Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Tears of a Teddi Bear

Episode Date: March 14, 2018

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this week yet because I have not read them all. Um, but I'm just cracking up at every episode that's coming out so far of Beverly Hills. Yeah, no, I mean last week was so ultra petty. The whole thing has been petty. And I think I said several weeks ago, this season is going in the direction that I wanted to, which is that you start with some really stupid, stupid petty shit. Someone's late and then it spirals into something even more petty, which is someone served Rose in the champagne glass or vice versa. And then it just it builds from there and it builds and builds and builds

and now things are just starting to spiral out of control which is exactly what I want. I mean, this is such a classic episode. They brought back Eileen for five minutes and she was so, she was like every amazing thing about Eileen in like two minutes. And then they were like, okay, bye. But it was like the perfect taste of Eileen

because you know, I wasn't really behind Eileen on this show as much of a fan of hers. I was for her quadruplets on days of our lives. Just loved that. But I just couldn't get into her Beverly Hillsness. But this was every good thing about Eileen rolled in to just like a really quick lip. Yeah, I know I personally was a fan of her on this show and so I was really, really excited

to have her back. Yeah, you know, it was, she's a harbinger of exciting things to come. I believe. So that's right. Harbinger. Harbinger. Yeah, I was just laughing because that's just a funny word. Because I always think harbinger of doom and you know that is that is so I lean, you know, like

Hobbitger of the nap of I lean. But I do think it's a Harbinger of good things to come. Yes. So this episode begins, I was actually caught off guard because I was like expecting all the previously and all that stuff. I just sort of started and I was like, wait a second, do something this up. And it's at the church key, which is a restaurant on San Zeppel-Avar. I didn't like everyone's there. And I was like, well, I just worked out for that. You don't have to think of the do when you're recording on us and doing a book cover. You gotta work out. It's like some of the call of calisthenics, some of the call of weight training. That's what looking at it is. Let me tell you some more about it. That makes some of the call weight training. That's what looking out is. Let me tell you some more about it

She goes and now I'm tired From working out. Yeah, you said that I work out for two minutes and I'm like guys I worked out. I'm exhausted. I'm tired I'm exhausted. Why because I worked out did I mention that I worked out? Can I have some water? I worked out Sorry Can I have some water I worked out? Sorry And it was like hey I wrote down Camille de Rite etc. Come by etc. Is Teddy down, can Miel, Doreet, etc. come by, etc. is Teddy. Hello guys, hello guys, guys, the least of the least of everyone was, are you okay? And then suddenly it fades out. Like wait, what's happening?

And I love it to Doreet because Vanderpump has apparently decided that, you know, De-reat leaving even though it must just have had something to do with something somebody else said Maybe it was a chamele joke that made De-reate storm out of that party before I'm tired her feelings But maybe Rosio told her at the end like I think that's what you miss But for whatever reason she's decided that she's not gonna be torturing De-reat anymore. So she's now she's like, oh you okay decided that she's not going to be torturing Doreet anymore. So now she's like, oh, you're okay. Well, she has to, she pushed too hard. So you have to like, roll her back in, that way you can fuck with her some more. So you can't like, if you over fuck with her, then it's, you know what, it's like, it's like building a fire. You can't like, you can't blaze too strong in the beginning. You got to like, you know, because otherwise you're just going to go through

all your kindling. You got to like, let it build. So if you, if gotta like, you know, because otherwise you're just gonna go through all your kindling, you gotta let it build. So if you like piss off to read in your first day of fucking with her, then like what's the point? You want to have many, many days of fucking with her. I don't want to kick you while you're down little bit. Get up! Get up! There you go. Crutches, are you here? Kick, kick, kick, kick. Yeah, come back into the nest, my little bird. Come back in. Out of the nest, you go. Ha. So now the editors are just laughing at this show, which I love

when they get like this. Like, oh my god, another petty fight. That's flashback. Oh no, it's flash forward. Well, no, no, no, we're flashing, but no, because basically, I was suddenly, now we're suddenly getting these like pops of like, there's flash forward. Well, no, no, no, we're flashing, but no, because basically, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Teddy's like, well, do I never like, I don't know, like you have this like pretend amnesia or I can ever say I'm not pretending. Don't ever say that to me ever, ever, ever. I was like, uh, uh, here goes Erica pop enough. Let me make this very clear. Let me help you with your issues. Feed out. Teddy.

Camille. Why do you give a fuck about what I say? Fear that. Camille. I don't think you a bad mouth thing are bashing. Fear that. Duret. Are you choking me?

Fear that. Winners face. No, give back here. You little broken bird. Your wing is dragging on the ground. Let my mom fix it. Fear that. Erica. Don't ever do that to me. Don't ever do that to me. You little broken bird your wing is dragging on the ground let my mouth exit Erica don't ever do that to me don't ever do that to me I'm like what's on your pracing lessons don't ever

Teddy bear Teddy bear do not hear I added about your name at the side of affection Teddy Daddy rock spin get back here having ten rock spin I have honey for you Don't be a smoky bear rock spin be a broken bird bear feed out Okay, so now we've got five days early on. Yes, now let's flash back. We flash forward. Now let's flash back. I'm like, okay, okay.

So they're like, this show is called dark. Okay, it's on Netflix and show. Okay, show. Just roll. Show. So they're like 18 moments earlier. Days earlier. So Eric and Rinne go to the hotel.

I'm guessing it was the Garland hotel. Is that what you have? What was it? Yeah, the Avalon Hotel. So sorry, Frankie. I should have known. So Eric and Rinne are at this hotel. And Erica comes, Erica comes in. She's like, wow, look at this hotel and Erica comes Erica comes in she's like

I'm like have you seen the waiter house looks like on the inside Thank you back she flash forward Wow, this is what the future looks like I'm used to my old lady. And dear, here it is. I love a glass of oval tape. If you can. So, Rinna's like, can you believe it?

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Did you know that Marilyn Monroe used to live here? She had a very nice YouTube career just like you back then YouTube was called film

something like a hot something like a hot there's a pool something like a hot something like a cold hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot Which summer you are Erica I wish I could have no marijuana I wish I just candle the wind If I don't were G. Hello, I'm G Hello, no, we're G. Hey, you look good gorgeous. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, you. Hi. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, Mr. President.

Okay, Mr. D'Arodi. What is this shirt? What is this shirt? This shirt is adorable. Are you kidding me with this shirt? So she's loving, you know, she's doing her typical Rina massage with dulcet tones and gasping laugh noises to Erica to welcome her and Erica's wearing this shirt. It's like a vicious dog barking like with bearing his fangs, but it's done in that anti-war hall style

You know of like different colors of like different filters on the thing and I'm only pointing that out because she's like Oh really? I didn't know better than Bill used to live here. I'm like, you just happened to wear the Marilyn Monroe anti-war hall painting on your shirts, but as a vicious dog on the day that you came to the Marilyn Monroe hotel. I'm going to give that one to Erica. I believe that she probably did not.

I mean, you know, the man in the back went everywhere. She lived here. Whether she, whether she knew it or not It was pretty amazing that she was wearing that version of a warholster of business. I think that's maybe well Maybe that's why we're gonna set it. Oh Maybe oh my god everybody 18 minutes forward 18 minutes ago. Oh, sit I'm wrong 18 years ago. Oh, sit. I'm wrong.

Listen, don't you ever say I knew that Marilyn Monroe is there. Therefore I will automatically appropriate any wall or structure, type shirt. Okay. Don't you ever say that? 16 years ago. No, you don't know what you feel like. I'm not. You don't know what you feel like. And how am I going to incorporate this any wall or style dog shirt into a male and role place. 60 years ago, Marilyn Monroe at the at this very hotel with a vicious dog that is now an Erica shirt. Don't you ever ever

say that. Nicole, is there a separate great around here? 100 years ago, I don't know anything about history. I could keep this going all day What did happen a hundred years ago? Shit was this 1918 the war is over everyone. We just finished the war I think that was later You know, uh, 800 years ago, you know, you succumb here, indigenous peoples. 2000, 2018 years ago. Oh, Jesus.

I'll give you a few years ago. You know, you're coming here, Mr. Broncosaurus, out of real dinosaur. Broncosus not a real dinosaur. Oh, I took a padisaurus. Where'd he go? Oh, my God. She just wears a t-shirt with the pad of stores and four different colors like Warhol. Look. Pop, Pop Extinct Culture.

What I realized, I don't know many more on the Roman movies. I was like, oh, it just happened. Pop Extinct Culture, that's just funny. I'm just going to be a laughing giggling best for the rest of the show now. I would totally, I would totally wear an Andy Warhol Brought to Sora shirt. I would too. I would so it's ball. Guess what I just got which has nothing to do with Andy Warhol Brought to Sora's is or really anything at all ever. I just got a Mario Kart shirt that'll maybe for five dollars and I'm gonna

wear it for the rest of my life. Okay that's so cute. I know I almost got a Mario Kart shirted old Navy for $5 and I'm gonna wear it for the rest of my life. Okay, that's so cute. I know. I almost got you and then I was like, no, I just want it because then he'll have one too. And then I won't have the only one. You're gonna look like a millennial. It's gonna be so cute for you. I'm gonna look like an old millennial. I'm gonna be like, I'm a millennial kid. I played Mario Kart for like, I mean, super Mario Odyssey for like hours on Sunday. millennial. I'm a millennial, kids. I played my card for like, I mean, super Mario Odyssey, but like hours on Sunday. I was like, I was going to play this for 20 minutes now. Like, all the time was 7 p.m. And I was like,

what am I doing? Five hours later. Hello, buddy. Hello, hello, super Mario. Look at the beach. The found it. I know who's the dumbest ass out, Super Mario! Look at the beach, the dumbest island beach. I'll leave it for you. So, Eileen arrives at this lunch. Everyone is like, Gorgeous! Cute!

It's Eileen! Oh my God! It's Eileen! It's Eileen! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I have to make this quick. I have to get to the Burbank film test a lot of this. My new movie Space Tower fly will be premiering there. I love that Eileen still has such bitchy tones for things. And she just comes from work and she goes I did And they were cuz like I love I believe she's strong she says it like a deal so she got me a job a TV I mean I'm about to man I love and men is like god I'm excited. She works so much How so baby? I guess who's the oldest in the group now that she's gone

Lisa found her problem I guess who's the oldest in the group now that she's gone? At least a fan of her prob- I just let that. That was pretty funny. And then I lean like, I'll tell you what I'd like to drink. And they're like, no, no, we'll guess. So I'm very cold. Very dry. Glass.

Sad about. And that means like, wow, that was close, but I do love ice-cold things, but I don't care if it's shortening. Anything might. Anything might, but perfectly shortening. Yeah. I mean, it's like, I'm not a nice guy. I'm not a nice guy. We're good friends, but not as close as they think we are,

because they let me get fired from the show. So that'll be great. Any kind of white would be great. I'm sorry, Erica. I just, I want to pull you aside. I thought it was a little weird before when you said, I want to chart an A and I just want to white wine. And I just want to clear the air that I just want to white wine.

And I don't know, I felt weird that you were just assuming I want to chart an A. I don't know. It's not a little weird for you. It's a little weird for me. I'm renders like, oh, make it up to you were just assuming I wanted to charge me. I don't know, is that a little weird for you? Is that a little weird for me? I'm wearing this like, oh make it up to you. Bring us some ice cubes, shoe. On the side, is that right, is that right, is that right, I lean? I don't know, I just, I felt a little weird. I just want to like pull your side on this windy bench and say, I'm actually looking more for a shade ice, but I don't know, like, I mean, it's very nice what you did. Very nice. Very nice.

And then I didn't, I don't think I'm from a bad place, but I thought it was a little weird about it, but the whole ice cube comment and I don't know, wasn't really what I was looking for, so I think I'm gonna move past it. I'm waiter. Can I talk to you for a second? I'm, I'm, I'm, I don't know. I thought it was, it was a little strange, you know, when, when you said, well, okay, it's strange that I want some cold wine because some like it hot I was like so weird because Marilyn Monroe used to come here and I don't know she she liked it hot and she's dead now and That'll weird. I don't know. Is it weird? Are you saying that I'm almost dead or I should be dead or Marilyn Monroe should

I don't know if I'm mad for myself or Marilyn Monroe you know I guess I guess I just wanted to talk to you. It's just aching you. It's aching you. It's aching you. It's aching you. It's aching you. It's aching you. So then they drop the news to Eileen, the bad news.

They're like okay it gets to my cubes or whatever and then she's like well because I think I said girls you've got to catch me up on all the gosses all the gosses with the girls the girl goss catch me up girls what the costs all the costs for the girls the girl costs catch me up girls Well, what's been going on girls just here's why here's my gossip my steps on Duke is hot look at his picture Going on she goes Tell me who's going out wait. I wrote this down wrong. That's why I'm confused. Who said who said well? We've decided. I think it was Renna right she's like we've decided that

It's just time To just move forward with your reach because you know, what's the point? What's the point going backwards am I right editors? They're like six minutes earlier my lean's like you know When you offered me that glass of any kind of white wine I just I was concerned that it might be a reason and I was just it's gross it's a fierce crepe I just want an apology that's all six minutes and it's not a thing I feel like that's the point second forward it was actually just falling and I was like a thing and I was like I mean and I'm like I don't want to be a whole thing but now it's a thing you know. She's six minutes and 20 seconds forward she's clutching her pearls because

they said we're friends with to read now and she just like literally clutches at her turtle neck like there's pearls there and then she just gets some this disgusted look which is hilarious and so Eric jumps in and she's like yeah but you're singing yeah what's going on moving forward and backwards I hate that backwards so move forward instead yeah forward because why not why not and I least just looking at them horrified yeah she's like I don't understand this and they're being like yeah like yeah well well part of it though. Like I test drove begonnie's with her and it was fine. Like everything's fine. That's not an arrogant thing.

Yeah, I'm driving up a gony. I think that what happened was when we went test drive in begonnie's, she seemed to have had some sort of a logic reaction that sort of, sort of, heard some of her, heard some of her demons. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. that sort of, sort of, Purd Sill of her, Purd Sill of her demons. Yeah! Like a monster! Oh, cute!

The laws were so loud it just reset all the circuits. I don't even know how that happened. Oh, yeah, moving forward. I'm so pretty. She looks so what happened? Ladies, I've stopped being your softball coach temporarily for six months, and you completely forget everything I've coached you to do. Yeah. just at least she just looks like, well you guys both

sound so about. I was like, ooh that was that was full. I know, didn't someone say that to a senior man? Like, she's just like you guys are pathetic. And she's discussing with them. And they're trying, they're not backtracking, but they're both falling all over themselves, trying to convince her that everything's okay. And then there's like a long pause. And I lean just eats her finger. She's just like, she's just nervous. The whole thing seems strange. She's like, I left for one, she basically, I left for six months and I

come back and the babysitters dead. and now you're a star in fashion I don't understand that I've done so much work next time gonna hear your friends with Lisa Vanderpump So it means like oh so Erica goes without way The other she was bound to drop which I would take to mean and correct me from Roll as I'm sure you will. The other shoe will drop means that Dariets gonna fuck up again soon, right? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, so I long as well, it's gonna have to be a big fucking Boot to drop for something to happen. It's like well, you're back to being I lean get out. No, stay. I like a lean get out. So now we go to Kyle's house. And it's like Kyle, Kyle Richards at home. She's like, she pulls out, I said, my note said

she's made small balls of brownness. She's like, hey, Mauricio and Portia, look what I made. They're like, oh, babe, what is that? Is that like, did you like poop on the cookie pan and like, okay, like babe, what are those? She's like, oh, babe, what is that? Is that like, did you like poop on the cookie pan and like, okay, like babe, one of those? He's like, oh, they're full of holes. He's like, I don't think it's so big. I don't think it's so.

It's like one of those gumballs, huh? What are those gumballs? Oh, that one of those gumballs. Oh, those are, those like, circle brownies, like what? I don't know what those are. In his defense, Mexico does have a lot of round brown candy Okay, I've eaten it my whole life I don't know so Kyle the next time they're laughing. Yes, so pass that was for you

Brown brown candy shout out you're eating deer poop basically so Kyle Kyle announces that she just went furniture shopping with, which got me excited for a Fay Resnick camea, which never materialized. But while she's talking about this, Kyle starts saying how she more of a modern fresh feel for her house, and she just so happy to see a listing online, I caught her attention, and then she showed a shot of this house. It's a colonial. I'm like, what? What part of modern fresh fuel is a colonial?

Kyle is really amazing. Not to be that person, but like, I know. And also that Mori doesn't know either, which comes back later. And then she's like, I mean, I just looked at the listing because I just wanted to look at the floors in this house. But now I fall in love. I'm like, the floors are checkerboard. This is like Art Decker.

Right, it's Art Decker, right? Like, this is not modern. There's nothing modern in that house. Okay. Kyle is ridiculous. She doesn't know what she's talking about. And it's another Kyle scene where it's just about how much God damn money she has.

He's wearing an agent. Is he wearing, no, he's not wearing an agency hat in this one. But it's like a big real estate. Like, $8 million. Oh. Yeah, it was definitely like, I mean, I hate to be so petty. I mean, I do understand how childish and petty I sound.

It'd be like, a Kyle. Those clothes were hardly modern. And it was in a colonial. He's the biggest real estate developer. He's the biggest real estate salesman in the city. Okay, or the country if you listen to Kyle. I mean the guy should know. So she she I just feel like don't don't sell me on modern and then give me a colonial. That's all Kyle. Say I was looking for something more traditional and like sort of like a cool checkerboard look then I'm like wow this house is for you but don't tell me modern and then take me to that house.

I think it's time for Kyle to be our friend of. Kyle, really, all Kyle does in her solo scenes is this shit. Spent, talk about spending her money, her stupid remodel, she's so boring, she has nothing going on. Make her a friend of, I like her in the group scenes. She's not a friend of, she's not a friend of,

or she won't be, but she should be. No, I don't even think she should be. I do think though that having just spent some time with Kyle from season one doing our Houston show, I think we need more of that Kyle back. Because that's how I like it. I tested all the time. I always say season one Kyle has to come back.

Yeah, season one Kyle is the Kyle I like. It does come back every now and then, but season one was like every episode, she was just like pissed off at some point, and that the best and she was in the right to be pissed. Then. So now let's go to the stiletto nail bar. And he's like, oh, it's me. Teddy.

I don't know how to do my nails. Okay. What's wrong? Nothing. No. What I miss. The scene is that I missed a scene Yes, so basically because we only talked about the falafel and that she wants a modern place

So she and Mauricio unless it but I if you want to move forward. It's fine. I know. Oh, no, no No, go ahead. We're already going long. We're talking about 25 minutes. We're only in like the third scene of the show No, but basically it's they they sit down and so now they're like, so now after I've seen this listing, Kyle is like, well, I wanted to renovate the house. And now I kind of have a phone number with this house that I just want to look at the floors. Now I want to, I kind of want to move in. I want to go there. So now that they start going through the pros and cons and moving and research, like, well, you know, I like this. I've got a lot of this house. And, you know, I feel safe here.

This is what I feel safe. Favorite ethnic to the interior designs. I don't know how you could ever feel safe if there's a great ethnic design. No kidding. You live in an earthquake country and they put up all your solving. Six houses.

Yeah, but we're going to be going through, we have to live through those renovations. It's like four to six months of living through renovations. I kind of just want to get a new home and set. I'm like, are you crazy? Now, this is where I start to sympathize with what you're saying, Ryan. Like, that is the most privileged thing.

Like, I don't wanna go through the renovations. I just buy an eight million dollar house and set. I'm like, just get a rental. Do what Heather DeBro did. Well, she literally says later in the episode, I don't have the luxury of waiting, Like you are really. Why don't you put luxury? I don't have the luxury. You're buying a $9 million house. So why do you not have the luxury of waiting? Is there like an architectural digest piece that's coming out on you and you

want the house to like, it does wait. Like live through it like every other person does or just honestly just like, you can just get a rental, like, you'll save so much more money. There are just lines of people lining up to take that $9 million colonial in Encino. Kyle? Yeah. So the lines are around the block. And you know what, I want to give this Kyle's house a hug, because there was a time when she was like,

I drive by this house all the time. It's my dream house. I went to this house so badly, and then they finally got it. And she was so happy. And it was like, the house that she just loved, it was the house that she wanted to stay on the runs for life. And now she's like, with the new house, she's like, honestly, I drive by it every single

day, every single day. I'm like, you're being so rude to your beautiful house right now that you're gutting and like trying to change like this house, this was supposed to be your forever house Kyle. And look what you're doing. How do you think I, how do you think Kim feels? Yeah. Kyle. I'm like, what are you doing? How do you think how do you think Kim feels? Kim's just driving by this house every day. That's why they're moving. She's like, you know, Kim's driving by this house every day. Like I drive by that house every day. I think we should move. You know, like, what about you, Portia? What do you think? You're the only voice that matters. And

she's like, um, I think we should move. Like from reorganizing my room. I think that's the following the first good reason. I'm like, I get I'm like, I get that. Did you see that Instagram they posted that Kyle posted of Porsche's birthday? It was like Happy birthday, Porsche. They showed a flashback. There's like a throwback there. It's a they showed a picture of Porsche when they took her on a roller coaster at Disneyland. I think it was the Matterhorn. And Porsche, everyone's screaming and yelling and cracking up and Porsche's just sitting there so bored. Just so Porsche, she's just plus A in the middle of a roller coaster. So good. So Porsche. So let her nail bar Teddy's like, Hi, I'm Teddy.

I don't know how to do my nails. And really it's like, what is this a nail place? Look how glamorous these chairs are. They're so glamorous and huge. Hi, hi, how are you? Hi. Hello, hello. So, she's like, I've been sick. I was like I own it baby, but I mean a virus.

And so Teddy's Teddy like goes, you know, I definitely listen to my body. And I'm like, I'm just trying to imagine Teddy's body. Her body's like, hi, I'm Teddy. When there's stomach gurgles it's like oh no you saw the suit like give me a hat that's like what I live on so right now sometimes you think you can work out you can like just work out to get rid of the sickness and you

can like sweat it out and work it out but then you know no sometimes no like thanks for the insight. Yeah, glad they gave you a mic pack. Yeah. Fastening things we learned about Teddy. Sometimes she feels like we're not, sometimes she doesn't, depends on how well she feels. So, uh, we're not, we're not starting to talk about it. We're not starting to talk about dinner with the re from two days earlier. And she's like, yeah, it was fun. Yeah, it was fun.

I was like, hi, how are you? This is fun. I love it. And then they got to the dinner of Doree having dinner with Rina. And Rina's like, wow, this was fun to read. And Doree's like, can you believe it? And what do you know I don't think that's it about see Lisa Rina Lisa has excited to see Lisa so so but so Rina so so

Teddy feels anxious this let's get to the heart of it here on there what are they doing to my nails they're cutting them are they putting colors on them? This is crazy. What's happening? I don't understand grooming. I'm dead. You know, when you spend your life writing horses every weekend, you just don't have time for grooming. Unless you're grooming a horse, get it. That's my joke. I'm saving up for a bear back saddle like I'm off Andrew pump. I'm dead. Now, I just want to say, by the way, this is a little bit of a spoiler. I don't know what's happening to me. I'm starting to like Teddy. I don't like Teddy. I know I sound like I hate Teddy's guts. I don't hate her. I just, she really just needs to upper game. And I don't think she really fits in. I don't think she fits in either, but I will say she is like, she's at the heart of all the drama of the season, which is sort of weird. Well, Dorita's too. Anyway, so Teddy feels anxious because she's heard something about Rina.

And she's like, so remember after Vegas, so after Vegas, I had dinner with Dorita Bika, I was like, Vegas, when did they go to Vegas? I was like, oh my god, are we talking about something from the beginning of the season that that stupid Moroccan bean dinner? We're going back there. Okay, sure Um, yeah, yes, yes, yes, because they were cutting back and forth. I'm like when did Vanderpump get into the scene? But they were showing scenes from Vegas or whatever. Yeah, yeah, because that's what Teddy is like, yeah, remember what she's like she's feeling anxious because would never. Yeah, because that's what Teddy is like, you know, remember what she's like, she's feeling anxious because Dorita has been talking shit about Rina and she feels like she she can't she feels Teddy is a sort of person where she feels like she's fake if someone if she's been in the presence of someone talking shit about her basically here's what she's doing. She

knows this is all on camera and she knows that Dorita's talked shit about Rina a few times and and Teddy's just sort of been there and she knows that Dorita's talked shit about Rina a few times and and Teddy's just sort of been there and she knows Rina's gonna eventually find out and she feels shitty She feels complicit so she's getting an offer chest and So so she tells she tells Rina listen pique said that you're you could be schizophrenic and Rina's like oh He already said that and Rina's like, oh he already said that. She's like, yeah, but at the end of the conversation, I said, you had a conversation about Vegas,

about how you guys were having conversations. And I said, well, Doree, didn't you have a conversation of Vegas, and was that real? Do you think it's real now or are you friends now? And then they cut to PK going, please. And Rina's like, that's too bad. I thought we'd both moved on. Well, I moved on. It doesn't make sense. But what she does that lick. She has to stick her whole tongue out to lick her lips. And she's like, well, what other people say are not of your

business. It's my favorite saying. I have it on Instagram. I didn't write it, but I did change the font. So it's mine. It's in the compa plate, Montenegg. So bold. That font take all caps. It's crazy. You want to write something small. It's just a smaller caps letter. Give them the still caps. So basically, Rinna's like, I don't really give a shit, you know, why is this girl telling me it's a really long time ago? And I'm not falling for this getting into a fight. Like, I wanted to be in a fight with somebody all season. And now this girl, who's pretending she's all nice and doesn't know what scrunchies are, is gonna tell me that I have to fight with somebody.

I'm not doing it nice try boring lady, nice try. Well, I mean, here's the thing, even though I am liking Teddy, I think that this was a little ridiculous because it was three months ago. And the truth is, three months ago, they had just had this apology. So of course, it's like, you know, sometimes when you have apologies, but they're still like aftershocks, right? And so, but now it's been three months. So it's like, they probably were, you know, they probably aren't a better place. So it's, that's my guess. Eddie may feel awkward, but it's, but it's, it's a little ridiculous. However, how?

How? I will say this. I wrote down a note like, well, this is three months ago, but then they show a montage of Doree talking shit about Rina. And like, it just goes to show it wasn't just three months ago. She's been talking shit about Rina for the past three months. Which I think what Teddy gets to,

which is that it's actually been a pattern of Doreet talking shit about Rina and also the other people. Well, I think what's happening here is that Doreet's producer, you know, whoever's assigned to Doreet is like, listen, Doreet, we've only got a month left here, okay? We've got a month left of shooting here here You've done really nothing except crying your kitchen and kick everybody out of a poplick dinner. So You're gonna need to do something. What do I do? I don't even know I don't even know I mean, what was I saying Eric?

Doreet I'm sorry everybody. I think they're just telling Teddy like you've got to do something I know that you don't like conflict, but the show is you know You have to like get in with these girls or something somehow. I don't think that they're even me I think they're being sneakier. I think they're probably just saying gosh It's crazy all the shit that Doree talks about Rina, right? It's not crazy Like as kind of funny Beauty meeting up for lunch and you're supposed to be friends. How's she gonna feel? She sees It's weird because you're an accountability coach you're like not really holding you're accountable for actions like Rish and no because like a dream needs to be

held accountable and it's like accountability yeah yeah yeah two plus two is my team if you add 17 or 15 oh god I forgot I'm not accountability and accountability okay here's what to read sad three months ago do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do I'm just like a normal person, but I will say and she did I sure I'm gonna say this to Teddy does admit. I mean, maybe I said it for myself. Maybe I just needed to get it off my chest Maybe it wasn't for like I made it for me It's like okay, well, she's aware of that, you know, yeah, well, she's aware of it because she gets no reaction So she's like, uh-oh

Like what do I do? So Rin is like To read oh to read, how to read, wow, the week, you crazy little muffin. Okay. It's not a big deal. So on other news, I'm gonna have a party for the girls. We're gonna get together to catch up. I would have it at my house, but Harry can't make another progress. Almost killed him last time plus using Canada. Why I don't know he's always there. You want to call him? Hey Hey, you think you can master the energy to come because it's a catch up get it Now hot dogs I get I'm poor Celebrity beef you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter,

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and Mikey is like, how many times have we tried to do that? Every time! Yeah, Mikey is basically the community theater setup for every Erica scene. He's like, everywhere in the makeup studio, that's a hundred times. How many times have we been to the city? Up at Yacht, that's a bad thing.

That's bad to everything. So there you are. How many times have we been here? Eight years. Wow. How many parts at 12? I'm in time, I'm in time to be from the city up at Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-Tag, Yacht-Rapet-T like Eric had the artist's pontification mochi's eye. So it's a bulletin' about the cover catches people's eyes. That's what you need. You need to jump out. You have a lot of books on the shelves, so you need a cover. That's where the grab people's attention. That's what a cover does. I'm like, thanks for the insight on how book lovers work. Yeah, people do judge a book by the cover. Oh, that's for sure.

And it's a reach out. It needs to grab you. You want to delve inside that book and read my personal story Like okay, so that's why you're in a see through cat suit with the fuck you're stringing your ass crack hanging out Okay, why don't you just call this cornhole the history of cornhole, okay? I don't I didn't mind her after I liked it, but I just thought it was funny that she was like acting as if she had had this great insight I feel like yeah so here's how I get ahead in the business I have a book cover that people notice

that's what that's what that's what that's really his little pro tip if you want to write a book you'd have a cover that's gonna be attractive to people yeah but you didn't know that yeah they really got to delve into my soul jee string i'm not a whole Oh, jeez string. I'm not a whole after the whole And then they show river meeting I shall not sluts show my shall not sluts show whatever. I'm not slutshaming I'm saying it's hilarious that she's talking about her soul and she's naked, man I'm being open I'm giving you most of my soul but I love it. That's why there's some good I'm giving you most of my soul but not all of it. That's why that's something good. But I'll sell my air.

I can take so they show where it's fine. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I can say I thought it was funnier that if she said she's bearing her soul and she's like, I have a whole chat. I'm mother. I don't think that's mother. Yeah.

I'm from makeup. That's money. Caution. That's money. We're calling a song that's money running and look. That's money. That's money. I'm like, it's just like a chapter of receipts.

Like that's no. It's like all the people just singing a chapter of receipts. Like, that's no. It's like all the people just singing in the subway with their guitars singing their ass off. Well, look at that. Not getting it. Not not spinning up my head. Not spinning up my head. I like the way she's meeting it.

Simon and Schuster. And she's talking to that guy and his like latest so gay army outfit. Whichever that thing is, he's like in this little army hat from the French Revolution. And she's wearing her sunglasses inside at the meeting. That meeting cracked me up. I will never forget that. And she's like, well, you know, the cover,

it's gotta be pop art. It's gotta be pop art. And he goes, I agree. And she goes, well good. I'm glad you agree with that. This whole scene is too deep for me. Now let me read you a few lines. My latest chapter Tuesday morning, went to Starbucks, about 345.

Hey, I'm in the I got double points on bingo day Starbucks. I'm at a Bingo. I bought breakfast sandwich three days ago. I built out that circle. I'm dedicated to this chapter to Ben Madoka. It's called the Starbucks Bingo Revolts. I've never been more inspired than what I saw here.

You should have hit that Bingo. I hope you something like us to go this Friday and have a pair of cold beverage with a big diet on after 2pm. That way he gets half of the center circle. We could try and do that in Houston, but as far as I'm as close as it was 4pm, as far as it was closed, he didn't understand what the fuck was going on. He's back in London and has a way to another Friday, so he can throw out that damn bingo and there's only so many fronters in the middle of the time. Another Friday. So you can throw out that damn bingo.

There's only so many fronters in the bingo period. Oh, that's enough of that. Let's get to chapter four. Paper towels, the clean next tissues. I may have just channeled something to rage. I'm sorry. No running. I was so mad at that.

Both those Starbucks were closed and have their pastries. So mad. Those were weird. That's the thing about downtown. I think if we do a show downtown in another city, I think we shouldn't stay downtown because of course, everywhere in downtown closes, even Starbucks, even CVS. I was like, you close a CVS. What if I'm dying of something out here?

What if I caught leprosy and I just need something to glue my arm back on? Do y'all are closed? Yeah, definitely. Yeah, it was a little bit of a ghost town except for Irma's Southwestern Tex-Mex, which was non-ghostly, but very religious. Very Bibley. Very Bibley, but you know what, it was worth it for the K-so. It was worth it, it was delicious, well, wow, the Bible was delicious, wouldn't it? Bible, you know what, if the Bible makes Southwestern egg rolls like that then sign me up. Okay. We're anyway. So now we go to PK and to read they arrive

somewhere and PK goes, all right, let's do this. See them walk up a staircase. I like that this was PK's biggest challenge 2018. It's like, oh, the staircase. That's a big bald guy who doesn't understand staircases or why they were invented. I'm with him. I was like, oh my god And Erica was even worse or Doree was even worse because she's like, oh my god Like the stairs P.K. It's like we're climbing the Tower of London, P.K. Oh, another step, another step. Oh, oh, oh, P.K.

He's like, you're wearing red, white and blue, very English of your babe. Which is like, no, it's very American. P.K. That was like, you're both right. You're both not pretty, be quiet. You're both not pretty. So they meet up with Doreet's business partner, Ryan, who's adorbs, and also Suzy, the head designer for Beverly Beach.

Suzy looks like she's like, collide with my paycheck, collide with my paycheck. And Doreet's like, my factory, baby, try to check out my factory. It's all on the way from home, basically. I'm like, you've never been here to read. I've never been here. I've never been here. I've never been here. I've never been here. I've never been here. I've never been here. I've never been here.

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They're walking around the factory floor saying, this is the sound I've heard best in my life. I'm like your own voice. I don't get it. My little voice is zing. Got you to read. Got you. The sounds. The smells. The sewing machine sounds. The smell of the smell of the

sewing of the sewing machine sounds. The touch, the feel of cotton. PK is like, I'll have an ametin here. We go inside the office and we're going to do it here. He's like, all nervous around the heavy machinery. Mine's a love of treadmill. I get distracted. It sounds like an exercise equipment.

Like, no, it's just machinery in general He's like dissing it. He's like oh fun So to read it's like p.k He's gotten my lawn, but he's a very successful businessman I'm like show me some proof of this please can someone show me one piece of evidence that p.k. Is a successful One just one. Well ever since PK has been representing George Michael. Anyway, so the next scene. So the next thing I have to say I have to say she goes oh No, this is later never mind. I know. I've seen yeah, it's three again. We're back with three now. She's at Erica's place

Okay, yeah, this ended with that scene. This is what else looking for I brought 30 pages of notes for that one scene I'm so sorry. I was my bad. I don't want to pass forward over over your over the stuff No, it was just Doreet going Well, you know, a pique Here comes in when it's done He's not into the embryonic stage of it. It's like yes, you're very smart to read Okay, now it's our country I like when you said well, because it just sounds like a broken accordion I don't know you somehow got like five chords out of it. I don't know how you did it. Like away from her the fact that like she is this whole

sex-kitten as Erica Jane and yet like all her entire mansion is like fully old lady. I don't take it away from her because she's very upfront about that. She's like, well, this is Roddy at home and I'm like a Jane out in the streets, so I get it. But I am always, it always like catches me off guard when I see it. I love that it's I just love her attitude when she's home. She seems so not happy to be there. It's like she says it's two personalities, but it's not. It's the same personality. She's just more annoyed than she is when she's like on her own. You know, it's like, he'll end it smell that calm spoop guess why broke his ankle. Boop, he fucking though. So it's still in the kitchen over there trying to work as a motor roller flip-flon.

Jenna, I can't understand how much shame I knew. I mean, how many cups of tea does a man need? So Eric is like, look at you. He's like, oh, Erica, look at at you my fellow good to go Like yes, yes, Dory your justice riches Erica. Okay, we get it So she's like listen us all rena And Eric Let the record scratch And Erica's well that's great. I didn't know if you were hungry, so.

Yeah, she's the second. I'm, uh. Because every then cut to the table, where they could be like the little coffee table, and there's like a tray with enormous sandwiches. They're like from fat cells, there's like a huge sandwich, huge cookies. It was like, it was like, Bazarrore world giant food and I would have eaten all of it

I would have eaten everything off of her friend ploy's craft table. She's like sorry back in you could use a day off So Drikas When she sees those sandwiches it was so fucking funny to me. She goes, and crystal and Eric goes, here, blah, blah, blah. I mean, nothing really made sense about that spread crystal with like giant deli sandwiches, but I was there for it. I mean, hey, if this is what Erica, if this is what Mrs.

Gerardi is like at home, then I hardly approve. And it brought me over. So that's the end of the presentation then I hardly approve. Then it bought me over. So that's the foundation. I made over. Vandercomp is having lunch with Teddy in and out just getting its pump. What a shocker. So that we're intercutting between these two scenes. Yeah.

And she's like, can you believe that Teddy bear? This used to be a car park. In fact, this nutcracker jacket used to be the uniform that the valets would wear And then I changed it. I changed everything with gigantic pots. I Love watching Lisa better from craft Teddy and to her own new panty, you know, like that's it's like that It's like in those movies where like at the Queen B. It's like Regina George is it's broadying It's like in those movies where like at the Queen B, it's like Regina George is broadying, you know, what's her face on Zidlow Han is like,

I am now gonna craft you in my own vision. And I'm like, I'm here for it. That's why I think that's why I'm liking Teddy because she's like what I want. It's taken under the wing of someone like fabulous and like be welcomed and been like the favorite one. But so yeah, we're cross cutting. So yeah, she's like, this used to be a car park.

It was a Java digital. But now it's pump, get it, pump, like a gas station car park. But then so back in, back in Erica Land, the reeds like Erica knows how to entertain a guest, sitting, champagne, an extra champagne glass. I'm like, now listen to your deereat. You cannot last week when when when Bannerbone serves you rosé and ugly green glass and you make a joke in your in your interview and

you're like, that's fine. I drink it. Remember she drank it. She was like all in on the joke like, I'm in on the joke. I'm drinking rosé out of a tumbler in my interview, you know, and she's like laughing at herself. You can't laugh at yourself and then make a joke this week to be like see she's doing it right. I'm like, it's one of the other to read. Yeah, look at Erica. That's the classy one. So she's like, is she crazy? By the way, am I like ranting about stuff? No, no, that's totally true.

I was actually thinking in my head, I'm wondering if they're switching, if they're getting tricky with Erica and switching the order of stuff that she's already taped. You know what I mean? Maybe. No, to read is so, to read is so completely unhinged. She's such a hypocrite and she whiff waffles. She forgets what she's mad at, then she gets double down mad at things that happened a year ago. Yeah. I mean, she's mad at, then she gets a double down mad at things that happened a year ago.

And she's just a waffle face. She's hilarious. So anyway, so Erica starts talking to read about the book and how she's getting all sorts of like support from her girlfriends and her mom. I'm like girlfriends. Where are those, you know, you've never seen one of those. Not even one like you don't even have a hired girlfriend like Dee Dee. Yeah, like not even like, oh this is, uh, this is Kelly. We were friends and like the mid-Outs went on. I first went to LA. No, it's like we're like nothing. No, not even pictures. Not even anybody she worked with at the Beverly Center, okay? like nothing nothing I like that she was saying it well you know how to do it yeah talk to your family your friends your girlfriends your pals

and I'll seem to have a different way of remembering it than you did. So key up you seem to have a pretty unique way of remembering your backstory which is you know I think we all have a right to our own storytelling but then she's talking to her mom and she's like hey mom I guess what I wrote now when did you get the most that today let me write that there cuz you know when I'm writing my mom that trick you had to beat you to the bank and then add all the money it's like that son of a bitch and she's like, So then it's like hilarious story. You're a regular David Sideris over there.

Well, the good news is that she has Brian Moirland in her corner and if anyone could make this a book full of hilarious anecdotes, be Brian Moirland because he's hilarious. So to research, I'm talking about her soul mare and she's like, Erica, we've changed the name from Napa to Beverly Beach. And I love it. I'm like, wait, where did this happen? They've been showing a flashback of her of Pekir, I decided to call it Beverly Beach. And she's like, so I'm like, wait, at what point did Doreet

start to love Beverly Beach? Because I still stand by my, by my stands that Beverly Beach sounds like someone who works at a school in the administrative department. Yes, Beverly Beach, the mean lady who won't give anybody the bathroom key. She's an administrator at high school, Beverly Beach. Totally. And she's also changed it now. Beverly Beach by Doreet. What do you think it's up being Beverly Beach Dereet if I remember correctly, but I'm not sure.

You might be right. Because Erica goes, let's have a kill. And then it cuts to PK going, Beverly Beach, a place you can have candlelight dinner without candles. Awesome, I was a moonlight dinner, but that's fine. I can't light. Dinner without candles. I'm like, that is not a compliment.

It's a lifestyle. It's a lifestyle. Beverly Beach. It's a lifestyle. I mean admittedly I guess it's better than not. I like Nava more but to be fair Nava sounds like a little bit like it's a tie-in with Avatar. I decided to design bathing suits for eight photography people. Nava. Do you want to just go well with blue skin? It's a lifestyle. This way, you can go to the planet Pandora named after Lisa's daughter and have a candle like dinner without the candles. But you still need your special space suit because the air is totally unreadable to humans. So Doreet's like, nah, now that we've gotten the Beverly Beats love star can I do the

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So did you, but like, it was a joke. Eric, he goes, wow, why is this a close now? Because I ran halls and it was together. It's like the most disgusting reason she can think of. I'm like, actually, yeah, probably. That's just, you have to make a common interest. Like, why are you friends with Mikey? Because he does your makeup.

Yeah, that's why. Yeah, pretty much. That's a good, you have money. He likes money. Things in common, but yeah You got it right I got you got it right like they both like truly love horses and they can talk about it And then by talking about horses they realize certain things about the personalities and they realize that actually They're like pretty cool with each other. Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah

So it's like Well, I noticed that. No, it's like a big thing. And then it cuts directly to least a van a bump at pop going, all right, Tete Banner. What does my Tete Banner schnook him? It's one quarter. I'll give you a hint. These are van a pop rosé.

And then van a pop, it's like, oh, do you lack the glass? Do you remember when I changed the glass on the reed? So he's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. It's so good to laugh like this. It's so funny. It's a joke that only two people who share a common bond and riding horses could get. How many years do I get and how many days? So let's see Eric back at Eric's, Eric is like, I detect Jealousy, the rate,

Jealousy and the rate is like, absolutely. I need love and attention from Lisa Vandupov, that's exactly the truth. I like, I tend to read this credit. I like that she's very up front about that. You know, she's just like, yeah, I'm jealous. I want to be the favorite one. Yeah. And I love the Erica's just rolling her eyes. And she's like, oh, okay. The rain of solace upon it. Yeah. Come up. She's like, when do you love somebody? You love.

When do you love somebody? You love! It's like Sting said, when you love someone, set them free. P-P set them free. Those are lyrics. P-K. So yeah, back at Palm, Teddy is saying, she's playing about to read again

and saying how like, she gets really annoyed that, if I remember correctly, I think I said, she's getting annoyed that, you know, always wants to have these conversations about everyone, I guess, all twisted. And Teddy doesn't like having serious conversations in front of an audience, and I love Lisa goes,

no, do I? We're just like best friends, Teddy. We both ride horses, you know. To be fair, you ride so much better and I could have a ride. If everyone else is chiming in how do you know which door to answer am I right Teddy darling Teddy bear bear darling bear and I like that Teddy's Teddy's like we need to have a private conversation. Okay yes Dari is a twit and yes she does talk shit behind everyone's back in front of

everyone and yes she's bringing up all these conversations in front of everybody But you're bringing up every single conversation behind her back with everywhere. Yeah, so what's the difference? It's true So meanwhile Doreet is telling Erica that she's for what you're saying she Doreet Doreet gets annoyed That Teddy said Teddy told Doreet every time I talked to you I feel like the conversations just go around and around and around which they do with Doreet because Doreet gets annoyed that Teddy said, Teddy told Doreet every time I talked to you, I feel like the conversations just go around and around and around, which they do with Doreet because Doreet is just like, she's like a church bell or something, you just like pull it rope and she's like, ding dong ding dong, you know, it's just like, which I know is not something that goes around

and around, but it is repetitive and loud. So, you know, so Doreet, you know, but Doreet is very annoyed and she's, Doreet goes, why don't you, Teddy, why don't you pick up a mirror and look into it? It's a good one. Good one. And they're like, didn't you say that? That's a good one and say it. She's like, no, but I was thinking in my head, if I wanted an accountability catch, I'd have one.

You know what to say about opinions. Ooooooooh! Really, I want to know. I've heard that they say things about opinions. Um, so she doesn't want that. You know what to say about assholes. Every asshole has an opinion. I'm a rat! Listen, if I wanted an accountability coach, I would hire one. I. I'm like should we should we hold you accountable for that? We know you're really being honest about that Erica's like oh you seem to have problems with everybody the grip but

Is the world ended? I Will say this though I don't think I mean even though that to read and Teddy are kind of both guilty of constantly bringing up stuff, I don't think conversations go around in a circle with Teddy. I think Teddy actually speaks very logically. When she argues, it's D'Ariet who just keeps going around in circles. So I say no to D'Ariet, no to the mirror comment. I reject her mirror. Well, she just keeps bringing, she keeps the conversation going in circles because she keeps bringing stuff in the machine. She's basically puts another coin in the machine and the America around goes around. She's one of those spiral

things. Like those wind chimes spirals. It's like they never go away. They just keep spiraling. That's a defeat. And what's her buzz? Teddy is just like a big horse around horse. She's like the wind. What's her buzz? Teddy is just like a big horse around horse. She's like the wind. She's a big street wind chime. Yes, she's the wind in but charm. So we see her at home, but no, no, Kyle, sorry. How's it the colonial purpose? To read at home, I love that cookbook. Kyle is at the colonial and she's like, And Russ. And so, I'll take one page and leave it.

I call this Moroccan beans. Chickpeas with rocks. Moroccan beans. So, hey, wait. I'm talking like to read now. Eric is like, uh, Where's the section about my? What you got to do for your cookbook, Eric is like, uh, where's the section about my man?

What you got to do for your cookbook, and we've got to have a good cover. I got to be back with the most people on fire. That's my little tip to you. So Kyle's at the colonial speaking about genuine books, but I kind of was and she's like, it feels like a happy house. You talking about Kyle and Maritio comes up and he's like there's all this all the bushes around the driveway right I'm he's like I love this how it wraps around this what is it this topiary area what do you call it what do you call it and she's like Hege's I don't know think wow you two I hope you didn't write the listing for this. You won a huge real estate company. And you turned up a different head genitopiari. Yeah, we're gonna go there.

We're gonna go for a first episode of the house. Yeah. I'm sorry, I keep talking over you. I don't miss it. No, I finished my statement. I finished my statement. She's like, he's walking. They're so fake.

Like they didn't already buy this house. I mean, who cares if it's fake? We know it is, but more is just so bad at it. He's like, oh, you know, it's like what we like, but it's larger. It's like, how much is this originally from 1896 or whatever? Um, uh, first of all, I took issue with the kitchen first, first of all, first of all, first of all, I did not like the checker board tiling. I thought it was just, I didn't like it. And then I didn't like that the kitchen had this like really gross, gray marble everywhere.

I was not a fan, I think for 8.75 million, I guess if you're paying 8.75 million at that point, you're like to swap out the marble, the countertops and the backspot, there's no big deal and some of the tiles. But I'm just saying, I've been raised on HGTV and it's my right to nitpick at a listing I see on television. I'm sorry, that's just what it goes. It's been really cool to see Mauricio work as Assof and make all this money and become this successful. I mean, really, it actually, I actually, man, you can't buy style. You cannot buy style. Kyle has just never really been known for her taste. Yeah, it is actually extraordinary. I mean, the agency is enormous. I mean, it's, I mean, he's built it over the past few years and say how much you will. Maybe he took people

from, from Hilton and the Highland, whatever that group is, but whatever, just because you take people, doesn't mean you're automatically become a powerhouse. No pun intended, but he really has. They reallyaged the show. They leveraged all this. Yeah, I mean, we make one of those agency hats because they're on all the time and they always talk about the agency, but honestly, they put their money where the mouth is, you know, like, he's wearing one in the scene. He is. He is. And, you know, you know, you knew that they were going to buy this house as soon as we saw the pool as rectangular shaped. Kyle was like finally. Um, so Kyle's like, well, we can't wait. If we want it in this town, you can't wait in this town in Beverly Hills.

What? What's waiting Beverly Hills? In Beverly Hills, if you see a house with hedges or bushes or whatever you call them, you don't wait in Beverly Hills. I'm like, Maricio runs the agency that this is listed on. He could shut it all down. What are you talking about? You have all the time in the world. It's Maricio. And he's like, yeah, you know, we better move quick because there's

an offer on it. I'm like, in this town. Do you mean it this town? You got a real quick. And this. Anyway, we then go over to the retail. She's, Jaggy. Jaggy, how was karate today?

Jaggy. Show me your moves. I mean, it's like, hey, yeah. She's like, oh, I only understood that. He said, hey, yeah. Thanks. There's a night in background being like, just going away to these, just go.

Just leave, I'll do it. I'll take care. It's Ralph Matio. I have the right to fight your honor. I'm too reference. It'll cry to two. It's a crew. It's a crew summer. PK crew summer. So Teddy gets a Teddy call.

You bought you buy tickets to our show. You buy merchandise. You deserve better than this. You deserve much better. I apologize. Why would you apologize for bringing up that amazing song? You're right. It is amazing. It is amazing. I thought you were talking about Cool Summer. That's even more amazing, I think. I've actually picked between Cool Summer, Cool Summer, and either right to fight for your honor, I pick Cool Summer any day. How does Cool Summer go? It's a crew.

Crew. Crew Summer. I don't think I know that one. It's a cruel cruel by banana ramma. Did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it. Are you? The question to the manic Monday. Oh, you just the opening measures, just the opening measures because it's such a good song and you should know it.

Okay, ready? Okay. Yeah, I need to do it. You knew it. I would never win it name that tune. I can't name any tune or what they're about or what the words are. I've just known the Nana versions. Yeah, baby. Okay. So Teddy calls to reach and the rinker is da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da So Teddy calls and she's like, hello, Teddy, how are you? Rolling her eyes. I have to say, I do love when when Doreet does that because I get that. I've been that person

to like, because of course, Teddy, Teddy is like, yeah, I'm calling because I thought we should have like another chat, just like one on one, and he's like, oh, and I've been on the receiving, I'm like, why do we have to have another chat about this? It's over extended. I don't want to talk about it. So I get that. I could pick you up on the way to the dinner, though, the Lisa really get together dinner or whatever, one on one. And three. Good. Let's have a conversation about a conversation. About a conversation. Can we do it

with Beverly Beach? It's whatever you need it to be. Can we do it at Beverly Beach? It's whatever you need it to be. Do you want Candle-Lid dinner there or none? Beverly Beach can accommodate both. I know, I totally get to read the frustration. She's like, oh my god, again. But at the same time, it's like, well, to read, you're the one who's causing the need for all these conversations. Like, if you just shut your mouth or be more accountable for the things you say, then she wouldn't have to have these stupid conversations over and over again. Yeah, you don't over. So then they're like flash from a

and Rina says to church gig and with Erica. What did you do to say Erica? She said, what did I do? Worked out and I'm tired. I feel working out. It's like this is the most hilarious groundhog day ever. It's just Eric. I think about working out over and over again.

Now we understand the origin story of it. Those giant sandwiches. I have these huge sandwiches over them. The week came by and I was just like, I need to shed some pounds. So that's what happened. That happened because they knew she's like, hello! Hello! What?

Girls like, you are gonna be so jelly of my new purchase. And she's like, whatever. Hello! Don't you want to see him? Don't you want to see my purchase? She's like, no, I want to say hello first, Kyle. I was like, God damn it. So I was just gonna show off something I bought. I spent money on something right after buying a 9 million dollar ass. Why is Noah supporting me?

So probably this is it's down. I'm just like all right. Let's see let's see just like like 800 a few dollar bits and a little bit of it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no those. I chose not to purchase this. And I jealousy. Are you jealous of my restraints and good taste? I have a zipper that goes all the way down to my bum. And Rina and who's wearing sparkles? Rina and Eric are right. Probably. And a banded friendship spark like Yeah, there a sparkle memo that I didn't get It was a sparkle memo name seriously was there a memo I didn't get about sparkles That would explain her new interview look she's all sequined on sparkly and that so waiter arrives and It goes hi Hi so waiter arrives and it goes hi hi she's like hi welcome to church key would you like sparkling your flat it's like that's my job it was a joke because I'm sparkling already. Sparkling a fat. Gas or no gas. Humphrey Bogarkos.

I'm an element roguos. I'm just kidding. My element roguos at the ablot. I'm just kidding. My element roguos at the ablot. I'm a bogark too though. I am if you're with us. Sparkle.

That's what we're all doing except Lisa. So Kyle's like, okay, she's not impressed with my boots. So she's like, hey, I got the $9 million house. And Vanderpump's like, okay, she's not impressed with my boots. So she's like, hey, I got the $9 million house and Vanderpump's like You said she wouldn't buy it without a shabby kid to me Teddy come close. I need to hug someone. I'm hugging teddy bear teddy bear Do you like that? I need to bite down on something. Teddy, give me your arm, you little bear. Oh, when I say Teddy bad, do you get jealous? That's a nice nickname, then yours.

It's a trick question. You have no nickname. Ah. That's it. Oh my god. So then we see Teddy and Doree in the car. Yeah, Doree's getting picked up by Teddy. And she goes, you were 30 minutes late.

I was told for 15. She just, she's been waiting months to be able to say something like that. I ain't got the way. I eat it when people who are currently late and you find tell them that they're late, and then the very first thing they do is they like they're proudly announced. The one time like if you happen to be late, they probably announces as if it negates it all, see you can't complain because you've done it. You've been late.

So now you can't complain. It's like, no, no, if you're always late and you're always like an hour late and I've been sitting alone, then that's like, no, this one time does not cancel it to reach. Well, it was kind of hypoc cancel it, Doreet. Well, it was kind of hypocritical, but Teddy did save herself because, you know, the problem wasn't that Doreet was latest that she refused to even admit why

or that she was late. Doreet was particularly. Exactly. I'm not late. And our window between 413 and 513. Oh, cool. It's like, yeah, but lunch was yesterday. So, and Teddy took accountability.

She was like, sorry. You did. You see that? Absolutely. There was a free lesson. And I probably was not under any of her control. The producer's probably made her late. So, like, as soon as the week gets,

and she's like, they just like, immediately start to hash that. I'm like, wow. Like, all right, let's have this conversation. Because we see they're still in the driveway when they start talking about it. Like, we only have like, you know, 30 start to hash that. I'm like, wow. Like, all right, let's have this conversation. Because we see they're still in the driveway when they start talking about it. Like, we only have like, you know, 30 minutes to talk about this. Let's get right into it.

We don't get to see what they talk about. At least not yet. Duh, dun, dun, so they're like flash across town at the church key. Mm. Whoa. Hi. Hi. Hi, whoa.

Hi, whoa. Hi, whoa. So Vanderpromp now to read is fall to read and tell me I'm in yeah, they're followed by to read you know what I mean so Vanderpromp's like hello, you okay you okay and treat like yes, Lisa and then Why did she go? What? I wrote Vanderpump squeal, what? I don't know why Vanderpump squealing so much today. Oh no, she goes, what? Like what's wrong? Cause Doreet seems upset.

And then Vanderpump tells us, look, I got the sparkle, MMO. Gold sparkle, gold sparkle. I dealt with Doreet, how I felt was appropriate. Now I love Duret absolutely and I forgive Duret and I've already moved on. Yeah, yes, I'm sure, I'm sure. So they're all sitting at the table and Kyle moves to sit close to Teddy because she wants to say hi to Teddy a little bit because she's going to leave soon because she has to see Hamilton and tickets are very difficult. So she doesn't

want to. She's not, she basically, she's not missing Hamilton for this Teddy dinner, which I get. But I also feel like if you're college, as you can certainly get those tickets very easily, but you know, I'm, I'm not here to shade anyone's Hamilton tickets. So like in this town, you better get to Hamilton when you get the tickets of this town. Yeah. So Vanderpump Teddy looks upset too. So then she's like, Hello Teddy, are you okay?

Oh, it's like a clinic in here. So many broken little beds. Can I please have some wings, Vince? Wait a minute. Little bird crutches. We got some bird crutches. Do you have any little miniature wheelchairs? A bit broken birds and little sparrows.

Get no longer walk, but can be wheeled around. Bungie. Which bird? Which bird do I fix first? It's Sophie's broken bird choice. So, uh, I'm gonna invite everyone to lunch with their mom for like next week and then Kyle leads to go to the show and she's like, please try to behave. It's like good luck with it.

So as soon as Kyle leaves, it's like mom's gone or something because Camille turns to read and she's like, are you upset about the gag, the ball gag like any, are you upset? She was like, no, no, of course not. She's like, damn it. Wasn't it funny seeing Camille after we just talked about the gender party from hell when this is totally her move that Camille, but she's gotten better at it though.

Where she's like, what? Just acting stupid after she just called someone to double her on national TV. I never recognized her. I saw her on the cover of total stupid fuck-wad magazine. That's her. She looked great. You look great.

Dereet's like, I'm not mad, honey. I thought it was done months ago, honey. When it comes back from months ago, like it did today. I'm like, okay, who are you mad at? Could you guys pick a game and stick with it? Like, are you gonna be be mad at Camille right now? Or are you going to be mad at Teddy bear? Well, Teddy bear. Well, obviously she's mad at Teddy bear because she inserted the teddy bear. She inserted the pivot because she did. So she was like, yeah, like how it came up today.

And so Teddy, she's like, Teddy, would you like to fit everyone in on how much of a bitch you are to me all the time? What else to tell people in your own words? That you're an awesome. And Teddy's like, well, I don't want to talk about it with anyone I was in to read and leave. So because it only concerns them. And then we see a flashback of their...

Trump is in. 10 minutes ago. D-d-d-d- do it do it do it do it do it do it. Such a postmodern episode like a timeline. It goes in so many different ways. Don't say postmodern right after Kyle left. We need her to understand what it means. So um, um, it comes to architectural.

So uh, in the car, uh, Tady's like, you know, after the last time we saw each other, I sweated it out in a metal suit with this girl and she talked about wouldn't do good accountability coach I was. And I thought that wasn't really nice what you said in Vegas or right after Vegas about Rina. So it's like what? It doesn't even sound sensible when she says it herself and her own. Yeah, it's very interesting. So's like, so you've fed the need to talk about a conversation from three months ago.

That was impassing. I'm like, I agree. That I think it's kind of ridiculous for trying to bring it up. But to read you kind of do the same thing. I mean, let's not forget what you were talking about at Polly House after Lisa Van der Poe blep. Like you were the queen of bringing up conversations

that already happened in fact, passing. Yes, but poor Doree, it's too stupid to make a point, you know, she's like, you think you're hands-a-clean, but you're starting fires. Like, well, people can start fires with clean hands. Clean hands, yeah. It doesn't take a dirty hand to start a match. You know what I mean? Doreet.

Doreet. It's true. It makes metaphors really. Yes, Doreet. So, so basically, Doreet is like, she based, Doreet sure. I mean, I'm not sure. I mean, I'm not sure. I mean, I'm not sure. I mean, I'm not sure. I mean, I'm not sure.

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I mean, I'm not sure. I mean, I'm not sure. I mean, I'm not sure. I mean, I'm not sure. I mean, I'm not sure. I mean, I'm not sure. I mean, I'm not sure. I mean, I'm not sure.

I mean, I'm not sure. I mean, I'm not sure. I mean, I'm not sure. I mean, I'm not sure. I mean, I'm not sure. Doreet is really the one who started the mess and Teddy is just the one gossiping about it. You know, and so the last fight was Doreet inserting herself and telling Erica what everybody had said about her the night before and then it ended up with Teddy crying. So Doreet's just trying to blame for everything when they were at the beach house and she's like, yeah, well everyone exercises. I have to tell you. They all thought it was weird that you went to say it's your own hotel. Like that's inserting yourself, you dumb hoe. And that ended up with Teddy crying. Yeah, she's the one. I actually don't think that I actually don't think that that Teddy inserts herself. I think Teddy is often defending herself or trying to perhaps with an over-eager way, she's trying to kind of like, you know, like write wrongs or keep it, she's really is trying to keep people accountable.

I mean, she, I mean, I just, I think that's a lot of the talent of the ability. And I mean, sometimes being home really does just simplify things. It's like, don't tattle tale. I think, well, I think in this case, I think, I think, I think she likes to, you know what is, she likes to call it bullshit. I think in this case she she overreached with this random thing. I think

it was said a few months ago, you have to know that time's changed. Maybe if she if she updated her stance, say, you know, I understand it was three months ago, but then she gets on acting like this over and over and over again. I just kind of felt like a certain point. I just feel like I'm being complicit and I feel fake about it. I think she likes to call out bullshit and Doree is the queen bullshit artist. And so Doree sees it as inserting herself, but she's just saying, no, it's bullshit. You act like Lisa Van Dupomp is your favorite.

And then behind her back, you say all this should about her. And it's like, it's not right. You like you, like she's your best friend, but you're saying stuff that would hurt her feelings, you know? Yeah. Well, Rina even goes, Rina's not even a help here which not that she usually is to anybody but she's like well probably made it weird haha he said it was so long ago you know and Teddy's like oh because well she

goes why don't you just tell me a while ago or when it happened and Teddy goes because you never were talking to me and it's like oh poor Teddy and she goes look I don't think that huh she's trying to stir things up, baby. She's just a pool of sharks and you know, she's the baby dolphin. Yeah, baby dolphin, baby. She is. And basically, and then we're going to go, besides, I've heard a lot worse. Yeah, that's the most worse, by the way. She has heard a lot worse, you know. So then to return to Lisa Manila, now it's time to plead the case to mom.

So to return to Lisa and she's like, this is your friend. This is your quote unquote teddy bear. Okay Lisa, this is your friend. This is what she did, Tarotel. She Tarotel don't mean. Then she got in the car with me 30 minutes late. Tarotel don't herself. What did she do? She tattered tell it on me then she got in the car with me 30 minutes late and tattered tell it on herself What did she do?

Yeah, so Lisa's like And then there it's like Teddy let me help you with your issues, okay? Lisa and I are fine. We're good. We're good. We're good Well Vanderpump's trying to like trying to help Teddy out because she's like well You know, it's just that Teddy bear is very moderated. If she wanted to tie up Lucent, and she goes, Really? Lucent, Lisa.

This isn't about conditioning incorrectly. No, that's split ends. But still, I can't wait until the rose are reversed, and it's on you. You don't understand. When she brings that horse into the stable and ties its little harness up against the post, oh, she loves it. Time up those loose ends.

Oh, loose ends. The Brandy Glenville story. So Vanderpounds like, well, I'm okay with you. And that's all I care about right now. Leave me out of it. Leave me out of it. Leave me out of it. I still love you to read. Maybe not as much as Teddy Bear, but I still love you, my broken bird. The most important thing is that I still love PK as much as I ever have. Now, continue on with your petting. So, so Rina, Rina of course is weighing in.

Rina is just, Rina is just like a happy spectator this season. She's just enjoying from the sideline, just laughing. And she's like, Rina is like, well, basically Doreet's time is up as the pet puppy and Doreet can't deal with it, you know? Because that Doreet is like fully, fully limited to it. She's mad at Teddy, if you're inserting yourself. So Teddy is like, well, if you said nothing that you feel guilty about, then why do you give a fuck about what I have to say? And that's when the reads like, you know, like, that's the point. Like, you know, and this,

Teddy, I think Teddy is wrong here because it's such a multilater shoot. She's right and she's wrong. She's right. If you said nothing that you should feel guilty about, then who cares? But at the same time, it's like, yeah, but you're keep talking about it. It seems like you're basically trying to make me look bad. So that's why I would care, Teddy. But in this case, Doreet still said it.

So Doreet is the one who makes herself look bad. Am I making sense? Have I had too much talking about that? No, no, that makes sense. But Doreet is just saying, yeah, I said it and it wasn't very nice of me. But at that time, I didn't trust that it was a real makeup with Rennie because it was a day old. And we've been fine since then and now you're trying to make us not find for whatever dumb reason you have. Yeah, like I don't know what your deal is, lady, but get the fuck out of my ass. Yeah, that's what she's saying. She's saying, like, yeah, that's why it's like it's not you can't just say like oh about gonna be embarrassed about them Why do you care like I care because it feels like you're driving and what trying to drive a wedge? Well also to read again

Just doesn't know what she's saying because it's like she's about to make a point But then she fucks it up by saying things like this Wow, what did he think that she could go in somewhere and drop a bomb and then it blows up and then she walks away That's not how it works, honey. I'm like actually that is exactly how it works I don't know where you drop a ball. I don't know what war movies you've seen But that's pretty much why people bomb places. Yeah, they can drop it and fly away And by the way, you're the queen of dropping the bombs. Do you remember everything? Like, look a few episodes ago, what you're saying about Vanderbomb. Like, you do this all the time.

You walk in, you drop a bomb, and then you walk away. Beverly Beach Bomb? Where a bomb doesn't need to be a candlelight? Yeah. So Erica starts defending Doree because she starts clarifying like, well, Teddy Bell, the reason, the reason why the word saying, that was because he was trying to stop shit. That's why she had some minds. So now Teddy is annoyed because like you know Teddy is saying

like listen, Dariusia stopped saying stupid shit that was that her friends feelings and you know like if you stop saying stupid shit, I'll stop sharing the stupid shit that you say. And Teddy is annoyed at Erica because when Dariusia was talking shit about Bannipum saying that Bannipum was jealous back in New York, you know, Teddy was like, you said that and Erica didn't totally have her back with it. Like she did a little bit but not she really did really say it wasn't fair what Teddy did to Erica either because back and they showed the the clip which is the only way I remember. But she's like, well, you said the same thing, Erika, don't forget it. Well, what she didn't really, Erika was coming in of that place. She just wanted to go to bed. She started walking up the stairs and Teddy's like, well, wouldn't you be pissed?

And she made some off-handed jokie comment and she said, no, wouldn't you be pissed? And she's, well, all right, yeah, I mean, to be honest, yeah, I probably would be pissed. But she's just trying to get the fuck away from Teddy and the situation. So Teddy forces her to say something and then brings it up and press. No, it wasn't. It wasn't about the wouldn't you be pissed. It was that when Doreet, so sorry, I'm like having, I know, I really am having trouble,. I'm so caffeinated. No, but because one of the issues was that Doree kept undenying all the stuff that Teddy claimed she said at that dinner. Teddy was like, yeah, she was saying all the stuff that would hurt Lisa's feelings.

And like, no one was backing up Teddy about what Doree was saying, except for Camille, you know, and Erica could have backed her up, but Erica really didn't. Erica was like, I don't remember, you know. So that's why Teddy was having some issues with Erica. And so that's why, so now Dereet is going on. This thing is saying, like, I was never bad math in Lisa Van. I thought, you know, I wasn't bad mouth at least so bad mouth. I thought you know I wasn't bad mouth and I wasn't as a male chomiel jumps to Teddy's defense and was like no no we never said that you

were bashing her I never I never said that never and there's someone interrupts her again which I love that Camille can never get a sentence out. Yeah, so now basically so They're saying no, it wasn't that you were you're bashing her. It's that you were saying things that would have embarrassed it would have heard her feelings. What have heard her feelings. Yeah, and then it was like You know, it's like like air like, like, you would said that too. And Erica, like, baby, I was hospitalized.

I don't remember, you know. And that's when Teddy was like, okay, well, now you have this pretend amnesia. And it's confusing to me. It's like, don't you ever do that to me? That's just saying that. That's just saying that amnesia. I didn't say I forgot.

I said, don't remember. That's very, don't you do that to me. Don't you do it. You don't want to go there. Don't do it. Oh my god. I don't remember, that's very, that's it, do that, do that, do that, do you want to go there? That, do I? Oh my god, oh, here's the answer. I don't know, that's like... I love when Erica just decides.

All right, well, they said, show more motion to get mad with the mad. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I believe it, that she probably doesn't remember making that comment on this staircase, but she could still be like, I don't remember if I said it, but yeah, I think the things to read was saying, you know, could have been like that. I think at least I would have been, what about our feelings for her to have she had heard those, you know, like. Well, I don't think, first of all, Erica doesn't give a fuck. And that's the thing. And this fight is so stupid. It's not even a fight with Teddy. And now Teddy's bringing it back up Month later and now since she's not winning it

She's trying to drag Erica into it to fight her battles when Erica's worked very hard to stay friends with everybody this year And not fight with anybody like she's really except for Teddy who's you know, well, she's never like Teddy It's been obvious, but she's not she's made an effort to not be dragged into Lisa Vanderpumper to read or whatever these fights. And then so Teddy does that weak ass thing, or when you're not winning a fight, you try and drag everybody into it. And Erica never gave just handed her that opinion. Anyway, Teddy followed her and grabbed that opinion from her. And so now she's trying to drag her into this fight. And Erica's like, fuck you. Do you don't get to drag me into a fight? And then when I say I don't remember, call me a liar. Fuck off.

Yeah, no, I think I actually think that Erica was entitled to do that for sure. I think that, you know, it was rude because Erica said, I don't remember. Maybe I did. Maybe I didn't. And so, you know, Teddy was like, well, this pretend amnesia, which was sort of like this rude thing. But I also do think that Erica, like, Erica could have helped, like, she could have helped set the record straight about what happened on that dinner. And instead, it's just like, there's sort of like, I felt like,

Lisa's were saying it, it's Duret's word against Teddy's word. It's like everyone was at that table and everyone saw it and Duret was being like, you know, she was talking a little shit about Lisa Van Opomp. We all saw it. And like Teddy's going who's like, she told Lisa, you know, Doree was talking shit about you. And you should like know that.

And then no one seems to really be backing her up. And she's like, you're there. Like why are you like, Erica, your whole thing is like, I don't give a fuck, I keep it real, I'm always gonna keep it real. And yet you're not like, you're not speaking up. So it's like having to, it's having to like deconstruct something

that doesn't really even make sense. Doreet wasn't really talking shit. She sat down at the dinner and told a story of what she was, what she went through with Vanderpromp, but in a, like she's trying to look like a badass. Like, oh, I just told Lisa Vanderpromp, she doesn't control me. You know, it wasn't that big of a, like, she's trying to look like a badass. Like, oh, I just told Lisa Vanderpump, she doesn't control me. You know, it wasn't that big of a deal, but Teddy's making it sound like it's this

huge deal. And she was bashing her and this and that. Of course, it would hurt her feelings when she watched the show like later, but, well, it became a big deal because to re-denied the whole thing. Yeah, re-denied. Never talking about it. Yeah. Because they kept bringing it, you know, it's just, it's nonsense.

And it's like if I was, they have a right to talk about whatever they want. But if I was in that circle, I wouldn't be sitting there. Well, here's what she said. Here's what they said. Here's what they did. It's petty, you know? And she said a million times, like, this is petty shit. I don't want to fight about this shit, you know?

Yeah. No, I mean, I fully, I fully think Erica had a right to be annoyed because it was, it was not nice what, what Teddy said said that implication that she's a liar And so that's when Erica like lost her mind and she's like I don't remember and I'm tied up being last year You know, yeah, and Vanderpump sees that because you know We've all seen this in Erica before when she just decides she's gonna be mad And then there's no talking reason at all. She just starts having a temper tantrum So Vanderpump goes all right

Let's go let's go Like backing away from the table. I love Lisa Vanderpump is I've always called her the Madam at a saloon horse shop, you know, like a fellow. I've called that from like episode one and it really is hilarious when it's like, all right, everyone's pulling out the guns, whores back away from the table slowly and go to your rooms. Yeah, so Tady does and go to your rooms. Yeah, so, um, so Teddy does apologize, though, to her credit. She doesn't, she doesn't get all, she doesn't turn into a big fight.

She apologizes, but Eric is like not, not having any more. Eric is like, I'm sick of this boring ass bitch on the show. I'm done. I'm done. Yeah, she didn't mean to offend me, but she did mean to call me a liar. So, uh, no, no, that's what's offended me. And she's not letting it go. So, I don't know, that's what's event me an apple. And she's not letting it go. So Vanderpump drags Teddy out of there. Then Teddy starts crying. And then Vanderpump's like, come back broken little baby bear bird. Oh no, a broken bear. That's new.

It might be a new charity. Get back in limping bear. Come to mama. And even to reach trying to console Teddy. She's like, Teddy, I'm the one who's upset with you. You're not allowed to be upset, Teddy. Teddy. Teddy. Not fair. I'm an American girl. You can't push and not expect someone to push back.

I'm not that not expect someone to push back. That's not how I work. Hello. It's true, it's true. But, you know, I just feel like, I think Eric is right, you can't push and expect it not to, especially on one of these shows, I'm not expect to clap back.

But Eric was, I do feel like Eric was being a little shitty by acting like what Doreet said wasn't me. And like, you know, Eric may not remember exactly what she said, but she can still remember the spirit of that interaction that Doreet had with the table. And she can still be like, I don't remember if I said it or not,

but yeah, I would have thought it was embarrassing. You know, I don't I I know she doesn't want to be dragged into it, but well, it's also an alliance. Like she's got a friendship of to read. So she's not going to go throw her into the bus for a lease of antipump of all people. You know what I'm yeah. Yeah, but I'm saying it she I understand she doesn't want

to be dragged into it, but her not speaking up is also her way of taking a side. Yeah, I hate to say She is taking a side to read she's making an alliance to reason her alliance now. So why would she go go That's why the defense of Erica by saying she doesn't want to be dragged into it. That's like not a good defense because she's by not Change my defense. She's made a alliance and she's sticking with her alliance. There we go. That's better. Thank you.

That's all I need. So you've got it, darling. Good point. So they get on the car and she's like, I've seen Eric do that before. So when that happens, you run and you get to baseball bat and you tell Kent, come get run and you get to baseball bat and you tell Kent Get to driver get to driver and Teddy's like well

She's really good at hurting my feelings. She's done it before she did it again. So well done clip clop clip clop Well done. I was like I love that she's giving her applause like a horse Clip clip clop and this is like well She's like I don't think I Eric remembers truly until he's like, that's fine, but then keep your mouth shut. Like, why are you so upset, you know? She goes, and I'm getting out of the car now. And then it comes to air. She's like, where? Wait, who says?

It's a Rena. Rena's like, I think I think Eric will apologize. I think she's going to apologize. She has that. She has that. And then then then then it cuts to Erica. She's I'm not apologizing. So don't ask for it. You're not gonna get it. Miss crab, baby. Oh, that's my new ballad. Miss crab. Crying all the night. The tears. Not gonna apologize. Oh, she's gonna ballot anymore. And that brings us to the end of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Very big, very big episode. I saw it was, that was hard.

Where's the end there? Like the capping start to kick in and I was like trying to like unpack like the layers of this fight in the past few weeks of who said what at what time and who said is on who and I was like, Oh my god, my brain is hurting. Yeah, you need like a full on serial killer diagram up there with pushpins and yarn to follow this petty shit. I think at the end of the day it's all to reach fault. Let's be honest. Yeah, everything's to reach fault. We have... listener spot law.

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And then when we come calling for entries, send them on. So here is Rebecca Shaq, everyone. Hi guys, Rebecca Shaq here, checking in for Minneapolis. My current favorite Bravo show right now has to be Beverly Hills. I just think it's kind of a slow burn, but this petty shit is just really great.

And I hate to read, and I've kind of always hated to read, but this is so great, this Lisa Vanderpump thing. And I kind of like Teddy. She's a little bit of a slow burn, but I think, wittingly or not, she's just in the background and a part of all these disputes. So I'm excited to see where that goes. I don't know that anything could really make it better. Oh, I think just so touch-a-kim Richards and Camille being a full cast

member would be really the icing on the cake. Although this year she's just playing such a critical role. So I think she's going to be back for more. That's what I got. I hope to see you guys soon. Maybe, maybe there's still hope for Minneapolis live show. I sure would love that. Otherwise, I will find a way to get to you somewhere in the Midwest soon. All right. Thanks for everything and I'm so glad for all your success in 2018 we'll talk to you soon. Bye. Hey, thank you so much for that sweet lady. I really like very much in line Rebecca and I and our feelings on this cast. I like that. I know you you picked the perfect one for today. I love it. And I rest my case with this. Listeners fought like case close.

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