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Oh, you're wrong. I'm Ronnie, that's been over there, happy, Ann. Hi, I joined the feed a little early by accident, but I'm here. Hi, here. I was just putting Bueller and Av here all over my face. Oh, I was wondering, I was like I have hair all over my face. I was wondering, I like, I was like, is that like a Martha Graham thing or something that you're doing? No, it was giving

I brushed him this morning, which oddly makes him have a lot more hair all over you. And I've got it all of me. I have so many hairy mean welcome to the show everybody. Welcome to episode two Beverly Hills for the season. We're so happy to be here.

We've got a new housewife today who comes in. We get to find out what Lisa serves Harry there. Birthday dinner. Very exciting episode. This is a crap and it's on demand episode. So you can find this on crap and it's on demand over on Patreon. We also did one for Jersey this week. And next week we're going gonna have a super fun week

because we are off a couple of days because of schedule changes. We don't have Jersey, we don't have summer house. So we are gonna have top chef is back on the main feed next week. And we're also going to do a trailer breakdown, something. Cause there've been a lot of trailers, I think that that's what we said.

Or it'll be on Patreon. I have no idea. But we're excited. We will get to those trailers for Southern Charm, Dubai, and what was the other one that came out this week. Real housewives, ultimately, we saw them done that one. So yeah, we got a lot of trailers.

They're gonna be coming down the park and something. Yeah, anything now, and a second now. So we're gonna be doing that. And that's that. Let's get into the show now, I need second now. So we're gonna be doing that. And that's that. Let's get into the show today, shall we, Ben? Well, not before we wish a heartfelt, happy birthday to our dear friend,

Gail Simmons. Happy Gail Day, everyone. But more importantly, happy birthday to literally everyone else who's more famous than Gail. Bless her. I'd also like to congratulate the cake stores who are really, really gonna make a lot of money today just from one person celebrating yourself because there's no one else there to care.

Congratulations, HB Bakery. Congratulations to the fine engineers who built the Whitestone Bridge. That's gonna have to support all the cake that's heading to Gales plays tonight. Done fine, fine work keeping us all safe. Happy birthday. Happy door to attach to you, my bad Gale. So real housewives of Beverly Hills episode 12, too. So we open with very dramatic music.

Wait a minute. Are we doing to reach the robbery thing again? Am I on the wrong notes? Maybe previously. Oh, this is two days after break. I don't know. This is two days after. Yeah.

Well, actually, we also got the taglines. Oh. To start off with. Do you have those? Do you want me to send to the tag one? I'm gonna send you a little no, I'm gonna send you a little texty pasty. Oh, I just I just you want to know you sent it to me. No, I want to do it myself.

I did. No, you do it. I just thank you, honey. Thank you, my little honey pie. You guys loved how prepared this podcast is every day of our lives. I mean, I'm so professional. It's only been 10 years. So far I've talked about dog hair on my face. Okay, so let's go. You want to start it, Ben? Sure. We start with Garsell. I don't need the spotlight. I shine just fine. That's pretty good. I like that one.

I mean, I guess. And then we get to Rina's high. I'm karma. And guess I'm a bitch. Don't like it. Don't like it. I don't like my taglines also be conversations. I don't like my tag lines to also be conversations. Newspaper one sentence. So then we have Doreet. Carmas of bitches. So am I. I'm pretty cool. You can take that.

Come from. Isn't that Batman that turns? Isn't that Michelle Piper? I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's Michelle Piper. Did you say Carmas of bitches? So am I'm pretty sure that's Michelle Fyfer. Did she say Carmen's a bitch in Soma? I remember that quote, let's see, you said it. I would love Michelle Fyfer's cat woman to be a real housewife of Beverly Hills. Not Michelle Fyfer, not cat woman, but Michelle Fyfer's cat woman to be a real housewife.

Yeah. That's actually what I think Erica aspires to be, to be honest. Yeah. Okay. So who's next to you? Are Doreet Boys Why'd you do Doreet? You can take all my things and you won't have taken a thin that matters At bed Diana the only thing better than having it all is having even more.

And sudden, if you want to see my tables, you bet mind your manners. And then Crystal, they say talk is cheap, but in Beverly Hills, it can cost you. Several Lankings, do you know? You know, one thing I thought was so funny about these taglines, I think they told them really go for it this year and you're reading of these lines because they are all giving it They're all and I really noticed it when it got to crystal because you know crystals got like

Her energy is lifeless, you know what I'm like. I think like that's her theme that she like goes for and Yeah, I think she's like I'm gonna be as lifeless as possible Yeah, I think she's like I'm gonna be as lifeless as possible But she's like they say talk is cheap but in Beverly Hills Yeah, I'm a quote you guys need to simmer down a sudden was that way too She's like you want to see to my table You best mind your I guarantee by the way that Crystal's line was meant for Kyle and Kyle refused it because she gets made fun of every single season for having a line that says in this town in Beverly Hills It's gonna cost you so they probably like okay give it to Chris. She did take Kyle's basic Beverly Hill

I wonder if it was like intentional and they said Kyle hey, we waited for you So you could have the best tagline. Unfortunately, Crystal took the, in this town, so she says Beverly Hills and hers. She's like, okay, well I'll say in the tag. No, Kyle, you can't say that. You can't say that. So, Consec, that's okay. I came up with my own line, it goes like this.

I may be in the number one movie in the country, but the spookiest thing is I'm gonna be in the sequel too. What do you guys think? In this town. No Kyle, you can't have this town. So then we have Eric. I have nothing to hide and nothing to lose and that makes me dangerous. So, okay, everyone else gave more energy and you're just saying it's just any sentence of the day.

That makes for more dangerous. Hey, can I have some more sugar for this tea? Thank you. Hi, you know, I'm really sick and tired of people saying that I'm some sort of criminal, which is why I'm gonna say, I'm dangerous. So Kyle, the Kyle, Kyle is like, when you're the real deal, you don't have to pretend. I know.

I wish you were trilling around on the de-flooring you stole from Kathy's house in front of a pink me on sign you stole from Erica's house as you talked about how real you are. I think the best one. I like, I think I like Garcells the most. I think Garcells is the most and I do like Sutton's too. Yeah, I think overall not a great season for taglines. They're a little bit on the generic side, but then Rinna's is like really trying hard. Well, Rinna's is just a stone in. That's like re-worded, so.

You're right. It's not even wordplay. It's just, it just has like a hello. She added a high. Hi, one small step for mankind. One giant leap for mankind also. One small step for man. One huge leap for bitches, bitch. It's like, okay, wow.

Hi, the only thing we have to fear is fear itself. I'm a bitch. I'm a bitch. And I'm a bitch. Okay, so sorry, we're a PK and Dorees house. And I think it's so funny that their dog is named Winnie when PK owes so much to Casinos. I think it's like you don't give your dog a helpful name. Okay, just give your dog a normal name because then you resent the dog when you come home and the bellagios like

sending men to break your knees, you know what I mean? So they get a lot of flowers delivered and they have a personal security guy bring them in and Peake is like babe come talk to my babe on it. We need to talk babe and Doreek comes out. She is did you see The door is boarded up there. Yes, Doreek is right in front of your fucking faces someone came and hammered it into the door They oh, I didn't realize I thought that was a design decision to hide people from seeing. So funny, I thought it was one of Kyle Richards boutique's, Stulling, he has, you know, that's their design. He's folded up windows and such. So he's like, well, I just spoke with the cops and the DA called the cops and said, guess

what? You have the full weight of the LAPD fully behind you. And then he sat back in his chair and went, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, which I think that means that he's excited to help us find this girl. Personally, you know, he said the district attorney has personally contacted him, but you know, I spent a lot of time with him, but a lot of time. Like, were you just kissing the ass of the LAPD service department? Like, what is this? And Doreet said, they were so nice.

I spent five hours yesterday coming through everything, because I want them to have everything for their investigation, but Piqui! We need to whisper for the kids, you... That's kids in the house, Piqui! You don't think they can hear me? Did you think they can hear me, Piqui? Alright, let me shut the door. You know, it's crazy how these kids don't phase with a security God suddenly being here on account of our home invasion.

He can you're sitting on the intercom button. Everyone can do it in the house. Oh, sorry, babe. Yeah. So he's saying, you know, there's all these people in their house and the kids don't even say anything. And he goes, they, they just, and she goes, acclimate. And he's like, yes, you all like that.

They've ever since they've been born, they've had 30 crew members in their house every day. Of course, they're fine with it. And he goes, I mean, you're like that, babe. You know, the best decompartmentalizer I've ever seen. He's like, of course, how do you think we have our babies? Of course, I'm a swimwear designer, I think in pieces. It's me blessing and

makers. Don't you beg for keeny top? We're talking. I mean how do you think that we have Beverly Beach Beverly and beach two concepts that literally don't go together but we put them together do you come part of the ventilation Pika? So then she tells us so now she tells us the story. She's like, you know, my father was a power trooper in the Israeli army, and he taught me how to handle high pressure and chaotic situations to stay calm. And I'm going to let my other voice take over this very important childhood story, other me. There was a moment.

And so she's talking about when she was little, she would run around the house screaming and jumping, and her dad said, stop. There was a moment. And so she's talking about how when she was little, she would run around the house screaming and jumping and her dad said, stop. Because don't run around just because there's a bee in the house. If you don't jump around and whale and scream, he won't be scared of you and he won't hurt you. And then my father picked up the bee from the table by his wings and put it right in front of me.

I was like, oh my god, this guy is terrifying. Your father has officially terrified me. Also, call Kyle and tell her that story. Okay. But also, like, was her childhood directed by Guillermo del Toro? Like, I was like, like, was this, and then he found the bee and the bee was sitting there and he picked it up by its wing and he held it in front of me and from this day forward I would always had a bee that sits in my shoulder and makes me private honey.

It's like what is this thing? It's so funny how things just seem to coincidentally happen. You know, like I'm watching this show called Shining Girls. It's on Apple TV. Love it by the way. Ride up my alley. If anybody needs like a good mystery thriller type thing. And the serial killer in that show does that. He gets the bees. right up my alley if anybody needs like a good mystery thriller type thing and um...

the serial killer in that show does that he gets the bees and he gets some but he catches them and then he gets their wings and he rips them off and leaves them but whoever he's gonna kill i mean and then it happened on this and i'm terrified of treats that you know it's like a good dad story but i'm like you're that's a serial killer you might want to call Elizabeth what's her bones from the handmaid stale because she's been like, your dad's a serial killer. You might want to call Elizabeth What's Her Bones From, the Handmaid's Tale,

because she's been looking for your dad, okay. What's sort of derivative-ass show is the shining girls. They steal the shining and they steal abuse from candy man. What's next? He's in a ski mask or something. It's also just like girls, which is really weird. It's like a serial killer who's always talking about, you know, like the intricacies of his sex life. And if we don't, yeah, it's lead to Dunham at the end.

So, I can be soft. Yeah, so PK's like, we're being protected by someone up there, and he points up, and you just hear, I'll always have a soft spot for you, Polkems, letali! Lisa get out of my house, Lisa. The alarm wasn't time-talling, it's British Humble! Lisa's just in a giant top hat. I can crouch her marsh glasses in a mustache, but like with a name tag that says, Todd, the security guard, I says Todd, the security guard.

I'm told, the security guard, Yolisa van der Pum, she just throws down a thing and smokes at the kids. She's mad. So PK's like Doreet, you're so strong, so much stronger than me, and I'm carrying very heavy loads of debt on my back. And she's like, you know, I'm getting out,

I'm getting dressed up and I'm working. I want to laugh and smile and be happy again. Well, we have to move forward. Otherwise, Lisa van der Pum wins. Okay. So then, so now we go to dueling breakfast. First we go to Lisa at Republik with Kai. Hi. Hi. Hi! Hi! We get our first Lisa

Rina over the top hello the season. Hi! Now this made me mad. This is a very specific thing because sometimes this happens on the show but they sit down and then a waiter comes and take their order. And at that restaurant, you cannot, there is no waiter service like that for lunch. You have to stand in a long-ass line and I was furious that they made it seem

like you can just go to that restaurant, sit at a table and someone's gonna wait on you and that is not what happens. What's your, and I get that. Because everybody who works at a restaurant in Malay wants to get their ass on TV, that's why. You'll get service way quicker if you have a fucking camera crew there.

That's for sure. That's true. And not only is this the first over-the-top hello that we get from Rina, it's also our first. Rina doesn't know how to order food at restaurants, so just copies what the other person's gonna do, but it's also a combination of Kyle doesn't want to be left out,

so she's gonna copy what someone else does. So they just sort of order in circles. So Kyle's like, I think I'll have a grilled chicken salad and a glass of charred nae. And when he goes, I'll have a glass of charred nae too. And the chicken salad and I've had a nice tea because I'll have a nice tea also. Oh my, can you guys order something on your own?

Ugh. Please. Kyle, I have to congratulate you What? I'll let you I can number one Movie In the country

Even the movie theaters are all so closed And there's literally nothing else to watch Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm peacock still the number one movie it's so Crazy Like movie a peacock I'm the one movie on peacock and a few theaters in the country the number one movie I know it just it's crazy being a working Thesbian. Am I right? It's crazy I was like it's wild. Thank you. You know the director said I'm in the next one too So oh my god, you better kill Kyle and the director said, I'm in the next one too. So, oh my God, you better kill Kyle. I enjoyed this news.

When Kyle got away in the original Halloween, I was like, I sat through this terrible community theater production of Halloween and Kyle lives the fuck kind of move. Who wrote this? Oh, hell yeah, they're going to keep Kyle in it because say what you will about Kyle Richards. If it weren't for Kyle Richards, that movie would not have earned half of its box office because she talked about it so much for a year and a half on this show. So they're like, oh, we're keeping her alive for a very long time as long as Beverly Hills. Yeah.

So then we go to the Lady M. K. Lounge where Sutton and new friend Crystal are buddy buddying up to try peach cobbler pancake milk crepe cake. And so, something's like, well, I've never had ladies like the crepe cake. She goes, well, I called it pancake cake on television and the ladies like, yes, I know, that's why we have to include pancake cake in the main just for you.

That's why we have dozens upon dozens of disappointed customers who come in and order a pancake cake, and then realize just a crepe cake. This is so much. Pancake cakes, little flat. I ordered one of these crepe cake things. There's a crepe place by where I live. And they show this beautiful picture of a tiramisu crate cake. It's a slice of it. I didn't order the whole thing. But it's like, it looks like a

hundred layers of crate to make, made to look like a tiram. I mean, it was beautiful. I order it, it shows up. It's a fucking crate folded in half with a bunch of shit in the middle, like ice cream in the middle. I was like, you cannot do that after giving me that book. I'm still mad at you, Crate Place. Well, also, I'm also mad too, because a Crate Cake is different from a pancake cake, okay? Because I think they actually even made this Crate Cake or some version of it on Crate British Bake Off this past season.

I'm pretty sure they did, but this is I think a pretty established cake of like several Crate's and that's fine. It looks delicious on its own. But to me, a pancake cake is gonna give me the pancake experience, like the breakfast experience in cake form and that's what I would think that we were all excited about as a stack of pancakes,

which is a concept, every time I make pancakes and I stack them up, you know, because I'm always, I'm flipping them and putting them on the stack, I always think to myself, wouldn't it be fun to put flapping between these and making it into like a little cake? I always think it, and then when they did it on the show, I was like, it's happening, someone's doing it,

and now it's only craps. We should do that, I'm gonna do that this week, and I think make a pancake cake, because you can make like a bit of a little butter cake, but just make sure it's in it, you know? A maple, you know what I'm saying, butter icing, like a butter icing cake, but just put maple syrup in it. You know, a maple, you know what I'm saying? Butter icing, like a butter icing. For us, a butter cream, a butter cream with like a maple,

like a maple butter cream, a vanilla maple butter cream that goes in between. I think it sounds like I'm gonna do it. I'm about to do it. Should we do, well, I was gonna say, I'm gonna do it also. Oh, okay, okay. But not in a competitive way in a support.

And they, and they like, like we're all in this together. Okay, don't let the throne. Okay. Hey, I was the one who said I always make the stack of pancakes and want to make a cake out of it. I already established that this is something going to be a lot of fun. Yeah, fun. Yeah.

Fun winning that nothing to work. Oh, no, no, you do your pancake cake. You do the pancake cake solo. I will say I'm not going to cake stir bay. How about make a lot of cake? I'll make a lot of cake. No, I'm not going to do shit now. I'm going to make a stack of waffles and the prod doing the jacks shit now.

Okay, so this is why pancake cake is never going to people fighting about it. So she's like, well, I called it the pancake cake thing. And you know, I didn't know what it was. I thought it was pancake. I didn't realize it was crazy. Like I made it. Okay. And ladies like, well, here's how we do the cake. We do it. Crape layer and peach layer and the layer of crisp and a lay lady fuck off How much do you need? They're already Get the fuck away from my table

What do I need a monologue about the cake get away from my table? Congratulations, we got you even more publicity leave the table now Okay, she's like and then we dip the buttercream into a fluffy, fluffy, fluffy sauce. And then you know what we do? We double crisp with the rice crisp so that there's that extra layer of texture to fucking cake. Go home.

It was probably a make good because she probably gave son the cake for free and son brought onto the show and they didn't show the box with her with her logo on us. They had to do like a make good. So the owner of Lady M had to come give her a fucking cake giant amount of log. I'm not gonna get on the wrong side of a baker. I'll be like, by the way, Lady M Lady, please note that I'm defending you.

So if I walk in there and you wanna give me a cookie or something, like I'm- No, I'm just burning every bridge. I've already pissed off the crate. The crate place down the street for me. Crap some lady. I'm lady eights me now, but you know what? I think ultimately you're triggered by that bad crate experience.

And I think that's very valid. But God, they are really good crates. So I ordered just plain crates now and they consent to you just the box of plain crates. They're $3 each. I don't order a good three crepes and just eat them with whatever I want. Do you know what I had last night? I had a, it was like a Japanese,

it was like a Japanese pastry that was in the shape of a fish and that was stuff with the help. Oh my God, you should make that this weekend. So, so, so, so, so's like, well, the thing is, they're not pancakes. They're crepes. And Chris was like, oh, so they're like crepe cakes. I'm sorry, crepes.

Crepes, crepes. Crepes, I'm sorry, I know you have money. I just have so much more. Can we get a translate poor over here? So I can understand what she's trying to say. Oh, I guess an America they're pronounced crapes instead of cramps. So it's crazy. Crazy how people just ignore an accent grove. So it's time for commercial. It's time for a crappin's come. Raising kids

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So we're going to have chicken salad versus great cake. I think Settman Crystal win that. French establishment. Yeah. And the sad part is that Republiq has amazing pastries. And these two ladies are getting the grill chicken salad. I'm so mad on so many different levels.

So, Rinna, they're talking about Erica. And Rinna is saying how like the Erica's suggesting that things are getting better. We get a flashback of Erica at her house. And she's saying, well, you know that every time the article really bothered me, the three of them, Gossail and Chris Crystal and something. Ah!

And we see, we're reminded that there was this article, the three of them talking about how their lives may have been affected by Erica's case. Yeah, because you know Erica's not doing well. And Kyle's like, yeah, I know the girl who owns the Taco Bell franchises and she says their stock has gone down, you know, that's been rough. You know, she goes, yeah, because Erica's feeling better. It's so good, you know, she's in a place.

She's in a place right now. Erica told me, Erica, my friend who I talked to all the time, she's good. She's good. How are you? She said good. So, Rina's like, you know, I have to say, I'm not thrilled about what's undenough watch happens live about the charity thing. I'm not I'm to bring Harry Hamlin into it. And that's a choice that you make. That is a choice that you yes. And we see the clip of a few years, a few ago, at least in Harry came to the Elton John AIDS charity event. And I didn't get a thank you. That's all I'm saying.

Pancake cake. Pancake cake. Lighting and pancake cake. And Sabrina's like, who does that? So then back to Satin. She's like, well, I think it might have been a miscommunication thing. I mean, I really didn't know that they didn't know, which I don't know what that means yet.

And then we see another clip of Andy going, Lisa Rina just posted on her story to you that they did not come as your guest that Elton invited them. Yeah, and Sutton's like, oh, well, we're going to have some words about this. That's what she said. I'm watching. Hopefully, it's properly given that they're Americans.

So then Sun's like, I adore Lisa. And I don't want to have all this ill-will over something silly. So, you know, I'm sorry that I brought up and turned into such a landslide. Am I right? Am I right? Stevie Nicks. That's what that song is about, right? Cherita.

Dr. Rina. She's like, Harry sent her a text. He said, Sutton, we've been going to this event as a guest of outings for years and years. I don't know what you're doing, but whatever you're doing, you need to stop. She never responded. Harry did not write that. There's no way in a million years. Harry text is certain. Please stop. Harry does. Please stop my reputation about the Elton John, charity event. It's so much to me. You all never paid to go to that damn thing anyway and everybody knows that you went free because you're celebrities, which is great.

I guess you bring attention to it, but let's not pretend that you've been dropping sacks of money off over at Alton's place, people. Okay. Rina tells us, she goes, son, son's always talking about reputation, isn't that? But she's going to do that to Harry. I make him look somehow bad. I'm like, I really just don't care.

Don't worry Harry. I do not care. I do not care. You know, Harry really just don't worry. I'm like, I really just don't worry. You know, Harry is so worried about this. He was so torn up over that pastis sauce. Lisa always brings a husband in when she knows she doesn't have a leg to stand on. Harry, poor, how could you do this to Harry? Yeah, I'm like, so, Carl's like, so wait.

So Harry texted her and now he's, she's gonna come to Harry's birthday. I don't get it And she's like, it's one thing to involve me, but involve my husband. No, ma'am! You fucked a wrong one here No, she's just how stupid is that? I mean she should have kept her mouth shut I mean like she should have kept her mouth shut. I mean, like, Rinna, your entire time on Beverly Hills is about you opening your mouth and saying something to you. Rinna, Rinna so funny, she goes, he's gonna avoid it, but she's gonna still feel hot under the collar. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and she goes, oh my God, you guys, we're having Harry's birthday party tonight.

And they go, happy birthday, Harry. Yeah. Have a great time at the party you didn't invite us to. I know, right? She's like, I had a check. It's coming. She was married to a beggar in London, the PKness. So that's probably promising. And she's bossing him. And she had a baby. And she's 47. What else do you mean? She's rich.

That's all that matter. She's rich. And she just had a baby. And she's 48 had a baby. At 48. 48. And here he goes. You're 48.

She goes, Oh baby. She didn't have a baby in 47. Because she has it now. And she's 48. 48. She goes, oh baby, oh wow, she's not a baby, 40. She had it in 47, because she has it now. And she's 48, 48. She's rich. She's rich too. She's rich. She's rich.

Long story short, she's rich. We'll be friends with her. So then, Miseek Kyle in glam, everyone's in glam, okay. Of course, Mikey is overseeing Eric as glam, because he doesn't have anything better to do

than to just stand and watch someone be going to glam and then And now Lisa and Harry arrive at the Andas at least look at your table Harry Look how cute. It's a two tables put together To make it look like one big table that is cute and revolutionary Harry Emily so she's doing play settings and he's like, okay, so then you're putting to read there You're putting Kyle there. You're putting Garsell next to Maurizio But this leaves Sutton down at the end of the table. She's that's right The sorry wanted I wonder at the end here's something this is Harry and his birthday and I want this to be about Harry's day

I don't want to bring up this Sutton thing on Harry's day period, comment and a story, Colin. Okay. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha driving with Kyle and Marissu. And we just know, like the moment we see the four of them together, we know Kyle is gonna start the ship because we knew the moment that Sutton was saying, like, oh, big deal, oh, I'm sorry, I didn't have a gun held to my head. You knew Kyle was just like storing that in her mind

with like, please remember every single word of that. So I can tell her, her bad, to do a read. So here it is, here's the moment. And they're just like driving and Kyle goes, it Sutton never checks you? It's sudden, never text you. It's not never to that. You're like, oh god, she's so like, you just know when she's revving up. There's throw someone under the bus.

So she's asking if son never called. She's like, she did. She goes, huh. And she goes, hmm, and she makes this face like, that's so strange that she would text you. I know something that you don't know. And because like well she didn't come over with the other girls to support you the next morning did she?

She's like well she didn't but here's the thing, we're friends but we're not close friends, we're just friend friends, we're the kind of friend to see at the window and you say hello children, hello bikini top and bikini bottom. That's a lady I know, but don't weave it over not that close. You know what I'm saying, Pique. And so Kyle's like, well, I did think it was inappropriate that while you were going through all of this, drinking Margaret is saying. 30. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.

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And she's like, well, I saw Kyle yesterday and she just seemed to read. And you know, I'm a big empath. You know, I'll just take things in, you know, I'll just to eat and you know I'm a big empath you know I'll just take things in you know I just feel things you know just like I feel it for her almost I think that's what it is I just feel so deeply I feel so deeply but you know what I feel even deeply or for designers who were stuck at immigration feel that so poor for bored, poor for boredness, the seat, don't even car. I'm sorry, that was France. Kass, I just can't get it out of my head.

Get it out of my head. Do you ever wonder what it feels like to be the bottom crate in a stack of crates in a cake? I empathize about bottom grade. So then we go back to the other car, and it's like, what do you mean? She wants unsensitive. And Kass like, well, we were talking about it, you know, what you went through. I was sobbing.

I was sobbing, you know, just thinking about it. And she said, you know, I've been putting out my own fires today. And I asked what happened. And she said something about a designer from France. Couldn't get in. And Mariette is like, oh, yeah, yeah, that's a big problem. Oh God, yeah, that's a good one. God. I mean, she hadn't even spent five minutes on camera staring out a window and crying. I mean, that's a little insensitive, okay? And like, I went like, that's what you're saying right now

and she goes, well, I'm sorry, it's my work and it's important and I'm sorry I didn't have a gun held to me. So between that and the post It just didn't say well. I'm gonna get a good to read good solid treat. Oh Popped all the way open and he cares like I wish he hadn't told me that it's about made it back to home for me to do my C word of the week Fucking Kyle so then Erica comes in in her, like she did last year, which is like, remember my, I'm a fun girl, I'm a fun girl, mama, hi, everybody, I'm trying

to make you are dressed in a trash bag, which is the most fitting thing you've ever worn. Harry's like, well, another year X is out of the picture, I am the oldest person amongst just fitting thing you've ever worn. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Stop trains, babe! Well, she does literally say we should have a threesome. Just kidding. So then Garsell arrives, which means we also get rid of going... DASSIS! Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahaha!

So Harry's like, well, thank you. I noticed on the menu that we're having spaghetti bowl and ace. And Garsell's like, oh, thank you. I noticed on the menu that we're having spaghetti bowl and ace. And Chris tells us like, oh, God, is it yours? No, no, no. Chris tells us, I'm afraid of spaghetti sauce now. Okay, I'm just going to go right up to the chef and say, thank you, thank you, thank you so much for the sauce.

So Chris don't suddenly arrive next and sun's like, well of course I want to apologize right on the spot and I want to see where this nut goes. I mean, it's Harry's birthday and it's a big birthday for him and I don't want to cause any problems. So, I'm like, well how are you? Hello, Erica. And Erica's like, oh, she just gives her like an up and down bitchy look and then we get out.

And she's like, I just always feel so small breasted. That's why I like being Rand Lisa because she's also small breasted. And they just look at her like shut up. Not how you start from all of you. That's not let's not start on that. I think Garso goes go over there. Small breaster. I dare you.

I'm sick. Oh, look, you're making me nervous. Gar sale. I can't go over there. I mean, I can, but, dude, now you're making me nervous, Garcelle. I can't go over there I mean I can but not myself not myself and Garcelle goes go with her With you don't leave me in the middle of two camps right now don't do that don't do that. That's why I'm always in the hot seat Cuz the shit you say why are you always in my hot seat? I know that's so fun thing like she just and be like, who am I in trouble? So Dorit and Kyle arrive, everyone's, hello!

And so, then PK and Rob, do you like this little dapp thing? Like I heard that it's cool, if you we grab each other's hands, like they're sort of vertical, and then bring each other's chest to chest, and then we come out again, that it's cool if you we grab each other's hands like they're sort of Vertical and then bring each other's chest to chest and then we come out again. That would be cool. Wasn't that wasn't that rob? So Erica hugs Kyle and she goes Smells a good what is that she goes back around she goes how I had that to That's why no, but you didn't know so nice try so crisp that fly though. But you didn't know. So nice try. So Chris. Got her.

What's yours? What is that? Oh, yeah, I've got to spend a little bit where? What weren't Kathy's like candlesticks or favors or something from Bacara also? Course Kyle. Course Kyle comes in with Bacara. Oh, so, um, let's see. So, Crystal's like, oh, my friend Diana's coming. I've known her for years now. She's a real firecracker, so get ready. And Rinna's like, oh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Like, Rina, Jesus Christ. Who is it?

Yeah. The fuck did I add? It's just some lady and some hot piece of meat she's married to. Oh. That's what I have to say to this scene. Who's like, if like, Rupert Everett and Lin-Manuel Miranda had like a love child or something. And Constantine Maroules, but from the old days.

Okay. So this is Asher. So this Diana and her boy toy Asher, and in case you didn't know, he was, you know, like it would be, it's more like, I didn't even have to ask if he was interested in musical theater, because he comes on Being so like I'm ready for television. He goes hi. I think I'm delivering something to the birthday boy

Harry I'm like sir. This is your wife's entrance not your entrance. Can you please like start that from the top and be behind her and let her say that line Thank you. He's like this is Croatian wine Harry. We brought it back from Croatia. Oh Really wow what a coincidence What a coincidence so Diana's like oh hello, Li-Soriana. Hello. It's yellow You'd like yellow. I see it looks good. Oh look at me. Buzz baby wait. It's just not moving off of me. Hello darling with me, plus the baby weight, it's just not moving off of me. Herodarling, herodarling. You know, you can't put your finger into Hannah's accent. It's like, Jojaga Borg, Greta Carbo, Molline D. Trick.

Her accent's a problem of mistakes. She's just gonna get along so well with the read. So much faster, so much higher, X-Beeley Gonzalez, Princess Diana, Queen of England. You just said no. Who is she? Who are you trying to am a Jenkins? The guy from the Dyson commercials, a little bit of everything, you know?

So crystals like, the energy and kids has always had a reputation. She's always traveling around the glitter parties, celebrities, under God, her planes, mean big, wealthy life. Diana went, said to me, Crystal, is that you're so relatable, and I'm not. That's Diana. And I turned to her and I, I just leaned on my pizza and look at the whole

for the basement golf driving range and thought, it is true, I am pretty relatable. Um, I feel the need to read this. So all this gossip stuff coming about, this is what Diana's walking into. Okay, she's had all of this got all the gossip blogs and stuff. And this was years ago, way long before Beverly Hills came up, Seedand, which is crazy days and nights, posted a blind saying that Diana Jenkins was basically a matum, like she was hooking up, actresses like Hayden Panatier,

and all these people who were really hookers in their off time, I guess, up with wealthy men that were abusive and horrible and all this stuff. So this blind came out a long time ago. So I had actually read her name, of course I didn't remember it, but um, so I have to say I'm impressed with her because she just came right out and it's like fuck you, Auntie Loya. She came out on her Instagram, which of course I didn't screenshot that. I screenshot it all the gossip because that's the first thing

I thought about when she came on. And that's what everyone's talking about. I got a hand at her She went right on her Instagram. She screenshot the blinds and she said, fuck you you know me and you know to do this to me A poor woman from another country who had nothing you know she pulls that whole thing How you could do this to me so fuck you and I was like, you know, she pulls that whole thing, how you could do this to me so fuck you. And I was like, you know, good for her, having the stones to just be like, this is what everybody thinks of me right here before I go on the show.

You wanna talk about it, talk about it. It's a very rich version of like March from Jersey, who's like, she did it on my husband, fuck the plumber, I think it's a very good move on her part. Yeah, she, yeah, she's getting ahead of that story. Yes. So, so they, she and Asher enter and Sutton's like, she's like, Asher's quite dashing.

He should be called Dasher. Here, I'm gonna get in front of my story. Sutton booked for a comic relief 2022. Well, you know that he has pulled plenty of sleds that Diana's been on because you know Diana would have him doing that. He'll pull the sled ash on. So then Diana is sad at the end of the table with Sutton

who is right across from Rina. So I don't know what Rina was trying to do when she's like, I'm putting her at the end when she was sitting right next to her. But the food is delivered and Erica goes, oh, Rina! She kind of pushes Rina out of the way. She's like, are you gonna introduce me the Diana?

Hi, bye bye, Erica. Hi. They have dueling hairstyles. They have like the same hairstyle going on. So Erica has clearly drawn to her on the hairstyle. So she's being all misogyority in this moment. And she's like, believe me, I've heard lots of stories about Diana Jenkins, okay? Yeah, I want to try to this y'all.

I want to stay in Paris a month. Erica Jenkins doesn't quite have the same ring, but whatever. I'll go lesbian for her. I'll do whatever it takes. And then Diana, as if of course she knows who Erica is, you know, and I like the Diana's just coming out of so fulfilling because she goes, oh, you know, she does a full mouth lick first of all, which is one up in Kyle because Kyle just does a lizard time like, all right,

all right. And Diana just says all the way around her mouth and then she goes you know they say I'm gay man in the woman's body so I was like wow she came for Kyle and for Erica in one sentence so far I'm I'm approving I'm approving yeah well you know I love a super rich diluted lady so I'm approving. Yeah, well, you know, I love a super rich diluted lady, so I'm into it. So then PK is talking about the robbery because, well, you know, the robbers pretty much missed all the expensive stuff. I mean, they only got a few purses, and the most expensive watch that they got was $60,000. I'm like, oh, that's nothing. That's nothing.

It's fine. It's nothing. It's, especially, you said like they got a, they got a box of fine. It's nothing. It's spastic. You said like they got a box of tissues. It's nothing. Who cares? Watches, right? And he goes, Mark, the most expensive 60 grand.

Because, oh yeah. And Eric goes, yeah, that's okay. Let's go. Oh yeah, you're all. You're both just so, so rich. So then Rina turns to Diana. And she's like, you know, to read with Rob, right? She's like, I heard. You know, I was with Kim Kardashian and Paris when she was Rob's,

it's like, and you're up staging the robbery victim. Yeah, very impressive. She's like, you know, I know, I know more famous people who've been robbed in more famous ways. And Diana is like, yes, you know, I left the day before because I kept saying, I don't feel safe here. I said, I don't feel safe. I'll be in the hotel room and I have my chair up against the door. And I said, you know, this is too dangerous. And it would say, is this a war thing?

And I said, no, it's a rich people thing. I'm not joking. When you're rich, you got to put the chair by your door because you never know when you get robbed. And I was like, Diana, that is a lot of Cartier. How many rings do you need? I mean, that is a lot. I know Kyle's lines are like,

how many? Eyes are going like, boom, boom. Yeah. And it's like, oh, I have never felt so bad from Marisa. Marisa was just looking across. It's like, okay, I guess I got to get about four or five of those things, okay? And Diana's like, oh, I guess I got to get about four or five of those things. Okay. And Diana's like, oh, I have addiction to it.

And she starts pulling it up. And she's got all these Cartier Panther rings, which was the fight, like the subtle fight between Sutton and Erica Laster Union. Do you remember when Erica had like her tiny little Cartier ring and then Sutton came in with a giant one. And now Diana comes in with ten giant ones. I'm in it.

It's on the bottom of the screen. The cheapest is like 65 grand and then the most expensive is like nine trillion dollars or whatever. I mean, she is literally said fuck you to every single lady here at this point. And Kyle has literally turned into golem. I mean, she, Kyle has grabbed an actual ring. And it's like, my precious. She is, she is just like fallow. She has them on her fingers. She is taking them over. She's like, yes. And Diana's like, he's called new volitional. When you go from port to reach so fast, so cars, diamonds, whatever.

Ha ha ha ha ha. So I was like, I'm sold. Yeah. Ha ha ha. The successive wealth and just making Kyle feel jealous about something. And the editors are so shady. They show a shot of Erica sitting next to Hot Asher

and she can't even concentrate on how hot she is because she's just watching Diana and they make it look like Erica's really jealous like she's giving her a dirty look. But when they pull back, you see the Erica's not even sitting there. They took a scene from somewhere else and inserted it in there. It's fuckers. So then Rinna gives a speech.

She's like, I'm Mrs. Amlin. I just wanna say, Harry, I'm so grateful that you chose me to be in real life. Harry Amlin, everybody is actually a man of life. Ha ha ha ha ha. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. So then the guys, now the guys, I think I'll all split up. So the guys go over to a different corner and Marie's

to say, all right, well, I guess we got a fun doubt about this guy. He's probably gonna talk about something really annoying and try to flex even though we're 10 times richer than him. But at least we are in the maybe not PK. So then Ash was like, he's like, so what do you do? And he's like, mostly music for the last number of years. I actually love music.

Oh, you sing. Yeah, I actually do a lot of musical theater growing up. Yeah, I was in chess, I was in equis. I don't know if that equis is a musical or not, but I was in it. I was in guys and dolls. I was in Oklahoma. And I'm putting out an album this year.

And like, that's my roots. That's where I grew up. Of course. I don't want to ever be stuck in a conversation. Of course I looked as Assa. Also I tried to look as actual Assa. I couldn't find it. So if anybody asked me Leeds, send it over.

But Asher Monroe, musician and his Instagram line is, a connoisseur who enjoys every subtlety as I ride my way through life, unlocking golden melodies. Okay. There was no rhymes in that, by the way, and there was no subtlities. Or melodies, but I continue. Or golden, really.

So then he was with Warner Brothers, he was in a boy band for a while, called V. I think it was called V. And then a boy band named after a lizard. You know what I'm going to open the thing because I'm giving false information out open. Hashem Monroe. After the sound of music all over the prints in the popper, Monroe signed to Warner Brothers under which he released his first top 40 single, Love Struck, as lead singer of the boy band V Factory. So I was close.

I remember V, in fact, I think I remember V Factory. Well, it was the top 40 single. So maybe you do. And then from 2006 to 2009, he started in multiple, he started in multiple primetime TV and film roles, including parenthood on NBC, the MGM remake of fame and the mentalist on CBS. After he, after which, he signed on as the flagship solo artist to the music label, the Empire Entertainment. Do you know who that is? I guess he that is. It's his wife. That is a good,

a linear wife who has a record label just for him. Apparently. These two are going to be amazing. Just like, I'm going to give you the keys to the Empire. Like, okay, what should we call the Empire? Sure. Oh, and also in 1995, originated the role of chip in Beauty and the Beast.

Chip, the little teacup, little baby teacup. You was the voice in the movie? No, the Broadway movie was out before then. Oh, on Broadway. Oh, he was little Broadway chip. Am I cute? So Asher, you've got my vote. Okay, so the girls are talking of their end of the

table and Teresa, I'm just so grateful to be here. And Kyle's like, we're just all so thankful you're okay. And so I'm like, well, speaking of being grateful for being here, I don't have my house boarded up, so I'm sorry about that. Okay. But that would be me. Lisa and I, we had a little thing, and I don't know if y'all heard it But I may have overspoken and Rynna does her like Evil smile and her and Diana's like I love her accent How much does it cost with deculars? Oh, how much does it cost with deculars?

Sussan goes, I didn't mean to hurt you or Harry when I spoke to something in public. And that's something that I don't normally do. And that was mom's take. And I'm sorry. And Sivana goes, well, I appreciate that you're sorry. I do, but you didn't buy a table. So let's just be clear about that. And so it goes, oh, what? Lisa, what? You canceled your table at the last minute, and then you left

them high and dry. And I had to scrambling the last minute to get tickets. We were supposed to have in the first place. And so I canceled the fucking table. Is that what you're saying, Lisa? Lisa's like, what that's what they told me. Harris publicists at least son goes, they're lying to you. And where it goes, well, this is what happens. I always get tickets. And I gave our tickets to why because son said, please sit on our table. And the day before we get an email that says, uh, son, canceled our table, baby. And you guys don't have any seats. The tickets are sold out. But they said, well, you guys can do an interview for a half hour with IMDB and we'll give you seats to the table.

So that's what I did. And if we need to dig into it, we will. But it's embarrassing to the charity. And Sutton's like, well, I'm a very philanthropic woman. So I'm not going to be told I cancelled the table. That is not going to happen. No, they not. Here's what's not going to happen. You know, she does that thing. And so, Garcels, like, but don't you have a receipt for the table, Sutton? Just pull out the receipt and we're in. It's like, well, did you bring the receipts? And she's, she goes, please, come on.

Now, first of all, I do not cancel tables. Just pull out the receipts. It's like, Jesus Christ, if you've got it. So it Sun gives such an evil smile when she says that she's like, I don't cancel tables cow like that Like the pure evil smile that I like live for you know, it was so great So then Diana goes Diana who just proclaimed herself to be new verish and walked in wearing an entire Harry Winston's on her fingers. Because, can I just say guys, this is a little bit classless. Okay, it's just not something that should ever be discussed. It's classless.

It's not. It's not. Talking about money. No, don't do this guys. And when it goes, yeah, don't do it. Don't do it. But you brought up that it's canceled over enough. So she's proving that it's not and Diana's like, honestly, I think we need a different subject Classless here. Classless

So that really is like, yes, I'm embarrassed. I'm very embarrassed. I wish that no one had even brought this up I'm so blessed and Diana goes both of embarrassed. And Daniel goes both of you. How honestly, both of you, she's not letting her get off her. And Kyle is actually very funny in her view. Kyle is like, when he was about to pull out the receipts, I'd be like, oh yeah, totally classy. She's like, that's a sacky, very tacky. Totally tacky, totally tacky.

So she's like, yes, embarrassing second. It it's embarrassing to the charity and you know better than that Sutton and she's well, I also know what slander is it I did not cancel a table So then we're gonna guess ooh like she starts the camera going oh Just keeps going oh Slander Slander Eric and just cute is going oh slam slam so and

so and I really goes oh so you get a just a sue me for canceling which is funny because Rina did not Rina did not have that reaction when Erica sort of alluded that she was gonna sue Sutton for doing something. But now that like Rinn is on the hot seat she's like, oh, you're gonna sue me? She goes, you can't sit at the last minute.

I put on my publicsist. Yeah, my publicsist said it. You know, you and Harry no longer have a table. That's what they said. And she said, but that is not true. And Garth says, like, just show it Sutton. If you have proof, this is your time for Christ's sake. And Erica goes, I agree. Oh, I have something to say. Bing, bing your time for Christ's sake. And Eric can go, I agree.

Oh, I have something to say. Bing, bing, bing, bing. Swamble, swamble. Swamble. By the way, to me, it's like very clear what happened. What to me, what happened was that the publicists wanted to get Rina and Harry to have an interview with IMDB. And IMDB is like, okay,

they have to sit at our table or whatever and like, well, she already has a table. So they just tell Lisa that sudden cancels, that way they do the IMDB interview and that way the publicist gets kudos for solving the day. So I think it's publicist sabotage, personally. Well, there's a video from that night of Rinne and dancing around at this table, at this table that's up once at, and there's a, you'd have some, sorry, I have to keep pulling things up, but this is very important evidence. She's dancing around the table and you see a name tag that says Lisa Rinne, but does that

mean it was Sutton's table or did Sutton go sit at the IMDB table? I mean, the whole thing is confusing. I have no idea. And it's typical Beverly Hills where you're never gonna know. They're just gonna fight about it all season and we're gonna start getting so angry about charity event emails from publicists. I know. So while you look that up, Sutton gives her an email over and Garza reads it goes, all right, everyone, she paid for the table, y'all. And so Doreka's, what did you back out at the last second? And I was like, I'm not trying to be to be anything other than what I was told. I'm not trying to say anything other what I'm told. And then Crystal comes out with the flaming gun, smoking gun. That's perhaps on fire too. Crystal goes, well, I mean, Diana can speak to it

because she underwrites the party. I mean, this is her party. I was like, wait, you had Diana. Diana knows the answer all along. And you said this part while I was scrolling through my phone, didn't find it. Sorry, I'll credit that in stay account when I find it. But you already said that certain was like, I got my readers on because I'm 50 Harry and Lisa. Rennet will be filling out registration forms to be purchased in tickets. They ask and in return, I write, I'm going to take care of Harry and Lisa's tickets. Here's my amics February 23rd. Did you already read all this?

I didn't. So it says, thank you, said we've successfully processed both for the two C's. It was 11,500 million trillion dollars and a gumball on top of it. And one of those delicious pancake cakes that you had named if you don't mind. So yeah, so they're all confused. And Crystal's like, Diana owns that. She owns, she literally puts Elton John in a collar at a leash and walks him around the

block every day. She owns his ass. So why don't you just have her deal with it? And it's down. I was like, so you were both at the event? Is that what it was? It's like, I don't know, it's even though. And Rina was like, yeah, we actually sat at the same table.

I was like, oh my God, you guys sat at the same table. And Sun goes, come on, y'all, this is so unfair. Come on, y'all. I'm like, what do you guys even find out anymore? Yeah, well, this makes it all tricky, doesn't it? Because if Lisa Rinne normally has tickets to go with Harry, they get the celebrity tickets, right? Where they just have celebrities show up for the press

or whatever, or because they're friends or whatever. I don't know if they may have to pay something. It is a fundraiser. Well, there were all these papers saying who gave money that year and they weren't on it, but Sutton was for like 70 something thousand dollars. And so, okay, so let's just say they got either very, they got the cheap seats which they get every year or they got free seats, whatever it is. But if they were still at the table, if that was Sutton's table, then Sutton still paid

for that table and had Lisa Rinna's name there at the very least, so it looks like a lie, or was Sutton at their table at IMDB, and that's where they were dancing around. Like, did Sutton move to their table to look like be around famous people because she wasn't on the housewives yet? I don't know, but it's all fishy, and it's my conditrom. Yeah, we'll have to circle back to that probably on take a seat. So Rina is she's like she's like, you know, you brought it up, baby So you got to figure it out because you're the one that started it. It's like well actually She apologized for it and you're the one who brought this one. You spent two episodes going off about it to everybody And she's like well, said and thinks too much of herself because if you're thinking so much about a receipt to one up me at my husband's birthday party,

and our good friend has been held at gunpoint in her. Oh, please, you have receipts in your purse and everybody knows it. And now you're going to use to re-thropery as your victim shroud girl. Well, also, this is, Sutton's just reacting to Rinna's reaction. Actually, the one who was mad about this whole situation was Rinna, and so she's acting like Sutton came in and started drama while Doreet's going through something,

but actually Sutton made a comment on Watch My Pits Live, and it's Rinna's been going around, and be like, I don't like what she said. I don't like what she said, I'm mad at her. So it was Rinna who actually created a drama while Doreet was going through. Oh my God, and Runa's been going through it on her Instagram just posting story after story.

Like, here's me and Harry and, you know, 1832, and Elton John Spanish Flughala. You know, it's like she's got pictures from every year and she's been going through her own thing. So she's bothered, is the point. So you just said she canceled the table, but you were sitting at her table, but you're mad at her bringing a receipt,

even though it just proved you were lying and now you're relying on to reach robbery to steal more victim juice for yourself, this show. So then back to Harry and the guys. So Harry's like, oh, you guys know where shaking hands comes from, right? I can't believe you're turning 70. No, and and Rob Rob is like, well, there's a great book about that talks about how the left hand is the hand you wiped your

Can I say it? Your butt. Let's just say it. Just think your butt, okay? Can I say it? Your butt, first just say it, just sing your butt, okay? It was the medieval century, Rob. He's like, am I going to get fired by Disney? So you'd shake with your right and wipe with your left

and BK goes, well, on must be a freak because I've never wiped my ass with my left hand. I don't, also an important one. I don't sword fight all wife. I suppose being a bad day man has let me down a hug a path I just wish I could to come to Mentalize so Kyle goes guys. It's getting really Confusing which it's not confusing at all just Kyle wants to start shit

You guys both had good intentions and we both let a little caddiness jump in here because you're both upset with each other But at the end of the day you both wanted to support an important charity and you did so you both have to say Some miscommunication happened can we move on to the shit that I stirred up between Sutton and Doreet? And just Jenkins is like oh she did she did apologize I'm gonna say she did she did chat she did apologize. I'm gonna say she did, she did, she did apologize and I do appreciate that. Ha ha ha. Lisa, you know what it's like to step in it

and I stepped in it. And Erica goes, oh yeah, what was my problem, Zabat? And she goes, you're not getting one. Why not? Because I don't like you. Slampo. Erica goes, oh good, then that's unusual thing. I don't like you. Slam! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Everett goes, oh good, then that's a mutual thing.

So, son offers a fake handshake and your everett goes, yeah, never. Ha ha ha ha, go fuck yourself. Son's like, fuck yourself, and Daryk goes, oh! Guys, don't talk like that. Don't talk like that to one another. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.

I was like, finally Beverly Hills has gotten to a place like this again. This is what I've needed from both of these two people. So then Asher sees what's going on and he tells He's like, hey guys, let's stay in this zone. Okay? Boneshore. Boneshore. Boneshore. Boneshore. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Be my guest. Be my guest. Be my guest in this corner. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and Harry goes, wow, who knows, who knows, does anybody know where Kleenex came from?

So Erica, so now we go pack an arrogance under fake laughing at each other. And then, and then Erica goes, yeah, you. And then goes, shut up. Yeah, shut up. And Garth sells like, well, obviously, Erica's not over beef with Sutton. I'm out of here. This is so ridiculous.

I just listen, I just feel like she's apologizing your feelings are hurt. How are we gonna move on? We're being nasty. Also, I've written, I brought 10 thank you cards to the chef for that fucking spaghetti sauce, so We're sad as meal. I mean, we all saw how it looked on camera. This was a sad meal. So then Riddest like, no, I don't want to be nasty. Okay, you know what? Sun, I would like to accept your apology and move on.

I don't want to make this a big deal. Even though you, what was the word, Herika? What was the word used? Hutt subscribe Sutton. Slap. Slap. What? Slap.

So Sutton's like, oh, just, you know what? Let's just stop. Rina, okay. You know how I adore you. And Garso goes, okay, well that's crazy. What? Just what's crazy? I don't think you adore her, Satan. Just bad dude I do like her. I like Lisa. I'm on her neck, right? And you know what? I didn't act right so she's just cutting out and Herk is shut up. Garso goes, no, you shut up

her could go shut up. Chris Huggles know you shut up. Ha, ha, ha. So they have a phony reconciliation. And then, um, I mean, they're fake hugging each other and car goes. So if these two hug and say that they love each other and Chris Huggles, I'm going to punch them in the face. I'm in that foot. They do that.

I love you. I love you. Of course. So now, uh, we love you, I love you. Of course. So now we get like a little segment where we get to learn more about Diana, because she's at her mansion with like 50 million workers there. And we meet her son, who's 22 in this, and Diana's like, no, I live a very big life. I travel a lot. It gets a bit complicated because I do have a big buzzing household and I always want to take everyone with me

But of course I don't and if I do they have to take spear with airlines But you know oh man life is so difficult. I don't even know how to put my own curtains up Huh, yes, she does not put down the blinds or whatever so They talk about like oh my god. What is the dog like the best what city is it London? Oh my god She's a great geographically. I have house. I travel to live in hidden valley where they make the ranch Serrievo they also make ranch. How are You they don't call it ranch, but it's ranch Okay, it's ranch

Croatian ranch Croatian ranch They don't know, but they should know. So then she says, you know, growing up, I was definitely tomboy. I only hang out with boys. It was very tough to be girls. I would get into fights, you know, and I remember I was, then she tells a story about like eating someone up, she's telling her.

She's like the head of the mob. She's like, oh, he was head of mom and he messed with me. So I grab his balls. I hit him. I got reputation. Okay. Yes. And then I was 19 years old and walk out.

So my dad was determined to get me out. So we left the family behind. I was refugee. We got to London. I have no penny to my name, nothing. I would do different jobs, dishes, toilets, anything I can do, lowly, lowly worker. And then I met very rich man, and here I am. I'm like, wait a second. There's more. I know what happened. They went from Dianna, Richard Bank. Dianna's apartment project's growing up. And then the next thing is like headline, Diana Jenkins just gets $250 million happier.

Yeah. Listen, I feel like in the London aristocracy, one doesn't just go from like washing toilets to suddenly marrying the top banker in all of England. Okay, so I wanna know what the story is. Yes, I need the story. So she of England. Okay, so I want to know what the story is. Yes, I need the story. So she talks about Asher and she's like, yes, he's young. He's 33, do the math.

And I can hear people saying things, you know, but I get the less now because Asher figured out the girl beer. Then he looks older now, but God, I hate that beer. I hate the beer. Well, as far as the young hottie, I mean, good for you. Why should only rich men get to do it? Shit, you know, good for you, girl. And he's 33. It's not like he's like, you know, 17 or whatever. Go. And. But if I have to listen to him sing, be my guest one more fucking time around

the house. Oh my god. So then we see Sutton meeting Kyle to shop in her store and something's like, Oh my god. Do you love this bag? I love it. The sky is very cute. He has very cute stuff because like, are you already trying to sell me stuff? It's just a store. Where are we right now? Check this. No, listen, this is from Lexi. He's is their event and we found that he could come up Friday. We worked with that with the immigration. Sounds like I was like, who?

Alexi, can you please look at the other list and say that? Like she's still like that. It's so funny. So she's like, well, immigration is now alone. People to come from Europe. So I thought, you know, we could do for this event a play on an American and Paris. And Carl's like, yes, yes, Sutton, we like that theme. You do it for like literally everything that you do. And then we see a clip of Sutton, Colin. Wow, welcome to my Paris and American and Paris party, everybody.

Well, this one's gonna be called a Parisian in LA, okay? And basically, we're gonna make little cakes that look like phone booths and a little candle that's shaped like Cedric and Lisa Vanderpum can come in and save the candle, okay? I'm such a franca fire. I'm just such a franca fire. Who? Franca fire.

What does that mean? Someone who loves Frank's Kyle. I'm just such a franca file. Who? Frank a file. What does that mean? Someone who loves Frank's Kyle? Oh, I learn something new every day. I can see a lot of things. I can't, Frank. Kyle just looks at her like, she's being lied to.

Like, it's not true. Like, there's no such thing in the front. I'm just gonna go to staples and be like, do you guys sell Frank a files? Who? So,ples and be like, do you guys sell Frank of Files? So Kyle's like, so when you came over to my old house which you were renting, remember, after what happened to me, it was like really hard to shake what happened to our friend

and like our friend who was held to gun to her head, there was a gun held to her head and you were like, I'm putting out my own fires and son goes, well, I was having a very busy morning. I'm sorry. Yes. She goes, well, it's that reaction again. It's very strange. It's like, it's strange. Like, what was that word to use? Frank a file. Kyle Frank a file. Yes. Then you said you're sorry. You didn't have a gun hell to your head. And she goes, oh, that was that was a weird thing to say. You know what? I don't even remember saying that. And that was that's weird.

That was weirder. Me saying it or me not remember it. It was weird. It was weird. How's that? And crowd was like, so you don't think anything I just said was weird besides that. I mean, when someone goes through something, you're supposed to sit at the window like a dog waiting for their owner to come home and dry heave, even though no tears are coming

out of your eyes to prove that you have feelings. I mean, why were you doing that? Well, Kyle, I was working. I'm sorry. My shop is actually in business and I was working and I was talking about that and my brain just wasn't there and I don't remember. It's confusing and Kyle's like, I don't know if there's like a new side of you, this like, frankophile thing.

I like, it just seems like you're a bit off. It's like, it goes, Kyle. Okay, set now. It's like, set now knows what Kyle is doing, right? So she just goes, Kyle, and she just keeps looking around, like, oh, this is the get set and season, right? So Kyle just links, he goes, yes. And Kyle goes, I don't know what planet she's on,

but it's not this one. And Kyle says, something's up with you. She says, nothing's up, Kyle. She says, but it just seems like you didn't give a shit. She goes, that it's not true. And you know it. Do you stop it, Kyle? Do you stop it right now, Kyle?

And Kyle's like, I'm telling you the truth. It's on it's like, Kyle, do you look at my hand? Do you see what's in my hand? Several cards, and I'm gonna play them all right now. Okay, guess what? I don't do well with guns. I don't do well with burglaries. I don't do well with rental cards,

which doesn't pertain to this, but I have to have a third thing in my list. And Kyle's like, well, nobody does, Satan. And she goes, well, my house was broken into when I was 14, so there's that, and my dad shot himself from the head. So there's that Kyle. What do you want? And Kyle goes, well, it's not what I want.

It's not about you, Satan. Okay, it's not about you right now. This is so Kyle. Like everyone has to feel things when she says it's appropriate. This is like a flashback to the Vanderpump. But I was in London and my brother's funeral all week, what we all have things going on Lisa. I mean, it's just like the Kyle attitude

that she's mad at Sutton for. I didn't I, did I not just say last week, I guarantee there's something about like the short, like Sutton has a lot of trauma about the gun stuff. I would, I think that's like a very real thing. Yeah. And Kyle, it's like you're doubling down right now, which is really freaking me out.

And I just feel like, you know, I feel like Sutton isn't like this, but then there's another side of me that says, when somebody shows you who they are, believe them, and if they're rich, look the other way. Okay, Crya, I'm Jolue. So Kyle's like, well, I don't know if you're really this insensitive or you just really don't care.

It's like Kyle, she just brought up like two traumas to your, you're just completely blowing off now like they don't matter, you know. And someone tells Kyle about their past trauma and Kyle says it's not about them and then calls them insensitive. I mean, it's just so quiet. Yeah.

Yeah. And Kyle's like, she's like, what am I supposed to do when Kyle goes, well, you know, your reactions, your reaction, your reasonings, your reasoning, but I have to say something because it's been bothering me. And if I had a window right now, I would go and cry in it and it goes, no, not seeing it. Mm-hmm, Kyle.

No. Yeah. With the episode ends. So my God, no, not seeing it. Mm-hmm, car. Nope. Yeah, with the episode ends. So my God, the ticket season of Beverly Hills, they set it up good. I'm gonna love this Diana, a very funny episode. And the next time to go to fucking Palm Springs Kyle's house, can we stop? Let go somewhere else, but they're going because,

guess what, Shaheeda is still taking Kyle's shit because they're opening a Kyle by Shihita there. So run, Shihita, run. Yeah, all right. Seriously. Well, thank you everyone for being here. We'll be back next week with another full slate of shows and take a seat on Monday night.

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