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Episode Date: October 21, 2022Rinna blames everything she's ever done on her grief, and the cast debates whether or not the C word is worse than "evil". Pencil us in, won't you! This week's bonus episode is a brekdown of ...the new Real Housewives of New York Reboot cast. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Passively aggressively facing away from me on the couch because we're recapping
them. That's how he rolls.
Yeah, literally how he rolls around.
So I think without further ado, I think we can jump into this reunion
episode. Another one to get the blood boiling, which probably I'm just going to
assume is going to be our final few minutes with Diana Jenkins on Bravo.
Thank God. Get rid of her. What a monster. Hate her. Hate her guts. Go away. Okay. So we open
where we left off last week, this video Zoom call between Garsell and Diana, you know, and Garsell's like, I don't hate you,
Diana. I just want you to leave me alone. I want you to stop posting about me. I don't
want you harassing me on social media. I haven't harassed anyone here on social media.
And she's like, did you not go and call me evil Vision Lata!
You didn't even use pencil to say evil pencil!
PENCIL!
I asked for pencil!
Pencil!
All I want is pencil!
I want Asher to write song about pencil and it can be called pencil!
Like when I grew up in Bosnia, we don't have pencil. My privilege is I have pencil
and so do you. My privilege is that I have pencil sharpener. Do you know I grew up in
country with no pencil sharpener when you break your pencil. That is it. It's like you might
as well have pen at that point. So the country where pencils are like the most precious thing
in the world.
You only get one shot at that pencil, make it last.
Not gonna miss my shot.
But Lin-Man, well Miranda's gonna have a new musical
about pencils coming out.
So it's like two sentences long.
In the office max where it happened. So Diana is like, so she's like, Max, where it happened.
So Diana is like, so she's like, yeah, you call me, she's like, did you not go and call
me Eva?
And Garcell said, well, I called you evil because of what you said to her.
And Andy, and Andy's like, well, though, was that after a sudden called Diana, a cut
fit? No, no, after a sudden call, after Diana
called set in the cut fitness.
This is how we use it.
Oh, yeah, sorry.
Yeah, after you, oh, yeah, sorry, after yes.
Sorry, I wrote, I took these notes,
like really in the midst of my shaving high.
And so I really can barely remember what I said.
You're shaving high.
We just changed the entire plot of the season.
Soft skin high.
But anyway, we said flashback.
Was it after you called Sutton to see word?
And so we see that.
Yes.
And so we see a flashback of this like after show where someone
basically relays this to something to to to Garsell.
And Garsell goes, oh, well, she was evil that night, you know.
Like that's all she said. Well, she was evil that night, you know? Like that's all she said,
well, she was evil that night. But that's what Diana does. She takes one little thing and she makes it
like, how could you do this? Like, when you said you wanted to see me on fire burn to death and
then spit on me. Oh, I'll go just like, I wouldn't spit on her if she was on fire. Diana, no one's
fucking buying this from you Diana. Okay. She becomes, she becomes on fire. Diana, no one's fucking buying this from you, Diana.
Okay.
She becomes quite literal.
She's a very literal lady, you know?
So now she's, now we come back and she goes,
which is the hush word, sea word or evil?
Contents.
Contents is the worst word.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Is there a TV show called Seaward?
No, well, it was. There
was actually one called Seaward and it started lower linear, but that was cancer. Okay, so
even they didn't say cancer. So yes. I'm like, which word can you say on the radio, Diana?
Which word can you say on television without it being bleeped out? I think that is your
answer. And someone, I forget who I think it was someone on the watcher crappins, Facebook group,
watcher crappins, live and loving it.
I just saw this on my phone.
I think it was one of you or it was on Twitter.
Someone said the fact that they keep calling it the C word says enough about what they,
which word they think is the worst word, right?
And the fact that I just actually said it
and everybody is literally sitting there
with a racing heart right now.
Because we know you actually said the word.
That, because we know that they said to show you
how much words it is to actually say that word.
You freaking idiot, you evil.
See, I can say that and everyone's like, mm-hmm.
Yeah, evil.
Like, I didn't have to make up a new word on watching crap.
And we don't have to censor daredevil motorcyclist.
It's not the E word, can evil.
And then you get these idiots who are just standing up to do for
Diana because she's rich, you know, and he's like, well,
wait, you think calling someone evil is harsher than the seaworth and it's like, well, I called myself the seaworth.
That's not a big deal.
Well, you probably call yourself evil too. I mean, the fact that you call yourself
the seaworth is kind of that thing. It's like that.
But it's also that thing where you are taking
such a terrible word.
The reason why she takes time to call herself the C word
is because it's one of those things
where you take ownership of a word that is so bad
that you do these things to take ownership of it
to remove the terableness of it.
If it weren't a terrible word,
she wouldn't feel the need to try to re-own it.
It's like why certain gay people use the F word,
why we see it in other communities with other words.
You know, so the fact that she's acting like,
oh, I just, you know, I call myself that.
I mean, like, you can, I don't care if she calls herself that.
And that's my, I get it.
That's not Rinna's argument anyway,
because Rinna doesn't call herself for those reasons.
Rinna calls herself for that reason because Erica wears
a necklace that says the seaworth and everyone,
including Rina, was like, oh my God,
I can't believe the seaworth is on your necklace.
That was a whole plot line on real housewives of Beverly Hills.
It was.
And now she's like, oh, what is no big deal?
It's no big deal.
Yeah, because you're up her ass too.
You know, and if it was anybody else,
it would be a huge
Traumatizing storyline for Lisa Rina that she would use against someone all year long and I don't even mind
I don't even mind if herness says well, you know, I call myself that and I don't mind the word
But I can understand how in the general population
It's a worse word than evil, but instead she you know, she says oh, I call myself that. And then Erica goes, well, you
know, evil is the, well, she doesn't finish her set and she sort of goes this thing like,
that's pretty bad. That's lots pretty much the words of the young also one. And then
Doreka's, how yes, well, even as much as it's much more is with, it's terrible. It's
like you too. Like, you know, they're all at the same time like this is what it sounds like to me
If it's such a bad word then why are you saying it over and over all of you you know and you're saying the evil
so then
Diana's like oh so
Diane is like also so less motherfucker evil and Garth's talk goes well I did not call you so less and then he's like yeah, thank God you so less
And Garth's like you can't even talk to her like why are we even bothering talk to her
I'm
The fucking zoom okay, I'm and I'm sorry. You can't just sit there and say need a new villain
Here I am and then be like you called me so this you called me evil well
Well, what what what what what descriptors did you want as the new villain as if you're gonna play the literal game
I'll play the literal game you're our new villain well then you better buck up because no one's gonna say that you're just like a
Whole bunch of roses and happiness and sunshine
Well wait for her to start crying because that's what they do.
You know, it's like once they're cornered, now the tears are going to start.
So Andy's like, Sutton, is there anything you would like to clear up with Diana if she
was here today?
You could say, right on the Zoom, just do it.
She's like, uh, no, no, there's nothing we need to clear up now. I think we're very clear
on our non-relationship. Oh my god, the curse words. Is this Eddie Murphy wrong?
I brought Bob's soap to wash your mouth out with.
Andy, may I restate what I just said, but with some sort of kitty cat filter. So it looks like I got little ears and a nose. No, no, we're just gonna do a cool regular zoom.
But that's all. So here come the tears. I'm just really,, that's no one remember Bosnia.
I know this is Diana.
In Bosnia we're tough, we deal with real danger.
When people say they're gonna murder you, they murder you.
We had war, we had crime.
It was dangerous, brick buildings fall over.
We are tough.
And that's like, you're evil.
How did you say that to me?
How could you say that to me? How could you say that to me?
So Carsel just throws her hands up.
And I love that that's the reaction to Diana trying to fake Christ.
She just throws her hands up in the air and starts laughing.
And she's like, oh, oh, oh, okay.
So Sutton said things, but it's always me.
It's always me.
And so Diana puts her left hand up and goes, I will put my right hand.
I'm putting my right hand.
I was like, oh my god, this fucking potato in jewels, I can't.
And I like what she said.
As if there's any like meaning in that,
I'm putting my right hand, look, I am putting it,
putting my hands.
And I know that nobody in the scoop will ever go
after your sweet, hot son, not a chance, not a chance with someone who have your sweet heart son.
I'm like, well, actually someone kind of did already in her name is Erica, so I'm wondering, did you right day But yesterday the day before the reunion I filed a lawsuit so I could say the reunion
I filed lawsuit in LA County and we will get to the bottom and we will get truth and justice
for jacks. Oh, yeah
Okay, I am a go post some more of your,
go post some more of your new threatened
who start me on fire.
People are bossing you night.
On Instagram, shut up.
We all have social media Diana.
I ain't nobody buying this from you.
And he's like, uh, so who's the last seed against? And she's an
architect, oh, John Doe. And I was like, yes, it is, uh, John Doe since we don't
know who it is. If we can't find John Doe, there's a suspicious squirrel in
community park that we think probably we could sue. Yeah, I mean, you know, I'm
a, you just call him John until you find one to marry
My right girls you find a John until you get to the dough
So yes, so then Andy's like well whose job is that don't cover this and she goes my lawyers are going to be very very busy And the thing is my privilege aside froms is that I have money and I can afford lawyers and I actually get to the bottom of it and maybe even help prevent it from happening to other people.
That's right, Diana Jenkins.
Finally, the person to end bots.
Welcome America.
I love it.
That's all they really needed in Terminator in the robot war was just one potato with jewels on.
It's just bring a stop to everything.
So Andy's like, so Garthell, what's your reaction to this?
And she says, um, good for her.
I mean, I, I mean, it's cool.
I, I would be happy to stop having to use my spam folder.
So if she can end spam, that's great.
So cool.
Just, no one use Alexa ever again when I am done with.
Well actually I like Alexa. Can we leave Alexa alone?
Siri's a good person. The Roomba love to keep my eye robot.
If we could just stay away from those things.
She is going to, Diana's going to wind up suing a Vitamix.
So Erica is like, well, I almost want to say her intentions are really good
and she wants to find out too.
And, you know, I think you guys are just hurt
by the whole thing.
Her intentions are really good.
Yeah, everyone with really good intentions
files a lawsuit the day before they're going to be on TV
to brag about filing a lawsuit.
Sounds legit.
So, Garcelle's like, well, I mean, I'm hurt, but I'm also not putting anything on social
media about her.
And Andy's like, but what kind of social media, what is that?
I mean, she putting that stuff out about you.
What is it?
And Garsell, as if they just haven't shown us all of the shit that Garsell, Diana, has
been putting on social, right? So Garsell goes, you know what? I just don't want to talk to her anymore. I don't
want to inspire any more of this. I'm good. We're good. And since Andy's going to sit here and
pretend he's dumb and doesn't understand what this woman's doing, when she goes on social media
and bullies me and says that I threaten to start her on fire. So all of her fucking people can come
after me. Let's just drop it. Let's just drop it. Yeah. Sand is like, well honestly I'm happy to drop it because I can't stand
talking to this woman anymore. So Diana, thank you so much from rallying from your non-sickness
to be with us today. Hope you feel better from already probably feeling okay. Well thanks
so much for being on video today,
so we can press a button to turn off your endless spewing
of absolute trash bullshit, you dumb see word,
which I can say, because it's totally non-offensive,
as determined by you and your most likely financially
and definitely already morally bankrupt flunkies and minions.
Bye, bye, Emma!
Thank you.
That's all. Yeah. I wish he had said, you know, I really,
I would have personally liked Andy to have given some of that attitude he gave to
Adrian Maloof, because she was like the first one to not show up at a reunion.
I believe when he was like, Adrian Maloof notified us that she wouldn't be showing
you up today. And that was her last action as a real housewife.
I was like, boom, like she fired her on the air.
I would have liked some of that for Diana, you know?
Yeah, me too.
So, it's great time.
It's great time.
Is it lunch time?
It's at lunch.
So we go to lunch and then we go to Erica and Rina
in her dressing room, in Erica's dressing room.
And Erica's like, oh, hi.
It'll look great by the way.
It'll look great.
It'll look great by the way. You look great. Great. Hey, I look great by the way.
Well, they're looking.
Yeah.
Erica, your voice really dropped a lot.
Yeah, it's a big bad both.
They're all a big bad car.
Yeah, it's carls of important.
So I turned to America, and yeah, you look great by the way.
So, Rinna's like, car sale.
Wow, how about that?
Am I right?
How about that?
And Erica goes, yeah, she said she thinks that someone on the show. uh... rina's a car sale wow how about that am i right uh... how about that and arica goes
yeah she said she thinks it's someone on the show i mean
all of our children have been threatened to say yes i thought it was you guys
and ready goes death threats
death threats threat
okay really really you don't think rina would have been posting death threats her
children have received up and down Instagram Twitter, TikTok.
She didn't invent a new fucking thing to post that shit.
Shut up.
Stop minimizing what a black child went through with your bullshit, the both of you.
And they act so shocked.
It's like, well, don't forget that Diana was coming for Garsell hard on social media.
And then all the bots were like,
Diana's the best.
We love Diana.
She's great, she's from Bosnia.
It's like, it looks pretty bad.
It looks like it's coming from Diana or her hand.
It happened right after Diana was like,
you just, something like you want to play with me,
you just wait and see.
It was like something like that and then suddenly,
it's like,
Leigh Diana Long, you drug addict son.
What about your drug addict son in Europe?
Yeah, it's like literally,
like it's not out of,
it's just not crazy for Garcell to think that.
And they're acting like Garcell is not only bonkers,
but Garcell is actually toxic because Rinna says,
you know, because it's sad that she would think that
and the division that it causes in the group and the division that it causes in the group.
The division that it causes in the group,
I mean, what about, so, but what about,
what about Diana coming hard for Garsell on these things?
The division in the group, I mean, you're,
I mean, these two are not the ones
to talk about the division in the group.
They're more upset about this quote unquote division
in the group than they are about the fact that Garsell
is seems to be, and her son seems to be getting spam by this box.
Yeah, Derek is like death threats.
And for her to say, I thought it was you
gonna have that much of people after us.
I'm like, oh, the real victims here.
Okay.
The real victims are really.
And then she's Erica.
And then when when Rinna says, you know,
it's causing division in the group, Gar know, it's causing division in the group,
Garcell's accusations are causing division in the group.
And Erica goes, and that's what the thoughts,
what does it on to do.
So I'm like, so you're telling me there's someone
who hired the bots to try to divide the group up?
Like, the group is already divided up.
You saw me about this, the Vanderbump.
Yeah. Well, that's what Rinna was insinuating online. She was saying sounds like Vanderpump to me all of this not the bots
But she was saying all of the um leaks. She's like sounds like
Kathy sounds like Vanderpump. I'm like you're still blaming Vanderpump all these years later
Although I do love thinking that Lisa just still gonna share to leer somewhere
You know, well swans and rescue animals float around below her just thing like
Save out the bots
Yeah, it is an ridiculous accusation that's just dividing the group when the group is like
clearly has an inside group and an outside group already and
It's just a classic case of a basically conspiracy
theorist where people, you have two people here believing a more far-fetched thing because
the narrative is more comfortable for them than the simplest answer, which is that probably
Diana and if not Diana, are probably one of the one of the shady hangars on that like we already saw with with
Erica's publicist what he's done all these all these people the the makeup makeup people
the publicists the just the real list of the air there's a world there's a world of
people who just like latch on and they will do all sorts of stuff. And so if it didn't come from Diana,
I feel very confident that it came from someone in her camp.
So then we got a Garsell's dressing room
and she's like,
were you guys there for that one to her team?
And they're like, yeah, we sure were.
And she's like, that was a shit show.
I mean, my god.
And one of them's like, yeah, I had to walk out of there after that one.
And so Sutton comes in and Garth says like,
are you wearing wail and socks?
Ah, ah, ah, you are.
It's like a dog on her socks.
Right.
So, they're talking about have flammigasting.
And Sutton's like, you did great.
I know that was hard talking about Jackson.
She goes, it was hard.
And my investigation will not stop until I find out who bought those bots.
Yeah, and Sun is like, and for me, I'm trying to understand what Crystal will say and Garsell
was like, well, I'm glad you guys were able to move on, but how do you feel?
I mean, obviously, I knew you weren't a racist, but to have that said in front of everyone and
Sun's like, well, I did appreciate that I had all of you my first support.
And, you know, we just got to, you know, that was good enough for me.
And Garsell's like, yeah, well, we just got to take the little wins, the little wins.
Yeah, and I know you're not going to stop fighting for justice, and I will not stop fighting for
a non-poor person's refrigerator. Okay, I will have a non-poor person's refrigerator.
Okay, I will have a non-poor person's refrigerator.
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all of this. And she also said that she didn't say that. Oh, no,
she lied to him about him to him.
Would you believe I was able to make such a long sentence out of
the words to him? I mean, that's himbellish and isn't it? She himbellish.
So Cal goes, this is what happens when you don't tell the truth.
You can't keep your story straight.
I'm like, really?
Where was this energy last season with, oh, well, it's a funny story.
Tom broke his ankle on his nose and he was driving over a cliff and there was, it was
a snow storm, but then a tornado
came so it was like a snow tornado and his car was in the middle of it he wound up in Kansas
and there were munchkins there and they actually drove him all the way back to Pasadena
where he fell down another cliff and his car exploded and his legs came up but were
reattached by an army of ants.
Yeah, well I know, did I mention you've got to keep your story straight to all times. Oh, did I mention that the burglars tried to play a game
of clue before they left me house?
Clue, could you imagine?
I was miscarlet.
Still traumatized.
So then we go to Andy and he's like, welcome back.
Bees from who want to kill you in your own backyard
says Kyle, I love the new ink on your wrist. What are your tattoos?
Well, here's big news everyone. Basic ass Kyle got some basic ass tattooed tattoos on her
basic ass body parts. Okay. What I'm guessing in simbity in simbity. I don't know what that is. I'm guessing it's an infinity symbol and like a hashtag and a Fedora.
That's my guess.
My wrists have grown up always loving hats.
So the first tattoo is 18.
I thought you was going to say 18 because 18 is like a spiritual number in Judaism, but
actually it's because all four of her daughters have 18 and their birthdays.
That's what it was.
And then they are all Jewish. That's what it was. That's what it was. And then, uh,
Well, they are all Jewish.
That's actually okay.
So, yeah.
I mean, like, look, if they are all born on the 18th or something, then sure, that's fine.
I think I was gonna say 18 because that was Adele's first album, wasn't it?
That's like 18.
18 because that's the age I was when I landed a role on Star Trek, the next generation.
I was chief janner, I was cut,
but I still go to the conventions.
So then Kyle, so then Kyle is like,
and this one here, this heart, this heart,
it's just a heart, but it means something to me.
It means hearts.
And oh, at this today, I got this one.
It's a moon and four stars
So each star represents my four daughters and the moon represents my twin parasilton who's my twin
Yeah, you know, I had to have a talk about it with my family and Moe is thrilled most real thrilled I you know, I hear they're addicting watch out everybody
Shut up. Just shut up. She's gonna have like a Mike Tyson phase tattoo
next time we see her.
Michael Myers made me do it guys.
I'm so sorry.
And why are you dressed like a disco band-aid
with a backpack on anyway?
Who picked that outfit?
Yeah, there's like a weird, there's like weird straps.
It's like, I feel slightly like a gay harness.
It's like you can put it in her arms.
But by the way, that photo shoot that she did. It's all it's like a feel slightly like a game harness her arms
But by the way that photo shoot that she did hot got a give credit where credits do she looks amazing in the photo shoot more of that Kyle more of that
So more faces Kyle get more faces
They look at try to more muscular men, okay?
Bring more naked muscular men are at the bottom of her face It's like points down to the index below where you can like see which version this is.
So Andy's like, so and how does Kyle set the bar so high while doing the splits so well.
And then we get a package of Kyle's journey this season, which turns out was not even
it. She did nothing this season.
She did fucking nothing.
Okay, because like,
I don't know all the shit stirring,
which is what she did all season.
She started fights with everybody else,
but she started proxy wars,
but if you're gonna cut all that out,
it's literally nothing except great lines from other people.
Don't be Kyle.
Don't be Kyle.
Don't be Kyle.
Don't be Kyle.
And he's like,
Hey, what did you mean by that? Don't be Kyle. And Garsell's like Don't be Kyle. And he's like, hey, what did you mean by that?
Don't be Kyle.
And Garsell's like, I mean, I thought it was pretty obvious.
Don't be a shitty person who manipulates the truth for your
own benefits.
And so it's discord in her family and just envies other
people's things and makes her husband by all sorts of items
for her just because her friends have them.
So I guess it was sort of that.
And Eric is like,
You know,
the map going over board,
my cow could do some types,
which I used to threaten to do when I owned a boat.
Something else.
God,
I love standing up there and saying,
I'm king of the world.
And to eat,
I say,
Well,
but you screamed at me,
don't be coy!
And then you tackled me to the ground and tried to pull my tongue out with your bad hands.
Yeah, I wish Andy would have confronted Daryl and why she said that Garsell was sort of screaming that when she literally was not.
I mean, you want to talk about microaggressive't I laugh still did it today She said and you said don't be cold like nope still not at all how that happened that's not what happened
Well from bullay says all this talk about Mo and Doree having an affair with wow
I didn't even realize there was talk about
Reap and the read
Avenue what? There was talk about rape and the rape having a fake what
What it's like you've never heard that Andy really? Yeah, and then so Colin Dread have like very like over the top
laughter And Kyle's like oh my god, well people got that because Dread oh
PK and Dread's like yes, my god, well, people got that because Doreet, Oh, D.K. and Doreet's like, yes.
And then like people were like, yes.
And they were like, did you see the way they out?
Yes. And then like, they were like holding hands.
Yes.
And then, you know, then I heard that we were swapping and Doreet's like,
Oh, could you imagine if I had to give up Piquator car so that I would have to sleep with that
tall drink of sweetened dust, he which normally I say no to, named Maurizio and my bed,
Maurizio, in my bed, in my head, God undead, why am I running?
I was having an affair with him for him to him.
So then, and let me tell you who did say don't be called.
His name is Maurizia.
It's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me.
Don't be called.
Don't be called.
So hey, we're any of the ladies surprised by PK and Mauricio's choice is a food hook up
way that they could hook up someone that wasn't their wives.
So we see again that PK chose Erica and Mauricio chose Rina and I mean no one really has
first season was all about Erica's vagina.
Why would anybody be surprised?
Yeah, so no one really has a response that but Erica goes, Oh, so here's what if I may use some of your language and
the before PK met the read I had gone to the finals of the World Cup in Berlin and this guy walks up to me and my friend
he goes, Hey, are you two chicks and porn fucking Paul Kim's late now, of course we weren't the World Cup as in
fucking ball Kim'sly. Now of course we were at the World Cup as in there was the championship of the best jockstrap that kind of cup. But so I guess it made
sense why he would think that but you know and cars like wow what a cute
story Erica. Thanks. She's a great Sam being sassy on
pink. I sassy three 10 PK it was cute. So then, wait, how does she not tell the story until now, by the way, how has this never
come up?
This is a weird thing to me.
Yeah, it was pretty weird.
I mean, I'm not really sure what the accusation is from her.
Like it's just PK was flirting or PK was looking for hookers, like I'm not really sure what
it was, but to read was like,
thank you.
And then that stuff happened this week at Bravo Con or last weekend when they asked, who
do you think is the next couple to have trouble?
And Eric was like, they came to read.
Like March Step and Down the Stage.
And then to read commented like, some people just don't know us.
And you never really know who your true friends are
until it's publicly asked on the stage.
Who's mixed to break up or something.
So I guess there's trouble and paradise, but.
I just think it's weird that on DeRite's first season,
when we sat through Pantigate,
and PK was talking about how we saw her vagina and like he was being
really pervy that season. How does Erica just never say, oh yeah, I met this guy once and this
is what he said to me, unless she just was that was more of a period of time where she was holding
things closer to the chest, which she was doing back then, but it's still just, that's a very,
I don't know, something feels fishy about that. I learned a long time ago not to question what Eric is doing.
I really don't understand it.
And all I know that she's not doing for sure is moisturizing.
So I'm just going to stay on that red.
So then we go to say fixing her image.
That's something she's also not working on.
Or that or that, which moisturizer can help.
You see moisturizers back.
Moisturizer does a lot.
Yeah, okay.
But when you, yeah.
Okay, so then we got a Garsell segment
and hers is like, things that Garsell's gonna get
to buy this season, which I kinda like, you know?
But it's like, I deserve this house.
I'm so glad that I'm finally getting this house.
I deserve this Birkin.
I'm so proud.
I just love the idea of Garsell in a checkout line
anywhere being like, I deserve this galsons.
I deserve this.
Well, that's not of this galsons.
That's, that is me at a supermarket, except it's more like,
you know what, I deserve this peppermint patty right now.
I am the name brand sour cream this week. I'm right now. I'm getting my name brand sour cream this week.
Getting live, Daisy.
Daisy.
No, I'm literally got, I went to the dry cleaners yesterday,
and I picked up my shirts, and I was like,
oh, I'm gonna go home and I'm gonna work out.
And then there's this amazing ice cream shop
next to dry cleaners, and I said, you know what?
It is hot out, because here in LA it's like 90 degrees.
I said, it's hot out.
I deserve some ice cream.
I don't deserve anything.
I don't deserve any ice cream whatsoever.
If anything, I like, oh, ice cream to someone, you know?
But I, you know.
I'm struggling to not say that's how everybody
gets ice cream bad.
It's literally everybody.
It's hot out here.
Wow. Wow.
I'm going to get some ice cream.
Wow, I cannot.
You know what?
That was my truth.
And it wasn't your truth because you literally
just didn't say anything true, so.
But no, my ice cream does not have
to be like your ice cream experience.
I wish I still was experience. I would have slapped.
I wish I still was there so I could have slapped you in front of the ice cream place and say,
Ben, you always fucking deserve ice cream.
You came out of the womb deserving ice cream.
You deserve ice cream eating out of a goddamn Birken bag and a beach house of bad
ice, okay?
And that's the not the lots of one out in Georgia.
God, I was proud when those lights went out in Georgia.
Okay, so it's a different.
Oh yeah, Garsell segment.
So Garsell bought her like taking care,
like doing things for herself, buying houses in Berkins.
And so Andy's like, so how's it to be?
How's it feel to make the brand new?
Oh, yeah, I'm a Berkin.
And so.
And she's like, well, you know, it was uncomfortable for me
to spend that much money on a purse.
I let it sit on that dining room table for two days.
I mean, it was 13 grand.
It's like, I told her, got a pair of some get one.
I was like, okay.
Okay.
Yeah, she's talking about like how uncomfortable it is
to dip into that kind of privilege over
her. Yes. And Garsell's like, well, yeah, she'd been a deaf privilege Sunday. You mean,
what the fuck?
Listen, if Son was going to fly Garsell to Paris, then I would take her up on it. But if she's not,
then take the $13,000 Birken bag from the gate down the street. He runs like the Birkin good will. The book, the Birkin good will.
So the salvation Birkin or whatever.
So Andy's like, who else owns the Birkin?
And Erica goes, I'll Birkin's not my thing.
Do you mean budget?
My God.
That you're seriously.
I can't afford a Birkin shut up, Erica.
So Andy's like, Garth Sell, your book came out and you wrote an experience with Bill Cosby
I hope it was about button got a lot of button pop and this is a very sad
Hey, did you get some it Felicia Rashad? God, she's great.
Andy, this is a serious story.
So Garsell's like, she talks about how she was,
she got a part in the Cosby show
and Bill Cosby invited her to his townhouse or whatever
and was like, yeah, let's work on your acting.
What a pig.
And then he gave her like a sip of San Bucca
and then she had like that instinct
and she just like ran out as fast as she could.
So then Rena tries to make it about her because...
HAH! That just gave me chills!
So many chills! Almost as many chills as watching Halloween ends!
Let's scary movies starring our friend Kyle Richards!
JEEEELS!
We all got called to Bill Cosby's house!
ALL OF US!
HAH!
HAH! I don't know, I feel like she's this story is trying to create division between us and Bill Cosby's house. All of us. Yeah.
I don't know.
I feel like she's the story's trying to create division
between us and Bill Cosby.
Every story Garsell has, Rina's just
going to try and take some of that.
So I mean, like, so Erica, did you scan the book
for mentions of you before you chopped in the trash, Erica?
Come on.
And then Erica looks over at Rina. And well,
while we see what it was, it was a picture of the book in the trash. And it says, Garsell,
even though you weren't following me, I'm sure you'll see this. And it's a book on top of an
old dial phone, like office phone on top of a Starbucks. Right. It was, it was a whole thing.
So, um, so then, you know, Eric looks over to Rinna and she goes,
well, I have to be honest, I'm the one who threw
Garsell's book in the trash.
I'm the one.
I was like, wow, this is like episode seven of Marabuse Town.
Like huge twists, huge, huge twists.
So Rinna is like, Garsell and I had a handshake agreement
that the kids were
off limits. And so, about a year and a half later, she put my daughter Amelia in her book,
and my daughter Amelia is only suitable for billboards, not books.
So then we see that this is what was written. One dust up came when I simply asked Lisa
Rinna, whom I have known for years, if she thought that dancing in her underwear
on social media hadn't effected on her daughter's struggles
with food.
That was what she wrote.
Serena's like,
he was not in a positive light.
He was a negative light.
And that's, that was what I did.
That's what I did.
That's right.
Negative light.
What are you talking about?
She was talking about a storyline that happened on the show.
That's her right to do.
That's her experience.
She's talking about you. That's the show. That's her right to do. That's her story line that you fucking started by putting your daughter with an eating disorder
on screen and then trying to milk it all season for fucking what am I trying to say?
For fucking good points for you, Raymond. And it was a storyline that you'd already
fought and gotten over. She didn't say anything
negative about it. She didn't even say eating disorder. She said stool with food.
I just cannot stand this old trope that the mere mention or reference of a child is the
same as talking shit about a child. And it's also like, you know,
when like again, compared to a Garsell son is actively going through,
while this is being filmed
and probably still going on with bots
that are saying racist things that are saying like,
you know, like, you know, your head should be on a sidewalk
or whatever, like, foot should be on your neck or whatever.
And then she's gonna be like,
but you dare to allude to my daughter,
passingly in a paragraph of a book
that like let's be honest,
is not gonna be, this is not gonna be the book
that every single person in America
is gonna be reading, you know?
She's an idiot and it's just like she did last season.
She's using it because she was mad at herself
for standing up for Denise.
So she made this into a big deal for that
and she made the sauce into a big deal for that.
You know?
So Andy's like, yeah,
but I thought was in the book,
what was in the book was just her retelling
the story of last year.
And Garsell said, yes,
I'm retelling the story that happened in Rome.
And then she's like,
well, I'm really used to be in Garsell's book
and then that can have like,
no matter what.
It wasn't.
It not no matter what you made it
Just again you made it a storyline you can make things a storyline and to get mad when people comment on them
And then of course they show the clip of that scene again
Which means that it's all being brought back. It's all getting much more attention now because of this whole stupidity, right?
Which lives which ran a fucking loves
That's what she brought it on in the first place
when it's just trying to make herself the victim so she can make someone else the villain because she's the biggest villain on this show
And then I saw some clip of Rana answering something at Bravo Con saying you know this season has been so rough
It has been brutal. We need a break. It's you've made it brutal like literally all the storylines are you being an asshole?
It's you've made it brutal like literally all of the storylines are you being an asshole?
Yeah, and then Garcell basically says by the way, so like you read the book and then the next thing I know
like Rina's lawyer and Rina's manager were calling like we're calling her up basically We're calling her a team up and then when it goes and then everybody got hot and heated about it
I can't because you're a lawyer and your manager were calling Garcell's team. Like, who knows what threatening, who knows what and having all sorts of urgent phone calls
and emails with caps like that's my thing's got heated if this is such a non-issue.
So Garcell's like, yeah, and I said, what we can do this and the book doesn't come out
for a week.
So we came up with a second edition of the book, both written and audio and we took it
out.
I would have said, fuck you, that's staying in there.
No judge is going to get on me for saying something that, what are you threatening?
What are you going to sue for?
You mentioned my daughter who was on a national TV show.
Get out of here.
Well, I also ran the queen of, well, you know what, we got to put this out on the table,
we got to talk about things, things are in the country, we We got to talk about things and then she sends her lawyer in her manager
so and you know that she knows that she's wrong because she just sick a manager and a lawyer on somebody for bullshit
Right, yeah, so she goes and I said okay, and we've moved on. We've moved on. Oh, you've moved on
That's nice. Okay. Now you've created a headache for everyone over there because of one stupid sentence that like you have
Turn that into such a a battlefield that was unnecessary and now it's like oh, and things got heated things got heated
But we've moved on
Wait a minute you
Through the book out and what you what did you do? I was in my living room
I was eating a pudding pop and thinking this is totally innocent.
God, those were different times, don't they?
And what did you do?
Send the picture to Erica?
What is that what happened?
And Rina's like, I sent a video to the group chat.
That's what I did.
And Garza goes, yeah, well, that's what I heard.
And everyone was snickering about it.
And Rina goes, I don't know about snickering.
I don't know about snickering.
No, snickering. Nope. Nope, nope, nope. What snickering? Nope. I don't even know what snickering about it. I don't know about snickering. I don't know about snickering. No, snickering.
No, no, no.
What snickering?
No, I don't even know what snickering is.
We don't need snickers in my house.
Snickers, they don't satisfy.
I don't even say it with three musketeers, because we're not musketeers at all.
No, don't talk about my daughter.
Don't talk about her daughter.
Don't talk about her daughter being a musketeer.
Her daughter is not a musketeer.
The two of them together, the two of them together, not snickering.
Not, I mean, it's ridiculous.
Well, on this whole thing is them doing this together.
It's teamwork.
One of them sending the picture, the other posting it, you know?
Yeah.
So Andy's like, wait, so it was a group chat or the car?
So it wasn't here.
And she goes, well, there's a separate group chat, obviously.
God, it's just so terrible to think about the division that could be so
in this very close group. So Erica's like, because settings obviously in it,
right, settings in that group chat for her to know about it, that there was
snickering and who says snickering, certain.
I say that's a certain word.
And this cast this is also a Ben word, but I mean, in this cast, that's a,
that's a total setting thing. It's a, it's a very Ben word and it's a very son word. I mean the truth is there's there's only a few
chromosomes that separate me from Sun so come on. The the genetic dice just had to go a few like
they just had the the Plinco had just had to fall one one slot over and I'm Sun basically.
It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapence commercial. So, Erica's like,
she's like, well, when I saw the cocktail used, I don't have to make myself look bad. You can do
it all on your own. She chose to use that piece on an Instagram and the caption was, you know how else
you can look bad on your own by not pre-ordering your copy of the book. Oh, come on. Erica the bad ass. Erica's like, I don't give a fuck. And then Garsell posts like a
little, you know, a little clip from a promo that Bravo is widely using. And now
Erica is so sensitive about this that she's going to throw her.
That's the biggest ourselves biggest line of the season. It's on literally
every promo since the beginning of the season.
It's Garsell's first one. They won every single week when they're like, the hills of Beverly are not blue.
And it's always, it's always that Garsell going, you make yourself look bad.
Whatever.
Garsell has never had a quotable line on the show, I believe.
I think this is Garsell's first big line.
Okay.
She's allowed to go into it.
You know, and again, hate to point it out, but she didn't have to make you look bad. You
did it all on your own. Isn't that amazing? Wow, what a self-fulfilling prophecy. I mean,
so then it turns to instead of it being these two teaming up, like team bowling Garsell,
the week that her
book's coming out, it's like the shittiest thing.
Everybody else supports each other's businesses and you have to post about fucking Rina lips
on everything, even though it's most likely some Ali Baba crap with like the lip emoji tattooed
on it or sorry Kyle, sorry Kyle.
Very surreal.
It's printed on it.
Everyone supports each other's things,
but the week that her book comes out,
you guys are tag teaming her on Instagram.
So instead of it being about that,
or about Garsal being excluded from the group chat
and everything that this little click does together,
it becomes about this.
Ranna, we had so many questions!
Do you recycle?
Go on! How many questions do you recycle? Good. Erica, you took a lot of shit for her lack of recycling.
Wow, Erica's the real victim of this reunion, guys.
So I went and I was like, well, we had a whole redoing
of the recycling out of the Hamlin house.
I mean, well, first of all, Harry Hamlin threw that phone
in there and then he said, no, I didn't.
Then I said, yes, you did. And then I said, yes, you did.
And long story short, we never cycle quite.
Well, I'm like, no, you don't get environmentalism bonus points for this moment.
You guys were still being clickish monsters.
Yeah, she's like, isn't that hilarious?
You're not bullying, isn't it?
And Erica goes, I'm recycled.
I'm ridden to say, yeah, I recycle. Yeah, that wig that you've had on for 40 years. Okay.
Watch it.
So then, Rinn is like, yeah, Erica, Erica, wow, she really took the run of it this whole time. Poor Erica.
I'm gonna have to come about that. And then he's like, yeah. And then Lisa Vanderpump even came for you saying, Garsell should have sent Erica a
scratch on sniff books if she could understand it.
And Erica goes, yeah, and I said, that's which coming from you, someone who's retzmeth
of garlic, shoddy, and cigarettes.
You've had Tom Droidy's balls in your mouth.
Like I don't even want to fucking hear it from you, man. Oh, I'm sorry that Lisa Vanderpump just had a lovely meal and a cigarette with a friend
I don't like it. It's like oh she's got the breath of someone who just enjoyed some shrimp scampy followed with a lovely side-side
Followed with
The chicken millenazzy and the chocolate tort. Wow, what a bitch.
You gotta love someone who came up in the bottom
being criticizing anyone else's breath.
I mean, that's some good shit right there.
We all know that if you're gonna make one
of someone's breath as pertaining to what they eat,
it's tuna salad.
You go, you start in a tuna salad place.
The booze, you don't go for a shard, nay.
You go for some, you say like fireball, you say, schlitz. I mean, come on now. Siga rats, Siga rats is fair. But I mean,
honestly, she just painted a story of someone who just had a really wonderful luncheon.
She does. She's like someone who owns a restaurant where they can cook you fancy meals,
give you fancy wine, and then you have a lovely capri after, you know? Yeah, then she
like went to the back alley of said restaurant and got gossip from her
waiters and waitresses.
So Andy, so I just have, I literally just wouldn't stop typing.
So I'm gonna just move past this Erica hatred and then Kyle's like covering her
eyes like, oh my god.
So Andy's like, Garthlle, you got a big reaction
when you told the women all of her is working
for Lisa Vanderbilt in Vegas.
And she goes, yeah, yeah I did.
And she goes, well, he's still working there.
Here's how it happened.
She was having an event for Haiti.
And it was the up.
We're getting a Zoom call.
I did a fan for Haiti.
And you still say you you were to me.
Okay, Diana, don't fall for that again.
I'm plugged to Zoom, please.
How could you say, I hate the letter E. Okay, I love, it's called love E, not hate E.
Why would you say that about me?
I am going to sue the person who does hate E and then we will find out who that is.
And then we will have Justice served.
So Garsell's like, well, I met her at a fundraiser for Haiti.
I never met her and I said, hey,
hey, lady with a restaurant, my son needs a job.
And she said yes.
Yeah, and we see a photo of Garsell and Lisa
on the red carpet for this event.
And Lisa's full on biggest magician outfit.
Like, she is literally about to saw someone in half.
Like it's more magician-y than ever before.
Like she is, there will be rabbits,
there will be handkerchiefs,
there will be curtains falling quickly
and nothing behind them.
Like, like, Vaterpump is about to put on a show everyone.
Yeah, so once the last time you saw her,
she's a greasantly and when it goes, well, didn't
you just film with that?
She's like, just film with that.
What what what is the accusation there?
Because you know, one can speak to Lee Savander pump because Garse Rina has had her ex
communicated from the show.
It's like, that's it.
Like, it was a can speak to her or you you're going to get Rena coming after you about jars of
sauce and shit for the rest of your
life. Yeah, she just says of this
accusatory tone as if like she just
she just revealed something. Let the jury
know she just filmed with Lisa Vander
Palm, you know, like they probably had
lunch together where they had
shrimp scampi and charred. I don't
shit about your stupid ass. What do
you care? So the Andy's...
Well, what was your reaction to that right now?
And she goes, wow, I thought, wow.
Wow.
Hold on.
So we never get anything to add.
Have something to add, hold on, please.
Wow.
Okay, carry on.
I just wanted to get another win in there.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha woman there. So they all take a break,
which means that we never get to the bottom of, hey, isn't it really shitty to throw that
book in the garbage? Why do you like, you know, everyone, or your event, like it just,
it was just fun segment. Meanwhile, meanwhile Garsell sitting there about to cry
Right, because they're just laughing and add these laughing with them and then
That is hilarious and so sitting there about to cry like what the fuck man
How do I how does she get dragged over the coals for nothing and then they get like padded on the back, acting like they're the funniest comedic duo of all time for throwing someone's book in the trash and then tag teaming them on Instagram
during opening week.
Fuck you guys, man.
So now it's a great time and I agree, by the way, yes, I know I figure.
I just had to gross them.
No, I realize that's my self-apariate, like gross.
It's over, Ronnie.
Take a period. Lean back. No, but I realized I
started to move forward, but it was really important for me to be like I 100% coast on that. So,
so there is it's a break time and they're sitting there and Andy turns to Rina and Erica goes,
wow, that was a major revelation that you know, you took the you took the blame. And Erica goes,
I thought and I'm saying this because I think this is a very telling moment. Erica goes, yeah,
I'm fucking down, man. And she's he's like, you know, huh? And she goes, you know, I'm saying this because I think this is a very telling moment. Eric goes, yeah, I'm fucking down, man.
And she's like, you know, and she goes, you know, I'm just that kind of girl.
I mean, if you say, hey, I'm like, it's okay.
So I'm like, okay, so what you're saying is you're this sort of person
who will keep your mouth shut if you're told to keep your mouth shut
when there's a lot of things to you.
If it benefits you, if it benefits you.
If there's like, you're down to keep your mouth shut to service.
A larger conspiracy.
Is that what you're saying there, ma'am?
Is that what you're really saying?
Because that is what she's saying.
She's basically saying like, like I will keep, listen, my lips are sealed.
So, but they were so, so stupid.
No, at least Andy did this because running goes, yeah, she took it for that long.
I mean, wow.
And Andy goes, yeah, but she posted it.
So why is she open on it?
She's innocent.
She's the one who took your shitty post
and made it city or by broadcasting it
to the entire world, you know?
But how is it in this group of being open and honest
that then she's about, she basically is like, yeah,
I'll keep the secret to the grave, you know,
because that's who I am.
I mean, I don't know if she was gonna get as dramatically as that, but she kind of is saying, hey, I'll keep the secret to the grave, you know, because that's who I am. I know she was looking to get as dramatically as that,
but she kind of is saying, hey, you know, I'm down,
I'm down like that, like I'll cover for my friend
if need be.
That's kind of what you're saying,
which is the opposite of saying,
be open and honest and put it all out there on the table.
Well, I don't think that she felt guilty
about having a picture of the phone and the trash.
I think that she didn't want people to call her out
on having carbs because that trash also had a Starbucks
like croissant wrapper in it.
So I think when I was like, I don't want to deal with it.
That's a lot.
You know, I mean, when she took the shit
for the recycling, that's when I felt really bad.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
because when I felt really bad.
I was like, none of you were even made
from things that'll be recycled at this point anymore.
And who is yelling at housewives about recycling?
I mean, those ladies are going to die in ruined vegetables where they're buried for the
next hundred and something gears.
I'm just saying, I'm just saying, Rina was happy.
Rina was going to allow Eric to take the fall and Eric was going to allow Rina to take
the fall over admittedly a very stupid secret,
but it still was a secret.
And that's a direct contradiction
for what this group is always bandying on about.
I don't know if that's that all right.
We're for bandying on about.
For always going on about being open, being honest,
and here they are, it's a stupid secret.
So they're laughing and like,
ha ha ha, yeah, nah, nah, nah, nah,
and we got all this shit and this man.
And Garsell's just looking like she's going to cry just sitting there watching all of this.
Like, well, I guess there's another segment that just went the way of the jackals.
So then we get a lowest segment, which I'm not even going to talk about because lowest
was adorable.
And it's too late to yell at her for raising Lisa Rina to be this way.
So I'm just gonna let that one pass because she was a sweet lady.
But it becomes about how Rina is so hard for her, you know, because everything,
you know, everything she's had to deal with this season, you were just laughing and taking a picture
of Garsell's book in the trash and sending it to the group.
You're not sorry for shit, because she starts at,
like, I'm sorry, but it was a hard time, everybody.
So I just need a pass on this one.
Like, no, no, no, no.
You're not sorry.
You're trying to get the audience from booing
your ass every time you walk into a Starbucks
or a Bravo con stage, it's not gonna happen.
You're a dick.
Yeah.
Yeah, a full dick.
So Andy asked about the memorial,
and you know, to be learned about Lois' last wishes
to have the memorial push back a few months, et cetera,
and Rinna talks about finding, you know,
some mementos that made her think about Lois
like nice moments, et cetera.
And then, hey, KF from C says,
Lisa, it seems like you were using your mother's death
as a scapegoat for your disgusting behavior.
What excuse did you have when you were equally
disgusting to Denise, Vanderpump, and Kim?
And Rinna's like, well, it's been a confusing time for me.
I mean, this all happened in the age of wordle.
There's a lot of word puzzles.
It's confusing letters are scrambled.
Gotta make a word of them.
You only get six tries.
I don't know.
It's just been confusing.
I'm all over the place.
I don't remember myself being all over the place so much.
I don't want to escape, Godet.
I just want to say, Lois passed away. Lois is dead, and RIP Lois.
Okay, so you're not going to have a reason for the Vanderpump to nees and Kim question.
Got it.
Just like, pour me, pour me, pour me.
Let's ignore that question, Andy.
And he does.
He's like, okay, well, you're talking to a therapist, right?
She's like, sure, Andy, wow to a therapist right? She's like sure and
Andy Wow God she's been a real help as she could you please say who it is? So we can all one star her ass on the yelp because I don't think she's doing a very good job
Okay, yeah, my needs yeah, so
So then Erica saying yeah, Lisa and I talked probably about Liz lowest and how much this affected her and this is hot
It's hot and Andy's like did she watch the show then what what what did he make of you?
Renunded like you've had some moments because she never judged me
She never said I can't believe you did that one thing. I'll tell you about my mom is that she never did that
She never made me feel bad or lesser than she just sort of tried
to forget all the terrible things I did on television just smiling about the good times.
Well, I know there are a lot of parents listening to this. Spank your children.
Okay. If you learn nothing from that answer, spank your children. So then we go to
to read, who cares?
I'm skipping the segment.
I hate her right now.
Right now.
There wasn't a Doreet segment.
This was the Sutton segment.
So it's like, now we're gonna Doreet segment.
It was just, she was gonna have the next line,
but I'm skipping over it.
Oh, I didn't even write that down.
So Andy is like, well, in the balance sheet of Sutton's life,
does her clumsiness get added to assets or liabilities?
So we see the whole like, Sun this season and Sun done a good job, does do a good job
of putting a foot in her mouth all the time.
And so Andy's like, well, lucky from box is Sutton acted differently to Dureet's home invasion
because of her past.
The story of her father committing suicide with a gun is our breaking. Of course, she'd be triggered by that. And Kyle's like, well, you
know, I didn't think of that at the time because like, you know, she was just
talking about a fresh designer. So I was like, it was like out of left field.
It was like, I mean, I don't know. It was like flip it, you know, and so
sudden goes, that was the worst thing I ever said in my life.
Motherfucker.
And it's truly the worst thing I ever said.
Well, the other worst thing I ever said was, hey, do you mind if my son works for your
vending machine company?
Because then my son went to work for vending machines.
And then when people said, what was your son doing?
And I said, he works for Vendon machines.
I realized how embarrassing that was.
That was pretty bad too.
But that was that part also one of the worst things I ever said.
Yeah, you know what?
Actually, I just thought of a worse thing I said.
It was when they re-did my kitchen.
And I said, yeah, I can wait for a giant refrigerator.
I can just suffer with this poor person's refrigerator.
That was the worst thing I ever said in my life I told myself that not good enough.
You want to fuck.
So Dread's like, well, gee, I'm glad to hear you say that
because I'm sure there are people who went through
traumatic events who still wouldn't react the way you did
and it was really, really hurtful.
Oh, okay.
So one second, like literally five seconds ago, you were patting Rina on the shoulder and
Loving how she used to traumatic vent and hurt her event in her life to be a complete asshole the entire season
But now you can't use Sutton's father shooting himself
She uses an excuse. What the fuck is wrong with these people? How do they get away with this? It's five seconds later
I know and
And it sounds like well, I can't stand that I said that I
Hate that day. I was one of the worst days. Actually, no the worst day was when
It was muddy and we had a luncheon and Joshua did not put down a tarp beforehand. That was the worst day
and Joshua did not put down a tarp before hand, that was the worst day. Will it was a hat for let her make?
Well, I mean that's why I'm sorry, and it's the worst thing I ever did to anybody.
It was a hat for me! I'm still in pain!
Okay, well, and I'm still. Sorry for that.
And you said that you regret it? I do.
Well, that's what I needed. I needed to hear it.
That's what I needed.
Shut up to read. Like, your one storyline is tired. I'm exhausted from your robbery.
Okay. My one note for that is I need more from the burglar. I need more charisma from the
burglar. I'm at tape. You're boring me. Okay. Well, Little Shop from Harers says it's so weird how
Kyle gets physical with people. The way she's pushing and bullying on sudden was disgusting.
You didn't like it when Brandy shoved you down the steps and then they just throw in
a bonus clip of Brandy shoving Kyle down those three steps.
Well, I'd also like to point out that happened because Kyle was doing that to her, grabbing
her and grabbing her arm and trying to do that turn her around thing.
She deserved that one.
And Kyle.
So here's Kyle's response.
You know, it's so crazy.
I just am that kind of person like like when I just was like talking to Garsell, I'll
do this.
I'll be like grabbing her and she was like, joke with me.
Like don't push me.
I'm telling you, I'm just having this joke where like I grab people and then I toss them
around back and forth side to side and we just like, I, it's just like an inside joke.
Like I totally did that with Jamie Lee, you know, and we just like, I, it's just like an inside joke. Like I totally did that with Jamie Lee, you know?
It's just like, well, my thing.
But Kyle, I mean, you do always,
no wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Because like she had a bruise on her arm when she got there,
and then people said that I gave her that,
which is totally not true.
She was, well, it wasn't a bruise that was actually makeup.
My point is I wasn't aggressive, okay.
And so I'm like, well, you did pull on me quite hard.
And then you jumped directly onto Diana's side
You didn't even help me at all and and he's like okay even sentence losing the
The directions Kyle stop shaking me Kyle stop shaking me. I'm trying to ask you the next question
Kyle stop like son. I'm trying to help you here, but I also didn't believe your miscarriages remember that she is oh, yeah, and you did not my miscarriages
Yeah, and so it cost like and I apologize for that and
That was making about herself or was it was that something just trying to relate and to make it about to set this all
Wait shut up. You're answering someone else's question. There's no more making it about yourself than that, Doreet.
Okay.
White Bound.
Yeah.
And Kyle's like, well, I get now that you were trying to relate
to her, that's why I call, you know, first thing.
And I said, I'm so bad.
I'm so, I feel so bad.
I'm so embarrassed.
I don't remember everything.
And I apologize.
And I don't, I don't think you ever would make something like that up
Even though you do have a history of making up so many things
Stop shaking me motherfucker. I get your point. Okay, apologies
That's why I called you first thing after I got tweets calling me in a soldier in a terrible human being
And I'm said I'm sorry that people on Twitter found me to be in the wrong just so embarrassed
And I'm sorry that people on Twitter found me to be in the wrong just so embarrassed And so Andy's like whoa Garth tell the sudden doom does sudden make things about herself and Garth
Like I mean sometimes
And then it cuts to Rina looking at Erica like
Cracks cracks in the foundation the truth is coming out
foundation the truth is coming out
So then their silence and Andy's like so why is something the liability Erica and she's like
Basically, Sutton is doesn't understand I cloud, which is why I sell this down on the group text. He's trying to see the surgery.
So, it sounds like, well, I think the same thing can be said about all y'all.
And he's like, well, Lisa Rinna, do you think Erica is a liability to you?
I mean, you look out for her even more than Garsell for a sudden.
And Garsell's like, yeah, I've never ushered a sudden out of a party to protect
sudden. That's for sure.
And Erica goes, yeah, well, she has. So we're all different, all right?
Yeah, but the point is you're attacking her for standing up for her friend, but it's okay when you do it.
Like, Eric exactly.
Exactly.
Like, does she even hear herself?
Like, Eric is going to pull a Teresa Jude ice and end up getting herself in so much more trouble
just because she's too stupid to understand what's going on.
You know what I mean?
And Crystal's only like, words to life.
She's like, well, the four of them, they protect each other just as much, if not more,
than what they're saying about the two of them, which, by the way, is true.
And then Rinna gives this face like, oh, like, like, that's rich, that's rich.
I'm like, you, Erica just admitted that like,
Rinne, I trust you out of part.
We've seen it, like, why are you giving me
the that's rich face?
I don't want the, that's rich face.
It's so true.
So Garsell's like, they do, they do, they do.
I love a three, a three repeater from Garsell.
And there's no denials, by the way.
It's not like everyone gets up in arms.
You don't see call Richards getting,
you know, when call Richards feels like something is wrong,
she's like, no, you have to be honest about that.
You can't just say those things.
You can't just do that.
No, Kyle Silent.
Kyle doesn't say anything.
So, Satan, you knew on what happens live
that you were throwing dynamite out about Elton John and she's like,
well, I had no idea it was going to explode in such a spoon in the microwave kind of a way,
which you know that really does make microwaves explode. Sorry Kyle, like explains the kitchen.
I did pay for it now. So I did. And so she's like, it was not meant to hurt Lisa and Harry just humiliating them.
And Andy goes, well, Twitter account called Kathy Hilton's notes said, son, Rina has shown
you through her words and actions that she doesn't like you.
Why are you going to realize that she's just not your friend?
And when it's like, oh, that is not true.
Okay, we'll have another question.
This one is from a Twitter account called Amelia Gray
from Smells Like Poop.
Oh, God, sorry, am I allowed to say that?
Right, it says you obviously hate sudden scuts.
So lots of questions about it.
She's like, what?
Hate, I do not hate her.
And Andy says, and Sutton, do you believe that she's like well?
I'm just not sure why you hate me so much
Why do you what do you hate me so much and we're gonna go I don't hate you listen
We've had some moments and I know you've had some moments with me. I've had some moments with you
But I don't hate anyone like wow so you're gonna go for the I don't hate anyone. Like wow, so you're going to go for the I don't hate anyone thing.
That's yeah.
And sounds like, well, you're pretty brutal with me all season.
And he goes, yeah, she did seem like you're punching back.
I mean, it's well, he did piss me up for sure.
He did.
And it sounds like what even after weeks after filming on your Instagram,
you were coming after me.
You never stopped. And when it goes, well, it was a rough it was a rough season it was a rough
season oh and let's say I did yeah what I would I went through it was very rough
because of what I went through and first of all you know that Rina is so guilty
on this Elton John thing of just being a big fat liar because she doesn't
scream and yell about Elton John tickets because she would be having a fucking cow. But now she's making it like, what I don't hate anybody.
So here is what they're talking about. Lisa Rinna, this was when, I don't even remember
what was going on, but here's the tweet or the Instagram comment. Rinna says, oh yeah,
that's right. Sutton worked her ass off to have the money she has. Laughy face.
Takes a gold digger to no one.
And hey, more power to her.
But however you get your cast just own it, baby.
And then Sutton wrote, Now Lisa, you know that I've known
my ex since we were kids.
Don't be doing this.
And then Lisa Rinna wrote, So if he's not paying you monthly,
what then you'd be in the same spot as Erica.
Ha, ha, ha, ha. be in the same spot as Erica.
Vile. It's pretty gross.
So so Rinna's like, yeah, it was a tough season.
Lois, Lois, Lois.
And I would like to wrap up by saying Lois.
And Sun's like, well, just, you know, I don't consider you a friend.
I'm just, okay, okay.
And she and sounds like, how can I I'm gonna say, okay. Okay.
And she sounds like, how can I?
It's like, okay, well, Candy from Grush says,
Rinnah's behavior turned sudden
at the wine tasting was obnoxious and embarrassing,
especially since we just saw her accept
some zipology at lunch.
Hey, that lunch looked like it was really fun
between the two of you guys.
And sounds like, yes, it was.
And, you know, Rinnah, I did talk to you a lot,
you know, I talked to you a lot when your mom was in hospice.
So, you know, when I'm getting yelled at over and over,
I mean, does she not remember?
I was a good friend, like I was there, like you,
you know, I was a dead horse, okay?
I was like, I turned into glue.
You were beating a dead horse into glue.
So much glue, glue from a horse.
This is an obviously understandable
analogy for everyone here, correct? I was giving glue to all the horses in LA. That's how
that's how bad the horse has gotten beaten. And there's a really long pause and said,
because I need an apology. And then, Rinne goes, I'm very, very sorry that I did that. She talks
this really deep voice and said, but it's a pattern.
And Rinne says, I understand, but I'm talking to you right now.
And I took it out on you.
Lois, Lois. Lois, Lois, I'm sorry that Lois, Lois, Lois,
anger, sadness about Lois, fear of Lois and Lois, Lois.
I hope you accept it, but I know you all know that I'm sorry, Lois, Lois, Lois.
And, Rinne, because wait a minute, can I ask something?
I don't understand the ineligy about the glue.
Uh, they make glue out of horses.
It doesn't even make sense.
Sources are made of glue.
It's their hooves, their motherfucking hooves that turned that into glue, you know,
then how come when they walk they don't stick to the road? Well, it has to be processed. It's
processed in a factory that like a pringle got it sort of, but like imagine that pringle was liquid
and that liquid was not potato, but glue. Can PK eat it? Well, I don't know if he should eat it, but technically
he can. So yes, got it, got it. Can it take steam? Have you heard of this?
Goose glue potato chips. So again, Rinat gets totally off because the question was about
this awful calling her a gold digger. A, does she think she's a gold digger?
And B, having that whole apology at lunch that she just pretended never happened.
Like why don't, why doesn't Rina actually have to answer any fucking questions?
Why?
She's smart.
I mean, she's smart.
She knows how to like sneak on out of them.
You got almost in a weird way.
You have to give her credit.
So my question isn't even about Rina, it's to Andy.
Why doesn't she have to answer anything?
Are you not noticing?
She's literally answering no questions.
Howler.
Yeah.
So Andy is like, well Lisa,
I spoke with you about this many times,
your social media is disastrous.
We talked about it.
We have no impulse control.
You make so much trouble for yourself.
You post something and you want about me to delete it.
A week or two ago, you posted,
oh, I'm never going to post about the housewives again,
which is against the contract.
And then you ask me,
are you posting about the reunion?
What's the comment?
Text messages.
I mean, wow!
Well, there's something about being imp impulsive and I just texted PK Glue and he sent me the
picture of a Sunday with glue put on top of it and phenox.
As a dopamine rush when you eat a glue Sunday that's dopamine.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's dopamine and air kills.
It's a dopamine ha!
Yeah dopamine. Dopamine. Dopamine. Dopamine. Dopamine. Dopamine.
I have a question, Andy. Why are we talking about mean doaps right now? I feel like that's just not the tone we should be having.
I mean, it's worse than calling it a dope the C word, didn't it? Really at the end of the day.
I don't like using the M word. Mean. Am I going to get bleeped out by saying that?
So Andy's like, so you like all the attention?
I do. I love it. I love the attention.
And he's like, but even when it's negative, she goes,
well, my one is negative. I mean, I like it.
It sets off the same receptors.
And then Andy's like, well, it gives me anxiety.
I mean, you post some things and I'm like,
what are you doing? I mean, blaming production for things.
Don't you think that's like,
this is your time to apologize to production?
Okay, so you're trans.
She's like, your production, lowest, lowest, lowest, lowest.
Then we see screenshots of what he's talking about
and she accused a producer on their show
of hiring the bots against Garsell and then telling them off for
not giving Lois enough time, which I presume is why the show was re-edited in the past
three weeks and then there was some Lois crying added in there.
And he's like, Andy is like, well, why not call someone in production and say, hey, I'm
really upset. I'm sure everyone in production is like, thanks, Andy. We don't get called
enough from these ladies.
And she's like, well, I don't know
when I'm doing something when I do it.
I mean, I don't even know what to do.
I want to express myself, and I express myself,
and then I get in trouble.
And she's like, come on, Rana.
She goes, I don't know I'm doing anything.
Come on, Rana.
Well, sometimes you do, because like, oh,
and I make my eyes like this.
Oh, so you know then.
And she's like, listen, I'm in post-save.
We all know I'm a working progress.
Hey guys, you hear it every season, at least 10 times.
So let me just say I'm a working progress.
Ha ha ha.
He's, and she's like, I'm gonna get better.
And then he goes, well, you know that's in your control.
And she's like, I know that.
I'm just gonna get better.
Just give me a chance.
Give me a chance.
And he's like, how about giving up social media?
I was like, I tried. I tried. I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. I mean, if you can't dance and people can't see it,
do any music ever get played? Am I right, Andy?
If you're dancing in your living room, but it's not being filmed, will anybody realize
that you stole this whole stick from Goldie Haunted the first place?
You know what I'm saying, Andy?
So Andy's like, you know, and people are saying, from microaggressions to bullying, why
don't you just pause Ranna?
She goes, ha, put me on pause!
Put me on pause!
I don't care!
I don't care!
So then Andy says, so you also posted if Put me on pause, put me on pause, I don't care. Ha ha ha ha. I don't care.
So then Andy says, so you also posted,
if we fight with Garsell, we're all called races,
but that's bullshit I want to shut it.
And I'll express that stuff,
when and how and why I want to
and I'm not afraid of any of you,
I'll show.
That's true, I love that a show.
Love that, I was one of some of my greatest work.
Thank you, Andy.
Thank you.
So Garsell's like, okay, well, sometimes what is said
is perceived differently when it comes to us.
So therefore, if you're not around a lot of people of color,
just how we had our whole thing with the charity,
Me and Kyle, sometimes what you say
could have an undertone
of being racist, it could be considered a micro aggression.
So Crystal jumps in here, which I don't really blame her because she, you know,
it's been two years since the girl can't make her point, okay? She's trying really hard to make
this one point, but she's still not going to make, but she jumped in instead of Rina having to answer for a fucking
Michael aggression again.
I like the third time this reunion where Rina gets off scot free and it becomes about
something else.
I liked what Crystal had to say when she jumped in, but I also was, it was a bummer to
me that Garsell's point didn't really get to come to fruition vis-a-vis Rina.
So that being said, Chris was like, well, that's how I felt.
I felt my original conversation with Son is how I felt.
And I now know that's not her intention, but that was the impact and that was how I felt.
And I like Garcell's response because Garcell goes about what?
Because Chris tells like piggybacking off the good point
that Garcell made to go make another point
that Garcell's not with because she was trying
to call Sutton racist, right?
Right.
So, Kyle's like, well, I think that's a little different though.
And Crystal goes, you gotta stop Kyle.
You gotta stop.
No, actually you have to stop.
You have to stop.
By the way, I don't know if you agree, if people agree or disagree with Crystal, I think we can all agree that was very fun to stop. No, actually you have to stop. You have to stop. You have to. By the way, I don't know if you agree.
If people agree or disagree with Crystal,
I think we can all agree that was very fun to hear her say,
you've got to stop Kyle.
Yeah.
So she's like, yeah, Kyle's like,
her tongue's going left and right.
Right, it's going crazy.
And the crystal's enough.
Enough, Kyle.
Enough.
Kyle's like, no, you have to stop.
You have to stop.
You have to stop.
And Crystal goes, this is my experience.
So, well, actually you said something that didn't exist.
Like, okay, Kyle.
Kyle, I just, I'm not, I'm just not here to co-sign Kyle
as the, as our reliable witness for whatever happened
with Sutton and Crystal.
I'm not co-signing Kyle.
I'm not.
She has a terrible track record of remembering things.
And also I kind of feel like as the white lady
in that conversation, like if there was a microaggression,
it's Kyle is not gonna be necessarily the one
that's gonna pick up on it.
And now here's the thing because for this,
of course, I don't like Kyle.
And so of course I'm on Crystal's side
because I love watching her finally yell at Kyle
because Kyle is in asshole.
But I'm still anti-ristal as far as the whole
She did go say oh when when Andy said but she apologized for that thing and you guys work pass it
She did say well she said something way worse before that so she did do that
You know, so I can't be on crystal side for that
But for this overarching argument right now
I'm definitely on Crystal
side because it's so fucking funny.
So she's like, I was expressing my experience and Carl says, no, you said something that
didn't exist.
And she goes, it did exist.
And she made a public apology to me, just as you made a public apology to Garsell.
She made a public apology to you for something else.
And then you said there was something worse, right?
Just to keep it even.
So Carl goes, well, this wasn't a clean situation like that.
And Crystal says, well, it doesn't have to be clean
like yours, Kyle.
Okay, it's about how you experience it.
She goes, no, calm your tips.
Yeah, I think, oh, I thought she said common sense,
but I think you're right.
I think it was calm,
because that makes more sense, like,
calm your tips.
Yeah, that makes more sense.
And then Crystal's like, you don't understand sense, like, hundreds of hits. That makes more sense. And then, Crystal's like,
you don't understand anything Kyle
until you experience it enough, which is so true.
That is so true.
And Kyle goes, I'm telling the truth.
And, Crystal goes, but this is my truth.
You don't understand it and you never will.
And that's who you are.
And Kyle's like, that's not true.
It's 100% true.
It's so funny.
And she's, I love, now this is where I was totally 100% crystal.
When she said, you only sat down and said,
sorry to Garsell because you didn't want to get in trouble.
And that's the truth.
Which is, you know, that was the truth.
And she goes, that's actually not true.
We had a very nice conversation.
And then it goes, well, I think you guys are talking
about two different things.
You're talking about the experience that you felt and she's talking about the dark
comment that was made.
So it's two different things.
And Tureka, now I have to ask something.
Do either of you think that anyone on this stage is glue?
I have a question. That's not what glue is. What people say I'm rather your glue, whatever I say, bounces off me and sticks to you.
Are they talking about horses?
I'm so confused now.
I don't want to get a whole stock to me, it's just forgiven me opinion.
I have a question, when you're playing that basketball game horse, are you actually just manufacturing glue?
It's all very confusing to me now.
If you can ride a horse and horses are glue, can you ride glue?
Can cowboys be used in place of glue?
Because you can ride a horse, ride a cow, save a horse and ride a cowboy. I'm confused.
But my real question is, are we racist?
And if we are, can we still use glue?
They're like, my God.
So, Garcels like, no, no, I don't know.
We don't think anybody's racist or whatever.
And, oh, go ahead.
No, as you can say, then Erica says, like, well, you know,
the thing is the conversation
has changed generationally.
I mean, your intentions aren't bad.
It's just that things have changed and it's subtle, but the consequences are big.
I was like, thanks, Erica, for weighing in with a sentence that has a lot of words and
means nothing.
Thank you.
Well, it means the conversation around racism has changed, but when you call somebody racist,
it can ruin their life. In other words, like,
what we're doing that's racist is one thing, but we need time,
but to call us out on it can ruin our lives.
It's a very eric a thing to say.
And with a thing that still drives me nuts about this whole thing, okay?
I kind of want to put like the weather or not,
there was something dark said to the side.
Like I truly believe, and I think we've said this before,
I truly believe that ultimately, you know,
when it was brought up initially,
Crystal was like, oh yeah, that was a dark conversation.
Like Darcell said, you were ready to say,
to come down on her heart,
and she's like, well, it was a dark conversation, whatever.
And then they're like dark, what'd she say?
What'd she say?
What'd she say?
And then I think that Crystal kind of got walled in, because I think ultimately it was like
sudden probably said something tome death, or there was probably a microaggression.
She didn't want to go back to that place, because last year, when she said, I felt violated,
they harped on it for a week after week after week.
And she knew that if she said, oh, this is what sudden said, that then be like, why would
you say that? Why would you say that she said that?
Why would you say that?
Sutton did she say that?
She knew it would just be that,
but in like a, in a worse area.
And so she's like, I don't wanna go back and talk about it, right?
And then they just keep harping on it,
harping on it, why don't you say it?
Why was so dark?
Why don't you say it?
Why don't you say it?
So now she does say what it is.
It almost feels like whatever she felt was dark,
it was like that was it.
That was it because they hyped it up so much. And the reason why I'm just sort of bringing
this all up again is that if Eric had said, oh, oh, I just had a conversation with the
Reatives, it was pretty dark, you know, but I don't want to get into it. They would just
move on. But it's not insinuating racism. That's the big difference. Crystal had already
gotten over this thing with Sutton and they said you got over it
Why are you still talking about it? And she said well, we had a conversation before that and she said something even worse than that
So they're saying well, what is it because this was all about race. So she's making it sound like
Sutton said something really racist like you guys just know the kind of racist thing what Sutton said was
Really racist and then when ambiastor about it, she goes yeah like you guys just know the kind of racist thing. What Seth and said was really racist.
And then when Ambi asked her about it,
she goes, yeah, it was worse.
And she kept flip-flopping back and forth.
So to me, Crystal dug her own fucking grave on that one.
I, well, I just think that, well, first of all,
it was Garstall who even unearthed it.
Because Crystal wasn't talking about anymore.
Whatever it was, I'm just saying, I don't,
if Erica had said, the read had said something problematic. And it was pretty dark, just saying I don't, if Erica had said, the Readehead said something
problematic and it was pretty dark, but we had, we talked about it. They would leave it alone.
At the end of the day, this is sort of like separate from Crystal Dicking her own grave. The point
is that they were not going to be content until they really nailed Crystal to the wall. I think
that if you had a similar situation, if Dereet had said something problematic,
and Erica or Rina said,
oh yeah, he was pretty dark with Dereet said,
but we had a conversation, and we sorted it out,
and we're good now.
I don't think Kyle would ever have this energy for that.
That's what my point is.
So then now it's time for the next segment.
So he's like, okay, here's what's gonna happen everybody.
We're gonna do one more package.
We're gonna have a break and then Kathy's coming in fun, fun, fun.
And Garth says like, I'm drinking.
I don't give a fuck.
Come on, let's have a drink.
Yeah, so Kathy arrives and you think it's like,
don't, don't, it's inception. Wow, wow, that she gets out of her car and it's like, don, Kathy Hilton.
Rhett has pepng herself up.
She's like, just have to tell the truth.
All I have to do is tell the truth,
and that's all there is.
Rhett has like pacing back and forth
in front of a rust dress for less
muttering to herself and pointing at the sky
with a plastered grocery bag over her head.
Like, just have to truth.
I'm just gonna tell the truth.
I still have to do, tell the truth. Just walking back and forth have the truth. I'm just gonna tell the truth. I have to do tovajoo just walking back and forth to the camera. Would you be so nervous if that's,
if that was really all you had to do, Rina. But finally we're gonna get some Kathy Hilton
in here. Oh yeah. And the previews for next week. I forget what Kathy said. Kathy said something
I was like, yeah, Kathy. And I don't remember what it was, but that's where my emotion was.
Well, after two hours of Rina, she could pretty much say anything and get the audience cheering for her, you know?
Yeah. Oh, yeah, it was Kathy saying, weren't you the one who was saying, you're right. You're right. I could say the same thing.
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