Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Thanks for the Meme-ories, Part 2 — Live from Philadelphia

Episode Date: January 3, 2020

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Welcome back to Watch Our Crappens. If you missed the episode right before this, we are in Philadelphia recapping a classic episode of Real House of Beverly Hills from season two, the episode where Brandi hosts a party in Malibu and Taylor loses her mind and 10 years later becomes an internet sensation yelling at a cat. So if you miss the first half of this, definitely go back into the feed and check out the episode right before this for the first half. And now we resume live from Philadelphia. Okay, sir. Now we get to go to Sir. I mean, who knew that Sir was in this episode? Sir before, Sir. Wow. This was pretty exciting. So this was early

sightings of Guillermo and Natali. Guillermo was really hot and he was also doing that thing where he took in one half of his shirt but the other half was hanging out. It was like, queer eye 2002 but he was like, yeah, I saw it on cable once. Guillermo was so naturally hot but also so thirsty that it, I don't know,

may seem it's just so like hugable but from far away. You it, I don't know, makes them just like so like hugable, but from far away, you know what I mean? Like an airhead, like you just wanna see him and be like, oh, you know, like you're so sad, why are you so insecure, you're so hot. So Ken and his dog with the matching shirt. I mean, this show is consistent. It was exciting to see the bar,

the iconic bar being built, before I had all of like Jackson's seamen stains all over it, you know, it was just like Teak and so then I've been a night of seamen talk. I'm going there. I know So Lisa started talking about her vision for the Sur lounge and she's like it's going to be very eclectic I'm going to have leather couches and Terabor's feathers and waitresses that call themselves models. I picture a place where only thin people can work with pieces of cloth take to their nipples.

It's my dream, my dream to dream. Very bony people with tape on the nipples. I'm an KLVP, okay? In the corner of the meaningful eastern. We'll have a pizza oven, and next to it, a DJ. Someday a DJ does sing the greatest songs we've ever heard. Unfortunately, he's only four years old right now. So yeah, so then we meet, okay, so then we see me too in action, but like in 2011 before

anybody like cared about sexual harassment. Okay, remember, I'm just getting you guys, but Lisa stands up to this contractor. So she's got a contractor named, wane. And he's like semi hot. Like he's on the verge of not being hot anymore in Hollywood, which is like dying. Okay, it's like you're about to die. And what it's like to get a guy from American Home Deep,

not Deep. Funny as Tom Videos, Bob Saga. No, the guy who's on train spaces, now he's on the full-time pennington. Time pennington. Yeah, he's like on the verge of time pennington himself to death. So he's a contractor and he's just doing everything wrong. At least he's like, where are the shutters I've found in our Mexican prison in 1817?

Where are those Wayne, are they opening properly? Where's the bathroom door Wayne who was to walk into the restaurant and look at someone on the shitter? Tens like she's absolutely right I'm gonna see some shit in the bottle. I'm gonna see some shit in the bottle. I'm gonna see some shit in the bottle. I'm gonna see some shit in the bottle. I'm gonna see some shit in the bottle. I'm gonna see some shit in the bottle.

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Calling a woman pretty didn't calm her down. So then we go over to Adrian's house and really we got a full on Philadelphia reference. Did you notice this? Paul? Oh, yeah. Yo Adrian! Yeah.

It's me finding how life works out, guys. Yeah, it's like they knew that someday this episode would be talked about again in Philadelphia almost eight years to the day. So Adrienne is like frantically putting out her shoes. It's like a bunch of pay less boxes with tape over everything but the A. It's like, she's like crossing out the she by Shirei. She's like, hold on, hold on. These shoes are terrible. They look like this Tito's bottle, but like this. They were like huge, they had these big, like chunky ants.

One of them, did you notice? One of them looked like it had taps at the very toe of the shoe. Like what the, it's like the tachyiest version of 40 Second Street I've ever seen and I was in it in El Paso. So she goes, hey Paul, aren't they beautiful? He's like, uh, uh, so how are you supposed to walk in these fucking things? So then they have a classic Paul Adrian ban, which is like, hey Paul, why don't you take the kids for a walk and feed the dog? Don't you mean walk the dog and take the feed the kids? Whatever, I don't know, I've never seen any of them ever before in my life. Here's what I mean, you're a fucking idiot,

you've got to hurry back, I hope you die. All right, how about that? Did you guys, we never talked about this, but did you guys see the video of Paul singing to his new bride? He decided to sing something from a star's born. This was like a real thing that happened like two months ago. It was not singing a star's born. Yes, right. Is that true?

So she's sitting in a chair, being like, I wish I had you guys at home. I could be like, is that true? Is that true? So she's sitting down. She's excited, and he's like, okay, baby. I'm all the other one, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, And then Adrian came out for backup. I'm on the deep bad yore in the shadows. What the fucking dog? My ass, my ass.

What's that lady got a song about like the pop one that's supposed to be bad? It's like my ass is fat, my ass is fat. This has nothing to do with Lady Gaga. But we heard that fucking Meghan Trainor song in the hotel in St. Louis. I'm never going back to St. Louis. I can't with my guitar. That was written by Agent Maloo for sure.

My name is now, my number is now. My sign is, you better let it go. You better let it go, poor, let it go, poor. So now, at last, we're in the middle of the game. No, no, no. We have to mention that she stole Jack Pot. Okay, because we talked about how she's trying to be like Lisa. So Lisa had little jiggy in season one.

So season two, Adrienne's like, I got a drug. Poor Jack Pot, Adrienne's like, I got a drug. Poor Jack Pot is just like, yeah. Like Jack Pot don't do shit, okay. She's like, hey, Paul, Paul goes, I'm gonna take the kids out to dinner. She's like, take Jack Pot for a walk. How about that, Paul?

He's like, Jack Pot won't walk. Jack Pot came with a strange nanny and they are claiming to have to protect our child. I don't know. Oh, God. So, yeah, Lucy Appledges. Oh, God. See, Doreet would have known how to handle Jackpot.

All it takes is a little shot. All right. Selling to it. Don't give me started on to reads, okay? We still have to wait for that new season. One, uh. Now, mysterious music. Okay. Play something mysterious.

Okay, I'm gonna play something mysterious. Just go to M's. The M's? Okay, I've got to be mystery something, right? I guarantee there will be. Oh, wait, I'll play this one. It doesn't quite fit that. It's called Memories of Kelsey.

Yeah. Oh. Oh, I remember Kelsey. Remember that time we went on Oprah and I talked about shitting on her with her place, Kelsey. Yeah. Remember that time I watched on a no-print night talk to about shitting all over the place, got there? Remember that time I went to the taping of Frazier, and you said get the fuck out of your ros, and I was like what, I'm not even ros, and he said, sorry, I'm drunk again, I said

you have a small penis, and then very hard was there, it was all on TV. Remember that time I first saw many of fans nice head. Wow. Wow. Members of Kelsey. Okay, but we need some like serious mystery though. I mean, how about marvelous works. Put on the marvelous thing.

Marvelous malls. Or marvelous marriage. How about downward spiral? Yes. So Marvelous works put on the Marvelous thing. Marvelous malls or Marvelous Marriage? Have a downward spiral. Yes, okay, downward spiral. God, I can't wait. Take some moments. This is it, mystery music, right? Right, downward spiral.

Okay, so here we are in Kim Richards, whatever the fuck, whatever the fuck she was living at this point. You know, it's probably a laundromat she's got a car in, at the back. It was in Barstow, California. Kim Richards won scene. He's like, This is like blankets. This is not easy to fall.

All about getting blankets out of a fucking dryer, Cam Richard. That's all she does. It was like a whole musical thing for Kim pulling. Just shaming her head like a TV. They probably had some barbells in there that can. Her boyfriend left. Pfft. No she had my barbells.

I'll remember him. I thought he was season two, no. Yeah, because they go to Hawaii for the cast. I'm gonna need to Hawaii snorting the tiles on the floor in Hawaii camp So She's like I don't think it's a good idea to me to go to Malibu for brand is party and then it cuts to her going you slap pig Slap pig Slap big and Kyle pig, and Kyle, right?

Like that. Yeah, slap pig, slap pig, slap pig. Is it happening now all these years later? We know who Durinda is, so it automatically reverts to Durinda voice. Yeah. Slap pig. Yeah.

Yeah, you're so pig. So Kim goes, Kim's like, you know, I'm a good Kyle says. Brandy, Kyle says, um, Brandy mentioned dividing my sister, Kim to a party, and I don't think that's a good idea. So then, um, Kim, we just see Kim, but it's like, bubbling her head all over.

Like, she's saying, A giant bow, just like, Shrek, don't want to get to the party. Do I want to get to the party? No. Seriously? You don't exist. So then she just sits on the laundry counter and what's there? I guess what's there? A bowl of Cheetos.

It comes full circle. And that's why Kyle hates Kim because Kyle has the carrots, but Kim gets the Cheetos. Yeah, Kim's like, I've already been an international superstar. I'm gonna eat my fucking Cheetos in this laundry mat I'm living in. Okay, bitch. I'm gonna to your thirsty party. So now, uh, now it's time to get ready for this party.

And Camille. Oh, for Christ. We got Camille. And this is like, this is like the greatest hits minus Alice in Du Bois. We got, we got D-D. We got Elizabeth.D. We got Elizabeth. Who Elizabeth?

Now listen, this lady was so awkward, I have to admit it, it's like all these years later and I cannot talk like this anymore. It's a different time. But I used to just always call her Hagrid, okay? Not because she's like, oh, she's so big. I'm gonna make fun of her. It's just being around Camille,

because her friends are all friend-ploys, right? We're all doing whatever Camille wants. She's paying all of her. It's just being around Camille, because her friends are all friend employees, right? We're all doing whatever Camille wants. She's paying all of her friends to do everything. She's like, hey, pal, to like the driver. Like you don't know him, shut up, right? Like all her friends are people that she pays for. And I always thought it was so funny that this woman is so tall. And she always has like a, it's kind of like our friend Jackie,

the queen of her side, like, little butterflies, like it's like that.... It's kind of like our friend Jackie, the queen of her side. Like, whoop, butterflies, like it's like that. But she's just always like, Let me take care of your headie. Come here. Is it a spider in the forest? Come here, my little chap. Whoa!

Well, someone said, I don't like that. I'm sorry. It's an eight-year-old joke, okay? So it's a D.D. in Hagrid. The biggest gift that Camille got was that she got a seat next to window Which meant that she could look out the window and go? I just hate drama I hate it. I hate it so much. I just feel bad about everything Look at the houses going by.

People, innocent people, hurt by drama. I feel bad. I hate it. Could you see you Terry? Wow. Could you see you drive every Terry? Oh, there's Nick the tennis coach. Wow.

Oh, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, Phoebe is like, are you looking forward to the night, Camille? Are you looking forward to the night? Well, there's gonna be drama. I hate it. I hate it. But you know what though? You've been there for me, Phoebe. You've been there. Thank you.

Because I love you, Camille. I love you. Not your scene. And you've been there for me too, Liz. Come here, Harry. Come here. You know, no. It's so good having real friends who care about me.

For me, I hate drama. Say it. You hate drama, Camille. I love you. Thank you for recognizing that, and me, D.D. So, do you want your kids in private schools say the next thing? You're really good at tennis, and you don't poop too much. It's totally natural for your stomach to hurt all the time. It's deri's fault, Camille. It's Darry's fault. Thank you for understanding my

struggle. Now remember what you have to do tonight? Kill the dragon in the fooliest day. I would never say that. Yes. So listening to them talk about Brandy too is so funny because this is like early Brandy, right? So, Dee Dee is like, are you looking forward to it and can be like, yeah, you know, I'm really looking forward to seeing Brandy. What a cool girl.

And they're like, yeah, what a nice girl. Yes, what a good girl. They're like all just like kissing Brandy's butt, you know? She's like, and you know, me and Brandy have been in a similar situation. Grandtey, we're gonna go to a party that she borrowed from a friend that she probably doesn't even know. And we're in a stretched limo that I actually own, and that our best friend, driver, Terry. Hi, Terry, I love you.

Terry's actually sitting in a golf cart inside the front seat because that's how big this fucking thing is. Yeah, totally the same as Brandy. Toe. Yeah. So while they're heading off to Brandy, as we see Taylor putting up makeup, which is always like innately stressful

because there's so many ridges, you know? It's like, and you just know, she had that. And you just know she had that. Right, let's get the lips. Let's get the lips. Ow, I was glad. Oh, you shouldn't have bit it. Look, man, chip my teeth. Oh, I'm just kidding, it was there.

I did it on a tortilla chap. Compassion. So, uh, some me while Kyle. Okay, I just have to add backstage. We were like, this show's gonna be 20 minutes. Okay, so depressing. Because we were going on so many tangents, because you know what, we've, we've, it's been a long fall for us and the we're towards the end and right now our brains are our goo this is so much fun though we're just happy to be with our people here today okay nothing in this show to talk about we are out of here in 20 minutes can't wait to have that pizza Come the shoes, here comes one right now. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable.

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I was looking at other house I'll move into for two months before I go to another house sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry where was she again what was open house or yeah she was some what was she doing? tonight? Open house she was at an open house. Yeah. So she comes in, she gets into Taylor's limo. And this is like, this is classic, like Kyle fakery stuff. Well, so Taylor goes, you know what, if you're going to have backup, it's always good to have Kyle there.

Kyle. No, that's a friend. Yeah, Kyle. She's not going to let anyone walk over me, watch every single scene that happens for us the episode, every single scene. Kyle is literally like, stop holding Taylor back from ruining her life.

Yeah, so Kyle who's always gonna have Taylor's back is like, I just wanna know what's going on with Taylor and Russell and all the abuse. That's all. Like, yep, have her back, totally. So then we got a cameo backing code. So we're cutting between delimos. And I used to joke, like, yep, have her back totally. So then we go to Camino backing, so we're cutting between the limos. And I used to joke, oh, they're there

and they're rented car. And people were like, why would you say that? They're all rich. Look at the housewives now. They show up in like some Uber Ford Explorer. Okay. So the bunch of bulls-sit we're watching here. Glorious bulls-sit.

Yeah. So back in the other limo, Cam is like, I was just really disappointed. They let drag me into the argument. What a bitch. That's just rude. That's just rude. Am I doing it right? What a bitch? What a bitch? What a bitch? Right, Camille? What a bitch? What a bitch. What a bitch. Stop. Did I get the lead? Did I get stop? Did you notice that D.D. has like a button in her wrist that Camille keeps pressing throughout this episode? Because D.D. goes crazy in a minute. And Camille keeps doing this.

D.D. Stop. But actually, it all reality, because basically Camille's not because she's like, oh, it takes to Taylor five times saying, I'm sorry. And Taylor never wrote back, and he's like, what a bitch, that's just rude. What a bitch! And it costs that Camille going like this. Just smiling.

Yeah. And she does it in the window where she's kind of seeing her reflection. And she's squinting, thinking she looks like days of our lives. But one of her eyes is kind of closed and the other one's not shite. So Taylor. So Taylor is like wondering, she's like, how am I going to handle Camille? I mean, I just have to feel it and react. And to be fair, that doesn't really work out for me so well.

I'm like, oh, yeah, you just wait. You just wait about five minutes. Yeah, you're about to be in a meme in eight years. Yeah. So Camille, back to Camille, she's like, you know, I've texted Taylor five times. I just love the housewives' evolution of that word. I say text did. I don't even care. I know it's incorrect. I texted Ben. That's correct.

No, because the way they're like, Camille is saying it right. She's like, I think I've texted Taylor five times. And it's like grammar, you know? What is grammar? What is new grammar? What is text? It's a verb? It's a noun? It's an adjective. Ronnie, no, it's E. Whoa, what sort of grammar is that, okay? I think she doesn't write, but it doesn't sound right.

Well, that's because it's not grammar. It's chamele grammar. If grammar is spelled incorrectly, is it still grammar? Hmm, let's think about it. That's true. So they walk in and Camille's basically tells her henchmen like, guys, no drama tonight. Promise me.

Promise. I just want to be on record. We promise. No drama, Camille. We promise her. Nothing's going to harm you, Harry. The last thing I want is trauma. If you see something go down, just knock me over the head

and drag me out of that room. You're a gory sandwich. So, Dee can't open the front door, but those doors are very confusing. You know when people have like mile high doors and then they have like these handles like this big, they're like, oh, I'd prank it inside my house. You need to get big angel wings on your door.

That's what you need. So they show up. And then I didn't even notice this when Adrian arrived with her limo. She's like, I have her limo and her limo drivers standing up and by the door going, look a pretty hot tonight, Miss Maloof. Did she notice Adrian's music when she came in? No, don't play. I thought it was like this. Tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, tum, t, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, so Adrian comes, if they all come in and Adrian goes,

now the fun just started. Hi everyone. And then she's like, wow, look at this food. Oh, I love the food here. Wow, this is great food. Doesn't need to bite. Doesn't have a single bite. Yeah.

This view, the view, the foods. You're worth $500 million, shut up, please. Stop pretending to threaten you. I love the food here. So then there's two lindas in this. The first is the belly dancer teacher. So who cares? Get off my TV.

I don't care. I'm sick of this storyline. It's eight years later now. I've seen it 30,000 times laying back. Get out. But now it's dark. And Taylor and Kyle are still driving. So this is how going to Camille's house always into disaster.

Malibu is a million miles away. For those of you who don't know how to do it. It's like driving from here to Scranton. Okay, it's a long way away. It's forever away. And your friend's like, I bought a house. You're like 30 miles away. So it's far away. And so they have a lot of time to sit in their car and drink.

Yeah, it goes from daytime to like a deep night by the time they get there. So Taylor is shit face. And she's still talking about the same thing over and over. Yeah. What do I do if Camilla apologizes to me? What do I do? She has me in a apology because that thing she said.

Which was dark. Have we even talked about what they're fighting about? Yeah, we got into that. Oh, it's coming up. Don't worry, it's actually coming up. So we'll have that flash. She started drinking until that was done. It's coming up.

It's all capable. Hold on, let me just move everything out of my way. So Kyle, like a good friend would say, listen, don't worry about it. If you see her, just say listen, we'll talk later. Kyle, like a good friend would say, listen, don't worry about it. If you see her, just say listen, we'll talk later. That's what a good friend would say. Because Kyle says, just speak your mind. Just speak your mind.

It always works out so well for your tailor. And she goes, hi, everyone wants me to speak my mind. I mean, my husband thinks it sucks when I speak my mind. It was much better when you were a wallflower, he said. I was like, okay, this guy got warning, this is about like, okay, it's going to get real dark, it's going to get a lot darker, it's like going to Malibu, it's going to get real dark real quickly. And this is going to take three hours to get there. And Kyle, Kyle goes, whatever happens, we're going to have fun.

happens, we're gonna have fun. Shut up Kyle. Shut up Kyle. Thank you. Good bye Kyle. Good bye Kyle. Good bye Kyle. Good bye Kyle. So they end, so Kyle and Taylor enter the party.

Brandy at this point is also drunk. Her hair extensions are showing and of course no one's gonna correct her. Brandy, the acts were like back there. Yeah. It looked like a bunch of fruit-loat roll-ups, you know? Brandy looks like she just laid on one of course, no one's gonna correct her. Like the tracks were like back there. Yeah. It looked like a bunch of fruit-loat roll-ups, you know? Brandy looks like she just laid on one of those, like a deep pillar.

You know those things that you take your pills off? She looks like she laid on it. And just got out. That was not me, that was my chair. There was no one. It just lets out a big- That was kind of fart on the chef. Okay, I broke-

Her back weave, LOL. Okay, it's a Taylor and Cameron. LOL. Okay, it's Taylor and Cameron. So Taylor and Cameron see each other, Cameron. Taylor and Camille, I'm so sorry you guys. I'm drinking now. She's your words, Camille. I got her. Totally okay.

Two trigger warnings. When we're talking about abuse, two of become my mother. Okay, let's go. Yeah, so Camille comes in and sees Taylor and is like, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that you don't know how to text me back. I'm sorry this is gonna be your last season, but I'll have an enduring legacy. I'm sorry Kyle, it's your only backup because I brought two bitches. Are you drooling on my shoulder? Are you drooling at my shoulder?

Taylor like pushes her way and she's like, let me judge that hug. Really long hug. Didn't like the hug, didn't like it. Didn't like it. And she goes to Camilla Dirty looks. She's like, it's the weirdest thing. It's the weirdest thing. It's the weirdest thing. like, I'm scared. She's like,

she's like, wait, they're like, it was the weirdest thing, because Taylor's like, I am gonna tell that bitch off. And just hold her for like five solid minutes. So yeah, so there's like a little scene where Brandy is talking to like, Brandy is with Kyle and his creator, where she's like, this is Kyle. She has like a super hot husband.

They've been together for 17 years, you know? And the caterer's like, wow, congratulations. And he hasn't started treating on you yet. That wasn't even. I don't say shit, you know? So cheers. They're all wearing wedges. Okay, so this is actually,

this is actually I think the last season that I actually liked Kyle because back in the day, I really liked Kyle. Yeah, and the first season I loved Kyle until the end when she betrayed her sister and then I was like, fuck Kyle. I totally turned on him. I love that she did that.

I was so hilarious. She still had at least some personality back then, you know, like she was a horrible human being. But at least she was fun to watch. I don't require you to be a good person, you know. Just be fun to watch. She was still fine because she was still being a mean girl in this scene. She was like on a polygetically. Like now she's a mean girl but she tries to be like, I just was concerned that you don't like me, you know,

but now she's just like, like a brandy's nips. Everyone, like a brandy nips. Look at her nips. Look at the new girl's nips. So, okay, they're at Brandy's party. Granted, it's at a borrowed house. Granted, they've eaten some lettuce with some like imitation crab from the rouse

or whatever down the cramped it, okay. But Kyle's so rude. So she's like, oh my God, look, look, look, nipples, nipples, look at her nipples, oh my God, look at her nipples, look at her blueies. It's a wedge party, but not a bra party. Yeah. It's pretty gorgeous.

So Camille's like, I wish I had that body, but I don't think I would with that. I mean, I'm just a little more self conscious about my top area. Camille, you hooker, okay. Look, you were just in Playboy and Skin and Maxx. You found your husband face down drunk in a bar and dragged him home with the muscles of your vagina.

Can we stop pretending that you're a sunfaking quaker? Who's never seen a boob before? Also, by the way, DD was probably thrown into a cellar after this, because when Camille said, I wish I had a body like that, DD. I wish I had a body like. I wish you had a body like that, DD. I wish I had a body like, I wish you had a body like that too, Camille. Just get out, get out.

I'll be in the basement. I'll be in the basement with the five tenors. All right, just call me up when you're ready. She's in Yolanda's basement. So, yeah, so Linda Thompson's there, which was lovely. Linda Thompson's guitar of it. So now the belly dancing lesson starts. Guess what happens? Guess what happens? Well, there's dancing. There's collar Richards. And there's a floor. The splits and the ponytail. I must have hated her by this time, right? I came out of Madsen that I like. Well, this time I think we thought it was like a one-off novelty, you know? Was this the first time? This wasn't the first time, right? No, you're right.

The ladies like trying to teach them a simple thing and Adrian's getting too into it because she's Adrian and it's like terrible and she's probably an Adrian. She's like, I could do the splits too. Paul. Split. Oh. So, Kraus is taking over and yeah, like trying to get in front of her and Brandy's like, um, I think that um, Kylie is used to getting attention.

A lot of fucking attention. Like, a firebase. Like, brandy starts coming up. Yeah, she literally goes with her friends and goes, Yeah, they're bothering me. Yeah. So D is standing there playing with like a little laser and kind of like, oh my god, put it on Brandy's nipples. Put it on Brandy's nipples. Do it! Do it!

Like a cap's trying to play with it. Yeah. So they start lasering Brandy's boobs. Like full on blatant mean girl, like literally a laser, like on that old show, are you hot or not? Like doing it, Lorenzo Lomba style, onto her nip, you know? Yeah, and Brandy's like, I don't care what anybody says about my body or what I wear or what I don't wear. My parents were fucking hippies,

where naked all the time. I'm just gonna watch you drink that water. Which good for her. Like I love that the people on this show, it's like how many boob jobs have you gotten? And now we're not even gonna say the word boob. So like get over your cell. And now we said it. And now we said it.

Yeah. So, so now it's time for the downward spiral. So, Taylor's upset because she keeps running into Camille at the party. She's like, well, I thought it would be like a really big party, but it's only like seven of us. Well, that's whenever you go to a mansion in Los Angeles or especially Malibu, there are five stories tall because the rooms are as big as this table. Everyone's like, look at my beautiful marble, waterfall countertop, and that's all that's in this room. I'm like, hey, hey, get in the way, I'm gonna make that.

It's like that, so they keep seeing each other, so it gets really awkward. So Taylor's like a little stressed, so she goes out to the balcony to just like have a breather. And Kyle, who will always have her back, goes up to the window and was like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm gonna go outside right in front of the window and sit until somebody follows me. Yeah. But nobody does accept Linda. And she's like, where's Tate? Where is she Tate?

You okay, Kate? So then comes Linda, the songwriter with every meme, like every positive meme that you can find on Instagram. Yeah. Don't let the small stuff sweat you. Hang in there. Gather. So they bring ageing inside.

I'm sorry, they bring Taylor inside. Ageing brings her into the, okay, and then she goes, this group drives me the drink. I swear to God. And Taylor goes, me too, I'm hurt. I'm like, okay, come on. And Adrian goes, this group drives me to drink. I swear to God. And Taylor goes, me too, I'm hurt. I'm like, no, Taylor, don't do that to someone who's making a casual joke. Like, oh my God.

That traffic, I'm exhausted me too, because I'm hurt. Let's stop that. Don't do that to me. Don't do that to me, Taylor. I'll start, don't do it to Adrian. You want to find the person to feel for you. It's not Adrian. Adrian's like, you want to find the person to feel for you, it's not Adrian, you know? Adrian's like, God, I get away from this crazy fucking

ladies, they make me nuts with their drama. I'm hurt. Ah, fucks it. What do I gotta do? Bring fucking Camille's driver in here, so I have someone to talk to. Terry, get your ass in here. So now, Taylor and Adrian, Adrian's, I think sitting, I think Taylor's sitting here and Adrian's sitting here, I think

like, sort of like a bar like this talking. And then Camille Grammer standing right there. And now they're all going to talk shit to each other. So Taylor's just like, I don't like being betrayed by people who I trust. I don't like that at all. I don't like people who are married to sitcom stars who betray me. Someone who might be within two feet of me. And Camille's just like,

hmm, literally this far from her. Yeah. And she's giving DD the eyes like, no, no, no. DD's like, this is bullshit. This is bullshit. It lives like, I agree.

No, this is my seed Liz. I'm going to do this one. It's not worth it, Deity. It's not worth it, other lady. It's not. No, Camille. Camille, we love you. And we're sick of this shit.

It's not fair, Camille. Don't do this Taylor. Don't do this Taylor. I love you. I love Camille. I love Camille. I love Camille. I love warm showers. Don't do this. So she's like come on Taylor Taylor stop she didn't want to put in the middle between you guys and Taylor's like it was a simple comment She's skirted But then she brought up all the other stuff and it wasn't okay with me

At which point we're like what what is Taylor talking about we get the flashback to the tea party Because we don't say that he broke your jaw, or that he beat you up, or that he hit you, but now we stand it. You started this, you, you. And you hear Vander pump in this clip, so Camilla goes, we don't say he broke your jaw, we don't we don't say that he. So I just want to add that you hear those three little words, we don't or it was like one little thing because it becomes a huge fight later where Camilla's like, band are pumped totally talking to me about tithers has been abusing her. But then when I brought it up she pretended it was my idea.

You know, that became a huge fight. I'm like, it was still a fight. That tea party is one of the most magnanimous things that ever happened on the house. Yes, yes. So you hear Lisa, she's like, I did say something. And then you hear Lisa say three words, like, but I do wait to check, please. But I do wait to check Peees.

But I said things. So it comes back and Taylor's like, that but my daughter in danger, it puts snowball in danger. I can't get past that. A snowball. Remember snowball, never happen to snowball. God, this gets so dark.

Yeah, okay. So, yes. So, Taylor's like, not this time. She's a, because Dee Dee is still going crazy. Like, you know, maybe she did that, but she's also defended here. She's defended here. She goes, but not this time.

She goes, Taylor goes, she is a catalyst to a lot that will haunt me, that could have hurt me, that can still hurt me. And it cuts the Camila going, just smiling, proud to be the catalyst of pain. So Vanderpump, let's cut to Vanderpump, speak of the devil. Oh yes. And by devil I mean, Angelou's never done anything wrong to anyone behind their back or in front of their back wall. Otherwise.

Sorry for being wealthy So it's nighttime so they're getting there at Villa Blanca the hottest spot in Beverly Hills You notice it Ken said hey, Tom. Can I get another glass? No, I didn't notice that wow But we never saw we never saw little We didn't notice that. Wow. But we never saw. So we never saw little. Ooh, the moon.

No, no, no. I'll never be famous, bro. No, love your purple bra that matches the dance purple bra, bro. Well, you want some, bro? So yeah, so this is like, oh, God, I said there'd be blue job classes. Ooh. Ooh, that was the tour of the evening.

So I decided to pass. Ooh. Turning her into like British Bill. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Oh, me. So Ken's like, I should be giving those blow job classes.

And she's like, oh, you said that wrong, Ken. Where does that stop those Jack's Ruma's husband of mine? So they make some blowjob jokes. And then back at Brandy's borrowed house, Taylor is like, Catalyst taught me grimps. So Taylor has gone through some really dark shit at this point. But Taylor is so fucking drunk and crazy at this point

That's all you can concentrate on you know, so DD's like she was hysterical When she had all that stuff going on with you Taylor. She was hysterical. I'm still hysterical I'm still hysterical Then have her apologize because if she wants to apologize if she doesn't want to apologize I will not let this go. I'm not going to let this go. I'm not going to let this go. I'm not going to let this go. I'm not going to let this go. I'm not going to let this go. I'm not going to let this go.

I'm not going to let this go. I'm not going to let this go. I'm not going to let this go. I'm not going to let this go. I'm not going to let this go. I'm not going to let this go. I'm not going to let this go. I'm not going to let this go. I'm up your abuse on national talent. Yeah. You mean to sorry. But they're also talking about Camille as if she's like in another state. And she's literally standing right here.

Like, she has done so much that have her apologized. She means the world to me. And then Camille's like, right here, just sitting right here, right in the middle of it. So the thing that really moves this into like into like, overdrive is that Taylor is sick of detailing her to squash things with Camille. She just wants to drink her wine and be drunk. And so finally she just goes, she's like, fine, we're gonna do this.

And she turns the Camille, I go, outside. Outside, outside, right now. Which is one thing no dog parent on this show has ever told her dog Like literally every dog on this show just sits in the house, okay? This is what you need to learn dog parents outside So then it becomes the outside fight where GD's like that's not how you can duck yourself You're not in charge of her if she wants to speak to me. She can speak to me

You can't say that to her. You can't make her go outside. So then, Dee Dee is trying to follow Taylor out to have a fight. And Taylor just stops in the middle of the sliding doors and she's like, you will not come out here. You will not do it. You shall not pass.

So she's like, I want to speak with Camille. Meanwhile Camille's been next door of the whole thing. Yeah, Camille is just sitting there eating popcorn. Sit Camille goes, Camille goes, hey Taylor, you want a talk with Tom? Yeah, what's up? What's up? So, like, I do not need your friend, Chloe, trying to talk to me during this. She's like, I didn't ask her to talk for me.

She's like, yo, she didn't ask me to talk for her. But Dee Dee has lost her mind at this point. She's way overshot her target. She just keeps on harping on Taylor. And she's like, no, no, Taylor, you need to stop. You need to stop. Okay, you need to have a conversation. You're doing a tough job.

Taylor's like, wow, wow. So finally, Adrian intercedes and provides her patented Adrian Maloof to tension diffuser. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. By the way, during the seat Kyle's really killing and having Taylor's back right now, really killing it. I know she's like literally grabbing Taylor by the shoulders and just facing her into people. She's like, I can't. He was back then. So finally Taylor is like, now Taylor is like out on the balcony

with Linda, you know, and like she's like, Taylor's now now losing it. She has lost her mind. She's getting to peak meme moments. Annie is just going, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. And then she just starts pulling Taylor's arm. And she's like, stop, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to pull your arm off.

That'll fix it all. I'm going to pull it off, Paul. But then Taylor has that moment where she just suddenly forgets what's going on. She's like, oh, look, it's a balcony. And then Taylor has that moment where she just suddenly is like, forgets what's going on. She's like, oh, look, it's a balcony. And then she's just leaning on the balcony and like leaning all the way back over the balcony, which is on a cliff that goes to the ocean,

like rocks in the ocean, right? So she's leaning over and they all grab her. I'm like, don't fall. She's like, oh. Kyle's like, oh. So now she's laughing and having a great time, but then Dedy reminds her what's going on because she's like, you told me go outside, never tell people to go outside, never now stop, stop! Cause I get away from the wall, no, no, no, no!

And then all of a sudden you hear, you could be like, oh, I hate drama. So now Linda's like, okay, I'm going to fix the situation. Look at this big white ocean. The ocean is going to be here long after we're all gone. And it's going to be making fun of us. Don't do this now. And Taylor's going, I'm not even angry, I'm not. Angry. I'm not.

Angry. Because now they've got, Kyle has taken her after she almost died on a cliff, right? She brought Taylor over to this like sitting bench thing in the corner. Because the balcony is this big, because it's Malibu, right? And it costs $80 million. So she's got her over here. So Tyler's kind of a tailor's on the ground going like, I'm not even mad. So like, you know, Linda's like Ocean Thing.

And she's trying to like make some headway with the ocean. She's like, the ocean it was here. And DeeDee's like, that's what I was trying to say. That's what I was trying to say. You can stop. DeeDee, you didn't even mention the ocean it was here and DD's like that's what I was trying to say that's what I was trying to say Did you didn't even mention the ocean so quiet and then Linda's like guys Don't sweat the small stuff How to win friends and influence people your class is now empty. It's a full bonfire of the vanities

Get shorty. Don't go in the water. Jaws. It's actually appropriate for the scene. So now everyone's screaming stop at each other. It's Taylor screaming stop and they're like, stop. And Brandy's like, now Brandy's in it. Okay, now Brandy is like trademark Brandy wasted, right?

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I'm just saying you said go outside and then Camille goes, Dee Dee, stop. Oh. But Dee Dee is like stop button. There's a really working because. Look, as she comes back to life. Because Dee Dee will literally like,

put her out of the house like, like Dino in the Flintstones, and then like Dee Dee jumps through the window and it's like, but you of the house, like, like, Dino in the Flintstones, and then like, DD jumps through the window and is like, but you don't understand, you know, I love this woman, I love this woman. And they're like, DD, go, I love this, I love this. So then it, DD's like, I'm sick of it. The path's here now. I've watched my friend go through hell in her 19,000 square foot home that was earned by the husband she was with for four years or whatever the hell that was.

And then Taylor is also being crazy. And she's so now she's relegated to this kind of ground corner. Yeah. And there's a table in front of her and she's like I Red so then Taylor just starts screaming. I'm so sorry for all the screaming But Taylor starts screaming and just repeating the same things over and over and Kyle does try to block her because Taylor's like tries to lunge at Camille But she can't get her because Kyle's blocking her so she crawls on top of the table And she's like and then sits like casually like her knee is like this Like she is comfortable and it's like

And Adrian's like I got to take this up a level Adrian goes, stop, stop, stop. Okay, don't say Beetlejuice one more time. I'm afraid of what might happen. A little Michael Keaton might come out. So Taylor's like going nuts, she's screaming, she's screaming more and more and more. And now she's like, now she's lost it.

Now Converture has gone behind her. So she's getting into position for internet sensation and realizations. So Kyle blocked her so she crawls up on the table. And then when Adrian closes her mouth, Kyle goes, don't close her mouth though. Don't put your hand on her mouth though. Fucking Kyle, man.

Fucking Kyle. Yeah, Adrian goes, all of us have problems. Paul won't walk jackpot. Oh, okay. That's a Taylor's like, but I don't need a Camille's friend combating me. It's not fair. Exactly.

And Linda's like, it's not combat unless you engage. Be quiet, Linda. That's a good one. not combat unless you engage. Be quiet, Linda. So now, now Taylor is, she is truly, truly, truly losing her mind more than ever before. And Brandy, always the best person in these situations, walks up to Taylor and is like, Taylor, right now, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. I don't even know what they were fighting about, but one of them screaming and crying and almost falling over to the cliff, so I said, bye bitch.

A Taylor is like, fuck you. And then Kyle is like, you can't do that. Excuse me. So Brandy is like, no, no. Stop it. Kyle's like, don't you ever touch me again. I did suddenly. Then?

And here it is. I can't even sit on a chair right. Well, fine. Lady yelling a cat has been fully achieved. That was really exciting. That was like a photo shoot for us. I should have been the cat. So then Linda, everyone's straight out. So Linda is like, you guys are all embarrassing yourselves. Being out of control like this, we are in a vault species. You married David Foster. And I'm Brody Jenner's mother.

You married David Foster and I'm Brody Jenner's mother. Yeah, like now you're not yes You are part of a very hot species in a very rich species Not so evolved. Yeah more imbred in Hollywood, but but hot So now so yeah, so now Camille is like so now everyone started It's all started to break up and everything And Camille is trying to calm down DD. DD is like, now DD is like really going for gold. She's like trying to get like an extra dinner roll, you know? She's like, she's like, you went through hell with the meal. I sat in your bathroom and I heard what you said.

And I'm knocking on the windows, I'm like, hey, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good. Come here, come here. I know. I know. I know. I like, I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.

I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.

So then, Kyle and Taylor go to their car and Adrian's like, I'm back and up stuff to go. Here's to nothing and nothing bad. There's nothing and nothing bad. I can't wait to eat all this nothing on the way to my home. At the brand, you start to cry to her French. She's like, I just wanted to fit in. It's never gonna happen. Why?

Yeah. Why? A better question. Look around you. So then there's like, you sort of would think the episode would be over, but there's this really kind of like crazy sad- Sorry husband, sorry husband, the episode is not over.

No, but it's almost over. Almost, right? Taylor now has a full breakdown in the limo. That's like sad, but also like fascinating. And she's like- Get out of my way. I don't know. I don't know.

Can we please get a lighter? Get a lighter. I don't know. I do this cigarette. I don't know. Pull over, please pull over. Pull over. And then she's like, smoking out the window

with the gas station, like, bonfire happening outside. And I lie. I be like, they're like it. Uh. And then Kyle, of course, is going, Oh my God, calm down. What is wrong with you? What's bothering you?

What could possibly be wrong with you? Tellers like, Uh. So then Kyle goes, Obviously obviously there's other stuff bothering you I mean this is really unimportant in the whole scheme of things it really is and she's like I got led by a life like this All the hills go up in flames. Yeah exactly and And all that's so then we get next And that's all that stuff. So then we get next.

Vegas, baby. It's like we go from spousal abuse and the darkest shit I've ever seen to Adrian going, Lisa Van Depent deciding not to say the palms in Vegas was saying something. Spoke volumes. Do you know how many cockroaches was sad not to see her?

And then we have a scene of, spoke volumes. Do you know how many cockroaches was sad not to see her? And then we have a scene of, well first we have Kim crying. I can't. And then we have Taylor with Lisa Vanderpump at Villa Blanca again and she's like, if I let people walk all over me, I let people walk all over me. I'm not letting it happen anymore. At least it's just sort of like shaking your head like My goodness, she is the most beautiful broken bird I've ever seen in my life To me this looks like a cry for me a cry for help That brings us to the end Thank you guys. Thank you to

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