinks? Says just not expecting everyone to be so fucking fancy. I picked the wrong shit, I learned that quick. By the way, wasn't it with the allergies, didn't Lisa Van Prom say, Well, I gave her a Bennage, and I thought I would just knock you out, put us all out of our misery.

Oh well. Liddy. I've booked us a private island! It's going to be great. We can have a wonderful private island, okay? There's going to be massages and cheese sandwiches and blink 182. It'll be a wonderful private island experience here in the Bahamas. Hopefully, no one can get there!

The kind of lady's so scream. You're my friend Monet! Hopefully we will escape that or this planet island! Prippet island. So, um, so Lisa's with Kyle and you know she's just feeling emotions about her brother, etc. You know, stuff like that and she's basically telling, you know what, I'm not gonna tell you how to live your life or whatever, but I don't wanna lecture you, but honestly, I can't, now that my brother's gone,

I can't even think about the arguments we ever had. And time is so short, she basically is saying, listen, like, make up with your sisters, you don't have a lot of time, you know? And Kyle's like, I don't wanna argue with my sisters, whatever. So, I mean, I just to make these shows about everybody's life

and profit off their story lines and they're not being mad about it. Yeah. Uh, so they're like, she's friend, she's, she's fine with Kim right now, but Kathy still pissed. With last year, we learned that Kyle's trying to sell, or I think she did sell another show, didn't she? And it's the one where the two sisters have competing real estate firms. Like exactly. It's exactly the same.

Kathy's pissed because say what you will about Kyle. Kyle's winning. And Kathy was always the winner and Kyle's been winning. And that pisses Kathy off to no end. Yeah. Yeah, pretty much. So then Erica's like, so, ten, the video for Jack and I, that was your parents right now. Yeah. And 70 inches.

Was that, was that film done? 70 inch screen. I never, 70 on screen. It's all I'm saying. And Teddy's like, yeah, she was tiny and had curly hair. And Denise is like, my kids need to grow up like that. Codger, so well adjusted, my kids are fucked.

She's like, she's like, you know what I mean? You're kind of be ideal. You got a famous dad in your head is screwed on right. And you could just see to read, like, touching your own head like, screws. I don't think I have screws. Do I have screws? Did you hear the poor person said I've got screws in my head?

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You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. So, so, Kyle and Lees are still talking, and Rena just sort of walks up, she saunters up, and she's like, Hi, what are you guys talking about? And Lisa's like, Oh, we're just talking about our life challenges. And when it goes, Oh, brother, I'm like, mm, not real thing to say, Rina. That was a huge groner.

Yeah. And Kyle's like, yeah, we're just talking about what she's going through. You know, and that's why we drink. That's why we drink. That's why we drink. That is funny. That is funny, Savannah. So Lisa's like trying to change the subject.

She's like, well, this is the buttler. He's going to bring his cat to my room. And then someone's like, well, this the butler is gonna bring his gonna bring his cat to my room. And then some someone's like, well, is the red allergic to cats and call goes, maybe she's allergic to dogs, which is funny, but it's also like, here we go. I want everyone to notice. This is the moment, okay, before we, before everyone jumps on the lease of interval night, random pump hatred and watch what happens here, because then it gets quiet, because they're mentioned, it's a reference to the dog so Lisa and Kyle get quiet and run as like yeah, cuz it's just with Rina Right and so then Rina's like

What's going on? Hey got quiet. What's this all about someone's not owning it baby? What happened which sure he knows what happened?? Everybody heard he knows what's going on. And Kyle's like, oh, I mean, it's not a secret. Is that a secret? I mean, it's not supposed to be a secret. He says it's not a secret. And she goes, I refuse to talk about it.

Now I don't want to talk about it. And we're in a discuss, and sucks down her drink. Yeah, and then Kyle goes, yeah, go ahead, go ahead. Then we call it just, are you still mad at her? Which is like, what she says right in front of Rina, because which is her way of like, because she knows if Rina gets a bone, no pun intended with all this dog stuff,

but like when Rina gets a bone, she's like, she's gonna go after something. And so Kyle, Kyle didn't have to say that make the dog reference, Kyle doesn't have to say, are you, Rina obviously doesn't know it, well, we think that she knew what was going on, but she's playing like she doesn't

so Kyle clearly brings this up clearly brings up are you still mad at her brings up this like oh there's an issue right in front of Rina because she knows Rina is gonna go and run with it yes and Rina is like is there a problem? haha no there's not a problem and then she tells us I don't want to talk about this there will be no winners the only reason to bring it up is to talk shit

and so Vanderpump tells Rina she's like look it's something that happened a while ago it's sold we don't need to talk about it and then she tells us there's no malintent it's just oh Dorit andit. And then Rin is like, well, cheers to keeping secrets. Wow. Wow. So here and we're off. And we're on. Exactly.

So now it's the next day. It's like 8 a.m. Teddy is doing weird things on the treadmill, which I like resent in a weird way. For some reason, I got mad when people do anything other than running straight on a room. Like, when people run the other way on a treadmill or if they do sideways. I'm so mad. I don't know why I just really bothers me. I think it's that I'm like a like at my core I'm an obedient person and so the

treadmill's like this is how you should run on me and then someone's like I'm gonna run to the side. I'm like no you are not in the spirit of the treadmill. Don't disrespect that treadmill man.'am. Yeah, treadmill wants you to run in certain direction, okay guys? Be nice to the sun. So now and Teddy are over having coffee in the room and Kyle's like, um, yeah, you know, I was talking about the leases last night and the dog came up. Yeah, I came up because you fucking brought it up. Exactly.

Thank you. Thank you. 20 times as usual Kyle. I mean, I really was hoping that the season was going to be different. We were going to have something to do. But no. Yeah, she's Lisa wouldn't wouldn't let me tell Tell Rina, you know, so then Rina walks in because they're by the way they're eating this is post-tread mill They're having their breakfast and they're like since on the coffee table. They're sitting on the floor Which is by the way? Side note. I hate I hate, I don't hate them for doing it.

I just hate when people serve me food on a coffee table and I have to sit on the floor. I don't know why it just drives me nuts. I like sitting in a chair at a table, you know? It's like not even like a snobby thing. I just feel uncomfortable sitting across like at a table, you know, so like I was already like watching this. I was like, right on the heels of that treadmill moment

and now they're sitting at a coffee table on the floor I was like this is like not very been friendly right now Thank you. Thank you. I forgive me the space to air that out. Yeah, take your time baby So we're gonna have to have the floor the reason literally have the floor the reason why this is all I can bend the floor people Get it get it But the reason why I am painting this picture is because Ritter walks in and she goes,

huh, I like that we're on the floor. I like that we're on the floor. I'm like, I guarantee she doesn't like it, but she didn't know what else to say. When they walked in, this is when she walked in, it's just like, I'm just gonna compliment the situation. Yeah, so Carol's like, well, I was just filling her in on the combo.

Will someone just tell me what's going on. Because I have no idea. No one's told me. We're totally not planning anything right now. And this is what makes me crazy. Because these fucking liars, what they're about to do, is I don't think that they're necessarily wrong these ladies. But what they're doing is just as bad.

How is it just improving? Absolutely. Oh, Vanderpump did this. So, how are we going gonna bring it up on camera? Okay, well opportune I didn't know anything and then you guys tell me and then all you know I have no problem repeating it It's like Rina. It's the same exact thing they did you last time and you're acting like you're not being manipulated at all this time Well, I think what bothers me. Yeah, what bothers me here is that so Teddy and Kyle

Finally tell Rina about what's happening and And Rina immediately is like, well, why would they bring out these dogs? So all these employees bring out those dogs. They wanted you to know at Vanderpump dogs. And Rina's basically like, well, obviously we've been saying what everyone's been saying, which is that like Vanderpump wanted to be mad at Doree, but didn't want to act mad So she basically didn't want to take responsibility for it So she had her employees to have this moment, you know, and she's manipulated the situations that way she can be like Oh, no, I'm innocent. I didn't say anything was my employees

And I'm like, that's fine and well, but this is what Kyle is doing to you right now. Kyle, because now Rinna is gonna make a big kerfuffle, and it's really Kyle is the one who, like Kyle knows this all along too, and Kyle's like, oh, I didn't think about that, you know, might make sense. Yeah, because I think they're exactly right with their saying, of course, Elise of Anderpump did that, of course she did. And so she's gonna try and make Duret look stupid,

but Duret is stupid and she shouldn't have done that. So. Yeah, and now Kyle is having Rina do her dirty work because Kyle doesn't want to be the person that says to Vanderpump, you're setting me up, you're manipulating me because she doesn't want to ruin that. So she can have Rina do her dirty work. So basically what Kyle is mad at Vanderpump for doing, she is doing with Rina, which is basically what you said and we agree and I'm angry at life.

Yes, so really it's the same situation. I fired myself up with a treadmill and now I'm in a place. Ronnie, I'm like in a state. Well, they basically that's what Rina says. She's like she's just totally good at it. So she can say, oh, yeah, I don't want to talk about it. And then they show a clip of Lisa Vanderpump going, oh, dear, I don't want to talk. And then it's like, then she just sets you up. And then she does an impersonation of Vanderpump for us and it's actually pretty good. Very crap and Zest got that.

And then Teddy is now, like now Teddy is starting to feel conflicted because she's like, hi, I'm Teddy. and my relationship with Lisa is good I mean we have a lot of common interests and they just have a flashback to Lisa going Teddy bear And then it comes back She calls me Teddy bear and I'm sort of a Teddy bear and you know we have a lot of common interests. Hi, I'm Teddy bear Yeah, I'm then here's where Teddy bear comes in and just starts going for the jugular and then it's like it's

I'm not really liking this Not only because I like Lisa Vanderpump because look we I have to say this a few times a season But I'm ready for a take down a fan of mine. I don't mind. Just get around something good and they just haven't yeah So Teddy's like well, it's awkward because our relationship is good But nobody likes to be lied to and set up. It's a scheme and it doesn't make sense. What's the scheme, Teddy? Okay. I understand you being like, don't try and blame me on camera, but no one made you go tell people. You know what I mean? The minute she told her, she turned around and started gossiping about it with Kyle on camera.

No one made you do that. You may have set the trap, but then you floundered around it, ain't it? Yeah, and what I don't understand is why worst case scenario, so, okay, so Teddy Goss was about it. Why are they mad at Lisa about this? Doreeda is the one who messed up. She messed up, I'm sorry, she messed up the rules where she signed a contract,

she's supposed to return the dog. So why is everyone upset? Like, they're upset because I guess Lisa's being inauthentic and being a manipulator, like, they're always accusing her of being, but I don't know. I kind of feel like, Lisa lost her brother and her friend did something that would make her business look really shady. I think she has a right to be upset.

And I think that like, let her act up passively. Is it really that big of a deal? I guess it's just not their thing. I mean, I think that they're absolutely right with their saying, and Vanderpump did set it up to look that way, you know. Yeah, a hundred percent, all that. But I don't really think it's everybody else's fucking fight.

I would be like, isn't that hilarious that she's doing this? Yeah. And if it's, they're all mad. And if Eddie has a problem with it, why isn't she just saying she has a problem with it until waiting till dinner in front of everybody, you know? Right. Well, you know why Teddy has a problem with it. Why isn't she just saying she has a problem with it until waiting till dinner in front of everybody? But you know,

you know why, you know why Teddy has a problem with it? Cause Kyle is in Teddy's ear and Kyle is saying things like, I just feel bad because like there are all these conversations with everyone and there's just like a lot of gossip around. Like honestly, if you didn't have someone saying that, it'd be like, this is how it would be in real life. It'd be like, oh yeah, oh yeah, Lisa still pissed. Clearly she's like, oh yeah, Lisa still pissed, clearly she's giving to read the business, but they're all like, but now because it's been framed with a, oh, I just feel bad

because now there's all this conversation. Then now everyone's like, yeah, Lisa's like, she's really being like a bitch, you know, she's not being upfront and now we're all gossiping. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know which I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. I'll reach out to the whole season of this conversation. This conversation will be ugly.

It's really hills and this bone will never be dropped. It's going to go through the entire fucking season. And I'm already kind of sick of talking about it, to be honest, like, oh my God. Like how many different ways do we need to split? I am not sick. For the record, I am not sick. No but I am not sick.

I'm excited to talk about this every single week with the Irani Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm gonna I'm gonna get I'm gonna get all fired up every week Pretty sure you'll have the opportunity. I think so too so speaking of fired up Now the ladies go off to a go off to the famous private island long K Where to read the treats like I arranged bring these women the famous private island, Long-K, where Doreet's like, I arranged to bring these women to a private island where we'll go swimming and there'll be a massage. I'm like, it's part of the hotel. It's like being like, I arranged for us to go down to the buffet because there's a buffet down. It's like, it's a feature, it's an amenity. Yes, that's what the private jet with the hotel's name

lasted on the side of it. Exactly. Doree with $5. Yeah. I'm going to amenity shame you Doree. Don't take credit for the amenity. You didn't arrange the amenity. That amenity was already there. I arranged for them all to have their bedrooms made up every single day.

Mm-hmm. Who gets a med service on vacation? Margot, that's you. Guess what I've arranged for you girls. Chocolate! If you put on your pillow every night while you're gone, you're gonna think of very debates. I was listening to this wonderful new song called

Turn Down For What, and I thought, you know what, that'd be a great idea. How about the staff turns down our beds every evening, and I thought, this is what I'm going to do for the girls. Girls, I have arranged special toilets. You'll go in them, you'll do your dirty work, then you'll press a handle and they're flushing all the way! I've arranged that for you girls. Guys, I have this great idea. If you ever wondering what to do, I've decided we're gonna have someone called a Cunciere who's downstairs and you go up to him and you say I would like to do something you have an activity for me and he'll tell you you're welcome.

I know you've seen televisions and rooms before but what I've arranged for ya is that when you turn on channel one. If you tell you what's on the tele! Oh girl! That'll rage me. PK had one of his clients do all the music that sounds like this. Da da goys We have to have an option for mannies and petty so I told the hotel Please build a spa that we can go to and get beauty features done at Other range did goys So Denise everybody's kind of laying out and Denise is being Denise She's like add them to a private island.

When I shot my playboys in the Bahamas, my parents came to take care of the kids. I'd be naked all day shooting and come home to my parents. This trip is very different. These trip is different because on this one, I'm actually face timing with my new boyfriend and we're masturbating every hour on the hour.

He's had to wipe down his phone a few times. It's been great. It's been great, great time. So they're on the island and to reach, like, nothing but the best. Nothing but first class. If you're going to do it girls, do it with someone else's credits. You can just fire Bankruptcy later! I had a man give a blowjob to a Custon's officer so we get all have Evian water guys. Guys, please drink it.

I am calling it We're on fire! Isn't this trip fire it's just fire So yeah, so van der prom and Denise go off to have a very meaningful Conversation over a massage yeah while the other girls are getting of the water imposing for pictures and yeah I mean they're having a great time. Ericka's like well I'm gonna have a suddeny unspunny. I gotta treat it right. You gotta be able to take into the wall and the rain Yeah, they're having a great time. Ericka's like, well, when you got a 70 inch ponytail, you got a Triton right, you got a Brady, you got to be able to take it in the water on the ring and a hurricane.

This is what you have to do. This is the life of a 70 inch ponytail, 70 inches. You need 70 inches in that water because guess what? There is such a thing as shrinkage. I know. Ericka's had, she's become very popular. She was popular from day one on the show, but she's always kind of struggled to find her like actual personality on a show.

And this year, I think she's just going with straight up YouTube tutorials for makeup, you know, she's just basically a drag queen. You know, I'm seven inches, it's gotta be up in the low mountains. Subscribe to like. I actually really enjoyed watching her fall like in the water, because she seemed a little bit more carefree. I felt like she was to her walls were dropping a little bit, which I enjoyed. That's always been my complaint with Erica.

I feel like she doesn't give us anything. She always has her... Walser up, walser up. And so I was happy. Yeah. So Vanderpromp and Denise are talking, and Vanderpromp's like do you have a stress for life Denise? I do For restaurants 9,000 employees stress stress stress Do you know how hard it is?

Do you know how hard it is to keep up with the restaurant when you have this so-ton unique feature called Spacers we call them specials because every night it's a different dish one night it's Patagonian toothbrush another night is Tata salmon Tata coconut Tata almond Tata So then over at the at the in the water they're like oh my god is that a jellyfish America's like no one got Bit by the thing stop building my vacation Yeah, and there's like Pianier Caladas so it and so basically yeah, so Then upstairs like Lisa and Denise talk about their adopted children and there's like Piania Caladas. So basically, yeah, so then upstairs, like Lisa and Denise talk about their adopted children and Denise's daughter, her adopted daughter

has chromosome issue and she can't talk. Say it's her bond over that. It's nice and nice to learn about Denise. And we hear that her mom died, which is sad. So we get all that stuff out, and then they come down, they join everyone. And of course, like Denise goes in and Fox and the water with everyone else at least it just sort of stands sits in a umbrella and is like oh Children go play go swim over there mommy will be right here mommy will be right here

Step seven notes come join her up in the sand. Oh Look at this little dog that just happened to cut... DREATES YOUR EX DOG LUCY LUCY GOOSEY GOOSEY DREAT, DON'T... Did you put on your SPF? I don't want to... HOWNED YOU ABOUT IT! Uh... You look like you're having so much fun with your new friends! PUPY LOVE! Oh, she's having a regular, regular, dog day

afternoon. Get it! Pause for laughs. No so they get to their outdoor lunch setup in this tent and render process. Where's the tundry? So that is how I love, I compliment people when they serve me properly. And Rinna's basically like, okay guys, I took less season off. I'm ready to get back into the mix. Okay, so everyone, let's all talk about things that we hate about each other. Okay, you start. Okay.

Yeah, she goes, let's face it. There's stuff bottled up at this table. I'm E. Kyle and Teddy aren't going to say anything, but guess who gave to the table the play, baby? Ha ha ha ha! Hi! So Camille is like, well, I mean, this could open up Pandora's box.

Uh, uh, Pandora's box. Uh, how dare you! I've been waiting for a grandchild don't make fun of me about that. No, I'm not, no, never mind. No, we don't talk about the children Camille's like well this would I have to say I Camille I flew down here to help you talk about

We didn't have a very good time Yeah, and then to be strong, that's to read I was kind of what was said to me. Oh, you know, I feel the cut fitness when you were very upset about it and out it. Yeah. Mm-hmm. All right, my ladies. Yeah, so basically she's ready to get shit started and no one cares about Camille

stupid not being able to get over whatever from last year. So to reach just like, thank you for your kindness, Camille. Nah, to be my children, get along. So we're back. And Denise goes, you can just get me. All right. Just come back to me the night before we leave. Yeah. And run is like, okay. Who's next? Who's next? Um, let's see, could it be Lisa Vanderbake? Lisa Vanderbake? Is it next? Lisa Vanderbose? Okay.

Well, I'm just glad to be amongst friends. I do have something to say and I don't want to get emotional. We've talked about it. Kyle. Kyle's like, what did we talk about it? So just see how that day comes to top. Erica, when you texted me a couple of lines, and a guy's like, I didn't talk about this with you. Yeah, I can't. Kyle's mad that she's getting dragged into it. Yeah. And then we see a clip of Vanderbomb being like,

it hurt my feelings that I only got a couple of lines from Erica, where are you? Well, in the world is, where are you? Where in the world is Erica? That is my best dog. Oh, cut me to the core. Yeah, she basically listed one of these things, which is like, I mean, I just wish that you'd call me, given that you're so familiar with Nanny K and such.

I thought that maybe that benevolence would be extended to me and my time of need and I was like, Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no So, how does it work? So, Kippin! Don't get your hair out cut up a little tornado, and if you do, make sure you can take it. Subscribe and like! You know how hard it is to take a 70-year-old's trap like. Do you know how hard it is to take a 70-inch ponytail and dip it in some ink and write a letter with it? It's hot and personal.

Well, it's just that I've seen your music video and you were on a bed with other girls and you're underwear Tooking on a phone! I figured you could at least use that telephone to call me! It was very personal for me that note. I ended it with sincerely and that's not an easy word for me as well. And I love that we got a screenshot of the note. This show is so fucking funny because I R.K. took a picture of this note. So she tells us look, I'm rather past. I didn't feel comfortable calling. So I wrote a note. It was from the hot. It was from the desk of Erica Gerardi's high. All right. I wanted to know. I want to know. Hey, I'm thinking

of you. All right. And I never know anyone to act this way. Your condolence, no one good enough. Yeah, fucking kid me. Will said, I came with a heart when I said to whom it may concern, Colin. That was a very personal moment for me. I'll watch Mikey right back with his hands. No, tell me it wasn't personal. I had to tell him five times stop writing yaw But I'm just saying that's how I felt and shit yeah Like she's over it and then there's like this awkward silence and Rinna's like

To criticize someone for sending a sympathy card. I mean, that's so weird to think I've ever heard. Okay, but no one teaches you how to agree by a guess. Well, I mean, we're in this space, it's like, that was really great. But it wasn't when I was expecting, but it was great, special bonus. It's like an Easter egg. But I mean, I think though ultimately, okay, so,

I'm guessing that's the bend change. The tone of his voice, he's gonna wane on something. But I mean, I think it was really lovely that Erika sent a note. But at the same time, I also feel like, you know what, people, you know, I don't think that Lisa should have held that against her,

but I also feel like Erika should not have held at Lisa's reaction against her because I actually agree with what Rina said, which is that people do grieve in weird ways. And even Lisa said it's like, you know, sometimes I'm just like needier than I am normally. So I kind of feel like they're both kind of right in case anyone wondered. I don't know if anyone wondered, but if anyone wondered, that's what I think. It's so bander pump too, because then they even showed the clip of her doing it last year where she's like, oh

Remember you'll never call to me or you only send me a text Yeah, and at least at this point now Erica's pissed off. She's like she's like Lisa's like let's move on Can we are cuz like well don't bring it up again. I wake up move on But I will defend myself to the fucking bone, okay? Don't make me out to be the bad guy, okay? I'm the good guy who has beautiful stationery, okay? Yeah, I'm not a bad guy, and this bad guy has a perfect ponytail. Look at me in any weather, right? Last time I checked, there's a bad guy, push away.

T-Cup, constantly, I don't think so. Oh, I guess I just did it. Never mind. See it if she tells us if you thought I was cold before hell else from the rubber honey like okay everybody calm down I'm actually on Eric aside with this you know like don't try and make me look like some asshole at a group dinner on yeah no I I am on I ultimately I do land there but I do feel I just feel like it's a new one situation I need to stand up for all the sides that I felt were important to here. Yeah, it's just like, God, does it have to be this huge? And she goes, well, I'm going to have to connect with you privately and she goes, exactly,

she goes, exactly, and here we are, I guess, but we're not privately. Or I have the island, maybe. Do I gotta get more specific? I'm at off camera and not trying to embarrass me to find a bunch of bitches You don't know what to do with the mother tales. Yeah, and I loved that Erica took that photo of the The car because at first I was like why the fuck does Eric? Why does she take a picture of this car? That's kind of like weird like she's like oh, I'm taking a picture of it And then when she's like I'm sort of you said before, she took a picture of it

because she knew that Peter Pobb used it against her. I was like, oh, okay, that's actually brilliant, you know? Yeah, because she knew. You think the picture would you know, you deal with someone's slippery. Oh, yeah, what's someone who got a sub-seveling in Spongebob, not on Sam? So Kyle, I mean, so furious.

She's like pushing her dessert away. And then, come here, it's like, her dessert away. And then came me outside. But I think it's great for you to come on this trip. Lisa America's like, yeah, you know what? You're saying very sad to me. Out of that, you'd want your peace to quiet. Did it bother you that I just pushed a cheek up in a hustle way. A bother you didn't do it.

Did it? Just say it. So then Kyle, of course, is like Lisa Lisa, well you always have us to support you because I'm your best friend and I would never accuse you of manipulating a situation with your employees. I would never do that. Maybe someone else at the table would want to do that though. Huh?

Rina? Rina? Yeah. Rina's like, I've done my part, baby. Waiting for the talking stick. Okay. So Vanderprombs, like, stopping kind to me, please, stopping kind to me.

Oh. Yeah. I love you, and you did nothing wrong. And Erica's like, I know, I didn't have nothing wrong. All right, we can stop now. Come on. She gives her, and then it air cuz like well, baby It's a come on Erica yeah, I'm too

So then they've decided to be happy again and America's like well, it's funny I want them needs to have a bond moment to these come out of the water walk out the water do it do it and Jesus like Jesus Christ Christmas Jones and even come out of the water But I guess it gigs again. Okay. Here we go lights camera action walking out the water I think I stepped on a sea urchin play right through it play over your professional Denise your professional God damn it God damn it Stamped on a Portuguese man a war

so then to read and Lisa are in their room and you know Lisa's like I was emotional what an asshole. Secure of the standard. It's like me when I had to give you all beautiful little animal. Which that kind woman. So yeah so Denise is meanwhile going to an existential I'm a new, a sense of sleep. I'm more! So yeah, so Denise is me and while going to an existential crisis as she tries to figure out what to wear for dinner, she's like, well, I got some sweat pants. I got a t-shirt that says, one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Huh, that might not work. All right, maybe I'll wear, I'm with stupid. Okay, so then we go over to Erica getting glammed up again. And Rinna comes by and she's wearing a pantsuit. That's all like flower patterns, like pantsies and stuff like that. She's like, ah, hi, a bunch of flowers. Oh, by the way, Ronnie, we have to also mention,

at least I wanna mention how much I've really enjoyed the Twitter view that has erupted between Harry and Michael at Sheridan. That, I wasn't expecting it, and I really appreciate it. Yeah, that has been golden. Michael at Sheridan keeps dissing Rinne. She's like, well, Glad you found happiness with a housewife, bad. If those of you who don't know what this fight is,

I don't have it pulled up in front of me to you No, but I just remember that Harry Hamilton was like Well because Nikolai Shardin goes fake news I broke up with Harry nose to nose it wasn't like I didn't go and like cheated on him with Michael Bolton And he's like well a fake news or she said like, knows if you call like going after the Hollywood bull and like see big Michael Bolton while I was up in Canada as knows to knows that I guess it was knows to know. So he said something like that.

Yeah, she's like, uh, I mean, Michael Bolton was an old family friend. He was at our wedding. I don't think that makes it better. Nicolet Michael Bolton. She's like, why would you be surprised? I fuck Michael Bolton. He was at our wedding. And then here is like, uh, yeah, that wasn't fake news.

You know, who finds out like that? And then C wrote back another bitch. He's terrible. It's gonna talk about it. We should be able to talk to each other. We're really ill informed. But the point is it was a go look it up. It's a Twitter feud.

That's like very inconsequential to the world. So it just really feels good. It's like very inconsequential to the world. So it just really feels good It's like just just eat your popcorn and enjoy it. Yeah, so Erica's in her room with our gay So when Rina comes in they're like yeah And Rina immediately you know they immediately start talking about the big drama and Erica's like Oh, I still don't really understand what happened in lunch, but I took a screenshot of that damn note slippery bitch. Yeah

So yeah, I'm just running of course loves she loves that so now it's dinner time They go to restaurants Cleo, which is hilarious because it's a Cleo here in LA I'm like you flew across the country basically like a cross North America to go to a restaurant You could have gone to one third street so they're all like like, I'll have a Jasmine Margarita. I'll have a Jasmine Margarita. Just like, oh my god, Jasmine Margaritas. I'll have a Kevin one in soda with three lemon. The Bulblum. So they're just like making small talk and Teddy is saying how like she was supposed to be named Baby Doll and when Doreet hears that she's like, baby doll! At least maybe a child after a car something important. So, we're gonna say, uh, to read, uh, let's go to the bathroom because Kyle, he's gonna

really come for Vanderpump right now. We need this all warmed up before we get back to the table, baby. Yeah. So they go off. And since they're gone, Kyle now makes her move. She's like, I just feel weird about all the side conversations about the dog. I'm like, you're the one having the conversations. You, it's been you. If you're feel weird about it, stop talking about it.

Like literally only you, you stupid. So Eric is like, I don't want to know this. I do not want to know this. And Vanderpump's like, I'm ready with Doreet. And's already with Dorit and Teddy's like, yeah, but does she know that we all know? Yes, what she knows that you know. And so Eric is like, Oh, what about the people are coming back to the table. Let us change

our conversation. Yeah. And so Teddy doesn't stop because obviously they want this fight. Like it's pretty obvious. They all want this fight to happen right now. So Teddy's like, well, I'm anxious about it today. And man, they're probably like, we even solved it. But I don't want to be in a truthful to

do read because our kids got along really well. And that were best friends. Yeah. And as she's like, yeah, basically John Blizzard or John, the other John, John Gay or John Blizzard, both they pranced out Lucy in front of us and they told us that like basically what happened to Rita, you know, and like I would never do anything to Rita. And I don't know, just like, that's like okay, this is like making a whole thing out of nothing truly. Yeah.

And then of course, to Rita. Oh, I'm your friend, Lisa. And gets all upset. Lisa already told you all of this. Yeah. So we've been vandered from, like, oh, I, well, I didn't know that Teddy would leave that gossiping about it.

Yeah. So Teddy said he's like, I think I see an LVP problem. Like you're just like making your friends look bad, but keep your hands clean. Like, hi, I'm Teddy, but really? Hi, I'm Teddy, you you know so Rina is like now blood in the water she's like been waiting she had like a she had like a season of hibernation and she's like Lisa you should have protected the

re-period end of story exclamation point exclamation point ta ta ta ta ha ha ta ta ta end of story ta ta da, next chapter. Here we go, da da da da. Oh please, I have 400 employs. I can't be responsible for everything they do in say. Have you seen Vanderbump rules?

Yes, you can. Vanderbump dogs, baby. That's what it says on the store, friend. Hi, do you recognize this dog? Does this dog look familiar to you? Come on, baby. Yeah, now Lisa is that's bullshit. Like Vanderpom, like 400 employees, they can't be responsible.

I'm like, if you're in a store with two employees and one of them is a very senior employee and you're about to shoot, you tell them, don't you dare bring this up otherwise you're fired. That's what you do. It's like actually really not hard. And it's holding the puppy. I mean, come on. Yeah. Exactly. And so, it's a Lisa's like, what have I done? I tried to protect a wheat. If to re-tender it properly,

there wouldn't be the scenario. Which is also, by the way, true. You know, not maybe about the protecting, but like, you know, let's not forget why this scenario exists. Okay. So Teddy's like, well, the only thing I ever said was what inter-feel comfortable, you know, Telling me, yeah, what was happening while it was happening and to read it's like, what I did and she goes well the day after It's not mad, but it did happen afterwards not mad at all. She's my best friend, but she was very irresponsible afterwards Yeah, and she's like, but Lucy, Lucy, Lucy, Lucy, Lucy. She hit, she bit my children. Okay, you know, I'm not even doubting that that happened, but has anybody ever had a puppy?

That's true. Puppy is like sit there and bite your hands. Like that's how they play with you. And they, yeah, exactly. And I mean, you know what? Like the puppy saw PK recognize, you know, a threat to his existence. And I mean, you know what? Like, the puppy saw a PK, recognized, you know, a threat to his existence, and it's like, no, I'm gonna bite it. So, Doreet's like, listen, guys, I gave it to what I believed.

What's a wonderful home, because Lucie bit my children, and was a savage, savage dog, and possibly had babies, and was very dangerous, so I thought, you know what I'm going to do? Give it to some other children instead Yeah, I'm doing this is like I'm lost These bitches are fighting and bad I can't follow at all Oh, she just like takes a shot at tequila. Come here. I was like oh, it's okay. It's basically a dog issue And it's dog issue. It's a dog is it's like a dog

One dog was given to someone else. Someone else to go cut down it a dog, it's a dog. Like a lot of dogs. And one dog was given to someone else. God damn it. Someone else to go. God damn it. Yeah, it's just shit. And you know, it's so upsetting. What? So Eric, it goes, I know the reason that was good,

because she told me about it. I'm like, yeah, she told you about it way after that happened. And she knew she was already caught on camera first of all Like she did not give this dog away No, it was put in a wedge in your relationship, which no one is said, you know This fight it's already so out of hand. Yeah, and My friend I tried to stop it which is so Vanderpump too

Exactly and Doree because the basic knowns owning up to their shit And Doree, because the basic knowns are owning up to their shit. So Doree does like, I, I'm somehow villainized in this. It's like, yeah, you were villainized when you sent a biting dog to an innocent family instead of back to Bandarpom pets as per the rules of your contract, with your husband who is a man, talent manager, and who is allegedly trained in reading the fine print and contrast because that is his profession for the past 20 years. Apparently neglected to see the thing where it said a $5,000 penalty. Okay. And also, this is their second dog that they got from Vanderpump heads. So I guess they took the first one back properly and not this

one, which I learned from Guess who? So so Medea, the trickiest housewife of all. So, Rinna's like, oh, Vanderpump, you should have shut him up. He's your employee, okay? Now, you've gone to Teddy, to Kyle, and it sounds like a fucking setup. That's what it is. Oh, yeah.

And Vanderpump's like, oh, you kidding me? No, I'm not kidding. Yeah. And she's like, I'm a little worried about her. I mean, people say she's manipulative, but this is just so fucking obvious. She's fucking slipping. She's excited. Rinna is so excited and I'm excited for Rinna. I'm excited. She's like she I'm so happy to have this Rinna back. Like it makes me so thrilled.

Even though I'm not necessarily on Rinna's side with this. I'm just so thrilled to have like Rinne is during the pop because she's so good at it. She is so good at it. So Territz like, well you know with who well she starts to go into this big sob story. And Fanner pumps like, I don't believe for a second that you are guilty of giving the dog to someone you thought wouldn't be a good home for them. And so everybody's quiet because however, it's like, oh, and then the music's like, don't don't don't don't don't don't. It's like it's all went along as to pause and you should have given the dog back to me. And it's like, oh, I agree! Yeah, when she starts to cry, Starts to cry. When Lisa didn't even say anything that was damning or nasty, it was like, you should've given the dog back

because that was what was in the contract, you know? So now, Teresa starts to cry and they all gather around to read. And she's like, she's my friend. I was like, oh my God. You were not the victim in this. You messed up. She she is your friend. You made her business look bad.

This is so funny though, everybody's acting. Carls like to read everyone knows you're a good person. Do you hear me? And it's like, I am so sorry to read. You don't deserve this baby. No one deserves this. You beat no one deserves. No one deserves a casual reprimand for violating a contract with your

own dog adoption agency no one deserves that the vandipocus wise to read upset now Teddy goes oh she's pretending to know not to know what to read subset and Erica goes I like to say it's a surprise but I'm not the human life is already said you don't have a 70 inch ponytail and get shocked by things like this. That's one thing. That's for sure So then it's like that is a big trail, baby Yeah, and cause like I love Lisa, but I'm like not blind to this Whatever it's like Kyle is like really laying out. Kyle's doing exactly what Lisa's doing I'm not saying that Lisa's innocent Lisa Lisa is for sure manipulating a situation. Like for sure

She set up that situation and and for sure she could have told her employees fucking John Blizzard. Who is that anyway? You know, but So yeah, it's so Lisa's like the words should never have left John Blissett's mouth ever ever ever And also I had no idea that teddy bear would be gossiping gossipy was the teddy bear. Oh is it Teddy Roxpin? Pull the cordon that can any Roxpin speak I Like that Denise just tells it like it is to I'm really liking Denise I know that she's a little lukewarm for people But I'm loving her because she tells fan to them. She's like, yeah, you know that never should have left your employees fucking mouth I agree with that. Maybe she's like, okay, I agree with that

Teddy's a call shop and Teddy's like don't turn it around on me make me try and look bad You know, it's how he did it how he told me how he told us and do because exactly that's an agenda Yeah, God, I never told a soul and by soul. I mean so suck. I never announced it at one of my rides I like Kyle do that after I told her on camera Yeah, it's not fair to me and I don't deserve to be a scapegope At which point Rina just like lies don't climb back in her chair And it's just like gives this proud triumph and smirk. I loved point, Rina just like lies, don't climb back in her chair and just like gives this proud triumph and smirk. I loved it. It was just a fun episode. I know I'm fired up.

I'm fired up. I'm really genuinely fired up. I think thank you for everyone who dealt with me being fired up because it's going to happen a lot more as we said earlier like you're gonna hear me being very very fired up about something That's very very inane very stupid which is totally real house was a Beverly Hills I mean last year last fights and time fights and this year it I don't who brought out the dog on purpose fight. Yeah, exactly exactly So everyone thanks so much for listening today. Tomorrow we are back with Real Housewives of New Jersey. I'm very excited to see how this fabulous reunion is going to shape up tonight.

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