Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Troop Beverly Hills

Episode Date: May 8, 2019

With Lisa Vanderpump busy renovating her kitchen, the rest of the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" ladies head off on a glamping trip where they encounter such terrors as a climbing wall, silicon spatulas, and a super market. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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love to watch. I'm Ben Mantleker from the Real Housewives of Kitchen Island, and you can find that on YouTube and joining me, what am I doing right now? I'm just hanging out here. I'm just talking on a podcast, not got nothing else to do. And joining me today, that other person you heard laughing, laughing at my expense, as he should have. It's Ronnie Carrham from the Rose Pricks and Patch Rose podcast. What's going on, Ronnie? Well, hi, Bien! Hi, I love having a brain fart right at the top of the episode. It's

a really great way to get into the show. Well, it's real housewives of Beverly Hills Day and the show is full of brainfarts. Yeah. So, this is a show full of farting brains. A lot of farting brains and a lot of hot air. So you guys, before we jump into Real House House of Beverly Hills, of course, we have a lot of shows. We have tons of live shows. Our closest one is, it's gonna be in Irvine, California. We're gonna be talking Southern Charm, the season premiere.

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been shot up brand. He really drives me nuts. Oh, now, now that all of that is done. Let's go over to the real housewives of my kitchen is being remodeled. Oh, yeah. And for those of you watching us over at the live stream in Crappin's on Demand, thank you. We are doing that on Patreon a couple of times a week. This week we did pump rules the other day. And today we're doing Beverly Hills. These are videos.

So if you want to see these, you can watch some live streaming or you can see them afterwards on Crappin's on Demand. Just go over to Patreon to sign up. Yeah. So, this week on Beverly Hills, we're finally going on this camping trip that they've been talking about for two weeks. It's exciting. Going out to the great outdoors or the great tents that are very nice that are in the outdoors.

Yeah, and this is the big episode. They're all gonna try and convince us they don't need Lisa Vanderpump to have a show. They're gonna be wacky and wild, cool, late style, all on the road, out the wilderness. And listen, I love Vanderpump, but if that bitch ain't gonna show up to work, there's only so much I can root for her.

You know what I mean? So I'm team Vanderpump for the most part, but I'm also like, ha ha, let's see how this goes. And the basic game for me in this is how many times are they gonna bring up Lisa Vanderpump, even though they're gonna try and do a show without her. And it turns out 38,000 times accounting. Yeah, exactly.

You know, I'm team Lisa Vanderpump, but I'm also team, can we have a good show? And this episode was a little like, okay, cool. So it opens up with Kyle, she is packing for this big camping trip. I have to say, I really enjoyed her sweater. I've gotten to this like phase in life where I enjoy a chunky sweater with crazy patterns on it.

So she was really killing it in the sweater. Really? Because I wrote my first note on this episode is Kyle packs terrible clothes and calls Teddy. Well, I'm not saying the clothes she packed with me. I just like the sweater she was wearing. So she's like, um, is the are the glam squads coming? I mean, it's like, yeah, Kyle, you're hilarious. So Teddy and, uh, well, the reek Kyle are being wacky and then we go over to three yeah and to read to read to break the news to her glam squad that they cannot come glamping

uh... sh and that they're like that will wear is it she goes oh it's a couple hours outside of bevely here's in the exotic place called north halewood very far away it's a northern place called sherman oaks we're gonna be sitting sleeping amongst the Oaks of the Oaks of Sherman and then Meanwhile Rino's packing everything that she sees like it's just in case Feathered us there, you never know. It's flooded dust out there. It's camping Breaking out. She's got like wire cutters and ethernet cable, a stapler, like a sock orphan, you know, she's like...

Watch what crap is, Campbell. A dongle. Yeah, she's got, you can see me like like around my eye. What if she have a pillow protector, you know, she has some, she has some mail mail she hasn't opened up yet. I'm trying to make cartridge because she started chain smoking again instead. She has a card from one of the mechanics at Toyota of Hollywood. A giant overused crystal gizzard water bottle. She has one of those weird things that like you use to wipe off sunglasses that like the cloth doesn't have like that cloth on it you know. And Harry, her husband, the know it all, he knows everything

about everything in life is like, what are you doing? Are those wire cutters? She's like, what happens if we see a bear? And the bear is placed the bomb. We have to cut one of the wires. You never know. Ugh. So he's like these boots are a little ridiculous. He's like, whatever. And then she's bringing this bottle of sanitizer

that's bigger than my head. And I have a very big head, okay? Yeah. Yeah. It's large. It's a large bottle. I think she's, I kind of feel like she thinks that when she, if she goes to the woods for one night, that's the night that the aliens invade and blow

up Los Angeles Independence Day style. And she's like, I got to have all my rations, got to have everything so we can survive when the aliens come. Cause we don't, I mean, we have Denise. And she's battled aliens before. But this could be a lot of aliens, baby. Oh, God, I wish the aliens did come right to that desert while they were camping. Who would be more scared? I mean, I think that the best defense against aliens are real house-wise faces. They'll be like, fuck this. I'm out of here. Like, why are we invading here again? You people look crazy. Yeah. Like, we come in peace. Ooh, we leave in peace peace too. Bye. We're leaving. Yeah, peace. So then we go over to Teddy's house. I mean, and we see this ugly S RV. And I mean,

it is hideous because it has it. It's been, as they say, it's been wrapped, meaning that there's been like an ad that's been put on it. It says skyline. And for a little while, I couldn't, I didn't know what that meant It was until the buses on the highway That I saw that we truly saw that skyline stood for skyline security whatever whatever Edwin's company is So he has bought an RV and he's wrapped it in this like hideous advertising It's like one thing to wrap it in advertising But this is like it's like images of like people going off to go surfing or something And then like it says skyline is so tacky. I would be furious if I pay like four million dollars have a beautiful house on a cliff in

LA and then there's this tacky ass tour bus With advertising on it right across. Yeah, it takes up the whole street with advertising on it right across the sky. Yeah, it takes up the whole street. Yeah. Also, this didn't lead to very good news on Beverly Hills because, you know, people, of course, they're on this show to promote their own products. And I get that you're there to promote your skyline.

I get it. But it had the opposite effect because people were like, oh, that's the name of this company. Let's Google it. Yeah, that didn't end up so well for the teddies of the world because the Yelp reviews are So bad really once he's got tons of one-star reviews about defrauding people and having really aggressive sales tactics and then people

Still being charged like their mom had to sign a six-year contract and there's we're still being charged and they were Arcing with her after the mom died. I mean it's bad. It's bad reviews and they're not they're not new reviews. It just came from bitter fans. I'm sure that will start happening but they were you know pre the show and let's and let's not also forget that they were doing the security one Kyle Richards House was robbed so well they said they hadn't turned it on yet because there were people working in the house but but there you go. Yeah, they're not doing this show isn't doing great. You know what, here's the thing though.

I'm sorry, because he, the whole story we were, we were told was that Edwin bought that RV so he could go tailgating down at like Rams games or whatever. Which means that he's that obnoxious guy who goes to the Rams game sets sets up his bus, and basically he's just trying to advertise his company. And again, you can never knock someone's hustle. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. But I mean, how annoying, you bring your billboard into the Rams parking lot to go tailgating, it's just, to me, it's slimy. I don't know, I just feel like you're taking advantage.

Like this is supposed to be a place where we can get drunk and so celebrate a problematic league. Not to be forced to look at your stupid security billboard. Yeah, skyline. Mad, I'm so mad at that. Like if it had been like a refined ad, I'd been like, oh, you know what, good for him. He's earning an honest buck,

but you're gonna put up that tacky ass billboard around that bus. It's not right. It's not right at when and you're burning those tank tops and the fedora. Yeah, the fedora. You lost me at fedora, you know, that's where you lost me and Teddy.

So Teddy's like, you know, going up and high on Teddy, you just went, you would go, you would go, hi, I'm crabbing or like, hi, I'm, hi, I'm going up in high-imtetting. You just went, you would go, you would go, high-im crabbing or like, high-im camping. But you know, like this one, normal people do just down to earth, totally normal. Like so what, my dad's a rock star. I'm just totally down to earth and normal.

I'm like, you've got a full face of makeup and 10 pounds of weave on, Teddy. Like, please just drop this. As you put that in, it's normal. As you put that in, it's your crudery platter. And by the way, Jennifer, Jennifer Eden from Real House, US New Jersey, this is how you do a platter. And by the way, Jennifer, Jennifer Aiden from Real House of New Jersey, this is how you do a platter, okay?

None of that bullshit of like you went to shop riot and got like the cruditez with the plastic on top and you just show up with that. If you're gonna make a platter and be on Real House Hives, you do that sort of platter, you do the teddy platter. Yeah, she's like everyone is in LA, like being outdoorsy is like a full face of makeup, whatever.

I'm like, you have a full face of makeup, Teddy. Oh my God. So then Rina arrives and she's like, I'm nervous, but I've got wire cutters. Hello, camper here, campers here. Do we need to turn off any lights? Wire cutters, wire cutters. And one of my favorite, just kidding, I hate this,

but real housewives of Beverly Hills tropes is Kyle pretending that she has neuroses about everything. And she's been doing it since the first season and none of it's true. She's like, I'm afraid of flying. Look, I'm flying all over the world. It's like, shut up, Kyle. You know, get a personality.

Yeah, because she's wearing these giant, like these really tall, like, waiting boots. And she's like, get a personality. Yeah, because she's wearing these giant, like these really tall, like waiting boots. And she's, I'm scared of ticks, which is actually a legitimate thing to be scared of, to be fair. Like we, for all the talk about the Limes, no one ever mentioned ticks on this damn show. And it's about time that someone mentioned a tick, okay? Because you'll learn to talk to a lot about Limes.

And then she would go throw herself in like a pile of grass and take an Instagram photo. I'm like, hmm. Well, that was chronic Lyme, which is different. She said on Dr. Oz that she was never bit by a ticket all. So that was chronic Lyme. It wasn't Lyme disease. Yeah.

I mean, Lyme disease. Yeah, chronic Lyme is different than Lyme. They're like two different things. And do you really want me to explain this over? Because remember that season? Oh my God, I would've thought so. You guys, I know so much about Lyme and Chronic Lyme and the difference and I know so much now because of the show.

You know what? Sometimes crap ends makes you smarter, so just deal with it. Yeah, well, I mean, here's the thing. I mean, Kyle, that being said, I respect Kyle being scared of ticks because growing up in the Northeast, it's like, you know, you go even close to a twig and you're like, ticks, but I will say like she was, I mean, she, I was surprised she wasn't in a full

hazmat suit. I mean, all you have to do is like tuck your jeans into your socks or whatever. It's okay. It's okay, Kyle. And then later on when she was hiking, her ankles were totally exposed. So go figure. Yeah. So, Kyle's like, well, hey, girls, I cannot wait to only just have our own show and not talk about everything else. So I talked to PK the other day about that fight I'm having with him about Vanderpump. Oh God. So I took a screenshot of the text messages that do you want me to read them?

Do you have the screenshot too? I did. Did I throw it away? You know what I threw it in the trash? I can't believe you would throw such an imposter. Oh no, I still have it. I still have it. Yeah. So here while you while you get it up so PK sent this to Kyle he go I actually didn't even read this I just

forget I wait for the show he goes hey babe he didn't say that but I added that hey babe to read tell it just told me you're still upset at my comment I'm sorry I was insensitive and I told you I I you I was sorry shortly after I realized you didn't like what I said. And I'm sure you know it was never meant to hurt. You just need to let this go now and not take it out under it. She doesn't control what I say, Kyle. Even though she would like to.

Cry laugh, cry laugh, cry laugh. I have to point out that he said after I realized you didn't like what I has said So she says thank you appreciate that prayer hands. I was I'm taking it out on her But it but did bring it up as it was out of the blue and hurtful especially considering all the shit with LVP By the way, what is this what is this font? What is this this text message? Display like it looks like it's sort of a font What is this font? What is this text message display? It looks like it's sort of a font? No, my font doesn't look like that. On top of that, the text bubbles are square.

Oh, they were probably just photoshopped it all together. That's what I'm saying. I feel like tricky and it is. We know our proprietary fonts and these are not them. This is really from John Blizzard. I know. By the way, someone included us in some tweet telling off John Cessa, which rightfully so he deserved it, but we were not saying that John Cessa was all over town blabbing. We said that John Blizzard was all over town blabbing.

Yeah. So just to keep your John Queen straight from Vanderpump dogs. Yeah. We were included in that's hilarious. We will. Yeah. We were included on that's hilarious. We were. Yeah, someone because John says a tweeted that Ariana should be she, Ariana is so ungrateful because how dare she speak anything against Lisa Vanderpump after Lisa Vanderpump has done so much to her.

And then Ariana tweeted back something like, Oh, hi, we've been friends for years and we've had these discussions a million times. So your little prepared tweet to guess us is not amusing, something like that. And then someone included us in the tweet and was like, watch what crap ends, it's already called you out on blabbing your fucking fat mouth all over town. Thanks for tattling, whoever did that. Yeah, don't add us, haven't you guys ever heard that?

Don't add us, like my god. Yeah, like why would you do that? Like it shocks me when people do that. It's like it's crazy. Like yes, like we like we say it will always stand by what we say but like People drag us into this fight and don't try to make someone feel like you know like I don't know Because it wasn't sassy it was blizzzy, so I just had to match that yeah exactly and by the way just in general It's like if someone, yes, we will always stand behind what we say. But if we are ever like, tweet something where we don't add a celebrity in it, we didn't

add them on purpose. Because we're like, you know, this will probably, you know, like, why add this to their life? So anyway, so they're talking about that. And Kyle's basically happy with that. She's going to forgive PK and drop it, which I'm sure is going to happen because you know, how they are on Beverly Hills. Just never, they never keep a shallow fight over nothing going for entire seasons. So yeah, I'm sure this is going to come through.

Yeah, I also, in that text message, I thought I was sort of weird that PK was like, you need to let this go now. Like he just is commanding her just to like To like drop it. Yeah, drop the snap babe Yeah, drop it. Okay. Okay. Thanks for your permission on what I can talk about someone who has nothing to do with me Yeah, fart your stupid fart there. I said it Pk we said hot air so Denise shows up at Teddy's place He's like, hey, I'm here and I brought muffins for breakfast tomorrow. So what else is new? Got you now by Aaron made the muffins. Now I'm ready to go. Teddy's like, this is crazy. I am dead. She brought muffins. Why is

that crazy? It's like every Teddy like is on my last, okay? I can't. And then Denise is like, I also brought shot. Denise is like, I also brought some other fucking shot glasses. All right. Got some muffins and a little baby shot glasses. I love, I love Denise's consistency. Yeah, I love that. I love that she brought muffins. I thought that was so sweet.

Like, I love Denise Richards. I cannot believe how much I'm loving her. Yeah. And then Erica comes in and she's like, everyone thinks that Erica wouldn't want to have a good camp. I've been camping my whole life. I'm dressed like RuPaul right now. Yeah, and then Erica comes in and she's like everyone thinks that Erica wouldn't want to go camping I've been camping my whole life. I'm dressed like RuPaul right now How much more can't you be an A from the name of fuck? Listen, I'm a fishing camp in Goat-Cut riding gun-joon time boy

Also named my new song. I'm a fishing camp in Goat-C shooting time boy. I'm a fish and camping go cut riding gun shooting time boy I don't know In my pussy In my pussy In my p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p picture ten and go camp at M. M. Posa. So, uh, honestly. So, guys, like, can we eat? So then, uh, can we all come to the end? Is she like,

Hi, hi, hi, I can't believe it's like camping. It's camping and a, Oh, yeah, we're going to be going camping and, I'm really so excited. Maybe, um, that's how to love on camping and I'm really so excited It will be probably a camping It's gonna be driving Over to no bears, we're gonna be on a mountain You know, fun and we don't see an attempt and it'll be a lot of fun

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Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. Meanwhile, Rina is channeling her inner Ben Madelker because she gets onto the bus. She's like, wow, look at that shark hootery. Wow. Wow, shark hootery. That's what I do every time I'm here if she's played. And you can attest to that because you saw me at Leon Lacken's wedding. Yeah, you love a shark hootery. So, Karol's like, oh my god, this is so crazy because I'm normally so neurotic right now. And Rinna's like, what's wrong with you? I was like, only in Beverly Hills.

Do people think something's wrong with you when you're not like flaunting your neuroses, you know? Yeah, I don't know. It's just weird that someone as neurotic as callaverture then drives a little death trap. That's like a three wheel scooter or whatever to the supermarket to buy a loaf of bread because that's all that fits into that stupid thing.

Yeah, Kyle's one of those girls at a pool hall who's like, Poo-ah, I'm just a girl! It's like a cool hall. You know what you're honorary astronaut she's like astronaut I don't even know what I'm doing I'm afraid of oxygen I'm such a girl so yeah so now the the RV's on the road we see that we see it in all it's a hideous glory that's stupid that is a bad I'm sorry, but you know, I know that I'm I'm not really loving Teddy this season But it has nothing to do with that that is a stupid RV

Yeah, because I'm I'm oddly still okay with Tadley Tadley Tadley Tadley Tadley I'm gonna call her Tadley. Okay, because it's until until she gets rid of that billboard. She gets an Eleanor name Okay, I'm Tadley. I am Tadley get rid of that rap., she gets an Eleanor name, okay? I'm totally. I am deadly. Get rid of that rap, otherwise you're known as Tadley from now on. Yeah, so they're in that stupid bus, error, RV or whatever,

and Erica's and, they're all scared basically because they're in a huge vehicle and is being driven by Edwin's assistant. It's not like a professional or anything. Yeah, Michelle. And so to me, it's like, we're getting off a bit. Cluster's big old truck telling me there. And Eric is like, these chicks are having the belt. They haven't even gotten out of the city of Los Angeles. Not like me. A good cop riding me.

A swill in. We just pinch him in my pool. Say, say, cover girl. all right. Which also proves that Erica has never driven in Los Angeles because if you have driven in Los Angeles, you have a meltdown every two seconds on those highways, okay? Yeah, and it's more terrifying in Los Angeles than out of Los Angeles. Anyone want to play some callin' the whole life?

Just say, no more girls on the steps. I'm just a girl who likes us Wilson beer and eat some pie and place some pool and fish for some fish And just be a good old normal girl So they pull into a vans which is a supermarket for those it's horrifying if you know it's horrifying Like the great yeah, yeah, yeah, the great world. It's you know it's horrifying, but the good thing is that I don't, yeah, yeah, the great world is you know it's horrifying because we're gonna go I love the market. She said I love the market. I said they're going to some like artisanal like area with like a bunch of boobs and like trinkets.

Oh my god, look at this market. And Teddy goes, Tedely I should say, really? And she goes, she goes, okay, we are about to pull into a grocery store. She like announces it the way, like, if you're on like a tour bus in a foreign country, like, the sort of place that we're going to is called a grocery store. This is where people buy food and items are like, oh, they're all getting out their cameras taking photos. And you know none of them have been, you know, you can just tell that they haven't been in years. Like Rinno walks in there she's like, we can get donuts.

We can get donuts here. Wait where are we? And this is, this is, where are those donuts? They, they did you notice they all just like ran for the car section like all the baked goods. They were just like walking around staring. It was like, it's like window shopping down Fifth Avenue. Like, oh look, there's some bread. Oh look, oh bagels. There's a donut. There's a donut. Oh my God, a cake. A cake. They got a cake. And Camille just goes up to, I think she goes up to a bagel. I don't know what she's looking at, but she goes, how cute. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha We got this, can we get this dick? My husband's dick for sale. So that's a French loaf, ma'am.

Hey, God, can you show me where the green penises are? You mean the cucumbers? Yeah, whatever. The red turrets. And the red turrets. She's like, everyone's grabbing things off the shoe flat, it's hand-egg-ood. And Rina finds a giant thing of cheese balls, which

is like the first thing that they pull up that I'm like, okay, this is what you should be getting right now. And she's like, I don't remember these! I remember these! Cheese balls! And Doriko's. I do! It's bringing me back! Brings me back to Connecticut, slash Britain, slash to Bob Boy, where I was born. I love to read, like I love of course a cheese ball is what is going to like connect with

Doreet and bagels Doreet actually one points with me because she's like, hey, it's bagos. And they were like, no, gross. No, was anything to fucking carve. Yeah. Oh God. Yeah, they were just like, yeah, this was like going into a porn shop for them, you know, just like when you're a kid,

leaving through those magazines, and then just like putting it back, being like, no, I can't. And then they're asking Kyle, well, what do you take on camping trips? And she's like, always 30 calorie almond milk. I'm like, oh God, Kyle, you're so try hard. Just be quiet.

No, I'm as in all that. I'm in parrots and all that, which is actually totally delicious Just to try okay, so then they spend $700 at the store which is kind of hilarious hilarious and you can tell the Erica's the only one who's ever had a real job Cuz the way the wind the bill Yeah, I was really enjoying Erica this episode actually and I realized I actually I generally enjoy Erica a lot this season. I you know she hasn't really you know other seasons I feel like Erica doesn't give me enough

and she still doesn't give me enough but I I don't know I think that she's just sort of having a little bit more fun. Well she usually just does her own scenes and then stays quiet in the main scenes. Yeah. Unless she's super pissed off and she's just only about her outfit and filming with her gaze. And this time, she's doing that, she's being herself when she's talking, you know, she's at least being in the scenes, like she's present, you know.

She's having fun. She's just bitching about Vannarpump, it's hilarious when she's... So listen, he is what I think about it. I don't care. I don't care about fly fuck about it, I'm gonna fuck it, all right? Nothing you're talking about, it's important to me.

Yeah, I think that she sort of like transition from like these ladies are crazy and like I'm not gonna give them too much because they're gonna use it against me to be like, oh, whatever, I like them, let's just have fun and you know, talk about fishing and shooting and skiing and building with bricks and all sorts of other things.

Yeah, I agree, I'm liking her more too. So they get to the KOA Venturo Ranch. And I was like, wow, that was some really tough camping. Some where Katie just got very excited. No, it's an actual ranch, not a new brand. Katie's out there licking the sign. All stoned. So they see a deer and a peacock which apparently the camera man is obsessed with because we see this peacock 90 more times and everything. Oh my god

It's so cute. Are you kidding me? Wow Cute little desert You know like I'm just a country girl. I see a peacock and I'm like what's up? so I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, I'm like, what's up, what yurt! I've been here! You know, Doreet was like, I can't believe they're having a stig in yogurt! My Doreet is slowly turning into your Doreet. Hi, I just- No, keep it!

I'm not even trying. It just came up British sounding. Yo, Doreet. This is not rough and it goes! And so, Camille and Denise are going to their yard and Camille say, this peacock's where they turkeys. They actually did look a little bit like turkeys. I know, but you know, that's a question that probably played Camille for like weeks. She wakes up in the middle of the night.

I think they're like, who they peed onto turkeys? Pardon me for coughing in everybody's face. Oh, I didn't hear it. Are you kidding? Oh, wow, we, they did on the video. Sorry, everybody. So then, Rin and Erica are going to theirs and Erica's rolling Rinna's luggage for some reason.

And she's like, What the fuck is in this bag, Lisa Riddles? Somebody there is a van the pump. Do I feel a wire cut up pressing into my side? So they get so Rina like opens up her bag inside the inside the inside the tent and she's like I got a new puffer And a onesie and pillow and work out close and jammies I Also brought an old computer from 1986. Just found it, but I bring it.

It's Toss. MS Toss. Floppy disks. I thought it's at MSNBC at first. MSNBC. I brought a coffee table. I brought a coffee table. I brought a bowling ball.

I thought we could roll it on a hillside. I brought a hand-. I thought we were going to roll a ton of hillside. I brought an anvil. I found one. I just wanted to see what it would be like. An anvil. She's just cracking herself this whole episode. This was basically Lisa Rene, Lisa Rene wandering around the wilderness, cracking up at herself. Rene and afraid. Yes, that's the new show. You're stuck on in island just listening to Rina laugh at herself like you don't even have to be naked Yeah, so Then they set up a beer pong table and so they're having this very like

unspirited game of beer pong where they're like Of course, Calibertures does it wrong. We're not totally wrong is, of course, a school of thought that when you play beer pong, you bounce the ball off the table and it goes in. But she's like, it's like bounce, bounce, bounce, et cetera. I'm like, Kyle, just throw the ball. Throw the ball, Kyle. It's like really simple rules. Yeah, and Eric is like,

If it's not, well, about 40, 70 is all playing ping pong. I'm like, you're also 47 years old, dressed like a fucking hooker Barbie doll rubbing your crotch all over the grounded gay bar It's okay, like I'm sure you can take being bonge ball. It's the least awkward least awkward thing that's happening right now in this episode I've never played be a punk without my cootin before I So I think I'll go get a massage So Kyle and I were playing beer pong and they're not good at it. Then Doree comes in and Doree is great, but you know Doree is from Connecticut, you know.

Yeah, Doree can play some pong. She didn't get her money to a wait later in life, so she knows how to play the pong. They may not have to say that rich people can't play ping pong. I mean, pong, what am I trying to say? Beer pong, feel the space in. Rich people are not as good at beer pong. They're just not. And cultured is definitely not as good at it.

Yeah. So to me, it's like, yeah, I can't really drink already. I'm like, yeah, you go, girl. Yeah. And then everyone settles down at the table and starts eating fruit of taste, which is really, that's their strong point. I know.

They were just putting those cheese pesto look normal and then they're down to carrot sticks. Yeah, so Kyle is, you know, Kyle does what Kyle does. She can't make it two fucking seconds without bringing up Vanderpump. So she's like, well, you know guys, we all make mistakes. Everyone makes mistakes like, and then Brynn is like, yeah, we have to teach our children that

everyone makes mistakes. It's okay. And then Teddy's like, do you regret your mistake going to Vanderpomp? I don't know. I'm shocked, guys. Shock that we're here. Here we go.

And Kyle says she doesn't regret going there, but she regrets the outcome, which is sort of a cop out. Like you regret. So no, you don't regret it. It's bullshit because it makes it sound like Kyle has regrets and she's human, but you regret that someone is angry at you So you don't regret that's what that that's what that means you don't regret anything that you did Yeah, you just regret that they're an asshole

You regret you regret that someone didn't like that you came over to their house and accused them of being a liar Okay, got it. Yeah, okay. We're on the same page now Kyle Yeah, and to read like I don't understand how Lisa is still angry with me I don't understand why she would be all I did was take a dog from her place and then send it to Shelley Cho What could be possibly wrong about that? And tell these like oh she's originally angry with you. That's what you don't get to read and I was like yeah It's passive aggressive. Yeah, that was your punishment. Yeah So yeah, and then Erica just like rolls up and golf.

Oh, God. I heard you talking about the symbol, shit. Like I got a stopgut massage. I come here. You lose. And they are blown away because they're like, why is your face still normal after that massage? Like, oh, oh, did it face up? That's why. And I was like, oh, yeah, I don't do a face down. No way. I got to preserve this.

It's a lot of plastic to preserve. I was like, you people are crazy. You're getting a massage and you're only lying in your back. What is wrong with you guys? No, I think they lay on their face. They just don't smush their face down. I think that there's a way that you can either lift your face or put your, maybe they said that they donush their face down. I think that there's a way that you can like either lift your face or put your, but maybe they said that they don't go face down.

They face up. No, they said they don't smush their face. Like in other words, she says, I don't smush my face down, meaning when you get the massage, sometimes you just lay down on your face, you know, smushed your circle thing. Yeah, but I don't know what they do. Instead, but I think that she's still got it on her back. I don't know Something seems wrong and I was I was fuming. Yeah, I'm not sure how you do without smashing your face, but what ever Yeah, yeah, so Doree is like you know, it gives Erica the update that they were just talking about Lisa and how Lisa drew a line on the sand And Erica's like, you know what? I only care about the woman in the group, you know? I just want to hang out with women who are just like

easy to get along with, not women that are playing chess. I want women who are just gonna go fishing and kickball and then gun shooting and rope swinging and leech pulling off in women. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I don't want to be friends with difficult people. Well, all right, people who keep skulls, I'm of chess pieces around the mold,

like Bobby Fisher, to you, I wonder where I'm not that one from. Yeah, which is. It's almost like the queen that shows me the apple. Want some? Like, what queen does that? Yes, no white screen. She's trying to give snow white the apples.

Well, she's an old queen. She could be the, it'd be the fairest of them all. Yeah, I guess so I'm gonna say this I will say this though, you know, I mean obviously I, I've been on Vandiprum side through all this, but let's not act like a Vandiprum for there would be fun, because you know, she probably would have like added all these like weird old lady kind of jokes.

I don't wanna say old lady, I don't wanna be agist. She just add like, too late, too late, fine, I'm not lean into it but you know she would have added like her her little funny dutty things like be a pung oh do we does that remind you of your crazy days when you would drink beer twice a week you know be like okay I live for that how dare you but you know realistically though realistically if you were hanging out with these women, it's probably a little bit more fun

without Lisa there. And I'm saying that as someone who has been on Lisa's side and continues to be on her side. Well, I don't know. It's certainly not more fun watching it. So, uh, for me, at least. So she's like, uh, yeah, Eric is like, yeah, so I'm like, wait, so then Eric is like, yeah, I never bought it and I was like, but I really love Lisa. I wish she was here. Yeah Kyle Yeah, Kyle okay, that's what's such bullshit like I that's that's what drives me nuts about Kyle is that like she's always Starts everything and it's always politics

Yeah, she's you know because she knows at least is gonna be watching it like it drives me nuts She's Kyle is just become very inauthentic and I think it's sort of like a cancer on this show. I think it's a real, real cancer and it's like it. Like the Kyle that, that used to just go like, it was hot and cold, that's the Kyle we need back. This is not the Kyle we need. Yeah, I don't think this, I don't think this,

I think he's in one Kyle or no Kyle at all. Yeah, so now they go hiking and Kyle's of course talking about how she's afraid of ticks, even though her ankles are exposed. And then she's like clacking with sticks to scare away any bears and the deer are just like looking at her like, who is this crazy bitch? Okay, we get crazy bitches in here every day. This one's the craziest of them all. Kyle, even the deer in the desert hate you.

Okay, that's how it knocks us your bean. Yeah, it goes. She's like, oh my God, I have dirt on my toes. And I was like, please don't make me watch Kyle for one more fucking second. So let's watch more Kyle, go rock climbing. Yeah. And she's like, oh my God, we have to wear a contraption

to do this. What is this? And the guy, his name is Forest. Hmm. Working with the disease. On the nose, Forest. He's like, okay, it's a race so whoever gets to the top first and it's a buzzer wins and to read it's like Yeah, I mean, Rinn is like to read look at to read to read is apparently good at anything

Outside, yeah, like that's where the read really excels. Yeah, she's fine. She's off the thing is like the dingo To be fair, she probably has to climb up a wall every single time to get into a repossessed house. She literally does have to climb to get to the house. Last week when they showed people walking into that house, they're like, oh, they're like grabbing onto the anything they should to get into that house.

It is so steep. I mean, I'm just, I ate this episode I was looking at. I was like, this is such a vertical house. It's crazy. It really crazy. Yeah, it really is. Remember they had to hire golf carts when they had a party to take people up and down the driveway because it was so steep. Oh my goodness.

So then Camille puts on like the harness and she's like, oh, this contraptions. I used to have to wear a contraption like this with my ex. That's why we're no longer together. And they're like, you talking about a strap on? She's like, I mean been going. I've been going. And I felt Frazier is but whole clench, which so tight because because it sounds like she's talking about him. We find out later that she's not.

She's talking about an ex boyfriend. Yeah. I was I sort of figured I was like, I was like, you know, she did say X. We shouldn't automatically assume it's Frazier, but I'm going to you just because it's more fun. And then made me think of Frazier falling off the stage that one time, which has nothing to do with a strap on, but I just enjoy embarrassing moments for Frazier sometimes. And Camille's like, what this the things we do for love? Or a crazy night.

So, so of course they, so they start climbing. Everyone's climbing. It's just a lot of climbing. And so now it's Kyle's turned to climb. And she's like all of like four feet off of the ground. And she's like, I'm scared. I'm scared. Oh my god.

Heights. My body goes, now my look down. I got to come down. I, I care more about my life than anything. I'm like, Kyle, you're like at coffee table height. Yeah, I can't with Kyle's fake neuroses. I can't. So then at lunch, they are.

Breakout star time. Breakout star time. He's a breakout star at lunch. The peacock. That's a peacock. The peacock. The peacock is just sort of like looking away. Like, I know you see me and I'm acting like I can't see you.

But now I'm looking at you. Happy Thanksgiving, the turkey is here. A B C. No Camille. Wrong one Camille. I love this channel. It's what the good wife is on. Oh Camille. I love watching MS CVS. Yeah,

it's out of the network. I've dated that peacock. So they're eating and trying to figure out how to grill. Oh, God. This was a travesty. I mean, Denise is like, I, yeah, I don't have to grow. I'm kind of, yeah, I'm kind of in hot water for it Because that's a vegetarian for a man Aaron, you know, you get a piece of that big dick You're gonna need a little meat sometimes to keep you normal my kids aren't happy about it So you know fuck them. Yeah, ever since I met Aaron. I just couldn't couldn't stop eating the meat And then I started eating beef too. Get it? And then I started eating beef too. Get it? Ha! Ha!

And Dorit, guess you know how to do it? Dorit. Of course. It was hilarious because Camille is like, so the steaks were one thing, those big beautiful steaks. I would have been furious if they messed up those steaks because those were gorgeous steaks. And then there was a lot of discussion about oiling the grill. And then on top of that, I guess someone bought like a shitty ass spatula that was like silicon that's not gonna be good for the grill.

So Doree was like, are you crazy? You can't use this on a grill, it's gonna melt. We can't have this. P.K. P.K. P.K. This girl's not belonging to a nearer far P.K. Remove yourself from the edge atleast because you're gonna get somebody. So basically, Doreet and Teddy go in to save this poor situation and like say what you will about Teddy, I sort of believe her outdoor cooking authority more than I do, uh,

Camille. So she's trying to fix it and Camille is getting mad because they're like, um, you're fired, you're fired from the grill. Like, you know, it's like, oh, wow, what a note. I mean, I can't believe I've never been fired from a job before and I'm being fired from the barbecue. I don't know. I can't believe she's insinuating herself into my grilling. I mean, yeah. Oh my god, I can't believe she's insinuating stuff into my grilling. Hey, Mia. Oh my God. I can't believe she's Instagramming herself into my grill experience. And in Camille's defense, she was the one who found the metal tongs. Okay, which is the biggest step so far that you guys have taken.

So Teddy's like, get out, get out. And she pushes him out and closes the grill and Camille puts the tongs on top of the grill. Like fine. And she puts them there. And then Teddy opens the grill and the tongs fall on the floor. She's like, Camille, those are tongs that are on the floor. Camille's like, oh, I guess it's on my phone. Yes, actually. You did guess that correctly. If you put the tongs on top of the grill and then Teddy doesn't see them and opens it,

then yes, you should. Well, Teddy's off and not looking at the top of the grill and then Teddy doesn't see them and opens it then yes, you Well, Teddy's off and I'm looking at 75% why should you expect? Well, why should she expect to have tongs on top of the grill? That's not what she should look at the grill. Maybe she should stop judging everybody long enough to look at top of the grill Maybe Camille's look at where look at the the tongue section the tongue the little sideboard for the tongues and look there Finally, I'll just say I'm gonna say 60% Camille 40% Teddy. I'm saying, Teddy's stupid. I'm with you Camille, okay?

On this, for everything else you've done this season, you're dead to me, Kavanaugh Lever. But I'm with you on the metal tongs. I just have pushed the Kavanaugh thing out of my mind because it doesn't work well with you. It doesn't work well with my own music of that. I feel like it's really hard for me to reconcile those things. Yeah.

With housewives stuff, you just have to ignore a lot of things. I'm doing it in a friendship. Yeah, it's like friendship or any relationship. If we're going to be friends, we're going to ignore these things about each other. Yeah. Sometimes you get to a point where you're like, okay, I cannot be friends, we're gonna ignore these things about each other. Yeah, I mean, sometimes you get to a point where you're like, okay, I cannot ignore this, that what you stood for here. But in this case, I'm like, I'm gonna turn a little bit

of a blind eye towards Camille, because she's not a housewife anyway. Yeah, so then Teddy's like, okay, wait. So when are we, oh yeah, crawlshoes, then four else stuck to potatoes. Oh yeah, because they start eating now. They're eating sweet potatoes, which is again, they're so funny because they're pretending they're being so unhealthy and they're all eating like sweet potatoes that they grilled. Yeah, well, that's paleo Yeah, but that's what's funny because they're pretend they're like we're just gonna eat junk food. Oh, yes

Yes, yes, I thought you said the other way around I might have I probably did I can't speak very well So then uh, brinna's like well This happened it's a potato That's got quits fire Really just falls over I know But luckily they have some of those like Some of those like heart attack paddles that because you have to pack them

Yeah She's like hunting fire will make us work. Back back. Clear. I just did it to myself. It felt great. So they also tend to eat and cause like isn't this fun? How God and Camille you're married soon. So how's that? So who's coming to your wedding? Not LVP, huh? Yeah. I'm like, oh God, Kyle, you made it five fucking minutes So how's that? So who's coming to your wedding? Not LVP, huh? Hmm. I'm like, oh, Todd Carl, you made it five fucking minutes without bringing up LVP. Jesus, get a life.

So Camille's basically like, well, you know, I don't know if LVP is gonna come, but she didn't even come to my baby shower. I don't think she's gonna come. So she's like, um, well, you know what you really should do? If you really wanted to come, don't text her. Pick up the phone and Call her and Camille of course is like not happy to be told this because she doesn't even know how to use a phone and

The last thing she needs is Teddy to tell her how do you do it? Yeah, and Teddy's like yeah, that's the way to handle things shut up Teddy Nobody fucking asked you okay so then Camille's like, she's not serving yourself in the conversation. She shouldn't even be involved in. And Teddy's like, well, this is your big day. And if people really want to be there to support you, then they would be. And if they don't, then they won't. And that's how adults do things. Yeah. I don't know. I think that Camille was being a little, little sensitive about Teddy's remarks. I thought they were

pretty benign. And she's like, she's inserting herself into conversations that she shouldn't. I mean they were pretty benign and she's like she's inserting herself into conversations that she shouldn't I mean They're sitting at a picnic table eating stupid potatoes from foil. It's a good table conversation She's allowed to say it. She's a lot to say Teddy jumps in like We want it's not about her. I mean she was making me so crazy. I don't know I feel like that's what at least someone's jumping in to say something, you know, I guess yeah So yeah, so either way and plus I also like because I'm really enjoying Camille getting irritated by a Yeah, so meanwhile up like Denise is getting a massage a face down massage

Hello, care what the fucking house you're gonna fucking do with these ladies 80 it So and did you notice she comes back and she's like saying you guys making s'mores you guys can Make I don't know why I'm making her talk like that guys making s'mores what's going on over you? Hey, you shucky no, she's so she's like you guys making s'mores and knows that no one said yes and that they never made s'mores of course Solus vampires. She's like, well, I mean, that much cash is all right. You don't get a fucking happy ending, but what else are you going to do about it? Yeah, it's fine.

At least she rubbed me and they're like, enter it because do they even have a happy ending for a woman? I mean, my big happy ending has been PK. Trust me. That's a good one. Wake up feeling like I'm drowning after time. Ha ha ha. Oh, God.

Yeah, and so basically, Denise starts talking about how, you know, that Aaron was the first guy that she dated that had never had a happy ending massage. So she went out and tried to find a happy ending massage place for him so that way he could experience it. And everybody shocked her like, what? And I was like, what the hell? Let's just say, yeah, well, maybe I didn't say it right.

What I'm trying to say is he's the only guy I've ever met who had me out of happy ending. So I've got him a happy ending. Did you guys get it that time? And they're like, what? And then they start talking about it. And it goes, a happy ending is a hand like, what? And then they start talking about it. And it goes, um, a happy ending is a hand job, right? And she goes, yeah, I mean, no, it all, no, it all.

Oh, no, you're telling a happy ending what it is. Melania. I thought I had my happy ending with Kelsey. Turns out I didn't. So, yeah, so then the women are all like joking about what they would do if they found out that their husband went and got a happy ending and to reach, like, seeing what she would do if she found out that PK got a happy ending with them. I was like, I don't want to think about someone giving PK a happy ending right now.

PK coming isn't a happy ending for anyone involved. Okay. It's the new beginning of terrible memories. Terrible ending. Oh yeah. Yeah. It's like, you know, have you ever like taken the gizards out of a turkey? Oh, anyway.

So, so the question is, has Denise ever had a happy ending massage? And she's like, yeah. They're like, oh my god. Yeah, look. How'd you do it? What does that even mean? And Teddy's like, then all the ladies

talk about how they would react if their man had one. Yeah. And Teddy's like, if Edwin went to a happy ending, he'd have a happy removal shortly after. After, OK. And Eric is like, yeah, well, I'll say this much. He'd have a happy removal shortly after after. Okay. I'm Erica's like, yeah, well, I'll say this much. I've never known about who I'd have six with hookers. Which is just like looking at her like, what the hell?

And then Teddy goes, Teddy goes, do you watch him get a happy ending? And then he says like, no, that's disgusting. Yeah. And like, oh, oh, okay. So they're talking about like, what does it mean for a woman to get a happy ending? And they're like, well, you know, they eat the woman out. And she's like, that did not happen. Is it finger banging?

I think it's finger banging. I'm like, guys, I didn't plan it. Just happen. I mean, stop it. What a pain. I'm kidding. It's like,, oh you know, I had a relationship with someone in New York for three years.

Have we got incredible sexual experiences? Basically a massage is prostate, so we'd have better orgasms. They're all like, whoa! Welcome to Gasex. I know they're all going crazy. Yeah, I'm Rinina's like who else has secrets to share? I was like, I dropped off another kid at college and I cried for four

days straight. And you had, and then you had sex or something? No, I just cried. I never. Sorry Kyle. Great Kyle. Great. So Doreet's like, well, all right, I'm not really sure what to do about this. And really goes, Camille, you're a legend. And then everyone's just silent around the fire like, wow, Camille just totally stopped this entire trip. Camille, where people doing coke in your boyfriend's prostate. So then to treat walks away. She's like, oh, get us some drinks. Just to promise. Not diving. Exactly. Conversations of that. And then coil. Coil. You promised coil. And cause like, okay. So the second she leaves, Camille's like, so thanks better with the read after last night Kyle. Yeah, and so Kyle's are talking about the text message and they're trying to understand PK's motivations and run as like, I mean, maybe it wasn't even was even malicious at which point to read is now back because she only went five feet away to pick up like some

Just back to say she's like what's malicious and when it goes be K I mean, it's a good thing. That's a good thing right? It's a good thing. Yeah, we're saying it a good way Because what you're talking about come on coils And Rin is like yeah, Rin like, it was a good thing in carl says, well, I was just saying that he sent me attacks and I was good with that, you know, because obviously you talked to him. She goes, well, of course, I talked to him. Even in the beginning, call a told appreciate how you feel. And Teresa, God, when are we going to let this go? I was like, why don't we talk aboutware some more to reach? Yeah, exactly this let it go right away

Panthicate, etc. So then yes, then Teddy starts weighing in on pk about I don't even remember what she was weighing in I just I just wrote down that she's weighing in because I was like I can't I can't write down every detail about this about What Teddy thinks on pk, but now communal see because here she is jumping in again This is what she does so Carl's like like well i like pk and like i just chalk it up to men say stupid things sometimes far be it far be it for us as two podcasters to ever have to endure someone jumping in on something that they're not involved with well so Teddy's like i don't care okay my point still stands so Teddy jumps in and Teddy's like I don't care. Okay, my point still stands. So Teddy jumps in and she's like

Um, but this situation put everyone in a difficult way, okay? And you're putting yourself in the position of covering your own ass and then that backtrack didn't go well It didn't go well, and that's what it was to read She's all mad and it's like you were not involved in this at all Teddy like here's another fucking thing This is not your business. So Camille's annoyed and she's like, hmm, sometimes Teddy, I think you insinuate yourself and you're very bright for your age,

which is what, like nine, 10. But I agree, yeah, too much insinuation of yourself. Hey, what are you talking about Camille? She's like implying that she has presents in the conversation. And Teddy's like, well, blah, blah, blah, that's what I think. It's been a little bit of a couple of days. She's like, oh, you're saying it was you're saying it was deliberate and it doesn't have the situation.

Titi, it's inaccurate. It's unfair. I did. And Teddy's like, whatever, I would have said it right to PK's face, which is not the point. And then yeah, Camille's like, well,, Teddy you're insinuating yourself. But you know, you're bright for your, I mean, I'm just saying that you're young. It's like, oh, for my age, really, really? She's like, really hate when people talk down to me. She's like, I didn't talk down to you.

Okay. Scamming on the ladder. Like your little baby. Yeah. So Camille's like, uh, it's just like, you know, it upset Kyle. It upset to read. And you know, that's a, in your judge, whatever.

Well, I'm sorry. She goes, Camille says, about Teddy interrupting upset to read and you know that's a Intercharge whatever. Well, I'm sorry. She goes Camille says about Teddy interrupting upset to read But she says Kyle first and Teddy's like um Stick to the storyline and we can talk more Camille. Oh, well now look who's talking down to me Zing Yeah, so yeah, but I don't like when you talk down to me. And she's like, but I'm not talking down to like when you talk down to me and she's like, what? I'm not talking down. She's like, we're all human beings here. She's like, but I'm just saying you push yourself

into that conversation. And Eric is like, yeah, you know what? Did you say you're a doll and all and can't I was like, but I do say that because she does pretend she knows it all. And she's putting us up and then, and then he's like, uh, why wouldn't you say that to me in the moment? Because what I've noticed about you is you talk out of the side of your mouth But then when people are there you change your tune to face

It's like well my face is right here. Well, my third face is right here I did not have a face down massage. So yes, this is my face right now Didn't he says like yeah, and then he said that Teddy said that it was a set up or something and Camille's like, yeah, because she was making it a conspiracy theory. And Eric is like, what? That was a conspiracy? What the fuck are you people talking about? And then we cut to Teddy all pissed off walking back sage to the board, you're seeing like he totally did that on purpose.

Right. So that he could look better and that he could be friends with Lisa Vanderpump when she sees this on TV or whatever the hell she was talking about. So Camille, you know, like she is now used to all of her brain battery. So she's just trying to deflect, and she's like, well, you know what?

The original hurt is from Lisa. Some of the things is not here. And it's a toxic thing taking us over. I need someone to finish my senses up on. Don't you much talk for myself. It's hard. It's a toxic thing taking us over. I need someone to finish my senses up on. Don't you much talk for myself. It's hard. It's hard. So, I'm like, I'm saying.

I'm saying. I'm saying. And then, Rina, this all started because Rina goes, you know what? Here's the thing. Guys, this was created by someone else, not even us where we fight about it, guys. Don't forget this is about Lisa Fander, Pomp.

You know, Rina can never let you forget and some cramps, like, you're right, she's making it toxic. Then crowds like, yeah, you know, the point is that we care. She chooses not to be here. Oh, yeah, she chooses. Yeah, place you would love to be with all these people who hate her right now. Yeah. So then now that Rina stirred it, steered it back to where it's supposed to be during this like, we're my friend told me to reach. She's like, we have my friend just told me we've got no friendship in it all and then I go into an evening with you saying I haven't met that yeah I'm not one of your real friends

because I haven't met your friend's coil and cows like oh my god. And then I went to the 7-11 and I played the scratch and win and I scratched but I didn't win. I mean all these disappointments. I haven't been able to move on since I saw Erica's vagina having a drink of champagne out of a rock's glass. Yeah, so now Jerez the victim and then they go to sleep and so now is the next morning and Teddy is like, oh I'm Teddy jogging all around this place. And Rina is like, she's like, I had a dream last night. I had a dream that Kyle got Porsche a squirrel and put it on the floor.

Did you put that right on the floor last night? That was so wacky. Kyle, remember when you did that, that was crazy. And Kyle's like, I didn't get to go to summer camp. So now I play wacky pr Kyle, remember when you did that, that was crazy. And Kyle's like, I didn't get to go to summer camp. So now I play wacky pranks on people. Kyle, yeah, it's Kyle like, oh, I put a fake stuff right on there for what? Some fake splatters in their band. The void of summer camp.

Yeah, the original parent trap was like 90 years ago. And Hayley Mills was more current than you. Yeah. You know what I mean? In modern times. So they're all sort of sitting at this picnic table and there's like some awkward silence with Teddy and Camille and Teddy's like, when it comes to Camille, her antics I'm used to them by now. Like one day she's like happy, one day she's sad, like, hi, I'm Teddy. Yeah. And basically she's saying, I'm not finding with Camille because I know she's like happy one day she's sad like hi, I'm Teddy

Yeah, and basically she's saying I'm not finding with Camille because I know she's trying to get a center spot You know, and you're not getting your cast member job on the show while I'm around beyond So then Eric and I'm saying hi everybody It's me just totally normal go come right me and came shoot Narical I'm gonna have some pumpkin. I have some cheese ways on it. Will you think I'm bad? Alright, I prove my proof of self. Let's go. Yeah, let's get a gun Go home So then um and then she's so they basically are like in the bus now and she's like You're all invited to my show the glow beat of where I'll be singing my favorite song. I'm a lady who likes to fish.

With my pus. So they're all going to go to that. And then Kyle starts talking about like how JLo, she's talking about like haters on Instagram and how like people like real Trailblazers like J.Lo and the Kardashians have made it more acceptable for her to have a bigger butt, which then leads into a whole conversation. She's like, you know, it's just great. Like my daughters don't feel that pressure of being thin the way that I felt it growing up, you know, I'm like, yeah, they just only have the pressure of being famous and finding a rich man.

And by the way, they still probably feel the pressure of being famous and finding a rich man. And by the way, they still probably feel the pressure trying to be thin because society is just fucked that way. Yeah, I like that way. Carl's like, everything's changed with the Kardashians. Thank God. Yeah, women have self confidence. I'm like, have you seen the Kardashians?

They've changed their faces 19 times. What the fuck are you talking about? It's like, oh, women aren't worried about their bodies anymore. That's why they all have implants and like five gallons of rubber cement in their face Kyle give me a fucking break Yeah, you just talked about really helped women. Yeah, like you guys eat collectively three pieces of romaine lettuce at every single lunch Okay, yeah, I'm in milk to go camping. Yeah, it's all better now. My God. Yeah, no pressure whatsoever. Oh, look, there's Bueller. Bueller has something to say.

Oh, God, you can see all that in my apartment. My apartment's filthy right now. I can see all that. It's a bag of Bueller. So, yeah, so I just thought it was funny because they're all talking about like, well, I mean, I agree. Like, I don't know how teenagers get through life

these days with social media. Like, I don't understand it. But the way that they're talking about it, they don't have the pressures of these girls don't have how teenagers get through life these days with social media Like I don't understand it But the way that they're talking about how they don't have the pressures of these girls don't have the pressures of being thin Like how do you say that when we've now had four different daughters who've been on real houses Beverly Hills go off to become models, you know and like this idea that like they were able to excel because like Like no those pressures are out there They are really out there and Kyle if you think your daughters don't have those pressures for anyone doesn't have those pressures you are

cray cray cray cray yeah and then Kyle based model is like do you guys think that women are more pressured and Hollywood to look good oh my god Kyle this has never been discussed before I'm really glad you're here and Erica just turns around She's in a friend seat and she's like I look at myself like a lot of pro check. I'll create ever whatever the fuck I want till I'm done How about that? They're like Okay, they don't understand this. There's like awesome cool. Oh, yeah. It's a great outlook Kyle do you think it's really difficult for women in the entertainment industry? No, Kyle.

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