Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: The Nanny K Diaries

Episode Date: March 28, 2018

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the podcast about all that crap we loved to talk about on Yeo Bravs. I'm Ronnie Caram from Trash Talk TV and the Rose Pricks Bachelor Podcast. And here I am again with my gorgeous co-host, talented friend, thin person in general, Ben Mandelker of the Beeside Blog and the Bands of Blinda, hello, Ben. Hello Ronnie, How are you? Good. How are you doing? You know, I'm excited. I'm still writing the high from Detroit. And something that's kind of fun and interesting is that we talked about Detroit

at length in our bonus episode this week. We talked about it at the top of our Atlanta episode. And what we didn't realize was that on Monday, while we're babbling away about all these things, the New York Times did a huge article about Detroit and its architectural legacy. So if you're in a Detroit state of mind, I think everyone just go to the New York Times, the travel section, and read about it. It's super fascinating. Who would have thought it's just a super Detroit kind of week? Well, he would have thought her. Yeah, a little plug for the New York Times because you know, they need it. They don't know and never talks about them. I know. I've

been worried about the New York Times. I'm like, they don't know and reads them like, they are going to make a name for themselves and media. She knows, she knows has media concerns. name for themselves and media. She knows has media concerns. I'm like, very concerned about like media. media representations of media. I'm forward to about my. So today, Marie Bellata. Today's discussion will be about the real house. What's the memory? Yes, darling. Yes. Which we might be covering at our live show in Irvine this month on the 15th. How's the memory? Yes, darling. Yes.

Which we might be covering at our live show in Irvine this month on the 15th. Oh, OK. I can add that to the poll. Oh, no. Wasn't it on the poll? Never mind. It was.

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Yeah, uh, the 15th of the 16th. I was I can't you say do not ever listen to me when I state a fact because you know what right now my facts are iffy. Well, luckily, I'm just going to watch your crappens.com where you are right, Ronnie, it is the 15th April 15th 7 PM at the Irván improv of the. I'm right. Let's give the story to the me. I have a scoop for you on our times.

Does it come from the machine? I'm a read Parks, aata. Media center for media. So basically, the options that we are polling the audience about are, do you want us to cover a classic OC episode, a classic New York episode or a classic pump rules episode? OC has the lead, obviously, because we're in OC. So yeah, just vote and we'll, we'll do what you tell us to do people. Yeah, we're easy like that. We're like a Sunday morning.

Sunday morning. Except it'll be a Sunday evening. Get it. Really a joke, Lisa. Oh, Lisa. So really housewives of Beverly Hills. Let's see here. Coil. We open up with Kyle.

And I think this is the first time I wrote down, oh my god, Kyle's dogs aren't shitting on the rug or something. But then one of them steals her stuff. So I'm like, up or dogs are still packing to storm still killing it over there. Those dogs. A big week for storms in the media for storms. Well, stop embarrassing dogs. How about that Kyle?

Okay, I'll stand up for the dogs and audio. I'm a media watchdog. Oh my god, get it. Literally watching a dog still tape. So that's what she know things it is. I think I'd be a really good watchdog Literally watching a dog still takes out. That's what she know things it is. I think I'd be a really good watchdog because I like watching dogs, but I never got a job at a band of pets. Oh my God.

I wrote down Kyle. Kyle can't close the box. A, B, storm comes by and steals her house. She's like storm. No. Kim's like, yeah, you deserve that. Climb is a bitch, hey, Cal. This is probably what it was like when Kim was on the show. Kyle's trying to pack up a box. And Kim just comes by and steals the tape.

I got a guy. Can't give it to give me the knuckles. You stole my house. She's like trying to steal storm. Train storm. She's just trying to trying to steal the tape for her. She's like downstairs in the bushes like waiting for storm to bring it to her. I'd like to find Kingsley too. Oh God.

She's like come to the farm. Come to the farm storm. Because you know Kingsley ended up at the farm, which is so sad. There's like enough dead dog talk at this episode. We do not need to bring Kim into it. I would like to think the Kim was on this season. She'd be like Kyle's kind of kind of the bitch, but not as big a bitch as Kyle Kyle is hey comments a bitch But my car is also fuel injection

But my car is also fuel injection and armack breaks and Steering and water max and stuff So so yeah, so Kyle's now having memories about this house about moving out and she's like I mean, I'm leaving my comfort zone and like I have so many memories. We've had white parties here, sayances, bot mitzvahs and when they like to illustrate the bot mitzvah, you see the kids in the Ferris wheel. I'm like, you guys got a Ferris wheel for a bot mitzvah. Come on now, this is too much. This is too much.

No. Kyle's comfort zone. Kyle, are you still taking moon moves and clown sleeves then you're in your comfort zone? Okay, your comfort zone fits in a box. Yeah, I's comfort zone. Kyle, are you still taking moon moves and clown sleeves then you're in your comfort zone? Okay, your comfort zone fits in a box. Yeah, I want to hear you. Since when is a Ferris wheel of comfort zone? Okay.

A Ferris wheel, looming over a smiley face pool. I was terrifying. I was thinking, God, I can't believe that Kyle has an A talked about her money or be her business. Why am I putting everything in A's and B's today? I can't believe that Kyle hasn't a talked about her money or be her business. Why am I putting everything in A's and B's today? I don't know. Anybody? I don't know.

I have no idea. No, because we have to list things. Kyle's moving and when you move, you make lists, you know, the only an agent. And also, where was the fat burger memory? Huh? How about that? Oh, Glenn will be here looking for Candle soon. Don't you worry, poor Glenn.

So she's like, I was like, how is she not mentioning her businesses or her money? This is crazy. And then Porsche comes in on the agency shirt. Yeah, Porsche is in like baby gap agency t-shirt. Like really, you even made your swag for little kids. Come on now. I'm clearly in a very sassy, come on now state. Come on now.

First, we'll come on now. An agency t-shirt, come on now.. The first will come on now. An agency to do sure come on now packing tape. Come on now. I don't believe for a second Kyle packs herself by the way. Okay. Now Lisa with can my favorite Lisa that she's done since season one when we covered that first dinner party from hell thing in our live show. I noticed her doing it. And now it just cracks me out every time I hear her do it. She goes, yes. And then it comes over because I actually wrote a note about this too,

Ronnie, because we're some Pataco, not some Pataco. We have the same brain. But Lisa, yeah, at least goes, Ken and Ken goes, there we are. There we are. It's like he only turns on when he's called Lisa goes I'm worried about lolly pop she looks sad to me Marley cuz her name is lolly pop Stop naming your dogs after fattening food. She's like, Lollipop pink dog.

The hot dog. Pikachu. I mean, I think Lisa could up her, I mean, up her, her naming game a little bit. I mean, you know, Harrison, that was a step in the right direction, but Lollipop. Yeah, she's basically just becoming your long dog. She's like, that one.

I'm worried about that dog, that one. I'm worried about Lollipop. She was like'm worried about them too like what if you choke no she not get out of your media watch dog I'm talking about Lollipop the dog she is gonna have directors commentary on this episode clearly. Welcome to ULM! May I take you to your table at the ULM restaurant? No, Shina, it's not a restaurant. I'm Shina, Shay Marie, Madison Parker, from Lottah to Tankinson, seven minutes.

I'm here in ULM to talk about sandwiches. Lisa's always telling me to eat the sandwich, so here I'm doing it right. Not that one, darling. Not that one. Every watchdog has his day. She knows just take lollipop. I actually can't have lollipops anymore because of what

happened with my jaw a few years ago. I've been told I can't have them at best I can have a touch roll. Hey, don't bring up touchy roll. The day touchy roll passed was the worst day of Ken's life. It was almost as bad as the day that, that Mars bought. Oh, I remember Gobstopper. He wouldn't stop crying until Tostino Pizza Roe came along.

It reminds me of the sweet box of hot pocket. Do you remember when Treetvern pizza was with us? Oh, Steve you adorable little pup Do you remember Justin's peanut butter cup? What a beautiful little talk So we go over to Erica's house and Erica's house. And Erica's like, oh, look at me, with cookers. Wow. Hello, my wife just came.

You really leaned into that. Wow. I want to give it up to you by the way today that I was using my brand new tea kettle, because I've decided that I'm becoming a real adult and I've gotten myself a little tea kettle off of Amazon. And I started filling it up the way to Read does we give to read so much shade about her like filling up a teakettle through the to the spout being like does she even know how to use it and I was kind of like It's a little easier to using it that way. Otherwise you got to screw the top off. It's under the handling but like

Anyway, I just I'm just saying I Anyway, I just- Correct. To reach was correct. I'm just saying I understand to reach process a little bit more. It was my dream. A dream come true! To fill up the pot full of tea water. Guys, guys, have you ever used the spout to fill up the tea kettle?

It's a good way of doing it, guys. Guys, PK, PK anyway son. Erica, home cookies. Oh, that's my vitra scale. Well, like you are never a good waiter. Let's not pretending the Erica was ever a good waiter because you know she wasn't. I forgot your files, but I'll make it up with the free pie. And then she never rings your free pie like that's that matrix Let's not pretend and then she adds that 18% gratuity to party six or six or more, but it's like to parties of two Yeah, and you know the way she comes up to your table at first is like

How about the what do you want? Hey, baby, how's it gone? What do you want? I don't forget the tip your strip So this way this restaurant, it's theatrical. It's got a lot of interesting lighting. It's going to require lots of costume. Just saying it like a concept.

I'm just going to have a one collapse. You really? You really 12 minutes and I've just basically been laughing for 12 minutes. I quit. I'm also realizing that our Erica Jaden Personation is just slowly moving into pat I don't know where you've been but I moved into pat a long time ago This is the media watchdog she know the media watch watchdog. You're not doing ARCA Jane anymore.

You're just doing Pat. Bye. Bye. Drop into a Pat impersonation in like seven minutes. It takes Rob seven minutes to figure out what gender Pat is. Bye. So, Rinne shows up and she shows up in the most Rinne away ever.

She gets out of this big black Uber ex and she's like, thank you, Randy. Thank you, I love that we both work up the same thing. Thank you, Randy. Randy, you're a dandy. I mean, that a good way, Randy, Dandy. Bye, have a great drive. Don't get lost in Pasadena.

Cause there's old Pasadena. There's new Pasadena, Hunching Gardens. Oh my god Here we are an old town If you go down the street you have a Caltech It's a place We take a lot of calories. I don't know who's that at reference to, but someone is who's eating calories. I am. I'm an actress cookies. This is Caltech right here. I felt like Lisa Rina was doing Lisa

Rina crap in Slav. This whole episode was making... Did you read that down to you? Because she's like, at this point I wouldn't be surprised if to rape us later early I wrote that this part yeah because she just laughs just I Know Ken I hear I feel a dart of cream dying The battery. Oh, I could not think of anything edible. That has never happened to people. Can quick. It's Chris go. He looks sad.

Oh, can, can, nor on your soup mix or not on your soup mix. Might have it bad potato card beat Onion soup mix Really worried about her ramen so they show all these close-ups in Erica's living room It's like George Washington Abraham Lincoln Erica and some underwear Shelley Yeah, I can't do Washington Abraham Lincoln Erica and some underwear Shelley Yeah, I can't find the

Campus of Eric and some underwear right between George and Abe Yeah, I want to recreate Washington across in the Delaware But I said I changed it to area across in the 110 freeway cold it Washington crossing the underwear Which I'm with my home in your way in here It's expensive to cross the Delaware And all these lyrics are really must do we have anything that rhymes with puns? How many folks the George Washington give a double level of a man?

That's loads right I was like are we talking about the Revolutionary War because I just saw Hamilton and I feel like this is relevant to me. No So Rina walks in and she's like your house, your paintings, your air conditioning system, It's Masatina. Dornab! How are you, Waw! How are you, Dornab?

How are you, Woodfroamed? Baseboards, Wayne Scotting. How are you? How are you? Well, I've got to surprise for you, Lisa R We said, but I want to wait until We'll be a little more than I want to watch Ravs like oh good a surprise You know it's got something to do with Erica doing something like Kyle here's a surprise some agency t-shirts

We finally we finally have created agency powdered wigs in honor of both my love for the agency in Hamilton. So Rinne is like, I can't believe that you have psychic abilities. I believe in psychics, because I went to one entry set. I'm gonna meet two people. I say business. I see dusters.

I see dust bunnies. Can we see? I was like, anies. Give me see. It's like psychic. It's not just any psychic by the way. It's a psychic. It's a psychic that Cindy Crawford was seeing. And I was like, sign me up. Put her gear, get it.

Richard gear. Cindy Crawford. And remember, no. And Eric was like, well, what do I close it? And then that opens. And you just hear a door slam It's like Tom in the back like shut up Erica. Go to your room. Yeah, well, it's mostly time He's opening shuttles but still And speaking of shut doors we then hear the gentle thought of to read walking into a mesh door

Erica thought of to read walking into a mesh door. Erica, guys, I had no idea that they could make doors made of glass. Guys, guys, this is the sound of to read walking through a plate glass. Oh, play glass. Is that a thing? Can I just make that a plate glass? Oh, that's real. Play glass? Yeah. Doreet would walk through just a plate.

She's like, I'm going to walk through a plate glass. She's like hitting herself in the face of plates. She would walk through a glass door. And by the way, I've done it myself. Yeah, me too. I read on the new Apple campus that they have to put stickers on all the walls, because all the walls are just glass and people keep walking into them. I'm like, it's good to hear that people work in Apple have this problem too, because I've almost just lost my face many, many times.

Anyway, so Doreet actually makes it through the door just fine. If anyone's like, wait, I missed that scene of Doreet walking through a screen door. No, no Yeah, it's fun to see what people actually believe when I just start spouting but bullshit like He never found a door Yeah, so Doreet's like well, it's better to be late than not to be anywhere to all ever It's not really the saying but I love that you've tailored it to your own light assness. And Rina's like, DREET! How are you?

Did you get lost? Pasadena? You know there's an altina? Pasadena? It's confusing, I know. I know. So Erica's like, all right. Vanderbump town So town So uh so Erica's like all right now that we have a sandwich of one around these cookies from Ralph's grocery store

Darling I had no idea you found Snackadoodle. He's been so ill So Erica's like, all right, everyone, brace yourself. Coming back. And so she goes out the other way, she brings in a giant, like, you know, cut out of her avatar from the Kardashian game. And it's like, you know, it's like cool and everything. And Doreet's like, guys, I want an avatar. I want an avatar, really badly. I'm like, the best part about Doreet saying

that she wants an avatar is that you know she's probably referring to the movie avatar. Like she actually wants like an 8-for-tall blue version of herself. I'm just waiting for Avatar hunting to come back into...in season. Boys. I'm gonna have to law make it legal again. I don't know everyone. So mad about people bringing back a closet in the border. Guys, I want to put a bikini on the tree of life, guys. Guys, we call it Pandora Beach, guys. Pandora Beach. Pandi, pandi, is that you, pandi? So yeah, they're like, well, look at this. It's a kind of old thing.

Like you used to see a blockbuster. Like the day, okay, temple of doom. What's a blockbuster? Media watchdog question. Is that like when you bust blinds? Is that like a game show? I love thing, dog. So what's Erica's backstory?

Where did she come from? Where did Erica Jane? How did Erica create air? Oh, God, that's good. She's like, oh, back in the night. I Shopped all of her day on drive and then I was born so I had to get creative and someone told me Erica pivot Pivot Well, it wasn't even like Erica. It was like that told me Erica Pivot! Well, it wasn't even like Erica Pivot was like, they told me Erica. Pivot. Pivot.

Pivot. Dread's like rotating herself. She's like, all right then. Come back. Back this way, Dread. If you're going to give me some pivot, make shorts in the right glass. I do love Jeremy Pivitt. So Erich has... Rem is just nodding.

She's like... Pivitt! Oh! Pivitt! Pivitt! It's in the girls. Do you feel like this conversation's going in circles? Oh, I'm kidding. Oh, I'm just like...

I remember the first time that psychic told me, go to QVC and step onoff change. I'm with you Erica Sarah cuz like yeah, I'm you know I learned to say yes to everything I say yes to everything and that's how I do it I'm like so does that mean you're gonna come on to our podcast got ya now you're forced to say no If you don't want to I'm sure you don't want to come on Well, I'm picking away from your mouth, Kass. So, uh, Eric, it's like, oh, I say yes to everything. The movie, the cardboard cut out that pink canvas

that I ordered from CVS right above the head. And Eric's cookies from Ralph's, the day old cookies are on sale. They're like, do you want to buy these? They're a day old. And I was like, yeah. I picked them up. I picked them up. I picked them up.

I originally was going to get some chocolate chocolate chip cookies, but I was like, pivot. Yeah! I pivoted. I pivoted. I pivoted. I pivoted. I originally was going to get some chocolate chocolate chip cookies, but I was like, pivoted. And I actually literally pivoted it, and there were some chocolate chip cookies right there that I got. We'll understand what you mean, Yerka. Because I put my heart and soul into design and bikinis. You made some amazing what I've learned to do ever since I pivoted away. Like, okay, way to make it about yourself, Dary.

Yeah, she totally did. She's just like applauding yourself. Yeah. Oh, believe me. Yeah, she's like, it's amazing how much confidence comes with age. Here I am. Forty. Brassish.

And, and Rin is like, yeah, well, what jobs are there for a 40 year old woman? I mean they cast a 50 year old man with 20 year old wife Why isn't anybody laughing? Anybody America's like that's my life That's why I am Got me an avatar bitch That was hilarious and they just all started cracking up. Yeah, that was funny. I like that. I like when I like when Erica has those moments where she's just more human where she laughs. She knows that human air action.

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I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or Wondery app. I like that too. So now time to go to Teddy's house. So we're at Teddy's house. And speaking of artistic representations, we see this portrait of Teddy and Edwin. And it's so hilarious because she's sitting there like they're cheek-to-cheek

you're opposing for this portrait. And she's smiling like, I'm Teddy. And he's sitting there smoldering or trying to smile and I was like do you guys even in the same photo what's going on here? no they're not really in the same marriage sometimes on this show because she's like oh god that was really funny I was really funny I'd run because he's like do you want to go to say come has a tune about that trip to Berlin I don't want to leave you in the kids and he's like go That was funny. I'm Teddy

I'm nervous about going to Berlin because I grew up riding horses every weekend I'm a helicopter mom. I would be a plain mom, but I'm poor so I can only afford a helicopter So it's sort of funny that I'm a helicopter mom because I would be a plane mom, but I'm poor. So I can only afford a helicopter. So it's sort of funny that I'm a helicopter mom because a question is really my thing and like, you can't really do a question on a helicopter. So I guess that makes me multi-faceted. I'm Teddy. I wouldn't be able to be Lisa Vanderpump because she took a horse on a plane and I only have a helicopter. So yeah. So she just gives Edwin a whole list of to-do's and everything. And she says she's apprehensive because of Erica. But then regarding to reach, she's like, you know, I call her to apologize, but she was

pretty short with me. And I just feel like she thought I was being insincere and like, blah. So I think I want to have like a dinner with Dereet and just like have this hash-sad all you have. I was like, no, stop. Stop, Teddy. Stop. Stop. You're like just a one. like have this hash is that all you're about like no stop stop Teddy stop stop it's like that when you're drunk and you're like I have to not

ever text anybody when I'm drunk again except this is when Teddy's not drunk just don't let yourself text there needs to be some kind of Teddy Lizer on a cell phone where it's like no Teddy no you know well she's doing the Eileen thing which I actually get because I'm actually this is how I'm hard where wire to which is that that like, you have a conversation, but then you feel like you didn't articulate yourself the way you wanted to. So you feel like, I just want to clarify one more thing. I just want to clarify, but the more you clarify, the more people get annoyed with you and

the more you actually turn a nothing into something. And you're just all you're trying to do is keep it a nothing. But you just want to like, just make sure that they totally understand where you're coming from, that everything's okay, and then they start to get annoyed, so then you have to start having a conversation about about the new annoyance that you've created by you just trying to clarify things,

and then it's just all shit. Well, saying that it's an Eileen move is totally accurate. I mean, that's the best way I've heard, heard, described, because it is totally Eileen, and I didn't notice that until you said it Because but I I mean honestly, I mean that's the devil I knew you know what I mean the Teddy's not a devil like she's not Which makes me yeah, I'd rather a devil now Teddy has been on the upswing and now like you know Megan McCain went on to Danny Pellegrino's podcast like talk shit about Teddy

I mean she already had talk shit, but she talked shit again, because well, so Megan had talked shit about Teddy. I think on the view or so on watch what happens. And then Teddy responded somewhere, perhaps even Danny's podcast because she was on that also. And then Megan was like on Danny's podcast. She was basically like, even her response is boring, like you got to bring it.

And that made like page six, it made E, it became a whole thing. So I think actually Megan McCain, like picking fights with Teddy, which is LOL. That actually might be helping Teddy because it's putting Teddy in the spotlight. And it's kind of making me, I don't think, I think I feel like Teddy is on the upswing. I think we're all kind of starting to like Teddy as this plucky kind of, I don't know, just trying to hang in there girl, you know. You fall into the housewives trap and whenever somebody becomes a victim, suddenly we all rally around them. What's wrong with that? Nothing. I'm just saying it's housewives trap.

My favorite. I love it. It happens to happen to everybody's housewives. Everyone's like, she sucks and then someone's mean to them and then everyone's like, I love her now. Yeah, but Lisa is smart. She recognized Teddy's Teddy was going to fall into trap early. So she already started piling up to her right from the right from the get go. Well, Lisa's track record with picking, picking allies. They all just get fired really. Well, who was her last big ally? Well, let's see. There was, um, who was her last big ally? Well, it's up in Brandy. There was Brandy Joyce. Um, we Joyce. Uh, she wasn't, she didn't really

like Carlton, I guess that much. Well, Rina was her, Rina was one of her's, then, then she, not that it's, I mean, Rina turned it and Rina turned that. Rina was a little bit, Rina was a little bit, but then she got, she got claimed by Yolanda, and now they have a funny relationship. Kyle is kind of her lackey now, but I think that she sees potential in Tatti. She knows. She saw the victim coming. Speaking of Lisa Vanderpump, we then go to her getting her makeup done because it's the day of the premiere of the Ulan movie. And so she's getting her makeup done.

And so, and Pikachu has just recently died. Last episode, Pikachu was sick, and Pink Dog had died. And now Pikachu has died. So, to read calls of Lisa Vanderpump, because to read is still trying to get back into Lisa's good graces. And she's like, Lisa, I'm just calling to say, I'm so sorry about Pikachu. I think it's so sad.

No, of course, of course, you have to go through so much because Pikachu has died. And that's a hard dude to feel about. I don't want to talk about either. I feel sick. Sick about Pikachu dying. I feel so sick about Pikachu dying. It's a lot to take in and want to be a dog dying and then there was that other dog first pink dog

and now Pikachu two dogs dying in a row that you love like two children who died in your arms and there was nothing you could do about I feel sick about Alisa. The way you were critling, traitling that poor baby in your arms Lisa watching because you died. It's life, life leaving the body forever, never going to say another word. You've had to do anything about it. I mean maybe you could have done something about it Lisa. Maybe. I mean, it's just like a pile like you like you've put some water on a wet. She's just like a puddle on the floor like I mean I don't need to mention anymore. I know that they're just like children to you guys. I don't mean just I don't need to rap

Lisa, why just sound like that. Lisa just hangs up on her Lisa, why are you telling me if I'd like to make another call? I should do something else. Lisa. Doreep. He's hang up and trying it. Why do you say that Lisa? It's like when your baby's dying. Oh my god Doreep. Lisa's like, please stop. Oh god. So Doree is in the factory in the next scene.

And yeah, Beverly Beach headquarters. And the guys like, okay, because you know, Doree at Doree's ass is late as usual, like in every other scene. So they're like, let's just start shooting without her. So all of her people in the factory, they're like, we need to consolidate colors. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Consolidate the colors. So, Emily, I was trying to get my fan-a-packed. Just evenly sent to you. Guys, I will say this, guys, my second defensive to read for the episode after the T-POT scandal, the T-POT Dome scandal. T-POT Doreet scandal is, you know, when Doreet was,

when she did finally get there and then she was looking at the bathing suits and critiquing them and giving her notes, et cetera, I actually did feel like she seemed to be talking with proficiency and knowledge. Like, she seemed like she knew what she was talking about. Of course, I don't know anything about fashion, so maybe she didn't. But it sounded like she actually, she seemed like she did seem like she was talking about something in her real house, because we've seen other people like when Nini had a fashion line, remember, years ago, you know, or anyone is like, oh, yeah, I'm a fashion designer now. And usually at someone

else saying, here's what we want to do. And they go, uh-huh, oh, I like that. I like that. Can we back, can we add a thing to that? I like that. She was like, really, like, okay, we need to be caught around here. We need piping here. So I'm gonna get her some credit there. Well, it might go up the butts if we have some strong walkers. And before you know it, it's gonna be a Beverly Leth-Hongs.

And she's like, now, guys, I know that we only have two weeks before a fashion show, but I have to go away for a week to go to Berlin, but I swear that once I get back, guys, I'm going to work my little beaver off. And by beaver, I mean, my other, my other swimsuit called the beaver. That's what's the name, the Erika Lahn. Yeah, there is a little scandal happening because she named all the bathing suits after her cast members except for Teddy. And who's the other one that she didn't name it after?

Um, I don't know. It was someone else like a friend of, is there a friend of this season? Someone said, what is that Beverly Betch? I don't need a baby. Oh, Camille. Camille's like, that's right. I don't need a bathing, Sydney, after me. Beverly Betch.

Not a VH. I don't need a bathing sit named after me. Beverage. Not a beach. I have one. I have a bathing suit. It's called. Muah. Um, I don't know if you're a Beverly Beach bathing suit compared to my fris or swag bathing suit. Muah.

So um, it's just like, it's just all made out of back hair. It's just like the Seattle skyline. So um, it's just, it's like God does. It's just like the Seattle skyline. So it's like God does not give you more than you can handle. For instance, God wouldn't give you Rosanna champagne flute ever. I love that God's just giving her trips to Berlin in a swimsuit line. I love when people take religion to that extreme. God wouldn't give you what's your contender? And that's a free trip to the user. So now we go to the Los Angeles Awareness Film Festival. And if you look at if you make that an acronym, LAAFF laugh. Doesn't quite work. Wait, what is it called again? The Los

Angeles Awareness Film Festival. I mean, that sounds like the most Tumblr-inspired film festival I've ever heard of. It's like every movie is a trigger. Like, that's the only thing that's so it's festival. I was dying at that lady who's like, welcome to the Awareness Festival.

Welcome to Laugh. They're gonna cry. That is hilarious. I didn't put it all together like that. Laugh. Literally spells laugh. And it's a film festival about things that will make you cry. Well, you know, you know, or it's a film festival. You laugh until you cry.

Well, also Los Angeles Awareness Film Festival sounds like a film festival to raise awareness to Los Angeles. Yeah, it's just like city that's like really cool. Oh, in California, like you should come visit sometime. I'm on the tourism board there also. Rob totally has a house here. Media. She's like, hi, I'm here for the law festival.

I'm media. Ha, ha, ha, ha. This is my entrance in the awareness festival for last. Ha, ha, ha, ha. No, we don't need you to laugh. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, we don't need you to laugh. Hi, I'm Shana Marie here for the Shana Maria media awareness that's all known as smath. Tom's like, I used to be that bad, bro. So, really, it's like,

of course, Dorit's going gonna be late to the film festival. They all start gathering from this and Doreet is on the red carpet, you know, outside everyone's worried she's gonna be late. And you just see PK watching her from the side on the red carpet. I don't know why I wrote that down, but it was a funny shot. Well he was smoldering with rage because he wanted to get to the concessions to hand. Doreet. Doreet, I have to get to my raisinets, Dread. Oh, raisinets! That's a different movie, darling! That's a totally different film! What happened to raisinets?

That's the Hebbliner at laugh. In 2007, the last remaining raisinets flat was closed down into the horsey cage. Oh, I miss I'm enjoy. Sometimes you feel like a nut and sometimes you don't. I'm enjoy hot frisbee's. Mounds didn't. Pick a just say to home enjoy. No, we can't now. Not at the YouTube film festival.

This is about everything that that's about. No. I mean it is sad that Lisa's named her so many of her dogs after edible things this film is about not eating dogs She's aimed only one dog about something edible We've just asked Although I guess pink dog oh You're right. It's not that part of move from big red. I Have pink dog. Oh, you're right. It's not that far removed from big red. I Have a dog named extra And jicklet

She's just going for thinner and thinner dog. She's like moving away from the high-calorie things She's like all bit my dog all bit Sprite little thing it. They're unsprightly little thing. Banzuka Joe. When she said the awareness film festival jiggie on and I was like, yes, yes, jiggie. Like truly the worst film festival Los Angeles awareness film festival. So there's a city there and we could stop popcorn during this. They're like, welcome to you in the saddest movie you'll ever see him to be like, oh, that love, I wrote that down to you. She's like, oh,

guys, I'm deviant wear a popcorn right now. And then I was like, I don't want a salad patch. Like you guys know what you're about to watch, right? And because like, Hey, ladies, it tastes amazing when he mixed the South patch kids with a popcorn you ever try that ladies we just saw every movie that Doreen PK have seen together she's like PK you ate all the sour patches oh it's all right I still got a Snickers yeah I ate the Snickers too PK at least the van from I'm no. Everyone of those salad patches are like kids to me.

Get it. Oh my God. So then John, who gets a lot of credit for putting this all together and the dog store and the restaurant's like, that is a do it. That's a Swiss knife of queens, this John guy. That is a good, that is a good gay right there. Yeah, that is a good gay.

He runs your business and he created a movie. Yeah, for you. Yes, and he's like, I saved a dog. Yeah, it was in the car with me. I saved a dog. It was in the car with me. So, so we hear the narration at the beginning of the movie. It's Lisa being like saying something like,

dogs are man's best friend We should be as good to them as they are to us Unfortunately, not everyone agrees and then we're gonna just go oh no They twist When they said this movie everybody's just like oh my god like everybody's just yeah, everyone's like whizzing Disturbing oh my god, it's terrible. It's terrible. I saved a dog in a car with me.

And then I have to be going, no, that's what you call fast food. So bad. Sorry. But this is, but the editors, editors are still being funny because we see they cut to every single house

while I have like, wincing, turning away, like one, turning to the left, turning to the right, turning down, and then they cut to Harrison, turning away, like, turning to the left, turning to the right, turning down, and then they cut to Harrison, turning down, like, turning away also. Like, even Harrison's like,

no, I can't. I'm like, you guys, you editors are being shady right now. Why would you be a mockery? It's like, well, they're writing a cow to McDonald's. Like, who does that? But it was just funny because they're all having visceral reactions, and they cut to Harrison as if he's also having a visceral reaction.

It's like, a visceral reaction. That's a great aside again. I'm with Jiggy on this one. And then there's the, well, yeah, I mean, I'm sure I wouldn't be able to look at it either because I'm sure it's disgusting, all the stuff you have to see. But then there's like this moment in the documentary, release he goes, they actually believe it enhances sexual prowess.

Where fuck off! Take that biographer for that. Everyone's like... Everyone's applauding for Niagara. I mean, it is LA. The sound runs on Niagara, okay. PK is like crying. I know the feeling. Like finally we get a motion out of PK. It's over for a Niagara. It's like what a beautiful film you did babe about vagra. It was wonderful babe Hey babe, I brought some hush puppies. I don't want a hush puppy. No, no you're room. No, the room If you want to change dog meat farms or factories just send pk in there he'll ruin everything He'll be like all right to reach that or at least have ended pump sat of 10 now

We're gonna change this dog factory of affordable dogs for everywhere. It's like, I have no pique! You're ruined it. So then after the party, um, I mean after the after the after the movie, there's like an after party and Teddy goes up to Lisa and congratulates her and Lisa's like, Thanks Teddy, for being a friend. You're my favorite now congratulations Quick do you know about Nanny gay? Oh God, I forgot that that's even in this episode. Oh, yeah, I know cuz we're not gonna get there for another hour

Everybody put on your seatbelt. I like the Eric and Renek come out to Van and pump and she's like that was hard yeah yeah it was hot yeah it was tough yeah hard to come oh this part of it was nice and slow the second part was nice and rough this is a song we call proud Ulan uh no Ericka come down You Lynn no Erica come down So Vanderpromp's like oh thanks to all my friends for coming even rena So let me see here. I'm going to know because we do not need every single line in the scene Okay, so anyway, what maybe we do maybe we do so here's what happens next here's what happens next So they're all sitting around drinking and Teddy is next to her to read and Teddy's like, to read. I just want to say, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I just want to say I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Oh, Teddy, Teddy, Teddy, Teddy bear. See, I can call you Teddy bear, because that means I'm above you. Like Lisa van der Bum. Mm-hmm. That's all I needed. All I needed.

What's the story? And now I can move on and have a good time. I'm like, she's sent she's sorry like 97 times you got a love alcohol because alcohol makes everything okay. Yeah, and so Erica's like hey Telly bear so When we're in I arranged a horse ride for you And that's cool right and she's like yeah, that's pretty cool. I want to ride an old nag at least is like Erica wants to wants an old nag to ride Clearly she has a tie

Well, my beating in Berlin got moved out leg. I'll figure My not existing meeting God move to not exist in place in our We've decided instead of having an Erica Jade wetzel pret in Berlin. We're gonna have an Eric a day what's so pretzel in L.I. So I was talking to Mikey that turns out if you want German chocolate cake you don't have to go all with a Berlin for it. I was looking to go anyway. Okay sorry for the snort. Okay so then we go into Eric's closet later. Yeah. Mikey's like oh my god.

Yeah, so look at all these clothes trying to make sense of these clothes. I'm like, that's it. Yeah, they pull out like a latex number. Like it's going to be some loob. It's about like a little. We made some loob for this. And he's like, I'm Chuck Gunnoyl. Gunnoyl. Gunnoyl.

Aaron, he's like, well, you mean that you smell like a dick to do what I do. I'm Chuck, gun oil. Gun oil. Gun oil. Er, any of the people's things in my chair. I like a dick to do a baddo. Sounds like that. Okay. So then Doreet is on a little, I wrote Doreet little couch and she's like, I'm not feeling myself. Like I'm coming down with the flu. On top of being sick and going to Berlin and doing everything

God is piling on top of me. I've been working through home and that's right and onto other people's designs. I've been working on the weekend. Guys, I feel sick. I'm like, I'm so huge right now. I don't know why I feel so huge. You're on a tiny couch. Oh.

Um, so she feels sick. I actually feel bad for her because that sucks. Oh my God. You have to fly across the world and you feel sick. I actually not even to Rediserves that and Lisa meanwhile is saying how she's excited because she has not been to Berlin, but she's heard so many stories about Berlin from her grandma, Nanny K, who is a nurse in World War 2 and who is in Berlin. This is important because Nanny K a nurse in World War II and who is in Berlin. This is important because Nani K winds up being a very important character in the rest of this episode. Yes. By the way, I heard that you can get some really good deals

at Nani K. Like you can get like a really nice, portable top. You ever been to Nani K before? No, is that a real place? No. Oh, I just think it sounds like a TJ Maxx. A TJ Maxx, it's like the new roster. Nani K dress Phyllis. Where you can buy map. It's like the new roster. Nanike address for this.

Well, you can. There's no reason to pay designer prices when you could just go to didn't it. Danny K and get the same look for 50% less. Kyle would know what that is though. Yeah, Kyle's been to Nanike. She knows. I would love you know.

And any case, the place that I want to go to all the time, like, I got want to go to Nanike. I bet I could get like, I actually do need a new frying pan for real. And I bet I could find one I actually do need a new frying pan for real and I bet I could find one at Nany Kay Nany Kay So I love that Vanderfamp has at least one yearly scene where she's asking Rosio to help her pack and I just always feel so bad for Rosio Because Vanderpump she's like look at this coat look at this hat looky looky Rosio look at this for a look at these shoes

Look at this what do at these shoes. Look at this. What do you call it? A fork. I just want to be part of that Berlin world. It's just like having your cleaning lady standing in the middle of all these jewels and being like, look at me. Look at all these gold piles and Russia goes. Wow. Russia is basically the person in that Disney cartoon. There's always a Disney cartoon or some cartoon where there's someone rummaging through a closet and things are flying out the closet and they're all landing in Russia's hands and they're just getting taller and taller and taller. And all you see is her feet and she's walking around with this tall pile of things

until she finally falls over into a heap and poked her head at the top. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. You know what I'm talking about? Yes. I'm doing the sound effects. They're like, it's kind of tough. And there's like a violin thing.

She falls over and the violin's like, wow. So they're all on their way to the airport and Rin is like, Thanks, driver. Do I know any German guys? Flubin, demon, Tuben, Labin? She did it again where she was kind of doing the imitation that we do of her. And then I remembered that's her that we're imitating stupid. Yeah, yeah, she's the original Rina. Yeah, Rina brought that joke originally. So, you know, quite a word, credit.

Sadly, Camille was not able. Sadly, Camille was not able to go to Berlin, but I just tend to think that like, Doreet's like Camille, he has your ticket to Berlin, enjoy and it's cut to like Camille at Luan's home in Berlin, Connecticut I mean like where are the other girls? I'm here I got to tickets. It's in the CS action So Crown, I don't know they all start talking. They're German, which is funny and Vanderpump's like I think I don't know, they all start talking their German, which is funny. And Vanderpump's like, I don't know any German whatsoever, except sports and

dutch and dutch. And she actually knows some. Well, she said, spreck and z-doich, which means do you speak German? But the thing is that I just thought it was, the reason why I said it is ignorant was because it was like their impersonation of German, it was out of nothing like it. They're like, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. Like we all know that is the standard, so sweetish noise you make. German, it's how to nothing like it. They're like, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do not you could do good. Not even one person said, nine. Yeah. But I guess that's bad like to say mine when you're in Beverly Hills. You're supposed to be like the size two.

They're just like, never say nine. It's like everyone's nightmare. So they land in Berlin and they all have a huge number of bags except for Teddy because she keeps it real and Doreet's like, I got violently ill on the plane. I was straddling a toilet. I was like, PK, I'm so glad you're here and then I threw up onto him. And then it turns out it wasn't PK. It was just just some terrible shruf waffle pile from the morning flight. Oh my God. These flights that they had where they can put a wall up, they can just pull a wall up for cracking me up because Doreet comes and she's sitting on top of Vanderpump and Carl's like hey guys, don't do that

I need attention and then they just pull up the window and Carl doesn't laugh. She's like that was not funny So that was not funny. I was just about to tell them about Hamilton Fine, I guess you won't find out how it ends. She's putting her mouth up to the door like the window I just want to. I just want to be on the other side of the partition when it happens partition when it happens. Okay, I'm getting past the bags off the bus. Okay, they get they get to the hotel. And of course, from this like, hi, hi, hello hotel. Hi, hi, hi, I'm Erica. Erica actually said, I thought she was kidding, because she's like, well, girls, I get the presidential suite. And then she goes to the

presidential suite. Yeah, I like that. I'm when to read walks into the Waldorf Astoria, the, you The you know the the the the Bell man's like, hello, welcome to the world office story. She's like, thank you. Thank you. She just looks so so sad and rumpled. I mean, that sucks. Oh my God. She was throwing up on an airplane like like violent violent nausea. She had like, she was straddling an airport lab. That sucks for her. And also the poor people who were working on that plane. Oh my God.

That sucks. Yeah. So anyway, they go. So Erica goes up to the presidential suite, which is gorgeous. It's so refined and German and you know, severe. I loved it. Um, and Kyle has like, Kyle goes, Kyle's in the ambassador suite, which is also nice. Erica's suite has a panic room, which, severe, I loved it. And Kyle goes, Kyle's in the ambassador suite,

which is also nice. Erica's suite has a panic room, which will probably be used next time to re-shows up. Erica! It's like panic room. Let me in, Erica! Oh, I'm not gonna bill it. I like the Erica had a view of elephants too.

I was served here. I was like, that smells like, that's a pretty view, but don't go under the balcony. I was like, that smells like that's a pretty view, but don't go under the balcony. She's like happy. She's like, um, I was sick of looking at the elephant and then a voice and Simon said, pivot, and now looking at the Alexander Blots. So. Yes, I've been to Berlin. I'm going to mention Berlin landmarks. That's right. Do it. I'm ignorant mention Berlin landmarks. That's right. I'm ignorant so I'm just gonna sit here quietly. That's an East June the East balloon. They're currently singing the West balloon you can tell because they're Don Pivitts in Berlin on Fanch. So afterwards we're gonna go to the car to the awesome clothes. Follow me out before they wind up in that

okay. So the reason I love to be prepared. I know I have the flu but no because they're coughing it really was like. And it's like she's faking it. Well, it turns out she wasn't faking it, but she doesn't have to flu. It's like she doesn't know what symptom

she's supposed to be giving us. Because she's like, Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. I think that is the fakes cough I've ever seen. And the doctor comes over and he's like, hello, I'm here for you. And she's like,

Dr. Ha ha ha ha. She's like, I went to the plane and here's what to talk. Zitramax, Strupp waffle, tamatli, and teetus. And he's like Flallet it over, I'm not a wolf. And he's like, you took it all together, you stupid. She's like, And he's like, you took it all together, you stupid. And she's like, whoa. He, he, he levels such a withering German glare at her. When she says she took Tammy Flue and Zitramax,

he just lowers his chin, tilts his head, and just stares at her. Like, you'll stupid American. Yeah. That's all you're doing here. I'm not going to do it right now. Yeah, it's like, you're a moron. She's like, what are you doing? What do you think, Swahwaist and Matam? Yameena, when you're doing here. I'm not country right now. Yeah, it's like you're a moron. She's like, what do you think for wasting my time? Yomina, when you think German PK?

He looked like a thin PK to me. Yeah, so basically she makes her meds, which is why she was throwing up so much. And she's just basic. She's just sick. She's sick, but she's not. There's no she shouldn't have nausea. She just has a cold. And now she can stop with that cough. So then we go to, then we go to the thing. But did she actually have a cold and now she can stop with that cough So then we go to Did she actually have a cold to you? No, I mean she was sick, but she she mixed her meds and that made her throw up a lot Right, so I mean she I mean she looks for real sick and she sounds sick So she's like So then we go to Teddy who's doing Teddy time with that one. Hmm. That's what I call my face time. Teddy time

We only do it over Teddy time with that one. Hmm. That's what I call my face time. Teddy time. Teddy time. We only do it over mobile. We don't even use Wi-Fi for this. It's like really slow. Yeah. I'm Teddy. I'm Teddy. I'm Teddy.

So are you driving right now doing FaceTime? Pull over. And he's like, I just wrote, I wrote that for two lines. Yeah, it was like whatever. It's like, well, Edwin's clearly not taking the kids to band class and then trampoline camp and then trampoline band class. Those kids are the babysitters and we all know it. Edwin was like, fuck this.

You're going to your grandma's house. So now it's time for a van der Trump and Doreet to FaceTime. And she's like, well, at least you're not really sick, Doreet D. And Doreet's like, well, I'm jealous you're gonna get drinks with the girls. I'm very serious. I'm not right now. And she's like, oh, that does sound bad.

Maybe she called to talk to back. NOOOOO! FAMILESA! Is that a sexual maneuver? I would only do that one time a year with GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-GEN-G Wait, you fear missing out on what I'm doing? Doreet goes to the top. She's back. She's in it. She's in it. Doreet, Doreet, oh Does Lisa is that a pet name for me? It certainly is Although to be fair we already have a poodle named Dorito, but that's okay because you're pretty much like a poodle Scruffy and annoying and all that touch have a feeling it's not gonna, but that's okay because you're pretty much like a poodle. Scruffy and annoying

and all that touch. I have a feeling it's not going to end well for either of you. So there's that. Over at cocktails. I put Teddy apparel spritz. Why did I write that? No, because they go this way. As I swanky bar time. So Lisa Vanderpump puts on her swankiest pussy bow, you know, and Philly's sleeves. And they go in there and there, there's a whole thing about like, who wants Naparol's spritz? I'll have an apparol spritz.

That sounds good. I'll have what's Naparol. It's like orange with a little, it's champagne with little orange stuff in it. Apparol spritz. Oh, but now which glass are you gonna use? Now there's a real twist. So they're ordering drinks and it's like, where's Erica?

And the music's like, da da da da da da da. It's Erica and with Mikey. Oh. It's like, ah, so's the perfect jacket for this look. She's like, oh my god, she's old school. It's like, right? You know what I want to do? Tomorrow night, I want to have a dinner

party in this suite. So you don't have to do it. I'm called the hotel right now. Hello, Walter and or Astoria. I'd like to have a dinner party. I'm like, yeah, we could definitely do that. Great. What time? 8 o'clock. How many people? Six. Great. Bye. Bye. Hell that like a boss. I'm like, you basically just called for him to be service. Don't think I have to tell all the girls and I knew what you name was Marie Because I listen One of the seven so does I listen Marie. I listen listen Whatever be on that thing That's my no-ballam. Hey, my reat.

Listen. Is that working Mikey? Yes! I'm working. Great, never want to do the top elbow or a dick part. So, back down at the bar, Lisa van from psych. Rina, Rina, you've changed. Much like Skittle has recently so sad. You're like a rainbow of grey. What has happened to you?

And Rymna said- You're like extra virgin olive oil. The dog, not the condiment. Rymna said, we're not going on a boat army. Bo-Choke! And Vanderpump said, I quite enjoyed being on the boat with you. When they were all like slamming her into the ground. And she's like, come on, you got slapped in Amsterdam. Then we got like another boat montage and a brandy clip. Always good. Always good. And then she goes, yeah,

but you don't want to hit me right? She's like I do Yeah, so basically Lisa tells A van der Pum tells Rina that she's quieter now and it doesn't engage with people as much in the same way and Doesn't feel like Lisa's as invested in the group and Rina's basically like Oh, maybe I just don't want to do your journey work Oh, no, I actually not as invested. I really don't get my girls anymore. Sorry Well, she says and In Lisa Vanderpump language. What does that mean less engaged? Is it pretty humor a jab?

Not willing to do a dirty work. I mean no, it means you show up to like two days of shooting for the entire year and you're quiet Happening. Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to make this Vanderpump's being so evil to you because that can't the case can be made for that and also Let's like stop blaming all of your past problems as you doing Vanderpump sturdy work. Yeah, silly. Is clearly Rina just sort of want to take a backseat the season She's like I've sort of the shit for three seasons in a row. I'm just gonna take I'm just gonna chill out the season But I'm hoping she comes back next year because I love when Rina throws up some shit. That's my favorite. Well, she's still being ridden in the talking heads. Just not in person. Yeah. I've decided I'm just gonna stay myself when no one can hear me. And tell the reunion when it's time to get my

contract renewed. So see you there. So So Erica joins the group and then they start talking about sleeping naked for some reason. They're all talking about it and this winds up being a very strange transition into the big argument of the climactic argument of the episode because they're talking about sleeping naked and Lisa van der Poem is like, I sleep in the nude until the great earthquake of 94. I remember Nanny K was staying with me. She was like, this is worse than the blitz. I think I was like, who's Nanny Kay? Dun dun dun dun dun dun.

She's like, who's T.J. Max? And why were you staying in Freilin's basement? What is going on here? She's like, oh, we're talking about, uh, white Christmas, huh? No, that's Danny K that Nanny K. That's why are you eating that that's special K our first dog. Oh I get it because every kiss begins with K. No Kyle not K. Jules NANI-KAY! Flight of the NANI-KAY? NO! NANI-KAY! So Vanderpump of course has the traditional Vanderpump reaction which is how can she not remember NANI-KAY?

I've discussed NANI-Kay multiple times. It's the most important person in my life. Wouldn't your best friend know who Nany Kay will Oh my god. Okay. Calm down over there, lady. It's Kyle you're talking about. All she hears is agency agency agency agency. I didn't steal anybody's house agency American woman. Okay. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I I feel like this moment with Kyle not remembering who Nany Kay is.

I feel like this is like when the FBI who Nanny K is I feel like this is like When the FBI decided to reinvestigate Hillary's emails right before the election It's like Kyle was just about to secure just about to secure it and at the last second she makes this Nanny Kair and now she's tumbling out of the rankings to reads coming up Kyle's going down and Teddy's the dark horse Teddy's just homies faults Teddy has time. Comey has to come out in the in the end. He's like, I'm sorry to every side. I'm sorry to both sides. Like here's our special guest. James

coming. He's like, uh, sorry. My fault. Oh my goodness. So, um, he's a big truck outside. Do you hear that? It's the moving truck coming to get Kyle. Move it down to another another another story on my tote bowl. Kyle there's been a delivery of memories of me mentioning Nanne K congratulations. Kyle don't you remember I'm mentioning Nanne K every single day. Remember why don't you even

have my film festival at Lath.'s called the road to you Lynn remembering Nanny K. So I tend to remember turning the earthquake and crowd's like where'd you live? And she's like, do hee me! We lost the restaurant and it was totally kind of you didn't remember that either. And then Erica jumps in she's like, oh yeah restaurant in the mall, wasn't it in the mall? And she's like, oh Erica you have a good memory. in the mall and she's like, oh, Erica, you have a good memory. Bam, my little Erica, Bam. I see. You're paying attention.

And Kyle, Kyle courses herself, no, like at this point, Kyle should be like, just, just go with it, Kyle. And she's like, what restaurant in the mall? And he's just like, it was called the gourmet pasta pizza or something like that. And Erica just piles on. She's like, it was in the Sherman Oaks, but I met the bone Sherman Oaks, so yeah, I remember. I listen when people talk.

I'm really do. Hashtag 9K, Hashtag, Barra's Pizza. Rye, I'm a man. I'm an every man out, Rye. Now, in my mind, I'm like, band out, right? Now, in my mind, I'm like, I don't remember at least I ever mentioning Nanny K, but then they show this hilarious montage

of Lisa saying the words Nanny K directly to Kyle's face several times and Kyle be like, ha ha ha ha ha ha, like smile cause Kyle's like, I've never heard Nanny K before, at least it being like, oh, my Nanny K is coming over. I miss Nanny K. Nanny K was the best. I've never learned so much as when I've learned from Nanny K before, at least it being like, oh, my Nanny K is coming over. I miss Nanny K. Nanny K was the best. I've never learned so much as when I've learned from Nanny K. And he's like, huh, huh, huh, huh.

And then Eric is like, well, I've listed the people with the talk, really do. And I was cracking up because Eric has said in my interview with Ryan Moylan that she writes every single thing down. And I just thought it was hilarious that you know, Eric has got this shit on every note. She's like, I mean, the most people one time I have my camera.

I'm about to have a lot of dogs. Stupid cow. So Lisa's the Lisa starts grilling Kyle about an any. Like, do you really not remember? And then he came up to me. Just so many times she's so important to me. Do you really not remember and cast like, no, no, of course I remember. She's like, she was like important.

She was like a very tall short, short woman with, you know, very slender fat, fat, she was fat, but looks slender, but she was fat. She had that deep, high, high voice. Yeah, no, I remember her perfectly. She'd drive her around that pink convertible and gave makeup to me. That was Mary Kay Kyle.

Oh. She slept with the student. That was Mary Kay Kyle. She slept with the student that was Mary Kay the journal cause. And Rina and her fun gets more and more mad. When Rina is just shaking her head like fucking Vanderpump, which is cracking me up. And then founder pumps like it's fine, fine. And Eric is like, you're not bad. She didn't know who made a case. Oh yeah.

You're not mad that she doesn't listen to you, are ya? Are ya? I listen when people talk, see there? That's real friend, Chimp. No bullshit, try it. Lisa's like, so where are we going to next? I want to get a cab and ride with Erica. The real friend in all this, Erica. Yeah.

Fun me. This is so Beverly Hills this fight and I cannot wait to watch it for the next 10 weeks. Oh, it's so good. So hilarious. We don't have any crappin' spotlight this week. So I guess that means we're just here at the end. At the end of the episode, huh?

We're done! I'm gonna go study all my NNK notes to make sure I don't fall into fall onto the bad side of the Savannah Pump. And the meantime, let's wrap it up. We sure love you everybody. Thanks so much for listening, to get tickets for Irvine, and everywhere else we're going this year, just go to watchwithcrapins.com. and we'll talk to you next time. Bye everyone. Bye. Hey, prime members. You can listen to watcher Crappens Add Free on Amazon Music, download the Amazon Music app today. Or you can listen Add Free with Wondry Plus in Apple Podcasts before you go tell us about

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