Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Two Truths and a Tahoe

Episode Date: May 27, 2021

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Lake Tahoe where Erika refuses to open up (again), Sutton begs to get dragged, and Kyle burns salmon. Will Kathy figure out how to plug in a fan? This week's bonus episode will be a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Potomac trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensOur Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts! It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off! Voice only! Launching during Pride! Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chaz, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Well hello and welcome to watch what crap and some hot guys from that crappy love to talk about on your O'Braws. I'm Ronnie that's been over there. Hi Binging. Hi Ronnie. What's going on? Not much how you doing babe? I'm great. So excited to talk some Beverly Hills today.

Me as well. Me as well. We got so many housewives right now. We did New York yesterday, Beverly Hills today for housewives of New Jersey tomorrow. Housewives, housewives, housewives, guy. Yeah, it's out of control. Everything's just like firing on all cylinders. We're gonna be doing a, a Tomic bonus episode where we break down that the trailer for Potomac,

it's just all the housewives all the time, at all times. And on Monday, by the way, we have a special episode speaking of housewives. We have Dame Brian Moilin on the show, one of our old friends who is going to talk about his new book called The Housewives, the real story behind the real housewives. And we just talk about all the real housewives stuff, Bravo, all that good stuff. That'll be on Monday Memorial Day here in the States. And then on Tuesday we resume,

we'll get all the recaps in. It's just, you know, we're gonna take Monday off. Yeah, we'll probably combine some. We didn't even really talk about what we're gonna do, but probably when we'll come back, we'll do like a Shaws below deck, maybe a little married to medicine update, kind of episode all should

We haven't checked another Yeah, we've got a lot of shows that we're gonna miss by missing one day, but you know what We'll figure it out on our own time, okay? Yeah, yeah, because you know what if the episodes are like crazy Well, we're just gonna see what we don't know we don't know All we know is that we we we we're taking Monday off and we're putting up this episode with Brian, which is super fun. Yeah. Okay, so here we are on Beverly Hills.

This town is a game of chess, but no one's taking this queen down. So is this the first time we're getting these tag lines, or did we already talk about these? That's the first time we're getting them, right? I don't remember. Maybe it is because I know that they came out. So I didn't write them down because they came out and we made fun of them on our Instagram.

So I just assumed that we saw them last week, but maybe we didn't see them last week. Okay. Yeah. Let's just assume we did. That's terrible that we can't even remember a week ago. Okay. I can't remember. Um, so let's just go into it.

Um, I don't know. I don't think we did see them last week. I don't think we did either because they seem new to me. I mean, Kyle saying hers. Kyle does like a very deandra sort of thing this year where she's all the sudden going to try and sound really tough in her. So I can't as a game of chess, but no one's taking this queen down.

Mm-hmm. Just full on copying these's Savannah pump again. And a lot of people online make fun of Kyle because all her, all of her taglines are always like in this town, in this town, in Beverly Hills, and everyone's like, shut up Kyle. Stop. Yeah, that's fucking, that's Kyle for you. And this is also just the

game of copying each other. This show, all they do is copy each other. You've got Kyle just trying to be Lisa Vanderpump. Then you've got Rinna trying to be Erica Jane. Then you've got Erica Jane, just, you know, copying the banks accounts of what should be of the widows and orphans. She's just robbing. She's cupping bank numbers down. Then you've got Dorit trying to kind of be Erica. Then you've got, you know, on and on it goes. Yeah.

Rinna's are of course about her lips. This lips are legendary, bitch. But, let me look it up here. Lisa Rinna, I'm gonna lip-synthesize legendary. And they will never gloss over to Truth. I said gloss. I have lip gloss coming out. Lips.

It's lips. It's gloss. It's a gloss. I have lip gloss coming out. Lips. It's lips. It's gloss. It's a gloss. It's a play word. How are you? I'm a, I'm a cup of this. I am. I am. I am. And then you've got Garcels. If you want a starring role in my life, you better drop the attitude. Yeah, I like that. I thought it was you better drop the act. Maybe they changed it. I don't remember.

According to the daily dish, God, I do remember doing these. No, daily dish got it wrong. Daily dish got it wrong. I remember that because on e online, it says you better drop the act, which makes more sense. We did talk. You know where we talked about these. We talked about them on the two judgey girls podcast That's right. Well either way. We'll continue on

So crystal cung minkoff Hollywood is full of pretenders and I slay them all I'm an eater. What can I say? I'm an eater. I have three sprigs of parsley the other day. I'm an eater What can I say? I love that hard boiled egg binge. I just had one whole hard boiled egg with a pickle with a pickle Palo Peno. Okay. And then Sutton Stratkey. Anyone who deaths my exquisite manners can kiss my exquisite dairy air. Doesn't really have a lot of work play going on there. It sort of feels like they went through several drafts and they just were like, fine, we'll just do this and no one's happy with it, but that's what they would go for it with. Right.

Erickas. The strongest substance on earth isn't diamonds. It's me. Which sort of sounds like she said, it's meat. Like, it's not diamonds, it's meat. Yeah, go get some at Ralph's's 599 for some sirloin on sale today No one's ever served tougher steaks than I have shakers shakers whatever that strip club was um and then uh to read dress like this new tomorrow and then tomorrow did the game I don't even like I don don't even, it doesn't, it barely even makes sense.

It doesn't, but you know what? She puts on clothes every day. And during COVID, sometimes that's, that's a feat. Okay, it's a feat. So well done. If I'm dressing like there's no tomorrow, I'm putting on my most comfortable outfit. I'm not dressing trying to do a look.

I'm like, oh good, I'm gonna wear sweats then. I want to be comfortable on this. I'm just dressing in a pizza. Okay. That's all that's going to be on me. So, um, so the episode opens up after that with Garsell looking truly amazing. I mean, I'm not just saying it, but like, because people, people are always every week people like, oh my god, Garsell is like amazing. But like, she's like, given that Garsell has a baseline of looking amazing, she's really at a high level of amazing this right now. And she's face timing with Sutton.

And Sutton has just had a massage. And Garsell's like, oh, it's been so long since I had a massage. It almost became an approval. Oh, I guess, sorry, Garsell had a massage. And she said that it was almost became an appropriate. Oh, oh guess sorry Garsell had a massage and she said that it was almost became inappropriate So listen, I'm gonna meet up with Kyle. We were at Dorit and we were cordial I mean we didn't talk and then we just see a clip of Garsell saying oh you look great Great you look great. You look so good. You do you look great. Oh you look amazing

You look so good. You do you look great. You look amazing. You look great. Oh You look great over there. Oh, who is she? What do you live about? Oh my god boys boys Yeah, so I spoke with Kyle with spirit's cordial as cordial's one can be when you're talking into a Fishball, but you know, got this very much strange pleasantries. And then we get these editors are really just twisting in the knife at this point. They really are. So for those who feel like Erica never really gives us a glimpse into her life, you know, fuck you guys because last week she was laying at clothes in one closet and then she brought that those clothes to another closet.

And then this week she's laying at clothes in her apartment at downtown LA. So hello, it's called facets. Yeah. Um, or, you know, putting tags on in a state sale, depending on depending on what date you're looking at this from. So we get Erica's life. A Chicago poster. A pink neon light. I'm asking it says pretty nice. And then there's a stylist lady named Danny who's like, I like Zander Wang, central bunch of cool looks. And then there's a knock at the door and she goes, it's the police, just kidding. It's like not for long.

Hi, I wonder if there's any way we could take this gushing over clothes for the 15 million time to the next level. Oh, it's sun. Give it your best shot, sun. And sun's like, oh my God, this is my dream come true. I am dying right now. Everything, just clean.

Die, oh my god. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Erica, are there guns everywhere in here? Are there guns? I'm from the South, bitch. Don't you remember how I love to claim the South when it works for me in certain scenes? So sudden, she comes with a... sudden gives a good basket, you know why? Because when I spot in that gift basket, we're John Kelly chocolates. And John Kelly is like a chocolate here in Hollywood who I once went to a party and they gave everyone John Kelly chocolates

and I'm telling you I die. They were like if this if Erica Jane if every scene was heard just eating John Kelly chocolates I'd be like this is great content and I need to watch more and more of it like that's that would work for me. Well you got it. I mean that's basically what this is and she also got some muffins and it. I mean, that's basically what this is. And she also got some muffins. And it's like, I know you won't even eat that. It's like, oh, I'm going to eat it all. Oh, that, like, I'm going to taste that.

The garbage disposal or your fines, you know, hook up. So, um, so Erica says, you know, when I met Sutton, you know, she was a little over the top. And I'm like, don't tell us she was over the top when you're sitting in front of a pillow that has your face and your glam squad drawn onto it. Yeah.

So Sutton's like, well, I have a great story. Okay, my friend went this auction on a plane, sort of thing. So anyway, I went on this plane and there was this rando in the back. And he said, I lost my this plane and there was this rando in the back and he said I lost my pilot lessons Because you know why he said that one time he was a helicopter pilot for a porno a porno That was being made and the girl he he said the girl just gave him a knobber

I'm there. It's like a blowjob. I mean, I said what's that? You know, well the FAA people saw, and they took away his license. And the point is people from the FAA watch poor nose. They watch poor nose. You know, I didn't know what a nobber was, and I could have lived without that information. I'm like, it's literally not that big of a deal. It's just another way of saying blowjob. I mean, I never heard of it either, but I'm not like scandalized. You know what else you could have lived without? A mesh shirt with two cats kissing each other over your boots.

Okay, Sutton, you could have also lived without that. You could have lived without that. It's like a weird variation on the Bjork dress. So, Sun's like, well, I just moved 10 days ago and I bought a house. And I really released something in me. And it just was, it was a simple marriage and now independence. And so now I'm, I don't know, I'm looking for hand, I don't know, maybe Hancock park or something like that. I mean, what does that mean?

Hancock, I don't even want to know. It sounds dirty like an oboe. I wish I didn't. Hancock park. It's beautiful. All of the name of Husband and Tom was considering moving into our Bella Hancock Park or Lancaster, which I think is probably gonna be. You know, one of the great parts about being a super sexy youth culture driven pop star is that I can't wait to live in places with very old people. I want to live near where Nancy Reagan used to live in Bell app. Well, I first started to hand-cock park. I thought wow, my resume is a name of something's like, well, I couldn't find anything tacky enough, so I'm gonna build my own tacky home. Honestly in the full year I'm powerful circle

I mean, I just think of you know where Erica I have a little pretty mess inside of me Everybody's got a pretty mess. Oh sometimes it's a financial mess. It depends on really how you want to stretch the definition You know what I'm saying? Everyone's got a little pretty mess in them. That's why I inspire girls from the end of the end of the turn to know you, baby I like the Erica's like some Paragonna virtue for little girls everywhere. I know I'm a strong Impassioned woman who really didn't give a Fuck the effort you know what I'm trying to say. I don't want to say that that bad. That's just declassade if word you know what I'm trying to say I don't want

to say that that that's just a class I but you know what I mean. I sure do because like I said before everyone has a little bit of a pretty mess inside them a pretty mess well you're chaotic but you keep it together of course I don't show any of that on camera even though I've been saying pretty bad for about seven years now And you've never seen anything that even really remotely suggests that about my personality, but I'll keep saying it anyway Megatcha cod baskets the fuck out of my ass to twit So then Kyle is putting on lip gloss while waiting at petite was nail still my tagline He twang snail. Still my tagline.

I'm not funny. It's still my tagline. The pititwa. The little three with the snail on the front of the restaurant. So Garsell comes walking up and we get a, oh, how are you? Oh my God, you look so nice. You look so pretty, Garsell.

Oh, you look pretty. No, you look pretty. No, you look great. No, you look great. No, you look pretty. No, you look great. No, you look great Yeah, all of that and Garsell's like well, I've just been really Well, yeah, I'm actually really have with it. Oh my god, that must be so good. It's great show because I can use my voice Because I never get to I guess what I'm trying to say is that

Exactly I wrote that down to Kyle talking over That's unbelievable. Wow, it's great. So So Kyle's like, you know, I'm really you know, I wanted to talk to you Because I was like, you know, I'm really, you know, I wanted to talk to you. Because I was reluctant. I was reluctant. No, well, that, I know people are usually intimidated by my fame. So I appreciate that. So I just, you know, I was excited to get to know you. And I thought I was expressing that by being playful.

Like the time I looked at it, obviously at your dress and played around in it. And then asked you how much it cost. And then told Mauricio I want to get one also but a little bit better that was just playful you know. But then once I started hearing things being said about me I thought wow like you didn't even give me a chance. Well I mean listen you were friendly to me but I felt like I just wasn't being heard. So I was like oh yeah okay well regardless of all that I just want to give you a hug. Okay, and I've been tested. There's no reason we shouldn't be having fun. Well, like I said, I just felt like I wasn't being heard with you.

You know, fun, really fun times we could be having. Right. But let me just say that, you know, I just, I mean, this lunch is fun, right? God, I can't wait to eat. Yes. But and I know you've been expressing, you know, how you feel. Love me. I just want to be her. God, they just love stales. Yeah, I love her too. What are we saying?

So she goes, well, we can let that go if we can fast forward to you, calling me out about not paying with charity. That really cut me to my core. I love when housewives use terms that my mother uses because my mom does that. That cut me to the core. How could you? And another favorite is with every ounce of my being.

So we see that clip at the reunion of Kyle going, well, you came to my charity event and then you never paid. And Kyle's like, well, look, I'm not in charge of handling the money. I mean, other people do that. So I don't know why I'm at fault. So, so Kyle's allowed to make an taxation on national TV about how it ourselves is bad.

Like, does not like, welches on her bids for charity, but then, but then like, when called on, I said, well, I don't handle the money. So you can just make baseless accusations. Okay. So what we gather from it is that basically, the organization when it reached out to ourself for the money, just they sent stuff to the wrong address. So they never got it. And so Kyle's like, you know, I know you're a good person.

I know you are because when you've started and moved with Michael Myers, you can really tell who's a bad person. You know what I'm saying? Oh my God. When you've had a shoe thrown at your nose, the point where it has to be fixed so you could look 10 years younger, you start to become a pretty good judge of character. Okay, let's hug. Yeah.

She's like, yeah, you're a good person. You took care of it right away after that. I mean, listen, if we had been getting along, I never would have even said anything. And Garcell goes, well, would you have said it to one of the white women and crowds? I'll just drop her jaw on the ground. Just that, that, that, Kyle. Kyle thought she was going to skate by in this conversation by saying, I just want to hug you. She thought it was going to be so easy. Either we gonna have some french food and then Garsell Garsell then brings up race and Kyle's like So Garsell's like well, this is how I feel I feel you know I felt like it was weaponized towards me as a black woman and I don't think you realize the effect

It has on me being a black woman and there's stereotypes't think you realize the effect it has on me being a black woman. And there's stereotypes, you know, that we don't bear rent or this or that. And Kyle's like, I would never even think that Garsell. And she's like, yeah, that's the point. Yeah, she's like, yeah, you don't have to think about it.

But that's our reality. And then the waitress comes over. And she's like, hi, ladies, would you like me to take your order? And I was like, oh my god, did they have to talk about tipping right now? They're never going to get their food on time now. I know. Bring up the tipping after the waitress leaves the table, not when she's on her way over.

So Garcelle tells the story about how she was at a restaurant where they were not serving her and they were serving other people. And then she finally got her meal and she had to think about like, do I tip? Do I not tip? Because if she doesn't tip, she doesn't want to make people be like, oh, well, black people don't tip. But then she didn't want a tip because the service was terrible. You know, and Kyle's just like nodding like, I'm barely listening, but maybe I should offer to hug her again. Yeah. And she's like, and that's why it hurt so much when you said that I didn't pay you.

And Kyle's like, well, I mean, I totally understand. For that, I apologize. I wasn't thinking of that. And thank you for sharing. And so Kyle actually handles this pretty well. She's, I thought she was very well. She's like, you know, I didn't walk in her shoes. I didn't mean it like that.

But now I understand why she unfollowed me, you know, like I get a little bit more who she is and where she comes from and stuff. What I thought was nice, but, you know, all of that aside, I think it's really, this is such a good housewives fight because it's like you said you were going to give charity and you did not, you did not give it. Oh, well, I don't handle the money. Why would you accuse me of not giving the money? Well, I don't handle the money.

Oh, okay. So that's both of your arguments is that you don't handle the money. It's just so perfect for housewives. Yeah, and I think by the way, if we're giving props to Kyle for handling it well, you have to give props also to Gar self or being really patient when you didn't have to be with Kyle Richards about this. Oh, yeah. But I thought it was actually a really good scene, honestly, because I thought it was, I thought it was, you know, I liked hearing about that, the perspective, etc. So now we go over to, then they end it with some pattern about how they gained weight, etc.

And then we go over to Crystal's house and not yelling, what she's calling after her daughter. It's like, Zoe, you want your green juice? Crystal? I mean, Zoe, she's just going to call after herself. So you want your green juice? Crystal, I mean, I mean, so she's just gonna call after herself. So you want your green juice? Which is like... Gross. Really what? It's like the most horrible thing. It's child abuse.

That's what it is, okay? It's flat out cows. It is. It's like that once fried! And Crystal's brother is over there helping getting the kids ready and stuff. They do a checking contest for the green juice and that's they're calling for Rob Rob I guess did you call Rob the only way Rob comes to the kitchen. So Rob comes in and crystals like, yeah, you know, Rob direct the Lion King and the story little series and how to patch and then Mr. P body and Sherman and forbidden kingdom which by

the way was the only movie that Jackie Chan and Jetly did together. Oh, also, you may remember a movie called Paperclip and Top Hat, Boys by Richard Mulligan and also Betty Davis. No, you don't remember that. And from the 80s. So she's like, yeah, you know, with Rob being so successful and all you look, I don't remember that. That's me. Oh, so she's like, yeah, you know, with Rob being so successful and all, you look, I don't

brag about myself, but I do brag about my husband. And I did marry him, which I guess is kind of a brag about myself, but I think, I think we all remember the curious apricot. Do we not? We've gotten to travel the world, you know, Kazakhstan, China, New York. For him, it's, it's a work, but for me, it's just, you know, talking about the Lion King and lots of different Rosetta Stone tapes. Yeah.

You know, when you're married, you're the director of Mr. Peabody and it's, and it's a little dog friend. You know, it's just just you just really live that glamorous life, jet setting to Kazakhstan for film festivals and then Burbank. It's just so much. There's so much to brag about. Kazakhstan Burbank. You know how it goes. Kazakhstan restaurant in Burbank. I love by the way, this guy literally directed one of the most iconic animated films if not films of all time. And we heard just like, oh, like just totally dragging on it. But it's, you know, it's Crystal's fault because she should just left with Lion King, but said she's like, yeah, she also directed a movie with Jet Li and Jackie Chan in it.

Yeah, Mr. P body and Franklin or whatever it's called. Sure. Listen, you have not lived until you've sat through Tommy trouble, okay? So he did the adaptation of Mr. Toad's wild ride. Sorry. I mean, really did we need to do a little too? That was our only fight, really, you know? I mean, I did we need to do a little to that was our only fight really, you know, I mean, I

could understand the Lion King to you, Sympos pride, but I mean, it's a good video game, but Stuart little to I mean, come on, Rob. Yeah, I told him it should be called Stuart little there, and he said, no, thanks. I said, fine. I won't see it. This is her. She talks, it was Kazakhstan. She talks about how anal she is with scheduling. That's her job in the family. She's like, I do everything. And then they're like, here's her assistant brother

and her assistant house manager and her assistant Nanny. Yeah. Obviously people. But you know what? She does do the scheduling. Okay. She's like scheduling is a passion of mine

I just I'd light up talking about it. You know, I'm organized We have morning meetings and then we see a clip of morning meetings and she's like oh my god Rob on your meeting I see Mel Brooks wow quite a morning Is he reading for a role in basketball and Mrs. Pigeon? Oh gosh. Okay. So then she's, uh, she's talking about her house and like the size of her house, it's,

it's a small size to run. It's only 9,000 square feet, you guys. Okay. And she says there's just her and her brother and Lucy who she calls El President-deh because she's the boss and the Lucy clips of possibly my favorite side character already on Bravo. She's like, do you like this? Do you like this outfit Lucy?

And Lucy's like, it's ugly. What do you need more shoes? How many foot do you have? And then her brother is there. And he's like a pop star in China, but here in LA, she's like, he's my manny. So we're just like reduced to driving the kids somewhere. And the kids of course are spoiled. They're like, I want presents, I want presents.

And then because they're going to go, I guess, see their grandma. And then Crystal's like, well, you can discuss with Nana what you want for your birthday. And then Max goes, well, it's not going to be anything more than $2,000. And she's like, yeah, growing up Chinese, I was taught to respect my parents, their parents and also their ancestors. But, you know, I want to instill that in my family, but I don't think it's, it's working really. Yeah. So far, crystals doing pretty, I mean, I'm really liking crystals. So I like crystal. I mean, we called her an asshole last

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You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder app So, um, so now we go over to like Van Nijs airport or wherever it's like the private plane hangar and there's Rina sitting in the lounge and Garsell shows up Hi, how are you? I'm wearing lip gloss. Oh, Garthel. With the first one here, I don't want to gloss that over. I hear ourselves like there is everyone. You're the first. You're not just me and you. Just me and your favorite friend Lisa, right?

I'm wearing a blue. Oh, me. Wow. Just me and your favorite friend Lisa Rida. Uh oh. Oh my. Uh oh. Wow. Gryll stills like, yeah, it's pretty awkward. I just want to say Gryll. I am super, super excited. Like really, really, really, really, really, really, really, I'm so excited.

Oh my god, it's Cole! Cole! Hi, Kyle! Hi, Kyle! Kyle, Rachel! Oh my god, it's go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go I guess how many bags I brought. I brought a checked bag, a duffle bag, carry-on pack, a hat bag, and a bag with an espresso machine because I wanna make everyone a espresso. She brought milk and espresso in a bag. If she's trying to be fabulous,

like these Amanda Pum, she is really, really failing hard on this front. And Garsell's like, when Kyle walks in, Garsell's so relieved and not be stuck alone with Renna. She goes, I'm an alternate Kyle. I'll take anyone really. So then Kathy comes and Kyle's like, wow, Kathy, look at you. So nice and colorful. And she goes, well, you know, I have to be comfy because, you know, which I don't really, but I hang on, I literally hang on every word that

Kathy says. She is. She is. She is. She's like, I've traveled quite a bit and never gone on an all girls trip. You may have heard of women going for a bachelor at party or maybe you've heard of girls going on a spa weekend. Mm-hmm.

I just always end up with my husband. Yeah. Yeah. I felt like there was something she would be passive aggressive at that moment, but I couldn't quite put my finger on. I was like, I know there's passive aggression in there. Yeah. And she goes, Mrs. Hamlin. Mrs. Hamlin, do we have any little treats to eat? That would be nice. Listen, I need to floss these teeth. So let's get the gunk in them now. So we have a better floss experience later. You know what I'm saying? And we're gonna say,

I've made sure we have a chef. Ha ha ha! A chef! And Kyle says, Oh, the chef tonight is me. No. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, Kyle.

And you're not coming out with some salmon cookbook either. Okay? This is a cooking vacation with the private chef. I'm not eating your tribe, okay? Kyle has never cooked a single thing in 11 years of this show being on the air and now all of a sudden she wants to cook dinner for everyone I don't buy it. Okay, I will do. I'm coming. That's exactly what I thought. She's gonna start doing a lifestyle brand. So now they all get on this airplane and Garcell needs a flask because she hates small planes

and which is funny because that's what Kyle used to be, but somehow on that one away, I guess, when it no longer served her. So yeah, so she's, she just is like Garcell sitting there with her eyes closed and everyone's like, Garcell, how are you doing? Garcell, Garcell, how are you doing? Garcell. Garcell, you're doing okay over there?

Garcell, you know I'm asking you, Patrick. Garcell, we're going down a path of love for you. And Garcell goes, I don't like small planes, which you probably all remember. And then we see her at the reunion saying, oh yes, I traveled a lot as a model and I've had very many scary things happen on small planes. I don't know what that means. And then Kathy's like, well, at this point, after being honkered down for seven months,

I would have been happy to go in a plane and travel around and just to do something. I actually have done that about five times. That's, you know, when you're wealthy, you just fly around and then land. It's great. Paris got me a balloon, actually, for my birthday, an actual hot air balloon. And we went up there, we had a great time until Nikki dropped her purse off the edge of it. So we had to land it and find other ways to fly around Los Angeles.

So we get to Tahoe to our Beverly Hills Princess music. It's like, Broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, and they're ever in screaming. Tahoe, wow! And they're like, I haven't been here. It's so long. Life looks so different on the ground. Last time I saw Mountain, I was standing on the pole on top of it. It's made it from that man.

Yeah. When it's like, I came here my entire time I Hello How are you? So crystal is like yeah when you're racing L.A. You just like grow up with friends and out like all the parents just like they all get condos at Tahoe You know, it's just kind of like it's like a local strip, right? So I'm like, is it?

I don't know, I mean, I'm not raised from here, but it still felt like that was kind of in sconce in some hilarious privilege, right? And Garsell's like, well, I've never been but I think of bears and cool things. And Garsell's like, oh, it's just so magical. And Eric goes, well, I don't have any good stories about Tahoe to be blunt.

As opposed to her canon of fascinating and wonderful hilarious stories she's told over the years. Well, I don't know anything about Tahoe, but I'll tell you this. It's given me a Luciano Switzerland Italianos, swat swat swat's big Ben tortilla, a Nutella cobblblestone, wits, ghast, and pyramid sort of vibe. Guys, it's like someone took the cat pre-room and took down all the walls. That's what it looks like in here, guys.

So they get to the house and they've got a guy there. He's like, I'm Mark, host of the Sherman Estate, and he's got very scary eyes. I would leave. Is that like Mr. P body in Sherman? Because my husband directed that. So in a way, he kind of directed this house. How's it top, baby?

So there's 17 bedrooms and 18 bathrooms. So this shows automatically robbing us of our bedroom fight scene. Yeah. Clearly they change it up. Bravo. I suspect they had to get something so huge because they had to put the crew in. Right. Like everyone, I'm assuming everyone had to isolate in this house. I'm assuming. So yeah, this massive, massive house. And there's a game room and a movie theater and a sports bar and a pool and a hot tub and a sauna, which I doubt we'll see any of that being used. I mean, it's so, it's like so massive for five people or six people.

So Garsell walks into a downstairs bedroom and she's like, this will work. And he goes, well, I have to give you some guidelines, ladies. Bears have access to the ground level. And Chris was like, I'm, wait, so there's a ground floor issue with bears. That's what you're saying. Chris, I was like, oh, get the fuck out of here. You don't tell the black girl that twice, baby. She crops her, she gets and just gets the hell out of there. She goes, we don't do bears, which is also the unofficial anthem of West Hollywood actually.

So, um, Rina is like, uh, I'll take that's room. I'll take that's room. And, um, Kyle can't find her thing. They all come to the startling realization that there are no porters or bellmen for Valleys in Tahoe and there are Airbnb. Everyone is mortified. It's so funny. And Kathy's just going,

I'm going, has anyone seen my fan? My fan? I need my fan. Has anyone seen it? Oh, Kathy, I have so many fans from Halloween. Also, God, aren't we so lucky to have that? my fan has anyone seen it okay I have so many fans from Halloween also God aren't we so lucky to have that no Kyle a real an actual fan that blows wind oh

you're welcome I don't even know what you're saying anymore where's the lifter of the things in Italy we called them bossa boils when it's like sorry no palmen, but COVID won't let me girls. You're gonna have to get some quick girls. Is there not even like a little adorable monkey dressed like a little valet? One of those adorable things that could just sort of laugh and hit a bell for us now? Not even one day. Great.

Great. So now they all have to carry their bags everywhere, which has been an ongoing theme on these shows. It happened on Dallas, hilariously as well. And so now Kyle goes into Kathy's room and Kathy has some sort of Chanel hat that's sitting around and so Kyle, of course, goes right towards it and picks it up and is just,

she's like doing the terminator scan of it. Like you could just see the terminator display where it's like, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, identified, Chanel. Terminator scan of it like you could just see the terminator display where it's like Identified Chanel price or thousand dollars Logged message sent to Mauricio. I Love the Chanel hat Kathy is rich glad you left home I'm so oh he's glad that we can spend some time together. She's oh, yeah Mo is to Mo is to you.

Mo is to you. Because the whole reason they haven't spoken is because the husband's basically. Rick, yeah, that was the first time they didn't speak. Well, that's where it started. Because Rick wouldn't move Mauricio up in the company and make him a partner. So the Mauricio started his own company, the agency, and then stole a lot of his clients from the Hilton. So that was their first big fight.

Yeah. You never got to see. I wonder if Kathy being on the show is like contingent with Kyle and Marisa not being allowed to wear agency logos because I haven't seen any of the season. And that would actually make a lot of sense. If Kathy was like, I'll do it, but I will not stand around while that paperclip logo was shoved in my face. I know.

They're ridiculously poorly designed logo. So Monica font. Yeah. So Kyle's telling us that, oh, she's had so much anxiety and depression not having Kathy, but they finally worked through them. And then we see a clip of Kyle saying that she had dinner with Kathy and running going, yeah, cuz your show got canceled. Yeah.

Yeah. So bitchy and true and hilarious. Yeah. And so Kathy is like Kyle, the fan won't plug in. The fan just won't plug in. I can't get it to work. I can't. And Kyle's like, Kathy, you were taking a look,

and so all of a sudden, she's down on her knees and plugging it in and everything, and she's like, and Kathy's like, oh yes, I have to have a fan. The home relaxes me. It's almost as beautiful as the sound of a dental drill. You know what I'm saying? Just just go sleep to it, right?

And I have that same fan in my apartment, and I cannot sleep without it either. When I came to Texas, it took me like two weeks to sleep properly with that. And then there's something about that particular lasco fan off of Amazon. I just love that I have the same cheesy knockoff fan is Kathy.

It says, there has never been a better home than the lasco. And Kyle goes, huh, as she's like plugging the fan like, Kathy, you just have to plug it in. I sometimes I wonder how Kathy gets by in life. I'm like, she tricks you into doing all her shit for you. She doesn't want to get on her knees on camera. You just did exactly what you want to do. Yeah, she can't figure out how to plug something in.

So then the chef is there and cows like well, I love to entertain But you know, we do you have a chef. Sorry. You're gonna have the night off. Okay, so here's what you do Get out the salmon portion of the salmon get me the get me the pasta get me the cheese open it Like well, she's doing everything anyway. You're just passing your around. You don't know I know you're the chef of everything when you're making some somebody sous chef for you the whole night lady. Also, back to your point, like Kyle, like fuck Kyle right now, they have a private chef who's gonna make them something lovely. And Kyle's just gonna make like a weeknight

salmon with pasta. Yeah. What I, I'm like, I'm mad. I'm mad about this. So Crystal comes in and she makes Kyle a Margarita and Margaret, Kyle's like, oh wow, you know how to do that. I don't know how to do that. Wow, thank you. Kyle is so obnoxious. Okay, because all her, the whole thing that she's been trying

to like sell on us for the past due seasons is that she just loves a Margarita. It doesn't matter where they go. She has to have a margarita while you know I'm married to a Mexican. I need to have a margarita. She doesn't know how to combine three ingredients for crying out loud. It's like it's so easy. I don't know how to make one. Okay. All right. I feel like in some ways that maybe that's also in a front to her old childhood friend Bethany Frankel. I'm not sure, but I just feel like Kyle, don't try to push a narrative that a margarita's just kind of your thing And then you don't even know how to make one

Yeah Um well then all the other ladies come in Which means it's time for our favorite Beverly Hills song and dance You look amazing wow Oh my god you dressed so beautifully Oh Ah Yeah Oh Oh Amazing wow, oh my god, you dressed so beautifully. Oh Sorry, I'm especially casting recasting the season. Has anyone seen my fan? So yeah, so anyway there Just it's like a lot of stuff happening.

Kathy goes, are you stirring onions? Are you stirring onions? Are there onions? I like that Kathy doesn't really do the shit that everyone else is doing, because while they are fawning about caftans and fancy pajamas, Kathy is very focused on onions instead. Yeah, she's just giving Kyle shit at all times. And Kyle's someone says, Kyle, your nose looks really good. And she's like, oh, I know, even with my swelling, I think it looks okay.

And Kathy goes, well, on the plane, I noticed it blew up. It does that. Oh, he looked like dopey the dwarf. But then again, when don't you, am I right, everyone? Hey, we keeping in the family. We're a Disney ladies, aren't we? Well, everyone says I look younger with the nose job. She's, oh, yeah.

And then next year, we're going to snip off a little more. And says I look younger with the nose job. She's, yeah. And then next year we're going to snip off a little more and then we'll start with the ears. It's going to take a lot of work, but eventually you'll look like a fetus again. So then Kyle accidentally calls son Garsell and then they started joking about how last week Kathy thought Garcell was Kyle and when it goes the original version of that so Raven I don't know if people realize it but so they show side by side picks of I don't know if people realize it, but it's about the happy. So they show side by side picks of Garsell and Kyle and they do look oddly similar in the picks that they put out, which is kind of funny, but just how their heads, just how they're styling stuff.

Yeah, but then Kathy goes, I mean, I don't know why I thought it was Kyle. Kyle is so much shorter. I'm like, and also Kyle is white and Garsell is black. This might be the first time in the history of ever that someone truly is like, I'm like, color blind. I was like, what? So yeah, she literally doesn't see color.

Crystal's gonna have a fit later. So Erica's like, oh, my house was with us that. Somebody will come up and he'll just pretend he knows them And I know he doesn't know him because he doesn't say hey, maybe Erica and so I have to go over there and say hey Yo fuckers you remember that's done and then I'll say oh yeah Do you ever helping with the names? Harry does that too. Oh my God. Harry does that. That is so catchy, Halton.

That's so catchy, Halton. Even though a child here doesn't it's so so catchy, Halton ultimately. And she's like, yeah, I mean, people will come up and have a full conversation being like, we never got our subtle man's and my family is old money. Yada, yada, yada, yada.

And he's like, I don't know who they are. It happens all the time. So, uh-oh, there's a lot of people and my family is old money, got it, got it, got it, he'd be like, I don't know who they are. It happens all the time. So, uh oh, there's a burning smell. Kyle is for a Trisamon. Okay. Kyle doesn't know how to make a margarita or set a timer as far as we can tell, like basically

completely inept in a kitchen, but somehow it entertains all the time. Yeah. And so she's like, everyone dinner's ready and listen, open the criticism here. So if there are any complaints, just let me know. America's like, uh, listen, black, this is birdfetch. Yeah. And then Kathy goes, well, you know, Dugi knows herself.

Dugi, without you, what would we do? And everyone's like, Dugi, and it turns out that her, like, basically, Kim and Kathy call Kyle Dugi. And she doesn't know why. And I think Kathy explains, because no, a Dugi. It's a little child. It's like a love name. Like, Phil Tutsi-Roll, you know, something like that, you know, just a

consular minor that she's just a small, small child, no matter how old she gets, even though she does have a nose like that. So you're 10 years apart. Nine and a half. Oh, that's big. That is big. That is big. And you know what, Kyle never even annoyed me. Never. Never. Well, I mean, you know, she is just such a good American woman. Do you annoy death?

Whichever annoy you on holidays, like, I don't know, Halloween. And she's an American woman with agency, magic. I mean, she's an American woman with agency. Magic. Magic. I would think that she'd send you to the ER a few times over the course of eight years. Um, so, Kathy's like, well, you know, Kyle was always very good to me.

She never bothered me. Now, Kim, on the other hand, Kim would love to torture me. The first time I wore makeup, Kim came in and snorted the foundation powder right off my face. I said, Kim, just back it up, Kim. That's Kim. That's Kim. That's so Kathy. And that's so Kim. Oh, too bad there's nothing that's so Kyle. Oh, Kyle, I wish you were more authentic. That's so Kathy. I'm really so swell. I could say Kim tortured me too.

You know, no, Rina, no. And just because many years pass, you don't get to just keep saying shit and make it history. Kim never did shit to you, lady. Kim never did one single thing to you. You did shit to Kim. And I'm not that you just like Kim defender in the world,

but Rina just keeps lying over and over again so that we'll all just forget what happened. Well, we won't, ma'am. Well, also, like regardless of even that, I just feel like this is a dynamic between sisters. So it's weird to jump in and be like, well, that's Kim. Like, you're not in this family. You don't get the joke about how Kim tortures people. Yeah, she's just trying to get in on any shit talking of Kim. So then we get this bunny clip thing where Rina is like that single tear coming down the middle of Rina's eye.

She's so hurt that the bunny was returned to her. Great moment. And then Rina's like, Son, did you bring presents? You're so good. That's so cocky, Alton. Ah. And Satton's like Garcell, Garcell, you want to play Santa? presence. You're so good. That's so happy, Alton.

And Sutton's like Garcell, uh, Garcell, you want to play Santa? I was like, geez, hand out your own gifts. So she does. And she's like, girls, with COVID, we need this. And you know, we're going into election week, next week. So we're going to death. We need this. And there's just a bunch of flasks with their initials and crystals like, I've never used a flask, so thanks. I know, I'm like, okay. So I think Kyle says, like if we pull this out of a beautiful bag,

is it wrong? And then Eric is like, well, I have two chicks from the South. No, I guess what I'm starting again for a moment. I'm going to have to go, I don't know what I'm going to put in that. Maybe mouthwash or something. What do poor people put in these? Pebbles. So nobody eats their salmon. So Kathy's like, I lost my phone. You're going to need to go out and get me a new phone tomorrow. Kathy, why don't you do it yourself?

I don't know what a phone is. You'll have to show me. Fine, Kathy, I'm gonna go to the store and show you what a phone is. And I'll buy it for you and then I'll set it up and I'll give it to you. And then you'll know, oh, good. Thank you, Kyle. I'm very defenseless. I'm Garth Sills.

Like, could you imagine if we all had our sister here, Marika goes, I don't have a sister. Just but if you did, I'm very defenseless. And Garth says, like, could you imagine if we all had our sister here, America goes, I don't have a sister. Just, but if you did, I'm saying, well, I want a tutor. I want to eat and err. So I think it's probably the realest thing she's ever said. Yes. I don't believe that Erica would have just eaten her sister right in the womb. So it's like, goies!

Let's begin! We'll say three things. eat my resistor right in the womb. So it's like, goies. Let's pay game. We'll say three things to tears and we'll laugh. They've been teasing this since the trailer all week long, this game of two truths in one lie. And I think we all as an audience can agree, we all knew it was going to turn out the way it did, which is nothing or nothing interesting as reveal, nothing scandalous, and it's just them like tittering at, you know, another stupid parlor game, or it's not a parlor game, but you know I'm talking about. So, I was like, okay, I'll go. Okay, I've been arrested. I worked at an escort agency and I've been

proposition to become a madam. What? I'm so not Kathy Elton. And she goes, the lie is that I was arrested. I worked at an escort agency, but I wasn't an escort. And Erica's like, oh, yeah, you were the phone operator. I thought I recognized your voice, Pearl. Hey, remember that time you said I had a date with Paul Simon and I said, Hey, this isn't Paul Simon. This is a man standing under a sign. And you said, no, and I said, pay

attention to his balls for diamonds. He was good at work, girl. It worked, girl. So then, um, now it's uh, Sutton's turn. She's I was a barista at Starbucks. I have stolen something and I was a virgin when I got married and everyone's like, well, you were definitely not a, uh, a barista at Starbucks. Just I was, I was at barista at Starbucks and as we all know, a barista is someone who yells at people who works at Starbucks, right? No, son.

All right, my turn. I wore a while was part of a federal cause. I was adopted and I used to work for the mafia. And they like, oh, wow, I don't know. I adopted my stepfather adopted me. My mom is my mom. I'm like, well, I mean, yeah, you're adopted, but like, I feel like you're kind of taking an adoption

cred or something like that. And like, okay, well, what's the lie? And she's like, I'm not going to answer that publicly. I'm like, you see it. Yeah. This is already a stupid segment. And it's like, you can't even share in this, I mean, at least do what Rinnah did,

which is be like, I'm not a good liar. I'm not, I pass, pass. You know, like that Erica won't even have fun in this segment. I, it's just, yeah, Erica sucks. I mean, Erica sucks and nothing's even happened yet. That's like, you can't even, just like say you like,

you once, like, we like were like you knocked over a vase and broke it and like, I never did that. That was my life. Like, okay, it's stupid, but at least it's like, but like that now you're not even going to like just like finish out the like finish out your role and don't lead us to the water. And then not let us drink the water, which I'm not sure is a metaphor, but it will be one now. Yeah. And I wonder, well, maybe it's because of federal cases right now, or maybe she's,

maybe she's been wearing a wire with Tom or whatever, who knows? Yeah. I'm guessing she used to work for the mafia. So yeah, I think so too. Doesn't just seem like a shaker's girl. Well, well, yeah, the girl from say, of course, he worked for the mafia in some capacity. So then Erica, yeah, she won't answer. So Kyle's like, yeah, she's so guarded. It's impossible to even know. And Erica's like, I can never confirm nor did I watch this a dream, though, which is alive.

I'm like, you're ruining the game. So now it's Kathy's turn to also ruin the game, but in a way, that's funny. And she's like, all right, here are my two truths in a lie. I worked as a dental assistant. I worked as a hairdresser, cutting children's hair. And I worked as a receptionist at the wall door. And they're like, Kathy, these are all you told us that all true. I'm playing. We see a clip. Clips of Kathy just telling everybody she's done all those things. She's like, how far does the dental assistant?

How far does the hairdresser cutting children's hair? I worked as a receptionist at the Waldorf. Also, was she a real dental assistant? Or is this just, is she just taking credit for having terrorized the neighborhood children With her her weird dental cosplay Okay, so now it's bedtime and Kyle's doing her usual like the boring people got it bad the fun people party So she's like dancing on the bar and asking Crystal to make her a cocktail and So she's like dancing on the bar and asking Crystal to make her a cocktail. And so she's like, yeah, and uh, Sutton's with them.

And so she's Kyle Sutton and Crystal down there. And Kyle's like, well, it was so nice that everyone was so happy. And I mean, Garsell was super adorable and sweet. I'm not at the first time that Jamie and I, Jamie Lee and I shot that scene running down the street. I mean, what a sweet heart she was. Oh, Jamie Lee Curtis. Now that's someone who donates the charity and follows through. Am I right, everyone? So Crystal asks, what was the problem with Garsell? Was she not sweet before? She said, well, we had an issue, but then the cloud lifted. So it goes, yeah, because you had a

good conversation. Both few did. She goes, yeah, you know, it's over now. Yeah, so now we go over to Garsell, who walked into Rennos' room, and we're gonna say, I need to admit it, come on in, come on, sit here, sit here, be with and range in my lip gloss. So Garsell's basically like, you know, I want to talk to you because I guess you told something that we're in a really good place,, you know, I want to talk to you because, I guess you told something that we're in a really good place and, you know, I sat down and you were like,

I did this, I did this, I did this, I never really got to say how I felt and I thought that was really shitty and I thought you were shitty friends of Denise and you were a shitty friend to me. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, I get that. I get it. So can't be help. That-hmm. I get it. Ah-ha-ha. So can't be helped.

That is so can't be helped. It's like, well, how could Denise think you were a good friend? You know, and you weren't. And I don't understand that disconnect. You know, she says you're a good friend. You say you're not. She's like, well, I mean, you know, what I saw Denise, like once a month, maybe a couple of times a month, and then, you know, after that, I just, I'd never, I saw Denise like once a month, maybe a couple times a month, and then you know after that

I just I'd never spent any time with her. I mean who? Maybe what's here? Who? Maybe like Denise. Honestly, like our friendship, honestly, I just I cut her out of a magazine and put her on a popsicle stick and said, how are you Denise? And that was pretty much our friendship. I actually never met her before. Well, are we close? She goes, oh yeah, we're close. You know, I mean, you haven't opened up to me like Denise did. It's like, oh, wait, so Denise did, did I get that wrong? And a non-close way. Denise opened up to you, but in a non-close, but you're not close with her. But herself did not open up, but you are close with her. Yeah, typical

Rina. And Rina's just like, you know, Rina knows that she's just lying her ass off because she just nods and goes, yeah, yeah, a lot. And her eyes are really wide, you know. And so, Karstelle's like, well, trust is very important to me. Yeah. Trust. Oh, yeah. So, I love trust. So, Kathy, I love trust. Could you please stop whispering that to your alarm clock? Well, how do I trust having a relationship with you? And how do I trust telling you something and knowing it's not gonna backfire on me? It's just I can't promise you that Marcel What that's crazy I

Could promise that I won't come after you I can't change what happened last year. Okay, here's what I can do. I can only say we can move on or not. I feel like you want to punish me. You want to stick it to me. You want to get that knife in. You want to turn it in.

You want to give me a bunny. You know what? Stick it to me. Stick it to me. I get it. Stick me. Touch a bit like Cat Richards. Absolutely. But I've always been the type... My thing is that I don it, stick me. Touch me like Kim Richards. Absolutely, but I've always been the type,

my thing is that I don't get angry enough. I've always had to be nice, and I'm not allowed to say how I feel. And so then Garcell talks about, again, we go with the stigmas that she deals with because people believe that black women are angry and aggressive, and she doesn't want to maintain that stereotype, that's what she says. And so, um, you know, so Garsell's like, it's just

going to take some time. It's going to take some time. I'm just, this is good. This is good because you were honest. You were honest. You were punished me, baby. Pattish me like Kathy health into a little child with a bad tooth. Pattish me. So Remy tells us that last year Denise didn't want to be honest, you know, so like she likes it. Garsell is being honest because Denise wouldn't be honest about anything, you know, she didn't want to be honest about issues. So she ran. Yeah, she ran. This is not the same thing of Garsell saying she's mad at you. That was you guys bringing up a bunch of bullshit and bringing Brandy back on the show to woman this ruined marriage over what was

Possibly at least half lies, okay, so it's not really the same thing ma'am and She's like you know what? Oh, that's all I ask is for honesty don't run don't hide don't send cease and to sis with it in the moment. Outside the bears are like, I think we should just move on to the next house. I don't know. I don't like the sounds coming out of there. So, um, so now, like throwing down the burnt fish out of the dumpster. So like, oh god, this house sucks. Oh, who made this pasta? We just go eat that pine cone. So bears on even Kyle salmon. So then down at the bar, a certain is like, well, I have gotten to know Garcell. And if you talk to her in a real way, but you know, she'll, she'll be there. But if you try to be fake, Kyle,

or call her out, Kyle, you can't do that. Kyle and Kyle's like, um, you're not being honest by not acknowledging the stuff that happened before all that. And Crystal's like, okay, well, what happened? Like, what was the bomb? So Kyle's like, well, there was this charity. I brought up that she donated money, but they never paid at paid. And Crystal cringes at that. And she's like, do you regret doing that? She's like, well, I mean, I didn't until we sat down and then she explained it to me that there's a stigma with black people not paying bills like I wouldn't have known that. And um, uh, and Sun goes, well, you know, like, you know, she knows, like I know, Coll, you would never, you would never come from that sort of place. You would never, you would never, you're not a racist bone and so, you know, you would

never. So, Chris was like, well, you know, from the perspective of someone who's not white, you know, when it hits you, when the, when the stereotype hits you, it can be really painful. You sort of can't see anything else, you know, because I've had friends who've made Asian comments, Kyle would never come from that place call would never so I'm already cringing because oh my god This just gets so bad so quickly it gets so bad so she says like I've had things in my life My white friends have said to me and so it goes you know what no no no, I'm not doing this I am not doing this right now.

And she's not doing what? She's not doing what? She's not talking to you about Breakthrough stereotypes. When I am trying to, she's just, well, yeah, you don't have to think about the racial stereotypes, and she's, and that is why, right there, right there, why? Because I'm a Southern white girl. Do you want to talk about when I see dumb ass red Max on the TV and what that have that makes me feel? Yeah, great great nail nailed it son nailed it Sun's life matters I has been traumatized by King of the Hill everyone know it Okay, no need

How hard is I got to Beverly Hills on my own and you see a TV show that makes it look like you just drive out as a hillbilly, you cannot do that. You cannot drive on it. I'm gonna be able to know what propane is. Okay. Oh my goodness. So she's like, I also have a stereotype

but I don't wanna give it. We are educated, we are traveled. I'm like, like I guess once again, another person who has not learned anything from the past year really so I mean I was also talking over crystal as well. I mean like it's just It's ugly so she goes I have yeah, she says like you said I have a stereotype But I don't want to bring it up because we are educated and we are traveled It's like oh, okay, so stereotypes don't count because you're rich,

like you're richer than the other people who have to deal with stereotypes. Like, what are you even saying? And Crystal goes, oh, that's insane. She says that is not insane. It is called 2021. And Crystal goes, so you're one of those people that say they don't see color. Tell me you're one of those girls. Tell me, go ahead, tell me that you don't see color. I mean, already, it's almost like you just know what's gonna happen next. And like, and Crystal knows it too. And then it's like, are you serious with me right now? Are you serious?

And Crystal goes, are you serious? Are you that girl? Yeah, she goes, tell me, tell me you don't see color. Oh my God, and you just hear Kathy in the back going you tell them Darcelle. Oh, Sutton Sutton Sutton. Oh Sutton you fucking idiot. What are you doing? My god. This lady is gonna be dragged and rightly so yeah, yeah But so inevitable like I think we've all been just slowly like we've like I like I like see season one I love sudden, but in the back of my mind. I'm like at some point she's gonna do something very problematic

It's gonna happen so that and I said the beginning like everyone enjoy enjoy it now because she's gonna happen. So that's and I said at the beginning, like everyone enjoy, enjoy it now, because she's gonna say something problematic. It's coming. It's and it has arrived. Ladies and gentlemen, it has arrived. Welcome, son. You know, I just don't understand what she's mad about. Like is she mad that she's that she has to talk right? Is she being like, well, I'm so sick of talking about rights or like, what does she mad about?

It doesn't make sense why she's mad. Chris wasn't even confronting her or being like, you're a racist or anything like that. She like, like, no one was pointing fingers or anything, but I don't know why a sudden just she just worked herself up. I mean, and the words of son herself, let them house go. Oh my God, what an absolute moron. Well, it'll be fun to see how this plays out and it makes a hell of a lot more sense

why Crystal hates her ass in the upcoming. Yeah, 100%, 100%. So, you know, everybody, we said we were like, oh, Crystal's an asshole, but like, not this is like true. This is like that's she's like oh housewives asshole, but this is like asshole Well, it's like assholely about bragging about your riches and your husband Which is kind of a housewives truck you have to find an asshole yeah, but or just like coming and being shady to the ladies Like the right out the gate, you know, it's like yeah

She's being an asshole out the gate which is not a bad thing on this show, but this like Sutton, oh my god, Sutton, you idiot. You idiot. So we were rooting for you. Well, we'll see. We'll see how this, you never know, you never know which direction it's gonna go, but so far, not great. And if, if, if somehow like, she has a moment, she's like, oh, I see, okay, I realize how I was wrong or whatever, then the producers have definitely done her dirty because they're gonna let her hang out to drive for a week.

And you know what, deservedly so, deservedly so. She doesn't deserve it. All right, well that, I will not talk about this anymore. This is 2021, man. Oh my goodness, guys. Thank you so much for listening. And we're going to be back tomorrow with some real housewives in New Jersey reunion part 2.

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