Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: The Straw That Broke The Camille's Back - Live from Cleveland!

Episode Date: July 26, 2019

Part two of the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" reunion brings more rocks and more glass houses. Luckily we have Season One Camille to throw a spanner in the works. Check out our recap, live from Cleveland, OH! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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court over there, and a thing called thirsty dog. It's exciting. Hi you guys, I'm so excited to be here. Yes. Thank you so much for having us. Thank you guys. You're a beautiful place, Cleveland. My God.

So I'd like to apologize to Cleveland because we're on diets and I've been a huge bitch to this town, okay. There is so much good food here everywhere I go. I smell like baking things. Like fuck you, fuck you. I had like a life transforming steak last night. It was so good.

I had no idea that like Cleveland was such an amazing steak town. It was awesome. Everyone's like, yeah, steak. You're an amazing everything town. We're staying downtown and there's a lot of like weird people there. Like I guess like every downtown, you're everything, we're staying downtown, and there's a lot of weird people there, like I guess every downtown, you know? But I'm surprised because you guys are even nice when you're crazy.

You know, it's like, can you hear me or money, please? Yeah, but I'm so bitchy, this guy's like, hey guys, and I was like, do not engage. Of course Ben's like, how are you doing? I'm telling you. They know my music. They know me. And he's like, I've got a mixed tape. And I was like, no. And Ben's like, no, thank you.

I'm like, fuck your mixed tape. Fuck you. Fuck your mixed tape. But everyone was so nice. Because then a lady right after that comes up and she was like, Clue, she was like, oh, hi. I just got off the hospital. I was warning her.

We're like, no. Yeah, I was like, no. And then we went into this restaurant and she's like here would you sit at this table and it was one of those like community tables with Stolt, hi jiggy, community table with Stools and I was like do you have a table because look my butt crack okay even they see it and they're like not even behind me okay my butt crack is all in cut the sex panoramic. So it's like an avatable shake. Those are really

for like rads or a major so it's like in good physics. It's panoramic. So it's like an avatable shit. Those are really for like, rads or a major. So it's like, no, we're leaving. Actually what she specifically said was, well, do you mind sitting at a beer barrel? We're like, a beer barrel. Get the fuck out of here. And I felt really bad, you know, because I should be nicer to leave them,

like, leave them so lovely to me. And then I realized my problem, I'm starving. Yeah. Because in our hotel room, there were M&Ms. And it's like, it's a fucking stalker right in my room. And it's like, what am I going to do? They're right there staring at me. Like, you can't even run, you know?

Like, my lifetime movie is just M&Ms staring at me from the bad. I was like, Ron and I are fulfilling our gay duties to be officially on diets at the same time. So we're like, especially arranged right now, but it's perfect, because we're talking about real house, that's a Beverly Hills. So, like, what better way to channel our anger?

The anorexia episode. This is my... Let's talk about anorexia for an hour. So you guys, welcome to Watch Our Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Broadway that we just love to watch our crap and the podcast about all that crap on bravo that we just love to watch You know today is July 25th, which is not only my brother's birthday, but it is actually officially Christmas in July, right? I saw they were giving out like Santa hats downstairs. I Guess I was the only one who saw that

But you know in honor of Christmas in July, we brought some very special Bravo guests here to give you a very special Christmas Carol. So mad at Christmas music, and he won't stop. Now I was like, I'm Christmas music. So back there's like, I've been torturing Ronnie with a stupid piece of Jingle Bell's karaoke. I'm Christmas music. So back there is like don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don don don don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don don't don't don't don't don't don I don't know. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

And then I said, listen, Santa. OK. Don't call me in here. I just got that chimney cleaned. Here you come down. Trying to take my cookies. Get the fuck out of my house, Santa. How about that?

OK. So, Jingoyah, Jingoyot, Drone all the way. Oh, what fun it is to be. I'm like a beret, right everyone. Tom Tom Tom. I'm like a beret. So happy half birthday, Jesus. Happy birthday.

Hey. So let's start with the take down of Teddy, because that is all I need for Christmas. The true Christmas gift of all, right? That's the true Christmas gift. I was furious watching this episode. My blood was boiling at the hypocrisy. Hypocrisy at its finest. Just a hypocrisy at its finest.

Wait, I think we have to find out. We need to read, read the room. So who year is team LVP? And who year is team everyone else is totally fine. It's OK. OK. Whoa, you lose. We're like, we're going to be totally mature about it.

Well, whoever's team you're on, nobody is team Teddy, am I right? Who's team Teddy? I know that was kind of leading the question, leading the audience, but... I'll tell you who's team I'm on, team Camille. I don't care. I don't care that I am happy to welcome back season one Camille. It's exactly what I need right now in life. Camille, making not standing for women popular again. Somehow, somehow.

So the episode opens up, where it left off last week, which is talking about how Teddy is playing. It's like a queen of accountability. It's like a lot of. where it left off last week, which is talking about how Teddy is playing. It's like a lot of. Yeah. Yeah. Actually, I thought Andy was pretty good this reunion about calling a lot of the women on their shit.

I thought he was sort of like, yeah, polite applause for Andy, I support that. Credit goes with credit is due. Now, you shouldn't say credit around this cast. Because they'll take it. Okay. If Capital One goes out of business, it's this cast. This cast, I'll be ensued. I know. So Andy is like, we'll get to that.

Teddy, you're the queen of accountability, so to speak. So what's up with all the lying? And she's like, I'm taking accountability for it right now. Hi, I'm Joanne. Wait, that's a lie. Also, Teddy, you're Teddy. Joanne. And the reeds like, Will it vendor pump dogs?

Will Lisa was saying, No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I thought to myself, it's not your conscience. and I don't want to do this to do it. It was I don't want to be the only one to do this to do it. And that's what hurt me. That's what hurt me. I've shut up, Doreen. It was bad enough that I had to spend all night worrying about if PK would come down with diabetes one two three and four

And now this And Teddy does that thing where she's just gonna start lying again, so she just starts using her hands Which I love if she's like such a child with a manly voice, you know, she's like well I'm sorry, but prior to this year, prior to this year, like here's this year and here's us prior, we didn't have a friendship. What the fuck kind of difference does that make liar me? I know. Like I can lie on you and be horrible if we don't have a friendship.

I don't have a friendship, but you, that girl's a slut and she stole my wallet. There. Yeah. Get free, I don't know her. I don't know her. And I'm not buying your mix tape either. So of course, to read is like, I would never do that to someone, never, oh bullshit, all you guys would do that to you guys if you had the chance, right?

So I wouldn't hurt somebody in a deliberate way like that. I'd give them to a friend to drive them to someplace to have them hurt them a little bit. So then Andy asked the question that is oddly enough on all our minds, which is like Teddy, if Lisa wasn't on this plan, why didn't you ever talk to Lisa to make sure basically that it was gonna go to plan?

And so she has this whole thing, she's like, well, because hi, I'm Teddy. And like, when the person who works for you, who idolizes you, and does everything for you, and is calling you and saying, Lisa's freaking out, and like, she can't get the reticle back. She wants to use her name. I just went along with it.

I'm like, what does that mean? What does that mean? I just can't believe, I'm sorry. I it. I'm like, what does that mean? What does that mean? I just can't believe I'm sorry I have a I am I am very ranty today because I just feel like she's all of this is because of John Blizzard, okay right and what sort of what sort of woman of a certain age or any person of a certain age is like on the phone hatching plans with Some 22-year-old kid is just trying to be on TV. Am I right, everyone? How well do you date where we live?

It's like literally all I do is try and hatch plans with 22 year olds. Ha ha. So then. I'm like fat and bold. I might be rich. Let's hatch a plan, Twink. One of the best parts about this too is we see the clip of Teddy Lying or Fucking Ass

Off and guess where in Erika's Chapel. That was the funniest thing. Erika of all people with her chapel in Pasadena and they're like sitting there all uncomfortable ly. Yeah. So then Andy is like, by the way, Dread, the viewers really felt that you actually really started this whole thing by not returning Lucy to Van Braum dogs in the first place. So, and then it just, and then it just cuts the Camille, like one of the best parts

about this episode is watching Camille's reactions to everything. She just goes like this. So upsetting. Wow. And there were so many Camille head moves in this. Because usually we get the shurak. That's like a Camille shurak. There were actually so many that I actually had to take pictures of them to put them in the recap to make sure people knew.

That's a whole page of Camille face. that I actually had to take pictures of them to put them in the recap. To make sure people knew. That's our whole page of Camille Fays. It goes on and on and on. Because I was like, there are so many Camille reactions. I have to make sure that like, I do each one properly. Sorry people listening at home. So to read, it's like, 100% dear Cindy. Oh, cinnamon and regrets.

I just wish I had brought the dog back to the shirter top. Uncom meal sack. I still don't understand for the life of me Why you didn't just return the dog back? Found a pop dog. And then she did like a full head roll shrug. Where she was saying, Shhh, and the shrug. It's like watching the wave at a stadium And then she did like a full head roll shrag where she is like

It's like watching the wave at a stadium, but just all going through her shoulders. It's all cameo Camille is like a hundred thousand poor people doing the wave in one little head No offense sports lovers It's rude right I told you. It's food. Yeah, basically, it's like, this was always at Lucy's best interests. I believe that she was going to a loving home that just so happened to have a space for Euthanasia. That's all. What were you supposed to tell Euthanasia that not allowed to have Euthanasia anymore? Not allowed to have youth in them anymore? No, I stand for the youth in Asia.

So Rin is like, Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh by. This is so exciting. We got the yacht! We got the yacht! Cruise is Cleveland.com. It's about Tom. I'm sorry. I interrupted you because the yacht went by. It's okay because that's like the attention span of O'Rinnah. That just happened right now.

It's like in the middle of the sentence, it's a huge boat just passes. And she's just like, it's a wig. It's the end of your recount. It's the SS-Oantant baby. So, Rina tries to save Derry because Derry's just lies over and over, but she says it and such like,

oh, kind of a way that we're like, all right, she's kind of crying, you know? But she says it and such like, oh! Kind of a way that we're like, all right, she's kind of crying, you know? So Rina jumps in and she's like, but you called Lisa the next day, remember? You called Lisa. We were too words to move me. I'm not moving.

And to read, because... Yes, I spoke with her within Trunhouse of giving the dog away. What, what are you two missing here? Yeah. Well, apparently Vanderbump dogs never did a follow-up visit, which is actually probably why Vanderbump was so mad because. The lie.

That is the lie. Well, they probably did show up, but the driver was so steep they couldn't get up at. Let's be honest. It's a little bit. I was laughing at myself. Oh, I was just making a good old fashioned drive-wazing. Yeah, because the story of, now listen, the story of

Vanderpump etch, you know I stand for Lisa, but John Blizzard and John Cesson both. I know some flaky queens right there. Both of them. They should be fired. Yeah, I don't necessarily believe them either, but they said that they did try to make home visits and treat them after her phone. So pretty good too. Well, that's possible.

You know, it's a little hard to get saw reception when you've got a head full of burets, blocking all the radio amps. So Andy's like, so what did you say to what Lisa Vanderpump when you called her and treats like, she was not only okay with it. She never once said to me, you cannot re-home a dog. You must bring her back to the center.

I was like, you already gave the dog away, okay? She was forgiving you for giving the dog away. And there's also a contract. Hello. So then Kyle is like, okay, I need to really clear something up, okay? This was not a kill shelter, okay? Every animal shelter has a facility

where they can euthanize, or as I like to call it, the real housewives of Beverly Hills is in 9-room. It's the doctor standing there like your housewives Korea is over. I'm Dr. Shelley. Dr. Shelley to. So Andy is like, huh. I keep doing this after Kyle says anything.

He's like, huh. So Teddy, it's striking to me that you went so far in the other direction in the Bahamas. And then we see the clip of Teddy going, I did nothing wrong. I am an honest person. Never once did I tell a lie. I never will you hear me tell a lie. And then it cuts back to Andy.

And he's like, remember when you said, you've never told a lie and you'll never tell a lie. God, I love my job. And then it just cuts to Camille doing like her chin of death. She's going like this. Mmm. String puppet Camille, she's like.

Mmm. It's pernicious. Bye, bye, bye. That's something in my mouth. It's disgusting. So then Teddy starts doing staccato talk. She's like, because at that point, I had already said to Dory, I had already said

that I am involved. And then Rennad just looks at the camera like she's in Golden Girls. You know how B. Arthur used to do that when she's just like. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and Doreet's like, I have a bad mom because, well, I could send him like Adelaide. She's like, remember when I told you, that I had called you eight Narts Assist, I said bad things about you as a mom, because that thing you did to your kid, I was like, wait, what?

Yeah, what? Doreet is just like getting all of her sins in there. And Doreet is like, actually, you never said any of that. And then we see a clip of Teddy not saying any of that. So she's lying again in a defense of Teddy not saying any of that so she's lying again in her defense of never lying. And Teddy goes, no you didn't say that. Holy State was, you had impure thoughts.

Pure thoughts, she's like an honest story. So Andy's like, so weren't you still lying? Like I don't get what's going on here. Not Mandy Cohen, okay? This is so good, this footage in the Bahamas. Like, I broke down literally every second from the show, I'm so sorry. We're never moving in. Yeah, that's fine.

But he says, clip of unseen footage, which thankfully, this at least is interesting because most of the unseen footage is like, Teddy lying on a couch going, well, I'm on a couch. So this was at least good. And she's doing that bandita thing where she's like totally caught so she's shooting at the sky. She's like, I'm not going to pretend for that first moment. Did I got that first call that I wasn't thinking how do you things, but I wasn't going to do

it. Let's we all found out later as a total lie. So Andy's like sell Ha, but you were lying right and she's like listen. I've definitely learned my lesson in speaking in absolutes I mean right. I will never speak in absolutes again Absolutely ever again, we will never do that So then Andy's like, but you literally said I never lie, but you were lying and you're lying about lying. She's like, hi, I'm Teddy. Hi. And then Camille's face.

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about the hardest job in the world, listen to, I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad free on the Amazon music or Wondery app. So then Andy's like, well, Camille, you did say that all this rings true to you. What were you talking about? And then Camille's like, well, in season two, we were talking about you there. We were discussing it, but then found it, but let me out to try. Yeah, I'm out in the deep end.

It's like throwing me a life raft. Camille, I got you a life rat. Slice her in a dusters, but you can put them to get them to float away. It's okay. And then we see the clip of Vanderpump going, but then everyone's saying that you, that I was the one who told you to say those things

like, back you dead, you threw me under the bus. And Vanderpump's like, what is this bus? What is that? Is that something that poor people drive? What is that?, what is this bus? What is that? Is that something that pull people drive? What is that? And what is its purpose? If they think poor people take to work, who's poor? So then Andy is like, you know, some of you

thought that maybe Lisa Vanderbump should have fired John Blizzard. And it's interesting because when Adrian Maloof's chef, Bernie was talking about Lisa Vanderbomb, she had some things to say. So like, I am totally team LVP on this thing, but I mean, she did get caught a few times this reading. I'm not gonna lie.

No, fuck, Chef Bernie too, while we're at it, fuck back guy. I'm not saying to fuck him, Mollfuckin'. It's not fucking... When is Adrian Maloof, right? That was the lying bitch too. Line him up. Yeah. LAUGHTER It makes me crazy that everyone's like, Cap, this happens to Lisa every year.

I'm like, yeah, cause Kyle's right there every single year. That's true. She's manipulative and blah, blah, blah. Get outta here. But it was great to see some vintage Lisa Vanderpum playing the victim, right? Like, oh, it would have been me. I wouldn have fired him

and sent him back to the country game from, like, Cedric. Mmm. I couldn't even imagine having an employee that said things poor about my friends. I'm like, you own Vanderpump rules. Yeah. And that's the other thing that no one seems to realize. They're like, well, she should have fired John Blizzard.

I'm like, she literally fires no one. Jacks is still working at Sir, right? Yeah, and he called that lady Latoya Jackson, which was Joyce, remember, when he had to wait on Joyce, and he's like, Latoya Jackson's here. Yes, I was like, I was like, was that a Carlton reference? So then Doreet is like, it was a telltale sign. Who doesn't get reprimanded or fired, especially if it was a junior, I'm like, you know,

it relax here, clips, okay, just relax. Says Doreet who gets every junior fired ever. Remember when she forgot swim bottoms and she's like, How could you forget the swim bottoms, stupid porpoise? I remember when she tried to use a magic bullet and couldn't do it. And literally all you have to do is press down on it.

Remember when she thought there was like a diabetes 19. Oh, Doreet. God, the memories. And this just happened two days ago. So yeah, Doreet. God the memories and this just happened two days ago. So yeah, Doreet. It was a chill, too, a sign, Indy. Do you even know what you're talking about?

So Kyle's like, well, he had a lot of good information. That's for sure, speaking of Blizzard. And Erica's like, I was gonna say he had things to say. Oh, that's right, I said it, I said it. Erica's sitting there with her like, Erica, she's sitting there like, she has the, and this has always been my problem with Erica. She looks like a drag queen, like an amazing drag queen. I mean, I don't mean that in a van or a pumpway.

Don't jump all down my golet or whatever. But she looks like a drag queen, but she's like terrible at talking like a drag queen. You know, she just needs to be a quiet girl. She's like a drag queen. She's like a drag queen. She's like a drag queen. She's like a drag queen. She's like a drag queen. She's like jump all down my gulet or whatever. But she looks like a drag queen,

but she's like terrible at talking like a drag queen. You know, she just needs to be a quiet drag queen because she's not very witty. She's like, let me tell you what I think. That's what I think. Ah. Ah. Drag race, you're fired.

Here's what I gotta say, and I just said it. Thank you very much. But they're so mad that Blizzard knew all of this stuff. Duh, he worked in the office where this was office drama. And Teddy was texting his 22 year old. Okay, so Kyle was like, Well, I can tell you this much. He'll have a job for a very long time. So some people think that you spend so much of the season talking about puppy gate to strategically bury all the scandals that you guys are in.

I was like, who is this Andy Cohen? This is amazing. And you know there are certain times when you like realize how gay you are like, I mean there's obvious ones. But another one is when you're watching a housewives reunion. Damn it, I'm really screwing myself on this one. It's okay. But that moment when you're watching a reunion and you just start going like this, yes! Yes! That happened! Yes!

That happened. Yeah. Okay, so then we know that Kyle is pissed now because we get the Kyle flair because that's the only part on her that like really moves anymore Like if you notice all Kyle can really do is flick her hair She's like flick her hair when she's mad and then her eyes can still open she goes like this Yeah Because for you fellow bravo, while I just out there you may have recognized for a brief window of time on this reunion that not only was season one commule there, but season one Kyle showed up at this part,

which I actually really appreciated. So Kyle's already like flickering and getting mad and like already like irrationally angry at her sister for some reason. So just like him, like him's not even here. Another like Kyle could you drop the house for a second, we're trying to film her reunion. It's like sorry Andy. trying to film her reunion. It's like, sorry, Andy. Taking it off her back. So some guy named Monty.

I don't know who Monty is. I don't know, but I feel like there are a lot of Monty's in Nevada, because he's like Monty from Nevada. I was like, could you be more specific? There's like five Monty's who are so pissed right now. Like, was it me? I don't know. Shannon Bedouard. five Monty's who are so pissed right now like what's it me? I don't know Shannon Bedouard so

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I Googled Tom Turardi lawsuit apologized. No where, nowhere, okay. I've been looked on duck duck go and I usually reserve that for porn search. What is duck duck go? Is that like, where you go? I ask go when the government's coming to get you. They don't track you.

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because Google is evil, you know, they'll be like, Hey, Nese is looking at Facebook. Huge penis blow up balloons. Oh, So anyway the headline was Erica James has been loses million dollar lawsuit order to pay 16 million dollars But he's okay, so they settled this lawsuit. They were being sued by one person and they claimed that they were using this money for Someone some a woman's business, which I mean I'm guessing guessing it was, yes, queen! Incorporated. So then they settled down.

High up the post, LLC. I'm saying again. Clear as well. Pat the post, LLC. So they settled that, but then they were delinquent on the payment, so that's still not settled. And then they were getting sued by another company for $5 million because apparently they borrowed money

from that company to pay the other company. So I don't know, but God damn it, I spent a lot of time reading about it. It was really fun. It sounds good. It sounds exciting. So thank you, Internet. Don't sue me, because this is all on the internet.

So thank you all about the tea, okay? So now, I mean, I was like very happy with Monty, and I was like, that's all I really needed from this episode, just someone like Monty. But then comes Amy from Texas. Ah. Amy. Amy from Texas.

Also known as John Blizzard. And Amy goes, Dr. Amy from Texas, that's strange. So, Amy's, Dr. Amy from a non-certified college. So Amy goes, Andy goes, Amy from Texas says, I guess Kyle isn't gonna mention Mauricio scamming someone out of 37 million

when she can just talk about Doreet's dog. At which point Kyle is like, mm, mm, mm, mm. Kyle's eyes flared like this. Yeah. Like you could see the veins in her brain. They were so wide open. Her hair actually turned into the fedora.

It was like rose up and like, and she's like my fedora of rage. She's like, first of all, okay, my husband did not scam anyone, okay? And that was just like, this came ill, this came ill. It came ill. This came ill storming out of this show.

That's I am done. That's Mauricio tossing all the evidence out. So she's like, my husband didn't scam anyone, okay? And that causes problems because my husband has never made $36 million on a deal before in his life, okay? That's probably that sold for 36 million, okay? So your question from whoever the fuck Monty is in McGeefield saying my husband's scam people's bullshit. I was like, whoa, Kyle.

Now if Kyle could be like that every episode, 100% on board. 100%. Yeah. I love that. She would be if anyone called her on her shit ever, because that's like the first thing that happens when she's called on her shit.

Yeah. Also, like if Marisa, what's a typical commission for a real estate deal? I don't know, is it 10%, five? I don't know. 6% whatever. So 36 million. So we made-

He made a lot of- How many different kinds of real estate are there? You all are full of shit in here. I'm full of that in here. Okay. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see.

We have a lot of stuff. We have a lot of stuff. By the way, I have to say most people are saying seven, but there's a lady back there saying 10, which means that either she got scammed, or she's been scamming people. Yeah. That lady's running the agency back there.

She's like, I'm the broker and the agent. Fight me. She's like, I'm the broker and the agent, fight me. She's like, I'm going to the agency's 13th anniversary party after this. No, but either way, if it's a $36 million deal, Amricio pocketed 7%, that's what, about $3 million. That's not... That's not... Do you know what this...

Do you know what this law seat is? Because guess who Ray? Oh! Guess who pulled this out by the pool at the hotel just kidding. We don't stand hotel pool. This is the equivalent of us pulling papers out from behind the pillow at a reunion.

These are my seats. OK, so her lawsuit is OK, and she's like, this had nothing to do with the show. How dare you bring it up? You literally tried to sell this house on the show. You dumb hooker. So there you go. OK, so do you remember when she had her? Do you, I'm like, I was, I'm feeling such a good mood right now,

but I was so mad. I was like, Ben, you just do it. The ice coffee is kicking in, and I am really like ready to go to the hotel. Like, I'm leading on the tape at the end. Yeah, listen. This is our version of the Moth, story time. Story time, just talking listen. This is our version of the Moth. Story time.

Story time. Just talking about other people's lawsuits. The Moth Housewives lawsuit edition. I know. So this one was, remember when they had that great Gatsby part? What's it? No, it wasn't the Gats.

It was, did they have two Gatsby parts? I can't remember. Wasn't they have one in that restaurant? And then they had another one in a man's. Anyway, was that the agent obsessed with things where people act rich and then go poor and then died. Oh, was that the agency third anniversary party or the agency third and three month anniversary party? I can't remember. I think they had two great gaspies or one was gaspied and one was roaring twenties. Either

way Leonardo DiCaprio dies in the movie. Sorry for spoiling it. So they had a party in that gigantic mansion that he was redoing at the beach or whatever. It's over that because he was selling that and he bought it secretly with a partner. He told the guy, hey, we have 37 million dollars. I think it's like a $35 million. It's really good. You know, but we've got a lot of things in. We got a lot of stuff. So lot of things and we got to have a set of things. So, up setting.

Camille just chimes in. Yeah, Camille's there and everybody's court case. So, up setting. So, he presented and offered and said, okay, we're going to sell this for $37 million. They accepted it, but Mauricio was secretly in on the offer. Like, he was buying it with this person and then sold it for double the amount Watch, that's like shady, okay?

This is also allegedly because I read this probably from all about the tea or whatever the fuck or Or read or online Was it read or online? What don't want we? This is just what Ronnie read on the internet so no one sue us Mauricio. Yeah, don't sue Ben. He's rich So This is just what Ronnie read on the internet, so no one sue us, Mauricio. Yeah, don't sue Ben, he's rich. So, basically Kyle is just playing word games, okay? So maybe it was a different amount, Kyle, but you're still being sued for shady shit.

So, either way, what cracked me up is that Andy is like, so there's our lawsuit relating to the property. Ultimately, there's a lawsuit relating to the property. And Erica goes, that's all it is. Yeah, that's it. That's it. So, we're the Spoo, you're the other set. Like, oh, okay, we're just gonna, this is, we can downplay this,

but God forbid someone tried to mention a dog at a pet store. God forbid. And, and Kyle was like, yeah, but the way that you labeled it, that's damaging Andy. I was like, oh, you see she's asked one question on a reunion and why does she turn on Andy? Just go through you a baby shower.

Damaging. You know, and also is damaging, accusing a friend of planning a story and radar online. Okay, that's what I'm saying. You know what's not damaging Camille making this face. Oh. Oh. So Andy's like, huh, okay, so what we're saying dispute like, yeah, so he's like, huh, well Doreet, it's interesting because you're also an ongoing lawsuit with your, with your recognizable spot. I mean, he's going down one by one by one.

I am surprised that Edwin's fucking disgusting bus trailer, whatever it is, did not come into question. Okay, this is shocking. Oh, give it time. I know, next year. If you guys ever need some poolside reading, Google her husband's business. Teddy's husband.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, girl, Yelp reviews our man's best friend. They are fucking hilarious. Yeah. Eddie's husband. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Beverly Beach, right? She goes, Yes! Beverly Beach! Yes! Beverly Beach! Yes! Like she's being caught by an idiot. That is correct. That is correct. She's like a game show host all of a sudden. $200.

Next question. Yes! He's like, so, uh, what are they claiming? He's like, he wants a certain amount of money and I can't get into it. Because it's ongoing. I'm like, you're not filming a movie, okay? She's acting like she's in

people magazine. So it's like so something happened at the pool in the Bahamas. So I don't know for those of you who are like not up to date on your like extra curricular like adjunct footage that basically like before the season began this lady put this like cell phone footage of her chasing to read down I'm being like you own my friend money. You own my friend money. He's miserable. You own my friend money Yeah, hey you think you're She's like sounds like she's in the chorus You're a friend Your hookup super Irish

You're gonna hook up. Super Irish. You're taking it, I just do it that much. Don't you? I've been watching a lot of Love Island UK, so it's like very top of mind. And if you're not watching it, really do yourself a favor and get involved. It's on here.

You're a Pat, say. Yeah. So I don't even know if that's in it. So they probably do say that. So anyway, so you were chased down by this woman in the Bahamas, and then we see the unseen footage of this woman chasing them down. But before that, there's this, I don't know if you noticed it,

there was just a close-up shot on Rina's boobs for no reason. It was just like, Rina climbing a ladder. Like, I was just like, you're my boobs. I was like, you're my boobs. Yeah, the camera men are perverts on this show. And that's why Doree was standing like this in all the clips that they showed. She's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, literally chased around a pool and we're gonna say Why would we need to why what why would we do that to someone? Yeah Kyle's like well, we didn't we know we didn't want that to come out or hurt pk and to read you know, I was like What what are you talking about they are I mean it just is very frustrating in a season when they've spent like a good Three-course of the season doing whatever they can to compile this stupid-ass case against Lisa Vanderbump for

setting up a scene and selling a thing and oh god forbid we bring this up I feel like I'm at a political rally thank you Thank you. It's like I just said lower taxes I'm Erica's like yeah And we're gonna say yeah it's just an accusation. And Eric was like, exactly what happened? My one was saying to say, no, no, no, it's what happened. I ain't but. And so Dreeze was like.

So we were all about the facts. Yeah. And Dreeze was like, it was designed specifically for that end. I was like, what? What are you talking about? And she said, the judge ordered me to action. And they looked at it. And he said, the judge ordered Mediation,

and they looked at it, and he said, you guys figure it out. I was like, yeah. That's what I googled. Doreet lawsuit mediation. Nothing. Not a damn thing. Well, I went to the mediation,

and they were like, close your eyes, and think quietly for half an hour. Turns out I was at meditation the entire time. Mediation, I thought my nerves smaller. And it worked! Thank you, Mediation. So then Andy is... So this afternoon, now we've had like a few moments of them being like,

oh well, you know, it's just an accusation. We don't want... We wouldn't want to say something like that. These things they come and go. And Andy's like, so it's funny because there's a lawsuit against Lisa Vanderpum. He wouldn't want to say something to her. He wants these things they come and go. That would be terrible. And Andy's like, so it's funny because there's a lawsuit against Lisa Vanderpump. They're like, oh, really?

Yes. Yes. Rina's acting like she just scored it like finger football. Yes. No. No. No. So apparently there's a lawsuit about a former employee who said she was fired because you refused to sign John

Says his name on foundation jacks. Well guess who used a computer and went to duck duck go his name is Ronnie Okay, oh, do we have more research? Okay, so this one is some yo-yo who worked for Vanderbub dogs or Vanderbump pets or whatever. Rekelle. And she was made. Rekelle. I'd want to sign this, but I'm not actually sure I know all my letters. I never got the ice cream social. She's signing the ear and Winnie the Pooh. Uh.

The says it. It's Doctor Winnie the Pooh. Uh. So this one is some lady who worked for Vanderpump dogs, who's made like director of Vanderpump dogs, which I'm really, at this point I'm just wondering what the fuck is going on with that laundromat, because you know that that's just a laundromat, while we're talking shit about people. Yeah, this is not innocent Allegedly again So she was made director of this thing and they told her listen John says I can't sign all the paycheck things just sign up

So then she had anxiety and then she got what does that thing when the cops are called on you and you have to go to the mental Hostess like a 51 okay. Hi. How are you? A 5150. 5150, thank you. In my life known as an invite, I'm just kidding. Okay, so it's a 5150, so she got taken in. And then John says the call to her. I was like, yes, batch, come to work

whenever you're a yassing better batch. And both of them pay out. So she came back to work when she was yassing batter. And then she got fired. And she thinks it's because she got the 5150. And they told her, well, John says it told her, well, with the 5150 plus the Forge checks thing, I think it's just a sign from the Yaskod.

And so then she sued them. So I don't know. I don't know what's right or wrong. All I know is thank you online material. Because I literally don't know about that. It sounds messy all around. It's good to see that Lisa Vanderbump's hiring skills are really still up to par with what goes on at serve, right?

So this ass, after they all this talk about, these accusations that they're downplaying, Andy mentions this lawsuit, and immediately, he ran, I was like, oh, is that like, forgery? It's forgery, I felt like forgery. It's broad. They are like, I mean, they are like, ready, the knives are out immediately. And Kyle's like, oh, Andy said, so would Lisa have been open about this lawsuit if it had happened during the season and Kyle's like, probably not, but I wouldn't have brought it up because I don't want to hurt her, her businesses.

Okay? As a group of friends, it's not like I'm just gonna call up Eric and be like, hey, Eric, are your husbands affront? So you're just ready? It's like, okay, Kyle. Yeah. She and Kyle is basically saying that she wouldn't call up her friends and be like, did you see what's going on with Lisa Vanderpump? She's like, I would never do that. Ever except that you just watched an entire season of me doing that, didn't you?

And Andy's like, I would do that. And she's like, of course you would. Look at what you do for a living. It's like, ew. You better watch out, Kyle Richards. You better watch out. So then we got a really fun segment about body image. It's great.

Oh god, thank god I looked all that stuff up so we could skip the anorexia. Because listen, I just don't have patience for that. Yeah. No offense, I'm not good for anybody as it by. I just don't want to talk about it. I'm literally starving. Yeah, there's lots of talk.

There's talk about anorexia and body image and blah, blah, blah, blah. And then Rachel from Portland. No, I'm so about anorexia and body image and blah, blah, blah, blah. And then Rachel from Portland. No, I'm so sorry, Ben. I'm so sorry that I'm doing this to you again. But, Rinne is like, my daughter has gone through a lot, but she's healthy at this moment. And then Dorek goes like this. She's, she knocks on her own head.

I'm not going to. Knock on wood. Fucking Doreet, man. I have to do that to keep the diabetis three from rising too high. Get down. Get down. Hey. So, surprise you didn't actually have

little cuts on our fingers from that. So, Rachel from Portland wants to know what work Dere Doritos had done since last season and then goes by the way that was not very nice. That was not very nice at all, which is sort of strange that this is like something where they draw the line of the sand for it. And then Erica goes, you know what? I hate it when people say what work have you had done? What work have you had done? There's another good one from America. You know what? I hate it when people say, what work have you had done? What work have you had done? There's another good one from America.

You know what I say? What work have you had done? I said it, I said it. Everybody dance now. But actually, the funny thing is that this is something that Ryan and I have often complained about with the reunions that we always find it to be a little like weird and icky when Andy sits everyone down like he opens the reunion by saying so your boobs look bigger what happened

you know and he goes down one by one and they all have to talk about what they've had like nip tuts and augmented and everything so of course Andy gets really defensive which I actually love he's like well um but the thing thing is since the house I've begun, one of the tropes that is common amongst every franchise is like the women chasing the fountain of youth and me pointing it out and humiliating them on TV. So. Yeah, it's part of being on the show basically.

And Teddy's like, well, it's one thing to say, Erica, you look fresh and Erica goes yeah instead of judging it like did I have a nose job I'm you know I look like that too well go fucking get one listen Erica we are not all like choking on old man nuts all night so that we can afford whatever fucking We're fucking surgery, we want. Okay, that is the point. That's... Look, are you kidding? Uh, you jealous of me? You want a hot ride?

Go buy one, big boy, go buy one. Okay. And then, and he's like, so to read. I'm off on my notes, and he's like, to read, and a bell from Austin wants to know, how do you walk around with Tidflat Big? They're as big as a dope head. And she's like,

I agree! Good. Yeah. She's like, is this where you are? I have no idea. I said let's fast forward through Anorexia, but I have like five pages of notes on Anorexia. I'm so I'm there now he's lost Oh, either way

I wrote how they're taught they're like Erica. What about your body issues? I've always been skinny I don't give a fuck and I enjoy eating pumpkin pie I know that and then they show the clip of Erica doing this to a pumpkin pie. She gets the the whipped cream I And then they show the clip of Erica doing this to a pumpkin pie. She gets the whipped cream. She's like, ah, it's a pumpkin pie. And everyone's like, yeah, Erica, you did it. So basically, to read, talking about what work she's had done or not had done. And she's like, I think it's comical.

When people think that I've had a facelift and surgeries, when it's just a little Botox and fillers and facelifts and surgeries. That's all. I'm extremely happy to say what I've done. Nothing at all ever. And then people are posting all these pictures of Doreet when she's in junior high and her face is like... Yeah. And this is on the heels of them all bashing Lisa Vanderpump, because Cohen said that like Lisa Vanderpump would be open about things that she's done And they're like, oh no Lisa is not open at all. I've never had anything done in my life never Yeah, well Lisa's not open either. He cares. No, you're fucking business Andy. I'm with him on that

Yeah, but I am I did think it's funny that the read like, I've never had a nose job. It's just makeup. I was like, what makeup changes your nose? Listen, we've seen some contouring, okay. We see Shows of Sunset and MJ. MJ who literally draws a face of this big, onto a face this big, and we're like, wait a minute. And if you look at it front on, you're like, oh my God, it's like that little girl filter

on Instagram or whatever. But then she turns to the side, and you're like, oh my God, a little person is attacking MJ Span. What's happening? Can I just see that hard border? Or last season, Catherine on Southern Charm. It's like, oh God. She's like, I'm just gonna put silver right here.

I was like, you look like a tin man. What are you doing? Everyone, Basie looks like they're in the cast of the Lion King on Broadway. I was like, who said this? And he was like, someone, oh, the Vanderpump said it, he goes, well, to read, Vanderpump said you had a head transplant. And everyone's like, oh, I can't see. Andy, there are people in this world who've had head transplant and everyone's like, oh, I can't see.

Andy, there are people in this world who've had head transplant and this is not fair to them. When Lisa left a vacant lot and Kyle's are, Teddy moved in. Two boring peas in a boring pod. Let's look at it, Teddy and Kyle's segment. So, Booring peas in a boring pod. Let's look at it. Teddy and Kyle segment.

So. It's even worse than two boring peas in a boring pod. It's like when you open up a pea pod and there's only one pea in there, and you're like, what is this? Or like when you sit down at the table and you start eating the edamame, but they've already been eaten.

It's just the shells. You know what I mean? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. You think that happens to you a lot. It does. I eat cheat.

What can I say? I eat my heart cheat. It's a really lame version of the Matrix, which one you choose? You had an endomami Matrix. Yeah. So April from Denver. Wait a minute really did you see me start zoning out? I looked down at my notes for the Kyle and Teddy segment now I was like So I literally was like what would I do if I saw a bowl of edamame shells and I wasn't paying attention

Would I actually reach into it? I was like forget that we're doing a show. I was like what about happen? That big roast all right, so where where, please just get me through this. So April from Danbury, Connecticut, thinks that Teddy and Kyle are codependent. Are you codependent in America? Is it like a sugar therapist? Just kidding everyone. Just kidding. Hey Kyle, you get to finally be a big sister.

Which I actually felt like was a little bit of a dig, which I appreciated. You wanna get that vibe? Just me? Okay, fine. Willem of From Bed Rocks, as you guys are co-dependent and two rebels don't make a Flintstone. What do you think of that, you boring hookers? So, yeah, I know you just said this far, but I just put it all in all caps.

Eric, you're going, what is she a fucking therapist? Those were wrong with these people. They hear all the normal people. That was what she really wanted to say. And then she realized she was like coming on to horse to a viewer. So she's like, I just can't, I just can't. It's fun loving Eric a job.

Pack the comedy. Pack the comedy. So yeah, so someone tweeted something like that Kyle has been like a teenager crushing on Teddy. And then Camille finally, Camille has been like sitting there quietly. We're just like waiting for Mountain Camille to blow. She's like, yeah, I mean, I just, I think their friendship is creepy. It's just creepy.

It's creepy. Yeah, it's pernicious and creepy. And Karla goes, what, he goes, why do you think, and he goes, why do you think that Karla goes, I'd like to hear. So go use a scary car with your hard lighter dress. So then Camille's like, well, I'm sorry, but I have to say it. I thought the teddy was up Karla's ass, that's it. I thought the teddy was up class ass, that's it. I'm sorry.

And Teddy's like, in what way was I up her ass? OK. Was I up her ass like when you asked her to be a prize made of her wedding? Was that it? What is that? How does one thing have to do with the other teddy? I know.

I can be like, well, I've known her for a very long time. And I need her husband, so it's a bit of for a very long time and I need her husband. So it's pretty important. Yeah, but you don't hang up to you. Do you hang up to you hang up? Nope. Nope. You know hang up.

Okay, then. Okay, daddy, you win. You went for doors shopping with Kyle. You win every fight that ever happened. Exactly. Camille's like, well, I haven't seen her in much this year since you put yourself into this life. And that's what she does here.

Shurong! Her around the world is strong. Shurong! Yeah. So Teddy is like, um, no, I was, uh, because Cam Camille says, you made sure that as soon as Vandipomp is out, you were right there in the empty lot, replacing the Vanderpump. And Teddy goes, oh no, I was very close with Kyle way before any of that happened. We know Teddy. You did this, Teddy. Actually, Kyle did this. Yeah. I see you. I so believe

Kyle is the one behind. I mean, it's no accident that she was labeled Queen Kyle last week. Okay, there was a lot. There's been a long game going with coverage. It's Rina helped. Rina brought cookies to the house warming. Yeah. But the other one started. But the other one started. So, so, Kumiel's like, well, anytime you want to have a conversation, I'll go, you off, but, well, Teddy, you'll just cut you off. And it's annoying, so no. It's so upset.

Like I'm saying, I'm sorry to cut you off. Frazier. You win. She just says Frazier once in a while just to remember her roots. She's like, there you go, cutting me off your makeup, my... And then we got a commercial and then we come back and Teddy's just like, there you go, cutting me off your makeup, I'm going. And then we got a commercial and then we come back and Teddy's just like, oh, she's all mad.

And Teddy's like, was it okay for you to cut me off, but then, or why is it okay for you to be nice to Vanderpump, but then when I'm nice to Carl, I'm up or asked. And she goes, you're just more opinionated than some of us and you don't really need to be. You're just more opinionated than some of us and you don't really need to be So So Dorita's happy to pile onto this one because Dorita also can't stand Teddy after all this time And she's like well, I've watched them get close and I think they have a nice friendship sort of like Diabetes one and diabetes two go into the park together The more they round each other, one becomes the other.

And then she's like, you can't even say something to one of them with that other one charming and an answering. And then Teddy and Kyle at the same time are like, aw, I'm Teddy. I'm Teddy. I'm Teddy. I'm Teddy. Pete McRion. I'm not true. I'm Teddy. I'm Teddy I'm Teddy I'm Teddy I'm Teddy hate Meg Ryan. I'm Teddy I'm Teddy I'm Teddy I'm just like overlaid I like this season a Teddy nickel machine like I'm Teddy I'm Teddy I'm Teddy

Whoever her puppeteer is is just getting tired holding that rod up. Hey. I gotta move that arm So now we move on to the Teddy Kyle and Eric argument that happened in France. And he seems so bored. Well, Teddy and Eric and Kyle had a fight in Provence. I guess we have to talk about Farah Wien, too. What do you call it? That's the worst name for a party I've ever heard of before. So we start with the fight where Teddy's like,

oh, I think you're mad. And she's like, I'm not mad. I think you are. Yeah, I think you're mad too. I'm not mad. I think you're mad. I think you're mad. I'm not mad.

I'm alright. You're on a bully, baby. You're gonna cut my hair fine. I'm going to be mad at so many, I'm so upset, fuck you guys. It's like the best Eric had seen moment of the year. So Sebastian from whoever says, hey where did Lisa Renegoda go to acting school? That was a bad impression of Eric and Jane. Have you seen Eric and Jane?

Eric and Jane is a bad impression of Eric and Jane. Give you seen Erica Jane? Erica Jane is about a question of Erica Jane. Give the woman a break. Well, then we start like this, but like behind the actors, whatever, it's whatever behind the runnest studio. Inside the actor studio. Inside the runnest. About Rina being Erica Jane.

And she's like, Erica first is like, well, that was Lisa Rinnestake on Erica Jane. That was her interpretation of the character, Erica Blah. That was thought. There was intentionality behind that. Everyone is like, you have to remember, I wasn't on stage before, I wasn't a Halloween costume. I was like, I've on Cart Theater, and you know,

I'm like, you guys are taking this so seriously right now. So seriously. And Erica Jingles. Erica Jane. Erica Jane is a phylum. Erica Jane is a boud. Like, shh. Erica Jane is an asshole.

Yeah. I mean, seriously. You act exactly the same as Erica Jane as you do this bitch. You just come your hair different like give me a break So Kyle's like I love that we're talking about around the third person. I was like you are gonna get your ass meat Kyle Erica Jane is coming for Kyle next year and I cannot wait I cannot wait. Yeah Exactly of course. You'll have to get up to do it. Narcadjane's very lazy on this. Oh, man, my kid do something Kyle.

I love it so much. So now, Rinna's once again saying how, basically, she didn't feel comfortable being in a photo with Kim, which is why she had this moment where she gave the finger and all that. And so Kyle is like, yeah, but I was just thinking that Erica would never do that. I'm like, Kyle, just be honest with yourself. You're fucking mad. They're gonna give your sister the finger,

but you're too afraid to confront her. Just fucking say it. Instead of causing all this stuff about like, you don't want to get with her. Oh my god, I want to like bang my head against this thing. I know, Kameal's out there like, shut up, Hector. But it doesn't make sense to me because Kyle's like, when, so she was giving her, she was giving the finger and I just thought Erica Jane would never give the finger and Erica Jane's like, who would know Erica Jane and think Erica Jane would never give

anyone the finger and not her. So then they're talking about how in Provence, Teddy started up with Erica about all this stuff. And Andy's like, Teddy, I mean, you didn't even have a dog in the fight. Yes, I took a dish, Shelley, tell her. Ha ha ha ha. And Teddy's like, yeah, you know, I wish that I let that go and had I been in the right state of mind,

which I'm not blaming being drunk on it, but I was totally drunk, so it's not my fault, accountability. Yeah, yeah, exactly, accountability. And then Andy's like, well, why is it okay for Kyle to do an unflattering impersonation of you, but Rinne can't do one of Erica, which is kind of a dumb question. And she's like, well, it's because I didn't mean it, or Kyle didn't mean it, she did. I was like, is all stupid, just fast forward. Yeah, fast forward, Fast forward through Teddy.

Stop talking, Teddy. Yeah, exactly. It's like when a vacuum's on in the other room and you're just like, God, how big is that office? It's like, boom, boom, boom. What you're saying is that Teddy is basically an industrial-sized wet vac. Pretty much.

OK. So there's start talking, so basically what Kyle and Teddy are saying. That, you know, Erica had my reign so she was like really surly in the mornings. They thought it was about them and so they got really like, they projected yada yada yada. Yeah, basically, he's like, well, why do you think that Erica

wouldn't want to be around you? I'm like, cause they're them. Like, would anybody? Like, what do you guys buy in the years? And Kyle's like, well, you know, it's just sometimes I'm like, is it me? Is she in a bad mood? And they were talking about the more,

they showed clip of the morning of Provance where Erica the night before kept going, I'm drunk. Oh yeah, I had a wine cooler. I'm a white state on the floor, though. And then the next day she comes down and sunglasses and she's like, I'm drunk. I don't know if I'm good, I got the floor and the next day she comes down to sunglasses and she's like I'm drunk. I don't know. I'm feeling good. I got the back pain. And they're like, oh, oh, how could she?

She has a headache. Leave the girl alone. So apparently something happened at a Starbucks and I'm like really mad the cameras weren't there because and just like did something happen at a Starbucks? Well, what happened? What? I happened? What? I don't remember what happened. I got a Frappuccino, the Trinity size, because that's why I'm, I love dessert, every single day.

And Rina is up Erica's butt too. So everything Erica says, Rina's like, what? I'm gonna start off with a number that? What? I don't think I've ever been into a Starbucks. What's a Starbucks? Yeah, I don't remember.

I love astronomy. Nope. I love money and ever been into a Starbucks. What's a Starbucks? No, they're a number. I love astronomy. I love money and astronomy. I love Starbucks. So Kyle's like, well, we were all in line at Starbucks, and you weren't in a good mood. And the guy went to take your order and you snapped at him. And then everybody looked at each other like,

she's not in a good mood. I mean, Eric and Winter are like, nah, nope, don't remember that. The maven. I'm waiting for that like, that salange nolls against Jay-Z elevator footage of Eric and Jambi like, get to the fuck out of my face, I have to go! Yeah, this is beating Jay-Z over there. You know that's there, somewhere.

And Andy goes, do you like being around this group of women? And Eric is goes do you like being around this group of women and Eric is like I like me in the man this is a little women. I was like again. Oh, what a fanner pump duty Maybe it was a dig at Carlton Show me on this pencil. Like what did she do to you? I still don't understand so So Andy then asked about a Kyle Kyle liking drunk Rina more than sober Rina. And Rina's like, you can't be drunk Rina. Can I own that baby?

What am I laughing at right now? I don't know. Oh. That was Kyle's best moment I thought of the season. That's actually when I liked Kyle when she was drunk and honest., I thought of the season. That's actually when I liked Kyle when she was drunk and honest. And she's like, I hate drunk Rina. She goes, I hate drunk Rina.

And drunk Rina is boring. And drunk Eric goes, worse. I know. So then Andy turns the Camille and I was like, Camille, do that seem too face to you? And she's like Yes hypocrisy at its finest Poccus K chestene tweeted I can't wait for the new fragrance hypocrisy at its finest. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you got drunk and said that Erica was fake so can you be accountable and tell us if you think Erica is fake

Teddy's like, uh, I don't think Erica's fake accountability And she's like, I don't think so but those mornings were rough and he's like then why did you say that she is fake? And she's like, um because it was just me because I'm paranoid and I used to have a way problem only 500 calories a day And pay me a thousand dollars a week and it's solved. Thanks. Thank you, accountability. Have you ever seen Erica Jane, Krama, Bacon and Grier sous vide bite into someone's eyeball? It's scary.

So, Andy's like, welcome back. So, Camille. What is your opinion? A Lisa Vanderpump not being at this huh reunion What is that she should be feel about that I think she should be here Yeah she should be here Yeah and then Karla goes why isn't she then

Oh she's pissed about Brandy like wait what? Yeah, and then Carl goes why isn't she then oh? She's pissed about Brandy like wait what? What are you talking about? She hates drop ceilings and all I see up there are drop ceilings Wait, no Camille, I don't think that's the one And she's like well, I mean that's her arch namuses and, now there's like a direct line to Brandy. Denise was her friend and now she's talking to Brandy and Erica's like, she's not pissing, she had two-way to sublime, but she was flammable. And Camille's like, yeah, she felt so betrayed.

I mean, I don't know, I haven't spoken to them at all. Just guessing, just guessing. Brandy is her arch-enemy, which means been spoken to them. No. Just guessing. I'm just guessing. Wendy is her arch enemy, which means she comes from St. Louis. And she felt betrayed. I'm just assuming. And Denise, who's just been sitting there the whole time, like... Oh, yeah, Denise is there. And then... She's like, oh, it's not like we met to talk about Lisa and her pomping.

I even know you guys. And you know, here they told me to go to dinner with Brandon with the fuck of my supposed to do, you know. What? Tell him where. Well, I wasn't there to talk about Lisa and her pom with with the fuck my husband's got to dick the size of my foreign. I can't get drunk on cast amigos and talk about Aaron's dick anymore is that what's going on? Oh poor little dude like Denise of course you weren't there to talk about Vander but you're not even there to do any I don't even know why you're

there I'm glad you're there but no one knows why you're there yet Denise okay but Brandy Glendville was brought there to talk about Lisa Vanderpump, like, come on now. Yeah. So basically, so Camille launches this theory that basically Vanderpump is pissed at about Brandy. And I like that, Rinne goes, I didn't even think about that. It's a tire reunion. I couldn't talk about this. Rinne was really funny in this reunion because she's just pretending she doesn't even know what's something I could have talked about this. We're not really funny in this reunion because she's just pretending she doesn't even know what's going on or why anybody's mad.

She's like, I just didn't want to be in a picture with Cam. What was the big deal? Oh, it's crazy, isn't it? So Andy's like, so come here. How was it when Lisa Vanderpum saw the episodes that you said her gums were like a rotten squirrel's butt along? She smelled like the bowels of hell. Oh, she's very upset because she said that once it's out there, it's out there.

Well, what you said is like a breath. Once that comes out, it's out there, it's out there. It's sort of like a breath. Like. Once that comes out, it is out there. You better run for cover. No. And Andy's like, yeah, she's treated at you. I've seen her treating at you. She goes, yeah, she's treated at me. She's texted me. She's treated at me.

Some more. She's treated. They upset. And he's like, do you think that she would have invited you to Vanderpump Las Vegas? Had she known that you said that her breasts smelled like a baby that's been in a dumpster for nine weeks? She's like, having to hot-nose.

And then I love that they showed this tweet that Lisa Vanderpump sent out that was talking about Camille and the tweet goes, she said she made it up in a apologise, she was cute, unquote lit. She said, I don't have any gun problems, never have, thank you very much. I'm like, that is exactly the sort of tweet I would expect from someone who has extreme allotosis, thank you. What we didn't see was a tooth fall out on the phone, all season. The Twitter bird just fell to the ground.

You turn on Twitter and the birds just upside down. Trick-a-law, that's too bad. So everybody's like, the story of Camille Meyer Brown, Camille Ram, or whatever. This is about hitting below the bell, and Camille, Meyer, Brown, Camille, Lamar, whatever. This is about hitting below the belt. And Camille goes, hi, did you? Hi, did, I did, I did, I did, I hit below the belt.

I did, I did, that was something I did, yes. So then we get clips of Camille just being awful, but they did leave out a lot of Camille clips being awful. Like we didn't get any of her. I have been accused of wrong. I've been wrong, three accused you. Just like the Supreme Court judge. Yeah. When people were named me, they were union.

Totally the same. I know what it's like to be accused of having terrible breath when it's actually wonderful compared to Lisa savander bombs. And Andy's like, yeah, accusation here. And she's talking out of both sides of your mouth, huh? So did anything, did anything in this clip make you understand why that is?

And she goes, oh yeah, I saw the clip, Andy. And he's like, don't play maddening bitch. He's like, I'm not, I'm not. I'm not. I'm just blaming editing. He got all offended. Yeah, I mean while doing the editing, I'm just saying it's how you tie it together, Andy. And during this entire Camille, like, montage of her being crazy and terrible,

we just see Teddy be like, mmm, mum, daddy, mum, daddy. She's like getting so angry. She's just irradiated punch the cameraman. She was. Teddy is like getting so angry. She says she ran into the camera man. She runs. Teddy is like the most boring Mr. Miyagi ever. She's just sitting there like waiting to catch a fly. She just like works off.

That's her. She just stands on the stump and doesn't kick. I have the right to fight for your honor. Hi, I'm Teddy. You're the one who introduced Mr. Miyagi. I'm gonna keep on going, but I'm stopping. I'm just picturing Teddy standing on this stuff like karate kid just being like... She would show up at a dance dress like a shower. She would. Hi, I'm a shower. It's like, oh, great. Thanks.

I'm Teddy. By the way, Daniel Laruso was a jerk, by the way. If you go back and watch that movie, he is a jerk. Thanks. His mother was Mercedes-Roll. What do you expect? Just a monster, that lady. Oh, she's blank a sham on that anyway.

So Teddy, so now. So now they're gonna go just grill coming out. So I was like, you know, like when you're with us, you bash Lisa. And then when you're with Lisa, you say, oh, I feel so bad where you're going through. And Camille's like, yeah, can't I do both? And I know what, I agree, she can do both, right? Yeah.

Of course, what are you supposed to talk shit to somebody's face? Yeah course. What are you supposed to talk shit to somebody's face? Yeah. Monster, are you? Never say it to my face. Please. Yes. Of course. It's called being polite.

Yes. So Dread's like, No, when they contradict each other, I've only had Botox, but my nose is little. That's all think about it. So came me and I was like, okay, here's how I feel then. I felt terrible that I'd rather kill themself and they all grow.

We all did. She ain't kill me, you know what I'm saying? Kyle's like, you need to have conviction. No, we're in mediation. We're in mediation. They're like, this has nothing to do with any of this. And Teddy's like, yeah, but you said that she has terrible breath after her brother died and her gums are receiving. playing. She's like wiping down the counters.

Like, oh. Hey, I dropped the dust puck. Dustbusters, the fish tank. Give me a break. Give me a break. I didn't vacuum that fish upon purpose, and... Oh, give me a break. I'm sorry for anyone who has born before 1946.

I know. Hard jokes. Remember my arms are strong. Oh. First man on the moon, land some strong. Oh. That's steamboat, Willie. What a wanker.

So cameo's like, Dad, is that joke joke about the guns and you all laugh. Now this is where Camille starts getting straight, like upstate New York wherever she's from. Like as straight as you get upstate New York, where her accent comes back. And the other person who does this a lot is Denise. And she gets mad. Denise's like, what are you on?

Yeah, like they both like at these sick accents. She's like, you all last. And you continue the conversation. And you said she's always had a problem with the bruh. Think about it. Yeah, so Camille asks. I'm going to pizza pie now. Camille's like, you all I had a problem with.

Stop out of it. She's like in minstruck. We'll just go through everything in the 80s, you know? So basically Camille says that Kyle continued joking about Lisa's bad breath in private. And now Kyle is mad. She's like, Camille, that is such a fucking low blow. Yeah, this is Camille's thing.

She's like, we have all said step about each other but to say it on camera, how dare you. And this is, don't forget, five minutes going the show. They're like, we would never say these things to each other. And so crowd goes, oh yeah, we've said a lot of things off camera. And if I start talking about things, you said you'd be in a very bad situation. The look was based on you there, I said it. It's like saying on things on camera, that's humiliating people.

Oh Jesus, you hit it. Also, why is this the trigger for Kyle, that she was just outed for talking about Lisa Vanderbump's breath privately? Like this like the worst thing that could have ever happened to Kyle. Like it's all gonna come grumbling down. Well sorry we're talking about stinky things again. Thankfully it's time for... HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPP That's fine. How about gonna see it? It's fine. Hahaha. The hypocrisy beats, uh... So, Kyle's like, listen, if you're a mad at us and agree with Lisa Vanitypub, great, stick with it, but you can't go back and forth. That's like you guys. So she's like, just after independent thoughts going like this,

so what? What, that to your thoughts? It was probably her independent thought, Camille's independent thoughts. What would be Camille's two independent thoughts? It's very simple ones, like. Hamster, Jereba, hamster, Jereba, hamster, Jereba. Hamster, Jereba. Hamster, Jereba.

Trash day, not trash day, trash day, not trash. Park it behind fish tank, park it behind, do they fit? So I did not vacuum up that fish. I'm just kidding. I'm never going to let it go. Give me a bank of show. I'm confused. You all should watch that show.

It's a great show for me. It's RIP Nell Carter. So, Camille's basically like, you all want me to be on the hate train and I'm not getting on the hate train because I fly first class. And to eat gas. Oh, you do a good enough job on your own

jumping on the hate train. Like, who's that mean? So Camille's like, oh please, Erica, oh I'm so sorry, Erica. Oh please, Lisa Vanderbub, I'm so sorry, Lisa. Oh please, college, no. Andy Cope, no. What's your name again?

I need to be mad at you. So I glisten here, Dorothy Explorer. You're the most phonyest person I've ever met. Now Camille's English is just in the gutter. Like it's gone now, okay. So you're the most phonyest I've ever met. You're fat, too big. Don't even go there. Camille gets like a gutter ol' sounds in her voice.

I say, don't even know that. So, Kameil's whole thing is that she doesn't like phoning people LOL. And then she's like, she doesn't like when people pretend to be something that they're not. And she's like, I've been around this town so long, and you know when they show up.

And you know, there's just something about Deree. You know what she is? She's like a, she's like a Maris when you know she's just something about Deree. You know what she is? She's like a... She's like a Maris when you know she's a deafening. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. America goes, Can I, can I, how long was I going to say it?

Can I... Come out. Why would you think that Deree is a family? I told you it's like the rain, it's a felony. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

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Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay't type it down. But I somewhat remember her story from season one being like, well, I was dancing on MTV crib boob dance whatever. And then I went to a bar and Calciers faced Don Trunk. So I dragged him out and found that he was born, cleaned him up and got him an agent, Neville Rich. Yeah. I was like, what are you talking about people being phony? You're not the queen of England. But I am. So I'm Donatello.

But I am. So basically, Doreed is basically like, listen, you know, you can hate me, I don't care. But don't act like you're my best friend. Don't invite me to such big moments like you're wedding and you're 50th birthday. And Camille's like, well, that was production. And Andy Cohen has been sitting there like, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, your wedding during shooting. Come on, Camille. Yeah. But did you notice that Camille was doing that this whole,

the whole intersection every time someone taught Camille would do this? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So now they're talking about that dinner when they all attacked Camille, you know? And so they're talking about it.

And the women still deny that they were ambushing Camille, you know, and so they, so they're talking about it. And the women still deny that they were ambushing Camille, even though they literally planned that dinner. Didn't they literally say like, Camille, we don't want to ambush you right now. It's like, do it, do it. No, it's going to be me. We're going to ambush you. No, we got to talk about these things.

We can do it. Yeah, it's like a Supreme Court hearing, you know? We got to talk about these things. And then she puts things in Supreme Court hearing, you know? You gotta talk about these things. And then she puts things in the worst order ever in total, Camille Style. She's like, well, first I have to buy a jacket in a thrift store, and then my house burned down, and then my assistant died. And you trust me. And Renee, at this point, just goes, Camille, you are confusing.

Because she was probably about to say a different C word, and then she's like, I'm on TV. It's all just a confusing instead. And she's like, why, why can't I say it? Now Camille's just yelling and screaming because she's ready to walk off again. So she's like, that is not it.

What is not it? I don't come, you come to my wedding and then you treat me so does it. Back that after. I was not saying, well I cannot just say nothing. I just defend them without you the way to the best. I'm a dead dead. It's the richest of wristwicks. And Doreen's like, oh!

Doreen's like dying back there. And Kyle's like, come here. You're just good to say mean things about least of anur pump because you're afraid of Twitter Says college words have you guys read Kyle's 10 page Twitter Go do it go do it It's 10 pages like how dare you Twitter. We are on the television show Okay, and it just goes on when I was on little house on the prairie People didn't like certain characters and I'll be like why don't you like that character because that person I was like are you literally bringing little house in the prairie into this yeah So people don't understand it's a TV show like when I was on little house on the prairie people were like

How could you be nice to nelly Olson? I'm like leave leave it up the Kyle, the stand up for fucking Nelly Olson, okay? Okay. Only fucking Kyle. Kyle's like, Camille, just say what you mean in a moment. I'm like, that's exactly what Camille is doing, which is why she always gets into trouble in the first place. So now they start harping on the people magazine situation, which to this day, I don't understand why

that was such a big deal. You know, if you're a public personality and like a magazine is like, so do you have anything to say about Lisa Van Opomp? You're not gonna be like, well, she's a fucking whore and people magazine you're gonna be like, oh yeah. Sorry, like I hope she's doing well, you know, and that and for some reason these women are like jumping on it. I am so mad about that. Well, it's Rina who jumped on it. This is Rina who jumped on it, members. You guys, you will not believe what Camille did. After saying Lisa should come to her wedding,

she said something nice in people magazine. What a bitch. Okay, so they're showing that clip of them in the van, and then we come back, and now Run is doing that reunion thing, where she's like, what? How was it, man? Listen, Camille, Camille, your wedding was wonderful. It was so wonderful.

But then you said something, that's about Lisa, just did not have. How are you? So at this point Camille just starts losing her mind. She starts getting just angry. And she's like, oh, yeah, well, that I understand. That I understand. Because now she's talking in her like Audrey accent. I understand that, Mr. M I understand. That I understand, because now she's talking in her like Audrey accent, a little shopmer. I understand that, Mr. Mischnik, that I understand.

And they're like, Camille, do you want to calm down? I will calm down. Camille, do you like coffee, yogurt? I like coffee, yogurt. They're like, Camille, why are you so angry? I'm not angry right now, pernicious. So what is happening to Camille? She's like, one of those 1950s robots,

and I'm like, there's like, don't do it well, Robert said. So Camille's like, fun. These events have been a fair weather friend. There I said it. And I was like, you say she never checks in on you. She's never calling you after your friend's die, your house prints down. And then you invite us to your wedding and

maybe I'm just stupid for thinking that was real you know Kyle starts victimizing and Andy goes do you understand Camille they're saying they're the ones you showed up to your wedding okay Lisa didn't and said then she just said and then she just loses it by the, it was a free trip to Hawaii paid for by Bravo. I think you show up. She got her revenge with cat sleeves and we all know it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. So then to me, she's like, why are you so angry?

What's going on here? What happened to Kumio? Because Denise shut up. Oh my god. And Rene goes, don't tell her to shut up. Come side. Because Denise shut up. Oh, it's like, uh-oh. And Rene goes, don't tell her to shut up. Come here, that is my friend. And she goes, yeah, I know she's your friend, but I don't like her. I just don't.

I don't like her. She told me to tell my daughter she was a fucking liar. What? We're like, what is happening, officer? Even Carl's like, what? And then he's like, I did not tell you, they tell you. What the fuck did she say I forgot? I don't know.

Sometimes it's hard to say. So we see this footage of Denise telling Camille, listen, because you know, this whole thing where Teddy allegedly snubbed Madison or whatever, Mason or whatever, jar. So basically, Denise is like, listen, if I were you, I'd be like, don't worry about it, it's not a big deal, I'm sure she didn't mean it. Basically saying, like, downplay it because it's not that big of a deal

and you should be making a thing out of everything. So yeah, because she's just saying, look, if my child said it, and then Teddy jumps in and she goes, yeah, but your response to Denise, was that she's a bad mother. I was like what what are we? Why is this not in the show? So apparently Camille had told Denise like I don't curse at my kids and the means are like what she goes You said that you said that you cursed at your kids. It was in the Bahamas. You were drunk. Whatever It was in the Bahamas and you were drunk. Whatever.

And then we see this footage of these being like, yeah, sometimes I fucking yell at my fucking kids. Fuck them. I don't regret a goddamn damn thing, right? I'll say you see that fucking hooker in the driveway? You want to be like that fucking hooker out there? Why don't you go get on that street corner and be fucking hot-hooker slut?

I like it, that's fun. You want to be the lady I have to make a goddamn things giving plate for for Charlie on things Give and get your shit together slut. All right, that's what I tell my kids So then Andy's like so Denise when you were lunch with Camille that time saying and he's like, so Denise, when you were lunch with Camille that time, I'm like, he's like, you were, you were at a lunch with Camille and I, I wear a phone, and then she started trash talking everyone, what did you feel? And she's like, and then Camille's like, there's a fish, there's a set up. I'm done, hypocrisy at its finest. It is finest.

No. The set up aren't done. And then, and then she gets up like this. She's like, I'm done. She does like the, she does like the MTV. Actually it literally takes off her dress. I felt like I was watching the climax of Splash. And then as she's walking, she gets,

they do say that things, they do it the same, those fucking guys, I'm done, she did say she cursed her kids. I have to means this because she answered. And then we see next week on the reunion, and you see like a Rina here and Camille going like this to Rina. I'm like, what is happening? What's happening on this show?

So we see all the like coming next week or whatever. And Denise gets to do the voiceover at the end, and it was so funny she goes Turn more about the housewives Go to bravo TV That come I'm that brings us to the end of real outside of Beverly Hills. Thank you so much. This is amazing. Thank you for coming to the show, everyone. Good night. Thank you. Bye-bye.

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