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Episode Date: April 24, 2019

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And today, here we are with previously on the Real Housewives of Kitchen Island, which is Lisa's new show. Yeah, yeah, exactly. She has, well, she's actually demolished Kitchen Island. She has taken it and moved it out of her house. She wants a better kitchen island when that's brighter. A new era of kitchen islandry. Yeah, now I'll say this right up front. You all know I love Lisa Vanderpump and take a lot of crap for, you know, forgiving a lot of the stuff that she does, even though I totally know she's guilty of most of it. But I will not stand for someone just not showing up to work. This is gonna bother me It's it's only the first episode I think or maybe the second that this has happened I'm not here for watching Lisa Vanderpump daughter around her kitchen with her husband Yeah, we're you know complaining about how everyone's mean to her if you're gonna leave the show leave the show and come back at another time

Don't just make me watch you do solo scenes with Ken because I'm not here for that. I agree. I actually, you know, it's like when Kim Zool sec stormed off real house as of Atlanta, she stormed off and then that was it. She was gone until she was back. But, yeah, I don't want to watch a whole bunch of solo scenes. Although it looks like next week we do have a scene with Lisa and Ken and PK and Doreet. So that will be worth watching theoretically. But I know what you're saying. You're giving me the other ones too much of a platform by doing this. Yes, they were dicks. You need to just show up and say, you guys are dicks.

You're accusing me of stuff I didn't do. I'm not gonna admit it. If you don't wanna hang out with me anymore, fine. But I'm not gonna show up and get yelled at and told off by people who, this is none of your business, Lisa Rina, how about you fuck off? This is none of your business, Teddy. Okay? You're the one who was texting with the guy in the first flip, but like stand up for

yourself or don't, but don't make me sit here and watch you have tea with Ken because I'm not gonna do that. Because also when she does those solo scenes, it then means that we then have to watch the other women's sit, you know, act like they're the victims of all this and be like, I mean, why doesn't Lisa want to come play with us? I mean it's just like just play with us, just play with us. You know, it's like well you guys were like horrific to her and she it hurt her feeling so she's left, but she should leave if she's gonna leave leave because otherwise if you hang around then they are starting to have a point then shoot with them and like have some fun explosive scenes for us. Yeah, because the tides turned really quickly on housewives As we all know and right now the internet tides are pro-vandropop

I think pretty overwhelmingly. I mean to the to the degree that Eric is going on podcast saying that it's all bots You know like when people are saying that you're hiring your Russian bots You know it's going at least a van der Pupp's favor. Yeah, and I actually really resent this notion that, you know, like the way that they are dismissing people who are pro Vanderpump as being, oh, they're just like blind Vanderpump devotees. I'm like, I was, I was willing to not be on their side. Like for sure, I just feel like I looked at the situation. I was like, I don't know, I kind of, I'm on Lisa Vanderpump side. When I look at this, I mean ultimately

Doreet did something wrong. She sort of didn't, she didn't really cop to it. And she acted like she was the victim in all this. And I just, I don't know, like, what the way that thick everything, like, from what I saw, my heart was more on Lisa Vanderpump side, honestly. And I was not, it's not because I like Lisa Vanderpump because I like a lot of the women on the other side too. I feel like she's just really overplaying her hand at this point because the tides do change quickly. And everyone's on her side right now.

But if this is gonna turn into 10 more episodes of Lisa complaining about what a victim she is on a housewives show, this is a housewives show. You still have to show up and defend yourself. I think you're on the right so far, but you still need to either show up or stay home, okay? You can't just sit there and talk about how everybody's so mean to you. I can't. Right. And I love her. And I can't with it. And also the truth is that you know, the lifestyle scenes of Lisa really are not as compelling as they were eight years ago. So if I'm gonna have to sit and watch her, you know, put bows in her dog's hair or in pandey's hair

or it kens hair, that's not gonna work for me. Yeah, so we open with Teddy and Kyle. This is also not gonna work for me by the way, this scene, I was already like not in. They, Teddy and Kyle, as you were saying, before I interrupted with my anger. The same person started very troubling, okay. it started, it had a very troubling start. Yeah.

I'm like, oh, God. So now we're gonna have to watch Teddy and Kyle. Okay. Well, yeah. And they take their kids. They're going to this makeup lady because a lady saw, a lady named Samantha saw Portia to make up videos or something doing someone's makeup on Instagram. And was like, oh my God, she's perfect for a holiday photo shoot. Also, you know, it's like an Instagram advertiser. Yeah. Of course, she sees

someone with them a million followers. Yeah, they're like basically good like a wee work. And this woman is like, are you guys so excited to get your makeup done? We have a whole 902 one snow setup for you. And was like, oh, okay, I hate this I hate this. It's like I did not come here to watch toddlers and DRS Yeah, and cows like first is really good at makeup and she'd love to be a YouTube star or a makeup artist And I will support all of her talents Okay, did you mean more specific? Listen, I'm gonna say two things that will probably get me into hot water first of all

You know who else like wants to be YouTube star is Laurie Loffins' daughter. Second of all, I also don't think like aspiring to be YouTube star is great. I don't know if that's like me being an old coach or because YouTube stars make a huge amount of money. So it's probably just me being jealous of YouTube stars. I get it. I get it. But so here's what I'm gonna say that will probably get me into hot water. And I'm just gonna say for my personal experience, living out here in Los Angeles for the past 18 years,

I've met a lot of makeup artists out here in LA and become friends with some of them. And great people, great people, and every single one of them is crazy out of their minds. I'm not saying that's way it goes for all makeup artists. I'm just saying the ones that I've met have all been without exception. It's crazy. It's the one thing without exception. Absolutely batshit crazy.

Oh man. Well, that's porous, you know, that's porous as Pat. So as long as she doesn't drive a tiny car every day to it, I'm for it. That's why I'm saying I'm concerned. Again, because I'm there a lot of non-crazy makeup artists out there. I guarantee it and I'm sure many listened and so I totally get it. You guys are probably the normal ones, okay? You just made your bed. If we ever have to get our makeup done for anything, I'm gonna look adorable and you're gonna have privates. Well, I only said the ones I only said the ones that I've met. I'm not saying that they all are, but that being said,

I'm sure that Kyle has met some crazy ones too. So I feel like she probably, if her daughter says, I want to be a makeup artist, I don't know. And we'll see time will tell. We want to see the kids grow up. So Teddy, don't forget who's a makeup artist. Don't think you're wearing makeup every day just because you're going to get today. I'm high, Teddy.

Hi, I'm Teddy. So Teddy is like, the world of makeup has changed every day since I was a kid. And then they show a picture of Teddy dressed as Minnie Mouse. It doesn't seem to have anything to do with the world of makeup, but I love that they did that to her. I mean, one day you're Minnie Mouse and then you're, you know, getting your kids makeup done. Yeah, she goes, yeah, I like really didn't want to have makeup.

And then finally one day I was like, I'm going to do you make up and like, I dyed my hair egg plant. Hi, I'm Teddy. My mom was like, you're not going out like that. And I was like, where exactly who I am. So I've done my hair eggplant. So now in the middle of this Kyle gets a picture from Camille about the bridesmaid dress. Kyle just signed this to be brought to me. Yeah, this is so Camille. They've been. She's like, she basically has, there's like a, it's like a Navy dress with like a little

cap sleeve. And Kyle is furious and she doesn't want to be furious on camera, but she's furious. Yeah, she's like, I'm going to have a tiny squished pork chop, uh, squished pork chop arm. And I'm like, yeah, why do you think she picked it? You honestly think Camille grammar is going to let anybody look better look better than her never wedding Camille is playing the long game she's like I'm gonna finally get back to Kyle after what she did to me season one it took me nine years but here I am capsule leaves. So they're talking about this RV trips they're gonna take and Teddy's like well I mean I don't

have anything organized, but you know, my husband has an RV because he likes going to games. I'm like, oh, God, he's that guy. He bought an RV just to a Rams game. I mean, yeah, this is so Teddy. This is pretty much sums up everything wrong with Teddy this season.

My husband has an RV to go to games. No, I'm done with you, Teddy. Okay, I'm officially done. I'm not with you Teddy. Okay. I'm officially done I'm not done with Teddy. I still have a place in my heart for her because you know ever since Lisa called her Teddy bear She'll always be teddy bear to me too, but I really don't approve of this I'm not I'm I support RVs and I support going to football games and tailgating I just think it's weird to buy an RV in LA to go from the hills to downtown. So you can.

You know who I'm, yeah, you know who I'm at for the neighbors, because you know they park that thing on their tiny little street. Nobody can get up or down the street while they're trying to go anywhere. And you know, it's like an eye sore and people pay millions of dollars to live there. And they have to deal with this fucking thing. It looks like a tour, but it's just like a big, excessive, not good for the planet thing. Like, how about you get a Hibachi grill? Okay, I'm putting in the trunk.

So they're going to do this RV trip and Erica, they show a clip of them deciding to do it. And Erica's like, I definitely want to go camping. I was like, well, thanks for the flashback, guys. Thanks for, thanks for really informing us of the different layers going on here. We then go to Rina's house, and she has chopped the fuck out of her pillows. Like, they are all mold or teeth that have just been extracted. I don't know if you noticed, but they, like, she must have gone to every single pillow and done some sort of like, she must have taken a baseball bat them

You're like I need to get those you need to chop in the center because they look they were like thwacked I mean it was like that crease was all the way down to the middle of that pillow. I'm not taking the firm you to day pillow I don't want to see a single flat top any pillow. I need to chop every single one. Not today, fellow. Not today. How are you? How are you, pillow? How are you? Hi, I'm Lisa Rina. Hi. So she's face timing or she's on the phone with Harry and she's like, Harry, the carpet guys you're here, but we don't have those poles. He's like, what poles, honey? Check the poles, the polls for the carpet. Harry the polls for the carpet. He's like, oh, they're in the basement. She's like, Harry can do anything. I mean, everything sees you're when he's here. He's like a human X. Okay, first of all, let me let me let's talk about this. Harry hides the polls from you so that you have to call and say where the polls are so that he can be a hero in the end.

It's a very elaborate way out. A very elaborate, low-stakes scheme. Well, that's marriage, you know. You get each other any way you can. Yeah. Or he just doesn't want polls hanging around because he wants random polls in the apartment. Am I right? Am I right? So then Lisa decides to face America who's like in rehearsal on stage and so she's like, Gus, I'm here with all the guys on stage like, ha! Like, yes! And Rin is like, oh my god, I love those glasses and the stupidest fucking glasses I've ever seen in my life, They're ridiculous.

And these humongous pink, it's like a Milton Burrell, you know, on an island. Not bad of it. Not bad of it. And she's like, oh yeah, the Gucci. Yes, Erica, we figure. Yeah, she's a pretty crazy face. Yeah. So, Rinna's telling Erica that Lisa didn't show up to Camille's shower.

And then she told Camille that she wasn't actually invited. And although I think, and by the way, our theory last week we said, isn't it possible that that Vanderbomb just blocked Kyle? Because Kyle kept on saying delivered as if that was like proof of anything, like delivered only means that the text went through. It doesn't mean that was actually seen. So Lisa actually said in a blog this week, I didn't mean to hold thing but in the blog she said, I blocked Kyle. After she left my house and the hanky couldn't get her ankles, I blocked her. She said, why would I want to go to that anyway with a bunch of women

who have been mean to me? But she didn't say whether or not she got the invitation. So, who knows? So, I still think she did and she just ignored it. But let's see here. Yeah, Eric is like, we're sold out. And Eric just keeps like, she does not give a fuck about this conversation. All she's doing is turning in circles with her phone held out so you can see the stage and the audience and stuff like that. And then it's just still trying to talk about Vanderbump. Yeah, exactly. And now Rin has upset that Vanderbump hasn't reached out to speak to anyone in the group. It's like, don't just turn your back on us. I mean, even though we turn our back on you, don't turn your back on us.

We're friends, we jump speed. Come on. And also notice that Erica dropped oh, yeah the invitation the invitation to the shower I know I got one through an email So they're getting that in there so right banner prompt can't just say she didn't get the text mm-hmm Yeah, so now we go to a gym in Malibu where Aaron and Denise are like working out Slash getting ready to have around 45 of sex for the day. He is Aaron's looking weights, he's like, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh.

Oh yeah! And I realized that like when Aaron talks, he really does talk like he's in a soft-core porn. He sort of has that like monotone voice of a bad actor with like mixed with the crappy dialogue that they put in to try to like make the softcore porn feel like at least there's a movie going on around the sex scenes, you know?

Like everything he says sounds like softcore porn like non-sexing parts. Oh yeah. She's like, God, I love fucking working out with her. What a mother fucking happy to dick that guy is you know, I forget how hot he is We pick up a five in the morning fuck every day and go to the gym. Yeah, go there second workout of the day Go to knees down girl. She just lessed all out I love trailer park Denise. She's cracking me up on so glad she's on this show She's so good and does nothing but she's so good. And for those of you who are like,

how dare you call her trailer park? She was hanging out with Miss Vicki Gumbels in this weekend, so don't argue with me. You can't argue. Yeah. Yeah, and the half of these women are about to go on a trip on an RV anyway, so enough. So then Denise is, she's like, well, you know what?

I feel bad for Lisa, mainly because she's not having sex every morning at 5 a.m. But on top of that, no one likes her anymore, so I think there's been a miscommunication and, you know, I want to mediate it. I have a lot of experience being a mediator because I've had a lot of fucking mediation with my ex. And then she smiles. I love that. She says this and then just smiles at us. Like, you know what I mean. Oh, saying, and then she starts crying because her kid texts us if she can go to the dance and she's like, yeah, I just feel bad. I feel like I fucked up a lot with her dad, you know, time just goes so fast. Uh, and it's so hard to

go from fucking up with her dad to now just fucking a new dad. God, it's hard. Yeah. And now she's, you know, you did the best you could. And from my perspective, I wouldn't change a thing because everything that's happened into my life has led me to you. I'm like, well, yeah, I mean, everything in your life has gotten better and better and better. Yeah. Mr. Or like energy magnetism. Consul.

You see it there. Yeah, whatever it is. And by the way, you gave him way too much inflection okay because it was more like it's okay baby they'll always be your daughters every road leads back to you baby every road leads back to you baby mmm and she's like but you're not a parent and he goes well maybe I got kids floating around out there. And I don't know. And she just stares at him.

And he's like, I am kidding. She's like, she's sad. I don't, she's like, with a dick like that, I know you ain't fucking kidding. And I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that. Hello, this is Lisa Rina. We have an ad coming up.

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So then we get Dary in the car and man, you wanna talk about kids I wanna rescue, these two. They're so cute. Dary has you, you're the stamp children and they came out of Dary. How does this happen? They are cute. So you have on, so Dary's in the back seat for some, she's in the back, but like the way back

for reasons that don't totally make sense. And then Jagger and Phoenix are there and Phoenix is in like more of like a kid's seed and Jagger, whatever. So Jagger's playing a guitar and he's like, are you ready to do this? Rock and roll. And then Phoenix taking after her mother. That's a pineapple classic to read. Boys, mother. That's a pineapple. Classic to read. Boys, I think that's a pineapple. Lisa Van der Pachter, this guitar, I'm gonna find apple!

I went and I saw a concert by the Hugh and they were all playing pineapples. Jacob tried to play a power napalini. Cut up his hand! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, just, it's not working for me and my family. No, so she goes over to Kyle's house with the kids and the kids all hang out together. And Phoenix walks into Portia's room and she goes, those are my goals. Yeah. Portia is there with her friend. And it's just so weird because now Portia is, is like turning into a tween. And like her friend has her hair and like little buns and everything and I

Don't know I had a lot of weird emotions. I was like this is Curly up. It's crazy. He's seen Portia be so old. I know. I feel like Portia is gonna be a mean girl there. I said it I hope not come on Portia. I'm rooting for you. It's okay. You know the thing is this we're gay men and we like mean girls So it's okay. Yeah, that's true. At least I'll have someone to sit with at lunch. It's really a compliment It's a compliment. Okay. Why do you think we watch these shows? Oh, so Doreet is my cow This back yard is a dream a dream This back y'all, this is a dream, a dream, I said, the echoio! And then cows, like, are these fucking dogs?

Get over here, I'll get you a cracker! Yeah, she's offering crackers to a dog. See, this is why Kyle can never be the savander-promp. I don't know if dogs love crackers. Do they like crackers? I mean, they like a lot of things. Of course, dogs like everything. You can give a dog a piece of alpoup.

And they'll be like, delicious. They'll roll over and they'll do anything you want. It is funny the way Kyle really does emulated Lisa. I mean she really does all those dogs the backyard Yeah Um, and then she goes she's like come over here. I'll give you a cracker so the dogs come and to read goes They're like having children Like mm-hmm lady who gave two up. Like, you're gonna come up with a couple of- Exactly.

A lot of dogs, a lot of dogs going on here. So the women are all gonna be going to see Boy George at the Greek because they'll be playing there and so Doreet and P.K. invited them all, et cetera. And then, but did Doreet invite the Savander pump to the concert and so at least Doreet's like, no, I don't want to exclude her, but I also don't want her to be there. I'm like, well, I'm excluding her. She wants some distance.

I'm not gonna cry, so I'll tell you that right now. And then what happens and that happening is so fun because without Lisa and Anna prompt there, they're gonna have to fight with each other. And you know it's going to work out great I think. Yeah it's like that part in survivor when after the merge when one tribe finally gets rid of their rival tribe and then they have to turn on each other and they're like oh fuck I was not expecting this. Pretty much and then Kyle's like yeah I feel the same way it's on her. So then we go over to Lisa Vanderppum's who's new dog or not new dog, but my new favorite dog of her is Binky. It's just splaid out on the floor in front of that glass front door waiting for her. Yeah. And Lisa has now that she's like has no more friends on the cast. She now has a new friend

named Alina. This is like a Russian lady. And she's like showing Alena like that where the kitchen used to be. This used to be my kitchen. This used to be literally empty a lane of things for joining the cast. Well done your power of observation is blowing us bowling us over. Hmm. If you're racing the negativity of the past three months cost 300 grand so be it darling as a girl Do you know how much pain I have get your fucking crew in here? I'm doing this Ron. I've been eating like chips Yeah, I mean I've totally been doing this wrong Selina's like we will change the lights white and Change it all change it all okay goodbye and she just like leaves a lane in the kitchen. She's like, I'm going down to Villa Blanca.

So I'm going to promote my restaurant on camera with some newbie. Yeah. Doesn't age me yet. So she goes over to Villa Blanca with a pile of guests wrapped in bright pink paper. Oh, and try a different Villa Blancaanca and one falls over in the back seat and sick. I'm sorry, I manipulated that president of falling over. So, so we get to villa blanca and by the way, also, you have to respect whatever PA had to sit and watch footage of Lisa Vanderpump driving all the way from her house, all the way down to Villa Blanca, and had to sit there and watch and see if anything

interesting happened, and then they're like, aha, at 22 minutes and 38 seconds, a present fell over a little bit, and Lisa flipped in the back seat. Go like, market, market down, Ted. Putting it in the show, putting it in the show. And of course, here we are talking about it, so good job.

So I think that we need to get a union involved in this because what the fuck is Rosio doing there doing your flowers. Okay. She has enough to do for a loan. Yeah, please please Rosio is doing flowers in Villa Blanca. I mean I feel like she's being abused. She's like darling Rosio my job with the Now, please take these gifts. Can you, can you please rewrap them? I'm embarrassed that they're pink. I'm like you're embarrassed that they're pink. Everything's pink. I know, I know. And then Denise shows up too quickly. So she doesn't have time to like change the wrapping paper as if they're just some like wrapping paper lying

around Villa Blanca, by the way probably is We have some it's the choking hazard time It just looks like around all the menus. They just like wrap all their menus wrapping paper So so the knees shows up and they sit down and Lisa's like, oh, I'm so embarrassed about the wrapping papers is Garage pink it's very to read chem's leave you know what I'm saying All right now open them it's pink Pocelyn You're just talking about how embarrassed you are about pink and you're giving her pink thing She also was so excited for Denise to get this present and like I was expecting something amazing like

one of a kind handbag or some jewelry or a ticket to a something another and it was just like I'm sure very expensive but it was a pink boss I'm like hmm yeah pink porcelain bosses she's like who wouldn't die for a pink person who says I'm out of touch who says I'm not a hip-young something another here enjoy this pink porcelain vase and you know that Denise was looking I like What is this the porcelain captain for my husband's dick? We're even fitting this thing, huh?

And you know Denise is there for serious business because when she orders her drink she's like I like you cast a me go single I was like whoa single wow She's a business launch can't go out can't go crazy Lisa did you say this already when Lisa goes who can refuse pink porcelain? Question for the ages It's a pink When I was little I would say to Nanny K. Please for Christmas. Can I just get some pink porcelain? I just want pink porcelain

This is a fucking nanny k. Get out to me. Get out How dare you look at this locket look at it. Who do you think that third person is? Denise is like what she's like. Where there's a lot going down how are those with and and Denise is like No, you seem a lot better, but and no, one scene went to you, huh? She was, yes. And that's been my choice. And Denise is like, yeah, I mean, they still care about you, especially Kyle. You know, she's wearing pink everyday. She's driving a car just like yours. She got a swing just like yours in her backyard. She's calling her husband, Kenny. Yeah. Come on. And he's like, I don't think so. I don't need more uglyness in my life right now.

So then we cut back to Deneas' Kyle talking and talking about how Deneas' going to be meeting with Lisa Vanderpump. And Deneas' like, well, I think it's good. I think that Deneas will be using Kid Gloves PK. And Doreet also says that Denise is good for the job because Denise has had similar experience with, or has had experience with similar personality is like Charlie Sheehan. I'm kind of with an idiot.

He's like, uh, you and Kyle is like, wait a second. Yeah, I'm just like, I'm the one trying to push this lady out and even I wouldn't say that Where you know a winning To end the half-lose eluses And Kyle's like well they are both burgos and they tend to be me me me me me me me me me me me so I guess there are similarities You know Kyle shut the fuck up and get something else to talk about okay I know you talked about your kids fucking makeup career for about five minutes But every single scene does not have to revolve around least of banner club

If you're gonna push her out push her out do something else. Let's see how you swim on your own Don't talk about me me me me me me and then drive a stupid three-wheel go-car to sabzy market, okay? Don't do that. And then don't say me, me, me, me, me, me, when you just made your idiot friend drive all the way to Encino, like to showcase your dogs. We were so angry about nothing. I like Kyle.

I hate Kyle. I like I have historically liked Kyle, but I just I'm like, I mad at her this season because I think she played a role in all this and she's acting like she didn't and that bothers me Yeah, she's a horrible human being So Denise so back to Denise and Lisa and you know Denise is basically like you know what I Went through she's like, you know what I went through shit I went through hell and I had to live live interviews and everyone was getting me shit. And I could have canceled my interviews,

but I didn't. I just didn't do that. And I thought Lisa Vanderpump's response was actually very honest. She's like, I can't explain why I want to retreat. I just do. I just do. Maybe it's because I live in a house

that's much better than garbageers think house. And then to me, Stella, she's like, you know, I would think that she'd want to explain yourself as she didn't do these things. And I'm with Denise on this. I mean, I think that you get, you've had your week rip where you get to hide and cry and be a victim and you deserve it. But come on. Like, you're just for yourself.

Yeah. So then Kyle, back to Kyle. Me and then by the way, stand up for yourself. If you're on a TV show, you you're just for yourself. Yeah. So then Kyle, back to Kyle. Me and then by the way, stand up for yourself. If you're on a TV show, you should stand up for yourself. If you were real life, it's like, bye, bye, bye. You're not my friends. But on a TV show, you know, defend yourself a little bit. Yeah.

So Kyle's like, well, no one calls her out in real life because she just surrounds herself with people who don't call her out on their shit. I'm like, really, Kyle? Hmm. Really? Hi, her name is Fay Resnick. Have you met her?

Have you seen the horrible thing she does to your house? She never calls you out. You literally pay your best friend to be your best friend. Yeah, less stuff it, lady. Yeah, last time I checked, Glenn never said no to you. Or a fat burger. Bless Glenn. I miss that fat burger truck. I really do. It'll be back. The favorite thing about Kyle was that she always had Glenn and a fat burger. Bless Glen, I miss that fat burger truck. I really do.

That was my favorite thing about Kyle, was that she always had Glen and a fat burger truck. I know. Honestly, that almost makes up for all of this. Because if you go to a party that Glen's put together and there's a fat burger truck, I'm not mad at it. I'm into it. That's the only thing I like about Kyle.

I like that when my only gift that I've ever used of Kyle is when she's walking away from like the pump opening or whatever and she's eating our hamburger from hamburger heaven. Oh no, that's not what it was. She's walking underneath the hamburger heaven sign. So I've used that one online. I've used to because the other one is at her white party when she's seeing the fat burger. She's like sitting on a step being a fat burger, which is really her most relatable moment. You know, that was what Kyle for the longest the longest time was like, she would, she would, like, she would fly off the handle and be like, oh, what a mega bitch.

But then there was stuff about her that was like so relatable. And I just feel like, remember, she used to do ads for Target. Like, this is what's in my closet, you know, and it just like, like, in a weird way, like her fire and ice personality, it just, even though there were times where I thought she was so crazy, it just like, like in a weird way, like her fire and ice personality, it just even though there were times where I thought she was so crazy, it just sort of like resonated, and no, it's not. Yeah, she's terrible. So then to me, back with to me, she's like, you know, you friends say things, they do things,

maybe it's screw math hookers right in front of your kids or whatever, but stuff, end of the day, you're kind of respect each other Vanderpros like You do not call people Oh If you love and respect them yeah, and then she's like you don't she's like you don't scream at someone and let them go to bed And tears if you love them. I'm like I guarantee there are hundreds of people who've gone to bed and tears because of stuff at least a van to pump us out to them. I guarantee it Yeah, and obviously you've never dated me obviously. She's never met James Kennedy, huh?

So then it comes back to Carl and Carl like she's gonna make herself a victim You know because every time she's wrong about something she bolts and can't face people. Yeah, but then the stuff that they're showing They show a montage of Lisa bolting. But I it's all she's bolting from stuff that Kyle's doing to her. Every single one of those things, well, it's like times that Kyle has tried to confront her and kind of like take her down a peg. So it's she's always bolting. And honestly, like, if you have the same friend who's coming at you over

and over again, at a certain point, you'll be like, you know what, I'm done with her. Yeah. Um, so Kyle is now, you know, they're, they're, the other housewives are trying to take a page out of Vanderpump's book. They're like, if she's just going to act like a victim, we're going to act like the victim, right? Yeah. So now everybody's trying to outvict him each other. So Kyle's like, that's just what Vanderpump does.

I wish he could come back and just figure this out. But, you know, I guess it's just not as important to her. Whatever. Yeah, and then to reach like, you know, I haven't heard anything from Lisa. And, you know, Kyle and Lisa had the argument, why do I get cut out? And like, well, then just call her, please. Like, let's not, it's not rocket science.

If you feel like you got to call her. Yeah, you got to call her. Yeah, because you told Teddy, in front of everyone, Teddy, I believe every single thing that you've told me. So thank you. Yeah, and that's all I remember. That's why she cut you out, you dope. Also because your actions got this ball rolling

and you were acting like the ultimate victim. When actually it's Lucy, Lucy Abelgees, who's the victim. Yeah. And so that's also people who believe in rhyming, the real victims. Also people who say in rhyming the real victims also people who say So Lisa's like well And so I guess I'm sorry Denise is trying to get Lisa to go on this RV trip and Lisa's like even if she said

We were going shopping in Paris with George Clooney. I would pass But in RV No Oh But in RV Oh Tim he's stalling I don't want you to fear that you have to defend me. I'm not defending you. Why not darling I'm thinking the errands dick right now to be honest So then Mac at Kyle's Jagger has to pee and Kyle's like just go pee in the tree. So she's like, KWOOOOO!

And then Kyle points out that little boy is left to just go pee all around her. And then we see a clip of Brandy's kid and then who else's kid did it? Teddy's kid. Yeah. The universe works in strange ways God is trying to tell you something Kyle okay So now so now we go over to Teddy's house at night. It's like concert night So Erica and Rinna show up and Rinna's in full. How are you? How are you? Erica Erica Jane, how are you you are a star you are pet farming

America's like yeah, the show is great. You know, I've got a few hours But then I got a wake up gonna now do a show with balance I'm ready to go jet jet jet, but I got a few hours for boy George So there are like Teddy's giving a tour of her house, which actually I love the house. And there's like a mechanical bull down by the pool. And her like, oh, when my great grandmother died, the funeral we rode the, we haven't rode a mechanical bullson like great grandmother's funeral. And it's like, oh, your great grandmother had a mechanical bull at her funeral. I

Don't even understand that I don't even know how to own that I don't get it here cuz I come from some good time people You know the best that's my life I actually Know you dumb dumb there wasn't a mechanical bolt of funeral. Was that the bother? Went to after the funeral. I don't know the fuck. So then Kyle comes over and Camille comes over and Camille is still... Camille is now in full on Camille mode.

Which I love. And I'm guessing she's gonna stay like this around the season. I've not seen this Camille since season one. I know. It's so welcome in my mind. And she's like, I love Lisa Rina, but she was extremely unfair. And she does that thing where she shakes her head because her eyes don't really move anymore, so she just shakes her head when she's really mad. It's like that former club MTV, like impulse to just sort of like undulate your entire body when you're excited. Extremely, like impulse to just sort of like undulate your entire body when you're excited. Streamly, extremely upsetting.

And then she goes, The life is way too short to hold grudges, which I definitely don't do about anyone. Anyway, did I tape out what Kelsey did the other day? Oh, have I mentioned that dress I'm making Kyle wear at my wedding? Ha! Does anybody catch the cruise who's crying all over the floor because he doesn't want his parents to leave already doesn't want his mom to leave and Ted he goes, yeah, cruise is able to tell anytime I even start to get ready to leave

I'm like, yeah, cuz all your friends are over and you're going hey you guys excited to go to that concert and you're wearing a jacket You're dangling your car keys around okay, yeah So they finally do leave and they make it to the Greek theater and then we see PK. He's like bye-bye Bye-bye bye-bye I've been looking for you. Bye-bye Bye-bye I'll tell you about it later. You can't tell me something important like that and then say I I'll tell you about it later. She's like, you can't tell me something important like that. And then say I'll talk to you about it later, picky.

Well, basically, I said don't confuse Teddy Menon camp or Kyle and Doreen myself. Doreen hasn't done anything wrong, except not for the rules of a very simple dog contract. And so, to whole controversy around here, place I'm turning them in to Australia, and I apologize. I apologize to everyone. Now let's see if a two-year-old Geetz can't get together and sort this all out, Kenny. And you hear Ken on the phone, he's like,

Lisa has heard it with these women. There is no long day in front of these women, but English press too, for Spanish, I don't even know Spanish, I don't even bother pressing anything in there, if that's all I've said, don't. Yeah, and that's when P.K. said what I just said, he said. And because like, well, he said he'll call us back and treat us like, that's all you couldn't

tell him, man, he's like, there's more, but I'll tell you later. Oh, my God, he's P.K. Yeah, seriously. Ooh, big creek for my chair. I'm sorry, but that was a big one. That was, well, you know what, because I I saw an ant and I like, I had to, I saw an ant and so I leaned back to be like, is there any like crumbs around here?

Why is there an ant in this room? This is like not a food room. And then it caused that shanibador. Ha! Ha! It's on the party, but it's Rinna's like, Erica, help us about your show, yo, and maybe stop.

And so Erica's like, well, I'll show what's so loud. And Rinna goes, I So Erica's like I Show was so loud and Rina goes awesome That's done also So could someone press reset on me awesome So Hard I watch it like three times So hard I watch it like three times

Hi, I'm Teddy um, I'm gonna say this now. I didn't want to talk about it for the rest of the night Except we probably will but um, I did send a text to Lisa Vanderpump to invite her to tonight I'm gonna just go It's full of all sorts of noises tonight and Teddy is like let me read the text you it says hi I hope you're well. We have an issue. We can't see eye to eye on I hold no will ellipopsy And we can coexist in this group even though you said you have no interest in coexisting in me I'm gonna stop it there a queen and grab a blizzard right now And I hope it doesn't tell me something horrible that you said about to read. Thanks. Bye. I'm teddy So come here. I'm disappointed. She didn't show up at the shower

Disappointing Yeah, I'm very happy to see you You're really upsetting me. She should come to shower She should support and so upsetting So if you're so sad about it, then why didn't you say that you knew that she was invited? And Camille's like, well, I mean, I just said I didn't know she was invited. She was, yeah, that's the point.

You did know that she was invited. She goes, Oh, you know what? You're right about that. Call me out on that shit. Just go ahead. Call me out on it. Yeah, it's like, um, Camille, they just did. They just did. So, um, it's another woman backstage and, uh, they're like in a green room and Teddy's making drinks and kiles like, um, Teddy, you're not bartending it Tom Tom.

And Teddy goes, I just spit up a carrot. Hi, I'm Teddy. But your fucking brother is, well, not forget that or what? So, are there any more? No, you didn't get a spot on the TV show. So, the girls, yeah, Teddy is pouring up drinks. She's like, you know, I'm totally used to this. No. So then, Teddy asks Erica.

She's like, so Erica, do you like getting character for your show in America's like, Of course I do. Let me explain it to you, huh? There, you're in costume, and you like getting character for your show in America's like, of course I do Let me explain it to you honey. You're in costume and you're in makeup and so it's Yeah, yeah, he's like do you make eye contact with anybody? She's oh yeah, you gotta look out there Especially the ones that know all the lyrics to the song you're looking right the audio patch a post right in the face All those tricky lyrics like, I don't know the fuck, I don't know the fuck.

So Kyle's like, um, Erica, like do you have a backstage like this, and then we see a flashback to Erica with her crew, and just am I going, Dad's it, Dad's it, get rid of this room! Yeah, they're like in a men's room, what's your dudes are fucking in a stall. Yeah, totally like this, just like it. Also, not that different from our green rooms where we go.

To where they're basically been to you guys fucking stalls in the men's room. Yeah, we know. Actually, one of, I think my favorite green room of all time was in Detroit when there was a rat in the walls. And we just sat there listening to the rat and awing at something like where is it? That was the best Yeah So, uh, Kyle's like, oh my god, I would be so nervous You know, I like to think if I was on stage, I would just sit there and talk to everybody

Uh, so this begins Kyle's fantasy of being on stage, right? So then Boy George comes in, he's like, Hello, Skills. Yeah. Hello, Gales. So, yeah, PK George, Boy George and Dorito there. And we learned that Glattus Knight's gonna be coming up on stage and Billy Idol too. And they're like, they're like losing their shit, which is kind of funny. I mean, Glattus Knight, I mean, they're, you know, they're stars. So, especially, Gl to snag. I would lose my shit a little bit more of a Gladys night than Billy Idol, to be honest. Well, Billy Idol is not performing. He's just there to watch, I think. Yeah.

And so, boys, like, let's see here. Who's missing? You know, he comes in on messy as usual. Did you? Yeah. Some some UK dirty work. Yeah. And for those of you who don't get to see it that much on the show, the Twitter, you'll go off. You'll go off on a bit's on Twitter. So he's like, who's missing?

There's Denise who haven't met yet, where she and Drinkers, family night. He's like, bitch. All right, who else? And Kyle's like, at least Vanderbub, have you talked to her, by the way? He's like, I am so upset.

She's not just my gig, so rude. Rude. And they all just stare at him And then it's like even though I didn't invite her because you'll have a row in there. Yeah, and then they all laugh Um, and sorry I'd sit there and run as like She goes she run as like She's like

This is PK's big night and isn't PK isn't PK at least is best friend And I could you basically say that like Lisa should be there and that like isn't Lisa's acting like a baby She should be there and I'm like actually PK is not Lisa's best friend. That would be Martin where is Martin where did Martin go Martin? I don't know Old farting Martin. Oh, Kim Richards' future husband. Yeah, Marin is like, if she really cared about her friends, oh, Marin would be quiet. So then we hear what Lisa's doing,

and it's like bam, bam, bam, bam. Oh, darling, yes. Mm, you like that darling, down to you, you like it. What would I do without you? And then we see that she's brushing her dog's face. I hated this. You know I hated this because- I loved it. What would I do without you? And then we see that she's brushing her dog's face. I hated this You know I hated this cuz I love it. Here's why I hated it cuz we knew she could be just doing something with a dog or the horses Or thank God, but you want to ride and can but we knew it But it went on for so long and it's like I don't want to hear Lisa's sexy noises like it's going on and on

We know what the pay-ups gonna be can we just get? Like, this is going on way too long and it's unpleasant. So then to read, tells the girls back in the dressing room, she's like, Peke's up to kin today. And this says, listen here, you old git. I'm not into getting the round and the round and round. And Kyle's like, well, fine, if Peke can talk to kin, it'll be better for all of us, you know?

Yeah. It's been Billy Idol in China Chow's show up, which is sort of like a bravo callback because China Chow used to host work of art. Oh yeah! I was wondering who she was. Yeah, I couldn't remember who she was, and I of course remember her from the terrible 1999 movie, or the NBA movie, The Big Hit, starring Mark Wahlberg, and trying to child-grout abducted. And I watched that movie because I was in like film critic at the college newspaper and I was assigned to watch the big hit.

And it was awful. Well, I didn't recognize who she was at all, but I thought, well, I don't think she's famous, but she definitely thinks she's famous. Yeah. This is a hello to me, trying to tell. Honestly, I thought she was refreshing. She came in with that beautiful. I don't know his dress robe.

Come on. Oh, I don't know what it was, but she just walked in and I was like, you know what, I'm, I'm, I could use some try to chow right now. Billy idle looked like the star of up. He sings PK's favorite song. That's a moon and moon air. What Pekini it's the most. Moon and moon air. Oh, so Billy I was like, hello.

No, actually I wrote Yolanda without makeup. Oh. Oh. Oh, so many evil mood while I watch the scene. What can I say? Eyes without a face So so I'm a child's like so Billy if you've seen culture club before and Billy's like And Kaga's have you even heard of him?

He's like, I don't know where I am wrong now actually and then guess what Rina says is so I'm like Rina She goes to Billy Island and boy George in the same room. Come on. Are you kidding me right now? Are you kidding me? God right now it's just like having a fit all over. Oh, yeah. Exactly. So meanwhile over in Malibu, Denise and Aaron are having, um, they're having like kids night.

They're just having dinner with Lola and everything, et cetera. And Aaron again in soft core porn voices, God, I love it here. I'm like, okay, we about to go segue into a sexy and because that's what it sounds like. Kind of, but now we talk about how Charlie has Denise read in the tabloids that Charlie was filing to get his child support lowered. And she found out that it's true. Yeah, she had to find out through the tabloids of course. And then she told us she's like, God, it is lost everything. So

he wants to lower the payment. Oh, geez. Idiot. Luzmala's goddamn money. You know, we don't have a pre-muff. I could have taken half of his goddamn penis loving money. And I didn't take it. And, you know, I should have taken some of that goddamn money you know I should take some of that goddamn money because I ought to put some of that fucking money away for that goddamn asshole. Yeah, she's like, you know what? I could have taken half but I didn't because I ain't a greedy fucking whore. That's what I got to say. Smile.

And while she's talking about this, they're sitting with their dog on like the couch or something and I thought it was so funny. You know, Aaron, he's got these like big old arms and he just like takes his hand and just plops it right down on the dog's head and his fingers are like right in the dog's eyes. I don't know if you noticed it. He's like, he was like basically using the dog as an armrest, which I think we do with all our pets.

But he, the way his hand just like flopped down on this dog's head with his fingers in the dog's eyes, you just know the dog was like, um, excuse me. Yeah, fingers are in my eyes. What? Uh, so he's like, we'll work through it honey. So then we go back to the Greek and PK's walking the girls to their seats and stuff and it's like whoa. Hi. Hello. Hi Yo, how are you? See how how are you see good night moon?

Good night moon good night stars Good night trees good night. I don't know the rest of it. Oh hell works though And so Trees like I'll send my book seats America's like hey Hey, uh, Doreen. It's me Erica now You remember that I got leave early I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. and it's like, I love All Tumble for you. It's such a fun song, but it was sort of like a sad, like adult contemporary, like, it was just like, I just didn't like the arrangement. So, which, yeah. It was definitely like a dinner cruise. It was a dinner cruise version, like,

boy George, your boy George, you can, this is not right, but then it doesn't matter because Rina was like, it was like a chance for all the women to do their crazy dancing. Rena was doing her, her like, her hip thing that she does, you know, like side to side. And then Camille was doing her club MTV slash night at the palms, Casino dance where she like, like, whips her head around and her boobs, et cetera. And Kyle was doing her squat dance.

Yeah, I'm surprised you didn't do the splits in the Greek. I'm surprised. Yeah't do the splits in the Greek. I'm surprised. Yeah. Someone probably stopped her. They're like, man, we do not have the insurance for what you would catch on the floor of the Greek. Yeah, and then something Gladys Knight comes on the stage and Kyle's like, look at me, goose bumps.

I'm like, like you don't even know Gladys Knight is Kyle. If you're meaning to tell me that collegeers knows who Gladys Knight is. So everybody is going crazy and Boy George has to read the lyrics by the way with Gladys Knight. I was like, thanks for putting in the effort, boy. Well, PK probably changed the song at the last second. Boy George was like, damn him.

Was there a thing by the way, you know, one thing we have not mentioned now that we have a Game of Thrones podcast, wasn't the whole thing that like PK and Boy would watch Game of Thrones and kick to read Kick the read out the bedroom while they watched it Oh, is that what they were watching? I just flash back to me. I don't know Non-essential detail. I could be confabulating Well, they're singing the song and he's reading the lyrics, you know off the page and the lyrics are The truth is a runaway train. The truth is a runaway train and caucus. What does that mean the truth is a runaway train. The truth is a runaway train in Calcutta. What does that mean?

The truth is a runaway train. Which is so difficult. Of course, she does know what that means. I'm just like, oh, I'll explain it to you. I'll explain that very simple and obvious metaphor to afterwards. I mean, honestly, Kyle, honestly, it's like, just like try to think of what a train is and what a runaway train is. And then how that could be truth. Just try.

Make an effort, Kyle. So then, uh, Camille tells Rina, she's like, these are Rina, everyone's getting along so well. And Rina goes, when's the shoe gonna drop Cam out? When is that shoe got me? Drop came out. At which point a shoe physically falls off of theher eats foot. Goys. So then, and then feels like, ah, she's bullying me. So then, Erica leaves and then a choir comes out

by on stage. It's like at this point, they clearly don't have a lot for this episode. So it's basically like a concert episode now. It's like now we're watching live concert footage. It's like, yeah. So now this choir comes on and boy George starts singing new song and he's like, there's a train at the station that's ready to leave.

I'm like, it's just like, it's tonight, tonight's the night of like all train songs. And Kyle, it's just so confused. Wait, a train trying to leave? What does that mean? Does he have a song about a mini go-car to cost $40,000? Does the train go to the Sabzi market? What does the train put its groceries?

She's just very, very confused. And I like Ben P.K.s like, girls, you have to see this moment. This moment is beyond. And it's a choir. Like wow, it's crazy. I've never seen this. Part of me wonders if they Bravo did not not get the rights for Minette Train and so therefore they had to like sing other train songs to sort of connote the fact that Minette Train

to Georgia was performed at that concert. Yeah it's like they she'll be coming around the mountain when she comes. When she comes. The actual band train comes out. Just sings songs. And Carl's like, I feel so lucky being here. What an amazing night. There's been so much negativity lately. And it's nice that we can finally just laugh and have fun together.

Mm-hmm. So they go backstage afterwards and George is just hanging out in the dressing room. And they all come in and Kyle starts asking questions. She's like, do you ever feel vulnerable? Like I would be scared someone would want to do something to me. And did you just imagine George is staring at her like, I once changed an escort to an radiator? I'm not only scared.

Yeah, I think you should be scared in this situation. I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, should be scared of this situation. I'm good. I'm good. You really want to hurt me. Ha ha ha ha. Because it's a lyric of one of his songs. And PK is like, nobody thinks that Carl. All right, you could have issues.

Please, you can't even get on with your best friends. You could have issues. And she's like, PK and Jerry is like, PK. And he's like, it's a joke. And she's like, PK,I! He's like, it's a joke. And she's like, she's like, um, PIKI, you're the exact same fucking position. And PIKI is like,

it's an English joke, not an American joke. I'm sorry, you don't understand English jokes. It's like, I hate to brush your bubble, but Lisa isn't speaking to you either. And he's like, well, Kenny is,

we speak for an hour, so whatever. And he told me I can call him Kenny now, so that, you know, normally I would, Kenny, I've never heard that before never normally I would actually be sort of like on Kyle's side Like it was sort of a dick joke and it's like a pk you guys are all in the same boat But then again Kyle doesn't understand the truth is the runaway train So I kind of get it if she doesn't understand the joke. She's yeah

Pk is wrong Pk is a total asshole, but I mean it's Kyle. So I like it. So by the way, if you have up to Kyle, it may as well be Dereet's idiot husband. And by the way, theory time for Ben, the way that PK is acting about this whole thing,

where he's like really eager to talk to Ken and Lisa, and the way that he's sort of like snapping at Kyle is almost like he's trying to separate and what even what he said on the phone. He's separating himself and Doreet from Kyle and the rest of the pack. Because it's almost like he wants to get back in with them. And I actually makes me think that maybe that PK and Doreet were not the ones who planted the story because I think at that point, PK was starting to want to, like, like it had gotten out of hand and he's like,

oh shit, like I need to get back in the good graces. Yeah, Carl even says that later. She's like, oh, so now you're giving me a jab and trying to get back and leasing Ken's good graces. Is that what's happening here? Although I mean, it's totally an accurate read. I mean, an argument could be married that the article was leaked in order to make

to read look even more like the victim And then he didn't realize that that they would actually wait It could be that that they didn't they didn't expect to be iced out either way whatever whatever it is They're mad at Kyle because Kyle caused them to be iced out and that was never part of the plan Whether they leaked it or not and that's where this anger is really coming from. Because Kyle fucked it all up for them. As usual. My theory is very not well constructed today. And I apologize. I think it's a bunch of assholes who, you know, the tides are turning on them. So another all trying to blame each other and get each other in trouble. And then Kyle's like, whatever, I've been defending you, which is also bullshit, because as we'll get to later when she's fighting

with the re, but that's also bullshit. So Kyle's like, the whole reason I got into this was speaking up on your wife's behalf. Yeah, like you haven't had an ax to grind for the past nine years, Kyle. Okay. You can do it every other season. Yeah, it's a little bit of like a martyr moment, which feels not quite hard.

She's using to read situation to get back at Vanderpom. Like, what the fuck business is this of Kyle's? And Kyle's also the one who's brought it up in every damn scene this entire season. At the dog, the dog, making dog jokes, trying to get everybody talking about the dog. So please give me a break, Kyle. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. So the next to read's like, beakin' boy, and even Lisa Vanderp is like, that was a nasty comment. And they're like, yeah, it really was. P.K. and his Joe said, no, sorry about Lisa Rina from last week. What a nasty comment. And you've been defending her the whole time. God, it would be nice if someone defended me against Lisa. And then meanwhile, back in the green room, she's like, P.K.

He don't know these women. So you can't say these jokes. P.K. and he's like, I don't need to know them. I made a joke. I'm like, actually, when you make a joke, you really do need to know your audience. So that's why you don't. And then, you've got Teddy pulling an exact same thing that's pulling the Teddy move that she's always pulling. She's like, that was on purpose.

He said that on purpose. Teddy's getting all wild up on something that's out of her fucking business. And then she's like, whatever conversation he had with Ken, got him to a place where this is how he's acting now. So maybe making it sound like Lisa and Ken have their own. Have they heard?

They've been manipulated another. Another, right, they're the masterminds. I'm like, no, it's that he is like, Lisa and Ken are kind of like the meal ticket or something. They're like the cool friends. And Pegay totally lost the connection with the cool friends and now he's pissed and he's trying to get back in.

Well, also, Darius, one of the least popular housewives, I mean, arguably the least on this show, PK owes millions of dollars just to people. It is about to get his life ruined. And he kind of needs a job at the moment. So he kind of kicked his, he kind of looked at his geth horse in the mouth. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. So yeah, PK keeps saying, is it joke, baby? Is it joke?

So, to reach... She was an asshole, but I don't care because I hate Kyle. So then outside Kyle is still fuming. And she's like, this whole situation, PK and Lisa were, now PK is kissing Lisa's ass well, good luck with that. Good luck with your wife, too. Yeah. And Rinna's also a mad mad now Rinna and Teddy have worked

themselves into an anger over nothing basically you're gonna say PK loves to stir the shit and I say that because I love to stir the shit I love it so much how are you shit Mr. are you from one shit search another I can call it another search it or shit and then Rinna's like I totally get it Kyle I totally get it you me I was like yeah that's deep and Kyle goes you know what this is all based on you And your wife giving up your dog like she starts getting nasty because Kyle will throw your ass right under the bus Yeah, when she feels the need to but the rinse is like she's here. She's here Yeah, so the reek comes out to defend pk. He didn't mean it that way was English humor. Have you ever heard of English humor before? I'll get where you're coming from car. Was it stupid? Yes, was it idiotic? Yes, does it have rosicia?

Yes Does it limp sometimes because it falls asleep on it to me? Yes Does it go to bed with Cheetos dust on it, shit? Yes! Like, it's in the pointer, right? Yeah. And then Teddy's sitting there, she's like, she's like, you know what the horror part is?

That like, he then says we're good and then like me and Ken are good. And it's like, you know what? That doesn't matter. Okay, I'm not talking about that right now. Teddy! I love when Teddy's like making a Teddy's mad that he's aligned again with the Vanderpump.

It's like, she's such a transparent asshole at this point. And 30 seconds doesn't matter. Teddy! And he's like, but that's the heart of the situation. She's, let me have a conversation with Kyle. But you see. When Doreet loses her shit on Teddy, it is so funny. She just gets, because Doreet spends so much of her time kissing everyone else's ass.

So then when she just like lets out her true frustrations, and she always lets them all out on Teddy, it is so hilarious. Because Teddy's like, I am Teddy. And she's like, she just always unloads right on Teddy. Shut up, Teddy Teddy. No, but Teddy's one of those people that's just like mad about everything all the time. Now, that's how she's like, she's the great hair guy. She just talked to me with soap and appropriate.

It's like Teddy, this isn't about you. Stay out of this. Like, I feel like Doree. And I don't like sympathizing with Doree. I'm like, I'm like, I'm just shot out. I know. Why are you yawning at me? I'm like trying to tell you what we all percepted

and what happened. And then Doree just, well, I'm happy for you. Which is great. It's my friend. And she's like, um, I'm sure it was very annoyed that I made a good point. I know. Teddy. Shut up.

How many times do you need to shut the fuck up, Teddy? Read the room. Oh my god. Do read, do read being personickity and Kyle starting to yell. I love that. That's my favorite side of their personal is I want more of that. God, and Teddy's like, okay, you can go ahead now. Like, thanks for your permission, Teddy.

Yeah. The tree's like, thank you. And then Kimmiel's like, you know, me and Tariq have our problems, but... I'm going to start with her on this one. Teddy and her big mouth. No, it all Teddy. It's not the right time to insert yourself into that conversation. Beary in. And then she says, like, Flings herself at the camera. She flings her arms out and like flings towards the camera. It's like, did you just get re-rended in this interview? Like, what is happening to you,

Camille? Oh, I spilled my colada. So, um, so Kyle, again, now is like, she's like elevating herself up to like full St.hood. She's like, my whole fight has been protecting you two. I've been trying to protect the two of you. I'm like, why did you come on? Why? You started this shit and you could, oh my god. And Doree calls her out. Yeah, Doree's like, no, you'll fight us about your own problems. And it's like, no, if I wasn't friends with you, I would've stood up for her no matter what. But I had to be on it.

Well, because she goes, actually specifically, well, it's pretty much what you just said, but Kyle's like, if it were just about Lisa and me, I would've defended her blindly, like she wants, like she wants me to to which is such a loaded thing to say. It's still like in Kyle's defense of herself and even of Lisa, she's totally putting Lisa down and asserting that Lisa's the manipulator. I still think Kyle's behind all this. Yeah. Well, I think Kyle's behind it all, but I think that she tries to do a Vander Prump thing where she makes everyone else do the dirty work. I mean, she had to do a lot of the bringing it up to get everybody else to do it, like she had

to give Rina her cues for sure, where she's like, Rina, what about the dog? I'm Rina's like, what are you talking about the dog? What dog? The dog, you know, I think she's trying to manipulate it kind of in that way, but yeah, it's just point. So anyway, to this fight, Teddy is like, Teddy's telling us, it's really weird watching to read and Kyle, fight about who's better friends with Lisa, like it's beyond, this whole thing is beyond. I'm like, really, Teddy, because this whole thing centers around you texting some 22-year-old obsessively

about shit that was none of your business in the first place that you decided to like, turn into a big fight on national television. Yeah, and meanwhile, Rin is like, you know what? I'm sick of British humor. I should stop being friends with British people. That's British humor. You know what?

I wish I could hide behind British humor. No. I'm just an asshole with iconic hair and big lips. I'd love that she elevated her hair to iconic. She's like, I'm declared a man here as iconic. That was the point. Yeah, and I don't know. You know, when have to clarify it. My hair is iconic. That was the point. And I don't know, you know, when she's saying it's British humor, I don't know how she's really tried to make what she's saying British humor ever. Like, she says like, where people doing cook in your bathroom, that's not really

humorous or a joke. You know what I mean? That's horrible. Yeah. I don't know. It's just a weird comparison. So, but she has always hated that. And you're particularly pretty Schumer, though. Well, one people, yeah, well, it needed to be done. Yeah. Needed to be. That was some English humor for you, only.

I'm here to fight for the real problems. I think English humor is getting a bad rap. Okay, PK is not an ambassador for English humor. He is like every time he gets into trouble, it's like, it's English human, babe. English human. It's like, no, you're joke about the panties? Not English humor. You're joke right now about Kyle. That was a passive-aggressive dig. Even though I'm not- Yes, we know him anti-kyle. That was a passive-aggressive dig. That's not English humor. So, Rin is like, you know what, guys, we gotta go. I've just filmed a whole scene on the park bench.

I'm not here for this. I mean, I've been in portrait mode on an ice-home for this entire scene. So, Teddy goes up to Darius. He's like, you know what, when you get mad, I don't want you snapping at me. She's like, all right, well then I don't want you jumping down my throat, Teddy, Teddy Bear, as I should call you. Okay.

I'm gonna say, you did snap to me. You did snap, okay. And we're like, maybe because I'm sick say you did snob to read you did snob okay? I'm sick of that dude and I'm cold stinted and I'm having a go at me. I'm sorry about being aggressive. I'm gonna say good good good. Yeah I can just imagine Rina as like having her on daytime court show. She's like, all right, plain to say what your issue is. Well, she was supposed to pay me a rant and she never did. Good, get down. Good, say it. Say it. I'm out. I love this. So then Kyle just tells to reach. She's like, okay, I'm pissed, but like I was offended in the moment, but I'm not gonna, you know, make this

Erick is vagina for two years, okay? Like I'll let it go and then Kyle tells us she's like, well I carry it forever No, but right now I pissed off fuck you PK. Sorry. It's British humor. I'm gonna go good once again Kyle not being able to carry it off I cannot believe how impassioned we became over what was actually a fairly dull episode of like watching some women go to a concert at the Greek and a Stahlja concert. I didn't at the end they had like a miscommunication, but we are so fired up. I am fired up because now I'm even mad at least a I am fired up because now I'm even mad at everyone except for Denise. And honestly, I could probably get mad at her if you say the right thing. Oh, god, this shows always fun to talk about. It's the most ridiculous housewives.

Yeah, people are wondering. That's the thing. And like, no one wants to admit that they're sucked into this petty drum. Everyone's like, I'm so sick of it. I'm so sick of this, you know, because there was discussion that Beverly Hills ratings are like, through the roof.

And everyone's like, why is it through the roof? It's like the stupidest storyline. You know, it's like the dog who cares about the dog because even though it's stupid storyline there's a fucking big few mad there's a big feud going on right now and we all want to take sides and whenever that happens huge ratings so that's why we're all we're all involved yeah I'm invested as used okay everybody thanks so much for being here go get our live show tickets over watch at crarapins.com. That is also where you'll find links to our

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