Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Sisters Are Ruinin' It For Themselves

Episode Date: October 27, 2022

It's the moment we've been waiting all year for: Kathy vs. Rinna in part three of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion. We learned so many things: Rinna was abused in the dark, Kathy ...may have said the F-word, and Erika is getting some D. But if there's one thing to take away from this season, it's that IT'S ALL KYLE'S FAULT, GUYZZZAH!Watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/73859876?pr=trueSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crapins Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch For Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I am Ben Mandelker, and joining me today, recovering from the abuse he suffered by the words of Kathy Hilton. It is Mr. Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie, how are you?
Starting point is 00:01:20 Hi, yes, it was abusive, and it was in the dark. It was in the dark, Andy Welcome everyone. I am this I feel like is like an be our biggest recap of the entire year And I'm gonna have shitty audio because I'm actually in Santa Fe, New Mexico I'm on a little vacay with my parents. So I am recording for my hotel room hunched over a tiny little mic This is also crap and on demand, by the way, so you can actually see this beautiful hotel room that I'm sitting in. But anyway, for the people on crap is on demand,
Starting point is 00:01:53 I think they're gonna get the idea of the worst. So I'm sorry, but you'll still be able to hear me, just so I'm gonna be quiet. So, but thanks for bearing with me on this one. Big real house odds of Beverly Hills reunion and recap, Ronnie, how you feeling? Man, I'm just so happy the season is at an end. I wish I was in Santa Fe. I feel like anybody who covers this show
Starting point is 00:02:13 deserves to trip to Santa Fe. I wanna go out on a limb with some Shirley McLean, hang off a tree, cover myself in crystals, have people chant over me. I mean, we need it, okay? We need it, we need it. Okay, we need it. We need the break. We really do.
Starting point is 00:02:27 Well, apparently George or Martin lives here, and which makes sense, because I went to a restaurant last night, and there was a full-on Targaryen there, who had a guy with long blonde hair, and I heard him saying, people always like, what, you should just have your natural color.
Starting point is 00:02:42 And I'm like, this is my natural color, and they say, wait, so you're just like a Norse god, and I'm like this is my natural color and they say wait so you're just like a Norse god and I was like oh my goodness. Targaryen is there just a terrible in real life. Well Santa Fe is the LA of New Mexico. I feel it. Um, yeah. So anyway, today, stupid drawer. Were you just were you just were you abused by your drawer in the dark? I was abused by my drawer. I left a drawer open, God, I'm so, I'm clumsy, I'm a clumsy person, you know, I look doors open and I run into them.
Starting point is 00:03:17 And then people are like, what did Puehler do to you? I'm like, it was really a door. I'm just a person. I fall all the time. Okay, go ahead, who cares, nobody needs that. So we're here for Beverly Hills Day. And I might have to draw. Okay. I kind of do need it. But it is Beverly Hills Day. This is crap. It's on demand. Go to patreon.com slash watch what crap ends. And you can watch us do this recap. Not just listen. And on normal Mondays, we have talk take a seat, but not this
Starting point is 00:03:46 Monday, because we're taking Halloween off. That's on Spotify live normally. So stay tuned for that. If you have a lot of feelings about this reunion, just hold on to them for like a week and a half, and then we'll get to them. And that's basically at Patreon. What I mean, what else to say? This is such a big episode. This is the thing that we've been waiting for for months. It's Kathy Hilton on the reunion. I actually, a lot of people on the internet,
Starting point is 00:04:16 I noticed a lot of people were saying, first of all, this season sucked, it was so dark. And a lot of people were like, this is such a dark, this is too dark, this is too dark. I came to the realization for me, personally, okay, that I actually thought it was a really good season and I thought all the darkness was because of stuff happening outside of the season on social media,
Starting point is 00:04:36 so there was that. And I thought this episode of the reunion was like high art. I thought this was some of the campiest content that Bravo has ever put out. I thought it was all amazing. I mean, it was phenomenal. What did you think? Well, I like the season a lot. I think it's a huge improvement on recent seasons. I mean, the show has had a few wonky seasons, and I really like this season personally. So, you're not gonna know. I will say that I've been taking notes all season on my computer screen just because I tend to write down
Starting point is 00:05:11 a lot more notes on Beverly Hills, and I don't know, I feel like more type-ish at my computer screen than I do, just like, slimming it on the couch. But last night, I was like, this is the end, I'm gonna watch this on the big screen, HDTV, holy Jesus, what did they do to these women?
Starting point is 00:05:29 I mean, listen, if we're all gonna transfer into HDTV all the time, you need to prepare the women for it, okay? They, it looked like I was watching the bottom of a flon fight. It's like a whole, a flon, a flon, a flon, a frisky flon fight. It's like a whole fridge full of flons. A frisky little flons. Wait, wait, you've brought a lot of images all at once.
Starting point is 00:05:53 Wait, it's a bottom of the flon, but it's a frisky little flons too. Well, you know when you turn over the flon, it's like really brown and it's like leaking caramel all over itself, you know, and then it's a pudding so it can kind of get misshapen. I mean, they just look like angry fl itself, you know, and then it's a pudding so it can kind of get misshapen. I mean, they just look like angry flaunts, you know. And Kyle was the leakyist, like someone put too much caramel in her, so she was just leaking the whole time. And I mean, my god, it's like,
Starting point is 00:06:17 what are the slim gyms in a street fight? Come on. Help these people out. Are you sure your TV does not need some adjustments? Maybe it's that. Everything else looks fine. Okay, it's only this show. It's a lot of tanning spray tanning. And you know, they change a spray tan where it's not as orange now.
Starting point is 00:06:41 Now it's like two brown. And then I mean, Erica, especially, Erica really, Erica really, I mean, she looked like a, she looked like a, you want to, you know, what those big turkey legs you can buy at Disney World and you walk around with them. She looked like a fried turkey leg with a honey boo-boo wig. I mean, it was just, it was hard to watch. You know, these are all very pretty women. So I'm not coming after their legs. I'm coming after the HD of it all, you know, help them out. Give them a Vanderpump filter. Do something. You know what, you're making me very hungry. I'm not
Starting point is 00:07:18 going to lie. You mean to take us from flond to turkey legs. I mean, what's next? You're like, they, they're reminded me of a delicious corn chowder with smoked white, heo peppers. I'm like, oh, yeah. It's like corn syrup, fighting with the popsicle piece of pizza crust. It's a little over dead. I'm so hungry. Oh my God. I have a little croissant right here in a bag. Shut up. Stop saying things like that. You know what that does to me. Whenever you say little croissant right here in the bag Shut up stop saying things like that You know what that does to me whenever you say a croissant then I start obsessing about a fucking croissant No, because I had to go downstairs to the hotel coffee shop to get I was like I need coffee
Starting point is 00:07:59 I am so exhausted from the traveling like I've landed in Santa Fe and I've done nothing but take notes for bravo I've not seen Santa Fe and I've done nothing but take notes for Bravo. I've not seen this city at all. But I did go to dinner where I saw the Targaryen. But this morning I was like, I need coffee for this recap. And so I went down there and I got myself a little coffee that they wrapped up in some brown paper.
Starting point is 00:08:16 And I was just gonna try to add this to the mix of, do any of them look like Targaryt? That looks like Targaryt actually actually that thing in a bag. Do you see? Okay, so I knew that we were in trouble. First of all, because of the talking plot, then the coming tonight on the real out of the family it was a Erica How's your sex life?
Starting point is 00:08:43 It's like, oh, just got some life back. It's like, Oh, just got some life smacked! Oh my God, Jesus Christ. Are they gonna really do this to us on part three? Couldn't you guys have gotten all of Erica's fake sex life out of the way in part one, okay? They always have to start off with some fun and games. And since unfortunately, there really weren't any fun and games to be had this season,
Starting point is 00:09:02 they just had to find something, you know, so like, and that's be had this season. They just had to find something, you know, so like, and that's actually where it begins. Well, so it begins with, hey, the single way is Beverly Hills have a diverse set of needs. Some need a good date. Some just need good date. I'm like, that doesn't sound incredibly diverse. It actually sounds like the same thing, but that's fine. But the real thing that I thought was funny, and I feel like Ronnie, you picked up on this, someone, it's a viewer question, and this is the viewer's name.
Starting point is 00:09:31 Barbara Cookstance says, and I thought, I thought, I think please tell me, Ronnie, you heard that. I didn't, but that's amazing. I mean, listen, I would trust a Barbara cook stand. I mean, who, what Barbara cook stand is going to lie about anything? You know, that seems like a very honest stand, you know, now that's a reputable stand right there. I mean, that is such a specific stand. And I love that the Barbara cook stand is also watching Beverly Hills.
Starting point is 00:10:01 I feel like they would not be watching Beverly Hills. But I was like, that gave me pause. I stopped right there. I was like, wait a second. Did you just say Barbara Cook Stan has this question? Barbara Cook, the cabaret singer and actress. Like the great Broadway. The great Broadway. Oh my God, Barbara Cook Stan.
Starting point is 00:10:23 Yeah, have you ever heard anybody trash talk Barbara cook no you haven't from you stand. Oh okay so um yeah he's like big day a sudden his jeet still in the picture and like we are friends in and he's like we're gonna fans. I don't know about his benefits yet. I'm still living off the benefits of the last time's been. Thank you very much. Fucking son. Are you fucking? And he's like, where did you get that cat sweater? And she's like, that is a cute sweater, which by the way, I agree with,
Starting point is 00:11:07 and I don't need Kyle to chime in and say, not for a date, yes, for a date. Of course, I think it's great. It shows pretty. Isn't your husband fucking to read? Why don't you be quiet and stop telling people what to wear on date? Kyle.
Starting point is 00:11:22 You haven't been on a date in 26 years, okay? Let's sudden wear a cute cat sweater. I thought it was wonderful. I think that shows exactly who she is. And she was comfortable in it. And she felt good in it. And that's all that. Yeah, because it's not only a cat.
Starting point is 00:11:36 It's like a misshapen cat, you know? Because that's not like, oh, it's a cute cat sweater. It's like the cat's like, oh, it looks like the cat has been, I don't know, back to like it's trash day day and the cat was just like, by the trash can, you didn't see it and you dragged the trash can over. It was like, what is this? We've all been there. Nobody wants to see Sutton showing up to like a brewery and like a corset. You know what I mean? Kyle, stay in your own lane, Kyle. I feel like Erica would do
Starting point is 00:12:16 that. Hey, I'm here in my car set at the boulevard. So, Erica, yeah. Yeah, Andy's like, Erica, how is your sex life? Is she good? Had some last night. All right. Well, yeah, well, a drive from Esubone wants to know from who I don't believe it. And she's like, well listen, you gotta have a roster, you know, because summer out the bench and some can't play. And I mean, it's nice, it and some will stay hard the whole time I
Starting point is 00:12:51 She's like I mean if there ever was like a prepared line for reunion that was it right Erica's so cringe. I just cringe watching Erica at this point. So Andy's like, well, some were loving that Erica was letting loose this season. And some were worried that she was losing control. So we get the Erica segment of her being a disaster. And then Andy's like, when you see the montage of falling down and stuff like that. How does that land with you? Hey, that was a, that was kind of like a pun falling down landing. God, I'm so good at this. I've never raised.
Starting point is 00:13:35 I felt kind of bad for Erica at this part because you know, Erica is just surrounded by Gaze telling her what to do to be fabulous. And it's kind of worked for her for years. Like she's had people writing her lines when she could afford it in, you know, in the library rooms and stuff like that. And they're like pulling a hat fat. Wouldn't it be hilarious just to watch, you know,
Starting point is 00:13:55 Sonya, or, you know, Sonya coming through? And she could just be falling. Everyone will love her. She's gonna be just drunk in hilarious this year. Poor Erica tries it. And she has no personality or charisma to pull this off and it just becomes like No, you're totally right that I think that's such a good theory that one of her gaze told her to be like Sonia But the thing is that with this cast they're all kind of humorless. It's still like, I think she has a brab, yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:28 And like, if you're gonna pull the Sonia drunk thing, you have to be on a cast of drugs. And this is not really a cast of drugs. This is a cast of drugs. You also have to have like some kind of sense of humor, you know, which Eric, it doesn't really naturally have. You also have to be fun. Yeah, it's a misfire. It's a misfire. Your drunken
Starting point is 00:14:47 season was a misfire, ma'am. So, and he's like, yeah, how does that sequence you falling and landing? How do you share about that? Okay, you know what? I'm officially trying to go too far with this. Okay, I'm gonna take it over America. And Erica is like, well,'s almost like who's that? But then after the previous year I had, hey, I was numbing pine and I was very open. I saw sciatrice that one time for five minutes on zoom. So there was that. It's a very long journey for me.
Starting point is 00:15:22 But, well, when did you start? Hey Garcelle, when did you start? Hey, Garcelle, when did you start to become concerned for Erica? So she's like, well, it wasn't until my party and the incident with my son that I became concerned. And then I didn't even realize how bad it was until I watched it back on TV. And then Garcelle's like, I have a question. Why him out of everyone at the party? Like, why would you say that to him and not to a grown-up and not to PK and not to
Starting point is 00:15:49 Mo and Erica's like well Jacks was not singled out. He was only the only one I talked to you like that different from being singled out Okay, and it could have been anybody it was just me being drunk and stupid hilarious and iconic It wasn't anger. It didn't come from a bad place. It was just me being drunk and stupid, hilarious, and iconic. It wasn't anger. It didn't come from a bad place. It was just me yelling and cursing at a 14-year-old. That's it. I will yell on a curse and make you child in the fun way. Good-bye! Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:21 And, Garce sells like, okay, well, Doree, you didn't even say anything to her and you were right there And she's like actually I did I said do you do any home improvement because that was some golden comedy dim Allen Well, you said just picking up flowers for his mama. What was that? And Andy's like well Kyle you and you and Doread laughed about it. And it was so unsettling to watch. And I'll tell you, the only thing harder to watch was making the decision that we should broadcast this to all of America.
Starting point is 00:16:56 That was very difficult for us. But yeah, it was so unsettling. So then we see the clip of Kyle, like, did you hear when she cursed out the kid? That was hilarious. I mean, that's not all there is. But it is. And Marie's going, I think that's great that she did that. And then we come back and... It's so bad.
Starting point is 00:17:19 So, what the... I mean, the thing is this, I can imagine. It just looks so much worse now, even. Marie's here usually comes off It's just so calm and like yeah, who cares. He's like, I loved it. Oh I mean, let's not act like if someone told us oh, did you hear? like Mary Lou Hanner got wasted and And cursed off a 13-year at a cinnabon.
Starting point is 00:17:46 We would be cracking up. Let's not act like we wouldn't be cracking up. But the difference is we're cracking up not that a 13 year old kid got yelled at. We're cracking up because it's so deeply out of character for Mary Lou Hanner. But the difference is that this situation is like it's not like some removed random piece of gossip. It's like within the friend's circle. It's like you know the kid, you know the adults, you know Erica, you know the entire context, it's kind of it's also out of character like you said
Starting point is 00:18:12 for Mary Lou Henner. It's not really out of character for Erica. You know what I mean? So like you really think it's out of character for Mary Lou Henner though. Do you? I don't know you know. I saw him Chicago in Las Vegas and so I looked her up or for Mary Lou Hennor though, do you? It's not a taxi bitch. You know, I saw him Chicago in Las Vegas, and so I looked her up, because I was like, what, why? You know, and so I googled her, and she was like, and you know what else?
Starting point is 00:18:35 No dairy ever changed my life. And like every time I pulled up a link of Mary Lou Hennor, she was like going on about dairy, and I pooped. You know, I think you're right, she would tell the child to fuck themselves, you know. She's a robber of joy. Listen, you guys came here for Beverly Hills recap, but you're what you're getting. It's in truth. Okay. We have revealed Mary Lou Hennor. Listen, she had that book that you came out with in 98 that was all about like, if you're poop floats, you're doing're doing it right but if you're poop sings you're not eating the right things. I remember that
Starting point is 00:19:07 I remember it was like yeah I remember everybody talked about their poop and over had a poop episode and everyone's like oh my god I'm so poop obsessed You know what fuck off. It's like poop privilege. Some of us our poop won't float. That's just how it is Okay, I've had sinkers ever since then and I haven't had one day that I haven't felt like shit about myself. Sorry for the bad pun. Hate you, Maryly Renner. Go yell at some child somewhere else.
Starting point is 00:19:32 I've had enough of you. You shouldn't be eating at a cinnabon anyway if you're concerned about your pig, okay? Exactly. Get the fuck out of here, Maryly Renner. God, I hate her. We really got to the bottom of that. So Kyle's like, well, I like our cell never saw that scene in person. So when I saw the episode, I was mortified.
Starting point is 00:19:56 My husband of 26 years, very stable marriage, was mortified. Michael Myers was mortified. He said he's not going to do Halloween anymore because he's realized you're doing terrible things to children. It's just we're all mortified. And Garth says like, okay, but what was funny about it in the first place? Like, how was it told to you that it was so hilarious? And Garth was like, no, I don't know what was funny about it. I really don't. She's like, well, had I done that to you, it would be totally different. And you know it, which is very true.
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Starting point is 00:21:53 Come on our Sissy's cry all the time no Well, maybe first as act no first is Jamie Lee Curtis's friend second is actress third is mom Roller's gated with the cast effects of life. And Garth saw them. Yeah, it's just yeah. I was so everyone does. I'm a mom first.
Starting point is 00:22:17 She goes, well, I know, but that's my kid as opposed to your kid. So we're not really talking about you being a mother first Kyle. And so Doree, then Doree really lays it on. She's like, oh, she's been sitting like this the whole time with her hands like outstretched over her chest going, oh, but it hasn't been her turn to talk yet. So finally she gets to like make this make sense. And she's like, first of all, I was taking a peek you know Garcia I was shocked when she said that I was disgusted I felt like someone is stabbing me in the stomach when I heard that that's a sick oh really someone stabbing me in
Starting point is 00:23:00 the stomach dream so Chris all goes oh did you have an out of body experience? What happened? And she's like, well, guys, I felt Erica that night. We went out to dinner afterwards and I told her, I said, Erica, what the fuck are you doing? Although the actual words I used were, Erica, I love these dress. So I think it was probably conveyed. Erika, I love these dress, so I think it was a properly conveyed. And I think I said I'm disgusted with her, was that after I said, do you like bread and seno? I love bread and seno. And then, you know, Eddina, I said, what in the world are you doing?
Starting point is 00:23:37 Not putting hollandaise on your french fries, that's a tiny little thing, they can make a huge difference. And after we finished dancing and I took the Erica down from my shoulders and we'd wipe the last years away. I said, why, Erica? Why? I said, Erica, whatever this is inside you, you've got to go G. This has to be killed.
Starting point is 00:24:02 You must murder it, kill its body, and then remove it and put it outside. Or maybe I said I'd like a belvedere carcass out. One of those things, sort of similar concepts. And Garsell's like, okay, well, Erica was wrong. And Erica's like, well, Erica, you, oh no. He says, did you, so what was your reaction from the apology, Garsell, like, is the apology complete? Are you happy with the reaction? And she's like, well, I don't know if it feels complete because in this group, someone just apologizes so fast and then they're like, whatever, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:24:42 And then you look crazy for freaking out at them. So, I mean, I guess I accept it. It would be nice if people would stop apologizing so quickly so I could have a moment of true anger without looking like a fucking idiot, thanks. Garsel, I'm really sorry that we do that to you. Ha ha ha ha. And the Erica shrugs and does the like, I roll down, which I think is funny because that's
Starting point is 00:25:06 so Erica's like she's too cool to I roll up, she I rolls down. She's like, oh yeah. She, and she's like, well Erica you were recently cleared in what seemed like a pretty significant lawsuit. Your parking infraction was thrown out by the city of Van Nys. Congratulations, you finally got a victory. You want me to pull up a note, so I can read, I'm telling you, I'm dead TMZ. I'm sorry wrong page. So supposedly she's gonna start whatever, she's not really let off. She's set off from the knowing, like they can't prove that she knew anything,
Starting point is 00:25:51 but her business is still very much in that lawsuit, people. And why didn't they bring up the width? This was dismissed without prejudice. Yeah, I think the thing little, I'm pregnant. I think, you know, the thing is this was filmed before that stuff aired. And I think that they probably just didn't realize that when Erica was bragging about it being dismissed
Starting point is 00:26:18 without prejudice, what that really meant. And then, you know, because you then release it to the masses and we have many lawyers and legal experts in the audience. And I'm not saying that sarcastically, it's true. Then it like all comes to the fore. So I'm just, I actually don't say that. Why? Because Crystal got it.
Starting point is 00:26:35 She was like, uh, that's not what that means. Oh yeah, you're right. Okay, I take it back guys. Thank you Ronnie for reminding me of things that were the actual shows that we watched. I don't know really until I read comments later. I'm like, oh my god, that happened. It could have happened five minutes ago.
Starting point is 00:26:49 I won't remember. I'm going to say the reason why Andy did not push hard on that is he probably did not just want to get back into the quagmire of talking about all the legal shit going on with Erica because it's just getting exhausting at this point. You know, the way she, and the thing is that he gets into it with her anyway later. So he's like, I'm gonna save up for it for like in like two minutes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:13 But yeah, I'm, but you're right though. I would have liked to have seen her grill a little bit about the extreme joy she had about being dismissed without prejudice. Yeah. Um, so he's like, that was significant, Erica. What was your reaction to that? And she's like, well, Sutton was the first one to text me and say,
Starting point is 00:27:35 congratulations, I'm not going to jail on this one. You'll probably go on the next one. You done bitch. And I appreciate it, man. I appreciate it. And I'm like, and I'm in tit. I know Sutton, that's why I'm giving you public credit for it. I'm really empty.
Starting point is 00:27:49 It's good for you. Good for you. Can I give a slow, Chuckie quiet? Sutton was on Chuckie last night. Did you watch it? Might have not watched Chuckie last night. How was it? No, I didn't either.
Starting point is 00:28:05 I'm going to watch it this weekend. Okay. Tell me how that we had that talk. I'm, I mean, I kind of felt like I watched Chuckie because I did watch this reunion. It was kind of like flon Chuckie. So just for a little timing, I found Eric as hand and watch her go. Yeah. So anyway, I mean, look, this, this show is basically one degree away from Chuck E because
Starting point is 00:28:28 sudden is friends with what's her face. Jennifer. John. John. John. Hey, so Judd from Wapener says, in May of this year, Tom was disbard and ordered by the California Supreme Court to pay 10 million dollars in interest for fine stone from some of his clients.
Starting point is 00:28:48 Can you really sit there, Erica, and say there may be no victims? And she's this is when you know she's very serious because she articulates the teas. She was I do not share in that responsibility. That's not yet no responsibility for that. But yeah, that's mine. I should have no responsibility in that time. And he's like, well, I think that that really triggers some of the women here, Eric. And Garstell's like, hmm, you know, she does that knob like, good, good point, Andy. And then we see the clips of Crystal saying, um, there's a dead people that money was stolen from an
Starting point is 00:29:25 Erica saying, I don't give a fuck about it. What else? Blood, man. And she's like, you know, it doesn't matter if it triggers them or not. I'm in a very sticky legal fight. And that's not just because I'm a big bowl of flan. Yeah, my flan surgeon of both not on a plate. I'm not a dude. My flan makes out the boys to the yard. My flan chick. Listen, I'm gonna do what I need to do and a judge just ruled in my favor so I'm basically exonerated, baby. He's like, well, it's not the only case, Eric. I said, oh, there's so many cases I ain't been so many. He's like, oh, well, I mean, that Tom misappropriated funds
Starting point is 00:30:10 allegedly. She's like, right. So when the women say that you're not expressing empathy, that's all they have. That's their opinion. I don't give a fuck what they think. So Dereet is like, gee, well, okay, it's about delivery not to show now when you say don't I'm around the exact same thing. We are we are made for each other It's the delivery not the Dishonel here So tall What's this just over Mary Lou Hor. Thank you so much for listening. We quit. It's officially time to quit. Thank you Beverly Hills.
Starting point is 00:30:50 All right, Ben, go ahead. I'm sorry to interrupt you. I'm just going to. Did you all know? Did you all know how to? So, uh, when you say I don't give a fuck about anyone, but myself, and Eric is okay to be here. about anyone but myself and Erica's okay to read here. Let me give you a analogy that is totally appropriate for this situation. Let's say the plane is going down and there's potential. A plane analogy? Really, Erica? Well, but when you say I don't give a fork about anyone but myself, you sound like. standing over an almost empty bag of wonder brain
Starting point is 00:31:28 When on one of the diverse mannies has to make lunches for the children Who people live in this home P.K. and And sweep them eat carbs. I'm sorry for God. We were talking about back to the plane Bitch, you don't buy a children a dying They tell you Erica put on your mask first you could save yourself and so I'm gonna save myself but I save anyone else like she gives us crazy angry answer to that on a plane with a mask of chill I mean what the fuck Eric I'm still laughing you saying the diverse nannies
Starting point is 00:32:07 That's great, you know, we have a very very inclusive DEI program in this household of course that stands for Doritos and demons and icicles I can't believe Dore got away with that that season. I know plenty of diverse people. They work for me. It's like, oh god.
Starting point is 00:32:34 My children are being raised by many diverse nannies. Anyway, but yes, the plaintiff... I don't want to call them witches, but they mostly carry brooms. Not gonna lie. It's like to read. Oh my God, this is just I guess this show really just has such a treasure trove of tone deaf moments to choose from. That's really does. It really does. Like you're picking and choosing every season. Like what should be what am I gonna focus on this season? So, erica uses a plane crash thing and she's like, I have to help myself before I help others. And then she reads like, see even that, gee, that's a lot better than what you said that night. I'm like, well, not really.
Starting point is 00:33:26 I mean, it's like, yes, I mean, she could have just said, I have to help myself first, but she's still the way she begrudgingly turned out that metaphor. As tone deaf as it was, or not, it just like, like, not the right metaphor, but as tone deaf as it was, she turned it out so reluctantly. I was so much resentment like, ugh like I have to explain this. I'm like, don't you understand?
Starting point is 00:33:49 This is the problem. Don't you understand that like on the certain level maybe you're being dragged into so many of these legal fights that you're complaining about because people are seeing you as someone who is completely Entitled to all these things. Yeah. And pushing back about this whole process. And don't you think that maybe if you showed empathy, that maybe there wouldn't be such an aggressive legal campaign attack on you? Well, also, she's very bitter when she she says the analogy and not only is it the wrong
Starting point is 00:34:26 analogy, like you said, it's completely wrong. It doesn't make sense because she's putting herself in the same category as the victim. She's also putting herself as a plane crash victim, whereas when the plane is going down, you help yourself. No, that's not the point. They were victims that you came once the plane was crashed and took all of their shit off of their dead bodies. Do you understand that? And you're still fighting to wear that shit all through the streets and brag about it. Like you did something to earn it
Starting point is 00:34:55 and you didn't scalp it off a bunch of fucking dead poor people, Eric. So don't let yourself on the plane reaching for a mask, okay? You waited for that plane to crash and then you went and you cut all the masks. In case you could sell them later. I think it's just more like even if she's legally entitled to those earrings because they're a gift. It's just her inability to see why it's a bad look and see how if she as someone who wants to have a career in the public eye,
Starting point is 00:35:27 how she has to, you know, understand how she's being perceived because, you know, that's that's the name of the game and so she's she's trying she just has She's just trying to be this bad-ass thing and like she just this she's just not savvy enough This is why she's not making it as a pop star for many other reasons, but she's not savvy enough to navigate the situation in her life. I mean, we see so many losers who face similar like foot and mouth moments, terrible scandal who rebound because there are people who say, hey, by the way, right now, you need to go here and be, you know, humble and likable. And then the audience is like, oh my God, come back story. And she just is like unwilling to, to, to even do the simplest things. Yeah. And the only thing she cares about being seen as is rich. Even when she was trying
Starting point is 00:36:22 to be a singer and all of that, all she cares, she didn't care about looking like a good singer. She just cared about looking rich, you know, all her songs were about being rich. She bragged about how her husband paid for her career and how he paid for the plane, how he paid for everything, and even when she is going down in flames, sorry, another pun, another plane pun, but even when she's going down in flames, all she cares about is her king rich and holding onto the shit no matter how she got it. She's a sick cookie that one. So, Andy's like, okay, well I will struck by you telling your therapist that you were at risk of becoming hateful and mean. She's like, oh, me and I'm more hateful, I guess I am. And he's like, well, yeah, I was gonna say, haven't you already crossed that threshold? I mean, she kinda stole my thunder on that one.
Starting point is 00:37:08 But see, I did do something tonight. I did do something tonight. She's like, I don't know how to watch this show to know my behavior was bad. I'm like, see, yeah. So then Andy's like, well, is Erica her own worst enemy when it comes to her defense? And Kyle is like absolutely
Starting point is 00:37:25 as someone who understands defending themselves because they've had to run from a serial killer for 30 to 40 years. I can really be, I can really speak on this and you know in Aspen I thought you'd wake up and be like what the hell did I say? I mean that's why I got so upset Erica it was Factority and you were ruining it. You know, uh, Erica's like Kyle, we've been friends for a long time and I need you to be more neutral. More neutral, she may look like a toasted becon facially but inside she's the color of her band-aid dress. Like there's nothing more neutral than fucking Kyle Richards, okay? She's the beigeest thing walking on the planet, personality-wise.
Starting point is 00:38:06 She's like, I was trying to be neutral, but I could no longer do that with the way he was speaking. And, Erica's like, Cal, I'm just speaking the truth. There's only so much I can take. And when you're saying this, dead bodies, that's a normal reaction, Erica. I mean, again, dead bodies, kind of a trigger for me instead of Halloween thanks you know so many sea level actors I'll never work with again because they're dead
Starting point is 00:38:33 and I just loved how Erica said it because she got and then when you're over there going like it's just some petty grievance like some strange thing that Kyle brought up where did bodies were and um Kyle's like Erica it is you know a normal reaction she's nope I'm sorry she's you're out of control Erica She's, you're out of control, Erica. She's, I was not out of control. I was angry. Now forget that I said that in this next segment when we go after Kathy Hilton for being angry. And it's the worst thing that's ever happened. Even though I'm talking about dead children and victims of plane crashes that I'm still wearing clothes off of and Kathy Hilton possibly said something in the club over. We'll get to that! We'll get to that! Oh, the dead body is wet! Sandy's like-
Starting point is 00:39:30 So when he watched it back, did you see that she was trying to help you? Everyone's like, no. Everyone's like, do you realize that we have, do you realize that we have taken, trying to defend you? Okay, everyone, hurts me, this hurts me the most.
Starting point is 00:39:50 No, Kyle. And all of this Tom Terardi defrauding lying and stealing from poor victims. Kyle is a real victim here. Don't, don't anybody forget that. You know, believe it or not. I actually I can give a shred of empathy to Kyle because Basically, it's just like okay, we we sit up for you even though you're fucking wrong in the situation But we sit up for you because that's how we roll and We everyone hates us now like everyone hates us and you don't even seem to be like hey
Starting point is 00:40:24 Thanks for taking one on a chin for us. So I actually I don't I don't you know, I think that Kyle You know, I think that she wants maybe more of an apology than she deserves But I think she I think if there's this is actually a shred of truth to what she's saying She doesn't she doesn't she sticks up for her for her own gain to use her as a weapon against other people And she only slightly stays on her side and then spends the rest of the time, but what about the victims? What about the victims? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Starting point is 00:40:51 that's why it's only a threat. And that's why I say it's only a threat. And that's why I say it's only a threat. And that's why I say it's only a threat. And that's why I say it's only a threat. And that's why I say it's only a threat. And that's why I say it's only a threat. And that's why I say it's only a threat.
Starting point is 00:40:59 And that's why I say it's only a threat. And that's why I say it's only a threat. And that's why I say it's only a threat. And that's why I say it's only a threat. And that's why I say it's only a threat. And that's why I say it's only a threat. And that's why I say it's only a threat. And that's why I say it's only a threat. And that's why I say it's only a threat.. That's why I'm just giving her a shred. I'm not giving her a full, full, full, full-throated like, yeah, Erica, you should give more credit to Kyle because Kyle's support. Also by the way, she can just stop supporting Erica too.
Starting point is 00:41:12 You know, I'm giving Kyle a choice. I'm not giving her a little shred. Just giving her a little, just a little, a little, a little noodle. And to make her shred, you get nothing from me, ma'am. I'm giving her a little shave of Parmesan off of the wheel with the pasta in it. It always starts at the shred. And then the waiter's like, where's the wheel? Mashes, here comes one right now. So, Erica's like, well listen, I can't get attacked by this group of people.
Starting point is 00:41:42 And she's like, I was trying to help you she's well okay Kyle I understand that but that is not the way it sounded. Kyle was not trying to help Erica. Kyle was trying to be able to say to the audience look I'm not I'm not just blindly loyal to her that's what she was doing there she was signaling to the audience so Dereet's like Erika G what are you afraid of by showing some empathy and waiting for the process? Like what I tell PK every time he has attention while he's waiting for the hot pocket to heat up in the microwave. Can't you wait for the process? Can't you be empathetic right now? I have shown empathy when I said I didn't know if there were any victims
Starting point is 00:42:26 so when I said there's a bunch of lying people trying to get my money. And it's not landing. I was like you too. Can someone make another airplane reference please. This is this is crazy and she's like what because it's not landing the empathy and she goes you know what is landing Ruthlessly being persecuted I Cannot sit here. I cannot sit here and be berated over and over for two years Maybe the Dalai Lama Khan be Erica cannot and I like, she is ridiculous, but also this is hilarious. This is amazing. This is when I was like, oh, this, this episode is pure camp right here. I mean, she doesn't understand what it's not landing means. A, she has not been persecuted
Starting point is 00:43:17 to be. And then bringing the Dolly Lama into it. Girl. Wow. So then Andy is like, okay, well, let's talk about the earrings. Why are you so intent to keep the earrings? Financial reasons no, Angie She goes I do not have them and he goes, well, where are you going to call her? Rado and you guys yes, because I was ordered to turn them over afterwards and he goes and you're trying to get them back and you go We're on appeal for legal reasons. I'm like well, what what other reason would you be on appeal for? For fashion for high-pass we're on appeal for high-passion We're on appeal for pizza reasons
Starting point is 00:44:03 We're on appeal for orangutans. We're on appeal for swim lesson reasons, Andy. Okay, and she's doing that thing where she picks up her phone and starts like swiping up like Ramona being cornered, you know. Yeah. And so it's like, so that means that you're in court trying to get them back. She's we're on a
Starting point is 00:44:22 pale. For carnival reasons, Andy. Cork, trying to get him back, she was, we're on a pale! For carnival reasons, Amy. Carnival reasons, Amy. And then Rina, this entire time, Rina keeps swiveling her head back and forth because when Andy would say something, Rina would swivel over, be like, and then Eric would say, it'll feel illegal reasons.
Starting point is 00:44:42 And then Rina would slowly wind back and sort of shrug, like, well, that makes sense to me. That's great. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. She's like a family feud family member, you know,
Starting point is 00:44:52 at the back of the pack, when the head of the table has to give an answer to Steve Harvey to steal the bonus, you know. My favorite, I'm going to move this entire, well, until Kathy came out, because then Eric and Rena were both hilarious. You know, they're both like the hyenas in the Lion King. You're welcome crystal But my favorite Renemoo this whole reunion and she just kept doing it over and over it when every time she doesn't agree with something she goes
Starting point is 00:45:22 Glick can get the thought bubble over her head. She's like a video game character I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.
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Starting point is 00:45:35 I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. So Andy's like She's like so uh, so you that means you're You're saying does the beauty that means you're in court trying to get them back and she's like we're on appeal
Starting point is 00:45:52 The legal reasons He's like okay, so we're saying the same things just what not Motley ah, okay, so the same thing we is Motley isn't We're not appealing. He goes okay Well, so The Grinch who fucked Christmas for a fur coat says I would fight for the earrings too Eric up in the work of being married to Tom. She deserves her bobble, ladies. Who would keep those earrings?
Starting point is 00:46:25 And no one raises their hand. And he goes, you wouldn't do it, which I think is the best question ever. Because of course, you know everybody in that room immediately looked to to read, right? Right? Because the ballad show is like two seconds from coming in and snatching everything off of her body
Starting point is 00:46:41 at this point. Yeah. She's like, I wouldn't want anything to do with it. And so Eric, and then he's like, well, hey, how often do you speak to Tom? We're on appeal for legal reason. We've moved on. Oh, sorry. Yeah, I spoke to him last week, it's all very much like,
Starting point is 00:46:58 hi, how you doing? What's it going on? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, you know, dementia. He just kept telling me to go to my room. And Eric is like, but you know, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah here's Erica showing her empathy I guess. That's why I do it. You, man. So that she's still getting funded from somewhere. I wonder where that could be. So Erica's, so Andy says I'm thinking of someone else who lost it all because of her
Starting point is 00:47:39 husband. And I don't think that's who the fuck that is. Yeah, Theresa, too nice. No. Husbands I don't think that's who the fuck that is You got to reason to nice. No Jennifer Lopez in that movie Ruth made off. Do you have anything about Ruth made off here? Ruth made off? What went back on from? I was like, I don't think she even knows who Ruth made off is.
Starting point is 00:48:15 The fact that that was that question, who wrote that question? What are you thinking about Ruth made off? Erica's like, I don't think about Ruth. No, I don't. So then, um, he asked her, do you miss your old life? And she's like, oh, and you never heard me, why I have a job.
Starting point is 00:48:38 I'm working it out. It's gonna be fine. The house can come. It go. The sh** could go. But I'm fighting for myself the non-wine unknown victim Eric and Gerrotti who are they taking all away from me like booth pain-offs and he's like all right we're gonna leave it there for legal reasons no no not for legal reasons for roller skating no, no, no legal reasons.
Starting point is 00:49:10 For roller skating reasons. No, Eric, I'm not for roller skating reasons. For cause I have some reasons, Andy. Such a boat. Like a Ridebo reasons. They're so natural, you know, Andy, could you hit me that clean ass? So now that's another, yeah, there's not as a break break time and there's like awkward silence and everyone's sitting around. Narika wants a tissue, she's wiping her tears and she reads like, He's a time for a break now. I'm like, I think so. I think that the will leave it here and going break is the signal.
Starting point is 00:49:39 Yeah. So then Kathy comes up and she's getting dressed in the back and they're trying to decide which dress and she's One of her gazes is like oh my god. She doesn't look like Barbie. What's that called? Barbie chic and she's like, you know, Paris started that years ago I would give her Barbie parties every year until she turned 35 Wish me luck and I was like god. I should hate her. I should really. We all should. That sentence really encapsulates
Starting point is 00:50:08 why Kathy Hilton should be going down and flames right now. I mean, we all, I mean, Kathy Hilton should be, there's a lot of people, but there's a very divisive issue. There are a lot of people, I would say the majority of viewers are team Kathy, but there's definitely a group of people who are very much on Rina and Erica's side, which by the way, God bless, there's room for all of us.
Starting point is 00:50:30 That's the fun of this. Let's take our sides. Okay. And there were like, we wouldn't have microwaves. That's right. And they're welcome you at this table, bots. But they're all like, Kathy Hilton is like a monster. She goes to Mara Lago, blah, blah what she did yada yada yada yada.
Starting point is 00:50:46 And my response is, I think that just goes to show how much Erica and Rina have messed up the season. That, you all kind of know that. I mean, look at her dress. She looks like, she looks like she's about to have to you with Ivanka. Look at her. And yet we are still on Kathy's side, okay?
Starting point is 00:51:05 Like that just shows that me shows how much Erica and Rina have been just messing up. Yeah, they suck. So she comes out and Rina and Eric are just so villainous, so funny. Erica looks at her and then does her phone swipe thing arbitrarily and then Rina's just like licking her lips, squinting her eyes, like Rna's doing a weird lower jaw movement.
Starting point is 00:51:28 She's moving her chin left and right. She's like, she's chewing ice that's not there. That's like her, yeah, that's her like prep move, you know. And Andy to make it even worse for her. It goes, Majesty sit here. He totally kisses her ass. He's like, well, hello there, Kathy. Hi, look at this welcome. How are you? Have a seat. Wow. So she goes, well, hi girls and Rina and Erica
Starting point is 00:51:54 Bufka. Ha. The same time. Joining us now, Kathy, help me. You know where you're out there, slippers. And she's like, well, they're in the dressing room. So you shlogged through an airport wearing slippers? And she's like, well, my feet were hurting. So I wanted to the slippers, which actually have no support. And it's okay. Well, Big Mac from McDialty, a quarter pounder with some cheeseful lay ofet fish hamburger.
Starting point is 00:52:25 Cheeseburger. Happy meal. Wants to know if you figured out how to DM Rick on IG yet. Fucking gaffee. And that Aspen trip writing on Instagram, come get me help. They're like, uh, Kathy, this is a comment section on Instagram. Yeah. And he's like, yeah, well, wouldn't the best way be just to text him?
Starting point is 00:52:46 She's like, no, I did text him in Calcacol. That was the comment section, Kathy. She thinks Texian comments are the same thing. And we see a headline that says, Kathy Hilton begs husband, Rick to help her and now deleted IG photo. And she's like, she thinks texting the comment section are the same thing, Abby.
Starting point is 00:53:07 Okay. And she goes, well, and then I did what Lisa Rinno does and I took it down 20 minutes later. I was like, wow. Well done, Kathy. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm gonna scrap it.
Starting point is 00:53:21 Ah! Ah! So Andy's like, well after Kathy's avalanche of a meltdown and Aspen, Lisa and Erica refused to let it bury them kind of a stretch, huh? Even if it's strained a relationship with Kyle and damage Kyle and Kathy's relationships, let's take a look at the horrific moment for Catty and Kyle. Yeah, so we see their whole thing coming in and out and Rina saying, Oh, and it gets worse. The most vile stuff came out of this human being about her very own sister. She said, I will destroy Kyle and her family and real estate and
Starting point is 00:54:07 canaries if it's the last thing I ever do and like while the while this package is airing Kyle's doing like deep pressure and then Kathy is Kathy just staring at Rina and saying you want to you want to swear on your life on a Bible? You want to swear on your life on a Bible? Kathy, I get a Kathy's in the bottom corner. Her video, she's just going like this to Rina. Really? Really? And some of the actual mom thing were like, I will show off five of my chance, ma'am, you were grounded. Yes, she was. She was doing that. And Son was acting like an extra in like a suspense movie, like an extra at like a bank robbery scene because she's just, oh, her head is going to die.
Starting point is 00:54:54 Son looks terrified. And she also looks shocked because the rumor is that Old Queen and a bar told us that the cast didn't get the final three or four weeks of this. So no one has seen this yet, right? In the cast. So they're all seeing this stuff for the first time. And something's like, well, this is a good TV. Yeah. So Andy, this is, this is so big that it's not even something that can be unpacked. And he goes lots to digest. Like wow. We've got a packet. We've got to throw the ice packs that it was delivered in a way in recycling. Still don't know how they do that. Then we've got to prepare it
Starting point is 00:55:37 quickly. And then we've got to digest it. I'm like, are you just talking about a fresh and easy box at this point? That's start with the tequila vendor prop Rose from rules and Rina White tastes like peepee says riddle me this Why can't Kathy promote her tequila when Rina talks non-stop about her Ollie Bobba projects and Doreet slaps her name on loadsier family restaurants and glue gun wedding dresses and Eric a screeching and mashes. Okay, it just stopped. This is very offensive, sir. So Kathy goes, listen, I did not know that there was other footage of me with my tequila. I didn't know that when I brought in the rockets and made them all hold bottles of my tequila and do a kick line in the middle Diana's party that that was could be on TV I had no idea so I thought hey
Starting point is 00:56:30 Why not you this scene right now because looks at the cameras are here, you know, I finally get it on TV Yeah, I said Julio Glacios guitar off that elephant. They don't even have you on camera put down the tequila. We'll try it another time So Andy's like so you want the tequila we'll try it another time so he's like so you want the tequila on the show no big deal and she goes exactly so when it came to go into calm wasabi and kagas kimo'sabi's kora mo starby kimo'sabi Kathy kinewa bobby I'll be... CUTE! SOMETHING! Anyway. We're leaving to go up and I'm thinking, my mind is so sweet. You know, she's having them do a little tasting there because four bottles were there, and my just thought Kyle was doing that for me. Okay, so let me ask you this.
Starting point is 00:57:19 When you hear Rina ordering the Kendall Jenner tequila, do that piss you off, but that was good. That was good. Especially when Kendall Jenner boquila that was good. That was good Especially when Kendall Jenner posted who's least seren on her Instagram. That was that was the funny shit right there Those kids so Kathy's like I am not going to use this minor battle about the tequila To like potentially lose my credibility before we get to the big ones So she's like I'm just gonna fake this so she's like, oh I was in mad at her. I was angry. Their Kyle. Well, because I put it in my head and I shouldn't have put it in my head. It's my own fox. I always get disappointed. And then he's like,
Starting point is 00:57:55 you were mad at Kyle and she's like, no, no, I was mad at myself. I was embarrassed at myself because I thought, I thought, surely my little loving doding sister was going to arrange for me to promote my tequila and of course I should have known ever to expect things out of Kyle my My fault my fault. I'm just disappointed in myself for believing in Kyle, you know It's like still putting your tooth under the pillow and then it's still there the next morning and he's basically my life And I was like oh my god your tooth under the pillow and then it's still there at the next morning. And he's basically my life. And I was like, Oh my God, what was this supposed to do? Get mad at her because she ordered a different to Kayla.
Starting point is 00:58:32 Cause like, yeah, Jen shopping where she starts poking her eyes with the tissue to like to cry more. And the answer is yes. The answer is yes, Collie answered your own question. That's exactly what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to say, no, let's support my sister Ticula. Everyone, let's do, or you can make a joke out of it. Like that's exactly what you're supposed to do.
Starting point is 00:58:51 You kind of call her out. I mean, the irony of this is Kyle's in that store, promoting some store she has no ownership of to get a free hat. You know, on fire. Right. But she has no problem with someone else fucking up the other thing that was gonna be promoted. So Kathy again says, no, I'm just disappointed. And you know, believing that Kyle actually loved me. It's like waiting up all night for Santa to take those cookies. And then you see it's just your mom.
Starting point is 00:59:22 She takes a bite of those cookies and says, God, Kyle's a terrible cookie chef. It's just thoughtful. You know what I mean, man? Yeah, it's like when you're Santa Claus and you're excited for those cookies and you find out she's served you frickeys instead. I don't know how that is.
Starting point is 00:59:38 Um, it's like, at least it's like, it's like, you know what, I've been very supportive of Kathy's tequila. I had it on camera. I loved it. I talked about it all the time. So the way that this all played out, I'm sorry that I heard Kathy's feelings. It was never my intention to do that.
Starting point is 00:59:58 It was only my intention to show that given a choice, I would prefer Kendall Jenner's tequila over Kathy's. That's all. That's all. I didn't want to hurt her feelings, but if there was an option to have horsepiss instead of Kathy's tequila, I would have had that. I just meant it as a hug, Andy. I don't know why people are so upset. Rema is just so full of shit too. And I really think that if Rina really wanted to win some points she would just need to stop being such a phony like if you're gonna be a villain just be a fucking villain but all of this fake apology I mean I can see what Garcels saying like you can't even fight with these people because they just
Starting point is 01:00:39 fake apologize and then they turn around and they do it again you know and she's the worst offender at that just say I'm sick of sick of you, you're fucking mouth and you're fucking shit to Keela, that you don't even own. Mike, I don't wanna drink it, stop making me try and drink it. Grow the fuck up, okay? Stop crying in public because people don't wanna drink your stupid to Keela,
Starting point is 01:00:58 capy. And that's Rinna's strong suit, to be honest. Like that is exactly her kind of, that's what she does best. She comes to reunions and she says, you know what, you know what, we've had a lot of that to Keela, like that is exactly her kind of that's like that's what she does best she comes to reunions and she says, you know what? You know what? You know what? We had a lot of that tequila. We had a lot and it got to be like too much and in that moment, you know what? I wanted to be a little hurtful. I did and I own that and I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that like that's a classic Rina moment right there and that she didn't go for it was sort of weird. I think that like, Rina's offered game the season 100%. Obviously.
Starting point is 01:01:25 She hasn't been on her game for seasons now. It's been a long time. She sucks. So Kyle is like still over there going, ee-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e- So when a husband very supportive I was really thinking cuz like oh it's my father Just like everything is my mom No There there it's not your fault You it's not your fault you're not strong enough to support your sister. That's not your fault. I
Starting point is 01:02:10 think that's always my fucking fault. Yeah, Kyle, it's been 13 years. Like maybe if it's everybody else, maybe it's you. Okay. I was gonna say really quickly, there's a really good comment on our Facebook group. Um, and my classic thing, I didn't write down your name, but I read it last night before going to bed. And someone said, is anyone else triggered by little sister issues here?
Starting point is 01:02:35 She's like, I have a little sister, and this is exactly what she does. She pokes and pokes and pokes and pokes. And then finally, you respond, and then like, then they cry, and then that becomes the whole thing. And then the issue doesn't become about about whatever it was, the poking was. It becomes about my reaction as the older sister. I'm sick of this shit.
Starting point is 01:02:52 It was a great comment. It was really hilarious. But also like kind of what's happening here. Yes. And it's also showing that Kyle is coming in here, ready to cry and have a fit about Kathy. But Kathy really isn't giving her the proper lines to go off of, but Kyle doesn't care, she just stays on her track, right? So Kyle's like, this is fucking ridiculous, and I don't care if I said the upward Kathy, okay? I mean, I didn't know. I didn't know.
Starting point is 01:03:19 I wouldn't even know who was gonna be there. We didn't even know you're Tequila was gonna be like, well that's a fucking lie. You didn't know her Te it was gonna be there. We didn't even know your tequila was gonna be like well, that's a fucking why That you didn't know her tequila was gonna be there because would you set that stuff up with the venue first? Yes, of course you fucking knew everything that was gonna be their Kyle and Kathy goes Kyle There's nothing to cry about Kyle I think to cry about Kyle. But I know, cause I'm sick of the way I'm being treated. I was so far, I was so bad. Cause I apologize to you and I'm just trying to let you know where my head was at and my
Starting point is 01:03:54 head was someplace and it was not under a hat from Wasabi Joe's. And he's like, well I wanna say this. No, it was my fault, it this. No, it was my father. My father. I'm sorry about the warrant you crane. It's my So Andy's like, okay, well, I mean, come on, Kathy. You were mad at Rina and they showed a clip of her being like, yeah, I mean, even because by the way, let's not let Kathy tolly off the hook. Kathy is giving us some bullshit here too. Kathy was 100% mad at Rina and she's mad that Kyle
Starting point is 01:04:26 didn't stick up for her. It was not about, oh, I thought this was gonna be a moment to promote. Maybe there was some of that, but that was not all that was going on here. So Kathy is like, no, whoa, no, no, no, no, no. I didn't think that she did it on purpose. No, sure, it annoyed me.
Starting point is 01:04:41 Sure, it made me want to make sure that no agent at Hilton in the Highland would ever service these are enough sure It made me want to make sure she could never want to stay at the Hilton brand and sure made me want to kind of go over there and burn down her house But I was just annoyed that's all Okay moving on final night in Aspen Kathy what happened that night to send you over the edge And she's like okay, well, I'm thinking I just want everyone to have fun What happened that night to send you over the edge? And she's like, okay, well, I'm thinking, I just want everyone to have fun. So I go to the DJ and I say, do you have any,
Starting point is 01:05:13 a key, a legit child, a master, music to play? And he's got his head down with his headphones on. You know, like Paris does because she's also a DJ. Very famous, doing very well, by way, Barbie DJ, started that. And I got annoyed, so I go into this other room and there's a manager. And so I said, hey, if I give you money, will you put on some songs for us
Starting point is 01:05:36 for my friends and I to dance to because you look poor enough to take the money, you know, and I, it was a dollar, it was folded, um, gave it to him. And he looked to my dollar and like it was pure trash. And the trash. Yeah. I mean, and then he said, he said, look, there's no way, there's no way we could do that. We're way too busy in here. Too many poor people that must be serviced, people that are not Kathy Oltons, you know, and I said, well, look, I'm not a member, but I've been coming here for 30 years. And, you know, they've always taken my request, not just here, but like
Starting point is 01:06:10 in the South of France, or London, or Paris, fancy places where they don't have shops that they like hats on fire in, you know. So I thought, I think that annoyed him. I think that annoyed him. Please, it's hard to ashamed to show what the actual ground of the city looks like. You know what I mean? So I think that annoyed him. And so he looked at me and he said, where are you from? And I said, oh, I'm from LA.
Starting point is 01:06:35 And he said, think go back to LA. And so I said, we are out of here. I saw I go back to Kyle and I tell her what happened This and I say that Fragments that God damn fucking Of my business they're losing That lagged that is like are you listening to the record they're playing it's totally lagged Not even on not even on the beat. Fracking.
Starting point is 01:07:08 We have to do something about this, this Alaska, Frack. I went back and I saw my food on that table and I said, bag it. Bag it. We're leaving. We're leaving. That was gonna be my next one. So, how was it that our first one?
Starting point is 01:07:24 You know? So, how was it that our first one? You know? So, this story, first of all, what an asshole. Like, they serviced me in London and the South of France. But, playing the devil's advocate, what kind of manager is like, go back to LA. Fuck you! You're the fucking manager of a restaurant. I would have had him fired if I was rich.
Starting point is 01:07:45 I would have been like, that's kind of you. You know what this men's warehouse suit just said to me in the chaffered storage room. Well, you have to, you said chaffered storage room. But you know what, you have to assume that that conversation went as Kathy Hilton said. Like, you know it was not like, oh, could you please put on this Michael Jackson song?
Starting point is 01:08:08 Here's $5. Now we can buy you some soup for dinner and you would love it. And, you know, you're too poor to understand this, but there are cities in the world like London and Paris and they play my music, so it better fucking play my music. You know, it was not, but this is totally like,
Starting point is 01:08:24 oh, just, that's just me, Kathy, I'm just making a simple song request. You know it was not, but this is totally like, oh just, that's just me, Kathy, I'm just making a simple song of grass. You know she's probably viled to him. Like when you make yourself the hero of the story, you know, so she's making yourself the hero and she's still such an asshole, you know, state-by-sourced. So, Andy's like, so you went back to Kyle, and I was like, oh yeah, and you know what, there's a reason that I said I wanted to stay because the way you talk to me You just said to sky my feelings and you're more talented than Kim you said we're out of here and you look at me like We're gonna fucking leave now. Why are you stopping?
Starting point is 01:08:57 What stop just stop you're so fucking annoying stop crying over everything Kyle and Kathy's like, I know, I know That she's like and I said hold on and you know what I'm not proud of how I acted and I was like I'm an adult You can not I I feel like if my brother would be like we're leaving right now my instinct would not be to say I'm an adult You can't talk to me that way. I would say, oh shit, what's wrong? You know, that's what I would say.
Starting point is 01:09:30 So Andy's like, well, what did you guys see? And Erica goes, well, I see Kathy coming from the dance floor. Okay, which is something I do well the time, except on it, hey, and cat I say Kathy what's wrong? And she says the DJ is an is an old fucking F word and walked off and I think I'll say F word by the way she said the full word well she said the full word she said bag it you know she's like he's no fucking bag it walked off and I was like oh well that just rolled right off your tongue
Starting point is 01:10:09 right the way man. Well, I think she was trying to go for that like the the shock and the shock of it by the way, I think Erica thinks she has worked in a privilege by the way. How did the effort get people? Just trying to calibrate with all our slurs. I think that Erica thinks she has gay privilege because she pays so many gay people to be her friend that she can just say that for it and it's fine. And I'm not like huge about walking around getting offended. It shit like that, but she's just such a hypocrite is my point. It's like this, the worst word in the world. Old and back. You know, yeah, she's a lot more open and so double.
Starting point is 01:10:49 So, what has happened down there? Oh, opening. I got this jelly belly soda. My friend told me it was good in the home goods. Not so cool. I, I am, you know, they don't have that in the South of France or in London. So, Erica's, Erica's like, that's what happened. So Kathy goes, she's, I think at this
Starting point is 01:11:10 point, if I remember correctly, Kathy now has a finger up, she may or may not, but in my mind, she has one up and she's saying, I will admit to things I did, but I will not be painted as this monster, just ask people in Tokyo, ask people in the South of France. I'm not a monster By the way Kyle here's this and her mouth is on the ground she's doing the full on Kyle As if Kyle didn't know that Erica was gonna come out with this like it was already all over the blog So Kyle knew I think I was just shocked that Erica would actually say it on TV, you know, but I was just shocked that Erica would actually say it on TV, you know, but um, Kathy's like, yeah, I won't admit to being a monster. And Erica says, don't do your words.
Starting point is 01:11:49 I'm telling you want me to say it again. I said, I said, tag it as in when you take a picture of this beautiful club, make sure you tag it. So that way they, they stay, no, and tag the DJ. Listen, somebody's spilled a drink and I said, rag it, rag it. There's a rag on it and wiping around.
Starting point is 01:12:10 So, erica's like, well, I'm just telling you. She was nobody else heard it. And she says, yeah, no, because you said it to me directly. And Rin is just giving her a look like, and so erica's like, well who knows me knows I'm not lying okay Tom's house got broken into any friend of the burglar and then he had to go good eye surgery and then my son went to help him and his car flipped five times into snow and pacidina yeah Erica God my everyone who knows you knows that all
Starting point is 01:12:43 you really care about is the truth. Listen, I am not liar. Hold on. Hey, it's 2019 calling me. Hey, 2019, what? Oh, she's saying she's in a great marriage. And she's saying, oh God, she just loves Tom. We're better than ever. He's just wonderful. Okay, by 2019 me. Right. So Kathy goes, Oh, really? I think I have a little more credibility than you. And then like takes her like squashed up crystal geyser bottle and is like sipping from it. If there were like, she basically was just like marching in to the Olympic opening ceremony for the Olympics, waving the flag for for rich white lady. I have more credibility than you. She was just doing that thing. She was like signaling all her friends and and Beverly Hills. Who are they going to believe me or you? I have Hilton in my name. I have a sterling reputation.
Starting point is 01:13:39 Just don't look at anything about my kids. So Erica is like, well, not, not, not you don't. And Andy goes, well, there was an investigation into this. And it came down to, she said, she said. And it was inconclusive. And Carsel's like, who investigated? HR. Helen ready.
Starting point is 01:13:59 Helen ready. Oh, Diana, Diana, Diana's been back there with the very big looking glass. She said pencil. She said that pencil is a bagged. So, um, Garsell just kinda goes, wow.
Starting point is 01:14:20 I mean, I love that Garsell gives a full monologue without even having to say anything like This woman came in and screamed at my fucking son and nobody did anything Then my son was attacked by bots on Instagram with racist comments a minor and Nothing was done, but Erica accuses Kathy of calling a DJ a baggett and now but Erica accuses Kathy of calling a DJ a bagged. And now we have an HR all the sudden. Did you hire an HR for this purpose? Great point. Great, great.
Starting point is 01:14:52 But I'll say you really had to say was so. And you know, when you say it like that, when Garsell said who did the investigation, I mean, I suspect that she knew, but that was kind of, I think that question was her way of saying like, okay, so you had HR look into this, but not into it's going out with my kids.
Starting point is 01:15:08 Great, right. Got it. This trivial bullshit, you have somebody look into it. Yeah, also one thing, a point that a lot of people in the internet are making is that if ultimately the only person who heard Kathy say, bag it, if the only one who heard Kathy say Baggett. If the only one who heard that was Erica,
Starting point is 01:15:29 but somehow that got leaked to, I know, she's so stupid. That's so funny. They're like, what? Who leaked it? I didn't, I didn't even, I made heavy-loaked things. Like you just said, you're the only person who heard it. So it's either you or Rana again, you fucking warrants. Like God, how are you this terrible of a liar? It just goes to show just like you're singing.
Starting point is 01:15:51 Practice doesn't necessarily make you better. Yeah. Yeah. And just like you're singing, this is also falling flat for you. So um, uh, Kathy's like, isn't it interesting? Just like your albums, no one's buying it. It's like, Kathy's like, isn't it interesting? Just like your albums. No one's buying it. It's like, he's like, isn't it interesting? Nothing came out in the press about Erica walking around with a big $250,000 Cartier ring. So Kathy's like, ready. She's coming in hard now. And Erica's like, I've had that for years.
Starting point is 01:16:19 And she's like, whoa, yeah, I'm going around with big crocodile bag and a fur coat. Oh, that I've had for 20 years. And she goes, they're not yours, Erica. And she's, oh, they're not. She's, no, those are not your belongings chin down. Yeah, that's so good. Every time he dropped her chin, it was like devastating.
Starting point is 01:16:39 And she's like, everybody knows that. And you have no remorse at all. And Erica goes, wow, looking to try to save yourself. She goes, I'm just saying to you, would you say such a mom thing to do to you, right? I'm just saying to you. Do you hear me? I am just saying to you, rondol. I'm like, what are you saying? Could you say it? Because I would like to move on with my. But just staring at you. I am just saying. But also Erica, um, Erica again is by her saying, I got this 20 years, I got this one 15 years ago. I'm like, isn't that from around the time when all these allegations started coming out? I mean,
Starting point is 01:17:20 for crying out, don't do it to when the fraud started. She's like, listen, I have actually, I bought that coat and asked been many years ago, because I remember Tom just got a huge case about a gas line exploding or something like that. And then, you know, the Gucci purse, that's very old. I mean, I think I remember reading about planes falling out of the sky or something like that. It's crazy how it works out. And Carl's like, I just want to be clear. I just want to be clear. I never heard that word said. So you can't call me on the stand to testify against Kathy. Could she have said it? Probably Kathy. And that's all my fault. I'm sure. That's all my fault. Here's Kyle sticking up for her sister again. Yep. And so Andy goes, so Lisa, you said, Kathy, I'm
Starting point is 01:18:04 gonna take you out. I'm gonna take you out of this club. And we Andy goes, so Lisa, you said, Kathy, I'm going to take you out. I'm going to take you out of this club. And we're like, yeah, she's making a scene. She's making a scene. So basically, Rina takes her home. They get into the Sprinter van. And she's, that's what started. And he goes, what started?
Starting point is 01:18:16 Come on, Andy. Keep up here. And she goes, Kathy's melt down. Kathy starts screaming, and yelling, and venting, and saying things that I have never heard in my life." She's so foolish, said. Also, don't you think it's funny that this story is Kathy's having a meltdown, so Rinna said, let's go to the Sprinter van, and Crystal was coming too, but somehow they couldn't
Starting point is 01:18:42 find Crystal's coat, and she got stuck stuck there because her coat was taking too long at Coachak. They couldn't wait in the Sprinter van for Crystal to come with them. You know, Rina was like, step on it! Step on it, we're out of here! Because Crystal would have been another actual witness. You know, Rina is so fucking transparent. And Crystal's coat causes a lot of drama, you know? So Kathy is like, well, I recall vanting, thinking that, well, you know, Lisa Rinne and I have
Starting point is 01:19:08 known each other for a long time. This isn't being filmed. I felt that I could talk to you and halfway through it. Do you recall saying to me, I get it, I get it. You're preaching to the choir. Do you remember those words Rinne? And she did such a van der Pomp thing here too, because remember when van der Pump was like, Oh, what, why don't you just own it, own it?
Starting point is 01:19:28 Like she did that voice and Kathy does that too. She goes, don't you remember saying to me, I got it, I got it. You're preaching to the choir. Do you remember those words? I'm sorry to do that as the voice of a two-can coming down the Ponderosa from Cartwright City. But there it is. And there's a really long pause when Rina is confronted with this and she just does that Rina life-aister. She goes, I don't remember that. Oh really? Because you seem to have
Starting point is 01:20:01 fucking perfectly clear memories of everything everybody else had all the time until it comes to you. Fucking lying, Rina, you're so obvious. Have you still not learned this from that season in Mexico when you got cornered? And they said, you said, Kim is near death. You literally make the same face and go, if I said that, I sure don't remember it.
Starting point is 01:20:24 Yeah, exactly. And she she goes but what I do remember is that you want to take down NBC Bravo evolution the show United Nations Chuckie cheese President Obama current president Biden you wanted to hug Putin Nook the West you only love additives and corn syrup, you hate babies and puppies, you're gonna outlaw food stamps. Air friars, America loves air friars,
Starting point is 01:20:52 and Kathy wants to take them away from you. What, will she not destroy? And I'm gonna get Kyle fired. Ha ha ha. And Kathy's like, Lisa, I'm just telling you, young lady, I'm just telling you young lady. I'm just telling you that is not true. Oh really you want me to tell the truth? That's the truth. That is the truth. Really because when Andy repeats all the stuff that you said in the clip You were saying that Kathy was saying they can't touch me because I have deals with NBC But now you're saying that Kathy was saying,
Starting point is 01:21:25 I wanna take down NBC. Also, this rumor started as Kathy calling Sutton's assistant Josh the F word. But now it's a DJ. You two are just so fucking bad at this. You're bad at this. And I kind of believe most of it, I kind of believe Kathy was a total monster
Starting point is 01:21:44 in my mass all over the club. I believe it. I believe that Kathy is not innocent here. But I think the thing that is frustrating me, and I'm assuming for a lot of other people, is more that we've just seen this from season and season over and over again, the sort of hypocritical, you know, the way this group, this inner core kind of goes after people and they're very hypocritical by what they accuse their victims of are things that can be hurled back at them. And it's just like it's so frustrating to watch season after season. And it always seems like they're going after people that the audience generally
Starting point is 01:22:25 enjoys. And so it's also they're taking a shred of truth and then they're just going so crazy hard on it. Like, wasn't this story that Kathy said the N word and the F word, but now they're just going to stick with the F word at the last minute. I mean, they're just so full of it. I can't believe a thing these people are saying. But it's also that makes me insane. But it's also the fact that on their own, this group, they kind of, you feel like they hold back from their lives. You feel like they produce a lot. And like given their, if it was just a show about this,
Starting point is 01:22:54 this core group of four or five people, they would be, it would just be about fashion and like making grand entrances and looking fabulous and nothing terribly interesting. And so what's happening is that you have these people that are not giving over large parts of their lives while simultaneously going after the parts of the show that are really enjoyable. So it's just that frustration is I think the thing that's fueling a lot of people on top of everything else because I think we all know Kathy was probably a monster in that club.
Starting point is 01:23:25 Let's not joke. Let's not, I mean, well, we can joke. Let's not like, Erica was worse. Erica was worse on camera and called them all the C word. Yeah. And they're like, through cares. Exactly.
Starting point is 01:23:37 Kathy got mad at a manager, you know? So, and they're adding stuff that they know will get her canceled. And Erica's trying to get the only vestiges of a fan base left of the gaze to rally behind her. And I just, I'm not buying it lady. So, so, Rinna's, Kathy is saying it's not true, of course. And then, Andy's like, you know, reads the list of stuff that Rinna's claiming that she said. And he continues, he's, Rinna's like,
Starting point is 01:24:03 you said she called, oh, he said she said she called to read a stupid useless idiot. Which, I mean, you know, you can't get mad at the woman for just putting simple labels on things, you know what I mean? Yeah, she has her perspective on things. Uh, then like, oh, you said Crystal and Sudden or Pieces of Shit, useless idiots, it should be fired. Can't believe I have to be around all these fucking peons.
Starting point is 01:24:26 I'm gonna make them go away. This is my show. And Kathy goes, Lisa, you are going to take a lie detector test right after you've cleaned your room. Clean your room then lie detector test, okay? And you're only gonna do it when they put the lie detector on band over a blazer jacket. Okay, because that's the way they work on this stuff.
Starting point is 01:24:47 And Andy continues, I will destroy Kyle and her family if it's the last thing I ever do. God damn bullwinkle, I'm gonna get him. Kathy, do you remember saying any of those things? Well, I really don't like bullwinkle because mooshin' talk. It's very, very, it's very scary to my little dog. So it's a full wiggle thing is true, but the rest of it, no, none of that.
Starting point is 01:25:10 And we're gonna say, Wow, wow, wow, this is so heartbreaking. This is so heartbreaking. I was on the other end of this abuse. This is heartbreaking. And again, we've made this point a few times. I just wanna say that even if Kathy did say all these things, this is a very classic by the numbers,
Starting point is 01:25:32 real housewives rant, you know, just like saying shit about everyone, wanted to take down all the, everyone who's in charge. I mean, I just think it's, it's, it's just a classic rant. I don't see anything more than that It's I'm sad if you didn't get to see it Kathy's like Lisa. I know you're having problems. She's I'm having problems Really? What kind of problems are my having Kathy? What kind of problems? She goes well, I don't know
Starting point is 01:25:59 But also I'd like to talk about the text and and she holds up her big phone, and Rinne goes with text, and then we see the screenshot of it. Please, please, please, do not say anything we discussed. Otherwise it will make a huge scene that everyone gets dragged into, and that's no bueno silences golden. The text Rinne was like, she threatened me, she threatened to murder me, decapitate me, and put me in somebody's bed along with the horse head. Somafia, she is Somafia. So Kathy thinks she has a real, she thinks this is, this is her ace in the hole or whatever, upper sleeve. And she goes, ace in the hole. That's, well, her sleeve is a hole,
Starting point is 01:26:38 okay? So Kathy goes, she goes, guess what? She holds up her phone and waves it and says, guess what? Those texts, it's not here. And it kind of reminded me of on top chef when someone makes handmade pasta and gale's, like, it was just a little too thick. Yeah, just a little thick and undercooked. And so then the next challenge is like, no, I want to show them that I can make pasta
Starting point is 01:27:04 and then they do it again and then they fail again and they get kicked off. That's what this was because Kathy already whiffed earlier this season when she tried to pull the, I don't have these text Kyle and Kyle's like, you blocked me, that's why. And she tries to do it again here and whiffs again big time. Yeah, I mean, what? So she's like, yeah, they're not on my phone and Eric you guys well You could have deleted it and we're gonna go I mean I've got it right here. It's on my phone and Kathy goes You know what I want to do but we never get to hear because Andy's like well, I mean here's the text
Starting point is 01:27:36 She's talking about Andy. You want to see my phone. I mean I didn't want to go here. I didn't want to go here now Just conspiracy theory wise of course those texts could be faked. You know, at least a rena could have just put Kathy in the phone for Erica's number or something like that. However, I think if they were faked, they would be much worse. You know, I think they would have been like Kanye West level. Yes, offensive. If they were made up instead of trying to make something out of nothing.
Starting point is 01:28:09 So Kathy, I think it's a big fail on this one. Kathy probably thought that if she deletes them off her phone, they're deleted from everywhere. So yeah, so I think big fail on this one, Kathy. Am I really helping yourself here, lady? Not a good, like, I mean, again, Kathy is not, Kathy is no angel here. Oh, she's not, okay.
Starting point is 01:28:29 Well, not watching this show though, isn't it? It's like just watching stupid people try to outsmart each other and they fail every single time. So like everything they're pulling out is such a fail, you know? So actually, Rinna, so Kathy has been controlling this narrative quite well. She's come in strong on the offense. She caught Rinna off guard about your members saying
Starting point is 01:28:50 you're preaching to the choir and all this stuff. Rinna comes back with some poultry evidence. Oh, you said you wanted to take down NBC. I don't think anyone really cares about it. I think a lot of people think, okay, she was just like angry and like just having a big like and you and you moment, you know, and then now Rina lands this punch with it. Well, Kathy falls into it. Now Rina has the momentum. It's looking good for Rina. And then what does Rina do? She just drops the ball with this ridiculous next section. She's like, you know what? I had to lock myself in the bedroom. And Kathy's like, oh, why did you like, well, like, why did I didn't know you had to lock myself in the bedroom and got this like, oh, why did you like? Well, like why did I didn't know you had to lock the door for me?
Starting point is 01:29:29 You were having a Psychotic break. I mean, how would you think I'd feel to hear you wanting to destroy your sister? What all the sudden is a back-to-back like acid? What? Yes. Oh, Psychotic break that I'd unlock myself in the bathroom. And I love that that clip has been going around right before all this when Rina said, I want to stay at Kyle's house because I want to make sure
Starting point is 01:29:53 I can lock myself in the room. And Kathy saying, lock yourself in the room from away from who, me? Which was, you know, some interesting premonitions there. So, Kathy's, Kathy's like, I don't know why you would have to lock the door for me, and she goes, Cause you were having a psychotic breakdown, Kathy.
Starting point is 01:30:11 And she's like, But I never said that I wanted to destroy my sister. I never said that. She's like, Kathy, this is sad. Wow, this is sad. How many toothpicks are on the ground, Kathy? How many?
Starting point is 01:30:23 Kathy. It goes like, like, I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna hear things that are gonna destroy my family. And it, so Kathy is denying it. She's like, I never said those things. You know, I said I feel dismissed. I said, I feel like Kyle hates me sometimes. I said, sometimes I wish it were just me and Kim.
Starting point is 01:30:44 Things like that, but nothing else. I said sometimes I wish it were just me and Kim things like that But nothing else. I said I love baked potatoes. I mean there were a lot of things said that not all admitted And Renn is like oh really? Okay, so you didn't take off your glasses and Step on them. She's like oh well I mean I didn't throw them because you know what and because you need them. she's like I do my need the man It's like you choose him down and you were stopping them and yelling Kyle you were calling the glasses Kyle and then you were stopping on them and you were saying You could never even act even when you were on ER with two lies you fucking loser cuz like wait a minute
Starting point is 01:31:20 Hey, no one from facts of life even like even Norma Darritt called you a dumb bitch. Kyle! And the way you went pounded your fists on those doors and yelled, Will Ma! Will Ma! I'm so terrified. And Kathy's like, well, those glasses are in my dressing room if you want to see them. And we're gonna say, oh, okay. Okay. So Kyle's like, my issue is that the, is that all of this spilled out outside of the, it spilled out into the group and inside the group.
Starting point is 01:31:54 And then yeah, Kyle, a Kyle's issue with this is that it made her look bad. You see, fucking Kyle, every single thing. So then we see the clip of Sutton's like, did I from one of you leaked to the press and Eric and I'm like, what's the press? Press like a drink like an orange juice press like how would I? Wow, like my orange juice presses. I'll tell you a lot of things. I may be broke by my orange juice presses and it does not leak. And so Andy's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, well, everyone said like, you know, like it came from you Eric. I just first off, um, it's like, well, everyone said like, you know, like it came from you, Eric, I just first off, Jack, my publicist has represented Nikki for years. So case closed.
Starting point is 01:32:30 But well, that's the whole thing. When you leak things, you do it anonymously and you're covered. So that way people don't, right. I like that they make it sound like they have to have the nuclear football code to leak something. You sent a fucking email to the cat. Like cat he says she does, but she goes, I don't think Jack did it. She does say it for, it's very quiet, but she says it.
Starting point is 01:32:50 And Erica's, Erica's like, well, I wanted to discuss this and keep it in the group. And Garth says like, uh, hello, nothing stays in this group anymore. Idiots, everything's on social media. Everyone goes, that's right. That's right. Everything is on social media. That's right. right. You're the one doing the most of it
Starting point is 01:33:09 I do not do most of it car south and she's like yes you do Lisa. She's what when I got home that Sunday from Aspen I got a call from someone at TMZ asking about what happened at the club. They already knew had a call from someone at TMZ asking about what happened at the club. They already knew. Really Lisa? So they knew they sure knew who to call, huh? TMZ always does you the call. They call Lisa first. Like do you think you're helping yourself here?
Starting point is 01:33:35 So the information that only you and Erica had because Erica doesn't want it to leave this group. And Erica was the only person who heard it, besides probably telling you. But TMZ is calling you to ask about it. That is something. You know? Even think, do you guys even think before this? At least go have a coffee and plan this shit out, okay?
Starting point is 01:33:57 Right. So Kathy goes, well I apologize to Kyle and I go over to her house and I said, I'm going to make Kyle happy. I will apologize to her on camera for something I'm going to make Kyle happy. I will apologize to her on camera for something that happened off camera but I'll apologize on camera. And it wasn't only on camera. I did it as the lady who just came down the Ponderosa from Cartwright City. I pulled out her favorite cosplay, Bonanza. So, um, Kyle's like, oh, I'm getting blamed for that, too. I'm going to blame that too. Because then because then Kathy's mad that Kyle said,
Starting point is 01:34:30 oh, and wait a minute, you have to apologize to Lisa. So Kyle's like, I'm getting blamed for that. I gave you the option to move forward. Like you just admitted that you were, took the active role in this situation between Kathy and, and Rina right here here So yes, you are getting to blame blame for that. Yeah, Kyle We all saw you have Kathy over and literally schedule a remit to come in right after we have saw you do a Kyle Yeah, and so she said Kathy's like well, I tried calling Rina. I tried calling her and when it goes well I had to hear it. I had to hear it myself and she goes I tried calling you on the phone
Starting point is 01:35:09 You just wanted it on camera just because you did it to me you did it to me She's like baby you just wanted it wrong camera because your contract was coming up and everyone's like oh Sun Sun starts doing a goldfish mouth her she's a Her mouth is just moving like letting out little bubbles So we're gonna go she goes oh my god wow Wow and Kathy goes and you need is some drama because you fight with everybody you thought and you drove Lisa Vanderbump off the show Oh and you drove Lisa Vanderbump off the show. And I say, oh, I drove Lisa Vanderbump off the show. Ha, ha, ha, ha, what?
Starting point is 01:35:49 With all those TMZ allegations, they're waiting on, oh, what, what, over, Lisa, what? What you did to my sister, you've had problems with everybody, with Camille Grammer, the list can go on and on. And then saying that you've been bullied, you are the biggest bully in Hollywood,
Starting point is 01:36:08 and everyone knows it. And everyone's like, oh! And Dary is like, oh! And Rinna's just quiet. And she goes, oh, is that right? God, Rinna really fails this reunion. You know, people saying, like, let's keep Rinna because she's entertaining.
Starting point is 01:36:25 Is she? She is dropping the ball. Like, this is the player that you're standing behind. I mean, she's dropping the ball back. She just stays quiet. And Kathy's like, yeah, you're mean. And you don't tell the truth. And she's, wow, this is sad.
Starting point is 01:36:39 This is so sad. No, it's not. And you brought this song yourself. Lisa Rina, she's no And you brought this song yourself. Lisa, Rina. Just know you brought this on yourself. My sweet dear, you did. Just no darling. You know what? This is between you two.
Starting point is 01:36:54 Rina, yeah. It's just who just screamed. You did this to me. Yes. Literally dragged across the floor. And her response is, why am I in this? This is between you two and Garsell first Garsell mutters over to Sutton goes Well if it's between the two of them then why is she in it?
Starting point is 01:37:13 Everton goes what you said about your sister was horrible and Kathy goes well I wish you would say that to me that night Why don't you just say hey Kathy you, you and Kyle love each other, your sister's ever gonna go I couldn't you were screaming and yelling like a fucking band sheet. So suddenly Rina can't get a word an edgewise suddenly Rina Is a delicate flower who can't like just can't be heard So Kathy says I wasn't yelling at you. I wasn't yelling at you But to say that I would call any one of these ladies useless to say
Starting point is 01:37:46 that about any of these girls. Even the tree stump and blue silk over there, what's her name? DERREAT! Tree stumps are useless. I mean, people make fires with them and warm poor people. I would never say anything like that. She said you wanted to ruin NBC. But I mean, NBC hasn't NBC gone through enough.
Starting point is 01:38:06 They haven't been the same since Seinfeld, and you wanna ruin them. They're already ruined. How cruel do you have to be? You called NBC a baguette. You know you did. And Garsell's like, well, I wanna know. Listen, if it's between Kathy and Kyle's and just leave it alone, Renach. She attacked me! She attacked me at the house in Aspen!
Starting point is 01:38:28 Oh my god, you attacked me! Garthaling Kathy both at the same time go, I attacked you! And Rina goes, well, she abused me. It was abuse. It was abusive, screaming and yelling at me. Abuse doesn't have to be just hitting someone you know Garsell And now I think every I mean
Starting point is 01:38:48 Did you entire audience? We all were like you just like you drag crystal over the coals for Violate and dark thing you shouldn't use violate lightly and here you are. You're saying And here you are, you're saying C.F. used me. It was abusive. Oh, then this is even better because Andy goes, but you screamed and yelled at V-Full and she goes, so, oh my God, that's the point. Fucking moron. This is infuriating.
Starting point is 01:39:18 Like, normally, I wouldn't care if Rena was being over the top, I would actually love it, that she's saying, I was abused, but it's it that she's saying I was abused. But it's more that it's in the context of knowing how she has just like really been down with with pylons of people for for for their word usage. And then she does choose is a word like that in a dramatic way. And then she's like, fine with it. And she's fine. Like it's that hypocrisy that is really undermining all the things I've always loved about
Starting point is 01:39:51 Rina. So Garsell's like, well, you're going to hurt her and she's your friend, Kyle, I'm talking about. And Andy's like, listen, she just wants to move on. She wants to be sisters with her sisters. How do you let it go? And Rinne goes, you know what? I let it go here and now. I confront my abuser and I say goodbye abuser. Goodbye, I forgive you. Fly like a bird, well not like a bird. That's slow as fly like a plane.
Starting point is 01:40:20 Another fucking plane and the fly like a butterfly. I forgive you, everything you've ever done to me And so Kathy goes you'll really let it go just yes. Yes, I would Cut to run a posting on Instagram the Kathy Letter daughter be raped Right that's true the last week fucking that's rental letting it go guys Right there letting it go guys. So we're gonna go right there letting it go. She goes, I guarantee, I guarantee you on that and I wish you only the best. Yes, and I hope that you are able to get help for your massively abusive ways and good
Starting point is 01:40:58 luck. Good luck. Godspeed and good luck. And Gatherie goes, thank you. So Andy goes, well I think people are really questioning why you so dogmatically we're trying to get in the middle of sisters and just I was traumatized by what happened in that house That's the bottom line Traumatized because after everything you've seen on the show, this was the thing that traumatized you. It's just, Andy, it wasn't the dark. And Kathy goes, in the dark, no, wasn't we were sitting in Erica's room.
Starting point is 01:41:34 The dark, Andy, I had to add a good see where I was going and I just heard, I'm gonna take down NBC. Oh, I didn't know where was coming from. Then I felt cold fingers reaching my ankles under the pad. Oh my god. It was the spectre of the Nielsen ratings, wanting to tank NBC's performance. I was outside running through the woods, through the snow,
Starting point is 01:42:02 and then I felt a little red dot on my forehead, Andy. I didn't know where I was, but I knew it was about to end. Let me tell you something. I don't know why you want me to be on Kathy's side when the only one who's had up front here has been NBC every May. So Kathy just goes, it was a bright light. Who's there? Who's there? Who's there? Fighting's there? Who's there?
Starting point is 01:42:25 We're fighting about the word dark again. So she goes, well, it affected me fucking deeply. Yeah, we're sent Kim. We're sent Kim. Kim didn't do anything to you though. You did everything to Kim. Kim literally did nothing to you. You attacked Kim for two years over her sobriety. She did nothing to you except gave you a fucking
Starting point is 01:42:47 Incensier regifted bunny. Okay, we fight and break and then she's like listen You know this was nothing close to Kim. So if you really want to go there. I saw the devil and you were a fucking monster And that's that and Kron Kyle does nobody guys, please guys! I want to know what I'm gonna do! I want to know what I'm gonna do! You guys are so... So Andy's like, Kyle, were you upset when Lisa brought it to the show, just yeah? I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry!
Starting point is 01:43:18 I didn't mean like I'm always part of the middle. And she just goes on and on about how she always gets to blame in her family and she'd never even do anything And then when the totally came out it just made it worse and then sent me back and I know what it could turn It always ends this way for me And then then Garsell goes she's like the why aren't you mad at least in Calcos? and Garcell goes, she's like, the wire aren't you mad at least in Calcos. I'm mad at, h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h- He had Bravo television show now. And Kathy goes, right, it's not good. Where we are, it's not good.
Starting point is 01:44:08 Um, so why do we not have to watch Kyle losing her shit after Kima Sabi and screaming at Doreet treating her like crap? Like why is this all always Kyle is the victim? Second question, where is this Manila envelope full of receipts that Rina made such a big show? I told you that was gonna become nothing. I knew it. I just fucking knew it. There ain't nothing in there Rina. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:44:32 Rina doesn't even pay for things. She probably doesn't even have actual receipts to anything. So Doreet, at this point, Doreet is kind of getting bored. So she's gonna try to like give some So she's gonna try to like give some borderline toxic positivity, she's like, but God boys, you're gonna wreck through it sort of like PK with a can of bringles. You're working your way right through it and at the end of the day You've learned and family and you both want to so maybe you'll have some bumps in the road Sort of like PK's a suffocates the time. He did swallow. I'm enjoy whole But you know you'll get through it.
Starting point is 01:45:05 Bumps in the road. Okay. Happy times. I was like, I'm tired of the fucking bumps. Well, I'll tell you who's not. PIKI! I said PIKI! You sweating out of your air lobes.
Starting point is 01:45:15 Stop with the bumps in the middle of the road. So Annie's like, well, I know that Paris has been liking tweets and supportive caffeine. I was like, oh, that hurts me. That hurts me a lot. Oh, really? So it hurts you watching a family member stick up for her mother. You're such an asshole.
Starting point is 01:45:33 So Kathy's like, well, she's very protective over her mother and Karthie says, well, I need us to be in a better place. We're supposed to leave here in a better place. You're supposed to leave here with you being a sobbing victim So that people online are like Kathy is so abusive to Kyle and it works You know, I think Kyle is the biggest asshole and she's pulled the biggest snow job on people every year that she's been on this show And it just goes to show you how easily we're swayed by people if you're a fan of a housewife
Starting point is 01:46:03 You can be swayed by anything, you know? To make them right. But she's right because people on the internet are like, oh my god Kathy is so abusive towards Kyle. Yeah, so um, Kathy's like she's like, well, I don't know. She's because of what? Tell me she was I don't want to talk I don't want to talk about her Kyle. I'm asking you Kyle. I don't want to talk about her Kyle. I'm asking you, Kyle. I don't want to talk about it. And then Andy's like, well, you've got fair or getting married in the spring, probably with cameras. And Kathy goes, and I'm very happy for her. It's exciting. And so will your family be there?
Starting point is 01:46:39 She goes, I'm sure they will. And Kyle's like, so then tell me why you're upset, Kathy. Tell me why you're upset. And she's like, cause you're acting like a martyr, Kyle. Like it's all about you. Like it's just you. It's cause, I'm the ram of say you see. Oh my God.
Starting point is 01:46:57 I think, you know, I think that I've had so much that's hurt me and, you know, and Dirkus. But, you know, I think she wants you to accept a little bit of responsibility in this. And Kyle goes, can I speak to my sister? I don't want you to interrupt right now. And kind of funny. By the way, Daryk was helping Kyle. Kyle's tears. I'm sorry. Go ahead. No, we say Daryk was, Daryk was telling Kathy to accept some responsibility, right? I wish Daryk had tell Kyle to. No, she was saying, Kathy wants you to accept a little responsibility in this too.
Starting point is 01:47:29 And Kyle's tears completely dried up in her face, her steeped victim cry face falls right off. And she is, um, you know what? Can I please speak to my sister? I don't want you to interject in this. Oh, really? You have made your entire career on this show about being in everyone else's business.
Starting point is 01:47:47 Right, and I love that your tears are gone. You phony. So to reach us, no problem. Well, listen, we're all waiting and trying to watch this move along. So if you could work it out great, I need to get home and feed the big key. Hahaha.
Starting point is 01:48:01 Gotta go, okay, okay. Listen, what is, she goes, what is bothering you right now? Because I have my own reasons for getting upset and Kathy goes I don't lie and you know that do you not know that or what Kyle and Kyle's like are you talking about what but they're saying because I Said I never heard those words Kathy. I said I never heard those words But don't you see that's the point you're not saying She wouldn't say that Kathy wouldn't call someone a baggett. Okay, you're not saying that at all. You're just saying, I didn't hear her do that. That's a big difference. If you're all, if you're the person that's
Starting point is 01:48:36 being accused of this, that's a pretty big difference. And then she's sitting up here fighting for her life, basically. And you're just like, well, Why are you doing this to me? This hurts me! It's not leave my sister alone. It's... Don't fight with my sister because it affects me! You know, suck. You suck at this. I wouldn't want to hang out with you either if I was in your family. I can see why they all dis your stupid ass. So Kathy's like, I'm just shocked, Unleasing us. I'm shocked too. I mean NBC.
Starting point is 01:49:05 They have so many great shows. They've got the voice. They've got this is us. They have the thing about the doctor, who knows the doctor, who has a tough family life. How could you go after NBC? Please Lisa, please Lisa. All the 10 talking and stuff you're doing on Instagram,
Starting point is 01:49:22 it only hurts me. Not Kathy, who you're dragging through the mud, but me. And Andy's like, well, I hope you can. And Kathy just goes, we're sisters, of course. Watch me hug Kyle from the side. Look at that. And so then, Abby, we leave it there. So then we get the little Chuckie preview.
Starting point is 01:49:42 I'm like rooting for Chuckie, I can't believe it. So then, Andy's like, okay,. I'm like rooting for Chuckie. I can't believe it. So then Andy's like, um, okay, Kathy I know this wasn't fun. It's another on break, right? So Kyle's like, I don't know why you're so mad at me. She goes, you haven't said two words Kyle. She's like me and then Kathy's like, okay Obviously Kyle just wants to sit here and continue crying for cameras. So bye Once he and everything's my fault. And now she's like, now what Kyle's doing the whole, now it's completely done.
Starting point is 01:50:10 Now it's completely done. Oh my God, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no That's all she fucking cares about is more likes for her daughter's wedding pictures So then Kathy is backstage and they're like how to go she's like nightmare And so Kyle's like I can't even say you're I don't want to tell Grasch does like well you don't have to that would seem phony so Rina goes Rina's like Rina turns Eric, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, I'm talking about PK buying a party size Twix Package. You know what to tell PK? What do you have to gain? Everything! Everything! You're a walking Skittles Rainbow of PK. And do you want to be that?
Starting point is 01:51:17 You like the wagon Oprah pulled out when she lost a few. Please stop! Um, so Kyle's like, uh, Andy, literally, I guess, I knew I knew I could have done it. So he's like, Doug, what do you want to do here? Kyle's a wreck. And Andy, by the way, looks like he's about to fall over. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:51:37 He's like, come on, Doug. So they decide to finish it out. And Kyle's just not going to give the toast. Because you know, it has to end with everybody out and Kyle's just not going to give the toast because you know it has to end with everybody else drinking Kyle's tears. Right. You can all go home and feel bad for this fucking monster. Okay. And also you know why else you set Kyle because you robbed us of this decent storyline. Rina was finally getting some come-up ends and you interrupted it to make it about yourself. You know, you can't even make the one good storyline of the season.
Starting point is 01:52:07 You can't even let that pass. Let us enjoy that. You have to turn it all back around to us trying to feel something for you. Go away. I loved it. Good bye Kyle. I love it. I thought it was hilarious. Again, high camp. So Andy's like, well, you've been crying for the last 13 years. And you're clearly very upset with your sister. Do you feel like you two can work this out? She's like, I hope so.
Starting point is 01:52:31 OK, at least I know that losing your mom has been one of your toughest moments. What was it like sharing that experience in the world? And she's basically like, yeah, well, normally everyone else gets to grieve in private, but we did in public. What's a fucking mind blower? He was a mind blower. It was a mind blower. Oh, sorry.
Starting point is 01:52:50 I'm so full of this. I just saw you just, you're like nothing, nothing. Everybody's out of energy. Erica is happy with her legal progress to read his very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, and then, um, Vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee-vee- and his carcass out, and Kyle won't take a drink. Well, this is what's so funny is that Kyle's like, I'm not taking a drink, I just can't do a toast. So then the rest of them, they all stand up with the drink,
Starting point is 01:53:33 and they all do a toast, and Kyle just does like a fist bump to the toast. I'm like, well, you just did the toast. I'm sorry to tell, you just did a toast without a glass. So you should have just held the glass at this'm sorry to tell you just did a toast without a glass. Yeah. So what you should just held the glass at this point because this route... Just go away Kyle.
Starting point is 01:53:48 Just go backstage and fucking cry. Okay. So then, Doreet's like, good night, Cacé, I'll see you in the yoke. And then we got five minutes later, Doreet comes to Kyle's dressing room,
Starting point is 01:54:00 and Kyle's of course, still sitting there waiting for a camera to come in. Like, and Doreet's like, okay, honey, I talked to a matter of fact, I'm not going to be able to do anything. I'm not going to be able to do anything. I'm not going to be able to do anything. I'm not going to be able to do anything. I'm not going to be able to do anything. I'm not going to be able to do anything. I'm not going to be able to do anything. I'm not going to be able to do anything. I'm not going to be able to do anything.
Starting point is 01:54:10 I'm not going to be able to do anything. I'm not going to be able to do anything. I'm not going to be able to do anything. I'm not going to be able to do anything. I'm not going to be able to do anything. I'm not going to be able to do anything. I'm not going to be able to do anything. I'm not going to be able to do anything.
Starting point is 01:54:18 I'm not going to be able to do anything. I'm not going to be able to do anything. I'm not going to be able to do anything. I'm not going to be able to do anything. I'm not going to be able to do anything. I'm not going to be able to do anything. I'm not going to be able to do anything. I'm not going to be able to do anything. I'm not going to be able to do anything. I'm not going to be able to do anything. I'm not going to be able to do anything. name the name the man before pique it's a process it takes lots lots of time and cars like I don't think we're gonna fix it no boys you are gonna fix it because no you don't know
Starting point is 01:54:33 I can tell by the way we ended it it's not we're not gonna fix it just listen it's out of everyone else's hands and it's in yours andie's and that has to be the most important thing of today and that's achieved and you and Kathie will handle it and coil, coil, I will help, I will help. You know, that sounds helpful. Does anyone think you sound like a boolee? Just little boolee there. If to read that great piece maker. That's pretty much it.
Starting point is 01:55:05 We see Kathy go off in a golf cart. Appiest can be, you know? And Kyle just stands there sobbing. And then they put up a picture from BravoCon where Kathy is giving Kyle a kiss on the cheek. And it says the next time Kathy saw Kyle, was it BravoCon? Where will it go now? Like'll say it to you next season,
Starting point is 01:55:26 while the news situation now is that there's been, I mean, it's soap dish. It's literally soap dish. It's a, it's them or me. Kathy says, either they go or I go as in Rina and Erica and who will Bravo choose? The saga continues. Kathy won't be back.
Starting point is 01:55:43 If she sticks to that, they're not going to bring Kathy back. I agree. I don't think networks like ultimatums. I mean, again, you've seen soap dish. So anyway, wow, what a tumultuous, crazy season. I don't know. I thought this episode was hilarious. As far as it up as we got with our own,
Starting point is 01:55:58 we're in as deep as raw. I just really was deeply entertained by this thing. Well, say, you like to have, you know, it's your sport. It's our sport. So it's the anger you like to have. Like we've cheered Rina for so many seasons. You know, she fumbles a bit, but she's been pretty good for so many seasons, but she's just become terrible.
Starting point is 01:56:17 It's like, you know what, Tom Brady, is it worth what you're doing to Giselle at this point? Watch next season will be like, oh my god, Rina, icon. You know, it's always the everything gets reset next season. We'll see what happens. Yes. But Kyle will always be my LVP and I don't mean least advanced problem. The least valuable player. Okay. Kyle will always remain. I mean, that girl really can't help herself. She sucks. But you know, this kind of negativity feels good because it's like you scream, you boo, you throw a beer on somebody and you go on with your life. You do. So thanks everyone who's been here listening to our recaps all season, you know, Beverly Hills.
Starting point is 01:56:55 This is the end for Beverly Hills, but we got Salt Lake City on Wednesday nights. And so just stick around for those recaps to show the other rate. So for anybody who's like, eh, it's not like city, uh, stopping that way and appreciate what the Bravo gods have given you. They have given us a very good show. Go watch that show. It's great. Yeah. Thanks everyone for listening and for watching and I really hope my audio hasn't been
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