Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Say Yes to the Dress, Say No to the Brain Surgery

Episode Date: September 17, 2021

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I've been watching you watch my crabby Well, hello, and welcome to watch my crabby The podcast for all that crap we just love to talk about I'm yo Brahves I'm Ronnie gets on with he's hot just then he's Jewish and I mean that is a compliment It's been Madelker hello, Vin Hi Ronnie happy yum kippur happy yum kippur Yeah, I'm sorry. I didn't send you a happy YK thing, yesterday, because it was yesterday, right?

Well, it started last night and it's happening now and I'm not being the best Jew in the world because I did break my fast. So I'm sorry to go. As long as you did it slowly, I think it'll balance out. It was not a slow break. It was a pretty fast that intense break.

If you're going to break your fast, you very slowly. Okay. Even that's that's some advice for all of you Jewish people who want to eat tonight. It's got to be rough. I I tried to be introspective about it. I tried to really think about the various ins I'd committed. But I figured it's wrong.

It's a good. Dinstrospective. Dinstrospective. Did you have to add dinner into introspective? Could you cheat it on your, now did you cheat last night or today in the day? Well, the way I've always done my fast on Yum Kapoor, is that I have a big meal,

and then once that meal is over the fast begins. And so my big meal did end around nine o'clock. So that was, I guess it's supposed to start to sundown. So I guess I had like a late start and then I broke it this morning. And so it basically was like a normal like every day fast of like no food between dinner and breakfast. So I didn't have a snack. I didn't have a snack during that period, which was very impressive for me. So yeah, I'm just failing. Listen, I've known that I'm going to hell for a long time. I'm glad to know that you'll be there with me. I hope that we get to go to the same hell though. I don't know if we as Jews believe in hell or if we do, it's really not on the same.

Hell the fuck can't hell believe in it it's still it's still a fiery city Okay, I don't believe in New York City must not be there By the way, I love your Super Mario shirt that's happening right now I didn't realize that Mario was lingering down there, but thank you backed up right now, and I saw him Well, thank you. I got this from Walmart and I bought it with you in mind. That's why I'm wearing it for you. Thank you. And it's a very uncomfortable scratchy cotton.

I put it on today for the first time and I said to myself, wow, this is some shitty cotton. And then I said, who are you? We even said that. Like, I have luxurious cotton. Like, what do I know what shitty cotton is? I mean, you bought a super Mario shirt from Walmart. It's not going to be a cash mirror. That's gonna be honest.

Always expect the best. Okay, speaking of buying things from Walmart and then complaining that the quality sucks. Let's talk about Doreet's new wedding dress line. Wait, well, actually Beverly Hills. Well, before we talk about Doreet, we should mention the reason why I'm talking about your T-shirt is because this is crap and on demand. So you can watch, you can actually watch us record, which is worth it because if you weren't watching, you wouldn't be able to see me go like this.

I just made a face. That's Eric. That's exclusive. He has guacoma. Spirit fingers exploding outside of his head. It's like does glaucoma make your eyes pop out? When you're under stress, I don't think it does. But I love the Fossie. I love that she brought the Fossie into that.

Oh yeah! Glaucoma! Come on, buddy. Why don't we play material? Okay, so now we can get into it. Yeah, now we can get into it. I just wanted to tell people that that was the thing. Don't demand.

Crappens in demand. Crappens on demand. Crappens on demand. Yes. Oh, and we should also wait, sorry, Ronnie. We should also mention that this week, since we don't have real households in New York and we want to, we like to do our five shows a week. This week our fifth show is going to be about

episode one of Lula Rich. How about Lula? Lula Rich, sir is. Lula Rich, yes, sir is. Okay everybody we are gonna do this recap. We are four minutes and 23 seconds in. We are gonna do this. God damn it, man. Okay, so start it. Yeah, look yourself on the butt and get ready to rumble. Okay. Okay, so here we go.

Last week, who cares, really? But the previous seats were good because they ended with Garcelle going, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. Yeah. It was great. I love that. That was a great moment. And then this episode opens up.

There's, you know, every season we need to see a scene of Kyle chasing her dogs in the driveway in her bathrobe. And it was time. It was time for Kyle Jasper just all the different Jasper purple Lisa See Lee Is there a Lisa mattress? Yeah, there is one Oh for Lisa Gibb and Lisa kind of it's a swiss Is that right between Lisa and Lisa? I don't like that. There's a Mary heart. There's a there's a Tash

Okay, so then we see some guy come up to her door and he's like yeah, hello He's like the Mel version of Doree. It's like rhino. His name is rhino. I know. I wonder what his favorite gum is hope experiment so He comes over with like an invitation or something. And he, you know that he's from Dorit because he talks like Dorit. He's like, hello, my name is Reno. It's like, oh, give me a break right now. Okay.

You're some West Hollywood queen. Drop the Dorit. Did Dorit make him do that? So she's like, I need someone to deliver invitations and I need them to have traveled the world. It was it was like a very a very over-the-top invitation for this whole thing. But yeah, it was definitely definitely Doreet and Peacans. I feel like this guy, I feel like Rino, there's a chance that he was doing

Talentom is to replicate to read in pk, you know like or or or not not Talentom is Well, because you know I think it's a 60 degree of separation because you know pk is like I have a Klimt that's too cited look at it both sides back and forth as just like a a kitchen pan that's like on a string rotating. Look at it. It's a Klimt pan. So it's like, oh, we'd like to eat an Aidening of Glyma and Fremans. Garden of Eden and Glamour. The Garden of Eden was not glamorous, okay? You know what happened to the Garden of Eden? God tricked them by putting a fucking tree there and tempting them to eat a piece of fruit, okay? And then he ruined their lives

for some to walk around naked for eternity and they had to like fuck it. Everybody, all their family had to fuck their brothers and sisters and stuff to even bring us to this day here. So let's not glamorize the Garden of Eden, it sucked. Okay. Yeah, the Garden of Eden is kind of overrated. There's no TV, okay.

There's no iPhone. Where's the bread? There was no iPhone. Where's the bread? There's no Instagram. Where's the bread? Where's the bread? It was literally just animals. And like, you just had to be like Nick and walk around the animals.

First of all, if I'm naked, I don't know if I wanna be like sleeping on a log or I don't know what they slept on in the Garden of Eden, but I can tell you, it wasn't a Lisa mattress. That's for sure. It's probably dirt. Yeah, then I would have been thankful for a Lisa mattress. That's the only time in

history that I would have been like, wow, wouldn't appropriately name that mattress. I don't even care. I just don't want to sleep on a twig. Okay. Bring the Elisa. Yeah. So this poor guy, Rhino, he has to actually go to every single woman's house and deliver this invitation on behalf of Duret and Nectaria, which I still believe in Nectaria, it sounds like a medicine. You know, like that is definitely, Nectaria is definitely a commercial we've all seen with a lady in her 50s with like beautiful gray hair,

like with an iPad sort of reclaiming her life, while warnings about how Nectaria causes diarrhea and depression and bruising plays over her. Internal beating, et cetera. I think Nektaria sounds like a store for boas and ties. You know, it's just like everything fabulous for your admeck. Nektaria!

It's where you get like discount boas. It's the Garden of Eden for Neckwap. So yeah, he has to go to every house. Now, this is a lot of gas because these ladies live all over the place. All over. Rina, I think, is in Beverly Hills, but I think pretty much everyone else. It's like in Sino, then, you know, well, I guess you didn't have to go to Pasadena at least. That's nice. That's true. But let's see, what's her face? Crystal, I think, is on the West side or somewhere like that. But then Garcell. Garcell is, I think Garcell is, I think in, like, Mission Hills or wherever, where did, she's just, she's a sharp. She's deep valley. Yeah, or at least that's her redness.

Oh, we had to, we drove with the sauce. It'll be good for about two more hours. It was a long drive. Yeah, she's, Rhino had to go far. Rhino probably had to go on at least three highways to get to Garcell. Like I'm going to guess the one, the one on one, to the one 70, to the one, to the five, to the one 18. That's what I'm going guess the one the one a one to the one seventy to the one to the five to the one eighteen That's what I'm gonna say Probably the four or five to the one eighteen at least yeah poor rhino and you know to read and pk didn't pay his ass

Okay, you know they didn't pay him they did not tip him and they probably didn't pay him for gas He probably just did this to be on TV and you know what good move rhino because you know that everybody who sees Rhino and West Hollywood will buy him a drink. So I think it's going to long term payoff for you, buddy. But it really sucks to be Rhino because of course he makes his big splash on the season where he has to wear a mask. So no one really knows who Rhino is. Maybe it's just Justin.

Maybe it's Kyle's former assistant. Turn E, E entertainment host Justin in a mask just trying out his British accent. Okay, so they're getting invitations and Garsells, of course, in love. Garsell just needs to date at this point, really anybody. She's like, hmm, hello. Hello, Rhymo. Yeah. So now it's raining in Los Angeles. And Doreet has this big party coming up. So her party plan or Nick who is sort of like. Gage will Austin. That was I'm not gonna say I can't take credit for that. That's what Tom is like is that Gage is a lost in. So yeah he's like yes girl. Oh my goodness. Is that to figure out a plan?

How to do this party? Because it in like a Indoor's because it might be raining. I'm having Pamyca tax about the rain. I've had a really big week with this party And of course, she's wearing her gavons. She's sweater, you know, because poor people always got to wear a label that shows always Yeah, it basically never rains in LA unless you're planning a big party know because poor people always gotta wear a label that shows always. Mm-hmm. Yeah. It basically never reigns in LA unless you're planning a big party outside, right, PK. I'm a virgin in the brides of business, but throwing a party in Daniels, I'm in it to win it. So she, um, by the way, we see a montage of Dorees crazy parties over the years, which is essentially just like a montage of curtains dropping like she just loves a curtain dropping at her party.

She really does. Remember that boy George one and she had a black curtain up in Jennifer Lopez's old house and everyone had to take a golf, a golf cart up the hill because it was so steep off the hill. That's, you know, J-Lo keeps that booty in shape. She's like, I want the steepest driveway now. So then they get in there and there's like all those black tarp everywhere, and he's like, don't worry about it. It is full of the mold. Yeah. Yeah, she told everyone that like, to hide from, to hide the fight to poor George was behind her and that they had a very terrible mold problem.

Like does whatever wants to hear it a party? It's like, welcome to my new house. Don't mind this Gordon Dove section. It's full of terrible poisonous mold. Anyway, enjoy. So funny. Although that's ironically, isn't that what they also said in Get Out? Why they couldn't go into the basement because there's a mold problem? Yeah, but they didn't go in there, you know, that's the point. Doreet, like, tries to make it more appetizing by lying that she has a mold. I mean only Doreet. Okay, so let's get into some of this Nectaria stuff. Now, there is a whole Instagram called Nectaria Official underscore experiences. Instagram called Nectaria official underscore experiences. A forum page for brides to give their factual feedback on bridal brand Nectaria based in Australia. All opinions are our own or based on facts.

So this is not me, do not sue me, see these people on Instagram please. But Nectaria of course, this is huge read and PK, you know, sidle up to you for business. Well, she's not, she's got a bad reputation. So this lady says, I suspected she had just given me someone else's dress as it was quite the opposite of what we discussed. And it would have been two sizes too big for me. She tweaked the size. I could fit my whole arm in there, but I had to go back again three days before

the wedding and just accept it was going to be my dress. So that one's a big long one. I'll save us all the time. My sister found this page. She wanted to stay anonymous because she's received threatening legal letters from Natalie. Nectaria, a while ago. She's a horrible person in my sister. It's so many problems with her. She ruined my entire wedding experience. It was really bad. My sister then found out she has been a professional con artist for years. She met a girl who bought a ticket to a fake RSPCA charity event in Victoria was running. She has such an awful person and has no shame. So yeah, if you just go on and on, it's a really fun toilet read. Wow. I had no idea. I want to read some gossip on some wedding dress designer that really has no impact on any

of our lives. Go read it. It just goes to show that if you're in LA, truly, the bridal boutique you need to go to is Garimahawk. Garimahawk. Garimahawk. Garimahawk. I was seen on selling sunset.

Well, I didn't know any of this stuff about Nectaria, but it's great to hear and it sounds like if she's based in Australia, it sounds like she should be one of the next real housewives of Melbourne. If she's, I'm assuming she's Melbourne, it almost sounds like a very Melbourne story. Is she? Could you tell if she was based in Melbourne? No, no. No, it's a bit of a shame. The next one, let me say, I think it had a hint where she loves it, says, maybe now. men or leaves she could be on instant hotel Do you have anything? Bondi Beach. Do you have anything to say about this? She worked there under the name of cam around

2005 and it says that was a stripper at men's gallery going under the name of cam around 2005 she applied for a stripping role a stripping role. I love it at Spirament Rhino, but they told her she wasn't what they were after, and she was devastated. So she got heaps of surgery done. She's always been dodgy. I feel for you, Shana. She always leaves a very bad trail behind her.

It doesn't care who she hurts. Ooh, I love this idea that she was a failed stripper. So she changed her identities that way. She could become a, a bridal design. That one actually kind of made me love Nectaria. Is that weird? Yeah, I was like, I want to one actually kind of made me love Nectaria, is that weird? Yeah, I was like, I'm a Nectaria accessory.

Nectaria, yeah, I like the idea of her just being like, one day I'm gonna work at Spirament Rhino while she's like it, you know, some Australian version of Shakers and then, you know, suddenly she's like dancing and she doesn't get in and she's like, I'm not gonna let this

bring me down. You know, my next market wedding dresses. What? Why would she change, why would she need to know my next market, wedding dresses. What? Why would she change, why would she need to change her whole face for wedding dresses?

Like, she wasn't even a good stripper apparently, so that's not even gonna haunt her, right? I'm not that I even could or would have you to go into bridal gown design. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, that poster was kind of rude because what is her having a stripper have to do?

What is having her be a stripper have to do with anything really except make her a fantastic character that I want to follow for the rest of my life. Followed. Followed. Some people change their face to hide from the mob or from the feds. Others just do it to break into a bridal way. Okay, so Doreet is zooming with Nektaria herself and Dorita's like

These are bridal dresses. How do I create in atmosphere that feels like you're going to a wedding? It's like hmm. How does one create an event that's reminiscent of a wedding? God, it's too bad There's not a whole industry built around making no kidding like how does one create an event that connotes a wedding? I wonder if there are any sort of floral arrangements that are easily accessible or decor you could rent. I wonder I wonder advise. Let's throw some little you know grains that feel like pebbles being pelted at you at people. And then don't let any single people that you know bring a guest. How about that? That's how you do it. Okay. This is what Dorecha do friends and Dorecha helps us with carbs.

Yeah, exactly. Our biggest fear. Dorecha just set up a bunch of tables and put all of her friends at different ones and make the fourth and have awkward conversation with Ryan O'Neal and other people they don't know. Yes, exactly. So to read, like look at these invites. And of course they're made out of mirrors because this is to read. To read probably thinks her face is gonna show on every single one of them. Yeah, by the way, if like don't send an invitation that looks like the award that's given up by JP Power and Associates for a car. Okay, don't do that.

I know. That was like a cable ace award. I know. It's like it's paper or just an email, honestly. So, yeah, so that, but they have this like these giant mirror invitations, uh, and Nick is like, it's pretty spectacular. Right? Pretty spectacular. Let's fingers cross at a stops raining. Mm-hmm. The weather is against us. And then we see a shot of their outside backyard with the rain coming down. And I'm sorry to be so nitpicky. I know that we're already like 20 minutes in the recovery recap in two seconds into the show. But I have to say, that is some uneven concrete out there. You know, I don't trust anything about this.

I don't trust anything about this. I think that that is a cheaply-ass made house and that's why they can't sell it. Yeah. I'm just making a lot of research. I've actually always really liked to read new house, aka, Creshell's old house. I like it.

Huge version of my small car in the house. I mean, it is kind of like the generic modern farmhouse thing, but I like it. It just looks like there's room for everything you need, right? Yeah, I feel like on the tail end of that, you know? It's like leg shorts. You know, when leggings like you still wanted to wear them to school, but you were like, I know that these are over, but I'm still going to wear them another couple of weeks. That's kind of how I feel.

My version was Tivas and that pure head lasted about 10 years longer than most people. Can you imagine if I was really wearing leggings to school? That's so would have been me though. God, I wish I was out of the closet back then so now we go to Kathy's house and Kathy's there what was her face list name again the naming him up so quickly and I was like I am not gonna go back to write this name down I was like Ronnie will write it down like Leo or the a-hole or I didn't write it down I wrote wrote Lady. I wrote Lady to the rest of Episina. I was like lady says Kathy is gonna have a spa day with the girls will some of the girls not all of the girls Kyle

Doreet Rina Is that it Erica basically have to point yeah the Fox the Fox force five or whatever they call themselves Basically have to point yeah the fuck the fuck's force five or whatever they call themselves Basically the in the group that Garsell is like have you noticed that they are kind of like clicky and then And then only them are invited to this nice lux Facialist experiencing Kathy's living room, so they all come over and Kathy introduces us to her dog Sue, because of course Kathy would have a dog game Sue. Sue, Sue, come on over here Sue.

Sue, Sue, and she's like, we, I talked to my dogs, Sue. Oh, we communicate. We say things like, I love you. Oh, Sue, do that. Sue, do that. Everyone thinks Kathy, hope, and so do that. Oh, so do that. Oh, everyone thinks Kathy Houghton's so fucking hilarious. And I actually do too. I really like her, but God, she's the kind of woman

you only want to see on TV. Do not live down the street from this person, OK? I've lived down the street from so many poor versions of Kathy. I never really knew a lot. The poor version is not as fabulous. It really is not as fabulous. It really isn't it really is not like Jan with the with the with the strange vest which he goes who is hunky dory

It's like not as fun. It's not as fun when it comes from Jan Right at the dog park. There's always the poor version of Kathy standing over in the corner wearing a really dirty stained Moo-mooth. She wears every time comes, and she's the one over there going, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and the little dogs and laying down on the wood chips, you know. Well, it's like the Garden of Eden all over again. So Erragus shows up, and they're ready to start their facial experience. And so the lady starts explaining what they have in store for themselves.

And she's saying that she has all this stuff that she's going to be using. And most importantly, she's a raky master and she does energy work. And she's charged all the materials and all the masks with raky. And when I go, great, great. We're not has no idea what you're saying. Just don't even know what Raky is.

Great, love that, love a rake, love a rake. Not only that, it's 24 karat gold nano repair or something. It's gem technology. Yeah, they're putting gem technology. Come on, you guys. That's just like, just wanna to just go out on the street and just find someone who doesn't have somewhere to live

and just poop on their heads. Okay, just do that. I'm sure that'll make you feel better. Oh, so some of them start getting their facial and Kyle meanwhile is on the hunt for a carrot, which is, you know, I feel like carrots, carrot hunt, did I just call her carrot? Kyle's carrot hunt.

It was called her carrot. Kyle's carrot hunt was, I feel like it was deliberately planned that morning. I feel like Shoeokman said, today, when I get to Kathies, I'm just gonna ask for a carrot. And I'm just gonna have that guide me. I'm just asked for a carrot. I'm the raky lady, it's like, listen,

we are gonna honor our minds and our intuition. Just let your third eye guide you. And Kathy's like, hey, where do you get the third eye? Oh, Kyle would. I just wish Kyle had overheard that conversation because you know her ass would have gotten one drilled into her damn head. And the lady is like, oh, it's right here. And so then Kathy, the producer's asking Kathy about like, what is the third eye or how do you find it? She goes, oh, well, you know, that's, you know, when they talk to you like that, I just don't listen. Which is actually the most relatable thing that Kathy has ever said. And I love that the camera always just stays on Kathy,

long after she's finished talking. She's like, you know, when you meditate, you have an own. I don't listen. She's just there for the chemicals on her face. That's it. I wanna care, I wanna care it. So then Kyle and Erica go sit on the couch and Kyle's like, so did you enjoy it? Garsell's house. How are you?

I'm sitting doing an Erica's like, no, that door's closed. We're not working through that without working through, but I'm working through it. I've got a lot going on. I don't need that. Kyle. Tom's house was broken into the he confronted the burglar, then he had to have eye surgery, then my son had to go help, and then my son rolled his car three times at the rate, flipped over a billboard that was after the time to tortilla chips, fell flat on his face, then

the tourist on Hollywood Boulevard walked over and poured pacifist hot sauce on his head because they thought it was some sort of tortilla chips. No! Don't even get me started on the burglar at times, He hit Tom with the baseball bat and Tom's eyeballs flew out and the bait said his head started smoking and the smook smelled like bread and eggs. And by the time the sun got there, my helicopter time started bleeding out of his bones

of his big toes and saying the alphabet backwards for no reason. It's been a mess, Kyle. The mess. What? I know. I don't know. Kyle goes, wait, what. What? I know. I don't know. Kogles, wait, what? What?

What? And then Kogles, like, well, you know, like all this happened a few days ago and and Kogles, like, so when you came to Garcels, you knew this and she goes, yeah, I just didn't say anything. So Kogles says, hmm, there seems to be a pattern, but we'll spend time with Erica, and then we'll find out later that there was a big situation in her life going on that she didn't want to share with us.

But then, so when Erica with her whole information, she makes it hard to support her. Oh, right, Kyle. Nice of you to say all of that behind Erica's back in your interview, which you just basically dragged other people across the coast for for the past month, but okay, Kyle. So she's like, wait, wait, wait, back it up. Well, I don't want to back it up because Tom's luck is probably behind me.

And if I back up, I'll run him over again. Kyle. It's like, wait, back it up. Okay. Okay. Here's what happened. I got a call at three in the morning. On my satellite telephone, because I was in the cab on the way to Wisconsin for no good reason, just for the fun of it.

And I didn't, but then I didn't get the call until 6 a.m. It was from the passing of police department saying that Tom's home had been broken into by Grimis. Yes, that's right. Grimis, you know, he wakes up early. He's part of the breakfast. He came in. He was looking for the hamburger. It turns out he thought time with the hamburger. Tom thought he thought for him. It's the hamburger. They both chatted for the early bird. No one showed up and they punched each other on the face. They both fell over. Anyway,

I said, this is at the wrong McDonald's house. I said, hey, cop, and tell me more. And they said, ma'am, we've had reports that your kiddies like a python and you're back with no triumph. I said, yes, police queen. Thanks for supporting the music. And then they say, Tom's home, broken into a spare bowl. What's that? And cops like the home you lived in together.

No, cop. All right, the home from the home from Santa's heaven cop. Yes, the home we lived in, cop. So turns out the handbook really well. They when it punched Tom the arm and they brought him to the hospital. They said this would be a great

opportunity to try out some experimental surgery on a robot. I said, Tom, do you want to have our surgery to get a robot? I and he was like, yes. So then I called up. I said, don't you dare put that robot on inside you because you don't

know what else they're going to put inside you and he said, Eric, Eric, Eric, how did you know? I said, I found out because my son did sky riding and said Tom's the hospital Then he crashes playing of course, but he was fine. He was fine. I mean it was a tornado. What can you do? I Said hey who robbed you and they said the guy had long blonde hair or red rubber body suit and the gay guy following were ran screaming Yeah, bitch. She's gonna be rock rocks, he ain't real this bitch. And then he had to go to the hospital, yeah.

And I was helping it. The surgery was gonna be on his ball sack from keeping it dragging out the graph. The last thing he means is to trip a good cow. Turns out he came out with 10 in place on his eyes. Thankfully, they would just say cup so he could just pop it right back out. You know, he has glaucoma and the anxiety,

you know, I'm not sure. You know, he's always had 10 in his eyes,a and the anxiety. You know I'm not sure. You know he's always had tits in his eyes but for the doctor to take that so literally Kyle. It's hilarious. Kyle's like, but who rolled the car? Oh that was my son. You see he's part of a herb, herbiv- herbiv- love bug and dozeeous club and they like to reenact scenes from the movie and sometimes they get a little carried away. So they decided to go to a cliff on the side of Malibu where it happened to be snowing but also sunny because it was a heatwave and a cold wave at the same time. And he drove

right off the side of it, crashed into the water but there was a whale there and the whale just happened to go on the water and his tail flipped up. They called Bounce Off a Whale Tail all the way back into Pasadena, he landed Pasadena, popped a tire, the rubber hit someone in the face, they had to get high surgery too. Who would have thought? You know, it rolled because it was snowing Kyle. Have you ever been out in traffic with it snowing Kyle? It's like a game of killer marbles Kyle. Every single time, Tom was basically, you know, sitting in the hospital while my son was Indiana Jones running from a big ball coming at him.

It was too big mouth coming at each other, go! It was very scary for him because then he was driving around and he was so disoriented from, you know, being bounced around and hitting things and crashing and rolling, and he drove right into a science library and got shrunk by Rick Murmour and his. Then he was all of a sudden, next to you, you know, he's driving, he thinks he's in the farthest, turns out it's just a lawn, and he sees the world's biggest ant, but actually it's a normal size ant, because he's the one that's small. Anyway, it was a tariff hunt for all of us involved. And girl tells us, like, so wait.

So Tom was burglarized and then, and then he confronted the burglar, what happened? And your son flipped his car, is he okay? I mean, look, obviously this sounds unbelievable. That's only where I can think of, does that mean I don't believe her? I know, but it's unbelievable. And so she goes,

I'm like, the world's greatest hedge by Kyle Richards. This is totally unbelievable and total lies. But do I believe her? Yes. Little Kyle's literally having it both ways. She wants to do the loyalty card in case Eric is exonerated, but she also is like,

but I know this is bullshit, so I'm gonna say it's bullshit, but say I don't also believe it at the same time. Carl's also drawn like two inches of a hairline on. Did you notice that? It looks like she took a sharpie and just like went like that on her forehead to draw some hair on.

I thought is that a lace way? Is that like a lace front? What is it? I don't know, but I was very, I usually don't watch this on the big TV, I watch it on the computer, and I was watching it really big last night, and I was like, is she always done that?

What is she doing? It's like a joke, Gorgah move. Yeah, so Kyle is like, yeah, yeah, it's cool. You do it, Ronnie. Kyle's like, so it was snowing in Pasadena. She was, oh, you know for the North of Pasadena You know about Pasadena up there Alaska, even the last

Through the wind got picked up by the wind. Thank God. That's why he was tumbling Then he fell to the ground broke his egg. Oh somebody broke an ankle like Erica. What are you talking about? And so then she goes she goes Yeah, well, he's further up and Carl's like is your son okay though is Tom okay is Jamie Lee Curtis okay I owe her call actually remind me to call her back movie star Jamie Curtis call was Michael Myers chasing your son is that what happened because I have a very good relationship with him on account of being in the film Halloween so I kind of understand his motives well everyone's okay I think I have no idea because nobody tells me anything, except all of them I just told

you, which I heard from, a squirrel that visits me sometimes for choreography advice. Except for this very detailed story that I know, even though I'm not talking to Tom at all. So she's like, well, it's all just question all at one time. It's just really hard. And she goes, I'm sorry, Erica. I am to. I am to go. At one point she makes this face, like with her lip kind of snarled up. She's like, well, you know, since flipping in cars, and it's said, right, what the? It was difficult for my son and the Yukon. Oh, Chevy Yukon. No, he was up in the Yukon on a dog sled and he heard the news about Tom and tried to turn

the dogs around. It was also fast. He just flipped right over and tumbled into the snow. Oh, poor kid. You know, it's funny. I told him I did his dad and he thought I said I did it right, which is why he wound up up there. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap-ins commercial.

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So then we go over to Garcell's house. Dean D'Arng, it's D'Amona, okay! D'Amona, Blinga, okay. D'Amona Blinga, you dating cult, a guy. So yeah, Garsell is still keeping this dating storyline alive. She doesn't need this. She already has a good storyline with the other women. So she tells us that trust is the most important thing to her. And after her divorce, trust has been the thing that is kept her from dating.

Yeah. And so they go over her profile. And she's like, I mean, you're gorgeous, but we're gonna need more, we're gonna need more. I mean, look, you just have to choose things off to follow this multiple choice. So, okay, you know what? Fill in the plate.

I'm a real nerd about everything, real things. So smart, gay, sex. Swipe, what's that sex with me? Isn't this my dating profile? I'm a real nerd about real estate. I'm kind of like a maven okay, and I wouldn't have had to sell it Oh, excuse me. It's my turn. I'm a real maven about Documentaries. How about that? Like sure? Okay, you can do that if you want me boring okay? She goes documentaries are nerdy, right?

Like, say yes to the dress. I love that brutal, brutally honest document I hear about. So, tutorial decisions. I died. She's like, that's all little on the nose. Gag. No, what? I've got a guide for you.

That's the, and the car says, like, well, I don't want to swipe to meet someone. I want to have a connection across the room or just bump into you in the doorway or Yeah, well, you know, like, I want to see someone from across the way in her eyes Matching there's a sparkle and he walks over to me with a little crank in his little, his lips curl upward as he smiles and takes my hand and says, Madame, would you care to, oh my God, look at those abs, yes, yes, yes, I wanna date him, yes, I wanna date him. Yeah, you know, online doesn't work for everybody. I'm not an online person.

I mean, I can really only trick people in person. Online doesn't work. Online people are like, who, who was that uncle faster in real life, I can be like, you know what, look, I have a piece of pizza. And they are like, who was that uncle faster in real life? I can be like, you know what, look, I have a piece of pizza. And they're like, hmm, pizza smells good. And then before you know what, I've got them in my bed. Everyone's got to find their own medium, you know?

So yeah, Garsell's got them in my long term. I'm going to say if you will. You're Lisa mattress. So Garsell's like, I want a confident man. You know, he has to have his own life. He has to know who he is. If he has kids, I want him to be a great father. I want him to be great with his mother.

I want someone to be confident enough to let me be, wow, those really are a lot of abs. I don't care what his personality is. Just give me those abs. Yeah, I don't care who he is. Yeah, exactly. Because they show him, they show her this gorgeous model picture. Okay. Yeah. No.

By the way, he's a fuck boy. By the way, Garsell, good luck with that one. Yes. The guy who's profile picture is that. No. And it doesn't mean that gorgeous people can't be good people. I'm not saying that. I'm just saying based on the profile picture. Cause it's like, yeah, it's that call body and him looking like his J crew. I don't know. I need someone in the sweater. And then you want to be surprised by that body.

Like, oh my God, like I'm dating you because you're a good person, but you're also a model. This is crazy. How did I notice this before? Yeah, that's what you really need. That's for like Clark Kent moment, right? So, although Clark Kent,, right? So, uh, yeah, so she basically

Wow. Yeah, Clark Kent was like super hot. I think I think Clark Kent is hotter than Superman to be honest. He's more approachable. He's like literally approachable. Like you can't really approach Superman at all. Like he's literally flying. So, um, now we go over to Crystal's house and Kyle shows up and uh, Crystal's like, oh, let's go downstairs. I wanna show you the golf simulator. You know what's so funny? I wrote down the gold simulator, which also seems like it would make sense.

Like I can imagine Crystal has a gold simulator downstairs. Like, hey, this simulates, this way you can pretend like you're Scrooge McDuck in the opening of DuckTales, like a swimming in gold. You wanna try out Kyle? She's like salivating Kyle. Like, gold simulator. I think this scene really shows us so much about Crystal.

I mean, just we start with an aerial shot of Crystal's house, right? And it's got solar panels on it. I think you mean a Simba shot, not an aerial shot. We get a Simba being raised over the population shot. Ariel's a different movie, Ronnie. Ariel's a different movie, Ronnie. Um, and he, anyway, we get it, we get this, uh, Symba shot and it's Crystal's roof and there's solar panels on it, which, you know, like, I get it, but at the same time, it's like, look, we want to save the earth in our 20 million

square foot home with 18 air conditioners. Don't they know that if they want to save the earth, they have to get a solar gazebo. Don't they know that? That's the way to do it. Yeah, try that. You'll get calls every day for the rest of your life. But yeah, I think that's just kind of,

just goes to show how she is in the rest of the scene. Because she's like, you know, I am so frugal. And she's wearing like a thousand dollar sweater. Well, she literally has like broken Faberjee eggs on her dress like, oh, these I just broke them for the fun of it. I am so frugal. So, um, so they, uh, she brings Kyle down to the basement where they're in the prostitute and robber in the process of finishing the basement.

And, um, it's basically an 1800 square foot basement and it's filled with junk, but the plan is for there to be a bar, a movie theater, and a golf simulator room, which is about like that's literally the, I don't even know what else to do. They might as well just call it the light, this bag of cash on fire room, because I don't know why you need a golf simulator room. It's like you have a backyard. It's called Get a Net. Get a Net. Get a Net.

You know, they're making like a little Dave and Busters down there. You know those golf machine things that you see the screen and you can see how far your ball went and all of that. I think that's what they're day. I think this is like, I hate my husband and children room, and I don't ever wanna see those fuckers again. And since putting your children in crates is illegal for some reason, I'm gonna build this big fucking room that I could just lock the door behind them

as they go down. My point remains, because even when I see other Dave and Busters, I always say, get a net, get a net. So, yeah, so, but the thing is with a golf simulator room is that because Rob is so tall that when he swings his golf club, it turns out basements aren't always built for tall man swinging golf clubs, at least in a golf fashion. And so they have to dig into the foundation, I guess a little bit or into the ground.

So that way, the floor is low enough for Rob to have a full swing The two times a year that he uses the golf simulator room. Yeah, you know rich people So it's like got a lot of them got a lot of them So she tells us, you know, like I do spend money, but I just I spend it if I know it'll appreciate and value Oh really? Does the golf room really appreciate? Yes, you enjoy selling that. You know, the ultra deep golf room is really going to get you a little bit more. The ultra deep. Yeah, I don't. She's I think she just like spending money on things when she says things that appreciate. it's more like things that appreciate her.

Like she just gets things that are, that she gets little robots that are saying, Crystal, we appreciate you. We will knock on the door before we come in. Thank you. I will spend money on that. She's saying that she's willing to spend on a handbag, and then we see that little handbag

that was 95 grand or whatever. And she's like, I'll spend money on that, because, you know, they appreciate, you know, that is so sad thinking of Crystal hawking her bags online. Would you, Erica? You don't have to posh market your husband made the line king. Well, I fully support Crystal buying that bag. I've only to see Kyle's reaction to it. Like, you know, that Kyle is, is like haunted by that bag. She just put that bag on a stick and get Kyle to do anything. That's what Chris wants to do. If she comes back for next season, just have that bag on a stick and you control Kyle for the rest of the season. That's all you

have to do. Um, so then they go up and have tea and talk about, talk shit, of course, talk shit about the latest party. And so Kyle's like, you know what? I don't like everyone being fake. I mean, I know that you guys can live like that, but I just can't. I'm just so open and honest. I'm open and honest. Kyle, the passion of saying what she means as she's done for so many years. Yeah, so she's mad that Garsell said that Kyle triggered her. And she's like, I just don't get it. I mean, I thought we got over that. So when Kyle, you said you don't like people waiting for six months to confront other people

and she pointed out that you're goddamn hypocrite who waited six months to confront her. What do you not, there's no expiration date on you being a fucking hypocrite, okay? Yeah, you can still be over the acrimony of it all, but still point out the hypocrisy, which was really never addressed, right? This is Kyle entered new information into the case,

which is saying that you can't be mad at someone if you can't wait six months to tell someone with their mad, that's like new information on that. There's no evidence, right? She just, new evidence. She just brought that back into evidence, basically. I was gonna say she lengthened the, what's it called the time that you have to prosecute a cake the statute of limitations. Yeah, she just up the statutes limitations. Yeah, yeah, so cut so crystal is like well, I think it's like I think it's hard because she doesn't really feel like she's part of the group and cost like she's included in everything we do

except the scene that we shot She's included in everything we do. Do I have any cool that we shot? Do I have any carrot on my lip from the facial experience that neither you nor Garsell were invited to, but she's included in everything we do. She's so foolish. It Kyle. So where are we here? Oh, yeah. So then Crystal, you know, crystal keeps jumping the fence here too

It's like at least you can stand up for Garcell I mean what the hell and it seems like she was going to right but then she's like well, yeah I mean, I don't really see the exclusion, but you know I just feel like she doesn't have a lot of friends and so like you know She's just serious like if you're her friend. you're her best friend. She, someone pointed this out online. She's the only one with friends that we've seen. I mean, we've seen some of Kyle's friends over the years, but Garcell has actually gone out

with a whole group of friends. And she's wanting to do that. I actually did not see this as a, I, I, I, I didn't see, I thought this was actually defensive of Garcell. I thought she was basically saying that Garcell's sort of person that doesn't have a lot of acquaintances. She just has, instead of a lot of acquaintances,

she just has a few really good friends. And so therefore, in a group like this, it's weird. But what it did make me think of, it made me think of when Erica first joined the group and how Erica's whole thing was like, I don't have a lot of girlfriends. I don't like talk to girlfriends because like, one minute,

you're talking to them and next thing you know, you're rolling over in a cob because a girlfriend blabbed about something and next thing you're in a volcano. But like, they didn't give Erica this much shit, right? About, about anything, right? I just feel like they're, like what, like they are, I don't know, I forgot. I didn't organize my thought.

This was like a, as a journalist. Well, they're telling Garza that she needs to speak her mind, but every time she speaks her mind, they're like, oh my God, can you believe what Garza said? Which is I guess the price of admission in being on a housewives show, but it's still like, you know, when minute you're telling her, you want her to say everything,

and then she says one little thing to you, and now you're like running around town talking about it. Whatever. So then we go to Kyle chasing her dog around again because her dog has now chewed stuff up that's all over the floor and lighting candles and stuff because they're gonna have some gas. Yeah, and so Kyle is like on all fours picking up whatever Luna broke and Marie says they were the broom She's like honey do you have a broom is like well? I do I need a broom if you're on all fours. Okay, hey look good like that

Huh you look really good like that Kyle yeah She's like oh be open and honest okay, so PK and to reach show up and They they're just gonna have like a little couples dinner party and everything. So I brought some fruit tarts. They might be smirched. Sranah was exhausted when he got back actions. Exactly. That rat on them.

Poo-ting. They were steep. Well, the most crazy thing happened. We put these fruit tarts in the middle of the road by accident and all of a sudden out of nowhere, this car came rolling down the side of the hill and smashed the futons. You know what the snow does to these roads, kind of. I love fans of these shows too because online people have been like, I went on the weather service, detective service.

I found out the dates that it was snowing and the dates that they had this party and it kind of snowed But nowhere in Pasadena and nowhere that day and I would say I'm like yes, good fight. Yes. I do wonder I wonder where Erica's son is because if you were somewhere like big bear It's actually conceivable that it was snowing because it does snow up there right if he was like in the mountains or whatever There was there was from all of this investigation There was some snow on a mountain around that time. There was a in the mountains or whatever. There was, there was, from all of this investigation, there was some snow on a mountain around that time. There was a big winter storm or whatever, but it's still like your car rolled five times.

And then, well, I mean, if you're driving in the mountains and it's snowing, it is conceivable that your car would roll five times. But yeah, and it was all fairly, it was weird because Erica's story felt like Like an odd remix of her first story I was very strange. She's just taking the same things and kind of recycling them. So Yeah, he case like you get cooking ladies and we'll get drinking

more. He's like my man my man. Yeah, my man. Yeah. Yeah. What are you? So then Kyle is making some broccoli and he and she's like She's like I saw Erica a few days ago, and you know what she told me Someone broke into Tom's house and he confronted the intruder and something happened and he ended up in the hospital and there it goes What? Yeah. Yeah. No. No.

And it gets crazier. Her son, he lives farther up North, like North, I guess, and it was snowing. And he rolled his car. What? Doreet also came with a different face. I don't think that's normally the face she wears. So then we cut to Marie, Marie-Cio MPK, and he's like, oh, we've got new wedding dresses coming out. They're amazing.

Name them, name them all. Really? Nameing, bro. My man, my bro, my man. And then we cut back to them. And basically, guess what Kyle's made, guys? Kyle's made some salmon. Salmon. Salmon, guys. It looked, you know what? Props to her because she only, she merely overcooked them instead of burning them. So congratulations. Yes.

And then Dorees, it looks beautiful this dinner. And more is like, honey, did you blacken it? Which I think you know that is a good husband who automatically has the blackened defense for you. Yeah, that's automatically has the blackened defense. Yeah. That's good. The blackened blackened salmon. Also, I love that like that might be her thing because apparently blackened salmon or blackened. I think blackened salmon was like a thing in the 80s.

So I love that that's like Kyle's Kyle's reference is to just go to the 80s for her for her innovation. Yeah. So either way speak. I mean, listen, I can't bash Kyle when she serves this salmon. And Pique is like, do you have any mayonnaise? Well, Tata sauce. And I was like, listen, when you've got Pique at a dinner party, wanting to slather his food with mayo, I mean, you know.

You deserve it, burnt, sir. Although Tartar sauce never a bad idea with any kind of fish, that is mayo based. So. That is true. Yeah. That is true. So, but I feel like pk eating mayo is different. It's like you're asking for a side of your own DNA. For you.

Well, I just also feel like I love tartar sauce. It's one of my favorite condiments. But I feel like if our dinner party and someone made a piece of salmon for me and some, you know, probably boring Blanche Broccolini, I think I would just be like, this is the way the salmon's supposed to be. And I would not, I just wouldn't ask for tartar sauce from the host. I feel like that's the thing. That might have been crazy, but Carl told me the craziest story.

Now let me tell you, Tom. His house was broken into. He confronted the intruder, ended up in the hospital. And he says, well, how does she know this? Carl's like, ah, she was learning somehow. Like somehow, she was alerted. Oh, it gets crazy. The sun.

It was snowing, and it flipped his car six times. I've not had to flip in there, but you've got to do it. Erika probably added five. So I can add one for myself. And when he stepped out of the car all sorts of beautiful smooth sea stones came out with him. Oh! So, it feels like what? And he's like totally stoned as usual. And he's so stoned.

The reason I'm laughing, like, can you believe it? He's like, what are you laughing at, babe? It's just a shocking pick here. It's a shocking, you know, it's almost a shock in this guy's soul getting invitation to me party. She said she saw a reflection of herself. I said Rana get in here. These invitations have a reflection of me.

Fix it, Rana! She's just understanding how mirrors work. I mean, the way I thought PK, I thought that when you flip a car, you break your book. PK, you've got Tata sauce. I love your mouse. So, it's like Mauricio says, ah, so is this for real?

Or is this like a big story? Is this really like, PK, and Kyle says, you know, it's real. And PK says, it's not. I don't know if you know about the previous story about Tom's car flipping over. So now we hear the other story. Tells you tell the other car story.

Yeah, she's like, well, you know, he had to have surgery on his brain. Oh, well, we were in Lakinta when she told, now, if she said he drove off a cliff and it flipped over and then it came out of it, a broke his shoulder snapped an ankle, broke a clavicle, and then they had to do surgery on his brain, I think. And then she said she didn't want them to operate because he needs his brain to remember where the bags of money Are hidden wait, but if I didn't say that part. I didn't see that So then pico goes I'm no statistician, but what are the statistics that Tom and a stepson both flip cars I would guess it's millions and millions to one

Statistically, it's impossible like you just said you're not a statistician. Now you're saying statistically, it's impossible. I actually think, yes, this all smells like bullshit and sounds like bullshit, but I don't think it's like crazy that two people could roll their cars. You're fully aware. But I'm not saying the stories aren't bullshit.

I'm just coming down on PK. I'm just coming down on PK being like a blowhard on this. I was like, I think the statistics. Now listen, I'm no statistician. I'm neither am I a crustacean. I'm a mammal. And this is bullshit. The story's bullshit, okay.

The stories are bullshit. The stories are bullshit. I just felt like I had a moment where I wanted to push back on PK man's plan. A little bit, even though he wasn't necessarily wrong, I was like, you know what, it's really not an important point for either of us or the listeners of this podcast,

so we'll just move on. So she's like, well, you're suggesting that Eurica's not killing the tree. And he's like, now I'm suggesting that she's been in a controlling marriage for 20 years and she's still being controlled I think Tom lie to Erica and Erica went along with it Emory Circles just saying just saying okay, you're just saying just saying okay Like I'm really so you can put down that room. I told you we're not using it. So PK is like there's no car rolling There's no 12 hours unconscious

I'm just saying the lies are over the place if a doctor comes to you and he says There's no car rolling. There's no 12 hours unconscious. Don't say it. Don't say it. I'm just saying. The lies are over the place. If a doctor comes to you and he says your husband's been hurt, he was unconscious, we need to operate. Who says no? Who says no? Who says no? It's like tartar sauce.

Who says no? You know what I would say? Operation. Just saying. And he's like, yes, that's what would happen. And he's and cuz like oh my god hearing their reactions really makes me question myself I mean, it's a lot more difficult when you're so close to the situation and no Erica as well as we do and to read side But Erica's the one tilling the story. She is the one who found them She's the one who was in the whole spitter with them and I respect your opinion the story is bonkers There's some details missing, but I don't believe a one-seeking ear because lean

You know it's such a story that's it's just so difficult to wrap your head around I think Gee, why would she make that up? Why would she make that up? Obviously you have to believe her I mean, it's crazy, but I have no reason not to believe her. I'm like, you do have a reason not to believe her. You literally have a reason not to believe her. It's called federal charges. Federal charges. Federal charges. You know what, her lap your head around it isn't it.

You know, but stores it to hard to wrap your head around. It's still real. I mean look at Hamson and Gretel. Who cooks children? Do you know what that would do to a nothing? I never believed it. Or pretty woman Richard Ghee would never have to pay for a hooker. And Julia Roberts would never shop for herself on Redale. It's a bunch of punk. And ET, an alien that's obsessed with candy.

The- The- The Loch Ness- Charlie's Theron. Who does that? I wouldn't believe- A monster actually went into a lock of some sort it's not even the shape of a key but you know what it's true I have no reason not to believe it. It's true it's a true story I mean the so-out landish there have to be true which is oh I always leave a trade of gracious pieces landing leading to my thumb draw and keep

me oven lot tight at night from Charlie's Theron slipping in and killing a baby in me of him. So PK says, well, if she's gonna have any credibility, there has to come to a point where she says, enough's enough, babe. You can only have so much tartar sauce, even for me, right, babe? I was on that show, I'm sorry, I thought you said that, Evis and I've, go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.

Well, as a manager, PK has seen some of the Instagram posts and he thinks bad moves, bad moves, man, bad moves. I've seen lots of bad moves. Bad moves like Kyle went to his on, yeah, bad moves. Bad moves. If there was a bad moves button on Instagram, I would have double tapped it, just saying it. Just like when Kyle does the splits, when car does the splits out of funeral. Bad moves, bad moves. So PK's like, listen, I would love to have her to have a comeback. You know that I could sell T-shirts to, but not if she can break the shackles of this world she came out of. I mean that car is not a good car flipped cars. So here's another scenario. The doctor comes out of the room and says he might have some brain trauma. So we want to operate on his ankle and they start cracking up. They just start laughing. I think it's like ridiculous. Because babe, he's not a soccer player. He's a lawyer. You think

they can say, Oh, he's got my go for ankle first. Go for the act, do the fucking anchor, babe. Babe. So they're all cracking up. Yes. Oh, I guess we should operate on his ankle now, huh? On PK's like, the wife said, no, no, not the brain. Just get the ankle down and they start cracking up. So Erica posted on Twitter. She's like, felt great watching this. And it was a scene from this.

Well, it seems from this. Didn't Erica also say that she went into the reunion with only one true friend? So it sounds like there was a falling out with pretty much all these women, because she saw that they were, it wasn't just son, they were all talking shit behind her back, except for Rina. Yeah. So now everybody's getting ready to go to the next party. Rina thinks

Harry's gonna stop by tonight. He's got a couple of Zoom meetings, but then he's coming. And should we name this wig for Lairia? Lairia? Yeah, Valeria, Cherishia. Okay, Valerie Cherish. Good old show called the comeback. I'm seeing your future. Yeah. And crystals in here make up base time and Kyle and Kyle's like my my clothes are all tight and crystals like, well, do you want to do a fast with me? And she goes, no. She's like, can I burn that air in the oven? Then no, I have no interest to that. So to read is running through that air in the oven.

So, Tariq is running through that air in the oven. Tariq is running through things with her models. And she's like, Tariq, do you have any time, Jack? He's like, the time. Don't name it, Pika. It's already cold at the time. What time is it? It's quarter past tortoise.

Okay. Man, it's a cloak. So she's like, you know, Nick is bossing models around and everything into retails. And by the way, so one of the models, I texted Ronnie about this, very excited that I recognized her and apparently, so I guess some of the internet,

CJ from Fuck Boy Island was one of the models there. And I don't know if anyone watches Fuckboy Island, but if you did, this would be a moment for you and a like. Yeah. So then Erica is being driven and calls Kyle and Erica's in her one of her high voice moves because she's been talking like,

well, yeah. Uh-oh. Been nasty like, oh, hi, hi. Oh, my god, I went red lipstick too. Oh, it's called the villain. Oh, I feel good. It's not silly. I need to not flip the car. No, my is my bad. My life's like it was for my poor, poor side. You flipped the trade. That was a car. Well, they call, they call them on a train. They call them cars. I thought I explained that part to you. It was a, it was, he flipped one car on the

train, but the train kept on going. Stephen's a car was like, what's going on here? And that was the whole thing. So anyway, he's back in 1885 now. So Kyle is like, Kyle is like, so how are you feeling tonight to see everyone? Everyone, you know, Kyle's basically trying to get Erica Maddett's sudden before the party. Just try. But so Erica will not fall for it. Actually, Erica, I will say that considering how much Erica despises a sudden right now, she does a very good job of putting on a fake face over this entire scene. Yeah, she's like, of course I'm ready,

I've got a tupperware, my bun, baby. This bitch off, this bitch is off a budget, all right? Oh! So let me, uh, Sutton is in the car with her boyfriend, Michael. And she's like, I have to tell you, I am nervous to see Erica. I'm just, I don't know, I'm a little nervous. She's like, I'm there to tell you I am nervous to see Erica. I'm just out of milk.

I'm a little nervous. He's like, I'm there to protect you. If you need me, I'm like, thank you. Who are you again? I haven't seen you all season. Who is this person? Is this producer? Help you.

Bev a TV, right? Thank you. You're my bodyguard. So then Robin Crystal arrived. And then Crystal walks in and sees to read and Crystal tries to do the rid of thing but she's like really bad at it. She goes, are you serious?

Are you serious? Wow, you gotta. Wow, look at you. I am a Lord by your house. Hustle baby, hustle. You really? I'm a Lord by your house. Hustle, baby. Hustle. You really? I'm really honored by your house, own it. Of course we own it.

Oh, sorry, I'm just trying to ridda. I'm just trying to workshop some runnazms into my personality. So then Rob goes over to the bar and orders a martini and PK is just like lingering next to him. He's like, you know what those movies when the protagonist goes up to the bar and they order something and then like, they step back. He's like, you know, in those movies, when the protagonist goes up to the bar and they order something and then like,

they step back and then in frame, there's just someone at the bar who just starts talking to the protagonist, you know? That's what PK is, because I'm not allowed to have Maltini before, Vitten to love, Vitten, makes me so drunk. So what I do is I take a Maltini glass, fit it to the top of Tartis sauce, just as good.

So Erica comes and she's wearing her hair in a, like a bun, but then it's got like a keychain hanging off with a hair piece attached to the look, every time I see a keychain, now I just want to put an air tag on it. And that is a tip for you, feds. Okay. Just put it. Put an air tag on that keychain. You always know where her ass is. Yeah. So it's kind of funny because before Doreet notices that key chain part to the ponytail, she starts saying, I think a woman in red and then Erica turns out to go, Oh, I'm like, I want to know what Doreet was going to say about a woman in red. Like what grand statement was she about to say about women in red? All right.

I know. She's dancing with me though. Cheek to cheek. Oh, so Kyle and Marisa were talking and Kyle's like, wow, and he's like, talk of the devil. So we get a lot of, we get the Kyle. Harri. Kyle's also brought back her Maleficent look from last season

where she has her hair high and like little tendrils down. And like she just had like her a high collar So she's sort of doing a throwback to her look from last year and And then suddenly Michael show up and She's like isn't it not to see Michael? Isn't it not to see someone else here? And then she joins this like a high top of women standing around as soon as she joins and she's like Super fake nice to Eric. I was like, ha, honey bunny, ha, ha,

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So, and then Kathy shows up with her architect Jesse and she's like, oh, I thought you'd like the architecture. This is, this is not like I am pay. Okay. This is, this is not like I am pay. Okay, this is, this is not Veece Mandaro. Veece, Vandearo. This is, this is literally like generic modern farmhouse that you see all over last ad. Yeah.

Oh, this is an innovative look. I thought you'd appreciate it. Yeah, you like to dip into a whanau. I thought I'd bring you to this hack fest. You like Chip and Joanna? I thought I'd bring you to this hack fest. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha wedding gown design. And then she tells you know, Doree is really so full of shit. I'm like, I've worked in design. Me, who live? It's not just slapping me name on something. If I'm putting me name on something, you better believe it's my work my creativity My pepper if you will

My milkshake you know that next season when Dread and Nektaria are going to be sued by someone She's like well, I I really wasn't even mine. I basically just put a stamp on the envelope and made it to people and then they're going to show this clip ten times of the course season. It's my design, my creativity, my thing. I sewed it, I created it all! Yeah, it's going to be like all next season. Yeah, so then the curtains come down and all the ladies are dressed in their wedding gowns behind the windows and they're all clapping.

Yeah, a lot of clapping. And, uh, certain's like, Doreet pulled this off and up into a lot of fashion shows. A lot. I'm rich. Wow. In case she offered. Very, very rich. I am just so glad to read pulled off the technical precision that goes into show featuring

five looks all just standing around. You know, it's the great to be a design-owned, have an idea, and then transform that idea into a product. Show me your sewing machine, ma'am. Show me your fucking sewing machine. I'm not buying this for two seconds, and then she goes, it's a euphoric feeling I can't really explain you just did it's euphoric So then they're all looking at them and we say it goes oh, yeah, those are my favorite two Cinderella and a little moment Yeah, babe. Yeah, I'm like Marisa. You're looking at wall switches right now, aren't you? Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, the dress is here too.

Cool. Now I'm gonna kick this off with a special flower curl. Some girl who keeps knocking on me door and calling me mama. Come on out, panicking. So Phoenix comes out, she's cute. And then next is that for the bridal counts, Jessica, wearing the angel. This was inspired for the angelic bride. America's like, that ain't nobody here.

Huh, eh, eh, eh. And yeah, and we're like, I mean, wow. It's just so elegant and beautiful. It's a far-step from Beverly Beach, isn't it? Huh, huh. And the recie clips of Beverly Beach in those bathing suits that Darius did herself that are like going up everybody's butts and not fitting right? Yeah, I mean this is all good. It's really purging the memory of Kyle's fashion show from last season. Let's be honest

So then leisure wear from hell so then This next one is our standout bride This is called the moment and some people wait a lifetime for it and this is a two-piece gown worn by Ariel. It's an actual television Ariel and we brought it to life and now it's modeling distress. Congratulations. So then dinner is served and Eric is like, Oh, the Keebie Frittles. The K model animal flower cool can't wait to see your turn on top chef

Erica as a judge what's the salt pepper flower celery and carrot cool cool I'll take that five hundred dollars now oh so then PK is sitting next to Kyle and he's like, oh, Carl, should I talk to Erica and tell her about what we were discussing the other day? She goes, why you feel guilty? Ha ha ha. And he's like, no, because all I never said anything bad. And she's just like, it's wide eyed and starts cracking up. She just laughs in his face. Like you are as ridiculous as everyone says, aren't you? Yes, but I also know what what go ahead. Well, he said that he wasn't he didn't say anything bad about archive. He was just giving advice.

That's what he said. Oh, yeah. And she just that's why she looks and was like. She basically does a full on say come take, which I loved. Right. So it's not important at all to discuss that you for we're sitting around basically calling her full of shit at the dinner. Mm hmm.

Interesting opinion. Yeah. sitting around basically calling her full of shit. Eddie dinner. Interesting opinion. Yeah. So yeah, so now there's a ring at the door. Who could it be? Is it the feds? Is it Tom? Is it Catherine from that one season? No.

There he is, man. There he is, man. There he is, man. I love you and bad men. There he is, man. There he is, man. Hello everybody. Hello everybody. I am a-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha- I haven't seen you since we brought COVID to your house. And Harry comes in so actory. He's like, hello everyone. Hands, prayer hands, actor bow.

Hello. Hello. You are blessed. All right. Um, Mauricio and Erica, you come to the front. I want to see your scene. Okay, and begin. So, Rinna says,

Oh, he's going to do a show with Ridley Scott. Plankton broke off. Ha, ha, ha, he can't make that. Ha, ha, ha, says, oh he's gonna do a show with Ridley Scott playing Tom Broca in Canada. God, it's gonna be great. He's like, um, this is how Tom Broca is called, with very low, but always so, really hot. And he's like, oh my god, that's it, that's it. He sounded a lot like him, it was actually kind of crazy. And then Rinna in a flashback is telling us, because when he gets the roll, she was,

I'm basically fucking Tom Broca right now. I fucking Tom Broca. You know that Tom Broca's wife is like, thanks for sheening. And then Harry meanwhile, he's like, well, everyone loves Tom Broca. Broca, that's why I'm terrified. I'm like, well, I mean, I think we like Tom.

I mean, he's fine, but I wouldn't say that like, I feel like I don't start every podcasting. Gosh, Ronnie, I wonder what Tom Broca's up to. Because God, I love him so much. I love that Tom Broca. Well, listen, not everybody can play Sally Field Band. Okay, like not everyone is gonna play our heroes every day. Okay. So then the ladies go off to talk to the... Okay, like not everyone is gonna play our heroes every day

So then the ladies go off to talk lady talk and the men go off to talk men talk and P case like cold just so great for you. I mean look at you. You're busy. I mean, I'm not I don't have anything to do I'm really sick as I know The agency so Kyle is like guys my sister makes me laugh You know the new Bernie Sanders meme by the way, you know this was like shot in like March when she's like the new You know the new Bernie Sanders meme, but she goes you know the new Bernie Sanders meme Kathy sends me the photo and she goes who's this old man? Is this the new elf on this shelf and Kathy goes well? I didn't know there was a new Kentucky Fried Chicken Man.

Colonel Sanders, for Colonel Bernie Sanders. Oh. So then the guys were talking and one of the husbands, I think Crystal's husband is like, so PK, you were in real estate, why'd you leave that? And he goes, I lost everything. And one of them goes, yeah, wasn't it like a billion dollars? Actually, it was close to two billion dollars. Because, and kid just turned on the fan light.

Oh, I thought that's what P.K said also. P.K goes, he goes, well, I didn't really lose it. I'm still looking for it to be honest. And then we got to Kyle. Kyle, you know, the famous thing about Kyle is that she's always starting shit up, always starting shit up. And this was one of her most, this was one of her most graceless, it was so graceless that it was actually masterful way of starting shit, of pivoting into the shit. She goes, Bernie Sanders says, everyone up in arms. goes, Bernie Sanders says everyone up in arms. Garsell, you had everyone up in arms too. I was like, you're doing the Bernie Sanders

to Garsell transition to start this scene off. Was that what you're really doing? You're just gonna like, like that was like, I never would have thought. I knew that Kyle was gonna take us to some shit, but I didn't think we're going from a Bernie Sanders meme and using that as a launching pad to, like, let's go at Garsell. Like, that was almost a masterclass, right? Garsell's just gonna take us all through politics with this shit.

And you know that soon it's gonna be like, you know who else costs an insurrection? That's a line. Talking shit about Erica. Ha, ha, ha, ha. So then Garsell, so she goes, yeah, you made a comment that went everywhere and Garose goes, oh shit. And then it goes to commercial break.

And she looks like she looks at Kyle like you fucking bitch, right? So then we come back and she's, oh fuck, and Kyle says, well, you said that we're all coming after you. You know, she did some interview on Ellen with Mario Lopez and said they're all coming after me and I'm gonna say I'm coming after all of them too. And Dreece's like, why are you out there seeing the people are coming after you? Did you even have a cough lip in there to make that one believable? And Garth saw said, well she goes, well you did the other day and so we see a flashback of Dreece coming for Garth's and day. And so we see a flashback of Doreet coming for Garsell. And make it locked of Jeeps. Jeeps, jeeps. So Garsell says, you know what, I did, she tells us,

I did the interview right after the lip kit launch, and I was heated, you know? So that Doreet goes, now Doreet is gonna try to turn it and she goes, but you came after me this, which is a lie, she was just making barbs, which is not the same as coming after. Right. Anger says, like, no, I did.

And I said little things that you were there right next to me when I said them. So don't act like I was coming after you. And to start up the oven again. Just try not the oven You got to hold it down babe. You got to hold it down for the pilot life babe Here's your cuz here's my problem with gas here if you've got a problem Voice it how many times does she have to tell you shut the fuck up? She's voice it and now you're gonna make her voice it again Is that like is that like when Doreet voiced what she said, you know, as I'm leading to Erica?

Is that what she means by that? Right, and she's like, but if you don't, don't come up with things just to be provocative, cause the authentic makes it more interesting, which is exactly what she's doing. Like Doreet has nothing to talk about, so she's gonna try and start a fight with Garsell.

Yeah, she's basically accusing Garsell of like coming up with bullshit to create storylines, which is by the way, what these women always do to deflect away from the real shit going on. So she's like, I thought that you and I moved past our own issues. And Garsell says, well, am I not allowed to have my own opinion?

Of course you are! I would say, gee, have your own opinion. I would love to hear my own opinion? Of course you are! I would say gee! Have your own opinion! I would love to hear your opinion. I won't listen, but I would love to hear it someday. Your fit, my favorite opinions of yours is the pearl! What a gauw! Let's go in that! One moment. As in would you like to purchase one moment? Okay, it's for sale. Would I like to hear your opinion? G. G. So, Gressel's like, well, my opinion only works if it satisfies you.

Push it down hard, a babe. Push it. Don't start a fire okay she sounds like the Jetson's car like slowly running out of gas We're listening our speak full languages good for you and that doesn't make sense in any of them. And please don't step on the lines. I paid three makeup people to write that one and you just stepped on over it. Oh, shall I say, Yacameezad Algato, which means just stumped on over it and framish.

I like to call that line. The line. So, uh, Drikas, you know, if you have, if you have an issue or think I talked to much Terny, don't mask it with the passive aggressive comment, it doesn't make any sense. Or as we say in another language, don't mask it in a passive or some bread row commento. It doesn't make sense. And those full languages, I just don't understand. And Grace, it's like-

So meanwhile, Erica, it- I'm not a bully, bitch, you know. Yeah. Can you keep talking about? So meanwhile, I guess, sorry. Yeah, no, I was just gonna say that Erica and Rina, speaking of stepping on lines, meet with you every episode. So Erica and Rina are sitting on that table.

You know, just not. They're just watching from afar. And Erica is, Sa passe, which was like the Haitian phrase all year. And of course, Selta, she goes, Nabule girl, Nabule. Rena is like, should we go over there?

She's, I wanna move my app. So, Teresa, Well, I just wonder, gee, did genuinely feel that I'm coming after ya. And she's like, well I think that you did the other day, no one stood up for me except for Sutton. And did she Sutton? Did she? And she goes, yeah, gee. And then we see. She goes, well no one ever takes my side. And then Rina from afar, Rina, who is actively not taking her side, because, you know, what ever takes your side?

No, whatever takes your side? Like, Rina, she just had this conversation with you about how she feels like an outsider. So if you did want to be her friend, you could, like, stand up and say, listen, she, regardless of this whole jab situation, we have to make an effort to make her feel more welcome because we're putting out some sort of energy that's making her feel the way. But instead, Rinne just sits back and just watches from afar. Yeah, she says, Garcell got called out for being jabbing shady.

So, if I feel there's injustice going on, I will say something, but I don't, you're a big girl. You can take to read. I mean, now, if you would have sex with to read, I would love to talk about that. But if there's no vagina, I'll vagina action. Nope. Good. It's not good enough. So then I, I would the guys, Harry just said, decides he's gonna go back inside because he says he needs some female companionship. AKA, he's bored listening to PK, Prattalon about tartar sauce.

And PK just keeps saying mayonnaise and victimless prawn. That's what that was over in the over again. His $2 million of victimless crimes. And he's like, well, personally, I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't go back in there. But Harry decides to go in anyways. He's like, who doesn't like Tom Broca, am I right? So he goes in, he's just safe. Oh wait, let me't like Tom Broca, am I right so he goes in. He's a safe. Oh wait

Let me do my Tom broca voice So Garsell says so do I just need to be directly direct and we say yes, gee, be directly direct. Don't see. He's like, so should I just say my god, will you shut up? Yes, do you you've never said that before and I would welcome that I'd welcome that which is a lie It's a full lie because I guarantee the next time Garcell if Garcell says that Doreets can be like wait, I thought that was rather rude. Yeah, full on my The fun episode they just what's this they keep trying to get Garcell to get into some huge fight with them about this

It's not gonna happen you guys ask that she felt she said she feels left out So then you have a party leaving her out Literally having that the next party tell her she's crazy for feeling left out. Like what more do you want? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'll tell you what more I want. Episodes. Many more episodes. It's been such a fun season. And as someone mentioned online, I forget who, what's been so good is aside from the fact that we have a scandal is that we actually have multiple, multiple storylines going on too,

which is nice. We have Garsell versus to read in this whole issue, and I still think that there's the crystal and sun thing, which is pretty much over, but it still provided another dimension to the season. So we're seeing a multi-dimensional season for the first time in a few years, which has been great.

So you know what, thanks. Thanks, Beverly Hills. What? Doing quite a guy. Okay, everybody. Thanks so much for being here with us. We will be back tomorrow with a recap of... Lula Rich. Mm-hmm. Episode one for those of you following along. Which I'll see you later.

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