Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: That Conga Beat(down)

Episode Date: September 23, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Beverly Hills delivers the HUGE Kathy Hilton drama they've promised the whole season, and it's a doozy. No one would do the conga with her. Will the nation ever heal? More importantly, will Rinna? The PTSD of it all. This week's premium Patreon bonus is a trailer breakdown for the new season of Real Housewives of Potomac. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm with Ben today but I just wanted to warn you before he came on. Last night Ben, I've just, I've never seen anything like it. It's really hard for me to do this show today, Ben. He just lost it. He lost his mind. He told me he hates me. He was pounding the walls, took off his glasses, smashed them on the floor. I have PTSD.

I don't know if I'm going to be able to do this show. Ben, please come on. It's Ben Mantlecare, everybody. I'm in. Just a reminder to the audience that silence is golden. OK. So, you know, and if I said or did anything that was just like the toe that worked the camel's back,

you know, I apologize. I apologize to Ronnie. I apologize. Quack, quack, quack, chicken. He has a quackack quack quack Yes, it's Beverly Hills Day. We've waited a whole year to find out what's happened in Aspen and it turns out Kathy Hilton got mad that nobody would do the Congo line It's another bad result. Another Beverly Hills where they have promised fucking Armageddon.

Okay, they're like, you better watch Beverly Hills this year. It's like revelations. And you know, it's random making up some exaggerating, some shit. I'll say about a Konga line fight. I mean, it's cold. So welcome to the show everybody. Today we're talking about that and on take a seat, we talk about all of this stuff, but live with you guys, you guys come on, talk to us, talk in the chat room. That's on Monday nights at 7 p.m. Pacific 10 p.m'm Ethan. I'm Ethan. I'm Ethan.

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I'm Ethan. I'm Ethan. I'm Ethan. I'm Ethan. I'm Ethan. I'm Ethan. I'm Ethan. I'm Ethan. those episodes a day before everyone else. And it's free. So why not? Also, this is a crapman's on demand video. Hi, hi, Patreon. So go to patreon.com slash watch at crapman's for video recaps. There's two week usually and regular bonus episodes, which we are doing later today after this recap. Okay. So let's get on with the show, Ben. Hi. I do want to say one thing. Okay, so it's gonna on with the show, Ben. Hi, how are you?

I do wanna say one thing. People have been so nice. You're getting all sorts of lovely messages being like, hey, you know, we're gonna get together for BravoCom. Will you come join us for drinks here? This for that. It's so nice. I wanna thank everyone who's been inviting us.

We're not going to BravoCom though. So just wanna let you guys know. Very sorry. Why are you not doing that? I'll tell you we're getting so many messages. No, because we're getting so many messages. I think people think we're going. And so I just want to let people know we're not going. So that's it. Whoa, you're supposed to announce good things. Not like that. We're not about to find out about things. No, it's not a bad thing. It's that way people like it's there's nothing wrong with saying we're not going. I say pay them dust. Okay. That's what you're getting for me some fairy dust. You're very wrong mother is giving you dust. So there you go.

That shit like that. Hey, guess where else I wasn't invited everywhere. Okay. There are literally millions of things today. I'm not invited to. And I don't care. I'm not sure it's like you. I'm gonna do the con go line over here by myself. Okay, Bueller, Bueller, I've been holding on to Bueller's hips and just being dragged around the house. Okay, that's my con go line. Fuck you guys. I'm not complaining that we weren't invited. I'm just saying that people keep people think we're going and I was like, people know we're not going. That's all. Well, send an invite. Send an invite and be like, hello, we're declining. You can be the only decline on the...

No, I was just letting people know because we're getting a lot of messages. So anyway, though, but I hope those... if Jessica has a really fun time. And for right now... I'm sure, mother. You're such a mom right now. You're projecting your mom issues and what I'm saying. I'm really saying, this is really coming from a benign place. is not a passive a place Listen This we're coming from a passive aggressive place for me you would know like you would Don't want us Bravo Con guess we're not going everybody

Bravo Con I'm not saying it like that I am not going to Bravo Con I am not above that I'm not above saying it like that. But in this case, I really am just genuinely letting people know we're not going to be there. September 22nd, Ben's not going to Bravo Con day. Okay. Hashtag it, everybody. At me. Listen, I'm coming from a good place today. Okay. All my rage is directed towards basically Rina today. Okay. It's not directed towards But I can't wait to hear it. I can't wait to hear yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so don't you worry? Hmm, oh, I'm not I'm not worried. There's plenty in here. There's plenty in here guys. I think you all know what once I once I uncorked

You will know okay? All right, well here we are for the uncorking. So, let's see here. Shush. You know, it's a really, they're gonna try and make this a really big episode because they start with the Fox News. Wush. You know, like when they change a story.

Yeah. They're like, whoo, it's very dangerous. They're not even swishing to anything. It's just the sound. Whoosh. And we're back to the icicles at 1030 AM. The dangerous, murderous icicles hanging off of Kyle's Aspen House.

Yeah, it's really quiet. There's no music playing. So that just shows that something terrible happened. And you know something really terrible happened because it's 10.39 AM. So it's not 10.40, it's not 10.30, not 10 o'clock. It's 10.39 AM. So we're there.

And Rinna is pulling her bag out of a room, and she's like, my head is definitely in a fog after what happened last night. It's way worse than a hangover. And then we just see storm lying there on the floor, just all sad. Like, I tried so hard to run free. I tried every chance ahead. I couldn't make it. I'm going back to Beverly Hills. Yeah, and Kyle, it's just like, are you ready to go back to LA storm? It's a huge victim episode for me. Are you ready? Are you ready? How could you be a victim?

I can. And then Rinna is inhaling something out of a cam. You know, for someone who judged Kim Richards for all those years, ma'am, I would drop the aluminum right now. Well, I think it's like oxygen or some shit. Yeah. I think it was some sort of like, here's something for people with who have been here for four days and still haven't gone over the altitude sickness. So she's breathing it. Here's something for people who come to a high altitude when they laugh like this. People who give themselves altitude sickness at sea level. So she's like, Rina is breathing and she's like, we were at the club and Kathy was having an absolute meltdown. I've never seen anything like it in my entire life, not even nowhere in this world. I see not even Amsterdam, nowhere.

Not even two weeks ago when I screamed and yelled at a homeless not-toothless charity event and yelled at a homeless, not toothless charity event and told someone to fuck off. So was it as bad when she said, I'm here for Doreen, a fucking mad. Sobbing over a hat store. Oh, that was Kyle. That was Kyle. Was it when she tried to strangle the turkey neck

and screamed, you don't talk about my fucking husband then broke a glass and threatened to said turkey? Now that was you. Wasn't when people asked her for some empathy and she screamed that blank crash victims were liars and then called everyone see words and said she doesn't give a fuck about anyone by herself. Now that was Erica two nights ago. What do you mean? You haven't seen anything like it. I know you DVR this show. Was that was that when she went to go to the supermarket and then found out they were out of Pringles

and then went and took a hand and knocked over every single cookie off the shelf and said, this place needs to be closed. This is a hate crime. No, that was PK. That was PK. That was PK, okay. So wow, what did Milton do?

At this point, I'm like, here we go. Here we go, give it to me. What did she do? So, point, I'm like, here we go, here we go, give it to me. What did she do? So, Randall is like, yeah, you know, Aspen really does a number on your filler's Kyle. I'm like, yeah, so does nature. Okay, if you look at yourself in regular elevation, you all look crazy.

That's great. I'm like, I'm Aspen for this. Yeah, and so Kyle's like, I'm just so, I'm like, just so popped up from crying. I mean, my eyes look disgusting. And he's like, I'm just so I'm like just so popped up from crying. I mean my eyes look disgusting And we're like, what are we crying? She goes, oh, you know, I cried it came a sobby. I then I cried while talking to Erica Then I cried when I saw Kathy bring poor people slippers into my home. There's a lot of crying When was she crying? Are you fucking kidding me? She's been crying for two days. Are you even here? This whole episode was ridiculous. I love what you crying when

And Rina is like I'm not saying a whole lot Because I'm still in shock from what I experienced It's not something that I would ever imagine coming from anyone in this group Let alone to devil herself Kathy Eltan. I never would have expected it Never I mean, I know she makes terrible tequila, but she's also a she devil. I would never expect that Never you who would never ever do anything like I saw last night My dear friend Kendall Kendall Jenner. Never. Never. Never. Never. So Kyle's like his Kathy coming back with us because she's still in bed, you know,

and she's like, well, my sister's not wanting to come out of her room. And it's so hard to think that I'm leaving her here. I mean, if she's upset, I just can't wait to hear how this is my fault. Oh, God. Kyle is the victim every season of somebody. Every season. My God. I like it's like, hey, Kathy, I know you're asleep, but we want to go check the mail.

Are you gonna come with us? Hey Kathy, hey, there's a there's a there's a pigeon down the street. We go look at it. You want to come with us, but now it's like, Oh, there's a plate. We got to catch a plane. Let's let her sleep. Let her sleep. You know, like every small thing they wake up Kathy for she wakes up Kathy every single time. And now that there's actual time, like something an important thing to Kathy has to write. She's like, I don't want to disturb. There's like a mushroom cloud outside.

And they're like, let her sleep. Let her sleep. So then we get my favorite thing that happens occasionally on Beverly Hills wrap, which like this is the last show that can take it. You know what I mean? Like they can't carry it. I guess it's all I'm trying to say. They can't really make it make sense.

Of course, their wrap is about having a show for somehow. And I didn't write down all the lyrics but this morning I woke up like what rhymes with show for and I still haven't remembered. So if anybody remembers please let us mail the comments. So to read them we're packing at wherever they are, who cares? Everybody's getting ready to go to the airport to get to the private plane and then Mauricio's on the plane with his standard. I'm a man and you're a woman line. He's like, I can't believe I went skiing this morning and I'm still waiting for you guys. My God, the boobies. All right, women. Women, they just can't get onto a plane pass, right? So then, like, what are we going to have for drinks? And we're gonna say, let's have, this could be a new me. I'm going to

actually propose a drink. Let's do bloody marries and Kyle's like, a bloody Mary, I never have them, but why not, especially after the trauma of last night? I just, this is what's happened to me. I have a bloody Kathy. Hope nobody asks me about it. Bloody Kathy, please. Trimatic.

Side of trauma. I think a side of trauma celery in that, okay? Cause I'm hurt. I am hurt. So then now they take off another flying, and as they're flying, Erica turns the sun, goes, well, I'll tell you something, son.

I don't wanna fight with you. How could I love when Erica puts precious things under the rug? No one else, but when Erica does it, love that. I'm very clearly decided that Erica is gonna be the good guy, and they're gonna just end that whole storyline where she yelled at everybody and called them all cut fitness is

Too nice. Yeah, okay. So Erica's like, you know, I just can't give you I have to do something I don't have answers to you answers to like earrings. You're not gonna get them. All right And something's like, well, I'm not talking about any of that stuff. I don't even know why you're upset about it. And she's like, well, when I scream at you, it's out of anger. Okay. Well, that's sweet because it's so different

than everybody else who screams out of, you know. Everybody screams out of anger, Erica. Okay. It's just out of anger. Don't take it personally. It's just angry. Yeah, Eric. Okay. It's just out of anger. Don't take it personally. It's just angry. Yeah, that's all. It's just out of anger.

That's no big deal. She's like, well, and I'm so off everyone who's on the receiving end, except for those who are the victims allegedly. And then that includes you Kyle, but you know what? I was fucking mad because I don't feel heard. Don't feel heard.

How about trying to erase something in a hat store? And only have the people come to it. Talk about don't be heard. Don't feel heard. How about trying to arrange something in a hester? And only have the people come to it talking about don't be heard. Okay, Kyle, it's still my turn. And Chris says like, sudden, why are you crying? I'm like, I cry. I cry when people say things. That's just what I do.

You're losing me. You're losing me, lady, okay? So Eric was like, we're having a moment over here. I just, you know, it's anger when I yell. It's that kind of anger like when you go to the toilet and someone's used all the toilet paper, but not replaced it. That's butt anger, but it's still anger.

All the say, it's like, all right, Eric, let it go. The monologue's over, right? And certain psych is the plane going down because Eric has been asked to me. So I mean, I want it to be real, but when we snow, we had a nice conversation, that picnic bench. Remember that? Can I trust this? I'm going to try. I'm going to try.

You know, as nice as a conversation can be while one is snowmobiling, you know, and then sitting on a picnic bench. But okay, I'll take what I can get. So then Marisa is like, oh, so why is Kathy not here? What's going on? And she was here like, well'll take what I can get. So then Marisa's like, oh, so why is Kathy not here? What's going on? She was here like, why is I thought she's gonna be with us here? And Doreet's like, has anyone checked or asked about her?

I'm like, I like the idea that Doreet for a moment thought they just, it's like home alone with Kathy. Like Kathy is in the Aspen House, putting after Shave on her cheeks, trying to make it look like there's like a big party in there to scare away rappers, but it's too small to set up all the mannequins, you know?

Her back was probably cramped from trying to get off that fucking twin bunk bed with the mattress this thick, you know. And so then Eric can tell us. Kathy, that's what I call back with a song to play. The bug goes with us, she had a breakdown at the nightclub. We were all like, that we all saw. Yeah. And Kyle's like, everybody knows, I mean, I talked about it with the car. I talked about it with Sutton on the car ride home. And Sun's like, Kathy was a little off.

I mean, she kept asking everybody to do congalon and I don't think anybody wanted to do it. And next thing, I know you're not listening to what I'm saying because you just heard me say that this is about a congalon, right? Okay, I'll give you a moment to process that. I did after a while, I was like, wait a minute. Kyle's like, no, I want to do the limbo. And before I know it, she's in my face and she's pointing at me and she said,

I want to go home and if you don't want to go home with me, you're not my friend. And then crystal, then we get crystal because now it's all the witness accounts of what happened last night because the biggest mystery is where the fuck were the cameras, okay? They're probably not allowed into the club.

So we know why they're not in the club, but they're not in the sprinter fan, they're not in the house, there's just no cameras, just no cameras, all this heavily-cameraed reality show, okay? Yeah. So, Crystal, we get Crystal's witness testimony,

and she's like, I mean, I saw some commotion, but I didn't really see anything. But like, I've been Kathy for a long time. I'm like, how bad could it have been? I mean, did someone just not listen to her feelings? Crystal, uh, she's an older rich white lady. It can get really bad. He can get so bad. So Diana's like, ooh,

because now Diana has her new look, her long hair. She suddenly, I think, realized that she had been styled like Barbara Bush. So she like is now, now has like long hair. And she's like, I went to the bathroom and I came back and I saw her completely waging, screaming at the girls mostly Kyle. She was like an out of control pussycat. Woof woof! Who was woof? She was like crazy to laugh on drug. Woof woof!

Woof woof! She was like violent cobra. No, no. And she was like, well, Kathy was saying that she was pissed off. I had to leave the club right now. I was confused because I didn't even know what happened. So I said, Kathy, we're not leaving. We just got here.

And this is when you know Kyle is full of shit because she does her big wide eyes, you know that she does when she's trying to be the victim of something and then Rina starts it Well, by the way before even getting to Rina Also, this is your sister Kyle who is having a break. She's like losing her mind and You're not going to like like step outside with her, come her down take her back to your home come back Like she's like no, I'm staying here. Like that is actually so obnoxious. I mean, Rinna is the one who actually winds up doing it, and not you for your own sister.

And for you, just had a tantrum about people like not going with you to places or whatever. It was, it's like, Kyle just like glazes over that or glosses over it as if it's no big deal. Like, well, we just got to the club, you know, it's like You're not in Kyle's mind In Kyle's defense, which I don't think I've ever said those words in a sentence together But in Kyle's defense Kathy has been doing that this whole trip like it sounds like more of what she was doing at the The hat store right when she's like oh, she doesn't want my tequila. Oh my gosh Kylie minn's tequila whatever I'm leaving and cows like Kathy you just gotta let it

go she's like no that's it I'm leaving and then she storms out and tells the producer I'm fucking pissed or whatever she said yeah well I mean cows probably just used to the kids you know Kathy's like this at an in and out know? Yeah, but I'm leaving. I'm leaving. This is all fucking pissed off. Kyle, you better come with me or you're not my sister. But also, Kathy didn't act that way in a vacuum. Like the reason why she acted that way

is because like people are being so shitty to her. I'm not, you know, I'm still laughing. She would act that way in a vacuum though. She'd be like a little piece of corn who just got vacuumed up and been like, I'm just a dried piece of corn. Who are mine to vacuum? I'm leaving.

I'm leaving. And if you don't come with me, you little, little dust money, you're not my fan anymore. She's that piece of tortilla chip that you vacuum over, but then like 30 seconds later, you find the tortilla chips in my house. Like it spun around in the wheels and came out again

and never got quite sucked up. No, but what I'm just saying is, I'm not saying that Kathy is a perfect angel in this. Like she was definitely having a tantrum, but Kyle has similar tantrums all the time and everyone caters to them. AKA the Kimasabi drama. And on top of that, like Kyle just acts like, oh, well, like she had no hand, like there was, she had no part in this and I fully believe that especially because all we have to rely on are these hella unreliable narrators that there was definitely some like passive aggression that came

towards Kathy's way definitely by Rina because she already pulled that stunt with A1A to Kila and she probably was pissed she felt like Kyle didn't have her back, which is Kyle's comment. This is the whole thing with this group. You didn't have my back. You didn't have my back. Although not like Salt Lake City levels. I'm just saying, I feel like I don't think we should give Kyle a pass. We shouldn't overlook the fact that her sister was going through it.

Kyle was like, no, we just got here to the club. And that Rina was the one who took care of Kathy, not her own. Well, and you know why Rina, Rina took care of Kathy. Rina saw a chance to finally get what she wanted, which was some alone time with Kathy with no cameras. What is Cameron sleeping? Fuck is going on. Why do they not have a GoPro attached to like every post of that van? Okay. Like they just run them just for dick play when they walk in. Yeah, you're like the number one house housewives show on Bravo.

Now you can't pull this. We don't have cameras. I mean, go back to real housewives of Atlanta during the whole, you know, stripper guy. What was Bolo? Not Bolo. The guy who came to visit them. It was a Bolo.

But we're in the house. Yeah. Yeah, in the house. That was Bolo. So even even OC knew house. Yeah, in the house. That was a Bolo. So even OC knew that the one, the greatest fights of that trip happened at 3 a.m. on their Sprinter van. And it was this grainy ass footage, but they had footage, not nevertheless going from Ireland, going back home.

So then Rina's like, well, we get into the Sprinter van and Kathy she was saying the craziest things. She was saying she's going to take down NBC Bravo, Neiman Marcus, President Biden, Vladimir Putin. Who else can I name? It's an enemy of the cash in this. Koda, she did not like that movie. She's going to take that one down. Yes, that's right

You know for Jason Lee you don't want to fuck with Jennifer Jason Lee No, she's a Charlie Ralph. She did not like Shirley Ralph. I know everyone loves Shirley Ralph. They loved her speech She did not yes America. She's going after her Shirley Ralph. She said I will take down this show her. She said, I will take down this show. Sing all handedly. I will ruin all of you. What in the holy fucking hell? What in the holy fucking hell? What you're telling me that of all these divas on these shows, these things have never been uttered before, I fully expect that when the cameras are off, Jen Shaw is running around her kitchen saying, I'm gonna take that on me see I'm gonna get us and everyone else's gonna believe in me

And like this happens all the time. I am not shocked by this at all. I'm I'm actually happy I'm happy I'm happy that this It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and So Liberty beef you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the host of Wonder E's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the build-up, why it happened, and the repercussions. What does our obsession with these feud say about us?

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someone's gonna ask me, right? Someone's gonna ask me. Which, of course, they don't, which is also really weird, because Rina the whole time on the plane is like, guys, Kathy last night, I just can't, nobody asked her. They're like, well, let's see the sandwich. The entire first third of the season was a fight between, like, pretty much everyone versus Crystal about this thing, like about something that was, like, that sudden said. And Erica says, when you don't say what it is,

people are gonna fill in the blanks. And it's gonna be all, ah, worse. And they all are like, yeah, you have to say it. People will fill in the blanks. And it's gonna be all, ah, worse. And they all are like, yeah, you have to say it. People will fill in the blanks. And now all of a sudden, I can't even, I can't even say it. And now, by the way, also, I mean, we still really don't know what happened, but like if there was no racial epithet or homophobic slur,

which I'm hoping there wasn't, but if there wasn't, they've kind of like, Kathy'd like hang out to drive for several months. And on the internet, you know, it's just like a mattress. That's beyond, it's so shitty. If none of that happened. And that's exactly what they,

it's exactly what they said that Crystal shouldn't be doing to Sutton. Because if this didn't happen, now if this happened and they cut it, or if this happened and they just don't wanna show, or if they, you know, first of all, I don't believe any of that because Rene would have all of this on her phone. You know what I mean? Like, Rene is the type who'd press the voice record immediately or she would have been texting all this to

Erica. Well, maybe they cut those texts too. I don't know, but everybody seems to be going off of this one rumor that they can't. And it's not even a rumor. It's a thing that Alisa posted and then Dirty deleted from her Instagram. Do you scroll up for new pictures or down? Man, I've had a really busy screenshotting day if you don't even know. You've got that many pictures. But Lisa Rinna posted this, well, she actually didn't post it. She was doing messages to someone like direct messaging someone who posted it. And she said, I can't even look at her. It's so hideous. And here's the thing, if you're going to be on a reality show, honey, and you're going to be a homophobic racist, you probably should have stayed home. One thing I can tell you that they got it from their mama.

So when it all starts coming out, do some googling and see where those words have been thrown around before. That's what you said. Renem was DMing that to somebody when the season was starting. So that implicates by all this stuff. That implicates Kyle and Kim too, by the way, right? She's saying that big Kathy is the one who was like a racist. She's saying that no, she's saying Kathy is a racist. So Google that her kids have said racist things because Conrad,

her son was arrested and was calling the police F words and all of this, like it was, yeah, that's drugged out, Kuku, staring. First statement. And then Paris has said, you know, she's like, being like, hey, my N word, or whatever, and she's called gay people,

the F word or whatever, and the, so you know, that stuff is there, they can't look. But Rena was trying to get this stuff spread at the beginning of the season. So if none of that happened, that's really love. Now, if it did happen, handkerrass out to try. Give me the proof. Give me the don't hide it. But if it didn't, it just goes to show you as Bravo people. We will believe anything. Because this whole season, I'm like, when is it? What is this episode? But by the way, like, how lucky are we? How lucky are we as Bravo fans that this, this is our communal experience that we

spend six or nine months waiting to see possible footage, possible evidence of Kathy saying something deeply problematic and what we get is she wanted to dance the Congolai. Like that's such a great twist. I really do. I really hope this day is like that, you know, because I'm really good for being on the record being like, guys, all she wanted was to dance the Congolai and the next week it's like,

oh, she also said the N word. You're like, oh, all right, well. Yeah, that's ruined. Well, we'll see. Yeah, they've pulled the N word. You're like, oh, all right. Well, yeah, that's ruined. Well, we'll see. Yeah, they've pulled some, they've pulled some shit like that on us before, but I don't know that they would do. I don't know. Who knows?

So all we have today is what we see on the show, which is this. So Rina's like, well, we get back to class. And then it's just the two of us. And it gets worse. She starts asking for butter. We have just started saying, where are the napkins? Where are the napkins? Can we create corn?

Can we or not? Can we grow corn? Then she was digging, she was a garbage for slippers. It was awful. She starts jumping up and down, breaking her glasses, pounding on the walls. And she's, wait, what? She's jumping up and down, breaking her glasses and parenting on the walls and she's can't wait what she's jumping up and down

Breaking her glasses and pounding on the walls you guys Just think of this in your head Think of it and realize how hilarious it is really replay this in your head She's jumping up and down breaking her glasses and pounding on the walls. And she's screaming that she made Kyle. Well, she has a point. And Kathy is responsible for Kyle. She's got another point there. And she said, I will destroy Kyle. She's given me vision board goals. I know. I'm like, I'm like, yes, okay, we love this. We'd love the direction of this rant. I know. I'm waiting for the point where I'm supposed to turn, you know. I know I'm

be dazzling to certain. This is Kathy. Okay. Yeah, the image of her like pounding wall and jumping on her eye glasses is so hilarious. I can't even understand. But here's the thing. This is okay. This is how in my mind, it really was. Was that I mean, I can imagine Kathy throwing her glasses down in disgust and anger. And I imagine her walking by a wall and being like smack and be like, you can't damn it, you know?

Like walking by and like, like she, you know, and she has the fucking nerve and slams the wall like that. And then we're just like, she was pounding on the, like she makes it sound like she was like a gorilla pounding against the wall, like, you know, like thumping her chest. I think she, my guess is she walked by and she was so mad at Kyle for the whole day for the all the mist, like, you know, like something or chest. I think she, my, my guess is she

walked by and she was so mad at Kyle for the whole day, for all the mistreatment, throwing out her slippers that just slapped the wall as to emphasize the point. And I hate to be a Catholic apologist, but I just feel like the story is so far fashion, that's the only way it works in my brain. Yeah, well, you know what? She said she's gonna destroy Kyle and her entire family. She's gonna make Portia soup. And if it's the last thing I ever do. And then she tied me to the train tracks, twirled her mustache, and marched right out to the sidewalk and slapped the first baby that came down. Okay. I mean, I think what happened is exactly what we've already seen happen with Kathy in that hat shop because people are patterns, right?

And I think that there's enough of that in this story. Kathy said something to Kyle. People were being mean in Kathy's mind to Kathy or disrespecting her. Kathy said, I want to fucking go. Kyle said no. And so Kathy got in the car and was like, well, thanks a lot, Kyle. You know, she doesn't fucking have my back. She wouldn't have anything without me.

Her husband is a fucking real estate guy. Guess why? Because of my husband giving him a job. Then he leaves and takes my husband's clients. She wouldn't be on TV if she wasn't bragging that she's Paris Hilton's mother or aunt. Paris Hilton's aunt in every goddamn e-interview that she slid her way into and every picture that she photo-bombs. She would fucking be nothing without me.

So fuck, no, granted. That's what I was saying. Are those just quotes for me over the years? Yes, of course they are. But like, are you the Monte Cathy? Yes. Beautiful rant though. Like, so beautiful, it has a thesis, it has a supporting body, it has a conclusion.

I think it's wonderful, it makes all the sense, you know, and I like, it's like, I think maybe Rina's just her issue is that Kathy had this rant without cameras on. Like maybe she just appreciates, maybe Rinna just wanted the cameras to be there. Because last time I checked, Kyle was the one who on camera said to Kim Richards, you're a goddamn alcohol like whatever, you know?

Like that's, I think up there with vicious things that you can say to your sister on TV. So, like outing your alcoholism. Right, so then, Ty and it's like, well, you know, there was bound to be some conflict because like how many girls is there right now? There's like, I mean, 12 of us? Like no.

And then kind of, like, well, you wouldn't believe in my house, like, my daughters don't have any conflict at all, but like growing up, I mean, me and Kim, we would bite each other. Well, I would bite her, and then she would claw the skin off of my back. I mean, that's just how we got. Until I was bleeding.

And everyone's like, yeah, I'm like, these sisters are fucked up. Let's just, let's just, just state that here. Oh, sisters will go there. Have you ever been friends with the pair of sisters? Oh, do not get them. No. No sisters, you will lose them I.

You will. So then Kyle tells us, Rina was texting Erica a play by play of what was happening. And I was glancing at Erica's fucking glancing out. You know she was clutching the phone in her eyes. You be like, okay, I'm gonna type in a response and you say something. Okay, she was, yeah the phone in her eyes. I'm gonna type in a response and you say something. Okay, she was,

the Maricopa was probably like, Kyle, look, here's what's going on with your sister right now acting crazy, right? And Kyle's doing that, her big victim, I was just like, I don't even wanna go home right now. And so, Rina's, then back to Rina, Rina's like, oh Kyle, you and I should talk when we get home. How about Waze? I could read myself of what happened last night.

I just need to cleanse myself. I just need to cleanse myself. What does that mean? Love me to strategize, right? Read yourself. Come on. So then Kyle's like, if you have any tips, let me know. Oh, I'm sorry.

I mean, I'm sad. So then Rina says, Kyle is know. Oh, I'm sorry. I mean, I'm sad. So, Ben Reynolds us. Kyle is way more successful and way more famous than Kathy Homes have ever been. And clearly, Kathy's still holding on to anger over the age. What, what over the agency? I didn't finish that.

Agency at American Woman. An American Woman, right. So the TV show that got canceled and they just see I'll give you all give you the yeah yeah and she's like I just think it's been very hard for Kathy to have it all in for her sister to have it more I was like hmm I still think Kathy has more I don't know I haven't looked at the numbers I know Kyle is like mega wealthy now because of Mauricio, but I don't know. I've Kathy. Kathy has the vibe of someone who's like, I'm wealthy and I, I'm so wealthy. I don't have to compete with people right now.

Well, the interesting argument I've seen in comments and stuff is who is more successful? Well, Kathy just married into hers. Kyle just married a poor guy and then he became rich. But then Kyle's husband got his money basically from working for Kathy's husband. And then but Kyle has a store, but Kathy has a line at Nieman Marcus. And which I didn't know, did you? That Kathy has a line of dresses at Nieman Marcus. I don't know that.

I did not wear hats. Maybe she's tried to promote it on the show and Kyle shut it down. Yeah, and I guess the end point is that it doesn't really matter. Like sisters are gonna be pissed at sisters. And I would love to see that fight. I think that's why Kathy was on the show to do the fight with Kyle, you know, if you're gonna bring somebody down,

bring each other down together. Your sisters, let's do this as a family. Leave Ren of the fuck out of this. And also Kathy made any mistakes. What are you doing telling Lisa Rimmel this stuff? That's work. That's work, Kathy, really. Yeah. So now everyone's back to Beverly Hills. And we are seeing stuff, people are doing little things around town. So now, Rinnah and Sutton are in a nursery and they're shopping for plants for crystals. Crystal's having a big birthday party coming up. And so guess what?

Gatsby themed. Wow, love that. I can't believe it. I was doing a great show. Why are you doing a great Gatsby party? Stop it, it didn't end well. Okay? Stop trying to live your great Gatsby life.

You're all gonna go broke. Die. No one likes going to them, okay? So then Rina's like, Rida finds like some orchids and she's like, oh, how about we get an orchid and suck us, I love an orchid, and what it symbolizes.

Yes, yes, something that's difficult to maintain and dies anyway. Come on, let's get it. Hello, hello, we wanna get an orchid, hello. Hello. Wow, you have even more kid, hello. Hello. Wow, you've been in a plant store, she's like, I know. Isn't that pretty?

Isn't that a pretty orchid? Oh, wow. What's that orchid drinking? I'll have it too. Oh yeah, I'll just have some miracle grow in some water because it's drinking that. Great, thank you so much. So noverturop and crystals. Crystals like robs, you have a moment.

I'm just so busy, Rob, because it's my birthday week and like tomorrow's my party He's like wow, it's already tomorrow is it? That is crazy. It's gonna be your birthday to my sister. You know poor Rob has been preparing for a month for this I know for this. I know. By the way, like, hello, you are the director of the Lion King. If you have not produced a five minute animated feature saying happy birthday to your wife by the end of this episode, that'll be your race. And she's like, well, you know, I'm a little scared to have this party, where I was asked and was pretty crazy. He's like, did someone grind up an X-lax and try and give it to you in a popsicle? Did that happen again?

No. Did they suggest you take an X-lax and then block you from eating chicken tenders? No, not this time, Rob. He's like, how bad could it be? Did anyone's dad get killed in a stampede by any chance? No, Rob, you're back in the line, King. Sorry, that's hard for me.

God, I just can't wait to be king. Rob, we're talking about like we're playing Rob. Rob, stop trying to pick me up and hoist me up into the sun. It's no, Rob. So then Kyle is packing again, guys, because Kyle's just on the move. And Portia's in the room with her looking adorable little Portia, you you know her hair's all straight and just got the stick. She's like mom but like adorably so you know don't take it out on the kids you know go and buy Kyle but still hello Porsche hello children you have until you're 18 so then you've got about two and a half years more. All right. You got five years of immunity from us.

We're going to be like, hello everybody. Welcome to this recap in 2026. Welcome to Portia's Abitjay. Okay. We're going to be like, really counting down. Like it's a legend, 59. You know, the best thing about she's so adorable. She's so lovely and watching her grow up like midnight. What a fucking bitch I'm always hated her done a fire woman No jokes. We support Portia. Yeah, we support for I mean so far. Why not so then I was like oh my god Portia I need good energy after what happened last night and Portia us, it's like, that's why I'm wearing

an I love Paris shirt. Am I doing it right? Cause I'm going back to Georgia to continue to film Halloween Ends, which is ironic because this storyline never will. So I will be missing Crystal's birthday. And the last thing I wanna do is have to talk about Aspen. So thank

God I will be chased by movie icon Michael Myers instead. Okay. Because I have not spoken to Kathy or seen her since Aspen. Only Jamie Lee Curtis. Okay. Huge movie star Jamie Carter that talked to her but not to Kathy my sister. It's gonna be the most boring Halloween movie because Michael's not even gonna come out of hiding this time just because he doesn't want to be forced to go the cowboy ass door Halloween ends is just gonna be a renaug confessionals after the party Michael Myers was just in no mood. He wanted to do the conga line He said no, so we took him home. He murdered three people. I swear it was a lot.

And then he said, I'm going to destroy Kyle. And then he murdered someone else. And then he broke his glasses. This is not the Michael Myers that you know. He's just going to end them. Everyone's going to be like, let's just get along with Michael now. He's going to be like, will you guys try my new tequila? That's all he wanted all this time for 40 years. All he wants is for people to try his tequila. He's like, well, when I was in the mental institution, I learned how to do some small batch tequila brewing. I just want you guys to try.

No, no, you're sure? I just want to try my good friend Michael Myers tequila. I know him. So then Kyle goes on and she's like, yeah, you know, I think she ended up leaving my house and then going to a hotel and then finally going back to LA. Like, that's so crazy. She's like my crazy rich sister. Like, even in this, even in this moment where you hate your sister and you want us all

to hate her, you still have to remind us how rich she is and brag about it kind of by proxy. I know. you want us all to hate her, you still have to remind us how rich she is and brag about it kind of by proxy. I know. And then like she has yet another new dog named Smoky, who's like chewing on like a baggage tag and call us like, Smoky, we're gonna have to work on you with the trainer. I'm like, Kyle, don't lie to us.

No trainer has ever seen these dogs. You see it, it's true. If Kim Richards is still running off with your sweater from off the floor, the dog is not gonna learn shit I'll take you that right now. Your whole family needs better trainers so We see Kyle you know sobbing with Kathy at the reunion when they decided they were gonna work past this and

Poor she's like, he's got a fragment of a chair because that's how you have to talk when you're about age and and I'm like, he's got a fragment of my chair. Because that's how you have to talk when you're about age. And she's like your dad, and then the puppy steals the sweater and runs and crossed like, you poo-pid. The dog's like, I was just trying to make some edits, okay? No, it's coming with me. So then we go to Doreet and Erica,

shopping for a gift for Crystal, the person who's story line is her eating disorder at a food place, like buying chocolate. Yeah, I thought that too, I thought that was. What? Curious. The fuck is wrong with this cast? Like seriously, also you two are cheap asses

to be going to get a chocolate. So they're like, yeah. Yeah. So they're doing like a chocolate making fun, fun segment, which doesn't really fit in this episode. But yeah, it was, it was a little odd. So you know, first they're like, they go to this place called a cum bar, cum bar, cum bar.

And then to read, it's like, boys, I'm glad I'm here with my girlfriend and not my daughter because my five-year-old would be going crazy And my husband he just would have already jumped into one of your vats already We've had to tell PK to get out of the chocolate that many many times Well it smells like heaven in here, though We all know what happened really, it smells like my pussy. Yeah! This just makes me so happy. Look at my hip-hop, happy, Eric, all happy, Eric, all.

So the guy at the chocolate shop, I hate this guy. Because I feel like this guy, you meet this guy at a party and he's like, I'm, I worked for the chocolate tears. And I call my love chocolate, really, but kind. Eminem's, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Eminem's, oh my God, I have corn syrup much. He really never had chocolate. You're so right.

You gotta come by the store. You gotta come by the store. You'll never go back to Eminem's. You gotta come by the store. I'm like, well, I will go to your store because it looks delicious, but I'm still gonna also have Eminem's in my life. Yeah, so he buy the store. I'm like, well, I will go to your store because it looks delicious, but I'm still gonna also have M&M's in my life. Yeah, so he goes well, uh, this is the thing with chocolate because Erica's saying how happy chocolate makes her.

And because that's the thing with chocolate, no matter what you're going through chocolate makes you happy. And Erica's like, I'm falling to the knee. I know all of that man. So please don't open up to the chocolate guy right now. I know. I know. I know when she said that this is her happy pleasant, that makes her smile year to year. I'm like, let's not talk about the year's Erica. These are just, this is, it makes me smile from $750,000.

It's the other $750,000. Also, I wish they'd cut back to Erica's first season when she was like, I'm Erica. And I'm not like this skinny bitch. She's whoever eats, I eat. And then they show her dinner with Tom when the mayor or the police chief, the chief of police who are personers

comes over to their table and they're alone in this restaurant. And she's like, I deserve it. And she's making it like she's this really rebellious character. And then they see her order of chocolate cake and she takes her fork and she gets maybe this much chocolate cake off of it like a little tiny crumb. And then she eats it, she's like, mmm. Mmm.

Just like, swishes it all over her mouth. I was like, oh my God, she's so related. It's my happy place. That was also as we saw this episode, that was also when her voice was not like this. It was like this. It was like this. Oh, what can we do?

Why can't we do that? It's a 15. That sounds like this. That sounds like this. It's depression just a friend of a caro. I think so. Crossed throat. So then, yeah, Erica's like, you know, chocolate helps us when we're feeling down.

Sweet chocolate therapy is real therapy is expensive. I just got the bill. And it was actually a chocolate part, which was very strange. Chocolate knows everything. It's got vitamins. It's so delicious. I love chocolate. Yo, chocolate.

Chocolate's expensive. I got the bill for chocolate the other day. And I was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh like trust me I know like I don't need I don't need Erica explaining the joys of chocolate

she's like I love chocolate I hope you like like I'm like are you gonna hashtag at this or what? I know like sponsored posts chocolate it's what's for dinner so then they put on these little chef's hats and the guy who of course is a housewives fan it's like see look you're already Lucy and that's all. And he's Andy Cohen, it's just Andy, the chocolate here.

And so Eric doesn't know yet. Well, you know, she starts doing a Lucy impersonation and to read, say, well, I've never really thought of Lucy and that though, I think of it's more of a, Selma and Lucie. Yeah. Yeah. Starlie, gee, not Davis. So they're going through a chocolate tour and then Erica is just like, she starts acting

very much like Durey because she's like, you know what, chocolate is a luxury. Yeah, it's a reward. It's a luxury. It's a luxury. It's a luxury. You know what, a luxury chocolate. Like, it's like when I was telling her, chocolate's a luxury. It's like, we it's a luxury. You know what's a luxury chocolate? Like it's like when I was telling her, chocolate's a luxury.

Be get it, Erica. Chocolate's a luxury for you right now. Doreeds, Doreeds repeating is so funny to me. She's like, yeah, you know, chocolate's therapeutic. It's therapeutic. Yeah, there's something therapeutic and happy. It's therapeutic and hippy. It's luxury, it's a luxury.

It's a reward of They said my commentators with the like the Westminster Kennel Club show It's like and now coming up next. Oh, it's a chocolate by now. Look at that chocolate A beautiful piece of chocolate. Okay, it is going up the ramp. It made it up the ramp because it's a luxury Chocolate you want to have well-bred chocolate that's doing a great job well I don't know if I should make this for Phoenix because it's got goji bears in it

it's like oh you can't well you can't allergic to goji bears don't goji goji bears I don't fucking care this, but luxury, luxury! This is fun. Now, Erica, I know you must have seen Garsell on the reel and she's like, oh yeah, it was devastating. And then we see Garsell on the reel.

God, I feel so bad for this show. It's getting the most publicity that everyone's had as soon as it's been canceled. I know why would they cancel it before Beverly Hills airs with dumbasses. I know. It's so who car cells like well, even if she's not a guilty of note, it she says like she should get the ring that you rings back on the show. Right. Which also I'd like to point out because nobody's gonna point it out on the show. She said all that to Erica's face. Yes. She literally said this to Erica's face. She didn't slam Erica and call her a dirty slut villain. She just said, I think that she should show

compassion and give them back was a big deal. Yeah. And so Erica's mad because she felt like our cell played semi-nice with her, but then like didn't have the balls to say, hey girl, I told you to mess up, but you need to know this. I'm like she didn't tear your ass up. She offered up her opinion. I believe the phrase I would use as she was being open and honest, I believe. I think that's what it was.

Yeah, exactly. The instructions of this show, every page of the script, up in the notice, and it talics at the very bottom of the page. So she's like, yeah, you know, she told my ass up and to read psych, we're not chose to support me friend who is her chin. And when I had the convo with coil, he's what upset me. If I support you, the body is for them, why can't you be friends with them? It's not a game show, Erica. Erica

does that every time to reach talking. It's like family few. She buzzes in. She's like, Dennis Allen. And also I like that she points like all the ladies are standing right outside the chocolate window because she's like, why you're not supporting me? So it's like, you know, then I am in some way supporting an alleged crime. I mean, you tell me right now, if you agree with what she said the other night, that's what they say. I'm like, listen, I'm just a girl standing in front of a luxurious chocolate with a gold jebarris in it. That's all. Yeah, and she's like, and they were telling me, you bet it's telling me,

what now if you agreed with her last night? America's like, that is so fucking gross. She's all riled up now. And so Erica tells us, I can't be worried about what these chicks is like. What will the name of sleep? Fuck the neighbors. Hey, speaking of Amos. And then she has like some weird pause where you can see her decide, should I mention that I'm fucking army hammer right now? Should I mention this? She has, and then she has this moment where she's like, oh, oh, I just remembered the thing that,

like when I was in bed last night and I was like, I gotta say this during my interviews tomorrow and I forgot what it was. I just remembered it. She's like, by the way, I do wanna say this, let me be very clear. Sometimes the ones that you really know you think are doing the best are hiding the most. I was like, that's what you made us hang on for an extra seven seconds for.

For weird. Also, we know we've seen your arc on this show. So, not really sure what you're giving. And then they play a long horror movie violin squeak that like what did she say? So that shows through we love for revenge season 1 we get it Erica that's a very misplaced horror like you said nothing you know so then she's telling to read well I'm getting tired of being a weapon boy when I know there are others who display the not best behavior and so with Kyle it's gonna have a discussion with you about my behavior and that, and that, and that question.

Gee, well if you want to get something off your chest, say it. I mean, who, who are you talking about? Oh boy. And then she tells us in this town, there are different rules for the hyper elite. Not just the regular elite like me and Piqui. They elite that have coffee, they're very hyper.

One rule for elites on Adderall. Another rule for elites with diabetes is 19. Have you ever seen Chris Kardashian after a Red Bull? Different rules apply to her? Well, he's been in this town. Who life? She is part of a family that has a lot of stills worth and Convections couldn't really make that into a rhyme, unfortunately This is what I get for not being a hyper very meddith marks She's like you have to think twice if you want to challenge them

So hold on one second. I just had two thoughts I challenge Sarah cuz like well we've all seen each other at our worst we've all heard things that perhaps one of the best And if you think I'm gonna be the fucking living boy I'm just gonna go back to that well the whipping boy well again You think I'm gonna be the fucking whipping boy for this dog group, then you have another thing. Cutting honey. And I just love Erica giving this like evil like you better watch out while she has a little

chocolate on it on her head. I'm making chocolates right now. You better watch out. And she takes a champagne and she's like checking it back with this evil look on her face. I'm like, oh you are in a cooking class right now Watch out for the ladies swilling champagne at the luxury chocolate chocolate making glass But also I have to say and these are words I've never said before as well I'm with Eric on this listen if Kathy did things

She shouldn't she isn't above talking about them. Go ahead. What do you guys threatening? Like you guys are like, oh my God, who's she talking? Just say it. Just fucking say it. You didn't say it. Obviously in the club. And I guess you haven't seen her since. So let's see you say it to her face at a party and not let her get away with it. Let's see this happen later in this episode. Can't wait. Well, they're just complaining about their own bullshit hierarchy that they feed into, right? Like, oh, we can go after Crystal. We can go after Denise because they're not part of the elite.

So we are like, we can do that because we're not going to get in trouble. But oh, Kathy, oh, we can't go after Kathy because there could be repercussions. I mean, they're literally just saying they're packing order right there. So like, right. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's a just saying they're packing order right there. So, like- Right, it's like- It's like, it's like- It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, when I hear people complain about jury duty. I'm like, why did you go to it?

Yeah. Well, you're right, Ronnie. Like, Kathy, if Kathy said something really horrific, like, they should air it out. They should talk about it. They should confront it. But at the same time, the fact that they're like afraid to just shows kind of a general cowardice that people have really bounced off of with this like inner core that they go after people that they perceive as weaker because they know that they can.

Like it's literally stated right here in this moment. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. They're playing. I'm a savage. I'm a savage. I'm a savage. I'm a, I'm a savage. To remind us that Erica was in that fashion show.

While Erica is getting her makeup done by whatever Lopren asked guys, she found to come over and they have me last week. I feel so bad for those guys because she's like, hey, guess what? I'm working on some new music. And her gay is like, really? Wow, he's like, oh God, I'm gonna have to spend two hours listening to her album. Ha ha ha. Hey, it's to the old school.

Oh, so then we go over to Sutton's house. Everyone's getting glammed up for this 1920s party. And Sutton is getting her makeup and stuff. Is this island pretty? You know what? I don't like smudgy. So don't do that, okay? Don't like the smudgy.

So. It's an ongoing issue with this season, there's like issues with smudging this around the eyes. So then she's excited because she has an authentic vintage 1920s dress that she's gonna wear to this party. And then we go to the retail, but this is actually really pretty cute. She's like, gee Phoenix, close your eyes

because I'm gonna take a soda with me. A Coca-Cola, because she's like, and Phoenix is like, no, you will not take a soda mother. You know, she's like, you will not have quinceo up before bed, am I? So then we go to Garsell, who is getting dressed while Sheree comes over. And so Sheree is down to the kitchen while Sheree is up.

I mean, while Garsell is upstairs getting dressed and she sees a gift on the kitchen countertop. And she's like, I didn't get a gift. I'm just gonna write my name on this gift. Ha ha ha! Get a highlighter with a highlighter. So then Garcella comes down to Stereocase and she's like, well, we have a lot to talk about.

I mean, you know my day job at the real, yes Garcella, I'm pretty aware of it. So she's like, well, we talked about Erica and the $750,000 earrings, and now it's on social media. I mean, I did it before we went to Aspen. Sorry, I'm just advance-chuckling thinking about Erica seeing it for the first time being so mad. And Sheree is funny that Garsell has not noticed yet

that Sheree is constantly on the wrong side, right? Because Sheree is consistently on the opposite side of Garsell. She's like, well, I have to admit, I have to admit, Fran, those earrings. I would be hard to give them up. I would be like, what, you want them? I know. Yeah.

Sherry, Garth's self is like, stop it right now. Wait, hold on. I am on the verge of giving you a, whoah! But I won't do that to you. She's like, well, you have other stuff. Why do you need the earrings? And she's like, well, do I?

I mean, I just put a send me money hashtag busings on Facebook this morning, so I'm not really sure that I do. It's like, well, listen, everyone else was talking about it. So I had to talk about it. I mean, what are you gonna do? So then we go over to Crystal's house.

And Crystal's trying to, she's already kind of like excused like trying to make us understand why she's having this party. She's like, well, Rob and I have an affinity for the 20s and for Rob's 50th birthday, we did the same theme, but like a huge party. Let's COVID. So we want to minimize the group. I'm like, this is the second time you force people to go to a Gatsby party. Why Crystal? Why? I've been on your side all season long, but this may be a breaking point for me. The only positive thing to this is that Kyle also did her great Gatsby party years ago and still had patty the bone face. So my wish is that we just have

a featured extra coming come in singing. And so I start all over my stuff. Can you feel me lonely tonight? Can I not cry? Don't cry for me, pride rock. So by the way, I think I'm sure you enjoyed this. I felt like they dipped into the Southern Charm music catalog as people start to write the musicals so very much like, oh, I'm going to do it. I love this. I don't like it on this show. So I mean my Southern Charm music stands Southern Charm because I was, if you give too much credit to them

They're gonna just start crossing over all their shows and I don't need that. I don't like it I feel like I just was like oh like I brought you like a cute gift and you're like I don't want it and now I have to like I was so happy for you. I was happy for the motions you were gonna happen and then you're just like no and now I'm like I was so happy for you. I was happy for the emotions you were going to have. And then you were just like, no. And now I'm like, why not? I'm going to take my phone. But you didn't bring me the gift.

You were just pointing out a gift that someone else brought. And I was like, no, but I did the sherry. I signed my name onto the card. Like, damn it, Ben. You know, like, the tricks love Trixie Ben Monaco, Mandel. No, I was like a parent, you know? Like, you know, like when parents take their kids to a movie or something and then they're so happy they brought their kid to the movie and

then they're just like so happy to hear what they could thought. And like, didn't you enjoy that? That was exactly the movie you were saying you wanted to see and he's like, no, I'm like, yes. Yeah. I know, I do feel that because I've showed my niece, I'm like, wow, we, I should show you some classic movies. This is clue. Isn't it? And then I'm watching it with her not one single laugh the entire time

and then start swiping on her phone. I've never felt so hurt. So you know what, man, I'm sorry. It's fine. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to kill you. I apologize. Hashtag not going to Bravo Con. The revenge Ronnie was waiting. He's like, I'm so mad for can announcing that that I'm going to. I'm not. Yes. And this other charm music. I'm just playing. I love you. Not you, Bravo Con, you can fuck off. Okay. So then that was much more negative. You started it. You started it. He Ramokon, you can fuck off. Okay, so then... See, now that was much more negative. You started it.

You started it. I'm only building on the negative foundation that this house is being built upon. I was actually a positive foundation. Okay, so anyway, Southern Charm music is playing to reach showing everyone showing up. Asher shows up, so Asher and Dihanna show up. Dihanna is sort of like 20sish. Asher shows up so Asher and Diana show up. Diana is sort of like 20sish.

Asher shows up dressed like he's like a private eye. Like he, like everyone else went towards like 20s fashions. He went to the actual costume shop. And he's like, he's walking around like, oh, right, everyone. Where were you the night of December 13th? I'm gonna start with you, lucky lady. Well, you know why?

I read this was supposed to be a murder mystery party and they just cut all that stuff out and I actually did kind of feel bad for Chris. Okay, Crystal, you're doing a great gaspie party and a murder mystery dinner. Like how many fucking things are you gonna rip off for this one part? Okay, from the house.

Are you gonna have like someone there painting faces and another person like freezing vaginas? Like, come on. That would explain why Rob had dressed up like Scar. It's like, you're very on the nose. We know you got the Simon as the murderer, Rob. Try to stay in the... Ugh.

Um, yeah, the cake when they bring the cake out, it has a knife with blood coming down. That makes much more sense. Now, I was like, well, at least they're getting closer to Gatsby. I was like, is this like an ode to what was her days or who was the one who got right over by the car in that book? Spoiler. Yeah, too late. Yeah, it's like decades old spoiler. We're like, so how the model ends? Or maybe it's just Gatsby himself himself. Okay big spoiler on that one But also why would you have the twink

Boyfriend as the detective that's not the detective. I need someone seasoned I don't need someone's fuck boy over here. He's getting his album paid fork that I still can't all week I've had like a little a little guy with Dressin and I costume holding a microphone walking around. So then Erica shows up dressed like the statue of Liberty. She has like a whole thing like a head dress thing. And then she loves dead. Here's the thing, like are we entering into zombie, the zombie phase of hospitalized? Cause Erica looks like she's been dead for days. And they just like found her floating somewhere

and just put a little makeup on her and shoved her in a wooden box cause no one came to claim her. What the hell? Give me a tired, your poor, your huddle masses yawning to be victims. You're hungry, your poor line them up and let me tell them all together. You fucking liars. All right, I don't care about anyone but my goddamn self. Well, it's all your stuff.

Welcome to America. I'm not giving back this to us until it's proven to have to in the court of law. All those immigrant boats passing the Statue of Liberty is just flipping them off to like uh. Does that mean the same thing in this country as it does in our country? Feel good about this. She's like, hey immigrants, my post is like a python and you can look up my dress if you want to because you're down there already.

Tick tick tick, tick, like a bomb. So Crystal's so rude, Sutton gets out, she's so proud of her 1920s dress. And Crystal's like, that is not 1920. She's, it is, it is actually from 1920. She's like, that's like 1920s Amazon. Oh, I thought that Crystal was saying that her dress was 1920s Amazon. Like she bought hers from Amazon. Oh, I thought that crystal was saying that her dress was 1920s

Amazon. Like she bought hers from Amazon. Oh, I thought she was saying the certain we'll need it. We'll need it. We'll need an ombudsman to clear this all up. So then I need to draw a turg. Hi, could we have someone? Yeah, thanks. Not in the watch. We're gonna get a million emails. Like, are you going to Bravo watch, we're gonna get a million emails. Like, are you going to BravoCon? And this is the answer to the Amazon thing. So, so Garsell and Sheree arrive.

So Rinna shows up, Rinna's like in drag. So she's in tails and like a hat, top hat. It was definitely like a one thin mustache away from giving us Lydia Orange County going to drag Queen Bingo. It was, but it was also very fitting because you know, Rynis about to try and pull some shit out her hat, you know, here's it literally showing some tails, tells some tails. So, wow, got some got one handkerchief in my, in my wrist here. Whoa, it's 20 handkerchiefs, it's 20 handkerchiefs. And I said to that handkerchief,

I have never seen a handkerchief be so long and brutal to its sister. Look at this handkerchiefs, they're coming out. FBTSD from this handkerchief. Ha, ha, ha, ha. So she's like, wow. What a celebration, What a bar. I'm sad.

I'm sad. I know. I know. If this is a celebration, look, I'm wearing a top hat. It's hard to get past what I've been through with Kathy. I'm very, very much in shock. And I put on a brave face because I have PTSD. Oh God.

And she's not even kidding. That what's so funny like now we're all gonna feel that for you for your she's like PTSD. It's real guys. Kyle's like I have PKSD. Oh no it's post Kimisabi's stress disorder. Oh, I have PK. TSD is will. Have you ever tried to wrap a grape in a little candy cell just to get him to eat a fruit? I have PMSD, post-motherfucker stress disorder. Hehehe. So Diana's like, oh, look at her, she looks like 20s of a lift for a cent.

Oh, oh, oh. And then they all take a group pic in front of the half moon or whatever. I love that photo booth. By the way That was a great photo booth. What props to whoever made that thing? Oh, the brother and Miss Lucy. Miss Lucy's behind it with some masking tape like this. I know Would have been better for it been animated just saying but anyway Cartoon for us this party. This party is very sad. And now that I know that they cut out all of the fun parts

of the Ditter mystery parts, now I get it. But there's no music and there's no people. It's just the cast. So they're like, here we are. I mean, this is depressing. Is someone trying to sell some lipstick or? I know. I was like, did Drew Zedora plan this?

So Kathy arrives. I thought we were going to see Kathy rest the season. And although I, I did remember from the previews that there was going to be like a sit-down moment, but Kathy shows up. She's like, hi, hi gorgeous, hi handsome, hi everyone. How's it going? And Miranda's like, huh? I'm actually surprised to see Kathy. I don't think she's show up. And she is decked out to the nines. Like nothing ever happened. It's so fucking weird. I'm like, have you met your friend Erica? Who does this every single time? She yells at someone in the next episode. She's like, oh yeah, I was just saying, no big deal.

Well, also, she's mad. She was so mad at Denise for not showing up to things when they were things that she's supposed to be confronted at. She was so mad. Her mom was never showing up to things when they were things that had to be. And now she she's like how dare she show up who would have the balls to show I love when they So the cat is showing up and Kathy's just coming out of the car like Who's helping you for that like Kathy face, you know her teeth walking in front of her She's like I'm a party on the music like I'm a party on the music like

And then she gets to the front door and it's like And it shows Kathy bending down to like look at the front door to see how it opens Trying to make it look like she's being so scary. I know so then she's this sits of the group So Rina immediately gets up and walks away. She's like I want to go to the basement What's the basement? So Chris was like, everyone come downstairs to the parlor. That's what we're calling it tonight. So everyone's like, okay, fine. So they go down to the basement, which looks great. And we're gonna say, oh, wow, wow, this looks great. Wow, wow! You could fit fortune friends down here. Wow! And Rema's baby like, oh baby, sit here, sit here baby, you sit there, you sit there, you sit there, I sit here, you sit there, let's sit down, Kathy's sitting.

Oh my God, it's like Viet Mom just sat down on the couch It's excruciatingly difficult to sit and watch Kathy Like nothing happened it started to build in me and I'm super uncomfortable I mean if these women knew exactly what Kathy said about them They wouldn't be laughing about it. I'll say that it is so fucked up on every level. It is so fucked up But I won't say it. I won't say it. Oh, really? So, I'm not cap- Yeah, now Kathy said stuff about them.

How weird that that wasn't in any of your original texts or accusations. That's weird that you just seem to be adding stuff onto this shit now. And why isn't she saying like, Kathy, you said all this shit. Like, this is I think so upren as a wheelhouse to say, you know, Kathy, you said all this shit. Like, this is, I think, so up Rina's wheelhouse to say, you know, Kathy, we were in the van

and I didn't like what you said about everyone. And now, like, Kathy's whole thing is like, we have, I mean, Rina's whole thing is like, let's talk it out. Let's be, let's confront it. And now she's, so I'm like, I can't even say it. I can't even say it. So then we go to Rob, who, he's like,

so he's like that jukebox over there. Is an original from 1942. They only made, they only made it for one year. So there's only like a hundred of them that exist. And they're like, cool, cool, cool. Like that's, that's fun that you have a jukebox down here. Does it have you ever used your phone for music? Cause that's great too.

And Doree is like, how much did you pee for it? Oh, I didn't have to pee at all for... Pee-m-c-d-m-c-d-j-p-e-for-it! He's like, let me whisper it to you. It's huge amount. 30,000. Well, that's nothing that's as much as you can buy the POOL for from D'Aribe, Nectaria. The little plastic pearls fall off of this when you play the Beatles. Babe, here's my new idea. Dresses for jukeboxes. Okay, we're going to call this one the burlitzer. Alright, let's put up a black hootin. Everyone I'm sorry say, there's a bit of a mold issue here in the polar. Just kidding, it's a jukebox. Good.

And Rob's like, yeah, you know, they only made about a hundred of these. So I've got one of the, I think, wasn't that one of the iPhones where they're like, wow, this one sucks. Let's just skip this generation. All right, back to the draw. I think Rob just got swindled into buying

the shittiest jukebox ever. So like, we only made a hundred. That was undesirable. That's true. I mean, the biggest con is people finding huge value in like, um, like broken shit, like broke, like mistakes. Like I was watching a thing about Star Wars memorabilia, Star Wars toys. And there's like some, there's some Star Wars toy Like I don't know if it's like Luke Skywalker or Han Solo or whatever that comes with like a little gun or something and it shoots a pellet and There's only been like 40 of them ever made and it's like they're worth like people track them down. It's like the biggest thing ever. I'm like Y'all it was, it's a bad toy. It was bad toy. It was a bad toy. It was a bad toy.

It was a bad toy. It was a bad toy. It was a bad toy. It was a bad toy. It was a bad toy. It was a bad toy. It was a bad toy. It was a bad toy.

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It was a bad toy. It was a bad toy. It was a bad toy. It was a bad toy. It was a bad toy. It was a bad toy. It was a bad toy. There's a reason why this continues, okay? So then Sutton and Erica are talking because like Sutton thinks they're best friends now, right? So she said Erica, what are you drinking? Sit something with bourbon. She goes Yes, I'm aware of it. Okay. Now this is a point somewhere between where this started and now Dorit and Erica have taken some kind of a pill. Did you notice this by the end of the episode? They've taken some, I'm guessing, they have zany bars that they're sharing or whatever,

because their energy starts going like, roll, they start talking slowly, moving slowly. And until by the end, it looks like they're falling over. So anyway, they're talking about the drink right now. And some say, I was that bourbon? I'm gonna try that. I don't like bourbon. And I'm southern.

I don't like it then. Ah, and she's, she sitting like, I was that burping? I'm gonna try that, I don't like burping. And I'm Southern. I don't like that. Uh, she's, she's like, you know, it's going really well with me in that motherfucker, Erica. I mean, I don't know. I mean, maybe it's the Aspen Air that's still with me and I don't have enough oxygen. Maybe it's going to my brain.

I'm not thinking straight. Maybe that's what it is. And Erica's like, Rob, I'm a love this place, Rob. Rob, you know, this room was so much work. And I know, I know, because I had a house with Rob. You got to change the plumbing, because that's not up to code. I know, because Tom and I had a house with my teen 20.

And then we see my favorite clips ever of Erica walking out in her house trying to tell Tom that they need new pool tiles. No, that's not smooth. When they do both, I mean, in her high voice, in her high innocent 2015 voice. And she's like, I drove by my house the other day. It was empty. The windows were open. The trips billowing out and I just sat on the street, and I looked at it.

I was like, okay, you're trying to make yourself sound like you're a Celine Dion video. I was just house the billowing trips and the leaves blowing by and the wind going, woo, and she's a single tear coming down her eyes. She sits there in her, in her dots in, and looking at the life she's to have, Come on, like give me a fucking break lady. And I can think about what that broken pool towel in the mic,

y'all. Also, you know, Huckripe, this is, it has Sedina isn't like a block away, okay? It's like a 45 minute. Yeah. It's a long time. You know? So, Erica's like, yeah, I just can't get too attached and I can't stay here in this place of laws. I had to grieve. I must transcend this grief and suffer

criticism. I have to let go. I think Kathy comes to me and looks at Erica's face because, okay, let me ask something, not to change the subject, but I'm noticing this on everyone. I notice you go a little bit above the lip with your lip liner, like now it's like more, is this on purpose, Erica's like, so on purpose, did you trip down the stairs when you were doing your makeup today? Honest question.

Honest question. I was trying to have my monologue about parking outside my house and having a personal opinion for thee, but that's fine, yeah, whoever draws on my face makes it because they do whatever they want to do. I was just saying how I have to let go of those time adhering. Yeah, I agree. So what's up with your fucked up face? What happened there?

And so I guess my lipstick is from Target. Oh man, I wish they'd made that a big story of mine. Yeah, I think it's what that a big story of mine. Yeah. I think it's how Lee Jenner makes it. So now Rob, uh, it's like everyone stop looking at the jukebox time for a cake. So now the blood cake comes out. We're not only made 30 of these. There's only 20 down now. I told him it was the stickest bar. There's only $20.00 now. He paid it for it. I told him it was the Snickers bar.

He thought it was a juice box. It's very confusing. He thought it was the five-and-a-half. That's whizzle, not whirling, sir. Oh, anyway, Rob, I'm sorry. There's a giant bite mark on the side of your thingy. And Crystal is giving the speech that we all want to give to our older friends. I mean, I don't have, I mean, I would give the speech if my friends were older still.

They're not now. I've caught up. But Crystal's like, so it's really special that you guys are all here today because this is the last year in my 30s. And there's just a really long pause and then a ssss. You know, Kyle's in like Georgia somewhere in her hotel going over a script and her tongue just starts going left and right. Somewhere someone has said something that I could have stirred shit up about. I really hurt Crystal.

They're like, fuck, I see so young. And it's like, be a shut up. You haven't had your first Botox. Okay. You haven't even had your first Botox yet. Everything is that you in 10 years. So Crystal's like, I just, I feel I'm so lucky. Like, I've grown so much to our friendships, you know, with all you old ladies. And so just thank you so much. And by the way, nursing, happy birthday, I don't like it. And also this is the only thing songs that are sanctioned by Elton John here. So unfortunately, we'll be limited to can you feel the love tonight? Thank you very much. So then she offers trays of like cookies to people with their name on it. What the

fuck is this? Why aren't they made out of chicken fangers? You know? I just want everyone to know that everyone is allowed to have chicken fingers at my party. Yeah. So then, um, uh, some renners like drinking champagne and comfortably, like, but like, but like, um, self-aware uncomfortably, like very like, she's like, hmm, hmm, hmm, just drinking the champagne. I'm visibly upset, but you don't have to ask me about it. No, I don't want to say. I don't want to say. Well, she's failing where LVP succeeded, because you know how she's always saying LVP

started everything everything and she she made her say much asms in the first place and then ran away. Remember when LVP ran across the bridge, just stop running, tell her she had to bring up much asms. So Remi's been telling everybody all of this stuff about Kathy and has manipulated no one into bringing it up for her, right? And then she shows up to this party and she's like acting like she's traumatized. It's still in that one we'll bring tells up to this party and she's like acting like she's traumatized. It's still in that one we'll bring it up to her. So she's just kind of an awkward fail moment for her.

So meanwhile, Doree turns to Garcelle and she's like, Sooo, Garcelle! Have you talked to Erica after the real? And she's like, no. Really? You didn't say anything about the real being on the real, really, really. And she's like, well, it was before Aswim.

But then it ate after, right? Did it ate after? What are you trying to get at? What mystery have you solved? She's trying to stir it up. And it kind of like, I thought it was really good. I don't know what we're talking about but I think it was really good Teach us here on the real and Kathy's like yeah, it was good

So Garth's like well, it was my job and so to read say if I was if G if I was Erica I don't feel really hurt. I do. I think ourselves a little oh here it comes guys Put your little ponchos on because I'm going to splash Do you do a little I don't want to say jabs jabs was so last year so get you a little Throwing it grenade in the shape of water droplets. Yes It really does and I like that she moves her fingers closed around like this and then splashes it It's like uh, when is she gonna spritz ya? She just did. Yeah, and asking questions. I love that. Do I think

Carsel is a little guilty of throwing a grenade and then masking it coming from a place of consing? Yes, I do. Was it bullying? Bullying? Was it bullying, bullying, was it? Oolipace, babe. Now, PK, go home. So, Rana's now upstairs. Rana has slipped out very quietly and she's trying to leave. And of course, it's like you're leaving. And Rana's like, I love you.

I just need to go home. I'm still really upset after what happened in Aspen. I'm upset. I can't be here any longer. I just can't. I'm just so upset. I'm really trying but I feel like I have seen the devil Her name is Kathy Hilton Chris goes is it really that bad? I'm gonna go

Big nod big nod. I'm very bad. I've known Kathy for 30 years, which means she's 10 years do overdue for me burning that friendship. So this is, this is a polished loving mother, socialite, a pillar of society, and to hear all these things coming out of her mouth. I can't, I can't believe you, you know, she would think it, she would feel it, she would say, about your own family, about your own family. I'm like, have you seen the Richard sisters? I mean, come on now. Yeah.

She's like, okay, I'm gonna go. I'm just too, I can't be here. Oh, wait, something's in my hat. Come on, fly up. Here's just like a dead picture in my hat. Okay, this evening is not going how I planned. Not going how I'm going how I'm what a fail of it might even showed up like a magician and just couldn't make

it work. Sorry, I'm sorry that your entire year of trying to set somebody up just weased and fell to the ground. So sadly, you know, I thought I thought that pigeon because when we know it was around, I kept hearing, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that's just car horn motherfucker. So then back inside, Erica's like, hey, go. Okay, this is okay. Now, Erica, the pill is kicking in even more now. Erica goes, hey, go, feel, can the top tell you. And she's like, absolutely. I want to blow the heads up. I say, I want to blow the heads up.

Why? Why would you have a heads up for what? About the wheel. Because you know, I shot. I know you shot that before I smooved my my thigh. When it asked, come and I'll spin. And it's like, she's like, we did have a nice time in Aspen. for a swim of a thought, when an ass comment has been. He's like, she's like, we did have a nice time in Aspen. She sort of, I couldn't tell if she was agreeing

or questioning and then Erica's like, I just thought the you and I were born a level. I thought you and I connected a dinner. She's like, we, hmm, I want to, what's another way of saying, what? That's not quite a wall. We did. We did.

Yeah, you connected when she was saying, you should give those earrings back. Don't you think you should give those back? Don't you think it would show compassion, which is the same thing she said on the reel. And she's like, I thought we're having nice moments. So I want to be like, girls, this is gonna happen. Cause when I saw, I said, oh, God, I'm gonna do. And she's like, well, listen, we got the topics tonight before. It's like a hot topic segment. Yeah, but I was a lot to that old before.

Well, okay, okay, okay, okay. And she's like, that's okay. That's okay. And Garsal's like, well, it's not okay because it obviously hurt your feelings, which are apparently more important than victims and orphans and widows. And she's like, well, and for that, I'm sorry. Well, politics said that we can

move on now. And then Dorek goes, something feels like, oh, what? She's like, there's something in the air, something I shifted in the air. Something like a shifted in the air. I can feel it coming in the air tonight. Oh, so crystal clumps down the stairs and they're like, are you okay with happen? She's like, ran on left. I mean, I was upstairs and then she just left. And Kathy's like, oh, God, here we go. Yeah, she's like, Jesus. So Diana's like, oh, come on. God, here we go. God says I can't Jesus. So Diana's like, she didn't even tell me. She didn't even tell me. I have to hear from the girl who doesn't have Botox.

And Crystal's like, yeah, she said she was quite shaken up by what happened in Aspen. And I don't even know what that means, but she looked like she saw a ghost. And I was like, are you sure it wasn't Rob's jukebox? And she's like, no, it wasn't the jukebox, it was an actual ghost. And then Garsell goes, all right ladies,

you've waited for it all night. What? What? And Kathy tells us, oh, I know if it leases gone through a lot, losing her mom, and if she has to leave early, that's her business. I don't feel she left because of what I shared

with her in Aspen, if that's what you're getting at, producers,. I don't feel she left because of what I share with her in Aspen If that's what you're getting out producers, but I don't know. I mean, who know am I wearing the same pattern as China? I sure am and that's all I know I love NBC and brother when Comcast universal and all its affiliates and all its content and streaming platforms I don't know why Rina could have possibly been so upset about me saying that. And she says, yeah, you know, she shrugged. She's like, she was a sweet heart. She listened to me.

And I by no means got any indication that she was upset. And if I was the toe, the broke the camel's back. But with that toe, I apologize. I don't want to upset anybody, especially camels. They're not nice. I will stop using pedicures. I mean, camels as footrests for my pedicures. Let's start my trying of a walking massage to a camel.

I will no longer practice my time. Massage class is on a camel. It's OK. Well, do you know what they say? You can't spell dromatory without drama. Although, I guess we can, because it's not really spelled that way. So then Kat, it sounds like taxed her.

We should all taxed her. Let's just tax her and find out what happened. Yeah, and so they taxed and, Erica goes, I'll call you now in the 20s. This would be a soup cannon or rope. You're, she means her outfit. Yeah.

Cause she'd be just as broke in the 20s. Diana's like, also Bosnia. So then Erica and Diana. She's also. Also, Kathy says so many things today that are just a little shit bomb, so she throws it people and they don't get out. And this is another one. She goes, wow, Doree, that's a very nice person.

Doree's like, oh, yes, it's Vatugalaga. And she's like, oh, so this looks like the ones that wasn't, one of the ones that wasn't stolen, I guess. Oh, this is nice. So now, Erica and Diana are in another room calling Rina. And Rina is not answering. She's like, oh my god. And Diana's like, oh, this is not like her.

And Erica is like, she must be mad. You know, she feels like some behavior is being swept under the rug. And she's just saying how like Kathy was upset. They all saw her yelling at Kyle. And Erica's like, well, Lisa should just say what happened on the sprinter. She should just say it, okay?

Because Lisa and I were texting and she took Kathy home. And then we see this where we see the text where it was like, I got a sprinter with Kathy. She had an absolute meltdown. I've never seen anything like it in my life. Anger screaming throwing things, crying. I've locked in my room. You locked in your room. So then Erica's like, well, I'm kind of said, I've sent some ugly things to myself. The problem is, is that everyone was very quick to get their mom, yeah, but if

we're going to talk about Erica's, maybe, we're going to talk about. I'm like, first of all, you need to go back on Coke, because the sandwich is making it crazy. Second of all, yes, La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Like, clearly, this is not a observation that is so novel and amazing. But Rinna is just trying to pretend like she's a better person. She's not going to be a gossip that they have to pry it out of her. You know, Rinna just rated it. So it's still the beans. Of course. Rinna's got a Rinna.

So then we get a boom. And then it's like, everybody, you know, out of course. Rinna's got a Rinna, so then we get a boom. And then it's like everybody, you know, out of everybody, I know, you know, Gatti is very put together. And the Gatti I saw an husband, that is not put together. Gatti is fucking raging, raging, and I don't know Hold that person What's who is she who is that person? Yeah, I don't know what's going on with her why she was even that angry So one minute Kathy yells at Kyle in a club

For ostensibly not having her back and then leaves in a huff and the next minute minute she's raging in the club, what's happening with this story? Yeah. Meanwhile, Erica, of course, is the prime rager that we've seen. So, um, Erica's like, the bottom line is Kathy Elton did what she did in that nightclub, period, end of story. And all Kathy has to do is admit it, apologize, and move on. I'm like, she yelled at Kyle. She fulfilled America's deepest fantasy. I don't think she has to apologize for anything. And Diana's like, you saw the Roth. You saw the Roth. He saw the Roth ranging and Erica's like, well, I think Lisa feels torn and Diana says you know like in between two sisters

You don't want to get it in between two families trust me. Yeah Well, this show is built on people getting between sisters, okay, and Specifically, yeah, and so Erica's like Lisa has her own store in the tell. And Diana's like, she's like, what then why is she not here? Quack quack Lisa? Quack quack Lisa? Yeah, she's quack quack.

Quack. Because like, do you mean chicken? Is that what you mean chicken? Chicken quack quack. You know, I'm not used to Lisa being chicken. I'm not judge and jury. You know, but everyone should be held on same standard. There makes behavior and they should be called out and not.

So now to read, to read that gets a full double. A full chance of tongue all the way around, you around you know like a full like a car going to a loop to loop so it's like we have your hot cars you know hot I mean the hot wheels so yeah so diet so then to rejoins them and she's like you guys it's time to go and where it's time to go it's time to go and to read time to go. And Dereet actually looked like her eyes are glassy in half closed, and so she sits down, and Garsell's like, good night, good night everybody, good night. And they're like, good night sweetheart, just wait for them to go,

to reach, just wait for them to go to talk shit. And she's like, you'll just get out the door. And so then she tells her, well, I was just having a conversation with that, we were talking about that spin. Oh, the way that everyone treats me, I could never lock up friends with a criminal ring in power. And her husband was like,

listen, remember to be careful of those who have a lot to protect. Because I don't have anything a lot to protect. We should be careful of those who do have a lot to protect. Am I right? Am I right? I'm like, thank you for being like a saying a line from the trailer for every mini series that's ever been on HBO. And she tells her that, um, I'm going to tell you why Lisa really laughed. She took Kathy home and it got worse in the sprinter and then it caused house I'm gonna eat that Chocolates look Jury

Chocolates look Jury So did you give her a parallelization of Hill and so Eric is like, I don't know why anybody's afraid of Kathy. They protect that will protect me Like I always say this game Turns on everyone Your turn. I was like wow another mini series preview line. You're really good at this I know she really is all her lines are such cliches and And by the way, for the record, like literally everyone has been protecting Erica. Okay.

Literally, okay, did you read the stuff that came out this week? We'll talk more about this on Take a Seat Monday. But in the meantime, go listen to the Bravo Docket. I don't know if they have this episode up yet, but they will. The Bravo Docket podcast just posted what happened in one of the recent cases, they were demanding to see where Erica is getting

her money, like who's paying her lawyer fees, right? That was, she had, and she was, of course, trying not to get that information out there, but she lost that. And so we found out that her lawyer fees are being paid by one of Tom's best friends. So there's apparently, this is not in the evidence, but we don't know where the money is coming from for him. But they keep depositing money into Erica's account. And this started before Erica announced that she's leaving Tom for all of this stuff and she had no idea. So it's making Erica look a little fish here every day. So bullshit. No protects you. Okay. You've got

some offshore something or other that they're still pumping you with money, so. Whatever, Erica. But, you know, really fun episode, I actually turned out to be kind of happy that it was so stupid, you know? Me too. Because of the chorus, it's just a conger line.

Of course it was the conger line. And of course it ends with the read saying, what I'm afraid of is the person who's going to suffer the most is coil. Four come just passes out on the couch. Kyle's going to suffer the most. Well, yeah, that was such a, it was so ridiculous. And what like a like peak Beverly Hills ridiculousness kind of is so funny. I was cracking up and all, all the memes on the internet today have been brilliant. Just everyone just like roasting them, everything about like why don't they just drink

her tequila and do a congoline with Kathy is so great. That's why I don't want anything truly dark to come out of this because I just love being in this place where it's about congolines and tequila. Yeah, I know it's been a long time. It's, you know, these shows get really dark sometimes, especially if you're ever really ill. So it's nice to have a nice Konga line and you suck as a sister fight. Yeah, and whose husband is really richer, you know? I love that. Yeah, same.

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