Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Sutton Place

Episode Date: April 23, 2020

This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Newbie Sutton opens a store on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and tells off the mayor of West Hollywood for good measure. Also, Erika lands a role and Teddi tries to be less Teddi and fails Teddily. For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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That's amazing. Very exciting. I have one from Molly Jessup. She says, greetings from the land of Sherry Berry. Very exciting. I have one from Molly Jessup. She says, greetings from the land of Sherry Berry. Oh yeah, that's right. Dorothy Carolina. Sherry Berry is the elevator commissioner. I think she was hired, right?

Recently. Anyway, so she owns a small business called Carolina Cabinart. And she's a pen and ink artist who creates architectural portraits. Oh, interesting. She offers custom gifts for all budgets and she even does tiny portraits for $25 and just Wednesday, Joanna frigging gains liked one of her pictures.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Anyway, you better watch out. She's going to be selling that shit soon with her own name, her own face stamped on it. Yeah, seriously be careful So anyway, um if you want to see this art you go to at Carolina Cabin Art or you can go to Carolina Cabin Art.com and You know she will she'll do all that fun stuff And she also says all she'd shout out to Felicia the snake her all-time favorite Ronnie's story

She would shout out to Felicia the Snake, her all-time favorite Ronnie story. Oh, good. So, go check that out. I actually really want to see what this art looks like. Might take a gander at it real quickly. Yeah. Because we have some amazing artists in our, in our, in our listener ship. We, some of our live shows people have given us art. You have that amazing, uh, a bit of a dresser leg that, uh, some gave us.

Oh, love it. I have a portrait of I think you were that somebody painted as well. A coffee mug, people have painted a couple coffee mugs and stuff. We love this. Yeah. They've got a lot of really talented people in this community. Oh, look

at these. Oh, so I went on to Carolina Cabinard and wow. Very cool. Very, very cool. It's a lot like drawings of houses and stuff. Beautiful. Yeah, everyone go check that out. That's awesome. Well done.

Yeah, I was actually trying to look for this one on Instagram that I saved, but I can't find it anywhere. But I'll find it for the next time. It was really good. Someone is making real housewives masks, like face masks. Mm. Yeah. I love them, but I can't find it.

So, uh, I guess tag me or whatever if you're out there, you know who you are. Um, just tag me so I can pump that business up because that, that's a great idea. And also I want one. So I need to go order one. Okay. So now it is time for real housewives of Beverly Hills. Now something interesting is happening on Beverly Hills bin, which it seems like the producers had a meeting with these ladies and were like, listen, Erica, you can't just

show up yawning for every episode. You have to actually pretend you're a living, breathing human being with some energy in a backstory. And she was like, I don't fucking do it then. And then Doreet, you can't just lie about all your lawsuits and pretend they're not happening. You actually have to talk about them on camera with you like it or not. She's like, we're not doing it. Yeah, I totally noticed that Erica has been giving a little more personality than she's

ever been giving before and she's like letting us into her house. She's talking about her son. It's kind of of it's refreshing. It's bizarre like I still don't buy it. Like I see that she's actually making an effort. So I don't necessarily buy it yet because I'm like, okay, obviously someone told you to have energy because either that or you just suddenly got a co-cap it because like no one changes that drastically.

But you know, I am here for this. The show needs some effort to be made and it seems like they're making it so far this year. So I'm cautiously optimistic as my online therapist would say. Well, I mean, Dorita has always put an effort, must we ever forget her famous reaction to PK singing Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you. Oh, I occur to be that people in the left you may not have actually been able to hear that. But here, this is a reenactment. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. I P.B.A.S.I.T.U. Okay, so Doreet and P.K. have gotten a new how have got have gotten sorry great English welcome to graphics they got a new house and and Cino and

Every Bravo person got this house. I got this house even. Okay, this is what my house looks like everybody in case these fucking white farm housings. Now, of course, I have like the small poorer version of it. It's basically just painted white, but it looks like that from the outside. But all the cast of Vanderpump rules have this house. Yes. Now to read has this house now her she says like seven million dollars or some shit I don't know if I believe that but hers look great. I mean, I thought it looked great I loved it and she's we see her she's there in the kitchen She's like okay PK you know what I really can't wait for I can't wait for a kitchen table to come and I can't wait for this

Kitchen to be done so you can get back to converting from diabetes to to diabetes one Hmm, we've set up the diabetes conversion table. So she's like even though peak and I lived in the jail of house but obvious you know we just were always feeling it's not off forever home. You think to read? I don't own that house or you still pretending you own that house fuck a Meyer seriously There's just something about not being able to pay for a house that makes you think it might not really be a forever house When I walked into this house I just knew it. I knew it's perfect for our family 9,000 square feet It's from a family 9,000 square feet. So cool.

Why do you need 9,000 square feet? You know, PK just walks around 30 inches. Yeah, I also liked how it should describe me. She suddenly became out of nowhere. Her accent changed to New York. She goes, it's a modern farmhouse. Has my dream kitchen. So I bought it. I was like, wait, what, where did that come from? Yeah, she went stuff that fake to New York. She goes, it's a modded farmhouse. Has my dream kitchen. So I bought it.

I was like, wait, what? Where did that come from? Yeah, she whips out that fake New York like gangster girl. Like not gangster. Like rap, like gangster rap. Oh, like gangster rap. I could do that. You know, like guys and dolls,

the girl of a gangster, you know, like, like Adelaide. Yeah. A person could develop a dwarf. I bought a person, a person can develop diabetes two, three and four. So she's like, well, peak, the wardrobe issue is an issue for me, peak. I need a bigger wardrobe peak. Like, all right. So she's telling us, you know, I know

this doesn't fit the story that press is trying to sell about me. You know, the one that we've gotten a money. Yeah, but it's public record. Bia, do each camsley and by Bia, I mean to rent her and by rent her, I mean squatter and by squatter, I mean walking by on the sidewalk a little bit. So then we see a clip and we get a lot of clips from reality blurbs today. Congratulations reality blurb. You are the new one. One more seriously.

So we get a clip from them and it says our to read and husband PK renting their news. Six million dollar house is their legal legal troubles continue by the way it's also by the way such a stupid headline because ultimately if they are renting and who cares it's like oh no they are renters now but um... but but you know i think that i guess the shadiness is that they don't always seem to be the very up front about what's going on yeah the producers like

yes the producers like, why is that the house is in Doreet's name and not Doreet and your name to PK? And Doreet's like, what difference does it make? I mean, we don't even live there for, to be honest, or rented or own it. Here's what difference it makes

because people are taking PK's assets. That's why it makes a difference. You tweet, don't pretend we don't know. But I like that the producer asked her, you know, that's something, right? Yeah. So the producer does answer. There's just a long pause.

And then the producer gets up. A Tsssss. As Dree gives a majority look with her head tilted. By the way, did we stress like Chiquita Banana in this testimonial, which is crazy. And she's got like a picture of a woman on her chest that's looking the other way. And I'm like, you know, isn't this fitting for Doreet? Yeah, so we see then another headline that says, judge orders money and Doreet comes as frozen bank account to be turned over to PK's creditor.

So Doreet actually loses court battle. So, it's pretty quiet. I'll use this court battle, yes. She's like, it's just so ridiculous, PK. I mean, you know, it's this money, it comes from a period of time when I didn't even know you. So, I'm, you know, actually I'm sorry, that was PK saying that, which is sort of the same voice.

It's like, babe, this money comes from a period of time when I didn't even know you. So, I'm so sorry that your frozen bank account has to pay for my financial negligence. But who wouldn't want to have a bank account from frozen? The woman's rich! Everybody's seen her film! Let it go! Let it go! It's a wonderful film.

I asked it to build me a house out of us, but she said I couldn't do your wardrobe justice. So I said take a heart, Elsa! But we did build a snowman. And that's you, PK, you're the snowman. So then, by the way, also to read in PK are doing like a joint interview together. And I don't know like it's so good. The lying, it looks terrible, you know. It looks like a dead cookie, like a dead bowl of cookie dough. Like he looks like cookie dough about to be formed into a snowman in a magical

claymation movie. And he's like real doughy. And he's so excited to be in his testimonial. He's like, he's like licking his lips, looking like a little boy. His eyes are shining. And the producers like, well, tell us about your life before you met Doreet. And he's like, I was working as a real estate broker. They wanted me to go to allocation lessons. The rain in Spain falls mainly in La Pai. I didn't know there were planes in Spain. That's very exciting. Good for the Spanish la de flora now!

So he's telling us I had a natural flay for identifying buildings with value. I was good at it. And he's like, and then he turned his business into a two billion dollar business. Isn't that right, Mickey? Yeah, but it was all very odd to me that this is happening in Doreets what four through fifth year, like while we're finally getting the PK backstory. So at its peak, I had a great run, but then the credit crunch happened, which is not to be confused with the Nestle Crunch, but that also happened in large quantities. give you the Nestle Crunch, but that also happened in large quantities. And continues to disaster that's still going down my throat morningly.

I'm plagued by all forms of Nestle Crunch, whether it's just a bar or the those Sundays, those frozen Sunday cones, I have Nestle Crunch on the outside. It's a lot. It was a financial tsunami, if you will, with little rice crispy streets. Sometimes make you feel like you're going to live. Delicious tsunami of terrible. And after he says that he gets a, uh, from the sound effects. And the reason is that it has nothing to do with me. And yet somehow, oh, man, the minute of me, which is okay,

because we're off together. Don't be bint bint bint bint bint. Jerry, stop pretending like you did not just totally screw your business partner, the bikini Beverly Beach, whatever, out of all the money he invested. Like, let's please not pretend that that's not happening. You do it. And please stop pretending like you don't fully resent PK for squandering your frozen bank accounts for his mismanagement. Yeah. it's okay

Well husband and wife we go through things together, you know his nest is crunches minus his crunch even though he usually eats my half too So because like on just embarrassed you all have to read bad at that soul and The producers like so there's a few things that follow you around Tell me about it. Hey, Alan! Hunt behind the bushes out there trying to get me picture to kill that! There's like no, we're actually referring to, uh, creditors, policemen, private detectives, things like that, you know.

Oh, I thought you were talking about that little trail of Nessie's crunch wrappers that follow him around the house. So then, speaking of, did you notice a Doreet and PK totally tried to sabotage this interview because it's something that I want to talk about? So they're like, so people call you cod men and Doreet immediately bends down, gets a card candy out of her purse, starts popping candy in her mouth and fidgeting all around and go ahead PK, you want some candy, PK, eat it! And so they start smacking the candy in the testimony

also they can't use any of this footage. I did not notice that at all. So funny. It's so transparent. And they just used it anyway, because I have a new way of doing the show this year, which I'm loving, which is just breaking that for a lot. Breaking the fourth wall a lot.

Yeah, so PK's like, I answer about that by knowing who I am. I can't shut down noise I can spend I can't spend my life shutting down that negative energy. I can't have Lots of nests these crunches though. I can do that You know people are going to write what they're going to write and believe what they're going to believe and do me a favor Don't read it. I'm like wait a second. So you're telling to read People are gonna just write whatever they write, and they're gonna believe whatever they believe.

Don't read it, because it's just harmful. There's not a lot of truth to it anyway. Don't make a big deal about it. It's funny, because I can't help but feel like last season, we sat through endless weeks about these numbed skulls, these numbed skulls making a giant issue about some bullshit and radar online. Huh.

Isn't that funny how when you are, how funny how now all of a sudden it's just like nothing and don't even bother with it. Hasn't that now the mindset? Oh yeah, well I guess the, I'm surprised they haven't played Vanderpump for this, honestly. Like how you know Vanderpump is behind this babe I love her, but let's you know she's behind it, but I guess they can't blame her because now it's in Blur reality blurb instead of what? Yeah, but he's telling all this stuff about the frozen baking counts and she's basically just smacking her mouth to keep your eyes up

And nodding doing like fucking armpit fart, you know, like picking her nose, trying to get them not to use it. So then he changes the subject and he's like, now babe, let's talk about your closet. If you want to upgrade I'll let the container stall know that on the owner and Mr. Container is on the phone and my wife Mrs. Container will be coming in for some complimentary plastic bins, babe And then they close up to what he's eating on the kitchen counter. It's a whole chicken a taco shell salad Biscotti I was like damn boy, but then they cut to them just drinking the cheapest water that desli pure water

And you know Nestle you know that water do not sue me this is allegedly who knows if they would sue but God wouldn't that sec so anyway Nestle water like supposedly steals their water they're always in trouble they're like the most controversial water like of course the water that screws people over is what you're drinking I just hope that Dread has finally figured out how to use her magic bullet. Because that was really playing her last season. Oh, it's fun. Do you want to learn something new today? Always.

Are you sure? Yeah. So Nestle Water, the world's largest producer of bottled water, and it's frequently criticized for the ethics of its global control of limited water sources. Criticism of Nestle centers around its limiting of local people's access to water resources as well as environmental concerns. Okay, I just had to read that. So you can do that from Wikipedia. Oh, Wikipedia. Wikipedia. Well, that's then that is very appropriate. It's also how funny that we that we now say that pk is obsessed with nestly crunch it all works out in the end. Yeah, you say a whole circle. So now Garcell

Bove. So she we go over to her. She is riding along with Alie Landry of all people famously a model who is in a Doritos commercial and is married to Mario Lopez. So she is very excited to be in front of the cameras for the first time. I don't know. She has the biggest shoulder puffs on. She's like, I will be in the frame no matter what. My puffs will be there at the very least. And she is just thrilled.

She's thrilled. I think she was auditioning to be a real housewife during the scene. She was so excited. She was doing a rental where she's nodding really big. Her nod was like this big. And she's asking her stuff obviously that she already knows. But she's like, oh, I knew you were thinking about moving, but I didn't know you would decide to pull the trigger. Yeah. And so she's very thrilled. And so Garcell drives her to, I don't know where this was.

It was some planned community with these little like big mansions, like cookie cutter, all next to each other. I was like, is this Rancho Cucamanga? Where are they? It actually looked like the same place that Chihil lives, which I forgot where it was, like not Silmar, but like by Chatsworth or whatever. I was like, where is this random ass, our cell bouvet is glamorous,

and she does not deserve to be in this crazy ass suburban sprawl right now. Well, it looks like a nice area but it has to be far for them to even have that much land somewhere. That's what I'm saying. You know, like where do you even see that much land? I'm saying deep valley.

I think it's like, or maybe it's like, it's like out like close to Valencia. I don't even know. I just don't understand where she is. Yeah. So she's talking about her divorce and that it was like a death. And she tells us the story of what happened. She was really in love with her husband. She thought they were, you know, like the perfect couple. And then one day she's like, babe, can I let me see your phone and see what time it is or something. And she sees the text that says, I love you. And she asked him what it is. And he said he'd been having an affair for five damn years. I mean, wow, which is more like

they've been married for nine years. That's more than half their marriage. So she got mad. But in his defense, isn't it nice to see a man who can commit? I mean, really, in Beverly Hills. I mean, it's really, it's actually kind of touching. So Garsell had did this amazing thing, which I love. She wrote a mass email to his colleagues at CAA. And the subject said, what do Tiger Woods, Jesse James, and Mike Nylon have in common? And then because they got leaked to the press. So then I took a, you know, I paused it

and I wrote down what the, what her email said. She goes, I found out today, my husband of almost nine years has been having a fair for five years with some slut in Chicago. I'm devastated and I've been duped. Our boys know deserve this. I was like, oh my God, I love that. So I'm slut in Chicago.

Yes. How Stella got her AOL back, you know? Which, I said, I said that said to everybody. Seriously. Which I don't know why she thinks anyone's going to care at CAA. You know what I mean? Like agents aren't really known for being like the highest morally centered. Yeah.

Group of stars. They're literally the building that CAA is in is called the Death Star, not even a joke. There you go. So I'm sure they're like, oh great, this is wonderful. Like, good job, good job Mark. And it unfortunately got leaked to the press. Funny how that could happen when you're a celebrity and you send a messy email to people at an agency.

So the producer says, what happened to that woman? She goes, I have no idea. I was so devastated. I didn't care what happened to that slut. I don't care what happened to her. I'm sorry. I haven't been keeping up with my subscription to slut quarterly. Yeah, but I'll tell you this much. I'm going to fuck on this kitchen counter. Because I love fucking. She's doing, she totally season one house live talking about how well her vagina works like that is yeah peak house live season one behavior. I love it. And Ali, Ali Landr is like you know it's so funny because when Mario Lopez cheated on me and new scene it's like no no one knows if you're about me. Yeah, she just sleeps up Ali. So the Canyon's hot guy. Rin and Teddy are exercising. Oh Jesus. You guys were showing us so much promise

I know you guys welcome to our first Teddy Melon camp fitness scene of the season Which is also the the first hiking scene of the season to And the first scene of Rinn are talking well, I guess we had one already last week. That's sick. Oh, Teddy, I mean, I've just been working. No, stop, I saw, I did QBC, I did fashion shows, my brain, it scrambled, which I also cooked.

Scramble brain, the cooking, selling, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. She goes, she's like, you know what? So, you know, Amelia's having hard time in school in New York. I was like, no, we kept saying she can do this. She can do this. She can work it so good at school. She can do this.

She can do this. She can't do it. She can't do it. Can't do it, Teddy. Can. Turns out that when you're trying to go to school and also have a modeling career while also dealing with some very intense mental health issues, doesn't always work out. Who would have thought?

Who would have thought? Yeah, she's missing classes and having panic attacks. So let me guess where this is going. She's going to quit school and not quitting modeling. Yeah, right. She's going to quit school and come back to LA. Yeah, let me just take a wild guess. She's going to keep the modeling career over the years. Yeah. So Amelia, Amelia posted some very confessional things on Instagram and we're going to talk about how hard it is because the first thing that happens is that everyone blames the mom, especially since, you know, Amelia was struggling with an eating disorder and then Rina is up there posting videos of herself dancing in a leotard, et cetera, et cetera. Well, that's fun. Yeah. Um, what are you supposed to do, you know, like, I mean, yeah, it's okay. I'm not asking for more dancing videos of you in a leotard. Okay, Rina, but

that said, like, give the woman a break. My god. So, like that. Well, I do think though, I do think though that like, blame me the mom, it's not, I don't think it's anything personal towards Rinna, it's just like, or it's just a go-to thing that we like to do. It's almost like, oh, I love doing it, girl. It's like, yeah, if anything, blame me the mom. It's, it's really just about bringing joy

to other people. It's like, hey, I heard that Amelia had a hang nail, Rinna's fault. Did she say how? It was her mom's fault I heard that Amelia had a hang nail. Rinna's fault. She's like, oh, it was her mom's fault. You know, so it's nothing against Rinna personally. It's just something that people do to make themselves feel better. Yes, we've done it in our family our whole lives.

My mom blamed her mom for everything. I blame my mom for everything. Her mom blamed her mom for everything. It's just a long line of blames. It's like, it's called packing the mom, passing the mom back, okay? Yeah, we all know how this pandemic started by the way. It's almost mother long line of blames like it's called packing the month passing the mom back, okay? Yeah, we all know how this pandemic started by the way Someone's mother mom some

Fucking mother with the mother who's mother doesn't matter. It was the mother And I'll tell you even if it was some man somewhere who started it. He had a mother, okay? So it's for a Forgiving birth to the guy you see mom fault in your mother mother. Okay. So it's for a mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's mom's someone's kid. It's like you're a kid didn't even tell you. She's like, well, I can fully relate to a million when it comes to having that added pressure of your parents being famous. In case you forgot, I'm Teddy Mel and Cam. Oh, have funnier that you reach out to. Yeah. Yeah. It's good that you're watching out. I don't know. Because I think what you mean is that the like her daughter, you know, yeah, devastating. Yeah, devastating.

It was so, yeah, it was so bad. Whatever name is. Um, so Teddy's like, yeah, you know, I'm always pushing myself to be my best and people are like, it must be because of who your parents are. Like, oh, yeah, only people with famous parents, you know, want to be their best Teddy. Just shut up. Teddy can't say one thing that doesn't make me just want to reach through the TV

and just flicker right on the forehead. You know, never smack somebody, but just like a little flick. Like a flicker. Oh, hi, I'm Teddy. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crack. Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court.

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Sutton's great. I think Sutton and Garsell are both great so far. And I don't know if I'm just so fucking hopeful that I'm reading into things, but Satin's killing me. Yeah, she's great. Yeah, Satin and Salah, I mean Garsell is like sort of fab, but hasn't really done much, but she except like laugh a lot.

Almost every single Garsell, she's like, I'll have the pancakes. Well, I like that she gives dirty looks to Teddy's text later on. She's like, I don't want to talk to you. Yeah, that's great. Yeah, that's great. I like when her celebrity comes out, you know? So, Sutton, Sutton, so I will say I'm a little disappointed

in Sutton this week because last week Sutton came off as just like impossibly rich and just looking down her nose at the women and this week she comes off a little bit like I'm rich but I'm trying to be a little wacky and I'm like I don't want you to be wacky I want you to be snobby. So she sees Kyle and she's like she's like we're sparkly New York sexy you look so pretty now who are you again? Have you ever been here to this restaurant you haven't are you have you I'm so sorry you're poor Can I please get a gay grey goose martini? That's a pale pink which means more vodka than Grandberry and he's like yeah, okay got that lady. Oh, we have an important update about

Sun's drink order from last week when she ordered champagne with an ice cube in it And then she said Loppy scene a bunch of people messaged us to say that in 2016 Loppy scene which is champagne with an ice cube. That's the name of that drink Which I don't see seems weird that adding an ice cube gets it a whole new name, but you know But that was the drink of 2016. So they're there everyone. Sorry everybody, there's my public apology. Now just sit there and suck on it for a while, yeah. It's delicious. So Kyle is, um, uh, Kyle is telling us how she's getting a really good vibe from Sudden, which means that she's probably going to be undermining her in a few episodes.

And, uh, she says, uh says Kyle is talking about how she's been at the Javits Center. She goes, I'm really trying to take advantage of all the buzz that's happening from the fashion show. I'm like buzz, are you sure it wasn't, that wasn't like a bumblebee going by. Like I'm not sure there was buzz about your pajamas and robes. Yeah, I'm sure the only buzz going around

is that pink-haired lady calling you a bitch to everybody in New York City, okay. So Kyle is staying in New York so she can go to the market where people actually place the orders from Fashion Week and stuff. And Sutton's like, love to your show. I guess I just didn't really know what to expect. Like, I just, I didn't really know what leisureware is. I've never, I mean, what is that? Leisureware. Is that like a thing that a celebrity collaboration has come up with? Leisure wear, is that a new thing? I just don't know, but it's so darling.

I'm trying to do it. Unemployed people. Unemployed people. Or old people that they're, they're, they're at leisure. So. Yeah, leisure, homeless, you ever call it just like homeless, homeless rags, you call it. Car out, carls just looking at her like it's close, you can eat carbs in bitch.

Like, what do you want from me? So she's like, well, I came up with an idea for you, Carl, because you know, leisure wear, what is it? It's called yacht wear. And Carl's like, I don't want to scare away people who don't own a yacht. She goes, oh, ew.

But by the way, it's not like people, people who don't have boats can't buy boat shoes, you know. Also, Kyle Ondeyat, I guarantee she'd be like, I love that idea, but since she doesn't own a yacht, she's like feeling like not as rich as she wants to, so she's like negated. Well, you know Kyle hates a certain woman because Kyle loves to pretend. When she doesn't like somebody, she pretends they're super pretentious. You know, like she's got a long history of doing that on this show where she acts like she just doesn't know what the other person he's been saying and they're just so pretentious. Meanwhile she's like, hey, let's do a scene where we exercise walking around my gigantic

backyard because it's as big as a canyon. I'm going to postmate some Rolexes for us and it'll be great. Yeah, but she loves calling other people like, you know, pretentious. So, um, Kyle Sutton is pretentious as fuck though. So she says something about her pearls. I don't know what does she says. She says she picks up her drinking and goes, these are my bicep curls. Oh, no, she's picking up her drinks.

Oh, so, Karyl's like, oh, so you have a store too. So you've been buying stuff for your store. She's like, well, you know, it's bittersweet to be in New York actually, because my ex and I met in high school. But then we reconnected when I lived here. But that's in the past now. She has this way of like doing her eyes,

where she's, they're really big in terrifying, because they're so like cat eyes. But then she kind of squints while her eyes are wide up and still, you know, she does that while she's kind of thinking about it and then it clears and she's like, but that's in the past now. Yeah, she's like, I'm gonna be, you know, one thing that I love right now is I can say what I want

and do what I want and be what I want and wear crazy, crazy outfits all the time because I'm rich and I'm divorced. And now I'm opening up a storm west Hollywood and I'll be selling fashion and antiques and silver and coasters and staplers and doilies, you know, a little bit of everything. And the waiter brings them another drink and puts them down and she says, wait, am I double fist in here? And he's like, oh, did you not, do you want me to take the other one away?

And she was, yes, I'm not in a fraternity house. I somehow I missed that. I can't believe I missed that. That's a very important interaction. I'm also looking so fucking annoyed with this lady. And then we see her walking around her West Hollywood store that's coming together. And she goes, what is that? Is that glue for the carpets? I didn't know. Carpets had glue.

I like that she has no concept of how carpets stand place. I just thought that they were sewn into the floor. So then she comes back and she goes, listen Kyle, I am like Rumpel still skinned. I have just woken up. Like, hmm, did you steal babies? I don't get it. Did you stomp your weight into a floor? I don't think you mean rip vanwinkle, not Rumpel still skinned. Well Kyle have to guess your name in order for you not to murder her baby or

Where are we? That Kyle is already very triggered that she's even like starting to venture into the horror movie space Listen I am like ikabod crane. Okay. I just found a glass slipper So Kyle's like yeah, but I know a lot of women like her who were suddenly single with a lot of money and then they're suddenly like, who am I? But you know, at least she wants to do something. So that's cool.

I respect that. Unfortunately, you can't make your story opening. Sorry, loser. And suddenly, it's like, well, you know what, Kyle, I'm thinking of my brain. We should do a trunk show. A yacht, trunk show. A yacht, trunk show. A trunk show on a yacht. Yeah, we should do a trunk show with your clothing.

Because we all know a trunk show is a show where you say, these are clothes that you should probably put in a trunk and never wear, right? Oh, and I got an idea, we could play yacht rock. And Kyle's like, what's yacht rock? Okay, so I know what yacht rock is. Yes, Kyle. You should know what yacht rock is. okay, so I know what Yacht Rock is yes Kyle You should yes Kyle okay Yacht Rock. It's literally a station on serious XM

Yes, and maybe your little go-kart that you take to get groceries doesn't have serious but like Know it yeah, yeah, I got a real mad about that one. I don't even have serious myself, but I got real mad I don't even have serious and I know what Yacht Rock is yeah Well serious is like what Yacht Rock yacht rock is like what dads have you know, so I'm gonna Yeah for the radio in my car, you know, it's like such a dad thing So of course dads with serious heavy yacht rock so I also just love how like Kyle is unable to process the idea of an aspirational genre Which is like yacht rock?

What is that and then Sun's like very literal, she's like, it's music you listen to wanna Yacht. I'm like, well, I don't know if Yacht Rock is that either, but it's not that, it's not that rumple, okay. Rumble. Rumble. Go Doe Birds. So then we got it Denise and Aaron,

and it's like really dramatic music. It's like, dun dun dun dun dun. I was like, oh, what's happening with Denise and Eric? And she's like, you know, is this cutting board fucking clean? Is this cat damn cutting board clean, Aaron? Or is it? And she's like, his clean. Is it? I don't know that it's clean. It is clean. I don't fucking know if this. I'm like fucking cleaning it. I know this one's fucking clean. I'm gonna tell you that. It's a fucking clean one. I'm gonna use the air in. Yeah. Some real cutting board drama. And then Aaron, I forgot how much I missed

his soft core porn voice. He's like, I'm glad you're home, baby. So thanks for staying me, get unpacked, God, fucking damn it, you know. So they've got a new house and in Malibu, it's like a little beach house. And she's tell some about this court document. So Charlie was saying something publicly bitching about her of which we found out last week because she had to

file a court document but she only had to file that court document because he filed against her so she was legally required to file a document in response. Yeah. She said she never really filed for child support because she doesn't she never wanted but she's like annoyed that she has to go to court because then the kids are going to hear you know all this shit it's all gonna come out etc and she's like listen i never talk badly about Charlie but i i want him to be in their kids lives because i've met a lot of women that he's entertained hookers he has a lot of hookers and they have father daughter issues and i don't want that to be i don't want my girls to be to grow up to be sluts

Okay, cuz that's what Charlie has around but I never say anything bad about him never said anything bad about a man He's like you okay, baby. You look like you're in pain Didn't even give you an injection a hoppy for Jackson. She's like I am fine You know guy was fucking brutal in New York. I didn't even tell the women cuz I don't want to be Debbie down or you know but Well, I've got 19 fucking fucking fist size little heads growing inside. We got on the way how that fucking happens So gotta get those cut out She's like in the beginning. I thought I had a tumor. So I definitely was not gonna go at the doctor because who the fuck wants to hear that right? right tumor so I definitely was not gonna go at the doctor because who the fuck wants to hear that right right

She's so all of us. It's like oh my god. Do you think this thing on my skin is cancer? Well, I'm not gonna go to the doctor I don't want his acid. Tell me. No, I don't don't tell me I don't want to go to the one person who could save my life I know I'd rather I'd rather guess on WebMD, you know, yeah So turns out she has a hernia and as a as a former hernia patient myself, I felt extreme empathy for her, but she has like some insane hernia situation. So she has to have emergency surgery surgery very soon and that's gonna be her whole thing for the episode. It's getting those hernias taken care of. Well, one time this is so random, I'm sorry, but just remember that. One time my mom and I were driving around and I we knew

Someone with a hernia and I said how do you get those and she said from lifting heavy things and I said oh well Thank God, I'll never get a hernia. I don't lift anything heavy. And she said fronny you lift yourself You're a fuck you're a totally like totally serious like you carry in her name machine Yes, like you carry yourself around all day, dude. That is lifting something Like wow, when his mother is day can't wait It was like wow, when his mother is a day can't wait So let's go to sweet butter sweet butter and let me tell you something This is gonna be one of those very insightful insights that you can only get on watch or crap But Erica and Garsell meet up and then the waiter comes over to take their order and let me tell you something

sweet butter Does not have waiter service like that you have to order to counter so this is bullshit bullshit you have to order to counter it sweet butter and the fact that they got a waiter to come and take their order well lies lies I tell you I'll just get you much better oh so here's what I have to say to you man as Erica's shirt would say, I got love yourself. And as Garsell would say, like the Muppets in the balcony, a one woman version of the two Muppets in the balcony.

So Erica's like, so what's going on besides being a movie star? Well, my kids are in middle school. And yeah, and Eric is like, well, my son is 27 now. I've got a son of 28. And Eric is like, oh, so we find out that Garcell's young, oldest boy is having a baby and they just both start cracking up because she's gonna be a grandma I guess yeah, and Garcell just won't stop she's like I'll tell you who's not a grandma that slut in Chicago

I'll tell you who's not a grandma that slut in Chicago And Erica's like I'm doing a drink that's not my life flash before my fucking eyes How was that with any pretty those since you like that? All right, I'm gonna do the rest of this thing with my uncle I'm the time Look at my big squared angle Erings when I talk to go like this Look at my ass. Look at my big square dangling. What a talk like a lot, miss. Is that enough moon with all your printouts? You're the older, razzle, razzle, spoiler, learn to go sell. Hmm. So, Erica's, they're talking about just their lives.

They're getting to know each other. So, Erica is, she's, by the way, Erica's being very bubbly, very like, like you said, like, whoa, you know, which was nice actually. And so, she's talking about Tom and how he's 80 and Garth says like How's the sex? Oh And so Eric is like, uh, it's okay. I mean it's I'm a 20-year-old fucking all day. No Are we rich? Yes And Garth says like sounds good to me. Yeah Well, you know, he's I know, which is great.

He's still working on stuff. It's hard still, but he's still hanging on to that thing we call life. Very strong tolerance for oursonette, who's got addicted to the stuff. I've been puttin' in this coffee for years. Actually, the man has the constitution of a goat. That's how he fuckin' is. All right, you want to ask me more about me fucking my home man

and then she goes on this tirade about she's so sick of justifying her marriage of 20 years go get yourself a 20 year marriage and then come fucking talk to my mom mom mom mom well that's longer than son was married to her man son was 17 years I mean if you think about a 20 years is a long time like you know people say she's a gold digger, but like 20 years is like, you know, usually gold diggers and trophy wives are like, they have a good five to seven years before they get discarded. So, I mean, I think it's like, yeah, listen, look at the numbers. The numbers don't lie, 20 years, 20 years. Yeah, listen, she dug for some gold and then she actually put a mattress in the

mine. And like actually hung around. She built a house. Yeah. So, um, Sudden's going to be having her store openings. The girls are going to be going. And then Garsell time out how she's like open to dating, et cetera, even though her boys are just so possessive of Garsal and how, you know, the kids come first, which then causes Erica to start crying because Tom welcomes Erica's son into the family. Very like open arms. Yeah, once he got there, I guess. And now she's like, yeah, I married a guy 33 years old, was the mean, but yeah, he's got money, but guess what, she's like yeah, I married a guy 33 over some e-mail. Yeah, he's got money But guess what he's also a good fucking man. I guess what else

Sometimes the brain is ear hair making look like polka hot. That's when we have the best laugh and guess what else I ran out of things she have enough Prada so was that enough energy? All right, let's wrap it up So was that enough energy? All right, let's wrap it up. So now we go over to Teddy and Teddy's with an assistant. And she's like, in the kitchen, I've baby protein stuff that helps me not get morning sickness. Hi, I'm Teddy.

I'm like, wow, Teddy just always knows how to kick start a scene. Oh, I suck in now. My dad won't stop texting me baby names. He wants toots. I'm not naming my baby toots. Like why not? At this point, why not? Why not?

So Teddy is planning a retreat for her coaches. It's a coach's retreat, but she is opening it up to all the women. And so we see a shot of the invitation, and everything about it is just awful. So first the topic says, join me in my team for unforgettable all in retreat. It's like, I just I hate it already from that,

but here's the itinerary for day one. Mean greet with Teddy dinner group discussions. Learning the power of no. Oh, God. Oh, learning the power of now. Word. Oh, no. Power of no. Oh, the power of now. Oh no Power of no the power of now we agree with Teddy and group discussions. I can't even imagine what the group discussions are Oh, I am Teddy. Hi, I'm Francine. Hi, I'm Beth. Hi

No, hey, yeah, I just heard the power of now no bitch So everybody starts reading Eric it tells us well We just got a group text from ten A and so everybody takes turns getting the group tax and reading it to us Yeah I'm basically shot of it, but like I need to find it a lot more fine. Okay, well while you find it Basically, I mean Teddies, okay, go ahead. You go ahead. I'll read it out No, Teddies always like well people are always wondering like what I do So now there's a chance for them to see what I do and then they don't have to question anymore

They can just see it with their own eyes. So then she sounds this text message Hey guys as you've probably already aware as you're probably already aware I'm mostly gonna all in retreat at surf and sand in Laguna I'd love to have you all come out for the day night of October 4th Option to sleep over to take part in some health and fitness fun. I know it may not be something that flows everybody vote everybody's vote, so don't feel obligated to come exclamation point. I promise it will not hurt my feelings. Let me know if you're in a... let me know if you're in as soon as possible and

I'll reserve you a spot. X X Teddy. And Garsell reads it and sees the part that says, um, I know it's not my not floated ones, but it's a don't feel obligated to come. And Garsell goes like, I was like, great. I don't have to come immediately. And Renna goes, oh, I promise. It won't hurt my feelings. That means I will be so hurt. and it goes, oh, I promise. It won't hurt my feelings. That means I will be so hurt.

You will pay for a long time. I'm up. Listen girl, don't give people an out. Don't give people an out. If you really, I know you're, she's trying to seem like she's just like chill and like not high maintenance or whatever, but you give people an out and then you don't get what you want.

And everyone knows it too. You know, like everyone's like, is this what you want Teddy? Is this really what you want? And Eric, if I could, please, is it disaster or the high up? Yep. So then Denise now is going in to get surgery and she's with Aaron and she's like scared to be put under because she's kids and she doesn't want to die. And she's like, I just wish I could jump into the future and have this all be done with. And then it's like, and then it's like after the surgery. He's like, well, I behavior, we didn't, we jumped into the future.

And she's just sitting there in her bed at like the Waldorf Astoria just like fiddling with a pill jar. So then we see Tom at doing Wait, before that Aaron then like connects her to a machine He puts like these like headphones into her like here. Yeah,, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear, ear take off your bra. That's my imitation of South Corp born. So then we go to Tom doing work at the kitchen table in Pasadena and Erica's like, look what I've got behind Tom. I got one copy for money and one copy for my lawyer. That's it Tom. Give him for your own. It's your month mom, but come on, make an effort. Cause that's the lawyer from Chicago. You're welcome.

Yep, that's right. Every time I stepped on the stage and shake it, I was dreamt of going on stage in Broadway. It just took me a little longer to get there than most people, that's what I gotta say. Also, someone messaged us and reminded us that shakers is also where Daniel Stubb. Did some hooking around

Yeah, you see there you go now. We'll Danielle stop being Chicago. Oh, no, it's time will tell okay She'll be in Chicago. Oh God yeah Chicago say you hurt me! She had it coming, but not from me, I was influenced. Hehehehe, she only has to restart the play! Hehehehe, Mr. Sella Fane, Mr. Sella Fane, I fucked him.

Fuck them, but I'm not sorry for it so yeah Erica's really happy back going to Broadway and so Tom's like I'm proud of you and she starts to cry and yeah she starts to cry oh god Erica's celebrating what a great actor she is now because she's on Broadway he's like I'm out of your kid, you're great, Erica. You grow up, you got this thing and she goes, that's like, why the hell? Thank you. And only like, her jaw will move in this thing. And she's trying to like stress her eyes, like she's crying, but nothing's really coming out. It's just like, I mean, you can aim for it

because that was hilarious to watch. She just shit was so funny. The only thing that really bothers me about the storyline is that it really got in the way of Countess LeWan, Chicago storyline that she was trying to have, you know? Because I think it's around the same time. This was the same time that that happened, right? Because this was in the,

well, this was after, I guess, because when did housewives end of New York last year, spring or summer? I think it was in the summer. And so I think that, but Luanne had announced it like right before this. She's like, well, guess what, ladies, I'm gonna be in Chicago.

And then she's like, well, turns out there were some scheduling conflicts. I'm like, that's because whatever contract that they were working out with you, you announced it too early and now they're ever-sended. Yeah. And they were, they had their choice of housewives and they got Erica instead, like Erica signed. Because yeah, Erica said she hasn't been able to, like, the contract was under negotiation for a long time. So yeah, it seems like it lines up with that Liewan, that Liewan stuff. That's what you made.

Probably what happened was that her rep said, hey, we're submitting you for Chicago. And she's like, I'm in Chicago. Well, not Lauer, guess what? Yeah. So then we go over to Tom. Tom is really so cute though. He's like, it is too cool.

It is so cool. You know how old people say cool. It's so cool. I know. Yeah, it's like when my dad watches sports and like if someone, like if we're watching basketball and someone like gets the ball into the hoop, like he has a good shot, he goes pretty, pretty.

It's just a good dad thing to say. Yeah, it's yeah pretty pretty shot. So then Denise I feel like by the way my dad and Tom would be like best friends. Let's be honest They would be best friends telling each other dad jokes left and right So back over at the wall team Thomas basically like mr. Bernstein basically all three of them would be friends They're all like lawyers of the same age, more or less. Same generation, I should say. So Denise is now at the back at the hotel. She's just, she's in even worse pain today, mainly because she's probably not on quite

the same meds. And so Aaron has this great diagnosis for her. She's like, I think it was deferred pain. It was pinched here, but you know, sometimes you heard on one side and then you feel it somewhere else. Oh man, it's hot in here. I have to take off my shirt, all this deferred pain. Sometimes you like a toilet. You just need to have your pipes cleaned.

Bam, atrophy, deferred man. Did you order this pizza? So, so Renek Paul. and she's like, hi! We just see makeup people doing her face. What's going on to me? I'm rich. I'm famous. What's going on? She goes, she gives her a big how are you? She goes, she gives her a big, how are you? Ha ha ha ha. Ah, so, um, so basically, Renna's just checking in.

She's starting to think I could do for you, because I probably won't be able to, because I'm going to keep you seat tomorrow. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ah, ah, ah, ah. Also, uh, so she's, yes, so she's getting that hair makeup. Also, by the way, Aaron brought, uh, the beamer out again, as in his little machine

And he's like hey babe. I don't know if you know about this But NASA is putting this in their technology for suits because it lessens the atrophy and bone loss I just I can't really say that but it's the truth Like that's that can great. He's telling Renek Rynastik. What is that thing? And he goes well It's for awesome motion oxygen discretion of dire ocean. And she's like thing and he goes well it's for awesome motion, oxygen, discretion of diarrhea, and she's like that's a lot of words for a fuckboy hearing. Have I just slapper with that dick and move on, all right? The sky. Which is appropriate because Denise is like, you know, I'm like to have a man who just loves me, loves my kids, has my back and he's still got that big dick. He's still got that big dick.

Talking about the third pain. Not getting that dick in right now. The third pain. Oh, so now it's time to go to set and store opening. Yeah, well, and yes, exactly. And everyone's still talking on the phone, like Erica's FaceTiming with Kyle's bangs, and of course, her connection, Kyle's connection drops, which is so Kyle. And then, Rinna, by the way, this was shocking. I don't know if you noticed this,

but there was a shot of Rinna in her bedroom and all her bed pillows were unchopped. No one had done the... Someone was getting the fire. She had no bed tea happening. Maybe you only do those little square pillows. No, her pillows were prime for chopping. They were just like full squares

without the little chop on the top. Oh no, I was like, Rinna's slipping. Rinna is slipping. It's gonna have seven years of bad luck now. Huge. So she gets in the car with Teddy, which I feel so bad for Rina.

So you know that Rina is like, how did I end up shooting with Teddy all the time? Like what the fuck? I don't like this bitch. Can I have anybody else to see where things. Yeah, and they have like rival snow leopard patterns on. So it's like really awkward between the two of them. Yeah.

So she's like, well, I have the wildest week, Teddy, QVC, then here, then New York, then North Carolina, then York again. Thank you, VC again. I'm just saying things right next. I don't want to hear you talk. Okay. She's just made me say, be next. The thing is, as low as her, by John, it's part of a country than the city. It doesn't matter. I'll just name anything right now. Emu's poker piece, occupies. It doesn't matter. I'll just name anything right now. Emu's Oka piece

Oka piece. I don't even know what to say it And Teddy's like, Cod, you're probably like I'd rather take 25 planes or Would I like to come to a retreat and nice retreat, right? She's like, okay, Teddy. Okay. I have to come clean I've been wearing a wig this whole time. Okay, now I'm just kidding. I'm not kidding, but there, there, that was an admission. Really, what I'm saying is I don't like you. And I was making fun of you publicly the other day. So I'm gonna own this right now. I was being a little sassy, just a little sassy. And I said, I said, just my

girls, I said, prime is relieved. I wasn't going. No, only because you're so dreadfully boring. Like, you can't even imagine. That what if your treats would be like, but I was like, it's being sassy, just being sassy. That's all. Yeah, I was giving you a hard time. I'm a Teddy. It's like, oh, I can take it. I can totally take it.

She goes, here's the thing, Teddy. You just can't have expectations, okay? Someone must sleep. Fine. Someone doesn't spend the night. Fine. Okay. She's like, I don't have any expectations and I just cracks up because yes you do. Yeah, and everyone wants to support you. Everyone loves you. I mean, and by that I mean like some people love you and some people want to

know what not you doing here. No one likes you. They're just a little nervous. You don't even go here. She's like, yeah, everyone wants to support you, but it's too open. Like, what was that text, okay? You have to say like what you want and be specific.

Like, you guys come to support me at this thing, you know, whatever. She's like, what do you want Teddy? And she says, well, my perfect scenario, it would be people come but then leave before dinner. Like, I don't want she's trying to make me paranoid. Is someone pissed at me? What the hell? Oh, she goes, here's the thing. Supporting means that you calm and you're well behaved. And I'm going to go. Not really, Teddy. No, it doesn't.

Yeah. So they arrive at that son's place and there's like a red carpet. And most importantly, Jennifer, Jennifer, oh my god god friend of Sutton Jennifer Tilly. I'm officially in with Sutton. Yeah Oscar nominee Jennifer Tilly The only the only the only normally I would say she should have won but the only reason why I say she shouldn't have won is because Diane we speed her out for the same movie God, it's a Broadway what a film. You haven't seen it, do yourself a favor.

It's one of the best movies I've ever seen in my life. So then, yeah, so sudden has up all this branding that says sudden, established 1971. I'm like, I don't think you're supposed to put when you were born or when you're pro claiming you were born. I think you're supposed to put when the store was open, which was like 2019, right? Yeah.

I'm not cheating to say it's to publish 1971. Yeah. Well, yeah, I mean, I guess she sings. You know what she's saying. She was, so it's certain it's like, oh, it feels like my wedding day. Sounds stupid, but this is like my wedding to myself. I've been wanting to open a boutique for years.

I mean, maybe I want to prove my ex-wrong, but it wouldn't be so bad if I made my own money, too. But it, yeah. I don't need to, but would be fun. Should I? Do I? I'm feeling she's poor. I'm saying it right now.

Yeah. Listen, I may be just a regular old consul and Gretel, but this, I'm just went from Charming to Wake Me Up. That's why I gotta say. Yeah. I don't know. I'm just lost in fairytales. So anyway, I can't think of any. It's not so sad. I just let you know. I'm like, where are, what fairytales do I know? I mean, I know. I think of any isn't that so sad I just was curious I'm like where are what fairy tales do I know I mean I know I

do my load with a krain yeah I'm like just call me Paul Bunyan rap because I'm about to climb up that being stuck so yeah call me Jack because I'm about to send a golden goose to a poison apple festival so yeah so then like some of us weekly is interviewing to read on the red carpet and it's like, like, hey to read, are you protective of what Beverly Beach or what was it asking for? Do you say, are you protective of PK when you see all these headlines saying that he's a con man and this and that and she's like

Oh well, I fear protective but at the same time you see these headlines and you think Who cares? So one, no one even pays a minimum. You're fucking bitch never talk to me again. No, exactly. And again, I reiterate that you guys literally drove Lisa Vanderpump off the show on the backs of those headlines that you allegedly don't care about. Yes.

And to read, this is like some weird Jackie O. Get Up today. I really like it. Like her hair. She actually looks really pretty. So Teddy's like, oh, hey, Roxie Hart. And Eric is like, oh fuck yeah, Roxxy Heart. And Eric is like, oh, fuck yeah, Roxy, homo, bro, why? And, uh, Rana is like, wow, you know, I was lucky enough to play Roxy Heart in 2002 to the stay.

So best role I've ever done. Jazz. Jazz. Also, get on stage. Jazz. Jazz. Like, I'm not sure this is the original version. Jazz.

Jazz. Jazz. So then Erica goes up to Sutton and goes, oh, like, look to her outfit and says, who makes this? And she says something, Sutton's like, oh, it's a Lexi, something, Katoor, Lexi, BooBee's Katoor. And then Erica tells us, I don't think we need to announce that we're wearing couture. It's kind of a lead us like this is couture But yours isn't but it still looks bad. I'm like listen Erica. You asked her what it was

Me second of all you want to talk about a lead is we've been watching years of you with your glam squad that you fly across the world Yes, just to look pretty. Erica has done nothing but brag about Katoor and her private plane and her this. Yes. Yes. Hasn't she said I guarantee you look back there's some interview where she gets it's good to know baby. Oh yeah, totally. I'm sure.

I'm sure. Yeah. But um, Sudden's great because she's also, even though she's friends with Oscar and nominee Jennifer Chilli, she also is very name droppy about the fact that the mayor of West Hollywood is coming by and she's like, I'm hearing a rumor that the mayor of West Hollywood is here. Well, she goes, the mayor of West Hollywood is here.

And Erica goes, oh, well, you sounded excited. I thought it was gonna be so good. And then it goes, who's the mayor. And really goes, who's the mayor? America goes, it's the mayor. It's not the rock. I was like, well, you're playing the fucking 90,000th rocksy heart in Chicago, which the theater is like crumbling in on itself

at this point. I saw the lady from taxi play that role. Okay. Yeah, let's please get over it, Selvete. And then Sutton is like, when it's like, well, who's the mayor? She goes, I mean, I don't know, I live in Belair, which is great that she's both name, name dropping. And then being like, she's like too big for the name that she's dropped. She's so good. And she's so shameful to the mayor. It's so good. So

the mayor, of course, our mayor, of course, our West Hollywood mayor is this guy. He shows up like jeans and like loafers and he goes, what's what's his city its name? Who is this bitch? Like I was just almost with the Abby. You know, so it's like it's like assistant is like Sutton Strackey. So it's like, okay, he's like, so he's like, all right, okay, everyone. And she's like, wait, you're the mayor. You're the hottest mayor ever. And he's like, right, okay everyone and she's like wait you're the mayor. You're the hottest mayor ever And he's like well congratulations. Congratulations Sluts sputten Scott Sutton You know our city loves having fun and she's like well, and also parking here is very straight. Why are you also straight?

It just turns like Pastoring him about it. She's telling off the bear, which is so fucking funny. It was actually great because the parking in West Hollywood is terrible. They are super strict and it's amazing that for a moment, she was excited at the mayor of West Hollywood was coming to her event. And then another moment, she's just putting him down and in the next moment,

she's belittling his parking policies. he's like he doesn't even understand the meeting he's like I know they're out of control we are over the top of the parking. So anyway he tries to go back to his speech and she's like also you have to turn your wheels in a certain way what is that you have to do this I've already gotten two tickets for that not a like that. And he's like, um, happy hour at hamburger marries is just about to end. So can we just move this along? I just have to say, here's a key to the city.

It's a condom. I'd appreciate it if you'd get rid of that neon lady diving into the street. It just freaks me out every time I have to pass by that thing. Nobody wants to see that. OK, could you just get rid of that? Can we talk about that? Trolley, that goes through your city.

I don't think that's necessary. That's just in very day class, I get trolley. We don't need to see drunk people on a yellow trolley. How about this? Garbage bags. Put them in there and roll them away. I was dying at this woman. So good.

So then. And also the entitlement of like going up to a mayor and in public while he's trying to give a speech and like lecturing him on his policies Love good. So good. So then the girls all gather together and they're talking about Sutton brings over their gift bags and she says they're very heavy and bring us over their gift bags and she says, they're very heavy. So, yeah. So, during this like, we're Teddy, by the way,

I'm coming to you, I'm gonna treat, but the thing is, Teddy, I'm coming after lunch and I have to leave that evening. What the fuck, so boy, you're gonna like come for an hour and then leave. All the way down Laguna Beach and Teddy's like, okay, I think DeRicus, okay Beach and Teddy is like, okay, I have to freak us. Okay, with what Teddy?

Okay, fine, no problem. You're pissed. What is it Teddy? Cause she's in her interview. She's like, she knows that like when Teddy says, okay, it's not just okay. Yeah, and it's not either. Which is so fun.

It's not. Teddy says it like, okay. And so she goes, well, here's the thing you guys. Like, honestly, don't give a shit whether or not you guys come And Garsell's like not what I was gonna say no you do you do it Garsell's like I tell really And Sun goes wait a second though I'm coming and if you don't give a shit then why am I coming just to get another parking ticket

from May of West Hollywood? You should go because it's something you wanna go to. I give it something you wanna do, then you should come. Now if you wanna hear the benefits of a peloton and showing up on time, then you should come. And if it's not something you wanna do, then you shouldn't come. And if you're gonna be a pain in the ass,

then I'd rather you didn't come. And Garcell goes, oh my god, I mean I wouldn't be a pain in the ass but I don't want to do it. And she has and she's like, it does look like I'm about to write an email to all of your colleagues and call you a slut right now. Yeah. And she's like, don't come. And she goes, look, you know, I invited you guys because I like you. And Dread's like, well, I'm coming because I want to support you. And certain guys, yeah, I'm not coming for the experience. I'm coming to support you. Yeah. And Teddy's like, it's not a situation where, oh, God, it's not like everyone's support is going to lift me up. You know know, like I don't need that support Like I can give you my word you're not coming

Will not upset me. Hi, I'm Teddy and I'm pregnant and Rina who's just totally gotten her confused in the car on the way over here By the way, it's like oh Teddy the whole is so deep already Teddy And she's like I give you my. You not coming will not upset me. And certain guys, well, I have a store. So thank you for coming. Hope it wasn't a struggle. I think I see the mayor of Culver City over there. I've got to talk to him about his blaze pizzas.

That brings us to the end of real house along with Beatle Lelala Hills every day. Oh yeah, yeah, it was amusing. I mean, Teddy, she's trying so hard to be chill after the last season that now is totally backfiring and it's hilarious. Yeah. So that's the end of that. Thanks for being here. You guys can watch this video if you'd like or any of our videos on crap and zon demand and We'll be back tomorrow with real house west new city I and some a house. Hi. Yeah We fun times and we'll also be doing real house was in New York as our next crap is on demand. Yes And we will probably record that

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