Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Thanks for the Meme-ories, Part 1 — Live from Philadelphia

Episode Date: January 2, 2020

It's the episode that launched a million memes: Taylor Armstrong losing her mind at a party in Malibu. For our live show in Philadelphia, we decided to take a stroll down memory lane to Season 2, Episode 14 of "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." Our recap was so long (mainly because we were feeling like lunatics and going on a million tangents), that we've split the episode into two parts, with the second one coming tomorrow. Happy New Year! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Oh my god. We are so excited. The first of all, who here was at the early show? Oh wow. You all going to get kicked out. I know, we have five people standing by the end of the show. Wow. Including, thank God, you know, Salash show of the week and it's the late show and God, I'm

so glad to have a drink. I've been waiting all day, you know. That's one of those things where you're still like, if you don't have M&M, it's like, you could care less, but if you don't have them, you're like, what a fucking M&M, you know? Yeah. Just give me an M. I totally want. All I want is, all I want for Christmas is an M&M.

But, Ronnie, it's not my eye padded, you're eye. This one's mine, right? Yeah. They're so similar. We are really excited. You're going to start drinking now. You know, sometimes on the outside, we're like, Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,

But on the inside, on the inside, Wow. on the inside. The inside. Wow. I think we need to talk, Ronnie. Shocked with my inside voice. You've been drinking a lot, haven't you? Is there anything you want to talk about with me? Have one guess why I'm drinking a lot?

I can't make that guess. As far as I can tell, you're just one big broken bird. You know, I've been through really hard here this year. To Kelsey did when he did to me on national television. Maybe Paul could take the dog out for a walk. Ever thought about that? Maybe I could have one year in my life where I'm not bitch-reed right into the heart by Kaya Richard. You guys.

You just saw inside our brains. That is really my self-talk. You know, when you go, I was listening to the Docker Phil because my new obsession is the Oprah podcast because I haven't had enough Oprah in my life so I listen to that super soul shit. Which by the way is lower tech than watch what crap ends if you can believe it. I don't know if you've ever heard it's like Oprah just like rolled out a bed check. All right, who's here? Come on in. She's like Adrian Maloof on her podcast. Like I don't care. It's like she's recording it on her phone, you know,

you can't hear shit. Why love Oprah, I love her, okay. So I'm listening to Super Soul, and I was like running out of them, because my spirit is like clean. It's what I'm saying. The water's running dry. If you wore poured water on my spirit, it would run clear.

So I was listening to Dr. Phil. I was like, I'm not gonna listen to fucking Dr. Phil. Okay, Dr. Phil talks to you like you're an idiot. Why aren't you two ladies? Here's what you need to tell yourself. Or Michulase is tied if they're not. Kite your shoelaces. You know.

Well, I have a shoelace when you could have Belcro for your soul. So I was listening to that and just like eating it up. Like I hated him and I was like, he's amazing, no wonder he's rich. So I was listening to him and he was talking about self-talk and like how the inside voice isn't really you. So I've been listening to my inside voice

and I realized it really is me, Dr. Phil's full of shit. It is me. And all of that that you just heard is real housewives soundtracks and me just being like, how could you cut me off in traffic like that? For those of you guys wondering what was that music and why did it sound so familiar? It is actually a track from Mr. Alan Lazar who is the composer of a lot of the real housewives music that you hear. This is not a joke. This is not, he is the original my show. So he, you know, he has, he actually has a website that is up right here with like a lot of tracks from like early season. A lot of tracks from like early season. A lot of days. I don't know, I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know when. But there's so many tracks. And we thought we would play some of them. Because tonight we will be recapping a classic episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Oh, yes. So here's one. Here's one it's called Secret Boob Job.

This is. Here's one, it's called Secret Boobjob. This is... Tell me if you recognize it. Now imagine Lee's Savander Pum. I'm going to get a Secret Boobjob. I can put on my finest blazer with a pushy bow don't let anyone see. I've got jiggie here. It's very surprising. Here's your jiggies. Jiggies actually got boobs. Do you know that jiggie got boobs, ladies? Amazing. I've just got the biggest boobs on the doll.

I'm just gonna sit on the dome. We have one. I mean, there's so many amazing ones. God, these are so good. Yeah, there's Ellen, the closet. Oh, wait, where was that? Oh, yeah. Kyle in the closet. Looking for her fedora, okay?

We don't know what these are. We're just pressing play on random ones. It takes a moment for a to...but for... The cat is just playing play on random ones. It takes a moment for a topt, but for a... The countess is playing the Bongo. Yeah. Oh. There's so much stuff in here. I don't know what to do with all.

Oh, look, there's all Kim's awards. We'll put those in the back. I wish I had $120,000 to give that lady who screwed up her dead friend after she was murdered by O.J. Can someone check the door? I think my Rolex is being post-mated. Wow, wacky. In Beverly Hills, it's not the size of your closet.

I have a big closet. That's really all I had to say about it. Okay, there's one that seems very promising. OK, this is going to call upon everyone's memories of certain characters that run the show. And by characters, I mean dogs. There's a song here called Jiggy versus Kingsley. Oh.

Is this going to be like a rap battle? I don't know, but if there were lyrics, you know one of them would have been about somebody being sent to camp, like halfway through. Here comes Jiggy vs Kingsley. This is, I'm really excited to hear where this is gonna take us. Me too. That's Jiggy. Yeah. This was, this is before jiggin' realized he's gonna be maimed for life.

Oh, there's things late. Nah, here's Kingsley. I got the fuck off my lawn. Kingsley just saw an old lady roll across the coldest sack and he's like, I'm gonna bite that bitch's face. And now here comes Kim Richards, tossing it, bowl of chicken salad. Like, yeah, the dad's a player.

Hey, you know why you're pissed, man? You should have put your face on my dog's face. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, Oh, my goodness. Let's do one more and then I mean we're gonna be playing them the entire night just so you know. Oh my god, I play that one up there. Which one? The Perseus Absassiness. Here it comes. Yeah. Okay, I'm just walking to Kyle by E-Lean2.

I'm making it a song that craft Beverly House Bella-Dine. Wait a second, I gotta Lisa and his big man. She really loves to like swim, but you're pointing. Yeah. You're pointing at all the fish that have to get out of the way Mr. Allen Lazar you thank you for your gift sir. You're a gift and we oh We we we we we we we we we we we we there's one more one more we have to play because I just saw it This is something we've all felt This is called I wonder about Yolanda.

Oh! All right, Bringer. I wonder about Yolanda. I wonder about Yolanda. White jeans and lemon trees. A man I code a king. I go home to my mental aunt, Up above the hill, there's a man,

So I'm in cows down on the street. I got limes. I got limes. Who needs lemons when you got limes? Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick lines, lines, Tick tick tick tick, lines, Tune these lemmings when you got lines, I wonder about me, I wonder about me, Who is Adrian believe in this world?

I don't know, because she don't have lines, Limes, my daughter's babies, so was the other one. Happy birthday, the weekend. Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, don't do that. Tick, tick, tick, tick, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, That is my holiday season jam. That was it. Wow. Wow, David Foster is somewhere like, God damn it. I know.

No, Katherine McFee's gonna have a cover of that. She's like, loves, loves. I just saw Katherine McFee and Waitress on Broadway and she was so surprisingly good like I loved her And I just but she's playing like an abused waitress, you know who loves pie, which I'm not abused But I am a waitress and I love pie so I was like there and also I've recapped American Idol back in the day So I'd like hate love her, but I'd now I love love her anyway the point is in my mind the plot was just all about David Foster Not being abusive, but just being like oh oh, I have to go home to David Foster. Like, oh, I'd rather make a pie. And I really was into it. I just, you made me laugh so much

that it's not coming out of my nose. You're also, like, you also have the flu. So, you know, we have all gathered here today for a very important moment. Ladies, screams that I cat the origin story. For those of you guys have no idea what we're talking about this is where the internet sensation started. This episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, which I'm going to try to keep my thing propped up so you can see.

I don't know how long it's to stay up, but we'll try. Oh, here. Oh, can you have to put it in the middle? Oh, I can't. I'm petal yours. I wonder about your lambda. Here, do you want to, I have like 20 drinks up here? We can lean it on something here. Lean it on tea. Oh, perfect Listen as we are saying my family lean on Tito

Okay, so real housewives of Beverly Hills season two episode no, is that right season two? Season 2 episode. No. Is that right? Season 2. Episode 14. What team? Which originally aired December 5, 2011. So it's basically the eight year anniversary of this mess.

My God, you guys remember? Yes. We've all made it, guys. We made it. Barely, girl. We could have gone to college and medical school by now. I have lost and gained 19,000 and seven pounds, I think. Every day since this episode aired, I've been like, I'm going to lose 10 pounds. Some days I've done it, some days I haven't.

You know what? Welcome almost 2020 to see this. And congratulations to all those firms that make silicone and plastic. As we've seen, like really, they've had a really good, like, plus the price. They've had a good price. Yeah, they've had, yeah. Home Depot thanks this cast. I mean, this was the first cast I think we ever said, wow, I think Adrian Mollief uses kalk in her face. Like, is that? It was that bad.

This is the first Beverly Hills, or this is the first housewives cast that was this crazy with the plastic surgery. Yeah, yeah. And this is when they looked more sane. So, yeah, and they all look fucking crazy. I remember when they first came out, the whole cast went on good morning America or some shit.

I don't know some shit I'm barely awake for. And they were like, so your face is. They did not hide it at all. And Taylor's like, well, that's Beverly Hills. We just saw you Botox. We don't really do anything now. I mean, it's not like surgery. And backstage I was looking up Taylor Ford on the strong.

Looking up all this shit. Because remember how crazy she was? And so I was looking up all the shit about her and with a clip of her thing. Oh, yeah, just both talks It's both talks and then it shows her face from high school, which is basically a fist and then her face now Blessed sister sister. When she's basically she's senior when says senior reach of when says So yeah, so we're just gonna we're just gonna dive into it. We're gonna dive right right into Basically, she's senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a senior when she's a Opening lines, always the most fun part is going back as the opening line. So it opens up with Lisa Vanderpump going,

life in Beverly Hills is a game and I make the rules. And I'm like, you know, I wish someone had just told Teddy Melon came to watch this opening credit. Would have stayed her a lot of energy. She basically says it right there, we've noted all this time, so why making such a fuss? I make the rules and you've broken them. I'm going home now.

I'm not playing with this bowl anymore. Teddy is like, hi, I'm Teddy. You know this guy with Lisa? It's like a game and she makes the rules. Yeah, she said it's season two. We've known this. This is why we like her. Dirt.

Teddy. So then Kyle, now I love getting on Kyle, because every lime she has, it, like, in Beverly Hills. Yeah. She really at least has a better route. But it's a bit of a higher episode, by the way, knowing we know now. I'm not the richest girl in Beverly Hills. God, how time's it?

But I want to be. You know, a richy is now. Even when I talk about Kyle now, I'm like, what a bit. God, I love her. God, you want to go to lunch? She's so rich. She's like, I'm not the richest girl in Beverly Hills, but I'm the luckiest. You have a put together closet from Target.

Like, you know the Target? They did that. She, they charged her like $100 something thousand to do a put together closet from Target. Where you got the clip it she's doing. She used to do those, do you guys remember or she used to do those like videos for like Target that were on Bravo Oots, she was like,

here's my closet, this is where I hang my shoes and like put shoes in the pockets and here's a hanger and here's like my page when I was on ER three years ago. You know, Kyle did Target commercials? No, I don't know. She had a tie with Target. Does anyone remember that? She, I would have given up Target.

No, I don't remember that. I'm at it Target. I'm still mad at Kyle all over again. I'll be trained Kim in the back of that limo. So what if your sister's an alcoholic? Let us figure it out. Here's the thing, Kyle has always been obsessed with being the most popular and the richest.

And it's right here, I'm not the richest girl. She's already talking about how much money that she has. But I'm the luckiest. She's the luckiest. She thinks she's lucky because she found a Fedora. Oh my God, it's gonna be all the rage. I'm gonna wear it for the next eight years. I forgot that Kyle was wearing fedoras all the way back then.

Yeah. She was... We didn't realize that we've been subdued to this fedora for a very long time. It's been a very long time. I'm surprised there's not a song called, I wonder about the fedora. Fucking fedoras by Ronnie Caram music.

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Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondering app. I'll let you do the Kim one. That's really your real house. I love some Kim. So Kim is always in those collars that are like after her chin. She's dressed like she's like living on the frontier. Yeah.

They're like real silky and pink. And when she does this cameo lip thing in her opening, it gets real close up to her face. It's like Patsy Stone from Absolutely Fabulous. She's like, you're right Kim, spit it out. Thank you. I'm not sure if she's going to be able to do it. I'm not sure if she's going to be able to do it. I'm not sure if she's going to be able to do it. I'm not sure if she's going to be able to do it.

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I was like, you fucking kidding me. And it had like a blinking little, you know, LED light in the bottom. And you had to press it. And when you press it, it'd be like, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing Okay, I forgot about her hair tassels. That was like a pretty significant thing was like the Adrian Maloof hair tassel. And yet she didn't sell them.

This is why. She's very my little pony with those. My little Adrian. My little Adrian. Little girls just playing with their little my little Adrian dolls. Like you stupid, you dumb, you stupid, you dumb. Stop, stop, stop, stop. You dumb. Stop, stop, stop, stop.

You pulled the cord, stop, stop, stop. Paul, Paul. Mommy, I don't think the cell is nice. Paul. It's like Terry Wade Chucky. Chucky's like, ooh, bright of Chucky, stop. Okay, yep. The bright of Chucky's like terrified of her. Okay, so, um,

Camille. Camille, okay, here, turn. Well, hello. Diamonds are in a girl's best friend. What? Huh. Freedom is... Uh, Kelsey has a small dick. There, I said it. You're still recording? And he takes it up the bathroom deal does you didn't hear it from me. Now, I don't remember exactly how Camille did her stance, but I'm pretty sure she did the standard life.

Kind of, yeah. She actually comes out and makes a stance. She goes like this. Camille's sort of a local girl, right? She's Jersey, right? No one wants to claim her. They're like, no, she's from Arizona. Yeah. wants to claim her. They're like, no, she's from Arizona. She is. Yeah. So then we go, then the episode starts. And it actually opens up in Lisa's old house.

But for, she might have burnt it down on accident. Not sure how that happened. What didn't have a name back then? It was before Villa Rosa. Villa Ritia, then all of you are. I feel like when Lisa was in that house, that's when she had her, that was the peak of her strength. And when she moved into Vila Rosa, it started to like, it was, she's entered a world of like,

pussy bows and like, shoulder pads and weird sparkly, like things that came up like this. You know, I thought of, I thought God, you know, time has really changed and Lisa really did get like more daughtering as a daughtering. Is that a daughtering? As time went on. Yeah, but she didn't, she was still like that in this one

and her first scene, she's like, oh, and you. Welcome to my home, I love tea and pretty doggies. I was like, I don't know why I remember Lisa being like. I'm falling fancy free. like my season two she was like We're going to have five tea cups at Pendo was wedding for every person in tea service So speaking of which so we're there because Kevin Lee wedding planner to the stars So he is there to do the table decorations for pandys wedding. I can't believe that

Pandy and Jason what's his face? They've been there for like years. The hot fuck Jason hot fuck. Wow. They just have a hot romance. So so anyway so Kevin Lee is putting together various like tables to try out for like the whiting, like what's going to be the final look for the. Kevin is called three tables to make an impression on us and I hope at least one works. I was like okay, do you want the one with diamonds dripping off of the pink roses? Do you want the diamonds coming out of the pink roses? Do you want the pink roses shitting out the diamonds onto other diamonds that are shrouded by the petals of

the pink roses? Which one would you like? How about the one that has like the giant arch of flowers with a swing in the middle that she knows on? Happy marriage! You know she was on one of them. So, yeah, so Pandora and Lisa enter. And they also enter with Jason's mom, Valerie. This is the last we ever saw his parents.

I want to know what the Vanderpumps did to Jason's parents because we never saw them again after the season. Valerie was just there to make sure Jason didn't sign a prenup and then she went home. Yeah, like I'm done. Work here is done. So the first table that Kevin shows Lisa is the King Arthur table and he has like selected pewter goblets.

I think he's just like trying to fuck with her. Goblets, no, no, I need something sexy. Ah. Pewter goblets, boom. Oh, no, I need something sexy. Ah. Piotr Koblet. Oh, yeah. Then she goes, but I love that sexy pink in the middle. Just because it's pink doesn't mean it's automatically sexy. There's like a pink napkin.

She's like, oh, what a sexy napkin. Oh, sexy. That napkin's boobies are out there. So sexy, it's his. Look, everything is sexy. Also, King Arthur, look, I only know my history from musicals, but from Camelot, his wife cheating on his ass, right? Like, that's a whole point of, yeah, with Lance a lot.

Wouldn't Lance a lot bone in the main chick, but all you kids out there. I don't know. I just know like a mixture of names, but I don't know if they all worked as Mordred, they're Stasi. Just like what's that they're Stasi. There's Kristen, there's Toth. There's wife, Chate, that's what I'm saying. You don't want that at your wedding, you know? Is there even a Mordred?

Am I making that up? Is there someone, is there someone with a really fancy name, like Morgan LaFay? Isn't there? I'm sure. What was she doing in there? This kid got like, it's like all medieval. It's like, can't you author and go and delete it?

Hey, I'm Morgan Lafay. Someone came in from like a Tennessee Williams play. Someone just went, aw, someone felt bad for Morgan Lafay. I know, they were like, ah, poor Morgan Lafay. So he's like, it's so eng, oh, sorry Kevin, it's so English though, it's so English. Don't you love the King Arthur? And it's like, we moved here to get away from the English staff.

And a lot of tax problems. Most likely, I'm not going to make that out of his embassies. Yes, yes. Poor Pandy doesn't get to have any decision in this wedding, by the way. Did you notice that? It's like, so Pandy,'t get to have any decision in this wedding, by the way. Did you notice that? It's like, so Pandy, what would you like? Well, I would like, oh, she wants the sexy pink napkins, don't you, Pandy.

Yes, my love, yes, my love, I love it, I love it, my love. But she also does just choose everything Lisa wants anyway, because they both walk in and they're like, K out together. And then she's like, I love the pink. It's like, of course she do. And Lisa's like, like I love the pink. It's like of course you do and Lisa's like her favorite color is pink I only want to do what bandora would like

Luckily her favorite color is pink and her favorite dresses have been selected by me and I Found I found Jason. They this is the first time they've met at this table moment. Yes He's my favorite. Okay, so do you have anything more about this wedding? This is back in the day too, before they were like, people are falling asleep, Beverly Hills. They're like, let's make this scene 30 pages long. Yeah, I think the only thing I have is that,

at one point Lisa puts a pink napkin on a silver charger. You know, that silver plate, she puts a pink napkin on it and she goes, it's the best thing I've ever seen! Yeah, because she's like, okay, he's done all this work. So she takes one thing from that table and one thing from that table, one thing from this table. She can say she did her daughter's wedding, you know?

Wait, Ronnie, can I just put this receipt? Right here. Wait Ronnie, can I just put this receipt right here? It's the best thing I've ever seen Mommy who can't suspect haven't I haven't I Some might call me a My stroke, but I didn't say it Get it out of here, get it out. Oh!

It's beauty it paralyzes me. The symmetry, and it's so sexy too. Can do like it, can. I don't fucking know what they're my hand up of dead dogs ass right now trying to make this work I see what are we gonna do right to check going there? Ah! Are fucking hideous. I see the difference now. Who did that? Who did that?

With it you, Max. I shall banish you to the back room of sir for all of your twenties for doing that You shall never have an apartment with a zebra love seat in it Max has your curse you will never not be a bus boy at one of my establishments We will send you to the darkest place known to mankind known as a music school of Hollywood Boulevard. In an evil horrible dark place called Holy Wu. Oh, I thought you were going to put it back up.

I was like, that were actually invested in up. I was like, mm-hmm. Now that we're actually invested in this. I'm like, you do it. I know, I'm like, how does it end? We know how, and Max is still a fucking best boy, one for establishment, so girl, that curse worked. By the way, my left is sent. For people who are like listening at home and are like, what the fuck is the other damn live show?

Are we talking about, for those one, we were putting a receipt on top of a liquor bottle. So you're really, what's it for? Pie pizzeria in Del Mar and St. Louis. Because I wore the same pants yesterday. Classy, right? I wear $5 pants. Okay, I can't get a new pair of pants. I want them at home, yes. I want to a university, right? I went to a university, right? I went to a university, right? I went to a university, right? I went to a university, right?

I went to a university, right? I went to a university, right? I went to a university, right? I went to a university, right? I went to a university, right? I went to a university, right? I went to a university, right? I went to a university, right?

I went to a university, right? I went to a university, right? I went to a university, right? I went to a university, right? I went to a university, right? I went to a university, right? I went to a university, right? I went to a university, right?

I went to a university, right? I went to a university, right? I went to a university, right? I went to a university, right? I went to a university, right? I went to a university, right? I went to a university, right? I went to a huge like crosswalk. It takes a long time to walk across. And it was like one thirty in the morning and there was like no one there. And I stopped and Max starts walking across the crosswalk. It's not like a crazy thing to see people, like it was near pump, so it was like not crazy.

So the reason why I mentioned this is he was walking and then the thing went from like walk to like And let me tell you what Max did he did one of these moments he did one of these things where he went like this He like trotted across and like wave like sorry. I'm in the crosswalk. I was like, that is the finest person. He's a very nice person. That is character right there. I always said, poor. Yeah. So that is that I want him to get credit for being a good pedestrian. Yeah.

Sexy piano music for Kyle's house. Kyle's music, even Kyle's music makes me mad. It's like, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink. Like shut up for Kyle. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, we know this one. Yeah.

But I care it's for my friends. I Thought they were to those again She wore something nicer than I have so I'm gonna get it to That song was called white party style classic Kyle Kyle loves a white people party Give us memories of Glenn Kyle loves a white people party. Gives us memories of Glenn. Fat burger at the best housewives gift to ever come out of this show. Actually, also the Taylor eating cotton candy gift.

I mean, that is still... When she's like... What we can see why I'm single, but you get the point. I got like a quarter of a tiny water bottle in my mouth. So Kyle has taken Estella, who's Mauricio's mom, to Paul Naseef's office because I forgot that there had been this arc that she wanted a face lift. So she got the mother-in-law grot one. arc that she wanted a face lift So she should go the mother-in-law got one. Yeah, yeah, she got it. Yeah, she got it. It was actually it actually was really good So that's exciting for her. Yeah, but this is Kyle in a fedora

Kyle and her fucking fedora acting like oh my god surgery. Oh, so scared of surgery. It's so terrifying I would never get surgery. And Paul's like, hey Kyle, are you here for me to remove that fucking monstrosity from off your top of your head? Yeah. So she's in there, and she starts peeking up all as equipment.

I was like, oh my god, look at this. Wow, look at this. Oh, look, little. Oh, I wonder what's in this crazy red box. I got stabbed. Am I going to please stop touching everything in this crazy red box. I got stabbed. Am I getting pleased? Stop touching everything in the doctor's office. So Paul's like, well, Stella, you look very natural from the front.

Fuck, I'm the thing of that to say to someone whose face you just ripped off and stapled back up to their forehead. Stella, I've noticed that if I stand at a 13 degree angle and raise my chin up and squint my right eye, you look very natural. Yeah. And she's like, I feel it. You know, I love, I look at myself in the mirror and I say, that's me. And that's what's good about it. No, it's not. Get your fucking money back. I can be $10,000 to change my face and I look in the mirror and it's my face, you're fucking dead. I'll tell you that right now.

So here is a great quote from Kyle Richards. This was like, I think we, when we all saw this, we were like, so she goes, I think if anyone wants to get plastic surgery, that's their choice, but personally, I wish everybody would just drop the Botox, drop the fillers, and let's all fight fair. This is what we've got.

First of all, she's on her fourth nose when she says this. It's not like she's a general hypocrite, because you know every young person is like, Botox, I would never do that to myself. You know, and then the second, it's like 33. You're like, oh my god, this is Botox, this is Botox. It's not like it's a facelift, you know. We've all been there. Yeah, so she says.

So it's not like she's a general hypocrite. She's a fucking liar, because that is not her saying this. Do you look that shit up on the wiki? It's true, it's true. I mean, she looks great. I mean, listen, I'm not making a fat regret. I'm making a fat regret, she looks great. Of course she fucking looks great.

She's been slack-tucked, Nick. It's cost a lot of goddamn money. Mauricio has worked very many years for her to look that great, OK? Good for you, you know? Show off your art, but don't be a fucking liar, Kyle. At least someone like Jennifer Aiden on Jersey is like, I have this shit sucked out and makes them fucking

the plastic surgeon. Yeah. Fight me. Sinch, so Kyle goes, you know, I'll never, I'll never, I'll never say never to plastic surgery, but you know, I'd rather just like take care of my skin really well. And you know, I mean, if it's hanging down to the ground or, you know, if Kim's skin looks better than mine, then we'll get it fixed. I know Kim's one gift to Kyle, as it shall always be older than her.

You know, it's like the one thing Kyle will always win on. So Paul's like, well actually Kyle, you should consider it. Have you seen yourself? You've got wrinkles. Your plastic surgeons are such dicks. It's like, hi, good to meet you. Pull out a Sharpie. Well, this is like just drawing dicks on your face,

because I can, you know. That's true. Yes, it's very scary. So now we head over. Oh, should we have another moment of transitional music here? This is something called rampant emotion. Ooh. The next time I see that Camille grammar, it's not going to be pretty.

This is awesome and it's him looking for the keys. Who's the? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So they're at this place called Nick. It's Brandon Adrian. Oh God, Brandy Glamp. Okay, so let's go. Now you know that we met Brandy Glamp one real life and love her now. But let's be real. Brandy Glamp is a crazy bitch. Yeah. And I love on this season, because you remember she tricked us, like this season. She just talked like this. She have kind of like a really high Kelly dog voice yeah she was tricky she make high so good to see you look so pretty I'm just gonna have a party and we're all gonna get learn how to give more jobs and like ha ha ha crazy macy a

thing you look beautiful she's tricked us and then by the next season she's like fuck you you fucking holy yeah Kelly Dodd really like took the branding model and then perfect it's just like, fuck you, you fucking holy, you have to fucking, yeah. Yeah, Kelly Dodd really like took the Brandy model and then perfected it because like, well Brandy never realized she would just be like, you're doing math in the bathroom, but Kelly Dodd was like, you're doing math in the bathroom, you do work. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I owe you an apology.

I'm sorry, I owe you an apology. I'm sorry, I owe you an apology. Remember that time I called you a pig? I don't wanna call you a pig. I was just calling you a pig because time I called you a pig? I don't wanna call you a pig. I was just calling you a pig because slight calls you a pig and I knew it upset you. This is sorry, Becky. Becky, you're a fucking pig.

Yeah, cut to two days later. Yeah, Brandy didn't learn that part of it. So it's Adrian and Brandy, and they are doing like the time honored Beverly Hills housewife thing which is that they sit down and it's like, oh, I'm so busy, I'm busy too, I'm busy. I'm almost ready to get my boot off, because members he entered the show,

like with a broken leg. And then Kyle and Kim hid her leg. They hid her crush, I gave them the, sorry, that would be way worse. I'm making Kyle worse. I'm like, remember when Kyle ate her, I turned her to a beer? I tried to go to a beer.

Her prosthetic leg. So this, a waiter comes up and he was terrified. I don't know if you guys noticed. He goes, do you guys want to order, what are my food? You want my food? Don't look at me. Don't look at me in the face.

Yeah. Ah, we'll have the grilled pizza. Yeah. Fucking grilled pizza, only in Beverly Hills. It's grilled pizza. Guess. Fucking grilled pizza only in Beverly Hills. It's grilled pizza. Guess what? It's a fucking pizza, okay? Grilled. I feel like they put it on a fucking grill.

You put it in a pizza, but like every other pizza, I was like, what is this pizza gonna look like? Fucking pizza. What do you think it's gonna look like? Yeah, fucking pizza. Yeah, what can you do? So, so then also what I love, this is why I love watching Bravo for lines like these. Brenny's like, you know, I was thinking, you know, because you had a barbecue and come and buy me to the saiyans, which is really sweet. I was like, did you just throw in saiyans and do they, I mean, I remember the saiyans, but

just like the fact that that's like a normal thing. It's like, oh, Ronnie, before we get to the plane tomorrow, we have to check out the hotel. There's the saiyan. There's the saiyan, yes. And then pack your bags and check in. Yes. Do not forget the electronic cigarette smoking party. Yeah. And the blood job party.

We are totally going to a blood job Party before we get on that plane. Goddamn it. Yeah. It's so funny that you even thought of that because I was just watching it like not even thinking that was weird at all. You know, she told me I'm going to say, it's just so sweet of her, so sweet.

But they're so funny because Brandy's like, well, I'm almost ready to get my boot off and oh, I got those shoes you sent over, Adrienne. Those are great shoes. I'll get you crazy. You can wear And oh, I got those shoes you sent over, Adrian. Those are great shoes. I'll get you crazy. You can wear them as the first pair of shoes you wear after you get your boot off.

Like, nobody wearing the Maloof, okay? It was this. The Maloof. We have a lot of people show up in like a Patricia Caften or like, I don't know what's another, well, we've had even some had, even some infinity girl jeans. Skinny girl, we have never seen a Malefic.

Never Malefic. But someone's wearing them here tonight. Someone is wearing a legit Malefic. God damn it, okay, I spoke to you soon. So, yeah. You find those, are there still around? Are there still a thing? She found like, like a milk carton and cut it in half

and put it on her foot. It's like, damn, that's as good as it is, Paul. So now you can make one at home also. It's like the Nintendo Labo. So, so anyways, so there's gonna be this, Randy has a friend who's gonna do has a house in Malibu and there's gonna be a belly dancer and a wine tasting, et cetera.

My house is just disaster. It's like you are living on a bench. Like what are you even talking about? You're suburban that you're living in at the park as a disaster, but you gotta give her credit for trying. Brandy is the scrappiest ass who's ever been on these shows. She came on as like an extra with that crazy con man guy

said his mom was a horror and Paris member was a sea soul. Cedric. The season one gay, who remember they just pretended it is dead now. They just never mention him again. So she came on his friend of Cedric in season one. That's a sad subtitle. And then she made it onto here and God bless her heart. Made it off and it's still just floor she's still shooting with them. So anyway, so they're talking and just a call back to the pizza, the pizza finally arrives.

And it is like this big. It is this big. It's like a Yamaka that comes right down in between them for them to share. And they don't even eat it. Yeah, it's a little Tostino's pizza roll. Do you remember this? Well, I'm full.

I had a lot of air. So I'm going to I had a lot of air. So, I'm gonna have a party, like, I don't know, I was thinking of having a boat job party, or just a party where we lived at Billy Dance. I really have a voice, because I'm really nice person at the same thing. And Adrian's like, wow, are you gonna have like Taylor and Pugh. Camille Taylor and Camille, yes. I'm gonna buy Camille. It's cool. The fuck are you fooling? Me eight years ago, that's true.

Yeah. So the thing is that Camille and Taylor have a lot of tension right now. And we see a flashback from the Reddit party the previous episode. And Taylor's waiting in line to go to the bathroom. And then Camille comes out and tell him, I was like, oh, hi. I didn't know you were in there.

I mean, I knew you were in there. I BS in all. Yeah, I BS in the Calhill. I wish Marie said we're here to help me finish this competition. You know, she had some I BS in the past. She went in there and I went in there. She was a boob or he, which is where you sprayed on the toilet or you go under the thing Actually encapsulate your

People We go in there and then when you flush the toilet it actually goes down like the gips into the sore So just thank you for my gift. It must be our poopery What must be about Pupari? Pupari. So upsetting. That is. So upsetting. The first time, and I'm sorry if you've heard these stories

a million times, but we've literally recapped this nine times. No, just kidding. We didn't the beginning. But I remember the first time I saw Camille grammar was on Oprah with Kelsey, and he had just married her. And I guess she was like, I'm going to have my own thing too. I'm not just the wife of a celebrity.

I'm the really dumb wife with IBS of a celebrity. So she came on Oprah to talk about IBS, and Kelsey's sitting there the whole time like, I'm not a Jesus. Oprah really hurts. And people don't understand IBS. Like, you get it. People don't like to talk about it.

He's like, tall salad and scrambled eggs. I was like, who is this moment? And why is she talking about shitting for an hour on that? Well, who is she? And then it turned out to be Camille Grammar. As long as we're sharing, like, my first Camille Grammar experience is, I've said this in the podcast too, but I just feel like it's important to bring this up. I remember after 9-11 happened,

wait a light in the mood, man, Jesus. This is just as much as so. So, after 9-11 happened, they changed all security to pretty much what it is now. But back then, there was a lot more random searches. And there was an exclusive on entertainment tonight. Kelsey Grammar and his wife were pulled for a random search. And they like, it was like Lisa Gibbons interviewing Camille Grammar, and she was like, oh, they weren't through the bag, and it was just so violating. I mean, how could they do this to me?

I mean, the bag and I mean, I'm a human being. And they just treat me like an animal. She like walks off the first class. I was like, who the fuck is this person? The real victim of 9-11 screening. And now, please bring her back for the next season. Please, please, please. What a monster. That is so funny. I never saw that clip bring her back for the next season. Please, please, please. What a monster.

That is so funny. I never saw that clip. So yeah, that's what came out. That's what came out. That's what came out. That's what came out. That's what came out. That's what came out.

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That's what came out. That's what came out. That's what came out. That's what came out. That's what came out. That's what came out. That's what came out. That's what came out. After our house burnt down, I think of the jacket at the Goodwill in the Malibu. When you're the victim of rumors, it's just I have to stand up for people who've been falsely accused of having a bottle of water in their luggage.

Oh. Oh. Anywho. Oh, so, Adrian's like, Taylor and Camille, together. There. It did. Interesting night. And this was the season where Adrian was like, Taylor and Camille together. And it did interesting night. And this was the season where Adrian was still trying to be nice too, right?

Like, I felt like she was nice back then. I mean, she was fine. She was going to a separation from Lisa. At this point, she was starting to like get angry at Lisa, but it was like weirdly not. It was like, is there a stuff we weren't sure, but yeah. I think Adrian was just being Adrian, just like, grouchy. Grouchy with hair tassels and Paul and Jackpot the dog. She was trying to compete with Jiggy.

She introduced Jackpot the dog. Yeah, it's my brother Jackpot the dog. Look, I got a cute dog too, it's Jackpot. The dog was just like trying to run over to Lisa's house. Yeah, I was like, they're like, why is Jackpot always scratching at the door? It's not even the back door. It's like, facing Lisa's house, like, they're like, why is Jackpot always scratching at the door? It's not even the back door. It's like facing Lisa's house like, please.

I want to match that old skin room, ma, please take me out of here and dress me like that old man in a rod stewed wig, please. This is when she still had Bernie, the chef kicking around too. Bernie's like, oh really? You don't like my fried rice to cut them? Ah! Ah! So now we go back to Kyle's, we go to Kyle's old house, which had the bean shaped pool, the horror, and... Ben's anger at that bean shaped pool. No, I like the bean shaped pool. I don't like the bean shaped pool. No, Kyle did not like the bean shaped pool,

and I did not like her snobbery about a classic bean shaped pool. I don't like white pools, I don't like them. I don't like a pool with a white floor, I like a a classic bean shaped pool. I don't like white pools. I don't like them. I don't like a pool with a white floor. I like a dark floor and a pool. Stop making me side with Kyle, okay? It's your choice.

The boy who's this, Kyle is doing a Cinco de Mayo dinner and she's, her role just sits in Justin, the lady said her who's now like on E. So like the E news, not rolling on Molly. You know Justin the lady sitter at that drug addict. He's like, wow. So that guy is really, I feel like earned his e stripes, right? He's been around forever this guy.

Right, good for him. Sure. So Kyle, Kyle's there. God forbid I say one thing nice about this. I don't, I mean, I don't know. He's nice, I guess. So Kyle's, so Kyle has a friend that we also have not seen since the season, a friend named Michelle. Oh, this bitch got thrown out. What happened to Michelle? Well, here's what happened to Michelle. She goes, hey, are

those Cheetos or those carrots? And you know Kyle was like, she's fired. Fucking bitch, get her out. Don't eat carbs. Done with her Cheetos. That was funny. And then Kyle ate a Cheeto. She goes, no way now.

She doesn't like it. Because they're having a synch of demioparty. Because Marizo just loves being Mexican. So we're having a synch of the myoparty. It's like, what an odd way to phrase that. I am obsessed with being Mexican. I love a think of the myopart. I love it.

So this is also what Marisa was at Peacotness because he was so hot. Oh my God. I forgot how. Yeah. I mean, no offense, Marisa. He's so hot. He's so hot. But this God. This is the, I forgot. Yeah. I mean, no offense, Marie. It's a lot of answer. I mean, it's not like his body.

But this is peak hot. This is before he started like walking around with like his shirt undone with like a medallion there like use car salesman. This is when he would like walk around be like, Kyle, you do like, uh, you like my, uh, don't drink about a pound of wine. Yeah, like, like, you like, what do I do? What do I do? I'm like, what am I supposed to do? You said you're like, you bought them, right?

Yeah, I'm just hoppeless. Mauricio just walked around the house. What the hell is this being told? What's your bike, Kyle? The agency. Ha, ha, ha, ha. That's how he laughs at Kyle. And he still laughs at her like that.

He's like, oh, Kyle, you're so funny. Ha, ha, ha, ha. So also early indications that Kyle is totally copying Lisa. The tablecloth is gray, much like those goblets, etc. Much like the silver charger and the glasses are sort of pinkish. I was like, I'm onto Kyle Vager, it started early, you were copying him. Even at the taglines when Lisa is like, it's Beverly haters and I make the rules. I don't follow them or whatever.

And then the very next line is, go out in Beverly Hills. And maybe it's just the way they put it together over the years, but it looks so sad. But then again, I only want to fuck one of your husbands eight years ago. So that count for it. Do you win anything if I want to fuck you eight years ago?

No, you don't. So this is also Estela's first night out with a new face that looks natural in certain angles. And so they're really thinking back on this great journey she's gone on. And we see a flashback. Poor Estela has just come out of this very serious surgery. And she's got, like, she's lint curtained up.

She's got the tire around her head. She's got the like, she's lint curtained up. She's got like the tire around her head. She's got, like, you know, the stuff that comes around an Asian pair it's on her face. And then Kyle. Asian pair. That is so beautiful. That is so beautifully put. I'm just describing this beautifully, literally beautiful. I just say thanks because I'm sarcastic about it. I say thanks about it. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

So this one has come out of like this awful, eaten half hour surgery. And then Kyle's like, oh, this makes me awesome. I'm just like, shout the fuck up, Kyle. You didn't get to sit there, Blake Handichrush. Yes, because that was mouth then. It was like, what did they have before they had apps on the iPhone? I don't know. Physical Scrabble.

I don't know what she was playing back then. Words with friends. But this happened because Kyle was showing us, she takes Porsche to see Porra Stella while she's like, God, Asian paired up or whatever. And she's like, what do you think of, what do you think of a Stella Porsche? And Porsche's like,

and Kyle's like sobbing. I don't know what this is affecting me. I can't believe women would do this to their faith. And so Kyle now, the president is like, Porsche, look at your grandma. Doesn't she look nice? And Porsche's like, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Porsche's like, I'll season 10 of Beverly Hills. Just wait.

I'm like, I'm like, wait till season 10 of Beverly Hills. Just wait. I'm like, wait till season 10 of Beverly Hills. Just wait. No, it's like, grrr. grrr. Well, Carl sets an asshole.

She's like, so Estelle, can you move your face? And the stove's like, yes, look. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, Ah! Paul's just in the bushes just watching all of them. He's like, she'll be my next. Oh, so next up we go, this is... This is... Sorry, well, Maury gives a speech, but I love a good bravo. I love a meaningful speech. He's like, oh, hi, a single to my own. I just wanted to say, salud, all right, salud. I love a poetic, mooring moment. Yeah, God, you're hot. Hey, gang, this episode is so long that we decided that we're going to save the second half of it for tomorrow. So thanks for listening, and we'll talk to you maniana.

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