Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Sutton Impact

Episode Date: April 30, 2020

Sutton continues to shake up Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in the best way, affording us one of the funniest episodes in ages. Basically, she makes Teddi cry at Kyle's dinner party, and we all rejoice. But it's really a drunk, stoned Mauricio who steals the show (not to mention Faye Resnick captivated by an edible flower). Also major props to Aaron, whose conspiracy theories about nuclear energy, cancer, and his ACL elevate this hilarious dinner party. Fun fact: you can watch us recap this episode with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-1215-36582693 See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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So on Crappin's On Demand, it will be at 630 Pacific time. That's 930 Eastern time. We'll be covering the real house of New York City. Guy. Yeah, that's going gonna be super fun. We're doing that because this weekend, we were supposed to be in Asbury Park, and then also we were supposed to be in DC

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So you definitely want to come and be a part of that. So that's in about 10 days. So come join us. Yeah. And today is real housewives of Beverly Hills day. Yeah. Wow. This episode, this episode to me summed up everything about the real housewives of Beverly Hills.

It captured every quality about it. I actually really enjoyed the episode, but it also reminded me of why this show does not pop for me the same way as it does as New York does. And I'll get to why. I'll get to it. I'll get to it. Yeah, they're so different.

Shockingly. They're both real house. Yeah, but they're so different Yeah, I mean, I'll just say it. I guess you know the big big thing the set piece of this episode was this dinner party um, and you know When Aaron is telling doing his whole crazy spiel which we'll get into the woman of just staring at him like oh I was like, okay, but if it was New York, they'd be peppering him with questions, they'd be saying you're crazy, or they'd be saying, I agree, I once had this thing

where this happened to me, and it would be like a non-stop cavalcade of comments, and here they just stare and go, mm, I'm like, and that right there is actually, I feel like one of the fundamental differences between this show in New York, and unfortunately what makes New York better. Yeah, fundamental flaw, if you will.

Yeah. So. But that being said, I thought this episode was really funny. Yeah, I mean, you have to judge them on different great, you know, different levels, right? It's like really judging. Yeah, I'm stuck there. It's like, you have to, you have to have the cap to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in judging, you know. It's like golfing with somebody who's just not that great at it.

And that's the shame because Beverly Hills is one of the best. It's always been one of my favorites. And I think it's getting back some of its luster this year. And maybe it's just because it's fresh, and I'm enjoying it more, but I'm still really enjoying it. But I can't compare it to real housewives. You just can't do that. If we did that, then we just never be able to watch hot swaps again, you know?

That's true. That's true. I think it's because I feel like I see so much potential in Beverly Hills and I'm like, I'm like, say something, people, say something. Anything. Well, we open with PK and Doreet and PK is in the pool on FaceTime, you know, as PK does.

And she's like, BABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABAB Working in the booooopeeeky! Work! Babe, babe, I'm making some extremely important decisions from my hot tub. Am I going to have a hot dog for lunch? Am I going to have a burger? Babe, making the important decisions. Which bills will I avoid paying this month, babe? Alright. Who's going to come after us harder? The electric or the tele?

Alright, that's what I'm trying to decide, babe. babe and she's like one of us needs to work babe yeah one of you should at some point work in fact I'd love to see that can't wait yeah that would be nice and then we have this random shot of Reno walking I think I think she was on her property and she's just walking and then finds a cell tower. And she's like, are you kidding me? How the hell did this get here? I'm like, well, the Simpsons really did do everything first because that happened on the Simpsons. Like now life is really like the fact that even Lisa Rinna's life has happened on the Simpsons. That's pretty amazing. I thought they were inserting a little modern drama in there. Like a 5G South power

What the heck? I just like how she's so surprised that like a like she somehow missed the fact that an entire tower was installed on her property Are you kidding me? How are you tower? How are you? I'm gonna dress it up in a duster Mr. Verizon's just sitting in the office watching QVC like all right boys. She's on the air You tower how are you? I'm gonna dress it up in a duster Mr. Verizon's just sitting in the office watching QVC like all right boys. She's on the air. Let's do it now do it now She's making a So then more you sit home setting up balloons for cows big return from Halloween for cows big return from Halloween the film.

Yes, which by the way, she's not even done filming it, but she's like, oh yeah, let's make sure the house looks all beautiful for, you know, for God coming home right now, like maybe Camille, you can come over and help out, Camille, maybe you can, we can go put up some balloons right now in the corner, but then I can put up the balloons, you know, because of the lens and the, yeah, and the corner, but then I put up the balloons, you know, because of the lens and the, yeah,

and the corner, it's kind of nice. It is nice look and, you know, it's a really good part of him stuff. Devastating. I always forget what she says right there. What did she say? Upsetting. So, setting.

I always say devastating. Marisa was like, hi, this entire episode. Marisa, you look like a drug problem. Okay, guys, I know that we all want to say, you know, marijuana, it's legal. It's not a drug. It's not addictive. No, I know it's no crack. Okay, I'm not saying it's a crack, but I don't remember my 20s at all.

I've been doing a lot more things. Okay. I'm just saying that Marisa is going to be 500 pounds in about five minutes. And never be a Broadway musical star. Yeah, I said. Oh, you never know. So by the way, some Mariso has bought all these balloons for Kyle. That's a welcome home Kyle.

And the Kyle is written in Gather font. And I was like, I am so triggered. And of course, Kyle would want her name and gather font, of course. Of course, of course. so and I'd like to think his mr. Scott here that's yeah I need some of them for Kyle you know make sure they're gather font stupid yeah yeah make sure they're in a cliche annoying font thank you not comic science we're not at that point yet but you know yeah gather font that's good yeah he's like, mama, welcome home, mama, welcome home.

Mama. And Kyle tries to give us this sob story and she's like, you know, it took me a really long time to be comfortable in my new mansion, you know, because then we see a flashback of how they were burglary and stuff. And she's like, but being away for so long, filming a movie, a feature film with Jamie Lee Curtis, anyone.

Give me such big appreciation about my home. Wow, who would have thought I would only take booking a feature film to get appreciation for my mansion? It was really nice being comfortable here now. I just can't wait to cuddle up on the couch with my used to be on a yard blanket. Oh, that's pretty much so good. I just can't lie on my head on this pillow that I want stole from the set of Little House on the Prairie. We should call it Little House on the Prairie minus one throw pillow because it's here in my mansion now, because I was on that show.

So it's like, all right, all right, tell me the guest list of this party. We're having for 16 people. She's like oh first I need to kiss on the lips from this dog How does Lisa do it again? Let me do it. Let me do it like this I need to kiss pooh comes and schnukums first kiss poocoms and schnukoms first. Cubics and Pino need my attention. So then meanwhile Erica she heads over to her vocal coach his house and this this poor sweet man he is like very excited to be on camera. He put on a blazer. He painted on a beard. I was gonna say that all out.

He took a fucking eyelash pencils with that beard too. You know he did. Oh yeah, no, that was a full on like Mr. Magneto, whatever that thing was, where you take the magnet, magnet shavings and you put them on the guy's face when you're in the pen. He was like, it was like on there that line was, that was a severe beard line going on there. Yeah, he's like, um, welcome, Erica. Now I love this because this is a flashback scene to Erica's first season. When she went to vocal coaching, it will never leave the watch that grappons cammin ever. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa So it's a flashback to that and here we are. Now all these years later look guys all you have to do is your vocal warmups and then you two get me out the room.

Why the fuck Yeah, this guy's like okay, it's like all right Erica What I'm gonna need you to do is stick your tongue all the way out and close your eyes and then jump on one foot and then spin around in a circle. He's like, oh, good. She's like, great. That will distract everyone from my beard. I mess it up today. Thank you.

Um, so she's like, he's like, all right, let's start it from the top, Erica. She's like, oh, wow. The blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah blah is licks of gullible rocks. And as she sings, he's mouthing all of the words. And he is totally the queen of the piano, who will just not let you get through a fucking song.

It's like he's living out his dream by being behind the piano, you know? Yes, like every piano bar I've ever been to. And so I would do it better. I would be better than anyone. everybody's lip size gonna be Eric The name on everyone's beard is gonna be Eric So he's like hey Can you remind me can you remember the first time that you sang and you thought man that was good

I felt good about that. She's like, I can do one better. I could tell you about the first time I said it. I felt like shit about myself. And then they show, first of all, before we even get in the flashback, we then just see this picture of like little Erica in this yellow dress with that little hat. And like this, I don't know what you call it.

It looks like a tutu, but it's like a non-a-tutu. It's like a dress that goes like very horizontal. And she's like, she's like, blah, blah, blah, she's like, you know, I don't give a damn. So, this is Eric. I'm going to talk about myself.

Season. So every time she says anything, we see a picture of her, you know, being young and traumatized apparently. Carefully. Cause he's like, so did it feel good? No, it felt bad. I was on the sixth grade and I had to go up and sing a song and I was getting to a high part and so I went up into my head and boy I said I, it was real high

but I didn't, I was so good at it and then I hear a laugh from the back of the crowd. It was my mom. Were we raised by the same person because that's amazing This sounds like a Ronnie's story like I'm not working at a bowling alley and once a 10 sitting hot dogs at the Paso Paso Reno's Like wow wow as like no, do you want a podcast? Wow, I was like, no. Do you want a podcast? Yeah, she's like, she's got my sock in, never left.

And you're like, okay, okay, honey, okay. So any good memories to talk about? I remember a good time. A time bottle's cried because my mother traumatized me in the sixth grade. But I was like, I have a bitch. Not bitch. Well, here's the thing with my mother.

She was tough. She was competitive. She was critical. She was evil. She was hateful. She was miserable. She was a nasty nasty woman. She threw pebbles at homeless people with step-on pigeons. Took a chainsaw to a national monument once, but she always told you the truth. Going in for that one and he's like so any good memories? He's like, my mouth is a goddamn mouth. Sir Eric, what morning, what's up, buddy? Motherfucker, play the song.

And this time, try not to laugh at Queen. You got some of your beard on the back of your hand, by the way. Just explained so much about Erica. And this is always what I've thought about Erica. I think Erica has like a severe resentment. Obviously, mommy issues, okay? And she hates older rich lady, like older snotty ladies who Erica feels like

she's not as good at, like Vanderpump, you know, that was always like some weird, deep-seated mommy thing that she always hated Vanderpump. And now we've got Sutton who is doing basically, I love that they got someone to trigger Erica in the exact same way as the lady she just got off the show. Yeah, I honestly do not know why Sun is not a full-time housewife. I know you said last week that is because her ex wouldn't allow that.

I guess they're kids on the show or something, but like, Sun hadn't, like, needs a diamond now. I think this should be the first season where someone gets a diamond mid-season. Like, I do not know. And I know there are people who like, I hate sudden. Sudden is the best thing to happen to this show in years, in years. Okay. She is the way she is triggering these women, the way she is just so oblivious to everything she says and does, the way she's so rich and baddy is perfect. And terrible. Like she's terrible. Terrible. Terrible. Terrible. Terrible. Terrible. Yes. So yeah, perfect. Yeah,, like she's terrible. Terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible,

terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, so yeah, perfect. Yeah, perfect. So next up we're at Yard Bird and I just wrote, oh my god. This is so Teddy. Well, Yard Bird is also this is the third time in a week that we've been in Yard Bird.

Okay, we were there for, that's where Stasian Bo-Gon to fight with Kristen. That's where Vita's engagement or retirement party was. now here we are the trifecta Beverly Hills is here at Yard Bird and it's Rina and Teddy and they are having cocktails and I'm running inside of the car has such a Rina wage goes hello just so Rina so Teddy's like I've never eaten here before I think Sutton will like this place cuz she's southern right? Oh You're southern too right Teddy I'm asleep

Just kidding Teddy. I'm just fucking with on tired. I'm with Teddy for lunch Just kidding So Ridd is talking about how Amelia's home from New York and Just kidding, Teddy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So it's so good having these conversations with other parents. I'm like, okay, I'm obviously anytime you start off a conversation. I start off a line like that. I'm like, done. I'll see you in the morning because I disagree with Lisa Rina. I mean, I know when my folks made me stay in Los Angeles, it was a good thing. You know, but you can't tell someone how to parent.

You're so going to tell their how to parent. And I can't believe I kind of agree with Teddy. I mean, you know, I feel like every parent, you know, I bet you about my parents all the time because like it's my hobby. Don't try and take that away from me. But, you know, if I fell down and I got hurt and I said, Mom, I got hurt, you'd say, Oh, really? And then pinched my arm and say, which hurt worse? You know, it's like, that's what you do. You know, you build the scat. You move. I'm on my mind, the money. You move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move more than just like, ugh, this is hard or whatever. And I just don't think being like half in college, half in the modeling industry and in New York

is I think she needs to have like a recalibration at home and then decide, am I going to school or am I modeling and hopefully it's school. So, it's not different. It's not different. No, I was like, hopefully it wouldn't waste for God damn years learning things. Celebrity beef. You never know if you're just going to end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellaside.

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I'm so sorry. I heard that there was a super annoying person inside this restaurant. So I waited as long as I could before I to come in and what were you guys talking about? I'm so sorry guys I was on my way here and I told my car car take me to lunch with Teddy and it just fell asleep right there in the road Saying how that happened and Renn is like sudden. Thank you so much those giftbacks Thank you so much, those gift bags. Teddy's like, I could not even handle those. And apparently, Sutton got her friends amazing things in their gift bag.

She got them were really expensive purse. It was worth like $2,000 or something. Yeah, exactly. And it was like this cool clutch that had like a glove on it and everything. So, so Rinda loved it and stuff. And Sutton's saying like, you know, it's just so great. Like I love being around women who have their businesses who are business women like I am and stuff.

And then Rina goes, Teddy, why don't you tell a sudden about your very successful business, very, very successful. I was like, is Rina trolling Teddy? I could not tell. Yeah, yeahlling Teddy? I could not tell. I could not tell. So when I came into this, like, let's fuck with Teddy now. Like this whole season, I'm loving it.

So she's, Teddy's like, well, when I met, when I met these girls, I had 40 clients. And now I have over 100,000 streams. Did she say streams? I think she said 10,000 lives changed, but I could have also been, you know, like, not really listening because I was Teddy. Oh, maybe, I don't know.

Yeah. So when we come out of it, something's like, well, what time do we need to be at this thing, Neema Bob that you're singing next week? I mean, this. And Teddy's like, you guys, anytime you want, anytime you want, which is annoying because sometimes some of us like being told Give us the time because you'll be mad when I show up late, you know, yeah, and something's like Well you will like I don't even care if you come

So remember that that was funny That was I'm coming so I hope you give a shit and we're just like What if you're the only one sudden like what if you're the only one son What if you're the only one who's dumb enough to go all the way down to the good and the beach to watch Teddy on a on an elliptical Well hilarious What I'm saying is that I hope you want me there if I'm gonna come and she's like um It's not that I don't care. It's just but I wouldn't say to you. I don't care if you come I don't know that that I wouldn't say to you, I don't care if you come. I don't know that that's the right approach with girl.

Her eyes are always like, they're so icy and they're like kind of squinting. Like she's just gonna, she's like squishing you the death with her eyes, you know? Like she is. Like watching her just pass silent judgment on Teddy and not that she's being silent but just that like through her eyes she is just belittling Teddy is just it's just so magnificent to watch it happen. And Teddy gets all offended you know and she's trying not to look like it but

she's totally offended and when it's like you know it's fun to wear out Teddy hot. Doesn't take much. That's a take a lot. You just hate past the butter and you'll get mad. So it's like, all right, a note card for you, Teddy. She's like, oh, a note card? She goes, yeah, saying, I'd love for you to come and look at this handwriting, not emailing a message, I.n.

Okay, this is a handwritten note card. All right, I would love you to come but if you can't come I would completely understand sincerely a woman much richer than I forgot I was writing as you Teddy or person sincerely a front-end make fun person a person who claims to work on the quote internet unquote here you are yeah I mean but claims to work on the quote, internet, unquote, he won't. Here you are. Yeah, I mean, but sudden is right. Like I understand if you want to throw an event and you're like, it's

totally chill, you know, I don't want to put any pressure, but if you guys want to come, you can come. But the way you say it is, Hey, love for you guys to come. If you can't make it, no pressure, we'll see you at the next one totally understand. But saying, Hey, I'm doing this whole big event Come anytime, but if you don't come I won't be offended. You know, it's kind of like It feels like a little aggressive, right? It feels like there's like something passive aggressive going on there, right? I mean no, I just know I think she's just like oh my god What if they don't you know, I don't think it's a big deal

I think they're just making it a big deal like Sutton's gonna have a fight with Teddy no matter what. Like she doesn't like Teddy. And Teddy is determined not to get mad at anybody no matter what. And it's just all blowing up in her face. And it's hilarious. Cause it's such a Teddy fight, you know? It's such a Teddy fight.

It's like, how did you write the email? I didn't like the way you responded to my email wall. I didn't like the way you wrote my email. It's like, it's like the office supply. But I think the only way, you know, it's like an office supply of fights, Teddy. But I think the only one who's invested in the fight really is Teddy.

And that's what's actually good about it. Because the other women are just like, oh, whatever, this is so stupid. Because I do think that Teddy's text was dumb. Like I think that she should've just been like, would love for you to come, but if not, I understand. Like just like Sutton said, I think saying, like going out of your way to be like, would love for you to come, but if not, I understand. Like, just like Sutton said, I think saying, like, going out of your way

to be like, I won't be offended, da da da da da da. Is like, there was something like, kind of, it's not about that. And I kind of agree with Sutton on this. Maybe that's just because I just love crazy rich lady. But like, honestly, I think I do agree with her. So Teddy's like, um, well, you're more sugar-coated than me and I'll just say I don't care. So, uh, I got you there.

And then Teddy tells us, um, I think that Sutton and I need different things from friendships. I need someone to be direct and honest with me and she needs someone who can cater and kiss up and beg and it's not gonna happen. Teddy, what the fuck are you talking about, you dope? She was just direct directed honest with you. She was, you could be more direct. She was, she really was. And honest.

She was, she just was with you. And you can't fucking take it. So please. She all she is is like aggressively direct. And I, but I love that sounds like I'm just teasing with you. But you should be happy that your friends are coming, okay? You know, but I am teasing, I'm teasing, but you should be grateful.

Yeah. I'm here but you should be grateful I got cake Austin hair up in the bar and hair arms. Yeah, look at that Ben's got some care in here. It's a good day for you to go off about manners and Ben's gonna call the police on Teddy for her So then Teddy's so then son's like no, I'm excited for you to do a whole a whole thing Whatever whatever it is that you still don't really know, actually, because I did do want to know about your business and all you told me is that you reached 10,000 labs. I don't even know what that means. But I'm excited, I'm excited.

And he's like, oh, okay, okay. I'm like, you know, just say thank you and say we'd love to see you there. No, Teddy, that's not how Teddy works. You piss Teddy off and then you're done. This is gonna be the rest of the season now. For this is Teddy's story line, she's not how Teddy works. You piss Teddy off and then you're done. This is gonna be the rest of the season now for this a Teddy story line. She's just been added so House, because telling the lady who's helping her set up Billy Jean King

She's like, um, do you like this T. Y. She is those are a little pedestrian. Yes. Oh my god. Can you dress her now? Seriously, please take her to the bank story now, okay? Let's see what else she can do We'll buy a wears Glenn wears Glenn so Yeah, so Dorit is she loves unsclaught so she's wearing this clutch that she got and PK will not be going to dinner tonight because of George George has something going on I'm like what is George? and PK will not be going to the dinner tonight. Because of George, George has something going on. I'm like, what is George,

what is Boy George doing that PK can't go to dinner at Kyle's house? Don't they call him boy? Well, they should call him George. She said, because George, because of George. But he's a George. So then someone says, oh, Kyle's,

Rinna's getting her hair done and her dresser's like, so are you vegan? She's like, no, I went vegan one time and my body broke down. I got a frozen shoulder. Then I killed a couple of cows, swallowed them down and I've never had a problem since. Murder all animals.

I need a baby if I could, honestly. Yeah. What's a frozen shoulder, by the way? I don't could honestly What's a frozen shoulder by the way I don't know she got a frozen shoulder Cuz she wasn't eating meat Never heard of anything like that. No web for each on our own journey. Okay, we really are So then meanwhile the party is about to begin and Marisa comes walking through the kitchen Like shirtless in a towel. He's like, aw, he's like, he's like so high.

He's like, oh, what's going on? What's going on, Kyle? He's like, um, don't you remember? There's like a party going on. He's like, oh really, there is. There's a party going on. She's like, yeah, Marie-Cio. He's like, oh, the agent's sweet.

No, no, there's a party happening now. He's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, God. Oh, I'm like, I'm pretty sure he was not joking. I think that he totally forgot. Yeah, it's actually a part. She's like, are you partaking? Why the camera's here? Yeah, she's like, are you partaking?

And he's like, listen, it's all about changing our mindset to where it needs to be. It's like, so your highest fuck. Also, you're walking around in a towel with all your staff around. Okay, Weinstein, K-Lo, Rent Weinstein. Maybe you go jerk off into a plant in your bedroom. Okay, it's like with all your staff around. Okay, Weinstein, K-Lo, Rent Weinstein, maybe you, go jerk off into a plant in your bedroom, okay?

Like a normal person. So now people start showing up, like Teddy and Edwin, of course, show up first. And then we see Kyle's outfit for the night. And she looks certifiably crazy. She looks like the Lorax, first of all. And like the Lorax meets Dallas Pageant. She has like the Lorax, first of all, and like the Lorax meets Dallas Pageant. She has like her hair up, but with like two hair fangs coming down, this like aggressive

makeup, like these cuts on his sleeves that are like the Lorax plants. You know the ones that the Lorax is trying to save, you know, they're like coming out of her hands. It's awful. This is Jury you're talking about? No Kyle. Oh Kyle, I'm fast forwarding so I can see the, see what she looks like. Oh, this is what a Kyle I remember.

Looks of all time. I met Mauricio in his towel. Gross, gross, gross. Oh yes, I didn't even notice Kyle's outfit. She's got feather clothes on her mouth. How could you not notice it? She's wearing like black leather pants, this puffy white shirt.

Her hair is done up in this crazy, matronly updo thing that hurt me down. And she has this collar. I mean, she looked like she aged yourself 20 years first of all in this outfit. And on top of that, it's just, it's so bonkers. I think it's an attempt at high fashion and just looked. It looks like she's growing a lot of arm here.

It looks like she's growing a lot of arm here and it's like coming out of her cuffs. Wish she's gross. It's just awesome. When Teddy gets out of her car, the driver opens the door for her and she goes, thanks, Maddie. Not as agile as I once would.

Okay, you're pregnant, Teddy. We get it, we get it. We put it in. Oh, God. And I'm only pointing that out because when it comes up later, she gets so offended. And this is why, Teddy.

Okay. Also, the driver doesn't really care if you're not as agile. The driver sees that you're pregnant, which is why the driver's helping you. You don't have to explain why you need to be helped. It's like, it's okay. It's not like they're passing judgment like oh

wow look at this one she needs to be helped out. So, um, Kyle, you know, everybody was over the bump and Doree comes in and she, Doree's just making random noises. She comes in and she goes, what? What are you saying? No! No! So they give kisses and then this is the now obligatory real housewives of Beverly Hill scene where the next five minutes is everybody saying, you look so cool, just I love your dress. Oh, your dress is so cool, yes you look so pretty. I love that dress where you get your dress. I love your dress.

Yeah, it's like the masturbation moment So then Rina comes in and she's dressing this like head to toe zebra print But that also sort of makes her look like a birch tree a little bit and so she comes in and Kyle goes Oh my god, I just ordered that soup. Be watch. Yeah, she's like She's trying to be like all mad and Rina's like Rachel so sent it to me like Kyle's like trying to play like, she's trying to be like, all mad and Rinna's like, Rachel so excited to me. Like Kyle's like trying to play it off. Like, oh my god, that's so funny.

I just ordered it. Kyle is livin'. She is furious. And we always say, keep an eye out. Watch how Kyle sizes up. Everyone else is close. Look how competitive she is with everyone's clothing. You know she called up Rachel Zo and yelled at her.

Well, she got her back on this because Rinna's like, well, Rachel Zo sent it to me. And I've already worn it so you could wear it now, Kyle. And Kyle tells us she goes, oh, now that I know it looks like a zebra, I'm good. I was like, oh, sure you are. I'm sure you are. So, so Denise, Denise comes in. She's, she's still sort of like in pain from her hernia. And she's saying, you know, I'll never forget when I was a kid and I literally sliced the

whole leg side of my leg open, bleeding and my mom had a cigarette in her mouth and a hose and she hose me down and she said, don't worry kid, you'll be fine. And I was eventually after about six years, you know, once the After Effects of gangrene kicked in, you know, but I was fine, I'm fine. Is this, is everybody on this story gonna tell my mother's stories and pretend that they're their own? Because now I'm getting triggered.

I'm like, wait a second. Yeah. Broke your arm, I'm just, I'm breaking, I'm busy. So Denise is, you know, Denise has hired everybody and and written it's like how'd you get a hernia? I mean how'd you get that Denise? Come on and call it's a whole what's not sure how right? So Sutton comes in with some guy named Michael. I don't know who that is. I guess her boyfriend or whatever Yeah, I don't know who he was. He just was there and she's like Hello, Tagalili, hi, Tiger Lily. Hi, Tiger Lily

Which is probably the most evil way you can enter a room. I feel like anyone who calls you a tiger Lily is up to no good And I loved it. She's so really she goes. I love these columns. They look like my columns in Georgia But there So new money version of my columns Georgia. Yeah, it's nice. We had how these columns have bangs. I don't know they could do that. So Kyle tells her, oh, because of course she looks fucking ridiculous. She looks like a Christmas tree. You know, one of those things you put around the Christmas tree on the bottom. Yeah, she's all balls and shiny stuff. She's a tinsel, you know. Yeah. And, but it's, and her dress has like letters on it and cause like does it say queen of love?

That is crazy Gugling it right now to see how much it costs so I can get one on Did Rachel Zoe make that did Rachel Zoe make that cuz she's not a lot in the South anymore So she's like is this coach or and something's like no, no this this thing is this is just ready to wear and and it's like, no, no, this thing, this is just ready to wear. And Rina goes, oh, look, it's coach, look, it's coach, test man. Which you know she means you look insane,

you know, so it has to cost too much money. And then, Satan's like, oh, everyone's gonna make fun of me for my ready to wear. Yeah, yeah, cause Rina's like, you know, Sutton's really into fashion. She's so into fashion and we see a flashback of Sutton and Rina in a kitchen and Sutton's like, well, I'm wearing my dulce and cabana and Rina goes,

you're out of it, cost a lot more than mine, dude. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, and Sutton goes, probably, I'm just guessing. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha So she's like my friends will make fun of me for when ready to wear I mean and Erica's like, well, what's wrong with the world later? You know you see Erica just starting to lose her shit She's not gonna like this lady Erica who talks at every season about well, I call this look about that, you know It's like all the sun is now like the defender of the common man is now like the defender of the common man. Like a fashion. Yes.

And Teddy's like, what does that mean? What does that mean? Red to wear. Of course, Teddy doesn't know what ready to wear. Yes, of course. And Rennie's like, we all, that's what we wear, Teddy. It's what normal people wear stupid. It's what we, well, not you.

OK, the we wear ready to wear. You wear dress bar and frost. No, we're wearing ready to wear Teddy, OK? We're wearing ready to wear. Hey, look, there's Faye Resnick. She's more like ready to warn. And Erica tells her, well, we've gotten ready to wear some people, some of us have cultures. Well, it doesn't matter. It does not matter. Okay, this new Erica. So, yeah, Faye comes in and Sutton goes up to her and she's like, you're so sweet. She gave me a birthday wish. Thank you so much. Was it for poor friends? Because I seem to have a lot of those lately. I'll have a champagne. Please love your waitress here.

So then Garcell shows up. Of course, Garcell looks stunning. And she has a very similar outfit to Kyle's in that, like like she's wearing a white top, like a white button down top and a black bottom and the even like Kyle, I think as Kyle's shoes are the same sort of like sparkle as Garsal's bag. But of course when Garsal walks in it she just looks like amazing so she walks in and Rinne goes, Hello! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha can go to sleep. So then some devil eggs are passed him. We're gonna go. What is this? What is this? What am I supposed to just eat this? It's a devil egg. And Kyle goes up to Garcell and it's like, oh my God. She starts to say we look like twins. She's like, we look like, look at us. Cause she's like, wait a second. I'm not gonna say we look like twins,

because she looks so much better than I do. Also, I'm white and she's black, and I feel like if I say we look like twins, I'm getting in trouble on Twitter for some reason. So I'm just gonna just say, we look like, look at you, look at you, wow. And we see, she's also very jealous that Garsell did it much better.

And then we see Aaron talking to some husband and he goes, yeah, you know what? You need to live up here for a second. You'll want to drink some tequila. God bless Aaron. God bless that man and his oversized blue Oxford. So it's time to go to the table and there's no assigned seating. And suns. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I'm saying? Girl says, there's no mean girls and Satan goes, uh-huh. And then everyone just stares at her. And she's like, well, I mean, I don't know.

I don't know. And Teddy goes, what? And then she goes, let's be honest. The reasons she wishes their name plate is because she can look around and see that her name is not next to my name. Ugh. Sick burn, Teddy.

Sick burn. Hi, I'm not next to Teddy. That's a Teddy. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Sick burn Teddy sick burn hi. I'm not a Teddy So then speaking of there being no mean girls Teddy is talking to Kyle right and she right next was setting Okay, certain turns her back and is talking to Rina and then Kyle yeah, or whoever would you read yes? Yes Yes, yeah, I'm like a Kyle such a shitster So go ahead. Yeah, so, yeah, some like a cow such a shitster. So go ahead. So yeah, so Kyle, so Kyle's like, oh, um, so, uh, so how was your, how were your cocktails with, um, with Rina and sudden and Teddy's like,

it was fine. It was fine. And while they're talking, Doreet is talking to sudden and Doreet is like, Doreet tries to whisper into sudden zero something like, I thought you said that that Teddy doesn't like you and cuz sudden sudden things that Teddy doesn't like her so they're sort of saying that quietly so Kyle goes I just overheard sudden saying that you don't like her which is like such the mean girl thing to do So then certain

Girls up to the East and she's like well, they say dinner's ready and I don't know where to sit. Where am I supposed to sit if there's not a place name tag on the seat? How do I know where to sit? It's just you just sit where the fuck you want crazy face. All right, sit down. You know, listen, if I had my choice to just sit on a big old dick and there it is, I'm gonna go sit around. And so, yeah, she is a certain way to everyone else's seated. And then she comes in and goes Kyle

I was afraid this is gonna happen. I don't know where to sit now. I feel very uncomfortable And I was like oh no, we wouldn't want that Teddy move it move over Teddy and she seats her right next to Teddy right next to Teddy she puts her right next to Teddy Which is it's just so Kyle. So, I'm just like glaring and, um, and so, Rinna's like, well, you know, son, she's on the board of American ballet, troop or whatever and mocha and, you know, plays cards in city range, range, rangements are like very serious business to her, you know. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Sort of like how zebra print is very important to me. I cannot wait until next year when Rinna goes for sudden Cannot wait This is always has really ever kept a friend that she's brought on the show So this is my good friend Eden Sassoon So yeah, so yeah, so basically sudden Oh God. So yeah, so basically sudden, sudden, like, sits down and Teddy's like,

well, that's why you plop yourself down and just go for it. So, you know, she's, well, I'm a polite person. So Teddy's like, so, Cries, like this is Connie. She's basically the new guy. The new guy here. Sorry, Jean, what was his name? Her old guy that you said, Glenn, sorry, Glenn. This is Glenn in Awig, Connie, everybody. And Connie's like,

you will enjoy some truffle foam. And automatically, it's like, oh, fuck off, Connie, with your fucking foams, fuck you with your foams. So Denise is sitting there looking miserable and to read it's like I'd like to speak on behalf of everyone at the table and say Welcome home Kyle. Welcome home. It's like oh Kyle is home. I'm like It like it's no one cares. It's not yeah, literally no one jail for five years Yeah, like literally as this is not a national holiday. I was Kras, I was like, okay, I'll make a little speech. My daughter asked, what is this for? And I said, to welcome you home. Ha ha ha ha.

No, just kidding. I really want to thank Mauricio for doing such a stellar job of holding down the for it. And he's like, yeah, they did nail these. And Krasoko says he's getting some tonight. And she's like, well, I mean, that's always a possibility and certain goes that is not dinner table conversation. And everyone gets silent. It's just like the game. Everyone turns the person on your left and say what your first impression of them was and what you think of them now. Also be great. Here's a new game

it's called why we don't like Teddy. Okay, he wants to go first. Okay. So they go around and everyone's really nice to each other. You know, crowds like Carcell. Oh my god, I didn't know how fabulous you were. You are amazing. And Carcell tells tells Rina, my first impression of you is who is this bitch. You walked in to decades and you own dead. You own the place. Yeah, exactly. And Rina is like, Erica, my first impression was, I'm scared of this woman because you are just so fabulous. Ah! Ah! Ah! Also, as I recall, your impression was that Erica was a total slut bag, and you didn't like her because of her YouTube videos. Mmm, but much of the series that was just very close to the end of that matter.

They're all so fake. Erica's like, three, when I first met you, I could not understand anything you said. I was so confused. I just was trying to interpret it and just heard my mom's laugh saying, you can't understand anything, Eric! Ha ha ha ha! Well in case you forgot what I was saying, I was saying, stop talking to my husband like that.

You're taking him on a tour of your vaginal canal's flesh, Venice. Ha ha ha ha! Listen, we're not on a world tour here wall of China. All right Get some panties That's what I said, but then but then when you showed up at that party look it like you had a like a like the golden goose Shout on you on your head. I thought you know you're one of the sweetest kindest people and people don't know how fun You really are that's the truth and when I realized how far your vagina has actually brought you in life I thought

bring it out who would hide a crutch like that under a mini dress bring it out girl at which point Sun goes I'm gonna drink my wine and everyone's going on which just airs at her because she is so fucking rude certain. God she's so pretentious and gross. I love it. So Doree is like Denise you're the kindest most down to earth. Hooker I've ever met. And Risa is like ah you guys are like so sweet like these are not the same girls I know Am I right high five wall high five wall. Yeah high five wall. He's wasted over there Maritio's path is getting pretty awkward on the on the show So then we get a clip of them like fighting over the years run a throwing a glass and all that stuff and

Denise is like to Sutton. I was intimidated because you're into fashion. I was like, oh, jeez, not gonna like my fucking flip flasks, but look at you. You got cat eyes. You're here. I mean, I guess you're great. What the fuck do I care? Everybody, anybody got something to say to her? Yeah. And then do you just go, but you know, you're nice and sudden, like looks at Teddy and then looks back and goes, I'm not son.

I was like, ooh! Yeah, she got that. She goes, I'm going to be very honest. I thought Teddy, maybe you were going to be a little boring. And Teddy goes, oh, okay. I was like, even your response Teddy is boring. Don't be surprised. A minute silence is everybody just scares at them.

And suddenly goes goes I'm sorry Are we supposed to be honest or not and Erica goes oh? Honey go right on the head all right You know that Rina and Rina and Kyle were like tapping each other's legs out of the table like it's working It's working the game is working and Eric is like there's a whole world a woman out there like Sutton and you know what God bless them. I'm gonna take them down one by one Listen here, baby. Pop Erica's coming for you girl So then Sutton's like I'm sorry that was my first impression and then she's praying in God help us

I was like oh my god. There's someone's a hero. This woman is a hero I was like oh my god. There's someone to hear out. There's someone is a hero But you're but you're way more interesting than I thought I mean admittedly my expectations were very low Because again, let me read of it. You seem very boring and you're pregnant So I mean that's really bad like five strikes against you at that point. So Teddy's like I'm confused Are you coming after me? It's just no, I'm not coming after you. Uh oh. Are you still there? Yeah. I'm still here. Did you lose your power? Well, we're still talking. So that means I still have power, right? Maybe your laptop battery. What happened? Is there is the sudden come over and take the power? Flip your switch. I saw the lights go out in your room. I mean you're there's still a lot of light

Well, so I'll either way so it's on goes but you're way more interesting than I thought it Cusseth to to pay just like staring at a food like, wow, this is awkward. And I'm someone who got involved in the OJ trial in a terrible way. And even for me, this is awkward. She's like, wow, I was the most hated person on this show for years. This bitch is taking the cake right off my plate. She's like, wow, I was at that Allison Dubois dinner. And even this is more awkward than that right now. So, certain, it's like, I'm not coming for you.

And she's like, yeah, because like last night you said, I offended you that I said like I'm not coming for you and she's like yeah because like last night You said I offended you that I said I don't care if you calm It's just what I thought it was a strange thing to say to the group. She's the don't calm Just what maybe I won't and then Rina tries Rina tries to save certain and she goes well I was the one who said I was really glad I didn't have to go And Garsell goes and I said I didn't want to go So Teddy starts crying and I was like now she's crying and Sounds like well don't cry another all like Teddy you guys were just fucking monsters to Teddy

And Teddy's there. She's like I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm just I'm pregnant cut me some slack Cut me some slack and Edwin is just eating it's who's like This is every night at my house. Oh, okay We're trying to be true. You guys just keep going and going She leaves after he goes only passing not capable of being chill says I'm trying to be chill So do you say I think we need to give the pregnant woman a pass. Okay, can we just give her a pass? Oh, it was Teddy. Oh, never mind.

Go after her. I don't care. So, it's like, well, I was just saying it's a big deal and she feels pressure. And then you add hormonal energy to that. And it's just a disaster, am I right? So outside, Teddy's crying to Kyle. And she's like, no, this is like, I didn't want them there because I don't want this shit in my land It's like Teddy. Why did you invite them in the first place? It's a reality show like it you know

There's gonna be drama so you know publicity for she wants the publicity of having her business on air and seeing all the women at this retreat So she can get a bunch of sign ups Because that's why I come on this show's why she doesn't want the show. But she doesn't want the actual girls from the show that come to the show, you know, but it's not so much. She's like, I'm there for work. I don't want distractions.

I'm like, there's nothing more distracting than having a Bravo camera crew there, okay? Cause there's nothing more distracting than having some asshole texting you to make sure that you're under your calorie limit for the day, okay? Yeah So then phase trying to break down the whole situation inside and she's like, you know as a pregnant woman All she hears is boring, you know, that's the only thing she hears and Rita goes, yeah

Yeah, she's gonna go to sleep with that word on night boring boring boring. It's gonna be like Pac-Man for sure Boring, boring, boring. It's gonna be like Pac-Man for sure. Boring, boring, boring. Boring is like Pac-Man, you know? You have a play in that game, the 80s, you know, where you take the boring. You say boring, boring, boring, and then the happy ghost come after you and Pac-Man's like, no, but I'm boring. And then the, but Pac-Boring and Pac-Man and Donkey Kong is boring, do you know? So, Kyle returns and it's like, well, I'm sorry, Kyle. I just answered the questions. And she's like, Oh, you don't need to be sorry. Don't worry about it. And Greisels like, well, she's also hormonal. You just hear click, click, click, click, click,

click. Because it's completely silence is Teddy like clumps back into the room. Yes. And then and and sounds like, listen, we can talk later, but I just want to say, I'm sorry. And Teddy goes, no, it's just, it I just want to say I'm sorry and Teddy goes no It's just it's it was multiple nights in a row and it's just like enough and she goes well. It was two nights Yeah, it's a third. Yeah, this was the third night and he goes well you brought it up Okay, everyone get your get your tops out the tears about the flow everyone okay See you three cry

I'm really I just like Teddy I just like I like I just love the way Teddy tried to correct something So I was like no no you brought this up and it's only the second right So Rina's like oh everyone hates my games. Sorry Teddy didn't do that to you on purpose because I can tell my right from left Marisa who has full on monchise is like a Denise. Oh, can you possibly go salmon? No, can I use Like eats the needs is meal and then Kyle now. This is where Kyle is so shady I'm moving this entire season along. So Kyle is like, hey, um, so, uh, Aaron, big dick guy over there. Um, so, uh, I hear you do something cutting edge.

Can you, can you talk about that as if she's like, has not already filmed a full season with this guy? She's like, bring it up now. Like, oh, just learn about that. Yeah. I'm like, oh, you are ready to humiliate Aaron. I know. I'm ready to go in. You know she's about to go in, because she goes,

yeah, it's really cutting good. You know, like someone who hasn't been around a long time, Mama Hadid. Yeah. Which is so bad, you won't even say her name. And Eric goes, no, no, she says Yolanda Foster. Oh, I thought she said Mama Hadid. Mama Hadid.

No, she goes, you know, like, you know, she doesn't, like, you know, like Yolanda Foster would do in Eric, it's like, it's Yolanda Foster. Oh, I thought she said Mama Hadeed. Mama Hadeed. No, she doesn't like Yolanda Foster would do in America. It's Yolanda Hadeed. Oh, I thought she said Mama Hadeed and she said, hey, name is Yolanda. That's what I wrote down. So Garcels, I just write it more shady in my notes. So Garcels, I want to know about this.

By the way, did you heard the Yolanda foster news, right? The Yolanda Hadid is right. I heard that GGS. GGS preggles. Oh, my love. My love is having a baby with one direction guy and my other one has another DIY potentially. You know that Yolanda is so mad that GGS is going to gain weight. Sorry, but you know it's true. Furious. You know she's like why could it be the auto-wife? No, she loves it because then it means that like she can like take have another excuse to put a daughter up on her Instagram Be like my love oh Zane my love you will make such a good father to my auto one auto one baby auto one So Aaron's like all all right, guys, everything you've been taught about how disease process works. It's not true.

Now listen, I have to be very, very careful letting you in on this secret. And Denise is like, listen Aaron, we've got people following us, all right? Be careful, you say all of this Aaron. And Son's voice is like, what is going on here? Mmm. So Aaron's like, so at the age of 12,

I was living next to the largest nuclear facility in North America, and I watched everyone die of cancer. I couldn't understand why we could split an atom with sound and cause nuclear explosion. And if you look at an atom, electron, proton, neutron, it's a lot of space. Yeah, yeah. That's what space. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. We're going to sell that space. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We're going to sell it for premium, put a pool in there. Yeah. Yeah. By the way, you don't split, when you make a nuclear reaction, you don't split it with sound. That's not how it works. Aaron.

That's like, I don't know. No, like a nuclear reaction, you don't split it with sound. That's not how it works, Aaron. That's like, I don't know. No, like a nuclear reaction is when you basically like shoot two atoms at each other at like crazy high speeds and that's where that comes from. So like the entire basis of his theory is like faulty. Oh, I don't know. I believe everything. I was like, oh really? Why do we split atoms with sound?

No, we don't split with sound so Aaron's like he's like 99% in space But it's oscillating at a frequency that appears to be real in a reality Does that make sense? Yeah, yeah, yeah, total total lots of space, okay? And he's like listen, I don't heal anybody. I want to make that really clear, all right? I just remove blocks, discord, if you will. I'm gonna say, um, my husband has been,

who's, you know, it's also like, her husband, the actor, you know, it's a fucking Beverly Hills. Yeah, she got a love it. It's like, my husband has been involved in fusion energy like for a long time. So I'm trying to wrap my head around what he's saying and even I don't get it. So.

And Aaron's like, well, you know, I ripped my ankle and then it just, it healed. So, he dresses up like you mean it healed. You basically healed it with energy or whatever, right? That's what you mean. He's like, yeah, is's anybody behind me right now. Okay, do I have a little red laser dot on my forehead right now?

All right, we're safe to meet his calm down. We're good for now. Aaron is basically like every terrible who a driver I've ever had, you know? So he's like, oh yeah, you know, there's, you know, there's cancer and every one of you right now. Cancer happens all the time. And then you should mention at this thing,

I Justin, who is Kyle's former assistant, remember she's called the Lady Citter. And so now he's like a host on E-news, something another. So he the entire time, he has this big evil smile on his face like, oh my God, I can't wait to make fun of this guy afterwards. And I am gonna possibly ridicule him to his face when the time is right. So he's just looking like this.

He's like, that he goes, should we be talking about this, Aaron? I feel like big pharma might come for you, all right? Anyone, anyone this guy, right? I love that he said that. He's like, big pharma, and then he's like, yeah, if you find this off of Mulhall and you'll know why She's got people following us he goes yeah, I've got people following us neck what and she goes yeah

You know he's got a job that gets tremendous results and people with industries that profit off of disease don't like that So we're followed and they're like three days earlier and they showed Denise and Aaron driving in the car and she's looking behind them like are we being fucking followed right now guys she's there's that weird car again I'm like it's just Kyle in her go car grocery shopping don't be concerned hey that's weird look at all these cars are as you're following us this is a little scary now like you're on the 405 as traffic jam. They are wacky do my god. So he's like, he's like, uh, you want to know where cancer comes from?

It's because it's protecting you from infection and you would have died in 12 hours. Yeah. It's your best friend that protected you from someone who's gonna shoot you in the head with the bullet. That's what cancer is. What? from someone who's gonna shoot you in the head with the bullet. That's what cancer is. What? Hey. Hey. We can split an atom of sound, cause nuclear explosion, and kill people.

But we can't figure out who that's cancer. Think about that. And we're gonna say, wow. Wow. So, what about the common cold down Aaron? What about that? And he's like, you know what? You have no idea what I do.

No, I don't. I don't., I don't. I don't. I really like the common cold as well. It was like, what a thing. He's like, you want to talk about common colds when I'm talking about cancer and traffic jams? Yeah.

And he says she goes, I don't think I can come into my office. And wow. That's it. Everything's like crazy. And certain's like, this is the moment as a wife when you tap on the knee. A fiddle. Tap.

Wrap it up. Wrap it up. Tap. Tap. Um, so Denise is like, all right, where can I move on from this? We're not talking about this anymore. It's for our safety.

Please, there's a Prius outside on the street and we all know what the Prius means. Do you really think that she thinks they're being followed or do you think this is her way of being like, don't talk about this in front of people, please. You sound crazy. I think she thinks they're being followed. I actually really do.

I do think that. I don't, but you know, you know what, you know what this is going to turn into? This is my projection of how the next five episodes are going to go. Next episode, Kyle and Kyle and like Doreet are going to talk about, can you believe what Aaron was saying? That was some, that was pretty crazy, right? The episode after that Kyle will be with Denise and be be like wow, I was talking to her to read and she was saying how Aaron was saying some great We're just laughing to read was just laughing about what Aaron was saying and then Denise There'll be an episode where Denise then goes up to Doreen says

Do me a favor keep my husband's name out of your mouth and Doreen will be like I didn't say anything and then an episode after that. Well Denise really came out I mean she was really coming strong and then an episode after that. Well Denise really came out me. She was really coming strong and then the episode after that. Wow Denise I heard you were really going after Doreet and then it'll be like Denise and Doreet again. Hey I thought we were good but apparently we're not good because you're still talking about me. Next 10 weeks of our lives everyone. Okay I'm gonna bet I'm gonna make the opposite bet from you just because I like competitions. I'll bet that all the ladies talk about it and Denise is like, who fucking cares? Is someone behind me? That's it.

And she never fights. They're the producers. It's the sound guy. Yeah, because they seem like way too mad about it. Like Erica's like, I'm really doctor. Oh, wait, you're not a doctor. You don't leave a label all the time. I'm gonna say you're my I'm gonna entertain this season, baby. What are you so mad about? So anyway, Denise is like very I'm like, I'm on a TV, I've got an energy to see the Bible. What are you so mad about? So anyway, Denise is like very concerned. She's like, this is like no more. X-N-A-N, X-N-A-N, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, you a thumbs up like, yeah, like, Nora, I got you. I got you back.

We'll put you in an agency hot. You'll be safe. It's like, thanks for the education, bro. I learned so much. And then we get everybody's just staring at Aaron like, cuckoo, and then he's like, hey, everyone's like, let's see if something really exciting. I'll find out Teddy's the sex of Teddy's baby.

Yes, and this is where it's different from New York because in New York There would not have been that awkward sounds where no one knows what to say in New York They just would have fucking torn him apart And Ramona would have hit on him. Oh, so they're like wow Teddy's having a girl like no one cares And then you just see Mauricio stumble away Yeah, so then Denise goes home because of hernia, and Teddy goes home because of boringness. And so then the raster just like, time for fireball shots, which is so Kyle to be like, look guys, all the kids are doing it.

Fireball shots. Yeah, grad, we got to see Kyle do the splits. We'll wait for that. And Dorita's sipping it. She's got, it's actually a very nice digestive. Like of course, it turns a fireball into digestive. Um, so they start getting wasted and then Satan comes over to talk to Dorita and Kyle. She's like, I have a problem that I have to solve now because that girl is pissed at me.

And Dorita's like, where's, here's what I think. She's got no right to be. Did she show you a whole wall of drama? Now there's something we can be upset about like Doreet going back three years to be pissed And Doreet's like so she said she was boring is that the first time that Teddy's really heard that I mean Seriously and Carl's like I don't care. I loved it. I love it because it's your truth and I love honesty if that's your truth Yeah, wait till this comes back to swing at you Kyle's you're gonna love it because it's your truth and I love honesty if that's your truth. And it's like, oh, that's awesome. Oh, yeah. Wait till this comes back to swing at you, Kyle.

You're going to love it. Yeah. And and and Doreet is like encouraging. She's like, they all love that. So I'm just fighting with Teddy and and Doreet's like, I think you should just do it. You have to do your own thing. You have to, you have to go through your own thing and sounds like, well, I'm not going to go through my own thing while I'm boxing at her stupid event.

I'm not going to be doing that. So then Kyle goes, I feel myself gravitating towards the end because she's not intimidated by this group of women. Also, she's very rich. She's very, very rich. So yeah, I think I'm going to be her best friend. Yeah. So basically, by the way, do you notice, do you notice that Kyle gravitating towards Sutton is the best cruel irony because she got rid of Lisa Vanderpump. She became the queen, but she's already replacing Lisa Vanderpump with a new Lisa Vanderpump, which is sort of what you were saying about Erica, right?

Yeah, there is funny. Like they're falling into the same exact traps. You can't. That's what it is in life, right? Like the like she, like Lisa Vanderpump, Kim Richards, and now, you know, they're all basically her Kim Richards, right? The older presence who somehow is like more powerful. And then you're drawn to that, but then eventually you begin to resent it. So it's all starting again with some. Yep.

And so the next day, or two days, who cares? It's a daytime now. And we go to Sutton's house for the first time. And she's like, who ate some of this cheese? And then we just see a closeup of the cat. Like, fuck you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha The cat's name prints, but not like Prince William, it's like Prince is in like PRI NTS, which for some reason I really like.

So Kyle comes, she drives up in this sports car, which is so ridiculous, like it's just, cause sudden has a huge house in Bellaire, like it is huge, there's like a giant yard, like that is like a $20 million house, okay? So Kyle walks in and the cat is right there, there's like a giant yard like that is like a $20 million house okay so Kyle walks in and the cat is right there and she's like oh my god a cat and sounds like oh I hope you're not allergic she's like oh I am but I love cats

and then they show a clip of Kyle like jumping away from a cat all scared like she fucking hates cats I love how fake Kyle is being in trying to be friends with this super rich lady so she's like I have some brunchy stuff if you're hungry and I fucking hate scats. I love how fake Kyle is being in trying to be friends with us super easily. So she's like, I have some brunchy stuff if you're hungry and Kyle's like, no, yes, I will eat some of that, yes. So she's like, um, you know, I'm just, I'm so tired.

I mean, we had fun blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then she's like, well, to be honest, Kyle, I felt picked on. You felt picked on. I love that. You did. I love how she's spinning She is bringing some major Roni energy to this show which I love so yeah, she's like I mean, I thought I was saying nothing but nice things and I just don't feel like I have anything to apologize for

I mean could there be anything nicer than saying hey, I thought you could be such a boring pregnant lady and it turns out you're Moderately more interesting than I thought. I think that's a lovely thing to say to someone then we cut to Erica having lunch with Teddy at butter or something Sweet butter were they already went right I guess this is Yes, like they're central part or whatever so they're sweet butter and Erica Central their central world or whatever so they're better and Erica Basically, she's like how do you feel about this? You know, you know, but let's gang up on the older lady You know, let's do it. Yeah, and Teddy's gang up a mom. Teddy's like well, you know now that I've had time to think of it and come up with a way that I could be the ultimate victim that could get the audience on my side and terrorize this woman on the internet It wasn't really that she called me boring or whatever.

It's when she said the pregnancy thing as if being pregnant is a negative. That really struck a chord. And there is no way that my entire network of all moms is totally gonna go after her now. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha saying that because you're totally the type of pregnant woman who gets out of a car and says, I'm just not as such, I'm just used to be, cause I'm pregnant. Can't really have that drink, cause I'm pregnant. Is that tuna? I'm pregnant. We get it, Daddy. Yeah. Yeah, there's nothing, we, there's obviously nothing wrong with being pregnant. It's, it's like a, it's a miracle. But, uh, but there are certain people who when they

are pregnant, they become very annoying and and and son just pegged you to be one of those people. Quite accurate. In fact, we all did. When it was announced that Teddy was pregnant, our Facebook group lit up with people being like, oh god, a season of Teddy being pregnant. Can't wait for the gender reveal party because that's such a Teddy fucking thing. And then they did show it on the show, but she did in fact have one. We saw a clip of it today. So Erica's like, this is, and then it comes back

to Erica's same thing that she hates fan of pump. Thrown it out there and then saying she didn't mean it that way. What is that British humor? Something fuck you, ladies, not only the show anymore. I can't sing, mother. Yeah. So, uh, so then, son's like, um, you know, son's all in a kerfuffle about the fact that Teddy told her don't come to all in, the all in retreat. And she's like, well, when someone says it like that, I mean, that's just rude.

I can't believe it. And because now she's gonna try try out victim Teddy. And this is like the perfect forl for Teddy, because Teddy can't be the biggest victim in the room. You know, now she's got this woman. He's like, Oh, honey, you want to try an out-southern mother victim me? That's right. So Kyle, Kyle, of course, like if Kyle were being a good friend, she would say, okay, well, I think you should sit this one out and then you guys could like, men, fences, at a different time,

because this is supposedly Kyle's best friend, and so Kyle's best friend should probably not want her best friend's event to be played with awkwardness. But instead she's like, well, I'm going to be going down to the retreat. I can drive you. I can do whatever it takes. I'll pay you. I will pay you literally to go to the event and run it for Teddy. Please do this. Please go. She's like, well, I just don't know. I mean, I just don't understand why she wouldn't like me. And the crowd tells us, oh gee, I don't know if it's certain. So then we cut back after crowd's like,, please just come anything, be the bigger person.

Then we cut back to Erica going, you should tell her not to come. And Teddy says, I said, do me a favor and just don't come. Cut back to Sutton going, okay, I'll come. I'll go, I'll go. You know what, it's not so bad hanging around boring people. Sometimes it reminds you how good your personality really is. I'll go.

I'll go. Yeah. That's hilarious. Yeah, it was funny. So really fun episode of this one. Thank the Lord. Thank you, Lord. Thank you, Sutton.

Thank you for giving us Sutton. Thank you. And I know even if you hate Sutton, that's fine, but appreciate the fact that this drama and everything that was funny about this episode happened because of Sun. So thank you. For Craig. Thank you.

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