Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: The Elephant In The Rome

Episode Date: August 6, 2020

The Roman holiday continues on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but it's anything but relaxing for Denise Richards, who has a few allegations of her own up her sleeve. Whether anyone believes them is a whole other issue. Meanwhile, Kyle buys a fedora. Don't just listen to this episode, watch us record this recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/40164809 See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Are you savaclinen lady named Praseca? Just love that drink. I'm the most romantic Ad Milaf. Fibonacci. We're in Rome. So this is, you know, last week with the bombshell episode where they confronted Denise about what Brandy Glando said. And now here we are. We opened up this episode.

30 minutes after dinner. Someone is taking a shit. Oh, it's right through you did indeed So here we are in Rome and 30 minutes later and it's basically bouqueted pepper music Okay, that's how they start this episode. It's like Yeah, so Kyle Rina Erica Teddy and Sodden are in a room and they're talking as if they like they're acting as if someone in their group Just got murdered and now they're just like wow can you believe that someone just got murdered now? There's a show there's a house lives that murdered Kyle And we're like finally Kyle's not on the show anymore and then she's in the flashbacks

She still remains the center diamond because she's all anybody talks about Kyle would listen if Kyle survived, you know 40 years being in the Halloween franchise. I think she'll survive the slasher version of Beverly Hills. Yeah Talking and Kyle of course is the whole victim in this whole thing. Yeah, I'll I forget the Kyle's really the one who's hurting now. She's like, that was just a fucking worth, oh yeah, I was horrible by me. And she's like, yeah, well Brandy put it out there.

You know, Brandy is the one talking about this. Brandy, Brandy, Brandy, you know, Brandy put that out there. So I just feel really bad for Denise, cause of what Brandy did. Yeah, all of a sudden Kyle is the one who feels so terrible when Kyle is the one who has fully orchestrated and engineered this story line.

Kyle, if you felt so bad about it and Brandy's talking about it, the tone of it could have been like just a heads up, Brandy Glandville saying this, but instead it was more like, Teddy say the thing, and now I'm going to sit here with my bangs. You know, like it was not, it was not, none of this came from a place of friendship with Denise. No, and Teddy's such a suckish. She doesn't even say anything, okay? That's what we call a punk.

Sorry, Teddy. And Erica's like, well, Brandy Gladville is either one huge ass liar or Denise is covering her bases like crazy. I'm like, it's also possible that maybe kind of both of those things are happening. I'm not sure. I don't know if it's really mutually exclusive. So Rinne goes, I am tortured with this. Tortured. This is torture for me. Is it fun? I've got to my torture dance now.

So now Denise and Denise and Doreet and Garsell are in the other room, the Cool Girls room. And Denise is like, I mean, are you joking? I mean, I am floored. I am floored. I don't know if I should do my... Everything is cool laughter again. Did you buy that?

Did you buy that? I'm gonna hurt Lafoss, she's kind of crying at the same time. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hapee! Ha ha ha! Imagine my shock, when the first time I ever had a bowl of shells, there weren't actually sea shells. Wow, the things you learn at book of the peeps! I'll tell you who said, thank you! Mity! Who wants to eat a bowl of sea shells? Am I right?

I mean, I've seen PK do it, but... He's got mushy teeth! It's like the time that our Mars that impressed Preza had a flat tire and I said, PK changed that tire and he said, all right, baby, when I went back there and he used a wagon wheel, turns out it was a pasta wagon wheel. We got nowhere that day, shocking! Gersel's like, huge, it was huge, it was the bomb to you and all of us. And now, what do you do? What do you do? Where do you go from here Denise and then the piano? What was a piano during the piano? It's like

And Denise is like yes, it's land is this fucking slander. What the fuck this is? It's goddamn fucking mother fucking slander all right And Garsell's like, oh, well, why would she make that up? I mean, is she going to have text messages? And so then it cuts over to me because that's exactly what Brandy's been trying to do. It's like, look guys, I approve of everything, one of my text messages. And they don't really prove anything at all. But it's like Garsell's known Brandy for years. You know, she already knows all the tricks she's going to pull out.

And Denise is like, no, I don't got fucking text messages. What am I gonna say? It was a great fuck last night, James. I mean, yes, it is 2020. Isn't that how you think people? I mean, it's better than like having to look at them in the morning. You know, as well as say, leave.

I'll text you later. Don't look at me. Don't let me just go. So then over in the other room, Kyle is now playing this this whole this whole card It's like I mean, I don't care what Denise did with Brandy Glamville. I don't care. Oh Nobody does nobody literally nobody cares what they did nobody cares, which is why I told Which is why I told her she said that you guys are having sex

Okay, no one cares yeah you guys all me, that's some great. It's like, okay. No one cares. Yeah, you guys all look like a bunch of stupid homophobes. So sorry, too little too late. Dumb dance. And Sutton's like, well, I'm more concerned with Denise. She could flee. Denise is fired or fly. It's like, what is she, Jeffrey Epstein?

Like, who cares? Sutton only cares because if Denise leaves, she's stuck with her rain boots. And she's like, well, I was gonna fill my suitcase up all the way, but now I got those extra pale rain boots in there. Looks like I'm gonna have to buy those $45,000 tiktoks. Yeah. And we're gonna say she may not be here tomorrow.

So by the way, you guys know that one of the theories, I'm sure you all know this already, but one of the theories floating around is why they hate her so much is because she gets, she's the highest paid housewife ever, supposedly, because she got a four-year contract for four million bucks, so they're like, oh, okay. So then you got through last season by being a fan favorite, by basically doing nothing, you know? And so they're going to try and ruin her life now. Welcome to your job.

Yes, but she was a fan favorite, not because we all came in as huge knees, Richard's fans. I was actually a little concerned that she'd be a dud. She was a fan favorite because she was funny and she was herself and that's all that we're looking for, you know, and so like she was her authentic self, which is also what Sutton is. Sutton is like cookie and strange and baddie and lives in her own weird, you know,

I've read not an ivory tower. That's eye academic, but her, you know, her, whatever, she lives in a tower, okay? It's like a atomic. And then she's saving us from class. She definitely is not in an ivory tower. She's, she's in a tower of like, doilys and twill, but whatever it is, she's still being off end tower.

She's in a tower, okay? We haven't actually determined what the material is, but it's there. We don't only see it. We only see it. But it's a tower. There's a tower of some sort. We're getting close to it. When we get to it, we'll report back back on what the if it passes earthquake code. Yeah, so Denise is like do I even feel comfortable

Fucking being in this goddamn mother fucking place. I don't even fucking now and We don't know do I even feel comfortable being in this luxury hotel in Rome on someone else's time? I'm not sure I do, I don't sure. If I'm literally, even though I'm literally in the height of comfort and luxury right now. Yeah, but that's how you're seeing Rome. It's like, okay, wake up, everybody's gonna accuse you of things, try and ruin your marriage,

you know, then you're gonna eat at the hotel. I mean, I'll stay home, okay. So the next day, it's back to the, like they couldn't find any like cute Italian music Why is it all shit that you'd hear at Epcot every song is like Someone gonna jungle the pizza like what is it? What do you want the godfather theme? I would make more sense. Go. I's guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys. We don't see it 5x5 Coil, coil, PK I I I

I I I tried to do that haunting opening theme, but that's harder. You know that one like horn No I Take the gun leave the canola. I mean leave leave the gun I don't give a fuck So next day crazy Italian music and tons of birds. There's even a bird on a statue I don't know why I'm so obsessed with a bird on a statue

What crazy pigeon does that? Patrons don't like statues I want to talk about disrespecting the statue I'm just trying to trust back in the statue. Oh, Pigeon statues. Just, you know, the love affair continues. Anyway, we're talking it out. Sometimes I start laughing so hard I forget what we're talking about. Okay, I would like to recap the show just based solely on details on the periphery. Let's just talk about the pigeons

Let's talk with the stock music The forever was on the b-roll crew really loves the birds because everything is about the birds They show like the million birds in the morning flying everywhere terrifying the whole town You know and then they show the bird close up on the statue and then later they have an actual like little dolly shot Moving on the sidewalk next to a bird following the pigeon going like Well, because you know those you know the depression team is just so bored They were like what are we doing? Let's just shoot more pages. It's more interesting right now There's that one guy on production who's just like you know what?

I'm gonna fuck these housewives. I'm gonna do a bird documentary and I'm gonna use this time to do it. You know, I'm getting all that. I totally saw that bird you're talking about where what? And Erica, by the way, is very bird like this entire trip because she just keeps I'm moving her head and bird motions. Like she's like, what did you say? What did you say? Well, she's not moving her neck at all and last week she said it was because of the hat, but she doesn't move her head today either. So I think that she's like a pigeon and now she's close to like Always do this right? Yeah Like I think that she's fooled us into thinking that she's a human being all this time

But it turns out she's actually a pigeon and now that she's close to like all her pigeon family like you know how we regress when we go home She's like regressing into her pigeon ways. Yeah she just kind of she she's she's unable to help it as the years go on. Come on, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my Yeah Look Erica's eating so many carbs right now look there's a little man with some bread excuse me guys The guys are nice. I have to leave this dinner early, but someone threw some rice at me. It's So everybody's getting up getting ready for the day So everybody's getting up, getting ready for the day. Rinne's got her wig all, hair clipped up in the front and calling for porcoffee. I need more coffee. I need more coffee.

This is basically traveling with Ben. How dare you be so accurate. So yeah, and then sudden is this is all being shot on an iPhone, by the way, because I guess apparently the camera crew is busy filming pictures. There were some pigeons. They're following the fact of pigeons. They're like, sorry, sorry.

We've got the biggest pigeon in town is walking down a cobblestone street. All right. I'm sorry, there's a pigeon. There's a group of pigeons tossing coins into the fountain behind their heads. We gotta film that right now. So, yeah, so they're filming,

so Sudden is going around giving everyone their boots and Kyle, of course, is so happy that she got free boots. But now she's also simultaneously thinking about what she can give to the group that makes her look also amazingly wealthy. She's like, hmm, I wonder if I should go around getting people some designer pajamas that they can also wear to a gala.

Hmm, would you start with Teddy so I don't have to look at her target fucking gray cotton pajamas with little lip marks all over them, the lip emojis? Even Teddy's pajamas suck, you know? I didn't notice them, I just really did it. like Teddy says nothing in this episode unless she's slandering Denise, she says nothing like she's like a little attacked on that one. So yes, I hate your pajamas too, Teddy. That's that's where you've taken me. Okay, I have to

comment on your PJs now. Wow. Also Kyle, you know, I don't think Kyle would really gift anything to anybody because she's into looking rich on her own. Like yeah, that's Kyle ever given gifts? I'm trying to remember. No, no, she, but she would now that Sutton is doing it. She's gonna do it too. Because she's competitive, because she sees that Sutton is coming off,

looking a certain way by doing this. So Kyle will now be like, hey guys, just got you, you know, some really designer like, you know, Galasha's or something. Oh yeah. So, Kyle, guess what Kyle feels today? I just feel really bad today. I feel really bad. Really? Let's just roll clips on every single vacation you've ever had. Because it's seen this happen on every vacation, Kyle's ever been on. On this show, where the next morning the camera goes in and she said, God, last night am I right?

Oh, it just feels so bad about last night. I feel so bad that the storyline I've been slowly putting together finally came to fruition. I feel so bad. Yes, and one of our old Queen's in a bar. We have a few old Queen's in the bar on this show that we talk to and we get like little things throughout the season. And we look at really big things because, you know, we don't want to spoil the show and we will, okay, because get little things throughout the season. And we don't get really big things because, you know, we don't want to spoil the show. And we will, okay, because I will not keep your secret.

But one of them is that he said, listen, last week you were saying that they knew about this from the beginning of the season, they did not know. They found out, you know, later in this, and I'm sorry old man in the bar. I do not believe you old queen, okay? I don't believe you. I believe you think if Kim if Kim knew which Kim did know if this is something happened that Brandy was gonna do yes she told Kim and yes Kim told Kyle I'm just gonna stick

with it I think it's fair to say that maybe Kyle knew yes maybe Kyle knew from the from the being of the season maybe other people didn't okay I'll go with that there I will mix I will split a martini with old man at the bar Okay, we can both go in on this payment, and I will settle on that. Okay, that's good. Still cause fault Still cause fault though because you can't tell me that cow did not know that there's no one I don't believe that either Mm-hmm So I do believe that the other ones didn't know because I feel like especially Rina would have said something You know Rina's not really keeping a secret didn't know because I feel like especially Rina would have said something you know Rina is not really keeping a secret

she would have warned Denise probably if Rina knew there's no way she's going to bring up the wild things love scene in Santa Barbara and then not related to Brandy Glendale like that's just not happening yeah so anyway so Kyle's oh I just feel so bad it's just such a difficult situation but you know you know Brandy Glendale difficult situation, but you know, you know, Brandy Glendville She said it. I mean people are gonna talk because Brandy Glendville said it right? Have I mentioned that Brandy Glendville was the one who said this and not me on camera She put it out there. She put it out there. Yeah, and it's that's like well, thanks for ruining my gift-given scene So you have to try and get out of some trouble scene

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Bunker. That's what she said. So Ring Ring, Denise is talking to Lisa and Rin Rinna's like, hello, she's like, hello. Denise. Lisa. How are you? How are you, Denise? I'm just fucking peachy. Rinna, how are you?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. We should talk. We should talk. So Rinna's here to go down to Denise's we should talk. So we're gonna see how to go down to Denise's room to talk. And then Dorit calls up Kyle because in case people forgot, there was this side issue that happened on the last episode where Dorit was trying to make a statement about something

and then Kyle cut her off and then oddly enough made it seem like Dorit was coming down on Denise. And like Dereet had not reached the butt part of our statement. She was like, well, I'm sure this was like really hard. I'm sure Teddy is like just needed to get something off her chest. And she was clearly working up to say, but at the same time, but Kyle just like Cutteroff made it look like a jackass.

So Dereet's angry at Kyle. Yeah. Well, I mean, who do you think is going through her hard time? I think Denise is going through her hard time. And I'm here for most astounding moments. I'm here for most astounding the moment was when Kyle did that. I feel like that not enough attention is placed on the fact that Kyle has been coming for Denise all season.

And then out of nowhere, it's like, I mean, I think Denise is going through a lot. Yeah, unbelievable. Yes. So, Dari and Kyle, Dari, it's like I mean I think Denise is going through a lot yeah unbelievable yes so um Doreet and Kyle Doreet it's like a few city time how about you she's like can we meet up so they they're gonna go meet up and Doreet's like organ with Kyle gets me nowhere then that before she gets something off the chest though she got something off a, which is a burden for poor T.D. But then they showed the whole thing.

But Doreed, the way that Doreed is looking at it is still what happened. You were still sticking up for Teddy. So shut up. Don't stick up for Teddy and expect to get any pity for me either. Doreed. I imagine, and I know this is total conjecture,

but I imagine that Doreed was probably going to say something like look like Teddy it was weighing on her and she felt bad. She needed to get it off her chest but at the same time like Let's like why are we coming down on Denise so hard? This is what Brandy Glandell said. She's not a good story I can imagine it going something like that, you know But the but since Kyle Cutter off, you know, to read like, like, she was just, you know, you stay in case you get fratetti and not Denise.

Who gets? So Denise and Rina meet up in her room in Denise's room. I'm like, oh my god, look at you. You're so cute. Like, now's not the time, Rina. Okay. So Denise is like, well, I don't really know where to start. And it's obviously not going to start with Riness saying, oh my God, I'm so sorry about last night. Wow, that was crazy. How we just tried to ruin your marriage on national television and all kicked up on you. Sorry. She just was looking at her in that.

Rida does think the classic thing where she crosses her arms and leans forward and goes, oh gosh. I'm going to lean forward right now and cross my arms to show. This is serious. Welcome to these lips are made for talking and that's just what they'll do. The least rena talk show. This shows I'm serious because I'm keeping my arms in. I'm gonna receive all the information. It's just not for head. Yeah. So Denise is like, well, you know, I was like, I was so blindsided last night I mean you knew you knew last night. I had you let me go through the whole day knowing that this was gonna happen I just heard it when you were flying on the plane. There was no time

That's like what like like like like 12 to 14 hours not not enough time, not enough time. She's like, could you just pull me aside and say, I mean, come on. I mean, if it were the other way around, wouldn't you want me to send you a text or something? And she's like, well, um, to me. Yes. And now Rin is basically saying, she tells us like, this was all Teddy's job because she's like, I think that we played, that I think that we basically saying, she tells us like, this was all Teddy's job because she's like, I think that we play,

that I think that we get in trouble when we play telephone, which is why I only played telephone most of the time, but not all the time to meet some sorry, you're in that 5% of no telephone time. Ha ha ha. Yeah, but you guys were playing telephone. It was this information went from Brandy to Kyle to Teddy, to you to, it's like you already are playing it.

And so Denise is like, yeah, but then why were you egging her on? Grandma, you know you got to say you got to say you got to say and then we we cut to a clip of her anyway You know what you got to say it? You got to say you know how to say it you got to say it You got to say you got to say it It's like a game of And then they are the ones you get attacked which again, it's like just it's how a game of it's like a game of it's like a game of They will just they're getting it out, but you're like nothing want to get in trouble. So they're like you say it No, you say it. No, you said you guys are sex

Teddy said that they can't believe Teddy said it. Oh my god, Teddy. What don't care? I'm a Well, but the thing is cuz cuz Kyle if Kyle says it Kyle can't be the one then to say I Mean look at what Denise is going through she's going through a lot tonight. I feel so bad That's why Kyle never says it because she wants to always have that ability to have that response later Yeah, so Denise is like come on grandma She's like because Denise is already out there so I was saying say it because it's already out there She was well, it's not already out there out there. She's it is it is no it's not it is It is, no it's not, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is.

Okay, just tell me what happened. Okay, help me help you. Show me the money. Okay, you have me at hello Denise. You have me at hello. So Rinna's like, if it isn't true, let's pick up the phone and call Brandi right now. And we'll confront her. And if it is true, then talk to me what happened

Let me help you so Denise is like listen all right. Here's a story. I came up with with Erin on the phone Last night to get this all settled I was running from big farm up times in my life all right She was friends with Tylenol Mr. Tylenol then Tylenol found out Aaron can cure cancer and started following him around. Then I hid in Brandy's vagina because it looked like a bush. Before you know it, Tylenol was off of me and I came out of the bush and he was standing there, Adville, Mr. Adville, Big Farm was trying to murder us. Alright, can we just move on from this?

Make sense, I barely know a little woman, okay? So I mean her real story is that basically Brandy wanted to do it wants it to needs to be on her podcast and And Denise is like I'm gonna be out of town So Brandy asked if she could go up north to where she was shooting to do the To interview Denise and the cast for her podcast. And so, Rinna is like, how long was she there, though? How long was she there? Denise is like, I don't know, like I think maybe a day, I think she stayed overnight. I'm

like, okay Denise, all right. Yeah. Don't say you think she stayed overnight. Like there is, there are texts of you saying like, you can, like, there's a roll away or whatever, whatever it was. I forget what the tech said. But like, she's like, I think she stayed over. I'm not even sure. I don't know if she even was there. Like, for all I know, she went to China. I don't, I don't, I don't even know where she was. Like, okay. Yeah. She's obviously, she's obviously not telling the whole truth. But I guess my thing is like, she doesn't really owe them the whole truth That's like part of her private life and it's none of their fucking business

But the other part of me is like I'm out here a really bad liar because she gets got she gets caught a couple of times in this Because we're gonna say whoa, okay, okay, and you you called her if you called her and she's like oh hell no I'm gonna handle that another way meaning lawyers and she's like, oh hell no, I'm going to handle that another way. Meaning lawyers. And she goes, no, well, I mean, you know about this and Denise is like, this isn't cool. Look, first of all, I do not have an open marriage. All right. If I have sex with other people, it's inside. And I have not cheated on my husband.

All right. And we're going to say, okay, so then why do you think this is happening? I'm like, what? Why? Why do you think this is happening? Why? Why do you think this is happening to you? Denise, I don't know for shock value. Yeah, so the brandy can get back on the show. Right. So yeah, so Denise is denying pretty much everything and And then they start talking about like the things that Brandy is saying that Denise said

About the other women and so she'sy is saying that Denise said about the other women. And so she's like, listen, anything I've said about Teddy, I've said to her face, she wears stupid pajamas, she's a shit fucking stirrer, she lives in her dad's shadow, she lives in a, she has stupid things on her, on her cars to advertise the security system that failed. Terrible car wraps. Terrible car wraps. Terrible. Terrible sandwich wraps. Terrible. Terrible

sandwich wraps too. I don't know. Do you remember the only that part at her house? The worst sandwich wraps every hand. Yeah. You know, okay, so I called her fail in camp. Okay, I did do that, but you know, did we fare that with Aaron came up with that one? It's just because it rhymes. Also she fails. Probably she failed the camp

because it's very boring. Yeah, that's all. That's all. And so as. Yeah, that's all that's all And so you know Brandy said something about all of you guys and was shit talking all of you guys to me And Rina's like well, what you say? She's like, oh, well, I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna tell you And I believe that that Randy is totally that girl who's like, oh really what's going on was shooting because here's what it's going up with Kyle her husband cheating and Rina's you know probably anorexic. And Teddy is called failing camp. Oh my God, our notes matched on that one.

It's not crazy, our notes matched. But yeah, I believe Randy was shit talking her and then trying to get more information that way because that's a classic way of gossiping, you know. I mean, not to do it. Yeah, well, it's a classic way of like creating like, oh, we're in this together. Yeah, also as funny as that when Wendy said,

yeah, well, Brandy told me, she told me all this, she told me all this, she's about you girls. And when it goes, so you talk to Brandy. And it goes, tsss. That's so funny. Because she had said she had and Dr. Brandy like that.

Yeah. And she's like, yeah, right before the party. And she's like, oh. She does that like thing that Rinnidos, where her tongue just comes out between her big lips like she's like uh TNT I hope you're observing that I would make a great great lead for your next detective show it's called how are you the how are you mysteries she's like well you, here's the problem. Denise told me she didn't talk to Brandy before a house party, and now she's telling

me she did talk to her. So Denise has never lied to me, so this is really fucking confusing to me. What's happening right now? Denise is like, listen, I don't talk to her all the time, but you know, I want to get off this subject because I'm going to deal with that. It's time to move on. And I do want to remind you guys, I don't shut to her all the time but you know I want to get off this subject because I'm gonna deal with that it's time to move on and I do want to remind you guys I don't shut down conversation all the time but we are I'm shutting this one down right now yes yes and Rinna does question her like a lawyer on the show because she's like so you have a relationship with Brandy where

you talked to her saying no come on okay no, come on. Okay, let's put it this way. The way that you talked to Brandy is like someone that has sex with Brandy. Are you doing weird, you not agree? Leaving the weird mess. But I mean Denise does not do herself any favors because excuse me, I'm still on team Denise, but her defense is a little shoddy. I also know that sometimes people are like bad at defending themselves this entire episode kind of reminded me of playing the game secret Hitler

Which is this game where you are like? You are essentially all like good people and you're but there's like secretly fascist amongst you and you were trying to root out the people who are the fascists and just amongst you and you were trying to root out the people who are the fascists and the people who are fascists always lie and invariably the innocent people get totally framed and because they get framed they stammer and they have the worst defenses and then they just dig themselves into a hole and then when the game's all over and you find out who's a fascist who is a liberal you find out that like it's like wait you weren't a fascist well why did you say all those ridiculous things that was the most guilty thing? They're like I don't know I panicked So I actually know people have people are capable of making horrific horrific defenses for themselves

And I'm hoping that that's what's happening with Denise because she's not doing a good job. Yeah She's not really and it I remember saying last season, you know, Denise is going to be a great housewife because she doesn't even know what she's fighting about. She'll just go in the ring and start fighting. Because the couple of times they showed her actually fighting. She was standing up for the totally wrong person about the totally wrong thing, you know.

And she didn't really even make sense in her fight. She just played, he wasn't here. You better, she shut your fucking mouth. That's a bunch of, all right, to key love, no I don't even know what I mean. She just gets in there, because they're like Denise, you have to go do something.

It's like, all right, I will. So now we see Kyle in a car and she calls up Teddy and she's like, hi, hi, yeah, I'm just gonna do a little stuff around the hotel, a little fitness stuff. I'm like, leave it to Teddy to make a beautiful vacation in Rome sound as boring as can be. A little, of course, Teddy is the one doing

a little stuff around the hotel, of course. Yeah, and Carl's like, oh, Jett Lacken, Pregnant. It's like, Teddy, the name of Teddy's book. Jett Lacken, Pregnant. And boring too. Get some rest underneath, get some rest. But Teddy's also a total like in Prednick and boring too. Get some rest underneath. Get some rest. But Teddy's also a total worst for not being mad at Kyle.

I mean, unless you're cutting out some scene that we didn't see, Teddy is a total worst for taking that the second year in a row. Yeah, exactly. So Kyle and Doreet meet up in a square and they go and they sit at a table. And of course, D read like Do you know Linguini? pathetic fino blanco, please tortellini guys

And then she does order pinier a robby oughta which is crazy because I wrote in my notes earlier that she was talking about pinier Right robby oughta and here she is actually ordering it. I was like wow. I'm a carb psychic I was taking notes so think I was like well This is what'm a carb psychic. I was taking notes. So then Kyle was like, well, this is what we should be doing in Rome, sitting outside, having wine. Okay. Now, first of all, I know my sunglasses are extremely stupid. Let's just get that off the table right now. My friend, Carrot Topp, loaned them to me.

I didn't realize they're actually more for comic effects. Are you gonna be doing an Elvis impersonation? She's wearing like pilot glasses with diamond rings, you know, other like little diamonds. So anyway, okay, my glasses are stupid. But I know that you got a set with me towards the end, but that wasn't my intention. Okay, it wasn't my intention to read.

Yeah. And to read basically like, why is it that, like, I always feel like I'm trying to make a point and then Kyle cuts me off. And then it makes it look like I'm making the opposite point, you know, it just makes me look bad. You're not making that point. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

That's what Kyle does the whole time she's talking. She's like, Kyle, sometimes, uh-huh. Yep, yep. I feel like the interrupt. Yeah, no, I don't need that. You're right. Kyle goes, everybody does that when there's a lot of stuff going on. Like, Kyle, you're the only, everyone

to keep saying all season long that you don't listen. You cut people off. You're not like it's all about you. And just like everyone does. Everyone does that. So then we see the fight from earlier in the season when Kyle is so mad that Doreet's always taking glam and that she showed up late to Teddy's workout thing and everyone else woke up at 5 in the morning but Doreet took time for her glam team.

And Doreet, of course, Doreet has a very self-serving explanation for all this. She's like, you know, I just feel like Kyle takes advantage of our friendship because she knows I'm going to forgive her on account of me being a very vikiving person. That's what I am. St. Duret Kemsley. Sorry. She makes digs and digs and digs. I need her to recognize it and today I'm not even here with that nipology and cows like okay Well, I know that I looked mean but I was it so I said okay How good?

It's like Doree doesn't stand there, you know stick to her guns at all Yeah, and and she starts saying again how like Doree like Doree like Kyle never defended Doree when, last season, when Teddy was planning to make Doreet look like an asshole with puppy eight, you know, and so Doreet is still mad at Kyle about that. I'm like, Doreet, why are you holding on to this relationship? This is not someone who cares about you. She only cares about Teddy because Teddy somehow,

like, represents some sort of psychological void in her life, like the new Kim or what, well, she's treating, to read like, is she treating, to read like Kim, or is she treating Teddy like him, or maybe two different aspects of Kim? Kim never worked for Kyle.

Like Kim was never one of Kyle's henchmen. You know, she was, yeah, but Kyle was in charge of Kim. Their mom said, you have to take care of Kim, even though you're the younger daughter. So I think Kyle has that, like, like even though Teddy is a henchman,

Kyle has that thing of like, I need to, like, I need to take care of you. You're my pet. Um, I don't think she takes care of to read it all. I think she's constantly throwing her under the bus. It's like she's that person that she can track over every single time. And the clip that they showed of last year was hilarious

because it reiterates what a fucking low life Teddy is and still is to this very day because they were showing the clip of the reunion where Doreet was saying, Well, Teddy, you say you didn't want to be the one to do this to me, but it's really you didn't want to be the only one doing this to me. Which is so true, right? Yeah. And so Andy goes, yeah, but it's really you didn't want to be the only one doing this to me, which is so true, right?

Yeah. And so Andy goes, yeah, but Teddy, how you saying that you never lied, but you literally lied multiple times. And she's like, I'm taking ownership repeatedly of the fact that I did nothing wrong in this situation. And Kyle saying, well, I think she met in general, she's not a liar. And you know, let's just go back and look at that whole situation. Kyle got away from a lot of the blame in that Lucy, Lucy Apple,

juicy thing. That was all like, did Vanderpump set to re, well, first of all, Duret got away with it because she never really got in trouble for getting rid of that dog with Shelley Turr anyway. Yeah. Yes. But then the whole thing became about,

did Vanderpump's minions tell radar online about it and get to Read and trouble and try and make the read feel stupid Well, they showed that scene where they go into Vanderpump dogs and it's Teddy and Teddy's talking to Kyle like well, she says she doesn't want she says she doesn't want it But it happened I have to do it. Oh, you know, I'm sorry. We're doing it on camera But you know what do I do and Kyle's staying sitting there quiet, like, oh my God. Yeah, I don't know. When Kyle didn't know.

And that was part of it. I was talking about, I mean, Kyle's such a part of everything all the time. And she gets away with everything all the time. And I'm second. It's true. It's true. And then we see it right here also,

because again, Kyle starts to explain the reason why she was cutting off to read a dinner is she was like, you know, honestly, I just, I wasn't thinking of anything except, oh my God, what's the need's gonna have to deal with going forward? What is she gonna have to deal with? That's all I could think about. That's all I could think about.

You know, I'm the kind of person that when I care about somebody, I get so tortured and upset. And I just, you know, it's like that's why when we had our fight, I kept trying to call you because I was so tortured and upset by you by by Denise by by Glenn. What's Glenn gonna do? What's Glenn? I'm not home to have parties. What's Glenn gonna do? I'm tortured and So she keeps apologizing and Doreet's like, all right, whatever, you know

I'm Kyle just goes on and on and Doreet's like, all right, whatever, you know, and Kyle just goes on and on and Doreet's basically like, you know, she's always nice to me one-on-one. And that would be nice if she'd stay like that. But then we get in a group and she turns vicious, which is true and that's Kyle, how she's, that's how Kyle is, right? So she's, Kyle's like, okay, well, I guess what I've learned is that sometimes I need to make a point

to let the person finish making their long sentences. Like to read very long sentences. I just need to let them finish their longs. Which shows you haven't learned anything Kyle because you are making fun of someone just trying to express themselves. So then they move on to the brandy stuff. So to read it's like, you think their brandy is just making all of someone just trying to express themselves. So then they move on to the Brandy stuff. So to read, it's like, do you think that Brandy's just making all of this up?

And Carl's like, well, here's the thing. I don't think that Brandy makes things up. I mean, even in that lawsuit, where Joanna Krupo was suing Brandy, I mean, even in that lawsuit, I was called into work and I had to say, Brandy doesn't lie. Brandy never lies. Brandy never lies. Brandy also said that that Maricio

cheats on you Kyle. So where do you stand on that? We're just sitting on that truth. So we see a clip of that Kyle telling all the girls that and I just love that Kyle is stumping for Brandy so hard and just like, Ling the foundation of Brandy doesn't lie so that Brandy can come in and rip Kyle to shreds. Yeah, exactly. And Kyle's her whole sentiment, which may have actually like a nugget of truth in it, but I don't know, still doesn't totally ring true for me, is that Brandy is not going to make up a story because she just went through a whole legal mess with Joanna Krupa, so she's not going to make up another story, you know, and potentially go down another, like legal hole.

But the thing is whether she makes it up or not, she'll still probably wind up going down that path. So Brandy, like, why, like, what are you thinking? What is your end game here, right? Like, what is, what is Brandy's end game here anyway? I'm obviously a side from the fam. Right, or be back on show. Yeah. What's a job? Or be back in the show. Yeah.

Just fighting for her life. She's fighting for her reality TV life, babe. I'll so do rates like well, does a guy even leave it? Does the man even leave a woman for sleeping with a woman? Does that happen? And girls like my husband where the fuck left out's like, oh, then you haven't told him about you and Teddy, yet have you gone. So now we go over to Garsell, who's at the Deese's room and she's just checking in and she's like, um, so are you okay? And Denise is like, not really. Garsell's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I'm not laughing at your pain. I just can't really help laughing at everything Denise tells us when I was going through my divorce and everything was going on in the tabloids I called Denise and she said you know you just have to shut it down and move forward and listen if she can deal with Charlie She and she can deal with Teddy and Rina Denise is like well, I'm not just gonna sit in my hotel room. Okay, I'm not gonna melanchamp it up If you know what I'm saying, okay, I love Garcell

I Listen, I love Garcell. She's a true loyal friend and she doesn't get caught up and what other people are saying So you know what? I'm just gonna pretend like nothing happened Mainly because I know that will really piss off the other woman, you know, that's really gonna annoy them a lot. So here we go. So Rinna has made a Ferrari day for everybody. So the girls split up into groups, some go shopping, and some go in these cars, and Denise

is gonna do the Ferrari's. She does a Ferrari's, I don't even know. Yeah, just my Eric Denise and Garsell. Eric is like, hey, can you get more Italian than a Ferrari? Am I right? Oh, sorry, I just pooped on your Ferrari. Pigeon, do, pigeon, do. This is everything I've went for alive. Italian, babe, food and car. It was very simple for my mom. I thought life was how you made food and cars. It was very simple for my mom. And she's just posing all the time.

They show Erica driving off because she's driving the Ferrari. And she's like, yeah, she's like Ferrari by Erika James. So they, they say like a very like normal drive. They're not going, they're just like in afternoon traffic in their Ferraris like well my heart is thumping as I drive this car I could have easily driven a Beverly Hills at a moderate moderate speed of the mountain top they're making the sounds like it's like a little bit out behind them like They're passing like Claire and are in her like Honda Civic

Like nice car. Thank you very much Could you feed more Italian than this on my right Claire? Oh look you got to go you have the right away Claire Does it get more Italian than this Italian person? So Kyle to eat certain shop and they're at... Wait, did you see by the way that when the Ferrari ladies got to this hilltop, they took a photo and they did the Ronnie Caram selfie method? Did you notice that? Yeah, and Rinna acts like she just doesn't even know

how to take a selfie. She's like, how does Kyle do it with the selfies? How does she do it? How does Kyle do it? Kyle and her selfies. The lady who's on Instagram every day, like one long selfie is like, I just don't even know how to take a selfie. Yeah. So by the way, you brought up my selfie way. And yeah, and it showed me don't do it that way. Don't do it that way. You're not always the one who looks the best when you take a selfie. I learned. I learned. Thank you very well. So Dorita and Kyle, they gather at Dolce and Gabana. Buenos

Sarah. Buenos Sarah. Policima, Policima. You know, like Dorita is like going out of her way to speak like very loud and over-enunciated Italian wherever she can. Yeah. Bissi ma lini ca pizza! Putin! Putin very much, thank you. Very much. So, Sutton was like, I told Mr. Dutche I was gonna be in Rome and he said immediately

do private shopping, bring the girls and our new storage dresses one two three fake streets so here we are in front of this in front of this really unremarkable building waiting for Mr. Dolce to open the doors for us she really is such an asshole son the icon Mr. Dolce you know me and Mr. Dolce just talking on the phone all the time and he's gonna be really pissed when you guys show up and spend $1,000, which you know, what's going to happen. And that it's pretty much what happens basically.

He said, he said, private shop and he said, I'm going to close the store to everyone else mainly because I don't want to say anyone else to see that you people also shop there as well. I think he said that. So the Mario, the guy comes out, there's like, so, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, times. Also the reason I say it that way is because the way they wrote it on the screen was like SU dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot She's like, TAMM! DIMMALAN! TAMM! I know, can you get a VIP rep that's as similar to Rina as possible? So I know. Oh, the selection is for you, Satana!

And he does a double kissing and I just thought this poor guy, I mean he's got a kissおさてんなぁ You think to himself I just took home $5,000 of commission from some some old rich bitch who I said look beautiful in that like Cockatiel scarf. Okay. Thank you. You made me feel better for Mario. I was worried for him. I'm like poor guy So so they're looking around and there's a for by the way Notice the very first thing as soon as they get into gorgeous old jingobana the very first thing that Kyle does goes right to the tweed fedora first thing that Kyle does goes right to the Tweed Fedora. First thing. First thing. Always. Like, which one of these goes with Moumuz? And did you notice that she then puts on it, like, they're putting on tiaras and Kyle goes, sometimes I let my friends wear crowns too. Did you notice that? Yeah. And then they start, like, they all put on a TR and start fighting for the front. And I was like, wow, this is basically a representation of the first season without

Vanderpump. Yep, yeah, little dance. And the reason why sudden is the Queen is because basically, it sounds like it's fine. I've got an entire cabinet of 45 TRs at home. So then we go over to Rina and Erica and Denise and Garsell to the wine tasting place and they go down to this basement of wine. I was expecting Yolanda Foster to be like ladies and gentlemen, Andrea Bocelli! So they also get a bunch of little apertifs, no, not apertifs. What am I trying to say?

A mousse bush. A mousse bush. little um, apritifs. No, not apritifs. What am I trying to say? Moose-boosh. Moose-boosh. Yeah. Moose-boosh. And Venus, by the way, losing her mind over everything. She's like, I've never seen so much wine. Never seen so much wine. So we're going underneath the street. We're under... Wow! Look at that, guys. We're under the street. Is that a table? Is that a table? It's a table. It's a table. How are you, table? How are you, table? It's a how are you, mystery? Is it we've been saw? It's been a table all along.

TNT. So tell me, table. Do you have a leg up on this? Sorry, judge. Strike it. Strike it, judge. Strike it, judge. Strike it, Judge. So, they're all lov-y-ed and

Garcell is loving it too because she likes these small groups because she thinks that when they're a big group, they're all kind of awful and then in small groups they're nicer. So, yeah, but she also is the one to start getting it messy. She's like, can we just keep it nice? Can we just keep it nice in the group? So, how do you feel, Denise? Getting fucked over like that. Does anyone want to try the squid? How about you, Denise? You seem to be okay putting your face in some of the vagina. I know it doesn't connect, but I just need to take it there. But first, we're back with Kyle, and she's getting guys up a doora she's getting up a doora

Good to know doora. She's almost tried to get away without paying and then um Sun's like I'm gonna have to have them send things to my hotel room because I like to try things on and Prove it. I'm like okay 1982 film more. What do you what like settle down? It's like not a big deal. So then we go back to the wine place and the waitress is like no this one has we are rising in alcohol

icity and really goes oh haha so it says more alcohol, alcohol is the Huffman I knew where once The pinch can I approach the French I'm asking can I do it because I've had more alcohol in me I might fall over Like Kim it a reunion right now So then they have like the most boring. I'm gonna say fucking tequila and tell you. Yeah. And then they have the most boring small talk about garlic, because like, well, I'm sorry, I can't have the, you know, I just know seasoning because I'm allergic to garlic and well,

a tub also like that with garlic. You can't deal with garlic. You know, you have garlic and it stays you for hours hours. We're having new spin-off called Lisa says some really fascinating new things about garlic. Six-leaf for hours. Yeah for hours and hours. Sometimes I have it on Tom says it's coming through your pores. It's like crazy how garlic works. Who knew? Garlic. Alright. You know everyone thinks I'm the diva back relationship Listen to me and stop drawing on you to make a drop of queen around ask anybody And we're gonna say oh yeah, if Harry Hamler breaks his voice, you better run for the hills

I've camera that's how we could see it especially if it's even garlic And it means it's like yeah my dad's like that. We never saw him get angry when he was we were like a Jesus I'm so glad this is where it graced. I was like yeah, you know, that's how you are Denise You really have to be pushed hard to get mad, but I saw last night So how are you like this today after getting so fucked over? Did he's just like well my family we talk about our feelings, but we also let it roll off our backs, and you know, you apologize, and you just move on from it, and you know, I find that some of the women in this group, they just want the chaos around them.

Am I right? Am I right? Non-chaotic ladies and pigeon? Am I right? Am I right? Here it goes. I learned this face from Kira Seddrick in the closer. Oh my god, I love that show.

Hi, everybody. How are you? Can we please get that blood cleaned up off the floor? Thank you. She would be like the closer right now. She's very apt. So yeah, so yeah. Denise is like, yeah, some women in the group like to have kids around them.

And Garcelle just takes her one and goes, this is delicious. So Denise is like, so you know, so many people are piling on, it's really hard to even know what's going on. And Eric is like, that's why you have to tell your true Honey, you know, my view is we're all grownups and we can defend ourselves And let me tell you what is the indefensible Garlic breath around time am I right am I right? One thing I can't defend myself about and Denise is like all right So you're upset with Aaron, right, Erica?

And she's like, well, I did not like her. Aaron spoke to us. Yeah. So it's very hard when husbands get involved. It just adds a whole other lie in the things that we've had it before, because big community, different than women. And then we see a clip of PK being city to Erica, but Erica, like, I agree. The men should stay out of it.

But have you noticed it's always Erica? It's like always Erica. You're always being shitty to everybody's wives. And then you're like, why are you calling me on it? Well, I think it's because it's Erica because I think she kind of like, she's not, I think she challenges some of the men.

I think that she sort of speaks up a little bit and is like, no, you know, and I think that like, there's something about Erica that I think maybe the, it's not her fault by any means, it's the men's fault. They, I think they somehow feel a little threatened by her. I think it's actually kind of, that's an interesting point that you brought up. I just, I didn't remember that it was like,

specifically Erica last time. And I was like, hmm, it's Erica. Okay. Well, you know, like sometimes when if like a woman is does not act like Demure or just like like classically like a lady like whatever in a certain sort of way they don't like do their role Men like lose their shit You know men

So We're just right. Aren't we? We're so wonderful with our toxic masculinity. Anyway, so yeah, so she basically like, you know, I understand that he was, you know, protect, you know, trying to protect his wife and everything, but like, you know, he, basically he has to fix his tone, right? Yeah. And Denise is like yeah, I apologize America's like well, you know what hey Can tell us this position and we can move look I've moved past these with the Reenpeekay, then my friends now these things happen and I'll judge you on you

All right, not on your house, but even though I've been shitty to you now for many weeks in the row So Denise is like well at least one fucking issues put to bed and written it's like this is why I love everybody to talk I'm happy when this happens now. Let's talk about you and Brandy so you guys went down on each other I like the talking I like it Grassel's like can I make a confession? And they just look like, oh god, please no, no more. She's like, I'm tipsy right now. Can I tell you something, a bitch, so am I.

A lit. Could it be more Italian being lit? And a table on Della Street with a Ferrari on it. I've let like a straight needle in a Ferrari right with my barrier from little little barrier Luigi guys. I haven't felt this good since I climbed on top of the Spanish steps and pooped all over them. Wow. I't felt this in tellings as I had Chef Boy R.D. inside of me. So now it's night time and like for the first time all season Kyle like her bangs her bangs have been have been exiled from the screen she has her hair as fully back no bangs inside and she's like do I look like a librarian tonight? I'm like, in my mind, I'm like, I honestly don't care

what you looked like as long as the bangs are gone. But that being said, she was wearing a Lisa van der Pum black pussy bow. And I was like, of course you are. Yeah, of course. That's her thing now that she's taken over these bows. It's the best she looked all season. The best she looked all season.

Because she looked like Wednesday, like kind of like Wednesday, Adam's all grew grown up. Oh, not good. But this whole next segment. I thought she looked good at first. And then I noticed that like, because her hair was back basically,

and just like wearing, it looked like just a black dress, but then I'm gonna look close and see there's like this giant like bow, and it looks sort of like a bow tie, but sort of like a pussy bow. I was like, oh Kyle. But this so, it's like the first time

somebody ever sees a house. So I show, it needs to, oh Kyle. But this so, it's like the first time somebody ever sees a housewife. So it needs to be like from this scene on, because the rest of this episode is just so fucking housewives. It's Kyle in this stupid, terrible outfit. And then she's with Sutton, who looks like she's gonna be in the musical of the mummy. Like she looks crazy. She looks like a Victorian window sill. She looks like like Lacey drapes.

You know, like she should have a little candle like in front of her, you know, like she can open up her own dress. Like if someone there, like somebody toilet papered Holly Hobbies house. I mean, she just looks crazy. And Kyle's in a bow dress. And then Erica is in this humongous like

Marilyn Monroe kind of helmet hair Yeah, everybody looks absolutely fucking crazy tonight actually except of course. Oh, I'm dead Yeah, exactly. Well don't Denise also nice. That's normal. So Yeah, so they're all meeting downstairs Kyle is nervous about dinner tonight God she's just so nervous. She's been racked with anxiety about it What's how how is Denise feeling? So, Eric has this huge hair and they're all downstairs and they're waiting for Doreet and Doreet has also done huge, huge hair as well. I love that there's gonna be a huge hair off on this show because of course there is.

Of course it will be. Yeah, she's done a big huge blonde helmet too, so they both have their Maryland thing going on. And Garsell tells Denise, and Kyle is standing right next to Garsell, but Garsell sees Denise and she says, wow, I haven't seen you in the dress in a long time. And Kyle just looks at Denise like, like it was her like a body jacket up and down. You could just hear rag a muffin atti-o. Like a muffino

So Dorita's upstairs and she's picking out like items and things like that with her like accessories And she's like it's everyone downstairs and the previous is like yep everyone Mm-hmm. Are you sure everyone have you loved? So not everyone know everyone are you sure though? Hmm, so not everyone know everyone are you sure though But I need to play with me And she's like and she sees the earrings. I don't think she owns any of this Yeah, she's in so many loaned things. She's always like a kid with new toys You know, but she knows she has to rip her in them like within 24 hours And then downstairs that they've been waiting for 40 minutes.

And Garsell is like, Oh, this better be worth it. This reveal, this better be worth it. So then finally to read, to read like shows up and Garsell goes, I don't know if it was worth it. She says, you got you an Eric can need to confer next time. All that trouble. They still look just like each other. And Kyle scrunches her nose, like sort of jealous, you know.

And Kyle's mad because of her storyline of being mad that Tereet has a glam team. OK, let's not forget that very dramatic and interesting storyline. OK, right, which is basically just rooted in Kyle's jealousy. Right, it's not because Kyle is mad and unprinciple, just because she's jealous. Yes, that's every Kyle story line. If you think about it, Kyle and Kim,

Kyle and Lisa, Kyle and Doree, Kyle and Glam, Kyle and Glam, the man with an endless supply of fat burger. So to me, it's just like, well, you know, the truth is, I tried to fucking leave today, but I couldn't get a goddamn fly it out.

So I'm stuck here with these idiots. But know what I really like these women and I respect them well most of them and really only our cell to me some her diary room session is doing that thing where she's just like leaning on the back of the chair like fucking these fucking women and she's so over it I'm surprised she hasn't like crushed a beer cam on her head yet and just like thrown it at somebody. Yeah, she can't stand. She can't stand these people. So now they go to this restaurant, which is in a private club and, um, and Rinna is like, you know, now that Denise and Erica have moved forward, maybe the whole group can, can move forward too. I was like, mmm, probably not because, you know, it's the whole group. It's not going to happen.

Right. Rinna's just going to bring it up anyway, you know. So Rinna jokes, she's like, how's everyone's day? Let's just be surface. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. And Rinna's like, Denise is like, hi, what are you getting? Look, I asked you for what you're gonna get, which is me making an effort to be nice to you.

Wanna try a rule with my life, Brad Eater? And Kyle, you're a Kyle. First of all, they all order very complicated drinks and the waitress doesn't write down anything, See, you want to try a room, my life, Brad Eater? I'm not a pilot. I'm not a pilot. First of all, they all order very complicated drinks, and the waitress doesn't write down anything, which had me a little stressed. But then Kyle's order, did Kyle's order trigger you the way it triggered me?

Well, what did she order? OK, for a starter, she got sashimi, which I thought, you're in Rome, right? So meaning, you can get sashimi in Rome, but why would you go to Rome to get sashimi? But either way, so she gets sashimi as her starter, and then as an entree, she gets salmon extra well done. I'm like, what?

What, I don't get, I literally don't understand the logic of getting sashimi, getting raw fish, but then some fish that is super well done. That's so Kyle. That is so Kyle to do that. I just want to make sure whatever fish I kill is really fucking dead. So she's like, yeah, I was going to ask for bread, but I guess I should be good.

And certain's like, well, these days I can skip a meal. My clothes are tight and who likes that? Nobody. I'll tell you who really did like it. Mr. Dolce. You got a very upset text today. So then we see, Kyle's like, yeah, that was really funny today. I mean, not funny, but, and we see what she was talking about at the store.

It's certain having a fucking breakdown in this Mr. Dolce store. Yeah, she's like, Mario, I'm not happy. Mario, I'm going to get a angry Mario. You know, I don't not try on things on an addressing room. You know, Mario. Yeah, this is all from a dressing room where we can't see her. We just hear her voice go, I'm very angry. I'm very, I'm getting very, very angry. I'm very angry. I'm very I'm getting very very angry And then Kyle and then it comes back and Kyle goes Who is the who is the gentleman who is helping us out again and sounds like Mario my Kyle the most stereotypical Italian name Of all time Mario. How do you know? How do you not remember Mario? Yeah Kyle come on now Mario

And then we got back and deriets in the dressing room now with Sutton going, come on out, darling. It's just good friends. Please stop your cry. I can't. And I just can't do it, Mario. And we're just like, so you don't like the part where you come out and show people your clothes, preferably without a bra dancing around.

I'll do it for you. But didn't sudden do that like the first episode we met her, then when they went to Mr. Dolce as a potman, and then she came out like in this weird like light blue baby doll something or another. She did, but I think she was mad because she's gained weight so her clothes are tight and she was really embarrassed and she didn't wanna come out do a scene where she felt like she looked bad and they were like, come out, set and she's like,

no, I'm not coming out, I look fat. I'm like, come out, set and it's a TV show. So she got really upset and she's like, I like to shop alone. That's how I like to shop. Yeah. So, and then they're talking about shopping, and Rinna says that like, basically her mom would only buy things

if her dad okayed them, because Lois liked the dad to see the things that she was gonna buy. And Kyle's like, well, what do they think of your Instagram? And Rinna says, oh, you know, I actually do that for Lois because Lois has an iPad America goes Anyway, good to you

Wow just do it for my mom because you know, it's just like so watch me and she can see the girls on there sometime. It's all for my mom! Okay. Yeah. Maybe you can call your mother, okay? Yeah. Just call your mother. And Garth sounds like,

I love that Rena feels free to, so free with herself that she can get up there and dance, but the dancing nearly naked is not a choice for me if I had a daughter that had body issues. A long time. Yeah. Now that definitely gets a... That gets a camele grammar and now we set it. Yeah. You do not do that for your mother.

You do it for thirst. Bearing. Stop blaming Lois. So then the bread comes and they all take one and joke that they've eaten a piece of bread You know and Teddy does that thing that all dads do at the table Hey waitress, I think someone stole our bread. I'm Teddy. I think it was Kyle who did that actually I'm just I I just had to defend Teddy just a little bit just a little bit I think it's a day. I was trying to hit about to you.

No, Teddy doesn't tell. Listen, obviously Teddy gets her humor from her father, right? They share that. That's their whole thing, but I think that was Kyle who made that joke. Whatever. Have fun with the rest of this recap. So this one, yeah, this is when Kyle orders her salmon very well done and I just got so mad and then sons like I don't eat fish all me And I'll have a vegetarian

Zablo your mind Italian waitress I'm on pregnant so I can't have fish or raw meat. I'm teddy Everyone doesn't need to know your pregnant. Just say, just order what the fuck you want. How about that? Okay? Who's one of those ladies?

It's like, hey, what's the weather to like today? Well, I'm pregnant, so it's like 87 degrees, I think. We get it. Yeah, we get it. So Erica was like, well, today, Denise apologized apologize the ladies on Alan's behalf She said something about watch out for Mr. Bayer. He's on the can he's on the canals. I don't know what that meant, but It's progress. She also told us she did about have sex with Mrs. Mike will She only eats things that are little yellow different and better doesn't really make sense to me. I'm like is that a chickpea?

What is that? uh so Denise is like yeah guys like here's the thing Erin has so much respect for you and Teddy's like oh really she tells us she's like if his soul and tension wasn't to make everyone look bad and he had so many other options on how he was gonna say it Denise you're you're boob ol' shad! Look, where did this Teddy come from? Like, why do you only have a personality when it's trying to take somebody else down?

This is the only time there's been any light behind your fucking eyes for hours. Exactly, I mean, and seriously, Teddy, I just defended you about the bread comment, okay? I just defended you about the bread joke, and now you're gonna do this, okay? So, Denise says, well, next time you see him, I'll have him apologize for it being perceived

that he was doing anything other than trying to diffuse a very scary situation with big pharma and trying to move forward with it, okay? And then it cuts to Zni's talking to us and she's like, after what, he's been women did to me in a room? I don't think they're gonna get their fucking apology. He's gonna say fuck them Put the no in Tylenol, right? That's what I'm saying So crowd's like well, I was really upset last night. I mean, I just thought horrible. I felt horrible

I just I had so much anxiety. I just cried and you know I was not dealing with things head on and you know It shouldn't be a thing that makes you feel nervous. I mean, you shouldn't feel nervous. It's like, what do you, you did this? And it's like, oh, I'm not nervous. Now there's times I haven't felt welcome in this group. How could you not, how could anyone not feel welcome when you're the one on the hot seat, right? And then she like points to Kyle and calls like, it like dun dun dun well then we get my second favorite besides that we get my fat safe fat

the second favorite sound effect on house wise t-horn t-horn when things get really dramatic there's a horn it's like t-horn t-horn t-horn it's the SS Teddy coming into port. Eric just flies off to go poop on us.

Oh, sorry, I got a poop on a deck. It's my fault. So, Jerry, what birds do is not human poop. It's pigeon poop, Ronnie. Sorry, I don't like poop talk. So, Jerry, it's what birds do is not human poop. It's pigeon poop, Ronnie. Sorry, I don't like poop talk. Pigeon poop is different. Pigeon poop isn't gross in the same way. Yes it is. It's just smaller. But it's literally a little yellow different better. No, it's,

it's of course pigeon poop isn't pleasant, but the idea of a pigeon pooping is not as gross as a human defecating. Okay, let's just start this from ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I know, but Denise goes look I get it, but there has to be a line guys and Garsell's like well Nothing's being resolved. I mean I thought we were moving on nothing's being moved here How do we move forward and I'm not talking about the Denise stuff I'm talking about the fact the college was ordered sashimi and extra well-down salmon and the same meal How do we deal with this idiocy? Yeah, and Garsell's like I wish you just stand up for yourself and say they're they're crazy You know, I wish Denise was stand up for herself and say they're crazy, you know, I wish Denise was stand up for herself too I'm with you on that. I would just wish Denise would say shut the fuck up

I never said anything about you at the end and Teddy if I did say you were a mean fucking bitch You are a mean fucking bitch like you're being right now. So shut up Teddy. No one likes you. Okay Yeah, she she's getting like tripped up in all the details like they're assaulting her with all these little details And she's trying to counter with the details and stuff just be like this is you're believing Brandy Glanville over me right now Like we're supposed to be friends you're believing her because of something she told Teddy and Teddy famously Boughtches every rumor that she hears come on Yeah, and I would like to hear say you know Teddy you've been nothing but an asshole to me Why would I like you? I try and be nice to you all the time.

You just sit there on your phone flicking and give me dirty looks and won't speak to me until you're around all your friends when you can confront me publicly and accuse me of a bunch of nasty shit. Like why should I like you? I'll talk about you if I want to. That's my God-given right woman.

So, Sutton's like, well, I'm not gonna lie. I did hear the story about Brandy and Denise. Two years ago, I was at the Vectrola store, and I was like, do you have any of that cool ragtime music I've been hearing about? And they said, show, do you also Brandy, Glandville, and Denise Richards had sex and not even born yet? But they had sex.

I learned it, what can I say? Mr. RCA told me everything. I think. Um, so now this changes everything right because now it was two years ago. So now that you supposedly knew each other all this time ago and Braddie had hooked up with her. So. And by the way, yeah, and who would have told sudden I feel like the person who would have told son would have been joined Maloof, right? I mean I could have been truly anyone But I feel like there is a common thread going through here. So there's that too. Oh, yeah, good point. Why not? Why not just bring him into this it's fun. Yeah, I'm sure he loves it. So

She's like, well, I know my friend wouldn't lie, which maybe maybe means that it's not Joey Maloof Oh, you're right. Some business probably not for all of us. Yeah, not to show you. Sorry, Joey, you're not in the scandal. Sorry. You can still be my investigator for how are you, mysteries? How are you? How are you, mysteries, this fall on TNT?

Lisa Rina and William Hurr. William Hurr. He does have the just right amount of just being over it and everything he does like a small Like a very accomplished film career, but at this point it's time for a TNT drama Yeah, for sure I'm my father played by Gene Hackman So Rina's like so wait a second. Did you go did you go to Denise?

Wait, oh Such he's talking to side she goes so wait a second. Did you go to Denise and tell her what you told us last night and Denise is like Yeah, I just fucking laughed at it. All right. Yeah, somebody goes. I absolutely did. It's like oh Okay Nice try though right now, so then It's like, oh, okay. Nice try that right now. So then Teddy's like, well, you know, you have to understand where I was coming from, you know, I don't know Brandy Glantville very well. I don't either, but I don't know you very well either. So I just don't know what to believe. And I'm only talking about what you said about me, not your rampant lesbian, your rampant lesbianism, which is attacking the city and scaring children.

Okay. I just, if Teddy doesn't know Brandy very well, and then she's saying she doesn't know Denise very well, then why did she enter into this whole discussion, giving Brandy so much credibility and Denise so little credibility? Well, like, why, why, why was that? That's the flaw with Teddy. Like Teddy should have said, Teddy, if anyone, I mean, it's also falls on Kyle.

Because again, look, just by where we're talking, we're making it sound like it's all Teddy's fault. It's Kyle's fault too, but Teddy, given that she doesn't really know Brandi very much at all and she knows Denise a little bit, she should have said, hey, just so you know, Brandi Glandel's been saying this stuff, and she also said this, you said this,

why would she do that? What's that? What's that? What's that? Following Teddy's logic, I'm trying to keep Teddy accountable all in, all in with the logic. I'm saying this is why Teddy's full of shit, because she's trying to make it sound like,

well, I don't know Brandy Glandel, she's trying to like separate it, but it's like, but you immediately took what she said, verbatim, and used it in an accusatory way as if what she said was true. And so I'm saying like, hey, Brandi said these things, can you like clarify, right? Right, but she doesn't, she's mad still that Denise was like, here I've shit fucking shit, sir.

Or whatever, that's all that goes through Teddy's mind, you know, and so Teddy does whatever that is. He's exactly her mind. And it's that is the logic. Like, I don't know Brandi, but I know that you called me shit of me. That is the logic. Like, I don't know Brandy, but I know that you called me Shitster, which is the line. So I'm going to tell you some shit from someone

and stir things up. Yeah, exactly. How dare you call me a Shitster? You're cheating on your husband. So then Denise explains, like the most Hollywood answer to things. OK, so I'm at Brandy through a mutual Branding agent that represents her. Like, oh, as all the great friendships are formed. Yeah. And she's been wanting to meet me and he said,

you know, who can we go for drinks now? It's like fine. And then so we see last year when Brandy and Denise met up and Denise is like, I'm so glad Alicook just stopped. And Brandy's like, well, he's not happy about it because he's like, oh my God, you guys are gonna be troubled together. And I was like, oh my God, no I'm not man. It's gonna be amazing TV of a TV. Exactly. And so she's like, you know, so when I spoke with her last, every single thing going, that was going on in the group

and Kyle's like, how recently she's, before your party Kyle, which I love when Denise weaponizes the name Kyle, whenever she adds Kyle at the end of sense She makes that like the biggest insult before your party Kyle I love when you don't have a hatred of Kyle Yeah, and so Teddy's like oh well the problem is She said she never talked to Brandy. So what is it, Denise? You barely know Brandy, or you know her, and you heard someone is feeding her all this info.

Because yeah, that's what Denise is saying. Denise is saying, yeah, I talked to Brandy and she's been telling me all this stuff that's been going on on the show. Stuff that I didn't even know. So someone here is talking to Brandy, but you know, it can also be both. Like you can also not know someone very well and have a conversation with them And then they are like did you hear this did you hear this did you hear this? I think we've all been in those situations like it's totally possible But where Denise is fucked up is that she said the night before that she did not talk to brandy the night before the party

So now anything she says seems to lack any credibility. So she's screwing on that front She's screwed this whole time because her what she comes what she decides to do didn't I doesn't really work? I I like the girl but it was great didn't really work but she's like well, you know She said a lot of personal things about a lot of people in this group and I am not gonna repeat it and Eric is like Holly if you got something out of the people in this group after what was said about you life night You should spill it just let it go let it go

I'm about to I can think later There's not an ice queen after all oh damn it. I was singing from frozen All right, there's a line, you know, I won't cross the line All right, and by the way brandia says she's has sex with with every woman She's ever come into contact with including people in this group Everyone looks at Rina Everyone just looks at Rina Which is hilarious So well it would only be between you and me right now and I and they were me and we're gonna say I never had sex with a woman

I mean you and me were in a, and I, and it wasn't me, and we're in a, it's like, I had never had sex with a woman! So Kyle's like, hi, Kyle Richards auditioning for the How Are You Mysteries. Um, so listen, Denise, if all of this is true, why didn't, why didn't Denise say this last night? I'm not buying it, not buying it, case dismissed. Yeah, Kyle's, how are you mysteries? Yeah, and Kyle's like, yeah, how are you, mysteries? Yeah. And Charles's like, yeah, I'm struggling to believe that she said that. Yeah, well, she says it about everyone, Kyle. That's what she said it about me.

Kyle goes, no, that's the whole point, is that she said it about you. No one's buying this. I'm not really buying it either. And Rin is like, well, she's, although there, I mean, there is a lot, I mean, there is a hilarious logic of it, right? That if Brandy is a liar and she always is saying that she's having sex with people, and Brandy says, well, she said she had sex with one of you guys,

and they're like, well, that didn't happen. That didn't happen. I'm like, well, if it didn't happen, doesn't that mean that it's sort of back up with Denise is saying that Brandy was lying, and therefore, you know what I'm saying? No, it doesn't because they're saying Denise is lying about saying that Brandy said that in the first place. Right, of course. It's not the brand. So they're saying Brandy's not a liar. You're a liar

Right, and she said the other liar means that we have Brandy Brandy not a liar which is hilarious because you could put Brandy next to anybody Obviously Brandy's the liar. I mean, yeah, Denise is but Denise is big mistake is that she lied about not talking to Brandy the night before with Kyle And she needed to be like you know what I did and the reason why I said I didn't was because I was very flustered last night And I just was denying everything because I was just trying to even understand what was happening And I just was like denied denied denied denied until like an understanding what you guys were talking about Which is what she should have said but now her story is going left and right so it's a disaster We really need a housewives consulting business where housewives can just call us right here on like Zoom or whatever we're on,

a stream yard in this case. And we can just give video therapy. Like what happened at dinner last night? Oh, well, really? Did you know there's a lot Kyle? Cause I read the book. How's that gonna be? You want to hear some shit you can use against Kyle?

Here's some, I've got a whole big car. I haven't had a full of it. We'll be like Karen, so I know you're having this issue You can use against Kyle here's some I've got a whole big car you get We'll be like Karen so I know you're having this issue to Zell But did you hear what Kyle Richards did? They are your face So Rina is like mad Rina thinks that Denise is trying to deflect which you very well maybe and Rina's like I don't think Brandy Glendale has ever said that she's had sex with me and so don't say that don't even put that out there So I just love that she's here. Oh she's so offended. Oh, how dare you put it out there? That's just a something that's a sex of brandy. Yeah

Rina is a Rina is upset that Denise is putting unsubstantiated rumors out there that Rina and Brandy had sex and yet that same rumors out there that Rina and Brandy had sex. And yet that same anger is not being afforded on Denise's behalf when Brandy puts out unsubstantiated rumors about Denise. And that has nothing to do where we stand on any of it. It just shows how like- What a Rina crack.

I'm telling you, this is like one giant game of secret Hitler. I'm telling you. It really is. This is like, you know what I call this? This has been when he's a liberal in that game because everyone always assumes I'm a fascist and I get framed every single game. And no matter how much logic, the thing that's really fascinating about that game is that it doesn't matter how much logic you present to people. Once people think that you're guilty their minds will rationalize every single piece of information to fit a narrative that you are guilty and so And I'm not saying whether Denise's guilt or not, but watching these accusations fly and watching how they reacted them is like to me like

Me in secret Hitler Use the being a fascist. I would just be like cows a fascist Ronnie cows not even playing this game. Kyle did it. Ronnie. I'll do it. Wait, that means Kyle has been because that's what happens to me. Everyone thinks I'm a fascist

immediately. Oh God. Without bringing the end of real housewives of Bevela Hills, everybody. So fun. I love getting mad in the middle of the week over that stupid show. I love me too in the middle of the week over that stupid show. I love it.

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