Watch What Crappens - RHOBH Reunion 1: Bad Grammer

Episode Date: July 17, 2019

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I gotta do one. Thank you for reminding me, Ronnie. Gonna get caught up in a cameo. I know, gotta say happy birthday to people, Kai. So here we are at the real house where I was the Beverly Hills reunion. How have been so hurt and trampled? What? What an eventful reunion where so much happened and there was so much tension

and things that I will hear, things that I heard that I will never unhear. Wow, what an hour, what an hour for Beverly Hills. Well, you know, especially after they keep plugging it like it is, you know, like Kyle goes on press circuits and is like, Oh, the season got so amazing after Vanderpump left there's so much drama. Oh wait, you see, when she see the reunion and Andy's like, it was why? Oh, that's the craziest thing you've ever listen fucker, okay? I'm so sick of falling for this every time because I actually was like Something's gonna happen the most exciting thing to, and this is how sad the reunion is,

the Andy has to show an Instagram live with Cooper Andersen Cooper. Okay, that's how sad this reunion is. We want you people. When it opened with that, I was like, okay, this reunion is fucked. Oh, I mean, next week does look good. It looks like there's a lot of chamelefiting, but for sure, based on this season,

we knew this was like a, especially if Lisa Vanderpum's not going to be there. We knew this is really a two episode reunion at best. So they had to basically fill it for an hour, and they filled this first hour. And I'm actually a little thankful because I hate when they frontload the reunion with like good stuff, and then we have an hour of like filler because that happens a lot in the third hour, they bring it back to good stuff. At least we got the filler out of the way. Hopefully, although in Beverly Hills,

are you ever through the filler, ever? No, and not only did it start with Anderson, it started with who I like Anderson. It's just sad that you have to start a reunion by calling your friend on Instagram, of being like, well, this is a great reunion. You know, ever since literally in bed going, wow, really?

Wow. Like I'm covering 10 wars right now, okay? Can you not try and make me think that this is exciting? And they're like trying desperate lead a tease, the idea that Lisa Vanderpump might show up. And it starts in that conversation with Anderson Cooper where Anderson Cooper is like, so Lisa Vanderpump might show up and it starts in that conversation with Anderson Cooper, where Anderson Cooper's like, so Lisa Vanderpump, she's not there,

she wasn't there at all today, maybe like a little bit, she's gonna maybe show up a little bit, Andy Cohen just does this face like, I don't know, I can't say, we're like, she said she wasn't gonna be there. He's like, this is major. There's things happening Cooper, there's things happening like, this is major. There's things happening Cooper. There's things happening here. This is major. And he's like, there's trouble of foot. He's like, there's trouble of foot.

Maybe she'll be. I'm like, you're such a creepy pirate right now. Like, it's bad enough when the camera is 10 feet away from you. Please get that phone out of your face. I know, exactly. So then we see like a trailer for the reunion which just is like it opens with Kyle saying I paid the ultimate cost I'm like quiet Kyle stop that of course she would say that she paid the ultimate cost Doesn't pay the ultimate cost for anything. She has faith resnic do her designing, okay? That's like literally the cheapest you can get. Yeah, the exact opposite of ultimate cost is fair-resync designs. So let's see, yeah, Kyle's like the ultimate victim. That's all I wrote down from the trailer.

She said that and I was like, I'm not gonna take notes on this trailer. I'm already mad. I'm mad at Kyle. I wrote, does Google get money from this? Because the opening shot is a close-up of somebody googling something. And it's like, our H-O-B reunion.

Okay, here's the results list. Lane, boring, the address is shut up. Yeah, the address is. Tennis balls are in. Those are the top results from Ronnie.com. So then after the trailer is done and the reunion starts, we have a little bit of the pre-show pampering, not that much, surprisingly.

It pretty much just comes down to running going, hi, hi, mid-a-wig. I'm a wig. Yeah, the new addition to Rena's personality. Like, now she's admitting to wearing wigs and it's so freeing that she, it's like, you know, when you come out of the closet really late and then it's like, I'm gay.

Hi, Ronnie. How are you doing today? Gay. How are you? You know, Rinna came out of the closet for being a wig wearer so late in life that that's all she can talk about lately. It's like, Rinna, you've worn a wig for like literally two decades, okay? Can we stop pretending that you just found a wig?

I love her new wig. I think that's a really great look on her. I mean, I know she has her like signature like Rina Shag Which is fine if it makes her happy, but I just really like this one a lot more. I have to say I'm I am pro I'm pro new wig Yeah, I like the new wig too and shockingly enough. It doesn't look like a wig It doesn't look as much like a wig is her real hair Which is funny because if her like I mean, that's always the big thing.

Like, is it a real hair or not? So if it is her real hair, I love that her real hair looks like a wig, but her wig looks like her real hair. Wow, what is life? What is life? Seriously. This thing just got very, very in Williamson right now. Okay.

Wow. They enter the stage doing what they do. When there's a wig just caught up New Zealand and said, girlfriend, you're no longer the safest country for a child. It's gonna be America once I'm president. Listen, Kim. They're like, Kim, Kim Richards is here. No, Kim Jong-al, listen.

Can we just hug? Okay. Hugs. That's gonna solve everything. This is Mary Wigman's in. Sorry, I really don't know what happened. Okay, I forgive you for those nuclear weapons, Kim. For Kim, you.

We're people doing cocaine in your palace. We're people doing nukes in your bunker, Kim. Yeah. So, yes, we start how everybody they always start these episodes. They walk into a room going, you look so good. Wow, I love your dress. I love your dress. I love your dress. I love your trees. And Doreet is in, you know, a whole pile of metal just like daring anybody from the TSA to fuck with her. Yeah, she has like, you know, she's taken clips. So I mean speaking Mario Maker, like one thing that's really fun in Mario Maker is that you can take, you know, you got this blank canvas, right?

And you can just fill the screen up with like, 55 question boxes or like a million Koopa Troopers. And it's like someone played Mario Maker with hair clips on to read's head. She's like, she's basically like, guys, a virginy old boy designed my head today just put nothing but clips on my head and that's the liberty of Doreet maker. Hey Doreet, what do they call that hairstyle? Who the tree did? I mean it did sort of look like dry bones.

Yeah, um, so then Eric is like, hey, you know that you should drink a cup of water? Go back to your point from a few seconds ago where you said, it's just everyone's saying, oh, I love your dress. I love your dress. I love your dress. You're like a Bravo editor. You're like five seconds ago. Five seconds ago, Randall said, just after we put Marion Williamson's soul into Lisa Rina's wig and had our solved diplomatic crises in the North Korean situation. No, you, when you said like, oh, I love your dress, I love your dress. You know, it's, it's sort of like actually, like, that's actually like a microcosm of what's what's kind of wrong with a show these days. There's a lot of like, every scene that feels

like they are just jerking each other off over what they're wearing, you know? Like, remember when they were in France and every single time they come down to Stereocates, wow! Oh my god, I love that dress I love that dress, you know like I don't think any other franchise is really as much like that like maybe on Atlanta You or you might get like a little comment, but they it's like I think this show like we're supposed to just be blown over by the glam on Display and it's nice, but that's not what we're here for. I'm sorry, so I don't know Money talks wealth whispers. You know what I mean like I get in your clothes are expensive I don't need you to tell me okay the fun of it is when you pretend that you don't know

Yeah, you know you're just so rich. You don't even have to care It's not when you're like oh my god So yeah, and they do it every episode But I guess it's better because like what are they supposed to do talk about their real lives? I mean it's a reality show that can't just come on like hey your house looks bankrupt Please look at real fun to read has that look fashionable. Yeah Million that is a boy the girl now that being said speaking of fashion I was actually surprised that Erica was like a bit understated for her normal look, I think, right?

She was sort of like a very standard blue thing. She looked like she was about to go to a formal, like a function with like to honor meeting an insurance goal or something like that, you know? I was surprised. I was just surprised for her, like, see, new sister miss is jurari look yeah exactly was very like the very sort of like print of a surprise well she doesn't really have to fight for attention with anybody this reunion that's true

that's true okay so since i'm sure no one is sick of us talking about vandorpound let's move on to vandorpound cuz that's all we talk about this entire fucking reunion. Okay. Um, now I would like to say, fuck off, Vanderpump. You should be at this reunion. Yeah. Sex that you're not here, you're a total pussy for not coming, and you kind of deserve

what you get in this reunion. Uh, you know what? I actually have to agree, and I was thinking back on it. One thing that people have been saying, something that we've said, and everyone I've really talked about the show, people keep sort of cringing and saying is it bad that I'm kind of liking to read now and the reason why people are liking to read is because honestly with Vanderpump gone the reason is just being able to be like silly and fun and it's been no problem and the truth is in the first half of the season I was getting so mad at to read because to read was acting

like such a big victim when she was the one who really messed up this whole dog thing that kicked this off. And the truth is that by Vanderpump leaving, the story did not become about the dog. The story became about Vanderpump and ultimately Vanderpump lost that one. And as much as I was looking for her. She lost it because she didn't show up. She lost it. She lost. She lost. She lost. She Totally lucked out by just having other people fight around her and her not having to do anything. Yeah, I know. A lot of the reads have become winnable. Yeah. Yeah. She got that lucky, that lucky, she just fell into it, I think, where

she didn't have to come, you know, she didn't have to fight all season long about someone's vagina or somebody being late or her being late to somebody's lunch or whatever, which is, you know, normally de-reach things. She just got to sit back and smile through the pain, which was, you know, it was funny because she caused it, but it's amazing that you can still like, get worked up over this and have people online will still fight to the death over this. And I have to say, as much rage as I've had this season, I'm just kind of like, I'm not even going to rage about it anymore because you should just fucking showed up. And I'm, I'm, I season, I'm just kind of like, I'm not even gonna rage about it anymore, because you should just fucking show up. And I'm not that angry.

I agree. You've rooted for you, I've rooted. No, I, you know what Ronnie, I totally agree. You know, we were rooting for her. It's not even an issue of rooting. It was more just like, I thought that Lisa had more of the better winning argument, and I thought there was more hypocrisy going on

with everyone else than with Lisa, and we would always said, we we believe that Lisa was for sure Trying to set up that scene and that was never a question But the punishment outweighed the crime and There are just the hypocrisy that they the rest of the group had we're in the whole radar online thing And you know I have my conspiracy theory that it's Kyle all along. I don't know But that being said I mean we can be on Lisa's side, but then she has to be on our side too. She, like, if we're there, we're there.

I'm just so young, girl. Yeah, and like, and the people, the people have been vocal for months now. Okay, it's not like Lisa was like, oh, if I had known that I had the support I would have shown up, she knew she should have done it. It was a, it was lame and she lost my respect. I meant she's doing things like tweeting Oh Jesus palace at Jesus palace. Thank you for the amazing opening. I wish that Bravo hadn't edited it all out Well, you've got to show up. This is yeah, so you know She said that she was filming the whole season and she's gonna be in the rest of the season because she did keep shooting

But she just kept shooting her like charity parties and shit like that and that's not why you know you have to yeah okay that's enough that's a dead horse maybe that's maybe that's maybe that's why she didn't show up because she was shooting and she was like oh well I'm not gonna shoot the other women but I'll still be on the show I then when bravo doesn't show it because they're like no you're getting punished right now and she's like fuck them so maybe that maybe there was some meta some meta shit going on with Lisa and actual bravo not so much even the women yeah so then we start with Lisa of course so and he's like someone is missing Lisa van der Pum told her reporter she won't be attending or returning next season this reminds me of do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do aggressive this time. So then we see the clips of that. Adrian Maloo's final act as a housewife is not showing up tonight.

Lisa, what do you think about that? And of course, Lisa is so, I mean, it's so perfect. She's like, well, if you sign up to do a reality show, you have to be prepared to open up your life. Unless you are stabbed in the back in the front on the side by your so-called girlfriends And Brandy, all Brandy did, innocent little Brandy, Glantvin or Vanvin who's never done anything to anybody All she did was showcase that Adrian consistently lied

And it's a mistake as well because she leaked stories to Ritoro line that she quit And I believe that she want, you know, uh, oh, and I believe she wanted to stay so she could have, she should have cleared up the mass of the dog. Yeah, she should have, she should have showed up to clear up the mass of the dog, which is, I don't remember it being exactly that it was because Adrian was selling stories. And I guess it was because Adrian was accusing Vanderpump of selling stories.

And then Vanderpump was accusing Maloof of selling stories. And then it turned out chefump of selling stories. And then Vanderpump was accusing Maloof of selling stories. And then it turned out, Chef Bernie was selling stories. But then there was also that controversy where basically Brandy, I think that famous thing, the bomb she dropped at lunch, they could never air it, but I think it was, I think what it was was that they had their Adrian's kids, they had a surrogate for their kids perhaps. I'm not sure. And so it was just like this whirlwind of stuff. And Adrian just did not show up. Although it was so sad for Adrian because at least a Vanderpump went down

and blazed of glory. You know, Adrian just, it's like, oh, you're not showing up, really? Mm. Okay. Yeah. So, Carl's like, well, she gave that interview to say she quit because she knew she didn't show up.

You'd fire her so she was preemptively, you know, quitting so that you couldn't fire her, you know, and do you think I wanted to show up when what was she talking about the horrible thing that happened to Kyle? Well, before just before that Andy goes when they come out of the flashbacks, Andy goes, if Adrian's last act as a housewife was not showing up to the reunion, it seems though Lisa's final act as a housewife was telling a reporter she wasn't showing up and then not coming Which was his way of being like you didn't even fucking tell us first? That was his way which I was like I really enjoyed the pettiness of that moment Yeah, she was saying that she didn't want She didn't have been saying for months. She wasn't gonna go. Yeah, but so Kyle had said that, when she said about Kim,

she's like, I was crying so hard, I was hyperventilating. That was 2011, I think that was at that Kingsley moment, when they were having a fallout about the dog maybe. There was the issue. Oh, Kyle. I love the girls. I love the girls, always a bigger fucking victim than anybody in the world.

So she's like, I didn't want to be there that day, but I did. I was hyperventilating. Like you're always hyperventilating. Okay. You hyperventilated fucking crosswalks Kyle. Also, claiming Lisa doesn't, being mad at Lisa today doesn't mean that I'm not more mad at you. You set Kyle. Okay. I don't care who calls you the queen. You suck. You don't get bonus points just because you have a compulsion to be on TV. Sorry. Yeah, you're the worst queen of all housewives shows. You're the queen of the worst season of all housewives. Congratulations, you win Highlighter Dress.

Yeah, like I'm not gonna spoil Game of Thrones, but basically, there are a lot of parallels between Kyle getting the throne and whoever gets the throne getting the throne. Know what I'm saying? Big letter. Yeah, there's not much to do. Like literally yeah, a game of phones

So yeah, so Andy's like anore statement. She said she had no inclination to reunite with the women who were harassing her And they all start laughing Yeah, although that you can very easily DreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamDreamD up the glass window and their glass wall and chuck stones out and then close the glass all very quickly. Yeah, we play Stone Racketball in our glasses, okay. So then, radar online also had this quote that said, a source close to Lisa says that she is being burned at the stake, nailed to the cross, and stoned by her co-stars all at the same time. to the cross, and stoned by her co-stars all at the same time, but Lisa always wins. I'm like, okay, thanks very much,

John Sessa and a groucho, Mark's mustache. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha burns at the stake, nailed at the cross and stoned at the same time. Happy birthday to me. Our close source to Lisa wearing a shirt that's too tight and strange filler in the face and way too much lip gloss with a suspicious advanced degree says that Lisa has been nailed at the cross and burned at the stake. The young version of Scrooge McDuck came into pain. Yeah, you know what? I'm mad at a lot of people this season. I feel like the season wasted a lot of my time, but I'm not mad at anybody that I am at John Cesset.

I fuck that guy. Talk to John Cesset. Yeah, fuck that guy. He ruined everything for me. So Ericka, what do you think about it? He goes, get off the cross when they the wood. And I was like, well, that's about as original as anything you've ever done. So congratulations.

I mean, it was like a fun line and everyone's like, Oh, but then I was like, what's the line mean to you or something? Let me see what it's from. Is it off the cross we We need the word. I'm gonna go glamp again. It's the debuse studio album by Firewater released on October 22nd 1996. Obviously. I mean for all of us were fireheads we knew that already. Quote by Tori Amos oh Well, you know now I'm not so I mean I think that's kind of cool that she decided to quote Tori Amos as as a rebuke

I like Tori Amos release. I did back in the day Well, what about it? It's not liking or not liking Tori Amos okay? Mr. Charade God for probably just don't come through. Yeah, and then chaos. That's an Erica Jane. That's an amazing. I know, I realized I was subject to subject

to talk about the financial industry, something, anything, anything. I was like, this yes and experience is going to be very short lived. I was like, I'll just do one token to her aim oaths and move on. No, I was always like, why are you so angry with your fucking, your fucking plaid and your, your toothpick eye? Like she had bowling alley eyeliner, you know?

I used to work with this girl at the bowling alley who was like, just, like, ah! She was like, one of those Tori-Amos girls. She's just like, ah! Fuck you, man! It's like, hey, when you wreck those balls, like, one of the pins got stuck on lane 16. She was like, fuck you. How about that? How about you to rack the fuck you? It's like oh Jesus, Jenny. My dominant Tori Amos feeling is that when I was when I was 18 I was an intern at late night with Conan O'Brien and the music

Booker. She's always really surly. And her name is Debbie Sunshine, which is hilarious. And I just remember Debbie Sunshine, she was like, you know, I hate Tori Amos. She's the worst. She's so difficult. So that's not good. I always think about is like really surly Debbie Sunshine, hating Tori Amos, because Tori Amos is really difficult, which makes me wonder, does that mean Tori Amos is really nice? Or is she even worse than Debbie Sunshine? I don't know. I don't know. You know, people like Debbie Sunshine are just like upset because they're really raw and they feel people's real personalities Okay, and I don't trust anybody named Sunshine. What it I'm sorry if anybody is listening to this name Sunshine or Debbie Sunshine herself is listening, but I don't and there's this girl on Bravo on that show best room wins

Name Sunshine and she's like my name is sunshine I'm really funny. I was like who told you that and why did you name yourself sunshine? face I was so glad to see lost okay, spoiler alert the point is Andy's like Kyle a source also a source that rhymed with Lawn messa said a source that rinded with uh... lawn messa said was always wins kyle what do you think of that kyle's like uh... no that was a big mistake she made because you know she

should have showed up we would have loved to work through it we would have right ladies and i right now yeah and by the way for the record kyle is still bring around that and the box of the liblonics for Lisa's birthday This past aggressive birthday present that she's even brought to the reunion She's like well if she doesn't come I'll just have it delivered you should have delivered months ago. Okay, please You're gonna be pretty good around the next car. Yeah, they're like what's inside? I'm like do you guys not understand this cast Understand that brand name on the ribbon come on

has not understand this cast understands that brand name on the ribbon. Come on. Do you think it's like like a like Milano cookies? I mean, Milano Blonics. Okay, it's see monkeys. Yeah. It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a Scotch guard. It's some package Scotch guard in an old Milano Blonics box. There's a fucking phony and and her. It's like, but I don't think she's even capable of agreeing to disagree. Well, yeah, because she would be agreeing to say that she sold stories to radar online. Yeah.

It yet, like that you don't just agree to disagree on that. You either did it or you didn't do it. Yeah, exactly. So Teddy's like, well, first and foremost, Melon camps don't cry, okay? Second all? Second? I don't know.

I sort of feel like she's gonna show up. I kind of feel like, you know, Lisa, she just loves something dramatic. So I sort of feel like she's gonna show up I kind of feel like you know Lisa. She just loves something dramatic So I kind of feel like she's gonna show up so that's again trying to plant the seed that Lisa's gonna arrive It's like yes, and they're all it's like she can't win, you know And I'm not team vander pump on this, but I'm not the team these ladies either, you know It's like the woman can't win if she showed up they'd be Oh, look at you showed up after you didn't show up for the entire sleizelm. And then she doesn't show up. And it's like, Oh, okay, you didn't show up on a pussy. You know, she's not going to win either way. And so Teddy's, yeah, Teddy's like, well, so, so for the dramatic. And it's like, yeah,

I keep looking at the back door. And Denise is like, she should show up. And I'm like, you know what, Denise? Call it over there lady, okay? You calm down, okay? We'll see when these bitches are all up on you. And don't think you're not going to have her in a shoes and alcoholic story line sometime soon. Yeah. Greatest hits. And she will pull that out on you.

And also, since the audience loves Denise the most these days, you can be, you can be sure that next season the women are going to come for Denise and try to take her down. Oh, Hell yes. Kyle did not with this hard to become the queen only to have Denise Richards there to win the popularity contest. Oh, Kyle winning. You know, that is just something I never ever saw coming. I have to say. I'm not sure. Just because Erica James has it doesn't mean that we have to accept it. So, also only original left is a main housewife. I mean, she wins.

She's the new OG of this show. She won. Listen, I hate that skank and I will say you won. You know what I'm saying? I mean, she did win. Vanderpump let her win. That's true. It's true, but either way, Kyle basically is, she just doesn't think that Vanderpump

is going gonna show up basically and her theory is correct she said you know what she's been unmasked and she's had us focus solely on this whole radar online thing so that way we don't go back and focus on Banderpump dogs but again I still contend this and this is maybe even a least of Banderpump issues like you know what who the hell cares if she just wants to have a scene where she talked about the fact that Doreet sent a dog back to the pound, you know? I don't know.

Yeah, well, as Kyle puts it, because to me, he's like, well, I think she didn't show up. Her husband must not have a very big dick to tell you that. And Carl's like, well, she doesn't want to face any of us because she's been unmasked. She was called out with what happened at Vanderpump Talks and you know why do why would you do something like that to someone you supposedly care about

and Eric was like cause she doesn't care about anybody she don't care about my money like me listen I care about people I have a picture of the kind I sent man to pump it says your brother died sincerely I Can't That's not caring I even almost put on a little goth feels thicker too, but I didn't All I had was only enough I thought that would be bad taste all All right, I'm so caring, the covercarin. All right.

You know, I don't think that I think that Vanopom cared for them for some of them at least. I mean, remember that on her big breakup? Yeah, the big breakup day, the way she came bound in towards that door, remember how happy she was? It was like, specifically the happiest she'd been in like years on the show. She was like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,

like all like happy and jolly. She had like a jolly strut. So I think that she cared. And there was also that like really cute scene with Lisa and Kyle when they went to dinner with Denise and they were just like giggling the entire time. So I think she did cry. I'm just did care.

But whatever. The only thing that makes her palatable. So good luck with that. So Kyle's like, well, she keeps focusing on this radar online thing because she doesn't want to confront the dog things. So what are you saying? That the radar online thing, she's focusing on because she's not guilty in that, but she is guilty in the other thing. What are you saying right now, Kyle?

Yeah, yeah, exactly. So then a black SUV starts to show up and they're like really trying to make us think that this might be Lisa showing up after all, but it's also like very obvious. Like, oh yeah, Camille hasn't arrived yet. So clearly this is Camille and it's like showing up and showing up and then, yeah, it's Camille with the Kimbers. With the Kimbers, yeah. Her new deities, the new deities.

And air goes like, well, I'm expecting a stunt of the most dramatic proposal I'll be disappointed if that doesn't happen and cross a cast She's gonna be like it was so Like you were such hateful little skanks. Yeah, and I'm glad that she didn't give you your way only right now Yeah, this five seconds So so Camila guess herself situated in her dressing room, which is next to Lisa Radar-Pom, she's like, oh, it's right next to- Ha, ha, ha, ha, I'm almost done asking her words, I wish I had a little help so I could articulate my emotions right now.

I feel very much like, uh, like, uh, you know what? I think that you're feeling kind of like I have a lot of the girls who are probably going to attack me That you're guilty of or not guilty of but the point is they're supposed to be your friends my friends and then so I'm sad I Love when Camille has to talk to a paid friend because that's like the only kind of friends Camille has on the show It's like people she's paying and And now it's a hairdresser. And the hairdresser is not even a Kimber. So she doesn't even have to pretend she gives a fuck. She's just not saying anything.

And also I think they got like a teenage urchin off the street to do her hair. I was like, what are you 13? So she's like pretending to comb Camille's hair and Camille's like, wow, so hard, so high, so high. So then back on stage, Andy's like, so at least Serena, you got into a heated battle on Twitter with pretty much everyone of the world,

but also Nicolette Serenin. Yeah, and basically they talk about that whole thing about how Nicolette Serenin met Michael Bolton at the Hollywood Bowl, and Harry came back in the middle of the night. You woke up in the middle of the night and felt like he had to go back and he came back and there was a love letter on the trash saying I slept with Michael Bolton, whatever this whole thing and then Nicolette Sheridan denies it, etc. And then Andy is basically saying like, wow, well you know now I'm going to get more

and more of it that Nicolette should be on the show. I'm like, you know what? I think that we were actually very early before this even before the scandal even hit We've said that Nicklet shared on the show like I think like a year ago, right? Yeah, I don't know why I think I think we've been saying that ever since she got into a physical altercation with Mark Cherry Yeah, I think like for some reason I think that like somewhere along the line We just realized that Nicklet shared and was like the missing the missing puzzle piece And it would be amazing because these shows are based on desperate housewives That's how they started and you know that's Nicolette Sheridan. I would love a full circle with Nicolette Sheridan

I mean no one's more evil than Nicolette Sheridan. She's a monster. Yeah, bring her on. I say no, I I agree I think that- So the most interesting storyline Lee Serena has had in years since much housing. Was this talk about Nicolette Sheridan and it didn't even happen on the show? Yeah. No fancy Serena. Love ya. But, yeah. So that was basically the big... I mean, that was it. And then basically, then Rinna's like, but...

Denise's ex... Denise's ex was, Denise's husband was married to her too. So, and he's like, that's even more a reason why we should bring her out to this show. Yeah, exactly. Have you seen real housewives of New York? Like, make the round, Tom's. I know. And then, and the other thing is that they were like, then they're all like laughing.

Like, oh my god, there's so much crossover Kyle is saying this. I'm like, have you looked at your family? Have you seen your family? Do you see how many people have crossed over with your family? What about like, you're entitled, between the Kardashians and Kyle's family and Fay Resnick and all those people?

They've all slept with each other. So enough about that. Enough about that, Kyle. Yeah, enough Kyle, okay? You're basically here because you're left over from Kim Kim's career. Yeah exactly. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on. Some days parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast

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It has boobies. Love your boobies, good-aids, it's Denise. So we go, we talk about Denise. and the whole first part is about how Denise just dresses like a normal person and everyone's mortified yeah pretty much just moves through some boring stuff because Denise was really fun to watch but not really great to talk about like remember that time Denise talked to her husband and her kitchen yeah pretty much so you know Andy asked like what Charlie's reaction to the show was Charlie Sheen and she's she was like, yeah, he was pretty supportive, although he

wasn't totally happy about some of the things I said, you know, like how he brought a hooker, a lady of the night, as he likes to say, to Thanksgiving, I'm like, thanks for that modification. I know, was it a hooker or a vampire? I know Which is a lady the night it sounds like someone from like 1847 Paris, you know It's like a vampire saloon I know like sounded like a bordello like in the like the the seventh like on these bones, you know Yeah hooker sounds better.

Yeah, her name is Jeanette. I'm just giving it Thanksgiving. And then that lead to Denise's best line, which was even a hooker, to deserve the things given dinner. Yeah, so true. So it's like, I didn't even know it was so secret. I mean, you know, he says he's in a different place now, but you know people love him because he's honest and

Don't we talk about her style and then here blah blah blah. She's like, I mean, I wore crystal shorts. The Bahamas. I thought I was being fancy. Guess not Oh crystal that was her name Maybe the night crystal crystal crystal. She had great style for being a lady of the night? So he's like, well, people think you need years of therapy after Charlie. Why are you so good with crazy? It's like, you haven't seen me at Andy. I'm going to get fucking crazy. Denise is going to get fucking crazy.

I can't believe that Denise was so like, pregnant proper this year. I remember when her show was on the air for a season. I had to recap it for TV guys from a trash talk TV, one about whatever was around during that time. And I recap that whole season and she, she's like nice and innocent, like I love my day. But then in touch or somebody writes a gossip article about them. And so she goes in and she's like, Hey, I just wanted you to guys to know that this isn't true and I'd appreciate it if you didn't print this and they're like well

Sorry, but we're printing it. I can't listen to me So they go into the cross the strangled them and I'm like lose this her shit So that's what I'm waiting for I'm waiting for that to me some show that will happen I think that will happen I think we even see like even hints of it later on with a Camille just just a small touch of it Yeah, so yeah, basically Denise tells a whole story about how she when Charlie was like going had that really later on with Camille, just a small touch of it. Yeah. So, yeah, basically Denise tells a whole story about how she, when Charlie was like, had that really crazy period

and she moved it near him. So that way, like, he could call in the middle of the night because she just basically wants him to be the best dad as possible for the daughter as blah, blah, blah, all that kind of stuff. And she also needs to take care of him because he's HIV positive and he's got all these problems and he's a mess and so you know she has to be there sometimes at two in the

morning or whatever to help him out and she's like well it's not it's not it's good not to talk about the father of your children yeah and I was like I feel like everything is a dig it cameo you know right even though it's not really I mean what she's saying is right Yeah, exactly so and then like hey riddle what what was you were friends with Denise during that period? What was it like for you and she's like Denise was a saint Is there am I supposed to say something else? I don't know what else to say. She was a saint. I'm wearing a wig. You're the wig. You're the wig.

And Andy's like, Eric Jane, what do you think about Denise's late back sense of style? America's like, I should believe themselves. It's like you have two names. Please, please, please, please, that people should be themselves. Erica Jade, that's an alter alter ego. So let me see, I'm kind of lost here in my notes. Okay, so I can tell all of this, not really need to talk about Denise that much. Yeah, so Denise, then Andy's asking about like the divorce and they had no pre-nup and everything and basically how she could have had like a slice of of Charlie's ownership of two and a half men

Which would have been like a huge amount of money But you know she chose not to obviously because she didn't really care that much And then we talk about her daughter Eloise who has a chromosome disorder and So Denise starts to get choked up because she's talking about like you know the effort and you know It like how hard it was and I sort of get that news officially in writing, et cetera. And so she's crying. Denise is crying. She's talking about this very sweet girl,

very, very sweet girl. And it was years of testing and then they finally find it out. And she sees it, prints it out. She has this chromosome, deletion, or whatever it was. And she's like, I'm sorry, I'm just crying. And it goes, coming up, Doreed, how do your big fake boobs do you want mammograms? That's like that's a just position. I know, I'm gonna cut right back.

And he's like, yeah, a chromosome disorder, huh? I was like, wait. What do you have? What do you have? Oh, yeah, I was like, that's the best thing. So, so then he's like, so, Daryl read you're pretending to cry. What's up with that is not is this not enough about you or because to read like Like to read you are not crying. Okay. There's not one even pretend to hear there and she's like well, I understand Because Jenga with a late speaker

He did reach milestones speaker he did reach milestones he did reach milestones but there's a mother your biggest job is to put little hair mitts on your children's head so there's no shaped like triangles them are right ladies we actually have audio of the of the first time that tiger spoke do you want to hear It's amazing that his first words were young ladies. Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, young ladies. Ah! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Yeah! Ha ha ha ha. So Andy's like, well, let's find something else for Dread to fake it about. Let's change toppings. Chaos and drama follow Kyle. When life gives her lemons,

when life gives her limes, she makes margaritas. Why, what was that? I don't know what that was in reference to. But I already know that Bethany and Kyle must no longer be friends now. Oh, oh, so she's the magnetic we know. Oh, okay, okay, fine.

All right, you know what? You're a cheetah bram, Kyle, which is so much food. I was your friend. I was a baby's set up for you. Okay, and you know what? Now it's all of it. It's all of it. Yeah.

I thought it was weird, because that's literally Bethany's opening line. And I didn't know if I missed something where he was referencing that she's friends with Bethany or what was going on. But that's pretty sad. I'm like, the only way to introduce Kyle is to take a more interesting house

so I have tagline and apply it to her. Also, like, did Kyle do something significant with Margarita's? Oh, maybe it's like a bear, oh, I just remember. What are those things that people are gonna be like, you idiot, this is what you're talking about? No, I got, but it's so tenuous and they didn't even bring it up in the montage

when they went to France and she's like, can I have a Margarita, sorry, I just like to have a Margarita. Remember, she's like, I don't drink Rose, I don't like Rose. I don't like Rose, yeah, I've always hated Rose, everyone knows that I'm a Margarita person. Yeah, I don't drink Rose. I don't like Rose. I don't like Rose. I always hated Rose. Everyone knows that I'm a margarita person.

Yeah, I was a tenuous connection. Yeah, that's pretty sad. There's a couple. Kyle's known for drama. Like what she orders to drink. Yeah. So then we get an anxiety montage of Kyle being afraid of everything in the world.

And yeah, supposedly being paranoid by saying one eye is bigger than the other. No by saying one eye is bigger than the other. No, Kyle, one eye is bigger than the other. Okay, and I'm allowed to say that because I have that too. You're just lucky that yours is from Botox. Mine is from sleeping on my face. Okay, thank you so great with your with your privileged eyewank. Yeah, your self-induced eyewank. Your eyewank cost money, Kyle. You actually paid to have your I won't Ronnie got his naturally Yeah, I got mine for free. This is hard work this I won't So then there's Andy starts asking about mammograms asking if Rina regressed taking Kyle off the mammogram and of course, we're in is like no of course not

And then apparently there was like talk online that them that this was all a big setup because you don't get your results of a mammogram the same day So people thought that this was all a big set up because you don't get your results of a mammogram the same day. So people thought that this was all fake. And then Kyle's like, well, I don't care if it's fake because even if it is fake, you should go get your mammograms, who cares? If all the things to get on Kyle about, this is not what I care about. But then Kyle does make it sound fake

because her explanations sounds like a lie. She's like, no, no, because I had made an appointment to go to get my mammogram, but then I does make it sound fake because her explanations sounds like a lie. You know, she's like, no, no, because I had made an appointment to go to get my mammogram, but then I couldn't go. But then Brenna had made an appointment to go get her mammogram, so I went with Brenna, but they had already made time to see us because I had already made an appointment

to make my mammogram, and so then they could see us. And oh, yeah, by the way, this place also does do mammograms same day, and they also do photos in the same day. If I can get your photos delivered while you're getting your mammogram processed. It's amazing Andy. It's like who still uses non-digital cameras and you just watch Kyle just start to like look crestfallen.

Yeah, and they're talking about her generalized anxiety disorder, which please give me a break And she's like my husband almost had to call 911. It was so bad. I'm like a good Almost how to Kyle so then it's like so Teddy since you have anxiety also How do you help Kyle when she's spiraling and like do you guys ever go to therapy together? And then we see on unseen footage of Kyle and Teddy imitating the audience a.k.a and then we see on unseen footage of Kyle and Teddy imitating the audience, aka lying on a couch sleeping, being like, are you asleep yet? I know, I wrote, why was this, why was this not seen? Why is there footage of me right now on TV? That's so strange. Look, it's me after I followed the Teddy starvation diet. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Hey, look, it's me watching Kyle ship her daughter back and forth from DC to take a picture to send to a friend. Yeah, um, this season, that's really sad. Uh, so then Andy's like, so Erica, when that you tweeted, all hail the real queen, Kyle Richards. What the, what the, she's like, well well look at today. He's like what about today? She's the queen Why what are you showed up Kyle showed up listen? Well come from attendance gets you an a alright a for attendance Kyle showed up. She's here So she wins I'm like look God. That's that is this season, you know well showed up

She wins. I'm like, God, that's that is this season, you know, well, yeah, show that Exactly and then everyone and we're gonna say I agree and Dread's like she's one of the originals and they're all basically like Yeah, she's the queen she's the queen and I was like I don't believe any of you guys are enthusiastic about this and second of all this really was reminding me of like game of Thrones right now I was like mmm This feels uneasy. Yeah, they're about to chop your head off. Where the hell is Cersei when you need her? You know what I'm saying? That's what I'm saying. Yeah, Cersei wouldn't show up.

She was like too tired, you know, she was too victimized. I feel like basically, well I wanna say that, that Lisa Vanderbump was the nearest on her drag and but the nearest, but Lisa Vanderbump was the incumbent. So she was Cersei.

I guess there are some of their pump was Cersei and and see a lot of white house or a line it petered out at the end. Yeah, I had a very underwhelming ending. So then who is the nearest definitely not Kyle? I'm not giving any of Game of Thrones to this shit show. Okay, this show needs to approve itself. I'm not going to give Game of Thrones to this show. Do it. I will not do it. Okay. Yeah, I don't think anyone's coming in burned everything down.

Maybe Brandy Glanvolot one point could have been to this, but never really met. Yeah, I've never been there. It was just like, where are people doing coke in your bathroom? It's like the closest we get. So Eric is like, yeah, look at her. She's a queen and Kyle's like, well, I mean, that makes me laugh, but it's very sweet of you, you know, and then Erica goes, gives her like the dirtiest look. Did you notice that? Erick's not from the side. Yeah, she looks at such a mean look. You guys better watch out now that she's made G the new queen. You are so going down. Yeah, I mean, maybe Camilla's an the nearest to be honest. I mean, she's been lying in

weight since season one, but the thing is that this was, I think, actually the culmination of everything Kyle has wanted in her entire life. And I'm not even being facetious or joking. I think this is truly like, she has always been in Kim's shadow. She's always been in the shadow of someone. She's been, she was in Kim's shadow. She's always been in the shadow of someone. She was in Kim's shadow for pretty much her entire life. Comes onto this show. She's on Lisa's shadow. And this is the first time she has ever been in the sun. And it's so sad. Yeah, it is. Time to cancel it. We need some shade. American woman. It's time to American woman this shit.

Yeah. So then Kyle back to, I mean back to Camille in the dressing room. She's like this is not going to be fine. Shrank. I'm on the hot seat next. Shrank. And the hairdresser is like I don't get paid enough for this shit. Like seriously, I need an increase in my living wage.

Exactly. So Camille comes out on to the set and he goes you're back which may have been availed reference to like season one Camille our new t-shirt and she's yes I am I don't know if I'm happy about that or terrified Camille and Andy's like before we put you on a kebab stick and treat you like chopped up pork He's like, before we put you on a kebab stick and treat you like chopped up pork, all right. How is Camille grammar Meyer? All right, congrats on time. They're not member, you're a wedding,

wasn't that fun everybody? Hey, remember that, that other time, where Camille got married, hey, remember Camille's wedding, everyone. They're like, haha, that was so nice. I was like, just get to the point. Hey, remember that time when you guys all pretended like you like Camille, so you get a free trip to Hawaii. That was great, right?

So it's like well I want whatever Mauricio had at that dinner in Hawaii and we see unseen footage of Mauricio It's a Mauricio going Hey remember remember when we went up that hill. Yeah, the hill and you guys you guys You guys let me I let me tell my joke I have a joke. Okay. I Don't I don't remember what the joke is I forgot it. I forgot my joke But we went up a hit like Jack and Jill with rhymes, so Was there a new house for me up on the top of that hill Mauricio? No, it's not nice

So Andy's like, apparently the crew was laughing so hard. They had a problem with the audio. Isn't that crazy? It was like, this is the most hard up crew I've ever heard about in my life. So then they talk about Camille going skiing and then Hannah from Montana said, you know, they saw pics of your mobile home and it's beautiful. I'm like, yeah, I mean, we're still in it. We haven't moved into the beach house yet. So we do see some photos, and it is like a gorgeous mobile home.

It's like one of those things that you see in like a magazine that's like, guess what? Mobile homes can be like this. The magazine written by Colin from Below Deck Med. And basically, I mean, it's just like, she's not living in squalor, needless to say. Yeah, so then we see the clips of season one when she was complaining about Kelsey's apartment in New York only being 3,500 square feet.

She's like, I've been used to 19 million feet. This is crazy. I don't know how I'm gonna live like this. And Andy's like, so wow, that was crazy. A shallow you were, wasn't it? You know, I mean, we were talking about Tenee. We were talking to Denise just a while ago about her philosophy. I'm not taking her husband's money. What do you think about that? She's like, yeah, my mom said to watch Denise because she makes it about the kids and she's classy. So in other words, fuck my mother.

So that was great. I asked her mother to the season. Hey, Camille, why won't you give up grammar? Like, uh, not your name anymore. It's like, it's my kids doing it for my kids. Yeah. Also, it's my signature thing. I mean, no one knows me. That's how to being Kelsey Grammers wife, to be honest. Yeah. And then they start, then this turns into a weird fight between Denise and Camille. That's like, and he's really good at angling this stuff because you have to turn the against each other. I was gonna say because they don't seem to have,

generally speaking, I don't think they have much of a beef. And then Andy is trying to pith them against each other about the pre-nubs. And then on top of it, it seems like actually Denise falls for it and once Denise falls for it, then Camille starts getting involved. I was like, why are they really fighting right now? Yeah, and it was kind of a funny fight

because they both were surprised that it was even happening, you know? And he's like, I can't wait to get rid of the name, she ain't fuck that. And Camille's like, well, I did take it off my social media. I mean, it's still on the passport. And Eric was like, well, how does the husband feel about that? It's like, he supports me, you know, he supports me. And then he's like, well, how does the husband feel about that? He supports me, you know, he supports me.

And then he's like, well, what was your reaction to Denise not having a prenup? And then they showed the clip of Denise going, well, I could have taken him for everything, but I'm not a greedy fucking whore. Yeah. And so it cuts back. And she's like, well, I was married 13 years. So that was a long time. And then he's like, well well should Denise have asked for half she's like I

don't know I mean how long was she married you know and Denise like well he was almost bankrupt before we were married so why are you two fighting I know I was like what is this fight about I didn't come here as she's like yeah he is sorry Denise was like yeah he was almost bankrupt when we got married and look it's got it okay well I don't know much better. I mean, I'm sorry. I didn't tell you that much. Yeah, well, you don't have to know that much about it. You don't have to. I said, well, I've worked hard in my marriage. I didn't just sit back and fancy clothes stuffing bomb ons in my face. I actually earned that money. Meaning that she worked with Kelsey's production company. So she actually had a, a title, you know,

what she did bring in medium. Apparently was her project medium and that was their most successful thing so she gets credit right so yeah I mean I guess you know but that's what she's saying and and he's like so what are you saying and she's like do you like bone bones Denise by the way I love bonbons and if someone said oh you just sit back watch TV and eat bonbons all day I'd be like I wish I wish Well except Erica she was like licking the tip of it Yeah, but no one will be just an average woman everybody know, one thing that season one Camille is great at is she knows just how to add a

little thorn at the end of every sentence that just gets under everyone's skin. So like when she tells when when Denise says, oh like Charlie was almost bankrupt when I got married Camille goes, okay, got it. Sorry, I didn't know. She could have ended it there, but she goes, sorry, I didn't follow you that much. It's just like, it's so passive-aggressive. And then on top of that Denise is like, ah, she makes some sort of reaction and Camille goes,

it's okay, whatever. And then she's like, waves, takes her hand, it's like, waves to knees off, like be quiet now. I mean, Camille, I mean, it's so rude, but Camille has the master of it. Yeah. And you know, it's not even a fight between you two. It's like so typical Beverly Hills to be fighting over money your husband's made. Like, here's like, why are you guys fighting about this?

Give me a break. Camille's like, I don't want to say Camille is also the master of the angry glare. So when she said, I didn't just sit back and shove bomb bonds in my face. And then she like, purses her lips and just glares at the knees from across the room. You know? Her eyes are like kind of closed but just opening like, I mean she's like kind of rolling her head around while she's dragging. Yeah. It's like so, so comiel.

So yeah, so they go at a lunch and then all of a sudden it goes, wow, 10 minutes later. Boom, boom, boom, boom. So I expect like a huge fight to be brewing and instead it's Camille going, I don't know what's going on with Denise, the money stuff. Kimber one, can you give me a die-code, Kimber two, can you support her? Thank you. Yeah, um, do poor Camille has nobody to talk to? And then so Denise is, of course, Teddy's up Denise's ass during break because Denise is the most like likable one at the moment and Teddy is the most hated.

So she's in there trying to get some audience points by literally sitting over Denise's shoulder and Denise is like, why is Camille being so mean? And Teddy's like, yeah, she just wants to be annoyed with someone I'm Teddy. And then we keep cutting back and forth like there's some huge fight happening. But nothing happens.

I don't know why they said 10 minutes later. Like literally nothing happened. It was just the knees being like yeah like you know what she just probably needs to get laid. It's like oh whoa I'm glad we I'm glad we'd like stuck around just to see Denise make this passing comment. Yeah and Teddy's like well I already scheduled my getting laid in this week. I remember when I made that joke and it was really funny that one time? I can repeat it every day. So speaking of getting laid, when we come back... It's like we're talking, am I right? Yeah.

When we come back, it's the ex-rated secrets montage where we see all the ladies talking about sex and things like that. So now that means we have to sit through and listen to lots of uninteresting things about their sex lives. Like, hey, why is it okay to need another woman to give Aaron a hand job? She's like, oh, while he had one. So just not the fun. Yeah, this is boring.

I mean, it was all, there was literally nothing interesting. There was like a whole talk about Aaron having sex with Aaron and his center and his big penis. Aaron's got a big dick to keep it to keep love alive. Rin and Harry do role playing and. Erick and Brenna is like, yeah, turns out all you have to do is bend over. I'm like, so do you do role playing, Raynal?

Like what's the point if all you have to do is bend over? Like why go to party city? You know what I mean? So then finally we get into the into the good stuff, which is the Lucy Lucy apple juice scandal. So we then see a big montage of the entire of the greatest hits of that of that story, which actually I really enjoyed. I actually I never had a problem with that. A lot of people like I can't believe this whole season is about a dog.

I had no problem. I don't mind if it's about some trivial thing. I think Beverly Hills works best when there's some trivial bullshit and they all spiral out of control. My issue is that once Lisa was gone and it kind of like that, all the drama, all the conflict was gone, they did nothing, until the very end. But anyway, so I was like really,

I really enjoyed it, go and revisiting the Lucy Lucy apple juice saga. Well, it just reinforced everything I originally thought because they showed all those first clips of the dog being brought out of Vanderpump dogs. And Vanderpump saying, no, I don't want to talk about this. And then, uh, says to being like, oh, really? Why? It's such a bad ass of her.

Yeah. And, uh, all that stuff. Um, what I loved about this was Andy just going after Teddy. I loved it. He did a good job because on this show They just say they say it a million times. You'll believe it. They're all guilty of it But especially fucking Teddy with this you know, and I had to fit on this show a couple well probably every week to the past 20 weeks Let's be honest going for Teddy and it was so nice to get some validation

You know because sometimes you'll like does I'm just talking to a wall. Yeah, does anybody else see this? So I loved Andy calling her out. I'm being just a fucking liar. Love it. So when they come out of the montage, Andy bases like asking her about, like, you know, her lack of accountability

and she goes, before we say anything, I need to once again apologize. I made a mistake. I need to once again apologize. I made a mistake. Hi, I'm Teddy. I'm like, how can I have thanks again? Thank you. What office is she running for?

So Andy's like, Teddy, we saw everything this season from your point of view. What happened before the season started? Yeah, that's she apologizes. And then she's like, well, I got this call saying, you know, we know you have a problem with to read and the dog ended up in the shelter. So, you know, this is your chance to bring it up on camera. There's lots of calls from Blizzard. And he's like, so was it just with Blizzard? She's like, well, no, it was Blizzard. But then it was like,

hold on, says this on the other line. No, hold on, says this on the other line. I was like, so still no call from fucking Vanderpump, you know, we've been what I've been going crazy about this whole time and he's like, but why would you get involved in that? She's like, because I was bad, you know, was getting revenge and last year after the reunion, um, I got a call from Vanderpump and she said that to read refuses to go to the after dinner party of Teddy is there and I acted out and she's like, well I did say that, I can't do it, I did say it. And Andy's like, yeah, but I don't understand why you never spoke to Lisa. You know, it was always an employee. Exactly, exactly. Also, thinking about it, like, so like what is it, what, I mean, I think there probably is an answer to this question. But what truly is the difference between saying, you know what, tonight when we shoot the scene, the three of us,

we should we should ask Camille about her bullshit. We should ask, we I'm gonna confront Lisa at dinner tonight about her bullshit. What philosophically is different about that versus saying, you know what, tonight when today when we shoot in the dog store, we're gonna bring this up because it needs to be brought up. I mean, I guess the answer would be, because I'm sort of speaking through this, would be that when you're planning to confront someone, you're upfront with your intentions versus Lisa not being upfront, but I still think there is an intentionality there, and they seem to have a big issue with the intentionality as well as if they don't ever plan to have shoot scenes

to take someone down. Right, do you think? Right? Yeah, yeah. I guess they just probably don't like this. Yeah, no, I know what you're saying. They probably just don't like she's not a person. They're saying that Lisa Sneaky and blah, blah, blah, and she planned on having this dog saying. They probably just don't like she's not a first thing that Lisa sneaky and blah blah blah

She planned on having this dog there. That my point of contention is I don't I don't I don't know I don't know I'm gonna I'm getting time and all I want to do is say that Rina of course jumps in and tries to stick up for Teddy right away Because she's team ring down Vanderpomp, you know So she's like why did you always speak to the employees and R written it's like, Oh, but Teddy, weren't you close with Blizzard? Haven't you gotten close with him? And she's like, No, I wasn't close. I'm like, Teddy, you're ruining the story. Okay, stick to your, to what lies you're on. It's a Teddy. If you weren't close to them, why did you have so many texts with him? You know, and you told us at this beginning of the season that you'd gotten

close to Blizzard. Yeah, then Andy is like, well, it's their kids. Yeah, and Andy's like, well, is that make, if you're not that close to them, it makes it all the more weird to me that you never just spoke to Lisa about it, you know? And then Teddy's like, Look, that's the point, because this was Lisa's head guy saying it, no, no,

it's a 22 year old intern. It's not Lisa's guy saying it. Yeah, and it's like, like, with Sessa, but you weren't talking to Sessa either, you were talking to Blizzard. Yeah, I sang it. Yeah, and it's like with Sessa, but you weren't talking to Sessa either. You were talking to Blizzard. Yeah, exactly. And like, I mean, do I think that there was some shading that's going on regarding this scene?

Yes, but you know what? Like you let John Blizzard steer the car. I mean, this is on you. Anyone who's never even spoken to him before could sniff out that this guy is just like he wants to hang on to any housewife and we'll do and say whatever it takes just to be an association with him. Okay, so like...

Well, at least she's not pretending. Now that she's been caught, now that she's on her like third version of this story, or fourth version of this story, whatever. After she's compulsively lied over and over again and gotten caught. You know her, what she's saying is that of course, you know, she did do it to bring down tory and she did do all this. She was her plan. She just thought that Lisa, she's just saying it was Lisa's idea, so she shouldn't be blamed for it. It's like, but you never talk to Lisa, but it's like, God was saying, okay, it was his intern. Give me break Teddy. So then, Erica, and he's like, Erica, last year you said that Teddy was no innocent cupcake

or whatever. And Erica's like, yeah, I didn't realize how much Teddy dislike the rate. Whoa, that was not nice to go down that road. And he's like, yeah, that's pretty serious for someone who calls themselves the queen of accountability. Right, Teddy.

And I'm taking accountability for it. I'm like, no, this is not the time for meta accountability, okay? Yeah. Yeah, post dated accountability. You've already lied multiple times, life-based. And then Andy's like, yeah, but it's amazing that at that time you had such a laugh.

And then you gave him your hypocritical laughs. Yes. And to read, finally has something to truly be mad at on the show or mad about. And she nails her with it, and I'm so glad. She's like, what sticks with me? Is it what point did you decide you didn't want to go along with this? It wasn't Van der Pumptogues when you saw that Lisa back

away. So it wasn't because it was out of the goodness of your heart and you thought, boom, Doree, let me say Doree. It was when you got caught, which is. When you realize, I don't wanna do this to Doree, I don't wanna be the only one to do this to Doree. Yeah.

And that head. So to Doree. Good for you, Doree. Good for you. Yeah. So it looks like things are finally getting to the real Lucy, Lucy Apple, juicy parts next week. So looking forward to that, I hope.

Well, I'm sure actually I think that next week's reunion will be good. The previous looks really, really good. So I'm actually excited for next week's. I think that they just had to get rid of the bullshit this week, you know? Yeah. Well, I say fuck all y'all, but also fuck you Vanderpump too.

OK? We just are better. And also fuck you set people. What does that say? It's crazy. But you know what? We are going to have such a fun time talking about the reunion next week because we're gonna tear these people to shreds even more and Poke holes through all these all this bullshit because we're gonna be talking about it in Cleveland a week I'm pretty much a week from tomorrow So yeah, get your tickets to our Cleveland show and then on Pittsburgh

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