Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: She's Effin' Denise Richards!

Episode Date: May 14, 2020

This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Denise reminds Kyle that's she's the most famous Richards in the group. Plus, Sutton has post traumatic mouse disorder, Lois swings by for a visit, and Dorit has major news about Buca di Beppo!!!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Okay, so let's get on with some real housewives of Beverly Hills. We're still at Denise's big party. I didn't even realize that we were still gonna be there, but we are. And in case you forgot, basically Kyle was trying to, like she was really trying to push this whole thing that Doreet was acting crazy by getting glammed up before going to Teddy's retreat, and no one was co-signing with her, and so then she went to her next best thing,

which is cryon. Cryon, and saying, you're mean. Which I cannot believe she hasn't said yet, because that's Kyle's thing. Yeah. You're mean, you're being mean, nothing mean to me. Which I cannot believe she hasn't said yet because that's Kyle's thing Yeah, she hasn't done that yet, but I you know I have my fingers crossed that it's coming because it's one of my favorite Kyle things Yeah, so then Rina jumps into her thing which is When Rina does the therapy thing which they call her out for later, but she's like let's go she leans back

Let's let's talk about what's really going on here What's really going on here my smart laughs my therapist laugh Doreet's like are you upset me for something else Kyle Kyle boys, goys, Kyle, goys, Kyle. And then so Kyle is now like crying. She's like, it's just, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's. And then all the kids at the other table are like watching Kyle cry. I mean, it's like mortifying, you know? Uh, and Kyle's like, do I think that you got

glammed up for a friend? Do I think it's weird that you got glammed up for a friend's workout? Yeah, I think it's fucking weird. I think it's fucking weird. That's what I'm saying. Demy says like, it's a fucking town where bitches put on lashes to piece and then I have to see what they really look like in the middle of the night What the fuck you twaddling on around about? So something's like I know what it is if they could just all zip it for two seconds a lady who wears couture has something to say

Okay girls listen to me listen to me. Listen to me. And no, I'm not going to listen to you because I am tired of this. Children! Children! Zip it for two seconds. And Garth sells like, speak your truth.

Speak your truth, sir. So, Sutton goes, I think it's, and she's doing that pointing thing, where she's got her finger. She's going to be a finger pointer fighter. So, she's like, I think it's the, I have a life. That's what really resonated with her was when you said, I have a life. And then we get a clip of the hotel room, because it's Beverly Hills.

And this is the most important fight that's ever happened, you know. So we get a clip of it when, when Kyle's like, well, the rest of us came here at five in the morning and Doree said, will I have a nap, Kyle? It's like, and I don't, and I don't. And then Kyle started crying and liking so she could talk about being in a movie. Yeah, exactly. And Kyle is still such an idiot

for actually taking it in that way. Oh, I don't have a life. I'm like, she wasn't saying it that way. And I work as like, well, well, that was a little shop for sure. And Kyle's like, I mean mean look like we all have lives Okay, she's doing Chicago. I'm doing a movie. I'm doing a movie. I was in a movie So I'm actually doing us. It's almost like a sequel because I was in the first version of this movie

That was kind of iconic So I've got the weight of being an iconic movie and resurrecting an iconic role on my shoulders I have four kids four kids that are very worried about their mommy is shooting a movie. Have I mentioned I'm shooting a movie and next week I'm resurrecting my role as a nurse on ER in my living room. So there's all of that. And Garth says like, well everyone has a lot.

And Garth is like, well let's break it down. Let's break it down. Everyone has a fucking opinion about everybody that they're not being honest about. Which is another car I'll go to, like you're losing the fight so make it about everybody else. Yeah, so do it's like who's not honest and Cause like I mean, it's a fucking comedy show. I mean, did she say it's a fucking comedy show? Yeah, she said it's a fucking comedy show Everyone's so fake in this on this side I can't take it in a movie. Yeah,

take it in a movie. I'm so glad I'm doing something in the horror genre. That's my movie because this comedy is not for me. Of course. I was like, um, wait a minute. Okay. Like it. Her dinner party was Kyle being fake or was she being completely open and honest, you know, and then it cuts to Garce Kyle at that party going, you know what I love about you that you're so beautiful and amazing. That's what I love about. I don't know how fabulous you were. Kyle is the, if everyone here, in terms of talking about like kissing people's asses, that is what Kyle does the most. She is the biggest ass kisser that we've ever seen on this show.

And Garsell is ready. Garsell is ready to just fight with Kyle. She doesn't care. She's like, so could you just tell me what I've been dishonest about then? She's like, I'm not coming for you personally. She goes, yeah, no, no, I would like to know what I'm dishonest about. She goes, I'm not thinking like you out. Yeah, she's like, I know, who'd be great to know what I'm dishonest about.

Yeah. And so Rinna smells blood in the water. So everyone is just so excited to pounce on Kyle, which is thrilling for me. And Rinna's like, I've been honest. I've been honest. Kyle then goes to her other classic little girl. Like, I'm like, Jack, the little girl.

But meaning that Kyle's being a very immature version of herself, which is basically like herself. And she's like, what you said is not fair. It's not fair. Not fair. I remember it's like, but it's how I feel Kyle. You know, that's how I feel. You can't just say that.

You stand up for everyone. When you don't Kyle, you don't stand up for everyone. You can't say that Kyle. She's people are so stupid. I love the fight. I mean, when they do the petty fights right on this show, they really do it right. Because this is ridiculous.

And then we get another Kyle classic, and then where Kyle goes, I do. And then she sticks their tongue out like a lizard. It was like, it pauses. She's like, she can't feel the lips. Still, you know, she has so many so much Botox. She can't feel her lips. So she's always like darting out her tongue like share. I also, I love, I love that Rina is grilling Kyle over basically a technicality, which is that Kyle did actually have Rina's back against her

sister, except for like one small time. And I was like that's not a hundred percent that's like 99.9 percent it's not a hundred sorry just just letting you know so we got Rina is just gonna fight with anybody today she doesn't care if it's real or not or if she has a like the stand-hound she's gonna just go she's like determined to fight with somebody yeah exactly and so Kyle is now fully bothered by this and we see even a flashback of like Kim getting mad at Kyle for not having her back for taking Rina's side instead. So there is like evidence. I mean it's Kyle did take Rina's side over. Kyle was, Kyle was a bad sister to, to Kim at that point, you know, because she did take Rina's side. Although I understand why I should probably was exhausted for years of dealing with Kim being cracked out of her mind. So because I was like, I lost my sister and I still defended you. And she's like, not always Kyle, not always. And then we see a clip of last year at Halloween when Rinna dressed like Erica chain and told Kim she was being cut

fit Nisi or whatever. She said that was pretty cut fit Nisi, which became that fight. You know, between Kim and Rina last year, when Rina was like, but I'm an actress, it was a role. And so Rina's acting like she's the big victim and all of that, the guy who's going to stamp up for her. So now Kyle is mad, you'll stop, Rina.

Leave me alone. So she stands up to leave and everything and she's like, are you kidding me? And Rina's like, you have done that. You have not defended me's like, are you kidding me? You're stuck. And I'm just like, you have done that. You have not defended me blindly. So now Kyle is like, you know, pounding out of the party. So of course Teddy gets up to follower.

Yes. It's like, let me alone. So Teddy follows her and then he goes, of course he comes, Teddy. It's that putting a chocolate chip on the table. and then he goes, of course he comes steady. It's that put in a chocolate chip on the table, no, and the vanilla's gonna come out and try and engulf it. Oh, but it's a plain, plain, titty.

You know how it goes? It's like leave a bag of pringles on the table and PK will come and eat it two seconds later. One thing leads to another as boy George almost sang once in the 80s. So now everybody's going to be if Kyle's going to be offended at every little thing, then now everybody's going to be offended at every little thing. Denise goes, they didn't even say, bye, I mean, whatever. And Denise is like, yeah, you know what? Kyle's always got to be the center of attention. Sounds like I would like to rival that I would like also a lot of the center of attention.

I would just like to weigh in and say that they didn't even say thank you. I think that's worse. I think that's worse. That's worse. That's worse. Let me put my finger right now and say that is worse. So Denise is like, you know, whatever. I mean, thanks for saying that button, but you know, it's fine.

So then in the trailer, you know, because we're getting to see behind the fools wall. I think those were just portapodes to be honest. I think those were fancy portapodes. Oh, yeah, really? I mean, maybe actually it could have been a trailer. I don't know. Sorry, I didn't mean to not yes and you on that one.

I don't know. I'm like, I think it was a part about it. But in wherever it is, Kyle's in there with what's your buttons, Teddy. And so like, Indonesia's like, why do you care? And I'm like, shut up. You look like a rag-a-muffin. Fuck you. Rag-a-muffin? Rears it's rag-a-muffin head once again. You know, and I think is that like Kyle spent all week attempting to make this a controversy by saying like when I said ragamuffin I really just meant like she was like you know she's always the first one to be like I'm in like a top pony and you know like no makeup So that's why I meant by ragamuff we always say ragamuffin. It's like a compliment basically ragamuffin and then she's like

Ragamuffin fuck you she's basically double down on the right saying ragamuffin Raghamuffin fuck you. She's basically double down on the rat saying ragamuffin. Yeah, and that's why I think it's like a trailer So I'm think cuz I don't think she thought they were gonna use her. She's probably surprised You know she seemed kind of surprised. She probably saw the producers. I'm leaving the party and I want my uber now Yeah, you're probably right so Denise is like well It's really childish and it pisses me off. It's not always about you and crowd Mauricio We just see what Mauricio is constantly dealing with right cuz yeah, we're leaving Mauricio He's like all right, that was fun though and then the whole way back in the car She's like I don't even do anything. He's like no, you didn't do anything you were perfect

I didn't even do anything not a thing you're an amazing angel maybe okay Hey, remember that time when the dog was under the table earlier tonight. Ah That was hilarious. I was so funny. That was so funny So then Eric is like, well, this is Kyle go to she tells us we're full of shins storms off with no explanation And then we see clips of Kyle doing that Everybody is being fake here and then leaving What's out is projecting her own issues onto everyone. And now Teddy comes back to the table.

Now Teddy's match is like, now they've created something where I can't even go and follow there without being without it being weird. Hi, I'm Teddy. Yeah, so I guess I'll sit back down. So it's not weird, even though I did just follow her. But I'm not going to double follow her. So it's only kind of weird.

Hi, I'm Teddy. Yeah. So then Rina's like now, like, Rina's doing that thing you were talking about before, where she's leaning back, trying to get into something. What's really going on here? Am I gonna have to fight Teddy now?

Because I'll do it. It'll be fun. I'm gonna fight Teddy now. Let's have a scene with me fighting Teddy. And I'll just take her name over to her again. Every sentence I'll say, Teddy. Teddy. Teddy.

It's good. I can do it. During the situation in her mind is everyone thinks everyone's being a thick ass bitch apparently And then the music's like And Teddy is like guys what just happened isn't okay Okay, when people are crying and people keep asking questions it doesn't help we got it back off We got to move on guys, because that's what people do.

And to read it's like, no one was attacking that, Titi. Yeah, and Titi's like, it was a lot of people on one person, it was almost as crowded as my retreat, all in with Titi.com. And everyone is like, well, what are we supposed to do? Titi, tell me, Titi, I'm just keep saying your name, Titi. Titi's like, well, you're supposed to talk amongst yourselves and let the other person recover.

And Dree goes, oh, so it's the rules by Teddy. No, that's the rules by life. Zinger, hi, I'm Teddy. And Dree, Dree with another one. It's like, where did this isn't a radon competition? Teddy juice? Get off your house! Yeah, yeah, this is, by the way,

it is like open season on Teddy now. It is hilarious, because Kyle is gone and Teddy has to fend for herself and everyone's going at her. And Teddy's like, no, I just felt like this was all directed at one person. That's just not true. Teddy Don't try to hijack this. Teddy don't try to hijack this, okay? Did you're making it you're making it not okay?

Let's say that we and we had our feelings, okay? And I talked to Kyle honestly, which is what she wanted Teddy That's like well you did talk about her family though, I did hear that. And she goes, yeah, you brought up her sister. I'm gonna say, I told the truth. And Teddy, it's like you should just let it be. And then Vrinal leads back and goes, what else should I do? Teddy, what else, what else should I do?

I'm dying to know what some of it with no personality has to say about this Ted do you Yeah, she's like I just wanted to fix things and be a good friend She goes oh well, I guess that's your gig hall. You do that all the time. Miss therapist, right? Yeah, that's you You ask all the questions you want to know everything about everybody and Rene's like Don't do this with me Teddy Rina becomes so evil. It's amazing. Also, I love that Rina goes He like I just want to see if I could help so don't try to fix it. I'm like

Don't you just said you were trying to fix something Fix me messing up fixing things Yeah, don't go there would be Teddy so Rina's Rina's like you know what I just want to get the bottom of what's going on another 20 other things Tried to get the things that I kind of started But we're gonna blame Teddy cuz that's just so much more fun And Denise is talking to Eloise and she's like what do you think honey? You think they need to go to sleep? I don't want you to hear this. This is inappropriate. Denise, are you the new to read now where everything's just so inappropriate? Give me a fucking break, lady.

Yeah, I think that like Denise basically has like her. I feel like last season, I kind of felt like, well, I'm surprised. You know, Denise went through hell with Charlie Shean. She seems like more or less like okay But I think now we're seeing her PTSD which is that she is Basically like her kids go to some sort of like big little lies school and the moms see her drive up and they like snicker And Denise is like sick of the of the moms Talking shit about her because she was married to Charlie Sheen But then every time this should happen that just like strengthens all the moms talking shit about her because she was married to Charlie Sheen, but then every time this should happen, that just like strengthens all the moms,

the big little, strengthens were not her, basically. And I think that's why she's all upset. I guess, but she's the one who's always talking about her husband's big dick and how she fucked him at work and how she got him at happy ending. It's like, and I get that that's different, you know, it's like she has the kids over and stuff.

And if she wants to talk about that on camera, that's different than other people doing it in front of her kids. I get that there's a slight difference there, but she also has the kids there on a real housewives shooting night. Get the fuck out of here. And I liked it, but I'm like, shut up with this. Like you're so prim and proper routine. And I also like that. She's like, I am very inappropriate, Eloise, and she's got like a giant bottle of coffee

goes sitting right in front of her. And also, Eloise is the youngest one. Why is she still out there? Shouldn't Eloise be inside at this point? So, Rinna's like, I'm gonna go and then Erica, her foot soldier's like, say my gay ass, say my gay ass. I'm surprised that Teddy did not break down into tears

because Rinna was very intimidating. You know, like you said, she had that, I'm gonna lean back and I'm gonna put on my, I'm gonna do my soap opera thing right now. Like everything I say could possibly involve the camera zooming in on my face and then fading to black to commercial, right? So like that's very scary to go up against,

especially if you're Teddy. Well, Teddy didn't have that security blanket of having someone to give a shit that she's crying. You know, if she doesn't have a file there, so she has to like, buck up. So then we go over to the DNA photo shoot and it's Rinna's kids. Wow, one of them, Delilah,

which one, what is their name? Delilah, Delilah, Delilah Bel and Amelia. Delilah Bel doesn't even look like herself anymore. She looks completely different. Yeah, she has all done up, et cetera. And basically, the kids are directing some sort of photo shoot and Rina's like, when you grow up in the shadow of a celebrity parent, you always have to

individuate yourself. And the kids are basically collabing on some sort of fashion lines. I'm like, okay, they're are individuating themselves by starting a line of clothing, which is exactly what Red Out did also. Yeah, so they're individualizing themselves by getting your face and taking your job. Okay, make sense. You've already got the QVC stream set up, so I see where this is going. So you're all the way selling dusters, is that what they're doing now? Okay. No. Next season they're going to have little Valycerina Wigs,

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And Rina's like chatting it up with all the execs on the shoot who would like to like, Hey, you're at least her Rina's like, uh, who me, who me, I'm basically a mom at her. Let's talk about that Teddy, like mom, she's not here. Sorry. But you know, the really important thing is that somewhere I know that you'll want to for foster just heard that and cut herself. And I will call her Yolanda Foster, because I know that I know I

are so much. So, Rinna's like, you know, I really respect them having their own thing like, uh-huh. Okay, white privilege, the clothing line.. Having their own thing, like, uh-huh. Okay. White privilege, the clothing line. Yeah. Just call it what it is.

So, basically, the kids come out and shoot, and they're so, they're such Hollywood kids. It's like, okay, here's what we're gonna do now. All right, we're not gonna do this Zeppar on Zeppar thing. Oh my God, fear is fabulous. You look fucking amazing, mom. This is great. But I will say Delilah is a trendsetter. I mean, she was, you know, at least in America, she was doing the the face mask, the high fashion face mask before it became cool. Yeah.

She fully had her face mask already. Oh, the psychics of Bravo. Yes, exactly. So then Rina goes and puts on some of the pants from the collection. She's like, oh, look at me. I'm just like, where am I to? I'm just clothing just for the fun of it. And the person from DNA is like, oh my God, you're in the outfit. We should totally shoot you. Oh my God. And I was like, who me? I can't believe what me? I mean, just put the outfit. I couldn't, I couldn't. Okay. My legs up on the air. Okay, go, go. Okay.

And Amelia's like, mom, please don't do anything to sexual. She's like, ah, yes, Freddy go, baby. I'm back. I never thought that I'd put it on the clothing that they would ask me to do the photo shoot. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Oh, whether the PA's tells Amelia, that's your mom. She's like, yeah, and he's like, all right

So next we go to lunch at a place called for Sasquatch So it's actually it's called coffee for scat scat sats whatever And I'm so jealous because it's actually like very close to my apartment And I'm like I can't believe I was so close to a real house as a Beverly Hills scene like my dream would be to walk in I want to be like quote unquote coffee scenes I was like so close so close so Denise and Erica are hanging out and Erica's like oh you're working this way oh look at Arizona so big tell me about Arizona I's so big. And Denise is like, I think he's just naturally like that. You know, you know, big farmers trying to get those arms, but we keep saying, God, but we can't even iron them.

We see people coming for the arms. OK. And now just for the Erica, Erica is just like you and me segment of today's show. So it's got to be one in every episode. Erica's like, I'll have a cube. And the guys like, would you like oatmeal, almond milk, soy milk, peanut milk, baby milk, giraffe milk, rice milk and she's like, hey, that is salt, Cuban coffee with this fucking out milk shit. Give me some heavy cream. You know, I have a kid, but I'm doing the normal people. Brickman,

normal, first Cuba, second, motherfucker. I'm just a normal person drinking a full fat cream Cuban coffee for Sasquatch. By the way, coffee for Sasquatch is good, but they don't have parking. So coffee for Sasquatch, could you like fix that? Thanks. Sasquatch didn't drive. Yeah, well Sasquatch needs to accommodate people in his neighborhood, okay? Otherwise I would go there, but it's a terrible parking. So anyway, this is how I use my platform to shame local businesses that don't have parking.

That's what I do. So anyway, so Eric has like, listen to me, so I'm sorry about the other not. I do have a, I do sometimes curse like a sailor. I mean, just like you do too, but hotly enough, I'm the one the other night, I do have a, I do sometimes curse like a sailor. I mean, just like you do too, right? But hotly enough, I'm the one apologizing. Yeah, Denise is like, well, it was mostly the older kids, because they understand things, you know, they understand words and stuff like that. And where that conversation was going, and Erica's like, mm, mm, mm,

and Denise just kind of keeps going on and on. Yeah, and she's like, yeah, yeah, I went to a lunch with Sammy and she says she overheard something. She mentioned something about a threesome. Yeah, we see a flashback of Denise and her daughter at lunch and she's like, my, I, it's like, son, did you guys hear anything at the other table after I told you guys explicitly not to listen?

So surely you were not interested in what we were saying. Did you hear anything? She's like, she's like, um, I heard something about three sooms. It's just, oh, and in, in what way? She's like, ah, that's all I'm saying, mom. That's all I'm saying, okay. It's just, so now she basically says, all I got to say is we were dying of laughter mom and we were all joking about it. So Denise is mortified.

Yeah. And Eric was like, all right, look, I apologize. I have the nastiest mouth ever. And Denise is like, yeah, I don't got a clean fucking mouth either. But and Eric was like, well, I thought I was a wild things house. Guess I'm home. I mean, so I just got very startled by dominated. He like walked in the room. I was like, I was like, that's a nice coming for me. I hear what you're saying about me on the podcast. Okay, I'll see what you're saying about me.

But Erica's right. Like, it is sort of the, I mean, it's Charlie Sheen's the dad. So anyway, so Erica is sort of the way. I mean, it's Charlie Sheen's the dad. So anyway. So Erica invites everyone to the studio and because she's, she's, she's, she's, she has a thing called a clubhouse because Andy Cohen's not the only one who has a clubhouse now. And then they start talking about Kyle, which is like the natural progression of most real housewives scenes. Yeah. And um, basically, Erica's like, well, look, she's, well,

first Denise is very offended by the language. Fucking to be so I don't know who this person is, but she's like, well, you know, Kyle just started, you know, fuck off over and over again. In front of fucking kids, which was not. And Erica's like, well, you know, she's really got a lot of pressure. She's got a movie. You know, she's the best vibe in the world. She's also got a little car, little tiny car,

nothing fit out of frame. Well, you know, she's also the best life in the world. Did you know what, honey? And Denise is like, listen, I'm filming in LA. I got a fucking crazy ex, kid with special need bills a dick I can't even fit in a grocery cart. Listen, I got a lot going on And Denise is like listen I also have to say that when I check everyone saying thanks for coming which was sort of my past aggressive trap for people to apologize for me.

Kyle didn't even respond. I guess I must be one of those fake ass bitches, huh? Yeah. She kind of tries to laugh at Eric is like, okay, this is not going how I thought it was. So let me go over to Garsell's house and Garsell's still new enough that we're just like actually seeing her family instead of her fighting with people. Yeah, and have to say congrats on having an amazing adorable family aboard get them off my screen Okay, fucking ex has been in your terrible old house and these adorable children off my screen

Yeah, no one no one I know you were angry Ronnie, but I'm sure no one could have been anger at the scene than Jennifer Aiden because Garcell is like You know, I know in Beverly Hills people always have They have donkeys and valleys and Ferris wheels. We just have donuts and ice cream and Pepsi It's a regular person's party and Garcell doesn't she's not one of those housewives who pretends that she's never seen the show before. She's like, I mean, $60,000 birthday parties referring to to tailors, which I thought was pretty funny. So yeah, she's got a donut, a donut tower for her kids. And they're wackily eating the donuts. Yeah. And we just see that she still really gets along with her ex husband. And they try not to, she says that she doesn't talk about the divorce with her kids because her kids they try not to she says that she doesn't talk

about the divorce with her kids because her kids and that's probably a good thing and that they don't understand no one really understands what the dad did to them. Like you sent an email and then it got published nationally. I think they now and you're talking about it on TV right now. Let's show that they're on at this moment that they probably are watching to see, like, well, I'm on TV. Well, look, I'm on TV and there's mom talking about how dad has enough hair. So anyway, then we go over to Rina who is in glam. And so you know what's funny is that while Rina

was getting her glam on, I'm like, you know what's funny that her usual gay hangar on Joey isn't doing her glam for her on this episode. Little did I realize that that would become a plot point bitter on. God, after this episode, I looked up Joey Maloof. Holy face suck, Batman. Jesus Christ, he looks like he did the Kylie challenge

with his entire face. Like, what are you doing? Why are you doing that to yourself? He did it with his personality too. He's such a handsome man. Like, what are you doing? Why are you doing that to yourself? You did it with his personality too. Here's such a handsome man. Like what are you doing? You look terrifying. He has been professionally hanging off of Bravo Stars for years and years, starting with Rachel Zo. I mean, if you are, if you, if you were part of the Rachel Zo project, that means you've been on Bravo a very long time because she was part of that first wave

when Bravo still cared about things like Jonathan Hanson and, yeah. Yeah, it's like, it's like, Smanky and a Falfa of Bravo. She was like the jazz singer of Bravo. Okay, and Joy Maloo has been around since then. Yeah. So, yeah, he's not there,

gushing all over Rina, but Lois is there and Lois I just think it's so cute. Lois is having a little Frappuccino with whipped cream all the way up to the top I just love that I was I kind of was too. I miss the little things like that in life like I know Frappuccino I miss a Frappuccino. I know I'm sick of my own Mask I don't want your fucking mask frappuccino either. I don't want to taste the pain of your mask in my frappuccino. You know what I mean? I don't want a depression. I don't want a COVID cappuccino. I'm like

I want like a pre-COVID time-starring when you were like, whoa, I'm going to go big today. I've got some extra stars. I'm going to get some chips in that frappin' Oh my god, a jawlet ship frappuccino. I mean, do I risk COVID? Do I risk COVID to get it? Do I do that? I don't know. That was fun. It's fun, because it's just not as fun. It's like risking your life to go get a fucking frappuccino, you know?

Yeah, I know. So, so. So, Lois, anyway, the point is Lo lowest is like, God, look at your lashes. Lisa, they look great. I used to have lashes and they don't grow when you get older. And I don't have any lower lids at all. I'm just bald. I'm a lower lids. Well, this is fun. Do you really think those are your daughter's lashes, man? At which point I was like, do you really bald on your eyelids when you go older? Is this what we have to look forward to so

Everywhere you don't want to go. Yeah, and you get hairy in the places you don't get hairy everywhere. Yeah So they're talking about what their evening is gonna be for that night Which is that they're gonna be going to Erica's clubhouse, and then they're gonna go to the DNA Launch event and then dinner with friends and this evening is narrated by Erica Jane in Chicago. Oh yeah. So they've got a whole night plan. So let's go but Erica's quad half party. So she's getting it ready with her assistant who I cannot believe it's still with her. This is one of my psychic calls that just didn't come to fruition and I'm actually really disappointed because the first second I saw Laya, I was like her name is Laya.

Why would you hire somebody that you're supposed to trust basically to apply her? You shouldn't do it. This girl's not gonna last and Maya's still here. I don't even remember Laya. I watched I was like, oh look, Erica finally got an assistant. I just remember because her name is Laya. It's like, hey, I'm gonna trust you with all the secrets. Laya, Laya, hey, it's all dial. Laya clearly does not make an impression on me because I swear to God, I thought I'd never seen her before.

Well, Laya is so unamused by Erica. So funny. She's like, so, Laya, I bet you know, when I see you, it's me, you and I, I can either be the bar, and Laya just looks at her like, shut the fuck up. So Eric has this whole clubhouse that's like, I'll fit it with all this Erica Jain stuff, et cetera. And so Denise and Doreet show up and Doreet is wearing a ponytail that is like, it's

going down to her cab that is just like this insane Rapunzel meets Crystal Gale situation. It is like really, I mean, I, I thought it looks really cool, but I don't know how she kept that on her head. I think it looked so stupid and it didn't look like real, it didn't look like hair hair. It looked like a gym rope really dirty dirty hair you just look dirty look dirty so she comes in with her stupid hair and she comes to happen to be a hero cool I'm so happy to be cute did you just come out of a coma with wrong with you were he talking like that so then Kyle is also showing up and she's like,

you know, I don't like to leave a party. I don't like to go to a party and leave with unfinished business. I'm like, there wasn't any unfinished business. No one cared about what you were complaining about, okay? Yeah. Everything was pretty well. You were the one who started the business and then left Kyle. And now she's nervous about being piled on again.

Okay, all right. Says the woman who was accusing the host of being a ragamuffin. You were the pile of honor. You were the one starting shit with Doreet about the glam squad. Don't talk about you being piled on. You were trying to pile everyone onto Doreet. Yeah, so everybody was just saying, Oh, Doreet, your ponytail is so fabulous.

But then Kyle's like, oh my god, Doreet, your ponytail. And everyone's like, Ssssssss. Looking at Kyle awkwardly, like, Look at Kyle, being bitchy about a ponytail. Duh, duh, duh. Because Kyle will always be the first one to point out, oh, what's that bag?

Oh, that hair. She always points that shit out to either draw attention to something and be like, we're all making fun of this, right? Or to express that she's jealous of something. So my next note was this, why does Kyle selecting sushi annoy me? Why did that annoy me so much? When Kyle like walked over to the sushi because how she did it and she just because she does it in a way

that's just so shitty and judgmental. She goes over and she looks at the sushi and she goes, oh so am I just using my fingers for this? I'm just supposed to grab it. Is that what I'm supposed to do? Yeah she's saying it like, oh, so you know, we don't, there's no, uh, a kutrumal, like, there's no silver, there's no chopsticks. You know, she says everything in a way, like you're doing it wrong. Yeah, I felt like we never got to meet Kyle's mother ever, but in that moment, I felt like we were seeing Kyle's mom. Just sort of like walking in, like eyebrows, all arched,

because Kyle is like really moving into a mommy dearest phase of her aesthetic. So she's just looking in her lipstick as also viewer, her bang fangs are pointing, and she's looking like, hmm, sushi, I wonder if this is from Roku or maybe Katsuya, I wonder, I guess I'll just have to one up her at my next party, I'll just have a full sushi boat. This is fucking Kyle.

So Duread is talking about Doread's telling Teddy, oh, it was Tiddy and Jackie. There's a little baby inside a titty. And Denise, because did he ask how it got in there? And Kyle's like, oh, they start to ask that kind of thing. It's seven Denise. And Denise is like, you know what I tell my kids? I say it's a miracle. That's what I tell. I don't want them to hear anything appropriate,

like sex. What are you playing? Does Denise art? Is this cool storyline already bubbling to the surface with Denise? And we're just passing. Yeah. This whole lesbianism thing with Brandy, where she's like maybe cheating or maybe not cheating and she's just trying to like be Mrs. America on FX right now to throw everybody off the trail. Yeah, they are they are they're planning the seeds for this future scandal, which I think is actually really smart of the producers because otherwise it'd be like what the fuck. So now we have our what the fuck moments now. So then later on I was like, oh yeah, Denise secretly approved. Denise the Puritan. How she really, she hadn't affair Denise. She didn't even believe women should have the vote, the right to vote.

So Sutton and Teddy show up and Erica doesn't have anything for set, for Teddy to eat or drink. Teddy is like, glass of water would be fine. Look at me me not making any ripples. I'm chill. I'm chill. I'm chill. I'm chill guys. I'm chill. I'm not crying. I'm chill. You're crying. You're crying. That was funny. How Erica had my thing for us. She's like, Oh, she made Teddy. Can't have sushi. Drink the drink. See, no, everything we're doing tonight is a three-flot to stay is all right pregnant like haha haha

haha so Rinne and Lois show up Lois looks amazing by the way. God she looks she's 91. She looks amazing. She's dressed great like standing a vision for for Lois. Wow.

And Rinna, Rinna just enters so Rinna. She's like, hello. Hi. Hi. Hi. How are you? Hello! Hi! How are you, everybody? How are you? I don't mean to one-up anyone, but I'm a working actress.

And I wasn't Chicago already! Wow! And Kyle looks so awkward. Yeah, because no one's really giving... Rin is not paying any kind of attention to Kyle. And Kyle's also dressed in like a Boostie A thing. And it's just like the most, it's not the thing you don't wanna feel confident in.

You know, it's like, you arrive with your boobs out, you wanna feel sexy, you wanna feel good, you don't wanna feel like everyone hates me right now, and I'm naked. So, the way to distract from that is you gotta take someone else down, it's just, wow, sudden, those, look at those shoes. They're like slippers. Everyone look at sudden's crazy shoes.

If you wanna make fun of them, please, you have the floor. Yeah, and sudden's like, please don't let me fall. I feel like kiss, you know, the famous rock band. The end of ball I'm by the chance, you want to talk about kiss, darling. You should hear boys and kiss Princess version. You know, Prince came over for a sleepy over one time when I lived in Milan. Dury's like, oh, you're here came out to the clip then.

It's, oh, it's just that one little tiny hair She's like trying to fix Teddy I think it was Kyle's Kyle was trying to fix Teddy's hair So then of course everyone's like rolling their eyes like of course it's Kyle so Doreet's just rolling your eyes Sorry about that. Yeah, and so Rinna pulls Kyle aside. Let's chat really quickly. Let's chat Anyway, um, that was wrong. That was well the other night. I used the wrong example You know to the other night. I'm sorry wrong example, you know, to the other night I'm sorry that I made that example. It was so fun. I took every ride was so fun But it was wrong and you know and cause like yeah, I didn't think we had any issues

We don't we don't it's just it's so fun to make you cry all the time and you should see what we did to Teddy afterwards Anyway, girls like but you know, I was like you know last yearya, I totally stood up for you. I guess Lisa Vanderpump, okay, I defend with right no matter what is going on. I don't spend with so. Okay, Kyle. And Rinna is like, you know what? You did do that. You did defend people against that evil monster, Lisa Vanderpump.

And that was the right thing to do. The history books were so Kyle, that was the right thing to do. Yeah. So meanwhile, there's some chatter over and a different part of the apartment and Erica is talking about how she moved to downtown out downtown like when she was really young and she was like, what's it dangerous?

Because I moved to Europe at 19, which is funny, that's like nothing to do with Erica moving to LA. And she's like, what's it dangerous? Because I moved to Europe at 19, which is funny, I was like, nothing to do with Erica moving to LA. And she's like, where'd she go? She was, oh, I'm Florence Milan, neighbors, a mouth-y coast, Rome, Mount Etna, Venice.

She's such a asshole. Like, like, when you mean you moved all those places when you were 19? Yeah, she's such a asshole. And Eric is like, oh, oh, well, you know, everybody knows it's a lady who's lived in 97 different places last when he's got a new restaurant coming out good for you. The right good for you.

I'm gonna go for you. And we're like, well, I've told you about about bouquet the peppermills my son's Godfather Robert who's a very deep friend and father of God the God Like you are such a fucking Taylor Armstrong right now making some fucking rich guy of course that's your Godfather the Godfather of your children This was one of the funniest twists for me this season. Maybe one of the finds the twist ever. Dereet, I reckon fashion and I moved to Milan when I was 19 and I have a swimwear line and I'm all about getting glam and also girls I'm opening up a book or a pep.

Like this was the left turn. I never knew I needed and I'm so glad I was here. And they're doing what they did with, I think it was last season of Real Housewives of New York. It was making it so crazy where they're showing all these scenes that they've already shot as flashbacks, but they're not showing us. So I guess this is a shorter season order or whatever, but she's like, you know, my dear friend, Robert L. I said, I love your book. But the other day, I was like, I'm going to be a little bit more honest. I'm going to be a little bit more honest. So I guess this is a shorter season order or whatever, but she's like, you know, my dear friend, Robert L. I said I love your booger, but I think it needs a stamp. And so we see we see them in a clip at the restaurant and he's like, all right, what I'm gonna have you do since boogey

Depepper's gonna shit in the bed right now is do a direct room with something and she's like, does that mean I can have an unlimited budget? He's like, no. Also, the idea that there could be like a Duret Kemsley experience within Abu Kudabepo, like a Duret Kemsley pop up in your local Bukudabepo is so amazing. And also the ball, like, you also know that she's full of bullshit because if you knew like the president of Applebees, would you be like, hey, guess what?

There's an Applebee's around the corner. I thought maybe I might put my stamp on it. No, you would never say, what are you talking about? You're gonna put your stamp on a Bouguit of Peppo. And why do you wanna put a stamp on a Bouguit of Peppo? I don't know. This is just, it's more like, we're running out of money. Can we open up a Bouguit of Peppo, please?

Yeah, and people who go to Bouguit of Peppo, who's gonna be like, oh my God, we've got to try the Dari part of Bukitapapo. Got it. I can't wait. It's like, you can't even eat in peace because you know it's going to be foreclosed on like before the bill even comes. I'm going to get the, I'll have a slice of the boy George LaZania and some of the chicken PK Marzon. Thank you. For dessert, I'll take the three types of diabetes. That sounds great. That's great. Oh, God. So, yeah, so basically, and so she's like,

you know, there's been lots of talk about that. We have some strange things going on with our business, but luckily, we've never come across anyone who's afraid to get in business with us. So, I'm like, there's not the definition of being a carnator so that you can con people. Yeah. They're not afraid until after. I don't know. I think this is, I am so into this, this Bukitabepo storyline.

Like, I am all here for them starting a Bukitabepo thing. Like, to me, this is finally the lane that they should have always been in pukka to beppo with the pukka to beppo lane So Rina and Kyle back to them talking and Kyle's like, you know It's just because I care of Rina and like if I didn't care I would be like fuck you ragamuffin, you know I mean, I would be like fuck you ragamuffin anyway if you were poor looking ragamuffin like Denise who's only as high as sculptors, but anyway the point is I'm gonna say I mean it Kyle I mean it from the heart whatever and Carl's like well I think her apology is sincere but I also think that she has an event tonight and she doesn't want anybody fighting

at it. So basically I don't think her apology is sincere. Anyway I'm gonna go off and start my own. Mangiano is a little Italy, not saying I'm competitive with my friends, but I am starting in Mangiano's little Italy right now. Kyle Garden, unlimited red stinks. So now the girls are still in this clubhouse. I'm going to talk about strip clubs and going to strip clubs. Lois talked about how she went to a strip club.

She's like, well, I went there on a date. Yeah, I was on a D. He said, let's go to someplace and we went to a strip club and then he tried to hit me with a hammer. So wow. Oh, God. Oh, grown. So Erica goes, well, you know, this is the stripper. That's a real law. That's a real art, law, and she goes, oh, yeah,, you know the woman who twisted the things on her chest. I wonder if she's growing hair there now. I can't stop, but wonder sometimes. Oh, man. So, Kyle's like, the other night I was going to mention this, but I left earlier than I

was planning to. He hates me, but whatever we'll get to that later. Apology, you guys can apologize after I'm done with this speech. Thanks. But yeah, I was thinking it would be fun to do a girls overnight in Santa Barbara, you know, because you know, I just finished filming a movie and I'm here and I want to hang out with everybody, you know, and like finally enjoy this free time where I'm not shooting a movie anymore because I was shooting a movie that I was hired to be in. I know how long was Kyle on this movie like a day?

I hope they killed her in the first scene. I cannot wait to see this movie. Yeah. So which I won't. I will read about it. I will not watch it. No, I will not be watching. I also don't want to hear any movies anyway. So Denise, like, what does Kyle want? A fucking medal.

I shoot 10 episodes of the Bolden Beautiful a Week. And you know how I celebrate? I cook dinner for my kids, then I memorize my lines the next week, and then I set up a bar wire to keep the big farm out of the house But I tell that bill you better stop tapping on my window arm calling the goddamn cops you got it So Rina's like well, we have a big surprise So, Rinna's like, well, we have a big surprise. The girls did a collaboration with someone you all know,

you all know them, you all know them. And Seton's like, why do I have a fear about that? And everyone just looks at her. And she's like, why am I afraid all of the sudden? And no one really gets what she's talking about. And Rinna's like, yeah, I don't know what to fuck that. Late crazy lady's talking about. I mean, I can't wait to turn on her. Yeah. Why am I so scared? You know, I'm just seeing celebrity and collaboration. And it's so

terrifying. The concept, I can't do it. I can't do it. So then they go over in the fan and go into the place. And so Sutton talking to Duryd on the way into the venue And she's like, I'm seriously having a bad feeling. I'm gonna freak out. I'm gonna just flip And Duryd's like, what is wrong with you? She's like, you see you see So then they get to they get to the the event and we're gonna say, hey mom turn around paparazzi Hi, how are you? It's my mom paparazzi. Hi. How are you? It's my mom's legend. Lois. How are you? How are you everyone? I'm so certain goes who's here and she's like

Doreet says who's here like what are you worried about? She's like the makeup guy. It's the makeup guy I'm gonna flip and Doreet's like well, I don't know, it's not good enough to know what she's gonna do or what she's talking about. Or if she's got a gun in her purse or if she's gonna root somebody down, who if she's gonna stop the building on fire but she can very well do.

Yeah. I like that Doreet is also like, I don't even know what she's talking about. Like, she's like, oh no, I have no idea what she's talking about. So, so- So she just tells her, it's not the time to flip out, she says, it's not the time for you to fuck with me on it.

And she has like an eye that kind of twitches, which is so funny, when she gets mad, she's like, I need you to not fuck with me right now. That's what time it is. Sutton is spiraling, and no one seems even to be paying attention except for Dorit, and Dorit seems barely bothered with it, you know know so now they go into the party and it's like fun and like the girls are they are posing with the DNA sign and Teddy's

like wow this is amazing you guys really went all in on this hi I'm Teddy so when I see a million succeeding it's huge I guess it was the right decision to come home it's much harder to buy your children a business when they were out of state. And then to Lila's fate, the kids are so funny how they don't give a shit about everything. It's like, here you go. You're handed a complete close line for doing that thing. And they're like, wow, it's really fucking great, isn't it? And this is so cool. Look, we got white tablecloths, mom. Hey, look, we have bars of rosé that have quotes

that the fat Jewish stole from someone else and put on here. Wow. Of course. OK, so this is the collaboration. It's with the fat Jewish, and it's wine. The guy who's fucking steals comedy from people online steals White Girl Rosé. Yes.

Exactly steals White Girl Rosé. Of course, I'm shocked. Yeah, white girl Rose. Exactly. Steals white girl Rose. Of course, I'm shocked. Yeah, it's like looked exact. I actually thought it was white girl Rose, which is a brand, people don't know what we're talking about. Yeah, and like the same font. Everything.

I mean, exact rip off. Unless maybe, I mean, maybe it's a collaboration with white, white girl Rose, I can't tell. I almost want to look it up. Maybe. White girl. Maybe, yeah.

Yeah, fat Jewish watch. We're getting on mad. I know. Well, maybe it is, but it's like it's exactly white girl, Rose. So, Sutton's like, oh, oh, I'm getting it now. Hold on, let me tell my eye to stop twitching. It's not listening to me.

Wait, wait, okay, we're idiots. It is a white girl rosé the fat fat Jewish's wine brand is famous for white gold it it was it's oh my god well see that's how bad it is that's okay then that's how bad it is you steal that much shit that people don't even give you credit for your own brand okay I take it back I. No one should be listening to our podcast for actual information. And look at look. But yeah, thank you for looking that up because that would have been even more embarrassing tomorrow. And I feel so good about never buying white girl rosé,

you know, because I always see it like that's trying to be so clever. And I'm like, I'm not going to buy it. So of course, it's the fat Jewish. Yeah, okay, I take it back. Congratulations on White Girl Rose, hey girls. Congratulations on inventing White Girl Rose. So of course, so, so, Rinda's like, look, it's the fat Jewish, look Kyle, it's the fat Jewish, cause Kyle and the fat Jewish are friends,

cause we all remember the fat Jewish coming to Kyle, but I leaned to and I think they did the splits together or some of that. So bad that the fat Jewish owns fucking white girl Rose. That makes me furious. That's not fair. Yeah. Okay, carry on.

Yeah. No, I got it. I got it. So now that Sun sees that the collaboration is only with the fat Jewish and not join Maloof who she feared. She goes, oh, I get it now. The rosé thing. Oh, so this is even worse than I thought.

It's even more of a low level collaboration. Oh, that makes me feel so much better. I thought I'd be showing Maloof. Yeah. So then we see a week earlier, Sutton is telling to read, she's pissed off because she invested millions and millions and millions of dollars and Joe is into Joe is a glam app. Don't invest millions of dollars into your makeup artist.

Just don't do that. Don't do that. Yeah, so things have have basically the app survived, but like uh sudden and Joey are not on good terms, um by any means. But now she feels so much better. She's like, I am lifted by the Holy Spirit because Joey's not here. Although now I am back to being quite judgey about the fact that it is a collaboration. I do not do those. Okay, who's Rihanna again? What judge about the fact that it is a collaboration I do not do those okay who's right on again So really like yeah, they did everything themselves. I'm so thrilled with the girls But they did every single thing themselves except make the clothes

Or design them really or anything really but we're here. We're here. They made a reservation and it's great So cows all quiet and cows really awkward with Denise. So she stuck with Denise. So they're just tables. Yeah, and cows like just wanted to say, you know Sorry, I'm left, but I just really felt like I wasn't enjoying myself in that moment and Denise goes, yeah, I could fucking tell Kyle Yeah, just and I just I had to do what was best, okay? And Denise is like, yeah, I love Kyle's half-ass apology, because she doesn't give a shit about what I have to say.

She only cares about what she needs to get across. And I find that really fucking selfish. I was like, yes. Yeah. Yeah. Welcome to the table, Denise. Geez. So Kyle's like, well, you know how it is lowest

when you get emotional? You know, it was just one of those nights and most is like, yeah, tell me about it, honey. I'm bald on my eyes. Yeah, do you know what it's like to go to a strip joint to be bald on your eyes? The point is this, I've lived through some crazy shit in my life and I've survived.

So what you guys are finding about right now is hilarious. Yeah, so now it's time to go to dinner at Delphine. Oh, twice in one week on Rob is Delphine the new farmhouse? I guess, I guess they're just, they're really working these contracts they have with vendors. Yeah, so it's dinner dinner at Delphine. So Rinna is like, It's dinner dinner terpene so Rina is like Oh, how pretty what a restaurant Just sit down ma'am, please. I know and Erica's like well, I'm gonna get some tequila to take the edge off of whatever edges here And sounds like is there an edge? I wasn't sure that there was an edge

Is there an edge we all hate Kyle? All of your words, not mine. Yeah, and Darius like, well you know, it is a bit uncomfortable when someone says they're gonna freak the fuck out. What does that mean? Oh, you're gonna blow up a building. Oh, you're gonna build a little hut in the Andes where I've also lived by the way. Oh, you're gonna build a nest litter and hut in the Andes where I've also lived by the way Oh, you're gonna go fishing in the stream. Oh, you're gonna shoot a baby. I don't know what to mean It just means that I'm gonna cry and I want to go home I I didn't know if we were gonna see our mutual friend my mutual, I mean that

Fuck face Joey Maloofie. So I'm a mon-a. Anyway, it all worked out. And then we see a clip of set and telling all the girls that were at the retreat, she was sitting out of the balcony with them, telling them about this Joey Maloofi drama that they cut out for whatever reason. Yeah, and so Rina was like,

oh, why didn't you say something to me? You know, and I was like, well, I didn't think about it. I wasn't even thinking about until Rina said, until you said collaboration. And then I heard the word collaboration. I thought, collaboration, that's the most bio-concept I've ever heard.

And then I think, vile, and I think, vile, and I think, Joe and Maloof, and it all happened so fast. Blessed be me, it was terrible. And Rina's like, listen, I don't know what's gone on He's my friend that I work with and that is separate and I don't know and I keep it that way And to read it's like well it felt like a pretty inappropriate time to freak out Which couldn't make a cake Go and Pulling out no woman's eyelashes.

No, it's literally such a... I heard it's a set it. Sounds like what's not inappropriate, Tom, what the fuck are you talking about? I said it really quietly and Doreet said, no, you said, I'm going to freak the fuck out! And we see like a flashback and it's just ongoing, I think I'm gonna freak the fuck out.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. And some guys, I think I'm gonna freak the fuck out. Hahaha. And some guys, I did not say it like that. What is wrong with you? It's just an intense statement to say, when it goes, well, I'll tell you one thing. If you'd freaked out, I would have, I would have kicked you the fuck out. I would have kicked you the fuck out there so fast.

Hahaha. And I owned that baby. Hahaha. So now, now everyone's furious with Sutton who did nothing she didn't do anything my god Something yeah, she didn't do anything and Sabrina said would you better not kick you out and then Carl's I'm sorry Carl's like guys. I think this is getting blown a little bit out of proportion. And suddenly, in the seven years of known, I've never seen Lisa this aggressive with me.

Yeah, she's like, she brought me in here. Shouldn't she be the one helping me out? What the hell? No. You're the new meat on the grill, girl. Exactly. And because Doritos make it sound like Sutton was going to make such a scene when Sutton was so quiet about that Dorita's the only one who actually heard her.

And she's like, I mean, here's someone that I don't know very well, who I'm not even sure knows what a book or the Bapou even is. And I'm getting a really bad feeling about her all of a sudden. And certain's like, that is not nice, it is not nice, that is not nice. She's pulling her page out of the Kyle book. Yeah, she just starts to cry in this over-dramatic, hilarious way. In a way that like, to me, it's funny in a way that when Kyle does it is not funny because when Kyle does it, it's like a whiny way, but when son does it, it's like this over-dramatic. Like, that's not nice, that's not Nas. How could you be mean to me?

Just a very rich blonde white lady. How could you do that? That's not Nas. I have to read. It's like, let me explain myself, and she's, no, I'm not gonna play this game with you. I'm not. I'm not. You shut up. What is happening? And then Ritter's like, oh, where could it be over-traumatic fine? Shut up! What is happening? What is happening? And then Rida's like, oh, where could it be over dramatic fine? Shame on son. Shame on son.

I don't care if she's my friend. She crossed the line that shouldn't be crossed and you don't fuck with my kids, okay? The only person who's allowed to update him is me, okay? Yeah, no one fucked with your kids, crazy fans. So then Sutton's still screaming, shut up. I want you to zip it Zip it and to read it's like I don't even know what that means That she gonna lose a mind is she gonna throw drinks like to you still trying to you know go on about the same thing Gaslight her a sun's like yes, that's what I'm gonna do. That's what I'm gonna do

I'm gonna throw drinks. I mean what would I ever do that? No, that's ridiculous. It's ridiculous Me Kyle says yeah, I can't imagine setting losing her mind at throwing drinks and then we get a clip of Rina Losing her mind at throwing a drink and trying to strangle Kim in Amsterdam. She goes I'll leave that to me now. So no, so I'm like that to me now. So now I'm like, she's fully crying. I'm sorry, I brought that up in Laguna. I shouldn't have. I was stupid to do that. So stupid to do that. And by do that, I mean, go to Laguna Beach, that ridiculous retreat. I was so stupid. And also I was so stupid to do it in front of Doree, you know, Jack, Jack, and Doreet goes, well, you mad at me when you stuck your foot in your mouth. And she goes, why are you coming at me?

It's like do to check me. I'm now the Reads being attacked. Who the fucking show? So, son, I'm attacking you. This is about business and you of all people should understand that bill, Ignora. Yeah, listen, I've heard rumors about the Reads businesses and rumors that a public and I would never ever bring those

But she kind of a lot of people but I would never ever say that and so then she goes then Suddenly to three because all right, you've had your fun. Let the mask go. Let the mask go. You've had it Let the mask go let the mask go Moscow let the mouse go you've had it but let the mouse go let the mouse go but the mouse go and the reason I really just let it go let the mouse go what you're saying about my book or the pepper are you saying that they're my style you're trying to ruin my business oh so Carl's like can we switch gears because no one has even asked about my movie yet which I was in so it would be great. We are just saying the conversation I'd like to cry right now

Thank you. It's like I don't believe that she has bad intentions And she goes listen, I'm trying to make peace to reach could you just be quiet? Yeah, and she's like where you said you wanted peace Haven't conversations with people being honest. Do you want people to be honest and not go out? Yeah, so yeah, she's like, because in the last conversation, you were fresh up because you felt like people weren't being honest. And I'm being honest, so now to read this rehashing the other party. So now Kyle's like, but, but, but, but, but, but. And Denise says, well, all I know was that the dinner that I had while big firm

I was watching that you know they weren't the only ones were watching was the kids and look they were much more mature than we were Okay, that's all I know I mean look even mr. Michael was embarrassed and he wasn't even invited All right, he was embarrassed in the fuckingch is watching this whole mess and Erica's like You knew what you run about and over. Narrow cuz like okay. I've apologized You can't keep bringing this up because we're a TV show you knew exactly who you were dealing with You're new and it more and the least is like wow I guess I learned a lesson and Carl's like you know what? I just I just want to get to know you is what I'm trying to say and to be like, oh really?

That's why you said we're a bunch of Kyle's like listen like I don't want to fight with you guys anymore like I think everyone has that Potential I'm like potential. She's like that potential to be a fake as bitch He's like now just listen for one second Okay, and the call goes okay. Just oh don't be sarcastic. Please don't be sarcastic and call goes I'm not sarcastic. It's the Denise goes okay. I'm like Denise. You just wish sarcastic the Kyle saying she wasn't sarcastic Just saying well who's fake ass bitches and Kyle won't answer She's like why you just said we're fake ass bitches and cars like, fine, okay, fine, Denise, you want an answer?

Okay, here's an example. I don't mean to single you out, but you know, everyone's defending the makeup and the glam for debris and you defended it. I mean, even you who's supposed to be down to earth and now, like last year, you had no makeup and then now all of a sudden you're getting glam, I'm like, what do you care? Like, oh my god, you can think the worst of Kyle, and it's always worse than you even think. Yeah, you know? It's like what we said she was getting out last week,

and I'd left the show thinking she couldn't be that vapid. Yeah, no, she has to mean something else. Denise decided to get glam for her party does not mean that she is fake Okay, and Denise like I showed up in jeans and I T sure and cause like yeah, I've been all the glam the ice sculpture I mean like I mean like just because I didn't have an ice sculpture doesn't mean you should have an ice sculpture Okay, okay fine fine. I wish I was an ice sculpture at my dinner party. Okay fine. You got me to say it all right I'm jealous. I'm jealous. I'm jealous

Yeah, that's that's how it comes off and Denise is like like I guess a shit if I had a goddamn ice culture. How you joking? How many parties right now? How many parties have you been to over the year that I have vendors my kid wanted a fucking camel? I'm gonna say I Camel I did write a camel at your house and then we see like a video of Rina on a camel going are you kidding me? I'm on a camel are you kidding me? In 2011 yeah, and Denise is like so why am I fake Kyle and she's like I'm explaining how I felt in the moment Okay, Kyle your feelings don't justify shit. You're an asshole. Do you understand?

Like, even if you were feeling bad at the time, you're still an asshole. Why is Kyle allowed to say, this is how I felt in the moment, but like people like Rina were not allowed to say that. Yeah, so then to read is like, Oh, well, look at Kyle over there. Look at your sister and bestie, Miss Teddy Joe.

Run on the halls! Wouldn't wear makeup or even shave her face the first year she was on here. Look like Paul Bleeding Bunyan. Now look at her! She's like a smooth as a baby and glitter to the hilt. I hate darling. Never had a peep out of Kyle's mouth about that. So which is true by the way, Kyle seemed to have no problems with Teddy deciding to glow herself up. So then Denise is like, listen, I have been an actress for a long time. Not as long as me, I was an actress in the 70s so yeah, okay, I'll shut it, okay, I've been an actress for a long time. I've done glam for my job. Half the time time when I meet you I'm coming from the fucking set

because guess what I have a regular acting job Kyle I'm fucking oh sorry yeah then she solidifies herself in the housewives history but when she tells us I'm fucking Denise Richards Kyle yeah I don't I don't think these bitches know I've been on every fucking magazine cover you can imagine the state of wanna be. Yeah, I love that I'm fucking Denise Richards Kyle. Which is great because I'm not like Denise Richards is like Merrill Streep, but I like that she's like, I'm still more famous than you are. Yeah, she's like legit a movie star at least.

Yeah, so Kyle goes back to what she knows best. She goes, I just don't think it's normal to get glam before work out. Says the woman who drove a go-kart to get grocery shopping. Okay, don't talk to me about what's normal. You saw a guy in a go-kart and you bought one for yourself and then you went shopping with your daughter in it. So stop, don't talk, tell me about normalcy. And Denise goes, so I didn't say it was normal.

She goes, well, I'm bad. And she goes, do you realize Kyle, you don't let some people talk. Have you ever noticed that? And everyone's like, don, don, don, don't. And then Kyle gets a bitchy face on, like, oh, hell no. I don't know. This bitch thinks he is. This is my show, right?

Savor is like, don't, don't, don't, don't, Kogas. Oh no, you talk. Go ahead. Yes. Oh, no, thank you. I don't want to anymore. All right.

Because you suck at us. And you don't let us talk. And she goes, well, you want to clear the house, giving you clear the house. She goes, no, enough. You need to be quiet now, Kogas. You stop. And Kogas, I'm not going to be quiet. I love this argument of like, fine, you talk. I don't want to talk. Fine, then I'll talk. You need to be quiet now. You stop. And Kyle's like, well, I'm not going to be quiet.

I love this argument of like, fine, you talk. I don't want to talk. Fine, then I'll talk. No, you be quiet. I don't want to be quiet now. OK, fine, then you talk. OK, no, I'm not going to talk. Hmm.

So nice to see you. So it's like, just like, then I'm not going to finish talking. Kyle says, I'm not going to be quiet. Well, fine, then I'm not going to finish talking. Do you have to let people talk, even though the new guy was just said, I'm not a dog. not gonna finish talking do you have to let people talk even though the these guys just said I'm old Dog and it's like fine, you know what I want you to talk But not if you're gonna be an asshole and then sips like I was like in her sweet spot now And Lois is watching this like like oh god. This is hilarious. She just has this look on her face like oh oh

She said that. Oh damn I'm gonna go see what I'm going to go, you know what? I'm going to ask Lois, Lois, do you have any sage advice? You're like, pet it on meatloaf. No one ever thinks about it, but it actually makes it kind of. Don't get a second in your teeth. Make sure you cook the meatloaf. No, Lois, not what to put sage in.

Lois is like, listen. Listen, I've had a crazy life. I survived a serial killer. I went to a strip club on a date. I gave this frappuccino in the middle of a coronavirus, but I think this is the shit that's gonna do me and you girls are crazy Okay, lowest out And that's that for the Recap of real house awesome Beverly Hills That was I thought it was hilarious. I was so into it

I still believe Sutton is amazing. I loved her dramatic moment in the middle Which kind of sort of it kind of led to the craziness at the end. I love them going after Kyle I don't understand and he's being a prudal of a sudden, but it's funny to me. I'm so into it I think that Beverly Hills may be back for me. I don't know Yeah, so far it is so far is pretty fucking hilarious Yeah, it's like the same petty fights we get annoyed with but it's They're just like in their groove with it. Yeah, it like it like works. It's funny And I think that also the production is good too because when they were fighting a

Lot of times the music was like Do do do do do do it's like they learned from real house of New York that actually that there's comedy happening in the Fights and if you lean into the comedy, it's really good. Yeah, well fun show my guy fun show So we'll be back speaking of real house as New York. We'll be back tomorrow with more crap and on demand with real housewives of New York. We hope to see you all then go help out those small businesses. We've been shouting out and We'll see you on the next show. Bye everyone. Bye everybody.

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